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Sat April 10, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
We don't have a model of "herd imunity" that succeeded without culls, except maybe smallpox. So please stop aiming for some number of vaccinations in order to re-open. Only the number of infections will tell us when we are winning
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(East Bay Times)
 
 
 
The few, the proud, the unvaccinated
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump removed the POW/MIA flag from the White House. It's back up
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Fri April 09, 2021
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Biden seems to be open to allowing vexatious litigants to bankrupt an entire industry
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Mistakes were made, masks were unworn, so here is another Covid surge
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(The US Sun)
 
 
 
Biden Administration wants to ratchet up the tensions by sending warships to the Black Sea to counter the Russian military build-up near Ukraine
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Thu April 08, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
...because boycotts almost never work
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Wed April 07, 2021
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Biden's proposed corporate tax hike to fund infrastructure is so wildly unpopular that two-thirds of voters support it
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Biden to issue Executive Order regarding guns on Thursday. In related story, websites that sell ammo simultaneously explode
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Half of US residents could have a shot of Covid-19 vaccine by the weekend. Key word here is "could"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
While Biden is quietly and effectively presidenting, the GOP leaders can't seem to shake their addiction to Trump-style "stunt politics", and, oddly people are finding they actually kinda like that whole "competence" thing
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
I'm pretty sure I'll read some pretty stupid things today, but this is perhaps, well, you know. It actually goes without saying
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Tue April 06, 2021
(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
GOP spring donor retreat demands some sort of document that verifies an attendee has had his covid vaccine. Almost like a vaccine passport or something
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
Are you an adult? After April 19th go get your vaccine
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Trump claims he did nothing wrong and if he did do something wrong so did the Democrats. This is judged to be a gross exaggeration
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Mon April 05, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Corporate America is divorcing the GOP
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(Texas Tribune)
 
 
 
DNC's new billboard campaign sells American Rescue Plan, shames Republican 'no' votes
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
That U-2 flight along the southern US border recently wasn't on a surveillance mission, it was mearly a training flight to learn how to spy on the southern border
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(Syracuse Post-Standard)
 
 
 
Hunter Biden says he smoked Parmesan Cheese but didn't inhale
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Texas Governor avoids super spreader event and turns down opportunity to throw out the first pitch at the full to capacity Rangers home opener. And something about cancel culture in Atlanta
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Wait has the GOP ever had credibility?
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Bronx congressman wants billions for NYC public housing, which under NYC budgeting will totally buy three whole air conditioners - with enough left over for the DeBlasios to pick up something nice in the Hamptons
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(The US Sun)
 
 
 
The Sun's U.S. edition reveals everything you'd want to know about the stimulus check you have yet to receive. Talk about reliable sources
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(The National Memo)
 
 
 
Marjorie Taylor Greene (R) decides to hitch her clown car to Matt Gaetz's (R) sinking ship
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Sun April 04, 2021
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
"I'M NOT WATCHING BASEBALL." See, nobody cares
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Sat April 03, 2021
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Jen Psaki has no farks left to give
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Biden lets Trump's racist policy die out
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Fri April 02, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz "Rickrolls" his Twitter followers...on April 2nd, making him the leading contender of the title "hippest most with-it Senator 2008"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
916k new jobs in March, unemployment down to 6%, we're all gonna die
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Biden: No company making billions of dollars in profits should be paying less federal income tax than a teacher or a firefighter.....AMAZON
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Raising US per capita income by $2400? It doesn't involve degrading myself, people with knives, or communism? Um, where are you from anyway? Delaware?
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Thu April 01, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
President Biden endorses moving MLB All-Star Game out of Georgia because of the newly passed voting law. Forty other GOP-dominated statehouses across the country weighing similar legislation get in line to be boycotted too
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(CNN)
 
 
 
♫ Watching Sesame Street, schoolin' Enzo ♩ sippin' on gin and juice; ♬ laaaaid off, got my mind on my money and my money on my mind. ♬
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
It's finally here. It's Opening Day 2021 for Major League Baseball. All 30 teams are in action as we start with the Blue Jays and Yankees at 1:05 PM ET on ESPN. So is your team looking good? Or will it be the same ol' same ol'?
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(The Wrap)
 
