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Thu December 08, 2022       First-ever US auction of lease to develop floating wind turbine farms off California coast attracted $757-million in winning bids. Sounds like a good start source: local10.com   |   share: 7   Wed December 07, 2022       Another day, another recount brought to you by Arizona source: azfamily.com   |   share: 47   Tue December 06, 2022       Polls close at 7 EST, GQP fraud claims continue from now until the end of time: this is your Georgia runoff thread source: cnn.com   |   share: 1065         Taiwan Semiconductor to invest $40 billion in U.S. manufacturing, or almost one Twitter source: yahoo.com   |   share: 26   Sun December 04, 2022 (Some Guy)       Gladys Knight to receive Kennedy Center honors. The Pips, not so much source: westsidepeoplemag.com   |   share: 25         Biden slams Tangerine Insurrectionist for calling to overturn the constitution source: mediaite.com   |   share: 107   Sat December 03, 2022       Roberts and Beerbro livid over Biden official's statement that the Supreme Court is a co-equal branch and not supreme source: slate.com   |   share: 87   Fri December 02, 2022       Bad: You got laid off from your tech job. Worse: You've got 60 days to find a new one or get deported source: cnbc.com   |   share: 75         A photo gallery of all the guests who attended Biden's first state dinner with French president Macron. Wait, I don't see any fascists, Nazis, white supremacists, QAnon theorists, Fox News pundits, or ammosexuals. What is this I don't even source: cnn.com   |   share: 71         Known libby lib Newt Gingrich: Republicans are underestimating President Joe Biden, comparing them to Ronald Reagan and Dwight Eisenhower source: marketwatch.com   |   share: 115         Cause for celebration: Pandemic projected to end by 2030. Sorry, pandemic that took off in the '80s. We'll get back to you about ending the new one within the next 50 years. Cool tag still tips its hat to public health and the medical sciences source: cnn.com   |   share: 2         President Biden dares to serve people something other than McDonald's at State Dinner. Impeachment imminent source: foxnews.com   |   share: 58   Thu December 01, 2022       Day 281 of WW3: US considers dramatic training expansion for Ukrainian forces. NATO pledges more support, including energy infrastructure repairs. The US said it's focused on providing air defenses. It's your Thursday Ukraine war discussion source: cnn.com   |   share: 509         Who's opposed to sick leave for railroad workers? "The House passed the sick leave measure, 221-207, as Republicans overwhelmingly opposed it, indicating that prospects for passage are slim in the evenly divided Senate" source: apnews.com   |   share: 214   Wed November 30, 2022       Don't fret, rail workers. Next year the deal will be more bipartisan with Republicans controlling the House source: wftv.com   |   share: 338         The GQP Hates it when you show the world what their policies do, so they're trying to punish the Doctor who spoke about a 10 year old rape victim having to leave the State to get medical care source: huffpost.com   |   share: 73   Tue November 29, 2022       Nothing up my sleeve... presto source: cnn.com   |   share: 56         Climate change has grounded the Mississippi barge fleet, but opens a window for railroads... which emit more CO2... which will exacerbate climate change... Uh, how many existential crises are we juggling right now? source: marketwatch.com   |   share: 51   Mon November 28, 2022       "I don't lie awake at night worrying about the bad legislation they are going to pass. Because I don't think they're going to pass it. Paul Ryan and John Boehner both had a bigger majority, and they couldn't exercise control" source: politico.com   |   share: 97         Wait, where are the blood-red Christmas trees? I was told there would be blood-red Christmas trees source: cnn.com   |   share: 58   Fri November 25, 2022       Biden offers pie bribes, extorts emergency responder equipment for his family's personal use source: apnews.com   |   share: 29   Thu November 24, 2022       Biden: "The idea we still allow semiautomatic weapons to be purchased is sick. It's just sick. It has no social redeeming values. Zero. None. Not a single, solitary rationale for it except profit for the gun manufacturer" source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: 467   Tue November 22, 2022       Today's Slatesplanation: The biggest challenge facing Nancy Pelosi's successor. No, not Democrats in disarray. Well, no more than normal, anyway source: slate.com   |   share: 96         Outgoing Oregon Governor Kate Brown sees Biden's 6,500 federal cannabis pardons and raises with an astounding 45,000 statewide cannabis pardons source: wweek.com   |   share: 34   Mon November 21, 2022       Twenty-five days ago, Tucker Carlson predicted that there would be no more diesel fuel by the Monday of Thanksgiving week, and that our economy would crash because everything runs on diesel fuel. Well, guess what day it is. Go on, guess source: mediaite.com   |   share: 147         The party of rich snobby old prunes gears up to make sure that only people