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Mon March 27, 2023
(Some Guy)	Fark's favorite CEO bought the dip, again source: coindesk.com \| share:	21
(Some Guy)	Fark's favorite CEO bought the dip, again source: coindesk.com \| share:	21
	Workers digging in cemetery shocked to find body. I guess after all these years, we finally know where they buried the survivors source: masslive.com \| share:	20
	Workers digging in cemetery shocked to find body. I guess after all these years, we finally know where they buried the survivors source: masslive.com \| share:	20

Sun March 26, 2023
		♫ When ice cream makes you high, due to THC inside, that's Amore ♫ source: masslive.com \| share:	34

Sat March 25, 2023
	As Dog as my witness, I had no idea pickles were flammable source: nj.com \| share:	29
	As Dog as my witness, I had no idea pickles were flammable source: nj.com \| share:	29
	Regular Thursday: Happy retirement Captain. Total Fark Friday: You're under arrest for computer crimes former Captain source: kake.com \| share:	22
	Regular Thursday: Happy retirement Captain. Total Fark Friday: You're under arrest for computer crimes former Captain source: kake.com \| share:	22

Fri March 24, 2023
	You may now legally make fun of your old boss again source: vice.com \| share:	7
	Theosophists have guessed at the awesome grandeur of the cosmic cycle. They have hinted at strange survivals, terrifying vistas, and even Fresh Hell Fridays which would freeze the blood were it not contained in the MSNBC thread at 7 pm ET source: msnbc.com \| share:	114
	The Michigan DNR is considering designating some campsites as campfire free in order to better accommodate people with asthma and allergies, naturally some people have a problem with this source: mlive.com \| share:	81
	Boomer here, just pointing out that Zoomers love Toyota Camrys. Total losers.. Runs away in my even loooooosier RAV4 source: businessinsider.com \| share:	107

Thu March 23, 2023
	Breaking: #Desantis2024 trending on Twice Impeached President Trump's TruthSocial site as the tiny-handed shroomwang who wears lifts and a girdle +++no carrier truthsocial not found source: vice.com \| share:	26
	Quote: BAREESABAM BADABALOOSOPAR EEBALADOOM BADGABEESI GALABADOSO TARABATAR EEBAROSA EEBRIHEEM SULA BAMBARA BARTONELLA CODORABE SATARADA source: boingboing.net \| share:	202
	Quote: BAREESABAM BADABALOOSOPAR EEBALADOOM BADGABEESI GALABADOSO TARABATAR EEBAROSA EEBRIHEEM SULA BAMBARA BARTONELLA CODORABE SATARADA source: boingboing.net \| share:	202

Tue March 21, 2023
		Hawaii lawmakers considering bill to allow trained professionals help minors obtain restraining orders against abusive parents, significant others source: kitv.com \| share:	38

Sun March 19, 2023
	Missing clip subtitle: "Welcome to Fark" source: boingboing.net \| share:	13
	Missing clip subtitle: "Welcome to Fark" source: boingboing.net \| share:	13
	It's just the annual migration of the flying streetlights. Nothing to see here, move along, everything is just fine source: apnews.com \| share:	24

Sat March 18, 2023
		A school won't have an Addams Family play next year because it doesn't promote enough family values source: pennlive.com \| share:	95

Fri March 17, 2023
	WBC Quarterfinal action, live from Miami. Can Puerto Rico win one for the fallen Edwin Diaz or will Mexico prevail in this matchup to determine who faces powerhouse Japan in the semis? 7 pm EDT on FS1 source: mlb.com \| share:	19
	Live 1:45 ET SCOTUS hosts a Bar Memorial for Ruth Bader Ginsburg. Line up to fondly remember a champion of woman's right, or curse her for not retiring earlier, or cringe at hypocrisies source: supremecourt.gov \| share:	52
	Live 1:45 ET SCOTUS hosts a Bar Memorial for Ruth Bader Ginsburg. Line up to fondly remember a champion of woman's right, or curse her for not retiring earlier, or cringe at hypocrisies source: supremecourt.gov \| share:	52
	Because you will bow to your corporate overlords and thank them when they piss on you. Oh, and capitalism source: lehighvalleylive.com \| share:	73

Thu March 16, 2023
		It's not your team losing in the NCAA tournament...It's DiGiorno source: cleveland.com \| share:	9

Wed March 15, 2023
	RISE and SHINE, CAMPERS. Oh. I see you are already... Up source: al.com \| share:	22
	RISE and SHINE, CAMPERS. Oh. I see you are already... Up source: al.com \| share:	22
	The First Four round of the NCAA Tournament continues on Wednesday. At 6:40 PM ET Farleigh Dickinson is playing Texas Southern for the 16 seeds and Nevada and Arizona State square off at 9:10 PM for the 11 seeds. Both games are on truTV source: espn.com \| share:	11
	So I'm a longtime Civilization player who bought Stellaris because it was 75% off in the Steam store today. Anything I should know when I start playing? Tips? Tricks? source: fark.com \| share:	48
	So I'm a longtime Civilization player who bought Stellaris because it was 75% off in the Steam store today. Anything I should know when I start playing? Tips? Tricks? source: fark.com \| share:	48
(Some Guy)	This crypto thing sounds totally legit, and not at all like an absurdist madlibs headline source: coindesk.com \| share:	25
(Some Guy)	This crypto thing sounds totally legit, and not at all like an absurdist madlibs headline source: coindesk.com \| share:	25
(BaT)	FS: Newman's Own 1988 Volvo Grand National Turbo-powered 740 Wagon source: bringatrailer.com \| share:	23

