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Fri August 14, 2020
(ARCA Racing)
 
 
 
For those lucky to have MAV TV, you're going to see stock cars take to the Daytona Road Course for the first time ever with bad brakes and no practice. Coverage of the General Tire 100 starts at 5 PM Eastern
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(ARCA Racing)
 
 
 
For those lucky to have MAV TV, you're going to see stock cars take to the Daytona Road Course for the first time ever with bad brakes and no practice. Coverage of the General Tire 100 starts at 5 PM Eastern
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(NHL)
 
 
 
5 games today. Unless we get multiple OTs, then we'll have an extra game tommorow, and Milbury can suck it. Puck drops at 2pm EST Get well soon Claude
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Thu August 13, 2020
(NHL)
 
 
 
My Darling, it's Day 3 of our expedition and things are slogging on. 4 games today, all more or less equally scattered between 3-10:30pm ET. No clear favorites are emerging, but we all are pressing on. One chant has arisen - Suck it Millbury. XXXOOO
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Jeanine "Leaving Las Vegas" Pirro implies Joe Biden might not even make it to Election Day. Subby has 10 bucks on her liver beating him to the punch
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
I'm going to wash the derp right into my hair
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump: Wow these polls numbers really, suck, it seems the rampant virus, horrific death toll, and economic crash has really got people down. *I* know what really cheer all those poor, sick people up: another tax cut for rich people
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Wed August 12, 2020
(UEFA Champions League)
 
 
 
Join us for the Champions League at 3PM Eastern and cheer for PSG to flame out once again this time at the hands of Atalanta
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(UEFA Champions League)
 
 
 
Join us for the Champions League at 3PM Eastern and cheer for PSG to flame out once again this time at the hands of Atalanta
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(NHL)
 
 
 
Thanks to a game that ended about 9 minutes ago, there's 5 games on Day 2 of the Stanley Cup Playoffs. Starting at 11am ET with the rescheduled B's-Canes and going all day. Shut up, Pierre
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(NHL)
 
 
 
Thanks to a game that ended about 9 minutes ago, there's 5 games on Day 2 of the Stanley Cup Playoffs. Starting at 11am ET with the rescheduled B's-Canes and going all day. Shut up, Pierre
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(NHL)
 
 
 
Unlike videos shared on Fark lately, it takes Lightning five overtime periods to strike
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(NHL)
 
 
 
Unlike videos shared on Fark lately, it takes Lightning five overtime periods to strike
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Tue August 11, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
The likely winner of the Belarusian election (prior to rigging) has been found...in exile in Lithuania. But at least she hasn't fallen out of a poorly made Russian third story window yet, so that's something. Right?
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Mon August 10, 2020
(PennLive)
 
 
 
RIP "Kamala" Harris
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Sun August 09, 2020
(NHL)
 
 
 
Three games today. Bruins vs, Caps at Noon ET. Stars and Blues at 3 PM, Then time for a trip to the liquor store before the Leafs are eliminated by the Blue Jackets at 8 PM. Or a Tortarella meltdown around 11 PM. Hockey in August. Because it's 2020
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Simon Cowell decides he no longer needs an intact spine
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Sat August 08, 2020
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Knight Rider - The Movie
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(NHL)
 
 
 
Only two games today, with both for the #1 seed: Vegas vs. Colorado at 3 PM ET, then Philly vs, Bolts at 8 PM. Both on NBC. Your liver appreciates the break
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Fri August 07, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Another Black man serving life sentence for weed-related crime. Not Fair
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(NHL)
 
 
 
NHL Playoffs Day 7: Survival Mode. 6 games, 6 teams facing elimination. Columbus try to rake the Leafs 20.5 hours after their thrilling OT win. The Swamp Cats try to avoid becoming the Wamp Wamp Cats. The Perds will try to get one more word in. @NOON
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(NHL)
 
 
 
NHL Playoffs Day 7: Survival Mode. 6 games, 6 teams facing elimination. Columbus try to rake the Leafs 20.5 hours after their thrilling OT win. The Swamp Cats try to avoid becoming the Wamp Wamp Cats. The Perds will try to get one more word in. @NOON
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(Wisconsin Public Radio)
 
 
 
Next up for 2020: Rare carnivorous plant unexpectedly makes a comeback
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(Wisconsin Public Radio)
 
 
 
Next up for 2020: Rare carnivorous plant unexpectedly makes a comeback
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Young gorilla at Fort Worth Zoo really wants to play with his Dad, but Dad's not having it (w/video)
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Wed August 05, 2020
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Dam, son
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Headline:"Get a bird feeder, and don't overthink it." Article most likely written by squirrels
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Tue August 04, 2020
(Bon Appetit)
 
 
 
Whole Moong Dosa - If the Hulk and Popeye decided to make pancakes
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(NHL)
 
 
 