 
 
File under things that never happened. Greg Kelly from NewsMax: One time in college in Kentucky I smoked the marijuanas and blacked out for 4 days and woke up in Kenya. It's true. You can ask Becky
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
"And he said to me: 'If you act like you belong there, at a certain point, people will believe you.'"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
In four Years Trump had pretty much one undisputed accomplishment: cutting the hell out of taxes for big corporations. Biden is about to undo it, and we'll all get shiny new roads and bridges in the bargain
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Wed March 31, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
Infrastructure years are here
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Joke will be on them when the rich stop dying
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Delta CEO blasts restrictive new Georgia voting law after activist pressure. Amazing how opinion changes after people threaten to boycott you
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(CBS Dallas/Ft. Worth)
 
 
 
Little Teddy Cruz has some advice for the adults in the White House: Reinstate Trump's border policies because they were working. Not EVER going to happen, but a good try kid
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(Insider)
 
 
 
Catholic Church lobbied against suicide prevention hotline because it included help for LGBTQ community. Just like Jesus would have wanted, right?
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Tue March 30, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
Judges coming out
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
We're not targeting black people because we're racist, we're targeting black people because they vote Democrat
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Biden: "See this $1.3 billion in student debt? AAAANNNDDD...now its gone"
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Mon March 29, 2021
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Voter suppression laws passed in states could backfire on Republicans, you say? Challenge accepted
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Biden's trustbusters are experts at dismantling big tech and big ag
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(The US Sun)
 
 
 
Good news needy Americans, your fourth $1,400 stimulus check may be coming soon thanks to support by more than 60 lawmakers
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Dominion considers suing defamer-in-chief
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Sun March 28, 2021
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Georgia governor Kemp pretends to be an idiot as cover for being racist
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
♫ Baby you can drive my car, as long as you pay the taxes, beep beep, beep beep, yeah ♫
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Zoom has a zero tax bill despite $670 million in profits during this pandemic. Headquarters moved to the Cayman Islands? Nope, just the current tax code
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Diamond and Silk question Biden's cognitive abilities. thatsthejoke.jpg
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Trump whines to Jeanine Pirro that he's being demanded at the border by ICE
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Sat March 27, 2021
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
America's real border crisis isn't on the border, it's our government who has been using brute force on immigration for decades with failing results
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Good news, doomsdayers: A time traveler has gone six years into the future where he says humans are already extinct (possible nsfw content on page)
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Fri March 26, 2021
(Salon)
 
 
 
McEnema: the press never gave Trump the respect they're giving Biden. Press: you do know we had cameras, right?
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(Politifact)
 
 
 
Right-of-center Politifact fact checks Biden's press conference, only finds five statements worthy of re-examination, and concludes 4 of them are true
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Uhh, because they're serious about making this happen, and we've largely let a pothead weirdo who is off playing "rocket ship" half the time carry the ball for our team?
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Thu March 25, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
100 million? Why not 200 million?
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(The Intercept)
 
 
 
