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Fri August 14, 2020
	For those lucky to have MAV TV, you're going to see stock cars take to the Daytona Road Course for the first time ever with bad brakes and no practice. Coverage of the General Tire 100 starts at 5 PM Eastern source: arcaracing.com \| share:	7
	For those lucky to have MAV TV, you're going to see stock cars take to the Daytona Road Course for the first time ever with bad brakes and no practice. Coverage of the General Tire 100 starts at 5 PM Eastern source: arcaracing.com \| share:	7
	5 games today. Unless we get multiple OTs, then we'll have an extra game tommorow, and Milbury can suck it. Puck drops at 2pm EST Get well soon Claude source: nhl.com \| share:	532

Thu August 13, 2020
	My Darling, it's Day 3 of our expedition and things are slogging on. 4 games today, all more or less equally scattered between 3-10:30pm ET. No clear favorites are emerging, but we all are pressing on. One chant has arisen - Suck it Millbury. XXXOOO source: nhl.com \| share:	659
	Jeanine "Leaving Las Vegas" Pirro implies Joe Biden might not even make it to Election Day. Subby has 10 bucks on her liver beating him to the punch source: boingboing.net \| share:	56
	I'm going to wash the derp right into my hair source: amp.theguardian.com \| share:	76
	Trump: Wow these polls numbers really, suck, it seems the rampant virus, horrific death toll, and economic crash has really got people down. I know what really cheer all those poor, sick people up: another tax cut for rich people source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	57

Wed August 12, 2020
	Join us for the Champions League at 3PM Eastern and cheer for PSG to flame out once again this time at the hands of Atalanta source: uefa.com \| share:	74
	Join us for the Champions League at 3PM Eastern and cheer for PSG to flame out once again this time at the hands of Atalanta source: uefa.com \| share:	74
	Thanks to a game that ended about 9 minutes ago, there's 5 games on Day 2 of the Stanley Cup Playoffs. Starting at 11am ET with the rescheduled B's-Canes and going all day. Shut up, Pierre source: nhl.com \| share:	766
	Thanks to a game that ended about 9 minutes ago, there's 5 games on Day 2 of the Stanley Cup Playoffs. Starting at 11am ET with the rescheduled B's-Canes and going all day. Shut up, Pierre source: nhl.com \| share:	766
	Unlike videos shared on Fark lately, it takes Lightning five overtime periods to strike source: nhl.com \| share:	9
	Unlike videos shared on Fark lately, it takes Lightning five overtime periods to strike source: nhl.com \| share:	9

Tue August 11, 2020
		The likely winner of the Belarusian election (prior to rigging) has been found...in exile in Lithuania. But at least she hasn't fallen out of a poorly made Russian third story window yet, so that's something. Right? source: amp.theguardian.com \| share:	15

Mon August 10, 2020
		RIP "Kamala" Harris source: pennlive.com \| share:	60

Sun August 09, 2020
	Three games today. Bruins vs, Caps at Noon ET. Stars and Blues at 3 PM, Then time for a trip to the liquor store before the Leafs are eliminated by the Blue Jackets at 8 PM. Or a Tortarella meltdown around 11 PM. Hockey in August. Because it's 2020 source: nhl.com \| share:	652
	Simon Cowell decides he no longer needs an intact spine source: amp.theguardian.com \| share:	43

Sat August 08, 2020
	Knight Rider - The Movie source: boingboing.net \| share:	59
	Only two games today, with both for the #1 seed: Vegas vs. Colorado at 3 PM ET, then Philly vs, Bolts at 8 PM. Both on NBC. Your liver appreciates the break source: nhl.com \| share:	252

Fri August 07, 2020
	Another Black man serving life sentence for weed-related crime. Not Fair source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	65
	NHL Playoffs Day 7: Survival Mode. 6 games, 6 teams facing elimination. Columbus try to rake the Leafs 20.5 hours after their thrilling OT win. The Swamp Cats try to avoid becoming the Wamp Wamp Cats. The Perds will try to get one more word in. @NOON source: nhl.com \| share:	777
	NHL Playoffs Day 7: Survival Mode. 6 games, 6 teams facing elimination. Columbus try to rake the Leafs 20.5 hours after their thrilling OT win. The Swamp Cats try to avoid becoming the Wamp Wamp Cats. The Perds will try to get one more word in. @NOON source: nhl.com \| share:	777
	Next up for 2020: Rare carnivorous plant unexpectedly makes a comeback source: wpr.org \| share:	39
	Next up for 2020: Rare carnivorous plant unexpectedly makes a comeback source: wpr.org \| share:	39
	Young gorilla at Fort Worth Zoo really wants to play with his Dad, but Dad's not having it (w/video) source: msn.com \| share:	1

Wed August 05, 2020
	Dam, son source: edmonton.ctvnews.ca \| share:	21
	Headline:"Get a bird feeder, and don't overthink it." Article most likely written by squirrels source: lifehacker.com \| share:	25

Tue August 04, 2020
	Whole Moong Dosa - If the Hulk and Popeye decided to make pancakes source: bonappetit.com \| share:	2
	NHL Playoffs Day 4: 12+ hours of hockey. Will the Coyotes or Nashville be the apex predator? Will the Leafs lose to a 42 YEAR OLD ZAMBONI DRIVER WHO WORKS FOR THEM? Will the Canucks answer the call of the Wild? We start @ Noon ET. LOCKDOWN PIERRE source: nhl.com \| share:	892
	NHL Playoffs Day 4: 12+ hours of hockey. Will the Coyotes or Nashville be the apex predator? Will the Leafs lose to a 42 YEAR OLD ZAMBONI DRIVER WHO WORKS FOR THEM? Will the Canucks answer the call of the Wild? We start @ Noon ET. LOCKDOWN PIERRE source: nhl.com \| share:	892

