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headlines found matching 'Prize'
Sun February 05, 2023
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Never say Aaron Rodgers can't win on a Sunday in February
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Sat February 04, 2023
(Scientific American)
 
 
 
Congratulations to the 2022 Kavli Prize winners for their pioneering work in helio- and asteroseismology. Subby predicts the name of one of them, Jørgen Christensen-Dalsgaard, will soon be up in lights- if they can find enough bulbs
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Thu February 02, 2023
(Pew Research)
 
 
 
94% of all US Senators and Congresspersons have at least a Bachelor's Degree. George Santos is the only one with 53 Nobel Prizes, however
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Mon January 30, 2023
(Irish Mirror)
 
 
 
Claw machine expert shares his little-known hack for winning the tricky game every time. Sadly says nothing about getting your kid out of one
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Tue January 24, 2023
(MSN)
 
 
 
Attempted tripping? Now honestly what is that? Can you win a Nobel Prize for Attempted Chemistry?
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Mon January 23, 2023
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Paramore and whatever a NOFX is are feuding
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Fri January 20, 2023
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
There are the people who sink halfcourt shots to win prizes at NBA games and then there's this guy
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Wed January 18, 2023
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
If you had "Cute Dick Squad" on your sedition trial bingo card, come down and claim your prize
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(ABC 15)
 
 
 
Ahi tuna reels in prize fisherman in Hawaii
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Tue January 17, 2023
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Phuc this, I'm outta here
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Wed January 11, 2023
(CNN)
 
 
 
Here's the thread where we talk about there being no winner in yesterday's Mega Millions drawing and make snarky comments about a tax on stupid people being applied again this week
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Tue January 10, 2023
(Los Angeles Review of Books)
 
 
 
Literary prizes like the Pulitzer are rigged. This should've won Fark's headline of the year but the modmins buried it
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Mon January 09, 2023
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
The Ozone layer is on track for a complete recovery, and it didn't even require Connor MacLeod winning the Prize
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
If you tweet your promotion is giving out "solid gold cans" don't be surprised when the winners come after your ass
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Sun January 08, 2023
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Maybe he was just trying to keep a tidy lawn
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Sat January 07, 2023
(CNN)
 
 
 
Those who ignore history are doomed to repeat it. Those who failed statistics in school are heading to the local store to splurge on lottery tickets
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(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
♫ ♬ Lovely Spam, Wonderful Spam / Lovely Spam, Wonderful Spam / Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam / Spa-a-a-a-a-a-a-am ♫ ♬
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Thu January 05, 2023
(Metro)
 
 
 
Nobel Prize winning physicist upsets all of Italy over his pasta cooking method. Then students at U Nottingham-Trent go and prove him right
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Wed January 04, 2023
(CNN)
 
 
 
Oh, look, it's only the fourth day of 2023 and we get this Mega Millions headline again
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Mon January 02, 2023
(WHDH Boston)
 
 
 
Thoughtful husband tops up the gas tank so his wife won't have to; is rewarded by instant karma
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(International Ice Hockey)
 
 
 
World Juniors quarterfinals with, oddly, five games today. The first of the relegation games starting off at 9:30AM ET. Then four "go or go home" games towards the prize. Lets do that Junior Hockey
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Thu December 29, 2022
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Not great, not terrible
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Not great, not terrible
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Wed December 28, 2022
(WRAL)
 
 
 
Biscuits taste great, but they taste even better when they come with a side of $700,000.00
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
Biscuits taste great, but they taste even better when they come with a side of $700,000.00
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(AlterNet)
 
 
 
Pulitzer Prize-winning investigative reporter & tax expert finds YUGE tax cheating in TFG's taxes
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Fri December 23, 2022
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Vietnam Vet uses intuition to win lottery jackpot six times...in one sitting
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Vietnam Vet uses intuition to win lottery jackpot six times...in one sitting
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Sun December 18, 2022
(WLKY Louisville)
 
 
 
Dental Office Holiday Partygoer loses her White Elephant TJ Maxx $25 gift card, so she 'steals' Kentucky Lottery Scratchers...wins $50 & $175,000 top prize. Meanwhile FARK Admins fight over Hot Cocoa Sampler Box
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Thu December 15, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
If you had "Elon Musk bought Twitter just to smack down that one anonymous user who really pissed him off," come claim your prize
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Wed December 14, 2022
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump sues the Pulitzer board, earning himself the Pulitzer Prize for Idiocy
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Tue December 13, 2022
(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
The Mark Twain Prize will be awarded to the guy that got punched out by Bob Barker
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Sun December 11, 2022
(NPR)
 
