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Wed August 12, 2020
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Boris Johnson predicted 2020 would be a 'fantastic year for Britain.' About that (possible nsfw content on page)
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Mon August 10, 2020
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Government of Lebanon resigning to spend more time with their embezzled fortunes
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
No, Tom Hanks didn't pull a Polanski and move to Greece. He and his wife were awarded citizenship for their help raising millions after a deadly wildfire
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
No, Tom Hanks didn't pull a Polanski and move to Greece. He and his wife were awarded citizenship for their help raising millions after a deadly wildfire
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Fri August 07, 2020
(CBC)
 
 
 
Canada's deputy PM politely reminds everyone how stupid Trump is
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Canada's deputy PM politely reminds everyone how stupid Trump is
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Wed August 05, 2020
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Spitting Image reveals its Boris Johnson and Prince Andrew for the first time. Wait...those are puppets?
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Port officials in charge of storage and security at Beirut port might be in a little bit of trouble
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Port officials in charge of storage and security at Beirut port might be in a little bit of trouble
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Tue August 04, 2020
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
France to pay home caregivers virus bonus. I dunno, if I was a caregiver, virus is the last bonus I'd want
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
It's not Hygge it's samfundssind
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
It's not Hygge it's samfundssind
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Sun August 02, 2020
(Metro)
 
 
 
The UK may order people over the age of 50 to stay home to avoid a second Coronavirus shutdown
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(Metro)
 
 
 
The UK may order people over the age of 50 to stay home to avoid a second Coronavirus shutdown
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Sat August 01, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
He is both the hero we deserve, and the hero we need right now. He's also a hamster
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
England may have to close its pubs to safely reopen schools. It's like Yobbie's Choice
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Fri July 31, 2020
(Axios)
 
 
 
Coronavirus got knocked down but got up again, just like Chumbawumba
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Thu July 30, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The UK extends the virus isolation period from seven to 10 days. Which is what, a ha'penny of a fortnight?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The UK extends the virus isolation period from seven to 10 days. Which is what, a ha'penny of a fortnight?
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Coronavirus anarchy in the UK (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Coronavirus anarchy in the UK (possible nsfw content on page)
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Wed July 29, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Editor of The Lancet is interviewed by the Washington Post and has no farks to give
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(Kent Online)
 
 
 
BoJo's plan to get us cycling again gets off to a rocky start as the website set up to issue free £50 bike repair vouchers crashes within a yoctosecond of going live
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Just stop it you sickos, America's favorite celebrity Tom Hanks did not flee to Greece to avoid pedophilia charges
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Just stop it you sickos, America's favorite celebrity Tom Hanks did not flee to Greece to avoid pedophilia charges
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Fri July 24, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Boris Johnson says anti-vaxxers are "nuts"...... even a stopped clock, and all that
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Thu July 23, 2020
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Tories are coup coup for BoJo Puffs (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Tories are coup coup for BoJo Puffs (possible nsfw content on page)
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Wed July 22, 2020
(CBC)
 
 
 
Head of State for North American country called out for belittling, humiliating staff, often sending them home in tears, creating toxic work environment with high turnover. No not that one
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Tue July 21, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Farkers in Sudan will now be allowed to drink sweet, sweet CH3-CH2-OH. Sudan has also abolished public flogging and repealed its apostasy law
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Mon July 20, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
King Salman admitted for tests. Tastes great with butter. Should be served fresh
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Sun July 19, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
ATTENTION CORPORATE SLAVES, RETURN TO YOUR WAGE FARMS...we mean please come back into the collective shared creative wonderland that is the modern office
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
UK to Huawei: Yes, we banned you from our 5G network, but maybe if you ask again next January, eh *nudge, wink*
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Sat July 18, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
France loses another Cathedral
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(CNN)
 
 
 
France loses another Cathedral
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Thu July 16, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Samoa just discovered Facebook and is shocked that "it is being used to make defamatory statements about others"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Samoa just discovered Facebook and is shocked that "it is being used to make defamatory statements about others"
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Wed July 15, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Being elected to lead, not to read is not only an American problem
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Being elected to lead, not to read is not only an American problem
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(CBC)
 
 
 
"Justin Trudeau may have 'blind spot' on ethics", which is the Canadian way of saying he's a dumbass. For the third time
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(CBC)
 
 
 
