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Tue July 17, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Father of 5 enraged that his neighbor put up an anti-child mosquito alarm on her house so the kids will stay off her property. In related news, there's something that's called a mosquito alarm that will keep kids off your lawn
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(Wordpress)
 
 
 
A Charlemagne rubber duck. Therefore, your argument is invalid
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(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
On today's episode of "She seems nice"
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Sun July 15, 2018
(I'm going to need a closet)
 
 
 
Mike's Hammock is *almost* a Tiny House and definitely the coolest thing in the downsize market. Subby: I'll take two
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Sat July 14, 2018
(NASCAR)
 
 
 
After the carnage at Daytona, who'll be the first to punt Spinhouse? It's the You'll Get Over It 400 presented by Fark. Coverage from Drew Curtis' Kentucky Speedway begins at 7:30pm ET on NBCSN
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(NASCAR)
 
 
 
After the carnage at Daytona, who'll be the first to punt Spinhouse? It's the You'll Get Over It 400 presented by Fark. Coverage from Drew Curtis' Kentucky Speedway begins at 7:30pm ET on NBCSN
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Thu July 12, 2018
(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
If you get stuck in a kitchen duct at Golden Corral while trying to break in you might want to reconsider your life and diet choices
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
So how did Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh, who earns $225,000/year and no significant assets, rack up over $200k in credit card debt? Well according to the White House, he's a REALLY big fan of the Nationals and bought LOTS of tickets
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Wed July 11, 2018
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
This is why you spell out everything in writing, especially when dealing with family and real estate
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
This is why you spell out everything in writing, especially when dealing with family and real estate
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Tue July 10, 2018
(KSAT San Antonio)
 
 
 
Officers executing search warrant for cocaine find: a) cocaine. b) methamphetamine. c) you don't want to know
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
You can now add 'Firing on federal law enforcement and destruction of government property' to the list of pardonable offenses
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Some videos absolutely require being sped up and overlaid with the Benny Hill theme, and this one of Florida Man's attempted murder-by-tractor is on that list
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
A hot dog is a sandwich. Same thing with the taco. Which by the transitive property means hot dogs are tacos
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Mon July 09, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Oblivious woman drives away with wrong car from Walmart parking lot. Two weeks later, car-rental firm points out she's returning an Infiniti instead of a Sentra
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(MSN)
 
 
 
For only $23 million, you can own the Denver Broncos' mascot's ranch
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Sun July 08, 2018
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Same old story: Artist says it's art and wants it to stay, government says it's junk and wants it removed
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Same old story: Artist says it's art and wants it to stay, government says it's junk and wants it removed
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Sat July 07, 2018
(NASCAR)
 
 
 
The 4th has come and gone, but let's not forget the Firecracker 400 at Daytona. The festivities begin at 7pm ET on NBC
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(NASCAR)
 
 
 
The 4th has come and gone, but let's not forget the Firecracker 400 at Daytona. The festivities begin at 7pm ET on NBC
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Thu July 05, 2018
(Awful Announcing)
 
 
 
Ok F1 Farkers, we can win $50,000 for coming up with an idea to improve F1 broadcasts. Let's do this
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Jackie Gleason's iconic circular New York mansion on the market for $12 million. No word if it contains device to launch Alice TO THE MOON
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Wed July 04, 2018
(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
Oklahoma man facing jail time for long overdue movie rental, because THERE ARE CONSEQUENCES
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Sun July 01, 2018
(NASCAR)
 
 
 
The happiest guy in the garage is on the pole for the Monster Energy NASCAR Cup Series Overton's 400 at Chicagoland Speedway. 2:30pm EDT on NBCSN. Oh yeah. Dale Jr is in the booth in case you were in a coma
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(NASCAR)
 
 
 
