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Sat January 15, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Smile for your mugshot, sheriff
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(Insider)
 
 
 
175 and climbing
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(Wilkes-Barre Times Leader)
 
 
 
Woman held on $20,000 bail because she refused to stop turning off the breaker switch for her neighbor's electricity, even after the door was screwed shut
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Fri January 14, 2022
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
The truth (and a $12,000 bond) will set you free
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
King Perry of Ponzi headed to Penitentiary
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Oh that is delicious if true
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Oh that is delicious if true
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(Harvard University)
 
 
 
Epstein-Barr virus may be leading cause of multiple sclerosis, prisoners not killing themselves
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(KXLY Spokane)
 
 
 
Husband gets 25 years for knocking off spouse with Ben & Jerry's Boysenberry Dysentery
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Thu January 13, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Judge throws prosecutor out of his courtroom for "liking" a FB post critical of him. What was he being criticized for? Just finding a teen "not guilty" of rape because the judge didn't want to give him the mandatory 4 year minimum sentence for it
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(Bring Me the News)
 
 
 
Among his stalking victims was a detective who had been assigned to investigate him for stalking
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(Bring Me the News)
 
 
 
Among his stalking victims was a detective who had been assigned to investigate him for stalking
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Wed January 12, 2022
(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Forget the fact that he robbed a kids birthday party with a gun, what's up with his wrinkly head?
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(Merriam-Webster)
 
 
 
The Merriam-Webster word of the day for January 12 is 'stir-crazy' as in: "when cooking stew, it's important to allow the flavors time to mingle and not mix too much, because otherwise you're just going stir-crazy"
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Tue January 11, 2022
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
This sounds like a story from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia: Glen Howerton received four felonies as a teen trying to get a fake ID
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(US Department of Justice)
 
 
 
Founding Atomwaffen, Finding Out- Kaleb Cole sentenced to seven years in federal prison
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(Ebaum's World)
 
 
 
Jared Fogle details the workout and diet regimen that has sustained him in prison and left him looking like a semi-melted wax statue of a forty thousand-year-old Mesopotamian vampire
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Sometimes crime does pay
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Mon January 10, 2022
(Washingtonian)
 
 
 
Hey, anyone remember how cramming together al-Baghdadi, al-Zarqawi, and a bunch of other jihadist insurgents in Iraqi prisons led to the birth of ISIS?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Fark ready headline: 'Hollywood Madam' Heidi Fleiss plans to leave Nevada after pet parrot shot
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Fark ready headline: 'Hollywood Madam' Heidi Fleiss plans to leave Nevada after pet parrot shot
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Sat January 08, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Canada officially outlaws Jesus's greatest weapon against liberalism
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Fri January 07, 2022
(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Italian Mafia fugitive caught after 20 years on the lam from prison escape. Is there anything Google Street View can't spot?
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
What happens when you give Florida Man poor cryptocurrency advice? Well, things get weird
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Thu January 06, 2022
(Some Rogue Interzone Agent)
 
 
 
Cult books are obscure, says Abe Books, but mostly their list is kinda just porny. Subby shrugs and [fnord] goes back to trout fishing in America
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(Awful Announcing)
 
 
 
Not news: Fan Googling whether two players with the same name are related. News: Screwing up that fact as an announcer. Fark: Saying player "pulled that trigger" like his Dad, who served time in jail for a shooting, and died by gunfire later
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
So it turns out that Dzhokhar Tsarnaev, the Boston Marathon Bomber, hasn't made any required payments to his victims despite thousands of dollars being deposited into his accounts. You know, I'm starting to think this guy is kind of an asshole
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Raiders aren't about to let a meaningless thing like a DUI interfere with football
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Wed January 05, 2022
(EuroNews)
 
 
 
A few reasons to wear a face mask: to avoid catching covid, to avoid giving covid to others, avoiding the fine for not wearing one and avoiding arrest for not wearing one when you've been 20 years on the run for a murder conviction
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(EuroNews)
 
 
 
