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Thu May 06, 2021       Nee-naw nee-naw nee-naw nee-naw ǝǝu-ʍɐu ǝǝu-ʍɐu ǝǝu-ʍɐu ǝǝu-ʍɐu source: euroweeklynews.com   |   share: 18         Clueless homeowner who never thought to pull the handle of his 'fake cupboard' discovers he has a dishwasher in his kitchen after 2 years (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk   |   share: 102         Kellogg mansion listed for $4.59 million, currently under contract with closing set for May 15. Application for permit to demolish it was filed on April 23. Because it is set to become a nature preserve (w super cool pics) source: tampabay.com   |   share: 54         I mean who wouldn't want a home with attached caves source: zillow.com   |   share: 95   Wed May 05, 2021       So...you're a US citizen who owns a vacation home here in Canada. Great news: we'll levy an additional tax on you because we won't let you cross the border to use it source: buffalonews.com   |   share: 144         Thanks to generous donations, including one from a millionaire, the senior dogs at Living Grace Canine Ranch have a place where they can thrive, be loved & live the rest of their lives in comfort. Welcome them all to this week's Woofday Wetnose Wednesday source: statesman.com   |   share: 209         Biden is going to eliminate the loophole exploited by the ultra-wealthy source: ibtimes.com   |   share: 238   Tue May 04, 2021 (Some Guy)       Mr. P, the 7-foot peacock who shrieks all night, pecks the paint off cars, and poops everywhere now has a New Orleans neighborhood divided source: headtopics.com   |   share: 8         You can't buy a house because investors are buying them all as rentals source: vox.com   |   share: 90   Mon May 03, 2021       Whatever happened with that Texas hailstorm a few days ago? [pics 'cause it happened] source: boredpanda.com   |   share: 75   Sun May 02, 2021       Farmers will be selling pot directly to customers on their property. Just keep the degens from upcountry away source: thestar.com   |   share: 41   Sat May 01, 2021       You may have played too many computer games if you've been found dead clutching your Xbox controller after an all-night session source: thescottishsun.co.uk   |   share: 53   (Some Real Estate Guy)       Disgraced Florida Man might benefit from a financial Vornado source: commercialobserver.com   |   share: 25         "I'd buy that for a dollar"...but not if it means I'd have to live in Kansas City source: fox4kc.com   |   share: 18   Fri April 30, 2021       Chicagoans and New Yorkers don't agree about who has the best pizza, except that it sure as hell isn't Florida source: local10.com   |   share: 59         Lede of story: people protesting the government taking land from small time farmers. Buried so deep Jimmy Hoffa says hi: small time farmer is LLC producing $11 million in dairy products source: oleantimesherald.com   |   share: 70         Lede of story: people protesting the government taking land from small time farmers. Buried so deep Jimmy Hoffa says hi: small time farmer is LLC producing $11 million in dairy products source: oleantimesherald.com   |   share: 70         Does voting Republican make a white farmer socially disadvantaged? source: apnews.com   |   share: 80         Teenager accidentally moves into retirement community, finds herself loving life in the senior lane, elderberries smell and all source: metro.co.uk   |   share: 55         Texas rancher brags to Fox News about how he "caught" three immigrants on his property source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: 105   Thu April 29, 2021       Buying a decrepit old house, tearing it down and building something new sounds like a great idea - except to the lady who's been living there for almost a decade and thinks she owns it source: cambridgeday.com   |   share: 41         Buying a decrepit old house, tearing it down and building something new sounds like a great idea - except to the lady who's been living there for almost a decade and thinks she owns it source: cambridgeday.com   |   share: 41         Alexa, help I've been attacked by bees and I'm near death source: fox8.com   |   share: 45   Wed April 28, 2021       Major supercell storm headed for San Antonio TX. If you live in San Antonio, take action to protect property and lives now source: youtube.com   |   share: 118         God, Guns, and Schools. The perfect GOP law passed by the Florida legislature source: orlandosentinel.com   |   share: 36         Beating the Bragg length by sticking light where the Sun never shines source: phys.org   |   share: 5         Pandemic causes spike in chicken rentals. In related news, apparently you can rent a chicken source: nationalgeographic.com   |   share: 50         Man builds wall of poop after dispute with neighbor. The county is fine with it and say they can't do anything about it source: fox2detroit.com   |   share: 57   Tue April 27, 2021       Saitama cement factory blows up real good, damages property. "My daughter was on her way home from a cram school and was surprised to see something that looked like snowflakes falling" source: japantoday.com   |   share: 30   (Some Guy)       It's looking like a buyer's market in Hong Kong real estate - if you can live with your new landlord source: bnnbloomberg.ca   |   share: 2   (Some Guy)       It's looking like a buyer's market in Hong Kong real estate - if you can