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Wed June 03, 2020
(Axios)
 
 
 
#MoscowMitch blocks a resolution that would have condemned the use of tear gas and rubber bullets against peaceful protesters. Subby wants the filter turned off for this thread to properly express his feelings
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Tue June 02, 2020
(Axios)
 
 
 
The horror story is over as Steve King loses to primary challenger
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
In self protection after recent race riots, African American Museum flees to Canada
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Election officials respond to Bill Barr's assertion that mail-in ballots produced by a foreign country will enable all kinds of fraud: Dude, you're full of shiat
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Governor Cooper puts an end to the NC vs. GOP struggle over the GOP convention: "Planning for a scaled-down convention with fewer people, social distancing and face coverings is a necessity." Your move, children
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Trump has been violating Facebook and Twitter's TOS long enough. Besides, he's going to biatch and moan no matter what they do anyway
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The military generals are speaking out. Unfortunately, they're all retired
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(Consequence of Sound)
 
 
 
Nirvana bassist and Neville Longbottom lookalike Krist Novoselic praises Dear Leader for his excellent speech
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Does it seem like this round of police protests has a lot more salt in its pepper? That's because it does, because white liberals are tired of this shiat too
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(ARL Now)
 
 
 
The police departments of Arlington, VA and Washington, D.C. had a mutual assistance agreement. Emphasis on the word "had"
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Mon June 01, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Because a Democrat isn't President?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"America. Where property damage is a greater offense than genocide."― Darnell Lamont Walker. This is your Civil Unrest thread, Day 7
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Amnesty International issues a statement calling for an end to militarized policing in Somalia. I'm sorry, did I say Somalia? I meant the United States
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Trump unhinged call to governors to crush the protesters audio leaked
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
That time Donald "bunker" Trump boasted that he'd have rushed into Stoneman-Douglas High School during the shooting there
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Facebook in trouble as employees say they'll resign if Zuckerberg doesn't pull his lips from Trump's flabby ass
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Mike Pompeo (Mike Pompeo) Mike Pompeo (Mike Pompeo) Mike Pompeo will not run. Magnifico-o-o-o-o
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump's lie about Bowser was exposed the moment he spoke, proving once again that Mario and Luigi will always be there for us
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Trump 'was not built for times like this'
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"Barr is vastly more intelligent than Trump. What Trump gives Barr is a canvas upon which to paint. Bill has longstanding views about how society should be organized, which can now be... acted upon to a degree that they never could have before"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Hey Republicans, even you Lindsay Graham, it's not too late to save your country and stand up to Trump by announcing you will vote for Biden, to save this nation's soul
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Trump adviser says the president has been over the whole coronavirus thing for a while and is instead focusing his desire on having a "fistfight" with Joe Biden
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
#1 overall draft pick Joe Burrow Tweets "Black community needs our help"; awkwardly follows up with "Red wizard needs food badly" and "Blue warrior is about to die"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Meat plants are opening back up but the price of burgers will still be high
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Another collection of videos showing America's police force deescalating tensions at protests around the country
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Lady Gaga speaks out against Trump, racism, and what have you
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(Rantt Media)
 
 
 
As America burns, Trump tweets gasoline and walks away
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Sun May 31, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Florida has reported just 2,500 COVID deaths since the pandemic began, a remarkably low number given the age and size of their population. They have, however, seen a shiat-ton of "pneumonia" deaths recently. Hmmmmm
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Sat May 30, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
GOP asking "What's the matter with Kansas?'
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(NPR)
 
 
 
"A good compromise is when both parties are dissatisfied." So "Revoke 230" should scare the hell out of everyone?
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Now that the country is literally burning, Nero II demands to be brought his fiddle
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Leaked internal Facebook posts: Employees are horrified that Zuckerberg refuses to remove Trump's threats of violence. "If we fail the test case here," wrote one, "history will not judge us kindly"
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(The Hindu)
 
 
 
Just in case things weren't 2020 enough the POTUS is now inventing entire conversations with foreign leaders that never happened
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Fri May 29, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Sens Warren, Klobuchar, Bennet, Schumer, Whitehouse and Booker publicly respond to Trump's tweet. They use fancier words but essentially all same the same thing: "Jesus FARK Donnie,WTF is WRONG with you?"
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(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Baptists, bootleggers, censors, and omniphobes
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(White House)
 
 
 
White House press conference on reopening the pandemic. 5pm ET
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"If platforms were not immune under the law, then they would not risk the legal liability that could come with hosting Trump's lies, defamation and threats." ∴Twitter hides all of his tweets, banhammer immediately after Biden takes the oath of office
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(Washington Free Beacon)
 
 
 