NHL Playoffs Day 4: 12+ hours of hockey. Will the Coyotes or Nashville be the apex predator? Will the Leafs lose to a 42 YEAR OLD ZAMBONI DRIVER WHO WORKS FOR THEM? Will the Canucks answer the call of the Wild? We start @ Noon ET. LOCKDOWN PIERRE
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(NHL)
 
 
 
NHL Playoffs Day 4: 12+ hours of hockey. Will the Coyotes or Nashville be the apex predator? Will the Leafs lose to a 42 YEAR OLD ZAMBONI DRIVER WHO WORKS FOR THEM? Will the Canucks answer the call of the Wild? We start @ Noon ET. LOCKDOWN PIERRE
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Mon August 03, 2020
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Man creates a mask you can drink in
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
So if you're thinking that since it's August, it'll be a great time to take a warm swim in Lake Michigan, you're gonna have to think again
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
So if you're thinking that since it's August, it'll be a great time to take a warm swim in Lake Michigan, you're gonna have to think again
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(NHL)
 
 
 
NHL Playoffs: Day 3. 6 games on tap. Will a Bunch of Jerks rock the Rangers like a hurricane? Will the Jets flame out against Calgary? Will the Pens be eaten by a leopard seal with an outrageous French Canadian accent? 1st puck @ Noon ET
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(NHL)
 
 
 
NHL Playoffs: Day 3. 6 games on tap. Will a Bunch of Jerks rock the Rangers like a hurricane? Will the Jets flame out against Calgary? Will the Pens be eaten by a leopard seal with an outrageous French Canadian accent? 1st puck @ Noon ET
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Sun August 02, 2020
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Shut up and drink your Kool A-- I mean hydroxychloroquine. The stonk gods demand more freedom bodies
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Carrot dogs are perfect for vegan attendees at your party. Are carrot dogs a taco? Well, that remains up for debate
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(NHL)
 
 
 
NHL playoffs day two brings 5 more games starting at 1 PM ET. Pace yourself Farkers, it's a marathon, not a sprint
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Sat August 01, 2020
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Kodak is a picture of securities fraud
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(Fark)
 
 
 
At your wit's end from social distancing? Need something different in entertainment and distraction? How about a first look at a new science fiction novel? Presenting: The Voyage of the New Beginning, now through Chapter 35 - "Chance"
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(NHL)
 
 
 
After that bit of unpleasantness, it's Day 1 of the 2020 Stanley Cup Playoffs. Get your goonjuice ready and get into the thread. The action starts at Noon ET on NBCSN
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(NHL)
 
 
 
After that bit of unpleasantness, it's Day 1 of the 2020 Stanley Cup Playoffs. Get your goonjuice ready and get into the thread. The action starts at Noon ET on NBCSN
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"If you don't put that mask on RIGHT NOW so help me, I'm going to turn this plane right around.: No Ok, HERE WE GO"
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Thu July 30, 2020
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Researchers: "Children are disgusting little germy weasels who spend their time wiping infectious boogers on everything"
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Wed July 29, 2020
(The Conversation)
 
 
 
The privacy paradox: we say we care about our data, so why don't we - OOOH LOOK - NEW TIKTOK FACEPAGE GOOGLE VIDEO GAME APP
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
The privacy paradox: we say we care about our data, so why don't we - OOOH LOOK - NEW TIKTOK FACEPAGE GOOGLE VIDEO GAME APP
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(NHL)
 
 
 
Hockey's back with a vengeance, six, SIX games today starting at Noon ET. Yeah they're exhibition games but ...hockey. No idea where you can watch them (NHLtv), but somewhere hockey is actually being played ... in July ...strange timeline indeed
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Tue July 28, 2020
(NHL)
 
 
 
Ready for some mid summer hockey? Exhibition puck drops at 4pm eastern. Grab your goon juice and join the crowd from where ever you are because nobody gets to be there this year
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(NHL)
 
 
 
Ready for some mid summer hockey? Exhibition puck drops at 4pm eastern. Grab your goon juice and join the crowd from where ever you are because nobody gets to be there this year
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(NHL)
 
 
 
Let the (exhibition) games begin
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(WRCB)
 
 
 
Rob Gronkowski has gone off the grid in Marion County TN
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
And the latest homemade anti-coronavirus remedy is...semen smoothies?
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Mon July 27, 2020
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Here's a good hack to know while we're all cooking at home more: how to make burritos taste as good as they do at restaurants
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Here's a good hack to know while we're all cooking at home more: how to make burritos taste as good as they do at restaurants
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Sat July 25, 2020
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
That $600 a week unemployment payout got everyone accustomed to what a livable minimum wage really should be - $15 an hour
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Fri July 24, 2020
(The Register)
 
 
 
Amazon says it's so good at policing third-party software for Alexa these guys could only get over 200+ rule-breaking apps past it
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(Steam Powered)
 
 
 
