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Mon February 06, 2023
		It was his turn in the barrel source: wral.com \| share:	20
		WWJD? Apparently screw the poor. Churches agree that merging and selling property to Lehigh University for $3.7 million is really much better for everyone instead of taking city's offer of $3.5 million to make land available for low income housing source: lehighvalleylive.com \| share:	100
		Perfect property for investors Lots of potential, being sold "AS IS" source: zillow.com \| share:	179
		Giant Dick's to join all the other giant dicks in Boston source: nbcboston.com \| share:	11

Fri February 03, 2023
		Walter White of Purdue arrested. Clearly the research grants aren't quite generous enough source: fox59.com \| share:	26
		"This is the pupil stage you see here from this stage and then they'll emerge as adults. As adults are when they feed on palm trees and are the most harmful to the palms here" source: khon2.com \| share:	19

Thu February 02, 2023
		Today in lazy headline writing: "Devastated Photographer Sent Bags of White Powder Instead of $3K Camera." Who did he send them to, and why would he do that? source: petapixel.com \| share:	9
		Abominable snow burglar trifecta in play source: channel3000.com \| share:	1

Wed February 01, 2023
		Attorneys general from 20 slave states warn CVS and Walgreens about interfering with their property source: ktla.com \| share:	182
		Sherlock Holmes Museum boss has won the right to kick his brother out of his home after a 10-year feud. Mycroft unavailable for comment source: mirror.co.uk \| share:	20
(Some Guy)		Value of unimpressive parking lot goes from $1.8 million to $2.8 million in last 4 years; Subby clearly in the wrong business source: framinghamsource.com \| share:	17
		Today on the Rich and Fur-mous: Gunther VI, the world's richest dog is worth £65m, lives in Madonna's old mansion and enjoys excursions around Italy. What a ruff life (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share:	2
		Overachievers are skipping right past buying a first home and are going straight to their second home source: washingtonian.com \| share:	41

Tue January 31, 2023
		Pooping perpetrator jumps in river, comes out clean on the other side source: lawandcrime.com \| share:	16
		Yeah, I took this clown statue but I'm leaving it with the cops because it's freakin' me out source: cleveland19.com \| share:	23
		As we all know bathrooms are hard to keep clean. However, this waterfall sink is impossible to keep clean source: knixcountry.iheart.com \| share:	70

Sat January 28, 2023
		"The man was seen making a gun gesture and flipping off the camera before exiting the lobby" source: cleveland19.com \| share:	12
		"...and I would have my own brewery too if it weren't for those meddling kids" source: msn.com \| share:	38
		So... like, be aware, or something source: huffpost.com \| share:	57

Fri January 27, 2023
		For Sale: Bomb shelter with views source: zillow.com \| share:	92

Thu January 26, 2023
		In unrelated news, Fark's servers are now liquid cooled source: msn.com \| share:	32
		Article does not mention the source of the DNA which was found in the sock source: uk.news.yahoo.com \| share:	36
		Hobby Lobby will take its yarn ball and go home if a weed store opens nearby. Tag is for finding a crafty way to rid a town of Hobby Lobby stores source: ironmountaindailynews.com \| share:	61
		Hobby Lobby will take its yarn ball and go home if a weed store opens nearby. Tag is for finding a crafty way to rid a town of Hobby Lobby stores source: ironmountaindailynews.com \| share:	61
		Sucks to be wealthy NYC apartment owners using Airbnb if city enforces its new law against short-term rentals, about 10,000 listings could be wiped off the platform by the end of the year source: theguardian.com \| share:	27
(Bloomberg Tax)		Tax rules for the Metaverse stymied by lack of understanding, like nobody knowing what the fark it is source: news.bloombergtax.com \| share:	11

Wed January 25, 2023
		Finally a first step towards national rent control: White House launches new effort to help tenants, unveils new protections amid soaring rental costs source: whitehouse.gov \| share:	181
		That burned-down Tennessee mansion from a few days ago has found a buyer. New owners probably boasting they got it at a fire sale price source: bbc.com \| share:	40

Tue January 24, 2023
		Well he's no fun. He fell right over. Fits in with the earlier thread today about wind turbines and manufacturing standards source: greenbaypressgazette.com \| share:	46

Mon January 23, 2023
		The glimmer of hope for LA Angels fans has expired source: espn.com \| share:	5

Sat January 21, 2023
		House for sale. Water sold separately source: zillow.com \| share:	76

Fri January 20, 2023
		GOP Candidates, lobbyists and advocacy groups form 2017-2021: We're not spending millions to hold our events at the Trump hotel to bribe the president, it's just that it's location is SO CONVENIENT. Now that it's a Waldorf Astoria: tumbleweeds source: citizensforethics.org \| share:	28
		Meet the Chinese billionaire who can actually make Elon look successful source: cnn.com \| share:	33
		Magnets that can tell left from right, how do they work? source: iflscience.com \| share:	15

