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Sun July 12, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
Apparently, McSeagull isn't a legal meal
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Sat July 11, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Roger Stone's prison sentence commutation has really triggered the libs. And lots of conservatives. Pretty much anyone with a brain
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Elizabeth Warren is the best option for Biden's veep
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Fri July 10, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Twin brothers born in London and raised in state care could be deported to two different Caribbean countries they have never visited. Then it gets weird
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Clarence Thomas arrested
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Michael Cohen being sent back to prison had nothing to do with him dining at a restaurant after all. It's because he refused to sign an agreement prohibiting him from interacting with the media or writing a book
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Michael Cohen being sent back to prison had nothing to do with him dining at a restaurant after all. It's because he refused to sign an agreement prohibiting him from interacting with the media or writing a book
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Danny Trejo has a bio-doc out now. But in his case it's almost a real movie
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Danny Trejo has a bio-doc out now. But in his case it's almost a real movie
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(CNN)
 
 
 
He's gonna do it
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(KRON 4)
 
 
 
Man on death row at San Quentin has sentence reduced to life. Since he's in San Quentin during COVID it's really no change
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Thu July 09, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"My videos were mostly tickle and spank," he said. "It's not something I'm proud of," says man who is running for political office
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(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
The voter fraud his client committed was just a "silly lark" according to his attorney
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Justice Department to resume federal executions for the first time in more than 15 years because OF COURSE THEY ARE
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(Independent)
 
 
 
"He was then to "decorate main palace", meet family and friends, feast repeatedly, go to the market, "spend time with wives" and embark on quests. Meeting Allah did not make the list until point number seven"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
"Omar Navarro is a joke," Collins told The Daily Beast. "He has the mentality of a four year old child throwing a temper tantrum and the testicular fortitude of a mouse." So Navarro for Pres 2024 GOP is what you're saying
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(Sun Journal (Maine))
 
 
 
Auburn man with crimson tide of hair charged with robbery, severe Alabama Sports Identity Confusion
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(Sun Journal (Maine))
 
 
 
Auburn man with crimson tide of hair charged with robbery, severe Alabama Sports Identity Confusion
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
A 9,400-square-foot home in Durham, NC is now for sale for only $1.9 million. It includes a chef-style kitchen, lovely outdoor spaces with a swimming pool, faulty staircase that will kill your unwanted spouse
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
For some reason Trump's former attorney Michael Cohen was just taken back to prison today
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Some of the most brutally honest horoscope predictions you'll see this week. Difficulty, 1979
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Wed July 08, 2020
(Common Dreams)
 
 
 
They are killing us
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Have you said something supporting the Hong Kong protests? Congrats, you've now got a lifetime ban from Hong Kong
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Tue July 07, 2020
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
When you hear "getting stabbed during lunch", you normally think of prison, not a Chrysler factory
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Japanese rapper GAMI busted for 0.02 ounces of weed. Now that's gangsta
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Prison officials want to ensure that Ghislaine Maxwell's murder is not as suspicious as Epstein's, according to a note from his mother
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Roger Stone tries the "Your Honor, this is not a satisfactory time for a person such as myself to report to prison" gambit again
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Mon July 06, 2020
(AL.com)
 
 
 
"Sir, this is Chick-fil-A, not the Limestone Correctional Facility. You can't point your gun at people to get faster service"
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
"Sir, this is Chick-fil-A, not the Limestone Correctional Facility. You can't point your gun at people to get faster service"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Restaurant shut down because owner won't let employees wear face masks. Bonus: Owner blames shutdown on customers for being snitches
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Sat July 04, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Remember convicted Trump lawyer Michael Cohen? Well he's been caught at a NYC restaurant ...which could now land him back in prison
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Fri July 03, 2020
(Bleeping Computer)
 
 
 