Tue March 14, 2023
	Michigan zoo celebrates birth of rare eastern bongo cat. CALF. Bongo calf. Oh well, that's still pretty cool too source: mlive.com \| share:	9
	"Try not to have lunch with any white supremacists on the way to the parking lot" source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	45
	"Try not to have lunch with any white supremacists on the way to the parking lot" source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	45
	MA town considering proposal to allow piercings in Physical Education. Why someone would want to get a Prince Albert from a gym teacher is beyond me source: masslive.com \| share:	33
	MA town considering proposal to allow piercings in Physical Education. Why someone would want to get a Prince Albert from a gym teacher is beyond me source: masslive.com \| share:	33
	Pi Day 2023: Freebies and deals for pizza and other pies on 3/14 source: nj.com \| share:	17
	Pi Day 2023: Freebies and deals for pizza and other pies on 3/14 source: nj.com \| share:	17
	China's Mars rover hasn't moved since September. Can we send Curiosity over to poke it with a stick? source: vice.com \| share:	14

Mon March 13, 2023
		Think that ripping off artists is the worst use of AI? Think again source: vice.com \| share:	40

Sun March 12, 2023
		The Boss is out sick again. If he calls in once more, he can't return without a note from the doctor source: nj.com \| share:	11

Sat March 11, 2023
	Gov. DeWine wants contaminated soil out of East Palestine ASAP, says EPA is holding things up by trying to transport it safely to a safe disposal site source: cleveland.com \| share:	62
	Saturday of Week 4 of the XFL season brings us the undefeated Houston Roughnecks and the winless Orlando Guardians at 7:00 PM ET. Then at 10:00 PM the San Antonio Brahmas and the Seattle Sea Dragons duke it out in the Northwest. Both games are on FX source: espn.com \| share:	32
	Easter is cancelled source: lehighvalleylive.com \| share:	19

Fri March 10, 2023
	This playground is dangerous -- we are closing it. But feel free to play on it for now source: mlive.com \| share:	18
	Governor DeathSentence visits Alabama, lectures its Republicans to be more like Florida, eliminate state income tax, let tourists finance everything like in Florida. Florida source: al.com \| share:	99

Thu March 09, 2023
		MAGA-PAC Freedomworks just gave 40% of their staff the "freedom" to work somewhere else source: politico.com \| share:	20

Wed March 08, 2023
		Tear down the bearing wall, Put up a picture window, Something to look through, At the MSNBC thread at 7 pm source: msnbc.com \| share:	198

Tue March 07, 2023
	Vegan peanut butter cups is Subby's Stripper name source: lehighvalleylive.com \| share:	13
	High School will be staging Urinetown 'hilarious musical centered around the a number of social issues including the league system, capitalism, populism, environmental collapse and bureaucracy, to name a few.' Cue conservative outrage source: lehighvalleylive.com \| share:	63
	High School will be staging Urinetown 'hilarious musical centered around the a number of social issues including the league system, capitalism, populism, environmental collapse and bureaucracy, to name a few.' Cue conservative outrage source: lehighvalleylive.com \| share:	63
	Nude photos posted to internet after medical records hacked and health care system refuses to pay ransom. Now Subby concerned about that time his ENT doc needed those butt pics source: lehighvalleylive.com \| share:	76
	Dianna Cowern (a.k.a. Physics Girl) has long COVID. Here's a video by Simone Giertz (a.k.a. The Queen of shiatty Robots) on Dianna's channel explaining how fans can help source: boingboing.net \| share:	7
	Dianna Cowern (a.k.a. Physics Girl) has long COVID. Here's a video by Simone Giertz (a.k.a. The Queen of shiatty Robots) on Dianna's channel explaining how fans can help source: boingboing.net \| share:	7

Mon March 06, 2023
		In memory of Gary Rossington's passing...ladies and gentlemen of Fark, "Freebird", as played on the bagpipes. OCH AYE source: boingboing.net \| share:	9

Sun March 05, 2023
	Y'know...this sandwich tastes kinda stringy source: boingboing.net \| share:	12
	Y'know...this sandwich tastes kinda stringy source: boingboing.net \| share:	12
	Woman who had car in "serious state of disrepair' and was pulled over three times by police and knew that 3 out of 4 of her brakes didn't work, decides to speed. What's the worst that could happen? source: pennlive.com \| share:	56
	Week 3 of the XFL season continues on Sunday, starting with the St. Louis Battlehawks-DC Defenders at 1:00 PM ET on FX, the Orlando Guardians-Arlington Renegades at 4:00 PM on FX, and the San Antonio Brahmas-Houston Roughnecks at 8:00 PM on ESPN2 source: espn.com \| share:	12
	Its the start of the 2023 Indycar Season. Andretti sweeps the front row with Grosjean having the pole and Herta alongside. Forecast is cloudy with a slight chance of showers. This is your Indycar Grand Prix of St. Petersburg at Noon ET on NBC source: indycar.com \| share:	169
	Its the start of the 2023 Indycar Season. Andretti sweeps the front row with Grosjean having the pole and Herta alongside. Forecast is cloudy with a slight chance of showers. This is your Indycar Grand Prix of St. Petersburg at Noon ET on NBC source: indycar.com \| share:	169

Sat March 04, 2023
	I see your "time traveller from 2858", and raise you one space alien kidnapping a snowboarder in broad daylight. Amusingly silly trifecta in play source: boingboing.net \| share:	17
	I see your "time traveller from 2858", and raise you one space alien kidnapping a snowboarder in broad daylight. Amusingly silly trifecta in play source: boingboing.net \| share:	17