already swimming in luxury get any kind of financial break source: msn.com   |   share: 109         America may be facing a national rail strike in as little as two weeks, surprising millions who had no idea we even had a national rail system source: cnn.com   |   share: 216   (Some Guy)       No Kevin, the military is one of those Republican things you DO want to support. Beginner mistake source: washingtonpress.com   |   share: 53   Sun November 20, 2022       Four score and some hours ago, Uncle Joe's father brought forth, upon this continent, a new human source: cnn.com   |   share: 121   Sat November 19, 2022       So what happens if Hunter Biden just ignores the congressional subpoenas like TFG and all his cronies have? Chessmate, Qevin source: apnews.com   |   share: 220   Fri November 18, 2022       Boebert heading to recount, loser territory source: thenewcivilrightsmovement.com   |   share: 126   Thu November 17, 2022       The White House has spent months preparing for war. . . with House Republicans source: cnn.com   |   share: 111   Wed November 16, 2022       Arizona Face Plant is either a skateboarding move, a sci-fi horror creature or Tucker Carlson's status after the midterm turds he polished spluttered before the voters source: mediamatters.org   |   share: 30         Honestly, it would have been faster to list all the true statements source: cnn.com   |   share: 54         While Trump was stumbling through his "big announcement" , on the other side of the world "Sleepy Joe" was conducting expert diplomacy to prevent WWIII source: msn.com   |   share: 78         Democrats on the impending eleventy thousand House investigations into Hunter Biden and Dr. Fauci: "Bring it on" source: politico.com   |   share: 250         "You try being high-energy when you're running for President primarily to try to avoid indictment" source: thedailybeast.com   |   share: 77   Tue November 15, 2022       So why is Lauren Boebert in danger of losing one of the most red districts in America? Voters there have figured something that, as one puts it: "I don't think she did shiat" source: motherjones.com   |   share: 150         Russia waited until after the midterm elections to announce retreat from Kherson. It's almost like they're heavily invested in the outcome of American elections and were concerned that some politicians rely heavily on the image of a strong Russia source: cnn.com   |   share: 55         The GQP wants to delay their leadership elections, or else they'll wind up with Liz Cheney as Speaker. Actually, proceed with this plan source: yahoo.com   |   share: 174         We've gone from "Prepare for the Red Wave of MAGA, stupid libs" to "Biden's on the verge of having the most successful midterms since JFK" source: newsweek.com   |   share: 147   Mon November 14, 2022       Insurrectionist Rep. Mo Brooks:"It would be a bad mistake for the GOP to have Trump as their nominee, Trump has proven himself to be dishonest, disloyal, incompetent, crude and a lot of other things that alienate so many independents and Republicans" source: huffpost.com   |   share: 127   Sun November 13, 2022       "I want to make this clear: I have no plans to resign as C.B.P. commissioner," Magnus said hours before resigning as C.B.P. commissioner and forming the Brotherhood of Evil Mutants source: mediaite.com   |   share: 52   Sat November 12, 2022     Will the next Senate Majority Leader please step forward. Not so fast there, Mitch McConnell source: nbcnews.com   |   share: 758         Biden arrives in Cambodia, discovers he's all out of bubblegum source: nbcnews.com   |   share: 50   Fri November 11, 2022       "The most underestimated president in recent history" source: cnn.com   |   share: 308         Astronaut defeats asswipe source: politico.com   |   share: 149   Thu November 10, 2022       Danny Werfel nominated as next IRS Commissioner. That Heisman Trophy really paid off source: marketwatch.com   |   share: 1         House Speaker Nancy Pelosi is mobbed by photographers like a rock star at COP27 summit in Egypt. Next up we may see her crowd surf source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: 18         With Pennsylvania the Democrats have a road map of how to actually appeal to working class Americans and win elections . Expect them to promptly ignore it source: thedailybeast.com   |   share: 154         The other red wave that turned into a trickle: The GOP Latina triple threat source: motherjones.com   |   share: 87   Wed November 09, 2022       Lolo Bobo no go to US HoRo anymo' source: independent.co.uk   |   share: 264         Trump's Cox goes limp source: wtop.com   |   share: 40         Hillbilly Tragedy source: apnews.com   |   share: 167         Fox News reports that it would be a bad idea to impeach President Joe Biden if Republicans retake the House. Republicans might decide to ignore this fair and balanced suggestion source: mediaite.com   |   share: 62   Tue November 08, 2022       Hands reaching out of the dark to help them aboard, voices calling out to them in greeting. Everyone was strangely cheerful-not knowing what I and a few others now knew about the election night MSNBC thread at 7pm ET source: msnbc.com   |   share: 445         Russian