A few reasons to wear a face mask: to avoid catching covid, to avoid giving covid to others, avoiding the fine for not wearing one and avoiding arrest for not wearing one when you've been 20 years on the run for a murder conviction
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Philadelphia man freed after 37 years in prison for a murder he didn't commit, after it emerges that police offered sex and drugs to the key witness against him. No points for guessing his race
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Mon January 03, 2022
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Thanos trial jury deadlocked, unable to reach snap decision
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Ghislaine Maxwell's husband in a phone call: So, honey, since you're going to spend the rest of your life in jail, I've decided to "move on" and am now boinking my yoga instructor, see ya. - She really does have terrible taste in men, doesn't she?
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Ghislaine Maxwell's husband in a phone call: So, honey, since you're going to spend the rest of your life in jail, I've decided to "move on" and am now boinking my yoga instructor, see ya. - She really does have terrible taste in men, doesn't she?
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Piers Morgan really hates it when you make snap judgments of his character when he's photographed smiling with a convicted sex trafficker. Now, if you'll excuse him, he has more phones to tap and people to make snap judgements of (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
National Archivist: "There are things in those records that are going to make real trouble. I'm talking about prison time"
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Sun January 02, 2022
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
P*ssy Riot are foreign agents and therefore enemies, declares Russian government
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"Capitol rioters' tears, remorse don't spare them from jail." If only there were a Grumpy Cat meme for this
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Sat January 01, 2022
(Metro)
 
 
 
Prisoners at UK maximum security prisons upset they have to eat vegan sausage rolls on New Year's
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Prisoners at UK maximum security prisons upset they have to eat vegan sausage rolls on New Year's
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Fri December 31, 2021
(Science Focus)
 
 
 
Thousands of coma patients may be conscious but we're ignoring them because of the DARKNESS. IMPRISONING ME
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Colorado governor demonstrates sanity in sentencing
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Thu December 30, 2021
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Let's get this out of the way: Alex Jones did NOT kill himself in prison
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Now that Ghislaine Maxwell has been convicted she won't have to spend anymore time in a dank hell-hole New York jail, she's going to 'Disneyland'
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Now that Ghislaine Maxwell has been convicted she won't have to spend anymore time in a dank hell-hole New York jail, she's going to 'Disneyland'
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(KBZK Bozeman)
 
 
 
After taking a firearms business name far too literally, this Montana man used a stolen construction excavator to break in
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Wed December 29, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
IRA leaders encouraged imprisoned members to dig escape tunnel in order to keep them off drugs, flee Nazis on motorbike
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
IRA leaders encouraged imprisoned members to dig escape tunnel in order to keep them off drugs, flee Nazis on motorbike
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
You gotta fight. For your right. To partyyyyy
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Tue December 28, 2021
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Grisly murderer sentenced, but it's the people he killed that got him life
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(WEAU Eau Claire)
 
 
 
Man gets year in the pokey for going all hammer time on a Menard's employee
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Mon December 27, 2021
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Russia extends prison term for researcher of Stalin purges, sovietly reminding him of what his alternative sentence can be
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(SecondNexus)
 
 
 
Only certain people, TFG. Only certain people
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(WUSA9)
 
 
 
Single white seditionist seeks female MAGA with benefits while awaiting trial
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Sun December 26, 2021
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
British court denies the final appeal of real-life Dexter who was challenging being held like a real-life Hannibal Lector in an underground glass cell in a British prison. He was deemed too dangerous for gen pop after murdering 3 other inmates (possible nsfw content on page)
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Tutu gonegone
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Fri December 24, 2021
(WDSU New Orleans)
 
 
 
Did anyone expect him to do it again? Depends
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
These 6th grader fights are getting way out of hand
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Thu December 23, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Kim Potter and the Prisoner of Minneapolis
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Texas man convicted of "providing material support to terrorism" for giving money to a friend who wanted to join ISIS. Judge gave him 18 months, Prosecutors appealed pointing out he isn't white. TX Appeal court agrees, gives him 12 years instead
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(WHDH Boston)
 
 
 
OK, so she's free. But is she single?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Everyone on Twitter is trying to manipulate each other over whether Lucille Ball would have used the word gaslight. If Nelson Mandela hadn't died in prison in the 1980s he could have brought peace to these warring factions
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Wed December 22, 2021
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
That time a Finnish biker gang returned Peter Buck's stolen guitar
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"So hotshot. You just convicted a truck driver for manslaughter in a very controversial case which has millions protesting over accusations of racial bias. What do you do?" "I make a literal trophy out of a Truck Brake Horn to celebrate"
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(KOB4)
 
 
 
