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headlines found matching 'Profanity'
Thu July 02, 2020
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Tom Hanks goes big, makes a splash, and casts away all the hooches saying "That thing you do; you're ladykillers; shame on you" He truly is in a league of his own
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Wed July 01, 2020
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
CEO of conservative Twitter competitor Parler says he will ban users who write potty words. However the N-word and several racist words for Asians? Totally okay
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Tue June 30, 2020
(The Root)
 
 
 
The Racist White People of America Summer Tour makes a stop in Michigan with Noise Complaint Nancy
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Wed June 24, 2020
(Philadelphia Magazine)
 
 
 
"Here's to the quitters, who fought for the right to blow racist dog whistles and do the "Lock Her Up" cheer in an indoor MAGA rally without some g*ddamn socialist gimp mask muting the sweet, sweet venom of the moment"
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Sat June 20, 2020
(Pittsburgh Tribune-Review)
 
 
 
Driving while intoxicated and crashing through a store's windows is one way for the Voice of the Steelers to occupy himself during the offseason
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Wed June 17, 2020
(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
In a shock to everyone, drunk people don't like being told what to do
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Tue June 16, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Here's a rundown of every state and U.S. territory's COVID-19 response, asking the same question for each one: "Have they farked up so far?" Bonus: "Florida's literally the poster child of how to fark up this pandemic"
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Fri June 12, 2020
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Racist ranting entitled white lady from Torrance prequel video comes out
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Tue June 09, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
But I came here for an argument! OH! Oh! I'm sorry! This is abuse! (NSFW language)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
But I came here for an argument! OH! Oh! I'm sorry! This is abuse! (NSFW language)
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Sun June 07, 2020
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Repeating the F word can increase your pain threshold, the number of credits that need to be paid for violating the verbal morality statute
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Fri June 05, 2020
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
How to take part in the protests while only risking your wrist (possible nsfw content on page)
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Thu June 04, 2020
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Rudy Giuliani later admitted he farked up by cursing on live TV, but clarified that he was being sarcastic and that Piers Morgan is, in fairness, still a complete knob
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Wed June 03, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
"I don't give a shiat [what the law is]," says officer sworn to uphold the law
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Police shove and force AP to stop covering protests, which is totally something you do when you're adhering to the law and not doing anything illegal to the protests
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Tue June 02, 2020
(Wonkette)
 
 
 
Why Did The Chickensh*t Cross The Road? A helpful recap (with all the swears)
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Lenny Dykstra says the Mets conspired to be 108 snitches against him
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Thu May 28, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Uncle Bunky you were the one, Uncle Bunky you were so much fun. Why yes a beer has been created in your honor. Prosit🍺
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Wed May 27, 2020
(Jim Backus)
 
 
 
Oh, sure, now they tell us
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Fri May 22, 2020
(MEL Magazine)
 
 
 
"This is the enduring spirit of a superpower that can't get its sh*t together and convert to the metric system, build high-speed rail or guarantee universal health care"
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Thu May 21, 2020
(Legacy.com)
 
 
 
"In lieu of flowers, please pay someone's open bar tab"
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Wed May 20, 2020
(NBC 2 Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Florida man who dove into Bass Pro fish tank posts "profanity-laced confession to Facebook"
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Sun May 17, 2020
(Dark Horizons)
 
 
 
Well shiat, how the hell did motherfarking Samuel L Jackson not top this goddamn list?
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Fri May 15, 2020
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Fired BARDA director Rick Bright's 4-hour testimony before Congress yesterday can be summarized by a 4-word email he got from a Texas N-95 mask manufacturer in January: "we're in deep shiat"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Motherfarker
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Thu May 14, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
I never knew bible study was so "Why don't you have a seat right over there?"
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Mon May 11, 2020
(Metro)
 
 
 
Matt Lucas gives the UK the speech they needed
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Sun May 10, 2020
(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1877, President Rutherford B. Hayes had the first telephone installed in the White House, cementing the USA's rise to global prominence with the newfound ability to be called and asked if their refrigerator was running
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Thu May 07, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Things are back to normal in Georgia, if this video is any indication
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Wed May 06, 2020
(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Video shows councilman's arrest for driving a golf cart while drunk. "You're damn right I will. I've had one too many shots and I'm going four blocks and I've served this community for [expletive] eight years. You're damn right I get a phone call"
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Mon May 04, 2020
(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Cambridge Police apologize for their farking tweet
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Thu April 30, 2020
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
"I believe the people of this country are smart. And I don't think that they will put a man in who's incompetent," says man who apparently learned nothing from his own election
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Thu April 23, 2020
(The Takeout)
 