Mon August 03, 2020
	Man creates a mask you can drink in source: abc7.com \| share:	48
	So if you're thinking that since it's August, it'll be a great time to take a warm swim in Lake Michigan, you're gonna have to think again source: mlive.com \| share:	56
	So if you're thinking that since it's August, it'll be a great time to take a warm swim in Lake Michigan, you're gonna have to think again source: mlive.com \| share:	56
	NHL Playoffs: Day 3. 6 games on tap. Will a Bunch of Jerks rock the Rangers like a hurricane? Will the Jets flame out against Calgary? Will the Pens be eaten by a leopard seal with an outrageous French Canadian accent? 1st puck @ Noon ET source: nhl.com \| share:	844
	NHL Playoffs: Day 3. 6 games on tap. Will a Bunch of Jerks rock the Rangers like a hurricane? Will the Jets flame out against Calgary? Will the Pens be eaten by a leopard seal with an outrageous French Canadian accent? 1st puck @ Noon ET source: nhl.com \| share:	844

Sun August 02, 2020
	Shut up and drink your Kool A-- I mean hydroxychloroquine. The stonk gods demand more freedom bodies source: dailykos.com \| share:	49
(Some Guy)	Carrot dogs are perfect for vegan attendees at your party. Are carrot dogs a taco? Well, that remains up for debate source: tasty.co \| share:	21
	NHL playoffs day two brings 5 more games starting at 1 PM ET. Pace yourself Farkers, it's a marathon, not a sprint source: nhl.com \| share:	835

Sat August 01, 2020
	Kodak is a picture of securities fraud source: gizmodo.com \| share:	71
	At your wit's end from social distancing? Need something different in entertainment and distraction? How about a first look at a new science fiction novel? Presenting: The Voyage of the New Beginning, now through Chapter 35 - "Chance" source: fark.com \| share:	126
	After that bit of unpleasantness, it's Day 1 of the 2020 Stanley Cup Playoffs. Get your goonjuice ready and get into the thread. The action starts at Noon ET on NBCSN source: nhl.com \| share:	1414
	After that bit of unpleasantness, it's Day 1 of the 2020 Stanley Cup Playoffs. Get your goonjuice ready and get into the thread. The action starts at Noon ET on NBCSN source: nhl.com \| share:	1414
(Some Guy)	"If you don't put that mask on RIGHT NOW so help me, I'm going to turn this plane right around.: No Ok, HERE WE GO" source: travelpulse.com \| share:	86

Thu July 30, 2020
		Researchers: "Children are disgusting little germy weasels who spend their time wiping infectious boogers on everything" source: boingboing.net \| share:	25

Wed July 29, 2020
	The privacy paradox: we say we care about our data, so why don't we - OOOH LOOK - NEW TIKTOK FACEPAGE GOOGLE VIDEO GAME APP source: theconversation.com \| share:	17
	The privacy paradox: we say we care about our data, so why don't we - OOOH LOOK - NEW TIKTOK FACEPAGE GOOGLE VIDEO GAME APP source: theconversation.com \| share:	17
	Hockey's back with a vengeance, six, SIX games today starting at Noon ET. Yeah they're exhibition games but ...hockey. No idea where you can watch them (NHLtv), but somewhere hockey is actually being played ... in July ...strange timeline indeed source: nhl.com \| share:	196

Tue July 28, 2020
	Ready for some mid summer hockey? Exhibition puck drops at 4pm eastern. Grab your goon juice and join the crowd from where ever you are because nobody gets to be there this year source: nhl.com \| share:	315
	Ready for some mid summer hockey? Exhibition puck drops at 4pm eastern. Grab your goon juice and join the crowd from where ever you are because nobody gets to be there this year source: nhl.com \| share:	315
	Let the (exhibition) games begin source: nhl.com \| share:	38
	Rob Gronkowski has gone off the grid in Marion County TN source: wrcbtv.com \| share:	6
	And the latest homemade anti-coronavirus remedy is...semen smoothies? source: boingboing.net \| share:	40

Mon July 27, 2020
	Here's a good hack to know while we're all cooking at home more: how to make burritos taste as good as they do at restaurants source: boingboing.net \| share:	55
	Here's a good hack to know while we're all cooking at home more: how to make burritos taste as good as they do at restaurants source: boingboing.net \| share:	55

Sat July 25, 2020
		That $600 a week unemployment payout got everyone accustomed to what a livable minimum wage really should be - $15 an hour source: dailykos.com \| share:	69

Fri July 24, 2020
	Amazon says it's so good at policing third-party software for Alexa these guys could only get over 200+ rule-breaking apps past it source: theregister.com \| share:	1
	Your rig, show it to us and list its specs. Link goes to Steam hardware survey showing that while Intel dominates still, AMD has had real gains in CPU share. This is your Fark Friday gaming thread source: store.steampowered.com \| share:	223
	Remember that piggish cheesehead who moved out West to help the Dildonians squat on a wildlife refuge a few years ago? The one who posted a video suggesting you should shoot at police on your way out there? Well guess what he just did source: dailykos.com \| share:	116

Wed July 22, 2020
		Three Fingered Jack offs 19-year-old source: oregonlive.com \| share:	22

Mon July 20, 2020
	"Trump will be leaving, even if he has to be fumigated out" (Pelosi) source: dailykos.com \| share:	85
	Front Porch Phil and Patti are getting charged source: apnews.com \| share:	92
	Old & stale: Farking behind 7 proxies. New hotness: breathing behind 6 facemasks without any oxygenation difficulties source: boingboing.net \| share:	76
	Old & stale: Farking behind 7 proxies. New hotness: breathing behind 6 facemasks without any oxygenation difficulties source: boingboing.net \| share:	76
	So what is the best joke from any comedian that you ever heard? source: fark.com \| share:	90