If you've been using EncroChat, quick, tell us a CSB before you get arrested and hauled off to prison
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Wed July 01, 2020
(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Roger Stone begs Trump: "Pardon me so I can be a more effective 2020 campaigner for you"
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Roger Stone begs Trump: "Pardon me so I can be a more effective 2020 campaigner for you"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
🎶 Gimme head with hair, slave labor hair. Shining, gleaming, streaming, flaxen, waxen. Give me down to there hair, Uighur internment hair. Here baby, there mama, prison hair daddy daddy 🎶
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Delaware, the last to abolish state whippings, will remove its public whipping post Wednesday due to recent events
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Tue June 30, 2020
(WTOL 11)
 
 
 
Toledo city council meetings will have fewer attendees for the immediate future. Four fewer, to be exact
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(Legacy.com)
 
 
 
When your obit states "He was the last person prosecuted in Massachusetts for illegal possession of a ferret" you know the deceased lived a full life
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(NPR)
 
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A closer look at how America's prison labor system functions. Come for the ridiculous story of how much inmates are paid, stay for, "Sorry, we don't hire felons," to the inmate with 10 years experience working for that company while on the inside
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Ricin? Anthrax? Anything you want, I can so totally get it for you here on the Dark Web - Sincerely, Not an FBI Agent
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Mon June 29, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Former French Prime Minister and his wife are convicted and sentenced to prison over a "fake jobs" scandal that also cost him the country's presidency...that was kicked off by an article in the French equivalent of "The Onion"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Former French Prime Minister and his wife are convicted and sentenced to prison over a "fake jobs" scandal that also cost him the country's presidency...that was kicked off by an article in the French equivalent of "The Onion"
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Sun June 28, 2020
(WonderWall)
 
 
 
Lori Loughlin and Mossimo Giannulli have been pushed out of the exclusive Bel-Air Country Club after their guilty pleas. Where's my damn violin
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(WonderWall)
 
 
 
Lori Loughlin and Mossimo Giannulli have been pushed out of the exclusive Bel-Air Country Club after their guilty pleas. Where's my damn violin
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Sat June 27, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Somebody told President Trump that Roger Stone is supposed to start his prison term July 14th
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Roger Stone to be pardoned by July 13
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Fri June 26, 2020
(The Marshall Project)
 
 
 
The death rate in prisons is outrageous. We have a plague that is killing prisoners, the elderly, the poor, and the homeless--our most vulnerable. And Christian evangelicals are fine with it. Jesus wept
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(The Marshall Project)
 
 
 
The death rate in prisons is outrageous. We have a plague that is killing prisoners, the elderly, the poor, and the homeless--our most vulnerable. And Christian evangelicals are fine with it. Jesus wept
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Anyone old enough to remember ol' Jack Abramoff? Well he's been out of prison since 2010, aaaaaaaaaaand, well looks like he's going back
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Thu June 25, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Where's that money you silly stupid old fool? Where's that money? Do you realize what this means? It means bankruptcy and scandal and prison. That's what it means. One of us is going to jail, well it's not gonna be me
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Julian gets a SURPRISE. SUPERSEDING INDICTMENT
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Wed June 24, 2020
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Gregory McMichael, Travis McMichael, and William "Roddie" Bryan charged with malice murder, four counts of felony murder, two counts of aggravated assault, false imprisonment and criminal attempt to commit false imprisonment of Ahmaud Arbery. It's a start
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
FBI hunts gas mask man wearing 'Frozen' backpack in laser attack on NYPD helicopter during protests
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Fark: 1000s of US inmates got virus relief checks and the IRS wants them back. Total Fark: the IRS has no legal standing to demand repayment. Ultra Fark: if you're an inmate and you don't receive yours for whatever reason, you're outta luck
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(The Intellectualist)
 
 
 
Over 80% of current George Washington Law School faculty say Barr's an embarrassment to the school and a danger to the country, "bending the criminal justice system to benefit the President's friends and target those perceived to be his enemies"
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Tue June 23, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
I saw Artificial Cocaine Penis open for Guns 'N Roses on their Use Your Illusion tour back in 1992
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
WFAN. First time parolee, long time broadcaster
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
WFAN. First time parolee, long time broadcaster
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Trump orders feds to arrest anyone vandalizing a statue, makes order retroactive. Unclear if statue of limitations applies
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Andrew Jackson, you're the next contestant on Historically Insensitive Statues
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(DW)
 
