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You probably never though you'd see the day when an Republican party official was re-tweeting conspiracy theories that started not even on 4-chan, but EIGHT-chan; but, here we are
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Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh has the least amount of public support of any high court pick in the past three decades, including Robert Bork
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72 hour countdown
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You know the cringe you get when you're traveling abroad and see other Americans wearing garish flag t-shirts and fanny packs? Well, those fanny packs are nothing compared to what's coming
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South Dakota GOP Senator tells reporters he believes Trump actually stood up to Putin when saying he doesn't believe Russia interfered with the 2016 elections. Trump Derangement Syndrome in full effect here people
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In one of his final interviews, Anthony Bourdain called Bill Clinton "Gropey, Grabby, Disgusting", which are also most people's least favorite dwarfs
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Good news everyone, next month you can finally legally download 3D-printed gun designs
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Post-Helsinki poll indicates that Kool-Aid is the most potent drug in the world
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Rep Duncan Hunter commits gross bodily assault on the English language to defend Trump, saying he doesn't care if Trump "misspeaks" because "Trump has a different technique, he doesn't want to act like one of those guys saying all of those words"
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That tweet Trump pinched out about Trump Derangement Syndrome. It wasn't even his. He stole it nearly verbatim from Tomi Lahren who said it on Fox and Friends minutes before his tweet
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Democrats new message: They're more corrupt than us
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Pearl Jam concert visited by the Trump baby balloon. They can't find a better man
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Chief of Staff John Kelly gives GOP green light to rebuke Trump's remarks. Care to guess if they did?
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Trump support down to 33%, according to this CNN poll of three voters at Spanky's Bar & Grill in Kenosha WI
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Late night hosts respond to Trump's idiotic response to showing off his reason for the treason
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Here are all the lies and excuses Republicans offered trying to explain away Trump's treason
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What happens when a DNA test upends your world by giving you unexpected paternity news?
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Trump's odds of being impeached just increased. Even bookmakers noticed how bad his press conference with Putin was. For the first time, his odds of getting laid by Melania just got better than his impeachment odds
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| Tue July 17, 2018 |
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Even the White House Office of management and Budget now admits the Deficit will be over $1 Trillion next years, and that number will get worse if the economic growth rate doesn't hit 3% next year--which few people think it will
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It's going to be an awkward Thanksgiving this year as the Salt Lake Tribune owned by Paul Huntsman calls for Russian Ambassador Jon Huntsman to resign
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President Trump says he has full faith in America's intelligence agencies. So, they're next
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It's the political equivalent of sipping a 25-year old single malt to chase away the effects of that Mad Dog bender you went on last night: Watch Barack Obama deliver a speech in South Africa on the 100th anniversary of Nelson Mandela's birth
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Trump has selected a new paint design for Air Force One. Yes, it's going to be red, white, and blue. Glittery eagles, gold trim, and Trump logo still under consideration
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The title of George Will's latest anti-Trump editorial: "This sad, embarrassing wreck of a man." And then he starts getting mean
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Trump made a mess with his dinki, the world watched in horror, Jinkies. The world order was burning, the traitor keeps turning, twas the death of a presidency in Helsinki
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The dating app Bumble has higher standards than One America News Network and whoever grants press passes to presidential press conferences
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It's not treason when Trump does it. - Speaker of the House Paul Ryan
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Remember when apology tours and comparing American exceptionalism to Greek exceptionalism and British exceptionalism (and tan suits) drew our ire? The National Review remembers
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After the disaster in Helsinki, Lawmakers in both parties and political commentators are calling for the resignation of administration officials like John Bolton, Sec. Pompeo, Sec. Mattis and DNI Coats. One obvious name missing from the list, however
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For just $25 more, American Airlines will offer a flight without political commentary
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Pat Buchanan: "I for one welcome our new Russian overlords"
