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Sat May 21, 2022
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Can the Pittsburgh Maulers upset the New Orleans Breakers? Can the Houston Gamblers really go all in and beat the New Jersey Generals? Is spring football exciting? Kickoff times are at Noon ET and 4:00 PM ET on FS1 and FOX, respectively
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Fri May 20, 2022
(Vice)
 
 
 
Taliban selectively enforcing mask mandates
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
*Angry pasta noises*
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Thu May 19, 2022
(Vice)
 
 
 
Some tattoos remind you of your date's name or your "no ragerts," then there's the one that reminds you of your $40 billion faceplant business failure
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Head of CPAC just comes right out and admits that the abortion ban is part of their racist "The Great Replacement" theories
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Where's the beef?
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Wed May 18, 2022
(Vice)
 
 
 
Why not start a forest fire for a backdrop to your selfie?
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Researchers from University of Limerick / Create something with a new trick / it resembles Swiss cheese / Cleans air like a breeze / Burma Shave
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(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
Jack Stands is a good guy. Make sure you get a hold of Jack Stands before you work on your car. Jack Stands just may save your life
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(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
Jack Stands is a good guy. Make sure you get a hold of Jack Stands before you work on your car. Jack Stands just may save your life
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Tue May 17, 2022
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Fetterman is leading, Cawthorn is not. How about a Primary thread?
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Fetterman is leading, Cawthorn is not. How about a Primary thread?
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Rocket Summer came when Bradbury went to Mars too
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(Fark)
 
HOTM
 
Headline of the Month April 2022 voting for Food. Last chance to vote Voting ends Tuesday May 17, 4pm Eastern
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(Fark)
 
HOTM
 
Headline of the Month April 2022 voting for D'awww. Last chance to vote Voting ends Tuesday May 17, 4pm Eastern
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(Fark)
 
HOTM
 
Headline of the Month April 2022 voting for Fandom. Last chance to vote Voting ends Tuesday May 17, 4pm Eastern
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(Fark)
 
HOTM
 
Headline of the Month April 2022 voting for Entertainment. Last chance to vote Voting ends Tuesday May 17, 4pm Eastern
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(Fark)
 
HOTM
 
Headline of the Month April 2022 voting for Sports. Last chance to vote Voting ends Tuesday May 17, 4pm Eastern
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(Fark)
 
HOTM
 
Headline of the Month April 2022 voting for Discussion. Last chance to vote Voting ends Tuesday May 17, 4pm Eastern
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Headline of the Month Voting for April 2022. Links to the voting threads for all ten tabs. Everyone can vote! Enjoy the best Farking headlines! Last chance to vote! Voting ends Tuesday May 17, 4pm Eastern
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Mon May 16, 2022
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Better Call Saul's penultimate episode before the farking stupid mid season break 9:00pm ET on AMC
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Better Call Saul's penultimate episode before the farking stupid mid season break 9:00pm ET on AMC
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Man on probation for 6 break-ins accused in ham and bagel shop burglaries, has lox in his future
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Man on probation for 6 break-ins accused in ham and bagel shop burglaries, has lox in his future
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Sun May 15, 2022
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Two games for the USFL on Sunday. Can the Birmingham Stallions remain undefeated when they play the Philadelphia Stars? Can the Pittsburgh Maulers get their first win versus the Houston Gamblers? Kickoffs at Noon ET on NBC and 4:00 PM on FOX
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Sat May 14, 2022
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Just one game scheduled for Saturday for Week 5 of the USFL season. Can the New Orleans Breakers win against the New Jersey Generals in a battle of 3-1 teams? Or will N.J. say no way to N.O.? Kickoff is at 3:00 PM ET on FOX
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Thai government celebrates cannabis legalization by giving out 1 million free plants to people to grow at home. US government celebrates 1 million homes seized for people growing cannabis
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Bitcoin is down over 50% from November last year. This is bad news...for white supremacists
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Fri May 13, 2022
(Gridiron Guy)
 
 
 
Week 5 of the USFL starts off Friday night with the Michigan Panthers and the Tampa Bay Bandits. Have you picked a favorite team for the USFL revival yet? Kickoff is at 8:00 PM ET on the USA Network
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Thu May 12, 2022
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
200-year-old Michigan-Indiana border dispute might finally be settled. Both sides currently stuck on "No, you take it"
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
200-year-old Michigan-Indiana border dispute might finally be settled. Both sides currently stuck on "No, you take it"
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Wed May 11, 2022
(Slate)
 
 
 
Do you really need to be concerned about deleting your period tracking app in a post-Roe world? Slate asks the question. Quick summary of the article: 1,600 words, then "meh, you decide"
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Just like Winnie the Poo, except with tranquilizers
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Just like Winnie the Poo, except with tranquilizers
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Tue May 10, 2022
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Common obstacles on a golf course: trees, rocks, raw sewage, sand, water,...wait, back up a couple
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Common obstacles on a golf course: trees, rocks, raw sewage, sand, water,...wait, back up a couple
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Of my friend, I can only say this. Of all the souls I have encountered in my travels, his was the most human. Okay, y'all hold my Romulan ale and watch this
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Sun May 08, 2022
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
CGI dancing baby screensaver from the 90s becomes NFT. Inflatable arm flailing tube man unavailable for comment
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(Some Southern Man)
 
