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Sat April 10, 2021
	We don't have a model of "herd imunity" that succeeded without culls, except maybe smallpox. So please stop aiming for some number of vaccinations in order to re-open. Only the number of infections will tell us when we are winning source: msn.com \| share:	45
	The few, the proud, the unvaccinated source: eastbaytimes.com \| share:	236
	Trump removed the POW/MIA flag from the White House. It's back up source: cnn.com \| share:	96

Fri April 09, 2021
	Biden seems to be open to allowing vexatious litigants to bankrupt an entire industry source: nbcnews.com \| share:	387
	Mistakes were made, masks were unworn, so here is another Covid surge source: cnn.com \| share:	211
	Biden Administration wants to ratchet up the tensions by sending warships to the Black Sea to counter the Russian military build-up near Ukraine source: the-sun.com \| share:	179

Thu April 08, 2021
		...because boycotts almost never work source: espn.com \| share:	21

Wed April 07, 2021
	Biden's proposed corporate tax hike to fund infrastructure is so wildly unpopular that two-thirds of voters support it source: newsweek.com \| share:	76
	Biden to issue Executive Order regarding guns on Thursday. In related story, websites that sell ammo simultaneously explode source: politico.com \| share:	172
	Half of US residents could have a shot of Covid-19 vaccine by the weekend. Key word here is "could" source: cnn.com \| share:	14
	While Biden is quietly and effectively presidenting, the GOP leaders can't seem to shake their addiction to Trump-style "stunt politics", and, oddly people are finding they actually kinda like that whole "competence" thing source: cnn.com \| share:	83
	I'm pretty sure I'll read some pretty stupid things today, but this is perhaps, well, you know. It actually goes without saying source: newsweek.com \| share:	95

Tue April 06, 2021
	GOP spring donor retreat demands some sort of document that verifies an attendee has had his covid vaccine. Almost like a vaccine passport or something source: washingtonexaminer.com \| share:	48
	Are you an adult? After April 19th go get your vaccine source: pix11.com \| share:	202
	Trump claims he did nothing wrong and if he did do something wrong so did the Democrats. This is judged to be a gross exaggeration source: lawandcrime.com \| share:	36

Mon April 05, 2021
	Corporate America is divorcing the GOP source: cnn.com \| share:	83
	DNC's new billboard campaign sells American Rescue Plan, shames Republican 'no' votes source: texastribune.org \| share:	57
	That U-2 flight along the southern US border recently wasn't on a surveillance mission, it was mearly a training flight to learn how to spy on the southern border source: thedrive.com \| share:	55
	Hunter Biden says he smoked Parmesan Cheese but didn't inhale source: syracuse.com \| share:	115
	Texas Governor avoids super spreader event and turns down opportunity to throw out the first pitch at the full to capacity Rangers home opener. And something about cancel culture in Atlanta source: politico.com \| share:	30
	Wait has the GOP ever had credibility? source: mediaite.com \| share:	40
	Bronx congressman wants billions for NYC public housing, which under NYC budgeting will totally buy three whole air conditioners - with enough left over for the DeBlasios to pick up something nice in the Hamptons source: gothamist.com \| share:	34
	The Sun's U.S. edition reveals everything you'd want to know about the stimulus check you have yet to receive. Talk about reliable sources source: the-sun.com \| share:	2
	Marjorie Taylor Greene (R) decides to hitch her clown car to Matt Gaetz's (R) sinking ship source: nationalmemo.com \| share:	120

Sun April 04, 2021
		"I'M NOT WATCHING BASEBALL." See, nobody cares source: mediaite.com \| share:	175

Sat April 03, 2021
	Jen Psaki has no farks left to give source: mediaite.com \| share:	103
	Biden lets Trump's racist policy die out source: cnet.com \| share:	34

Fri April 02, 2021
	Ted Cruz "Rickrolls" his Twitter followers...on April 2nd, making him the leading contender of the title "hippest most with-it Senator 2008" source: msn.com \| share:	42
	916k new jobs in March, unemployment down to 6%, we're all gonna die source: politico.com \| share:	98
	Biden: No company making billions of dollars in profits should be paying less federal income tax than a teacher or a firefighter.....AMAZON source: reuters.com \| share:	132
	Raising US per capita income by $2400? It doesn't involve degrading myself, people with knives, or communism? Um, where are you from anyway? Delaware? source: usatoday.com \| share:	26

Thu April 01, 2021
	President Biden endorses moving MLB All-Star Game out of Georgia because of the newly passed voting law. Forty other GOP-dominated statehouses across the country weighing similar legislation get in line to be boycotted too source: politico.com \| share:	33
	♫ Watching Sesame Street, schoolin' Enzo ♩ sippin' on gin and juice; ♬ laaaaid off, got my mind on my money and my money on my mind. ♬ source: cnn.com \| share:	10
	It's finally here. It's Opening Day 2021 for Major League Baseball. All 30 teams are in action as we start with the Blue Jays and Yankees at 1:05 PM ET on ESPN. So is your team looking good? Or will it be the same ol' same ol'? source: espn.com \| share:	118
	File under things that never happened. Greg Kelly from NewsMax: One time in college in Kentucky I smoked the marijuanas and blacked out for 4 days and woke up in Kenya. It's true. You can ask Becky source: thewrap.com \| share:	118
	"And he said to me: 'If you act like you belong there, at a certain point, people will believe you.'" source: cnbc.com \| share:	19
	In four Years Trump had pretty much one undisputed accomplishment: cutting the hell out of taxes for big corporations. Biden is about to undo it, and we'll all get shiny new roads and bridges in the bargain source: politico.com \| share:	63

