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Mon February 06, 2023
(WRAL)
 
 
 
It was his turn in the barrel
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(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
WWJD? Apparently screw the poor. Churches agree that merging and selling property to Lehigh University for $3.7 million is really much better for everyone instead of taking city's offer of $3.5 million to make land available for low income housing
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(Zillow)
 
 
 
Perfect property for investors Lots of potential, being sold "AS IS"
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(NBC 10 Boston)
 
 
 
Giant Dick's to join all the other giant dicks in Boston
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Fri February 03, 2023
(Fox 59)
 
 
 
Walter White of Purdue arrested. Clearly the research grants aren't quite generous enough
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(KHON2 Honolulu)
 
 
 
"This is the pupil stage you see here from this stage and then they'll emerge as adults. As adults are when they feed on palm trees and are the most harmful to the palms here"
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Thu February 02, 2023
(PetaPixel)
 
 
 
Today in lazy headline writing: "Devastated Photographer Sent Bags of White Powder Instead of $3K Camera." Who did he send them to, and why would he do that?
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(Channel 3000 Madison)
 
 
 
Abominable snow burglar trifecta in play
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Wed February 01, 2023
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Attorneys general from 20 slave states warn CVS and Walgreens about interfering with their property
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Sherlock Holmes Museum boss has won the right to kick his brother out of his home after a 10-year feud. Mycroft unavailable for comment
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Value of unimpressive parking lot goes from $1.8 million to $2.8 million in last 4 years; Subby clearly in the wrong business
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Today on the Rich and Fur-mous: Gunther VI, the world's richest dog is worth £65m, lives in Madonna's old mansion and enjoys excursions around Italy. What a ruff life (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Washingtonian)
 
 
 
Overachievers are skipping right past buying a first home and are going straight to their second home
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Tue January 31, 2023
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Pooping perpetrator jumps in river, comes out clean on the other side
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(Cleveland 19)
 
 
 
Yeah, I took this clown statue but I'm leaving it with the cops because it's freakin' me out
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
As we all know bathrooms are hard to keep clean. However, this waterfall sink is impossible to keep clean
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Sat January 28, 2023
(Cleveland 19)
 
 
 
"The man was seen making a gun gesture and flipping off the camera before exiting the lobby"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
"...and I would have my own brewery too if it weren't for those meddling kids"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
So... like, be aware, or something
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Fri January 27, 2023
(Zillow)
 
 
 
For Sale: Bomb shelter with views
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Thu January 26, 2023
(MSN)
 
 
 
In unrelated news, Fark's servers are now liquid cooled
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Article does not mention the source of the DNA which was found in the sock
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(Iron Mountain Daily News)
 
 
 
Hobby Lobby will take its yarn ball and go home if a weed store opens nearby. Tag is for finding a crafty way to rid a town of Hobby Lobby stores
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(Iron Mountain Daily News)
 
 
 
Hobby Lobby will take its yarn ball and go home if a weed store opens nearby. Tag is for finding a crafty way to rid a town of Hobby Lobby stores
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Sucks to be wealthy NYC apartment owners using Airbnb if city enforces its new law against short-term rentals, about 10,000 listings could be wiped off the platform by the end of the year
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(Bloomberg Tax)
 
 
 
Tax rules for the Metaverse stymied by lack of understanding, like nobody knowing what the fark it is
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Wed January 25, 2023
(White House)
 
 
 
Finally a first step towards national rent control: White House launches new effort to help tenants, unveils new protections amid soaring rental costs
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
That burned-down Tennessee mansion from a few days ago has found a buyer. New owners probably boasting they got it at a fire sale price
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Tue January 24, 2023
(Green Bay Press Gazette)
 
 
 
Well he's no fun. He fell right over. Fits in with the earlier thread today about wind turbines and manufacturing standards
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Mon January 23, 2023
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The glimmer of hope for LA Angels fans has expired
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Sat January 21, 2023
(Zillow)
 
 
 
House for sale. Water sold separately
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Fri January 20, 2023
(CREW)
 
 
 
