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Sat May 21, 2022
		Can the Pittsburgh Maulers upset the New Orleans Breakers? Can the Houston Gamblers really go all in and beat the New Jersey Generals? Is spring football exciting? Kickoff times are at Noon ET and 4:00 PM ET on FS1 and FOX, respectively source: foxsports.com \| share:	11

Fri May 20, 2022
		Taliban selectively enforcing mask mandates source: vice.com \| share:	21
		Angry pasta noises source: dailykos.com \| share:	31

Thu May 19, 2022
		Some tattoos remind you of your date's name or your "no ragerts," then there's the one that reminds you of your $40 billion faceplant business failure source: vice.com \| share:	15
		Head of CPAC just comes right out and admits that the abortion ban is part of their racist "The Great Replacement" theories source: vice.com \| share:	125
		Where's the beef? source: nj.com \| share:	75

Wed May 18, 2022
		Why not start a forest fire for a backdrop to your selfie? source: vice.com \| share:	32
		Researchers from University of Limerick / Create something with a new trick / it resembles Swiss cheese / Cleans air like a breeze / Burma Shave source: phys.org \| share:	24
		Jack Stands is a good guy. Make sure you get a hold of Jack Stands before you work on your car. Jack Stands just may save your life source: lehighvalleylive.com \| share:	42
		Jack Stands is a good guy. Make sure you get a hold of Jack Stands before you work on your car. Jack Stands just may save your life source: lehighvalleylive.com \| share:	42

Tue May 17, 2022
		Fetterman is leading, Cawthorn is not. How about a Primary thread? source: fivethirtyeight.com \| share:	213
		Fetterman is leading, Cawthorn is not. How about a Primary thread? source: fivethirtyeight.com \| share:	213
		Rocket Summer came when Bradbury went to Mars too source: phys.org \| share:	8
		Headline of the Month April 2022 voting for Food. Last chance to vote Voting ends Tuesday May 17, 4pm Eastern source: fark.com \| share:	17
		Headline of the Month April 2022 voting for D'awww. Last chance to vote Voting ends Tuesday May 17, 4pm Eastern source: fark.com \| share:	13
		Headline of the Month April 2022 voting for Fandom. Last chance to vote Voting ends Tuesday May 17, 4pm Eastern source: fark.com \| share:	15
		Headline of the Month April 2022 voting for Entertainment. Last chance to vote Voting ends Tuesday May 17, 4pm Eastern source: fark.com \| share:	16
		Headline of the Month April 2022 voting for Sports. Last chance to vote Voting ends Tuesday May 17, 4pm Eastern source: fark.com \| share:	21
		Headline of the Month April 2022 voting for Discussion. Last chance to vote Voting ends Tuesday May 17, 4pm Eastern source: fark.com \| share:	7
		Headline of the Month Voting for April 2022. Links to the voting threads for all ten tabs. Everyone can vote! Enjoy the best Farking headlines! Last chance to vote! Voting ends Tuesday May 17, 4pm Eastern source: fark.com \| share:	1

Mon May 16, 2022
		Better Call Saul's penultimate episode before the farking stupid mid season break 9:00pm ET on AMC source: pennlive.com \| share:	54
		Better Call Saul's penultimate episode before the farking stupid mid season break 9:00pm ET on AMC source: pennlive.com \| share:	54
		Man on probation for 6 break-ins accused in ham and bagel shop burglaries, has lox in his future source: mlive.com \| share:	20
		Man on probation for 6 break-ins accused in ham and bagel shop burglaries, has lox in his future source: mlive.com \| share:	20

Sun May 15, 2022
		Two games for the USFL on Sunday. Can the Birmingham Stallions remain undefeated when they play the Philadelphia Stars? Can the Pittsburgh Maulers get their first win versus the Houston Gamblers? Kickoffs at Noon ET on NBC and 4:00 PM on FOX source: foxsports.com \| share:	16

Sat May 14, 2022
		Just one game scheduled for Saturday for Week 5 of the USFL season. Can the New Orleans Breakers win against the New Jersey Generals in a battle of 3-1 teams? Or will N.J. say no way to N.O.? Kickoff is at 3:00 PM ET on FOX source: foxsports.com \| share:	12
		Thai government celebrates cannabis legalization by giving out 1 million free plants to people to grow at home. US government celebrates 1 million homes seized for people growing cannabis source: vice.com \| share:	40
		Bitcoin is down over 50% from November last year. This is bad news...for white supremacists source: vice.com \| share:	174

Fri May 13, 2022
(Gridiron Guy)		Week 5 of the USFL starts off Friday night with the Michigan Panthers and the Tampa Bay Bandits. Have you picked a favorite team for the USFL revival yet? Kickoff is at 8:00 PM ET on the USA Network source: theusfl.com \| share:	13

Thu May 12, 2022
		200-year-old Michigan-Indiana border dispute might finally be settled. Both sides currently stuck on "No, you take it" source: mlive.com \| share:	50
		200-year-old Michigan-Indiana border dispute might finally be settled. Both sides currently stuck on "No, you take it" source: mlive.com \| share:	50

Wed May 11, 2022
		Do you really need to be concerned about deleting your period tracking app in a post-Roe world? Slate asks the question. Quick summary of the article: 1,600 words, then "meh, you decide" source: slate.com \| share:	108
		Just like Winnie the Poo, except with tranquilizers source: nj.com \| share:	14
		Just like Winnie the Poo, except with tranquilizers source: nj.com \| share:	14

Tue May 10, 2022
		Common obstacles on a golf course: trees, rocks, raw sewage, sand, water,...wait, back up a couple source: mlive.com \| share:	10
		Common obstacles on a golf course: trees, rocks, raw sewage, sand, water,...wait, back up a couple source: mlive.com \| share:	10
		Of my friend, I can only say this. Of all the souls I have encountered in my travels, his was the most human. Okay, y'all hold my Romulan ale and watch this source: boingboing.net \| share:	35