Thu January 19, 2023
(Lewiston Tribune)		I see your "truck crashing into a home", and raise you one "wall of water" from ruptured reservoir. Disaster trifecta in play source: lmtribune.com \| share:	36
		Florida politician takes a crack at the "falling out of windows" shtick source: floridapolitics.com \| share:	24

Wed January 18, 2023
		Whoever buys the glass exterior Invisible House for $18M should no longer throw stones source: architecturaldigest.com \| share:	34
		Whoever buys the glass exterior Invisible House for $18M should no longer throw stones source: architecturaldigest.com \| share:	34
		FTX says half a billion dollars was hacked, as opposed to being embezzled or lost by other malfeasance. Alrighty then source: nbcnews.com \| share:	9

Tue January 17, 2023
		Man loses use of his property to invaders source: youtube.com \| share:	12
		"Commanders sale coming 'soon' as top candidates take shape." Hopefully, in the form of an eagle and a bucket of water, just like Zan & Jayna source: nbcsports.com \| share:	11
		"Those grapes were probably sour, anyway," said the fox source: fool.com \| share:	47
		Carolina vandals have gone from shooting out transformers to... destroying the broadcast towers for the Triad region's oldest sports & newsradio station source: journalnow.com \| share:	48
		The keys to Graceland, and the remains of the televisions Robert Goulet was on, have fallen to Riley Keough and her young sisters source: yahoo.com \| share:	16

Sun January 15, 2023
		Tate didn't have 33 penis compensators, only 15, and now he has none source: abc.net.au \| share:	136

Sat January 14, 2023
		Bombay Beach, in all its glory source: zillow.com \| share:	78
		Thieving kitty has a preference for ugly sandals source: stuff.co.nz \| share:	7
		Thieving kitty has a preference for ugly sandals source: stuff.co.nz \| share:	7
		Ghost gun manufacturer arrested. Would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for all the test firing in his neighborhood source: ktvu.com \| share:	24

Fri January 13, 2023
		Oh deer source: fox35orlando.com \| share:	28
		Oh deer source: fox35orlando.com \| share:	28
		Carjacking culprit carjacks cops cruiser crashes carelessly into community chow center source: nbcconnecticut.com \| share:	19
		Outdoor holiday projector topples over causing green laser beam trifecta to be put in play on Fark source: globalnews.ca \| share:	20
		US Chamber of Commerce will sue the FTC for daring to say business can't treat their workers like property source: cnbc.com \| share:	47
		Day 324 of WW3: High intensity battle continues in Soledar, with heavy Russian casualties. In other news, the head of Russia's Duma suggests property confiscation for those who speak out against the war. It's your Friday Ukraine war discussion source: aljazeera.com \| share:	468

Thu January 12, 2023
		George Santos' lies now require a running list for tracking purposes source: nbcnewyork.com \| share:	78
		Willie Nelson's old home sells for rather high price source: foxbusiness.com \| share:	17

Wed January 11, 2023
		And we're renting here in Allentown source: cbsnews.com \| share:	24

Tue January 10, 2023
		Owner of Sanford soul food restaurant claims they're being treated unfairly by city, still calls son 'Big Dummy' source: fox35orlando.com \| share:	37
		Owner of Sanford soul food restaurant claims they're being treated unfairly by city, still calls son 'Big Dummy' source: fox35orlando.com \| share:	37
		Bright side: the world won't have to worry about Russian piracy (as much) source: theregister.com \| share:	1
		The Noblesville FD would like you to know it was a herd of yaks roaming the roads, not bison. We repeat, YAKS not BISON. We apologize to any bison offended by our tweet source: fox59.com \| share:	27
		This octagon will soon be octa-gone source: zillow.com \| share:	86

Mon January 09, 2023
		Fictional People's Problems: "I'm supposed to be RE-tired, but I'm just tired from counting all my money. What do?" source: marketwatch.com \| share:	14
(Some Guy)		Total lightning statistics 2022. Might be shocking for a few and very very frightening for others source: xweather.com \| share:	10
		Tate owned so hard by Greta he's reportedly been hospitalized. No word on if he was sent to the burn ward source: independent.co.uk \| share:	147
		John Deere decides to allow the serfs to repair their own property source: engadget.com \| share:	29
		Russia launches criminal probes on Kremlin critics. For those not up on their Star Wars lore, a Criminal Probe is what Han and Chewbacca shot near the rebel base on Hoth source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	25
		"My fiancé wants to bonk his ex-girlfriend one last time - and said I can join in or watch. What do?" (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share:	25
		For years, Boomers have been telling anybody who will listen that the best way to build wealth is to buy your own home. So what happens when nobody but them can afford one? source: npr.org \| share:	61
		Trillion-dollar hedge fund Blackstone Inc. loses its fight in court to lift rent controls from some of the last apartments in New York City that are affordable for middle-class people. Gee. That's a real shame source: msn.com \| share:	56