GOP Candidates, lobbyists and advocacy groups form 2017-2021: We're not spending millions to hold our events at the Trump hotel to bribe the president, it's just that it's location is SO CONVENIENT. Now that it's a Waldorf Astoria: *tumbleweeds*
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Meet the Chinese billionaire who can actually make Elon look successful
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(IFL Science)
 
 
 
Magnets that can tell left from right, how do they work?
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Thu January 19, 2023
(Lewiston Tribune)
 
 
 
I see your "truck crashing into a home", and raise you one "wall of water" from ruptured reservoir. Disaster trifecta in play
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(Florida Politics)
 
 
 
Florida politician takes a crack at the "falling out of windows" shtick
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Wed January 18, 2023
(Architectural Digest)
 
 
 
Whoever buys the glass exterior Invisible House for $18M should no longer throw stones
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(Architectural Digest)
 
 
 
Whoever buys the glass exterior Invisible House for $18M should no longer throw stones
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
FTX says half a billion dollars was hacked, as opposed to being embezzled or lost by other malfeasance. Alrighty then
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Tue January 17, 2023
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Man loses use of his property to invaders
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
"Commanders sale coming 'soon' as top candidates take shape." Hopefully, in the form of an eagle and a bucket of water, just like Zan & Jayna
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(The Motley Fool)
 
 
 
"Those grapes were probably sour, anyway," said the fox
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(Winston-Salem Journal)
 
 
 
Carolina vandals have gone from shooting out transformers to... destroying the broadcast towers for the Triad region's oldest sports & newsradio station
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The keys to Graceland, and the remains of the televisions Robert Goulet was on, have fallen to Riley Keough and her young sisters
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Sun January 15, 2023
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Tate didn't have 33 penis compensators, only 15, and now he has none
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Sat January 14, 2023
(Zillow)
 
 
 
Bombay Beach, in all its glory
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Thieving kitty has a preference for ugly sandals
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Thieving kitty has a preference for ugly sandals
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(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
Ghost gun manufacturer arrested. Would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for all the test firing in his neighborhood
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Fri January 13, 2023
(Fox 35 Orlando)
 
 
 
Oh deer
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(Fox 35 Orlando)
 
 
 
Oh deer
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(NBC Connecticut)
 
 
 
Carjacking culprit carjacks cops cruiser crashes carelessly into community chow center
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Outdoor holiday projector topples over causing green laser beam trifecta to be put in play on Fark
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
US Chamber of Commerce will sue the FTC for daring to say business can't treat their workers like property
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Day 324 of WW3: High intensity battle continues in Soledar, with heavy Russian casualties. In other news, the head of Russia's Duma suggests property confiscation for those who speak out against the war. It's your Friday Ukraine war discussion
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Thu January 12, 2023
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
George Santos' lies now require a running list for tracking purposes
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(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Willie Nelson's old home sells for rather high price
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Wed January 11, 2023
(CBS News)
 
 
 
And we're renting here in Allentown
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Tue January 10, 2023
(Fox 35 Orlando)
 
 
 
Owner of Sanford soul food restaurant claims they're being treated unfairly by city, still calls son 'Big Dummy'
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(Fox 35 Orlando)
 
 
 
Owner of Sanford soul food restaurant claims they're being treated unfairly by city, still calls son 'Big Dummy'
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Bright side: the world won't have to worry about Russian piracy (as much)
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(Fox 59)
 
 
 
The Noblesville FD would like you to know it was a herd of yaks roaming the roads, not bison. We repeat, YAKS not BISON. We apologize to any bison offended by our tweet
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(Zillow)
 
 
 
This octagon will soon be octa-gone
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Mon January 09, 2023
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Fictional People's Problems: "I'm supposed to be RE-tired, but I'm just tired from counting all my money. What do?"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Total lightning statistics 2022. Might be shocking for a few and very very frightening for others
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Tate owned so hard by Greta he's reportedly been hospitalized. No word on if he was sent to the burn ward
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
John Deere decides to allow the serfs to repair their own property
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Russia launches criminal probes on Kremlin critics. For those not up on their Star Wars lore, a Criminal Probe is what Han and Chewbacca shot near the rebel base on Hoth
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
"My fiancé wants to bonk his ex-girlfriend one last time - and said I can join in or watch. What do?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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(NPR)
 