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So, "Judge" Pirro is still crazy. Good to know
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Trump questions U.S. intel, not Putin, on election meddling. Had a seance where Bin Laden denies involvement on 9/11. Also, Obama left it like this. No puppet. Sad
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| Fri July 13, 2018 |
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Senator John McCain rises from his death bed to join Democrats in demanding that Trump cancel his meeting with Putin
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Amazingly, rubbing your constituents noses in it by buying a multi-million yacht on the same day you pass tax cuts for the wealthy WILL maybe make it less likely you'll get re-elected, at least according to the Cook political report
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The Daily Mirror defending The Sun, Fox News defending NBC, dogs and cats living together, mass hysteria
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John Bolton's moustache fires the last member of the National Security Council who actually specialized in National Security. Why? Because she made Stephen Miller cry
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Strzok's testimony was a trap to make the GOP look bad
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After Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein announces indictments of 12 Russian officials, Congress prepares resolution signaling unity against this foreign thre.... Just kidding, Republicans are pushing to impeach Rosenstein
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Donald Trump tells Theresa May that US-UK relations remind him of his childhood education
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About the only thing that would have a prayer of saving Theresa May's political career now would be if she were attacked by someone so universally loathed that the attack caused the British people to rally to her defense - That's your cue, Donald
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Good news everybody. The rich have decided that there isn't a poverty problem anymore
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12 российских офицеров разведки, обвиненных в взломе, связаны с Clinton Campaign
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Trump picks another know-nothing, this time to run NASA. So, another Trump crony running an agency that Trump will immediately try to make money off of. Hopefully, he can also get Larry, Curly and also Shemp
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Rudy Giuliani is off his meds again
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Trump says he's more popular than Honest Abe. He's lying
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House Republicans to force vote on abolishing ICE so that America can know just where our lawmakers stand on the issue
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Pack your bags, looks like we're going to Tehran
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Trump: I'm a stable genius. World leaders: yeah, no, no you're not
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How can Trump offend the Queen? Let us count the ways
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Some of the must-see moments from Peter Strzok's hearing today. Including Louie Gohmert going full Louie Gohmert, or as most people call it "being an unwavering douchecanoe"
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CIA to the President: "No, your stupid son-in-law can't see the nation's darkest secrets. Stop asking"
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| Thu July 12, 2018 |
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I detect an air of defiance from the Scots
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Strzok's testimony almost leads to a committee fist fight, DOJ to AT&T: GFY, Stormy's free, and Manafort's mugshot is out. It feels like the storm clouds are breaking and yet we remain. This is your MSNBC discussion thread, bell rings at 8 PM EDT
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House Speaker Paul Ryan: "We've tried nothing and we're all out of ideas"
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The White House releases a special coin commemorating Trump's attempt to destroy the North Atlantic Treaty Organization
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Lisa Page: Well shiat, if it's that easy to beat the shiat out of the Republicans on the House Judiciary committee, I'll gladly testify. Also, I'll do so this week
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Steve Bannon, inspiration to creeps everywhere, invites a bunch of dumb dumbs who think Trump is a good idea to MoronCon in London
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Papadopoulos's wife has no intelligence to give
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Trump wants to #MAGA by giving Air Force One a new paint job, bigger beds, and the right to use the McDonald's drive through
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The two ranchers who were convicted of arson, and whose plight inspired the Branch Dildonians, flew home on a private jet owned by a Mike Pence ally after being pardoned by Trump
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Pew just polled Americans to see whom they consider the greatest president of their lifetime. Oh... he's gonna HATE this
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Will the President live-tweet? Will the Republicans realize they made a terrible mistake? Will Peter admit on live TV the President should not go to Russia because he's compromised? THIS is your Peter Strzok Congressional Hearing thread (10AM EdT start)
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Trump is gaslighting soybean farmers
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Huckabeast: "John Kelly wasn't facepalming Trump's Germany insults, it's because he was all like..... umm... WHAR FULL BREAKFAST, WHAR??"