 
 
One more game for Week 4 of the USFL season and that is the Houston Gamblers and the New Orleans Breakers. Two Southern teams in the southern city of Birmingham and it is at 3:00 PM ET on NBC and Peacock
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Sat May 07, 2022
(Kentucky Derby)
 
 
 
We have the 148th Kentucky Derby at Churchill Downs in Louisville. Will it be Messier, Epicenter, Zandon, or the rest of the field? What is your favorite horse name? Post time for this race is at 6:57 PM ET on NBC. Giddy up
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(Some Football Guy)
 
 
 
Can the Pittsburgh Maulers win their first game against the New Jersey Generals? Can the Birmingham Stallions stay undefeated against the Tampa Bay Bandits? Game times are at 2:30 PM ET on Peacock and 7:00 PM on FOX, respectively
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Fri May 06, 2022
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
One USFL game for Friday Night, and it is the Philly Stars and the Michigan Panthers. Will the Stars win and reach .500? Or will the Panthers pounce all over them to go 3-1? Kickoff is at 10:00 PM ET on FS1
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Wed May 04, 2022
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Live from Seattle it's the 2nd leg of CONCACAF Champions League Finals. It's all to play for as Sounders and Pumas drew in Mexico. Will a MLS team finally win or can Pumas keep the streak alive for Liga MX. 10:00 pm ET FoxSports
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
We need a factory reset button for our brain
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Tue May 03, 2022
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Hi NJ. In case you haven't been paying attention, and from the looks of the shoppers coming out of the supermarket this morning you haven't, today is the last day for one use shopping bags (while supplies last)
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Hi NJ. In case you haven't been paying attention, and from the looks of the shoppers coming out of the supermarket this morning you haven't, today is the last day for one use shopping bags (while supplies last)
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(The Week)
 
 
 
There is nothing more American than hatred
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(The Week)
 
 
 
There is nothing more American than hatred
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Mon May 02, 2022
(PennLive)
 
 
 
A survey of 1,300 Americans found that Americans are willing to give up coffee, video games, and social media if they could have free tacos for a year
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
A survey of 1,300 Americans found that Americans are willing to give up coffee, video games, and social media if they could have free tacos for a year
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Sun May 01, 2022
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
We have two 0-2 teams with the Pittsburgh Maulers and the Michigan Panthers at 2:30 PM ET on USA Network, and two 1-1 with the New Jersey Generals and the Philadelphia Stars at 8:00 PM ET on Peacock. Isn't the USFL fun or what?
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(IndyCar)
 
 
 
It has been a Penske year thus far. VeeKay has the pole with O'Ward alongside. Weather forecast is warm with a 70% chance of rain/thunderstorms so bring your all weather clownshoes. This is your Indycar Grand Prix of Alabama at 1pm EDT on NBC
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(IndyCar)
 
 
 
It has been a Penske year thus far. VeeKay has the pole with O'Ward alongside. Weather forecast is warm with a 70% chance of rain/thunderstorms so bring your all weather clownshoes. This is your Indycar Grand Prix of Alabama at 1pm EDT on NBC
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Sat April 30, 2022
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Week 3 of the USFL season brings us two Saturday games, with the Tampa Bay Bandits and the Houston Gamblers at 4:00 PM ET, then at 8:00 PM we have the Birmingham Stallions and the N.O. Breakers. Both games are on FOX. Remember the old USFL by chance?
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Muskegon gets in on the stuck freighter trend
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Muskegon gets in on the stuck freighter trend
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
ATM from bank yanked by wanks
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
ATM from bank yanked by wanks
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Russia's foreign minister just realized the West can see their domestic propaganda and maybe they should take it down a notch
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Fri April 29, 2022
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Billboard's top 10 spots to drop a Molotov cocktail
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
It's just a box of pubic hairs. I don't know who put it there
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
First, they were used for pregnancy tests and later they became pets. Now, the African horned frog, one of the worst invasive species on Earth, is eating its way through western Washington
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
First, they were used for pregnancy tests and later they became pets. Now, the African horned frog, one of the worst invasive species on Earth, is eating its way through western Washington
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Thu April 28, 2022
(AL.com)
 
 
 
She may have stolen riding lawnmower, attached cart filled with ill-gotten good, but she really pissed folks off stealing their Crimson Tide yard sign
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
She may have stolen riding lawnmower, attached cart filled with ill-gotten good, but she really pissed folks off stealing their Crimson Tide yard sign
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(The Chive)
 
 
 
Not News: The US Navy has an advanced submarine/ship testing facility. News: It's a heavily-guarded secret installation, akin to Area 51. FARK: In Bayview, ID, on Lake Pend O'Reille
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Wed April 27, 2022
(The Register)
 