Your rig, show it to us and list its specs. Link goes to Steam hardware survey showing that while Intel dominates still, AMD has had real gains in CPU share. This is your Fark Friday gaming thread
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Remember that piggish cheesehead who moved out West to help the Dildonians squat on a wildlife refuge a few years ago? The one who posted a video suggesting you should shoot at police on your way out there? Well guess what he just did
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Wed July 22, 2020
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Three Fingered Jack offs 19-year-old
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Mon July 20, 2020
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
"Trump will be leaving, even if he has to be fumigated out" (Pelosi)
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Front Porch Phil and Patti are getting charged
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Old & stale: Farking behind 7 proxies. New hotness: breathing behind 6 facemasks without any oxygenation difficulties
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Old & stale: Farking behind 7 proxies. New hotness: breathing behind 6 facemasks without any oxygenation difficulties
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(Fark)
 
 
 
So what is the best joke from any comedian that you ever heard?
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Sun July 19, 2020
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
"Show me show me show me how you do that trick. The one that makes me scream, " she said. The one that makes you wind up dead
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
"Show me show me show me how you do that trick. The one that makes me scream, " she said. The one that makes you wind up dead
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Sat July 18, 2020
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Now that the Jade Helm conspiracy has come true on Portland streets, where are the angry militias? Where's the NRA? This is exactly what you need those big boy guns for, isn't it?
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Fri July 17, 2020
(The Register)
 
 
 
Seven 'no log' VPN providers accused of leaking 1.2TB of user logs. you really think someone would do that? Just go on the internet and tell lies?
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(News 12 Westchester)
 
 
 
Aaaaannnnd...here comes the West Nile Virus
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Thu July 16, 2020
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
"Putin must have known he'd hit the jackpot when Donald crossed his radar back in the 80s"
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Scientists say human hotdog-eating record is 9 hotdogs shy of physical limit. Challenge acce... what?... EIGHTY-FARKING-FOUR??? You now what, that's o.k., I'm good
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
So did Moscow Mitch buy stock in a children's coffin manufacturer, or what?
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Tue July 14, 2020
(TC Palm)
 
 
 
"It Came From Outer Space" is a 1953 sci-fi movie. "It Came From Her Anus" is a 2020 chapter in the Florida Man chronicles
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Welp, we've got a full COVID-mask-argument/police violence crossover
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Welp, we've got a full COVID-mask-argument/police violence crossover
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Sat July 11, 2020
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
What, exactly, are they so proud of? The fact that even their photos smell like a combination of hot dog water, laundry Mom hasn't washed yet, and too much free time?
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(New Japan Pro-Wrestling)
 
 
 
The Rainmaker, or the King of Darkness; who will walk away with the trophy and a double-title shot against Tetsuya Naito? LIVE from Osaka-Jo Hall, NEW JAPAN CUP 2020: FINAL starts @ 4:00 AM EDT on NJPWWorld.com
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Thu July 09, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Do you think it should be legal or illegal to fire someone due to their political beliefs?
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Wed July 08, 2020
(NBC 2 Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Social media sleuths confuse Illinois youth pastor for man in viral Costco video
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Tue July 07, 2020
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Japanese rapper GAMI busted for 0.02 ounces of weed. Now that's gangsta
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Florida man in Costco goes full Florida Man when elderly woman asks why he isn't wearing a mask
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Mon July 06, 2020
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Well who knew pink snow was worse than yellow snow?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Facebook is not a mirror. It's a gun. Unlicensed, out of control, in the hands of 2.6 billion people across the planet"
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Sun July 05, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Man on way home from TV interview about police racism has his car window smashed in by - you guessed it - the police
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Thu July 02, 2020
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
France bans e-bike ad because it might trigger the flailing automotive industry. Common sense, sustainability, environment surrender
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(IndyStar)
 
 
 
"The suspension offers the Bishop an opportunity for pastoral discernment for the good of the diocese and for the good of Father Rothrock." is priest talk for "Damn son, don't be spreading yo' crazy round here"
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Wed July 01, 2020
(Kickstarter)
 
 
 
Take a deeeep breath; breathe that scent in, Farkers. Y-you smell that? That's the smell of space Farkers and most of you won't experience it: but there is Eau du Space, a Kickstarter from NASA
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(Kickstarter)
 
 
 
Take a deeeep breath; breathe that scent in, Farkers. Y-you smell that? That's the smell of space Farkers and most of you won't experience it: but there is Eau du Space, a Kickstarter from NASA
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
"Like a glory hole for your hands" And with that, phrasing became extinct
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Tue June 30, 2020
(ThreatPost)
 
 
 
