Skip to content
Do you have adblock enabled?
 
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.
headlines found matching 'Privacy policy'
Thu October 15, 2020
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Contractor in Allegheny County, PA (home of Pittsburgh), mailed incorrect ballots to almost 29,000 people. Franklin County, OH (home of Columbus), sent the wrong ballots to almost 50,000 voters last week. See a pattern?
source: fivethirtyeight.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Contractor in Allegheny County, PA (home of Pittsburgh), mailed incorrect ballots to almost 29,000 people. Franklin County, OH (home of Columbus), sent the wrong ballots to almost 50,000 voters last week. See a pattern?
source: fivethirtyeight.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Wed October 14, 2020
(MassLive)
 
 
 
If you need to drop off some papers for the Governor of MA, be sure to use the unlocked back door, so the security detail out front doesn't notice
source: masslive.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(MassLive)
 
 
 
If you need to drop off some papers for the Governor of MA, be sure to use the unlocked back door, so the security detail out front doesn't notice
source: masslive.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Special Broadcasting Service)
 
 
 
Sorry sunshine, wrong place
source: sbs.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(All Elite Wrestling)
 
 
 
Can Lance Archer claim the AEW World Title? Will Finn Balor have to forfeit ANOTHER championship due to injury? How many Dark Order members did Brodie Lee kill after last week? The Wednesday Night Wars continue @ 8pm ET on TNT, USA
source: allelitewrestling.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Justin Beiber's new Crocs sell out in 90 minutes. Look who bought the first pair
source: abc7ny.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Air conditioning unit moved several feet from home. There are no suspects
source: cleveland.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Florida Man relieves himself before breaking into school. Just in case it's one of those schools without bathrooms, you know
source: actionnewsjax.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Mon October 12, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Alabama National Fair is happening despite coronavirus under the assumption that people who eat deep fried butter aren't really worried about staying healthy
source: apnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(AP News)
 
 
 
Alabama National Fair is happening despite coronavirus under the assumption that people who eat deep fried butter aren't really worried about staying healthy
source: apnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(MTGGoldfish)
 
 
 
Two weeks later, MTG finally gets around to banning Omnath in standard. Rogues seen looking around nervously
source: mtggoldfish.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(MTGGoldfish)
 
 
 
Two weeks later, MTG finally gets around to banning Omnath in standard. Rogues seen looking around nervously
source: mtggoldfish.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(MassLive)
 
 
 
Bayonet and gun confiscated from man in Boston. No word on whether his coat was red. This is not a repeat from 1776
source: masslive.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
"The second-worst fast-food commercial in history," and how it killed a fast food chain
source: boingboing.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sun October 11, 2020
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
♫ My Maserati does one-eighty-five. I shot another car and now I can't drive. ♫
source: mlive.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sat October 10, 2020
(Erie News Now)
 
 
 
Drunk driver in Pennsylvania seems to think he's driving Bigfoot
source: erienewsnow.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Fri October 09, 2020
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
An artist's collective sold giant paintings of medical bills to help people pay for their medical bills. I should paint a boat
source: boingboing.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Thu October 08, 2020
(Bloomberg Government)
 
 
 
Don't have proof on you at all times that you've been in the country over two years? Do not pass go, do not collect $200, go directly to deportation
source: about.bgov.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
America's drive-thrus ranked on the left; line of farkers to the right
source: qsrmagazine.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
America's drive-thrus ranked on the left; line of farkers to the right
source: qsrmagazine.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Wed October 07, 2020
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
"I do understand French but I refuse to speak it. ... You can only get some French out of me with a gun pointed at my head, ... then I would speak French. That actually happened to me." Love him or hate him, Werner Herzog never disappoints
source: boingboing.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Guinness record for longest legs on a woman ~53" legs on a 6'10" body
source: boingboing.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Tue October 06, 2020
(Mational Day Calendar)
 
 
 
Today is both National Plus Size Appreciation Day as well as National Noodle Day, so let's all celebrate our large noodles
source: nationaldaycalendar.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Mobile on vibrate)
 
 
 
Gen Z and millennials are a "hard to reach, highly-coveted demographic"
source: cheddar.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Mon October 05, 2020
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Hugo Award-nominated literary giant shares his work online for free, including seminal works such as, "Pounded In The Butt By The Sentient Manifestation Of My Own Ignorant Climate Change Denial"
source: boingboing.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Looks like if Biden wins, he'll be draining the oil out of the Trans Am during the transition, and not filling it back up
source: dailykos.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sun October 04, 2020
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Your EPL Sunday kicks on with Leicester City v West Ham and Southampton v West Bro at 7 AM ET, followed by Arsenal v Sheffield Utd and Wolves v Fulham at 9 AM, Manchester Utd v Tottenham at 11:30 AM, and Aston Villa v Liverpool at 2:15 PM
source: foxsports.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Your EPL Sunday kicks on with Leicester City v West Ham and Southampton v West Bro at 7 AM ET, followed by Arsenal v Sheffield Utd and Wolves v Fulham at 9 AM, Manchester Utd v Tottenham at 11:30 AM, and Aston Villa v Liverpool at 2:15 PM
source: foxsports.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sat October 03, 2020
(IndyCar)
 
 
 
Indycar decided on a Indy road course double header on Friday and Saturday. Newgarden won yesterdays race to close to within 40 points of Dixon as the season winds down. This is your Indycar Harvest Grand Prix Race 2 at 2:30 PM ET on NBC
source: indycar.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Thu October 01, 2020
(Voices for Kentucky)
 
 
 
Tonight, 8pm Eastern, "Which Side are You On" virtual music festival presented by Hood to the Holler hosted by Rep Charles Booker to provide voting information for Kentuckians and beyond. Link goes to the stream page. More details in thread
source: luck.stream   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Voices for Kentucky)
 
 
 
Tonight, 8pm Eastern, "Which Side are You On" virtual music festival presented by Hood to the Holler hosted by Rep Charles Booker to provide voting information for Kentuckians and beyond. Link goes to the stream page. More details in thread
source: luck.stream   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Playboy)
 
 
 
"Like a caged primate in a zoo, Donald Trump stood in the filth of his own excrement Tuesday night and flung it at all of us while urging his violent followers to stand by"
source: playboy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Playboy)
 