 
 
In case you're wondering why two tons of creamed corn just got delivered to your doorstep, this is why
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(The Register)
 
 
 
In case you're wondering why two tons of creamed corn just got delivered to your doorstep, this is why
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Tue April 26, 2022
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Why did the chicken parts cover the road?
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Why did the chicken parts cover the road?
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Why do birthers still persist?
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Why do birthers still persist?
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Mon April 25, 2022
(Pitchfork)
 
 
 
The 20 best punk movies until Machine Gun Kelly stars in "The Green Day Story"
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Sun April 24, 2022
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
The New Orleans Breakers take on the Tampa Bay Bandits to finish off Week 2 of the USFL. Which is the better mascot? Think there will be a lot of Southern charm in this one? Kickoff is at 3:00 PM ET on NBC
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Duck flies off into the sunset
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Sat April 23, 2022
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
After the Generals beat the Panthers Friday night, we now have the Maulers and Stars in the battle of Pennsylvania at 12:00 PM ET on FOX, and the Stallions and Gamblers squaring off at 7:00 PM on FS1. How's the USFL to you so far?
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Fri April 22, 2022
(MassLive)
 
 
 
You can win a year's supply of defective pretzels from Snyder's of Hanover in their factory floor sweeping-stakes
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(MassLive)
 
 
 
You can win a year's supply of defective pretzels from Snyder's of Hanover in their factory floor sweeping-stakes
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Wed April 20, 2022
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Do streetlights have spirals now?
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(Vice)
 
 
 
People are still going to jail for faking proof of something that you can get for free
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Can't top the original headline: Police come 40 minutes after public masturbator does
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Tue April 19, 2022
(Vice)
 
 
 
In a sign that the sanctions are stopping the flow of Russian money to their internet trolls, QAnon's Russian chapter goes rogue, turns on Putin, and is now supporting Ukraine; while warning of Russian deep state propaganda online
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Last Learjet ever to be built delivered to Michigan
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Mon April 18, 2022
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Weather forced the Tampa Bay Bandits and the Pittsburgh Maulers to play Monday Night at 7:00 PM ET on FS1. Which is the better mascot? Do you like that all of the USFL teams are playing in Birmingham? It's rare spring Monday Night Football
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Welcome, creative Farkers, to the Fark Artists Arting Weekly Community Thread
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Sun April 17, 2022
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Week 1 of the USFL continues with three more games. First it's the Houston Gamblers and Michigan Panthers at Noon ET on NBC, the Philadelphia Stars and N.O. Breakers at 4:00 PM on USA, and the T.B. Bandits and Pittsburgh Maulers at 8:00 PM on FS1
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Two perish after collision with steamroller on highway. Authorities are on the lookout for one Wile E. Coyote
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Two perish after collision with steamroller on highway. Authorities are on the lookout for one Wile E. Coyote
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
It is illegal to imitate an elk's mating call? Excuse me, I thought this was America
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
It is illegal to imitate an elk's mating call? Excuse me, I thought this was America
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Sat April 16, 2022
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
The USFL officially returns with one game for Saturday before three games on Easter Sunday. At 7:30 PM ET on FOX it is the New Jersey Generals and the Birmingham Stallions. Aren't you glad it is back?
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Fri April 15, 2022
(Vice)
 
 
 
Drew Mathews Banned
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Wed April 13, 2022
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
The most Michigan story you're gonna see all day
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
The most Michigan story you're gonna see all day
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Today is National Peach Cobbler Day. Left how to score some, to the right your favorite recipes
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Today is National Peach Cobbler Day. Left how to score some, to the right your favorite recipes
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
The apple doesn't fall far from the horse's ass
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Tue April 12, 2022
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Ow my balls: Hot coffee edition
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Ow my balls: Hot coffee edition
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Mon April 11, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Just what I need to start my day of digging through the ditches and burning through the witches
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Ukraine's foreign minister reveals Amazon wishlist
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Ukraine's foreign minister reveals Amazon wishlist
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Sun April 10, 2022
(MassLive)
 
 
 
Man who was presumably searching for a cask of Amontillado rescued from behind wall in Boston train station
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(IndyCar)
 
 
 
Herta sets a new track record by almost a second with Newgarden alongside. Johnson has busted two cars and his hand but will race. Weather forecast is lovely at the iconic street circuit. This is your Indycar Long Beach Grand Prix at 3pm EDT on NBC
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(IndyCar)
 
 
 
Herta sets a new track record by almost a second with Newgarden alongside. Johnson has busted two cars and his hand but will race. Weather forecast is lovely at the iconic street circuit. This is your Indycar Long Beach Grand Prix at 3pm EDT on NBC
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(Vice)
 
 
 