Sun July 19, 2020
	"Show me show me show me how you do that trick. The one that makes me scream, " she said. The one that makes you wind up dead source: oregonlive.com \| share:	34
	"Show me show me show me how you do that trick. The one that makes me scream, " she said. The one that makes you wind up dead source: oregonlive.com \| share:	34

Sat July 18, 2020
		Now that the Jade Helm conspiracy has come true on Portland streets, where are the angry militias? Where's the NRA? This is exactly what you need those big boy guns for, isn't it? source: dailykos.com \| share:	109

Fri July 17, 2020
	Seven 'no log' VPN providers accused of leaking 1.2TB of user logs. you really think someone would do that? Just go on the internet and tell lies? source: theregister.com \| share:	48
	Aaaaannnnd...here comes the West Nile Virus source: longisland.news12.com \| share:	37

Thu July 16, 2020
	"Putin must have known he'd hit the jackpot when Donald crossed his radar back in the 80s" source: dailykos.com \| share:	17
	Scientists say human hotdog-eating record is 9 hotdogs shy of physical limit. Challenge acce... what?... EIGHTY-FARKING-FOUR??? You now what, that's o.k., I'm good source: boingboing.net \| share:	55
	So did Moscow Mitch buy stock in a children's coffin manufacturer, or what? source: dailykos.com \| share:	92

Tue July 14, 2020
	"It Came From Outer Space" is a 1953 sci-fi movie. "It Came From Her Anus" is a 2020 chapter in the Florida Man chronicles source: tcpalm.com \| share:	40
	Welp, we've got a full COVID-mask-argument/police violence crossover source: mlive.com \| share:	69
	Welp, we've got a full COVID-mask-argument/police violence crossover source: mlive.com \| share:	69

Sat July 11, 2020
	What, exactly, are they so proud of? The fact that even their photos smell like a combination of hot dog water, laundry Mom hasn't washed yet, and too much free time? source: dailykos.com \| share:	112
	The Rainmaker, or the King of Darkness; who will walk away with the trophy and a double-title shot against Tetsuya Naito? LIVE from Osaka-Jo Hall, NEW JAPAN CUP 2020: FINAL starts @ 4:00 AM EDT on NJPWWorld.com source: njpw1972.com \| share:	117

Thu July 09, 2020
(Some Guy)		Do you think it should be legal or illegal to fire someone due to their political beliefs? source: nolo.com \| share:	69

Wed July 08, 2020
		Social media sleuths confuse Illinois youth pastor for man in viral Costco video source: nbc-2.com \| share:	10

Tue July 07, 2020
	Japanese rapper GAMI busted for 0.02 ounces of weed. Now that's gangsta source: boingboing.net \| share:	36
	Florida man in Costco goes full Florida Man when elderly woman asks why he isn't wearing a mask source: boingboing.net \| share:	376

Mon July 06, 2020
	Well who knew pink snow was worse than yellow snow? source: earther.gizmodo.com \| share:	28
	"Facebook is not a mirror. It's a gun. Unlicensed, out of control, in the hands of 2.6 billion people across the planet" source: amp.theguardian.com \| share:	28

Sun July 05, 2020
		Man on way home from TV interview about police racism has his car window smashed in by - you guessed it - the police source: amp.theguardian.com \| share:	50

Thu July 02, 2020
	France bans e-bike ad because it might trigger the flailing automotive industry. Common sense, sustainability, environment surrender source: boingboing.net \| share:	17
	"The suspension offers the Bishop an opportunity for pastoral discernment for the good of the diocese and for the good of Father Rothrock." is priest talk for "Damn son, don't be spreading yo' crazy round here" source: indystar.com \| share:	34

Wed July 01, 2020
	Take a deeeep breath; breathe that scent in, Farkers. Y-you smell that? That's the smell of space Farkers and most of you won't experience it: but there is Eau du Space, a Kickstarter from NASA source: kickstarter.com \| share:	29
	Take a deeeep breath; breathe that scent in, Farkers. Y-you smell that? That's the smell of space Farkers and most of you won't experience it: but there is Eau du Space, a Kickstarter from NASA source: kickstarter.com \| share:	29
	"Like a glory hole for your hands" And with that, phrasing became extinct source: boingboing.net \| share:	14

Tue June 30, 2020
	Amazon's facial recognition "misidentified" more than 100 photos of US and UK lawmakers as criminals. Sure Jan, misidentified source: threatpost.com \| share:	46
	Satanic Priest compares Black Lives Matter to "maggots and parasites" trying to create a "new species of human". My bad, it was a Catholic Priest source: indystar.com \| share:	150
	The good Ghostbusters is returning to theaters and drive-ins on July 1st source: boingboing.net \| share:	34
	The good Ghostbusters is returning to theaters and drive-ins on July 1st source: boingboing.net \| share:	34
	The GOP is truly no better than a group of petulant children source: amp.theguardian.com \| share:	57

Mon June 29, 2020
		Or you could just buy non runny-ass peanut butter source: boingboing.net \| share:	65

Sun June 28, 2020
		And for his next move, Trump wants to...checks notes defund Stars and Stripes source: dailykos.com \| share:	74

Fri June 26, 2020
	Lamestream media polling shows Trump trailing Biden in NC, FL, TX, and GA (checks notes) wait, strike that -- Fox News polls source: foxnews.com \| share:	68
	Endangered whale, one of only 400, well now 399, left in the world, found dead off the N.J. coast source: nj.com \| share:	31
	Goldman Sachs releases its own font Goldman Sans, forbids criticism of Goldman Sachs with it. LGT criticism of Goldman Sachs using Goldman Sans source: boingboing.net \| share:	14
	Walk on the railroad bridge, end up on Fark source: pennlive.com \| share:	66

