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Tue October 27, 2020
(Futurism)
 
 
 
Political Science professor (who has a book coming out) has perhaps been reading too much military Science Fiction. Or not. Politics, News, and STEM tags fight for star system dominance
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
"How bad is the Covid-19 shutdown for airlines, Professor MBA Degree?" Let's ask the CEO of the *ONLY* consistently profitable quarter-to-quarter airline, that never needed bailouts either: "The ship is taking on water, and we are in a real pickle"
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Tue October 20, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Professor Romero determines most violence at BLM protests has been directed at the protestors
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Sat October 17, 2020
(CultureMap)
 
 
 
That's Professor O'Rourke to you
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Wed October 07, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
New Zealand: 0. The United States: 7,530,000
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Student asks professor how college worked before email and learns about walking and corkboards and push pins. Oh, and how people used to use phones to speak with one another. It was once a strange world
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Tue October 06, 2020
(NYPost)
 
Boobies
 
"This guy had the audacity to say that it is 'very weird' to be doing those kinds of things during class''
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(NYPost)
 
Boobies
 
"This guy had the audacity to say that it is 'very weird' to be doing those kinds of things during class''
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Black Holes Matter
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Mon October 05, 2020
(Some science guy)
 
 
 
This is why we never found batteries in crashed alien crafts
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump's infectious joyride is a sign of possible mental impairment
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
"I couldn't be President of my cat when I was on Dexamethasone... It is a bad drug." says cat owner and Stanford law professor who was treated with it for brain surgery. This is your POTUS on drugs, folks
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Fri October 02, 2020
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Not sure if cirrus
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Confused about what might happen to the election if the Fanta Menace dies? Here are some of the scenarios
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Mon September 28, 2020
(Some Boyo)
 
 
 
Beautiful colour photographs of 1913 Ireland to look at while you sip your morning whiskey (no judgment here)
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
How to tell if someone is flirting with you. Well, not really you, but other, more attractive people
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Fri September 25, 2020
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Law professor to KY AG, you know a claim of self defense doesn't mean you can just kill anyone in the general vicinity, right?
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Thu September 24, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Did anyone in college have to purchase books written by the professor who was teaching the class? Who then tested you on the opinions in the book and not on facts? That's how this feels
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Tue September 22, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump sycophant and US Ambassador to the Netherlands extends the grift across the pond by hosting a fundraiser for a Dutch right-wing political party on embassy soil, which is a direct violation of international law
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
New research says avocados can be cryogenically frozen and taken to Mars, where they will last for about 57 minutes before becoming black and overripe
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Mon September 21, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Botswana says toxins in the water - and not peanut allergies - killed hundreds of elephants
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Your nose's response to odors more than just a simple sum of its parts. It too must pick and choose
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Sat September 19, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Donald Trump, during 2015 deposition in which he can't seem to remember much, is asked about his claim to have the world's best memory: "I don't remember that"
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Thu September 17, 2020
(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Makin' bacon just got sweeter
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Wed September 16, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Study suggests Farkers may be at higher risk of developing heart conditions
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Sat September 12, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
New website aims to help you cut back on doomscrolling. Disaster tweeting, anger facebooking, hate farking still allowed
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Wed September 09, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
UFOs explained: It's just Quinn, Wade, Rembrandt, and Professor Arturo wandering around lost
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Tue September 08, 2020
(Japan Times)
 
 
 
Sharp claims its plasmacluster air purifier technology zaps 90 percent of airborne coronavirus particles, pew pew pew
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Thu September 03, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
George Washington University history professor admits to pulling a Rachel Dolezal
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
ASU: we want all students to wear masks and practice social distancing. ASU professor: class, you are too spread out, I demand you all crunch into the first two rows of my classroom and all sit side by side
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Mon August 31, 2020
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
CVS is trying to kill you
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(The US Sun)
 
 
 
When you go for Kim Jong-un's power you best not miss, even if you are his sister
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Maybe Kim Jong-un IS his sister and that's why one of them is always missing? (possible nsfw content on page)
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Fri August 28, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
An excellent summary of using current events to explain the history of racism and capitalism in the US from a sociology professor
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Tue August 25, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Turns out the Earth is younger than we thought. No, not 6000 years old. 1-1.3B years old
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Tue August 18, 2020
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Got IBD? This may be why
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Mon August 17, 2020
(The Virginian-Pilot)
 
 
 