 
 
"Like a caged primate in a zoo, Donald Trump stood in the filth of his own excrement Tuesday night and flung it at all of us while urging his violent followers to stand by"
source: playboy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Wed September 30, 2020
(WRCB)
 
 
 
Lakeland Florida is selling 40 swans. No not for eating, maybe
source: wrcbtv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Change.org)
 
 
 
Change.org petition to force the next debate moderator to mute the mic of the candidate not currently speaking. Farkers, do you thing
source: change.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Change.org)
 
 
 
Change.org petition to force the next debate moderator to mute the mic of the candidate not currently speaking. Farkers, do you thing
source: change.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Tue September 29, 2020
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
7 reasons why shipping container homes are bad, they're bad, come on, bad, bad, really really bad
source: boingboing.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Mon September 28, 2020
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
In Twenty Twenty, even Tom Tomorrow can't keep up with Trump Today. But he's still a True Treasure
source: dailykos.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NHL)
 
 
 
The Stars staved off elimination on Saturday in a double bonus hockey thriller. Can they shoot to another win to form that magnificent constellation Game 7? Or will the Lightning send them nova and raise the Cup? Johnny Sex Cup Finals Game 6 @ 8pm ET
source: nhl.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NHL)
 
 
 
The Stars staved off elimination on Saturday in a double bonus hockey thriller. Can they shoot to another win to form that magnificent constellation Game 7? Or will the Lightning send them nova and raise the Cup? Johnny Sex Cup Finals Game 6 @ 8pm ET
source: nhl.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sun September 27, 2020
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
As well as Roe v Wade and the ACA, Trump's SC nominee wants to get rid of the pesky 14th and 15th Amendments that stop people persecuting anyone who isn't a WASP
source: dailykos.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sat September 26, 2020
(NHL)
 
 
 
The Lightning are just one game away from the Stanley Cup. Can they finish the job? Or will the Stars win to fight another day? Game 5 of the Stanley Cup Finals is at 8:00 PM ET on NBC
source: nhl.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NHL)
 
 
 
The Lightning are just one game away from the Stanley Cup. Can they finish the job? Or will the Stars win to fight another day? Game 5 of the Stanley Cup Finals is at 8:00 PM ET on NBC
source: nhl.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Samuel L Jackson to get his own motherfarking Nick Fury series on Disney motherfarking +
source: io9.gizmodo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Fri September 25, 2020
(NHL)
 
 
 
Will the Lightning take Game 4 and go up 3-1 in the Stanley Cup Finals? Or will the Stars win to even the series at 2 apiece? Anybody got any more goon juice? Find out at 8:00 PM ET on NBC
source: nhl.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NHL)
 
 
 
Will the Lightning take Game 4 and go up 3-1 in the Stanley Cup Finals? Or will the Stars win to even the series at 2 apiece? Anybody got any more goon juice? Find out at 8:00 PM ET on NBC
source: nhl.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
More heated than a Pentium IV it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. LGT Rollercoaster Tycoon III free at Epic. What have you been playing this week? Side note: screenshots/stories of how your current game(s) are going?
source: epicgames.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Thu September 24, 2020
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Causing over $5,500 damage by slashing tires after being denied booze at a restaurant is no way to go through life. Right, officer?
source: pennlive.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Causing over $5,500 damage by slashing tires after being denied booze at a restaurant is no way to go through life. Right, officer?
source: pennlive.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Wed September 23, 2020
(NHL)
 
 
 
The Stanley Cup Finals is tied at one game apiece. Will we see a thunderstorm or a supernova? Who will shine for the Stars? How about the Lightning? Puck drops at 8:00 PM ET on NBCSN
source: nhl.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NHL)
 
 
 
The Stanley Cup Finals is tied at one game apiece. Will we see a thunderstorm or a supernova? Who will shine for the Stars? How about the Lightning? Puck drops at 8:00 PM ET on NBCSN
source: nhl.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Mational Day Calendar)
 
 
 
Today is both National Celebrate Bisexuality Day and National Snack Stick day, so get out there and celebrate by snacking on all kinds of sticks and snacks
source: nationaldaycalendar.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Tue September 22, 2020
(WRCB)
 
 
 
Could your marriage pass this test from 1939? Wives get demerits for being slow in going to bed, delaying until husband is asleep
source: wrcbtv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Billboard announces the 2020 music award nominees, will be hosted byyyyy KELLY CLARKSON
source: wsbtv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Mon September 21, 2020
(NHL)
 
 
 
After dominating in Game 1, the Stars look to do it again to go up 2-0 in the Stanley Cup Finals against the Lightning. Will it happen or will the Bolts strike back and even it up? Game 2 starts at 8:00 PM ET on NBC
source: nhl.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NHL)
 
 
 
After dominating in Game 1, the Stars look to do it again to go up 2-0 in the Stanley Cup Finals against the Lightning. Will it happen or will the Bolts strike back and even it up? Game 2 starts at 8:00 PM ET on NBC
source: nhl.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sun September 20, 2020
(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
Two Republican Senators now oppose seating a new justice before the election. Only two more needed to save America
source: buzzfeednews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sat September 19, 2020
(NHL)
 
 
 
The hockey season has filtered down to between 4 and 7 games left. Will The Cup head way south to Dallas or even further by going to Tampa? Either way it's being fought for 2,800 miles to the north. Confused? You won't be after 7:30 PM ET
source: nhl.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Fri September 18, 2020
(Spin Magazine)
 
 
 
The 35 most tragic moments in nu-metal. Its very existence should be #1
source: spin.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Thu September 17, 2020
(PennLive)
 
 
 
There's a Biden town hall on right now. It's important
source: pennlive.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NHL)
 
 
 
The Bolts will get a second crack at finishing off the Islanders in Game 6 of the Western Conference Finals. Can they do it? Or will we have a Game 7? Find out at 8:00 PM ET on NBCSN, and bring some more goon juice as well
source: nhl.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NHL)
 
 
 
The Bolts will get a second crack at finishing off the Islanders in Game 6 of the Western Conference Finals. Can they do it? Or will we have a Game 7? Find out at 8:00 PM ET on NBCSN, and bring some more goon juice as well
source: nhl.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Tue September 15, 2020
(NHL)
 