 
 
Oh nothing, just your average American prison inmate, solving number theory problems. Like they do
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(DW)
 
 
 
Oh nothing, just your average American prison inmate, solving number theory problems. Like they do
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Mon June 22, 2020
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
K-9 units find Blow in the woods after high speed chase
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Sat June 20, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
NOT NEWS: Black man convicted of murder. NEWS: After 20 years he was exonerated. FARK: He knows another black man who was wrongfully convicted for 29 years. DOUBLE FARK: It's his brother. TRIPLE FARK: Both convicted by the same police and prosecutor
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Thu June 18, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Facebook pulls Trump's anti-antifa ads for violating their policy against organized hate, because it was Nazis used it to identify "political prisoners." That's where we are now, the PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES is using Nazi imagery to get reelected
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Aunt Becky is scared she'll get COVID19 in prison
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Aunt Becky is scared she'll get COVID19 in prison
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Wed June 17, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
Crypto founder admits he crypto-ed investors out of some real money
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Mon June 15, 2020
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Maria Ressa, a Filipino journalist whose online newspaper has been routinely critical of dictator Rodrigo Duterte, has been found guilty of "cyber libel." Cyber police unavailable for comment
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Russia sentences US citizen and military man Paul Whelan to 16 years of hard labor for being a particularly bad spy
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Sun June 14, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
NYC Molotov cocktail throwers now facing life in prison for not understanding what 'peaceful protest' means
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Fri June 12, 2020
(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
The party's over in Kentucky as the first indictments are handed down enforcing their new bestiality law. And because it's Kentucky it should be clarified, that law is ANTI-bestiality
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The scariest place to be in during the Covid-19 outbreak is: A) Prison; B) Nursing Home; C) Dollar General Warehouse
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Thu June 11, 2020
(Patheos)
 
 
 
Refusing to attend Bible Study? That's 5 months in prison. Next Case
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(Knewz)
 
 
 
Man, Olivia Wilde has really let herself go while in prison
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(Knewz)
 
 
 
Man, Olivia Wilde has really let herself go while in prison
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Wed June 10, 2020
(Twitter Donald Trump)
 
 
 
It has also been suggested we should rename our great stockades and military prisons to Fort Bonespurs or Bunker biatch
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Tue June 09, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Two men pose as police officers, steal $150K in daytime jewelry heist. Bystanders no doubt became suspicious, however, when no unarmed black men were shot
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
WHY SO SERIOUS, judge?
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Guide on donating effectively to highest-impact groups working on racial and criminal justice with links. Subby has some pre-paid one month Total Fark memberships saved up and is going to give them to liters posting receipts in the thread
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
In retrospect, competing in the Miss Hitler contest might have been a mistake
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(Syracuse Post-Standard)
 
 
 
Cuomo pushes for NY to pass a Central Park Karen bill against false 911 accusations. Begun the Karen war has
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(Texas Tribune)
 
 
 
Let's check in on how the re-opening of Texas is going. As expected, it's a whole lot of "Hold my beer and watch this"
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Why do other countries do such a better job of policing their citizens?
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Mon June 08, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
That excuse didn't work at Nuremberg in 1946 and it doesn't work now
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Sun June 07, 2020
(Fark)
 
 
 