Noted liberal rag Washington Free Beacon says Trump's re-election chances are not looking good. Mmmmmm...free bacon
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
It may be a bit piecemeal, but Donnie says he's selling more arms to the Saudis and Congress can just suck it
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Will Twitter be deleted? Will he beg the mods for mercy? Surprise Trump presser live from the Rose Garden at 2pm
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Today's challenge: Replace the last three words in TFA's actual headline with three other words that are also true
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Well hopefully the Trumptilla puts Gilligan in charge of navigation
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Twitter is finally doing it. Low bar for the Hero tag but, that's where we are
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The GOP has submitted its plans to North Carolina for keeping the convention safe. Basically, hand sanitizer. Lots of hand sanitizer. And, well, that's about it
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
This summer will break young Americans, who will remember their president Trump, the masks they had to wear, and even shelter-at-home
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Flashback, October 25, 2019: Joe Biden - "The US is not ready for a pandemic." Donald Trump - "NEW iPHONE BAD"
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Thu May 28, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Pompeo is getting very aggravated that Iran noticed the US pulled out of the nuclear agreement
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
WA Governor Jay Inslee is over Trump's crap
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
These two guys predicted 'The Crisis of 2020' in 1991. They also coined the term "millennial." One has passed, but the other has some 'splainin' to do
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Federal Election Commission chairman provides epic 60 tweet thread regarding President Trump's claims of mail in voting fraud. TL; DR: he's "dead wrong"
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Joe Biden playing the long game in this election by hiding in his basement
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(Fark and Schnitt)
 
 
 
On this week's Fark and Schnitt podcast, Todd recounts his Cannonball Run from NYC to Tampa in a U-Haul and Drew explains that when Kentucky Governor Beshear says he's not afraid of the Flu Klux Klan, it's because he's got the literal firepower to back it up
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(CREW)
 
 
 
Trump Hotel prices are spiking, that must mean he's planning a rally
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
White House delaying citizenship oaths so new Americans can't exercise recently won voting rights
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Wed May 27, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The MyPillow guy is the future of the Republican Party
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Japan and Europe are cranking up the money machines. "Politics" tab has the strangest boner right now
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(Axios)
 
 
 
House Republicans to sue House Speaker Nancy Pelosi in an effort to block chamber's new proxy voting system amid the coronavirus pandemic, also Democrats owning them
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Man, when even the Washington Examiner is telling you to put the Twitter down, you really did f*ck up, Donnie
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(Twitter Donald Trump)
 
 
 
Since every accusation is a confession, at this point it is probably safe to assume that President Trump is rattled, his ratings are slipping, and we need to open a Cold Case to figure out which assistant he murdered
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
In a shocking turn of events, Biden receives the endorsement of the AFL-CIO
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Tue May 26, 2020
(Twitter Donald Trump)
 
 
 
It's a total double standard that President Obama golfed the same weekend as President Trump and they weren't treated the same way. Why, you'd think one of them wasn't currently the president or something
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Stephen Miller is reproducing
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Trump killed 2017 OSHA airborne disease response plan. "If that rule had gone into effect, then every hospital, every nursing home would...have a plan where they made sure they had enough respirators and they were prepared for this sort of pandemic"
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(CBS 42 Birmingham)
 
 
 
Trump, Jeff Sessions engage in heated Twitter war. Man, Civil War re-enactments suck during COVID
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(MSN)
 
 
 
The Hunger Games 2020 edition. Newest version of "Not my circus, not my monkey"
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Mon May 25, 2020
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Now that Pelosi showed trolling President Trump works, the media is piling on. You know he only reads the headline before posting
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
President Trump barely able to stand up straight at Memorial Day service
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Sun May 24, 2020
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
President Trump's response to the Coronavirus has been brilliant. Here's what you don't understand. Article to the left, reasonable and calm commentary to the right
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Sat May 23, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
White House won't say why President Trump is six months late with his annual physical. Subby assumes it's because his bone spurs are acting up again
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Fri May 22, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Of course it was nothing more than a campaign move
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
White House says no matter if it's with or without consent, Donald Trump is going to grab Baltimore by the monument on Memorial Day either way
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Pearl Harbor, 9/11, and even Katrina brought Americans together in the solidarity of shared grief. Suddenly, Trump
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
If anybody is an expert on who should get an Oscar for blame-shifting it would be a Trump aide
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Fifty percent of Fox News viewers believe that Bill Gates is plotting to use a mass vaccination campaign against COVID-19 to implant microchips in people and track their movements. FIFTY. PERCENT
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(Upworthy)
 
 
 
2Scoops' kryptonite: women with names
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(MEL Magazine)
 
 
 
"This is the enduring spirit of a superpower that can't get its sh*t together and convert to the metric system, build high-speed rail or guarantee universal health care"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
"Not only am I not dropping out, but I'm gonna win.And no one's going to intimidate me into thinking that that's the right course for our party, for our state, for our country. I'm working hard to win my seat and keep the Senate in Republican hands"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Will the hot weather kill Coronavirus?
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(The Week)
 
 
 
"Trump pretends to have written more books than he pretends to have read"
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Thu May 21, 2020
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Federal judge taps Barr on the wrist for withholding evidence
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(Axios)
 