 
 
The Stars rose one step closer to heaven last night. Will tonight see the Lightning zap the Islanders back to earth? Tune in to find out, same bat time (8 PM ET), same bat channel
source: nhl.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Mon September 14, 2020
(NHL)
 
 
 
The Stars want to shine once more to advance to the Stanley Cup Finals. The Golden Knights just want to keep their hopes alive to play another day. Game 5 of the Western Conference Finals starts at 8:00 PM ET on NBCSN
source: nhl.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NHL)
 
 
 
The Stars want to shine once more to advance to the Stanley Cup Finals. The Golden Knights just want to keep their hopes alive to play another day. Game 5 of the Western Conference Finals starts at 8:00 PM ET on NBCSN
source: nhl.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sun September 13, 2020
(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
Cops looking for Dodge that destroyed church playground last week and caused a thousand dollars worth of damage, which seems about right to replace a taillight on a late model vehicle
source: lehighvalleylive.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
Cops looking for Dodge that destroyed church playground last week and caused a thousand dollars worth of damage, which seems about right to replace a taillight on a late model vehicle
source: lehighvalleylive.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NHL)
 
 
 
The Isles have built momentum and are looking to tie the series up at two games apiece. The Lightning would like to win to be one win away from the Stanley Cup Finals. We shall see as Game 4 of the Eastern Conference Finals is at 3:00 PM ET on NBC
source: nhl.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NHL)
 
 
 
The Isles have built momentum and are looking to tie the series up at two games apiece. The Lightning would like to win to be one win away from the Stanley Cup Finals. We shall see as Game 4 of the Eastern Conference Finals is at 3:00 PM ET on NBC
source: nhl.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sat September 12, 2020
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Intel reveals a new logo further proving the adage 'When the going gets tough, the tough change their branding'
source: boingboing.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Intel reveals a new logo further proving the adage 'When the going gets tough, the tough change their branding'
source: boingboing.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NHL)
 
 
 
It's Game 4 of the Western Conference Finals. Can the Knights be Golden and tie the series up against the Stars? Or will Gang Green will and be one victory away from the Stanley Cup Finals? The puck drops at 8:00 PM ET on NBCSN
source: nhl.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NHL)
 
 
 
It's Game 4 of the Western Conference Finals. Can the Knights be Golden and tie the series up against the Stars? Or will Gang Green will and be one victory away from the Stanley Cup Finals? The puck drops at 8:00 PM ET on NBCSN
source: nhl.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Fri September 11, 2020
(NHL)
 
 
 
The Lightning could take a commanding 3-0 lead in the series. The Islanders have other plans. Do you like orange or white with your blue? Game 3 of the Eastern Conference Finals commences at 8:00 PM ET on the USA Network
source: nhl.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NHL)
 
 
 
The Lightning could take a commanding 3-0 lead in the series. The Islanders have other plans. Do you like orange or white with your blue? Game 3 of the Eastern Conference Finals commences at 8:00 PM ET on the USA Network
source: nhl.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
On this anniversary of the September 11 attacks, where were you when it happened? Any other stories from that tragic day? (LGT original Fark thread)
source: fark.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Duuude. Does this carpet, like, look like it's, like .... melting, maaan?
source: boingboing.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Duuude. Does this carpet, like, look like it's, like .... melting, maaan?
source: boingboing.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Thu September 10, 2020
(NHL)
 
 
 
It's Game 3 of the Western Conference Finals, and we are tied 1-1. Will it be the Golden Knights or the Stars taking this one? What is the over and under for goals and fights? The puck drops at 8:00 PM ET on NBCSN
source: nhl.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NHL)
 
 
 
It's Game 3 of the Western Conference Finals, and we are tied 1-1. Will it be the Golden Knights or the Stars taking this one? What is the over and under for goals and fights? The puck drops at 8:00 PM ET on NBCSN
source: nhl.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(KAKE Wichita)
 
 
 
Fark challenge: Read this article and count how many mistakes these people made
source: kake.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Wed September 09, 2020
(NHL)
 
 
 
After the Islanders have been stormed on, can they come back to even the series against the Lightning? Or will the Bolts blast them away again? Game 2 of the Eastern Conference Finals is at 8:00 PM ET on NBCSN
source: nhl.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NHL)
 
 
 
After the Islanders have been stormed on, can they come back to even the series against the Lightning? Or will the Bolts blast them away again? Game 2 of the Eastern Conference Finals is at 8:00 PM ET on NBCSN
source: nhl.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(MLive.com)
 
Weeners
 
Need a fun backdrop for your marriage proposal? Oscar Mayer has you covered
source: mlive.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(MLive.com)
 
Weeners
 
Need a fun backdrop for your marriage proposal? Oscar Mayer has you covered
source: mlive.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Radio Times)
 
 
 
New Daleks spin-off series to launch online this Fall. "AN-I-MAT-ED" ... "AN-I-MAT-ED"
source: radiotimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CBS 46 Atlanta)
 
 
 
"Forcing boys to wear masks is emasculating"
source: cbs46.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Tue September 08, 2020
(NHL)
 
 
 
After a defensive Game 1, will we see some offensive fireworks in Game 2? Will the Stars go up 2-0 in their series against the Golden Knights? Or will Vegas even things up against Dallas? Western Conference Finals resume at 8:00 PM ET on NBCSN
source: nhl.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NHL)
 
 
 
After a defensive Game 1, will we see some offensive fireworks in Game 2? Will the Stars go up 2-0 in their series against the Golden Knights? Or will Vegas even things up against Dallas? Western Conference Finals resume at 8:00 PM ET on NBCSN
source: nhl.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Facebook engineer resigns and posts letter to the internal message board: "I'm quitting because I can no longer stomach contributing to an organization that is profiting off hate in the US and globally"
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
My favorite stupid movie scene is when a vampire blows up Prudhoe Bay by throwing a cigar into crude oil in the middle of an arctic winter. What's yours?
source: fark.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Mon September 07, 2020
(NHL)
 
 
 
Labor Day Hockey seems strange, but it is Game 1 of the Eastern Conference Finals. Can the Bolts strike down the Isles? Or will Long Island's team have their way? The puck drops at 8:00 PM ET on NBCSN
source: nhl.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NHL)
 
 
 