Sat January 07, 2023
		California's beginning to slide into the sea due to climate change. Now's the time to snap up property in Otisburg source: outsideonline.com \| share:	43
		Great deal for spacious two-bedroom home that's on sale for just £70k in the UK - but there's a small catch, it has a little clutter and a tenant still living inside of it source: dailyrecord.co.uk \| share:	28
		Heirs demand iconic "Sunflowers" painting be returned from Japan, file lawsuit in Illinois, claim Nazis illegally forced their ancestor to sell it off in 1934. This is one Van Gogh suit that deserves a hearing source: japannews.yomiuri.co.jp \| share:	38

Fri January 06, 2023
		They're Aussie kids, of course you'd find them playing with a great big eight-legged deadly thing of nope source: 9news.com.au \| share:	17

Thu January 05, 2023
		Released inmate throws rock through glass door of jail to try to get back inside for meal and place to sleep. Sheriff: "We quickly made those arrangements for him" source: kplctv.com \| share:	42
		Mystery time: Dozens of solar powered antennae rigs pop up in the Salt Lake City foothills source: ksltv.com \| share:	107

Wed January 04, 2023
		The Diver Library will not fall into the lake source: timesunion.com \| share:	7
		Residents call this guy the "neighborhood creep." You may not want to know what he allegedly called himself source: wric.com \| share:	79
		You dirty rat source: cnn.com \| share:	28

Tue January 03, 2023
		Bruce is selling his beach for $20M. Still not enough, but a good start for reparations source: ktla.com \| share:	75
		Bruce is selling his beach for $20M. Still not enough, but a good start for reparations source: ktla.com \| share:	75

Mon January 02, 2023
		Santos was living with teenage boy while married to a woman and wanted for theft in Brazil all at the same time, he couldn't have made that one up source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	122
		If you're a foreigner who'd been collecting seashells or lint balls or bottle caps or whatever the hell else they use for money in Canada to buy some property there, I have bad news source: cnn.com \| share:	94

Sun January 01, 2023
		Some billionaire who owns the Empire State Building shoots off fireworks at his New Year's Eve party, burns down large rural area in New Zealand. Subby had no idea they made intercontinental fireworks source: 9news.com.au \| share:	79
		I'm not an expert or anything, but I think they have some issues they need to work on source: cbsnews.com \| share:	32

Sat December 31, 2022
		Woman wants barge left by Ian removed from her backyard. So if you're reading this, Hurricane Ian, please swing by Cape Coral and reclaim your stuff source: winknews.com \| share:	44

Thu December 29, 2022
		You know, reforming the Tax Code is going to be a monumental undertaking and a controversial one depending on whose ox is gored, but how about we start small and close the deduction for hush money you pay to porn stars to keep your affair quiet? source: msn.com \| share:	63
		If you only read this story's headline and the first half of the article, you might not think things would turn out like they did source: toronto.ctvnews.ca \| share:	25
		About a dozen homes in Clinton, NC have been experiencing a major fruit fly invasion. "I hate it when they get in my mouth. I am tired of this and tired of crying every night." Thanks, Hillary source: wral.com \| share:	76

Wed December 28, 2022
		Dear USA, we're very sorry for your loss...It was a nice run Pennsylvania RIP source: msn.com \| share:	84
(Some Guy)		Washington Commanders to unveil their first ever mascot: a hog, calling back to beloved legends of the old Washington football club. The OG Hogs unamused, may file for trademark infringement against Dan Snyder source: frontofficesports.com \| share:	23
		I am the Lorax ... Fark Zillow source: insider.com \| share:	33

Tue December 27, 2022
		The IRS commissioner who didn't audit Trump and didn't release his tax returns was also making hundreds of thousands of dollars off Trump branded properties. Apparently this is fine source: citizensforethics.org \| share:	89
		The IRS commissioner who didn't audit Trump and didn't release his tax returns was also making hundreds of thousands of dollars off Trump branded properties. Apparently this is fine source: citizensforethics.org \| share:	89
		Once considered the cornerstone of The American Dream, homeownership to soon become "a thing of the past" - according to this article saying everyone should buy two homes source: finance.yahoo.com \| share:	29
		After freezing temperatures result in higher electricity demands, rolling power outages across north Alabama, utility companies now want homeowners to stop dripping faucets to prevent frozen pipes source: whnt.com \| share:	33

