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Wed November 25, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
On Wednesday Trump will hold an emergency meeting with Congress to help deliver a Covid-19 economic relief package to Americans. Just kidding. He's joining Rudy Giuliani in Gettysburg, PA, to hold a press conference about "election fraud"
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
White House reporter on Trump's 64-second press conference: "Well, that was weird as sh*t,"
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Tue November 24, 2020
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Robin Lopez, during his introductory press conference with the Wizards, ranks his favorite Wizards. Magical, not the basketball ones
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Sun November 22, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The lawyer we had on stage at our press conference has nothing to do with us. She was just in the process of getting us coffee
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Wed November 18, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Meanwhile, in Wisconsin, State Assembly Speaker Robin Vos (R-Wensleydale) held a press conference to announce "new legislative plans". He did, in fact, have no plans at all
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Tue November 17, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
What's even crazier than Giuliani holding a press conference at a landscaping company challenging Trump's defeat? Trump (well someone is, I doubt it's Donnie) is paying him $20,000 a day to do it. Very nice
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Sri Lankan former minister bites raw fish at press conference to encourage slumping sales during pandemic
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(Indy100)
 
 
 
Somebody Photoshopped a LEGO version of the Giuliani Four Seasons Total Landscaping press conference
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Thu November 12, 2020
(Politifact)
 
 
 
Matt needs to be Schlapped for claiming at a press conference that 9,000 people illegally voted in Nevada, as it's completely and utterly untrue
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Mon November 09, 2020
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Basically all these election lawsuits and press conferences are just Donald Trump's off ramp to a safe place
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The first guy Rudy called up at his "Four Seasons" press conference to make a claim of vote counting fraud is a registered sex offender. Because of course he is
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Mon October 26, 2020
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
NASA to announce huge "exciting new discovery" about the moon, will be revealed during a press conference at 12pm ET
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Fri October 23, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Milwaukee Bucks name Josh Oppenheimer assistant coach. At the press conference, Oppenheimer said "now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds"
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Wed October 21, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
What in fresh hell is this? FBI to hold a press conference at 7:30 p.m. ET to discuss "election security issue"
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Mon October 19, 2020
(247 Sports)
 
 
 
Mike Leach is finding out the hard way that gimmicky offenses, and wacky press conferences about pirates will only get you three straight losses in the SEC
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Sat October 10, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
The Murder Hornets are primed and ready to murder
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Tue October 06, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Ask me to wear a mask indoors? That's a murderin'
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(The Week)
 
 
 
What Trump's doctor really said about his Covid condition without saying it
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Mon October 05, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump is the most healthy president ever to walk the face of the planet. Covid-19 came up to him with tears in his eyes and said, "Sir, I never saw a more beautiful immune system than yours." It's your 3 p.m. Trump rona press conference update
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(AM New York)
 
 
 
Maybe it should have been called a 'pierplane', AMIRITE?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The Trump administration ordered the CDC to change its report on pediatric Coronavirus
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Turns out one of the side effects of dexamethasone is business as usual for Trump
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(AlterNet)
 
 
 
Even Trump aides are calling the Barrett announcement the "Rose Garden Massacre"
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Sun October 04, 2020
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Will Trump be miraculously healed? Or is he heading towards the light? Doctors hold a press conference (sometime today)
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Fri October 02, 2020
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Police claim no drugs were found in Breonna Taylor's apartment, not because there weren't any drugs but because they didn't end up searching it, so there is no proof she wasn't selling drugs
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Thu October 01, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Heee's baaacckk. Well, actually, he never left, but still. BTW: Same old same old. God, this is looking more and more like a Stephen King novel
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
It turns out that even Trump fans are tired of being called suckers and losers. What about dips**ts and morons?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
US states decide 'If we're going to have a second wave, let's at least make some money and be hammered for it'
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(CBS Dallas/Ft. Worth)
 
 
 
Black college cheerleader introduced to latest prank craze "swatting," where white teammates call cops, report person with weapon making threats in dorm room. Texas: Where guns blaze
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Wed September 30, 2020
(WDRB Louisville)
 