live with your new landlord source: bnnbloomberg.ca   |   share: 2   Mon April 26, 2021       My 86-year old second husband and I have 12 kids between us. Can you help us keep all their names straight? source: marketwatch.com   |   share: 12         Sicily has an offer you can't refuse source: foxnews.com   |   share: 7         Valuing intellectual property over lives is immoral, claims guy who has no quarterly revenue targets source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: 42   Sun April 25, 2021       Old and busted: Identity theft. New hotness: Catalytic converter theft source: kxan.com   |   share: 81   (Some Guy)       $300k for 7,400 square feet. Clearly this is a steal source: coldwellbankerhomes.com   |   share: 127   Sat April 24, 2021       Ultra-rich problems: Paying hundreds of thousands of dollars to "tree brokers" to help you secure the latest in-home status symbol of a trophy tree source: marketwatch.com   |   share: 70   Fri April 23, 2021       Heavily armed fanatic with a militarized compound threatening a standoff with local authorities source: thehill.com   |   share: 114         The dog killed my ex, officer. Then how do you explain the 10 bullet wounds? He's a dog, he doesn't know when to stop. Mind if we look around? Sure, anywhere but that box, it belongs to the dog and he doesn't give consent source: cbsnews.com   |   share: 60         Sean Hannity purchased a $5 million home right next to Mar-A-Lago because of course he did source: salon.com   |   share: 93   Thu April 22, 2021       Google Argentina done screwed up source: en.mercopress.com   |   share: 17         Minnesota Lawyer Eric C. Nelson says he REALLY wishes his parents had named him Thor instead because right now he'd MUCH Rather be confused with a former NHL lineman than Eric J. Nelson, Chauvin's defense attorney source: lawandcrime.com   |   share: 46         Who just carries a horseshoe around at 4am? source: wivb.com   |   share: 47         For those of you who still can't pay your rent because of the pandemic, there is someone who rented a house in the Hamptons for $2 million for the summer. Something about supply and demand source: cnbc.com   |   share: 56         For those of you who still can't pay your rent because of the pandemic, there is someone who rented a house in the Hamptons for $2 million for the summer. Something about supply and demand source: cnbc.com   |   share: 56   (Some Guy)       Thousands of Marylanders just got a better landlord source: compsmag.com   |   share: 12         Couple attempts to hold wedding at mansion they did not own. '"I have people trespassing on my property," the owner told a 911 dispatcher. "And they keep harassing me, calling me. They say they're having a wedding here and it's God's message."' source: wfla.com   |   share: 123         Couple attempts to hold wedding at mansion they did not own. '"I have people trespassing on my property," the owner told a 911 dispatcher. "And they keep harassing me, calling me. They say they're having a wedding here and it's God's message."' source: wfla.com   |   share: 123         If you've been searching for a bulletproof mansion in Scottsdale, Arizona give Steven Seagal a call source: azfamily.com   |   share: 61   Wed April 21, 2021       Michael Richards' neighbors suing him for a junior mint after the master of his domain got out of control in clearing trees blocking his view. What an ass, man source: tmz.com   |   share: 48         With all the unrest as of late in Portland, people are fleeing the city left and right, not putting bids $150,000 over the asking price on a 65 year old home... right? source: oregonlive.com   |   share: 44         With all the unrest as of late in Portland, people are fleeing the city left and right, not putting bids $150,000 over the asking price on a 65 year old home... right? source: oregonlive.com   |   share: 44   Tue April 20, 2021       North Dakota governor signs law that allows you to kill anyone you want if you say afterwards that you felt threatened source: inforum.com   |   share: 84         Subway franchise owners have a five .... five ... five foot long list of complaints source: nypost.com   |   share: 34         Considering a home heating contract where the contractor owns your HVAC equipment? Oh, when you try to sell your home, the new buyer must apply for credit to the HVAC company, 'cause you don't own the equipment. This sounds like a very bad idea source: cbc.ca   |   share: 129   Mon April 19, 2021       Climate change is forcing white and brown bears to interbreed. Older white bears seen worrying about property values and reminiscing about the old days source: nypost.com   |   share: 17   Sun April 18, 2021       This ship has been beyond the boundaries of the universe, of known scientific reality and it has been to the It's A Small World ride. Now, it is taking us back again and again. Hell is only a word. This is much, much worse source: wegotthiscovered.com   |   share: 49   Sat April 17, 2021       Arguing about their dirty laundry (figuratively), leads to fire set to dirty laundry (literally). A laundry list of charges awaits source: fox6now.com   |   share: 16         Arguing about their dirty laundry (figuratively), leads to fire set to dirty laundry (literally). A laundry list of charges awaits source: fox6now.com   |   share: 16   Fri April 16, 2021       NY man calls medical facility to report