The happiest guy in the garage is on the pole for the Monster Energy NASCAR Cup Series Overton's 400 at Chicagoland Speedway. 2:30pm EDT on NBCSN. Oh yeah. Dale Jr is in the booth in case you were in a coma
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Fri June 29, 2018
(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
R2-D2's cousin has fallen on hard times. Now it just works as a casino mall cop
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(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
New state laws going into effect Sunday include beaches are no longer public property, kids bullied in public schools can get vouchers to get bullied in private schools, state cattle breed designated as Florida Cracker
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
"It's a weird case, right," Judge Philip Simon said. "He allegedly stole a bridge. I'm fascinated by it"
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Thu June 28, 2018
(Daily News Journal)
 
 
 
11 cats safe after fireworks detonate inside house in what was - according to the cats - clearly intended as a warm-up to the most diabolical ever wet-nose woofday next week (w/security video)
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(KTUU Alaska)
 
 
 
"The iconic 22-foot neon palm tree which graced the sometimes sketchy Paradise Inn must remain as a community asset"
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Here's a shocker: Trump's IRS nominee is financially tied to the Trump Organization. Conflict of interest? More like a pre-requisite. Help us, Bobby-M, you're our only hope
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Tue June 26, 2018
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Property management companies holding on to cheap shopping mall real estate, hope to ride out this temporary e-commerce fad
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Mon June 25, 2018
(WHIO Dayton)
 
 
 
Teradata sues SAP for a decade-long campaign of intellectual property theft masquerading as a joint venture. In other news, someone wants to take credit for how SAP software works
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(Herald Tribune (SW Florida))
 
 
 
If I had a boat, I'd go out on the ocean. And if I had a gator, he'd ride under the trailer. And we would all together roll around in the parking lot, me and the sheriff and my gator
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(My Dayton News)
 
 
 
The next time you think "What would Jesus do?" remember that running around drunk and naked, pouring gasoline everywhere, and then trying to steal a car before flailing around in the grass is in the realm of possibilities
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(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Come for the story of a man arrested twice for DUI in less than 24 hours, stay for the priceless mugshot
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Two Mexican dogs in the house | Two Mexican dogs | You don't get them fixed and they do their trick | Eighty-two Mexican dogs in the house
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Sun June 24, 2018
(NASCAR)
 
 
 
The Monster Energy Nascar Cup Series visits wine country and makes some right turns. It's the Toyota/Save Mart 350 at Sonoma Raceway. 3pm ET on FS1
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(NASCAR)
 
 
 
The Monster Energy Nascar Cup Series visits wine country and makes some right turns. It's the Toyota/Save Mart 350 at Sonoma Raceway. 3pm ET on FS1
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Sat June 23, 2018
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Smartphone vendors and automakers propose global standard to allow you to unlock your car with your smartphone, because ... because .. because ... Tesla. And you can share your "car key" with trusted friends because ... it's cool
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Thu June 21, 2018
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Belgian city's plans to turn abandoned hangar into "mega-brothel" raises flap
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Belgian city's plans to turn abandoned hangar into "mega-brothel" raises flap
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Wed June 20, 2018
(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
Man who drove forklift through Lit Restaurant Supplies was likely Lit himself
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(Dayton Daily News)
 
 
 
Interested in owning some swag, kitchen gear, or plates from a closed Applebees? If you are, here's info on where to bid at the liquidation auction. Also, what in the hell is wrong with you?
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Tue June 19, 2018
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Here's what Americans can do about the rapidly decreasing Antarctic ice sheet: Go back in time to 2000 and vote for the least stupid guy. Failing that, invest in some hip-waders and start purchasing property 20 miles inland
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(CNN)
 
 
 
GE booted from the Dow after 115 years, will be replaced by a company that sells synthetic heroin, cotton balls and condoms
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Mon June 18, 2018
(WGNO)
 
 
 
Only in Louisiana: Man uses airboat to dry out wet Little League field
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Sun June 17, 2018
(NASCAR)
 
 
 
There's no Cup racing this weekend, so let's enjoy some Sunday Busch Series racing. The NASCAR Xfinity Series Iowa 250 presented by Enogen is on FS1 at 5pm ET
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(NASCAR)
 
 
 