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So how did Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh, who earns $225,000/year and no significant assets, rack up over $200k in credit card debt? Well according to the White House, he's a REALLY big fan of the Nationals and bought LOTS of tickets
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| Tue July 10, 2018 |
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Happy Independence Day, Michael Cohen
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We are through the looking glass. Alan Dershowitz unhinges his mouth from Trump long enough to criticize Trump Supreme Court Nominee
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The last time Kavanaugh was nominated to a political judgeship, it took three years for his confirmation
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According to these economists you're a liberal if you don't eat at Arby's or Applebee's. According to everyone else that just makes you alive and breathing
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NFL owners would prefer it if politics stayed out of their sport. Unless it's when they're voicing their support for the SCOTUS nomination
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Hannity goes on preemptive attack over the SCOTUS pick, claiming Liberals are "conducting a malicious campaign to impugn the character of good people." Alright, who taught him "impugn"?
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Giuliani still on payroll of Ukrainian politician with ties to Russia and Paul Manafort because nothing matters anymore
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U.S. embassy warns Americans to keep a low profile and avoid large demonstrations in A) Iran, B) Iraq, or C) U.K?
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Trump Administration: We'd like to unilaterally throw out the 20-year old Flores Settlement and just start keeping kids locked up for more than 20 days-you know, to keep families together. Federal Judge: How about "hell no"?
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Santorum blasts Trump for bowing to Washington elite. Heh...'Santorum blasts'
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Moran says Republican lawmakers were not spineless when they met their Russian bosses on the 4th
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Fox News host cancels live show on SCOTUS steps over volatile protests, runs to safe studio after feeling 'threatened'
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Christian conservatives who promised outrage if Trump selected Kavanaugh as his Supreme Court nominee have already dropped all their opposition and fallen into line behind His Orangeness
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Thanks to Trump's visit to the UK, Green Day's 'American Idiot' is hitting the British charts
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Brett Kavanaugh proved why he doesn't belong on the Supreme Court thirty seconds into his masturbatory thanks-Trump speech
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Alan Dershowitz, the man who once defended a double-murderer in open court, writes an op-ed entitled "The Case Against Impeachment." The original draft was in crayon
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Convicted felon and food bucket peddler Jim Bakker not only believes in the Deep State, he believes there is an organized conspiracy by the Deep State to have him "destroyed"
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| Mon July 09, 2018 |
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Meet Brett Kavanaugh, Trump's SCOTUS pick who worked on the Clinton impeachment, the Vince Foster suicide conspiracy, and the Bush/Gore decision
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It must just be some sort of crazy coincidence that none of the products Ivanka Trump manufactures in China were affected by Trump's tariffs
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Senator Ron Johnson (tR-aitor), after having spent America's Independence Day with an (admitted) adversary of the United States, says that Russian interference in the election is "totally overblown" and would like some kneepads and maybe some towels
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Sure the $200,000 "initiation fee" to Join Mar-a-Lago or Trump International is a little steep, but what other golf club membership also includes a free tour of Air Force One ?
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A look at how Ronald Reagan saved the EPA
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Stephen Miller enjoys dipping his food in trash. Boris Johnson, what somebody would look like if Chris Matthews and Trump had a baby, resigns as UK Foreign Secretary. A SCOTUS nominee will be revealed in tonight's episode. It's your 8pm MSNBC thread
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And I'm Eric cost the State Department £10,000 to play golf in Scotland
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One of the nation's most prominent Evangelical Christian leaders says that he thinks Jesus would approve of same-sex marriages: "I think Jesus would encourage any love affair if it was honest and sincere and was not damaging to anyone else"
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Devin Nunes hasn't spoken to anyone on the Intelligence Committee for months. But he's sure pretending like he has been
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Your paranoid alcoholic uncle warns US "on the cusp of losing the American constitutional republic forever". Excuse me, did I say your paranoid alcoholic uncle? I meant former CIA director John Brennan
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That moment when your former attorney is spotted moshing and playing air guitar at a Copstabber concert. (With pics)
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Just imagine an America where Hillary had won: Just imagine an America, "run by a party that is ruled by identity politics and intent on promoting racial division and class warfare". Just. Imagine
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Having resolved all issues environmental, racial, and health oriented, Pennsylvania resolves to become more outstanding by naming Harley-Davidson the state motorcycle because nothing says PA like slashed workforces, labor strikes, and lower quality
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Rudy Guiliani: well OF COURSE we're trying to keep Mueller from being able to interview Gen. Kelly, do you have any IDEA of how screwed we'd be if HE started talking....wait am I saying this out loud or in my head?