Mon December 26, 2022
		85 pounds of weed? You could have a pretty good weekend at Baskin Robbins on that, officer source: pressdemocrat.com \| share:	11
(Some Agent)		Enjoy role playing Rapunzel? How about pouring boiling oil on your enemies/neighbors? Do you have a thing for crenellations? Then this fully modernized tower house might be for you source: fineandcountry.co.uk \| share:	39

Fri December 23, 2022
		Rich kids are buying up these mansions, dressin them up as nut houses, hire girls to dress up as nurses who will sedate them and put them in restraints. The kids are callin it Code Blue source: bangordailynews.com \| share:	9
		Bloomberg mulling acquisition of WSJ/Dow Jones, and/or WaPo ...still no taste for fowl tasting Twitter source: axios.com \| share:	13
		Ten-foot nutcracker stolen. Police on the lookout for people targeting four-foot nuts source: wcvb.com \| share:	16

Wed December 21, 2022
		It will be a very happy holiday reunion for Zeppelin and his mom after the missing dog was found 1,600 miles from home. Welcome to the It's Almost Christmas edition of Woofday Wetnose Wednesday and please thank those who led Zeppelin safely home source: ktla.com \| share:	253

Mon December 19, 2022
		You want to build affordable housing on your property? Great. First, give us $77,000. After that, go away source: marketwatch.com \| share:	104
(Some Guy)		Let's start the bidding at $100 source: wpdh.com \| share:	57
		New Florida property insurance law requires some customers to stop using the state's "insurer of last resort" fund, thereby protecting, uh source: wptv.com \| share:	75

Sun December 18, 2022
(Some Guy)		Woman calls police on neighbor for cutting down her snow fence ... that was on his property source: womenio.com \| share:	78
		"It was more challenging to remove the goat from the home than the alligator" source: wsbtv.com \| share:	33

Sat December 17, 2022
		Randy Andy sells Swiss chalet for £19 million to help pay his mounting legal costs. It's good to be the pedo prince source: mirror.co.uk \| share:	19
		And my plan to steal the truck would've worked, too, if it hadn't been for those meddling drinks and all their ethanol source: whnt.com \| share:	19

Fri December 16, 2022
		Morouns ordered to pay $50,000 for blighted property in Detroit. Get a brain Morouns source: axios.com \| share:	28
		5.3 EQ hits Midland TX, improves property values by 300%. FARK: getting reports of it being felt as far away as Dallas and Austin source: earthquake.usgs.gov \| share:	108

Thu December 15, 2022
(Some Guy)		Hey, that's my retirement grease source: mocoshow.com \| share:	34

Wed December 14, 2022
		Tupac Shakur's Baltimore home, listed for $179,000. Enjoy the lovely atmosphere of this Greenmount ave property. Current revenue from loyal tenants, stash house, hos source: dailyvoice.com \| share:	22

Mon December 12, 2022
		Fake psychic sentenced in $3M fraud scheme. See, this is why you never want to get hooked on faux noetics source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	39
		After successfully delaying the DOJ on Mar-A-Lago through the midterm elections, Judge Cannon dismisses Twice Impeached Former President Trump's lawsuit over the FBI conducting a lawful search for stolen government property source: cnn.com \| share:	189
		Richmond VA's last Confederate monument on city property is coming down source: wric.com \| share:	38
		Yeah, but he didn't say where he would park it. Bonus: grand theft auto Chevy Malibu source: hawaiinewsnow.com \| share:	24
		Man arrested for DUI after taking CHP officer cosplay too far. Ponch and Jon wipe sweat from brow source: ktvu.com \| share:	11

Sat December 10, 2022
		Asinine: Couple's home gets randomly shot up. Also asinine: What a letter received from district attorney's office said afterwards source: wisn.com \| share:	35
		Geography, awards, British stuff, and Florida Man are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, Dec 1-7: Weaponized Lizards Edition source: fark.com \| share:	21
(Some Gop)		How will Montana's GOP use its supermajority in state legislature? Constitutional amendments to "make using property an inalienable right," "enshrine right to farm and ranch," revise constitutional language regarding clean and healthful environment" source: laws.leg.mt.gov \| share:	109

Fri December 09, 2022
		Ocean view estate property just got a little less property and a little more ocean view. Otisburg and Lex Springs looking like good crypto investment opportunities source: ktla.com \| share:	19
		New policy: Take the keys out of the ambulance when on a call source: triblive.com \| share:	32
		Fleetwood Mac's balls sold for # $100,000 at auction source: nme.com \| share:	27
		Moore County NC has power restored and search warrants applied for source: wunc.org \| share:	81