For first time in YouTube history, complete VHS video of internal launch event for Windows 95 uploaded. Come for Leno's and Bill's hacky O.J. and Microsoft jokes, stay for the Nineties-tastic pleated khakis
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Sat April 09, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
At 8:00 PM ET is the Men's Hockey Frozen Four Championship. Will it be the Denver Pioneers in this one? Or will it be the mighty Mavericks of Minnesota State. Find out on ESPN2
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
At 8:00 PM ET is the Men's Hockey Frozen Four Championship. Will it be the Denver Pioneers in this one? Or will it be the mighty Mavericks of Minnesota State. Find out on ESPN2
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Thu April 07, 2022
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Kentucky's version of Lauren Boebert
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(MassLive)
 
 
 
Former Cape Cod resident pollutes ocean, beach in France in ill advised tribute to Sting
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(MassLive)
 
 
 
Former Cape Cod resident pollutes ocean, beach in France in ill advised tribute to Sting
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
The CFL's CTE barbell backflip on CTV
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
The CFL's CTE barbell backflip on CTV
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Miami is quite proud of its new bull statue that's similar to the Wall Street bull ...even though it looks like a robot and has laser "crypto" eyes
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Getting burned with oregano. New hotness: Getting burned with celery
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Tue April 05, 2022
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Rope Nope found hiding in couch
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Ooooooooooklahoma where abortion gets you time in jail
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Subby's employer (large worldwide company you've probably never heard of) wants him to sign a document waiving rights to be part of any future lawsuits against said company. Does the company have a case if he does? (link is just a placeholder)
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Fri April 01, 2022
(CTV News)
 
 
 
"And fark these clouds in particular." - God
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Thu March 31, 2022
(The Week)
 
 
 
Daily Wire announces plans to spend $100 million to groom young children
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Daily Wire announces plans to spend $100 million to groom young children
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Wed March 30, 2022
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Let's look at how Russia's best tank division with their latest tank is getting on in Ukraine... To shreds you say?
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Tue March 29, 2022
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Translation: No one else wants to pay $20 million for a wideout who can't catch, but Cleveland has already proven to be that foolish
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Translation: No one else wants to pay $20 million for a wideout who can't catch, but Cleveland has already proven to be that foolish
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Video of robot peeling a banana. Up next: Video of Boston Dynamics robot slipping on a banana peel
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What's the first thing your browser/device autosuggests when you type in your Fark handle? Subby's goes to "farming clothing"
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
New Jersey gym owner / COVID scofflaw / GOP congressional candidate rounds out his collection of hats with "drunk driver"
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
New Jersey gym owner / COVID scofflaw / GOP congressional candidate rounds out his collection of hats with "drunk driver"
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(Wunderman Thompson)
 
 
 
Now we have "emotional diets" that include chocolate bars spiked with "I-theanine" and "content series" that include "relax hacks" like "yoga." Subby sprained his airquote fingers explaining "functional beverage company" so read at your own risk
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Sun March 27, 2022
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Coming up next: [Ru] /ss/ (ia)
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(Ike Administration)
 
 
 
"Introduction to Outer Space" (1958) (PDF)
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Scientist Chris Hanson discovers unexplained swirls on the sun's surface, asks them to take a seat over there
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Fri March 25, 2022
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Willie Nelson, not 'Texas' enough to vote
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Thu March 24, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
2022 Is considered by most draft experts to be a weak QB draft. Let's check back to their big boards from 2018, which was one they considered a strong QB draft. Oh.....oh my
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Let's not focus on the negative; MOST of the schoolchildren came back from the zoo field trip
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Let's not focus on the negative; MOST of the schoolchildren came back from the zoo field trip
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
The robot uprising is upon us
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Wed March 23, 2022
(The Week)
 
 
 
Putin has now committed 75 percent of Russia's entire army to the not-war in Ukraine. However, if this were a game of Risk, subby would have invaded Russia from the other side and conquered everything by now
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Putin has now committed 75 percent of Russia's entire army to the not-war in Ukraine. However, if this were a game of Risk, subby would have invaded Russia from the other side and conquered everything by now
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(US News)
 
 
 
Elon blames volatile market for inability to sell bonds backed by Tesla leases. Who knew constantly screwing around might ruin one's credibility?
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(US News)
 
 
 
Elon blames volatile market for inability to sell bonds backed by Tesla leases. Who knew constantly screwing around might ruin one's credibility?
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(Vice)
 
 
 
For no reason whatsoever, Romania is handing out iodine pills to its entire population. Thankfully not garlic pills
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Tue March 22, 2022
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Roth's Froth and Sloth (formerly Chuck's)
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Roth's Froth and Sloth (formerly Chuck's)
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Spring Breakers in Miami party* so hard the city starts a curfew. *: do gun violence
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(Vice)
 
 
 
This might be the final update about the JFK QAnon cult but I doubt it
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(Good Day)
 
 
 
Let's pause our cynicism and enjoy a few minutes of wholesomeness. There may be a little dust in the sun rays
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Yeezies not yeeted. Yeesh
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Yeezies not yeeted. Yeesh
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Mon March 21, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
WhatsApp wants Americans to know that sending unencrypted text messages is like advertising your most sensitive secrets to anybody who's listening, which is why you should trust them with your secrets instead. "Them" being Facebook/Meta, of course
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: "Woman sues over delivery of chocolate penis with 'No redeeming values.'" Agree to disagree [NSFW]
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Sun March 20, 2022
(IndyCar)
 