 
 
So looks like the real reason the grand jury never went for murder charges against the cops who killed Breonna Taylor is because the attorney general never put it up as an option
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The House votes 397-5 to pass a resolution affirming the peaceful transfer of power. Who the fark would vote AGAINST that? Why, Matt Gaetz, Louie Gohmert, Clay Higgins, Steve King, and Thomas Massie, of course
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Tue September 29, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
US Attorney: Barr is f*cking America up. Don't blame the DOJ, we're trying to fight back as best we can
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Looks like someone might be in a Wohl lot of trouble
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Michael "I TOLD you he was a crook" Cohen says that after the release of his tax returns Trump is terrified he's going to jail and you can tell by his "dazed and confused" body language at Sunday's press conference. All right, All right, All Right
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Trump just lost the game
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Mon September 28, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The latest right-wing craze to own the libs: Wear a large brown penis and balls on your mask and shove it in people's faces. Includes a bonus pic of walking advertisement for dental hygiene (NSFW)
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Sun September 27, 2020
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Did your football team lose today? Don't worry. A bigger loser is holding a press conference at 5 PM ET, or thereabouts
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(Esquire)
 
 
 
Dan Rather is old as dirt and out of farks to give
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Sat September 26, 2020
(UFC)
 
 
 
Saturday Night MMA: UFC 253 with two title fights. Israel Adesanya vs Paulo Costa at middleweight, and Dominick Reyes vs Jan Blachowicz at light heavyweight. Fight Pass prelims at 7 PM ET, ESPN2 prelims at 8 PM, and PPV main card at 10 PM
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Louisville police officer suspended for insulting protesters instead of shooting them
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
In other news, the gene for self-righteous douchebaggery has been found
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Fri September 25, 2020
(McSweeney's)
 
 
 
"Police officer [Northern European last name]" was acquitted "for the death of [Person of Color], who was killed while they were doing [thing people do on a daily basis] at [place most people wouldn't expect to get killed at]"
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
In case you wondered where your racist boomer uncle got all those talking points he kept yelling at clouds
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Law professor to KY AG, you know a claim of self defense doesn't mean you can just kill anyone in the general vicinity, right?
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Thu September 24, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Footage of Trump leaving press conference to take "emergency call" to the left. Speculation about the nature of the call to the right
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Wed September 23, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Trump tells reporters he has no intention of conceding the election
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(Twitter Donald Trump)
 
 
 
Press conference today at 6. Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain. The economy, jobs and the vaccine are doing great, the checks are in the mail and I'll respect you in the morning
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Costco cuts the cheese
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Mon September 21, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Meet the candidate with connections to pedophiles. NOT THAT ONE
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Sun September 20, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Fourteen new mummies unearthed near Saqqara, Egypt. Subby speaks for all of us when he says, with the way 2020 has gone, to PUT THEM BACK
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Fri September 18, 2020
(Los Angeles Magazine)
 
 
 
Not News: LA Sherriff's Department lies about arrest of reporter. News: Inspector General says so
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
While visiting Eastern Washington, which produces more apples than the rest of the country put together, Governor Inslee gave them a gift of... apples. Before you start mocking him. that isn't all he brought. He included a surprise
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Thu September 17, 2020
(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
Fannie Lou Hamer, the Black woman who changed the South
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Wed September 16, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
If you had Rhondda Cynon Taff on your list of the next Welsh county to go on Covid lockdown, congrhatullatyons
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
TL;DR: Huawei's about as crooked as a Trump "enterprise"
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
The great negotiator blinks again, eh
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Tue September 15, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Of a viral list of ten "accomplishments" for President Trump, only three have any basis in reality; the rest are a melange of anti-vax and QAnon conspiracy talking points. And of those three, none actually "accomplished" anything
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Pelosi announces that House will remain in session until January
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
All the reasons today could be the most embarrassing defeat in L.A. Clippers history
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Mon September 14, 2020
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Has Trump finally turned presidential? He says suspect in L.A. sheriff's department should be put to death, if victims die. Seems like only yesterday he was demanding the death penalty for the Central Park Five for non-fatal assault they didn't do
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
In case of disputed election results, "Joe Biden can call a press conference; Donald Trump could call on the 82nd Airborne"
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
It's 2020 and the Royal Astronomical Society is holding a surprise live press conference about an alleged "big discovery" found on Venus starting at 11am ET
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Sat September 12, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Los Angeles sheriff's deputies in full riot gear attempt to intimidate an ongoing press conference
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Fri September 11, 2020
(Minn Post)
 