Turns out the big corporation ran by the world's richest man lied about how their workers pee in bottles and poop in bags because they can't get bathroom breaks, who could have predicted this??
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Now if ALL reporters would simply 'step away' from Ted Cruz, the world would be a better place
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Covid-19 will happen to them. Most will recover from it without problems. Some won't. Some will die. Think measles outbreaks
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Senate votes 92-7 to extend Payroll Protection Program by 2 months
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Trump knew his idiot brigade wouldn't trust the Covid vaccine
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Why haven't 30 million Americans gotten their stimulus checks yet? It's because a Trump appointee is still in charge of the Social Security Administration (until 2025) and he wants to stiggit to the Dems
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
A large article about a small porn problem at Medium
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Wed March 24, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
Republicans' latest excuse for closing the border is that illegal immigrants will bring coronavirus into the country. But Republicans are also some of the worst when it comes to wearing masks as protection from the coronavirus. Does that seem odd?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
♫ Who let the dogs back in the White House? Who? Who? Who? ♫
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Nothing like a few mass murders to put gun buyers in the mood
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
It's way past time to get weapons of war like assault rifles off the street says...checks notes...The New York Post
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Mitch McConnell threatens Democrats with Ragnarok should they get rid of the filibuster, which allows him to block their entire agenda for the next two years. So, either let him block their agenda, or he will destroy their agenda
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
For reasons which are murky, at best, Laura Ingraham still has a job
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Tue March 23, 2021
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Question 1: Damages are paid for wrongly-removed property rights. That's good, right? .. Question 2: If the damages paid are called "reparations" does that change anything?
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Oh, the humanity
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Ain't nothing gonna happen
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Rep. Mass Shooter Barbie (R-eally likes guns) sent out a "DON'T TAKE OUR GUNS" fundraising email while her constituents dead bodies were still warm
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Biden wants Senate Democrats to continue squeezing blood from a stone
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Who could have predicted that outsourcing most of our manufacturing to other countries would come back to bite us in the ass?
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Mon March 22, 2021
(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
How does one keep the faith when all QAnon predictions have failed?
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
The latest cocaine-fueled conspiracy from Donnie Trump Jr. is that the military is "literally attacking" Americans
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
DOJ investigating whether "fight like hell " means "fight like hell"
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
So, apparently there are Mexicans who are huge MAGAts and now they're fomenting conspiracy theories on the border to discredit Biden
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Mitch McConnell killed accountability for Congress
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Sun March 21, 2021
(AlterNet)
 
 
 
Chuck Todd Chuck Todds like only Chuck Todd can Chuck Todd
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Bold strategy proposed
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Tomi Lahren emerges from her chrysalis, hysterically claims Biden is a "shadow president" who will give power to Kamala Harris
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Stick a fork in the filibuster: it's done
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Sat March 20, 2021
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Maybe you've heard the one. A Black Muslim and a White Jew walk in to show solidarity with Asian Americans
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Fri March 19, 2021
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Biden picks space case to be in charge of NASA
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Prophet moves goal posts forward, now says Trump to be Pres again by the end of April instead of June
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(CNN)
 
 
 
House passes Bill to create pathway to citizenship for Dreamers and DACAmented, to be introduced to Senate for vote; only took a couple decades but we are getting somewhere
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Thu March 18, 2021
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Biden's goal of 100 million Covid vaccines in his first 100 days will be met over a month ahead of schedule
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
"In his opening statement, Roy said the shootings were a tragedy, that "all Americans deserve protection and to live in a free society," He then emphasized the importance of justice by quoting an old saying that glorified lynchings in Texas"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
One more good reason for the return of the talking filibuster
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Wed March 17, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Bernie Sanders wants to increase corporate taxes on firms with "excessive CEO pay." Just wait until they start taking a knee in protest and learning nobody else will hire them
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
The answer is No, but at least we will finally hear the truth about Crybaby Kavanaugh's sexual assault history
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Seriously, when is the last time 72% of Americans have agreed on anything? Thanks, Biden
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(Politico)
 
 
 
There's a lot more where that came from
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(Common Dreams)
 
 
 
President Biden endorses a return to the talking filibuster, wants democracy to function again
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Marjorie Greene a little upset when the foreign military she's opposed to funding paid her congressional office a visit
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Michigan Doctor with bomb-making instructions on his phone arrested for threatening to kill Biden, Pelosi, and Whitmer. What did you accomplish by age 21?
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Biden to end the first national crisis of his administration, at least according to Fox
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Tue March 16, 2021
(MacRumors)
 
 
 
Teen gets three years for non-violent crime. We like to jail them young here in the US
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Border Patrol agents coordinating with Republican lawmakers are actively sabotaging the Biden administration
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Al Gore sings Biden's praises
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(CNN)
 
 
 