 
 
The Atlantic is laying off 20% of staff, presumably by notifying them with an extremely long email
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Of course he didn't wear a mask
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The real reason Republicans want a swift reopening is their evangelical base pushing for it as they believe life passes quickly, suffering is temporary and worrying solves nothing
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump up to February: You HAVE to elect me, look how great the economy is. Trump now: You HAVE to elect me, the economy is in shambles, and only *I* can rebuild it
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump threatens legal action against states using vote-by-mail. Trump campaign urges voters to request absentee ballots. Well. Oiled. Machine
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Team Trump now pissed Biden won't dress up in a 2016 Hillary pants suit, kinky repressed bastards
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Flooding in Michigan claims a true national treasure: The Pontiac Fiero museum
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
It's come to this: the Michigan AG promises legal action for any facility that allows President Trump to visit without a mask
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Intel reports have to be dumbed down to a short picture books for children before the President of the United States of America will "read" them. Reading is hard
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Mark Cuban asks Hannity why, if Trump is so powerful, he always has to play the victim card
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Elizabeth Warren changes her Medicare tune in a bid to become Biden's #2
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Lead for Biden widens
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
House Dems: Republicans will rue the day for backing Trump's defiance of congressional oversight...payback will be a biatch
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Wed May 20, 2020
(Vox)
 
 
 
Bold of you to assume Trump cares about the Constitution
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Gosh, what could possibly be behind the Right's absolute hatred for Stacey Abrams? I mean, it's inexplicable. Like, you know, my dog hates the Fed Ex truck. HATES it. But there's no real reason for her to hate it. It must just be like that, I guess
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
ALEC and GOP lawmakers are urging the Feds to not bail out the states. Reasons are it'll cost too much and people might end up wanting to raise taxes on the rich
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
President Trump now skeptical of extending unemployment benefits enacted in response to pandemic. Something about harking back to the good old days of watching the poors starve
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(Task and Purpose)
 
 
 
If I was looking at a country where a president, facing poor election prospects, has purged his gov, positioned his men in key positions to control Justice, IC & the military, on top of urging armed militia to rebel, I'd say he's preparing his power grab
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The RNC made $27 million in April from delusional morons
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
How to Give a President an Aneurysm: Lesson One
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Trump allies recruit doctors to prescribe rapid reopening: Dr. Giggles, Dead Ringers, Reanimator, Dolittle, Doctor Death, and The Boys from Brazil
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Badge of Honor 2: Badging Harder
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Tue May 19, 2020
(CREW)
 
 
 
The slow motion Saturday Night Massacre rolls on, this time with an IG investigating Mitch's wife
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Bill Barr's head officially lodged up his anus with no hope of extraction
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(Fox 5 San Diego)
 
 
 
Actual headline: 'Coronavirus or border wall - lawmakers debate which is more important'
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Infamous Susan Rice email to herself finally declassified, deals directly with former national security adviser Michael Flynn
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Turns out smearing Obama isn't the 3D chess move Trump thinks it is and could backfire on him spectacularly
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
It's Trump's party now, and they'll kill us all if they want to
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Realizing that there is nothing they can release that will shock Trump supporters, law firm hackers turn their ransom attention towards Madonna. Oh those sweet innocent children of summer
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(Fark and Schnitt)
 
 
 
Fark and Schnitt podcast drop day is moving to Wednesday folks, new one coming tomorrow. Last episode we interviewed Brooke Binkowski from Truth or Fiction about Plandemic and Jacob Wohl
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Trump to governors: "If you don't agree with me on reopening, I will send in the feds"
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Mon May 18, 2020
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Trump's vaccine czar makes $3.4 million in what is totally not a conflict of interest
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Because our voting machines aren't secure and Russia still has internet access?
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Mr. President, you should know your COVID-19 response blows when even MAGA fan Peter Thiel has had it with it
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Swinger Republicans warn that Trump's only path to victory is getting the pandemic right. Welp, so much for that. Good thing you killed off most of your base age group too
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
It's almost like giving $3 trillion to big business and expecting them to take care of workers while saving the economy isn't working out
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Maybe trying to kill off your own base isn't the best electoral strategy?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Can just we stop pretending the GOP isn't a White Nationalist party?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Well now we know why Trump fired the State Department inspector general and why Pompeo decided not to run for Senate: it was going to come out that Pompeo was using State department employees to walk his dog, and everyone knows Trump hates dogs
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Kaitlin Collins, after being taunted by Trump for being a "faker," rebukes Dolt45 by reminding him 90,000 Americans are dead from Coronavirus
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Despite summer looking canceled for the rest of us, the Secret Service signed a $179,000 golf cart deal for Trump's Jersey golf course
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
The 60 Minutes segment causing this morning's Presidential Freakout
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Stop me if you've heard this one: A guy residing in a mammoth hole for past three years calls out, "Justice Department must get off the sidelines and do its job, regardless of whose political interests might be damaged"
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Trump, who has had six bankruptcies and flushed the best economy since the end of WWII down the toilet, has the gall to call Obama incompetent: "He was an incompetent president. That's all I can say. Grossly incompetent"
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Sun May 17, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Pretty sure it's already exploded
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(MSN)
 