Sun May 08, 2022
		CGI dancing baby screensaver from the 90s becomes NFT. Inflatable arm flailing tube man unavailable for comment source: boingboing.net \| share:	87
(Some Southern Man)		One more game for Week 4 of the USFL season and that is the Houston Gamblers and the New Orleans Breakers. Two Southern teams in the southern city of Birmingham and it is at 3:00 PM ET on NBC and Peacock source: theusfl.com \| share:	20

Sat May 07, 2022
		We have the 148th Kentucky Derby at Churchill Downs in Louisville. Will it be Messier, Epicenter, Zandon, or the rest of the field? What is your favorite horse name? Post time for this race is at 6:57 PM ET on NBC. Giddy up source: kentuckyderby.com \| share:	80
(Some Football Guy)		Can the Pittsburgh Maulers win their first game against the New Jersey Generals? Can the Birmingham Stallions stay undefeated against the Tampa Bay Bandits? Game times are at 2:30 PM ET on Peacock and 7:00 PM on FOX, respectively source: theusfl.com \| share:	9

Fri May 06, 2022
		One USFL game for Friday Night, and it is the Philly Stars and the Michigan Panthers. Will the Stars win and reach .500? Or will the Panthers pounce all over them to go 3-1? Kickoff is at 10:00 PM ET on FS1 source: foxsports.com \| share:	30

Wed May 04, 2022
		Live from Seattle it's the 2nd leg of CONCACAF Champions League Finals. It's all to play for as Sounders and Pumas drew in Mexico. Will a MLS team finally win or can Pumas keep the streak alive for Liga MX. 10:00 pm ET FoxSports source: foxsports.com \| share:	29
		We need a factory reset button for our brain source: medicalxpress.com \| share:	38

Tue May 03, 2022
		Hi NJ. In case you haven't been paying attention, and from the looks of the shoppers coming out of the supermarket this morning you haven't, today is the last day for one use shopping bags (while supplies last) source: nj.com \| share:	73
		Hi NJ. In case you haven't been paying attention, and from the looks of the shoppers coming out of the supermarket this morning you haven't, today is the last day for one use shopping bags (while supplies last) source: nj.com \| share:	73
		There is nothing more American than hatred source: theweek.com \| share:	46
		There is nothing more American than hatred source: theweek.com \| share:	46

Mon May 02, 2022
		A survey of 1,300 Americans found that Americans are willing to give up coffee, video games, and social media if they could have free tacos for a year source: pennlive.com \| share:	17
		A survey of 1,300 Americans found that Americans are willing to give up coffee, video games, and social media if they could have free tacos for a year source: pennlive.com \| share:	17

Sun May 01, 2022
		We have two 0-2 teams with the Pittsburgh Maulers and the Michigan Panthers at 2:30 PM ET on USA Network, and two 1-1 with the New Jersey Generals and the Philadelphia Stars at 8:00 PM ET on Peacock. Isn't the USFL fun or what? source: foxsports.com \| share:	22
		It has been a Penske year thus far. VeeKay has the pole with O'Ward alongside. Weather forecast is warm with a 70% chance of rain/thunderstorms so bring your all weather clownshoes. This is your Indycar Grand Prix of Alabama at 1pm EDT on NBC source: indycar.com \| share:	59
		It has been a Penske year thus far. VeeKay has the pole with O'Ward alongside. Weather forecast is warm with a 70% chance of rain/thunderstorms so bring your all weather clownshoes. This is your Indycar Grand Prix of Alabama at 1pm EDT on NBC source: indycar.com \| share:	59

Sat April 30, 2022
		Week 3 of the USFL season brings us two Saturday games, with the Tampa Bay Bandits and the Houston Gamblers at 4:00 PM ET, then at 8:00 PM we have the Birmingham Stallions and the N.O. Breakers. Both games are on FOX. Remember the old USFL by chance? source: foxsports.com \| share:	57
		Muskegon gets in on the stuck freighter trend source: mlive.com \| share:	40
		Muskegon gets in on the stuck freighter trend source: mlive.com \| share:	40
		ATM from bank yanked by wanks source: nj.com \| share:	26
		ATM from bank yanked by wanks source: nj.com \| share:	26
(Some Guy)		Russia's foreign minister just realized the West can see their domestic propaganda and maybe they should take it down a notch source: fxstreet.com \| share:	50

Fri April 29, 2022
		Billboard's top 10 spots to drop a Molotov cocktail source: dailykos.com \| share:	30
		It's just a box of pubic hairs. I don't know who put it there source: boingboing.net \| share:	60
		First, they were used for pregnancy tests and later they became pets. Now, the African horned frog, one of the worst invasive species on Earth, is eating its way through western Washington source: oregonlive.com \| share:	30
		First, they were used for pregnancy tests and later they became pets. Now, the African horned frog, one of the worst invasive species on Earth, is eating its way through western Washington source: oregonlive.com \| share:	30

Thu April 28, 2022
		She may have stolen riding lawnmower, attached cart filled with ill-gotten good, but she really pissed folks off stealing their Crimson Tide yard sign source: al.com \| share:	20
		She may have stolen riding lawnmower, attached cart filled with ill-gotten good, but she really pissed folks off stealing their Crimson Tide yard sign source: al.com \| share:	20
		Not News: The US Navy has an advanced submarine/ship testing facility. News: It's a heavily-guarded secret installation, akin to Area 51. FARK: In Bayview, ID, on Lake Pend O'Reille source: thechive.com \| share:	26

Wed April 27, 2022
		In case you're wondering why two tons of creamed corn just got delivered to your doorstep, this is why source: theregister.com \| share:	18
		In case you're wondering why two tons of creamed corn just got delivered to your doorstep, this is why source: theregister.com \| share:	18