North Korea warns Biden administration to "not cause a stink"; hints at negotiations on "ruckuses" and "hullabaloos"
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
And masked rectal areo-monkeys could disperse and re-convene but that's not happening either
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(Detroit Metro Times)
 
 
 
What we call drugs at 74th street Baptist church we call a sinny-sin-sin. Well, around here between Normandie and Western we call this here a little twenty-twen-twen
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(MSN)
 
 
 
US retail sales down in February because it was too damn cold and crappy to go out and buy
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Jared Kushner: "Goodbye taxpayers. Here's my last $24,000 hotel bill that you'll be paying for"
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Mon March 15, 2021
(Business Insider (Australia))
 
 
 
In 2010, programmer Laszlo Hanyecz paid 10,000 bitcoin for two Papa John's pizzas. Or in today's money, $600 million
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Hope y'all enjoy your stimulus checks, because they apparently have Mnuchin's dirty pawprints all over them
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Sun March 14, 2021
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Don't do that. Don't give me hope
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
Pentagon Today: We can't afford to keep this aircraft carrier. Pentagon Tomorrow: We need a new aircraft carrier
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Sat March 13, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
AP: Yeah, we never said anything when Trump flew to Florida every weekend to play golf and flew all over the country to hold superspreader events, but Biden flies home to Delaware every weekend. THIS IS AN OUTRAGE
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(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz stole an image and got caught
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
The new stimulus bill shows American democracy is only mostly dead
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
St Patrick's Day virtual meeting between Irish Taoiseach Micheal Martin and President Joe Biden revealed by White House. Many long distance beers are sure to be had
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Congress wants to add unlimited pork back into the sausage making process. But since it's a Democrat idea, Republicans are caught between their knee-jerk "Dems all bad" thought process and a desire for that sweet, delicious pork
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
What happens when you don't have to wait for President Ego to sign the relief checks just so he can see his big pretty signature? They are already hitting bank accounts
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"White House warns organizations have 'hours, not days' to fix vulnerabilities as Microsoft Exchange attacks increase"
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Republicans declare Biden's July 4th vaccination goal "un-American"
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Fri March 12, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
"Biden leaves Trump's dystopia in the dust"
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
President Joe Biden, in prime time speech, takes a moment to take a dig at his predecessor Trump about promises concerning the Covid vaccine
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Bond rates up on inflation expectations causing NASDAQ to sell off. Powell seen firing up the printer for yield curve control
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Worry not Americans, your stimulus checks are on the way to you, just be wary of those weasely debt collectors seizing them
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Thu March 11, 2021
(VT Digger)
 
 
 
Props to 2nd Circuit Court of Appeals judge for living as long as RBG should have
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The COVID relief bill also has some nasty tax surprises for those who have been skating by on Congressional bribery these last several decades. Good
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Remember when Trump warned us that the stock market would collapse if Biden were elected? Um yeah, about that
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Joe Biden is starting the second war on poverty
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Democrats provide red-staters with an extra pair of bootstraps
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Wed March 10, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Meet the three brilliant women who masterminded President Biden's BFD win on COVID relief after bringing it back from the brink
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
If things keep going on schedule without any last-minute GQP shenanigans, this St. Patrick's Day will have a lot of green for most of us
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(Politico)
 
 
 
And the Senator in the back said "everybody attack" and it turned into a Biden Blitz, Biden Blitz
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(Slate)
 
 
 
How Biden's COVID bill managed to avoid one of the greatest mistakes of the Obama era, and we're not talking about the whole "not being submitted by a Black president" thing. Well, not mainly talking about it
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Why do hookers act sincere?
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
With no press conferences, Oval Office addresses, or primetime speeches to Congress, the Biden Administration has brought down an iron curtain of secrecy around itself unlike anything we've ever before seen. Alas, for the days of Trump transparency
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Biden has now been in office 50 days. Let's check in and see how he's doing
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(AP News)
 
 
 
