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| Tue January 24, 2023 |
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Trump drops a second lawsuit against Letitia James to save another $1 million in fines. What a cheapskate
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Just look through your window, look who sits outside. Little me is waiting, standing through the night. When you'll walk out through your door I'll wave my flag and shout "It's the 7pm ET MSNBC thread"
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Damn. There go my vacation plans
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James Comer has one skill, and one skill only: He can connect Hunter Biden to anything
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I get the sense that Pence will be on defense for an immense offense at our expense. Hence, the suspense is intense
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Is it EVERYTHING? Subby's guessing it's EVERYTHING
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One of the major problems in resolving the debt ceiling crisis is that, despite their rabid, spittle-laced opposition to raising the debt ceiling, many Republicans don't actually have any idea what it is
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Mike Pence, come on down. You're the next contestant on "Whose Home Was Found to Contain Classified Documents Now?" *crowd boos*
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Due to a lot of embarrassment and tears, Lucy takes her football and goes home
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| Mon January 23, 2023 |
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SCIF, Schmif Just drop 'em in a mailbox. But, don't forget to write 'amnesty' on the outside so the USPS workers with all their TS/SCI clearances know to handle with care
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So that's what it's like in that family
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President Joe Biden orders flags to half-staff across America as "mark of respect" for Monterey Park massacre victims, never to return to full-staff in foreseeable future
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Tennessee will be rejecting federal HIV/AIDS funding due to stigginit
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Gym Jordan targets "weaponization of government" by Democrats by weaponizing the government against Democrats. Creepy, Dumbass, Facepalm tags all apply, so picked the one in the middle
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Ronna McDaniel becomes the latest Republican to learn the lesson the hard way that Trump's vaunted "loyalty" goes one way and one way only
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Mike Pence is "courting" controversial pastors. NTTAWWT, but don't tell Mother
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Trump wants to ditch his current partner and go back to his old flame
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Biden last week simply said the fuss about six-year-old classified documents found in his home and a former private office is a big dud: "I think you're going to find there's nothing there." WRONG An assault on the truth is taking place
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Fox News' entire legal defense in the $1.6 billion Dominion Voting Systems lawsuit is basically that their anchors were only repeating things other people were saying. Without, you know, actually researching them. Like one would expect "news" to do
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On this day in history, in 1941, Charles Lindbergh urged Congress to negotiate a neutrality pact with Hitler, proving that the ability to fly long distances solo does not qualify one in international politics
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The Supreme Court now has a case in front of it that could allow it to end elections as we currently know them. I'm sure they'll do the right thing, though, no worries
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Can the MBGA movement be stopped?
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| Fri January 20, 2023 |
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Here I am again in this mean old town and you're so far away from me. And where are you when the sun go down? You're so far away from me in this FHF MSNBC thread at 7pm ET
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Biden: No ragrets
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GOP Candidates, lobbyists and advocacy groups form 2017-2021: We're not spending millions to hold our events at the Trump hotel to bribe the president, it's just that it's location is SO CONVENIENT. Now that it's a Waldorf Astoria: *tumbleweeds*
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Crazies in charge of investigating Biden
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Jackass in the Box
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Dark money group trying to pack the judiciary with RWNJs nopes out of existence when reporters start asking questions about it, and its $5M purchase of Kellyanne Conway's worthless consulting business in 2017, while she was advising Trump on judges
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Every Jan 20th, thousands of anti-abortion activists have descended on DC for "The March for Life" demanding the repeal of Roe v.Wade. Now that it's repealed? Yep. Marching anyway. Hey gotta keep the outrage stoked and the donations flowing right?
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"Under no circumstances should Republicans vote to cut a single penny from Medicare or Social Security," says... wait, that can't be right
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House GOP concerned Santos might be a Democrat
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Because you never negotiate with terrorists
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Of all the opinions written that were utterly devoid of reality, this one is the devoidest
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Michigan Republican Party Trumped around and found out
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Unimpressed by his defense involving invisible evidence, court tells Scowly-Face Peter Navarro he's going to trial this month
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With that level of fire. TFG has no hair left, also lighter $1 million dollars
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AOC announces plans to continue living rent-free in the tiny, tiny minds of the GQP
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| Tue January 17, 2023 |
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Dolan announces run for Senate in 2024. Gooby, Bogs Binny, Spoderman unavailable for comment
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NPR to the New York Times Pitchbot: Hold our artisanal tote bag
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According to Fox News, the reason there was no visitor log for Joe Biden's house is because he lives in a crack den with drug addicts and drug dealers coming and going at all times of day and night
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Reasons why Ron DeSantis won't run for president, also reasons why he shouldn't
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Florida Republican Congressman to Qevin: 'You f***ed me.' Wait, Qevin can't be trusted? Who could have seen that coming?