Amazon's facial recognition "misidentified" more than 100 photos of US and UK lawmakers as criminals. Sure Jan, misidentified
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(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Satanic Priest compares Black Lives Matter to "maggots and parasites" trying to create a "new species of human". My bad, it was a Catholic Priest
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
The good Ghostbusters is returning to theaters and drive-ins on July 1st
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
The good Ghostbusters is returning to theaters and drive-ins on July 1st
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The GOP is truly no better than a group of petulant children
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Mon June 29, 2020
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Or you could just buy non runny-ass peanut butter
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Sun June 28, 2020
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
And for his next move, Trump wants to...*checks notes* defund Stars and Stripes
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Fri June 26, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Lamestream media polling shows Trump trailing Biden in NC, FL, TX, and GA (checks notes) wait, strike that -- Fox News polls
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Endangered whale, one of only 400, well now 399, left in the world, found dead off the N.J. coast
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Goldman Sachs releases its own font Goldman Sans, forbids criticism of Goldman Sachs with it. LGT criticism of Goldman Sachs using Goldman Sans
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Walk on the railroad bridge, end up on Fark
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Thu June 25, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The transformation of a lost sick dog into a happy healthy pupper (Dust Warning, CAT 4)
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
What if Goodfellas was cut like a 90s sitcom? Funny how? (NSFW language)
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
What if Goodfellas was cut like a 90s sitcom? Funny how? (NSFW language)
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Wed June 24, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Tanks for the memories. Warning: Slideshow
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
"Aunt Jemima was canceled... she was the picture of the American dream", said blonde teenage Trump fan. She also had a "kick me" sign on
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
"Aunt Jemima was canceled... she was the picture of the American dream", said blonde teenage Trump fan. She also had a "kick me" sign on
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Tue June 23, 2020
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Man critical after water rescue from lake. Well, it's not much of a rescue if that's water's natural habitat, now is it?
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Kids, lol
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Mon June 22, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
I have supplies to make 100 masks and the ability to drive to Trump's Phoenix rally tomorrow. What's my play here?
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Fri June 19, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Nothing, just a knockoff lego set of the Border Wall, complete with racist depictions of Mexicans. Ages 5+
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Thu June 18, 2020
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
...and a note, signed: Drew Curtis
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Black Sabbath lives matter. All proceeds going to Black Lives Matter
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Black Sabbath lives matter. All proceeds going to Black Lives Matter
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Wed June 17, 2020
(AL.com)
 
 
 
"Whether LGBT CONDUCT has same anti-discrimination rights as BIRTH TRAITS YOU HAVE NO CONTROL OVER (race, ethnicity) is POLICY matter decided by ELECTED representatives IN A REPUBLIC"
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Tue June 16, 2020
(Sad and Useless)
 
 
 
Kitty close-ups. Many Farkers see this every morning when they wake up and open their eyes
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(NBC 2 Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Florida Man's tastes are getting more expensive -- this time, he stole over $700 in wine
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Mon June 15, 2020
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Old Shanty Cafe building destroyed in fire. Owners of the Snack Shed and the Lean-To Tearoom appraising situation
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Farmers come together to feed those in need. Soon to be on Pornhub
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Soon, there will be an opportunity to crap where no man or woman has crapped before
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Sun June 14, 2020
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Mainz are hosting Augsburg now, hoping to stave off relegation. Then at 12 Noon ET, Schalke look for better form as they host Leverkusen. This is your Sunday Bundesliga Discussion Thread
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(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Mainz are hosting Augsburg now, hoping to stave off relegation. Then at 12 Noon ET, Schalke look for better form as they host Leverkusen. This is your Sunday Bundesliga Discussion Thread
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Sat June 13, 2020
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
At 9:30 AM ET, Wolfsburg host Freiburg, Dusseldorf host Dortmund, Hertha Berlin host Eintracht Frankfurt, Köln host Union, & Paderborn host Werder Bremen, all before the 12:30 PM main event between Bayern & M'Gladbach. It's your Saturday Bundesliga Thread
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(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
At 9:30 AM ET, Wolfsburg host Freiburg, Dusseldorf host Dortmund, Hertha Berlin host Eintracht Frankfurt, Köln host Union, & Paderborn host Werder Bremen, all before the 12:30 PM main event between Bayern & M'Gladbach. It's your Saturday Bundesliga Thread
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Fri June 12, 2020
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
"A Gömböc has only two equilibrium points, one stable and one unstable." Surprisingly this article is not an Ikea bookshelf review
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
"A Gömböc has only two equilibrium points, one stable and one unstable." Surprisingly this article is not an Ikea bookshelf review
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(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Hoffenheim are looking to keep up with the chase for European spots as they host RB Leipzig, a team trying to hold onto their UCL spot. Kickoff is at 2:30 PM ET on Fox Sports. This is your Friday Bundesliga Discussion Thread
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(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Hoffenheim are looking to keep up with the chase for European spots as they host RB Leipzig, a team trying to hold onto their UCL spot. Kickoff is at 2:30 PM ET on Fox Sports. This is your Friday Bundesliga Discussion Thread
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Thu June 11, 2020
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Senate Republicans see catastrophe for the nation, rush into action to provide necessary powers to subpoena the hell out of Obama officials
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Listen, black guy, we obviously pulled you over because of your driving 65 in a 70 zone. Obviously you were thinking about speeding or maybe joining a BLM protest
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Please do not, I repeat, DO NOT attempt to take selfies with the bear. Also, lock down your picnic baskets
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Please do not, I repeat, DO NOT attempt to take selfies with the bear. Also, lock down your picnic baskets
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Why are so few people able to sing opera? do they have some specific physical ability that most people lack? and who are some of your favorite operatic trained non-opera stars?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
If you had the option of having a pouch like a Kangaroo at a reasonable cost, would you go for it? what would you carry about? how would you keep your pouch clean and smelling fresh?
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Wed June 10, 2020
(GOP)
 