"There's just not the antipathy to Biden like there was Obama. He just doesn't drive conservative outrage. They never talk about Biden. It's amazing. I think Fox covered Dr Seuss more than Biden's stimulus bill in the week leading up to the vote"
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Will SCOTUS overturn Roe v. Wade? Arkansas just gave them the law they can use to do it if they want
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Tue March 09, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Lawsuit filed against school segregation in A) Mississippi II. Alabama Fark: New York City. Amusing Tag selected by Mississippi submitter
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Not saying we lack gumption these days, but there was a time when a headline like this would have had many of our ancestors eyeing that guillotine they were storing in the barn. Presenting: "Billionaire Wins Fight to Kill Public Access to Lakes"
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(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
How Much Cocaine Is Too Much, Jr?
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(Pink News UK)
 
 
 
"Not only is this the law of the land, it's his own deeply held belief," Psaki added
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Mike Pence to deliver his first post-VP speech at a gathering of members belonging to a religious anti-LGBTQ hate group
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Mon March 08, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
Biden Executive order: Hey Colleges, remember those hateful, idiotic rules Betsy DeVos put in place as to how you were to handle sexual assault claims on campus? Yeah, those are done now
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
"Lessons that a 7-year-old girl can teach today's Republicans" doesn't include the most necessary one: You need to get out of the chatroom now, Daddy
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Two women to be promoted to 4 star generals. FARK: Nominations placed on hold until after the election fearing Trump would not let anyone but a white male be nominated. Tag for the fact this had to be done
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Newsmax claims they have a "strong case" Biden isn't Catholic
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
To boost its own vaccine, Russia spread disinformation about Pfizer's
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Sun March 07, 2021
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
President Biden hops in his Trans Am, starts his victory lap for his passage of the COVID relief bill
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Biden to issue voting access executive order on anniversary of Bloody Sunday, tells GOP that we're moving forward, with or without you. This will be celebrated in big cities and small towns where the streets have no name
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Unlike his former boss, Biden understands bi-partisan dealmaking only works when the other side actually wants to make a deal
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Sat March 06, 2021
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Newsmax loses more than half its audience since it had a post-election surge. Gee... wonder why?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Joe Manchin doesn't know what he's doing
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
CNBC upset that Democrats might not give stimulus checks to the poor, poor people making over $80k a year. "This is a slap in the face"
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Fri March 05, 2021
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Texas governor says he ended mask order because "we no longer need government running our lives". Why stop there? Let's end restrictive traffic laws like speed limits and traffic lights. And food safety laws that reduce choice of undercooked foods
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Trump is Hungary for MAGA
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Thu March 04, 2021
(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz is smart enough to know that President Joe Biden had absolutely no involvement with the decision of the Dr. Seuss estate to stop selling a few of his books
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
"Americans are moving to the suburbs." This is not a repeat from the last, oh, 10-12 decades. Actually it is
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Wed March 03, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
The Fed says cheap-to-free money isn't going anywhere for a while yet
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Tue March 02, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
The $7.25 minimum wage can't pay all the bills in any state and that's before you add in the extra expenses for all those bootstraps
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Josh Hawley claims he doesn't believe Trump's lie about the election being stolen, which is in fact, a lie
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
President Joe Biden loses patience with Vladimir 'the bad' Putin for poisoning rival Alexei Navalny, so expect a major retaliatory move today in the form of sanctions
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
The Air Force had a surveillance drone orbiting during Iran's ballistic missile attack last year, and yeah, it's a good thing that so many of their missiles failed
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Mon March 01, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Dr. Miguel Cardona confirmed as Secretary of Education 64-33
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Conservative spokesperson and bullet-necklace wearer who once lamented the lack of racial "pure breeds" in politics is running for Congress. This is Trump's Katrina
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
That's the problem with cocaine; it makes you think taking the stage at CPAC and ranting about Liberal Muppet cancellation is a success
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Peek-a-hoo
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(AP News)
 
 
 
US wasted billions of dollars replacing cars and buildings in Afghanistan they blew up by replacing them just to watch them get blown up again by the locals. Bunch of ingrates
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(Vox)
 
 
 