 
 
"Hello, I'm polio. I'm baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack. Did you miss me?"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
PresidEnt caN't stop obsessIng about predeceSsor, making EveryoNe wonder what driVes him so crazY
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Pompeo feels the short-fingered shove on his back and lands under a very bloody bus
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Sat May 16, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
Well, in his defense, killing more people than it saves is one definition of "game changer"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump is in trouble in America's wang, and not even penicillin will help this time
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Gee, eyes Joe
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Fri May 15, 2020
(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
It it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The Lancet: Replace Trump And Bolster The CDC, ya morons
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
The Dem hoax/just a flu is leaving the Democratic-run hellscape sanctuary cities full of non-American brown people and spreading out into real America where real Americans live, just in time for them to get that haircut they have been jonesing for
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Left wing Mother Jones comes clean and agrees with Trump, somewhat: China's response to the coronavirus outbreak was pretty bad
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(NPR)
 
 
 
But his e-moluments
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Some Republicans who will need to convince voters to submit mail-in votes to get elected are learning that spending the last few years spouting bullshiat about "voter fraud" that doesn't actually exist is making it hard for people to trust them
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(White House)
 
 
 
President Epidemiologist Trump announces vaccine project
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The kooked-up Hillary-haters Trump team behind 'lock her up' is now going after infectious-disease expert Anthony Fauci
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Thu May 14, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Lindsay Graham's surprising rebuff and warning to Cadet Bone Spur on his demand that Obama testify in the Russia/Flynn investigation: "I understand President Trump's frustration, but be careful what you wish for. Just be careful what you wish for"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Why are we not demanding Trump's resignation? Seriously, why?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Kansas' vacant Senate seat may go blue thanks to Kris Kobach getting the Republican nomination. "All the whores and politicians and Mitch McConnell will look up and shout 'Save us'... and Mike Pompeo looks down and whispers 'No.'"
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
The Last Real Republican Mitt Romney goes after Trump's absurd coronavirus claims and his disastrous response
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(Townhall)
 
 
 
Dispatch from Upsidedown World: "People with pre-existing conditions know it: Donald Trump is the healthcare President" by Natalie Herp. Err.. Harp
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Trump finally gets his rally. Live from Allentown, PA distribution center
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Jared: Testing too many people or ordering too many ventilators will spook the markets, so we just shouldn't do it
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump wants to bring the governors to him and pretend he's in control
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(The Week)
 
 
 
By all means rage against those who want to live
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
In a little bit of good news, renewable energy poised to eclipse coal in US
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(The Week)
 
 
 
America can't govern itself anymore because conservatives are snowflakes or something
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Bill Barr can't investigate Obama due to arguments made by...Bill Barr. So will you reject your reality to substitute your own?
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(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Shockingly enough, older Americans dying off left and right is having a profound impact on their opinions towards Trump
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
"One day he will go too far, say something unforgivable - too vulgar, sexist or crude - and be fired or forced to resign." Difficulty: Donald Trump or Howard Stern? Why not both?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The horrific Sean Hannity
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump's former personal physician and one -time VA Secretary nominee, Dr Ronny "feelgood"Jackson goes full MAGAt and tweets that Obama, we "weaponized the highest levels of our government to spy on President Trump". BTW he's running for Congress
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
In which Newt Gingrich attempts to take the moral high ground and invoke integrity
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(Vox)
 
 
 
"So, we have a shortage of meat, and we also have bunch of people who are desperate for haircuts. I have a shop on Fleet Street that can solve both of those problems." --S. Todd
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Wed May 13, 2020
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Of course Republicans will pass another stimulus bill (but they have to act like Republicans first)
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(NPR)
 
 
 
It looks like GOP senators, who once voted in lockstep to support FISA-sanctioned government surveillance of citizens, are now poised to vote against it. Difficulty: Because it makes it too risky for Trump to collude with Putin
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Weird-ass Wednesday. Breathe deep of that new thread smell for the MSNBC Primetime discussion, starting at 8 PM Eastern
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(Vox)
 
 
 
My constitutional right to infect you with coronavirus shall NOT BE INFRINGED
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
What if we get a Covid-19 vaccine and half the country refuses to take it?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Senate to resume business on critical matters: Hunter Biden
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Article claims "Joe Biden's running mate list is shorter than you might think". Still longer than the list of President Trump's achievements
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(Vox)
 
 
 