Thu June 25, 2020
(Some Guy)	The transformation of a lost sick dog into a happy healthy pupper (Dust Warning, CAT 4) source: ifunny.co \| share:	3
	What if Goodfellas was cut like a 90s sitcom? Funny how? (NSFW language) source: boingboing.net \| share:	13
	What if Goodfellas was cut like a 90s sitcom? Funny how? (NSFW language) source: boingboing.net \| share:	13

Wed June 24, 2020
(Some Guy)	Tanks for the memories. Warning: Slideshow source: standardnews.com \| share:	13
	"Aunt Jemima was canceled... she was the picture of the American dream", said blonde teenage Trump fan. She also had a "kick me" sign on source: boingboing.net \| share:	182
	"Aunt Jemima was canceled... she was the picture of the American dream", said blonde teenage Trump fan. She also had a "kick me" sign on source: boingboing.net \| share:	182

Tue June 23, 2020
	Man critical after water rescue from lake. Well, it's not much of a rescue if that's water's natural habitat, now is it? source: kiro7.com \| share:	13
	Kids, lol source: mlive.com \| share:	37

Mon June 22, 2020
(Some Guy)		I have supplies to make 100 masks and the ability to drive to Trump's Phoenix rally tomorrow. What's my play here? source: trumpstudents.org \| share:	79

Fri June 19, 2020
(Some Guy)		Nothing, just a knockoff lego set of the Border Wall, complete with racist depictions of Mexicans. Ages 5+ source: republicanlegion.com \| share:	89

Thu June 18, 2020
	...and a note, signed: Drew Curtis source: boingboing.net \| share:	34
	Black Sabbath lives matter. All proceeds going to Black Lives Matter source: boingboing.net \| share:	32
	Black Sabbath lives matter. All proceeds going to Black Lives Matter source: boingboing.net \| share:	32

Wed June 17, 2020
		"Whether LGBT CONDUCT has same anti-discrimination rights as BIRTH TRAITS YOU HAVE NO CONTROL OVER (race, ethnicity) is POLICY matter decided by ELECTED representatives IN A REPUBLIC" source: al.com \| share:	106

Tue June 16, 2020
	Kitty close-ups. Many Farkers see this every morning when they wake up and open their eyes source: sadanduseless.com \| share:	5
	Florida Man's tastes are getting more expensive -- this time, he stole over $700 in wine source: nbc-2.com \| share:	16

Mon June 15, 2020
	Old Shanty Cafe building destroyed in fire. Owners of the Snack Shed and the Lean-To Tearoom appraising situation source: kiro7.com \| share:	15
	Farmers come together to feed those in need. Soon to be on Pornhub source: abc7.com \| share:	4
	Soon, there will be an opportunity to crap where no man or woman has crapped before source: boingboing.net \| share:	21

Sun June 14, 2020
	Mainz are hosting Augsburg now, hoping to stave off relegation. Then at 12 Noon ET, Schalke look for better form as they host Leverkusen. This is your Sunday Bundesliga Discussion Thread source: foxsports.com \| share:	38
	Mainz are hosting Augsburg now, hoping to stave off relegation. Then at 12 Noon ET, Schalke look for better form as they host Leverkusen. This is your Sunday Bundesliga Discussion Thread source: foxsports.com \| share:	38

Sat June 13, 2020
	At 9:30 AM ET, Wolfsburg host Freiburg, Dusseldorf host Dortmund, Hertha Berlin host Eintracht Frankfurt, Köln host Union, & Paderborn host Werder Bremen, all before the 12:30 PM main event between Bayern & M'Gladbach. It's your Saturday Bundesliga Thread source: foxsports.com \| share:	80
	At 9:30 AM ET, Wolfsburg host Freiburg, Dusseldorf host Dortmund, Hertha Berlin host Eintracht Frankfurt, Köln host Union, & Paderborn host Werder Bremen, all before the 12:30 PM main event between Bayern & M'Gladbach. It's your Saturday Bundesliga Thread source: foxsports.com \| share:	80

Fri June 12, 2020
	"A Gömböc has only two equilibrium points, one stable and one unstable." Surprisingly this article is not an Ikea bookshelf review source: boingboing.net \| share:	12
	"A Gömböc has only two equilibrium points, one stable and one unstable." Surprisingly this article is not an Ikea bookshelf review source: boingboing.net \| share:	12
	Hoffenheim are looking to keep up with the chase for European spots as they host RB Leipzig, a team trying to hold onto their UCL spot. Kickoff is at 2:30 PM ET on Fox Sports. This is your Friday Bundesliga Discussion Thread source: foxsports.com \| share:	60
	Hoffenheim are looking to keep up with the chase for European spots as they host RB Leipzig, a team trying to hold onto their UCL spot. Kickoff is at 2:30 PM ET on Fox Sports. This is your Friday Bundesliga Discussion Thread source: foxsports.com \| share:	60

Thu June 11, 2020
	Senate Republicans see catastrophe for the nation, rush into action to provide necessary powers to subpoena the hell out of Obama officials source: dailykos.com \| share:	70
	Listen, black guy, we obviously pulled you over because of your driving 65 in a 70 zone. Obviously you were thinking about speeding or maybe joining a BLM protest source: boingboing.net \| share:	141
	Please do not, I repeat, DO NOT attempt to take selfies with the bear. Also, lock down your picnic baskets source: nj.com \| share:	53
	Please do not, I repeat, DO NOT attempt to take selfies with the bear. Also, lock down your picnic baskets source: nj.com \| share:	53
	Why are so few people able to sing opera? do they have some specific physical ability that most people lack? and who are some of your favorite operatic trained non-opera stars? source: fark.com \| share:	49
	If you had the option of having a pouch like a Kangaroo at a reasonable cost, would you go for it? what would you carry about? how would you keep your pouch clean and smelling fresh? source: fark.com \| share:	17