There's no Cup racing this weekend, so let's enjoy some Sunday Busch Series racing. The NASCAR Xfinity Series Iowa 250 presented by Enogen is on FS1 at 5pm ET
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Good thing trade wars are easy to win and Canada won't have time to play their trump card: just ignoring US inerlekchul property rights
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Sat June 16, 2018
(SFGate)
 
 
 
For the price of a small San Francisco apartment, you can now buy 300 acres and a small California town
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Fri June 15, 2018
(Observer & Eccentric)
 
 
 
Drunk shirtless Michigan Man takes up offer from friend "Mad Mike" to burn neighbor's SUV because it's "too loud", leaves his bicycle as he flees. Calls police to report said bicycle as stolen, cops cannot substantiate existence of "Mad Mike"
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Thu June 14, 2018
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Welcome to Paint Rock, Alabama, where fascism is on hold because of government inefficiency
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Your landlord's estate agent makes your bed during a notified visit. How much compensation do you deserve?
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Wed June 13, 2018
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
♫ Imzadi, I hear the Borg a callin', Targ salad and Horta eggs...♫
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
A long-running legal spat between Marvel Entertainment CEO and his neighbor may lead to US citizens finally having property rights over their DNA
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(Metro)
 
 
 
The fence is down
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Tue June 12, 2018
(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
Arby's moving into former Taco Bell location after Taco Bell abandoned it to move into a former Arby's location
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(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
Arby's moving into former Taco Bell location after Taco Bell abandoned it to move into a former Arby's location
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(Roll Call)
 
 
 
The back story between Rand Paul and his angry neighbor has been uncovered. Yep, Paul was taking full libertarian stance of "I can do whatever the Fark I want on my own dang property"
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Toucan escapes from zoo. Apparently Fruit Loops aren't the best way to lure one back
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
NJ school superintendent doesn't explain why he defecated repeatedly on another district's track field at latest court hearing, just waves away reporters and says, "Oh, poo"
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Does having your wedding photos taken in front of a raging wildfire even count as news anymore?
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Florida man wanted to get rid of his tenants, ended up on Fark instead
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Mon June 11, 2018
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Important things to consider before you go ahead and purchase that primo beachfront property you've been looking at. Like, for example, the fact that the beachfront may have moved about 5 miles inland by the time you're ready to move in
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Sun June 10, 2018
(NASCAR)
 
 
 
After an exciting rain shortened Xfinity race on Saturday, today we will see the polar opposite. The Monster Energy Nascar Cup Series Parade FireKeepers Casino 400 at Michigan is at 2pm ET on FOX
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(NASCAR)
 
 
 
After an exciting rain shortened Xfinity race on Saturday, today we will see the polar opposite. The Monster Energy Nascar Cup Series Parade FireKeepers Casino 400 at Michigan is at 2pm ET on FOX
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Sat June 09, 2018
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
What better advertisement for your apartment complex could there be, other than a dented sign reading '3 Cheers for Heroin'?
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Fri June 08, 2018
(Steam Powered)
 
 
 
A safer place to hang out than that Barovian castle it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. Link goes to Fortified which is free (and you keep it forever it's not a free weekend thing). What have you been playing? Side note: worst game you ever bought?
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(Herald Dispatch)
 
 
 
A cop could have a really great time transporting moonshine ...and eyeballs?
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(Herald Dispatch)
 
 
 
A cop could have a really great time transporting moonshine ...and eyeballs?
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Thu June 07, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Las Vegas hockey fan sent a cease and desist letter for having a Golden Knights Flag over his garage. Accuses the HOA of being Capitals fans. Well I guess this argument may be settled this evening
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(East Bay Times)
 
 
 
While it's somewhat unusual to see a fight in the middle of a suburban street, it's very unusual when it's between two bulls
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Wed June 06, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
If that seems melodramatic, ask a libertarian/conservative this question: When will you know that your theory is wrong?
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Tue June 05, 2018
(The Lens NOLA)
 
 
 