Labor Day Hockey seems strange, but it is Game 1 of the Eastern Conference Finals. Can the Bolts strike down the Isles? Or will Long Island's team have their way? The puck drops at 8:00 PM ET on NBCSN
source: nhl.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sun September 06, 2020
(NHL)
 
 
 
It's Game 1 of the Western Conference Finals. Will the Stars shine and take Game 1? Or will the Knights be Golden and be the winners? How many of you saw this series coming? The puck drops at 8:00 PM ET on NBC
source: nhl.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NHL)
 
 
 
It's Game 1 of the Western Conference Finals. Will the Stars shine and take Game 1? Or will the Knights be Golden and be the winners? How many of you saw this series coming? The puck drops at 8:00 PM ET on NBC
source: nhl.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sat September 05, 2020
(NHL)
 
 
 
Game 7. Will the Flyers complete the comeback? Or will the Islanders hold them off and advance to play the Lightning? How intense will this game be? The puck drops at 7:30 PM ET on NBC
source: nhl.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NHL)
 
 
 
Game 7. Will the Flyers complete the comeback? Or will the Islanders hold them off and advance to play the Lightning? How intense will this game be? The puck drops at 7:30 PM ET on NBC
source: nhl.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Kentucky Derby)
 
 
 
Will Tiz the Law win the Kentucky Derby and be in line for a Triple Crown? Or will another horse somehow win the big race? Who's your money on? Post time is at 7:02 PM ET on NBC
source: kentuckyderby.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Fri September 04, 2020
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Undignified Deaths #67: Death by golf cart driven by elderly driver
source: al.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Undignified Deaths #67: Death by golf cart driven by elderly driver
source: al.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NHL)
 
 
 
It's 7th game heaven in the Western Conference. Can the Avs and Canucks pull off comebacks or will the Knights and Stars avoid choking? Puck drops at 4pm EST
source: nhl.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
At your wit's end from social distancing? Need something different in entertainment and distraction? How about a new science fiction novel? Presenting: The Voyage of the New Beginning, now through Chapter 36 - "Triumvirate Plus One"
source: fark.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Thu September 03, 2020
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Ya mean the same brain and heart often left impaired post-COVID? And do you also seriously mean the same Joe Biden who quoted Kierkegaard off the top of his head recently? Just asking questions, "Dr." Shilly McShillerson
source: dailykos.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NHL)
 
 
 
CED take two... after the Flyers/Islanders game which is the relatively usual 7pm ET. ATCE
source: nhl.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(KTVN Reno)
 
 
 
In today's edition of "Because 2020": Lake Tahoe park shuts down after Fleas test positive for the Plague
source: ktvn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Giant issues recall for squash noodle medley, dwarf dances a funny jig
source: pennlive.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Giant issues recall for squash noodle medley, dwarf dances a funny jig
source: pennlive.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Wed September 02, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
About those no-eviction thingies. Subby lives in California, can pay his bills for 6 months, but thinks his landlord is an asshole and, if I can not pay rent for x months is in a much better financial situation. I like paying my bills but, yeah
source: nolo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NHL)
 
 
 
One game for Wednesday Night, and it is Game 6 of the Avalanche-Stars series. Will the Stars shine once more to eliminate the Avs? Or will Colorado force a Game 7? Anybody need a refill of goon juice? The puck drops at 8:00 PM ET on NBCSN
source: nhl.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NHL)
 
 
 
One game for Wednesday Night, and it is Game 6 of the Avalanche-Stars series. Will the Stars shine once more to eliminate the Avs? Or will Colorado force a Game 7? Anybody need a refill of goon juice? The puck drops at 8:00 PM ET on NBCSN
source: nhl.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(KITV Honolulu)
 
 
 
Hormel Foods warns of potential SPAM shortage. Hawaiians start panic buying across state
source: kitv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Always the last place you look
source: mlive.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Always the last place you look
source: mlive.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Tue September 01, 2020
(NHL)
 
 
 
Surprisingly there isn't a site for (potentially) that most favorite day in professional hockey, Canada Elimination Day. First we have to see if the Isles can send Gritty & the Flyers home at 7 PM ET. After that Vegas can put the harpoon in the Canucks
source: nhl.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Counton 2)
 
 
 
The Shrimp Navy begins Operation Bubba Gump. Tag is as Tag does
source: counton2.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Protester pro tip: Do not accept inflatable sausages from the police
source: boingboing.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Protester pro tip: Do not accept inflatable sausages from the police
source: boingboing.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(DCist)
 
 
 
Just checking in on all you DC Farkers now that the city's been destroyed by rioters. Are you able to scavenge enough food and weaponry to survive in the ruined hellscape of our shattered capital? Thoughts and prayers aplenty
source: dcist.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Mon August 31, 2020
(NHL)
 
 
 
So we end August with 2 potential elimination games. At 7pm ET the Lightning might send the Bruins back to the 100 Acre Wood. At 9:45 the Stars can send a mountain crashing down on the ... er... Avalanche (that doesn't sound right but here we are) SUP
source: nhl.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Old and busted: the Loch Ness Monster. New hotness: the Portland Sleestak
source: boingboing.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Old and busted: the Loch Ness Monster. New hotness: the Portland Sleestak
source: boingboing.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Man brings arrows to an antler fight, loses
source: oregonlive.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Man brings arrows to an antler fight, loses
source: oregonlive.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sun August 30, 2020
(NHL)
 
 
 
Three games, three 2-1 series. Will the Avs be starstruck or bury Dallas? Will Philly fly high or fail to show grit? Will Vegas be good as gold or crap out? Why aren't these games starting until 6 PM ET? FARK CANCER
source: nhl.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NHL)
 
 
 
Three games, three 2-1 series. Will the Avs be starstruck or bury Dallas? Will Philly fly high or fail to show grit? Will Vegas be good as gold or crap out? Why aren't these games starting until 6 PM ET? FARK CANCER
source: nhl.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(IndyCar)
 
 
 
Sato has the pole with Newgarden alongside. Will the cars make it to the starting line before carnage begins? Will Dixon continue his domination? This is your Indycar Bommarito Automotive Group 500 race 2 discussion thread at 3 PM ET on NBCSN
source: indycar.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sat August 29, 2020
(NHL)
 