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After buying sushi, Stephen Miller tosses it after the restaurant's bartender gives him a two finger salute. Checkmate, libfarts
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Some people say, "If you're old enough to join the Army, you should be able to vote, as well". I feel exactly the opposite: If you're already putting your life on the line for your country, why add the stress of voting to your plate?
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Joni Ernst tightens up the bread bag shoes and stands up for Trump's trade war, backstabbing her constituents as they'll suffer the worst of it
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Huh, and I thought he smelled like cheeseburgers and Cheeto dust
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Hope Hicks doesn't want to go to jail
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Today in what conservatives believe: OMFG
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| Fri July 06, 2018 |
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Finally, proof that being ethical costs you money
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North Carolina Republicans charge Democrats are using underhanded tactics to steal an election for Supreme Court justice that the GOP -controlled legislature had already rigged in their favor, fair and square
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Big Orange plans on avoiding Big Ben
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DOJ to federal judge: About that July 10th deadline to reunite kids with their families? See, when were yanking families apart, we forgot to give people "kid check" tickets, and nobody likes our "leave a kid, take a kid" idea... so, yeah
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Republicans battle internally over SCOTUS nomination, with opinions ranging from "not conservative enough" to "not experienced enough" to "where is my Diet Coke and cheeseburger?"
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"After all I did for him, he won't even give me a stupid pardon. People suck"
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EPA employees chanting boo-uit after Scott steps down
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How dare these pundits put country before party? Shame. SHAME
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Good News: Scott Pruitt is out and done at EPA. Bad news: He's being replaced by a former lobbyist for coal baron and oracular squirrel consulter Bob Murray
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The few, the humiliated, the guys who weren't really important and maybe fetched the coffee: these are the Cabinet Trumpers
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Continuing on with 'Pocahontas' while at the same time mocking the Me Too movement, followed up by saying Maxine Waters has an IQ in the 60s. Truly, America's greatest president
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Fox News called Fourth of July protests during Obama years "patriotic" and encouraged them. Under Trump, said protests were called "Unamerican" and "Disgusting"
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The problem with "triggering libs"
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And the latest right wing conspiracy theory? Liberals will start offing Republican voters to prevent a Trump reelection in 2020
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| Thu July 05, 2018 |
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Ambassador Jon Huntsman is still, apparently, one of the good guys
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47 years ago today noted progressive Nixon gave 18 year olds the right to sit out elections
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White, conservative, evangelical, young, and one of these 3 will be the next Supreme Court Justice
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President Trump should stick to his list. Unless you'd prefer Justice Tomi Lahren?
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When a cynical political strategy meets a cynical voter base they make whatever the opposite of magic is
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Pruitt resigns, Former FOX exec takes over as WH communications director and the short list for SCOTUS is at three. It's time to drink and learn stuff from the MSNBC Prime Time block, starting at 8 PM Eastern
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Schumer has been urging Trump to nominate Merrick Garland for Kennedy's SCOTUS seat
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White House: Hey, nobody's gonna mind if we hire a former Fox News producer who ignored and enabled ongoing sexual harassment during his time with the network as our new Deputy Communications Director, right?
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The GOP is now a "white-nationalist party with a conservative fringe. Like postwar Germany and Japan, the Republican Party must be destroyed before it can be rebuilt," says noted flaming liberal columnist Max Boot
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Trump and company aren't even preparing for the possibility that the Democrats will take control of congress. So Putin reassured everything is going to be okay?