Thu December 08, 2022
		PSA: when trying to 'keep the fun going', Do NOT pour gasoline into a fire pit source: independent.co.uk \| share:	90
		The investor class is beginning to take losses on their property investments. Meanwhile, a single-family in Bumfark, ND is still going for $400k. It's a start, at least source: livemint.com \| share:	23
		Rent the original 'Lord of the Rings' Hobbit house for $6 per night source: nypost.com \| share:	12

Wed December 07, 2022
		Would-be goat thief not the GOAT of goat thievery source: sandiegouniontribune.com \| share:	7
		Would-be goat thief not the GOAT of goat thievery source: sandiegouniontribune.com \| share:	7
		Kitchen. Urinals. Urinals. In the kitchen source: zillow.com \| share:	101

Tue December 06, 2022
(Mark Hall)		Man to spend up to 40 years in prison for card store robbery. Got no Good Luck or Sympathy from the judge. But that 40th anniversary one might be one to look forward to source: wtaj.com \| share:	20
		I thought renting out a cock and a couple hens was British slang for prostitution which explains the awkward bachelor party source: wreg.com \| share:	23
		Boris Becker to be released just 8 months into his 2-1/2 year sentence for multi-million-pound bankruptcy fraud and deported to Germany. Sounds about white source: mirror.co.uk \| share:	22

Mon December 05, 2022
		Apparently, there is a new social media prank trend going on. If you own a car and go shopping, you might want to read this source: newson6.com \| share:	189
		Clearwater PD: Florida man had sex with dog in front of people including children; damaged church property, a mailbox and potted plants. On the plus side Florida has no state income tax source: fox13news.com \| share:	89
		Of course Florida has an avocado-eating bear, how else are you going to protect the population from the guac crocs? source: wfla.com \| share:	23
		Family dog chases squirrel into neighbor's yard, where they all quickly discover he's a gun-nut source: foxla.com \| share:	171
		Gordon Ramsay of "Hell's Kitchen" fame to open kitchen in hell. Or in an Elizabeth, Indiana casino, no one can tell which is which source: wdrb.com \| share:	28

Sun December 04, 2022
		House for sale: 2 bedrooms, 1 1/2 bath, baseboard heat, full basement, one owner source: foxnews.com \| share:	98

Fri December 02, 2022
		You kinda want to buy it just because of the address source: zillow.com \| share:	80
		The Lego Masters have spoken. Vote for the D&D set of your choice, and perchance it will become a reality source: ideas.lego.com \| share:	26

Thu December 01, 2022
(Some Guy)		Cleveland Bonesaws predicted to win 2026 championship after the NBA announces it will allow sovereign wealth funds to buy ownership stakes in teams source: canadatoday.news \| share:	14
		I'm not saying the SteamDeck has a thermal problem, but one user could cook a turkey on the hardware Valve sent them source: pcgamesn.com \| share:	13
		Anne Heche's son granted control over estate. Hopes to use money to change middle name source: pagesix.com \| share:	42
		Hugh Hefner's ex claims Playboy Mansion is haunted, grotto is really REALLY gross source: nypost.com \| share:	96
		Lindsey Graham, just soliciting campaign contributions on government property like he owns the place source: twitter.com \| share:	98
		"What's happening inside the world's biggest volcano?" is a question that's actually kinda cool source: bbc.com \| share:	11

Wed November 30, 2022
		Couple makes $11,000 a month flipping real estate and all it took was his parents buying him his first house source: cnbc.com \| share:	54
		Couple makes $11,000 a month flipping real estate and all it took was his parents buying him his first house source: cnbc.com \| share:	54
(Some Guy)		The hotel bathtub may go the way of the Dodo bird and the buggy whip. You hate to see it happen. Subby is team bath all the way source: thepointsguy.com \| share:	162
		This "Bad Grandpa" sequel is LIT source: mirror.co.uk \| share:	19

Tue November 29, 2022
		Hoisted by his stolen petard source: tullahomanews.com \| share:	15

Mon November 28, 2022
		Gabby Johnson goes to court source: thehill.com \| share:	161
		Gabby Johnson goes to court source: thehill.com \| share:	161

Sun November 27, 2022
		Only one thing in the world could've dragged me away from the soft glow of electric sex gleaming in the window: The owner of the house source: tmz.com \| share:	11
		Only one thing in the world could've dragged me away from the soft glow of electric sex gleaming in the window: The owner of the house source: tmz.com \| share:	11
		Phelans from Pinion earn phelanies in Phelan source: ktla.com \| share:	24

Fri November 25, 2022
		I have HAD it with these monkey-farting snakes in this mummy-flipping pool source: theguardian.com \| share:	11

Thu November 24, 2022
		House from The Goonies sells for $1.65M or about one marble bag full of pirate booty source: tmz.com \| share:	42
		House from The Goonies sells for $1.65M or about one marble bag full of pirate booty source: tmz.com \| share:	42