I still love Trading Places (1983) but always felt as if, after the credits roll, Louis and Billy Ray would have ended up in jail. Do you think it would it be possible to pull off a scheme like this and not end up in Federal prison?
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Fri June 05, 2020
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Man who aimed bow and arrow at Salt Lake City protesters charged with three felonies, still strong contender for "Worst Legolas cosplay 2020" award
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Man who aimed bow and arrow at Salt Lake City protesters charged with three felonies, still strong contender for "Worst Legolas cosplay 2020" award
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Yesterday's crazy Clawman of NYC is today's incarcerated jackass
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Trump's pocket is not where we think you are, unless you're talking about the prison pocket
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Judge to Bernie Madoff: I sentenced you to 150 years so that you would spend the rest of your life in prison. Release denied
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Thu June 04, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Iran has freed US Navy veteran Michael White after nearly two years of captivity for coronavirus
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
And he looked like such a nice young Pilgrim
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Those "DOJ" forces dispatched to DC who won't identify themselves? They're BOP guards specially trained on putting down prison riots. Sleep well
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Tue June 02, 2020
(Courthouse News Service)
 
 
 
Who owns Wynnewood Zoo? Carole 'Farkin' Baskin
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Mon June 01, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Bureau of Prisons, FBI Hostage Rescue Unit riots teams being deployed in Washington and Miami by AG Barr. Decency arrested for "unlawful assembly"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Senator Tom Cotton (R-AR) calls for the 101st Airborne to restore order calling for "no quarter for insurrectionists". Fark: "no quarter" literally means "kill them all and take no prisoners"
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Sat May 30, 2020
(UPI)
 
 
 
Florida man on death row finds out another man has since confessed to killing the victim. Florida judge: "Sorry, that's not 'new evidence', you get to stay on death row"
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Fri May 29, 2020
(Slashdot)
 
 
 
Journalist translates CEO speak to normal speak
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Thu May 28, 2020
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Master Thief hopes to catch a break in sentence for 'Murphing' Brink's warehouse, in which $90M went up in flames after being set alight by a thermal lance. It's true, in crime, you have to watch where you're Murphing
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(AP News)
 
 
 
If you accidentally set fire to all the money you plan to steal, are you really a "master thief?"
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(Click2Houston)
 
 
 
"Go back to your own country" shouts hammer waving woman wearing Irish flag t-shirt
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Tue May 26, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Afghan government to set 900 prisoners free, although some critics suggest it's probably just some kind of doorbuster scam to get people into their store
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
The SPECIAL hell
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Sun May 24, 2020
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Well, let's check in to see how well Roger Stone is handling things and...oh, my
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Unlike his time in the NFL, Ryan Leaf actually connects with someone
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Unlike his time in the NFL, Ryan Leaf actually connects with someone
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Thu May 21, 2020
(Lincoln Journal Star)
 
 
 
How long before Amazon corners the meth-by-mail business, putting small mom-and-pop meth-by-mail-order operations out of business?
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
"Everywhere you look" there's a plea deal
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
"Everywhere you look" there's a plea deal
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Wed May 20, 2020
(WINK Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Do you know the difference between a ballpoint pen and tattoo? This man apparently doesn't. Oh yeah, he's also wanted for murder. (w/pic)
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
"It's not clear if sentencing someone to death is against Zoom's terms of service"
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Tue May 19, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Nanny-state to make alcohol-fueled crime offenders wear 'sobriety tags'; adulterers wear a red alphanumeric symbol
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Nanny-state to make alcohol-fueled crime offenders wear 'sobriety tags'; adulterers wear a red alphanumeric symbol
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
How can someone with a 3.49 ERA and leading the league in K/9 have a 20-loss season, immediately after he had a 20-win season? The answer won't surprise you
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Mon May 18, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
What did you do in prison? Work out? Make friends? Publish groundbreaking mathematical theories?
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Judge denies request by 'delusional' Martin Shkreli to be released to conduct COVID-19 research
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Judge denies request by 'delusional' Martin Shkreli to be released to conduct COVID-19 research
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Sat May 16, 2020
(Some AI)
 
 
 
AI does a surprisingly good job of creating Escape Room titles. I'd totally play "Forgotten Pharaoh's Pet Shop"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Hawaii requires a 14-day quarantine for all out-of-state visitors. Let's see what happens when a New Yorker goes to the beach instead
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Fri May 15, 2020
(Channel News Asia)
 
 
 