 
 
Indycar returns to the ovals. Rosenqvist has the pole with season opener winner McLaughlin alongside. Jimmie Johnson starts 18th in his first oval in Indycar. This is your Indycar Xpel 375 at Texas Motor Speedway at 12:30 PM ET on NBC
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(IndyCar)
 
 
 
Indycar returns to the ovals. Rosenqvist has the pole with season opener winner McLaughlin alongside. Jimmie Johnson starts 18th in his first oval in Indycar. This is your Indycar Xpel 375 at Texas Motor Speedway at 12:30 PM ET on NBC
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Sat March 19, 2022
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Jesus Christ, it's a lion. Get in the caaa*thud*
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Thu March 17, 2022
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Mike Pillow manages to shock even the host of a show on his own derp network when he accuses Colorado Secretary of State Jena Griswold of murder
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Wed March 16, 2022
(Wunderman Thompson)
 
 
 
How do you describe Web3? Try these explainicated discribes, by profesh l33t h@xx0rz using their own w0rdz
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
27 retired actors and what they do now. Come for Topanga, stay for Hilary Banks, be totally creeped out by the picture of the youngest kid on Home Improvement
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
27 retired actors and what they do now. Come for Topanga, stay for Hilary Banks, be totally creeped out by the picture of the youngest kid on Home Improvement
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Tue March 15, 2022
(Vice)
 
Hero
 
Russian invaders, go brick yourselves
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Jan 6 rioter goes back to jail after violating his No Contact Estranged Wifey parole order 5,000 times
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(UEFA Champions League)
 
 
 
Last of the Champions League round of 16 starts today. Who goes home and who advances to the next round. Atlético Madrid travels to Manchester United while Ajax host Benfica. Games start at 4pm EDT
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(UEFA Champions League)
 
 
 
Last of the Champions League round of 16 starts today. Who goes home and who advances to the next round. Atlético Madrid travels to Manchester United while Ajax host Benfica. Games start at 4pm EDT
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Mon March 14, 2022
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Warning: Your gold investment may lose value...especially if thieves make off with 30 lbs of it from your home
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
"I can haz cheezburger?" "Let's see some I.D"
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(Fark)
 
HOTM
 
Headline of the Month February 2022 voting for Discussion
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(Fark)
 
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Headline of the Month February 2022 voting for Main
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Sun March 13, 2022
(NHL)
 
 
 
10 hockey games for your Sunday's laying on the couch viewing pleasure. 1st one at 1pm ET, Toronto & Buffalo in an outdoor game at 4pm, & the rest scattered around the evening. Come on down. Bring the kids. We got entertainment for the whole family
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Would things have turned out differently if we'd known Covid wasn't temporary?
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Would things have turned out differently if we'd known Covid wasn't temporary?
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Sat March 12, 2022
(NHL)
 
 
 
We have the Blues in Music City to get the puck rolling, Hurricanes taking the Flyers for a spin, finishing up with the Lighting hitting the Oil. As one does. 10 games in all. Grab your Goon Juice and lets do that hockey. 1st puck at 12:30 PM ET
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(NHL)
 
 
 
We have the Blues in Music City to get the puck rolling, Hurricanes taking the Flyers for a spin, finishing up with the Lighting hitting the Oil. As one does. 10 games in all. Grab your Goon Juice and lets do that hockey. 1st puck at 12:30 PM ET
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
It's 3:30am in Battle Creek, Michigan. What else are you going to do besides light your car on fire, steal a Red Bull and some beer from a convenience store, and go for a walk?
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
It's 3:30am in Battle Creek, Michigan. What else are you going to do besides light your car on fire, steal a Red Bull and some beer from a convenience store, and go for a walk?
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Winger, Quiet Riot, Skid Row and Lita Ford all together for the Dear God Why tour
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Winger, Quiet Riot, Skid Row and Lita Ford all together for the Dear God Why tour
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Fri March 11, 2022
(Vice)
 
 
 
Russia claims US trained birds to deliver Ukrainian bioweapons. That's of course nonsense. As the Covid-19 pandemic has clearly shown the best delivery system are American conservatives and evangelical Christians, not birds
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
3. 3 K-Marts left. Ah ha ha ha ha
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Thu March 10, 2022
(Vice)
 
 
 
The very manly People's Convoy is currently handing out participation ribbons while being delayed due to light seasonal weather
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Tue March 08, 2022
(Fark)
 
 
 
What do you do *DING* about the person *DING* who regularly sends you a 100 broken up texts *DING* when one properly thought out text *DING* should suffice? *DING* Difficulty: can't turn volume down, in case of rare family member emergency *DING*
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(NPR)
 
 
 
NPR wants you to tell them what classic movie you've never watched. You can follow that up by telling them how you no longer own a television, are thinking about trading in your vinyl collection for more authentic 8-tracks, and are an atheist
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(NPR)
 