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As we enter the "screaming at clouds" phase of the Trump presidency, he tweets that immigrants should get off his lawn
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"Trump has said his announcement will be Monday, but aides wouldn't be surprised if he jumped the gun and appeared with his [SCOTUS] nominee in the next few days"
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If Democrats were smart, they'd smash every remaining norm to construct a permanent majority
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Check out Trump's new show, "Let's NOT Make a Deal" or maybe "Let's Fake a Deal"
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For reasons we don't need to get into, I've been looking back at some of my opening lines I've used on dating sites. 1. WTF was I thinking when I wrote those? 2. Why are same I wonder WTF I was thinking the ones that worked?
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| Sun July 01, 2018 |
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There is a reason Trump doesn't discuss the stock market anymore
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♫♫ I'm a standing on the corner in Washington DC, got Putin on my mind. Voters wanna stone me, Russia just owns me, and CEOs say they're a friend of mine. But my critics need to take it easy, take it easy don't let my policy changes drive ya crazy ♫♫
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Headline that can be reused since January 2017: Trump Went Rogue On The Truth This Week
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Corey Stewart, the Trump-supporting Virginia republican who wants to return to the days of the confederacy, gathered a group of fellow racists to stage a chant of "BUILD THE WALL" in front of the Red Hen restaurant
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Is Trump really winning? Short answer is No. Long answer is Nooooooooooooooo. Check the numbers. He's done-zee. Over and done-zee. Say bye bye Presidency, hello Prisoncy
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Well it looks like there's still at least one honorable person serving in the Trump government . . . aaand he's gone
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Trump claims he did not say something he said three days before because that's where we are now
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Evan Siegfried, a Republican strategist and columnist who knows a thing or two about dehumanizing political opponents: We need to stop dehumanizing our political opponents
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Voters in Mexico head to the polls as they attempt to figure out who hasn't been murdered by gang members. But most importantly, they'll elect a president--who may thwart Trump's immigration ban. It's your Official Mexico Election Discussion Thread
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Evangelical leaders downplay the possibility of reversing Roe vs. Wade. Really
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Liberal malcontent Al Sharpton says that he tried discussing racial issues with Trump, but the conversations were painful, and they made him uncomfortable. Just kidding, GOP Senator Tim Scott said that. But he still has hope that Trump will change
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Maxine "Omar" Waters responds to those sending her death threats: "All I have to say is this, if you shoot me you better shoot straight, there's nothing like a wounded animal"
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| Fri June 29, 2018 |
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Sean Hannity disputes saying the thing he made sure his audience heard him say
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Donnie says he's choosing between two women for SCOTUS, will announce which guy he picks on Jul 9
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And just when you were thinking the Trump campaign had only sold out America to Russia, China, Israel, Saudi Arabia, various 'stans, the dancing guy on the corner of Fifth and Main with that sign, and the Moon Nazis, here comes the UAE
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Rod Rosenstein "upset" that the White house used the letter they told him to write justifying the firing of Comey to fire Comey
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Federal Judge to the State of Kentucky: "Are you people smoking meth? Give these people their healthcare and stop being dicks"
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If they mean giving our enemies everything they want for nothing in return, I think we can all say Mission Accomplished, November 8, 2016
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Huckabee hopes his grandson doesn't grow up to be a Democrat, subby hopes he doesn't grow up to be dog killer
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So with Gen Kelly eyeing the exits, who is Trump thinking about as a replacement for what is arguably the second most powerful job in the United States? Why his former "pants-steamer", 28-year old former model Hope Hicks
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News: Former Howard Stern Show sidekick Stuttering John prank calls the President. Fark: HE CALLS BACK
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Gillibrand on CNN: Gorsuch didn't get a vote from one Democrat
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Obama shows that he fundamentally understands what makes Trump tick: "I told Trump to just rename Obamacare and take credit for it"
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Heading into his summit with Putin, Trump has been relying on the advice from his advisors on foreign affairs less than ever because "he now thinks he's mastered" it
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DINOs to support Trump SCOTUS pick
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Jon Stewart has a message for Trump, though the rest of the Green Lantern Corps remains neutral
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You may want to sit down for this, but Justice Kennedy's resignation might not have been on the up and up
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Trump wants US to withdraw from WTO. Organizations on short list to withdraw from next include IMF, SAARS, WTF, BBQ, and the Boy Scouts
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Isn't it just common sense that we first determine if the President is a Russian asset before we allow him to pick a SCOTUS justice?