 
 
After a moment of boycotting and striking, we resume the Stanley Cup Playoffs. Bolts and Bruins square off at Noon ET on NBC, Flyers-Isles at 7 PM on NBCSN, and Knights-Canucks at 9:45 PM on NBCSN. Let's drop the puck and drink more beer
source: nhl.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NHL)
 
 
 
After a moment of boycotting and striking, we resume the Stanley Cup Playoffs. Bolts and Bruins square off at Noon ET on NBC, Flyers-Isles at 7 PM on NBCSN, and Knights-Canucks at 9:45 PM on NBCSN. Let's drop the puck and drink more beer
source: nhl.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Fri August 28, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
That creepy guy in the bottom of the outdoor toilet isn't the only one interested in your poop
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Jack White fan)
 
 
 
Jack White and Third Man Records selling off a bunch of random items for charity. If you ever wanted to pay premium prices for garage sale level furniture and light fixtures, now's your chance. Oh, and a bunch of guitars too
source: onlinenashvilleauctions.hibid.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Thu August 27, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The whitest sport on earth pauses ATP/WTA tournaments for 24 hours to help cure racism in America. There, problem solved
source: wtatennis.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The whitest sport on earth pauses ATP/WTA tournaments for 24 hours to help cure racism in America. There, problem solved
source: wtatennis.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Wed August 26, 2020
(Some beer and dog guy)
 
 
 
The good, you can now enjoy a cold beer with Fido. The bad...It's Busch
source: busch.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Trump blurrfaced by Susan Collins, like the Prom date we want to forget
source: dailykos.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NHL)
 
 
 
Will the Islanders kick the Flyers while they are down? How about the back-to-back games for the Bolts and Bruins? Will the Stars shine once more against the Avs? The puck drops at 3:00 PM ET on NBCSN
source: nhl.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NHL)
 
 
 
Will the Islanders kick the Flyers while they are down? How about the back-to-back games for the Bolts and Bruins? Will the Stars shine once more against the Avs? The puck drops at 3:00 PM ET on NBCSN
source: nhl.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Tue August 25, 2020
(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Drive in theaters. New hotness: Drive in bingo
source: abc13.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Drive in theaters. New hotness: Drive in bingo
source: abc13.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Wisconsin Public Radio)
 
 
 
New UW President Tommy Thompson insists he is "done apologizing" to Wisconsin Republican lawmakers, vows to fight for the UW System. Bucky Badger growls in approval
source: wpr.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Wisconsin Public Radio)
 
 
 
New UW President Tommy Thompson insists he is "done apologizing" to Wisconsin Republican lawmakers, vows to fight for the UW System. Bucky Badger growls in approval
source: wpr.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NHL)
 
 
 
{generic hockey thread} 7 & 9:45pm ET {/generic hockey thread}
source: nhl.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Mon August 24, 2020
(Petfinder)
 
 
 
If you had to choose a breed of house cat, what breed of house cat would you be? Answers are compulsory
source: petfinder.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NHL)
 
 
 
The Flyers and Islanders start their series at 7 PM ET on NBCSN. The Avs will try to even up the series with the Stars at 9:45 PM on the same channel. How will your Monday Hockey thread go? Let's do this
source: nhl.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NHL)
 
 
 
The Flyers and Islanders start their series at 7 PM ET on NBCSN. The Avs will try to even up the series with the Stars at 9:45 PM on the same channel. How will your Monday Hockey thread go? Let's do this
source: nhl.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
I have a programming issue I could use some help on. Any chance of providing me with a green-light?
source: fark.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
I've got a bunch of rum-soaked almonds, cloves, and lime zest leftover from making falernum, is there any recipe I could re-use these in?
source: fark.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Twitter tells Trump to stop lying. It's bad enough to have that hair
source: boingboing.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sun August 23, 2020
(NHL)
 
 
 
Two whole games today. The Bs "at" the Bolts, Then the 'Nucks "at" the Knights. Puck drops at 8 PM ET, SUP, SIM, and fark cancer. Come for the hockey, stay for Chimpy's chicks. Mike Milbury downvoted this headline
source: nhl.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sat August 22, 2020
(NHL)
 
 
 
8 teams down, 7 to go in the hunt for Lord Stanley's Cup. Round 2 starts st 8 PM ET with Colorado... er... "hosting" Dallas. Stop by & see if there's anything Milbury hasn't done. Come on down bring the kids We got entertainment for the whole family
source: nhl.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Dude walks out of liquor store with free booze due to glitch. Which explains the expression on his face
source: ctvnews.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Fri August 21, 2020
(NHL)
 
 
 
2 games, 2 series at 3-2. It's win or go golfing time for the Habs and the Blues. Will the defending champs find their stride? Will Youppi triumph over his methed up cousin Gritty? Games @ 7pm & 9:45pm ET. Take Pierre's advice: "Don't listen to me"
source: nhl.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NHL)
 
 
 
2 games, 2 series at 3-2. It's win or go golfing time for the Habs and the Blues. Will the defending champs find their stride? Will Youppi triumph over his methed up cousin Gritty? Games @ 7pm & 9:45pm ET. Take Pierre's advice: "Don't listen to me"
source: nhl.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Thu August 20, 2020
(NHL)
 
 
 
Light day for Johnny Sex Cup, but elimination is on the line in both games. Will the Flames' desire for the Cup or their disgust at being in Edmonton prevail? Will Kuznetsov race to flank speed or break down in a huge cloud of smoke? Pucks @ 8pm ET
source: nhl.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NHL)
 
 
 
Light day for Johnny Sex Cup, but elimination is on the line in both games. Will the Flames' desire for the Cup or their disgust at being in Edmonton prevail? Will Kuznetsov race to flank speed or break down in a huge cloud of smoke? Pucks @ 8pm ET
source: nhl.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Wed August 19, 2020
(Know Your Meme)
 
 
 
This is where we share our oldest meme. Classics only. LGT nowhere in particular
source: knowyourmeme.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The kids are not alright, says The WHO
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NHL)
 
 
 
Five game fives today, the first four of them being elimination games. Things start at NoonET so time your 'sick day' accordingly. Come for the blood, stay for the "Nooo, we don't want to go back to our families & the honey do list...". ATCE y'all
source: nhl.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Tue August 18, 2020
(NHL)
 