House built with public funds, meant for affordable housing, resurfaces as a $500 a night Airbnb rental. Some people seem to have a problem with this
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Hey-o yippee ki-yay: 'Drunken and disorderly' woman charged with drinking bottle of wine while riding horse to bottle-o at local pub
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Mon June 04, 2018
(MSN)
 
 
 
So in reality who owns the treasure under the sea? Apparently it's not Spongebob Squarepants as we were led to believe as kids
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Sun June 03, 2018
(NASCAR)
 
 
 
Put on a third pot of coffee. It's time to muddle through another trip to Pocono. The Monster Energy NASCAR Cup Series Pocono 400 is on FS1 at 2pm ET
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(NASCAR)
 
 
 
Put on a third pot of coffee. It's time to muddle through another trip to Pocono. The Monster Energy NASCAR Cup Series Pocono 400 is on FS1 at 2pm ET
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Sat June 02, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Dear Cop: Is it illegal to marry your first cousin in Indiana?
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Fri June 01, 2018
(Newsy)
 
 
 
India wants to sell its state-owned airline, so it put out a request for bidders. Rest of the world: "Sari, no"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Candidate for Virginia congress says Adolf Hitler a "white supremacist hero," and it only gets worse. Much worse
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Simione Giertz's surgery successful. Tag is for "she woke up long enough to make an inappropriate joke"
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Thu May 31, 2018
(CBS News)
 
 
 
You're surrounded by lava. Shooting at it or at your neighbors isn't a solution
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Wed May 30, 2018
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Step one: Tell Disney resort guests that an "active shooter" is on the premises. Step two: Film their reactions to post on your YouTube channel. Step three: Jail
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(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
Florida Man arrested after getting evicted from hotel after noise complaint, bringing guns, ammo unto property, charged with stalking, hunting tourists out of season
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Community gives a sigh of relief as the Sheboygan toilet clogger is busted
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Tue May 29, 2018
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
It's neither Woofday nor Caturday but this is an awesome combo with firemen, paramedics, puppies and kitties
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Mon May 28, 2018
(The News & Observer (NC))
 
 
 
Fed up with people using your private street as a shortcut to the beach? The solution is simple: Make it a toll road
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Sun May 27, 2018
(NASCAR)
 
 
 
It's Memorial Day Weekend, but NASCAR and FOX are going to treat it like Veterans Day because 'Murica. The World 600 wraps up a long day of racing tonight at 6 pm EDT on FOX
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(NASCAR)
 
 
 
It's Memorial Day Weekend, but NASCAR and FOX are going to treat it like Veterans Day because 'Murica. The World 600 wraps up a long day of racing tonight at 6 pm EDT on FOX
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
German amusement park tries to counter Disneyland's "The Happiest Place on Earth" claim. Fark: As "The Most On-Fire Place on Earth". Many guests had to evacuate. Also, people had to leave the park
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Fri May 25, 2018
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Scott Pruitt proposed anti-abortion legislation granting men "property rights" over fetuses twice. He really likes owning fetuses
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
California poll shows voters are all in favor of raising somebody else's taxes
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Thu May 24, 2018
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Unusual premises for a D&D game: What if Rihanna was pope?
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
Good news: Lava hasn't burned down your home yet. Bad news: A giant crack has opened underneath the house
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Wed May 23, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Actual headline: Hotel pulls out after group seeks to break world record for largest orgy
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
On average, Millennial dog owners spend $1,285 a year on their best friends, while Millennial cat owners spend $915 a year on their evil masters
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Tue May 22, 2018
(MSN)
 
 
 
She is 34 years old. She owns 8 homes. Here is how she did it
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Mon May 21, 2018
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
FL couple steals motorized cart from Walmart to drive to a local bar. Couple gets to see many bars after police notice
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Two of the witnesses were passing by saw all of this occurring, stopped their vehicles, got out and - they were concealed handgun holders - and began firing at the individual"
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(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
Tesla's all-new electric submarine claims its first casualty
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Sat May 19, 2018
(NASCAR)
 
 
 