"We don't have a president, or a plan"
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
"Can you unf*ck the death toll?"
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
"Calling out racism diminishes the effects of real racism," whitesplains Half-Scoop
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Trump reelection campaign now in big trouble being that seniors are starting to think he might be trying to kill them with coronavirus
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Jared refuses to rule out postponing the presidential election in November
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
It is clear from his own words that to Trump, more votes = fraudulent votes. Does that mean that less votes = fair votes? Gee, next on the double-think hit parade: NO votes = perfect votes. TAA-DAAAAA Slavery is Freedom. Pick up that can, citizen
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Why do so many Americans think Trump will be re-elected?
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Could this be true from the 'conservative' Supreme Court? It appears likely they are going to reject Trump's immunity claim that he is immune from criminal investigation while in office
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Lucky Musky thinks because he got lucky with Paypal that others should die of diseases so he can continue to get lucky. In other words, he's just another scumbag rich guy who deserves to lose all his money
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Republicans are getting more and more desperate to find some way to cover up Trump's mouth
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
The Four Horsemen of the apocalypse: the four men that history will tar-and-feather
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Tue May 12, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
The crucial constituency of haters is now trouncing Trump with hate. So yeah, don't hate the haters
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
"Trump Death Clock" in Times Square hits 48,000
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
House Dems set vote for Friday on $3T wishlist coronavirus relief bill. Sure to go nowhere in the GOP-led Senate, but one can wish
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
GOP congressman introduces legislation to troll Ilhan Omar, but it would likely end up accidentally banning all campaign spending at Trump properties
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Well Trump may have accomplished something we haven't been able to do since Vietnam, stop worshipping the military
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania factory cancels Trump visit after worrying that he could give their workers cooties
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
"Just about everybody has a face mask on. They've learned about face masks, the good and the bad. By the way, it's not a one-sided thing, believe it or not, but our country has learned, our country has been incredible,"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Just a friendly reminder that the Supreme Court will hear Trump's tax return case today. Not that any of it matters
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Will Dr. Fauci throw Trump under the COVID hearse? Will an elderly Senator have camera issues? Will anyone be wearing pants? This is your coronavirus task force Senate hearing discussion thread (10am EST)
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Trump set to express his full support of Dr. Fauci after he issues a stark warning on the risks of reopening the country too soon in his testimony to the Senate
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Trump to governors: Coronavirus-related restrictions on people in the states are a threat to Freedom. Trump to White House staff: Wear a mask at work or leave the building
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The seat of the congresswoman who was forced to resign for having a consensual sexual relationship may end up going to a Republican
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Mon May 11, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Trump: "Just talked to Putin and a lot of things might be happening soon." Reporters: "What kind of things?" Trump: "THIIINNNGSSS"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Most of President Trump's tweets about to get asterisked as fake news
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Everything is falling apart into a puddle of existential dread. Come enjoy some drinks while the country dies in the 8PM ET MSNBC Discussion Thread
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Republicans have already decided that Trump is going to lose, so they're moving to hamstring Biden, hoping for a backlash in 2022
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(White House)
 
 
 
Here we go again: Coronavirus press conference happening now
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
As he winds down Florida's stay-at-home order while the pandemic continues to rip through the US, we imagine Governor DeSantis standing astride an alligator cage, hollering at the rest of the country to "hold my beer and watch this"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Hey, remember when Republicans cared about government spending?
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Canceling a scientist's grant for purely political reasons is bad enough, but it's even worse when those politics are based on a blatant lie. And especially when the scientist's research is coronaviruses
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Coronavirus meat shortages could last through the summer, as processors of coronavirus meat struggle to reopen at full capacity
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Allies left with 'quizzical dog' faces after Trump abandons America's leadership role at a time of global crisis concerning the coronavirus
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Sun May 10, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Trump says he couldn't have exposed WWII vets to COVID-19 because "the wind was blowing the wrong way"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Somehow Fox News doesn't see anything wrong with reporting a "call to arms about Dems" because (wink, wink, nudge, nudge) that's just a simple turn of phrase and (wink, wink, nudge, nudge) doesn't really mean anything
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Need some cash? Falling behind on the bills? Tired of all those phone calls from people asking you to pay them? Just pull off a special-ops mission in the heart of South America and enjoy that sweet, sweet bounty money
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Sat May 09, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Lawyer who leaked video of killing of Ahmaud Arbery did so to dispel rumors it was "two men with a Confederate flag in the back of a truck going down the road and shooting a jogger in the back." Umm...WTF?
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(The Week)
 
 
 
The robot dogs are here and they want you to socially distance. You choose your fate if you don't comply within 20 seconds
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Vaccine not necessary. I would have submitted this with a Genius tag were Fark to have one
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Fri May 08, 2020
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
It's either Fresh Hell or Free Floating Friday. Time to put away the toys away and relax with a tall, frosty mug of MSNBC Primetime Discussion, starting at 8 PM Eastern
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(CREW)
 
 
 
The Secret Service is now pretty much admitting Trump lies
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(Courier-Journal)
 
 
 