 
 
Can the Habs draw even with the Grittys? Will the Flames or Stars draw ahead of the other? Will the 'Hawks or Caps draw a decent tee time? Will there be enough bonus hockey to make Milbury's head explode? Game on @ 3:00pm ET. Get well soon, Claude
source: nhl.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NHL)
 
 
 
Can the Habs draw even with the Grittys? Will the Flames or Stars draw ahead of the other? Will the 'Hawks or Caps draw a decent tee time? Will there be enough bonus hockey to make Milbury's head explode? Game on @ 3:00pm ET. Get well soon, Claude
source: nhl.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Mon August 17, 2020
(Change.org)
 
 
 
Want to see Ian McCollum of Forgotten Weapons have a cameo role in the next John Wick film? Well, here's your chance to sign the petition on Change.org
source: change.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sun August 16, 2020
(NHL)
 
 
 
Johnny Sex Cup goes a wandering as NBC sticks Caps/Isles on USA & Stars/Flames on CNBC. 3 teams look for victory #1 in their series while Vegas tries to cashier Chicago. Will blood flow? The goonjuice will. 1st puck @ Noon ET. Get well soon, Claude
source: nhl.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NHL)
 
 
 
Johnny Sex Cup goes a wandering as NBC sticks Caps/Isles on USA & Stars/Flames on CNBC. 3 teams look for victory #1 in their series while Vegas tries to cashier Chicago. Will blood flow? The goonjuice will. 1st puck @ Noon ET. Get well soon, Claude
source: nhl.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sat August 15, 2020
(NHL)
 
 
 
Johnny Sex Cup Day 5. And the Lord Stanley spake, saying, "First shalt though drop the puck. Three shall be the number of periods you play, no less, but possibly more. And Milbury, who being naughty in my sight, shall suck it." Play commenceth @ Noon ET
source: nhl.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NHL)
 
 
 
Johnny Sex Cup Day 5. And the Lord Stanley spake, saying, "First shalt though drop the puck. Three shall be the number of periods you play, no less, but possibly more. And Milbury, who being naughty in my sight, shall suck it." Play commenceth @ Noon ET
source: nhl.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
New Coronavirus polling shows that Trump's only chance of being re-elected is by cheating. So, congratulations President Trump on your second term
source: dailykos.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CTV News)
 
Video
 
God hates trees
source: ctvnews.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Fri August 14, 2020
(ARCA Racing)
 
 
 
For those lucky to have MAV TV, you're going to see stock cars take to the Daytona Road Course for the first time ever with bad brakes and no practice. Coverage of the General Tire 100 starts at 5 PM Eastern
source: arcaracing.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ARCA Racing)
 
 
 
For those lucky to have MAV TV, you're going to see stock cars take to the Daytona Road Course for the first time ever with bad brakes and no practice. Coverage of the General Tire 100 starts at 5 PM Eastern
source: arcaracing.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NHL)
 
 
 
5 games today. Unless we get multiple OTs, then we'll have an extra game tommorow, and Milbury can suck it. Puck drops at 2pm EST Get well soon Claude
source: nhl.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Thu August 13, 2020
(NHL)
 
 
 
My Darling, it's Day 3 of our expedition and things are slogging on. 4 games today, all more or less equally scattered between 3-10:30pm ET. No clear favorites are emerging, but we all are pressing on. One chant has arisen - Suck it Millbury. XXXOOO
source: nhl.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Jeanine "Leaving Las Vegas" Pirro implies Joe Biden might not even make it to Election Day. Subby has 10 bucks on her liver beating him to the punch
source: boingboing.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
I'm going to wash the derp right into my hair
source: amp.theguardian.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump: Wow these polls numbers really, suck, it seems the rampant virus, horrific death toll, and economic crash has really got people down. *I* know what really cheer all those poor, sick people up: another tax cut for rich people
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Wed August 12, 2020
(UEFA Champions League)
 
 
 
Join us for the Champions League at 3PM Eastern and cheer for PSG to flame out once again this time at the hands of Atalanta
source: uefa.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(UEFA Champions League)
 
 
 
Join us for the Champions League at 3PM Eastern and cheer for PSG to flame out once again this time at the hands of Atalanta
source: uefa.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NHL)
 
 
 
Thanks to a game that ended about 9 minutes ago, there's 5 games on Day 2 of the Stanley Cup Playoffs. Starting at 11am ET with the rescheduled B's-Canes and going all day. Shut up, Pierre
source: nhl.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NHL)
 
 
 
Thanks to a game that ended about 9 minutes ago, there's 5 games on Day 2 of the Stanley Cup Playoffs. Starting at 11am ET with the rescheduled B's-Canes and going all day. Shut up, Pierre
source: nhl.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NHL)
 
 
 
Unlike videos shared on Fark lately, it takes Lightning five overtime periods to strike
source: nhl.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NHL)
 
 
 
Unlike videos shared on Fark lately, it takes Lightning five overtime periods to strike
source: nhl.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Tue August 11, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
The likely winner of the Belarusian election (prior to rigging) has been found...in exile in Lithuania. But at least she hasn't fallen out of a poorly made Russian third story window yet, so that's something. Right?
source: amp.theguardian.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Mon August 10, 2020
(PennLive)
 
 
 
RIP "Kamala" Harris
source: pennlive.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sun August 09, 2020
(NHL)
 
 
 
Three games today. Bruins vs, Caps at Noon ET. Stars and Blues at 3 PM, Then time for a trip to the liquor store before the Leafs are eliminated by the Blue Jackets at 8 PM. Or a Tortarella meltdown around 11 PM. Hockey in August. Because it's 2020
source: nhl.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Simon Cowell decides he no longer needs an intact spine
source: amp.theguardian.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sat August 08, 2020
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Knight Rider - The Movie
source: boingboing.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NHL)
 
 
 
Only two games today, with both for the #1 seed: Vegas vs. Colorado at 3 PM ET, then Philly vs, Bolts at 8 PM. Both on NBC. Your liver appreciates the break
source: nhl.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Fri August 07, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Another Black man serving life sentence for weed-related crime. Not Fair
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NHL)
 
 
 