 
 
NPR wants you to tell them what classic movie you've never watched. You can follow that up by telling them how you no longer own a television, are thinking about trading in your vinyl collection for more authentic 8-tracks, and are an atheist
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
As Russia's online trolling trends downward, Joe Biden's approval rating trends upward
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Mon March 07, 2022
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Today in Fark's Philosophy on Steroids: The ultimate trolley problem
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(Fark)
 
 
 
With many altering their diets in observance of Lent, what are YOUR favorite seafood or vegetarian dishes? Any foods you should probably give up for a month? It's the Monday Food Discussion Thread
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(Fark)
 
HOTM
 
Headline of the Month January 2022 voting for Politics
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(Fark)
 
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Headline of the Month January 2022 voting for D'awww
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(Fark)
 
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Headline of the Month January 2022 voting for Entertainment
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(Fark)
 
HOTM
 
Headline of the Month January 2022 voting for Business
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(Fark)
 
HOTM
 
Headline of the Month January 2022 voting for Sports
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(Fark)
 
HOTM
 
Headline of the Month January 2022 voting for Discussion
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Sat March 05, 2022
(NHL)
 
 
 
Will the Blues get their groove back in Long Island? Will the Kracken crack Ovi's Red Army? Will the Flames be extinguished by the Avalanche? 10 games - 12 hours. Nonstop NHL Hockey. Saturday. Thread. First puck at 12:30 PM ET
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Fri March 04, 2022
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Mr. Art of the Deal wants Biden to make a deal with Putin to stop his invasion. Monty Hall is rolling in his grave
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Elon Musk literally dares the UAW to hold a union organizing vote at his California Tesla factory. This is not a repeat from May 2018
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Thu March 03, 2022
(Nobody asked for this)
 
 
 
United States Football League (USFL) will start play next month with eight teams, representing cities in approximately half a dozen states. Fark: All games will be played in Birmingham, Alabama. UltraFark: Jeff Fisher found a coaching job
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Wed March 02, 2022
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Why running a war is hard: "In total, our battery had 64 vehicles; 55 vehicles to support the 9 vehicles actually shooting anything. In terms of troops, the battery had around 300 soldiers. just 27 of them sat in those nine MLRS launchers"
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(The Times of India)
 
 
 
With the ruble in rubble the Moscow Exchange to remain closed
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Tue March 01, 2022
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Why did the chicken fat cross the road? Because it leaked out of an overturned tanker after it jackknifed
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Why did the chicken fat cross the road? Because it leaked out of an overturned tanker after it jackknifed
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Russian EV charging stations hacked by Ukraine - PUTIN IS A DICKHEAD
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Mon February 28, 2022
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Today's Fark gun thread: Know your Ukrainian weapons. Because knowing is half the battle. The other half is a group of determined patriots with Molotov Cocktails and massive balls
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Hey, remember Guy Wesley Reffitt? No? Well, he's that member of the January 6 tour group who threatened to kill his own children if they reported him. Anyway, he's going on trial tomorrow
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Are you cummingtonite, you metamorphic amphibole you
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Sun February 27, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Probably coincidence and nothing to worry about at all but the Moscow Exchange is not online anymore
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Class warfare is alive and well in the Commonwealth despite the fact there's an apocalypse going on. Daryl trains to join the army while Carol tries to save Ezekiel. Halloween is celebrated as rebellion stirs in The Walking Dead, 9 PM ET on AMC
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Class warfare is alive and well in the Commonwealth despite the fact there's an apocalypse going on. Daryl trains to join the army while Carol tries to save Ezekiel. Halloween is celebrated as rebellion stirs in The Walking Dead, 9 PM ET on AMC
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(IndyCar)
 
 
 
Welcome to the start of the season. Scott McLaughlin has the pole with Will Power alongside and Jimmie Johnson starting in the rear. Forecast is sunny and warm. This is your Indycar Grand Prix of St. Petersburg at Noon ET on NBC
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Roblox outperforming Russian Ruble
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Fri February 25, 2022
(Vice)
 
 
 
Interesting: OSINT expert discovers a new way to gather military intelligence. Fark: Google Maps
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Thu February 24, 2022
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Hey FIFA, how about DQ'ing Russia from the World Cup?
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Cops called at Amazon warehouse for the audacity of [checks notes] ordering lunch
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(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
Twins time their arrival to coincide with twosday
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(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
Twins time their arrival to coincide with twosday
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(Fark)
 
 
 
"We're having some backend database issues right now, but we're working on it. Comments are not available at the moment, but they should be back soon" -- Drew. "All your threads are belong to me" -- Vlad
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Wed February 23, 2022
(UEFA Champions League)
 
 
 
A big day of Footie as both Champions and Premier League have games.It starts at 2:30 PM ET with Watford - Crystal Palace, Burley - Spurs. 15 minutes later is Liverpool - Leeds Champions League Atlético - Man United and Benfica - Ajax
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(UEFA Champions League)
 
 
 