Wed June 10, 2020
		Somehow, Trump being popular among a dwindling number of Republicans is an indicator that he's gaining momentum for a general election win source: gop.com \| share:	82

Mon June 08, 2020
		Fark Headline: Canadian tethered to 265 pounds of marijuana found unconscious in Detroit River source: mlive.com \| share:	67

Sun June 07, 2020
	Pig in a blanket source: oregonlive.com \| share:	43
	Pig in a blanket source: oregonlive.com \| share:	43

Sat June 06, 2020
	The latest unhinged liberals to ludicrously claim Trump is losing the 2020 race? The Trump campaign source: dailykos.com \| share:	118
	Anderson's gear was a 7-medium action, Shakespeare rod with a Quantum HD 40 spinning reel. The spinning reel had 12-pound monofilament line. His hook was a number 2, octopus circle, baited with a nightcrawler. Who knew fishing could get so technical source: wrcbtv.com \| share:	20
	At 9:30 AM ET, Leipzig host Paderborn, Leverkusen host Bayern, Eintracht Frankfurt host Mainz, and Dusseldorf host Hoffenheim. Then, Dortmund host Hertha Berlin at 12:30 PM. It's your Saturday Bundesliga Football Discussion Thread source: foxsports.com \| share:	89
	At 9:30 AM ET, Leipzig host Paderborn, Leverkusen host Bayern, Eintracht Frankfurt host Mainz, and Dusseldorf host Hoffenheim. Then, Dortmund host Hertha Berlin at 12:30 PM. It's your Saturday Bundesliga Football Discussion Thread source: foxsports.com \| share:	89

Fri June 05, 2020
	Unarmed, handcuffed black man killed by officers after yelling, "I can't breathe" Difficulty: no, not him. Not him, either source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	75
	Friday Bundesliga action SC Freiburg host Borussia M'gladbach. Freiburg hope to keep near Europa qualifying while M'Gladbach want to close in on the chase for second place. Match starts at 2:30 PM EDT on FS2 source: foxsports.com \| share:	77
	Friday Bundesliga action SC Freiburg host Borussia M'gladbach. Freiburg hope to keep near Europa qualifying while M'Gladbach want to close in on the chase for second place. Match starts at 2:30 PM EDT on FS2 source: foxsports.com \| share:	77

Thu June 04, 2020
		Bunker Boy says, Secret Service are just a bunch of deep staters. We need more bunkers, walls, vicious dogs, armed MAGA-hate wearing lunatics. Otherwise, how will I be safe? source: boingboing.net \| share:	82

Wed June 03, 2020
		Company supported by Google, Twitter and Facebook sues Trump over executive order on social media clampdown. You can read about it all over the net source: thehour.com \| share:	37

Tue June 02, 2020
	"All you need to know about cat restraint is 'squish that cat'" source: boingboing.net \| share:	45
	"All you need to know about cat restraint is 'squish that cat'" source: boingboing.net \| share:	45
	Hire professional movers source: al.com \| share:	5
	Hire professional movers source: al.com \| share:	5

Mon June 01, 2020
	One Bundesliga match today: Koeln hosting RB Leipzig. Will empty stadium homefield advantage help Cologne? Will Leipzig get back into the top 3 hunt? Action starts 2:30 PM EDT on Fox Sports source: foxsports.com \| share:	48
	One Bundesliga match today: Koeln hosting RB Leipzig. Will empty stadium homefield advantage help Cologne? Will Leipzig get back into the top 3 hunt? Action starts 2:30 PM EDT on Fox Sports source: foxsports.com \| share:	48
	Is there a food or drink you love that nobody else around you does? source: fark.com \| share:	80
	Bob and Doug's Excellent Adventure continues on the ISS source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	27

Sun May 31, 2020
	Monchengladbach host Union Berlin at 9:30 AM ET, followed by last place Paderborn hosting 2nd place side Borussia Dortmund at Noon. It's Sunday morning football from Germany. This is your Bundesliga Discussion Thread source: foxsports.com \| share:	92
	Monchengladbach host Union Berlin at 9:30 AM ET, followed by last place Paderborn hosting 2nd place side Borussia Dortmund at Noon. It's Sunday morning football from Germany. This is your Bundesliga Discussion Thread source: foxsports.com \| share:	92

Sat May 30, 2020
	At 9:30 AM ET, Wolfsburg host Eintracht Frankfurt, Hertha Berlin play Augsburg, Mainz have Hoffenheim, and a struggling Schalke take on cellar dwellers Werder Bremen. At 12:30 PM, Bayern host Dusseldorf. It's your Saturday Bundesliga Discussion Thread source: foxsports.com \| share:	97
	At 9:30 AM ET, Wolfsburg host Eintracht Frankfurt, Hertha Berlin play Augsburg, Mainz have Hoffenheim, and a struggling Schalke take on cellar dwellers Werder Bremen. At 12:30 PM, Bayern host Dusseldorf. It's your Saturday Bundesliga Discussion Thread source: foxsports.com \| share:	97
	Nothing derails a train like a Deere source: billingsgazette.com \| share:	8

Fri May 29, 2020
(Some Guy)		Less of a challenge than Whitney and her Militank in Pokemon Crystal it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. LGT Borderlands: The Handsome Collection free at Epic. What have you been playing? Side note: favourite Indie games? Tell us inside source: epicgames.com \| share:	125

