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headlines found matching 'Primate'
Thu May 19, 2022
(Max Planck)
 
 
 
Scientists discover that Chimpanzee vocalizations are far more complex and structured than previously thought. Tarzan nods knowingly
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Mon May 16, 2022
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"Hobbit-like" humans may not be extinct, a fact that Danny DeVito, aka "the barnacle", is thankful for
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Sat May 14, 2022
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Oddsmakers failed to set a line on how long the Kentucky Derby would be a feel-good story
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Tue May 10, 2022
(WCPO Cincinnati)
 
 
 
It's like when you share your dinner with Fido, but with meth. And if Fido were a companion monkey
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Thu May 05, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Looks like someone has been up to some 'Human Business' as a hybrid 'mystery monkey' has been spotted in Borneo
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Tue April 26, 2022
(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Study finds increase in primate ecotourism is having negative effects on proboscis monkeys' behavior. No matter how slowly you motorboat, they'll exhibit self-scratching, increased levels of aggression, and reduced feeding
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Thu April 21, 2022
(UPI)
 
 
 
Don't let Matt Reeves see this or he'll call Robert Pattinson and make a sequel
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Don't let Matt Reeves see this or he'll call Robert Pattinson and make a sequel
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Tue April 05, 2022
(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Amazon wants the Chiefs to open on Thursday night. Not the jungle with the primates, but the corporation with the Prime, mates
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Mon April 04, 2022
(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Not news: Farkers are often monkeys. Evolving news story: and vice versa
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Sat April 02, 2022
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
The "drunken monkey" hypothesis. It's not about the politics tab
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Thu March 31, 2022
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
No one knows what it's like / To be the bad man / To be the sad man
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Wed March 30, 2022
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Think wild monkeys are cute and entertaining, do you? Fort Lauderdale-Hollywood International Airport has colony of vervet monkeys for your viewing pleasure
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Tue March 29, 2022
(Sad and Useless)
 
 
 
Let's give the cat a hand - hell, make it two. It's not like he'll use them for rude gestures or nefarious purposes
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Thu March 24, 2022
(Ring tale)
 
 
 
Three ounces of ugly-ass born in New Jersey
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Tue March 22, 2022
(Metro)
 
 
 
The great Apes, apparently, develop their own languages by group, sounds that are not a fixed repertoire of instinctive, automated calls. The Kingsmen not available for comment
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Wed March 09, 2022
(MSN)
 
Video
 
"I'm a train doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo. I'm a train doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo. I'm a train doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo. I'm a train doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo"
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Thu March 03, 2022
(SFist)
 
 
 
Good news everybody, at least those of you who don't want children: Covid may cause infertility. Bad news: It may also cause erectile dysfunction
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Mon February 21, 2022
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Hello, my name is Bingo the Monkey and I'm an alcoholic. Hi, Bingo
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Tue February 08, 2022
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
If your monkeys don't Get It On in the mating season, just call in a Marvin Gaye impersonator for the ultimate Sexual Healing
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Mon February 07, 2022
(KTAR Phoenix)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass pileated gibbon looks like it's ready to implore Quaid to start the reactor before Venusville's air supply runs out
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Thu February 03, 2022
(Vice)
 
 
 
Depending on what you mean by 'understand', some humans don't even understand
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Extraordinarily tiny monkey is so small, she can play handball on the curb, she can surf on a popsicle stick, and when she does marijuana, she can't get high
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Wed February 02, 2022
(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
If you are tired of those monkey flipping monkeys on monkey flipping planes, here's some good news for you
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Thu January 27, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Ozzie, the world's oldest male gorilla, passes away at age 61. His last words were said to be "I'll see you on the other side"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Ozzie, the world's oldest male gorilla, passes away at age 61. His last words were said to be "I'll see you on the other side"
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Tue January 25, 2022
(PA Homepage)
 
 
 
Anyone who touched macaque better see a doctor
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Mon January 24, 2022
(Aeon.co)
 
 
 
Professor of philosophy:"If you care about animals, you should eat them"
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