This was finally the speech where he became presidential. Or at least a speech where he claimed he was president still
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Sun February 28, 2021
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Pres. Biden and Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg say it's finally Feb. 3 in Punxsutawney
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Rick Scott (Ridiculous) claims GOP to be the "voter" party, forgets the "suppression" part
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Biden: 'America is back' after four years of failed Trump policy. World: not so fast there Joe, Trump could be back in no time at all
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"In the last few months we've been called clowns, and deplorables, and ignorant rednecks." Hmm,... wonder why?
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Sat February 27, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
CPAC: Deposed Emperor Trump wields his impotent rage at minions who grovel before him
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Trump may be gone from Washington, but his wholly unqualified judges will continue to wreak havoc on the American people for years to come
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Christian pastor admits Biden is more powerful than God
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Every Republican in the House voted against emergency tax cut for all Americans, because of course they did
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Can't be helping people, might hurt my re-election chances
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Fri February 26, 2021
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Blinken heads to the Mexico and Canada borders. Winken and Nod plan to hit up Barnes & Noble
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz receives special "welcome back" message in Senate gym. Jim Jordan unavailable for comment
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Now that neither "repeal" nor "replace" is ever going to happen, and Covid has made people appreciate the social safety net, the GOP has to figure out what's next for them on healthcare. But to be fair they've only had 10 years to think about it
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Thu February 25, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
Senator: I apologize for calling Biden OMB nominee Neera Tanden "a neo-socialist, left-of-Lenin whack job", I was "searching for another word". A) That's an entire phrase and B) wasn't the knock on Tanden that she said mean things about Republicans?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
President to say out loud what we've all known for two years
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Wed February 24, 2021
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Electric cars aren't going to save the world, but electric trucks might
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
It turns out that having good policies that actually help people is popular politically
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Supply Chain reviews? Ensuring the country's economic independence? Don't you have a porn star to bribe, or a foreign dictator to cozy up to, or a late night Twitter rant to go on? C'mon man, you're the President of the United States, ACT like it
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Justin Trudeau takes a well-deserved shot at Trump. Take THAT, eh
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Tue February 23, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Join the party and we will rule the world
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
The real news here, as I'm seeing it, is that Dr. Fauci thinks the United States is "sophisticated." HEY PA WE'RE OUT OF COORS LIGHT AGAIN I'M TAKIN' THE GATOR DOWN TO THE KUM AND GO
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(Indy100)
 
 
 
"You can pray for a man named Joe Biden, but you cannot pray for President Joe Biden because there's no such man. "He doesn't exist and he knows he don't exist, and brother Steve, his handlers know he don't exist"
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Mon February 22, 2021
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Finally, a government program that targets aid at businesses of 20 or fewer people. "Small Businesses" of 500 and 1000 people expected to be outraged
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(The Intercept)
 
 
 
ICE left detainees to freeze during ice storm. There's no pun or joke here, these guys just suck
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(Religion News Service)
 
 
 
Paula White not asked to submit a resume
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(Vox)
 
 
 
GOP might have to use a rented D to F America
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Today's why it's bad when Democrats do it
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Meghan McCain says Biden needs to fire Fauci and replace him with someone who actually "does understand science" like maybe James Inhofe, Jenny McCarthy, or Jesus
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Anyone want to guess if Trump even made a phone call?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Viewers leave Fox News for younger and more exciting right-wing news sources that are not afraid to do all the extreme stuff
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Sun February 21, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Rather than telling those brokers that they're not going to be paid $9,000 for a MW of electricity that costs about $20 to generate, we have a Congressman wanting to use taxpayer money to bail them out
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(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
He was high on mushrooms. That has to be the only explanation behind Larry Kudlow's new theory about the Texas outages
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Joe Biden shows compassion and bipartisanship in his efforts to help Texas
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Sat February 20, 2021
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Texas Governor Abbott says "thanks Joe" but pronounces it "whar moar aid, whar?"
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
QAnon claims Texas snow is fake. Conspiracy theory forgets to mention that Texas was built by ancient aliens, is inhabited by lizardpeople, and is actually all Ohio anyway
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Taxes, duhhh
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Fri February 19, 2021
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Biden to visit winter clusterfark of Texas, without dropping his family off in Cancun first like a real man would
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
2017: Goofus fires U.S. Attorney despite effectiveness against corruption. 2021: Gallant fires U.S. Attorney despite effectiveness against corruption
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Thu February 18, 2021
(Axios)
 