Tue April 26, 2022
		Why did the chicken parts cover the road? source: al.com \| share:	7
		Why did the chicken parts cover the road? source: al.com \| share:	7
		Why do birthers still persist? source: theweek.com \| share:	97
		Why do birthers still persist? source: theweek.com \| share:	97

Mon April 25, 2022
		The 20 best punk movies until Machine Gun Kelly stars in "The Green Day Story" source: pitchfork.com \| share:	44

Sun April 24, 2022
		The New Orleans Breakers take on the Tampa Bay Bandits to finish off Week 2 of the USFL. Which is the better mascot? Think there will be a lot of Southern charm in this one? Kickoff is at 3:00 PM ET on NBC source: foxsports.com \| share:	9
		Duck flies off into the sunset source: pennlive.com \| share:	9

Sat April 23, 2022
		After the Generals beat the Panthers Friday night, we now have the Maulers and Stars in the battle of Pennsylvania at 12:00 PM ET on FOX, and the Stallions and Gamblers squaring off at 7:00 PM on FS1. How's the USFL to you so far? source: foxsports.com \| share:	12

Fri April 22, 2022
		You can win a year's supply of defective pretzels from Snyder's of Hanover in their factory floor sweeping-stakes source: masslive.com \| share:	17
		You can win a year's supply of defective pretzels from Snyder's of Hanover in their factory floor sweeping-stakes source: masslive.com \| share:	17

Wed April 20, 2022
		Do streetlights have spirals now? source: boingboing.net \| share:	2
		People are still going to jail for faking proof of something that you can get for free source: vice.com \| share:	62
		Can't top the original headline: Police come 40 minutes after public masturbator does source: boingboing.net \| share:	62

Tue April 19, 2022
		In a sign that the sanctions are stopping the flow of Russian money to their internet trolls, QAnon's Russian chapter goes rogue, turns on Putin, and is now supporting Ukraine; while warning of Russian deep state propaganda online source: vice.com \| share:	21
		Last Learjet ever to be built delivered to Michigan source: boingboing.net \| share:	14

Mon April 18, 2022
		Weather forced the Tampa Bay Bandits and the Pittsburgh Maulers to play Monday Night at 7:00 PM ET on FS1. Which is the better mascot? Do you like that all of the USFL teams are playing in Birmingham? It's rare spring Monday Night Football source: foxsports.com \| share:	23
		Welcome, creative Farkers, to the Fark Artists Arting Weekly Community Thread source: fark.com \| share:	19

Sun April 17, 2022
		Week 1 of the USFL continues with three more games. First it's the Houston Gamblers and Michigan Panthers at Noon ET on NBC, the Philadelphia Stars and N.O. Breakers at 4:00 PM on USA, and the T.B. Bandits and Pittsburgh Maulers at 8:00 PM on FS1 source: foxsports.com \| share:	40
		Two perish after collision with steamroller on highway. Authorities are on the lookout for one Wile E. Coyote source: nj.com \| share:	56
		Two perish after collision with steamroller on highway. Authorities are on the lookout for one Wile E. Coyote source: nj.com \| share:	56
		It is illegal to imitate an elk's mating call? Excuse me, I thought this was America source: buzzfeed.com \| share:	7
		It is illegal to imitate an elk's mating call? Excuse me, I thought this was America source: buzzfeed.com \| share:	7

Sat April 16, 2022
		The USFL officially returns with one game for Saturday before three games on Easter Sunday. At 7:30 PM ET on FOX it is the New Jersey Generals and the Birmingham Stallions. Aren't you glad it is back? source: foxsports.com \| share:	163

Fri April 15, 2022
		Drew Mathews Banned source: vice.com \| share:	56

Wed April 13, 2022
		The most Michigan story you're gonna see all day source: mlive.com \| share:	36
		The most Michigan story you're gonna see all day source: mlive.com \| share:	36
(Some Guy)		Today is National Peach Cobbler Day. Left how to score some, to the right your favorite recipes source: qsrmagazine.com \| share:	10
(Some Guy)		Today is National Peach Cobbler Day. Left how to score some, to the right your favorite recipes source: qsrmagazine.com \| share:	10
		The apple doesn't fall far from the horse's ass source: boingboing.net \| share:	41

Tue April 12, 2022
		Ow my balls: Hot coffee edition source: nj.com \| share:	75
		Ow my balls: Hot coffee edition source: nj.com \| share:	75

Mon April 11, 2022
(Some Guy)		Just what I need to start my day of digging through the ditches and burning through the witches source: deadsledcoffee.com \| share:	20
		Ukraine's foreign minister reveals Amazon wishlist source: theweek.com \| share:	30
		Ukraine's foreign minister reveals Amazon wishlist source: theweek.com \| share:	30

Sun April 10, 2022
		Man who was presumably searching for a cask of Amontillado rescued from behind wall in Boston train station source: masslive.com \| share:	40
		Herta sets a new track record by almost a second with Newgarden alongside. Johnson has busted two cars and his hand but will race. Weather forecast is lovely at the iconic street circuit. This is your Indycar Long Beach Grand Prix at 3pm EDT on NBC source: indycar.com \| share:	114
		Herta sets a new track record by almost a second with Newgarden alongside. Johnson has busted two cars and his hand but will race. Weather forecast is lovely at the iconic street circuit. This is your Indycar Long Beach Grand Prix at 3pm EDT on NBC source: indycar.com \| share:	114
		For first time in YouTube history, complete VHS video of internal launch event for Windows 95 uploaded. Come for Leno's and Bill's hacky O.J. and Microsoft jokes, stay for the Nineties-tastic pleated khakis source: vice.com \| share:	38