NHL Playoffs Day 7: Survival Mode. 6 games, 6 teams facing elimination. Columbus try to rake the Leafs 20.5 hours after their thrilling OT win. The Swamp Cats try to avoid becoming the Wamp Wamp Cats. The Perds will try to get one more word in. @NOON
source: nhl.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NHL)
 
 
 
NHL Playoffs Day 7: Survival Mode. 6 games, 6 teams facing elimination. Columbus try to rake the Leafs 20.5 hours after their thrilling OT win. The Swamp Cats try to avoid becoming the Wamp Wamp Cats. The Perds will try to get one more word in. @NOON
source: nhl.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Wisconsin Public Radio)
 
 
 
Next up for 2020: Rare carnivorous plant unexpectedly makes a comeback
source: wpr.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Wisconsin Public Radio)
 
 
 
Next up for 2020: Rare carnivorous plant unexpectedly makes a comeback
source: wpr.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
Young gorilla at Fort Worth Zoo really wants to play with his Dad, but Dad's not having it (w/video)
source: msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Wed August 05, 2020
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Dam, son
source: edmonton.ctvnews.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Headline:"Get a bird feeder, and don't overthink it." Article most likely written by squirrels
source: lifehacker.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Tue August 04, 2020
(Bon Appetit)
 
 
 
Whole Moong Dosa - If the Hulk and Popeye decided to make pancakes
source: bonappetit.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NHL)
 
 
 
NHL Playoffs Day 4: 12+ hours of hockey. Will the Coyotes or Nashville be the apex predator? Will the Leafs lose to a 42 YEAR OLD ZAMBONI DRIVER WHO WORKS FOR THEM? Will the Canucks answer the call of the Wild? We start @ Noon ET. LOCKDOWN PIERRE
source: nhl.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NHL)
 
 
 
NHL Playoffs Day 4: 12+ hours of hockey. Will the Coyotes or Nashville be the apex predator? Will the Leafs lose to a 42 YEAR OLD ZAMBONI DRIVER WHO WORKS FOR THEM? Will the Canucks answer the call of the Wild? We start @ Noon ET. LOCKDOWN PIERRE
source: nhl.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Mon August 03, 2020
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Man creates a mask you can drink in
source: abc7.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
So if you're thinking that since it's August, it'll be a great time to take a warm swim in Lake Michigan, you're gonna have to think again
source: mlive.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
So if you're thinking that since it's August, it'll be a great time to take a warm swim in Lake Michigan, you're gonna have to think again
source: mlive.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NHL)
 
 
 
NHL Playoffs: Day 3. 6 games on tap. Will a Bunch of Jerks rock the Rangers like a hurricane? Will the Jets flame out against Calgary? Will the Pens be eaten by a leopard seal with an outrageous French Canadian accent? 1st puck @ Noon ET
source: nhl.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NHL)
 
 
 
NHL Playoffs: Day 3. 6 games on tap. Will a Bunch of Jerks rock the Rangers like a hurricane? Will the Jets flame out against Calgary? Will the Pens be eaten by a leopard seal with an outrageous French Canadian accent? 1st puck @ Noon ET
source: nhl.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sun August 02, 2020
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Shut up and drink your Kool A-- I mean hydroxychloroquine. The stonk gods demand more freedom bodies
source: dailykos.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Carrot dogs are perfect for vegan attendees at your party. Are carrot dogs a taco? Well, that remains up for debate
source: tasty.co   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NHL)
 
 
 
NHL playoffs day two brings 5 more games starting at 1 PM ET. Pace yourself Farkers, it's a marathon, not a sprint
source: nhl.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sat August 01, 2020
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Kodak is a picture of securities fraud
source: gizmodo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NHL)
 
 
 
After that bit of unpleasantness, it's Day 1 of the 2020 Stanley Cup Playoffs. Get your goonjuice ready and get into the thread. The action starts at Noon ET on NBCSN
source: nhl.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NHL)
 
 
 
After that bit of unpleasantness, it's Day 1 of the 2020 Stanley Cup Playoffs. Get your goonjuice ready and get into the thread. The action starts at Noon ET on NBCSN
source: nhl.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"If you don't put that mask on RIGHT NOW so help me, I'm going to turn this plane right around.: No Ok, HERE WE GO"
source: travelpulse.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Thu July 30, 2020
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Researchers: "Children are disgusting little germy weasels who spend their time wiping infectious boogers on everything"
source: boingboing.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Wed July 29, 2020
(The Conversation)
 
 
 
The privacy paradox: we say we care about our data, so why don't we - OOOH LOOK - NEW TIKTOK FACEPAGE GOOGLE VIDEO GAME APP
source: theconversation.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Conversation)
 
 
 
The privacy paradox: we say we care about our data, so why don't we - OOOH LOOK - NEW TIKTOK FACEPAGE GOOGLE VIDEO GAME APP
source: theconversation.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NHL)
 
 
 
Hockey's back with a vengeance, six, SIX games today starting at Noon ET. Yeah they're exhibition games but ...hockey. No idea where you can watch them (NHLtv), but somewhere hockey is actually being played ... in July ...strange timeline indeed
source: nhl.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Tue July 28, 2020
(NHL)
 
 
 
Ready for some mid summer hockey? Exhibition puck drops at 4pm eastern. Grab your goon juice and join the crowd from where ever you are because nobody gets to be there this year
source: nhl.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NHL)
 
 
 
Ready for some mid summer hockey? Exhibition puck drops at 4pm eastern. Grab your goon juice and join the crowd from where ever you are because nobody gets to be there this year
source: nhl.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NHL)
 
 
 
Let the (exhibition) games begin
source: nhl.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(WRCB)
 
 
 
Rob Gronkowski has gone off the grid in Marion County TN
source: wrcbtv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
And the latest homemade anti-coronavirus remedy is...semen smoothies?
source: boingboing.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Mon July 27, 2020
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Here's a good hack to know while we're all cooking at home more: how to make burritos taste as good as they do at restaurants
source: boingboing.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Here's a good hack to know while we're all cooking at home more: how to make burritos taste as good as they do at restaurants
source: boingboing.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sat July 25, 2020
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
That $600 a week unemployment payout got everyone accustomed to what a livable minimum wage really should be - $15 an hour
source: dailykos.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Fri July 24, 2020
(The Register)
 