Joey, have you ever been in a Singapore prison?
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Thu May 14, 2020
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Tom Hanks drawn into bizarre feud between his son and Tekashi Stoolpigeon
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Wed May 13, 2020
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Old and busted: do not taunt the dynamite monkey. New arrestedness: do not taunt the FBI with bomb threats over Twitter
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Declassified UK court documents reveal incarceration of Irish nationalist Gerry Adams was unlawful. Subsequent escape convictions and 18 month prison sentence quashed on appeal
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Sen. Hirono: "He can't handle women, particularly strong women, and we know that Trump is xenophobic, and it comes out time and again"
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Alleged rapist who was released from jail due to Covid-19 then had standoff with police. Decided fireworks would bring a little levity. It did not work out as he anticipated
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Odd that, Manafort is home and gets to serve the rest of his seven-year sentence there due to Coronavirus concerns, but Cohen's release was mysteriously blocked earlier this month
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Odd that, Manafort is home and gets to serve the rest of his seven-year sentence there due to Coronavirus concerns, but Cohen's release was mysteriously blocked earlier this month
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Manafort gets to spend his prison sentence like the rest of us
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Manafort gets to spend his prison sentence like the rest of us
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Tue May 12, 2020
(Prevail)
 
 
 
"There will be no quarter. There will be indictments, perp walks, convictions, long prison terms, asset forfeiture. And we will enact new laws to safeguard the republic, and make sure nothing like this ever happens again"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Inmates try to get early release from LA County jail by deliberately infecting themselves with Coronavirus
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
While the United States was concerned with Florida Man liftbro-ing at a gym, this past Saturday striking garbagemen in New Orleans were fired and replaced with prison labor
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Mon May 11, 2020
(Salon)
 
 
 
Will Jacob Wohl finally go to prison? Will Donald Trump finally go to prison? Will all the Republicans finally go to prison? Will there be justice in the world for Americans who aren't Nazi creeps?
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Sat May 09, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Jim Bakker suffers a stroke. Must not have had enough silver solution in his "Oh My God It's GOOD" soup
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Fri May 08, 2020
(The American Conservative)
 
 
 
Conservative writer to his fellow conservatives whining about wearing masks: grow up
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
Satellite mages show armadas of vacant cruise ships that have been turned into prisons for their infected crews huddling together at sea ...waiting to turn into zombie sailor ghost ships
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Wed May 06, 2020
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Criminal mastermind escapes from Cook County Jail by means of a cunning ruse whereby he pretended to be another inmate who was set to be released and donned an elaborate disguise...well, okay, a hoodie and a facemask
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Danny Trejo IS Inmate #1
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Tue May 05, 2020
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Michigan is 6 weeks into extreme social distancing, so why is it still seeing new CoVid-19 cases? Is it (a) nursing homes, (b) prisons, (c) healthcare workers, (d) all of the above?
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Mon May 04, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Stinky Cat's US extradition case to resume in September
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(Comic Book)
 
 
 