 
 
The armed militia that went to Kenosha (definitely not the good guys in this story) have reported police told them they deliberately planned to herd the protesters towards the militia and then just leave them to it. Serving and protecting
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Thu September 10, 2020
(McSweeney's)
 
 
 
And this is only the FIRST 889 atrocities Trump has comitted
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Who would have thought that Trump's coronavirus lies would have such staggering consequences for America
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Citi names Jane Fraser as first woman to head up a major US bank. Lilith inconsolable, plots revenge
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Wed September 09, 2020
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Voting: so nice, we'll do it twice
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Tue September 08, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
White House reporter declines to be infected by Typhoid Trump during press conference
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Fri September 04, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Gullible Louisiana hicks fall for satirical announcement of upcoming protest by card-carrying members of Antifa. Embarrassed mayor tries to sue "organizer" to recover funds wasted on police response. Hilarity to ensue
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
Most states spending their CARES Act funds on necessary things like tests and PPE. Missouri's governor spends it on a no-bid contract for an out-of-state consulting firm to do the job he's too damn lazy to do
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Thu September 03, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
"Keep it up and I will turn this university around and NO ONE will get to be on campus this fall"
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(Iowa Public Radio)
 
 
 
Captain Obvious reverses course at Iowa State, will not allow 25,000 season-ticket holders to attend the first home game
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Brazil's soccer federation announces equal pay for men's and women's national soccer team players. USSF: "Wait, we can pay men and women the same?"
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Wed September 02, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Governor Hogan decides to give stupid a try
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Tue September 01, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Is a little peace and quiet too much to ask?
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(WDRB Louisville)
 
 
 
Breonna Taylor's boyfriend sues Louisville for arresting, jailing, and indicting him after Taylor's death, noting KY's Stand Your Ground law should have made him immune from all three. He apparently failed to notice the "unless you're black" clause
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Help me, violence and chaos, you're my only hope
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Mon August 31, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The real-life hero of the "Hotel Rwanda" has been arrested, and not just for a late check-out and a couple of missing towels
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Uh oh. Michael Rapaport is mad. You don't want to make Rapaport mad
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Hungry for goulash? Too bad
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Sat August 29, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Turns out the novel coronavirus is quite sophisticated as it clearly prefers to hang out on college campuses instead of biker bars
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Fri August 28, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
The former Ted Cruz aide and One America News Network corespondent that Trump installed at the FDA's top spokeswoman has been fired by the FDA Commissioner after exactly 1 Scaramucci on the job
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Paralyzed Jacob Blake is handcuffed to his hospital bed
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Thu August 27, 2020
(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
You're not going to believe this but Kenosha shooter Kyle Rittenhouse absolutely loved Trump and has pictures of himself at his rallies to prove it
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Wed August 26, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
In late February, as the administrations response to the Coronavirus was descending inter utter chaos, Mike Pence leapt into the driver's seat....and slammed the brakes, grinding what little we WERE doing to protect ourselves to a complete halt
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Ex-OAN reporter gets cushy-tushy FDA job thanks to Trump
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Tue August 25, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Yeah, this should help
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Mon August 24, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Israel delays budget again to hold off yet another snap election
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
DeEnemy of DeSantis has denew target: deschools, and descience is with her
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(EuroNews)
 
 
 
German doctors confirm that Navalny was poisoned. Putin chuckles sovietly
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Roger Goodell's mea culpa about Colin Kaepernick is a convenient lie
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Sat August 22, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Article asks "now that Senate Russia report proves Trump collusion was very real, will voters care?" That's not the real question because we already know the majority of Americans cares. The real question is will the (Senate) Republicans care?
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(The Nation)
 