It's All-Star weekend. The cup guys are racing at Charlotte with restrictor plates, air ducts, and huge spoilers. The Monster Energy NASCAR Cup Series All-Star Open is at 6pm ET, followed by the All-Star race around 8ish both on FS1
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(NASCAR)
 
 
 
It's All-Star weekend. The cup guys are racing at Charlotte with restrictor plates, air ducts, and huge spoilers. The Monster Energy NASCAR Cup Series All-Star Open is at 6pm ET, followed by the All-Star race around 8ish both on FS1
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Wed May 16, 2018
(Kansas.com)
 
 
 
The nightmare is over as Cracker Barrel chooses Wichita for its first Kansas restaurant in 20 years
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Mon May 14, 2018
(Patheos)
 
 
 
Believe it or not, "Priest Says God Planted Corn Dog That Led to Return of Stolen Virgin Mary Statue" is not a religious mad-lib
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
City issues warning not to tap maple trees on public property. Generally not a good idea to tap anything or anyone in public, either
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Meth heads make really bad decisions like leaving 1-year-old baby with stoned boyfriend to wander in forest, boyfriend goes out searching for mom, abandoning baby naked on trail. Bonus: Happy ending
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Sat May 12, 2018
(NASCAR)
 
 
 
It's time for some night racing. Matt Kenseth is ready to log some laps in the back of the pack in the 6 car in the Monster Energy NASCAR Cup Series KC Masterpiece 400 at Kansas Speedway. 8pm ET on FS1
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(NASCAR)
 
 
 
It's time for some night racing. Matt Kenseth is ready to log some laps in the back of the pack in the 6 car in the Monster Energy NASCAR Cup Series KC Masterpiece 400 at Kansas Speedway. 8pm ET on FS1
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"I feel like I've been tricked by the devil," Devine admitted. "I feel so stupid." So much winning
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Fri May 11, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
New York and Tennessee towns both claim Long Island Iced Tea was created there. The good news is after drinking three of them, nobody can remember what the argument was about
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Prince's 5.74-acre estate in Turks and Caicos is up for sealed bids and it's farking gorgeous
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Thu May 10, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
It is better to ask for forgiveness than for permission. Unless you build your house 30 inches too tall and the town council says, "Fark you, tear it down." Then you should have asked for permission first
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Teen tries to steal the unlocked, keys-in-ignition truck of Blake Bortles, somehow fails
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
MD Law: after October 1, 2019 sale or possession of "bump stocks" will be illegal for MD residents unless the ATF grants the owner a special exemption. ATF: WTF? Uhh we don't have the authority to do any such thing. MD: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Chicken farmer mystified at low egg production
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(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Chicken farmer mystified at low egg production
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Tue May 08, 2018
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Thieves flee in canoe from underwear-clad homeowner in flood zone
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Mon May 07, 2018
(ABC 15)
 
 
 
If at first you don't succeed in riding your lawn mower across town while intoxicated, try, try again
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Sun May 06, 2018
(NASCAR)
 
 
 
Miles the Monster is ready to attack. The Monster Energy NASCAR Cup Series AAA 400 Drive for Autism at Dover is at 2pm ET on FS1 (weather permitting)
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(NASCAR)
 
 
 
Miles the Monster is ready to attack. The Monster Energy NASCAR Cup Series AAA 400 Drive for Autism at Dover is at 2pm ET on FS1 (weather permitting)
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
There are better ways to pass a drug test than heating up a cup of urine in the microwave at a 7-11
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Sat May 05, 2018
(The Desert Sun)
 
 
 
Foodies credited with hounding Hard Rock Hotel out of Palm Springs. "Judging by its Yelp page, customer's displeasure with the hotel was not limited to its cuisine"
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Fri May 04, 2018
(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
Man can't stand to see his wife go so he blows up himself, his barn, his house, and the regional SWAT team
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Thu May 03, 2018
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Florida man sets Guinness record for tallest hat. Does it really matter that he doesn't exist?
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Tue May 01, 2018
(MassLive)
 
 
 
Man fails to heed "Never mind the dog, beware of owner" sign, ends up shot by retired officer who lives there
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Sun April 29, 2018
(NASCAR)
 