Wed March 31, 2021
	Infrastructure years are here source: politico.com \| share:	30
	Joke will be on them when the rich stop dying source: cnbc.com \| share:	43
	Delta CEO blasts restrictive new Georgia voting law after activist pressure. Amazing how opinion changes after people threaten to boycott you source: msn.com \| share:	28
	Little Teddy Cruz has some advice for the adults in the White House: Reinstate Trump's border policies because they were working. Not EVER going to happen, but a good try kid source: dfw.cbslocal.com \| share:	40
	Catholic Church lobbied against suicide prevention hotline because it included help for LGBTQ community. Just like Jesus would have wanted, right? source: insider.com \| share:	90

Tue March 30, 2021
	Judges coming out source: politico.com \| share:	77
	We're not targeting black people because we're racist, we're targeting black people because they vote Democrat source: nypost.com \| share:	109
	Biden: "See this $1.3 billion in student debt? AAAANNNDDD...now its gone" source: forbes.com \| share:	349

Mon March 29, 2021
	Voter suppression laws passed in states could backfire on Republicans, you say? Challenge accepted source: nbcnews.com \| share:	17
	Biden's trustbusters are experts at dismantling big tech and big ag source: motherjones.com \| share:	48
	Good news needy Americans, your fourth $1,400 stimulus check may be coming soon thanks to support by more than 60 lawmakers source: the-sun.com \| share:	103
	Dominion considers suing defamer-in-chief source: washingtonexaminer.com \| share:	44

Sun March 28, 2021
	Georgia governor Kemp pretends to be an idiot as cover for being racist source: talkingpointsmemo.com \| share:	68
	♫ Baby you can drive my car, as long as you pay the taxes, beep beep, beep beep, yeah ♫ source: cnbc.com \| share:	195
	Zoom has a zero tax bill despite $670 million in profits during this pandemic. Headquarters moved to the Cayman Islands? Nope, just the current tax code source: cbsnews.com \| share:	74
	Diamond and Silk question Biden's cognitive abilities. thatsthejoke.jpg source: mediaite.com \| share:	265
	Trump whines to Jeanine Pirro that he's being demanded at the border by ICE source: mediaite.com \| share:	110

Sat March 27, 2021
	America's real border crisis isn't on the border, it's our government who has been using brute force on immigration for decades with failing results source: theatlantic.com \| share:	105
	Good news, doomsdayers: A time traveler has gone six years into the future where he says humans are already extinct (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share:	81

Fri March 26, 2021
	McEnema: the press never gave Trump the respect they're giving Biden. Press: you do know we had cameras, right? source: salon.com \| share:	62
	Right-of-center Politifact fact checks Biden's press conference, only finds five statements worthy of re-examination, and concludes 4 of them are true source: politifact.com \| share:	88
	Uhh, because they're serious about making this happen, and we've largely let a pothead weirdo who is off playing "rocket ship" half the time carry the ball for our team? source: cnbc.com \| share:	47

Thu March 25, 2021
	100 million? Why not 200 million? source: cnbc.com \| share:	52
	Turns out the big corporation ran by the world's richest man lied about how their workers pee in bottles and poop in bags because they can't get bathroom breaks, who could have predicted this?? source: theintercept.com \| share:	55
	Now if ALL reporters would simply 'step away' from Ted Cruz, the world would be a better place source: businessinsider.com \| share:	25
	Covid-19 will happen to them. Most will recover from it without problems. Some won't. Some will die. Think measles outbreaks source: sfgate.com \| share:	86
	Senate votes 92-7 to extend Payroll Protection Program by 2 months source: cnn.com \| share:	52
	Trump knew his idiot brigade wouldn't trust the Covid vaccine source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	67
	Why haven't 30 million Americans gotten their stimulus checks yet? It's because a Trump appointee is still in charge of the Social Security Administration (until 2025) and he wants to stiggit to the Dems source: huffpost.com \| share:	84
	A large article about a small porn problem at Medium source: theverge.com \| share:	9

Wed March 24, 2021
	Republicans' latest excuse for closing the border is that illegal immigrants will bring coronavirus into the country. But Republicans are also some of the worst when it comes to wearing masks as protection from the coronavirus. Does that seem odd? source: slate.com \| share:	54
	♫ Who let the dogs back in the White House? Who? Who? Who? ♫ source: cnn.com \| share:	59
	Nothing like a few mass murders to put gun buyers in the mood source: cnn.com \| share:	144
	It's way past time to get weapons of war like assault rifles off the street says...checks notes...The New York Post source: nypost.com \| share:	95
	Mitch McConnell threatens Democrats with Ragnarok should they get rid of the filibuster, which allows him to block their entire agenda for the next two years. So, either let him block their agenda, or he will destroy their agenda source: talkingpointsmemo.com \| share:	187
	For reasons which are murky, at best, Laura Ingraham still has a job source: thenewcivilrightsmovement.com \| share:	83

Tue March 23, 2021
	Question 1: Damages are paid for wrongly-removed property rights. That's good, right? .. Question 2: If the damages paid are called "reparations" does that change anything? source: nbcnews.com \| share:	32
	Oh, the humanity source: businessinsider.com \| share:	37
	Ain't nothing gonna happen source: forbes.com \| share:	177
	Rep. Mass Shooter Barbie (R-eally likes guns) sent out a "DON'T TAKE OUR GUNS" fundraising email while her constituents dead bodies were still warm source: marketwatch.com \| share:	164
	Biden wants Senate Democrats to continue squeezing blood from a stone source: talkingpointsmemo.com \| share:	170
	Who could have predicted that outsourcing most of our manufacturing to other countries would come back to bite us in the ass? source: vox.com \| share:	27

Mon March 22, 2021
	How does one keep the faith when all QAnon predictions have failed? source: dailyboulder.com \| share:	104
	The latest cocaine-fueled conspiracy from Donnie Trump Jr. is that the military is "literally attacking" Americans source: thenewcivilrightsmovement.com \| share:	60
	DOJ investigating whether "fight like hell " means "fight like hell" source: talkingpointsmemo.com \| share:	60
	So, apparently there are Mexicans who are huge MAGAts and now they're fomenting conspiracy theories on the border to discredit Biden source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	46
	Mitch McConnell killed accountability for Congress source: theatlantic.com \| share:	54