 
 
Somehow, Trump being popular among a dwindling number of Republicans is an indicator that he's gaining momentum for a general election win
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Mon June 08, 2020
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Fark Headline: Canadian tethered to 265 pounds of marijuana found unconscious in Detroit River
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Sun June 07, 2020
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Pig in a blanket
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Pig in a blanket
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Sat June 06, 2020
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
The latest unhinged liberals to ludicrously claim Trump is losing the 2020 race? The Trump campaign
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(WRCB)
 
 
 
Anderson's gear was a 7-medium action, Shakespeare rod with a Quantum HD 40 spinning reel. The spinning reel had 12-pound monofilament line. His hook was a number 2, octopus circle, baited with a nightcrawler. Who knew fishing could get so technical
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(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
At 9:30 AM ET, Leipzig host Paderborn, Leverkusen host Bayern, Eintracht Frankfurt host Mainz, and Dusseldorf host Hoffenheim. Then, Dortmund host Hertha Berlin at 12:30 PM. It's your Saturday Bundesliga Football Discussion Thread
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(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
At 9:30 AM ET, Leipzig host Paderborn, Leverkusen host Bayern, Eintracht Frankfurt host Mainz, and Dusseldorf host Hoffenheim. Then, Dortmund host Hertha Berlin at 12:30 PM. It's your Saturday Bundesliga Football Discussion Thread
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Fri June 05, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Unarmed, handcuffed black man killed by officers after yelling, "I can't breathe" Difficulty: no, not him. Not him, either
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(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Friday Bundesliga action SC Freiburg host Borussia M'gladbach. Freiburg hope to keep near Europa qualifying while M'Gladbach want to close in on the chase for second place. Match starts at 2:30 PM EDT on FS2
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(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Friday Bundesliga action SC Freiburg host Borussia M'gladbach. Freiburg hope to keep near Europa qualifying while M'Gladbach want to close in on the chase for second place. Match starts at 2:30 PM EDT on FS2
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Thu June 04, 2020
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Bunker Boy says, Secret Service are just a bunch of deep staters. We need more bunkers, walls, vicious dogs, armed MAGA-hate wearing lunatics. Otherwise, how will I be safe?
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Wed June 03, 2020
(The Hour)
 
 
 
Company supported by Google, Twitter and Facebook sues Trump over executive order on social media clampdown. You can read about it all over the net
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Tue June 02, 2020
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
"All you need to know about cat restraint is 'squish that cat'"
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
"All you need to know about cat restraint is 'squish that cat'"
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Hire professional movers
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Hire professional movers
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Mon June 01, 2020
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
One Bundesliga match today: Koeln hosting RB Leipzig. Will empty stadium homefield advantage help Cologne? Will Leipzig get back into the top 3 hunt? Action starts 2:30 PM EDT on Fox Sports
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(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
One Bundesliga match today: Koeln hosting RB Leipzig. Will empty stadium homefield advantage help Cologne? Will Leipzig get back into the top 3 hunt? Action starts 2:30 PM EDT on Fox Sports
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Is there a food or drink you love that nobody else around you does?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Bob and Doug's Excellent Adventure continues on the ISS
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Sun May 31, 2020
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Monchengladbach host Union Berlin at 9:30 AM ET, followed by last place Paderborn hosting 2nd place side Borussia Dortmund at Noon. It's Sunday morning football from Germany. This is your Bundesliga Discussion Thread
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(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Monchengladbach host Union Berlin at 9:30 AM ET, followed by last place Paderborn hosting 2nd place side Borussia Dortmund at Noon. It's Sunday morning football from Germany. This is your Bundesliga Discussion Thread
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Sat May 30, 2020
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
At 9:30 AM ET, Wolfsburg host Eintracht Frankfurt, Hertha Berlin play Augsburg, Mainz have Hoffenheim, and a struggling Schalke take on cellar dwellers Werder Bremen. At 12:30 PM, Bayern host Dusseldorf. It's your Saturday Bundesliga Discussion Thread
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(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
At 9:30 AM ET, Wolfsburg host Eintracht Frankfurt, Hertha Berlin play Augsburg, Mainz have Hoffenheim, and a struggling Schalke take on cellar dwellers Werder Bremen. At 12:30 PM, Bayern host Dusseldorf. It's your Saturday Bundesliga Discussion Thread
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(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Nothing derails a train like a Deere
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Fri May 29, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Less of a challenge than Whitney and her Militank in Pokemon Crystal it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. LGT Borderlands: The Handsome Collection free at Epic. What have you been playing? Side note: favourite Indie games? Tell us inside
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Thu May 28, 2020
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
It may be time for Susan Collins to show a bit of concern
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Wed May 27, 2020
(WRCB)
 