Maybe now we get to find out how the three seashells work
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Sat May 02, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
The main COVID-19 clusters are prisons, meat packing plants, and nursing homes. We're boned. Bigly
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Fri May 01, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
How strange. All the prisoners at the federal prison Michael Cohen is at who were were granted home confinement due to coronavirus have lost those privileges and will remain behind bars. I wonder whatever could have happened?
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
How strange. All the prisoners at the federal prison Michael Cohen is at who were were granted home confinement due to coronavirus have lost those privileges and will remain behind bars. I wonder whatever could have happened?
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
When it comes to lewd prison video chats, Detective Assmann always gets his woman
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Thu April 30, 2020
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Well, I guess it's one way to reduce the prison population
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Wed April 29, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Martin Shkreli exhibits "The same kind of delusional self-aggrandizing behavior that got him a lengthy sentence in the first place." Federal judge not amused
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Martin Shkreli exhibits "The same kind of delusional self-aggrandizing behavior that got him a lengthy sentence in the first place." Federal judge not amused
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Mon April 27, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Juvenile correctional centers are now the latest Covid-19 hotspots
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Saudi Arabia will generously stop executing minors. Dismembering journalists still a-OK though
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Happy Holidays: Woman arrested for assaulting man with a candy cane
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Sun April 26, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Man gets 18 months in prison for threatening to kill Trump. It was a miracle that they caught him in time, this skilled assassin acted like a real ninja
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Old and Busted: Catfishing to get a date. New Hotness: Catfishing to commit a federal crime
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Fri April 24, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Not news: Prisoners at risk from COVID-19. News: Washington state Supreme Court denies medical release. Fark: ONE VOTE stopped parole of Gary Ridgeway, The Green River serial killer
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Not news: Prisoners at risk from COVID-19. News: Washington state Supreme Court denies medical release. Fark: ONE VOTE stopped parole of Gary Ridgeway, The Green River serial killer
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Pizzagater, who tried to burn down a restaurant to save imaginary victims of child sexual trafficking, sentenced to 4 years in federal prison
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Only in Florida would a fight break out over who gets to hand out free food for the impoverished
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Wed April 22, 2020
(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
Man in standoff with police falls for the old "come out of the house" trick
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
After posting bail for attempted murder of a protester, a Louisiana pastor is doubling down by daring the authorities to stop him from holding in-house church services
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Mon April 20, 2020
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Covid-19 not a get out of jail free card for Cosby3-10
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump continues to edge poor Roger and Paulie with talk of pardons. However it'll never happen because both would have to admit guilt in helping Trump and Russia rig the 2016 election and doing so would make Trump illegitimate
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(The Irish Times)
 
 
 
Think the commissioner of your favorite sport is terrible? Meet the new leader of Fiji rugby, who was once convicted of beating a man to death with his bare hands...and later was named minister of prisons
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Over 70% of the inmates at one Ohio prison have coronavirus
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Sun April 19, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
News: "Pastor" of a "virtual church" in CA to plead guilty to scamming his flock out of $33 million over the last 5 years via a phony investment scheme. Fark: He started the church months after finishing a 4-year sentence for...yep, securities fraud
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
An ICE jail has become the epicenter of a Covid-19 outbreak
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(Tallahassee Democrat)
 
 
 
Man protesting prison conditions encases himself in drums of concrete outside governor's mansion, becomes hardened criminal in the process
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Fri April 17, 2020
(Tech Times)
 
 
 
Zombie Angelina Jolie of Tehran most likely going full zombie
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(Tech Times)
 
 
 
Zombie Angelina Jolie of Tehran most likely going full zombie
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(BBC)
 
 
 
If every British citizen with a phone with Bluetooth Low Energy agrees to install spyware, the country might be let out of prison
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Michael Cohen to be released from prison due to Covid-19, nervously starts hiding notes around his house saying that he did NOT commit suicide
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Michael Cohen to be released from prison due to Covid-19, nervously starts hiding notes around his house saying that he did NOT commit suicide
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Thu April 16, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Two inmates decide to social distance themselves from a CoronaVirus infected jail
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Two inmates decide to social distance themselves from a CoronaVirus infected jail
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(WBTV 3 Charlotte)
 
 
 
Florida Man rejects the idea that furloughing prisoners during the COVID-19 pandemic will save lives
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
They bring an IV pole, you bring a catheter. It's the Flint way
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Wed April 15, 2020
(The Virginian-Pilot)
 
 
 
Prison in Goochland has Virginia's first inmate to die of COVID-19. In other news...GOOCHLAND?
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(The Virginian-Pilot)
 
 
 
Prison in Goochland has Virginia's first inmate to die of COVID-19. In other news...GOOCHLAND?
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Tue April 14, 2020
(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
Telling a cop wait until I see you on the street will not stop the police from arresting you, and in fact will allow the police to add an additional charge against you
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Criminal Trump conspiracy ally Paul Manafort thinks he needs released from prison early due to Coronavirus
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Criminal Trump conspiracy ally Paul Manafort thinks he needs released from prison early due to Coronavirus
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Sick of the confines of your 24/7 prison cell? Fantasize about the celebrity home you would choose to self-isolate in. Fark: sans celebrity
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Mon April 13, 2020
(Radio.com)
 