Texas prisons: Lock people away for decades. New Mexico prisons: Turn them into truck drivers and let them drive to freedom
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Tue December 21, 2021
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Michael Vick's last dog goes to the great fight pit in the sky
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Mon December 20, 2021
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Mass rally planned to try to convince Colorado's governor that a 26-year old man who killed four people doesn't deserve to die in jail
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Sat December 18, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Sign outside shouldda told ya
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(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
Hmmm... What if Jim Jordan actually goes to jail?
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"Are you awake, honey? Blink once for yes. twice for no. Here, I'll help"
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Fri December 17, 2021
(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
Judge Tanya Chutkin finds sentencing Robert Palmer to more than 5 years in prison for Jan 6 riot to be Simply Irresistible
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Michael Cohen sues TFG for getting angry at him and having him thrown in solitary confinement
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Michael Cohen sues TFG for getting angry at him and having him thrown in solitary confinement
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Thu December 16, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
South Korean dairy ad interchanges women with cows, leaving consumers furious (ly masturbating)
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
The main character is an angry person that fell through the cracks and is nearing prison so we gave her a "very hip-hoppy kind of walk" to really emphasize her blackness
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Necrophiliac sentenced to life
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Wed December 15, 2021
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Stingy former deep-sea treasure hunter still holding out on the whereabouts of his bounty after six years in jail. Feds say they won't let him out until he coughs up the 500 missing coins made from gold found in an historic shipwreck
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
A couple escaped prisoners caught months after escaping, still wearing their striped prison outfits
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Tue December 14, 2021
(Vice)
 
 
 
Enterprising prison phone companies find ways to help get around that pesky attorney-client privilege thing at no additional cost
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Amtrak Engineer develops method to distribute properties with the object of compiling vast sums by linking clients to multiple instances of the best weapon in Doom
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(AP News)
 
 
 
The Juice is loose
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Sentencing for Arbery's murderers set for January 7th. It would have been a day earlier but a compassionate judge realized this probably the last Insurrection Day that the defendants will ever get to celebrate with their families at home
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Have you been mistakenly freed 48 hours into your 4-year jail term? Why flee the country when you can go on a 10-day bender with your best pals instead?
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Have you been mistakenly freed 48 hours into your 4-year jail term? Why flee the country when you can go on a 10-day bender with your best pals instead?
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Mon December 13, 2021
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Kudos to this railroad employee whose 8-year fraud scheme didn't involve overtime or sick leave, but black-market chainsaws
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida Man found guilty of torturing his wife's plastic surgeon with blowtorch, which is kind of a yelp review
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Elon Musk says buying things with Dogecoin is better than Bitcoin as he points around to all of the NOTHING one can buy with Dogecoin. Most countries would imprison a person for running a scam like this. Most
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Social media is a threat to democracy, so I just wanted to extend my thanks
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Sun December 12, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
After 50 rioters sentenced for January 6 insurrection, a debate rages over what justice looks like. Not up for debate: How great it is to be white when accused of a major crime
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Sat December 11, 2021
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
DUMBASS: Oklahoma man who stole beer from Nancy Pelosi's fridge on Jan. 6 sentenced to intermittent prison, probation. HERO: Pelosi keeps beer on hand in case of emergency
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(Insider)
 
 
 
Spectator who caused massive crash at 2021 Tour de France has been fined an additional $1.13. That should straighten her out
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
"Make sure you move money out of your name and out of the banking institutions and be smart," says dumb guy who filed $40 million in false tax refunds and is now going to prison
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Fri December 10, 2021
(TaxProf)
 
 
 
Name, image, and likeness is not just for college athletes: student sues his law school for $750,000 for using his photo in publicity
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(Epic Games)
 
 
 
Almost as popular with adults as Roblox is with the kids it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. LGT Godfall: Challenger Edition & Prison Architect free at Epic. What have you been playing this week? Side note: favourite indie games? Tell us inside
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Woman convicted of murdering her snake breeder husband, although legal experts suggest she might receive significant leniency at sentencing due to the phrase "snake breeder husband"
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Thu December 09, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
Star of "19 Kids and Counting" convicted on two counts of exactly what you'd expect
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Scott Peterson sentenced to life in prison without the possibility of parole. Yes this is a repeat from 2004, only without the whole death penalty thing
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Tue December 07, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
German man performing castrations on eight men lied about being medically trained. His only reference was getting someone unstuck from a chair with slightly spaced out planks
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
As we honor our brave troops, on this Pearl Harbor Day anniversary, an important press briefing will be held to... *checks notes*... complain about how 1/6 detainees are being treated in prison?
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Mon December 06, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
New trial granted for Black man convicted by jury that deliberated in room full of Confederate symbiology. I fail to see what states' rights have to do with anything
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Ceiling Skynet is in your prisons transcribing your phone calls
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Sat December 04, 2021
(Stars and Stripes)
 