 
 
Headline: Heading back to the gym? Doctors explain how to stay safe. Article: Nothing is explained
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Tue May 26, 2020
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Passed out drunk is no way to float down a river, son
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Passed out drunk is no way to float down a river, son
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(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
The match day begins at 12:30 pm ET with Dortmund hosting Bayern in Der Klassiker and continues at 2:30 with Wolfsburg at Leverkusen, Freiburg at Eintracht Frankfurt, and Werder Bremen hosting Mönchengladbach. It's your mid-week Bundesliga Discussion Thread
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(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
The match day begins at 12:30 pm ET with Dortmund hosting Bayern in Der Klassiker and continues at 2:30 with Wolfsburg at Leverkusen, Freiburg at Eintracht Frankfurt, and Werder Bremen hosting Mönchengladbach. It's your mid-week Bundesliga Discussion Thread
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Mon May 25, 2020
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Quality fire burns Quality Inn
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Sun May 24, 2020
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Schalke host Augsburg at 7:30 AM ET, followed by Leipzig at Mainz at 9:30 AM, and Köln hosting Dusseldorf at Noon. It's a Sunday triple header of football. This is your Bundesliga Discussion Thread
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(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Schalke host Augsburg at 7:30 AM ET, followed by Leipzig at Mainz at 9:30 AM, and Köln hosting Dusseldorf at Noon. It's a Sunday triple header of football. This is your Bundesliga Discussion Thread
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Sat May 23, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
CDC warns of a new pestilent threat in America: "roving rat armies" engaging in "unusual or aggressive rodent behavior"
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Scientists claim people can hear your gesticulations, didn't hear subby flipping them the bird
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(MassLive)
 
 
 
Boy, how lucky am I now that I didn't sell my Drive-In theater to make way for a Home Depot
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(MassLive)
 
 
 
Boy, how lucky am I now that I didn't sell my Drive-In theater to make way for a Home Depot
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Pontiac Fiero Museum destroyed by floodwaters. Damages estimated to be in the tens of dollars
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(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
At 9:30 AM ET, it's Freiburg vs Werder Bremen, Paderborn vs Hoffenheim, M'Gladbach vs Leverkusen, and Wolfsburg vs Dortmund. At 12:30, Bayern host Eintract Frankfurt. It's your Saturday Bundeliga football Discussion Thread
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(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
At 9:30 AM ET, it's Freiburg vs Werder Bremen, Paderborn vs Hoffenheim, M'Gladbach vs Leverkusen, and Wolfsburg vs Dortmund. At 12:30, Bayern host Eintract Frankfurt. It's your Saturday Bundeliga football Discussion Thread
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Saying "fark" or other swear words really can reduce your experience of pain. Here comes the mother trucking science, you farging bastiches
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Fri May 22, 2020
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Legos. Beehive. Click
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(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Hertha Berlin are hosting their cross-town rivals Union Berlin to start the weekend. It's the Berlin Derby on Fox Sports. Kickoff is at 2:30 pm ET. This is your Friday Night Bundesliga Discussion thread
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Less stressful than Gandhi asking to trade for nuclear technology in a Civ game it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread.LGT Civ VI free at Epic. What have you been playing this week? Side note: what are your favourite puzzle games of all time?
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Dana Perino thinks she's going to get the best of Symone Sanders with a snide, degrading remark, promptly gets owned
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"Everyone you know uses Zoom. That wasn't the plan"
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Thu May 21, 2020
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Is that a stolen puppy in your pants, or are you happy to see me?
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Wed May 20, 2020
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Tough town to make a living - 92% of its voters say 25 is too old for a ho
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(NBC 2 Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Florida man who dove into Bass Pro fish tank posts "profanity-laced confession to Facebook"
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
How do you say "Knuckle Sandwich" in Mandarin
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Don't be playing with anyone's cornhole during the pandemic
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Don't be playing with anyone's cornhole during the pandemic
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Mon May 18, 2020
(WDRB Louisville)
 
 
 
Oh, the humanity... in a good way. Everyday heroes, folks. And yes, I cried
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Nothing like mushroom hunting out in the woods this time of year. White morels, pheasant backs, hen of the woods, human corpse, black mo- wait, what?
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Is it safe to ride in elevators during the coronavirus pandemic? As long as you take proper steps, it has its ups and downs on many levels. Some rides are uplifting and others will let you down
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Is it safe to ride in elevators during the coronavirus pandemic? As long as you take proper steps, it has its ups and downs on many levels. Some rides are uplifting and others will let you down
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Sun May 17, 2020
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Köln host Mainz at 9:30 AM ET, followed by Union Berlin hosting league leaders Bayern Munich at Noon ET. Fox Sports has the streams, it's watchable football. This is your Sunday Bundesliga Discussion Thread
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(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Köln host Mainz at 9:30 AM ET, followed by Union Berlin hosting league leaders Bayern Munich at Noon ET. Fox Sports has the streams, it's watchable football. This is your Sunday Bundesliga Discussion Thread
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(NBC 2 Fort Myers)
 