Thu May 28, 2020
		It may be time for Susan Collins to show a bit of concern source: dailykos.com \| share:	42

Wed May 27, 2020
		Headline: Heading back to the gym? Doctors explain how to stay safe. Article: Nothing is explained source: wrcbtv.com \| share:	36

Tue May 26, 2020
	Passed out drunk is no way to float down a river, son source: mlive.com \| share:	45
	Passed out drunk is no way to float down a river, son source: mlive.com \| share:	45
	The match day begins at 12:30 pm ET with Dortmund hosting Bayern in Der Klassiker and continues at 2:30 with Wolfsburg at Leverkusen, Freiburg at Eintracht Frankfurt, and Werder Bremen hosting Mönchengladbach. It's your mid-week Bundesliga Discussion Thread source: foxsports.com \| share:	214
	The match day begins at 12:30 pm ET with Dortmund hosting Bayern in Der Klassiker and continues at 2:30 with Wolfsburg at Leverkusen, Freiburg at Eintracht Frankfurt, and Werder Bremen hosting Mönchengladbach. It's your mid-week Bundesliga Discussion Thread source: foxsports.com \| share:	214

Mon May 25, 2020
		Quality fire burns Quality Inn source: kiro7.com \| share:	18

Sun May 24, 2020
	Schalke host Augsburg at 7:30 AM ET, followed by Leipzig at Mainz at 9:30 AM, and Köln hosting Dusseldorf at Noon. It's a Sunday triple header of football. This is your Bundesliga Discussion Thread source: foxsports.com \| share:	113
	Schalke host Augsburg at 7:30 AM ET, followed by Leipzig at Mainz at 9:30 AM, and Köln hosting Dusseldorf at Noon. It's a Sunday triple header of football. This is your Bundesliga Discussion Thread source: foxsports.com \| share:	113

Sat May 23, 2020
	CDC warns of a new pestilent threat in America: "roving rat armies" engaging in "unusual or aggressive rodent behavior" source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	101
	Scientists claim people can hear your gesticulations, didn't hear subby flipping them the bird source: boingboing.net \| share:	11
	Boy, how lucky am I now that I didn't sell my Drive-In theater to make way for a Home Depot source: masslive.com \| share:	63
	Boy, how lucky am I now that I didn't sell my Drive-In theater to make way for a Home Depot source: masslive.com \| share:	63
	Pontiac Fiero Museum destroyed by floodwaters. Damages estimated to be in the tens of dollars source: freep.com \| share:	101
	At 9:30 AM ET, it's Freiburg vs Werder Bremen, Paderborn vs Hoffenheim, M'Gladbach vs Leverkusen, and Wolfsburg vs Dortmund. At 12:30, Bayern host Eintract Frankfurt. It's your Saturday Bundeliga football Discussion Thread source: foxsports.com \| share:	99
	At 9:30 AM ET, it's Freiburg vs Werder Bremen, Paderborn vs Hoffenheim, M'Gladbach vs Leverkusen, and Wolfsburg vs Dortmund. At 12:30, Bayern host Eintract Frankfurt. It's your Saturday Bundeliga football Discussion Thread source: foxsports.com \| share:	99
	Saying "fark" or other swear words really can reduce your experience of pain. Here comes the mother trucking science, you farging bastiches source: boingboing.net \| share:	29

Fri May 22, 2020
	Legos. Beehive. Click source: boingboing.net \| share:	3
	Hertha Berlin are hosting their cross-town rivals Union Berlin to start the weekend. It's the Berlin Derby on Fox Sports. Kickoff is at 2:30 pm ET. This is your Friday Night Bundesliga Discussion thread source: foxsports.com \| share:	47
(Some Guy)	Less stressful than Gandhi asking to trade for nuclear technology in a Civ game it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread.LGT Civ VI free at Epic. What have you been playing this week? Side note: what are your favourite puzzle games of all time? source: epicgames.com \| share:	157
	Dana Perino thinks she's going to get the best of Symone Sanders with a snide, degrading remark, promptly gets owned source: dailykos.com \| share:	43
	"Everyone you know uses Zoom. That wasn't the plan" source: edition.cnn.com \| share:	12

Thu May 21, 2020
		Is that a stolen puppy in your pants, or are you happy to see me? source: mlive.com \| share:	18

Wed May 20, 2020
	Tough town to make a living - 92% of its voters say 25 is too old for a ho source: oregonlive.com \| share:	31
	Florida man who dove into Bass Pro fish tank posts "profanity-laced confession to Facebook" source: nbc-2.com \| share:	30
	How do you say "Knuckle Sandwich" in Mandarin source: boingboing.net \| share:	45
	Don't be playing with anyone's cornhole during the pandemic source: al.com \| share:	27
	Don't be playing with anyone's cornhole during the pandemic source: al.com \| share:	27

Mon May 18, 2020
	Oh, the humanity... in a good way. Everyday heroes, folks. And yes, I cried source: wdrb.com \| share:	10
	Nothing like mushroom hunting out in the woods this time of year. White morels, pheasant backs, hen of the woods, human corpse, black mo- wait, what? source: mlive.com \| share:	42
	Is it safe to ride in elevators during the coronavirus pandemic? As long as you take proper steps, it has its ups and downs on many levels. Some rides are uplifting and others will let you down source: nj.com \| share:	31
	Is it safe to ride in elevators during the coronavirus pandemic? As long as you take proper steps, it has its ups and downs on many levels. Some rides are uplifting and others will let you down source: nj.com \| share:	31