 
 
For years, Boomers have been telling anybody who will listen that the best way to build wealth is to buy your own home. So what happens when nobody but them can afford one?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Trillion-dollar hedge fund Blackstone Inc. loses its fight in court to lift rent controls from some of the last apartments in New York City that are affordable for middle-class people. Gee. That's a real shame
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Sat January 07, 2023
(Outside Online)
 
 
 
California's beginning to slide into the sea due to climate change. Now's the time to snap up property in Otisburg
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(Daily Record (UK))
 
 
 
Great deal for spacious two-bedroom home that's on sale for just £70k in the UK - but there's a small catch, it has a little clutter and a tenant still living inside of it
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(Daily Yomiuri)
 
 
 
Heirs demand iconic "Sunflowers" painting be returned from Japan, file lawsuit in Illinois, claim Nazis illegally forced their ancestor to sell it off in 1934. This is one Van Gogh suit that deserves a hearing
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Fri January 06, 2023
(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
They're Aussie kids, of course you'd find them playing with a great big eight-legged deadly thing of nope
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Thu January 05, 2023
(KPLC Lake Charles)
 
 
 
Released inmate throws rock through glass door of jail to try to get back inside for meal and place to sleep. Sheriff: "We quickly made those arrangements for him"
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(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
Mystery time: Dozens of solar powered antennae rigs pop up in the Salt Lake City foothills
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Wed January 04, 2023
(Times Union)
 
 
 
The Diver Library will not fall into the lake
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(WRIC Richmond)
 
 
 
Residents call this guy the "neighborhood creep." You may not want to know what he allegedly called himself
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(CNN)
 
 
 
You dirty rat
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Tue January 03, 2023
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Bruce is selling his beach for $20M. Still not enough, but a good start for reparations
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Bruce is selling his beach for $20M. Still not enough, but a good start for reparations
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Mon January 02, 2023
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Santos was living with teenage boy while married to a woman and wanted for theft in Brazil all at the same time, he couldn't have made that one up
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(CNN)
 
 
 
If you're a foreigner who'd been collecting seashells or lint balls or bottle caps or whatever the hell else they use for money in Canada to buy some property there, I have bad news
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Sun January 01, 2023
(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Some billionaire who owns the Empire State Building shoots off fireworks at his New Year's Eve party, burns down large rural area in New Zealand. Subby had no idea they made intercontinental fireworks
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
I'm not an expert or anything, but I think they have some issues they need to work on
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Sat December 31, 2022
(WINK Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Woman wants barge left by Ian removed from her backyard. So if you're reading this, Hurricane Ian, please swing by Cape Coral and reclaim your stuff
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Thu December 29, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
You know, reforming the Tax Code is going to be a monumental undertaking and a controversial one depending on whose ox is gored, but how about we start small and close the deduction for hush money you pay to porn stars to keep your affair quiet?
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
If you only read this story's headline and the first half of the article, you might not think things would turn out like they did
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
About a dozen homes in Clinton, NC have been experiencing a major fruit fly invasion. "I hate it when they get in my mouth. I am tired of this and tired of crying every night." Thanks, Hillary
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Wed December 28, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
Dear USA, we're very sorry for your loss...It was a nice run Pennsylvania RIP
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Washington Commanders to unveil their first ever mascot: a hog, calling back to beloved legends of the old Washington football club. The OG Hogs unamused, may file for trademark infringement against Dan Snyder
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(Insider)
 
 
 
I am the Lorax ... Fark Zillow
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Tue December 27, 2022
(CREW)
 
 
 
The IRS commissioner who didn't audit Trump and didn't release his tax returns was also making hundreds of thousands of dollars off Trump branded properties. Apparently this is fine
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(CREW)
 
 
 
The IRS commissioner who didn't audit Trump and didn't release his tax returns was also making hundreds of thousands of dollars off Trump branded properties. Apparently this is fine
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Once considered the cornerstone of The American Dream, homeownership to soon become "a thing of the past" - according to this article saying everyone should buy two homes
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
After freezing temperatures result in higher electricity demands, rolling power outages across north Alabama, utility companies now want homeowners to stop dripping faucets to prevent frozen pipes
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Mon December 26, 2022
(Santa Rosa Press Democrat)
 
