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Thu August 11, 2022
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Taxing cannabis operations in unincorporated areas that have not yet even been approved, let alone permitted seems like a fine way to guarantee that black market sales will continue to thrive
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Wed August 10, 2022
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
It's like Willie Wonka's chocolate factory, but with sepsis
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Mon August 08, 2022
(Science.org)
 
 
 
NSF grants to researchers who A) have the best science proposals or B) are white. There goes the science
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Thu August 04, 2022
(ABC News)
 
 
 
How to conspire to raise airfares with plausible deniability
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Tue August 02, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Dane Cook moves on from robbing jokes to robbing cradle
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Dane Cook moves on from robbing jokes to robbing cradle
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
"I'm engaged and having an incredible affair with a married colleague. How can I make both things work?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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Fri July 29, 2022
(Montana Standard)
 
 
 
Well, that'll chap your ass: judge blocks applying sunscreen to Butte
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Thu July 28, 2022
(NBC DFW)
 
 
 
Dallas, Texas suburb can't have nice things, water supply edition
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Tue July 26, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Murder hornets are getting a new name. No not manslaughter hornets
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Mon July 25, 2022
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
They want to destroy it?
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Wed July 20, 2022
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Federal appeals court tells Missouri AG to go be stupid somewhere else
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Mon July 18, 2022
(Axios)
 
 
 
American democracy is crumbling, and the planet is becoming uninhabitable. Won't YOU join caring Americans and contribute just $7 to stop Google's political Spam proposal that imperils the rights of millions or at least the bot that sent this?
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Sun July 17, 2022
(National Post)
 
 
 
Canada's federal Conservatives finally say out loud that they will privatize healthcare
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Fri July 15, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Here's a modest common sense proposal: If private companies are going to benefit from taxpayer subsidies, the financial gains made by these companies must be shared with the American people
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(Politico)
 
 
 
"Senate negotiators on the proposal, led on the Democratic side by West Virginia's Sen. Joe Manchin..." Oh great, now we'll all have to scratch our votes into lumps of coal
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Thu July 14, 2022
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Google wants to let politicians spam you with imputiny. You have until July 16th to tell the FEC what you think about that proposal. Unless their inbox is already full
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Wed July 13, 2022
(Hill Reporter)
 
 
 
Matt Gaetz has an epiphany and doesn't even realize it
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Regulator bans Elon's farting, cites public safety
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(NBC 29 Charlottesville)
 
 
 
Judging from the headline, Jonathan Swift's "A Modest Proposal" found an audience in Virginia
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Tue July 12, 2022
(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
When your sweet tooth cannot be ignored, but you've got a bare pantry, what is your "desperation pie" (or equivalent)?
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
NBA play-in tournament experiment was successful, and will soon be on the schedule permanently. No more tanking for draft picks now that the #10 team in each conference has a shot for glory
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Mon July 11, 2022
(AP News)
 
 
 
A floating abortion clinic in the Gulf of Mexico has been proposed as a way to work around abortion bans, considered a far better idea than a sinking one
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
From the people who brought you the $6M Man, we now bring you the $100M Hoohah. Hoohah? Hoohah
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Sat July 09, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Two senators visit Ukraine President Zelensky; deliver copy of proposal to declare Russia a state sponsor of terrorism. This should get a rise out of Putin
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Tue July 05, 2022
(Common Dreams)
 
 
 
Fetterman takes a huge risk and calls for an Assault Weapons Ban. That is leadership. That is taking a risk for the right reason
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
American Airlines to give pilots 17% raise. United will still punch you in the face and drag you off plane if you dare ask for one
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Mon July 04, 2022
(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
That time McDonald's had a floater
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Fri July 01, 2022
(THV 11)
 
 
 
Arkansas lawmaker proposes legislation preventing pregnant women from crossing state lines if there is a possibility it may be to obtain reproductive care that includes abortion
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Mon June 27, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Get your health insurance through Uncle Sam's Health Insurance Marketplace? Prepare yourself
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Fri June 24, 2022
(Tax Foundation)
 