Tue November 22, 2022
		Businessman wants to repurpose former bar into a place you can no longer get assaults, only batteries source: levittownnow.com \| share:	10
		Businessman wants to repurpose former bar into a place you can no longer get assaults, only batteries source: levittownnow.com \| share:	10
		Group erects giant flagpole near major interstate & raises their group's flag. Since the group is the Sons of Confederate Veterans, you know where this is going source: postandcourier.com \| share:	116

Mon November 21, 2022
		Former "Best of Phoenix Porn King" accused of pocketing his PPP instead of putting it to work at the "Pound Gym" like he said he would source: azfamily.com \| share:	23

Sat November 19, 2022
		Firing your .357 in the lobby and threatening to shoot the staff of the Travelodge because they added chloroform to your towels is not normal behavior, but on meth it is source: idahostatejournal.com \| share:	56
		Property owner uses dinosaurs to prevent the homeless from camping out. Fred Flintstone wanted for questioning source: azfamily.com \| share:	44

Fri November 18, 2022
		Britain plans to be beachfront property in 80 years source: mirror.co.uk \| share:	73

Thu November 17, 2022
		Man complains to town about one neighbor shooting target practice "morning, noon and night" and another neighbor who shoots across the roadway at game. "When I say they are banging away, it isn't with small fire arms. I mean military grade" source: tnonline.com \| share:	38
		You snooze, you lose source: tmz.com \| share:	17
		You snooze, you lose source: tmz.com \| share:	17
		ALF frees over 10,000 minks from farm, last seen on his way back to Melmac source: yahoo.com \| share:	110

Wed November 16, 2022
		I suppose the lesson here is if you're squatting in a house and the 80-year-old property owner comes to boot you out, don't run him through with a samurai sword or he might shoot and kill you source: ktvu.com \| share:	207
		I suppose the lesson here is if you're squatting in a house and the 80-year-old property owner comes to boot you out, don't run him through with a samurai sword or he might shoot and kill you source: ktvu.com \| share:	207
		Eccentric Florida man's car collection goes to auction. Buried lede: along with two 14ft fiberglass sharks source: jalopnik.com \| share:	32
		Floridaman offspring aged 12 & 13, organize $350k foam party in local warehouse. Warehouse owner feels lucky there were only three at the party source: kiro7.com \| share:	35

Tue November 15, 2022
		The site of the ill-fated Fyre Festival is now being developed as a settlement for cryptocurrency millionaires. Zardoz is pleased source: futurism.com \| share:	16
		The site of the ill-fated Fyre Festival is now being developed as a settlement for cryptocurrency millionaires. Zardoz is pleased source: futurism.com \| share:	16
		It's official, Mariah Carey is NOT the Queen of Christmas. Nor is she Princess Christmas or Christmas Princess source: tmz.com \| share:	62

Mon November 14, 2022
		Meet the couple who bought 19 properties in 4 years, made a $1.5 million fortune, and retired at 40. Need some bootstraps? source: cnbc.com \| share:	68
		Belgian and Dutch police break up an international criminal gang dealing in some good shiat source: dutchnews.nl \| share:	28

Sun November 13, 2022
		Hey. No take-backs source: wtae.com \| share:	21
		Millennials were sold a property lie source: metro.co.uk \| share:	60
		Millennials were sold a property lie source: metro.co.uk \| share:	60

Fri November 11, 2022
		McDonald's owns the rights to fingers source: fox59.com \| share:	42
		McDonald's owns the rights to fingers source: fox59.com \| share:	42
		"Police also provided a picture of a phallus spray-painted on a wall. News Channel 8 has chosen to withhold that image" source: wfla.com \| share:	44
		What does a rainbow vomiting look like? This house source: zillow.com \| share:	113

Thu November 10, 2022
		Some complaints people bring to their vet just go to show that some people shouldn't have pets source: thedodo.com \| share:	10

Wed November 09, 2022
		How fast do sports teams sell? Faster than you think. Although you can be kind of slow source: washingtontimes.com \| share:	6
		Man admits to shooting his neighbor "because he thought he was a Democrat" source: journal-news.com \| share:	153

Tue November 08, 2022
		Apparently poRn star Stormy Daniels is getting pushed around by Cthulhu (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share:	35
		UN reports anti-poverty efforts are working, with an ever-growing number of people now owning oceanfront property source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	18
		Like any good Texan, Matthew McConaughey interested in being an owner of the Washington Commanders source: washingtontimes.com \| share:	5

Sun November 06, 2022
		Current owner is quite the ceiling fan source: zillow.com \| share:	182

Sat November 05, 2022
		Homeowner loves Halloween, HOA not so much source: ketv.com \| share:	71