lost cocaine, gets arrested source: nbcnewyork.com   |   share: 38   Thu April 15, 2021       Trump Administration seizes property of Texas family in order to construct border wall. Excuse me. I meant the Biden Administration seizes land for construction of border wall source: lawandcrime.com   |   share: 78   Wed April 14, 2021       That's not an apartment, it's a dorm room source: treehugger.com   |   share: 90         It turns out that there are real pet detectives source: theguardian.com   |   share: 27   Tue April 13, 2021       If you want to set up a successful grow house, you need to first eliminate the competition. Isn't that right, Mr. Landlord? source: irishtimes.com   |   share: 9         Man detained after he jumped into Milwaukee zoo's elephant enclosure. It's Algonquin for The Good Jail source: fox7austin.com   |   share: 15         Man escapes from hospital, steals a truck, holds relatives at gunpoint, gets arrested, writes country song source: wearecentralpa.com   |   share: 15         Dog abandoned by a dumpster in Wichita. Local police captain decided to give the dog a shot source: fox7austin.com   |   share: 9         Like camping in Texas? It's about to become a crime source: kxan.com   |   share: 188         Trevor Lawrence signs lifetime contract source: yahoo.com   |   share: 38   Sun April 11, 2021       New California bill would see a portion of the Manhattan Beach land seized 100 years ago from Black families under eminent domain returned to their descendants source: ktla.com   |   share: 48         A-Rod to buy T-Wolves source: espn.com   |   share: 11   Sat April 10, 2021       Shaq's mansion is for sale. Holds more ink than the leading mansions, has closet space for this many pages source: yahoo.com   |   share: 25   Fri April 09, 2021       OJ finds the real settlement with a Las Vegas hotel that realized that if the defamation accusations don't legally fit a jury must acquit for OJ source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: 5   Thu April 08, 2021       Confederate flag carrier indicted for participation in January 6 riot, failing history class source: cnbc.com   |   share: 52         Up to five monkeys in one cemetery? In this economy? source: wlwt.com   |   share: 27   Tue April 06, 2021       You keep using that term...I do not think it means what you think it means source: krtv.com   |   share: 21   Mon April 05, 2021       You don't want to be near fire when you're made of marshmallow source: azfamily.com   |   share: 16         Get a brain, Moran source: thesmokinggun.com   |   share: 25         Homesick Irishman living in Canada does what any good Irishman would do, turns his garage into an authentic Dublin pub source: irishpost.com   |   share: 5   Sun April 04, 2021 (Some Guy)       New occupant of former KFC plans to attract customers with one herb, no spices source: richmondbizsense.com   |   share: 17   Fri April 02, 2021       Woman who set multiple fires along road, on property owned by other residents, was simply trying to get rid of snakes. And pretty much everything else around her, but mostly snakes source: pennlive.com   |   share: 29         Alabama fire chief pulls gun on realtor and photographer who are _______. See if you can guess the missing descriptor source: petapixel.com   |   share: 242         Alabama fire chief pulls gun on realtor and photographer who are _______. See if you can guess the missing descriptor source: petapixel.com   |   share: 242   Wed March 31, 2021       Crazy idea, but hear me out: If you sell guns for a living, maybe don't engage in criminal activities that may prohibit you from owning them source: msn.com   |   share: 24         American Dream, the ever-cursed NJ super-mega-mall, is creating a credit nightmare source: nj.com   |   share: 23         Soundgarden's band members, in a court filing, have asked Chris Cornell's widow to hand over the band's social media site passwords as they accuse her of locking them out from various platforms source: billboard.com   |   share: 35   Tue March 30, 2021       "Hallucinogenic drugs and enough explosive material to make seven homemade hand grenades were found at a home in Keystone Heights" - Four shalt thou not count, neither shalt thou count two... Five is right out source: news4jax.com   |   share: 36         Seventh Cuomo accuser comes forward ...and this incident has video goodness source: nbcnews.com   |   share: 91         For $1.6M you can get into Alexis Rose's bedroom source: yahoo.com   |   share: 20         90-year-old William Shatner says Star Trek remains popular because humanity is on the verge of extinction. Kirk learned a lot back with the whales source: syfy.com   |   share: 47   Mon March 29, 2021       Republican mayoral candidate who called the media "Fake News" when they questioned his county residency has been charged with election crimes for falsifying his voter registration source: baltimoresun.com   |   share: 31   Sun March 28, 2021       Stealing a bike from the train station? Get as far away from the train station as you can, as fast as you can, so you aren't still riding it right across the street when its owner calls the cops source: lowellsun.com   |   share: 11         You too can have your own 23-bedroom military fort complete with helipad and saunas because it's for sale at a measly £4.25m. Bonus: 360-degree water views as it sits off the coast of Isle of Wight (possible