Sat April 09, 2022
		At 8:00 PM ET is the Men's Hockey Frozen Four Championship. Will it be the Denver Pioneers in this one? Or will it be the mighty Mavericks of Minnesota State. Find out on ESPN2 source: espn.com \| share:	22
		At 8:00 PM ET is the Men's Hockey Frozen Four Championship. Will it be the Denver Pioneers in this one? Or will it be the mighty Mavericks of Minnesota State. Find out on ESPN2 source: espn.com \| share:	22

Thu April 07, 2022
		Kentucky's version of Lauren Boebert source: boingboing.net \| share:	68
		Former Cape Cod resident pollutes ocean, beach in France in ill advised tribute to Sting source: masslive.com \| share:	15
		Former Cape Cod resident pollutes ocean, beach in France in ill advised tribute to Sting source: masslive.com \| share:	15
		The CFL's CTE barbell backflip on CTV source: ctvnews.ca \| share:	8
		The CFL's CTE barbell backflip on CTV source: ctvnews.ca \| share:	8
		Miami is quite proud of its new bull statue that's similar to the Wall Street bull ...even though it looks like a robot and has laser "crypto" eyes source: vice.com \| share:	53
		Old and busted: Getting burned with oregano. New hotness: Getting burned with celery source: vice.com \| share:	11

Tue April 05, 2022
		Rope Nope found hiding in couch source: ctvnews.ca \| share:	10
		Ooooooooooklahoma where abortion gets you time in jail source: vice.com \| share:	128
(Some Guy)		Subby's employer (large worldwide company you've probably never heard of) wants him to sign a document waiving rights to be part of any future lawsuits against said company. Does the company have a case if he does? (link is just a placeholder) source: legalzoom.com \| share:	54

Fri April 01, 2022
		"And fark these clouds in particular." - God source: ctvnews.ca \| share:	8

Thu March 31, 2022
		Daily Wire announces plans to spend $100 million to groom young children source: theweek.com \| share:	31
		Daily Wire announces plans to spend $100 million to groom young children source: theweek.com \| share:	31

Wed March 30, 2022
		Let's look at how Russia's best tank division with their latest tank is getting on in Ukraine... To shreds you say? source: dailykos.com \| share:	255

Tue March 29, 2022
		Translation: No one else wants to pay $20 million for a wideout who can't catch, but Cleveland has already proven to be that foolish source: cleveland.com \| share:	10
		Translation: No one else wants to pay $20 million for a wideout who can't catch, but Cleveland has already proven to be that foolish source: cleveland.com \| share:	10
		Video of robot peeling a banana. Up next: Video of Boston Dynamics robot slipping on a banana peel source: boingboing.net \| share:	10
		What's the first thing your browser/device autosuggests when you type in your Fark handle? Subby's goes to "farming clothing" source: fark.com \| share:	85
		New Jersey gym owner / COVID scofflaw / GOP congressional candidate rounds out his collection of hats with "drunk driver" source: nj.com \| share:	42
		New Jersey gym owner / COVID scofflaw / GOP congressional candidate rounds out his collection of hats with "drunk driver" source: nj.com \| share:	42
(Wunderman Thompson)		Now we have "emotional diets" that include chocolate bars spiked with "I-theanine" and "content series" that include "relax hacks" like "yoga." Subby sprained his airquote fingers explaining "functional beverage company" so read at your own risk source: wundermanthompson.com \| share:	5

Sun March 27, 2022
		Coming up next: [Ru] /ss/ (ia) source: dailykos.com \| share:	95
(Ike Administration)		"Introduction to Outer Space" (1958) (PDF) source: en.wikisource.org \| share:	22
		Scientist Chris Hanson discovers unexplained swirls on the sun's surface, asks them to take a seat over there source: vice.com \| share:	8

Fri March 25, 2022
		Willie Nelson, not 'Texas' enough to vote source: dailykos.com \| share:	44

Thu March 24, 2022
(Some Guy)		2022 Is considered by most draft experts to be a weak QB draft. Let's check back to their big boards from 2018, which was one they considered a strong QB draft. Oh.....oh my source: nflmockdraftdatabase.com \| share:	14
		Let's not focus on the negative; MOST of the schoolchildren came back from the zoo field trip source: al.com \| share:	46
		Let's not focus on the negative; MOST of the schoolchildren came back from the zoo field trip source: al.com \| share:	46
		The robot uprising is upon us source: boingboing.net \| share:	10

Wed March 23, 2022
		Putin has now committed 75 percent of Russia's entire army to the not-war in Ukraine. However, if this were a game of Risk, subby would have invaded Russia from the other side and conquered everything by now source: theweek.com \| share:	160
		Putin has now committed 75 percent of Russia's entire army to the not-war in Ukraine. However, if this were a game of Risk, subby would have invaded Russia from the other side and conquered everything by now source: theweek.com \| share:	160
		Elon blames volatile market for inability to sell bonds backed by Tesla leases. Who knew constantly screwing around might ruin one's credibility? source: money.usnews.com \| share:	36
		Elon blames volatile market for inability to sell bonds backed by Tesla leases. Who knew constantly screwing around might ruin one's credibility? source: money.usnews.com \| share:	36
		For no reason whatsoever, Romania is handing out iodine pills to its entire population. Thankfully not garlic pills source: vice.com \| share:	44

Tue March 22, 2022
		Roth's Froth and Sloth (formerly Chuck's) source: oregonlive.com \| share:	4
		Roth's Froth and Sloth (formerly Chuck's) source: oregonlive.com \| share:	4
		Spring Breakers in Miami party* so hard the city starts a curfew. *: do gun violence source: vice.com \| share:	71
		This might be the final update about the JFK QAnon cult but I doubt it source: vice.com \| share:	72
(Good Day)		Let's pause our cynicism and enjoy a few minutes of wholesomeness. There may be a little dust in the sun rays source: nedhardy.com \| share:	2
		Yeezies not yeeted. Yeesh source: oregonlive.com \| share:	17
		Yeezies not yeeted. Yeesh source: oregonlive.com \| share:	17