Fri March 03, 2023
	Well, THAT escalated nowhere source: nj.com \| share:	84
	Well, THAT escalated nowhere source: nj.com \| share:	84
(Some Union)	NFL Players' Association releases its first-ever team report cards. No surprise which team ranks dead last overall source: nflpa.com \| share:	48
(Some Union)	NFL Players' Association releases its first-ever team report cards. No surprise which team ranks dead last overall source: nflpa.com \| share:	48

Thu March 02, 2023
	An annual outdoor beer fest that is meant to celebrate Upstate New York's snowy winters, has been cancelled by an impending snowstorm source: syracuse.com \| share:	17
(Some Guy)	Spotted in the wild today; Georgia man in a skirt. He actually kind of rocked it. Discuss source: thebookofman.com \| share:	40
(Some Guy)	Spotted in the wild today; Georgia man in a skirt. He actually kind of rocked it. Discuss source: thebookofman.com \| share:	40
	Florida man finds a bivalve as old as Abraham Lincoln. Rather than making chowder, he decides NOT to keep clam, and carries on source: tallahassee.com \| share:	20

Wed March 01, 2023
	Disney announces the next project for rabid right-wing racists to completely lose their shiat over source: boingboing.net \| share:	125
	Disney announces the next project for rabid right-wing racists to completely lose their shiat over source: boingboing.net \| share:	125

Tue February 28, 2023
	Article suggests we address climate change by going Mr. Burns on the sun instead of simply transitioning away from fossil fuels. Somewhat unsurprisingly, article is "presented by BP" source: politico.com \| share:	25
	Alabama Man drives to Georgia, parks his pickup, calls 911 to report his pickup contains bomb, which it did source: al.com \| share:	29

Mon February 27, 2023
	Pro-tip: If a hooker won't sleep with you for $10, calling and reporting her to the police might not be the best idea... especially if you're already out on bond source: mlive.com \| share:	51
	Pro-tip: If a hooker won't sleep with you for $10, calling and reporting her to the police might not be the best idea... especially if you're already out on bond source: mlive.com \| share:	51

Sun February 26, 2023
	Two Sunday games wrap up Week 2 of the XFL season. Things start off with the San Antonio Brahmas and the Orlando Guardians at 4:00 PM ET on ESPN. Then at 7:00 PM ET on ESPN2 the Arlington Renegades take on the Houston Roughnecks. Let's play source: espn.com \| share:	14
	Get ready for Greenland, the world's largest island, to become a tourist mecca. Subby doesn't know if the islands 57,000 residents have thought this cunning plan all the way through source: theweek.com \| share:	80
	Get ready for Greenland, the world's largest island, to become a tourist mecca. Subby doesn't know if the islands 57,000 residents have thought this cunning plan all the way through source: theweek.com \| share:	80
	That's not an Iapetus source: apod.nasa.gov \| share:	11

Fri February 24, 2023
	But freeze peach source: cleveland.com \| share:	166
	Why are "porn stars" liking Instagram users' stories? Because I'm charming and witty, silly source: vice.com \| share:	10
	I'm pretty sure they made themselves look unappealing all on their own source: vice.com \| share:	48

Thu February 23, 2023
	Fact checking Trump's remarks in East Palestine. TL/DR It's lies all the way down, no turtles source: pennlive.com \| share:	61
	Fact checking Trump's remarks in East Palestine. TL/DR It's lies all the way down, no turtles source: pennlive.com \| share:	61
	Europa league Round 16 2nd legs today. Who is moving on who is going home? Early games at 11:45 AM ET. PSV - Sevilla, Monaco - Leverkusen, and Nantes - Juventus. 3pm ET games are Roma - Salzburg, Union Berlin - Ajax, and Manchester United - Barcaelona source: uefa.com \| share:	44
	Europa league Round 16 2nd legs today. Who is moving on who is going home? Early games at 11:45 AM ET. PSV - Sevilla, Monaco - Leverkusen, and Nantes - Juventus. 3pm ET games are Roma - Salzburg, Union Berlin - Ajax, and Manchester United - Barcaelona source: uefa.com \| share:	44
	FDNY ambulance service. Will that be cash or credit? source: silive.com \| share:	40

Wed February 22, 2023
	Rep. George Santos (R-Eally Shameless) found to be lying about supporting kids with the obscure but horrible disease Epidermolysis Bullosa. So what childhood disease with the acronym E.B. did he mean? source: vice.com \| share:	52
	In this deeply divided country there's one thing that unites all Americans:we are sick to death of paying "resort fees", "baggage check fees" , "Balance check fees"', "Oxygen consumption fees", "fee assessment fees" etc. Uncle Joe is here to help source: politico.com \| share:	122
	This just in from the Beating-a-Dead-Horse Dept: High doses of ivermectin don't help with COVID source: boingboing.net \| share:	25
	This just in from the Beating-a-Dead-Horse Dept: High doses of ivermectin don't help with COVID source: boingboing.net \| share:	25
	"For Greatness We Bring", a moving piece played by educators for the National Association for Music Education, and written by checks notes...wow, really? source: boingboing.net \| share:	16
(newyorkupstate.com)	After he was returned to the Niagara SPCA for the 3rd time, Ralphie was enrolled in YourEveryDayK9's intensive training course. Hopefully this works so he'll become less of a jerk and find his forever home in time for a future Woofday Wetnose Wednesday source: newyorkupstate.com \| share:	222
(newyorkupstate.com)	After he was returned to the Niagara SPCA for the 3rd time, Ralphie was enrolled in YourEveryDayK9's intensive training course. Hopefully this works so he'll become less of a jerk and find his forever home in time for a future Woofday Wetnose Wednesday source: newyorkupstate.com \| share:	222
	NLRB rules STFU cannot be part of a severance source: vice.com \| share:	16
	NLRB rules STFU cannot be part of a severance source: vice.com \| share:	16
(Greg Locke Ministries)	"In his quest for revival, pastor Greg Locke engages a diverse group of demon-slaying preachers to spark the most important awakening in church history." So ... The Avengers for evangelical exorcists? source: lockemedia.org \| share:	62