 
 
85 pounds of weed? You could have a pretty good weekend at Baskin Robbins on that, officer
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(Some Agent)
 
 
 
Enjoy role playing Rapunzel? How about pouring boiling oil on your enemies/neighbors? Do you have a thing for crenellations? Then this fully modernized tower house might be for you
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Fri December 23, 2022
(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Rich kids are buying up these mansions, dressin them up as nut houses, hire girls to dress up as nurses who will sedate them and put them in restraints. The kids are callin it Code Blue
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Bloomberg mulling acquisition of WSJ/Dow Jones, and/or WaPo ...still no taste for fowl tasting Twitter
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(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Ten-foot nutcracker stolen. Police on the lookout for people targeting four-foot nuts
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Wed December 21, 2022
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
It will be a very happy holiday reunion for Zeppelin and his mom after the missing dog was found 1,600 miles from home. Welcome to the It's Almost Christmas edition of Woofday Wetnose Wednesday and please thank those who led Zeppelin safely home
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Mon December 19, 2022
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
You want to build affordable housing on your property? Great. First, give us $77,000. After that, go away
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Let's start the bidding at $100
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(WPTV)
 
 
 
New Florida property insurance law requires some customers to stop using the state's "insurer of last resort" fund, thereby protecting, uh
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Sun December 18, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Woman calls police on neighbor for cutting down her snow fence ... that was on his property
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(WSBTV)
 
 
 
"It was more challenging to remove the goat from the home than the alligator"
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Sat December 17, 2022
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Randy Andy sells Swiss chalet for £19 million to help pay his mounting legal costs. It's good to be the pedo prince
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
And my plan to steal the truck would've worked, too, if it hadn't been for those meddling drinks and all their ethanol
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Fri December 16, 2022
(Axios)
 
 
 
Morouns ordered to pay $50,000 for blighted property in Detroit. Get a brain Morouns
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(USGS)
 
 
 
5.3 EQ hits Midland TX, improves property values by 300%. FARK: getting reports of it being felt as far away as Dallas and Austin
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Thu December 15, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Hey, that's my retirement grease
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Wed December 14, 2022
(Daily Voice)
 
 
 
Tupac Shakur's Baltimore home, listed for $179,000. Enjoy the lovely atmosphere of this Greenmount ave property. Current revenue from loyal tenants, stash house, hos
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Mon December 12, 2022
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Fake psychic sentenced in $3M fraud scheme. See, this is why you never want to get hooked on faux noetics
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(CNN)
 
 
 
After successfully delaying the DOJ on Mar-A-Lago through the midterm elections, Judge Cannon dismisses Twice Impeached Former President Trump's lawsuit over the FBI conducting a lawful search for stolen government property
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(WRIC Richmond)
 
 
 
Richmond VA's last Confederate monument on city property is coming down
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(Hawaii News Now)
 
 
 
Yeah, but he didn't say where he would park it. Bonus: grand theft auto Chevy Malibu
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(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
Man arrested for DUI after taking CHP officer cosplay too far. Ponch and Jon wipe sweat from brow
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Sat December 10, 2022
(WISN Milwaukee)
 
 
 
Asinine: Couple's home gets randomly shot up. Also asinine: What a letter received from district attorney's office said afterwards
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Geography, awards, British stuff, and Florida Man are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, Dec 1-7: Weaponized Lizards Edition
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(Some Gop)
 
 
 
How will Montana's GOP use its supermajority in state legislature? Constitutional amendments to "make using property an inalienable right," "enshrine right to farm and ranch," revise constitutional language regarding clean and healthful environment"
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Fri December 09, 2022
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Ocean view estate property just got a little less property and a little more ocean view. Otisburg and Lex Springs looking like good crypto investment opportunities
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(Pittsburgh Tribune-Review)
 
 
 
New policy: Take the keys out of the ambulance when on a call
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Fleetwood Mac's balls sold for # $100,000 at auction
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(WUNC Chapel Hill)
 
 
 
Moore County NC has power restored and search warrants applied for
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Thu December 08, 2022
(Independent)
 