 
 
A modest proposal. Why not go back to the pre-Roe Tax Rate, too?
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Thu June 23, 2022
(Irish Independent)
 
 
 
Over 300 apply for Dingle area
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Tue June 21, 2022
(NBC News)
 
 
 
News: After a huge backlash, Rick Scott amends his GQP post-midterms agenda that would tax the poor & sunset Social Security. Fark: He made it even worse
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Mon June 20, 2022
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Okay, so the new bipartisan effort is pointless. But, and hear me out, what if we changed the name of the country to "Fringed"? 'The right of the people to keep and bear Arms shall not be in...' Fringed. Get it?
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
"A crypto lending app tried to take over a 'whale' account to stop it from collapsing the system." Everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here now, thank you. How are you?
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Sat June 18, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Can't tell if this article belongs in the STEM tab for climate change shortages, the Business tab for unpaid labor, the Pol tab for weird government policy, or the Food tab for food... mmm masur dal with tamarind argleargleargle
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Fri June 17, 2022
(WYFF 4 Greenville)
 
 
 
Horry County, SC votes unanimously to recognize Pride month... Oh wait, you mean Pride means we acknowledge the gays? Never mind, we now vote unanimously to unrecognize it
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Tue June 14, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
Remember Paul LePage? The governor of Maine who was seen as a louder, stupider, even more racist version of Donald Trump? He apparently figures the time is ripe for him to make a "comeback"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Japan passes bill to make online insults punishable by jail time but those guys are all assholes anyhow🖕
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Mon June 13, 2022
(The Verge)
 
 
 
NYT says SpaceX has won approval to launch Starship from Boca Chica - Verge says SpaceX needs to make 75 changes to their proposal / application
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(CNN)
 
 
 
A list of the Top Three Reforms left out of the "bipartisan gun deal." Number one: Anything that actually matters
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Wed June 08, 2022
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
UK doesn't C the need
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Tue June 07, 2022
(Fox 32 Chicago)
 
 
 
Illinois neighborhood votes to keep an old bar that shut down four years ago instead of getting a brand new Dunkin' Donuts. Is there anything alcohol can't do?
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(MacRumors)
 
 
 
USB C is life
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Mon June 06, 2022
(WCVB Boston)
 
Boobies
 
There once was a man from Nantucket, who voted for equality for all persons to be allowed to be topless on any public or private beach within the town of Nantucket
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Fri June 03, 2022
(AP News)
 
 
 
Taser drones are the obvious solution to school shootings we'd all been searching for
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Thu June 02, 2022
(Outkick)
 
 
 
Report: Petty Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis to veto money for new stadium due to Rays' view of shootings
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
China is harassing Canadian aircraft near North Korea, apparently unaware of the fact that the people they're messing with act polite but are the only ones in history to successfully invade the USA and burn down the White House
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(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
Ranting about not being complicit definitely makes you look complicit
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Marjorie Taylor Greene suggests Canada's new gun control proposals will invite a Russian invasion of America's Hat. Because the thought of Doug in Medicine Hat having a rifle is what gives Putin pause?
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Mon May 30, 2022
(CBC)
 
 
 
Government introduces sweeping legislation to address gun violence. No, not that government. The politer one
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Sun May 29, 2022
(Flathead Beacon)
 
 
 
