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Thu August 06, 2020
(Facebook)
 
 
 
Is that wrong? Are you not supposed to do that?
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Tue August 04, 2020
(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
Heist Macaque steals bag of bread from supermarket, regrets nothing
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Thu July 30, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
Ah the good ol' days when you could order a live squirrel monkey from a comic book - a real live bonafide postal monkey delivered through the post - with no take-backsies
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Tue July 28, 2020
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
I, for one, welcome our new junk-food addicted, sex-crazed monkey overlords
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Mon July 27, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Sharks, the Jets, and now... the Baboons?
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Sun July 26, 2020
(24newsorder.com)
 
 
 
Holy shiat. Grok that picture. Those two monkeys in the front are totally saying, "You want some of this?" We can now add "Transition to Planet of the Apes" to the 2020 calendar. Bonus: the reason in the movie was also a pandemic
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Fri July 17, 2020
(Washingtonian)
 
 
 
Actual Headline: Fox attacks the Washington Post
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Wed July 15, 2020
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Distinguished chimps discover Touch Of Gray, New Balance sneakers
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Thu July 09, 2020
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Dat prefrontal cortex
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
European hamster on brink of extinction. Richard Gere unavailable for comment
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Wed July 01, 2020
(Skeptoid)
 
 
 
What set mankind on the evolutionary path away from the rest of the primates? The Stoned Ape Man
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Tue June 30, 2020
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Is it more impressive that the monkey survived or that someone taught a pig how to do transplants? (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Is it more impressive that the monkey survived or that someone taught a pig how to do transplants? (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Researchers find monkeys and humans have the same bananas thinking patterns
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Sun June 28, 2020
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
The Madlibs headlines will get out of control. They will get out of control and we'll be lucky to live
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Sat June 27, 2020
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Clever tribe of marauding monkeys hatch epic 'Great Escape' jailbreak from zoo, obviously after being taunted too much (possible nsfw content on page)
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Fri June 26, 2020
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
A new study examines recursive thinking. And you thought they quit teaching penmanship in grade school
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Wed June 24, 2020
(Interesting Engineering)
 
 
 
Having no other things to work on, scientists create bigger, better, stronger...monkey brains
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(Interesting Engineering)
 
 
 
Having no other things to work on, scientists create bigger, better, stronger...monkey brains
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
This is what happens when you stop feeding the monkeys
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Tue June 16, 2020
(Laughing Squid)
 
 
 
Old and busted: goat yoga. New squeeness: baby monkey goat gymnastics
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Fri June 12, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass baby boom going on at Palestinian zoo after humans stop coming around due to coronavirus
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Tue June 09, 2020
(UPI)
 
 
 
The Uncanny Valley Effect isn't about your Mom, but the monkeys might think that
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Sat June 06, 2020
(WHDH Boston)
 
 
 
Fark Ready Headline: Drunken Attleboro man broke into zoo because he wanted to 'look at the monkeys'
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Tue June 02, 2020
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Tribe of taunted marauding monkeys shows stupid humans how to act by observing perfect social distancing in these coronavirus times (possible nsfw content on page)
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Thu May 28, 2020
(The Conversation)
 
 
 
Why bats are jerks
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Wed May 27, 2020
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Soooooooo, keep them separated?
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Thu May 21, 2020
(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Ok, who started playing Jumanji?
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Wed May 20, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
What big ugly-ass eyes you have
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Mon May 18, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Baby orangutans: that is all
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Fri May 15, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
Weeners
 
Vaccine is preventing macaque from getting Covid
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Thu May 14, 2020
(Stat News)
 
 
 
Gilead has another antiviral, GS-441524, which remdesivir actually is metabolized to once it's injected into the body. It's easier to synthesize, and has worked well in animal studies. Unfortunately for humanity, its 2009 patent is 8 years older
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Thu May 07, 2020
(New Delhi TV)
 
 
 
Monkey breaks into ATM in Delhi and trashes it. Probably because they refused to serve him pastrami on rye
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Wed May 06, 2020
(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
What do gorillas do when they think no one is watching ? They fart and sing, mostly they fart
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Thu April 30, 2020
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Robo-Gorilla is watching other gorillas as they sing and fart (possible nsfw content on page)
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Mon April 27, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Oxford University, which was founded by Donald Trump in 1096, and named after a shoe style he also invented, takes the lead in Coronavirus vaccination trials
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(Providence Journal)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass endangered golden lion tamarin enjoys fingering her tiny Angus
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Fri April 24, 2020
(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
Snesus on rhesus supports researcher's thesis
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Wed April 22, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
I have no idea what you're talking about so here's a monkey flying a kite in India while the country is locked down
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