 
 
Because the Storm Area 51 movement panned out so well, it's time to break Joe Exotic out of prison
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Because you're run by a Floridumbass?
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Sun April 12, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Because jails are profitable
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Fri April 10, 2020
(News-Gazette)
 
 
 
Illinois slowly spreading the covid chronic to Indiana, one birdie at a time
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Tiger King: The Aftershow coming to Netflix with Joel McHale as host
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(KXLY Spokane)
 
 
 
Wife of astronaut indicted for lying about space crime. Odo is on the case
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Thu April 09, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Michael Cohen, Trump's former lawyer, practicing social distancing in prison
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Michael Cohen, Trump's former lawyer, practicing social distancing in prison
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Who knew so many Mongols lived in Moscow?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Wait...wait...Tiger King had a niece...wait he had a SON, too
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(CNN)
 
 
 
On a long enough timeline, The Woke™ shall devour everyone. Even you, Ellen
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(CNN)
 
 
 
On a long enough timeline, The Woke™ shall devour everyone. Even you, Ellen
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Wed April 08, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Fans discover 'Tiger King' Joe Exotic's three-way wedding on YouTube. Carole [bleeping] Baskin unavailable for comment
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Fans discover 'Tiger King' Joe Exotic's three-way wedding on YouTube. Carole [bleeping] Baskin unavailable for comment
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Slate editor: We need another "stop liking what I don't like" contrarian article. Slate columnist: Okay. *spins wheel* Editor: Animal Crossing it is
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Federal judge tells R. Kelly to piss off
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Tue April 07, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Members of Refuse Fascism Philly place symbolic "body bags" at the entrance to the Trump National Golf Club
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(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
You be pleased to know that, after further review, the crime statistics for outer space have dropped from one to zero
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
If you were looking to angry up for a few minutes, you came to the right place. Cardinal Pell has all charges overturned by Australia's High Court, leading to his immediate release
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Mon April 06, 2020
(Stat News)
 
 
 
"I am one of the few executives experienced in ALL aspects of drug development, so let me out of prison please and I'll stop the virus." -Martin Shkreli
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Over the mountains and through the woods to go get some smokes, I go. Quarantined in a way but I decided to say that I needed to take care of my jones
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Fri April 03, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
6ix9ine out after serving 1ne7even of 2wo4our
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Thu April 02, 2020
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Noooooooo...not Tiger King
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Noooooooo...not Tiger King
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Cancer patient who was imprisoned for ordering THC-infused chocolate has his sentence commuted by Illinois's governor
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Hawaii 5-0oo$
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Wed April 01, 2020
(Vox)
 
 
 
Due to pandemic, federal prisoners given home release and a quarantine. Problem is, criminals aren't big rule followers
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(NPR)
 
 
 
"Prisoners across country will be confined for 14 days to cut coronavirus spread." Well, where were they keeping these prisoners before, in an open field?
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Tue March 31, 2020
(The Intercept)
 
 
 
NYC offering prisoners at Rikers Island jail $6 per hour if they agree to help dig mass graves on Hart Island
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(Indy100)
 
 
 
Meme of Trump as Joe Exotic, a polygamous tiger breeder currently in prison, is currently making rounds online thanks to... Donald Trump Jr
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(Fox 29 Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Bill Cosby's lawyers are back with a new reason that their client should be immediately released from prison. Yup, it has to do with coronavirus
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(Fox 29 Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Bill Cosby's lawyers are back with a new reason that their client should be immediately released from prison. Yup, it has to do with coronavirus
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Mon March 30, 2020
(Metro)
 
 
 
"My life as a prison doctor for the past 16 years has been, to say the least, fascinating"
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(Metro)
 
 
 
"My life as a prison doctor for the past 16 years has been, to say the least, fascinating"
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Grim Sleeper found grimly not sleeping
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Florida sets up civil war prison camp to house the homeless during pandemic
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(CNN)
 