Fri November 04, 2022
		Beto O'Rourke isn't the only former punk rocker running for office this year. New Jersey's is a yacht dealer and yoga teacher source: nj.com \| share:	29
		The guy that owns Thursday Night Football looking to buy the Commanders. Problem? source: msn.com \| share:	27

Wed November 02, 2022
		Synder looking to leave DC for different Multiverse source: si.com \| share:	16
(Some Guy)		WIllie Nelson bought the farm. Now you can too source: countrynow.com \| share:	53
		ProTip: Don't sleep with an alligator source: msn.com \| share:	23
		Washington For Sale Football Team source: cnbc.com \| share:	56
		Don't die. There's too much math source: marketwatch.com \| share:	16
		Don't die. There's too much math source: marketwatch.com \| share:	16

Tue November 01, 2022
		Wittle tiny 480sq ft 0B/1Ba house hits market for $849k in Oakland. Does have huge tracts of land, relatively speaking source: redfin.com \| share:	60
		Wittle tiny 480sq ft 0B/1Ba house hits market for $849k in Oakland. Does have huge tracts of land, relatively speaking source: redfin.com \| share:	60
		Anti-capitalist squatters take over the Amsterdam home of a Russian oligarch, but he should be able to find another on Yandex since he owns it. Or at least find a sexy home costume. Wait I'm thinking of something else source: nltimes.nl \| share:	32
		Apart from being obnoxious and more anti-social than actual cigarettes, there's a possibility your vape pen is trying to kill you by torching your bedroom while you sleep source: kentonline.co.uk \| share:	56

Mon October 31, 2022
		No just no, you should not turn your pet dog into an ornamental rug for the living room to memorialize the pooch (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share:	74

Sun October 30, 2022
		Couple living illegally for twenty years at trailer park upset they have to pay or leave source: mirror.co.uk \| share:	68
		Found Oogie Boogie's house source: freep.com \| share:	30

Sat October 29, 2022
		Zillow, eat your heart out. This is only $15 million and seemingly well worth it. Difficulty: Missouri source: riverfronttimes.com \| share:	91

Fri October 28, 2022
		Time to buy some oceanfront property in Syracuse source: dailyorange.com \| share:	11

Thu October 27, 2022
		The Wolf of AirBnb as been taken down, the sheep of AirBnb can sleep safely in other peoples beds again source: justice.gov \| share:	14
(SNY)		Angry spoiled Yankee fans and the sins of George Steinbrenner have turned the Yankees clubhouse into a toxic hellhole. Good source: sny.tv \| share:	13
(Venice Gondolier)		Florida man at DUI accident scene, "I'll be right back." Buys a few shots. Returns to claim he's a "controlled alcoholic", charged with mispronouncing "pinot noir" source: yoursun.com \| share:	43
		You may use the -gate suffix for this one source: azfamily.com \| share:	52
		Pro tip: When you head out to rob someone at an ATM leave the personal-property receipt from your last jail stay at home source: nj.com \| share:	12
		Four teens take the Kia challenge. As in if you take this challenge it will kia source: nbclosangeles.com \| share:	71
		Who is monitoring the GPS ankle monitors? Maybe the records should be monitored for exceeding speed limits, and compared with locations of police chases and shootings source: kstp.com \| share:	42

Wed October 26, 2022
		"World's saddest gorilla" just wants a clean place to live, a visit from the man with the yellow hat source: nypost.com \| share:	47
		Saying you've been wrongfully assaulted implies the existence of being rightfully assaulted source: cbs17.com \| share:	57
		When clearing out old, abandoned property lots, you can expect to find all sorts of hidden treasures. And sometimes, horrors source: whec.com \| share:	30

Tue October 25, 2022
		Iowa daughter accuses her dead father of being America's most prolific serial killer, killing up to 70 women and forcing her to dump their bodies in 100-foot well. All's not well that ends up in a well source: iowapublicradio.org \| share:	124
		Your cat indifferently loves you source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	17
		Michigan man who helped Floridians recover after Hurricane Ian rewarded by dying of flesh-eating bacterial infection source: fox6now.com \| share:	43
		'GoT: House of the Dragon' is basically a live-action version of 'Shrek', which by the transitive property could mean it's a ripoff of Doc Hollywood as well source: indy100.com \| share:	15

Mon October 24, 2022
		Woman stunned after spotting 'alien' in back seat of car on Google Earth. She probably zoomed in too much, Subby can tell by the pixels source: mirror.co.uk \| share:	50
		The Rainbow Roll contains crab, cucumber, avocado, salmon, tuna, shrimp, and yellowtail. The California Roll contains crab, cucumber, and avocado, and the specialty house roll contains cocaine, ecstasy, ketamine, adderall, and oxycontin source: wfla.com \| share:	21