 
 
3,000 pages of e-mails reveal Department of Education and MRA groups working together to rewrite regulations on campus rape. What could possibly go wrong?
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Fri August 21, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
How large are the fires in California? One Rhode island
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Wed August 19, 2020
(Pensacola News Journal)
 
 
 
Family installs security system, finds next door neighbor nudist creeping around yard, chatting with 7-year-old daughter through bedroom window. Police: "If [Dad] would have come out and stomped him into a mud puddle, yeah, we would've been fine with that"
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Mon August 17, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Schumer: McConnell must bring the Senate back early if the House passes the Postal Service bill. McConnell: LOL
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Fri August 14, 2020
(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
AG Bill Barr: Watch out for a significant Durham drop today. You know like a major turd
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Oh, no. Susan Collins is concerned about delays in the Post Office. If they don't improve soon, she may even become disappointed. Then they'll really be in for it
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Thu August 13, 2020
(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Michigan's key Covid-19 statistic was wrong. Who's to blame? You guessed it, Idaho
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
At long last. At. Long. Farking. Last. A reporter just goes into IDGAF Mode and calls Trump a liar to his face during a press conference
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
DeSantis compares the mission to kill bin Laden to his mission to kill school kids
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Pelosi lays down the $2 trillion hammer
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Those bloody chunks of Trump she left strewn about the floor yesterday during her first official press conference as Biden's running mate are all the explanation you need as to why Biden chose Kamala
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(The Nation)
 
 
 
No, because you can't use the Lasso of Truth on a virus
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Wed August 12, 2020
(The Bulwark)
 
 
 
Team Trump having trouble figuring out how to attack VP pick Kamala Harris. Apparently calling her an off-color olive cop is not doing it
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Tue August 11, 2020
(YouTube)
 
 
 
This thread's going to be redlit. We have 15 posts right now, but it's going to go down to zero. One day, it's like a miracle, it will disappear. White House Press Conference, 5:30pm ET. It is what it is
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Mon August 10, 2020
(South Jersey Courier-Post)
 
 
 
Today's entry in the NJ Knucklehead Hall of Fame: a 250-person pool party, no masks, no social distancing
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"The irony was delicious. There's Biden briskly riding a bicycle while Trump is at his private country club, where the only exercise he seems to get is getting in and out of his golf cart. Yet Trump is calling Biden "Sleepy"
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Sun August 09, 2020
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
CNN has used yesterday's events to determine that all we need to do to get Trump to run away is present him with facts
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
As schools across the country begin to open, word comes that nearly 100,000 kids in the U.S. tested positive for COVID-19 in just the last two weeks of July. Not even sure which GIF to use for this story
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Sat August 08, 2020
(Charleston Post and Courier)
 
 
 
County employee suspended for putting garage door opener in his vehicle
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Fri August 07, 2020
(Heavy)
 
 
 
A man can dream, can't he? A man can dream
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Even Trump's most ardent detractors must admit that in two things he is unsurpassed: Denying objective reality and failing upwards
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Wed August 05, 2020
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Michigan Governor Gretchen Whitmer has a new executive directive declaring Racism a public health crisis "The pandemic has confirmed and highlighted the deadly nature of these pre-existing inequalities caused by systemic racism"
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
So, remember that whole Jacob Wohl-USAID press-conference thing? It's going about as well as you thought it would
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Tue August 04, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Upon reading the headline, every FARK veteran of the press conference threads simultaneously went "DUH"
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Hey, Elon, is your refrigerator running?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
It's not Hygge it's samfundssind
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(The News International)
 
 
 
Forecast in Germany is for partly COVID cloudy with a possibility of light death clearing up by 2021
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Mon August 03, 2020
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Louie Gohmert and Trump roasted for their their fragile maskulinity; "Nobody should be berated for wearing a mask unless of course, it's hanging below their chin which is a bit like putting a diaper around baby's ankles"
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
The Japanese owner of 7-11 to purchase the entire Speedway chain. Job market for stoners, pedophiles, and photophobes remains steady
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