 
 
PSA: when trying to 'keep the fun going', Do NOT pour gasoline into a fire pit
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(Livemint)
 
 
 
The investor class is beginning to take losses on their property investments. Meanwhile, a single-family in Bumfark, ND is still going for $400k. It's a start, at least
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Rent the original 'Lord of the Rings' Hobbit house for $6 per night
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Wed December 07, 2022
(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
Would-be goat thief not the GOAT of goat thievery
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(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
Would-be goat thief not the GOAT of goat thievery
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(Zillow)
 
 
 
Kitchen. Urinals. Urinals. In the kitchen
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Tue December 06, 2022
(Mark Hall)
 
 
 
Man to spend up to 40 years in prison for card store robbery. Got no Good Luck or Sympathy from the judge. But that 40th anniversary one might be one to look forward to
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(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
I thought renting out a cock and a couple hens was British slang for prostitution which explains the awkward bachelor party
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Boris Becker to be released just 8 months into his 2-1/2 year sentence for multi-million-pound bankruptcy fraud and deported to Germany. Sounds about white
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Mon December 05, 2022
(News On 6 Tulsa)
 
 
 
Apparently, there is a new social media prank trend going on. If you own a car and go shopping, you might want to read this
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(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Clearwater PD: Florida man had sex with dog in front of people including children; damaged church property, a mailbox and potted plants. On the plus side Florida has no state income tax
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Of course Florida has an avocado-eating bear, how else are you going to protect the population from the guac crocs?
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(Fox11 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Family dog chases squirrel into neighbor's yard, where they all quickly discover he's a gun-nut
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(WDRB Louisville)
 
 
 
Gordon Ramsay of "Hell's Kitchen" fame to open kitchen in hell. Or in an Elizabeth, Indiana casino, no one can tell which is which
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Sun December 04, 2022
(Fox News)
 
 
 
House for sale: 2 bedrooms, 1 1/2 bath, baseboard heat, full basement, one owner
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Fri December 02, 2022
(Zillow)
 
Weeners
 
You kinda want to buy it just because of the address
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(Lego)
 
 
 
The Lego Masters have spoken. Vote for the D&D set of your choice, and perchance it will become a reality
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Thu December 01, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Cleveland Bonesaws predicted to win 2026 championship after the NBA announces it will allow sovereign wealth funds to buy ownership stakes in teams
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(PC Games N)
 
 
 
I'm not saying the SteamDeck has a thermal problem, but one user could cook a turkey on the hardware Valve sent them
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Anne Heche's son granted control over estate. Hopes to use money to change middle name
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Hugh Hefner's ex claims Playboy Mansion is haunted, grotto is really REALLY gross
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Lindsey Graham, just soliciting campaign contributions on government property like he owns the place
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"What's happening inside the world's biggest volcano?" is a question that's actually kinda cool
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Wed November 30, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Couple makes $11,000 a month flipping real estate and all it took was his parents buying him his first house
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Couple makes $11,000 a month flipping real estate and all it took was his parents buying him his first house
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The hotel bathtub may go the way of the Dodo bird and the buggy whip. You hate to see it happen. Subby is team bath all the way
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
This "Bad Grandpa" sequel is LIT
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Tue November 29, 2022
(Tullahoma News)
 
 
 
Hoisted by his stolen petard
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Mon November 28, 2022
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Gabby Johnson goes to court
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Gabby Johnson goes to court
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Sun November 27, 2022
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Only one thing in the world could've dragged me away from the soft glow of electric sex gleaming in the window: The owner of the house
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Only one thing in the world could've dragged me away from the soft glow of electric sex gleaming in the window: The owner of the house
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Phelans from Pinion earn phelanies in Phelan
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Fri November 25, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
I have HAD it with these monkey-farting snakes in this mummy-flipping pool
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Thu November 24, 2022
(TMZ)
 
 
 
House from The Goonies sells for $1.65M or about one marble bag full of pirate booty
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
House from The Goonies sells for $1.65M or about one marble bag full of pirate booty
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Tue November 22, 2022
(Levittown Now)
 
 
 
Businessman wants to repurpose former bar into a place you can no longer get assaults, only batteries
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(Levittown Now)
 