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US DOJ: we may investigate the Michigan fake electors. Michigan AG: We are investigating the Michigan fake electors. Michigan real electors: Screw that, it's FAFO time, biatches
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President Baldrick had a cunning plan to deal with North Korea: He was going to nuke it, but, and this is the cunning part, after the bombs went off, he was going to put his finger on his nose and say "not it" So the US couldn't be blamed
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God Emperor Donnieboy goes off on evangelical leaders for forgetting that he is the Second Coming of Christ
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New poll says Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis beats Biden in 2024 matchup -- but Trump doesn't ...which is somewhat good. Maybe. Nope, still not good
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Not only a pathological liar but delusional as well
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| Tue January 10, 2023 |
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"Taxation is theft" says Air Force veteran and congresswoman who is evidently unaware of who has paid her salary her entire life
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This is all very routine, everyone can expect this kind of treatment from the courts
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The two-year-long celebration of Festivus in the Republican controlled House officially begins
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Well, now we know what Qevin paid for George Santos' vote: House Rules package guts the Office of Congressional Ethics by removing all Democratic members and forbidding the office, which currently has just one investigator, from hiring new staff
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It's that time of year to start planning for a Government shutdown, possibly by August
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Apparently God didn't help Mike Pence's book sales
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US House passes repeal of IRS funding 221-210 in its first legislative vote. Stupid, more to come, yes
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In Alaska, hunters in helicopters shoot wolves. In New Mexico, hunters in helicopters shoot cows
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Twitter is basically a right wing ghetto now
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| Thu January 05, 2023 |
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Remember when the House governed with unprecedented unity? Betteridge Farm remembers
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And lo, the 10th Seal was opened, and it went nowhere but the MSNBC discussion thread at 7:00 pm ET
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Adam Kinzinger (R-etired?) doesn't stay unemployed for long, joins CNN as paid contributor
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For the first time in 234 years, the Senate has a female President Pro Tempore. "It sounds funny, doesn't it? I'm the first? I mean, what happened for so many years?"
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Mexican authorities nab el chipo off el chapo
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And eight, eight, I forget was eight was for
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Biden to SCOTUS: "Listen up you Jesus freaks. I'm going to help these average Americans with their student loan debt because they deserve a hand after 40 years of policies that helped everyone but them. That's a fact, Jack"
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In what might be the greatest possible troll of election deniers, Pennsylvania's new Governor appoints Al Schmidt Secretary of State
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Buried lede in Gen. Mark Milley's J6 Committee transcripts: TFG wanted to retroactively court-martial any retired military officers who criticized him in op-eds
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Traditionally, the 3rd in succession to POTUS, the president pro tempore of the Senate (now 2nd without House Speaker), would go to the "longest-serving member of the majority party." Which, would have been Feinstein, but, buried lede, she declined
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The Democrats have never been in disarray
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McCarthy has utterly caved to all of the GQP extremists' demands. They're still not gonna vote for you, Qevin
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The GQP doesn't like it when you refer to its never-Kevin clown car as the "Taliban 19." So, you know, stop doing that
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Finally, "GOP in disarray"
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| Fri December 30, 2022 |
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The biggest political winners and losers of the year
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2022's "Red Wave" was so strong that in Michigan, Democrats control all statewide offices and both houses of the state legislature for the first time in 44 years
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The GQP will have a much louder voice on climate change issues once it takes over the House. So get ready for all that LALALALALA I CAN'T HEAR YOU to really shift into high gear
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"(Ginni) Thomas' interview with the January 6 Select Committee's 845-page final report revealed, during questioning by the January 6 Select Committee, that her knowledge "wasn't very deep" when she bought into Trump's Big Lie"
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It's the end of the year, and you know what that means: IT'S PARDONIN' TIME
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Ginni Thomas testified under oath that she and Clarence never discuss pending cases at home. No mention of whether they discuss pending cases in the car, or in a Burger King bathroom, for example
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It's 2023 soon. This is bad news...for Joe Biden
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'This Will Be The End Of MAGA,' Says Increasingly Nervous Nation For Seventh Time This Year
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Former Trumper who got a job at The View calls out Trumper who got Fox News job
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GOP prepares to drain Arizona's Lake Eerie
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What the January 6 Committee's final report missed because they wanted to concentrate on taking down Trump
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Arizona statewide race still won by a Democrat after a recount. No, not that one. No, not that one, either
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| Tue December 27, 2022 |
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Why spend New Years Eve partying, when instead you can read Friday's upcoming release of Trump's tax returns?
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Will TFG try to claim a pocket veto? He's so nuts, who knows?