Sun May 17, 2020
	Köln host Mainz at 9:30 AM ET, followed by Union Berlin hosting league leaders Bayern Munich at Noon ET. Fox Sports has the streams, it's watchable football. This is your Sunday Bundesliga Discussion Thread source: foxsports.com \| share:	99
	Köln host Mainz at 9:30 AM ET, followed by Union Berlin hosting league leaders Bayern Munich at Noon ET. Fox Sports has the streams, it's watchable football. This is your Sunday Bundesliga Discussion Thread source: foxsports.com \| share:	99
	If you enjoy taking dips in Bass Pro Shop fish aquariums, you might be a Floridian source: nbc-2.com \| share:	17

Sat May 16, 2020
		University of Illinois students line up at local watering hole for masks-optional cold beer and hot COVID-19 source: news-gazette.com \| share:	61

Fri May 15, 2020
	Augsburg's manager banned for Saturday's match . . . for buying toothpaste source: amp.theguardian.com \| share:	1
	Augsburg's manager banned for Saturday's match . . . for buying toothpaste source: amp.theguardian.com \| share:	1

Thu May 14, 2020
	Doug, it's about Limu. You may want to sit down for this source: kywnewsradio.radio.com \| share:	48
	Doug, it's about Limu. You may want to sit down for this source: kywnewsradio.radio.com \| share:	48

Wed May 13, 2020
	Listen, we all knew COVID19 was gonna kill off a lot of mom and pop restaurants, but it's not so ba... wait, Momofuku is closing permanently? Well then the average restaurateur making less than $50k a year has nothing to worry about, right? source: dcist.com \| share:	15
	1. Go to Google. 2. Search for "Wizard of Oz." 3. Click on the red slippers. 4. Then click on the tornado. Not quite as cool as watching it while listening to Dark Side of the Moon, but it's still pretty damn cool source: warnerbros.com \| share:	14
	1. Go to Google. 2. Search for "Wizard of Oz." 3. Click on the red slippers. 4. Then click on the tornado. Not quite as cool as watching it while listening to Dark Side of the Moon, but it's still pretty damn cool source: warnerbros.com \| share:	14

Tue May 12, 2020
	And the Lord said go forth and purchase a hot tub. Well, go forth, already source: news.avclub.com \| share:	17
	Unlike conservative groups, evangelical churches, and 'murican patriots, this anarchist community book store is not being run by a bunch of hypocrites source: boingboing.net \| share:	73
	Trump unleashes a new wave of memes riffing off his propaganda posters source: dailykos.com \| share:	50
	Goodbye Ruby Tuesday source: nj.com \| share:	20

Mon May 11, 2020
	There's having a "flair for the dramatic" and then there's being dramatic with flares source: nbc-2.com \| share:	21
	Commercial building on edge of collapse. Officials unsure how long the commercial break will take source: kiro7.com \| share:	21
	For a mere $1.1 million, you can buy Walt Disney's former Palm Springs home. No word if it comes with his frozen head source: businessinsider.com \| share:	35
	Today's New Yorker cartoon says it all source: newyorker.com \| share:	129

Sat May 09, 2020
		Uncle Sam wants YOU for DJ source: boingboing.net \| share:	10

Fri May 08, 2020
	In these dark times, we all need a good police / duckling intervention source: kiro7.com \| share:	3
	Thomas Dolby's kids make fun of Thomas Dolby source: boingboing.net \| share:	20
	Sweden's state epidemiologist surprised that he sucks at his job source: boingboing.net \| share:	71
	Sweden's state epidemiologist surprised that he sucks at his job source: boingboing.net \| share:	71
	My upstairs neighbors woke me up at 2:30 this morning with what I can only imagine is destructive pogo-stick testing. They will crash in a few hours and sleep till noon. What music should I start playing at 8:00 AM? source: fark.com \| share:	66

Thu May 07, 2020
		"A senior administration official said he expects Trump to begin publicly questioning the death toll as it closes in on his predictions for the final death count and damages him politically" source: dailykos.com \| share:	128

Wed May 06, 2020
	Dollar store employee: "Where's your mask?".. Grandpa ReOpen: "I'll use your shirt as a mask.".. wipes nose on shirt.. Michigan, of course source: boingboing.net \| share:	143
	Dollar store employee: "Where's your mask?".. Grandpa ReOpen: "I'll use your shirt as a mask.".. wipes nose on shirt.. Michigan, of course source: boingboing.net \| share:	143

Tue May 05, 2020
		Germany on the hunt for Russian hackers of Parliament, insists on bringing in the funk source: uk.mobile.reuters.com \| share:	17

Mon May 04, 2020
	Couple celebrating 65th anniversary gets car parade source: quincy.wickedlocal.com \| share:	2
	Couple celebrating 65th anniversary gets car parade source: quincy.wickedlocal.com \| share:	2

Sat May 02, 2020
	Here is a handy list of state-by-state plans for the coronavirus lockdown so you can see if your governor is trying to save or kill you source: nbcnews.com \| share:	121
	The GOP nightmare if Democrats control everything: Washington, D.C. and Puerto Rico gaining statehood, abolishing the Electoral College, and adding four judges to the Supreme Court source: dailykos.com \| share:	239

Fri May 01, 2020
		Coronavirus topples first empires: O.k. Airbnb empires but still source: boingboing.net \| share:	33

Thu April 30, 2020
		Social Media platforms are letting Trump lie source: boingboing.net \| share:	45

Wed April 29, 2020
	I know I recused myself, but that was before I lost the election source: wpr.org \| share:	36
	I know I recused myself, but that was before I lost the election source: wpr.org \| share:	36
	San Jose distillery turns whiskey into hand sanitizer. Big deal, I've been turning it into bad decisions for decades source: abc7news.com \| share:	24
	What day is it? source: wfsb.com \| share:	26