nsfw content on page) source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: 80         Kobe neighborhood features bridge troll who owns only bridge out of town, only lets you pass if you buy it off him for ¥12 million or pay monthly toll of ¥20,000 per car and ¥5,000 per motorbike source: soranews24.com   |   share: 58   Fri March 26, 2021       NFL player busted with stolen loaded gun source: fox8.com   |   share: 27         Disney rolls out immersive Titanic experience. Some guests have a problem with that source: insidethemagic.net   |   share: 23   Thu March 25, 2021       What better use of a closed correctional facility than turning it into a recreational marijuana business? source: uppermichiganssource.com   |   share: 11         Shut up and take my money that I've been saving for 40 years source: movieweb.com   |   share: 51         Does your property have drainage issues? Does your farm need irrigation ditches? Call Irrigation Dog today to help with all your water flow needs source: laughingsquid.com   |   share: 13         Two black eyes, baby mama, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun source: thesmokinggun.com   |   share: 9         The Justice Department is worried about anime monopoly. Wow, Hasbro is getting pretty bold with that intellectual property source: theverge.com   |   share: 31   Wed March 24, 2021       Juvenile arrested for injury to property. Because he picked a flower. Bonus - he's 6-years old. Guess the color of his skin source: newsinfo.inquirer.net   |   share: 135         Abandon hope, all ye fans of the Washington Football Team source: cnbc.com   |   share: 23   Tue March 23, 2021       HGTV star finds out the hard way that before you buy a house to make $60K in renovations, you need to make sure that the seller actually owns the house source: mlive.com   |   share: 26         HGTV star finds out the hard way that before you buy a house to make $60K in renovations, you need to make sure that the seller actually owns the house source: mlive.com   |   share: 26         Question 1: Damages are paid for wrongly-removed property rights. That's good, right? .. Question 2: If the damages paid are called "reparations" does that change anything? source: nbcnews.com   |   share: 32         Millennials, here's how to beat Boomers at their own game when it comes to property or shares source: news.com.au   |   share: 33         Matt Gaetz hates his 'adopted son' source: msn.com   |   share: 108   Mon March 22, 2021       Sea levels keep rising, but rich dumbasses still want to live in seaside homes that will be underwater soon. One solution? Use tax dollars to buy their houses, then let them live there until it's not safe anymore and only the government loses money source: npr.org   |   share: 94         More than 30 days after Texas froze to death, one low-income apartment complex in Austin still doesn't have gas. But certainly race has nothing to do with it source: kxan.com   |   share: 32   Sun March 21, 2021       Don't even think about parking your poor people car in our apartment complex, because we'll tow it source: local12.com   |   share: 167         Raleigh man tried to go all-Leatherface on hotel guests source: wral.com   |   share: 14   Sat March 20, 2021       CBS kicks the True Lies reboot off the schedule as the show would probably be worse than the film source: hollywoodreporter.com   |   share: 62   Fri March 19, 2021       When the police talk to Subby's ex-wife it's usually because she was driving drunk again, not digging around for dirt on Trump Inc source: nbcnews.com   |   share: 12         Y'know, for a show called The Last Airbender, there always seems to be more source: deadline.com   |   share: 44         If you get a text reading "got ta P now" you might want to let your dog out source: mashable.com   |   share: 9   Tue March 16, 2021       Bannon: Hey Italy, do you like gladiator movies? Italy: No, not especially source: thedailybeast.com   |   share: 62         To be fair, I doubt any virus could get through Florida Man's beard source: wftv.com   |   share: 14   Mon March 15, 2021       News: Dodge Ram chases cyclist on road. Fark: Ram chases cyclist on road source: cbc.ca   |   share: 6         Man claims sovereignty of his 150 by 50 ft property, declares himself king, in attempt to circumvent planning regulations. So far, so....oh. Right. As you were source: independent.co.uk   |   share: 68         I'll buy that for a Euro. Seriously source: edition.cnn.com   |   share: 9   Sun March 14, 2021       In a blow to Amsterdam's bid to reduce tourist numbers court reverses the Airbnb ban so that tourists will be able to stay in the city while not smoking pot nor visiting prostitutes. Tag is for city's attempt source: dutchnews.nl   |   share: 64   Sat March 13, 2021       They made fun of him for buying land in Florida that was underwater. Well look who's laughing now source: local10.com   |   share: 58   Fri March 12, 2021       Study: Of 26 million homes sold between 2006 and 2016, homes in Black neighborhoods are taxed roughly 50 percent higher than others in the same county source: thehill.com   |   share: 38         Study: Of 26 million homes sold between 2006 and 2016, homes in Black neighborhoods are taxed roughly 50 percent higher than others in the same county source: thehill.com   |   share: 38         Renting is terrible. Owning is worse. Van by the river is desirable