Sun October 23, 2022
		Millionaires upset billionaire is going to out-mansion them source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	42
		Millionaires upset billionaire is going to out-mansion them source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	42
		If you'd been thinking of vacationing in beautiful Puerto Vallarta anytime soon, Roslyn has some bad news for you. Who's Roslyn, you ask? Oh, just a Category 3 hurricane source: cnn.com \| share:	18
		You can still buy Ronald Reagan source: abc27.com \| share:	27
		You can still buy Ronald Reagan source: abc27.com \| share:	27
		Careful this Halloween parents. We opened up this cop and there was a fentanyl dealer inside source: wabi.tv \| share:	32
		Don't you just hate it when you bought a home but the strangers there refuse to leave? source: fox43.com \| share:	109

Sat October 22, 2022
(Some Guy)		Airbnb might soon go Airbnbust. Well, Airbnbye source: themanual.com \| share:	64

Fri October 21, 2022
		Holding hayride fundraiser for local JROTC? Sounds cool until parents realized property owner where event will be held is "registered sex offender" source: waff.com \| share:	38
		When you live in one of the wealthiest ZIP codes in America, you can apparently afford to do wacky shiat like burying a car four feet deep source: nbcbayarea.com \| share:	53
		I put $25K in repairs in my girlfriend's house and pay 50% of the mortgage - but I'm not on the deed. Why doesn't she say she loves me? source: marketwatch.com \| share:	16

Thu October 20, 2022
		Complete tool arrested for stealing tools source: tmz.com \| share:	57
		Warner Bros announces Non-Fungible JRR Tokens source: slashfilm.com \| share:	24

Wed October 19, 2022
(Some Guy)		New York City landlords aren't in cahoots or anything, they're just keeping more than 60,000 vacant rent-stabilized apartments off the market in an attempt to create artificial scarcity source: thecity.nyc \| share:	19
		Go Anus source: nypost.com \| share:	45
		4 good old Oklahoma boys set out one night on their bicycles to "hit a lick", they went missing and were found days later dismembered in a crick, now a scrap yard owner is sitting in the click. What are the odds that meth was involved? source: yahoo.com \| share:	58
		♫ When you steal ♩ A Mercedes ♫ You'll bypass jail ♩ Crime after crime ♬ source: nypost.com \| share:	10

Tue October 18, 2022
		We have entered the boobie trapped election signs placed illegally on someone else's property part of the midterm elections. Proceed with caution source: wjactv.com \| share:	64
		George Strait's marriage is imitating a country song source: popculture.com \| share:	19
		100 political signs found in dumpster. Only 100 million more to go source: 6abc.com \| share:	79
		100 political signs found in dumpster. Only 100 million more to go source: 6abc.com \| share:	79

Sun October 16, 2022
		"Darth Vader House" can be yours for a cool $3.7 million plus pledge of your fealty to the Dark Side of the Force source: chron.com \| share:	64
		Family rents their RV to the "QAnon Queen of Canada" who took it and won't give it back. And when they tried to get it back she sicced her subjects on them source: vice.com \| share:	101

Sat October 15, 2022
		"Hurricanes are the biggest threat to Florida". The 1%: "Hold my Moët" source: commondreams.org \| share:	19
		Billionaire shiatbag Peter Thiel: "Now that I've smeared my demented feces all over United States politics, guess I'll treat myself to a passport from somewhere still pleasant" source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	136
		From the "Who Didn't See This Coming" department: Qatar imposes "chilling" restrictions on media for World Cup coverage source: theguardian.com \| share:	30
		Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones on the rift between himself and Washington Commanders owner Dan Snyder: What rift? Translation: I've got dirt on you, too, boy-o source: theguardian.com \| share:	14

Fri October 14, 2022
		Site being eyed for low incoming housing to be used as a golf course for a country club instead, filthy peasants source: mlive.com \| share:	62

Thu October 13, 2022
		We can greatly diminish the loss of life and property by electrocuting whales. Bonus: Machine gun sea lions source: twitter.com \| share:	13

Wed October 12, 2022
		Midnight topiary trimmer, dubbed "Edward Scissorhands" by his victims, is terrorizing a Fort Worth neighborhood source: mysanantonio.com \| share:	28

Tue October 11, 2022
		2020: Area MAGA claims "Antifa", "BLM" and "Biden supporters" vandalized his property. 2022: Area MAGA pleads guilty to making the whole thing up source: justice.gov \| share:	62

Mon October 10, 2022
		Bedridden 98-year-old UK woman gets hiat teabagged x 1,000,000 source: bbc.com \| share:	37
		Penn relocating riverboat casinos in Illinois to land-based facilities, open new hotels. Teller, of course, had no comment but was still pretty amazing source: marketwatch.com \| share:	9
		Oh, sure, complain about the free raw sewage in the living room source: theguardian.com \| share:	14

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