A big day of Footie as both Champions and Premier League have games.It starts at 2:30 PM ET with Watford - Crystal Palace, Burley - Spurs. 15 minutes later is Liverpool - Leeds Champions League Atlético - Man United and Benfica - Ajax
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Tue February 22, 2022
(UEFA Champions League)
 
 
 
Champions League round of 16 continues today. Villareal - Juventus and Chelsea - Lille both at 3pm ET. Let's all pull for the under dogs today
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(UEFA Champions League)
 
 
 
Champions League round of 16 continues today. Villareal - Juventus and Chelsea - Lille both at 3pm ET. Let's all pull for the under dogs today
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Someone is going to get a lot of number 2 jokes in their life
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Someone is going to get a lot of number 2 jokes in their life
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Mon February 21, 2022
(Vice)
 
 
 
Hamster balls shrink with Covid, as fewer debutante hamsters are willing to dress up for a formal cotillion during a pandemic
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(MassLive)
 
 
 
There once was a crane in Nantucket / Then some YouTuber said, Ah, f*ck it / As he climbed to the top, his butt in a knot / He thought, I hope I don't drop
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(MassLive)
 
 
 
There once was a crane in Nantucket / Then some YouTuber said, Ah, f*ck it / As he climbed to the top, his butt in a knot / He thought, I hope I don't drop
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Sun February 20, 2022
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
I have no idea what you're talking about so here's a photo of one million dead mosquitoes
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Fri February 18, 2022
(Vice)
 
 
 
More video games involve sittin' around and fishing these days, probably because game designers are bored
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Thu February 17, 2022
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
An anti-porch-pirate door can be yours for the low low price of $1,895
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Wed February 16, 2022
(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
Man killed in hit and run identified, autopsy planned to determine cause and manner of death. Subby believes it will probably have a lot to do with getting hit by an Acura TSX
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(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
Man killed in hit and run identified, autopsy planned to determine cause and manner of death. Subby believes it will probably have a lot to do with getting hit by an Acura TSX
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
"House robbery" taken a bit too literally
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
"House robbery" taken a bit too literally
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Sen. Josh Hawley generates a lot of his revenue from fisting
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz hasn't annoyed us for a day or two, maybe he's turned over a new leaf--oh, sweet Jesus... he's making it easier for belligerent asshats to fly
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Tue February 15, 2022
(NBC Olympics)
 
 
 
The Jamaican bobsled team came in 4.20 seconds off the lead, because of course they did. Fark needs a spliffy tag
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(NBC Olympics)
 
 
 
The Jamaican bobsled team came in 4.20 seconds off the lead, because of course they did. Fark needs a spliffy tag
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Mon February 14, 2022
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Prison inmates have it bad enough without a ramen shortage
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Sun February 13, 2022
(CTV News)
 
 
 
"Crazy Girl" is crazy good; eyeing Winter Olympics 2038
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Sat February 12, 2022
(NHL)
 
 
 
Saturday hockey? Eight of 'em with two at 12:30 PM ET & the rest starting from 7:00 PM. Unlike tomorrow when there's only four & they'll all be over by mid afternoon. Can't have a reduced TV audience just in case there's something else going on then. SU Leah
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Today's Fun Fark Fact: In 2020, 2899 Americans ended up in the ER because of incidents associated with pizza
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Exasperated parents get nine day vacation
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Exasperated parents get nine day vacation
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Now try Wookiee and Tribble
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Fri February 11, 2022
(Vice)
 
 
 
QAnon affiliated time traveller running for office in Ohio. In related news: Reality now sounds like a bad Terminator/Veep mashup TV script
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Thu February 10, 2022
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Man fatally crushed by robot arm. IT HAS BEGUN
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Man fatally crushed by robot arm. IT HAS BEGUN
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Oregon man clearly outdoes Florida man. Granted, Josephine County is Oregon's Florida
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Oregon man clearly outdoes Florida man. Granted, Josephine County is Oregon's Florida
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(Streetsblog)
 
 
 
Just another day in NYC: dumping snow on a cop's truck that's parked at a bus stop and getting voicemails like "I'm gonna fark you and your wife" because you called 3-1-1
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Wed February 09, 2022
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Pro-tip: When designing psychiatric facilities make sure there's nothing sharp metal and stabby in the ceiling
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Pro-tip: When designing psychiatric facilities make sure there's nothing sharp metal and stabby in the ceiling
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Tue February 08, 2022
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Terrorist complains to a judge that he lost his six figure job, retirement and credit rating due to his own terrorist activities
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Mon February 07, 2022
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Website turns bland e-mails into delicious spam
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Sun February 06, 2022
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
NFTs have officially jumped the shark
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Then they came for my fries, and there was no one to speak on my behalf
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
The new rage? Free libraries of banned books
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Sat February 05, 2022
(NHL)
 
 
 
MET/PAC, ATL/CEN, then WIN/WIN for a million bucks. Although the grand prize not being a lifetime supply of Turtle Wax is yet another example of Bergman's incompetence. Puck drops for the 2022 NHL All-Star 3-on-3 tournament @ 3:00pm ET on ABC
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Bloomberg News accidentally publishes pre-written "Russia invades Ukraine" story. Chicago Daily Tribune unavailable for comment
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Fri February 04, 2022
(Fark)
 