source: theatlantic.com   |   share: 132         Watchmen arrest two watch men, warn wearers to watch their watches source: ktla.com   |   share: 31   Thu March 11, 2021       Balls against Walls source: wearecentralpa.com   |   share: 14   Wed March 10, 2021       NFT's have now hit real estate. Get in quick to grab your parcel of Earth 2 before someone else does source: businessinsider.com.au   |   share: 22         You never want to hear the words 'machete gang' in the same headline, especially if you're Everton goalkeeper Robin Olsen source: news.sky.com   |   share: 1   Tue March 09, 2021       Not saying we lack gumption these days, but there was a time when a headline like this would have had many of our ancestors eyeing that guillotine they were storing in the barn. Presenting: "Billionaire Wins Fight to Kill Public Access to Lakes" source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: 116         Another reason to hate the pandemic: French Lingerie has now become practical source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: 88         Property Brothers leave couple with home full of code violations, doors that do not hang properly, warped cabinetry, and shoddy grout work source: reviewjournal.com   |   share: 24   (Some Guy)       Chuck E. Cheese's parent company redeems all their arcade tickets to buy the Venetian Las Vegas source: celebmagazine.com   |   share: 10   Mon March 08, 2021 (FedScoop)       US government's General Services Administration auctioning .7501 Bitcoin source: fedscoop.com   |   share: 33   Sat March 06, 2021       This is another reason why we shouldn't allow lunatics to own power tools source: lawandcrime.com   |   share: 81         John McAfee charged with being a nuisance to polite society. Some crypto fraud in there too but generally for being a nuisance to polite society source: bbc.com   |   share: 10   Fri March 05, 2021       Don't know what to do with quaint little house your parents died in? New services will offer very short-term space rentals: "Recently we've been getting a lot of cosplay customers who come to act out scenes from the 'Demon Slayer' comic" source: japantoday.com   |   share: 6   Thu March 04, 2021       Sports tab v. Politics tab fight: Kelly Loeffler loses WNBA team to ownership group that includes activist player she refused to meet source: thenation.com   |   share: 48         Anonymous Cyprian offshore account holders coming out source: reuters.com   |   share: 35         What a bargain. For just 3/4 of a million dollars. Luxury source: toronto.ctvnews.ca   |   share: 47         What a bargain. For just 3/4 of a million dollars. Luxury source: toronto.ctvnews.ca   |   share: 47         Any Russians looking for beachfront property at a huge markup? source: yahoo.com   |   share: 41   Wed March 03, 2021       A South Carolina man has been arrested for stealing four classics and taking them to the chop shop source: motorious.com   |   share: 58         Man charged with possession of explosive parts, aggravated assault, possession of body armor and drugs - claims he was just trying to fix his Pinto source: deseret.com   |   share: 34         When your front & backyard fulla garbage gets too weird for Primus' lead singer, it's time to clean up source: losangeles.cbslocal.com   |   share: 31         When your front & backyard fulla garbage gets too weird for Primus' lead singer, it's time to clean up source: losangeles.cbslocal.com   |   share: 31   Tue March 02, 2021       Actor Will Smith doesn't want to be an enemy of the state forever, mulls entering politics source: cnn.com   |   share: 100         Some residents of Eagan, MN lose phone and internet service due to: A. snowstorm, B. windstorm, C. screaming, machete-wielding woman source: minnesota.cbslocal.com   |   share: 42         Make ME wait in Line? Talk American source: msn.com   |   share: 18   Mon March 01, 2021       Horse farm opens hotel for homeless hounds, helping their homeless humans while they seek help themselves source: azfamily.com   |   share: 0   Sun February 28, 2021       Can you keep any airplane parts that fall in your yard? We asked a falling-airplane-yard-parts lawyer source: jalopnik.com   |   share: 43         Can you keep any airplane parts that fall in your yard? We asked a falling-airplane-yard-parts lawyer source: jalopnik.com   |   share: 43   Sat February 27, 2021       Naturalist says he had a mythical hobbit 'sighting' after 'little hairy man' jumped onto his roof and calls out to pal. No word yet if the little guy asked his pal to bring another drink for the nutter (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk   |   share: 26         One queue isn't a big problem. Two queues could draw attention...to your crack den source: bbc.com   |   share: 35         Hot mic catches Director of Economic and Community Development calling residents assholes and that if a table weren't blocking her she may have been "able to take some of them on" source: patch.com   |   share: 44   Fri February 26, 2021       Somehow, Criminal Minds is still setting record streaming numbers source: news.avclub.com   |   share: 46   Thu February 25, 2021 (Some Guy)       Jared Kushner owes $285 million on a Manhattan skyscraper currently worth less than $92 million. And this time he can't have his father-in-law threaten to go to war to get Qatar to bail him out with a 100-year lease source: swfinstitute.org   |   share: 67         Take your giant fan and shove it source: ky3.com   |   share: 39   Wed February 24, 2021       North Dakota House passes joint bills to legalize and tax marijuana. Ha ha. Joint bills. I see what you did there source: billingsgazette.com   |   share: 18         TMZ releases shocking video of Tiger Woods driving just minutes before crash source: tmz.com   |   share: 58         'bringg kids bacc': Vandals target school board members, leave note, don't use spell checker source: fox40.com   |   share: 50         CA: Ten people win 2021's opening award for Most Creative Combined Criminal Enterprise after they're arrested for operating a combination chop shop, marijuana grow, and butane hash oil operation source: mynewsla.com   |   share: 15   Mon February 22, 2021       In some parts of San Diego county, $800,000 gets you an unfinished house, complete with local artwork source: zillow.com   |   share: 17   Sat February 20, 2021       After 33 years of saving thousands of stray and surrendered cats, North Toronto Cat Rescue soon won't have a place to call home. "Please help us. This is so hard to close. I can't even tell you, it breaks my heart." Welcome to a sad Caturday source: globalnews.ca   |   share: 1173   Thu February 18, 2021       In other news Crème Brûlée on sale source: london.ctvnews.ca   |   share: 14   Wed February 17, 2021 (Daily Fly.com)       Why did the chicken cross the road? Ask the Kootenai County (ID) Sheriff's Office...they're still trying to figure it out source: lcvalley.dailyfly.com   |   share: 18         Nashville's famous Exit/Inn is exiting for the last time source: rollingstone.com   |   share: 6         Nashville's famous Exit/Inn is exiting for the last time source: rollingstone.com   |   share: 6         Hamptons casino construction to begin this summer by Shinnecock Nation, White Waspy Elitist Nation of Hamptonites probably livid that the original settlers are being allowed to do something with their land besides building big mansions source: abc7ny.com   |   share: 9         Police, who had responded to the scene, said the couple had trouble explaining the $1,300 of stolen merchandise from Home Depot, Bed Bath & Beyond, Giant Eagle, Macy's, DICK's Sporting Goods, Target, and Walmart which was found in their car source: pennlive.com   |   share: 18         British manor home gets filled with wasps, and not the good kind. If there is a good kind source: cnn.com   |   share: 34   Tue February 16, 2021       Black franchise owner sues McDonald's over persistent bias. Says his restaurants have arches not arcs, and the buns have seeds source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: 32         Hoping to have them clear the snow from his road Ukrainian tells police he killed his mother's partner and that they should bring a snowplough if they want to arrest him. Cops arrive in an ATV. Suspect now faces a €3.50 (around $1,500,000) fine source: euronews.com   |   share: 24   (Some Guy)       Cosplaying Fast and Loose - Japan to Revisit Copyright Laws for Cosplaying and what we can learn from the USA previous attempt at doing so source: legallyinsightful.com   |   share: 5   Mon February 15, 2021       Deep-fried human hands and feet found. Also, a pair of legs which had not been deep-fried source: metro.co.uk   |   share: 58         After the daughter of the designer of the Lombardi Trophy expressed dismay at how the Bucs were mistreating the trophy, Bucs GM Jason Licht's response? The "Lighten Up, Francis" GIF source: profootballtalk.nbcsports.com   |   share: 22   Sun February 14, 2021       No one knows who owns the Jack Ryan character source: hollywoodreporter.com   |   share: 44         7.1 Earthquake at Fukushima triggers radioactive leak (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk   |   share: 36   Sat February 13, 2021 (Some Real Estate Guy)       Nelly's fixer upper St Louis mansion can be yours for $599K source: realtor.com   |   share: 44         You know those pythons down in the Everglades? Turns out they migrate source: clickorlando.com   |   share: 32         For one lost cat, surviving a wildfire was the miracle, staying alive alone in the burned landscape for months was the struggle, and now reunion with its family is his last challenge. Welcome to Caturday source: registerguard.com   |   share: 1276   Fri February 12, 2021       Property insurance increase? In my hurricane prone coastal state? source: reuters.com   |   share: 13         Real estate agent lists igloo for £250,000 that has a 'great location' on a large plot on 'North Pole Road.' Some rubes actually fall for it source: metro.co.uk   |   share: 17         Real estate agent lists igloo for £250,000 that has a 'great location' on a large plot on 'North Pole Road.' Some rubes actually fall for it source: metro.co.uk   |   share: 17   Thu February 11, 2021       War on the Media continues. No, not that one source: sfgate.com   |   share: 17   Wed February 10, 2021       NY General Assembly advances bill to rename "Donald J. Trump State Park"; but honestly " a dilapidated and unused collection of more than 400 acres located about eight miles east of {the middle of nowhere}" seems like a VERY fitting memorial to him source: politico.com   |   share: 38         Bruce Springsteen arrested for DWI in November. Thank god he wasn't HUH-WUNN TOO THEE FAWWW times over the legal limit source: independent.co.uk   |   share: 76   Tue February 09, 2021       Wild Häagen-Dazs heist ends with thief clinging to side of Manhattan building source: nbcnewyork.com   |   share: 16         WSJ: Vornado Realty, owner of Trump's 2 most profitable property stakes, concludes he's a liability after being unable to sell them. Fark: if bought out, Trump could put a serious dent in his $400M debt at the cost of future revenue and his pride source: twitter.com   |   share: 52         Police warn homeowner that an armed fugitive is in the area. Homeowner gets his own gun for protection. Police then surround the homeowner's property, kill him when he matches the description for the criminal and doesn't drop his weapon in time source: idahostatejournal.com   |   share: 116         Want a vacant lot? $600 source: thechronicleherald.ca   |   share: 22   Mon February 08, 2021       If we can't sieze property of pot smokers we gotta make up the financial difference somehow source: krtv.com   |   share: 63   Sat February 06, 2021       Millionaire French toasted, forced to tear down his illegal $70M custom-built chateau in Provence, France because he didn't have the right permits source: nypost.com   |   share: 60   Fri February 05, 2021       Jackass in Vancouver who was arrested for turning his Penthouse into a makeshift nightclub put up Jackass Gofundme asking for $100,000 because it's his right to run an illegal nightclub during a pandemic. Jackass source: bc.ctvnews.ca   |   share: 42         Google is branching out into fire-fighting drones source: fastcompany.com   |   share: 6         Bounty hunters to cops: Help us perform a warrantless search of this house. Cops: We have no idea what agency these guys are from, but they have cool official-looking jackets, so let's go source: buffalonews.com   |   share: 82         "SecurCare" not so secure source: kfor.com   |   share: 0   Thu February 04, 2021       Nevada woman to Florida woman: Challenge Accepted source: fox5vegas.com   |   share: 38         Steam Game Festival time, go play demos of new games, discover hidden gems, give your opinions and respond with class to baseless attacks on your gaming taste source: store.steampowered.com   |   share: 26         Police conduct welfare check on Marilyn mansion source: tmz.com   |   share: 74   Wed February 03, 2021       NYC landmarks Underground Railroad stop in downtown Brooklyn. Transfer available to the B, Q and R source: gothamist.com   |   share: 4         In news that is bound to shock absolutely no one, Trump's lawyer points out that a Trump promise is absolutely meaningless source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: 44         California panty purloiner latest to disprove state's compassionate pandemic parole. Unknown what he was covering his face with source: dailybulletin.com   |   share: 33   Tue February 02, 2021       Get in on the ground floor, the stonks figurine market is about to explode source: theverge.com   |   share: 5         Hollyboob source: abc7news.com   |   share: 47   Mon February 01, 2021 (Realtor.com)       Someone in Palm Springs, CA, *really* likes purple. Or blue. You decide source: realtor.com   |   share: 54   (Realtor.com)       Someone in Palm Springs, CA, *really* likes purple. Or blue. You decide source: realtor.com   |   share: 54         Bad day: Eight men break into your house. Worse day: the cops arrest you also for your illegal marijuana grow operation source: pe.com   |   share: 45         10 arrested for fraudulently applying for COVID-19 assistance under CARES Act. As they're not millionaires, business CEOs, expect book to be throw at them source: wesh.com   |   share: 10   Sat January 30, 2021       HOAs are the fourth level of hell source: nbc-2.com   |   share: 109         With Congressional Bratz dominating the news it's nice to read about Sen. Warren calling bullshiat on billionaires dropping their citizenship over a tax increase of pennies on the dollar source: thehill.com   |   share: 95   Fri January 29, 2021       Man claims city ordinances and laws don't apply to him or his goats or his garbage filled property. District court moves swiftly to... agree with him? source: startribune.com   |   share: 67   (Some Guy)       Escaped wallaby caught in the Belgian city of Ghent. How it got to Belgium all the way from Austria is a mystery source: brusselstimes.com   |   share: 40         All you treason weasels who participated in the Capitol Coup better learn this name: Chief U.S. District Judge Beryl A. Howell. She's the one who's gonna be hearing your cases, and if early indications play out, she's about had it with you asshats source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: 135   Thu January 28, 2021 (Some Guy)       Looks like Blofeld escaped from that chimney and spent his last days quilting in Nova Scotia source: point2homes.com   |   share: 31   (Some Guy)       Looks like Blofeld escaped from that chimney and spent his last days quilting in Nova Scotia source: point2homes.com   |   share: 31         Even his wife doesn't like the vibrating house source: kfor.com   |   share: 15   Wed January 27, 2021       At 11:32 AM Wednesday morning, Trump will be violating the terms of his 1993 agreement with Palm Beach to convert Mar-a-Lago into a social club. Having already been evicted from one residence so far this year, will he try and make it 2? source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: 