"Justin Trudeau may have 'blind spot' on ethics", which is the Canadian way of saying he's a dumbass. For the third time
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Tue July 14, 2020
(BBC)
 
 
 
Catalan politician Torrent accuses Spain of spying, downloading warez
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(MSN)
 
 
 
I fought the Tariffs.......but I did not moot the jeopardy
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Mon July 13, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
During the six wasted weeks, . . . schools were chaotically reopened and then, as infections soared, re-shuttered. . . The public was instructed to wear masks-but no system of enforcement was put into place
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Boris Johnson told to "tear up" the Brexit agreement made by a competent politician (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Boris Johnson told to "tear up" the Brexit agreement made by a competent politician (possible nsfw content on page)
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Fri July 10, 2020
(CBC)
 
 
 
Canadian Tories ask police for a criminal investigation of PM Trudeau after it emerges that a charity his government awarded a no-bid $900m contract to had paid hundreds of thousands to his mother, brother, and wife
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Canadian Tories ask police for a criminal investigation of PM Trudeau after it emerges that a charity his government awarded a no-bid $900m contract to had paid hundreds of thousands to his mother, brother, and wife
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Thu July 09, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
It's like night and day
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Leader of Canadian opposition party: The fact that police didn't shoot and kill white intruder at Prime Minister's residence proves they are racist
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Leader of Canadian opposition party: The fact that police didn't shoot and kill white intruder at Prime Minister's residence proves they are racist
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The BBC is resuming its TV fee for most people over 75 because they're not going to have to pay it much longer anyway
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Wed July 08, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trudeau burns Trump...politely
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trudeau burns Trump...politely
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Tue July 07, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Blonde clown doubles down on verbal jackassery. Guess which one - it's not like you could tell from this headline
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Blonde clown doubles down on verbal jackassery. Guess which one - it's not like you could tell from this headline
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Topless women protest against Macron's cabinet reshuffle. Les gendarmes: "There's nothing to Elysee here, move along"
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(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
Thums Up for the cola that pushed out Coke and Pepsi (with a little help from their friends)
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(Chronicle Herald)
 
 
 
They are calling it an assassination attempt on the... Wait, the Prime Minister of Canada? Ok 2020, you're drunk. Go home
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(CNN)
 
 
 
43 Florida hospital ICUs in 21 counties have hit capacity and show zero ICU beds available
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
I wonder what the angry tweets are going to say
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Mon July 06, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Poland's president goes full-Alabama ahead of a run-off. You NEVER go full-Alabama
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Sun July 05, 2020
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Who would have thought that opening all the pubs in Britain at six in the morning would cause such mayhem after the lockdown?
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Sat July 04, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
...and yet, the UK will still blow it, Boris
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
...and yet, the UK will still blow it, Boris
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Fri July 03, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
France prime minister surrenders
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
BoJo sure loves his fish sticks (possible nsfw content on page)
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Wed July 01, 2020
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Are you a good social media influencer? Do you want to earn $100k to keep a giant douche in power until he dies? See Comrade Vasily for more info
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Tue June 30, 2020
(Indy100)
 
 
 
"What makes a good prime minister? Intelligence? Diplomatic skills? Crisis management? No, apparently it's the amount of push-ups you can do"
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
BoJo announces bold plan to toss $10 billion at Coronavirus to see if a cash bribe will make it go away (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
BoJo announces bold plan to toss $10 billion at Coronavirus to see if a cash bribe will make it go away (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Leaked phone calls reveal Trump hates powerful women
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Trump's latest appointment sees the US as a "homo-empire" and believes women should not be allowed to hold political office
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Mon June 29, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Former French Prime Minister and his wife are convicted and sentenced to prison over a "fake jobs" scandal that also cost him the country's presidency...that was kicked off by an article in the French equivalent of "The Onion"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Zuckerberg personally worked with Trump to ensure that his policy-violating posts could remain up without issue
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Sun June 28, 2020
(Special Broadcasting Service)
 
 
 
New Zealand on track to elect most fabulous parliament in the world
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Fri June 26, 2020
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Do you even lift lockdown, bro? (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Do you even lift lockdown, bro? (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
That sinking feeling when you've bought all the wrong satellites
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(AP News)
 
 
 