media gloats: "After the midterm elections, we'll see a glass jar full of poisonous American spiders, tearing each other up. Go ahead and eat one another" source: thedailybeast.com   |   share: 81   Mon November 07, 2022       They're probably not eating correctly source: ctvnews.ca   |   share: 31   Sat November 05, 2022       Yes, having a parent who worships Trump is a reason to emancipate yourself source: thenewcivilrightsmovement.com   |   share: 125         Why do news organizations treat us like idiots by running stories that assume we are morons? Oh yeah right, gotcha. Your bi-annual clock changing is going to kill you story source: cnn.com   |   share: 59         Biden "ain't buying" what the hand-wringing media is selling source: apnews.com   |   share: 216   Fri November 04, 2022       While you're making Taco Bell fart jokes, everyone in New England will soon freeze and die source: necn.com   |   share: 78         Idiots Out Wandering Around at Trump hate rally source: mediaite.com   |   share: 58   Thu November 03, 2022       Sean Hannity was called out for acting like Sean Hannity source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: 49   Wed November 02, 2022       George Will is terrified that the Democrats will run Biden/Harris in 2024 allowing Trump to be elected and burn the entire country to the ground source: mediaite.com   |   share: 266   Tue November 01, 2022       PA gubernatorial candidate Doug Mastriano is an admin for a FB group called "Mastriano Memes" that pumps out dozens of racist, anti-Semitic, homophobic, transphic, or xenophobic posts a day. Which is a lot of "phobics" source: thedailybeast.com   |   share: 52         President Biden has a 'Welcome back, Carter' moment, wants to float "windfall tax" on energy producers for being war profiteers source: apnews.com   |   share: 90   Mon October 31, 2022       "Conspiracy theory extremist" to "true patriot" in two months, or how the moderate GOP approaches the crazies source: apnews.com   |   share: 105         Exxon Mobil's CEO says, with a straight face, that Exxon's record $30B profit is in fact going to the American families "in the form of our quarterly dividend" source: eenews.net   |   share: 112         In 2005, Sen. Joe Biden voted for a bankruptcy bill that made it nearly impossible to discharge student loans in bankruptcy. Today, he takes a gigantic step towards redeeming himself source: cnbc.com   |   share: 206         "Who, HEY MAN... I'm doing all I can here. I know your people are suffering and we'll do everything we can for you. But I gotta get this approved by some real knuckleheads" source: cnbc.com   |   share: 131   Sun October 30, 2022       The Obamanator is back, and he ain't playing nice source: cnn.com   |   share: 114   Sat October 29, 2022       Halloween festivities turn around 150 people into ghosts in Seoul source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: 118         Fox News blames Biden for the attack on Paul Pelosi because of course they do source: thenewcivilrightsmovement.com   |   share: 117   Fri October 28, 2022       "Welcome to Hell, Elon" source: theverge.com   |   share: 316         President Biden: *waves hand* ok young voters, I gave you student debt relief and weed pardons, will you vote for Democrats now? Young voters: Meh source: vice.com   |   share: 290   Thu October 27, 2022       ♫ 1277 express to heaven, Speeding along like dynamite. 1277 express to heaven, Rumbles the steel like a dog fight. You caught me in a spell. Trying to leave but you know darn well, The heat from below can burn your eyes out... ♫ source: abc7.com   |   share: 3   Tue October 25, 2022       Trump's future 4th ex-wife sits for a deposition with the January 6th Committee source: msn.com   |   share: 39         ♫ "Uncle Joe, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo. ♫ Uncle Joe, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo. ♫ Uncle Joe, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo. ♫ Uncle Joe, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo. ♫ Uncle Joe, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo." ♫ source: indy100.com   |   share: 50         In a rare show of bipartisanship, Democrats warn that Republicans plan to deliberately crash the economy, and Republicans agree source: msnbc.com   |   share: 55         Michael Moore is predicting that the 2022 midterms will become "Roevember" source: msn.com   |   share: 95   Mon October 24, 2022       CNN now very concerned that President Biden has spent more than a fourth of his presidency working from Delaware. WORKING source: cnn.com   |   share: 61   Sun October 23, 2022       Biden to roll out new 6G initiative this week source: nbcnews.com   |   share: 34         Lindsey Graham involved in Watergate-level coverup source: thenewcivilrightsmovement.com   |   share: 43         America's greatest weakness is diplomacy source: politico.com   |   share: 20         CNN is shocked, SHOCKED, to find that Republicans who are in bed with the Russians aren't fully on board with helping Ukraine, bonus mention of Elon, because that link won't click itself source: cnn.com   |   share: 32   Sat October 22, 2022       The IRS brings in a massive percentage of the funds the government receives every year. So, naturally, the GQP is pledging as part of its campaign platform to massively slash the agency's funding. Makes perfect sense, yep source: apnews.com   |   share: 103         Adam Kinzinger: "I'm surrounded by cowards" source: sltrib.com   |   share: 67         We'll always have debt ceilings source: politico.com   |   share: 52         They're assholes, Joe source: thenewcivilrightsmovement.com   |   share: 22         No shiat source: nbcnews.com   |   share: 241   Fri October 21, 2022       Republicans refuse to accept an unwanted outcome... again source: ktla.com   |   share: 29         Biden praises Delaware for kicking Oz out source: mediaite.com   |   share: 10         President Biden cuts the U.S. budget deficit in HALF as a clever gimmick before the elections - Republicans, probably source: cnbc.com   |   share: 84         Day 240 of WW3: US says Iranian military personnel in Crimea to assist Russia in targeting Ukraine's civilian infrastructure with drones. EU and UK have announced new sanctions on Tehran. Drone War in 3...2... It's your Friday Ukraine war discussion source: cnn.com   |   share: 693   Thu October 20, 2022       Biden is going to meet a man wearing shorts under a bridge source: wtae.com   |   share: 26         CNN finally uncovers the answer to what Republicans plan to do to curb inflation: Curve inflation. Seriously, they're just gonna kick it to the curve source: cnn.com   |   share: 85   Wed October 19, 2022       What is Joe Biden hiding and why is he protecting Frank Stallone? source: nbcnews.com   |   share: 102         Farmers across the country are having an existential crisis source: pbs.org   |   share: 96         "Biden trains his focus on abortion and gas prices," leading the exciting possibility that we may start seeing a special discount program where if you get so many abortions stamped on your card, you get a deep gas discount. Fingers crossed source: cnn.com   |   share: 76         Biden has enough gas to last to November [fart joke goes here] source: cnbc.com   |   share: 118         Val Demmings humiliated Little Marco at their lone debate source: cnn.com   |   share: 96   Tue October 18, 2022       50% of sources cited in headline rate chance of US recession at 100%. Good editing (and statistics) are hard, yo source: marketwatch.com   |   share: 13   Mon October 17, 2022     FREE $10,000 reimbursement. Here's how you apply for student loan forgiveness under the Biden administration's plan. Brought to you by Teen Vogue, whose name suggests they might not have to worry about such things source: teenvogue.com   |   share: 145         Tell me Javanka became Federal Informants without telling me Javanka became Federal Informants source: forbes.com   |   share: 77   Sun October 16, 2022       There he is eating ice cream like he's president or something source: foxnews.com   |   share: 102   Sat October 15, 2022       Five major takeaways from the Georgia senate debate source: cnn.com   |   share: 159   Fri October 14, 2022     House Democrats regroup source: politico.com   |   share: 58         DeSantis is going full Charlie Sheen source: politico.com   |   share: 68         Can anyone explain what exactly does Jim Jordan do to justify a $174K salary? source: dailyboulder.com   |   share: 50         The Peter Thiel-backed "anti-woke" bank immediately collapses source: boingboing.net   |   share: 55   Thu October 13, 2022       The beatings will continue until the building on the $1 trillion infrastructure plan speeds up source: apnews.com   |   share: 33         With an actual headline like, "Voters may care more about the cost of French fries than January 6th panel's compelling evidence," you might expect the Hand of Cillizza at work. But, no. CNN has others source: cnn.com   |   share: 56   Wed October 12, 2022       Before taking COVID drug Paxlovid, advise your doctor if you are taking certain heart medications, have an erection lasting more than four hours source: cnn.com   |   share: 7   Tue October 11, 2022       Well it's no Iron Dome, but, in response to Russian attacks on Kyiv and other cities, the US is sending to Ukraine National Advanced Surface-to-Air Missile Systems. (NASAMS), which are capable of spotting and shooting down cruise missiles source: cnn.com   |   share: 192   Mon October 10, 2022       Headline describes it all: A company hoping to help California with its high-speed rail built one in North Africa instead, saying the region was 'less politically dysfunctional' source: businessinsider.com   |   share: 78   Sun October 09, 2022       Finally, someone has the courage to say out loud what so many of us have been thinking privately: America is a nation of addicts and something needs to be done, and fast source: usatoday.com   |   share: 89   Sat October 08, 2022       President Biden: "States should also implement marijuana pardons, like the federal pardon I signed." Governor Abbott of Texas: "Not happening here, Boy-o" source: chron.com   |   share: 147         A handy list of people that Republicans will claim will be freed by Biden pot possession pardon source: cnn.com   |   share: 44   Fri October 07, 2022       While Wall Street panics over plebian power, one sector of the market is flying high source: marketwatch.com   |   share: 5         Massachusetts Democrats celebrate Biden's pardons for weed possession, plan to follow suit source: boston.com   |   share: 30         We finally found something TFG didn't want to scrawl his name under while he was president source: businessinsider.com   |   share: 41   Thu October 06, 2022       Biden then whips on his aviators, flicks a cigarette, and drives his Trans-Am into the sunset source: thewrap.com   |   share: 113   Wed October 05, 2022       Biden goes to Puerto Rico to survey the storm damage, and doesn't throw a single paper towel, fight with any mayors or governors, or give himself the highest possible marks for his efforts. Does this guy even know how to President? source: politico.com   |   share: 47         Perhaps afraid of being sanctioned like Russia, Fox News bravely has Bret Baier reinforce THREE times, the network agrees Russia attacked the Nordstream Pipeline and not the US as Tucker likes to imagine source: mediaite.com   |   share: 56   Tue October 04, 2022       We now have ironclad proof that Joe Biden will run for reelection in 2024. Our source for this info? Erm...can we have a corroborating source, please? source: nbcdfw.com   |   share: 39   Mon October 03, 2022       Florida Man saved from hurricane Ian by smacking meat mallet, thrusting through curtains, grabbing wood, using his palm source: aol.com   |   share: 23         Florida gonna be in pain: "That's because the law allows Citizens to add a surcharge, derisively known as a hurricane tax, to the bills of its customers and eventually customers of other insurance polices, such as auto, to pay off its debts" source: politico.com   |   share: 111   Sat October 01, 2022     President Kamala? source: mediaite.com   |   share: 138         Ian will ruin insurance companies source: politico.com   |   share: 65         Gavin Newsom is carving out his political future source: politico.com   |   share: 36         Imported baby formula, which was only supposed to be on the American market through November, gets an extension of its best-by date source: fox4news.com   |   share: 24   Fri September 30, 2022       Investiture ceremony held for Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson, as she joins two other justices and six raving right-wing lunatics on the United States Supreme Court source: nbcnews.com   |   share: 65         DeSantis displays manners source: politico.com   |   share: 79   (Some Guy)       Don't forget Poland source: notesfrompoland.com   |   share: 15   Thu September 29, 2022       I suppose you have to first have integrity before one can question it. Isn't that right, Justice Samuel Alito? (With video of Justice Samuel Alito mocking pro-choicers) source: cnn.com   |   share: 98         In a move that would have been appropriate at any time in the past 200 years, Biden officially declares Florida a disaster. Stay safe, Florida Farkers source: vanityfair.com   |   share: 154         $2.38 for gas, but it's only a short-lived political stunt and there's no "I did that" Biden sticker on the pump source: levittownnow.com   |   share: 31         Big investors around the world are angry at the Fed for making it more expensive for them to bilk the poors source: npr.org   |   share: 15   Wed September 28, 2022       Did Joe "Gaffe" Biden's latest embarrassing verbal stumble hand the mid-term elections over to the GOP and guarantee Trump's election as dictator for life? CNN asks the question source: cnn.com   |   share: 211         Gen-X may never produce a US president. Or it might. Whatever source: businessinsider.com   |   share: 202   Tue September 27, 2022       States get OK to put EV every L source: fox8live.com   |   share: 61         'Do it now': Pumped up President Biden demands gas stations slash prices to be more in line with dropping oil prices source: markets.businessinsider.com   |   share: 48         American women feel that maybe, just maybe, bitter old men who have been ejaculating dust since 1974 might not be the best arbiters of how to manage a uterus source: msn.com   |   share: 92   Mon September 26, 2022       TikTok will be able to keep operating in the US, thanks to a deal President Biden explained in a 30-second-long video source: arstechnica.com   |   share: 11         The first legislation the GOP will attempt to pass if they take over congress in the mid-terms: Fire 87,000 government employees that don't exist source: msnbc.com   |   share: 178   Sun September 25, 2022       Gavin Newsom wants leaders to shift into Beastie mode because voters are screaming... "YOU GOTTA FIGHT... FOR OUR RIGHTS... DEMOCRATIC PAAARRR - TTTYYY source: abc7.com   |   share: 81         GQP: There's so much pressure being put on us to impeach Joe Biden if we take back the House. It's just coming from everywhere, the pressure. All these people, all they say to us is, "You must impeach him." We may not be able to resist the pressure source: cnn.com   |   share: 164   Sat September 24, 2022       Make America Gay Again? Not that there's anything wrong with that source: mediaite.com   |   share: 88         Matthew McConaughey claims it would be arrogant for him NOT to consider running for high office in the United States, or even in Texas. Alright alright alrighty then source: fox32chicago.com   |   share: 67   Fri September 23, 2022       Stephen Breyer imagines right wing judges are bound by the logic they implement source: edition.cnn.com   |   share: 34         Sir Elton John will rock some light into Dark Brandon's life tonight as he performs a concert on the South Lawn of the White House source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: 17   Thu September 22, 2022       Something something blessed is he who plants trees under whose shade he will never sit something something source: businessinsider.com   |   share: 36         Two gay Congressional candidates to come face to face. So to speak source: nbcnews.com   |   share: 57         Something Happened: Incel Nazi 1/6 Traitor gets 4 years in prison source: cnn.com   |   share: 144         Fled Cruise: "This project will bring jobs to Texas and millions of dollars to the state. A great bipartisan victory" White House: "Senator Cruz voted against this" source: mediaite.com   |   share: 79   Wed September 21, 2022       Andrew Cuomo upset that Joe Biden won't give him a ride in the Trans-Am anymore :( source: mediaite.com   |   share: 43         Representative Mayonnaise Traitor Greed introduces Articles of Impeachment against President Biden. But at least she admits that he is President source: mediaite.com   |   share: 125         Remember two weeks ago when a criminal with a history of fraud and bizarre legal theories decided to interject his own unsolicited filing into the MAL case? Well, it happened again source: texastribune.org   |   share: 36   Tue September 20, 2022       Fiona shreks Puerto Rico source: cnn.com   |   share: 46         Someone finally explained to Gov. DeathSantis that he could be liable for a charge of criminal human trafficking in regards to his little Martha's Vineyard stunt. Let's see how fast he can backpedal source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: 221   Mon September 19, 2022       With absolutely all of the Commonwealth's problems solved , and since VA rules don't allow him to run for re-election, Gov Youngkin decides to start running for President. Y-O-U-N-G-K-I-N, yes, Glenn source: politico.com   |   share: 70         President of the United States hereby declares "The pandemic is over", about 3 years after his predecessor did source: cnn.com   |   share: 322         Will the hands of the dead be dipped in vanilla pudding as is tradition? Will one of the grandsons crack a silent, but deadly one while carrying his grandmother's casket? It's the official Fark Queen Elizabeth II's funeral thread. Fun starts at 5 a.m. ET source: deadline.com   |   share: 230   Sat September 17, 2022       The Park West station of the US Postal Service in Manhattan can't sell stamps. The tag is for why source: cnn.com   |   share: 19         Day 206 of WW3: Zelensky: Burial site contains torture victims. Putin vows to press attack on Ukraine. US sends new military aid for Ukraine to boost momentum. 'Ukraine medic describes Russian torture. It's your Saturday Ukraine war discussion source: apnews.com   |   share: 654         Newsmax's Greg Kelly claims that the Kardashians are the biggest existential threat to our way of life. Billions of Bajorans agree source: mediaite.com   |   share: 116   Fri September 16, 2022       Thanks for voting for my MAGA platform, suckers. By the way, I don't believe a word of it source: nhpr.org   |   share: 41   (Some Guy)       Putin's red line with the West concerning Ukraine: Long-range missiles source: 19fortyfive.com   |   share: 104         Even Michael Beschloss is radical now source: politico.com   |   share: 19   Thu September 15, 2022       Despite a perfect 15-0 record in court, PA's Delaware County is STILL paying to fend off 2020 election lawsuits source: whyy.org   |   share: 40         Rail strike averted - Let's Go Brandon! source: apnews.com   |   share: 286   Wed September 14, 2022       New Hampshire GOP bets it all on Trump source: seacoastonline.com   |   share: 75         Fox News is suddenly worried about the President's frivolous use of Air Force One source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: 145   Tue September 13, 2022       You're not gonna believe this but Joe Manchin is bringing in the Big Oil guns... to help ensure his permitting reform rider has the most poisonous of poison pills source: commondreams.org   |   share: 176         What would Republicans know about personal responsibility?? source: npr.org   |   share: 95         Potential impact of the coming railroad strike affects passenger rail - Amtrak cancels Empire Builder, California Zephyr and Southwest Chief routes effective on Tuesday source: nbcnews.com   |   share: 58   Mon September 12, 2022       How do you avoid inviting a 1,200lb traitorous loser no one wants to be around to a state funeral? Tell President Biden he only gets to bring one +1 source: cnn.com   |   share: 189   Fri September 09, 2022       QAnon goes on overdrive after Queen Elizabeth's death. They are really cranking it up this time source: dailyboulder.com   |   share: 106         Of all the things that did happen this