Young Republicans embracing slower, gentler brand of climate activism, potentially heralding a glorious future where new generations of people are cooked low and slow like a good rack of ribs
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
More details about the time the President's son-in-law suggested the Director of National Intelligence use the Russian embassy comms to dodge U.S. intelligence
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Trump on coronavirus: "It'll go away." Trump on 20 million jobs lost: "Those jobs will all be back and be back very soon"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
"We can't control the virus, but we can control all information about the virus"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Woman goes $600K in debt to buy wholesale masks, gloves, hand sanitizer and face shields to give out for free to hospital workers. Probably not the smartest thing to do but it's the thought that counts
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Thu May 07, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Joe Biden poised to disrupt campaign conventions from his basement and become the hottest bad boy in the media game
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(Louder Sound)
 
 
 
Even cancer is scared of Dave Mustaine
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Margaret is an AI bot which uses machine learning to understand "Trump-speak". "By the time Trump mentioned winning for the fourth time, Margaret crashed." She got better
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
There's always a silver lining if you look hard enough - no political canvassers this year
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Trump admits his coronavirus response is causing a Pearl Harbor or 9/11 every day. Well he didn't actually say this but you know that is what you were thinking
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Mercenary dropped a dime on Trump
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Trump's new campaign manager is spending cash like Trump's former campaign managers
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(NPR)
 
 
 
True to form, Trump had already fallen behind on America's pledged payments to the World Health Organization before he decided to blame his ineptitude on them and declare he wouldn't be paying them anymore, anyway
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
So it turns out The Big Apple was more like a Johnny Viruseed
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Secretary of State Mike Pompeo will use "every tool" to get the tools back from Venezuela
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Mitch McConnell Insists on screwing sick workers by protecting businesses from liability for them getting sick. Unsurprisingly, people have a problem with this
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
I'm literally the worst businessman who ever lived. How can I help?
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Covid second wave could be gnarly, and a third may be hella bad
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Wed May 06, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
So long post office, we hardly knew ye
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(Washington Blade)
 
 
 
In a shocking move, the Human Rights Campaign chooses to endorse Biden over Trump
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(Vox)
 
 
 
You citizens of America need to face the brutal truth in these coronavirus times: America isn't as exceptional as it thinks it is
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
NYC getting ready to party like it's 1975
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(Fark and Schnitt)
 
 
 
Fark and Schnitt podcast: Peter Sagal tells us about surviving both the Boston Marathon Bombing and the LA Riots, as well his guess as to when things will return to normal. Plus, the secret strange connection between Fark and Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me is finally revealed
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Mr. Trump, don't argue with a man who buys copies of The Thorn Birds by the barrel
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Here's a shock: Trump nominee is stupid and doesn't know stuff
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Tue May 05, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Days after 900 employees tested positive for coronavirus at a Tyson meat packing plant...another 700 at a second Tyson meat packing plant test positive
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(BBC)
 
 
 
You know things are jacked when you don't know who to believe: the Chinese state media or the US State Department
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Good news: Biden can tout his work on 2009 economic recovery as part of campaign. Bad news: HE'S WEARING A TAN SUIT
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(KTVH Helena)
 
 
 
Danger danger Senate Republicans, a new Senate poll shows Democrat leading by seven in Montana as your majority seems to be going out the window
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
After decades of sending money to red states, the disuniter in chief says it is unfair for blue states to want some of their money back for an emergency. So presidential. So much winning
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
"D.C. will never be a state, you mean District of Columbia, a state? Why? So we can have two more Democratic senators and five{ ? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯} more congressmen? No thank you. That'll never happen."-The President of the US, ladies and gentlemen
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(Chron)
 
 
 
President Trump cheers on governors for ignoring his own White House coronavirus guidelines in the race to get out there and die for some greenbacks
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
If it's a day ending in 'y', it must be another inspector general ousted by Trump administration
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
These armed protesters demanding the economy reopen are going too far, says noted liberal commentator Sean Hannity
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
What is the best word to describe today?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Incapable of staying out of the spotlight, Trump is bringing back his evening COVID-19 rage-fests
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The Saudis are about to engage in economic terrorism
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Chief judge of DC Court of Appeals has asked CJ Roberts to assign a formal investigation into whether McConnell unethically pressured a sitting judge to retire so McConnell could install his protege Justin Walker
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Mon May 04, 2020
(The Drive)
 
 
 
The Eagle has *bump* *screech* *bang* landed
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
This is TNN
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Supreme Court phones it in
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The Tara Reade scandal surrounding Biden is 2020's version of "but her emails"
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Justin Amash could cause some trouble for Trump and Biden, plus he knows where Aleppo is
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Trump supporter suggests that the president stop 'bullying' and to stop having rambling answers with a rambling bullying answer
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Donald Trump likes to claim that he shares the same "genius genes" with his Uncle, John G. Trump, who was a professor of physics at MIT. Friends of John G. Trump: Oh wait. You're serious. Let us laugh harder
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Former Republican President calls for unity in the face of Covid-19. So of course the current Republican President divisibly ragetweets against him
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Meatpacking plants are basically sacrificing workers
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Should we all become doomsday preppers now?
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Really, does anyone need sports?
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Sun May 03, 2020
(Vox)
 