 
 
Amazon says it's so good at policing third-party software for Alexa these guys could only get over 200+ rule-breaking apps past it
source: theregister.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Steam Powered)
 
 
 
Your rig, show it to us and list its specs. Link goes to Steam hardware survey showing that while Intel dominates still, AMD has had real gains in CPU share. This is your Fark Friday gaming thread
source: store.steampowered.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Remember that piggish cheesehead who moved out West to help the Dildonians squat on a wildlife refuge a few years ago? The one who posted a video suggesting you should shoot at police on your way out there? Well guess what he just did
source: dailykos.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Wed July 22, 2020
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Three Fingered Jack offs 19-year-old
source: oregonlive.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Mon July 20, 2020
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
"Trump will be leaving, even if he has to be fumigated out" (Pelosi)
source: dailykos.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(AP News)
 
 
 
Front Porch Phil and Patti are getting charged
source: apnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Old & stale: Farking behind 7 proxies. New hotness: breathing behind 6 facemasks without any oxygenation difficulties
source: boingboing.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Old & stale: Farking behind 7 proxies. New hotness: breathing behind 6 facemasks without any oxygenation difficulties
source: boingboing.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
So what is the best joke from any comedian that you ever heard?
source: fark.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sun July 19, 2020
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
"Show me show me show me how you do that trick. The one that makes me scream, " she said. The one that makes you wind up dead
source: oregonlive.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
"Show me show me show me how you do that trick. The one that makes me scream, " she said. The one that makes you wind up dead
source: oregonlive.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sat July 18, 2020
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Now that the Jade Helm conspiracy has come true on Portland streets, where are the angry militias? Where's the NRA? This is exactly what you need those big boy guns for, isn't it?
source: dailykos.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Fri July 17, 2020
(The Register)
 
 
 
Seven 'no log' VPN providers accused of leaking 1.2TB of user logs. you really think someone would do that? Just go on the internet and tell lies?
source: theregister.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(News 12 Westchester)
 
 
 
Aaaaannnnd...here comes the West Nile Virus
source: longisland.news12.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Thu July 16, 2020
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
"Putin must have known he'd hit the jackpot when Donald crossed his radar back in the 80s"
source: dailykos.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Scientists say human hotdog-eating record is 9 hotdogs shy of physical limit. Challenge acce... what?... EIGHTY-FARKING-FOUR??? You now what, that's o.k., I'm good
source: boingboing.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
So did Moscow Mitch buy stock in a children's coffin manufacturer, or what?
source: dailykos.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Tue July 14, 2020
(TC Palm)
 
 
 
"It Came From Outer Space" is a 1953 sci-fi movie. "It Came From Her Anus" is a 2020 chapter in the Florida Man chronicles
source: tcpalm.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Welp, we've got a full COVID-mask-argument/police violence crossover
source: mlive.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Welp, we've got a full COVID-mask-argument/police violence crossover
source: mlive.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sat July 11, 2020
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
What, exactly, are they so proud of? The fact that even their photos smell like a combination of hot dog water, laundry Mom hasn't washed yet, and too much free time?
source: dailykos.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(New Japan Pro-Wrestling)
 
 
 
The Rainmaker, or the King of Darkness; who will walk away with the trophy and a double-title shot against Tetsuya Naito? LIVE from Osaka-Jo Hall, NEW JAPAN CUP 2020: FINAL starts @ 4:00 AM EDT on NJPWWorld.com
source: njpw1972.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Thu July 09, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Do you think it should be legal or illegal to fire someone due to their political beliefs?
source: nolo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Wed July 08, 2020
(NBC 2 Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Social media sleuths confuse Illinois youth pastor for man in viral Costco video
source: nbc-2.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Tue July 07, 2020
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Japanese rapper GAMI busted for 0.02 ounces of weed. Now that's gangsta
source: boingboing.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Florida man in Costco goes full Florida Man when elderly woman asks why he isn't wearing a mask
source: boingboing.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Mon July 06, 2020
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Well who knew pink snow was worse than yellow snow?
source: earther.gizmodo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Facebook is not a mirror. It's a gun. Unlicensed, out of control, in the hands of 2.6 billion people across the planet"
source: amp.theguardian.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sun July 05, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Man on way home from TV interview about police racism has his car window smashed in by - you guessed it - the police
source: amp.theguardian.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Thu July 02, 2020
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
France bans e-bike ad because it might trigger the flailing automotive industry. Common sense, sustainability, environment surrender
source: boingboing.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
"The suspension offers the Bishop an opportunity for pastoral discernment for the good of the diocese and for the good of Father Rothrock." is priest talk for "Damn son, don't be spreading yo' crazy round here"
source: indystar.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Wed July 01, 2020
(Kickstarter)
 
 
 
Take a deeeep breath; breathe that scent in, Farkers. Y-you smell that? That's the smell of space Farkers and most of you won't experience it: but there is Eau du Space, a Kickstarter from NASA
source: kickstarter.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Kickstarter)
 
 
 
Take a deeeep breath; breathe that scent in, Farkers. Y-you smell that? That's the smell of space Farkers and most of you won't experience it: but there is Eau du Space, a Kickstarter from NASA
source: kickstarter.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
"Like a glory hole for your hands" And with that, phrasing became extinct
source: boingboing.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Tue June 30, 2020
(ThreatPost)
 
 
 
Amazon's facial recognition "misidentified" more than 100 photos of US and UK lawmakers as criminals. Sure Jan, misidentified
source: threatpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Satanic Priest compares Black Lives Matter to "maggots and parasites" trying to create a "new species of human". My bad, it was a Catholic Priest
source: indystar.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
The good Ghostbusters is returning to theaters and drive-ins on July 1st
source: boingboing.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
The good Ghostbusters is returning to theaters and drive-ins on July 1st
source: boingboing.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
The GOP is truly no better than a group of petulant children
source: amp.theguardian.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Mon June 29, 2020
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Or you could just buy non runny-ass peanut butter
source: boingboing.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sun June 28, 2020
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
And for his next move, Trump wants to...*checks notes* defund Stars and Stripes
source: dailykos.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Load older headlines
These are only a small percentage of links submitted. Join TotalFark to see them all!

Link archives »






On Twitter



X
  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.