 
 
Man gets three years in prison for breaking into U.S. Army Reserve center, stealing armored Humvee for 4-minute joyride. Wow, good thing he didn't attack U.S. Capitol on 1/6, or they'd thrown the book at him
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Netflix engineer gets two years in prison for insider trading, spoiling the end of Squid Game
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(National Post)
 
 
 
Is it too soon to start talking about responsible chefs and British cuisine control?
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Fri December 03, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
This probably isn't the most 'Murica story you'll read today but it's close
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(CNN)
 
 
 
All around me are redacted faces. Federal places, blurred out faces. Bright and early for their court room races. Going nowhere, maybe prison
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Thu December 02, 2021
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Game recognizes game
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Wed December 01, 2021
(National Today)
 
 
 
It's National Package Protection Day, urging you to be more mindful about your package. With more awareness raised, more packages prevented from being stolen, mis-delivered, or lost in transit. Financial loss due to package mishap can be shrunk
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
A decade after Gaddafi, Libya has become Europe's Gitmo
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Tue November 30, 2021
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
After painful dose of reality, QAnon Shaman retains new spirit guide, may request new audience with village elders
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Officers "stood outside the cell of a suicidal detainee under constant supervision wearing George Michael masks and danced outside the cell whilst staring at the detainee"
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(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
Of course, Trump has nothing to hide. He wants to keep White House records around January 6 secret because he's a man of principles. Not because there's a lot of incriminating evidence, like this, that could land him in prison
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(WAFF Huntsville)
 
 
 
Woman charged for helping her corrections deputy boyfriend smuggle drugs into county jail. Based on her mugshot, it was meth
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Maryland lawyer sentenced to 40 years in prison for not working on Wall St. while stealing from elderly woman
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Maryland lawyer sentenced to 40 years in prison for not working on Wall St. while stealing from elderly woman
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(New Scientist)
 
 
 
One in 10 US Black men put in solitary confinement before turning 32 including a further alarming amount that had over 15 days stays, meeting UN criteria for torture
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(New Scientist)
 
 
 
One in 10 US Black men put in solitary confinement before turning 32 including a further alarming amount that had over 15 days stays, meeting UN criteria for torture
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Mon November 29, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania prosecutor makes Hail Mary pass to US Supreme Court, asking for Bill Cosby to be put back in prison
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Another Trump golf course appears to be using the presidential seal. Doing so may be illegal. Nothing will happen
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Alabama inmate who survived an execution attempt when authorities couldn't find a single useable vein to inject the lethal drugs into has died 4 years later of natural causes. If you can call dying of cancer "natural"
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(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
QAnon goes into full meltdown when Kyle publicly trashes Lin Wood, Q, and the voting fraud scam. Hilarity ensues
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Sun November 28, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Have we got enough popcorn popped for this?
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Sat November 27, 2021
(Pittsburgh Tribune-Review)
 
 
 
You had one job
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Fri November 26, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Rio de Janeiro's Olympics chief sentenced to 30 years in prison for, well, pretty much being an Olympics chief
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Thu November 25, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Kevin Strickland was released from prison after 43 years and the State of Missouri won't pay him a dime for his convictions overturned. He's not going to be OK by any means, but people topped up his GoFundMe to almost $1 million
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Wed November 24, 2021
(Independent)
 
 
 
Setters in Catan want to declare independence from Spain after refusal to trade for sheep
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Man caught smuggling copies of Squid Game into North Korea gets red light
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(Yahoo)
 
NewsFlash
 
Crackers served in prison this Thanksgiving
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(LGBTQ Nation)
 
 
 
Why do all these straight men keep sucking my AAAAAAAGGHHHH
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Gym Jordan may need to be in the prison gym in 26 minutes
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Tue November 23, 2021
(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Exonerated after serving 42 years in prison? Right, out you go. No compensation for you
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(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
Apparently even bad pizza has fans
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(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
Apparently even bad pizza has fans
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(NPR)
 
 
 
DC Superior Court Chief to inmates: The Constitution is more like guidelines anyway, so no right to a speedy trial for you for the time being
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(Connecticut Post)
 
 
 
Man sets up fake charity to defraud his employer out of $600k in company matching donation funds. Probably now wishes he held onto that Time Stone
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Mon November 22, 2021
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
I'm Eric suddenly worried they don't serve paste in the prison mess hall
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Neighbors stunned when 'good Christians' and upstanding pillars of the community arrested for literally locking up 12 of their kids in a home prison, for years
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Sun November 21, 2021
(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Texas Republicans defund prisons by $4M to spend on fake election audits
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Joey, have you ever been in a Mafia prison?
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Fri November 19, 2021
(NBC News)
 