Mon March 21, 2022
		WhatsApp wants Americans to know that sending unencrypted text messages is like advertising your most sensitive secrets to anybody who's listening, which is why you should trust them with your secrets instead. "Them" being Facebook/Meta, of course source: cnn.com \| share:	28
		Fark-ready headline: "Woman sues over delivery of chocolate penis with 'No redeeming values.'" Agree to disagree [NSFW] source: vice.com \| share:	111

Sun March 20, 2022
		Indycar returns to the ovals. Rosenqvist has the pole with season opener winner McLaughlin alongside. Jimmie Johnson starts 18th in his first oval in Indycar. This is your Indycar Xpel 375 at Texas Motor Speedway at 12:30 PM ET on NBC source: indycar.com \| share:	89
		Indycar returns to the ovals. Rosenqvist has the pole with season opener winner McLaughlin alongside. Jimmie Johnson starts 18th in his first oval in Indycar. This is your Indycar Xpel 375 at Texas Motor Speedway at 12:30 PM ET on NBC source: indycar.com \| share:	89

Sat March 19, 2022
		Jesus Christ, it's a lion. Get in the caaathud source: boingboing.net \| share:	2

Thu March 17, 2022
		Mike Pillow manages to shock even the host of a show on his own derp network when he accuses Colorado Secretary of State Jena Griswold of murder source: boingboing.net \| share:	94

Wed March 16, 2022
(Wunderman Thompson)		How do you describe Web3? Try these explainicated discribes, by profesh l33t h@xx0rz using their own w0rdz source: wundermanthompson.com \| share:	27
		27 retired actors and what they do now. Come for Topanga, stay for Hilary Banks, be totally creeped out by the picture of the youngest kid on Home Improvement source: buzzfeed.com \| share:	83
		27 retired actors and what they do now. Come for Topanga, stay for Hilary Banks, be totally creeped out by the picture of the youngest kid on Home Improvement source: buzzfeed.com \| share:	83

Tue March 15, 2022
		Russian invaders, go brick yourselves source: vice.com \| share:	84
		Jan 6 rioter goes back to jail after violating his No Contact Estranged Wifey parole order 5,000 times source: dailykos.com \| share:	37
		Last of the Champions League round of 16 starts today. Who goes home and who advances to the next round. Atlético Madrid travels to Manchester United while Ajax host Benfica. Games start at 4pm EDT source: uefa.com \| share:	66
		Last of the Champions League round of 16 starts today. Who goes home and who advances to the next round. Atlético Madrid travels to Manchester United while Ajax host Benfica. Games start at 4pm EDT source: uefa.com \| share:	66

Mon March 14, 2022
		Warning: Your gold investment may lose value...especially if thieves make off with 30 lbs of it from your home source: pennlive.com \| share:	78
		"I can haz cheezburger?" "Let's see some I.D" source: boingboing.net \| share:	96
		Headline of the Month February 2022 voting for Discussion source: fark.com \| share:	7
		Headline of the Month February 2022 voting for Main source: fark.com \| share:	33

Sun March 13, 2022
		10 hockey games for your Sunday's laying on the couch viewing pleasure. 1st one at 1pm ET, Toronto & Buffalo in an outdoor game at 4pm, & the rest scattered around the evening. Come on down. Bring the kids. We got entertainment for the whole family source: nhl.com \| share:	130
		Would things have turned out differently if we'd known Covid wasn't temporary? source: theweek.com \| share:	25
		Would things have turned out differently if we'd known Covid wasn't temporary? source: theweek.com \| share:	25

Sat March 12, 2022
		We have the Blues in Music City to get the puck rolling, Hurricanes taking the Flyers for a spin, finishing up with the Lighting hitting the Oil. As one does. 10 games in all. Grab your Goon Juice and lets do that hockey. 1st puck at 12:30 PM ET source: nhl.com \| share:	114
		We have the Blues in Music City to get the puck rolling, Hurricanes taking the Flyers for a spin, finishing up with the Lighting hitting the Oil. As one does. 10 games in all. Grab your Goon Juice and lets do that hockey. 1st puck at 12:30 PM ET source: nhl.com \| share:	114
		It's 3:30am in Battle Creek, Michigan. What else are you going to do besides light your car on fire, steal a Red Bull and some beer from a convenience store, and go for a walk? source: mlive.com \| share:	30
		It's 3:30am in Battle Creek, Michigan. What else are you going to do besides light your car on fire, steal a Red Bull and some beer from a convenience store, and go for a walk? source: mlive.com \| share:	30
		Winger, Quiet Riot, Skid Row and Lita Ford all together for the Dear God Why tour source: pennlive.com \| share:	139
		Winger, Quiet Riot, Skid Row and Lita Ford all together for the Dear God Why tour source: pennlive.com \| share:	139

Fri March 11, 2022
		Russia claims US trained birds to deliver Ukrainian bioweapons. That's of course nonsense. As the Covid-19 pandemic has clearly shown the best delivery system are American conservatives and evangelical Christians, not birds source: vice.com \| share:	55
		3. 3 K-Marts left. Ah ha ha ha ha source: pennlive.com \| share:	46

Thu March 10, 2022
		The very manly People's Convoy is currently handing out participation ribbons while being delayed due to light seasonal weather source: vice.com \| share:	99