 
 
All right stop... Collaborate and listen. ISIS is back after a breakout from prison. Syria should have held on them tightly but now we have another thing to worry about slightly
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(CNN)
 
 
 
All right stop... Collaborate and listen. ISIS is back after a breakout from prison. Syria should have held on them tightly but now we have another thing to worry about slightly
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Cardi B wants to start GoFundMe account to help get Tiger King's Joe Exotic out of prison
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Sun March 29, 2020
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
All prisoners now on death row
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Fri March 27, 2020
(ProPublica)
 
 
 
ICE detainee kept imprisoned in the air
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(Columbia Daily Tribune)
 
 
 
Man jailed over 300 days for building a shed without a permit asks for home detention because of Coronavirus concerns. Judge doubles down leaving him imprisoned until the Coronavirus is gone
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
R. Kelly wants his jail sentence pissed away
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Thu March 26, 2020
(The Lost Ogle)
 
 
 
The secret to surviving the coronavirus pandemic? Cheese balls
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Tue March 24, 2020
(Times of Israel)
 
 
 
Israel facing massive constitutional crisis as Bibi refuses to leave because he knows he's going to prison when he does
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Mon March 23, 2020
(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Now the pandemic is leading to criminals being let out of jail for free. If they also get to collect $200, I'm going to be furious
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Tekashi 6ix9ine wants out of prison over Coronavirus fears and is prepared to start snitching. Claims he's willing to rat out who shot Tupac, Biggie, and who let the dogs out. Whatever you want to know. Just get him out of there
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Tekashi 6ix9ine wants out of prison over Coronavirus fears and is prepared to start snitching. Claims he's willing to rat out who shot Tupac, Biggie, and who let the dogs out. Whatever you want to know. Just get him out of there
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(UPI)
 
 
 
We know at least one Coronavirus test is being wasted: court orders Covid-19 test for death row inmate
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Fri March 20, 2020
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
'Joe Exotic' hired hitmen to kill a rival zookeeper. Now it's a Netflix documentary
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Thu March 19, 2020
(Kent Online)
 
 
 
Two guys busted for smashing through a brick wall with sledgehammers in an attempt to steal 40 laptops. Subby tried to come up with a funnier headline, but those mugshots stopped him cold
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Anyone who had Newfoundland as a world leader in COVID-19 response, come collect your bottle of screech. Since there's probably only one of you, don't forget to kiss the cod on the way out
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Latest way COVID-19 might kill you: the Juice
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(Montana Standard)
 
 
 
Not one arrest, not even a DUI, in Butte, Montana on St. Patrick's Day. That's like spring break kids in Florida listening to sense and staying indoors
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(WKBW Buffalo)
 
 
 
Weinstein-68 virus moved to state prison
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(WKBW Buffalo)
 
 
 
Weinstein-68 virus moved to state prison
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Wed March 18, 2020
(Connecticut Post)
 
 
 
It might be legal to have sex with a dog in Connecticut. Too bad all the peanut butter has been hoarded
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
So you want a sports fix. Exactly how bad is your Jones?
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Tue March 17, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Sing Sing sick sick
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(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
Coronavirus gets 11 month break from infecting Duncan Hunter
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Iran releases 85,000 prisoners in effort to fight COVID-19. What could POSSIBLY go wrong?
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Mon March 16, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Meet Arwen, the Husky/Kelpie mix and "a little *sshole"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
How to make prisoners serve their "29 consecutive life sentences"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
How to make prisoners serve their "29 consecutive life sentences"
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Is Bjork heading to a Supermax Prison? Will Billie Eilish mumble a new hit record?
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Paul Manafort is recovering from a minor cardiac event, in prison
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Sun March 15, 2020
(Metro)
 
 
 
Prisoner has seen way too many prison escape movies. Guards have not been paying attention while watching prison escape movies
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Prisoner has seen way too many prison escape movies. Guards have not been paying attention while watching prison escape movies
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