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| Tue July 20, 2021 |
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Whether those recently leaked "Kremlin documents" are real, fake, or "real fakes," the story they tell is 100% true and verifiable: Russia DID try to get Trump elected because he's unstable and incompetent, and his presidency WAS bad for America
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They probably wouldn't have been able to do anything with it, but in case you need the blood to drain from your face today, the insurrectionists came within 100 feet of the backup nuclear football
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You know how a woman will dump a man, then date her ex's arch-rival while making public jokes at her ex's expense? Donald Trump just had that happen to him by his man-crush
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Section 230 just sounds so darn sinister, doesn't it?
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BREAKING: Barrack arrested on federal charge. Oh, BAM
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Disney decides not to impeach Trump
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The COVID germ / Makes the VP squirm / Deep from the heart of Texas
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Margarine Traitor Gremlin suspended from Twitter, calls in space laser strike
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"Hey, what time tomorrow do we try to prep bozo for the debate?" .. "Noon." .. "How about if we tell Rudy it's at 1 pm?" .. "I'll tell him it's at 2"
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| Wed July 14, 2021 |
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Tragedy today, as former President Gerald Ford was eaten by wolves on what would have been his 108th birthday. He was delicious
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Hint: It's because its not really a news channel
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Fox News assures its viewers it asks the hard-hitting questions, but certainly isn't in any position to answer the easy ones, such as "Did Donald Trump lose the election in 2020?"
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Fox News assures its viewers it asks the hard-hitting questions, but certainly isn't in any position to answer the easy ones, such as "Did Donald Trump lose the election in 2020?"
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Is the US Space Force militarizing space? The easy answer is yes, but so are our adversaries
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Biden still wants to harsh your buzz
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Jen Psaki is a national treasure
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You know, I'm starting to think this Ron DeSantis fella might be something of an asshole
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Lin may get the wood
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Gosh, will we ever be able to understand why the public gets so caught up in divisive bullshiat masquerading as political scandal?
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Larry Klayman now complaining that a Trump-appointed Federal Judge, not of an Obama-appointed judge, presided over Roy Moore's lawsuit against Sasha Barton Cohen. Case was dismissed with prejudice because Moore signed clause allowing deception on show
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Biden peppers Turkey with Flakes
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| Fri July 09, 2021 |
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New FTC head to all staff: STFU and GBTW
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Headline, it's a headline What kind of kids like Maddite headlines? Tall kids, skinny kids, kids who climb on rocks. Tough kids, sissy kids, even kids with chicken pox love headlines, MSNBC discussion thread headlines at 7pm Eastern Time
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Apparently, the "R" in Joseph R. Biden stands for "Roosevelt"(Teddy) as the President just signed a series of executive orders that put the US Government back in the Trust-busting business in a big way
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On this day in history, in 1777, Brigadier General George Clinton was elected as the first governor of New York, a role he held sporadically until 1804 when he finally journeyed to the stars in the P-Funk Mothership as Dr. Funkenstein
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The GOP readies their new slogan "Back the Fark off so I can infect everyone and die"
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This needs to be reconsidered. Major may save us all
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Turns out the "Big Lie" isn't even close to Florida Man's biggest. Now he claims that his Twitter ban was a good thing because it gave him time to read
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It's Executive Order Friday... among voter friendly items on the table: ending noncompete agreements, limiting licensing requirements, and bringing back net neutrality (live 1:30 PM ET)
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| Tue July 06, 2021 |
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Republican vote suppression laws are bad but election theft laws are worse
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Face painted goblin with horn hat denied pre-trial release. Bonus: lawyer promised judge he'd keep him in a undisclosed "secure location"
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No honor among thieves
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LOLno. Remember, this is also the same country that released Cosby on a technicality
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Slag pit, stag shiat / Honey bring it close to my lips, yes / Don't blow those brains yet / We gotta be big, boy, we gotta be big / Starf*cker just like my daddy, yes / Starf*cker just like my daddy, yes. MSNBC Discussion thread, 7PM EDT
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Clinton's vetting of Al Gore revealed the VP had no real friends
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Today is National Fried Chicken Day, so let's all get our Leeeeeroy Jenkins on and charge into deliciousness
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Lauren Boebert tries to attack Jen Psaki and it goes pretty much as expected
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Rep Adam Kinzinger pinpoints the moment when Republicans capitulated to Trump and it wasn't the ride down the escalator
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| Wed June 30, 2021 |