 
 
President Biden finally calls Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu, probably just after he got through with his Luxemburg call
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Wed February 17, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
US to pay WHO over $200 million to cover withheld membership fees, smashed guitars
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(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
ERCOT "directed" utilities to restore power to 600k customers in Texas yesterday. Subby directed the sun to rise this morning. We're about even then
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Biden: "I'm tired of talking about Donald Trump. I don't want to talk about him anymore"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Biden: I only have time to talk to the two-termers
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Tue February 16, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
Six out of ten GQP voters still want Trump. The rest have a decision to make
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(Bozeman Daily Chronicle)
 
 
 
Man commits voter fraud to prove how easy it is. FBI demonstrates how easy it is to file felony charges
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Ethanol needs to die already
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The "pro-family" "pro-life" GOP, is betting that there are enough parents who are so sick of spending time with their kids that they will vote for whomever promises to re-open the daycare warehouses, excuse me, public schools, no matter what
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Elon says get along little dogees
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Mon February 15, 2021
(UPI)
 
 
 
New coronavirus cases and deaths in the US have dipped to their lowest levels in months, still way higher than last April. But it's a start
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Today, in 'Thinly Veiled Opinion Pieces': "The US economic sanctions against Iran are bad for the environment"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Suddenly people care about the debt, and it's almost as if another administration proposed the budget for 2021...or Biden has already spent $2.3 trillion without his $1.9 trillion stimulus so Biden is the King of Debt??
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Biden's got game, specifically Mario Kart
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(Captain Obvious)
 
 
 
Eight reasons your taxes may go up leaves out the primary cause: Republicans spend money they don't have like drunken sailors on shore leave and someone needs to pay the bill
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Make America Florida Again
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(AP News)
 
 
 
It's not-news, it's the Associated Press
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
The NRA marks the tragic anniversary of the Parkland terror attack by vowing to make matters worse
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Sun February 14, 2021
(10 News)
 
 
 
Organizers trying to recall California Governor Galvin Newsom collect more than 1.5 million signatures. Seems a lot of citizens don't like his take on the coronavirus pandemic
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Now that Trump's impeachment farce is over, the Biden administration has a new policy for dealing with the former president: Into the memory hole you go
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Apparently it's Biden's fault that this bozo drives a gas-guzzling Pathfinder
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Sat February 13, 2021
(CBS Boston)
 
 
 
If we spend $5 billion a year, for 20 years, our kids will be able to get from Boston to New York by train in less time than they'd spend standing around at the airport in Boston
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(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Michigan-based ammunition shop adapts exclusive business strategy. But instead of minimizing competition they decided to minimize their customer base:"If you voted for Biden we're not doing business with you"
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Fri February 12, 2021
(Times Union)
 
 
 
Dowager Empress Nancy puts the knavish Squire Andrew in his place
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Big money donors are revolting against the Biden White House, say it's "bulls***" that no one's given them their ambassadorships yet
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Today's purity test failure: Sen. Kyrsten Sinema (D-eserter). Let us now gather for today's shunning ritual
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Biden gets bipartisan embrace, outraging morons
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Thu February 11, 2021
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Devin Nunes predicts the Republicans will try to impeach Biden in 2023 in a crazy tit-for-tat once they retake the House in 2022
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(CNN)
 
 
 
After 1001 Arabian Nights in jail, woman driver gets parole in part due to President Trans Am
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(High Country News)
 
 
 