Tue April 28, 2020
	Why is Trump showing up for his TV appearances with pupils the size of dinner plates? source: dailykos.com \| share:	184
	"The best thing about the state pandemic coordination / Civil War II map is that no one wants Idaho" source: boingboing.net \| share:	115
	"The best thing about the state pandemic coordination / Civil War II map is that no one wants Idaho" source: boingboing.net \| share:	115
	Farker who happens to be a retired engineer coping with being homebound clicks a Fark link about a retired engineer coping with being homebound. And reads a story he posted to DailyKos two weeks ago. Here's more source: dailykos.com \| share:	22

Mon April 27, 2020
	After Congress told it No, the Federal Reserve created a investment-grade back door that allowed Carnival Cruises to still get billions in bailout funds source: dailykos.com \| share:	29
	1,000 cadets being called back to West Point -- during a pandemic -- so that President Tide Pods can make them listen to a commencement speech that surely won't consist of rambling, self-indulgent gibberish source: dailykos.com \| share:	113
	Dr. Deborah Birx passes Trump's loyalty test on CNN. Subby is sure Trump will reward that by throwing her under the bus extra gently once her time has come source: boingboing.net \| share:	49

Sun April 26, 2020
	Relax, nurse. You head on in to work. I got this here source: 10tv.com \| share:	54
	You're living through a history changing event. Write a diary. Future historians will love you, and you'll be remembered source: dailykos.com \| share:	64
	How an engineer copes with lockdown source: dailykos.com \| share:	45

Sat April 25, 2020
	Wild train sneaks up on another unsuspecting victim source: mlive.com \| share:	74
	Wild train sneaks up on another unsuspecting victim source: mlive.com \| share:	74
	Lost Weird Al parody of The Who: "We Won't Eat Prunes Again". Lt. Worf disapproves source: boingboing.net \| share:	35
	Lost Weird Al parody of The Who: "We Won't Eat Prunes Again". Lt. Worf disapproves source: boingboing.net \| share:	35

Fri April 24, 2020
	The good folks at The Onion have slipped up and given us proof they actually have a time machine: "Man Just Buying One Of Every Cleaning Product In Case Trump Announces It's Coronavirus Cure". - Published MARCH 25, 2020 source: local.theonion.com \| share:	50
	Article says "scientists want to know about your sourdough starter". Subby sure hopes that's not some kind of weird sexual innuendo source: vitals.lifehacker.com \| share:	6

Thu April 23, 2020
		Ugly ass baby gorilla born at Columbus Zoo source: 10tv.com \| share:	3

Wed April 22, 2020
(Some Guy)		Last week: Why does India have so few Covid-19 infections? This week: Oh boy source: worldometers.info \| share:	110

Tue April 21, 2020
(Some Guy)	Police admit that it's unlikely that anybody would go within six feet of the flag-caped diaper man source: chroniclet.com \| share:	16
(Death Party)	The MT GOP wants you to sign their petition about China and Coronavirus. Heywood Jabalome and Mike Hunt especially encouraged to respond source: secure.winred.com \| share:	108
	Yes, we're all bored during the shutdown, but are we this bored? source: boingboing.net \| share:	8
	Yes, we're all bored during the shutdown, but are we this bored? source: boingboing.net \| share:	8

Mon April 20, 2020
(Vegemite gigabyte)	As more Australians work from home, IT teams adapt to traffic flowing from outside instead of their local area network. Tales from the LAN down under source: pursuit.unimelb.edu.au \| share:	13
	Sure everyone is cheering the care givers during this coronavirus pandemic, but also think of those that are moving bodies into 1,850-degree furnaces for 13 hours a day source: nbcnews.com \| share:	71

Sun April 19, 2020
	WHO: U.S. researchers, physicians and public health experts. WHERE: WHO HQ in Geneva. WHY: Transmitted real-time information about COVID-19's discovery and spread in China to Trump Administration officials. WHEN: Late 2019. WHAT...the f*ck source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	99
(PBS Kids)	Kid is watching Molly of Denali. It's amazing, this little village Qyah, AK has a world-class violinist, a vulcanologist, a pilot that's an incredible sculptor, an action-granny, and they always solve the problems every episode. And no meth anywhere source: pbskids.org \| share:	35

Sat April 18, 2020
		"Stop asking us to die for your convenience" source: dailykos.com \| share:	155

Fri April 17, 2020
	Zoom has to watch out for who-ha's and dingles now that people are using it for online sex parties source: insider.com \| share:	25
	In 1960 a leading producer of MST3K-worthy overblown advertising shorts became self-aware, spoofed their own house style with overblown advertising short for Your Product Here source: aeon.co \| share:	7
	In 1960 a leading producer of MST3K-worthy overblown advertising shorts became self-aware, spoofed their own house style with overblown advertising short for Your Product Here source: aeon.co \| share:	7
	Oddly compelling, but maybe next time don't use an ashtray? source: boingboing.net \| share:	6
	Oddly compelling, but maybe next time don't use an ashtray? source: boingboing.net \| share:	6

Thu April 16, 2020
	Conservative Wisconsin judge wants to participate in deciding case to purge voter rolls. This would be the judge that lost last week after trying to purge Wisconsin voter rolls via COVID-19. Persistent little Nurgling, ain't he? source: wpr.org \| share:	37
	Conservative Wisconsin judge wants to participate in deciding case to purge voter rolls. This would be the judge that lost last week after trying to purge Wisconsin voter rolls via COVID-19. Persistent little Nurgling, ain't he? source: wpr.org \| share:	37
	Dr Anthony Fauci: Sexy man, or SEXIEST MAN ALIVE? source: change.org \| share:	59
	Woman finds injured cardinal in driveway, nurses it back to health source: app.com \| share:	2

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