Hero
 
Russian activist accepts Nobel Peace Prize after being told not to, denounces Putin and war in Ukraine. Careful, you might trip over those giant clanking balls and fall out a window onto some bullets
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Fri December 09, 2022
(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Lottery winner overestimates the size of his jackpot
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The California Department of Transportation is looking for a name for their new Mascot (a humanoid orange cone) and is asking kids 5-18 for names with prizes available. Coney McConehead may not get it done but better suggestions to the right
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Wed December 07, 2022
(Fark)
 
HOTM
 
Headline of the Month November 2022 voting for Entertainment
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Tue November 29, 2022
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
The Lakers finally find someone who can shoot the 3
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Fri November 25, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Friday Night MMA: PFL Tournament Finals. There will be six title fights, with Kayla Harrison vs Larissa Pacheco as the headliner. Prelims start at 5:30 PM ET on ESPN+. PPV main card at 8 PM ET
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Tue November 22, 2022
(SILive)
 
 
 
As God as my witness, I thought chocolate turkeys could fly
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Fri November 18, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
"Many details on the original image remain redacted - a clear sign that Trump was sharing some of the U.S. government's most prized intelligence on social media"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Aaron Judge wins AL MVP, Paul Goldschmidt takes NL prize
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Wed November 16, 2022
(UNESCO)
 
 
 
UNESCO declared November 16 to be International Day for Tolerance in 1995, and it has been every bit as successful as its campaign to eliminate hunger
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Mon November 14, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Elon Musk turns Twitter into a real-life Squid Game, with imaginary stock options as the prize
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Tue November 08, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
If you had "twelve" as the answer to "How many of India's 200 Twitter employees will remain after Elon Musk's lay-offs?" step forward and claim your prize
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Here are the numbers for the delayed $2.04 billion lottery draw that you didn't win
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(Fox 5 San Diego)
 
 
 
Old and busted: not knowing the results on election night; new hotness: not knowing the results on Powerball night
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Mon November 07, 2022
(Big Think)
 
 
 
Everything you need to know about the math of Powerball
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Subby was about to buy a Powerball ticket, but that was before he learned that the $1.9 billion prize is ackshually only worth $929.1 million. Hardly worth the effort
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Sun November 06, 2022
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
It's now the end of the show. I see that the joint winners are Ryan and Colin with 843,194 points apiece. Your prize is that you must read the credits in the style of my choosing. I chose Clive Anderson, drunk. Good Night, Good Night
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
While it's possible your ex might have won the PowerBall jackpot, it's damn certain that you didn't. Back to work on Monday, you plebe
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Sat November 05, 2022
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Now that the NYC subway system's problems with violence, filth and corruption have been solved, who's up for bingo?
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Thu November 03, 2022
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Your ex didn't win Powerball last night
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Sun October 30, 2022
(Powerball)
 
 
 
In my best Doctor Evil costume, holding an extended pinky finger to the corner of my mouth, "Halloween night's PowerBall jackpot is officially one billion dollars"
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(Powerball)
 
 
 
In my best Doctor Evil costume, holding an extended pinky finger to the corner of my mouth, "Halloween night's PowerBall jackpot is officially one billion dollars"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bill Maher drooling over Elon Musk is exhibit A for Fark needing a "Gross" tag
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Sat October 29, 2022
(NYPost)
 
 
 
The odds of this happening are one in 331 billion. And yet it did
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Thu October 27, 2022
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Teenager receives $10,000 prize for A: Winning the lottery? B: Guessing the amount of jelly beans in a jar at the fair? or C: Capturing 28 Burmese Pythons in the Everglades?
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Wed October 26, 2022
(Apple)
 
 
 
It's always nice to see how the English language evolves from things like "coerce the buyer to purchase" to "behavioral economics" like it did in this podcast interview with the CEO of Acorn to help make its users feel emotionally invested
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Orwell's classic works have always been published on Substack. Some more published than others
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Thu October 20, 2022
(PetaPixel)
 
 
 
Subby's sure journalists have never heard of the Pulitzer Prize so there'll probably be no additional coverage of this
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Sun October 16, 2022
(UPI)
 
 
 
I will not bake Green Eggs and Ham / I will not bake them, Sam-I-Am
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Thu October 13, 2022
(Washington University St. Louis)
 
 
 
Ben Bernanke might be bald, but another recipient of this year's Nobel prize in economics more than makes up for it. Congratulations Philip Dybvig... aka Financial Wolverine, or the Mutton-chop money analyst
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(Golf Digest)
 
 
 
Country club: "If you get a hole-in-one on the tenth hole of our tournament, we'll give you a brand new truck." Player: "Done." Club: "Uh, oh, well, um..." Player: "Talk to my lawyer"
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Mon October 10, 2022
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Oh lookie, the Nobel Prize in Economics. And Bernanke gets a piece. This should inspire some well informed and thoughtful discussions
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