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Oh, you're so condescending. Your gall is never ending. We don't want anything, not a thing from you. Your life is trite and jaded. Boring and confiscated. If that's your best, your best won't do in the 7pm ET MSNBC thread
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Democrats in dis....Sorry. Biden is kicking ass and the Republicans should be ready to call him Mr President for four more years. Did The Hill get hacked?
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OK, see if you can guess who made Fox News' list of the Top 5 Political losers of 2022. Write down your predictions in order, check the TFA, and report back in the thread. Here's a hint: He's actually on there, but probably not where he should be
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The IRS commissioner who didn't audit Trump and didn't release his tax returns was also making hundreds of thousands of dollars off Trump branded properties. Apparently this is fine
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Good news, everybody. American voters no longer care if you eat kale or arugula. Tan suits and crudite still on the table
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"X Could Mean The End For Trump" says increasingly nervous news media for the seventh time this week
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| Mon December 19, 2022 |
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For the first time ever, the White House has lit a menorah for Hanukkah
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In Court, you may plead Guilty, Not Guilty, or "Your Honour, I blame my Criminal Lawyer"
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Jan 6 Committee refers Qeven McQarthy, Gym Jordan, Scott Perry, and Andy Biggs to the House Ethics Committee
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Trump's hold on the GOP is weakening, says nervous outgoing Republican senator for the seventeenth time
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Trump didn't put the GOP in the crazy room, it's taken decades to get the straight jacket on
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Help Wanted: Men & Women ages 25-55 to play the role of an intrepid political news reporter. Compensation will be making a sad, old man very happy. Ugly women need not apply. NDA required
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Trump earned a few referrals, never passed sophomore English or US Government
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GOP planning January response to treason weasel trial
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It's been an incredible series gripping viewers with shocking plot twists, and now comes the series finale of the January 6th Committee hearings. How will it end? A "St. Elsewhere" ending with I'm Eric shaking a snowglobe? Tune in at 1 p.m. ET
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TFG has a staffer whose job is to ride around course in a golf cart with him, downloading and printing positive press coverage to read to him while he "campaigns"
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Today's Slatesplanation: How to not pick a disastrous president. A quick flowchart: 1) Is he orange? If yes, do not vote
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Voters: Does this mean uh...the popularity of the party is waning? Republican leader: Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no...no, no, not at all. I, I, I just think that the.. uh... Our appeal is becoming more selective
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The Trumpjugend are showing some signs of moving toward a new Führer, despite DeSantisjugend not having quite the same ring to it
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| Wed December 14, 2022 |
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Hey, look, the party of family values is family-valuing super hard again
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Trump sues the Pulitzer board, earning himself the Pulitzer Prize for Idiocy
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Former President Donald Trump is calling GOP House members to help Rep. Kevin McCarthy (R-CA) become Speaker. GOP House members are responding by saying, "I don't know you. Who is this? I'm hanging up the phone. Prank caller, prank caller"
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Gallup Poll: Government remains Americans' top problem, say it sucks more than the high cost of living or inflation
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Reasons why Ron DeSantis hasn't announced that he's running for president yet? One is that he's not legally allowed to run while still serving as the governor of Florida
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AT&T, Amazon, Comcast, Intel among those companies back to funding election deniers
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It's not an image problem if it is who you actually are
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"You think I don't know how farking old I am?"
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| Tue December 13, 2022 |
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Does anyone remember the "Great Tamales Incident" with President Gerald Ford?
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I can't guess what he saw on my face. Some mix of bemusement and shock. For I had just seen a glimpse of an alternate Narrative in which we had visited appalling destruction upon one of the 7pm ET MSNBC threads
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Will Trump's bad polling help send him to prison? (Nothowanyofthisworks.gif)
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Next on the chopping block: birth control
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Donald Trump is entering a previously unthinkable period of peril, the most perilous kind of peril. And after that, the oral sex
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On this day in history, in 2000, Al Gore conceded the Presidential Election, setting up for years of being called 'Sore Loserman' by people who would go suddenly very quiet on that topic in 2020
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GQP wants Trumpism without Trump, Desantis without the kindness
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Dark Brandon invites thousands to the White House to celebrate gay marriage and give a big "FU" to Clarence Thomas who wanted to ban the interracial variety
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Republicans talking civil war, but not for the reason you might think
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You might think, "Nobody is crazy enough to claim that a demonic portal opened above the White House after President Joe Biden moved in." The same way you might think, "Nobody is crazy enough to get a giant tattoo of Richard Nixon's face"
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Goofus uses tax dollars to dump shipping containers in the desert, while Gallant uses tax dollars to help people successfully start new lives
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