Tue March 08, 2022
		What do you do DING about the person DING who regularly sends you a 100 broken up texts DING when one properly thought out text DING should suffice? DING Difficulty: can't turn volume down, in case of rare family member emergency DING source: fark.com \| share:	28
		NPR wants you to tell them what classic movie you've never watched. You can follow that up by telling them how you no longer own a television, are thinking about trading in your vinyl collection for more authentic 8-tracks, and are an atheist source: npr.org \| share:	273
		NPR wants you to tell them what classic movie you've never watched. You can follow that up by telling them how you no longer own a television, are thinking about trading in your vinyl collection for more authentic 8-tracks, and are an atheist source: npr.org \| share:	273
		As Russia's online trolling trends downward, Joe Biden's approval rating trends upward source: stltoday.com \| share:	139

Mon March 07, 2022
		Today in Fark's Philosophy on Steroids: The ultimate trolley problem source: boingboing.net \| share:	23
		With many altering their diets in observance of Lent, what are YOUR favorite seafood or vegetarian dishes? Any foods you should probably give up for a month? It's the Monday Food Discussion Thread source: fark.com \| share:	45
		Headline of the Month January 2022 voting for Politics source: fark.com \| share:	21
		Headline of the Month January 2022 voting for D'awww source: fark.com \| share:	7
		Headline of the Month January 2022 voting for Entertainment source: fark.com \| share:	32
		Headline of the Month January 2022 voting for Business source: fark.com \| share:	18
		Headline of the Month January 2022 voting for Sports source: fark.com \| share:	11
		Headline of the Month January 2022 voting for Discussion source: fark.com \| share:	8

Sat March 05, 2022
		Will the Blues get their groove back in Long Island? Will the Kracken crack Ovi's Red Army? Will the Flames be extinguished by the Avalanche? 10 games - 12 hours. Nonstop NHL Hockey. Saturday. Thread. First puck at 12:30 PM ET source: nhl.com \| share:	181

Fri March 04, 2022
		Mr. Art of the Deal wants Biden to make a deal with Putin to stop his invasion. Monty Hall is rolling in his grave source: dailykos.com \| share:	97
		Elon Musk literally dares the UAW to hold a union organizing vote at his California Tesla factory. This is not a repeat from May 2018 source: vice.com \| share:	11

Thu March 03, 2022
(Nobody asked for this)		United States Football League (USFL) will start play next month with eight teams, representing cities in approximately half a dozen states. Fark: All games will be played in Birmingham, Alabama. UltraFark: Jeff Fisher found a coaching job source: theusfl.com \| share:	45

Wed March 02, 2022
		Why running a war is hard: "In total, our battery had 64 vehicles; 55 vehicles to support the 9 vehicles actually shooting anything. In terms of troops, the battery had around 300 soldiers. just 27 of them sat in those nine MLRS launchers" source: dailykos.com \| share:	114
		With the ruble in rubble the Moscow Exchange to remain closed source: economictimes.indiatimes.com \| share:	10

Tue March 01, 2022
		Why did the chicken fat cross the road? Because it leaked out of an overturned tanker after it jackknifed source: al.com \| share:	24
		Why did the chicken fat cross the road? Because it leaked out of an overturned tanker after it jackknifed source: al.com \| share:	24
		Russian EV charging stations hacked by Ukraine - PUTIN IS A DICKHEAD source: vice.com \| share:	11

Mon February 28, 2022
		Today's Fark gun thread: Know your Ukrainian weapons. Because knowing is half the battle. The other half is a group of determined patriots with Molotov Cocktails and massive balls source: boingboing.net \| share:	91
		Hey, remember Guy Wesley Reffitt? No? Well, he's that member of the January 6 tour group who threatened to kill his own children if they reported him. Anyway, he's going on trial tomorrow source: dailykos.com \| share:	42
		Are you cummingtonite, you metamorphic amphibole you source: boingboing.net \| share:	26

Sun February 27, 2022
(Some Guy)		Probably coincidence and nothing to worry about at all but the Moscow Exchange is not online anymore source: isitdownrightnow.com \| share:	53
(Some Guy)		Class warfare is alive and well in the Commonwealth despite the fact there's an apocalypse going on. Daryl trains to join the army while Carol tries to save Ezekiel. Halloween is celebrated as rebellion stirs in The Walking Dead, 9 PM ET on AMC source: tvfanatic.com \| share:	14
(Some Guy)		Class warfare is alive and well in the Commonwealth despite the fact there's an apocalypse going on. Daryl trains to join the army while Carol tries to save Ezekiel. Halloween is celebrated as rebellion stirs in The Walking Dead, 9 PM ET on AMC source: tvfanatic.com \| share:	14
		Welcome to the start of the season. Scott McLaughlin has the pole with Will Power alongside and Jimmie Johnson starting in the rear. Forecast is sunny and warm. This is your Indycar Grand Prix of St. Petersburg at Noon ET on NBC source: indycar.com \| share:	114
		Roblox outperforming Russian Ruble source: vice.com \| share:	16

Fri February 25, 2022
		Interesting: OSINT expert discovers a new way to gather military intelligence. Fark: Google Maps source: vice.com \| share:	10

Thu February 24, 2022
		Hey FIFA, how about DQ'ing Russia from the World Cup? source: dailykos.com \| share:	14
		Cops called at Amazon warehouse for the audacity of [checks notes] ordering lunch source: vice.com \| share:	110
		Twins time their arrival to coincide with twosday source: lehighvalleylive.com \| share:	10
		Twins time their arrival to coincide with twosday source: lehighvalleylive.com \| share:	10
		"We're having some backend database issues right now, but we're working on it. Comments are not available at the moment, but they should be back soon" -- Drew. "All your threads are belong to me" -- Vlad source: fark.com \| share:	52

Wed February 23, 2022
		A big day of Footie as both Champions and Premier League have games.It starts at 2:30 PM ET with Watford - Crystal Palace, Burley - Spurs. 15 minutes later is Liverpool - Leeds Champions League Atlético - Man United and Benfica - Ajax source: uefa.com \| share:	114
		A big day of Footie as both Champions and Premier League have games.It starts at 2:30 PM ET with Watford - Crystal Palace, Burley - Spurs. 15 minutes later is Liverpool - Leeds Champions League Atlético - Man United and Benfica - Ajax source: uefa.com \| share:	114