Sun March 21, 2021
	Chuck Todd Chuck Todds like only Chuck Todd can Chuck Todd source: alternet.org \| share:	131
	Bold strategy proposed source: politico.com \| share:	65
	Tomi Lahren emerges from her chrysalis, hysterically claims Biden is a "shadow president" who will give power to Kamala Harris source: mediaite.com \| share:	172
	Stick a fork in the filibuster: it's done source: slate.com \| share:	118

Sat March 20, 2021
		Maybe you've heard the one. A Black Muslim and a White Jew walk in to show solidarity with Asian Americans source: usatoday.com \| share:	184

Fri March 19, 2021
	Biden picks space case to be in charge of NASA source: engadget.com \| share:	42
	Prophet moves goal posts forward, now says Trump to be Pres again by the end of April instead of June source: rightwingwatch.org \| share:	71
	House passes Bill to create pathway to citizenship for Dreamers and DACAmented, to be introduced to Senate for vote; only took a couple decades but we are getting somewhere source: cnn.com \| share:	24

Thu March 18, 2021
	Biden's goal of 100 million Covid vaccines in his first 100 days will be met over a month ahead of schedule source: businessinsider.com \| share:	105
	"In his opening statement, Roy said the shootings were a tragedy, that "all Americans deserve protection and to live in a free society," He then emphasized the importance of justice by quoting an old saying that glorified lynchings in Texas" source: businessinsider.com \| share:	37
	One more good reason for the return of the talking filibuster source: msn.com \| share:	42

Wed March 17, 2021
	Bernie Sanders wants to increase corporate taxes on firms with "excessive CEO pay." Just wait until they start taking a knee in protest and learning nobody else will hire them source: cnbc.com \| share:	26
	The answer is No, but at least we will finally hear the truth about Crybaby Kavanaugh's sexual assault history source: vanityfair.com \| share:	70
	Seriously, when is the last time 72% of Americans have agreed on anything? Thanks, Biden source: politico.com \| share:	100
	There's a lot more where that came from source: politico.com \| share:	46
	President Biden endorses a return to the talking filibuster, wants democracy to function again source: commondreams.org \| share:	139
	Marjorie Greene a little upset when the foreign military she's opposed to funding paid her congressional office a visit source: thenewcivilrightsmovement.com \| share:	260
	Michigan Doctor with bomb-making instructions on his phone arrested for threatening to kill Biden, Pelosi, and Whitmer. What did you accomplish by age 21? source: mlive.com \| share:	53
	Biden to end the first national crisis of his administration, at least according to Fox source: deadline.com \| share:	26

Tue March 16, 2021
	Teen gets three years for non-violent crime. We like to jail them young here in the US source: macrumors.com \| share:	80
	Border Patrol agents coordinating with Republican lawmakers are actively sabotaging the Biden administration source: independent.co.uk \| share:	216
	Al Gore sings Biden's praises source: mediaite.com \| share:	29
	North Korea warns Biden administration to "not cause a stink"; hints at negotiations on "ruckuses" and "hullabaloos" source: cnn.com \| share:	51
	And masked rectal areo-monkeys could disperse and re-convene but that's not happening either source: theconversation.com \| share:	1
	What we call drugs at 74th street Baptist church we call a sinny-sin-sin. Well, around here between Normandie and Western we call this here a little twenty-twen-twen source: metrotimes.com \| share:	2
	US retail sales down in February because it was too damn cold and crappy to go out and buy source: msn.com \| share:	6
	Jared Kushner: "Goodbye taxpayers. Here's my last $24,000 hotel bill that you'll be paying for" source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	45

Mon March 15, 2021
	In 2010, programmer Laszlo Hanyecz paid 10,000 bitcoin for two Papa John's pizzas. Or in today's money, $600 million source: businessinsider.com.au \| share:	22
	Hope y'all enjoy your stimulus checks, because they apparently have Mnuchin's dirty pawprints all over them source: politico.com \| share:	52

Sun March 14, 2021
	Don't do that. Don't give me hope source: nbcnews.com \| share:	59
	Pentagon Today: We can't afford to keep this aircraft carrier. Pentagon Tomorrow: We need a new aircraft carrier source: thedrive.com \| share:	76

Sat March 13, 2021
	AP: Yeah, we never said anything when Trump flew to Florida every weekend to play golf and flew all over the country to hold superspreader events, but Biden flies home to Delaware every weekend. THIS IS AN OUTRAGE source: apnews.com \| share:	91
	Ted Cruz stole an image and got caught source: dailyboulder.com \| share:	48
	The new stimulus bill shows American democracy is only mostly dead source: newyorker.com \| share:	30
	St Patrick's Day virtual meeting between Irish Taoiseach Micheal Martin and President Joe Biden revealed by White House. Many long distance beers are sure to be had source: thesun.ie \| share:	25
	Congress wants to add unlimited pork back into the sausage making process. But since it's a Democrat idea, Republicans are caught between their knee-jerk "Dems all bad" thought process and a desire for that sweet, delicious pork source: apnews.com \| share:	77
	What happens when you don't have to wait for President Ego to sign the relief checks just so he can see his big pretty signature? They are already hitting bank accounts source: yahoo.com \| share:	164
	"White House warns organizations have 'hours, not days' to fix vulnerabilities as Microsoft Exchange attacks increase" source: cnn.com \| share:	45
	Republicans declare Biden's July 4th vaccination goal "un-American" source: salon.com \| share:	134

Fri March 12, 2021
	"Biden leaves Trump's dystopia in the dust" source: cnn.com \| share:	47
	President Joe Biden, in prime time speech, takes a moment to take a dig at his predecessor Trump about promises concerning the Covid vaccine source: news.com.au \| share:	80
	Bond rates up on inflation expectations causing NASDAQ to sell off. Powell seen firing up the printer for yield curve control source: cnbc.com \| share:	6
	Worry not Americans, your stimulus checks are on the way to you, just be wary of those weasely debt collectors seizing them source: motherjones.com \| share:	77