 
 
Subby has noticed that very few of the proposed Critical Race Theory bans define what CRT is. Wouldn't the bans then cover ALL races thus making teaching ANY human history an offense?
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Iowa GOP introduces bill to install thoughtcrime citizen compliance cameras in classrooms to monitor teachers
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Thu February 03, 2022
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Just because you *can* use algae to make blue beer, doesn't mean you *should*
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Wed February 02, 2022
(Vice)
 
 
 
Kremlin cash crunch is crushing TFG's preferred idiots
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Tue February 01, 2022
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Wait, you can just *walk out* of your murder trial?
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Wait, you can just *walk out* of your murder trial?
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Mon January 31, 2022
(Some Maus)
 
Hero
 
Looking for a book to read? Here are Powell's banned books of 2021. The answer is 42. Tag for the authors
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(Some Maus)
 
Hero
 
Looking for a book to read? Here are Powell's banned books of 2021. The answer is 42. Tag for the authors
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Sat January 29, 2022
(The Week)
 
 
 
Macron and Putin, their call brieft
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Macron and Putin, their call brieft
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(Boing Boing)
 
Hero
 
Not everyone in Tennessee is afraid of a little Maus
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Fri January 28, 2022
(Protocol.com)
 
 
 
1. Start a non-profit mental health line and collect personal data you're not allowed to sell. 2. Create a for-profit subsidiary and give the data to them. 3. Profit
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
WhatsApp head tells Google where to stick those green bubble RCS messages
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(Fark)
 
 
 
I'm on the road all day and don't usually have an opportunity to stop get lunch so I bring one. I'm sick of sandwiches and wraps. Looking for lunch suggestions that don't require heating and that aren't PBJ or lunch meat sandwiches
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Michele Bachmann ain't got nothing on this
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Thu January 27, 2022
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Who was really responsible for the "alternate" electors scheme, apparently Batboy
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(NHL)
 
 
 
So much on tap for the ice today. Can the Rangers push pass the Blue Jackets or will Columbus battle hard? Can the Islanders dethrone the Kings? Will Seattle be unleashed against Pittsburgh? It's Thursday and It's a lot of Hockey. Pucks drop at 7:00 PM ET
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(NHL)
 
 
 
So much on tap for the ice today. Can the Rangers push pass the Blue Jackets or will Columbus battle hard? Can the Islanders dethrone the Kings? Will Seattle be unleashed against Pittsburgh? It's Thursday and It's a lot of Hockey. Pucks drop at 7:00 PM ET
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Look, a five ounce bird could not carry a 1 pound coconut filled with liquid cocaine
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Welcome back, childhood diseases. A vaccine was your ticket out. Who would have thought that Republicans would lead you back?
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Wed January 26, 2022
(NHL)
 
 
 
Well, if Yandle's going to set the consecutive games played Iron Man record, we should probably continue the Wed Night Hockey Thread too. Five games tonight. Three at 7pm ET, one at 7:30, & one at 10pm. Gooood scheduling Gary, good scheduling
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(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
If you are anti-mask you must be Pro Choice, sadly that also means that as a mask wearer Subby is now Pro Life
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(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
If you are anti-mask you must be Pro Choice, sadly that also means that as a mask wearer Subby is now Pro Life
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Tue January 25, 2022
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Today's Driving Tip From the New Jersey State Police: Watch out for cars being driven by corpses
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Today's Driving Tip From the New Jersey State Police: Watch out for cars being driven by corpses
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Cryptoland "dead" after failing to buy non-crypto real estate. Farkistan unavailable for comment
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(WPXI.com)
 
 
 
Beaver train on fire
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(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
There's gold in them thar prayers
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(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
There's gold in them thar prayers
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Donald J. Quixote literally tilts against windmills
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Mon January 24, 2022
(Vice)
 
 
 
Imagine spending millions building a carbon capture plant, to prove that the technology works, only for it to emit more greenhouse gases than it's capturing
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Sun January 23, 2022
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
County commissioner and 'Cowboys for Trump' founder Couy Griffin; "Hey Ima need that photo of Pence hiding in the Capitol basement for my defense." Government; "No. Not yours. Not ours either"
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Sat January 22, 2022
(NHL)
 
 
 
From the Flyers rattling with the Sabres to Lightning in the Shark Tank it's your Saturday Hockey Thread™ 1st of 11 relatively well spaced puck drops at 1:00 PM EST. Rare "Good Job Schedule Guy" exacta, never mind trifecta, still has no chance
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(NHL)
 
 
 
From the Flyers rattling with the Sabres to Lightning in the Shark Tank it's your Saturday Hockey Thread™ 1st of 11 relatively well spaced puck drops at 1:00 PM EST. Rare "Good Job Schedule Guy" exacta, never mind trifecta, still has no chance
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