 
 
Businessman wants to repurpose former bar into a place you can no longer get assaults, only batteries
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(Charleston Post and Courier)
 
 
 
Group erects giant flagpole near major interstate & raises their group's flag. Since the group is the Sons of Confederate Veterans, you know where this is going
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Mon November 21, 2022
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Former "Best of Phoenix Porn King" accused of pocketing his PPP instead of putting it to work at the "Pound Gym" like he said he would
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Sat November 19, 2022
(Idaho State Journal)
 
 
 
Firing your .357 in the lobby and threatening to shoot the staff of the Travelodge because they added chloroform to your towels is not normal behavior, but on meth it is
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Property owner uses dinosaurs to prevent the homeless from camping out. Fred Flintstone wanted for questioning
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Fri November 18, 2022
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Britain plans to be beachfront property in 80 years
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Thu November 17, 2022
(Lehighton Times News)
 
 
 
Man complains to town about one neighbor shooting target practice "morning, noon and night" and another neighbor who shoots across the roadway at game. "When I say they are banging away, it isn't with small fire arms. I mean military grade"
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
You snooze, you lose
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
You snooze, you lose
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
ALF frees over 10,000 minks from farm, last seen on his way back to Melmac
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Wed November 16, 2022
(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
I suppose the lesson here is if you're squatting in a house and the 80-year-old property owner comes to boot you out, don't run him through with a samurai sword or he might shoot and kill you
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(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
I suppose the lesson here is if you're squatting in a house and the 80-year-old property owner comes to boot you out, don't run him through with a samurai sword or he might shoot and kill you
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Eccentric Florida man's car collection goes to auction. Buried lede: along with two 14ft fiberglass sharks
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Floridaman offspring aged 12 & 13, organize $350k foam party in local warehouse. Warehouse owner feels lucky there were only three at the party
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Tue November 15, 2022
(Futurism)
 
 
 
The site of the ill-fated Fyre Festival is now being developed as a settlement for cryptocurrency millionaires. Zardoz is pleased
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(Futurism)
 
 
 
The site of the ill-fated Fyre Festival is now being developed as a settlement for cryptocurrency millionaires. Zardoz is pleased
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
It's official, Mariah Carey is NOT the Queen of Christmas. Nor is she Princess Christmas or Christmas Princess
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Mon November 14, 2022
(CNBC)
 
Hero
 
Meet the couple who bought 19 properties in 4 years, made a $1.5 million fortune, and retired at 40. Need some bootstraps?
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(Dutch News)
 
 
 
Belgian and Dutch police break up an international criminal gang dealing in some good shiat
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Sun November 13, 2022
(WTAE)
 
 
 
Hey. No take-backs
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Millennials were sold a property lie
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Millennials were sold a property lie
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Fri November 11, 2022
(Fox 59)
 
 
 
McDonald's owns the rights to fingers
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(Fox 59)
 
 
 
McDonald's owns the rights to fingers
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
"Police also provided a picture of a phallus spray-painted on a wall. News Channel 8 has chosen to withhold that image"
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(Zillow)
 
 
 
What does a rainbow vomiting look like? This house
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Thu November 10, 2022
(The Dodo)
 
 
 
Some complaints people bring to their vet just go to show that some people shouldn't have pets
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Wed November 09, 2022
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
How fast do sports teams sell? Faster than you think. Although you can be kind of slow
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(Hamilton Journal-News)
 
 
 
Man admits to shooting his neighbor "because he thought he was a Democrat"
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Tue November 08, 2022
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Apparently poRn star Stormy Daniels is getting pushed around by Cthulhu (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
UN reports anti-poverty efforts are working, with an ever-growing number of people now owning oceanfront property
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Like any good Texan, Matthew McConaughey interested in being an owner of the Washington Commanders
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Sun November 06, 2022
(Zillow)
 
 
 
Current owner is quite the ceiling fan
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Sat November 05, 2022
(KETV Omaha)
 
 
 
Homeowner loves Halloween, HOA not so much
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Fri November 04, 2022
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Beto O'Rourke isn't the only former punk rocker running for office this year. New Jersey's is a yacht dealer and yoga teacher
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(MSN)
 