There is an abandoned oil tanker off the coast of Yemen. It holds a million barrels of oil. It is decaying and taking on water, threatening a major environmental disaster. Have a nice day
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Wed June 24, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Much like a doctor at a free clinic down the street, BoJo warns us that the ball is a natural vector of disease
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Mon June 22, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Baghdad Betty says Trump was "energized" and in a "great mood" after disastrous Tulsa rally
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Fri June 19, 2020
(CBC)
 
 
 
Trump ordered his subordinates to disparage Prime Minister Justin Trudeau in the news. Guess he didn't like the way his women were looking at him
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
An historic pandemic originates in your country. Should you: C) Blast a neighboring country with a sustained cyber assault targeting a wide variety of institutions, including healthcare
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Wed June 17, 2020
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
It's BoJo versus Keir Starmer in a Tory/Labour showdown over the Coronavirus, Brexit, and economy in the House of Commons today. How will the weak-willed Boris fare? (possible nsfw content on page)
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Tue June 16, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Do some people have a problem with the "Muslim Game of Thrones"? Hoodbhoy they do
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Mon June 15, 2020
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Ursula gives BoJo hope, demands fish (possible nsfw content on page)
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(AP News)
 
 
 
On trial for accepting gifts from wealthy friends, Bibi has a rich friend fund his corruption defense. He's now dividing by אֶפֶס
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Sun June 14, 2020
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
With Boris Johnson floundering badly, a knight in shining armor is riding to Britain's rescue. Difficulty: Not Lord Buckethead (possible nsfw content on page)
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Fri June 12, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
After Trump touted it as a Covid-19 cure-all. The state of Florida quickly moved to secure 1 million doses of hydroxychloroquine. After distributing it to every Florida hospital that asked for it, they have...*checks math* 983,900 doses left
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
During the lockdown, bored citizens have become obsessed with their leader's crazy hair. Difficulty: not Trump
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
During the lockdown, bored citizens have become obsessed with their leader's crazy hair. Difficulty: not Trump
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Thu June 11, 2020
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Macron offers to surrender (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Macron offers to surrender (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Attention, UK: Your sex bubble is approved
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Attention, UK: Your sex bubble is approved
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Wed June 10, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
La Liga is restarting Thursday with a big opening night and commentators ask, will the home team still play to the gallery if there is no gallery? For you Americans, 'will they still dive' if there is no home crowd to rile up?
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Sweden says the 34-year mystery of Prime Minister Palme's assassination is solved and done with, denies any connection to the RAND Corp., Illuminati, Jack Ruby, or Stone Cutters
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The UK to reopen zoos but not schools - you do the math
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The UK to reopen zoos but not schools - you do the math
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Mon June 08, 2020
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
With lockdown easing, Ireland's coming back to life as reports of properly masked leprechauns begin to appear
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Fri June 05, 2020
(Metro)
 
 
 
BoJo's approval rating hits Trump levels
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(Metro)
 
 
 
BoJo's approval rating hits Trump levels
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Thu June 04, 2020
(The Federalist)
 
 
 
Eighty years ago today Winston Churchill gave his "we shall fight on the beaches" speech after the miracle at Dunkirk
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
In the US, the President tear-gasses people for a publicity photo. In Australia the locals tell the Prime Minister to get off their lawn
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
In the US, the President tear-gasses people for a publicity photo. In Australia the locals tell the Prime Minister to get off their lawn
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Tue June 02, 2020
(CBC)
 
 
 
Tenant above meth lab trying his best to be polite about his neighbour
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Tenant above meth lab trying his best to be polite about his neighbour
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
After 93 meetings, Navy finally gets a true home game against Notre Dame
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
After 93 meetings, Navy finally gets a true home game against Notre Dame
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Crowds at the UK's famous beach, the Jurassic Coast, 'showed shocking disregard for area.' Where do they think they are, America?
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Mon June 01, 2020
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Armenian prime minister tests positive for Covid-19, putting the future of Armani suits in jeopardy
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Armenian prime minister tests positive for Covid-19, putting the future of Armani suits in jeopardy
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Sun May 31, 2020
(BBC)
 
 
 
Britain changes COVID-19 Alert Level to "Don't tear the pants out of it"
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Britain changes COVID-19 Alert Level to "Don't tear the pants out of it"
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Fri May 29, 2020
(BBC)
 
 
 