 
 
If you enjoy taking dips in Bass Pro Shop fish aquariums, you might be a Floridian
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Sat May 16, 2020
(News-Gazette)
 
 
 
University of Illinois students line up at local watering hole for masks-optional cold beer and hot COVID-19
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Fri May 15, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Augsburg's manager banned for Saturday's match . . . for buying toothpaste
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Augsburg's manager banned for Saturday's match . . . for buying toothpaste
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Thu May 14, 2020
(Radio.com)
 
 
 
Doug, it's about Limu. You may want to sit down for this
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(Radio.com)
 
 
 
Doug, it's about Limu. You may want to sit down for this
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Wed May 13, 2020
(DCist)
 
 
 
Listen, we all knew COVID19 was gonna kill off a lot of mom and pop restaurants, but it's not so ba... wait, Momofuku is closing permanently? Well then the average restaurateur making less than $50k a year has nothing to worry about, right?
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(Warner Brothers)
 
 
 
1. Go to Google. 2. Search for "Wizard of Oz." 3. Click on the red slippers. 4. Then click on the tornado. Not quite as cool as watching it while listening to Dark Side of the Moon, but it's still pretty damn cool
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(Warner Brothers)
 
 
 
1. Go to Google. 2. Search for "Wizard of Oz." 3. Click on the red slippers. 4. Then click on the tornado. Not quite as cool as watching it while listening to Dark Side of the Moon, but it's still pretty damn cool
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Tue May 12, 2020
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
And the Lord said go forth and purchase a hot tub. Well, go forth, already
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Unlike conservative groups, evangelical churches, and 'murican patriots, this anarchist community book store is not being run by a bunch of hypocrites
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Trump unleashes a new wave of memes riffing off his propaganda posters
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Goodbye Ruby Tuesday
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Mon May 11, 2020
(NBC 2 Fort Myers)
 
 
 
There's having a "flair for the dramatic" and then there's being dramatic with flares
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Commercial building on edge of collapse. Officials unsure how long the commercial break will take
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
For a mere $1.1 million, you can buy Walt Disney's former Palm Springs home. No word if it comes with his frozen head
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Today's New Yorker cartoon says it all
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Sat May 09, 2020
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Uncle Sam wants YOU for DJ
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Fri May 08, 2020
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
In these dark times, we all need a good police / duckling intervention
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Thomas Dolby's kids make fun of Thomas Dolby
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Sweden's state epidemiologist surprised that he sucks at his job
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Sweden's state epidemiologist surprised that he sucks at his job
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(Fark)
 
 
 
My upstairs neighbors woke me up at 2:30 this morning with what I can only imagine is destructive pogo-stick testing. They will crash in a few hours and sleep till noon. What music should I start playing at 8:00 AM?
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Thu May 07, 2020
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
"A senior administration official said he expects Trump to begin publicly questioning the death toll as it closes in on his predictions for the final death count and damages him politically"
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Wed May 06, 2020
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Dollar store employee: "Where's your mask?".. Grandpa ReOpen: "I'll use your shirt as a mask.".. *wipes nose on shirt*.. Michigan, of course
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Dollar store employee: "Where's your mask?".. Grandpa ReOpen: "I'll use your shirt as a mask.".. *wipes nose on shirt*.. Michigan, of course
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Tue May 05, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Germany on the hunt for Russian hackers of Parliament, insists on bringing in the funk
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Mon May 04, 2020
(The Cambridge Chronicle)
 
 
 
Couple celebrating 65th anniversary gets car parade
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(The Cambridge Chronicle)
 
 
 
Couple celebrating 65th anniversary gets car parade
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Sat May 02, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Here is a handy list of state-by-state plans for the coronavirus lockdown so you can see if your governor is trying to save or kill you
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
The GOP nightmare if Democrats control everything: Washington, D.C. and Puerto Rico gaining statehood, abolishing the Electoral College, and adding four judges to the Supreme Court
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Fri May 01, 2020
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Coronavirus topples first empires: O.k. Airbnb empires but still
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Thu April 30, 2020
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Social Media platforms are letting Trump lie
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Wed April 29, 2020
(Wisconsin Public Radio)
 
 
 
I know I recused myself, but that was before I lost the election
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(Wisconsin Public Radio)
 
 
 
I know I recused myself, but that was before I lost the election
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(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
San Jose distillery turns whiskey into hand sanitizer. Big deal, I've been turning it into bad decisions for decades
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(WFSB Connecticut)
 
 
 