 
 
The guy that owns Thursday Night Football looking to buy the Commanders. Problem?
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Wed November 02, 2022
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Synder looking to leave DC for different Multiverse
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
WIllie Nelson bought the farm. Now you can too
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(MSN)
 
 
 
ProTip: Don't sleep with an alligator
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Washington For Sale Football Team
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Don't die. There's too much math
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Don't die. There's too much math
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Tue November 01, 2022
(Redfin)
 
 
 
Wittle tiny 480sq ft 0B/1Ba house hits market for $849k in Oakland. Does have huge tracts of land, relatively speaking
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(Redfin)
 
 
 
Wittle tiny 480sq ft 0B/1Ba house hits market for $849k in Oakland. Does have huge tracts of land, relatively speaking
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(NL Times (Netherlands))
 
 
 
Anti-capitalist squatters take over the Amsterdam home of a Russian oligarch, but he should be able to find another on Yandex since he owns it. Or at least find a sexy home costume. Wait I'm thinking of something else
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(Kent Online)
 
 
 
Apart from being obnoxious and more anti-social than actual cigarettes, there's a possibility your vape pen is trying to kill you by torching your bedroom while you sleep
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Mon October 31, 2022
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
No just no, you should not turn your pet dog into an ornamental rug for the living room to memorialize the pooch (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sun October 30, 2022
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Couple living illegally for twenty years at trailer park upset they have to pay or leave
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Found Oogie Boogie's house
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Sat October 29, 2022
(Riverfront Times)
 
 
 
Zillow, eat your heart out. This is only $15 million and seemingly well worth it. Difficulty: Missouri
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Fri October 28, 2022
(Syracuse Daily Orange)
 
 
 
Time to buy some oceanfront property in Syracuse
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Thu October 27, 2022
(US Department of Justice)
 
 
 
The Wolf of AirBnb as been taken down, the sheep of AirBnb can sleep safely in other peoples beds again
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(SNY)
 
 
 
Angry spoiled Yankee fans and the sins of George Steinbrenner have turned the Yankees clubhouse into a toxic hellhole. Good
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(Venice Gondolier)
 
 
 
Florida man at DUI accident scene, "I'll be right back." Buys a few shots. Returns to claim he's a "controlled alcoholic", charged with mispronouncing "pinot noir"
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
You may use the -gate suffix for this one
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Pro tip: When you head out to rob someone at an ATM leave the personal-property receipt from your last jail stay at home
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(KNBC 4 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Four teens take the Kia challenge. As in if you take this challenge it will kia
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(KSTP St. Paul)
 
 
 
Who is monitoring the GPS ankle monitors? Maybe the records should be monitored for exceeding speed limits, and compared with locations of police chases and shootings
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Wed October 26, 2022
(NYPost)
 
 
 
"World's saddest gorilla" just wants a clean place to live, a visit from the man with the yellow hat
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(CBS 17)
 
 
 
Saying you've been wrongfully assaulted implies the existence of being rightfully assaulted
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(WHEC Rochester)
 
 
 
When clearing out old, abandoned property lots, you can expect to find all sorts of hidden treasures. And sometimes, horrors
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Tue October 25, 2022
(Iowa Public Radio)
 
 
 
Iowa daughter accuses her dead father of being America's most prolific serial killer, killing up to 70 women and forcing her to dump their bodies in 100-foot well. All's not well that ends up in a well
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Your cat indifferently loves you
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Michigan man who helped Floridians recover after Hurricane Ian rewarded by dying of flesh-eating bacterial infection
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(Indy100)
 
 
 
'GoT: House of the Dragon' is basically a live-action version of 'Shrek', which by the transitive property could mean it's a ripoff of Doc Hollywood as well
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Mon October 24, 2022
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Woman stunned after spotting 'alien' in back seat of car on Google Earth. She probably zoomed in too much, Subby can tell by the pixels
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
The Rainbow Roll contains crab, cucumber, avocado, salmon, tuna, shrimp, and yellowtail. The California Roll contains crab, cucumber, and avocado, and the specialty house roll contains cocaine, ecstasy, ketamine, adderall, and oxycontin
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Sun October 23, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Millionaires upset billionaire is going to out-mansion them
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Millionaires upset billionaire is going to out-mansion them
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(CNN)
 