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Trump asked Macron to leave EU. America asks Trump to leave US
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| Thu June 28, 2018 |
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Great, now we're gonna go to war against Portugal (NSFW content on page)
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Semolina Pilchard. Climbing up the Eiffel tower. Elementary penguin singing Hare Krishna. Man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allan Poe. I am the eggman. They are the eggman. This is your MSNBC thread 8 p.m. ET call. Goo goo g'joob
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Mueller wants to know what was in those big giant bags marked with $$$ signs that were handed to Trump by Russian oligarchs at inauguration party
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President Trump announces U.S. Steel will be opening six new major facilities and expand existing ones. This announcement comes as a big surprise...especially for U.S. Steel who apparently have never even heard of said plan
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Groupie convention features North Korean anthem, and "the Deplorable Choir from Houston, three women in red dresses and fringed red cowboy boots." Groupies aren't what they used to be
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Lordy, there is a list
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Melania arrives at child detention center jacket-less. I repeat, jacket-less
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Rod Rosenstein just embarrassed Rep Jordan (R-OH) a little bit - "No sir, there is no way to subpoena phone calls"
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Remember way back when, back before Kennedy announced his retirement, when Jeff Flake threatened to hold up judicial nominees if he doesn't get his tariff vote? Well, I guess we get to find out how serious that threat was
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Trump/Putin to meet in Helsinki, rather than Stockholm as would have been more appropriate
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Chuck Schumer displays possible, vestigial spine (don't get your hopes up)
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This feels like a tipping point on marijuana legalization. Smoke 'em if you got 'em
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Is that even legal? Darth Turtle: 'I will make it legal'
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| Wed June 27, 2018 |
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"Wisconsin needs a governor who says Donald Trump is a dangerous idiot on every issue from immigration to trade policy"
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Melania Trump plans another passive-aggressive road trip
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Bill Clinton tries to make the me too movement all about him and be the victim
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"Does the Supreme Court have a double standard on religion?" Rare Poltab "yes" question headline trifecta in play
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Young voters, women determined to "Berniefy" the party, have it stand for rolling back Trump tax cuts, free college for all, Medicare for all, in essence, a transformation of the United States into full-blown European-style welfare state
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Former Fox News President Bill Shine will cover for the Sexual Assaulter-in-chief as the new WH Communications Director
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Voters believe Trump's lies
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Ever want to touch a naked woman who once had Donald Trump inside her? Stormy Daniels is touring strip clubs
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Only about a third say Trump deserves to be re-elected, according to new polls in Arizona, Florida and Ohio
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The biggest takeaway from the Tuesday primaries is that no one knows what the hell is going on
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Grimm gets clobbered in the most revoltin' development since that 1994 Roger Corman film
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Judge that once mused about Mueller's Manafort case in a way that made Trump say, what a great judge. Well, now judge rules that Mueller/Manafort case is just fine and whatever happens to Trump is OK with judge. Still your favorite judge, Donnie?
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Federal judge to Trump: Knock off your shiat
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| Tue June 26, 2018 |
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Dear press, it's time to stop normalizing relations with The Trump White House
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Justice Kennedy votes like a fascist but at least he feels bad about it
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Poor Sarah Sanders needs a safe space. Fox News is not it
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Is Romney rebooting? It's not Fark, it's actually the news
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Dan Rather weighs in on the hand-wringing: "President Trump and the GOP bemoaning a lack of civility is a hypocritical farce"
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Creators of the election scenario game "The Machine Learning President" have no idea how the Mercer family got their hand$ on it
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Trump finally unveils his comprehensive immigration plan. It reads, in full: "No"
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That post yesterday? About the creator of Twin Peaks saying Trump's Great? Turns out His Orangeness misunderstood David Lynch. The horror
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White House insists its "zero tolerance" border policy has not changed even as Customs and Border Patrol announces they won't be doing that anymore because they have neither the manpower or resources to enforce this insane idea any more
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George HW Bush gets a new service dog, Sully, who can do just about anything except make you a martini, but not to worry, Bill Clinton is on the scene
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DO NOT CONGR-- you know what, fark it
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200 Police Support Units, a fleet of bomb-proof Cadillacs, dozens of Secret Service agents and 10,000 local LEO's prepare for Trump's visit to the very dangerous country of....England?