Mon February 20, 2023
	Ohio Governor Mike Dewine: Drink the water, everything's fine. Cincinnati: Yeah, but just in case source: cleveland.com \| share:	72
	Headline of the Month January 2023 voting for Politics source: fark.com \| share:	21
	Headline of the Month January 2023 voting for Politics source: fark.com \| share:	21
	Headline of the Month January 2023 voting for D'awww source: fark.com \| share:	7
	Headline of the Month January 2023 voting for D'awww source: fark.com \| share:	7
	Headline of the Month January 2023 voting for Fandom source: fark.com \| share:	14
	Headline of the Month January 2023 voting for Fandom source: fark.com \| share:	14
	Headline of the Month January 2023 voting for Entertainment source: fark.com \| share:	20
	Headline of the Month January 2023 voting for Entertainment source: fark.com \| share:	20
	Headline of the Month January 2023 voting for STEM source: fark.com \| share:	29
	Headline of the Month January 2023 voting for STEM source: fark.com \| share:	29
	Headline of the Month January 2023 voting for Business source: fark.com \| share:	19
	Headline of the Month January 2023 voting for Business source: fark.com \| share:	19
	Headline of the Month January 2023 voting for Discussion source: fark.com \| share:	6
	Headline of the Month January 2023 voting for Discussion source: fark.com \| share:	6
	Headline of the Month January 2023 voting for Main source: fark.com \| share:	41
	Headline of the Month December 2022 voting for Food source: fark.com \| share:	12
	Headline of the Month December 2022 voting for Food source: fark.com \| share:	12
	Headline of the Month December 2022 voting for D'awww source: fark.com \| share:	10
	Headline of the Month December 2022 voting for D'awww source: fark.com \| share:	10
	Headline of the Month December 2022 voting for Fandom source: fark.com \| share:	11
	Headline of the Month December 2022 voting for Fandom source: fark.com \| share:	11
	Headline of the Month December 2022 voting for Entertainment source: fark.com \| share:	18
	Headline of the Month December 2022 voting for Entertainment source: fark.com \| share:	18
	Headline of the Month December 2022 voting for STEM source: fark.com \| share:	28
	Headline of the Month December 2022 voting for STEM source: fark.com \| share:	28
	Headline of the Month December 2022 voting for Business source: fark.com \| share:	18
	Headline of the Month December 2022 voting for Business source: fark.com \| share:	18
	Headline of the Month December 2022 voting for Discussion source: fark.com \| share:	6
	Headline of the Month December 2022 voting for Discussion source: fark.com \| share:	6

Sun February 19, 2023
		Week 1 of the XFL season continues on Sunday with the St. Louis Battlehawks taking on the San Antonio Brahmas at 3:00 PM ET on ABC, then at 8:00 PM the Seattle Sea Dragons play the DC Defenders on ESPN. What do you think of this league so far? source: espn.com \| share:	78

Sat February 18, 2023
		The XFL is back with two games for Saturday for Week 1 of the season. The first game is the Vegas Vipers taking on the Arlington Renegades at 3:00 PM ET on ABC, then the Orlando Guardians and the Houston Roughnecks at 8:30 PM on ESPN source: espn.com \| share:	146

Fri February 17, 2023
	White Shoal Lighthouse, the tallest lighthouse on the Great Lakes, to start offering overnight guests, meaning you and a friend can join the 121-feet high club wink source: mlive.com \| share:	18
	Yeah, because they're sick of selling 30-second commercials at $7M per pop source: nj.com \| share:	38
	Yeah, because they're sick of selling 30-second commercials at $7M per pop source: nj.com \| share:	38
	Apparently if you kill someone with a 'Samurai' sword they make you wear one of those politically incorrect sumo costumes in court source: lehighvalleylive.com \| share:	30

Thu February 16, 2023
	Man blows up beaver dam with tannerite, receives lesson on downstream water dynamics source: mlive.com \| share:	66
	Europa League returns with some big matches. 12:45 ET games are Barca - ManU, Salzburg - Roma, and Ajax - Union Berlin. 3pm ET Sevilla - PSV. Leverkusen - Monaco, and Juventus - Nantes source: uefa.com \| share:	18
	Europa League returns with some big matches. 12:45 ET games are Barca - ManU, Salzburg - Roma, and Ajax - Union Berlin. 3pm ET Sevilla - PSV. Leverkusen - Monaco, and Juventus - Nantes source: uefa.com \| share:	18

Wed February 15, 2023
(Some Guy)	Old and busted: Money to burn. New hotness: cryptocoins to burn source: coindesk.com \| share:	11
(Some Guy)	Old and busted: Money to burn. New hotness: cryptocoins to burn source: coindesk.com \| share:	11
(Some Guy)	Gentlemen, this city has the most single women in the country. There is one catch: you'd have to live there source: newyorkupstate.com \| share:	78