 
 
If you'd been thinking of vacationing in beautiful Puerto Vallarta anytime soon, Roslyn has some bad news for you. Who's Roslyn, you ask? Oh, just a Category 3 hurricane
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(ABC 27)
 
 
 
You can still buy Ronald Reagan
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(ABC 27)
 
 
 
You can still buy Ronald Reagan
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(WABI Bangor)
 
 
 
Careful this Halloween parents. We opened up this cop and there was a fentanyl dealer inside
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
Don't you just hate it when you bought a home but the strangers there refuse to leave?
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Sat October 22, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Airbnb might soon go Airbnbust. Well, Airbnbye
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Fri October 21, 2022
(WAFF Huntsville)
 
 
 
Holding hayride fundraiser for local JROTC? Sounds cool until parents realized property owner where event will be held is "registered sex offender"
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(NBC Bay Area)
 
 
 
When you live in one of the wealthiest ZIP codes in America, you can apparently afford to do wacky shiat like burying a car four feet deep
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
I put $25K in repairs in my girlfriend's house and pay 50% of the mortgage - but I'm not on the deed. Why doesn't she say she loves me?
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Thu October 20, 2022
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Complete tool arrested for stealing tools
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(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
Warner Bros announces Non-Fungible JRR Tokens
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Wed October 19, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New York City landlords aren't in cahoots or anything, they're just keeping more than 60,000 vacant rent-stabilized apartments off the market in an attempt to create artificial scarcity
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Go Anus
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
4 good old Oklahoma boys set out one night on their bicycles to "hit a lick", they went missing and were found days later dismembered in a crick, now a scrap yard owner is sitting in the click. What are the odds that meth was involved?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
♫ When you steal ♩ A Mercedes ♫ You'll bypass jail ♩ Crime after crime ♬
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Tue October 18, 2022
(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
We have entered the boobie trapped election signs placed illegally on someone else's property part of the midterm elections. Proceed with caution
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(PopCulture)
 
 
 
George Strait's marriage is imitating a country song
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(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
100 political signs found in dumpster. Only 100 million more to go
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(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
100 political signs found in dumpster. Only 100 million more to go
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Sun October 16, 2022
(Chron)
 
 
 
"Darth Vader House" can be yours for a cool $3.7 million plus pledge of your fealty to the Dark Side of the Force
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Family rents their RV to the "QAnon Queen of Canada" who took it and won't give it back. And when they tried to get it back she sicced her subjects on them
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Sat October 15, 2022
(Common Dreams)
 
 
 
"Hurricanes are the biggest threat to Florida". The 1%: "Hold my Moët"
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Billionaire shiatbag Peter Thiel: "Now that I've smeared my demented feces all over United States politics, guess I'll treat myself to a passport from somewhere still pleasant"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
From the "Who Didn't See *This* Coming" department: Qatar imposes "chilling" restrictions on media for World Cup coverage
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones on the rift between himself and Washington Commanders owner Dan Snyder: What rift? Translation: I've got dirt on you, too, boy-o
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Fri October 14, 2022
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Site being eyed for low incoming housing to be used as a golf course for a country club instead, filthy peasants
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Thu October 13, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
We can greatly diminish the loss of life and property by electrocuting whales. Bonus: Machine gun sea lions
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Wed October 12, 2022
(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
Midnight topiary trimmer, dubbed "Edward Scissorhands" by his victims, is terrorizing a Fort Worth neighborhood
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Tue October 11, 2022
(US Department of Justice)
 
 
 
2020: Area MAGA claims "Antifa", "BLM" and "Biden supporters" vandalized his property. 2022: Area MAGA pleads guilty to making the whole thing up
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Mon October 10, 2022
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Bedridden 98-year-old UK woman gets hiat teabagged x 1,000,000
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Penn relocating riverboat casinos in Illinois to land-based facilities, open new hotels. Teller, of course, had no comment but was still pretty amazing
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Oh, sure, complain about the free raw sewage in the living room
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  4. Click here to submit a link.