 
 
White House: We have to get the economy back up and running immediately. Also White House: We have to sabotage the economy
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(CNN)
 
 
 
He actually has a strategy?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"Our expectation was always that Trump would go on offense early and we'd have to scramble to defend. The reality has been we've been able to run millions of dollars of thoroughly researched and tested ads, largely unanswered"
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
Obama set up a pandemic response team. 67,248 confirmed COVID-19 kills later, this is how Trump took it down
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Democrats are rushing to make sure every eligible voter can cast their ballot. Republicans are stallin'
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Fri May 01, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
The virtual 2020 campaign is a crockpot of insanity
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
There's regular dumb and then there's accidentally an email to the prosecutor investigating you dumb
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Sure, Jan.gif
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Trevor Noah tackles the biggest problems in technology: iPhones, Trump's Twitter, and Elon Musk
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
After 14 months of waiting, White House Press Secretary will actually hold press conference
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Why are Coronavirus conspiracy theories on the rise?
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Thu April 30, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
Now we have some idea of the kind of disruption it will take to meet our climate change goals in the next decade, and how much worse it will get the longer we wait
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Fox News and John Turley believe Michael Flynn has been exonerated. No other legal minds appear to agree
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The following is a complete list of states whose residents give President Trump better marks for handling the pandemic than their governors: [THIS SPACE INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK]
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
This is satire right? Please be satire. I really can't tell anymore, but then my Noble prize was revoked before I had my covfefe and hamberders so my mind is not in stable genius mode
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump not invoking the Defense Production Act for ventilators and PPE equipment but invoking it to keep open meat-processing plants is probably the most 2020 American thing ever
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump 2020 has decided that the opening salvo of the campaign will be an ad blitz touting what a great job Trump did handling the Coronavirus outbreak. That's a bold strategy
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
'There's plenty of meat, however supply isn't totally meeting demand' is no longer just a Rule 34/Your Mom headline
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Hannity went after the New York Times because Trump told him to
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(The Hard Times)
 
 
 
At one point we feared we might be dumbing things down too much, but then we realized who our target demographic actually was," said Jeffrey Dunn, CEO of the Sesame Workshop
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Looks like the country's going to be forced to reopen regardless of whether it's a good idea. Coronavirus approves of this post
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(CNN)
 
 
 
From the White House to the Big House, hopefully
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Wed April 29, 2020
(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
One simple trick to make $69 million
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Headline is still six words too long
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Senior Beijing official would like to tell you how much Trump is pulling sh*t out of his arse about China covering up the coronavirus
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The EPI survey, starting with 24.4 million people who applied for unemployment benefits between March 15 and April 18, shows that the actual number of unemployed workers in the US is somewhere between 33.3 and 38.3 million people
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(Vogue)
 
 
 
Ceiling Biden is watching Trump beat himself
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Journalistic shortcuts hurt - even unintentional ones
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(Fark and Schnitt)
 
 
 
On this week's episode of Fark and Schnitt, Drew and Todd get down to the bottom of the nation-wide French Fry shortage. Plus a deep dive on the Florida Man who told Trump it was OK to drink bleach and the current media meta on Schrödinger's Kim Jung Un
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Visualization shows how "tiny invisible droplets from a single cough" can spread across an entire airplane. Add this to your nightmare fuel for the next time you take a flight
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(NPR)
 
 
 
50% of Americans have been personally economically affected by the pandemic. Your dog is sick of government cheese
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Kansas Democrats triple turnout from the 2016 presidential caucus after switching to all mail-in primary
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Will the Covid-19 virus and the economic meltdown cause Republicans to abandon Trump? You probably already know the answer
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Trump says the worst days are behind us
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The number of Americans killed by the Vietnam War has now been surpassed by COVID-n-n-n-n-nineteen
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Pence is just a soul whose intentions are good. Oh Lord, please don't let him be misunderstood
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Tue April 28, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Man buys 28 tons of onions. No word on how many he tied to his belt (which was the style at the time) because he had to take the ferry to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"When the announcement came from the White House on Monday morning that there would be no briefing, there was a sigh of relief...from weary fact-checkers and health care professionals, and from members of President Donald Trump's own political party"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
So my GF works for a guy that's supposed to be closed due to the lockdown, but is making his employees come to work, and just got an SBA loan over a million dollars by saying that he's closed. How do I report this scumbag?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Carnivores, your delicious bloody red meat will continue to be served: President Trump to order meat plants to stay open under DPA
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Trump refused to listen to over a dozen intel reports about Coronavirus during briefings because he has no time for bad news
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
"Three weeks of Trump coronavirus briefings under a microscope: 2 hours spent on attacks, 45 minutes on self-congratulation - and 4½ minutes of condolences for victims" So sayeth noted liberal rag MarketWatch
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Restaurants in Georgia were allowed to re-open their doors for dine-in service yesterday, so how did that go? Honestly? It mostly didn't; as it turns out, contrary to the governor's expectations, most restaurant owners AREN'T suicidal or homicidal
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump campaign makes it clear to Senate Republicans that the Emperor does indeed have clothes and they are the most tremendous clothes any one has ever seen. Really, everyone is talking about them
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
One thing we can all agree on: Trump told us to drink bleach caustically
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Mon April 27, 2020
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
NBC News chief pens op-ed calling out Trump, the guy he has bent over backwards for 40 plus months, for his attacks on the media. His attacks on the handicapped, women, trans soldiers, veterans, Muslims, Latinos, children and decency still ok apparently
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Best Korea thinks a letter will placate us that Kim Jong-un is alive until they fatten up someone else to pass off as him
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(Politico)
 