Tue February 14, 2023
	Since all the other "this is how you get SkyNet" articles have failed to actually get us SkyNet so far, certainly an F-16 fighter jet controlled by AI is also nothing to worry about source: vice.com \| share:	10
	If you were offended by Damar Hamlin's presence at the Super Bowl, you're right in line with child abusers and conspiracy theorists source: pennlive.com \| share:	41

Mon February 13, 2023
		C Street Band source: nj.com \| share:	10

Sun February 12, 2023
	Twitter Blue users now get 4000 character limit per tweet. Elmo: agreed, this is terrible. Priceless: article's AI generated boss baby Musk source: boingboing.net \| share:	17
	Twitter Blue users now get 4000 character limit per tweet. Elmo: agreed, this is terrible. Priceless: article's AI generated boss baby Musk source: boingboing.net \| share:	17
	If you're living in Flint, Michigan, you need to start boiling your water. Again. Also, why are you still living in Flint, Michigan? source: mlive.com \| share:	45
	If you're living in Flint, Michigan, you need to start boiling your water. Again. Also, why are you still living in Flint, Michigan? source: mlive.com \| share:	45

Sat February 11, 2023
	Teacher wants to take a day off. Does he 1) Call in sick; 2) Take a vacation day; or 3) Plant a bomb threat note in his classroom source: mlive.com \| share:	40
	Teacher wants to take a day off. Does he 1) Call in sick; 2) Take a vacation day; or 3) Plant a bomb threat note in his classroom source: mlive.com \| share:	40

Fri February 10, 2023
	Nurse: "I'm trying to sleep one off, so would all of you patients please, just die" source: boingboing.net \| share:	27
	Nurse: "I'm trying to sleep one off, so would all of you patients please, just die" source: boingboing.net \| share:	27
(Some Guy)	Lost all your money trading cryptocurrency that became worthless? Have no fear, new exchange lets you try to sell your claims against bankrupt crypto companies. There's always a bigger sucker than you, right? source: coindesk.com \| share:	9
(Some Guy)	Lost all your money trading cryptocurrency that became worthless? Have no fear, new exchange lets you try to sell your claims against bankrupt crypto companies. There's always a bigger sucker than you, right? source: coindesk.com \| share:	9

Thu February 09, 2023
(QSR)	Shaq wants to put a Big Chicken restaurant into orbit. Unlikely: Teaming up with Blue Origin seems like a great idea source: qsrmagazine.com \| share:	17
(QSR)	Shaq wants to put a Big Chicken restaurant into orbit. Unlikely: Teaming up with Blue Origin seems like a great idea source: qsrmagazine.com \| share:	17

Wed February 08, 2023
	In Australia, two snakes cosplay as one Alien source: boingboing.net \| share:	9
	In Australia, two snakes cosplay as one Alien source: boingboing.net \| share:	9
	Something interesting is happening on the sun. How can we screw up the article? Let's attribute it to the James Webb which looks in the other direction source: vice.com \| share:	7

Tue February 07, 2023
	Aliens, definitely aliens, it is always aliens. Or whales source: pennlive.com \| share:	43
	Aliens, definitely aliens, it is always aliens. Or whales source: pennlive.com \| share:	43
	School superintendent sends letter to parents to reassure them there is "no reason to believe" any children ate any of the maggots that were found on pallets of school food last week source: lehighvalleylive.com \| share:	62

Mon February 06, 2023
	Sausage Party cancelled due to mass recall source: lehighvalleylive.com \| share:	7
	Sausage Party cancelled due to mass recall source: lehighvalleylive.com \| share:	7
	While using lava to cook a steak might sound like a great idea, this video tutorial proves otherwise source: boingboing.net \| share:	15
	While using lava to cook a steak might sound like a great idea, this video tutorial proves otherwise source: boingboing.net \| share:	15
	WWJD? Apparently screw the poor. Churches agree that merging and selling property to Lehigh University for $3.7 million is really much better for everyone instead of taking city's offer of $3.5 million to make land available for low income housing source: lehighvalleylive.com \| share:	105
(Some Guy)	Tennis, anyone? (Probably not, I just always wanted to say that). Alicia Parks of the USA defeats top player from France source: wtatennis.com \| share:	6
(Some Guy)	Tennis, anyone? (Probably not, I just always wanted to say that). Alicia Parks of the USA defeats top player from France source: wtatennis.com \| share:	6
	Goldman Sached source: theweek.com \| share:	9
	Goldman Sached source: theweek.com \| share:	9
	Family of man who frequently went hiking by himself in 4,000-acre natural reservation says it was uncharacteristic of him to go by himself in 4,000-acre natural reservation and then die there. He'd never done that before source: nj.com \| share:	35

Sun February 05, 2023
	Active shooter report at basketball game has Mars students baricade in rooms. No Earth shattering Ka-booms reported source: pennlive.com \| share:	33
	Not news: GTA in Pennsylvania. Fark: 5000 cars taken at once source: pennlive.com \| share:	13
	Not news: GTA in Pennsylvania. Fark: 5000 cars taken at once source: pennlive.com \| share:	13

Fri February 03, 2023
	Sheetz, which is like a WaWa (which is like a 7-11) drops Smile Policy after backlash source: pennlive.com \| share:	58
	FedEx driver tells customer "Go back to your country" later asks, "Should I not have said that?" and "Is anyone hiring?" source: kake.com \| share:	116
	FedEx driver tells customer "Go back to your country" later asks, "Should I not have said that?" and "Is anyone hiring?" source: kake.com \| share:	116