When we say phones off during a public meeting, we mean it
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Trump is virtually the only world leader who has not done a memorial for the victims of Coronavirus
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Thu May 28, 2020
(CBC)
 
 
 
Respected world leaders meet to discuss how to cooperate to mitigate the damage of COVID on the world. Guess who decided to skip it.. go ahead guess
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Wed May 27, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"The app does not, as yet, allow fans to question the referee's eyesight, or the eating habits of players who struggled to stay match-fit during the league's virus-enforced break"
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Tue May 26, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
#cumgate causes ejaculation of another UK minister
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(Metro)
 
 
 
One idiot employee defies a stay-at-home order, you defend him, and suddenly your approval rating plunges by 20 points
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(Metro)
 
 
 
UK's Stephen Miller: That time during lockdown I drove to a castle with my family, I was just..um..testing my vision was good enough to drive. UK Police: Oh, FFS
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Mon May 25, 2020
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Pay no attention to that field filled with giant crumbling heads of our past presidents, particularly that bust of Lincoln with a gaping hole in the back of his head
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
NSFW language in a major news outlet talking about the chances for coronavirus vaccines. Finally, time to update the fark filter
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Sun May 24, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Bribery, fraud, and breach of trust are enough to get a national leader tried in court, just not where you live
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Wed May 20, 2020
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
That's SIR Tom Moore to you, whippersnapper (possible nsfw content on page)
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Tue May 19, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Russia says many coronavirus patients died of other causes, including defenestration, radioactivity exposure, and hot lead poisoning
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Marks & Spencer in hot water for selling hand sanitizer for £11.50 a bottle
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Marks & Spencer in hot water for selling hand sanitizer for £11.50 a bottle
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Sat May 16, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Further muddying the waters, cops asked Arbery murder suspect to keep an eye on house under construction
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Fri May 15, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Senior UK government adviser says BoJo's air passenger quarantine plan "doesn't make sense" at this stage of the pandemic, but they desperately want to shut that stable door
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
First sign Australia has defeated coronavirus: footy is back. And real footy too - rugby league - not that pathetic aerial ping pong they play in Melbourne
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Matt Damon is trapped in Ireland quarantine and he's bloody luvin' it. Maaaatt Ooo'Daaaammmmmonnn
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Matt Damon is trapped in Ireland quarantine and he's bloody luvin' it. Maaaatt Ooo'Daaaammmmmonnn
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Thu May 14, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
France unveils a 'massive' 18 billion euro plan for its hard-hit tourism sector. Nice
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
France unveils a 'massive' 18 billion euro plan for its hard-hit tourism sector. Nice
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Wed May 13, 2020
(Metro)
 
 
 
What to talk about when you run out of things to say
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Just how far will the housing market crash in the pandemic? (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Design Week UK)
 
 
 
From stupid slogans to infantile infographics to convoluted charts, UK design experts are unimpressed with Boris Johnson's newest attempts at coronavirus lockdown messaging
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Tue May 12, 2020
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Chickens. Not just for choking anymore
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Vladimir Putin's spokesman hospitalized with Covid-19, showing the dangers inherent in the task of putting playing cards in the spokes of Putin's bicycle
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Vladimir Putin's spokesman hospitalized with Covid-19, showing the dangers inherent in the task of putting playing cards in the spokes of Putin's bicycle
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Mon May 11, 2020
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Like a Sturgeon, cuttin' down BoJo for the very first time (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Like a Sturgeon, cuttin' down BoJo for the very first time (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Stranger)
 
 
 
"Coronavirus: We got this." Seattle admits defeat with catchy new slogan
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Matt Lucas gives the UK the speech they needed
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Matt Lucas gives the UK the speech they needed
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(The Spinoff)
 
 
 
How did New Zealand cast the Rona into a volcano and defeat the pestilent hordes? Public trust and a shining army of government communications offices
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Both sides agree: Boris Johnson is an idiot
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Both sides agree: Boris Johnson is an idiot
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Fri May 08, 2020
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Boris Johnson taken down by map (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Boris Johnson taken down by map (possible nsfw content on page)
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Wed May 06, 2020
(BBC)
 
 
 
Booty call sinks sage scientist
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Booty call sinks sage scientist
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Mon May 04, 2020
(The Week)
 
 
 
You can thank former President George W. Bush for exposing the current president's greatest failure
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(The Week)
 
