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Thu October 15, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Americans torn between taking a vacation and living
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Wed October 14, 2020
(UPI)
 
 
 
Studies suggest that those of us with A, B or AB blood have a higher risk of contracting COVID-19 than other people. No, that's not a type O
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Research on a Japanese supercomputer shows humidity affects the spread of the virus. Let's just say Arizona's looking even less attractive, if that's possible
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Tue October 13, 2020
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
"People don't die of Coronavirus anymore". Wow, that's good news
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Democrats versus the Contagious ACB and her 7 kids. How many Republican Senators have tested positive since coming in contact with Mike Lee yesterday? This is your ACB Hearing Day 2 Thread. Live at 9:00 am EDT
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Sun October 11, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
COVID-19 now deemed to be Trump-free
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Fri October 09, 2020
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Thousands of minks dead after catching the coronavirus. Looks like the fur industry will have to switch to warthog
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Thu October 08, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
For all it's Western technology and Democracy and Capitalism, the US is doing badly with Covid-19. Let's see how the entire continent of Africa is doing. Oh ... oh my
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Regeneron applies for FDA EUA ASAP. SMH
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Tue October 06, 2020
(Axios)
 
 
 
The White House's response to Covid-19 can best be described as reckless. At worst, homicidal
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Florida State head coach has COVID-19. No, not that one, the retired one
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Mon October 05, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
CDC demurely decides that, why yes, covid is transmissible through the air. Who could have thunk it?
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Fri October 02, 2020
(WKYC Cleveland)
 
 
 
Rock on Cleveland
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Sometimes an opinion piece misses it by just a few hours
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Trump's COVID Risk Factors Make Him Vulnerable, fat
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
I'll take "things that didn't need to be farking studied" for $1000, Alex
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Carnival cruises to cancellation
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Wed September 30, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
♫ ♬ A spoonful of sugar has the same efficacy as hydroxychloroquine...♫ ♬
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Tue September 29, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Korean study shows 90% of covid-19 survivors experience long term side effects
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Sat September 26, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
After Gov. Ron DeSantis (R-abid) reopens bars and closes any barriers to COVID spreading, Florida responds with 107 deaths
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(Patch)
 
 
 
2020 just won't let up: brain-eating amoeba found in Texas water supply. Live to the south-southwest of Houston? Authorities recommend you don't shower
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Fri September 25, 2020
(Axios)
 
 
 
DeSantis says fark it, let everything open back up. Subby would use the Facepalm tag but it's off somewhere slathering itself in hand sanitizer
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Thu September 24, 2020
(Centers for Disease Control)
 
 
 
Hey gang, hoping someone out there has a link to solid data on 2019 vs 2020 monthly/weekly morbidity. I'm in an battle with a guy I need to convince covid is real. This seems like the best way of showing it is. Since everything else is "tainted"
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Wed September 23, 2020
(C|Net)
 
 
 
The CDC would like to let you know that your Halloween costume mask does not serve as a replacement for a face mask
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Vietnamese officials raid used condom factory
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Kayleigh McEnany says, I'm a spokesperson for a moron. What do you want me to say?
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Sun September 20, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
The good news: Moderna to produce 20 million doses of COVID-19 vaccine candidate by year end. The bad news: there are 328.2 million people in the U.S. ...and guess who gets to decide who gets the first shots?
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Sat September 19, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Johnson & Johnson gets charges & charges
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Fri September 18, 2020
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
A lab leak in China has infected thousands with a bacterial disease and you will soon hear on social media all about how this is a new wave of covid being released by secret Chinese TikTokkers to mask your freedoms
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Thu September 17, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
If you have Eastern Equine Encephalitis (EEE) on you 2020 Disaster Bingo card, please mark it now
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Headline: "New York charges Johnson & Johnson with insurance fraud over opioid claims." Story: "The New Brunswick, New Jersey-based company was charged with violating two New York insurance laws, with civil penalties of up to $5,000 per violation"
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Oh my, look at all the Communists. They must be Communists, because they are defying the rules of the PRIVATE PROPERTY OWNERS, whose property they are on
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Mon September 14, 2020
(Axios)
 
 
 