Thu February 02, 2023
		Where does a promising young quarterback go when he loses his "commit" to a huge presence in college football because he used a racial slur? Where, oh where can he go? Who would - BY GOD, THAT'S FLORIDA TAG'S MUSIC source: pennlive.com \| share:	35

Wed February 01, 2023
		Gibbon becomes pregnant while in isolation. Glory Hole-eluiah source: vice.com \| share:	49

Tue January 31, 2023
	Here's a link to some photos of an "adult baby store". What's your opinion on a place like this and also, do you think this could be a successful business? Subby's opinion is on the left source: indystar.com \| share:	37
(Some Guy)	If you were wondering what cromulent phrases and words The Simpsons have contributed to the English language, wonder no more source: en.wiktionary.org \| share:	44
(Some Guy)	If you were wondering what cromulent phrases and words The Simpsons have contributed to the English language, wonder no more source: en.wiktionary.org \| share:	44
(Some Guy)	Eat $30 of iHop, get a free Ant-Man ticket. What's worse, the food, the movie, or the idea that drove this promotion in this Business / Food / Ent triple threat? source: www2.activaterewards.com \| share:	32
(Some Guy)	Eat $30 of iHop, get a free Ant-Man ticket. What's worse, the food, the movie, or the idea that drove this promotion in this Business / Food / Ent triple threat? source: www2.activaterewards.com \| share:	32

Mon January 30, 2023
(Some Guy)	After the NFL sets 2023 cap at just over $224 million, how did your team fare? Bears look to spend with nearly $100M and Saints are drowning at -$59M source: spotrac.com \| share:	42
	Old and Busted: Secret woods porn. New Hotness: Secret woods grenade source: masslive.com \| share:	55
	Old and Busted: Secret woods porn. New Hotness: Secret woods grenade source: masslive.com \| share:	55

Sun January 29, 2023
		Turkey alerted over risk of attacks in United States. This is not a repeat from Thanksgiving source: usnews.com \| share:	45

Fri January 27, 2023
		North Texas men in search of sex workers are mistakenly traveling to a quiet Plano neighborhood and knocking on the door of a retired woman and she's fed up with it. Plus, more sunshine but still cool weather source: nbcdfw.com \| share:	37

Wed January 25, 2023
	"Scientists have created robots that can shapeshift between solid and liquid states" source: vice.com \| share:	37
	How do you do, fellow kids? source: nj.com \| share:	48
	How do you do, fellow kids? source: nj.com \| share:	48

Mon January 23, 2023
	Sword-waving customer makes Americans run from Dunkin source: nj.com \| share:	42
	Sword-waving customer makes Americans run from Dunkin source: nj.com \| share:	42

Sat January 21, 2023
		Why didn't anybody tell us "The Boy, the Mole, the Fox, and the Horse" was so unbelievably great? source: rottentomatoes.com \| share:	21

Fri January 20, 2023
	Stopped clocked trifecta in play source: vice.com \| share:	66
	They caught the eye of everyone from Da Vinci to Don Ho, but now scientists say they can finally explain why tiny bubbles act the way they do source: vice.com \| share:	4

Thu January 19, 2023
		Word on the streets is that an American graffiti artist who has tagged the word "WORD" on several subway cars in South Korea has been extradited back to Korea, where he faces 3 years in prison. WORD source: vice.com \| share:	105

Wed January 18, 2023
		If you had "Cute Dick Squad" on your sedition trial bingo card, come down and claim your prize source: dailykos.com \| share:	69

Tue January 17, 2023
	"TFG is nothing more than a basic Manhattan mook who'd walk over the bodies of his kids and grandkids to escape a burning building and then blame them for starting the fire" source: hillreporter.com \| share:	74
	The GOP has abandoned Yertle source: dailykos.com \| share:	56
	Looks like Captain Kirk saved us again source: dailykos.com \| share:	17

Mon January 16, 2023
	The cake is real (and the place that makes it is less than one mile from subby's house) source: boingboing.net \| share:	45
	Republicans delivered chaos as promised source: dailykos.com \| share:	37

Sun January 15, 2023
		You can't change the mind of a Y'allQaeda terrorist source: dailykos.com \| share:	183

Sat January 14, 2023
	Our new house is da bomb source: nj.com \| share:	14
	Our new house is da bomb source: nj.com \| share:	14

Fri January 13, 2023
		DeathSentence wants to practice for the White House by claiming executive privilege, which doesn't exist in the state government source: politico.com \| share:	42

Thu January 12, 2023
	Ohio couple: We can FA to our hearts' content and never FO because we're sovereign citizens. Prosecution and judge: Frankly we're surprised you didn't try to eat these documents before you turned them in source: vice.com \| share:	65
	Scientists 3D-map the magnetic field over the 'superbubble' that surrounds our solar system. Now ready to take on your mom next source: vice.com \| share:	7

Wed January 11, 2023
(Some Guy)	FTX says it's recovered over $5bil SO GET OFF OUR DICKS source: coindesk.com \| share:	15
(Some Guy)	FTX says it's recovered over $5bil SO GET OFF OUR DICKS source: coindesk.com \| share:	15

Tue January 10, 2023
	WANTED: Enthusiastic college marketing grads willing to discover the fine art of thrusting an enormous wang-shaped vehicle repeatedly into America's cities, towns, and rural areas. Valid driver's license, and dirt trail experience recommended source: boingboing.net \| share:	31
	Madison Cawthorn to get new gig as Florida Man source: hillreporter.com \| share:	113
	GOP already preparing to lose in 2024...bigly source: hillreporter.com \| share:	213
	Sold as a $130 kit, you'll get enough to make one larger chalet, or two smaller homes, a chateau and an A-frame. Yeah. Food tab source: boingboing.net \| share:	2