Thu March 11, 2021
	Props to 2nd Circuit Court of Appeals judge for living as long as RBG should have source: vtdigger.org \| share:	18
	The COVID relief bill also has some nasty tax surprises for those who have been skating by on Congressional bribery these last several decades. Good source: politico.com \| share:	36
	Remember when Trump warned us that the stock market would collapse if Biden were elected? Um yeah, about that source: cnbc.com \| share:	28
	Joe Biden is starting the second war on poverty source: vox.com \| share:	67
	Democrats provide red-staters with an extra pair of bootstraps source: reuters.com \| share:	52

Wed March 10, 2021
	Meet the three brilliant women who masterminded President Biden's BFD win on COVID relief after bringing it back from the brink source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	23
	If things keep going on schedule without any last-minute GQP shenanigans, this St. Patrick's Day will have a lot of green for most of us source: cnet.com \| share:	17
	And the Senator in the back said "everybody attack" and it turned into a Biden Blitz, Biden Blitz source: politico.com \| share:	39
	How Biden's COVID bill managed to avoid one of the greatest mistakes of the Obama era, and we're not talking about the whole "not being submitted by a Black president" thing. Well, not mainly talking about it source: slate.com \| share:	110
	Why do hookers act sincere? source: mediamatters.org \| share:	45
	With no press conferences, Oval Office addresses, or primetime speeches to Congress, the Biden Administration has brought down an iron curtain of secrecy around itself unlike anything we've ever before seen. Alas, for the days of Trump transparency source: nbcwashington.com \| share:	87
	Biden has now been in office 50 days. Let's check in and see how he's doing source: nbcnewyork.com \| share:	84
	"There's just not the antipathy to Biden like there was Obama. He just doesn't drive conservative outrage. They never talk about Biden. It's amazing. I think Fox covered Dr Seuss more than Biden's stimulus bill in the week leading up to the vote" source: apnews.com \| share:	133
	Will SCOTUS overturn Roe v. Wade? Arkansas just gave them the law they can use to do it if they want source: lawandcrime.com \| share:	206

Tue March 09, 2021
	Lawsuit filed against school segregation in A) Mississippi II. Alabama Fark: New York City. Amusing Tag selected by Mississippi submitter source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	51
	Not saying we lack gumption these days, but there was a time when a headline like this would have had many of our ancestors eyeing that guillotine they were storing in the barn. Presenting: "Billionaire Wins Fight to Kill Public Access to Lakes" source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	116
	How Much Cocaine Is Too Much, Jr? source: dailyboulder.com \| share:	109
	"Not only is this the law of the land, it's his own deeply held belief," Psaki added source: pinknews.co.uk \| share:	159
	Mike Pence to deliver his first post-VP speech at a gathering of members belonging to a religious anti-LGBTQ hate group source: thenewcivilrightsmovement.com \| share:	52

Mon March 08, 2021
	Biden Executive order: Hey Colleges, remember those hateful, idiotic rules Betsy DeVos put in place as to how you were to handle sexual assault claims on campus? Yeah, those are done now source: apnews.com \| share:	52
	"Lessons that a 7-year-old girl can teach today's Republicans" doesn't include the most necessary one: You need to get out of the chatroom now, Daddy source: bostonglobe.com \| share:	22
	Two women to be promoted to 4 star generals. FARK: Nominations placed on hold until after the election fearing Trump would not let anyone but a white male be nominated. Tag for the fact this had to be done source: yahoo.com \| share:	70
	Newsmax claims they have a "strong case" Biden isn't Catholic source: thenewcivilrightsmovement.com \| share:	83
	To boost its own vaccine, Russia spread disinformation about Pfizer's source: businessinsider.com \| share:	30

Sun March 07, 2021
	President Biden hops in his Trans Am, starts his victory lap for his passage of the COVID relief bill source: motherjones.com \| share:	102
	Biden to issue voting access executive order on anniversary of Bloody Sunday, tells GOP that we're moving forward, with or without you. This will be celebrated in big cities and small towns where the streets have no name source: politico.com \| share:	51
	Unlike his former boss, Biden understands bi-partisan dealmaking only works when the other side actually wants to make a deal source: usatoday.com \| share:	121

Sat March 06, 2021
	Newsmax loses more than half its audience since it had a post-election surge. Gee... wonder why? source: mediaite.com \| share:	45
	Joe Manchin doesn't know what he's doing source: politico.com \| share:	109
	CNBC upset that Democrats might not give stimulus checks to the poor, poor people making over $80k a year. "This is a slap in the face" source: cnbc.com \| share:	205

Fri March 05, 2021
	Texas governor says he ended mask order because "we no longer need government running our lives". Why stop there? Let's end restrictive traffic laws like speed limits and traffic lights. And food safety laws that reduce choice of undercooked foods source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	131
	Trump is Hungary for MAGA source: newyorker.com \| share:	48

Thu March 04, 2021
	Ted Cruz is smart enough to know that President Joe Biden had absolutely no involvement with the decision of the Dr. Seuss estate to stop selling a few of his books source: thenewcivilrightsmovement.com \| share:	70
	"Americans are moving to the suburbs." This is not a repeat from the last, oh, 10-12 decades. Actually it is source: cnbc.com \| share:	38

Wed March 03, 2021
		The Fed says cheap-to-free money isn't going anywhere for a while yet source: apnews.com \| share:	11

Tue March 02, 2021
	The $7.25 minimum wage can't pay all the bills in any state and that's before you add in the extra expenses for all those bootstraps source: cnbc.com \| share:	16
	Josh Hawley claims he doesn't believe Trump's lie about the election being stolen, which is in fact, a lie source: politicususa.com \| share:	53
	President Joe Biden loses patience with Vladimir 'the bad' Putin for poisoning rival Alexei Navalny, so expect a major retaliatory move today in the form of sanctions source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	101
	The Air Force had a surveillance drone orbiting during Iran's ballistic missile attack last year, and yeah, it's a good thing that so many of their missiles failed source: thedrive.com \| share:	103