week, these actually didn't. Welcome to Fark source: apnews.com   |   share: 43         Democrats are winning the culture wars at last source: politico.com   |   share: 49         Failing upward: Hunter laptop deniers now running International Spy Museum in Washington DC source: washingtonexaminer.com   |   share: 233   Thu September 08, 2022       Which sounds exactly like what an abusive husband says to their spouse source: politico.com   |   share: 84         Oh, you're into AOC or Stacey Abrams as the next rising star in the Democratic Party? That's cool, that's cool. I was into AOC and Stacey Abrams, too, before they got so mainstream. I'm more into Maura Healey now but you probably haven't heard of her source: cnn.com   |   share: 75   Wed September 07, 2022       Employees are kindly directed to notice that the bread will be buttered on one side only source: mediamatters.org   |   share: 47         Rifles, Tasers and Jails? Oh My. We're off to see the police state source: themarshallproject.org   |   share: 43         A group in Michigan files a suit to throw out the 2020 election. This is not a repeat from the last 20 months source: democracydocket.com   |   share: 112         Why is it that the word "Former" always seems to precede the title of a Republican or conservative leaning position, like military or police, when speaking out publicly against Trump source: msnbc.com   |   share: 40         "Barr's latest anti-Trump broadside raises political stakes" What stakes you ask? Nothing. He's just a guy with an opinion on TV, what he says or does no longer matters. Barr is a waste of space and air -- a bloated bag of Iran Contra coverups source: cnn.com   |   share: 42   Tue September 06, 2022       Remember when Homer Simpson was chasing a flying pig through Springfield repeating it's still good, it's still good? Politico is Homer and the pig is Republican majority House source: politico.com   |   share: 68         'They're getting killed among women' is somehow not a Handmaid's Tale ending we're all hoping for, but it's close source: politico.com   |   share: 184   Mon September 05, 2022       Russia sanctions 25 more Americans, including two Yankee Imperialist Illusionists, for revealing bullsh*t artists' trade secrets. The silent one is especially threatening source: apnews.com   |   share: 66         Electric vehicles could require 30% less manufacturing labor than conventional cars, which has experts on the economy and sociology of the Midwest so very concerned source: cnbc.com   |   share: 97         "President Joe Biden warned Americans in a televised address that 'Trump and the MAGA Republicans represent an extremism that threatens the very foundations of our republic.' And how did Trump respond? By proving Biden 100% correct" source: cnn.com   |   share: 101         Trump calls on lawmakers to institute capital punishment for drug dealers. Well, not the drug dealers who were pardoned by Trump, of course source: yahoo.com   |   share: 44   Fri September 02, 2022       Sitting president, soon-to-be indicted ex-president head to Pennsylvania source: politico.com   |   share: 53         Arizona Supreme Court says: Star Chamber (aka The Senate) can keep its secrets source: apnews.com   |   share: 33   Wed August 31, 2022       Lindsey Graham hasn't felt this threatened since the Sadie Hawkins dance source: thenewcivilrightsmovement.com   |   share: 122         South postpones rising again to receive FEMA assistance source: wlbt.com   |   share: 109         Hey, Donny. Knock knock indeed source: businessinsider.com   |   share: 95   Tue August 30, 2022       After turning over cushions and emptying file cabinets, Dept. of Education has turned up 5 million more student loan borrowers who might be eligible for help source: cnbc.com   |   share: 13         Trump's master baiting ploy goes limp because DoJ's taint team finished too quickly source: cnbc.com   |   share: 49   Mon August 29, 2022       CNN explores the one weird trick happening at the border that's making everything so much harder for the Biden administration. Floor humping may be involved source: cnn.com   |   share: 57         Why i$ action on climate change pre$ented a$ unpopular when a majority of American$ $upport it? source: grist.org   |   share: 54         "Grasp at Straw" refers to a drowning man grabbing any floating object, even a straw, to save himself. It was first used by Thomas More in A Dialogue of Comfort Against Tribulation source: cnn.com   |   share: 92   Sun August 28, 2022       Rudy Giuliani says that jailing people who attacked cops on Jan 6 for 14 months is 'inhumane' and that Joe Biden should be prosecuted for 'crimes against humanity' over Trump's raid at Mar-a-Lago. Not a joke source: dailyboulder.com   |   share: 88         Biden: "I respect conservative Republicans. I don't respect these MAGA Republicans." Karl Rove: "No he didn't say that. Those words never passed his lips" source: mediaite.com   |   share: 121         "Biden has confirmed more federal judges at this point in his tenure than any president since JFK. [His] court picks have also been the most racially, ethnically, and gender diverse" source: yahoo.com   |   share: 95   Sat August 27, 2022       Donnie, how about you simmer down before Dark Brandon comes over there and makes you pay Trump University's share of loan forgiveness out of your own fat, stupid pockets? source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: 41   Fri August 26, 2022       Biden says MAGA is semi-fascism, the Pope is kinda Catholic, and Duke sorta sucks source: nbcnews.com   |   share: 81         How do you do, fellow polar bears? source: politico.com   |   share: 22         Tucker Carlson showed live footage of a Biden rally expecting to mock a gaffe that never came, but hey, free non-troll Biden coverage on Fox News source: mediaite.com   |   share: 27         Democrats in tough races across the nation distance themselves from President Biden's student loans decision. It's almost like there's something wrong with it source: nbcnews.com   |   share: 96   Wed August 24, 2022       The secret is out about the new head of The Secret Service source: cnn.com   |   share: 51         Shockwaves from the Kansas Effect may just be beginning source: time.com   |   share: 103         Biden unveils Schrodinger's student loan relief plan: It does too much and not enough at the same time source: nbcnews.com   |   share: 478   Tue August 23, 2022       "You got your half-measures in my means testing" "Well you got your means testing in my half-measures" Student Loan Forgiveness Edition source: forbes.com   |   share: 172   Mon August 22, 2022       Well, would you look at that. Democrats timed it so that all the money in the Infrastructure Bill would start getting handed out right now, just three months before the mid-terms. Are they getting better at this game or is it just me? source: cnn.com   |   share: 152         Please sir, we need your dumbest take on recent events source: politico.com   |   share: 69   Sat August 20, 2022       Judge tells Lindsey to get on that midnight train to Georgia source: cnbc.com   |   share: 154   Fri August 19, 2022     Sometimes it is hard to improve on the original headline. This is one of those times. "This Timeline of Trumpworld Excuses Proves Mar-a-Lago Raid Week Was Even Stupider Than You Remember" Tag is for the editor who picked the headline source: esquire.com   |   share: 51         Republican millionaire necrophiliac Congressional candidate Carl Paladino was on meth when he beat the family puppy to death in front of his screaming children, which is a thing I can totally say because I'm being facetious source: apnews.com   |   share: 61   Thu August 18, 2022       Fetterman is now on TikTok. Oz staff just shiat their pants source: theverge.com   |   share: 67         Aaaaaand of course American microchip manufacturers decided to take that $76B freebie and enrich their shareholders instead of increasing investment in our own country source: commondreams.org   |   share: 294   Wed August 17, 2022       Joe Biden is the most environmentally friendly president we've had since Nixon. Wait, what? source: slate.com   |   share: 77         The Republican party is looking more and more like the Jim Jones sect source: dailyboulder.com   |   share: 135   Tue August 16, 2022       Rep. Rashida Tlaib (D-MI): "Manchin went back on his word to get [Build Back Better] done, and we owe him nothing now" source: commondreams.org   |   share: 149         Dark Brandon detects malarkey, wipes out $3.9 billion in student debt source: cnbc.com   |   share: 196   Mon August 15, 2022       DOJ assembles Taint Team to probe TFG source: thedailybeast.com   |   share: 56         Biden should pardon Trump and announce he won't seek reelection in 2024 to prove no one is above the law and save the country from violence, writes man in dumbest take of all time source: msn.com   |   share: 207         Ugly-ass trio of Malayan tiger cubs born at Arkansas Zoo source: upi.com   |   share: 1   Fri August 12, 2022       Build Back Better... err, "Inflation Reduction Act" passes the House source: usatoday.com   |   share: 46         Eric Bolling gets absolutely destroyed by John Bolton's mustache on his own show: "You're hopeless, Eric" source: mediaite.com   |   share: 57         Of registered voters polled: 49% approve of Mar-a-Lardo raid; 39% are in a cult; and 13% don't know what room they're in or where their pants went source: politico.com   |   share: 66   Thu August 11, 2022       GQP: How DARE Joe Biden describe the American economy as it actually is instead of how we want it to be in our most fevered imaginations source: slate.com   |   share: 46         Sure, high gas prices are bad, but is gas too low now? source: foxbusiness.com   |   share: 77         Party of small government promises Death Star of bureaucracy source: thedailybeast.com   |   share: 49   Wed August 10, 2022       Herschel Walker agrees to one debate--if he can study the coach's playbook in advance source: thedailybeast.com   |   share: 58         I'm Eric is being helpful as always source: yahoo.com   |   share: 51         In their furious rush to attack the FBI for the Mar-a-Lago search, Trump supporters are ignoring one key fact. Wait, just one? Wouldn't that mark a significant improvement in their normal behavior? source: cnn.com   |   share: 79

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