149   Tue January 26, 2021       Somebody stole your Benz? That's Ludacris source: 11alive.com   |   share: 24   Mon January 25, 2021       White elephant to morph into porn palace source: oregonlive.com   |   share: 34         63 partygoers face fines of $1,000 each for attending a pandemic party with a high level of carbon monoxide. Seems to me the city had a self-correcting problem there source: gothamist.com   |   share: 16   Sun January 24, 2021       Mom orders dollhouse for daughter, neglects to check the measurements source: mirror.co.uk   |   share: 12   Sat January 23, 2021 (Some Guy, eh)       Chatham, Ontario: Since September, local police have seized CAD $25.5 million worth of black market marijuana in four raids. For those of you in the US, that's $1,596.00 at current exchange rates source: chathamvoice.com   |   share: 74   Thu January 21, 2021       Sure your morning coffee will help with your daily Constitutional, but it shouldn't be interrupted by a stranger doing a number two in your neighbor's yard source: news.com.au   |   share: 35         Some pension funds are looking for real estate bargains during the pandemic. They're Canadian - you probably wouldn't know them source: reuters.com   |   share: 1   Wed January 20, 2021       I'm sure it's a complete coincidence that this one popped up as today's Far Side selection source: thefarside.com   |   share: 13         Kelly Loeffler to lose a second Dream this month source: espn.com   |   share: 10         That is a ROUGH 47 source: kval.com   |   share: 70   Tue January 19, 2021       The king of Thailand is ugly, stupid, and smells like an orangutan's taint source: bbc.co.uk   |   share: 48         Pandemic? There's a Pandemic? Sorry, officer, I've been drunk for the last year so we missed this news. Surprisingly this excuse did not work source: vice.com   |   share: 15         Model with 'biggest butt on OnlyFans' stops wearing underwear at gym, so you'd better watch out if you're working out behind her. Her farts are legendary (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk   |   share: 131   Mon January 18, 2021       Check out these awesome California surfers source: boingboing.net   |   share: 2         UK man fined after taking 100-mile McDonald's trip to town during lockdown. Difficulty: The town doesn't have a McDonald's source: news.sky.com   |   share: 31   Sun January 17, 2021       This kid musters sheep in a wheelchair source: abc.net.au   |   share: 36   Sat January 16, 2021       Can you smell what The Rock is selling? source: foxbusiness.com   |   share: 27   Fri January 15, 2021       Official list of everybody charged with crimes at the Capitol January 6, with details of offense and current status. "Was this page helpful?" Yes, it was source: justice.gov   |   share: 70         Sorry, Bill Gates has bought the farm. And half of Phoenix source: forbes.com   |   share: 20   Thu January 14, 2021       Not news: Man throws away hard drive in 2013. News: It had Bitcoin on it worth $250 million. Fark: He wants to excavate the landfill. Ultrafark: And donate all the funds to local Covid relief source: bbc.com   |   share: 84   Wed January 13, 2021 (Pirates & Princesses)       Star Wars rumors: the Lucasfilm Story Group, which maintains canon and is developing The High Republic property, was kept out of the loop from Jon Favreau's production & is all jelly that Mando is the only Star Wars fans give a shiat about source: piratesandprincesses.net   |   share: 67         They say 'no enemies' - we say 'at least one' (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk   |   share: 21         "I do what I want" house party edition ended due to A) realization that gatherings cause Covid spread; B) party host contracting Covid; C) DWP cutting all utilities to the address? source: latimes.com   |   share: 40   (Velly)       On the basis that nothing succeeds like excess, this guy put 8 turbochargers on a Mustang source: streetmusclemag.com   |   share: 12   Tue January 12, 2021       Extremist groups accidentally call for armed rally at Anchorage shopping mall instead of Juneau Capitol. Eh, it's Alaska in January. It'll be dark anyway source: adn.com   |   share: 46         Not a mystery monolith found in Fort Worth source: nbcdfw.com   |   share: 32   Mon January 11, 2021       Finally your dreams of doing anything in church can be done here. Only $800K. Cemetery and ghosts included source: toronto.ctvnews.ca   |   share: 34         Finally your dreams of doing anything in church can be done here. Only $800K. Cemetery and ghosts included source: toronto.ctvnews.ca   |   share: 34         "I'm a woman in my 30s; due to circumstances, I moved into a property my family owns. An old family friend and neighbor who gave unsolicited gifts to me and other girls is still around, acting like a predator. My family thinks I'm too worried. Am I?" source: slate.com   |   share: 24   Sun January 10, 2021       Even Judge Jeanine is tired of the Antifa blame game: "Stop looking for other people to blame. You did it, of your own will, and you will be held accountable" source: thewrap.com   |   share: 110   Thu January 07, 2021       Zack Snyder reveals which Marvel property would make him join the MCU. Fails to reveal why in the fark the MCU would want him in the first place source: comicbook.com   |   share: 92

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