 
 
IRS seized $3.5-billion in cryptocurrency so far this year "where digital money has quickly become the dominant form of payment in criminal cases"
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(AP News)
 
 
 
The inmates run the asylums in ...where else?
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Turns out California's summer fires weren't just all-natural organic wild grown fires. Someone slipped some GMO fire into the mix and the whole batch is being recalled for cross contamination
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Thu November 18, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
OK Governor steps in to halt execution. Sounds more than OK to me though
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
For decades now, the Washington DC jail system has been an inhumane mess on every level. So why are politicians suddenly so interested now in trying to fix it? Oh, they locked up a bunch of white insurrectionists? OK, yeah, that makes sense
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Matt Gaetz said his office is open to hiring Kyle Rittenhouse as a congressional intern, probably so he can have sex with him
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Matt Gaetz said his office is open to hiring Kyle Rittenhouse as a congressional intern, probably so he can have sex with him
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Wed November 17, 2021
(Hot Springs Sentinel Record)
 
 
 
Arkansas is the new Florida
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Tue November 16, 2021
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Proud Boys leader is shocked to discover that jail is unpleasant and asks a judge if he could serve the rest of his sentence playing Xbox and drinking beer on his couch at home
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Mon November 15, 2021
(Deadline)
 
 
 
John Oliver mocks Capitol terrorist Jenna Ryan, who thought being white would make her avoid prison; "I don't know what's weirder there. That she seems so casual or that an adult has to go to YouTube to learn how prison is. I'll tell you. It's bad"
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
John Oliver mocks Capitol terrorist Jenna Ryan, who thought being white would make her avoid prison; "I don't know what's weirder there. That she seems so casual or that an adult has to go to YouTube to learn how prison is. I'll tell you. It's bad"
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Fenster released from Myanmar prison. No word if Keyser Soze was involved
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Fenster released from Myanmar prison. No word if Keyser Soze was involved
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Sun November 14, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
The employees belong where they work
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
A website called Rent-A-Hitman might not be the best place to rent a hitman
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(NPR)
 
 
 
At least 68 members of rival gangs killed in Ecuador during an 8-hour gun battle....that occurred INSIDE a prison
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(NPR)
 
 
 
At least 68 members of rival gangs killed in Ecuador during an 8-hour gun battle....that occurred INSIDE a prison
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Sat November 13, 2021
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Wisconsin Governor orders National Guard to put down the cheese curds as Rittenhouse trial nears end
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Republicans want to fix the DC jail since so many of their voters have complained about the conditions after firsthand experience
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Fri November 12, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Private prisons are flourishing despite Biden's best efforts
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Thu November 11, 2021
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
DNA evidence puts man in prison for A) murder B) arson C) tree poaching
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
A beautiful sight. He's in prison tonight. No longer in a gun wonderland
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Hey, Dikshiat, people might notice if you use insider info to buy short-dated call options on the company Goldman Sachs is acquiring. Also, your Google search history will be subpoenaed, Dikshiat
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Wed November 10, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Solar Company owner who managed to bilk Warren Buffett out of $340 million with a Ponzi scheme is sentenced to 30 years in prison. I'm not even mad, that's impressive
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(CNN)
 
 
 
I went to the insurrection and all I got was this lousy 41-month sentence
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(The Bulwark)
 
 
 
The Trump vs. McConnell war is now upon us. May it be a bloody, take no prisoners quick one with no winner
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(CNN)
 
 
 
QAnon shaman looking at four years of prison sushi
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Van Houten coming up for parole...Everything's coming up Millhouse
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Tue November 09, 2021
(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Dying at 28 of a heart attack isn't normal. Maybe being tasered more than 50 times had something to do with it. Jurors sure thought so
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(FL Keys News)
 
 
 
It's common prison etiquette
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(MSN)
 
 
 
"Yeah, that looks bad." Metallurgist falsifies reports from 1985 to 2017 on steel for submarine hulls, because she thought the requirements were "stupid"
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Sun November 07, 2021
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Family releases dog into the hen house. Actually the correct phrase is "Fox in a Hen House". Yeah well, the correct name of the dog was "Fox"
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Sat November 06, 2021
(Q13 Fox)
 
 
 