Mon March 01, 2021
	Dr. Miguel Cardona confirmed as Secretary of Education 64-33 source: cnn.com \| share:	84
	Conservative spokesperson and bullet-necklace wearer who once lamented the lack of racial "pure breeds" in politics is running for Congress. This is Trump's Katrina source: thenewcivilrightsmovement.com \| share:	55
	That's the problem with cocaine; it makes you think taking the stage at CPAC and ranting about Liberal Muppet cancellation is a success source: thenewcivilrightsmovement.com \| share:	115
	Peek-a-hoo source: ca.news.yahoo.com \| share:	1
	US wasted billions of dollars replacing cars and buildings in Afghanistan they blew up by replacing them just to watch them get blown up again by the locals. Bunch of ingrates source: apnews.com \| share:	47
	This was finally the speech where he became presidential. Or at least a speech where he claimed he was president still source: vox.com \| share:	54

Sun February 28, 2021
	Pres. Biden and Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg say it's finally Feb. 3 in Punxsutawney source: ktla.com \| share:	41
	Rick Scott (Ridiculous) claims GOP to be the "voter" party, forgets the "suppression" part source: politico.com \| share:	32
	Biden: 'America is back' after four years of failed Trump policy. World: not so fast there Joe, Trump could be back in no time at all source: sfgate.com \| share:	142
	"In the last few months we've been called clowns, and deplorables, and ignorant rednecks." Hmm,... wonder why? source: cnn.com \| share:	340

Sat February 27, 2021
	CPAC: Deposed Emperor Trump wields his impotent rage at minions who grovel before him source: politico.com \| share:	79
	Trump may be gone from Washington, but his wholly unqualified judges will continue to wreak havoc on the American people for years to come source: cnbc.com \| share:	82
	Christian pastor admits Biden is more powerful than God source: friendlyatheist.patheos.com \| share:	119
	Every Republican in the House voted against emergency tax cut for all Americans, because of course they did source: apnews.com \| share:	135
	Can't be helping people, might hurt my re-election chances source: politico.com \| share:	55

Fri February 26, 2021
	Blinken heads to the Mexico and Canada borders. Winken and Nod plan to hit up Barnes & Noble source: usatoday.com \| share:	15
	Ted Cruz receives special "welcome back" message in Senate gym. Jim Jordan unavailable for comment source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	45
	Now that neither "repeal" nor "replace" is ever going to happen, and Covid has made people appreciate the social safety net, the GOP has to figure out what's next for them on healthcare. But to be fair they've only had 10 years to think about it source: politico.com \| share:	32

Thu February 25, 2021
	Senator: I apologize for calling Biden OMB nominee Neera Tanden "a neo-socialist, left-of-Lenin whack job", I was "searching for another word". A) That's an entire phrase and B) wasn't the knock on Tanden that she said mean things about Republicans? source: politico.com \| share:	63
	President to say out loud what we've all known for two years source: yahoo.com \| share:	65

Wed February 24, 2021
	Electric cars aren't going to save the world, but electric trucks might source: treehugger.com \| share:	57
	It turns out that having good policies that actually help people is popular politically source: newsweek.com \| share:	50
	Supply Chain reviews? Ensuring the country's economic independence? Don't you have a porn star to bribe, or a foreign dictator to cozy up to, or a late night Twitter rant to go on? C'mon man, you're the President of the United States, ACT like it source: politico.com \| share:	32
	Justin Trudeau takes a well-deserved shot at Trump. Take THAT, eh source: msn.com \| share:	43

Tue February 23, 2021
	Join the party and we will rule the world source: cnn.com \| share:	74
	The real news here, as I'm seeing it, is that Dr. Fauci thinks the United States is "sophisticated." HEY PA WE'RE OUT OF COORS LIGHT AGAIN I'M TAKIN' THE GATOR DOWN TO THE KUM AND GO source: reuters.com \| share:	27
	"You can pray for a man named Joe Biden, but you cannot pray for President Joe Biden because there's no such man. "He doesn't exist and he knows he don't exist, and brother Steve, his handlers know he don't exist" source: indy100.com \| share:	78

Mon February 22, 2021
	Finally, a government program that targets aid at businesses of 20 or fewer people. "Small Businesses" of 500 and 1000 people expected to be outraged source: businessinsider.com \| share:	22
	ICE left detainees to freeze during ice storm. There's no pun or joke here, these guys just suck source: theintercept.com \| share:	126
	Paula White not asked to submit a resume source: religionnews.com \| share:	43
	GOP might have to use a rented D to F America source: vox.com \| share:	117
	Today's why it's bad when Democrats do it source: politico.com \| share:	68
	Meghan McCain says Biden needs to fire Fauci and replace him with someone who actually "does understand science" like maybe James Inhofe, Jenny McCarthy, or Jesus source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	148
	Anyone want to guess if Trump even made a phone call? source: nypost.com \| share:	46
	Viewers leave Fox News for younger and more exciting right-wing news sources that are not afraid to do all the extreme stuff source: msn.com \| share:	116

Sun February 21, 2021
	Rather than telling those brokers that they're not going to be paid $9,000 for a MW of electricity that costs about $20 to generate, we have a Congressman wanting to use taxpayer money to bail them out source: cnn.com \| share:	127
	He was high on mushrooms. That has to be the only explanation behind Larry Kudlow's new theory about the Texas outages source: dailyboulder.com \| share:	111
	Joe Biden shows compassion and bipartisanship in his efforts to help Texas source: politicususa.com \| share:	118