 
 
You can thank former President George W. Bush for exposing the current president's greatest failure
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Boris Johnson: I was wrong to brush off the seriousness of coronavirus. When I was taken into intensive care, the doctors began preparing how to announce my death
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Boris Johnson: I was wrong to brush off the seriousness of coronavirus. When I was taken into intensive care, the doctors began preparing how to announce my death
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Israel's Supreme Court begins two day period of being concerned about all of Netanyahu's criminal activity before ruling that he can be Prime Minister anyhow
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Fri May 01, 2020
(Prime Minister Centerfold)
 
 
 
Let's have a reasonable discussion about gun control in the context of Canada's immediate ban on assault weapons
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Thu April 30, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Spain and Germany rule out tourism hopes
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Spain and Germany rule out tourism hopes
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Wed April 29, 2020
(BBC)
 
 
 
Boris Johnson announces number of children increased from ? to ?+1
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Boris Johnson announces number of children increased from ? to ?+1
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Mining company to Papua New Guinea; "Approve our lease extension or China will declare war on you"
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Mining company to Papua New Guinea; "Approve our lease extension or China will declare war on you"
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Sun April 26, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Cheerleaders or serial killers, you decide
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Sat April 25, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
The roots of the annual Brexit festival held in Brussels, sponsored by the British government, have faded into obscurity
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Fri April 24, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Trump says Boris Johnson is in great shape which means he's probably dying as we speak
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Trump says Boris Johnson is in great shape which means he's probably dying as we speak
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Thu April 23, 2020
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Seven of the countries with the best coronavirus responses all have one thing in common
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Wed April 22, 2020
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Starmer V Raab in the House of Commons. It's no UFC, but it'll be a nice little fight (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Starmer V Raab in the House of Commons. It's no UFC, but it'll be a nice little fight (possible nsfw content on page)
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Tue April 21, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Foolius Caesar and BoJo agree to coordinated response to coronavirus. Given their COVID denying track records, this is indeed the worst timeline
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
You might actually sit down for this one. Billy Barr and his Justice Dept. posse may join lawsuits against the Stay at Home orders that were reluctantly implemented by Boss Trump just two or three weeks ago to stem the tide of GinaVirus
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
You might actually sit down for this one. Billy Barr and his Justice Dept. posse may join lawsuits against the Stay at Home orders that were reluctantly implemented by Boss Trump just two or three weeks ago to stem the tide of GinaVirus
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Nationalist far-right political parties on the rise in Italy. Again
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Mon April 20, 2020
(The Week)
 
 
 
That's how "The Andromeda Strain" ended
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(MSN)
 
 
 
The 'last cruise ship on Earth' finally comes home
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Sat April 18, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Canada continues to stand on guard against the US
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Canada continues to stand on guard against the US
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Fri April 17, 2020
(Trust.org)
 
 
 
Australia admits coronavirus restrictions may last for a year
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Thu April 16, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Japan finally decides to declare a national state of emergency
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Japan finally decides to declare a national state of emergency
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
France has an aircraft carrier and nearly everyone on board has Covid-19
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
France has an aircraft carrier and nearly everyone on board has Covid-19
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Where is your New Zealand goddess now?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Where is your New Zealand goddess now?
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Wed April 15, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Denmark has decided to re-open its schools, apparently figuring the horns on the helmets the kids wear will give then enough natural "social distance" to keep them safe
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Denmark has decided to re-open its schools, apparently figuring the horns on the helmets the kids wear will give then enough natural "social distance" to keep them safe
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
As many as 400,000 people dead. It's about to go through Japan like a hungry, pissed-off kaiju
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
As many as 400,000 people dead. It's about to go through Japan like a hungry, pissed-off kaiju
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Never to waste an opportunity, numerous countries have used the pandemic to create digital surveillance states described as "9/11 on steroids"
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Tue April 14, 2020
(National Post)
 
 
 
"We made sure that we were not speaking moistly on each other." and that's travelling in 2020 for you courtesy of Andrew Scheer leader of the Conservative Party of Canada
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(UPI)
 
 
 
"For pandemic times... make it Suntory time." *sip*
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(UPI)
 
 
 
"For pandemic times... make it Suntory time." *sip*
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The UK tried and failed three times to partake in the chance to buy bulk PPEs with the EU
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