When told to pay working inmates the WA state minimum wage, GEO decides to do the right thing. By which I mean shut down all work programs and leave inmates with gas station toilet conditions
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Fri November 05, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Answer honestly when the arresting officer asks if you have COVID? Better bet that's ten years in prison
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Marjorie Taylor Greene claims she visited the "Patriot Wing" of the DC jail where the 1/6 insurrectionists are and says it is "like a prisoner of war camp" (ummm) and "there is virtually no medical care, very poor food quality." So, jail then?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In the most Republican Florida Man thing ever, the Republican congressional primary winner in South Florida is a convicted felon who did not go through the state's process to restore his civil rights after his imprisonment
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Rudy Giuliani could be looking at upwards of 9-11 years in prison for his Hunter Biden investigation
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Documents revealed Al-Qaeda determined to strike in US
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Thu November 04, 2021
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
If you are a convicted felon, and not allowed to possess modern weapons, perhaps you should forego the killing of various and sundry migratory birds with a shotgun
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some real estate agents, you just can't reach. So you get what we had here last week -- which is the way she wants it
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Wed November 03, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man who cut father's throat with electric knife gets 20 years, only crappy scraps of dark meat no one else wanted
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Tue November 02, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Counterpoint: by 2024, Trump will be either 1. in a coma, 2. dead, 3. in prison, 4. crashing on Mohammed bin Salman's couch, or 5. exposed to have been replaced by replicating nanobots
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Insurrection Barbie is the real victim of a mob and that is why she should not go to prison
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Three life sentences + 30 years for Ponzi schemer who bilked elderly people out of millions. With bonus Moleman pic
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Three life sentences + 30 years for Ponzi schemer who bilked elderly people out of millions. With bonus Moleman pic
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Sun October 31, 2021
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
January 6th *air quotes on* influencer *air quotes off* who said she's "definitely not going to jail" is most likely going to jail
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Sat October 30, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Yes, it's criminal to sell Covid vaccines
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Imprisoned January 6th terrorists are trying for a comeback
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Fri October 29, 2021
(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Illinois comptroller who stole $54 million returns home after only serving half of her sentence. "She lived like a queen for 20-plus years and only served eight years. You do the math. She sort of won,"
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(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Illinois comptroller who stole $54 million returns home after only serving half of her sentence. "She lived like a queen for 20-plus years and only served eight years. You do the math. She sort of won,"
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(Tampa Bay Times)
 
 
 
3 years ago Whitey Bulger threatened the assistant warden at his Florida Federal lockup. Let's see how that worked out for him
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
It's like Oklahoma watched The Green Mile and empathized with the wrong person
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Thu October 28, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
Australia might want to extradite non-citizen caught 29 years after escaping from prison. Difficulty: the country he was from no longer exists, and he may not have citizenship in any of the seven that replaced it. Maybe if we build a time machine?
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Australia might want to extradite non-citizen caught 29 years after escaping from prison. Difficulty: the country he was from no longer exists, and he may not have citizenship in any of the seven that replaced it. Maybe if we build a time machine?
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Wed October 27, 2021
(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
Prosecutor decides it's neither good press nor a good idea to lock up a homeless man for seven years for underpaying 43 cents for a Mountain Dew
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Uncle Sam files the paperwork to drag screaming and clawing Stinky Cat back to the US
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Bank robber tattoos his own face and eyelids while in prison to remember the 'good times' forever (possible nsfw content on page)
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Tue October 26, 2021
(Voice of San Diego)
 
 
 
One other thing the pandemic has done is show some cities just how stupid the normal American incarceration policies have been all these years
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Mon October 25, 2021
(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1929, Albert B. Fall was found guilty in the Teapot Dome scandal, in spite of his insistence that he was just the Fall Guy
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Correction officers feel slighted after state considers bribing prisoners with McDonald's food to get COVID-19 vaccines, but doesn't offer them the same deal
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Sun October 24, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Joey, have you ever been in a Turkish prison for four years without being convicted of anything, and gotten ten ambassadors kicked out of Turkey for asking why?
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(Santa Fe New Mexican)
 
 
 
Gunman from Santa Fe rampage dies after O.D.'ing in jail. Twice. On fentanyl & crystal. Hidden in 2 different body cavities
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Sat October 23, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
A lot of tourists are about to learn how to find Luxembourg on a map
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Because he made fun of their Orange God, "#AlecForPrison" is trending on Twitter. Here's a sampling of the people who are calling for him to be arrested (w/pics)
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Fri October 22, 2021
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Tattooed face man faces life in prison, tattoos
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(DFW Star-Telegram)
 