Judge orders U.S. to decide if wolverines need protection or just additional supplies to hold off the Russians
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Fri May 27, 2022
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Canada: Let's let border officials search your electronic devices 'just because'
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(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Canada: Let's let border officials search your electronic devices 'just because'
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Do you live in Washington DC and own an enormous SUV or Pickup? You may soon be paying 7x the normal registration fee because of how destructive your ride is
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Wed May 25, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
It seems ESG stocks are kind of like organic food: not necessarily better for you or the world, and a lot of it is sold by bullshiatters
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
It seems ESG stocks are kind of like organic food: not necessarily better for you or the world, and a lot of it is sold by bullshiatters
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Wendy's looking to be dominated
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Joe Manchin: I'll look at any common-sense legislation after the Uvalde massacre except for the one thing that would actually work
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Tue May 24, 2022
(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
Greater Idaho measure is now slightly Lesser Greater Idaho. Keep off the patio, keep off the path
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(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
Greater Idaho measure is now slightly Lesser Greater Idaho. Keep off the patio, keep off the path
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Mon May 23, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Washington Commanders spend $100M for a 200 acre plot in northern Virginia, either to park a new stadium there or else try to bury all their ongoing scandals
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Wed May 18, 2022
(The Mainichi (Japan))
 
 
 
Subcommittee presents three proposals regarding acceptable range of unusual personal names. One is simply to allow Pikachu with any kanji. Another allows Pikachu as long as you have a good reason. The third says no Pikachu without acceptable kanji
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Mon May 16, 2022
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
'90s nostalgia continues as US redeploys troops to Somalia
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Sat May 14, 2022
(San Francisco Chronicle)
 
 
 
California ends up with huge budget surplus by heavily taxing richest residents and businesses, gets called "failed state" by all the failed states
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Fri May 13, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Louisiana backpedals on abortion = murder. Still hates women
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Mon May 09, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Tucker Carlson's favorite European dictator has caused the EU to halt any further oil embargo on Russia. Germany eyes Hungary and points to their tanks
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Fri May 06, 2022
(Audacy)
 
 
 
The rent hikes are too damn high, or low, depending who you ask
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(Audacy)
 
 
 
The rent hikes are too damn high, or low, depending who you ask
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(13 ABC Toledo)
 
 
 
Ohio Redistricting Commission approves gerrymandered maps for the fifth time after courts strike then down. BONUS: Maps are the exact same as the fourth map which had caused the courts to threaten to hold the commission in contempt
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Sat April 30, 2022
(Politico)
 
 
 
Running a bit late. Can we re-schedule?
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Fri April 29, 2022
(Big Think)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: The hidden world of octopus cities and culture. Wait, what?
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(Big Think)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: The hidden world of octopus cities and culture. Wait, what?
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(Metro)
 
 
 
It belongs in a museum
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(Politico)
 
 
 
California has a $68 billion surplus but imagine how much larger it would be if they adopted conservative economic policies
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Thu April 28, 2022
(AP News)
 
 
 
Maine hunters sue to allow Sunday hunting, say current restrictions violate their "Right to Food" as specified in the Declaration of Independence, the Constitution, and the state's new Right to Food constitutional amendment
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(Silicon Angle)
 
 
 
We know who Stormy is, but who's Wild? Not like the NSA is going to tell us
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Tue April 26, 2022
(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Wait, Penney's can afford buying someone out?
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Mon April 25, 2022
(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Why the US government proposed nuking the Moon
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Why the US government proposed nuking the Moon
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Sun April 24, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
On second thought, let's take the bozo with money and let him figure out the problems while we count the money
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Thu April 21, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Coincidentally, pattern of failures is the name of my Ted Nugent bagpipe cover band
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Mon April 18, 2022
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
CIA cat story was supposed to complete its mission on Caturday but got bored and wandered off (possible nsfw content on page)
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Fri April 15, 2022
(CBS News)
 
 
 
When it comes to imprisoning people just for being homeless, Tennesseein' is Tennebelievin'
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Chelsea free of Ricketts
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Thu April 14, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
California to pass gas by 2035
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Gallup poll: Americans overwhelmingly support Biden proposals to fight climate change *coughfarkyoumanchincough*
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Boris Johnson announces his plan to deal with Britian's immigration problem by deporting asylum seekers to Rwanda, citing the UK's proven ability to ignore what happens to people there
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