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Yo, dawg, I heard you like deplatforming, so a federal judge deplatformed law banning deplatforming
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Midnight at the oasis, send your camel to bed. Shadows painting our faces, traces of romance in our heads. Heaven's holding a half-moon shining just for us in an MSNBC discussion thread for 7pm ET
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Post-election, Bill Barr kept sending Giuliani's calls to voicemail an average of 9-11 times a day
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45 is 41. Too Damn High
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Greta Garbo and Monroe, Dietrich and DiMaggio, Dr. Jill and Jimmy Dean, on the cover of a magazine
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| Fri June 25, 2021 |
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Dominion Voting Systems explains Sydney and Rudy's motivations in the Big Lie: free drinks
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It's raining confirmations
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Republicans warn they could go back on their word. News at 11
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Well, it's not like he had much of a chance to win the GOP nomination, but this pretty much is a stake through the heart of his chances. Also, he's right
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Seeing how well things are going in Florida, DeSantis deploys his police to Arizona and Texas
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Nice old man makes mean old men "look like f'ing idiots"
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Aaaand here's the reason you didn't have a lot of companies chomping at the bit to make the shift into mask production back during the height of the pandemic
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Biden about the bipartisan infrastructure plan: "If this is the only thing that comes to me, I'm not signing it. It's in tandem"
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On their road to giving the president unlimited authority, the Supreme Court stops and backs up when confronted by undoing $5 trillion worth of real estate transactions since 2008. Hello idiots, I'm consequences
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On their road to giving the president unlimited authority, the Supreme Court stops and backs up when confronted by undoing $5 trillion worth of real estate transactions since 2008. Hello idiots, I'm consequences
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Trump slams Vulcan senator for being logical
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| Wed June 09, 2021 |
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...or maybe they're just gonna spruce the place up for some new tenants. Hey, a subby can dream, right?
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As Trump rollback continues, Biden Administration removes rules that could have kicked three million Americans off food stamps, denied nearly one million children automatic eligibility for free school meals
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Donald Trump refrained from attacking Joe Biden too directly during the Democratic primaries in 2020 because he believed that the Democrats would give the nomination to Hillary Clinton or Michelle Obama if he went after Biden too hard
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Biden will buy 500,000,000 Pfizer vaccines and donate them to the rest of the world
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Stacy Abrams: A real American hero
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Fake outrage is making writers change lines in their books as petulant readers can't distinguish authors' opinions from those of their characters. "The submitter nodded knowingly at this sentiment, before musing at length on the amazingness of Duke"
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"Obama is a hater who is inflaming racial wounds," insists the sentient klan hood rectally controlling Tucker Carlson
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Time to do a shiatty 15-second dance; Biden just replaced Trump's TikTok ban
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Coin sells for $18.8mn. Suck it, Bitcoin
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Bitcoin is now legal tender in El Salvador
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Trump backers lose bigly in NJ
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New York Times tries to cover up the fact that watermelons were found on Mars
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3 in 10 Republicans believe Donnie will be reinstated, may have left DNA on Their Pillows
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Biden heads to Europe. It's a tense situation, but it ain't over 'til it's over, and he can observe a lot just by watching. Diplomacy is 90% mental, and the other half is physical. It's like déjà vu all over again
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Idaho presses on in its goal of becoming the Gilead of the Northwest
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| Mon June 07, 2021 |
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Rubio still thirsty
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....there's a lot to unpack here
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Secretary of State Antony Blinken suddenly interested in holding China accountable for the pandemic, other things like genocide, supply chain manipulation
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Trump gets Psaki bombed
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MAGA has infected the once fairly normal GOP in the Garden State, two of the three major Republican candidates for NJ governor think Trump won the November election
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Jim Acosta says Trump's speech was like "Groundhog Day without the comedy." So, Fifty First Dates, then?
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The secrets to Republican fundraising success: steal content, take 80 cents of every dollar donated as a fee for "renting" the email list, and charge $4500 to send a single email. Oh, and after PopInfo started asking questions, 16 sites went *POOF*
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We've reached the point in the GOP's dissolution where one of its elder statesmen acknowledging the fact of a known historical event's existence constitutes "courage"
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If 70+ academic papers saying masks work didnt convince you, maybe a poll based on self-reported behavior will
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