 
 
The drivers have exited the broadcast booth and are back in their cars, ready to inflict hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of damage on their car owners. The Geico 500 at Talladega is on FOX at 2pm ET
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(NASCAR)
 
 
 
The drivers have exited the broadcast booth and are back in their cars, ready to inflict hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of damage on their car owners. The Geico 500 at Talladega is on FOX at 2pm ET
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Sat April 28, 2018
(NASCAR)
 
 
 
It's the trainwreck we've all been waiting for. The FOX Drivers Only Broadcast for the Xfinity Series Sparks Energy 300 at Talladega, 3pm ET on FOX
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(NASCAR)
 
 
 
It's the trainwreck we've all been waiting for. The FOX Drivers Only Broadcast for the Xfinity Series Sparks Energy 300 at Talladega, 3pm ET on FOX
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(NWA Homepage)
 
 
 
The outlook for stray felines living in a town with no animal shelter can be bleak. One woman has opened her home to almost 800 cats over the years to help keep them safe while the town does nothing. Let's give her a round of applause on Caturday
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Fri April 27, 2018
(PetsLady)
 
 
 
Dog drives electric taxi into mobile-phone shop. Charges pending
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Reports indicate Golden State Killer was not a nice guy
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Alabama man jailed on heroin and cocaine trafficking charges, displays "oh boy, mom's gonna kill me" face for mugshot
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Thu April 26, 2018
(Curbed)
 
 
 
Wasting away here in Times Squareville
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
China's Citizen Score system puts the country on a predictable dystopian trajectory
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(Daily Herald)
 
 
 
Elgin ends 45-year ban on ice cream trucks, carts, fun
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Wed April 25, 2018
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Sean Hannity appears to be playing fast and loose with all sorts of property law along with shady property investors, but then his lawyer on these deals was probably Michael Cohen. These guys make the Sopranos look like innocent school boys
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Tue April 24, 2018
(Guardian)
 
 
 
So it turns out Sean Hannity invests in real estate. A lot. No crime in that, right? Well...
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Intellectual property is not monkey business
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Mon April 23, 2018
(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Man arrested after fatally shooting daughter's boyfriend, stealing Hulk Hogan's facial hair
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Sun April 22, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Lumpy's life just got a whole lot lumpier. Can we say HUD loans, Ben Carson, $5Million
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Sat April 21, 2018
(NASCAR)
 
 
 
Tonight we get racing under the lights at Richmond. The Toyota Owners 400 is on FOX tonight at 6:30 pm EDT. Sorry, non Toyota owners. I guess this race isn't for you
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(NASCAR)
 
 
 
Tonight we get racing under the lights at Richmond. The Toyota Owners 400 is on FOX tonight at 6:30 pm EDT. Sorry, non Toyota owners. I guess this race isn't for you
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Fri April 20, 2018
(NASCAR)
 
 
 
Another race without Cup Series interlopers. Four series regulars will be racing for $100k. The Nascar Xfinity Series ToyotaCare 250 at Richmond Raceway 7 pm EDT on FS1
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(NASCAR)
 
 
 
Another race without Cup Series interlopers. Four series regulars will be racing for $100k. The Nascar Xfinity Series ToyotaCare 250 at Richmond Raceway 7 pm EDT on FS1
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Homeless man steals beer truck, wears awesome shorts
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(KPAX Missoula)
 
 
 
One breath/long headline challenge: 3 police officers disciplined for having sex on city property with a police clerk who was fired for stealing narcotics from the evidence locker which will result in dozens of criminal cases being dismissed. *gasp*
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
Chatham HOA votes to kill the beaver. Wally looks nervous
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Wed April 18, 2018
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Obsessed Dark Crystal fan arrested outside Taylor Swift's home
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(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Model prisoner somehow succeeded in escaping open prison, producing model hunt by 6,600 police
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Tue April 17, 2018
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Sleepwear company bets on Rule 34, introduces a line of "Handmaid's Tale" inspired lingerie
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Mon April 16, 2018
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Please stop abandoning unwanted Easter bunnies in Boynton Beach park. They're attracting coyotes, foxes, bobcats to our nice, high-end neighborhood, lowering property values
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(NASCAR)
 