 
 
Man checks all 4, finds them low on air, and fills them up. For some reason he goes to prison
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
Hidden Women of History: Alexandrina the swindler from Aberdeen, sentenced to Australia at seventeen. A woman of substance, tall, fair, and mighty, she kept on swindling until she was ninety
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Thu October 21, 2021
(Vice)
 
 
 
In news that will surprise no one, the "Patriot Wing" of the DC jail that holds insurrectionists is allowing said insurrectionists to bond and amp up each other's crazy
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Tue October 19, 2021
(9 News)
 
 
 
Colorado's 5th Judicial Circuit needs a new head judge because the current one is going to be unavailable for a spell owing to the FELONY CHARGES he's currently facing
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Sun October 17, 2021
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Truck driver who lost his brakes and used vehicles stuck in Denver traffic to slow his vehicle instead of a runaway truck ramp found guilty of 22 felonies and faces decades in prison
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Private prison sued by inmate kept in isolated confinement for over a year
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Sat October 16, 2021
(Independent)
 
 
 
Cool: judge gives Capitol seditionists longer terms than were asked for. Facepalm: it still totals only 45 days
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Fri October 15, 2021
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Canadian judge has had enough of anti-vax pastor
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Do not slap a correctional officer's ass no matter how "excited" you are
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Do not slap a correctional officer's ass no matter how "excited" you are
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Boeing test pilot Farker indicted for lying to investigators about problems with 737MAX... er, damn autocorrect... Forkner
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Thu October 14, 2021
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
40% of state's prison guards ignore Republican governor's vaccine mandate, presumably logically figuring that the state isn't about to fire 40% of its prison guards all at once
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Wed October 13, 2021
(WUSA9)
 
 
 
There is that saying about having a fool for a client, and then there's this genius admitting to felonies that weren't even charged
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Tue October 12, 2021
(KRQE News)
 
 
 
Cop stomps man's face, gets three years. Three years of probation. Now he wants that shortened. Guess which Golden Girl he is
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(KRQE News)
 
 
 
Cop stomps man's face, gets three years. Three years of probation. Now he wants that shortened. Guess which Golden Girl he is
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Tyga shows his prison stripes
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(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
Steve Bannon and Rudy Giuliani: Prison? Pfffft
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(Axios)
 
 
 
"We're seeing a shift away from customer obsession to a more balanced view of the world." Neatly coincides with the Baby Boomers beginning their fade. Total coincidence
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Sun October 10, 2021
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
In today's edition of HA HA Magazine, unvaccinated Capitol rioter pleads for leniency because she's quite suddenly afraid to catch COVID in prison
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
In today's edition of HA HA Magazine, unvaccinated Capitol rioter pleads for leniency because she's quite suddenly afraid to catch COVID in prison
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Sat October 09, 2021
(USA Today)
 
 
 
If you have developed debilitating PTSD after being assaulted during a previous stint in federal prison, then perhaps you shouldn't do something that will land you back in federal prison
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(WUSA9)
 
 
 
Another day, another perp walk
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Fri October 08, 2021
(ProPublica)
 
 
 
A county in Tennessee is arresting kids using made up laws and no one seems to want to stop them doing it
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Thu October 07, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
100-year-old former Nazi camp guard goes on trial in Germany. Expected to get sentenced to life in prison if found guilty
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Wed October 06, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
This is a problem?
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Thu September 30, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The editor who investigated the Navalny poisoning now says Russia considers him toxic as well
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Former president found guilty of illegal campaign financing and given prison sentence
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Former president found guilty of illegal campaign financing and given prison sentence
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Brexit has now reached the "let's have prisoners drive our trucks" stage of desperation. What could possibly go wrong?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Alabama, with the worst COVID death rate in the country, plans to do the most Alabama thing it could do with COVID relief funds
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Wed September 29, 2021
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Josh Duggar may still get 18 years in the pen and counting
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Olympian has fallen
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(AP News)
 
 
 
♫ ♩ No one told you insurrection would go this way ♩ ♫
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
So what exactly is his redemption value? I mean, in California you can get $0.10 back for an aluminum can, so surely we are talking less than a penny here
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
So what exactly is his redemption value? I mean, in California you can get $0.10 back for an aluminum can, so surely we are talking less than a penny here
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(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
Prison to reopen as federal immigrant detention center. This might be a repeat from March, 1933
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Lori Loughlin admitted back into television but not guaranteed a starring parole. ROLE. I meant to say role
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
After 1000 days in Chinese prison, guess what Canadian Michael Kovrig did first. Go ahead. Guess
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Tue September 28, 2021
(KMVT Twin Falls)
 