Sat February 20, 2021
	Texas Governor Abbott says "thanks Joe" but pronounces it "whar moar aid, whar?" source: usatoday.com \| share:	125
	QAnon claims Texas snow is fake. Conspiracy theory forgets to mention that Texas was built by ancient aliens, is inhabited by lizardpeople, and is actually all Ohio anyway source: god.dailydot.com \| share:	122
	Taxes, duhhh source: nbcnews.com \| share:	57

Fri February 19, 2021
	Biden to visit winter clusterfark of Texas, without dropping his family off in Cancun first like a real man would source: usatoday.com \| share:	95
	2017: Goofus fires U.S. Attorney despite effectiveness against corruption. 2021: Gallant fires U.S. Attorney despite effectiveness against corruption source: chicago.suntimes.com \| share:	46

Thu February 18, 2021
		President Biden finally calls Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu, probably just after he got through with his Luxemburg call source: axios.com \| share:	46

Wed February 17, 2021
	US to pay WHO over $200 million to cover withheld membership fees, smashed guitars source: cnbc.com \| share:	37
	ERCOT "directed" utilities to restore power to 600k customers in Texas yesterday. Subby directed the sun to rise this morning. We're about even then source: abc13.com \| share:	64
	Biden: "I'm tired of talking about Donald Trump. I don't want to talk about him anymore" source: cnbc.com \| share:	78
	Biden: I only have time to talk to the two-termers source: cnn.com \| share:	32

Tue February 16, 2021
	Six out of ten GQP voters still want Trump. The rest have a decision to make source: politico.com \| share:	55
	Man commits voter fraud to prove how easy it is. FBI demonstrates how easy it is to file felony charges source: bozemandailychronicle.com \| share:	53
	Ethanol needs to die already source: motherjones.com \| share:	80
	The "pro-family" "pro-life" GOP, is betting that there are enough parents who are so sick of spending time with their kids that they will vote for whomever promises to re-open the daycare warehouses, excuse me, public schools, no matter what source: politico.com \| share:	92
	Elon says get along little dogees source: finance.yahoo.com \| share:	22

Mon February 15, 2021
	New coronavirus cases and deaths in the US have dipped to their lowest levels in months, still way higher than last April. But it's a start source: upi.com \| share:	41
	Today, in 'Thinly Veiled Opinion Pieces': "The US economic sanctions against Iran are bad for the environment" source: aljazeera.com \| share:	13
	Suddenly people care about the debt, and it's almost as if another administration proposed the budget for 2021...or Biden has already spent $2.3 trillion without his $1.9 trillion stimulus so Biden is the King of Debt?? source: finance.yahoo.com \| share:	36
	Biden's got game, specifically Mario Kart source: apnews.com \| share:	43
(Captain Obvious)	Eight reasons your taxes may go up leaves out the primary cause: Republicans spend money they don't have like drunken sailors on shore leave and someone needs to pay the bill source: gobankingrates.com \| share:	73
	Make America Florida Again source: newsweek.com \| share:	60
	It's not-news, it's the Associated Press source: apnews.com \| share:	26
	The NRA marks the tragic anniversary of the Parkland terror attack by vowing to make matters worse source: newsweek.com \| share:	86

Sun February 14, 2021
	Organizers trying to recall California Governor Galvin Newsom collect more than 1.5 million signatures. Seems a lot of citizens don't like his take on the coronavirus pandemic source: 10news.com \| share:	120
	Now that Trump's impeachment farce is over, the Biden administration has a new policy for dealing with the former president: Into the memory hole you go source: nbcwashington.com \| share:	44
	Apparently it's Biden's fault that this bozo drives a gas-guzzling Pathfinder source: dailydot.com \| share:	184

Sat February 13, 2021
	If we spend $5 billion a year, for 20 years, our kids will be able to get from Boston to New York by train in less time than they'd spend standing around at the airport in Boston source: boston.cbslocal.com \| share:	84
	Michigan-based ammunition shop adapts exclusive business strategy. But instead of minimizing competition they decided to minimize their customer base:"If you voted for Biden we're not doing business with you" source: reason.com \| share:	297

Fri February 12, 2021
	Dowager Empress Nancy puts the knavish Squire Andrew in his place source: timesunion.com \| share:	17
	Big money donors are revolting against the Biden White House, say it's "bulls***" that no one's given them their ambassadorships yet source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	116
	Today's purity test failure: Sen. Kyrsten Sinema (D-eserter). Let us now gather for today's shunning ritual source: politico.com \| share:	178
	Biden gets bipartisan embrace, outraging morons source: politico.com \| share:	38

Thu February 11, 2021
	Devin Nunes predicts the Republicans will try to impeach Biden in 2023 in a crazy tit-for-tat once they retake the House in 2022 source: newsweek.com \| share:	68
	After 1001 Arabian Nights in jail, woman driver gets parole in part due to President Trans Am source: cnn.com \| share:	7
	After months of rushed construction before his term ended, a look at the environmental damage done by a border wall that is as incomplete as a coherent thought from Trump's brain source: hcn.org \| share:	31
	FOX News on the stimulus: stop being poor and buy some more money source: mediaite.com \| share:	69
	Much like Garfield used to cover Nermal in stamps and send him to Abu Dhabi, so too could Louis DeJoy find himself longing for that fate source: thenewcivilrightsmovement.com \| share:	44
	With the fool down in Florida, Dr. Fauci is not playing an April Fool's joke on us when he predicts open season on vaccines this spring source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	2

Wed February 10, 2021
	Biden issues sanctions against leaders of coup. In Myanmar source: cnbc.com \| share:	32
	FlyADeal regrets to inform passengers that flight 408 will be delayed while we repair the drone strike damage source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	10
	Biden showcases the Catholic calling to "Do good works", which predictably enrages Fundamentalist Catholics and Evangelicals source: usatoday.com \| share:	146
	Embarrassing details of Trump's discussions with Putin to leak out in 3, 2, 1 source: politico.com \| share:	62
	Young me wouldn't have given half a fart about the board of governors of the US Postal Service. Old me... his blood boils. Here's why Louis DeJoy will get to sabotage the USPS for years to come source: slate.com \| share:	147
	Ukraine releases transcript of "shock call" with Trump enforcer Rudy Giuliani source: time.com \| share:	83