 
 
Even if the racing sucks, it's still Bristol, baby. The Food City 500 has been moved up an hour due to threat of inclement weather to 1 pm EDT on FOX (Race rescheduled to Monday at same time)
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(NASCAR)
 
 
 
Even if the racing sucks, it's still Bristol, baby. The Food City 500 has been moved up an hour due to threat of inclement weather to 1 pm EDT on FOX (Race rescheduled to Monday at same time)
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Sun April 15, 2018
(Belt Magazine)
 
 
 
"Make no mistake. If there is a legal challenge, you will lose. You will not be able to take these people's homes"
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Sat April 14, 2018
(NASCAR)
 
 
 
All the Cup regulars have to sit this one out. The Xfinity Series drivers get the spotlight at Bristol in the Fitzgerald Glider Kits 300. 1 pm EDT on FS1
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(NASCAR)
 
 
 
All the Cup regulars have to sit this one out. The Xfinity Series drivers get the spotlight at Bristol in the Fitzgerald Glider Kits 300. 1 pm EDT on FS1
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(Hawaii News Now)
 
 
 
Mermaid looks for a little tail
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Thu April 12, 2018
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Take an exclusive look inside RGIII's Virginia home, now on the market. There's the step he sprained his ankle on. There's the bathtub where he slipped and injured his calf. There's the golf club that he swung and tore his rotator cuff. Ah, memories
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(SILive)
 
 
 
Oh my, there may be an illegitimate child and a $30k payout to keep a doorman at a Trump property quiet. It's not in the Enquirer
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Wed April 11, 2018
(Press-Enterprise (So. Cal))
 
 
 
A new app that lets you rent out your car to complete strangers? What could possibly go wrong with that?
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(5 News Fayetteville)
 
 
 
Dog imitates Far Side cartoon
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Tue April 10, 2018
(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Even with Castle Doctrine, self-defense, stand-your-ground on your side, it's unlawful to run out of your house in middle of the night, fire off warning shot, because you think somebody's on your property. You shoot to kill
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Welcome the newest The British Virgin Island Marlins
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(Reno Gazette-Journal)
 
 
 
Area with local economy totally dependent on tourism enacts regulations with hefty fines in an effort to discourage people from renting vacation homes
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Sun April 08, 2018
(NASCAR)
 
 
 
The Monster Energy Cup Series is racing at Texas Motor Speedway in the 500 @ 2 pm EDT on FS1
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(NASCAR)
 
 
 
The Monster Energy Cup Series is racing at Texas Motor Speedway in the 500 @ 2 pm EDT on FS1
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Sat April 07, 2018
(NASCAR)
 
 
 
Today marks Morgan Shepherd's 1000th start (and park) Come celebrate as he pilots the #89 Racing With Jesus car for a few laps, then enjoy the rest of the Xfinity My Bariatric Solutions 300 at Texas Motor Speedway at 3 pm EDT live on FOX
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(NASCAR)
 
 
 
Today marks Morgan Shepherd's 1000th start (and park) Come celebrate as he pilots the #89 Racing With Jesus car for a few laps, then enjoy the rest of the Xfinity My Bariatric Solutions 300 at Texas Motor Speedway at 3 pm EDT live on FOX
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Thu April 05, 2018
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
And now a story that will make all men wince in unison
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Wed April 04, 2018
(Hot Air)
 
 
 
There's a new evil in California. No, worst than that. Nope, even worse, think the worst evil possible
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(Hot Air)
 
 
 
There's a new evil in California. No, worst than that. Nope, even worse, think the worst evil possible
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Tue April 03, 2018
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
That popping sound you heard was the bursting of the Manhattan property bubble...followed by the wailing sound of a certain family needing more Russian money
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Mon April 02, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Overaggressive debt-collecting bailiffs still a concern in Britain. Sounds like bull
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Greedy landlords in NYC? Who woulda thunk it?
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Sat March 31, 2018
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Seattle's "first-come, first-served" rental law is an unconstitutional taking, says King County Superior Court Judge
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Thu March 29, 2018
(Fox 59)
 