 
 
If you had to encapsulate the entire fun-house-ride- on-hallucinogens experience that is the last three years of the Trump administration, it'd be hard to do better than "Trump replaces coronavirus briefing with tweets"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
But Lysol
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Much like the God-skeptical atheists who suddenly discover the power of prayer in a foxhole, government-skeptical Americans want an effective government intervention during a pandemic
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
The good news here is that the US is now fully prepared for the coming malaria epidemic
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Republicans need to tell Trump to focus on the sick and dying people, not his sick and dying approval rating, says some guy who has apparently not been paying attention for the last 40 months even though that is his one job
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
If one receives a stimulus check and that person writes "Fark You" in front of Donald Trump's name, will they still be able to cash that check? Asking for a friend
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The NY Times analyzed every word of Trump's daily coronavirus briefings, finding, "By far the most recurring utterances from Mr. Trump in the briefings are self-congratulations"
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Trump goes on tirade against Fox News, accuses them of being liberal propaganda after airing anti-Trump attack ad
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Sun April 26, 2020
(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Roger Stone says he has turned to Jesus and confessed his sins. Available for comment, Jesus said "That's nice. Now be quiet and sit in jail like a nice boy"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
It's important to project the same message as your boss
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
As the pandemic carries on, the National Restaurant Association carries on its fight against paid sick leave for restaurant workers, because exploitation never goes out of style
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Looks like Trump can add sedition to his list of crimes against the country
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Sat April 25, 2020
(TMZ)
 
 
 
He might be dead. He might be alive. He's Schrödinger's dictator
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
White House considering legal immunity for businesses who get their workers and customers infected with coronavirus
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Where in the world is Kim Jong Un? That's what the Chinese would really like to know
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Fri April 24, 2020
(The Week)
 
 
 
By the time he arrives at work, Trump "has been up as early as 5 a.m. watching Fox News, then CNN, with a dollop of MSNBC thrown in for rage viewing"
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(Axios)
 
 
 
SMOKEBOMB
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Chris Cuomo's wife shares health and wellness tips, demonstrates why Fark needs a "woo" tab
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
So what happens when an opioid addiction crisis meets a pandemic crisis?
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Speaker Pelosi on President Trump's disinfectant remark: "It was consistent with all of his other statements, which had no relationship to science, fact, evidence, data or appropriate way to proceed"
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(Occupy Democrats)
 
 
 
"The former White House advisor turned MAGA celebrity and podcast meme created a stir on social media this afternoon when he declared that "the Left" hates Trump because they hate masculinity and that "manly men" don't hate Trump." Oh sure
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Kim Jong-un is either dead or alive, either his sister is running North Korea or not, or maybe the DRPK's military are running the show. Any way you shake it the Magic 8-Ball says 'war.' (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump is in debt to the Bank of China for a couple of hundred million dollars, and comes due in 2 years
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
In other news, Kim Jong Un probably already dead and buried
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Donnie Jr. proves to Hannity that there is somebody stupider than Donnie Sr
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
April 4th: White House "really want(ed) to flood NY and NJ" with Trump's gonzo unproven miracle pill that since has shown to kill more people
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Thu April 23, 2020
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
"You can't Sharpie a drug into acceptability," Jake Tapper says of Trump's Covid-19 response
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump is undercounting and overpromising again. He's telling everyone US will only see 60,000 deaths, but we'll hit that figure in a week, and the infection is still spreading unchecked. And that's just the first wave
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Republicans in the House catch the Dotard Coronavirus, refuse to wear masks because it would make their lord and god seem stupid
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(CBS 46 Atlanta)
 
 
 
Brian "Leeroy Jenkins" Kemp response to the White House: LEEROOOOOY JENKKIIIINNSS
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
The person tapped to lead U.S. pandemic task force knows a little something about running labs
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(NPR)
 
 
 
New poll shows that Trump is all but assured to win in November
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(Reuters)