Tue February 22, 2022
		Champions League round of 16 continues today. Villareal - Juventus and Chelsea - Lille both at 3pm ET. Let's all pull for the under dogs today source: uefa.com \| share:	20
		Champions League round of 16 continues today. Villareal - Juventus and Chelsea - Lille both at 3pm ET. Let's all pull for the under dogs today source: uefa.com \| share:	20
		Someone is going to get a lot of number 2 jokes in their life source: nj.com \| share:	27
		Someone is going to get a lot of number 2 jokes in their life source: nj.com \| share:	27

Mon February 21, 2022
		Hamster balls shrink with Covid, as fewer debutante hamsters are willing to dress up for a formal cotillion during a pandemic source: vice.com \| share:	20
		There once was a crane in Nantucket / Then some YouTuber said, Ah, f*ck it / As he climbed to the top, his butt in a knot / He thought, I hope I don't drop source: masslive.com \| share:	29
		There once was a crane in Nantucket / Then some YouTuber said, Ah, f*ck it / As he climbed to the top, his butt in a knot / He thought, I hope I don't drop source: masslive.com \| share:	29

Sun February 20, 2022
		I have no idea what you're talking about so here's a photo of one million dead mosquitoes source: boingboing.net \| share:	17

Fri February 18, 2022
		More video games involve sittin' around and fishing these days, probably because game designers are bored source: vice.com \| share:	41

Thu February 17, 2022
		An anti-porch-pirate door can be yours for the low low price of $1,895 source: boingboing.net \| share:	108

Wed February 16, 2022
		Man killed in hit and run identified, autopsy planned to determine cause and manner of death. Subby believes it will probably have a lot to do with getting hit by an Acura TSX source: lehighvalleylive.com \| share:	13
		Man killed in hit and run identified, autopsy planned to determine cause and manner of death. Subby believes it will probably have a lot to do with getting hit by an Acura TSX source: lehighvalleylive.com \| share:	13
		"House robbery" taken a bit too literally source: mlive.com \| share:	25
		"House robbery" taken a bit too literally source: mlive.com \| share:	25
		Sen. Josh Hawley generates a lot of his revenue from fisting source: vice.com \| share:	41
		Ted Cruz hasn't annoyed us for a day or two, maybe he's turned over a new leaf--oh, sweet Jesus... he's making it easier for belligerent asshats to fly source: dailykos.com \| share:	65

Tue February 15, 2022
		The Jamaican bobsled team came in 4.20 seconds off the lead, because of course they did. Fark needs a spliffy tag source: nbcolympics.com \| share:	41
		The Jamaican bobsled team came in 4.20 seconds off the lead, because of course they did. Fark needs a spliffy tag source: nbcolympics.com \| share:	41

Mon February 14, 2022
		Prison inmates have it bad enough without a ramen shortage source: dailykos.com \| share:	29

Sun February 13, 2022
		"Crazy Girl" is crazy good; eyeing Winter Olympics 2038 source: ctvnews.ca \| share:	16

Sat February 12, 2022
		Saturday hockey? Eight of 'em with two at 12:30 PM ET & the rest starting from 7:00 PM. Unlike tomorrow when there's only four & they'll all be over by mid afternoon. Can't have a reduced TV audience just in case there's something else going on then. SU Leah source: nhl.com \| share:	58
		Today's Fun Fark Fact: In 2020, 2899 Americans ended up in the ER because of incidents associated with pizza source: boingboing.net \| share:	46
		Exasperated parents get nine day vacation source: mlive.com \| share:	23
		Exasperated parents get nine day vacation source: mlive.com \| share:	23
		Now try Wookiee and Tribble source: boingboing.net \| share:	17

Fri February 11, 2022
		QAnon affiliated time traveller running for office in Ohio. In related news: Reality now sounds like a bad Terminator/Veep mashup TV script source: vice.com \| share:	50

Thu February 10, 2022
		Man fatally crushed by robot arm. IT HAS BEGUN source: nj.com \| share:	42
		Man fatally crushed by robot arm. IT HAS BEGUN source: nj.com \| share:	42
		Oregon man clearly outdoes Florida man. Granted, Josephine County is Oregon's Florida source: oregonlive.com \| share:	40
		Oregon man clearly outdoes Florida man. Granted, Josephine County is Oregon's Florida source: oregonlive.com \| share:	40
		Just another day in NYC: dumping snow on a cop's truck that's parked at a bus stop and getting voicemails like "I'm gonna fark you and your wife" because you called 3-1-1 source: nyc.streetsblog.org \| share:	68

Wed February 09, 2022
		Pro-tip: When designing psychiatric facilities make sure there's nothing sharp metal and stabby in the ceiling source: mlive.com \| share:	47
		Pro-tip: When designing psychiatric facilities make sure there's nothing sharp metal and stabby in the ceiling source: mlive.com \| share:	47

Tue February 08, 2022
		Terrorist complains to a judge that he lost his six figure job, retirement and credit rating due to his own terrorist activities source: dailykos.com \| share:	48

Mon February 07, 2022
		Website turns bland e-mails into delicious spam source: boingboing.net \| share:	10

Sun February 06, 2022
		NFTs have officially jumped the shark source: boingboing.net \| share:	101
		Then they came for my fries, and there was no one to speak on my behalf source: vice.com \| share:	14
		The new rage? Free libraries of banned books source: dailykos.com \| share:	77