 
 
Probably on his way to grab a beer with Gaetz
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Convicted serial rapist, who had conviction overturned, defends newly convicted serial rapist
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(WITN North Carolina)
 
 
 
Are you ready for this football?
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(WITN North Carolina)
 
 
 
Are you ready for this football?
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Alabama, in all its glory, folks
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(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Newspaper gunman sentenced to life without comics or sports pages
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(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Newspaper gunman sentenced to life without comics or sports pages
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"It's a miracle I landed on my feet. If that was any other person, they would have gone out on a stretcher. As soon as I landed that vault, I went and told my coach: 'I cannot continue.' "
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
To be fair, if you start with a name like "Kaleb Cole" you're either going end up as a failed prop comic, a type of Waldorf Salad, or on trial as a neo-Nazi
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man faces 20 years in federal prison after fraudulently claiming that his checked bag was lost over 180 times. Or as United calls it, "Tuesday"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
College admissions scam coach says she only made a few thousand dollars, clearly didn't major in economics
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Mon September 27, 2021
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Tekashi Snitch9 gets into slap fight at UFC event in Vegas
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Probably not to Ronnie at this point but let's ask Jodie
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Sun September 26, 2021
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
C'mon, guys... Britney Spears's dad was just looking out for her He was her conservator. It's not like he bugged her bedroom or anything, right? ... Right??
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Sat September 25, 2021
(Pittsburgh Tribune-Review)
 
 
 
NY State judge to Trump Org - cough up the documents or get them fully destroyed by the 30th
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
They totally weren't being held hostage
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
They totally weren't being held hostage
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Fri September 24, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Myanmar will imprison children if their parents hold contrary political beliefs
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(Epic Games)
 
 
 
Less likely to break your TV than a Wii mote it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. LGT The Escapists free at Epic. What have you been playing this week? Side note: funny/amusing gaming stories? (Single player, multiplayer, co-op, etc.) Tell us inside
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(Epic Games)
 
 
 
Less likely to break your TV than a Wii mote it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. LGT The Escapists free at Epic. What have you been playing this week? Side note: funny/amusing gaming stories? (Single player, multiplayer, co-op, etc.) Tell us inside
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(CNN)
 
 
 
FYI, breaching the Senate as part of a riot is only worth 8 months of prison time. Betty White Update: Despite getting half the recommended amount of jail time, the guy is now trying to undo his felony guilty plea
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Navalny leaves 1 star reviews for Apple, Google, and the psychological gulag imprisoning him that's somehow not Facebook
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(University of Chicago)
 
 
 
New meta-analysis of imprisonment: "Incarceration cannot be justified on the grounds it affords public safety by decreasing recidivism"
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Thu September 23, 2021
(Chron)
 
 
 
I'll bet he didn't commit fraud on Sundays
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Carlos the Jackal fails to get his life sentence reduced. Fark: even if he won he still has two other life sentences that would stand
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Carlos the Jackal fails to get his life sentence reduced. Fark: even if he won he still has two other life sentences that would stand
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Coming soon: 'Tiger King 2'
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Wed September 22, 2021
(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Dude attempts to flee, and is banned from owning bullets.(FA) Then he turns around and violates federal ammunition laws. (FO)
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(Front Page Detectives)
 
 
 
Come again?
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(Albuquerque Journal)
 
 
 
"Cop Punished For Eating Burrito" becomes Sloppy Taco Of Lies
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Super-featherweight boxer and member of the master race finds out he's not an Übermensch. Tag is for him and the Italian Boxing federation
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Tue September 21, 2021
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Oklahoma man sentenced to a dozen years for illegally castrating another man and storing his two veg in the freezer, possibly to eat later. That sound you just heard was every human with testes within earshot just crossing their legs and wincing
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Oklahoma man sentenced to a dozen years for illegally castrating another man and storing his two veg in the freezer, possibly to eat later. That sound you just heard was every human with testes within earshot just crossing their legs and wincing
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Mon September 20, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Italian prisoner with links to Neapolitan mafia shoots at rivals with gun smuggled in by drone, probably after an argument about pineapple on pizza
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Sat September 18, 2021
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
There are dozens of us. Dozens
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
There are dozens of us. Dozens
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