What day is it?
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Tue April 28, 2020
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Why is Trump showing up for his TV appearances with pupils the size of dinner plates?
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
"The best thing about the state pandemic coordination / Civil War II map is that no one wants Idaho"
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
"The best thing about the state pandemic coordination / Civil War II map is that no one wants Idaho"
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Farker who happens to be a retired engineer coping with being homebound clicks a Fark link about a retired engineer coping with being homebound. And reads a story he posted to DailyKos two weeks ago. Here's more
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Mon April 27, 2020
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
After Congress told it No, the Federal Reserve created a investment-grade back door that allowed Carnival Cruises to still get billions in bailout funds
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
1,000 cadets being called back to West Point -- during a pandemic -- so that President Tide Pods can make them listen to a commencement speech that surely won't consist of rambling, self-indulgent gibberish
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Dr. Deborah Birx passes Trump's loyalty test on CNN. Subby is sure Trump will reward that by throwing her under the bus extra gently once her time has come
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Sun April 26, 2020
(10TV Columbus)
 
 
 
Relax, nurse. You head on in to work. I got this here
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
You're living through a history changing event. Write a diary. Future historians will love you, and you'll be remembered
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
How an engineer copes with lockdown
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Sat April 25, 2020
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Wild train sneaks up on another unsuspecting victim
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Wild train sneaks up on another unsuspecting victim
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Lost Weird Al parody of The Who: "We Won't Eat Prunes Again". Lt. Worf disapproves
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Lost Weird Al parody of The Who: "We Won't Eat Prunes Again". Lt. Worf disapproves
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Fri April 24, 2020
(The Onion)
 
 
 
The good folks at The Onion have slipped up and given us proof they actually have a time machine: "Man Just Buying One Of Every Cleaning Product In Case Trump Announces It's Coronavirus Cure". - Published MARCH 25, 2020
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Article says "scientists want to know about your sourdough starter". Subby sure hopes that's not some kind of weird sexual innuendo
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Thu April 23, 2020
(10TV Columbus)
 
 
 
Ugly ass baby gorilla born at Columbus Zoo
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Wed April 22, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Last week: Why does India have so few Covid-19 infections? This week: Oh boy
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Tue April 21, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Police admit that it's unlikely that anybody would go within six feet of the flag-caped diaper man
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(Death Party)
 
 
 
The MT GOP wants you to sign their petition about China and Coronavirus. Heywood Jabalome and Mike Hunt especially encouraged to respond
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Yes, we're all bored during the shutdown, but are we this bored?
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Yes, we're all bored during the shutdown, but are we this bored?
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Mon April 20, 2020
(Vegemite gigabyte)
 
 
 
As more Australians work from home, IT teams adapt to traffic flowing from outside instead of their local area network. Tales from the LAN down under
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Sure everyone is cheering the care givers during this coronavirus pandemic, but also think of those that are moving bodies into 1,850-degree furnaces for 13 hours a day
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Sun April 19, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
WHO: U.S. researchers, physicians and public health experts. WHERE: WHO HQ in Geneva. WHY: Transmitted real-time information about COVID-19's discovery and spread in China to Trump Administration officials. WHEN: Late 2019. WHAT...the f*ck
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(PBS Kids)
 
 
 
Kid is watching Molly of Denali. It's amazing, this little village Qyah, AK has a world-class violinist, a vulcanologist, a pilot that's an incredible sculptor, an action-granny, and they always solve the problems every episode. And no meth anywhere
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Sat April 18, 2020
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
"Stop asking us to die for your convenience"
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Fri April 17, 2020
(Insider)
 
 
 
Zoom has to watch out for who-ha's and dingles now that people are using it for online sex parties
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(Aeon.co)
 
 
 
In 1960 a leading producer of MST3K-worthy overblown advertising shorts became self-aware, spoofed their own house style with overblown advertising short for Your Product Here
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(Aeon.co)
 
 
 
In 1960 a leading producer of MST3K-worthy overblown advertising shorts became self-aware, spoofed their own house style with overblown advertising short for Your Product Here
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(Boing Boing)
 
Video
 
Oddly compelling, but maybe next time don't use an ashtray?
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(Boing Boing)
 
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Oddly compelling, but maybe next time don't use an ashtray?
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Thu April 16, 2020
(Wisconsin Public Radio)
 
 
 
Conservative Wisconsin judge wants to participate in deciding case to purge voter rolls. This would be the judge that lost last week after trying to purge Wisconsin voter rolls via COVID-19. Persistent little Nurgling, ain't he?
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(Wisconsin Public Radio)
 
 
 
Conservative Wisconsin judge wants to participate in deciding case to purge voter rolls. This would be the judge that lost last week after trying to purge Wisconsin voter rolls via COVID-19. Persistent little Nurgling, ain't he?
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(Change.org)
 
 
 
Dr Anthony Fauci: Sexy man, or SEXIEST MAN ALIVE?
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(Asbury Park Press)
 
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Woman finds injured cardinal in driveway, nurses it back to health
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