Sat January 07, 2023
		Elmo no pay severance source: dailykos.com \| share:	51

Fri January 06, 2023
	You're a flatbed driver hauling heavy machinery and have to make a tight turn. Do you: A. Make the turn and amaze others with your skill. B. Give up and find an alternate route. C. Roll the truck, lose the machinery, and crush a waiting SUV source: nj.com \| share:	15
	You're a flatbed driver hauling heavy machinery and have to make a tight turn. Do you: A. Make the turn and amaze others with your skill. B. Give up and find an alternate route. C. Roll the truck, lose the machinery, and crush a waiting SUV source: nj.com \| share:	15
	Grand Rapids Michigan has had a whopping 5 minutes of sunshine so far this year source: mlive.com \| share:	65
	Grand Rapids Michigan has had a whopping 5 minutes of sunshine so far this year source: mlive.com \| share:	65
	"The officer was suspended without pay after the video went viral." because the problem was that he was noticed, and nothing else source: vice.com \| share:	130

Thu January 05, 2023
	Scientists develop bionic penis. NANANANANANANAAAAAAAAAA source: vice.com \| share:	15
	WRESTLE KINGDOM 17 is in the books. Who will be the 1st KOPW 2023? The rest of the card will be decided by bell time. NEW YEAR DASH 2023 starts @ 4:30 AM ET on NJPWWorld.com, the King of Sports source: njpw1972.com \| share:	84

Wed January 04, 2023
(traubfuneralhome.com)	It is with a very heavy heart that I must inform you that Sue McAnulty (puggysmom on Fark) passed away earlier this week following a courageous 12 year battle with cancer. She will be dearly missed by all of us, but will live in our hearts and souls forever source: traubfuneralhome.com \| share:	90
	How do we handle space junk? source: theweek.com \| share:	38
	How do we handle space junk? source: theweek.com \| share:	38
	County encourages residents to not just throw out dead strands of holiday lights that may contain mercury, and instead bring them in to the e-recycling dropoff, so they can be shipped far away and poison some poor country's groundwater instead source: tapinto.net \| share:	16

Tue January 03, 2023
	In today's oddly specific news, the stolen vehicle fell 21.3 feet source: nj.com \| share:	32
	In today's oddly specific news, the stolen vehicle fell 21.3 feet source: nj.com \| share:	32
	Insta is the new TikTok, says increasingly nervous Instagram CEO source: vice.com \| share:	24
	Now that the parties are out of the way, what are your New Year's resolutions? Subby is just hoping to keep his through this week source: fark.com \| share:	12

Mon January 02, 2023
(Some Guy)		Our devolution into a pugilistic barbaric civilization is now complete. Welcome to complete idiocracy source: powerslap.com \| share:	20

Sun January 01, 2023
		The ten most-hated films of 2022 source: dailykos.com \| share:	64

Sat December 31, 2022
		GOP promises stupidity in the House source: dailykos.com \| share:	66

Fri December 30, 2022
	The Friday daytime bowl games starts with the Duke's Mayo Bowl with Maryland and NC State squaring off at Noon ET on ESPN, then at 2:00 PM on CBS it's the Tony the Tiger Sun Bowl with Pitt taking on UCLA. Is your bowl game pool still looking good? source: foxsports.com \| share:	35
	The Friday daytime bowl games starts with the Duke's Mayo Bowl with Maryland and NC State squaring off at Noon ET on ESPN, then at 2:00 PM on CBS it's the Tony the Tiger Sun Bowl with Pitt taking on UCLA. Is your bowl game pool still looking good? source: foxsports.com \| share:	35

Wed December 28, 2022
	Let's be honest; it's the only reason anyone watches hockey source: theweek.com \| share:	43
	Let's be honest; it's the only reason anyone watches hockey source: theweek.com \| share:	43

Tue December 27, 2022
(KZ104.3)	If a radio station played only Weird Al songs, would you "Eat It" up? Well, here's your chance to find out source: kz1043.com \| share:	25
(KZ104.3)	If a radio station played only Weird Al songs, would you "Eat It" up? Well, here's your chance to find out source: kz1043.com \| share:	25
	Michigan cold case resolved source: mlive.com \| share:	28
	Michigan cold case resolved source: mlive.com \| share:	28
	Toxic masculinity may be caused by a brain parasite that presumably starves source: dailykos.com \| share:	107

Sat December 24, 2022
(Some Guy)		WW2 vet celebrates his 100th birthday with $10,000 donation to his favorite charity, his own booth & free chicken fingers source: qsrmagazine.com \| share:	26

Fri December 23, 2022
		Drew joins Middays with Jayme and Grayson on 98.1 KMBZ in Kansas City this afternoon at 12:30 ET to discuss twitter, time travel, and the state of the media source: audacy.com \| share:	12

Thu December 22, 2022
		You mean he even lied about being gay? This just keeps getting better source: dailykos.com \| share:	162

Wed December 21, 2022
	Police arrest a teen near Ferris High School for possessing a knife, singing "Twist and Shout" too loudly, and being absent 9 times source: nj.com \| share:	23
	Police arrest a teen near Ferris High School for possessing a knife, singing "Twist and Shout" too loudly, and being absent 9 times source: nj.com \| share:	23