 
 
Ever notice how 'Indiana' and 'large cockfighting bust' often appear together?
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(Nottingham Post)
 
 
 
A note was left in the box saying '10pm'
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(WYMT Hazard)
 
 
 
Armed with nunchucks, man impersonates both a state trooper and the FBI while trying to fight a 15 year-old boy
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Wed March 28, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
No ragrets for supporting Ezekiel Elliott or fighting Roger Goodell, says Jerry Jones, sporting new tattoo
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
First World Problems: Should you fly commercial or private with your pet?
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(America Magazine)
 
 
 
Prominent Catholic Magazine: Perhaps we've all been a little too hard on Katy Perry
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Tue March 27, 2018
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Good news, gumshoes, Netflix has found its Carmen Sandiego. Is now praying it doesn't get the Africa map in the final round
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(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
"We, probably unwisely, chose to play with [the old box of dynamite] a little bit. We were handling it and breaking it and seeing what was in it. So as it turns out, that was not very smart"
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(Nola.com)
 
 
 
Woman refuses to let her boyfriend go. By pinning him up against his car with her own vehicle
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Mon March 26, 2018
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
"It's absurd, and it's chicken shiat. I don't know if that's one or two words." While this could describe most of Congress, in this case it specifically refers to Paul Ryan's learned helplessness in the face of corporate use of eminent domain
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Uzbekistan proposes tripling property tax for people who don't keep enough chickens
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(NASCAR)
 
 
 
It snowed in Martinsville Saturday night. Sunday was still too snowy. Today we'll have a Cup/Truck double header (we hope). Conclusion of Truck Series Alpha Energy Solutions 250 at 11am EDT, followed by the Monster Energy NASCAR Cup Series STP 500 at 2pm(ish), both on FS1
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(NASCAR)
 
 
 
It snowed in Martinsville Saturday night. Sunday was still too snowy. Today we'll have a Cup/Truck double header (we hope). Conclusion of Truck Series Alpha Energy Solutions 250 at 11am EDT, followed by the Monster Energy NASCAR Cup Series STP 500 at 2pm(ish), both on FS1
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Sun March 25, 2018
(WTHR Indianapolis)
 
 
 
Carmel-by-the-corn gets into pissing match with AirBnB and State House over new laws with extra HOA goodness. Yuppies, HOAs, and politicians; it's a Fark trifecta all in one headline
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(Pottstown Mercury)
 
 
 
Police investigate $1,300 lingerie theft from Victoria's Secret. Given slip but no bust so far
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Sat March 24, 2018
(Huddersfield Examiner)
 
 
 
Woman arrested for swearing at herself
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Fri March 23, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
After forcibly evicting the Trump managers from the property and ripping the Trump name off the building, the owners of a Panama City hotel have revamped the cocktail menu, now offering a Stormy Jack Daniels, a Fire and Fury, and a Little Rocket Man
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Thu March 22, 2018
(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Neighbor accused of using reflective mirror array to direct sunlight to damage couple's retinas, teeth
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Wed March 21, 2018
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Come on down to Mitch Smith Chevrolet. We have 380 brand new vehicles in stock going for low, low, low prices.* *Some hail damage included
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Tue March 20, 2018
(Peoria Journal Star)
 
 
 
What better way to celebrate Grandma's birthday than with a chair-throwing brawl at Golden Corral? (With video goodness)
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(The Morning Call)
 
 
 
"I have nothing to apologize for, that's for damn sure." - says Mario Andretti on A.) his racing career, B.) his line of wines, or C.) getting a 15% property tax break due to a 1974 PA law meant for land preservation of farms, forests and open spaces
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Miami club to reopen without horses, drug-sniffing mules OK
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Miami club to reopen without horses, drug-sniffing mules OK
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