CDC warns that children are the silent killer
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Sat September 12, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Fauci: US won't get coronavirus under control until late into 2021, if there's an effective vaccine. Left unsaid: under President Biden
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Thu September 10, 2020
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Even 35% of Republicans are afraid Trump will put pressure on the FDA to approve a Corona vaccine without proper studies on its effectiveness
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Wed September 09, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
SD governor defends Sturgis goers: "they were exercising their freedoms." People with common sense: "what about the people who will now be inadvertently infected and get hospital bills and maybe die. What about their freedoms?"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Amy Schumer is really ticked off
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Tue September 08, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Today's headline that would have made absolutely no sense 10 years ago: "An influencer who traveled to Rwanda to work with gorillas says she was locked up for 4 days after a false-positive COVID test"
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Fri September 04, 2020
(UPI)
 
 
 
Study finds seniors and teens are more likely to drive vehicles that lack important safety features - such as having a competent person behind the wheel
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
At least 400,000 by January. As many as 600,000 if we reopen too quickly. So, probably 600,000
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Tue September 01, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
COVID-19 leaves a large percentage of people it infects with "long-term damage in part be due to vascular damage" as doctors "confront something we just don't know enough about." Meanwhile, schools, colleges, and athletes offer themselves up for real-time research
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Mon August 31, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Nestle buys peanut allergy treatment maker for $2bil. "Known for its KitKat chocolate bars and Nescafe instant coffee, Nestle set up Nestle Health Science in 2011 to open up a new area of business between food and pharma"
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Thu August 27, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
CDC director: My agency said WHAT about testing earlier this week? Jesus, somebody must have been drunk or high or something, sorry. Just ignore that BS, and pretend we never said anything
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
New York Governor Cuomo (D) announces state will no longer follow COVID-19 testing guidance from the Centers for Disease Control on news that they are now more like the Centers for Trump Reelection Control
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Wed August 26, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
I was under Anesthesia during the last 4-years, all good right?
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Sat August 22, 2020
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Only three weddings to go for a sequel
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Fri August 21, 2020
(WCPO Cincinnati)
 
 
 
What's next in 2020? How about jumping earthworms?
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(UPI)
 
 
 
95% of alcoholics/Fark users are in complete denial
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Mon August 17, 2020
(New Scientist)
 
 
 
"Fast food consumption is on the rise among US children and adolescents." What's next, kids not going to school?
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Sharon Stone blames 'one of you non-mask wearers' for her sister getting Covid
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Sun August 16, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump: CDC teams on standby, ready to deploy to schools across the nation. CDC: What??
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Fri August 14, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Head of the CDC warns the US must brace for "the worst fall EVER" in terms of public health if Americans don't start following coronavirus guidelines. So basically we're screwed
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
Three months. You get three months Get-Out-Of-COVID-Free immunity once you've had it. So party on, go to concerts, attend a sportsball game, go nuts. For three months
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Mon August 10, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Dollar tree to feature more masks, less red hats
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Sat August 08, 2020
(Drugs.com)
 
 
 
100+ patients in study were cured of gonorrhea with a single cheap pill. Golf clap? Golf clap
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Fri August 07, 2020
(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Woman says she's been battling severe COVID-19 symptoms for 131 days
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Thu August 06, 2020
(US Department of Education)
 
 
 
The US Department of Education on Coronavirus - Good luck, we're all counting on you
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Okay, people...last time: DON'T DRINK THE HAND SANITIZER
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Betsy DeVos and Mike Pence made the news last week visiting a private school in N. Carolina and applauding their opening. Now 4th graders get a pop up 2 week vacation. Go ahead and guess why
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Wed August 05, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
The stupid, it burns like a fever and dry cough. Or a cherry from a cigarette
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Sun August 02, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Fringe science group urges schools to reopen despite pandemic
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Sat August 01, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Who had 182,000 by late August in the pool?
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Fri July 31, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Remember all those news stories about people buying chickens during the quarantine? Well something's coming home to roost
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
When asked if he could assure parents that children would be safe at re-opened schools Trump revealed the fruits of his recent explorations of Schopenhauer, Kierkegaard, and Nietzsche by responding "Can you assure anybody of anything?"
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Wed July 29, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Norwegian Cruise Lines to remain drydocked through the end of October
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