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Rep. Maxine Waters: "I did not call for harm for anybody, the President lied again"
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Despite the fact that Trump and members of his administration said his policy was intended to ban Muslims from coming to the U.S., the Supreme Court says the policy used to do so is typical government policy, not an expression of his racism
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Mike Huckabee, fearing he might not be able to order tacos again, insists his racist MS-13 Tweet was just satire
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Trump plans on grading the Huckabeast
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Sarah Sanders: "Just because you don't see a judge doesn't mean you aren't receiving due process"
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Santorum spreads frothy mess, proves he's just another slimy ass
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Move over Permit Patty. We've got a live one
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Because of course they are
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Trump unleashes tirade against "Wacky Jacky" and Pocahontas
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Ow, my face
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They take one of ours out at the ballot box, we put one of theirs in the hospital - it's the Appalachian Trail way
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Republican Senator Jim Lankford warns that Russian bots and trolls are inflaming public opinion against the Trump administration's immigration policies. Oh, so NOW he cares about Russian trolls interfering in our politics
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New poll shows Trumpers are America's most farked up humans, most likely to be OK with death camps, and sadly, most likely to point and laugh when children die
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Arch Conservative George Will wants the Democrats to take Congress
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Next phase: After demonizing your victims, deny compassion, sympathy, concern to victims. Push the envelope on hate, exclusion. Key fallacy: mind-reading, Tu Quoque
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The free market finally gets one right: Nobody in DC wants to date Trump staffers
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With no right to an attorney, Guatemalan immigrant expected to represent himself in court. He's 8 years old
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Trump gives kiss of death to Alabama Rep Martha Roby. Michael Corleone reportedly impressed
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New poll says, Americans think Mueller is our only hope for justice against our criminal President. Well, maybe not in so many words
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Trump and the GOP are taking a massive political hit as Americans across the political spectrum are reacting with horror and outrage to Trump's policy of separating families at the border. Not to worry though, it's Sinclair Broadcasting to the rescue
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"Trump is sabotaging a successful presidency." Oh? Whose?
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There's nearly a '74 level of support to impeach, so let's stop pressing B and let it evolve already
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Joe Arpaio (R) claims he lost his 2016 re-election bid because of "improper influence" from the Obama administration. Thanks Obama
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It was just like that famous scene from Say Anything. But instead of Ione Skye, it was Kirstjen Nielsen's home, and instead of Peter Gabriel, it was the sound of crying children being held in concentration camps
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If you also thought the 1st lady's visit didn't look like any of the pictures or video of where kidnapped kids were being held, you're right. Melania cancelled that visit and went to a different church run shelter instead
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President Trump plans to give remarks and continue his demonization of immigrants at 2:30 EDT. Let's face it, this is the closest thing to a press briefing we're getting for a while. LGT C-SPAN feed
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Little Rhody might not let Donald Trump on their ballot in 2020 unless he releases his tax return. Good job, little guy
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Young White House staffers amazed to discover that working for a lying racist can carry wide-ranging social consequences
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Storm Trumper angrily tells Chris Cuomo CNN ignored Obama's immigrant crisis; Cuomo informed him that the network actually made a whole documentary about it
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Space Force is going to wind up like Galactica '80
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Rest easy semi-sane establishment Republicans, Trump's grip on the party is only partial and temporary
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Republicans want Stephen Miller fired reich now
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So that's how it is in their family
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Remember that scene from "The Office" where Oscar explains budget surpluses to Michael by talking about a lemonade stand and your parents giving you $10 to run it? It's like that, but with Mulvaney explaining bureaucracy to Trump using pizza
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