Tue February 09, 2021
	Who are you and what have you done with the real Liz Cheney? source: cnn.com \| share:	59
	Well he didn't say they were moving left source: mediaite.com \| share:	38
	Loyalty to Trump is unwavering, unless, of course, you are facing charges of seditious conspiracy with a 20-year sentence and you might not get organic food for a while source: yahoo.com \| share:	94
	President Biden deploys four B-1 bombers to Norway to begin a mission in the Arctic Circle and in international airspace off northwestern Russia ...also sending Putin a message that the warm Trump days are over source: cnn.com \| share:	46
	Proving once again that Tom Brady is the top draw in the league, Super Bowl LV posts the worst TV ratings for a Super Bowl in nearly 15 years source: cnbc.com \| share:	44
	Arizona Senate votes to hold Maricopa County Elections board in contempt, arrest the board, seize the ballots and eventually award the state to Trump. Except the measure allowing them to do all this failed to pass by ONE VOTE source: fox10phoenix.com \| share:	107
	Remember, grabbing them by the pussy is okay with Fox News source: mediaite.com \| share:	63
	Laura Ingraham says the real insurrection is coming from Biden's White House source: mediaite.com \| share:	57

Mon February 08, 2021
	Bragging about chugging wine at the Capitol riot will get you arrested source: necn.com \| share:	36
	There's a new Teddy in Washington and he's not a friend of the Republicans source: msn.com \| share:	28
(Some Guy)	While the story of a plucky band of Redditors sticking it to The Man in the form of big hedge funds is a lot of fun, DB analysts say whatever the hell happened to Gamestop and other similar stocks started about a year ago, and appears coordinated source: morningstar.com \| share:	2
	Not news: Millions of Democrats want Trump permanently banned from government. Fark: So do millions of former Trump voters source: cnn.com \| share:	34
	Brent oil caresses the $60 anus for the first time in over a year. Things must be serious source: marketwatch.com \| share:	7

Sun February 07, 2021
	Sen. Cory Booker is here to shut down the GOP's stimulus lies source: politicususa.com \| share:	41
	NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell tells President Biden that all 30 football stadiums will be used as sites for people to go for the 2-poke conversion source: nfl.com \| share:	38
	The final numbers are in, and it looks like Trump didn't do so well with the trade gap either source: politico.com \| share:	73
	This counts as biological terrorism, right? source: theintercept.com \| share:	93
	Biden reboots the the Weekly Presidential Address as a call-in show. Which certainly beats the Daily Presidential Rage-Tweet source: politico.com \| share:	31

Sat February 06, 2021
	President Biden bluntly tells pushy Putin that the U.S. is no longer "rolling over" like his predecessor, Donald Trump source: reuters.com \| share:	84
	North Korean despot Kim Jong-un all of a sudden becomes fashion conscience, bans 'non-socialist' hairdos, tight jeans and earrings. Someone has a few issues, perhaps? source: thesun.ie \| share:	54

Fri February 05, 2021
	You better have a mask on when that bison runs you over source: fox16.com \| share:	20
	On the up side, he now has an excellent photo for his Lowered Expectations dating profile source: bangordailynews.com \| share:	22
	Team AOC and Bernie slap hands and tag it up to get President Biden in the ring and declare climate change a national emergency source: vice.com \| share:	54

Thu February 04, 2021
	Senate approves the Manchin/Collins amendment to put an income limit on the stimulus checks in a 99-1 vote, but you can put the torches and pitchforks down because it's non-binding and Bernie has the final say source: nbcnews.com \| share:	155
	Pentagon, whose main purpose is to teach people how to kill their opponents with extreme measures, orders a pause across the whole military to address extremism in its ranks source: nbcnews.com \| share:	41
	Thanks to Super President Joe Biden, the DOW hits all time high on lower than expected initial jobless claims and lower than expected continuing claims. Thank you Joe for fixing the economy your predecessor destroyed source: finance.yahoo.com \| share:	14
	In other news, Nelson Muntz, Captain Haddock, Ha Ha Guy seen gasping for breath source: businessinsider.com \| share:	83
	Trump appointee Roger Severino sues to avoid the old severino source: politico.com \| share:	40

Wed February 03, 2021
	Trump is "happy" with brief filed by his attorneys for the impeachment trial that was replete with typos and misspellings. Or so says his new attorney source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	23
	The $1400 two-thousand dollar checks WILL go out. To somebody. Here comes the means testing source: politico.com \| share:	229
	Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (Q-Ga): You can't win, GOP. If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	39
	What happened to Officer Sicknick is a travesty and those involved in causing his death should burn. But damn, isn't it nice to have a President and First Lady who are capable of stately, dignified solemnity again? source: cnn.com \| share:	59
	QAnon Mitch (eh, why not?) can give it but not take it source: yahoo.com \| share:	68
	Bank of America triples its affordable housing commitment, which really tells you how weak and ineffectual it was to begin with source: reuters.com \| share:	3
	Farging ICEholes source: nbcnews.com \| share:	90

Tue February 02, 2021
	Georgia state senators introduce bill to allow 3/5 of all Democratic votes source: cnn.com \| share:	108
	Progressive Pac decides it's time to go DINO-hunting in Arizona and West Virginia source: politico.com \| share:	142
	Well, it certainly will keep the ball rolling afterward source: chicagotribune.com \| share:	35
	GOP "moderates": Be bipartisan and consider this idea of ours with 1/3 of what you originally proposed. Biden: LOL source: talkingpointsmemo.com \| share:	83
	Biden to GOP on executive orders: you gonna bark all day, little doggy, or you gonna bite source: msn.com \| share:	72
	Guess what the border wall construction workers think of Biden's decision to stop border wall construction. Warning: Language may not be safe for work source: townhall.com \| share:	178
	NRO: Trump lost 20 million doses of vaccine. Why is Biden so incompetent to let that happen? source: nationalreview.com \| share:	82
	A look at the tricks big oil uses to evade climate change source: vox.com \| share:	11