Sat February 05, 2022
		MET/PAC, ATL/CEN, then WIN/WIN for a million bucks. Although the grand prize not being a lifetime supply of Turtle Wax is yet another example of Bergman's incompetence. Puck drops for the 2022 NHL All-Star 3-on-3 tournament @ 3:00pm ET on ABC source: nhl.com \| share:	19
		Bloomberg News accidentally publishes pre-written "Russia invades Ukraine" story. Chicago Daily Tribune unavailable for comment source: boingboing.net \| share:	100

Fri February 04, 2022
		Subby has noticed that very few of the proposed Critical Race Theory bans define what CRT is. Wouldn't the bans then cover ALL races thus making teaching ANY human history an offense? source: fark.com \| share:	27
		Iowa GOP introduces bill to install thoughtcrime citizen compliance cameras in classrooms to monitor teachers source: vice.com \| share:	67

Thu February 03, 2022
		Just because you can use algae to make blue beer, doesn't mean you should source: usatoday.com \| share:	11

Wed February 02, 2022
		Kremlin cash crunch is crushing TFG's preferred idiots source: vice.com \| share:	20

Tue February 01, 2022
		Wait, you can just walk out of your murder trial? source: al.com \| share:	36
		Wait, you can just walk out of your murder trial? source: al.com \| share:	36

Mon January 31, 2022
(Some Maus)		Looking for a book to read? Here are Powell's banned books of 2021. The answer is 42. Tag for the authors source: powells.com \| share:	208
(Some Maus)		Looking for a book to read? Here are Powell's banned books of 2021. The answer is 42. Tag for the authors source: powells.com \| share:	208

Sat January 29, 2022
		Macron and Putin, their call brieft source: theweek.com \| share:	29
		Macron and Putin, their call brieft source: theweek.com \| share:	29
		Not everyone in Tennessee is afraid of a little Maus source: boingboing.net \| share:	55

Fri January 28, 2022
(Protocol.com)		1. Start a non-profit mental health line and collect personal data you're not allowed to sell. 2. Create a for-profit subsidiary and give the data to them. 3. Profit source: protocol.com \| share:	39
		WhatsApp head tells Google where to stick those green bubble RCS messages source: theverge.com \| share:	41
		I'm on the road all day and don't usually have an opportunity to stop get lunch so I bring one. I'm sick of sandwiches and wraps. Looking for lunch suggestions that don't require heating and that aren't PBJ or lunch meat sandwiches source: fark.com \| share:	87
		Michele Bachmann ain't got nothing on this source: boingboing.net \| share:	16

Thu January 27, 2022
		Who was really responsible for the "alternate" electors scheme, apparently Batboy source: dailykos.com \| share:	57
		So much on tap for the ice today. Can the Rangers push pass the Blue Jackets or will Columbus battle hard? Can the Islanders dethrone the Kings? Will Seattle be unleashed against Pittsburgh? It's Thursday and It's a lot of Hockey. Pucks drop at 7:00 PM ET source: nhl.com \| share:	66
		So much on tap for the ice today. Can the Rangers push pass the Blue Jackets or will Columbus battle hard? Can the Islanders dethrone the Kings? Will Seattle be unleashed against Pittsburgh? It's Thursday and It's a lot of Hockey. Pucks drop at 7:00 PM ET source: nhl.com \| share:	66
		Look, a five ounce bird could not carry a 1 pound coconut filled with liquid cocaine source: vice.com \| share:	43
		Welcome back, childhood diseases. A vaccine was your ticket out. Who would have thought that Republicans would lead you back? source: dailykos.com \| share:	89

Wed January 26, 2022
		Well, if Yandle's going to set the consecutive games played Iron Man record, we should probably continue the Wed Night Hockey Thread too. Five games tonight. Three at 7pm ET, one at 7:30, & one at 10pm. Gooood scheduling Gary, good scheduling source: nhl.com \| share:	124
		If you are anti-mask you must be Pro Choice, sadly that also means that as a mask wearer Subby is now Pro Life source: lehighvalleylive.com \| share:	60
		If you are anti-mask you must be Pro Choice, sadly that also means that as a mask wearer Subby is now Pro Life source: lehighvalleylive.com \| share:	60

Tue January 25, 2022
		Today's Driving Tip From the New Jersey State Police: Watch out for cars being driven by corpses source: nj.com \| share:	22
		Today's Driving Tip From the New Jersey State Police: Watch out for cars being driven by corpses source: nj.com \| share:	22
		Cryptoland "dead" after failing to buy non-crypto real estate. Farkistan unavailable for comment source: boingboing.net \| share:	20
		Beaver train on fire source: wpxi.com \| share:	30
		There's gold in them thar prayers source: buzzfeednews.com \| share:	62
		There's gold in them thar prayers source: buzzfeednews.com \| share:	62
		Donald J. Quixote literally tilts against windmills source: dailykos.com \| share:	93

Mon January 24, 2022
		Imagine spending millions building a carbon capture plant, to prove that the technology works, only for it to emit more greenhouse gases than it's capturing source: vice.com \| share:	25

Sun January 23, 2022
		County commissioner and 'Cowboys for Trump' founder Couy Griffin; "Hey Ima need that photo of Pence hiding in the Capitol basement for my defense." Government; "No. Not yours. Not ours either" source: dailykos.com \| share:	46

Sat January 22, 2022
		From the Flyers rattling with the Sabres to Lightning in the Shark Tank it's your Saturday Hockey Thread™ 1st of 11 relatively well spaced puck drops at 1:00 PM EST. Rare "Good Job Schedule Guy" exacta, never mind trifecta, still has no chance source: nhl.com \| share:	106
		From the Flyers rattling with the Sabres to Lightning in the Shark Tank it's your Saturday Hockey Thread™ 1st of 11 relatively well spaced puck drops at 1:00 PM EST. Rare "Good Job Schedule Guy" exacta, never mind trifecta, still has no chance source: nhl.com \| share:	106

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