The "Lost Colony of Roanoke," who disappeared without a trace (except for "CROATOAN" being cryptically carved into a tree) has been found. Researchers confirmed they were assimilated into a local Native tribe-*checks notes*- the Croatoans. Seriously?
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(Some Slide Guy)
 
 
 
Which one of you farkers stole Obama's time machine, went back to 1994 and wrote an episode of "Sliders"?
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Fri August 14, 2020
(UPI)
 
 
 
Renowned Swiss-American glacier expert and climate scientist Konrad Steffen has died after falling through the ice while performing field work in Greenland
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Thu August 13, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
Things you don't want to see in a research paper: "This unfortunate state of affairs could reduce the life expectancy of our entire species"
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Wed August 12, 2020
(TaxProf)
 
 
 
Should colleges force students to turn their cameras on in online classes?
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(TaxProf)
 
 
 
Should colleges force students to turn their cameras on in online classes?
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Sun August 09, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
He's right you know: Minneapolis Federal Reserve President Neel Kashkari advocates a six-week economic lockdown to defeat the coronavirus
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Today marks the 100th straight day without any new COVID-19 cases in New Zealand
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(CNN)
 
 
 
New study from Duke determines which facemasks don't suck
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Thu August 06, 2020
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Dingoes in areas of Australia that use poison baiting for animal control grow 6-9% larger than in areas that don't. We're gonna have to start saying "The dingo ate my toddler" in the near future
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Wed August 05, 2020
(TaxProf)
 
 
 
Common mistakes professors make in online teaching. Does not include falling for students renaming themselves Zoom asking for full computer access
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
The science behind Beirut's massive explosion that leveled a good portion of the city (warning: graphic images)
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Tue August 04, 2020
(Heavy)
 
 
 
LGBTQ Native American Anthropology professor at Arizona State University who died of COVID-19 after being forced to teach in person turns out to not have been a person at all
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Mon August 03, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump video trolls are so clever, they basically made the same fake Pelosi is drunk video one more time. This is why conservative comedy and drama doesn't exist
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Tue July 28, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
We can defeat COVID-19 and get back to some semblance of normal by October if we shut down EVERYTHING for two months and pay people to stay home. Difficulty: America
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Mon July 27, 2020
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Researchers develop an edible, biocompatible, and biodegradable optical fiber from marine algae. Brain surgery and sushi will never be the same
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Fri July 24, 2020
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
4-D printed thermite could make welding in space and combat zones easier and safer. Backyard engineer/beer drinkers are also excited as local EMS gets antsy(er)
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Thu July 23, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Success or failure doesn't matter to Buffalo Bills fans. Especially the latter
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(StudyFinds)
 
 
 
You know that idea about how humans are innately superior to other mammals in terms of brainpower? Yeah, about that
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
College student blames her poor test grade on an errant meatball. Fark: The professor believes her
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
College student blames her poor test grade on an errant meatball. Fark: The professor believes her
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Mon July 20, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
McConnell, in a fit of devious cunning not seen since Professor Fox got the professorship of Cunning at Duke University, proposes the payroll tax cut gets extended so the debt doesn't come due until deep into Bidens term, thereby scuttling any reform
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Fri July 17, 2020
(Daily Star)
 
Weeners
 
"This is your weener. This is your weener on pr0n" (possible nsfw content on page)
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Thu July 16, 2020
(UPI)
 
 
 
You know, they just don't make good porn anymore
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Wed July 15, 2020
(The Intercept)
 
 
 
A throwback to 2018, when Bari Weiss denied trying to "cancel" Arab and Muslim scholars for criticizing Israel
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Mon July 13, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
"Professor of Law" insists SCOTUS opinion in Bostock v. Clayton County actually legalized sex discrimination instead of banning it
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Fri July 10, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Professor doubles down on prediction that Trump has a 91% chance of being re-elected. So does that mean he has a 182% chance of being re-elected?
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Wed July 08, 2020
(Axios)
 
 
 
Have you said something supporting the Hong Kong protests? Congrats, you've now got a lifetime ban from Hong Kong
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Mon July 06, 2020
(Trek Movie)
 
 
 
US Naval Academy professor details why Star Trek: Picard explains our best plan going forward. Make it so
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Sat July 04, 2020
(UPI)
 
 
 
Scientists have developed a better way to measure dog years ..with handy Tom Hanks comparison chart
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Fri July 03, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Oklahoma State reins in salaries by only paying the football coach ten times what the university president makes or fifty times what the average professor does
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Most universities are bringing the students back in the fall. The problem is the professors know better
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