Mon February 01, 2021
	But honestly, when has there ever been a CONVENIENT insurrection? source: politico.com \| share:	28
	Georgia GOP worries that Margarine Traitor Greene is going all General Sherman on the party next election cycle source: politico.com \| share:	97

Sat January 30, 2021
	South Dakota representative is so terrified of D.C. becoming a state, he suggests giving it to Maryland source: rapidcityjournal.com \| share:	112
	Happy birthday, Pandemic source: motherjones.com \| share:	38
	United Airlines leaves a horse's head in Congress' bed source: reuters.com \| share:	14

Fri January 29, 2021
	US Intelligence warns that Chinese govt is stealing Americans' DNA. Probably to stop them reproducing source: inquisitr.com \| share:	77
	Headline: "Marjorie Taylor Greene's Hollywood Backer Finally Thinks She's Gone Too Far". Jesus, Hollywood, what's next? "The Many Loves of Frank Booth"? source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	75
	Noting Texas is a pro-energy state, Texas governor says the state is going to embrace the 1950s and not stand idly by as the Biden administration promotes a reduction of fossil fuels source: abc13.com \| share:	200

Thu January 28, 2021
	CNN estimates that 1/3 of all Americans may already have some immunity to covid-19, CNN headlines source: cnn.com \| share:	67
	McDonald's expecting an increase in profits, despite proposed minimum wage increase. Will offset higher wages with "judicious" menu pricing increases. Garçon, Royale with Cheese, s'il vous plaît source: reuters.com \| share:	17
	Matt Gaetz is coming to gas pedal House GOP leadership like Kevin McCarthy, who are likely too busy giving Trump an honorary lapdance before the impeachment. Waits for audible disgust from farkers at mental image ...You're welcome source: cnn.com \| share:	77
	Ben and Jerry come up with an idea that's almost as good as chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream source: cnn.com \| share:	56

Wed January 27, 2021
	Mitt 'the across the aisle guy' Romney tells Republicans: Don't talk to me about impeachment being divisive if you won't say that Biden was fairly elected source: deseret.com \| share:	88
	We're almost there fellow end of the world types: Doomsday Clock 2021 annouces the world is '100 seconds to midnight' and the Earth is on the brink of disaster (possible nsfw content on page) source: express.co.uk \| share:	71
	All the asshats that complain about participation trophies suddenly want participation trophies source: yahoo.com \| share:	53
	How President Joe Biden ended up with a moon rock in the Oval Office source: 9news.com.au \| share:	15
	Zook dies after getting his second Zot. It's a UC Irvine joke source: abc7.com \| share:	35
	Today in Executive Orders: The Environment and Science. Is there anything this President can't do? (1:30PM ET, answers to rhetorical question to the right) source: c-span.org \| share:	35
	Putin sounds scared - this might not be a good sign source: cnbc.com \| share:	180

Tue January 26, 2021
	Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer pleads with President Biden to declare a climate emergency at once, says it 'would allow him to take significant steps to confront the global climate chaos' source: commondreams.org \| share:	43
	DOJ rescinds 'zero tolerance' immigration rule meaning more family time for immigrants source: detroitnews.com \| share:	46
	Biden to murder entire industry, but they had it coming source: cnbc.com \| share:	191

Mon January 25, 2021
	Hard to say you didn't think your supporters would take you literally, when they all say they took you literally source: yahoo.com \| share:	55
	Biden: I'm ordering a 100-day moratorium on deportations effective immediately. ICE: Nah, we're good, chief source: nbcnewyork.com \| share:	144
	Old man yells at television source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	122
	"The enemy isn't Republicans, it's liars", says Slate author who's clearly never seen a Venn diagram source: slate.com \| share:	44
	DC ramping up security for the Inauguration on March 4 source: reuters.com \| share:	98
	Jerry Seinfeld sets the record about that time he was a dick to Larry King source: yahoo.com \| share:	36
	Dentists and podiatrists are joining the US vaccinator army, which is great as long as they don't have a professional flashback source: bloomberg.com \| share:	8
	Biden needs to repair the Budge Office that was gutted by Trump source: politico.com \| share:	49

Sun January 24, 2021
	President Biden went to church this morning, and no American citizens were tear-gassed in the process. Amen source: apnews.com \| share:	89
	It's only been 4 days, yet most Americans are starting to like the fact we don't wake up wondering what fresh hell awaits us today source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	110
	GOP: taps temple Won't have to make baseless accusations of Democrat "vote fraud" if there's no Democrat voting source: politico.com \| share:	75

Sat January 23, 2021
	In order to be convinced, we'd need to see her do The Jackal. You know... for science source: latimes.com \| share:	54
	Ex-Presidents club to Trump: Don't call us and we won't call you source: msn.com \| share:	124
	When environmentalists divide by zero: Should we oppose an open pit lithium mine because it's bad for the environment or support it because it's good for the environment? source: apnews.com \| share:	23
	The "Party Before Country" GOP has fallen so far that they would rather embrace literal Nazis than ever admit Biden was right. On anything source: nbcnews.com \| share:	130
	Old and busted: Biggs joins The Rebellion. New Hothness: Biggs denies having anything to do with The Rebellion, says he was nowhere near the Death Star during The Battle of Yavin IV source: azfamily.com \| share:	62

Fri January 22, 2021
	You'll get your $1400 check sometime in April source: cbsnews.com \| share:	83
	Another Trump voter bent on mayhem and murder source: abc7chicago.com \| share:	34
	"Come on, man. Get the people their damn money. Give me a break" source: cnbc.com \| share: