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Tue October 13, 2020
(Get Surrey)
 
 
 
Brian May launches petition to block expansion of his local Sainsbury's on grounds that it will harm the local hedgehog population
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(Get Surrey)
 
 
 
Brian May launches petition to block expansion of his local Sainsbury's on grounds that it will harm the local hedgehog population
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
If you were going to buy citizenship in Cyprus for the low price of €2m but haven't gotten around to it, it's now or never thanks to a few bad apples
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Paramount hopes to reteam Sandra Bullock and Ryan Reynolds. But...why?
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Mon October 12, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Germany and France are tea-ming up to drop a bag of steep EU sanctions on Russia over Navalny before their window of opportunity closes
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
On one hand, Trump's economic adviser says Republicans should support Trump's thrown together stimulus plan. On the other hand, Larry Kudlow is wrong about everything
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Sun October 11, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
You didn't really think you were going to get any COVID relief while the GOP was still in charge of the Senate, did you?
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Sat October 10, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump wants a bigger package; medical science says that's not yet possible
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Thu October 08, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Say what you want about Mike Pence's fly, but at least it respected the two minute time limit
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Trump calls for Barr to indict Biden
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Wed October 07, 2020
(SFGate)
 
 
 
In the era of climate change, one gas station struggles to renew its lease from the city for another 25 years. Difficulty: that city is San Francisco
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Mon October 05, 2020
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
France requests UK give them Channel Islands because "French coastal communities could be affected if UK takes back control of fishing around islands on January 1"
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Man roasted by wedding shamers after proposing to girlfriend using something called a "book"...whatever that is (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Man roasted by wedding shamers after proposing to girlfriend using something called a "book"...whatever that is (possible nsfw content on page)
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Thu October 01, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Man pranks friend on his first date with a "will you marry me" cake. Woman was not amused
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Wed September 30, 2020
(Comic Sands)
 
 
 
Man: Will you marry me? Woman: YES. 2020: I don't think so
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(Comic Sands)
 
 
 
Man: Will you marry me? Woman: YES. 2020: I don't think so
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Mon September 28, 2020
(National Institutes of Health)
 
 
 
Having read the title of this article in an actual scientific journal, I for one welcome the new black hole at the center of the Earth and look forward to the stuff about dark DNA and water molecules
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Sat September 26, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Oh wait, he's serious. Let us laugh even harder, comrades
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
San Francisco may make working from home mandatory even after COVID-19 is over
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Thu September 24, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Federal Judges are asking Congress to make it a crime for newspapers or websites to publish personal detail about them them, including their glaring conflicts of interest, or what wacky cults or hate groups they may belong to
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Wed September 23, 2020
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Under new proposal, misogyny could become hate crime
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Mon September 21, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
All those who had "government shutdown" on their 2020 bingo cards, get your markers ready
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Fri September 18, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Donnie offered a pardon to Stinky Cat if he showed Donnie where he buried the Dems' emails
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Thu September 17, 2020
(NineSigma)
 
 
 
Dear World: So, we have a bunch of radioactive sandbags, and we need to know how to deal with them. Any ideas? Anything involving cuteness is a bonus, but not required. We already know Radioactive Sandbags would be a good band name. Thanks, Fukushima
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(9 News)
 
 
 
Dear Grubhub, Doordash, etc: GFY. Sincerely, Denver City Council
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Having completely worn out Uranus puns, NASA seriously consider probing Venus
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Wed September 16, 2020
(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Everyone in Ontario, have birthday parties, weddings, frosh weeks, court cases and trysts this weekend (preferably all in the same place to save money on gas). Doug Ford is going to reduce the limit social gatherings
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Tue September 15, 2020
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Now that phosphine has been discovered on Venus, how are we going to better study its potential life source? NASA's looked into it: HAVOC, a space Zeppelin proposal from 2015
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Oscar Mayer now offers a unique opportunity for marriage proposals: pledging your heart, soul, and wiener to your beloved
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Mon September 14, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
TikToracle
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Pfizer coronavirus vaccine could pfinally be given to a pfew Americans by the end of the year, if the Pfood and Drug Administration approves it
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Sun September 13, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Headline: Trump orders lower drug prices. Buried in article: not any time soon and not for you
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Sat September 12, 2020
(The US Sun)
 
 
 
House Speaker Nancy Pelosi puts the $1,200 stimulus check back on the bait hook to force the Republicans to stop playing games and deal
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Thu September 10, 2020
(KRQE News)
 
 
 
You will have to keep the castles in your mind, George
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Wed September 09, 2020
(MLive.com)
 
Weeners
 
Need a fun backdrop for your marriage proposal? Oscar Mayer has you covered
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Tue September 08, 2020
(WKBW Buffalo)
 
 
 
2020 gets around to Millard Fillmore
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Mon September 07, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Having failed in their character assassination attempts against Joe Biden, the Trump campaign is pivoting to putting out detailed and thoughtful policy proposals to win over voters on the issues. Just kidding, they're trying the same thing on Harris
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Fri September 04, 2020
(MacRumors)
 
 
 
Apple: "Unlike Dell, our Chinese workers are allowed to live in a shared dorm room. Also unlike Dell, our workers are not executed for disagreeing with the boss. Also, unlike Dell, we only remove 100% of requests from the appstore that China makes"
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Wed September 02, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
In new proposal, government would be allowed to request biometrics from immigrants with green cards or work permits at any point until they become a U.S. citizen. Because when they become citizens, collecting biometric data is crazy talk
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Fri August 28, 2020
(TMZ)
 
 
 
News: The boxing world has produced a detailed police reform proposal. Fark: It's not bad
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Thu August 27, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Herd immunity gives in to herd mentality
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Herd immunity gives in to herd mentality
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Weekly unemployment claims hits 1m as expected, 27m still receiving some sort of assistance vs. 1.6m this week last year
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Tue August 25, 2020
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Author: I looked at some proposals to eliminate your 401(k), misinterpreted them, and pretended they were from Joe Biden. You won't believe what I found
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
It was assumed that by Sept. 30, the virus would be under control and demand for air travel would have returned. That is obviously not the case for 19,000 soon to be former American Airlines employees
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Donnie's deadline for drug pricing via executive order passes with all the impact of hydroxychloroquine on a stubbed toe
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Thu August 20, 2020
(Axios)
 
 
 
Rand Paul wants you to suffer
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Wed August 19, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Senate Republicans preparing measly $500B virus relief proposal, now providing just $300 weekly in extra federal payments to the unemployed minions instead of the $600 proposed by the Democrats
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Tue August 18, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Plane cabins could change dramatically because of the pandemic. With photo of plane cabin that does not look in the least helpful
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Thu August 13, 2020
(CBS News)
 
 
 
South Dakota governor to get $400K fence around her residence because Republican policies are going just so fantastic
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
I'm going to wash the derp right into my hair
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Tue August 11, 2020
(Mic)
 
 
 
California: Companies like Uber and lift have to treat drivers as employees and give them benefits. Uber: OR,.... what if we just set up a "benefit fund" and let THEM decide whether they want sick leave, OR buy health insurance, OR take a vacation?
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(Mic)
 
 
 
California: Companies like Uber and lift have to treat drivers as employees and give them benefits. Uber: OR,.... what if we just set up a "benefit fund" and let THEM decide whether they want sick leave, OR buy health insurance, OR take a vacation?
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Mon August 10, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Airline stocks surge 7% on TSA reports of improved traveler numbers. Tomorrow: airline stocks stall as people realize that's still down 70% since last year
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Mark Meadows says if he gets his way Trump's acceptance speech for the GOP nomination will be held "not within a mile" of White House. So how far away from the White House IS the Russian embassy?
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Sun August 09, 2020
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
France, Germany leave WHO talks due to US involvement
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Fri August 07, 2020
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Second worst president in modern times trolls the worst president ever
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Wed August 05, 2020
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Fiery bloke's romantic wedding proposal falls flat when he burns down his flat, but the burning love of his life still says yes
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(CNN)
 
 
 
You know who REALLY doesn't love Mitch McConnell's idea of giving employers absolute immunity from lawsuits by their employees who catch Coronavirus at work? The players in the NBA, NFL, NHL, MLB, and MLS, that's who
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
The Bachelorette: Where the relationships are made up and the proposals don't matter
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Uh oh, the Penguins are massing. All hail our glorious Emperors. Pittsburgh is yours
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Tue August 04, 2020
(UPI)
 
 
 
Man sets new Guinness record for most Rubik's cubes solved underwater in a single breath, then kicks back and waits for the marriage proposals to start pouring in
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Mon August 03, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
That smile. It's the kid with the expensive toys, who ruined the game if he couldn't be in charge; all grown up
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Sun August 02, 2020
(Metro)
 
 
 
The UK may order people over the age of 50 to stay home to avoid a second Coronavirus shutdown
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Sat August 01, 2020
(One America News Network)
 
 
 
Trump: China will pay for COVID expenses, just like Mexico paid for that wall
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Fri July 31, 2020
(Space News)
 
 
 
Old and busted: SpaceX is just going to ruin the night sky with its Starlink satellites. New hotness: Amazon is going to ruin the the night sky with its Kuiper satellites
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Wed July 29, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Republican senators are revolting. They also REALLY don't like McConnell's Coronavirus relief bill
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Tue July 28, 2020
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
NYPD shows their preference for ticketing people of color as COVID-19 is driving everyone to drink alcohol outside
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Mon July 27, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
The GOP economic proposal? Bread and Circuses. No, seriously
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(Snopes)
 
 
 
Yes HUD actually DID issue a "how to spot a transgender woman" memo to homeless shelters, and yes, it actually does read like a collection of "lessons learned" from one night out in the clubs for Ben Carson
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Germany: "Nein, Hosenscheisser"
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Thu July 23, 2020
(Politifact)
 
 
 
Politifact weighs in with a bad take that is completely worthy of both 2020 and the facepalm tag
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Tue July 21, 2020
(WISHTV)
 
 
 
What "presidential" might look like
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
NFL: "You know what, the preseason games aren't a good idea and should be scrapped this year"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
NFL: "You know what, the preseason games aren't a good idea and should be scrapped this year"
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(Defense News)
 
 
 
Indonesia offers to buy Austria's air force
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Mon July 20, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump refuses to pay the police enough to secure the Republican convention
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Sat July 18, 2020
(Detroit Metro Times)
 
 
 
They write themselves. "Royal Oak residents worry cannabis shops will lower property values, but studies show they could get higher"
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(Detroit Metro Times)
 
 
 
They write themselves. "Royal Oak residents worry cannabis shops will lower property values, but studies show they could get higher"
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Fri July 17, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
It's unfair to say Mitch McConnell is doing "nothing" on the pandemic crisis. In fact he working VERY hard on doing the WRONG thing: Giving businesses state and federal immunity from covid-related lawsuits until 2024, retroactive to December 2019
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Thu July 16, 2020
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
No way would an honest company like Southwest Airlines begin to implement huge layoffs despite taking federal assistance. No way
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Wed July 15, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Rush Limbaugh's modest proposal to defeat COVID-19
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Tue July 14, 2020
(NFL)
 
 
 
NFl expected to qUiCKly respoNd to players' propOsal
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Sat July 11, 2020
(TVLine)
 
 
 
Exclusive Snowpiercer finale sneak peek. Sometimes I feel like you people aren't taking this grim dystopian winter train drama seriously enough
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(TVLine)
 
 
 
Exclusive Snowpiercer finale sneak peek. Sometimes I feel like you people aren't taking this grim dystopian winter train drama seriously enough
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(ZDNet)
 
 
 
Linus Torvalds, Master of Linux, signs off on new names for all you slaves
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Fri July 10, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Because he was wrong?
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Tue July 07, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Lamar Alexander is skipping the convention to allow space for those who have never attended a convention, and for no other reason
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Mon July 06, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Poland's president goes full-Alabama ahead of a run-off. You NEVER go full-Alabama
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Fri July 03, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
Cirque du Soleil was dancing on an invisible tightrope even before the virus
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Thu July 02, 2020
(Westword)
 
 
 
Denver plans to create designated urban camping sites for the homeless, in a decision which will surely end well
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(Westword)
 
 
 
Denver plans to create designated urban camping sites for the homeless, in a decision which will surely end well
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Wed July 01, 2020
(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
So to clarify in Pennsylvania the cops have to see you light the firework and then have to see the firework go off before they can issue a citation. And then they are not allowed to seize any unused fireworks in your possession
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Tue June 30, 2020
(Wired)
 
 
 
Proposal: Any Facebook group exceeding a certain membership threshold -- say, 5,000 people -- should be automatically made public
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