 
 
White Castle Pate, or Why I Hate Using My Teeth
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Wed April 22, 2020
(Patheos)
 
 
 
After posting bail for attempted murder of a protester, a Louisiana pastor is doubling down by daring the authorities to stop him from holding in-house church services
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Tue April 14, 2020
(Pittsburgh Tribune-Review)
 
 
 
Honus Wagner rookie card and a bat used by Roberto Clemente are up for auction. These items will bring in more money than the Pirates annual payroll
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(The Ringer)
 
 
 
I left the Garden all woozy and went back to my crib and made sweet sweet record-breaking love to my then-girlfriend. And to pay homage to Melo I wore a compression sleeve and head band while doing so
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
COVID-19-stricken Chris Cuomo evaluates life. He's had it with Trump, Democrats, CNN, fat bikers and all the rest of you assholes
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Tue April 07, 2020
(Pittsburgh Tribune-Review)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania: You're doing it wrong
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(Pittsburgh Tribune-Review)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania: You're doing it wrong
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Sun April 05, 2020
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
The Tao of Kurt Cobain? Oh, nevermind
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Sat April 04, 2020
(Fark)
 
 
 
How many Farkers ever got a Guinness bar towel? How many still have one? Post pics if you do. Link goes to legendary thread
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
The earliest surviving record of the F-word has been found in a National Library of Scotland vault. Like most things Scots say you can barely understand what "wan frkkit funling" means
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Fri April 03, 2020
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Cardi B wants fans to know that she is "Okurrrrr"
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Wed April 01, 2020
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Kalamazoo's first online city meeting goes more 8-chan and less pol tab
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Kalamazoo's first online city meeting goes more 8-chan and less pol tab
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(Pittsburgh Tribune-Review)
 
 
 
Today's Mad Libs headline: "Hempfield bicyclist with history of petty crimes charged with throwing traffic cone into creek"
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Mon March 30, 2020
(Stereogum)
 
 
 
Fiona Apple gets it
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Sun March 29, 2020
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Where do curses come from? In English, swear words often have Germanic origins. So what colorful phrases can Farkers dream up? To get you started: "Trump you"; "Go Trump Yourself"; "Get Trumped" Bonus: what will the Fark filter turn them into?
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Mon March 23, 2020
(LAD Bible)
 
 
 
Model and Twitteratti Chrissy Teigen gives birth mother perspective to the Vice President and others complaining about the Covid-19 test swab. (Possible NSFW and not for the faint of heart)
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(Pittsburgh Tribune-Review)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass eaglet hatched near Pittsburgh. Will top all of its food with fries
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Fri March 20, 2020
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Eminem says his baffling performance at the Oscars was almost ruined by technical error and not his own lack of significance
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Thu March 19, 2020
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Today, during the biggest pandemic of our lifetimes, owners of 1955 Chevrolets can finally replace their sad old single-bulb taillights with brand new LEDs
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Wed March 18, 2020
(Pittsburgh Tribune-Review)
 
 
 
Listen, and understand. The Gobblerito is out there. It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are fed
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(Pittsburgh Tribune-Review)
 
 
 
Listen, and understand. The Gobblerito is out there. It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are fed
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Mon March 16, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
White evangelicals more likely to use terms "morally upstanding" and "honest" to describe Trump. Obviously doesn't apply to them
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(MEL Magazine)
 
 
 
Here's a protip for you in these dark days of coronavirus hell: If you're going to order food delivered to you, tip really, really, really, REALLY well
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Mon March 09, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Bob Geldof says America is screwed because of Trump. Man, he really does not like Mondays
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Fri March 06, 2020
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Risque twitch streamer suspended after having an accidental discharge on stream
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Thu March 05, 2020
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
I'm Eric falls for months-old "Moves Like Bloomberg" prank
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