Tue December 20, 2022
(Some Guy)	Do you know how the Romulans call a Quarter Pounder with cheese? source: redshirtsalwaysdie.com \| share:	37
	Michigan man who died in a trailer fire is remembered as a collector of newspapers. Well there's your problem right there source: mlive.com \| share:	29
	Michigan man who died in a trailer fire is remembered as a collector of newspapers. Well there's your problem right there source: mlive.com \| share:	29
	Ceiling cat nods approvingly at floor roomba, as it watches you pee and posts it to social media. (Nsfw image) source: technologyreview.com \| share:	8

Sun December 18, 2022
		Graphic design is my passion source: boingboing.net \| share:	77

Fri December 16, 2022
	$2.1 million selling stolen goods on eBay? Oh Mai source: masslive.com \| share:	6
	$2.1 million selling stolen goods on eBay? Oh Mai source: masslive.com \| share:	6
	Guess who just managed to Streisand Effect his way to an entire subreddit dedicated to tracking his stupid jet? source: old.reddit.com \| share:	174

Thu December 15, 2022
		Subby got a new job and has to write a short bio. Any advice is appreciated source: fark.com \| share:	37

Wed December 14, 2022
	Congress comes to an agreement to fund the government for another year and avert a shutdown. Some people are unhappy about this source: dailykos.com \| share:	57
	Louie Gohmert: I'm the biggest idiot in Congress. Lauren Boebert: Hold my toxic pork slider source: boingboing.net \| share:	129

Tue December 13, 2022
		Avatar: The Way of Water reviews are in, and...it's pretty. That's about it source: rottentomatoes.com \| share:	197

Sat December 10, 2022
	Broncos turn to Guarantano to help their QB problems, exciting Denver fans who misread the headline source: si.com \| share:	14
	Can "The Ocho" retain vs Claudio? Does Samoa Joe stop Juice from getting lose? Athena vs Martinez, will Garcia stay PURE vs Wheeler? FTR vs the Briscoes for the tag belts in a "double dog collar match. It's ROH Final Battle at 3 PM ET on B/R Live source: rohwrestling.com \| share:	101

Fri December 09, 2022
	He survived the roll over car accident but forgot to watch for trains source: pennlive.com \| share:	62
	He survived the roll over car accident but forgot to watch for trains source: pennlive.com \| share:	62

Thu December 08, 2022
	Doctor who asked 17-year-old patient if he could be her sugar daddy discovers he wasn't really communicating with his underage patient source: al.com \| share:	62
	Doctor who asked 17-year-old patient if he could be her sugar daddy discovers he wasn't really communicating with his underage patient source: al.com \| share:	62

Wed December 07, 2022
	Headline of the Month November 2022 voting for Politics source: fark.com \| share:	18
	Headline of the Month November 2022 voting for Food source: fark.com \| share:	14
	Headline of the Month November 2022 voting for D'awww source: fark.com \| share:	11
	Headline of the Month November 2022 voting for Fandom source: fark.com \| share:	14
	Headline of the Month November 2022 voting for Sports source: fark.com \| share:	21
	Headline of the Month November 2022 voting for Discussion source: fark.com \| share:	7
	Headline of the Month November 2022 voting for Main source: fark.com \| share:	31
	Headline of the Month October 2022 voting for Food source: fark.com \| share:	16

Tue December 06, 2022
	Strike The Earth source: store.steampowered.com \| share:	49
	What does it say that Wikipedia has 604 "low quality" images of cats? That people don't know how to take a good picture? Or people can't tell the difference between a good picture and a bad one? Or some people's cat are butt-ugly? source: commons.m.wikimedia.org \| share:	17
	Gun-totin' nazis are becoming a regular occurrence at drag queen events. At least until the drag queens start packin'. I mean carrying their own guns, just in case that was vague source: dailykos.com \| share:	298

Mon December 05, 2022
	Subby just took his first ever COVID test. What should he do while he waits for the results? source: fark.com \| share:	51
	Grinch attacks reindeer in booze induced fury source: mlive.com \| share:	22
	Grinch attacks reindeer in booze induced fury source: mlive.com \| share:	22

Sun December 04, 2022
	Louisiana creates a tip line to allow anyone to report librarians doing their job source: vice.com \| share:	89
	Do we still need to be concerned about Covid misinformation? source: theweek.com \| share:	126
	Do we still need to be concerned about Covid misinformation? source: theweek.com \| share:	126

Fri December 02, 2022
	JWST is now the planet's most advanced fart detector source: boingboing.net \| share:	16
	Oregon robotic sex toy pioneer appears to have shot its load source: oregonlive.com \| share:	17
	Oregon robotic sex toy pioneer appears to have shot its load source: oregonlive.com \| share:	17
	Happy Third Anniversary of the Covid Pandemic source: dailykos.com \| share:	102

Thu December 01, 2022
		Aubrey Plaza movies ranked. I'd write a joke, but you've already clicked source: i-d.vice.com \| share:	112

Wed November 30, 2022
	Kalamazoo police on the lookout for six escaped emus source: mlive.com \| share:	62
	Kalamazoo police on the lookout for six escaped emus source: mlive.com \| share:	62
(Some Guy)	Subby just accidentally won a guitar signed by Train at a silent auction benefitting a local music school. What's the weirdest thing you've gotten at an auction? source: savemesanfrancisco.com \| share:	38

Tue November 29, 2022
	The Tuesday Night Science Channel Discussion Thread, 9PM Eastern source: fark.com \| share:	56
	Did you shop on Cyber Monday? Your data was quite the bargain source: lifehacker.com \| share:	19
	Did you shop on Cyber Monday? Your data was quite the bargain source: lifehacker.com \| share:	19

Sun November 27, 2022
		Will Smith gets slapped in the face by Covid source: hellomagazine.com \| share:	25

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