After months of rushed construction before his term ended, a look at the environmental damage done by a border wall that is as incomplete as a coherent thought from Trump's brain
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
FOX News on the stimulus: stop being poor and buy some more money
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Much like Garfield used to cover Nermal in stamps and send him to Abu Dhabi, so too could Louis DeJoy find himself longing for that fate
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
With the fool down in Florida, Dr. Fauci is not playing an April Fool's joke on us when he predicts open season on vaccines this spring
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Wed February 10, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Biden issues sanctions against leaders of coup. In Myanmar
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
FlyADeal regrets to inform passengers that flight 408 will be delayed while we repair the drone strike damage
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Biden showcases the Catholic calling to "Do good works", which predictably enrages Fundamentalist Catholics and Evangelicals
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Embarrassing details of Trump's discussions with Putin to leak out in 3, 2, 1
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Young me wouldn't have given half a fart about the board of governors of the US Postal Service. Old me... his blood boils. Here's why Louis DeJoy will get to sabotage the USPS for years to come
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(Time)
 
 
 
Ukraine releases transcript of "shock call" with Trump enforcer Rudy Giuliani
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Tue February 09, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Who are you and what have you done with the real Liz Cheney?
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Well he didn't say they were moving left
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Loyalty to Trump is unwavering, unless, of course, you are facing charges of seditious conspiracy with a 20-year sentence and you might not get organic food for a while
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(CNN)
 
 
 
President Biden deploys four B-1 bombers to Norway to begin a mission in the Arctic Circle and in international airspace off northwestern Russia ...also sending Putin a message that the warm Trump days are over
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Proving once again that Tom Brady is the top draw in the league, Super Bowl LV posts the worst TV ratings for a Super Bowl in nearly 15 years
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(Fox 10 Phoenix)
 
 
 
Arizona Senate votes to hold Maricopa County Elections board in contempt, arrest the board, seize the ballots and eventually award the state to Trump. Except the measure allowing them to do all this failed to pass by ONE VOTE
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Remember, grabbing them by the pussy is okay with Fox News
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Laura Ingraham says the real insurrection is coming from Biden's White House
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Mon February 08, 2021
(NECN Boston)
 
 
 
Bragging about chugging wine at the Capitol riot will get you arrested
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(MSN)
 
 
 
There's a new Teddy in Washington and he's not a friend of the Republicans
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
While the story of a plucky band of Redditors sticking it to The Man in the form of big hedge funds is a lot of fun, DB analysts say whatever the hell happened to Gamestop and other similar stocks started about a year ago, and appears coordinated
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Not news: Millions of Democrats want Trump permanently banned from government. Fark: So do millions of former Trump voters
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Brent oil caresses the $60 anus for the first time in over a year. Things must be serious
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Sun February 07, 2021
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Sen. Cory Booker is here to shut down the GOP's stimulus lies
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(NFL)
 
 
 
NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell tells President Biden that all 30 football stadiums will be used as sites for people to go for the 2-poke conversion
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The final numbers are in, and it looks like Trump didn't do so well with the trade gap either
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(The Intercept)
 
 
 
This counts as biological terrorism, right?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Biden reboots the the Weekly Presidential Address as a call-in show. Which certainly beats the Daily Presidential Rage-Tweet
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Sat February 06, 2021
(Reuters)
 
 
 
President Biden bluntly tells pushy Putin that the U.S. is no longer "rolling over" like his predecessor, Donald Trump
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
North Korean despot Kim Jong-un all of a sudden becomes fashion conscience, bans 'non-socialist' hairdos, tight jeans and earrings. Someone has a few issues, perhaps?
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Fri February 05, 2021
(Fox 16 Little Rock)
 
 
 
You better have a mask on when that bison runs you over
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
On the up side, he now has an excellent photo for his Lowered Expectations dating profile
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Team AOC and Bernie slap hands and tag it up to get President Biden in the ring and declare climate change a national emergency
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Thu February 04, 2021
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Senate approves the Manchin/Collins amendment to put an income limit on the stimulus checks in a 99-1 vote, but you can put the torches and pitchforks down because it's non-binding and Bernie has the final say
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Pentagon, whose main purpose is to teach people how to kill their opponents with extreme measures, orders a pause across the whole military to address extremism in its ranks
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Thanks to Super President Joe Biden, the DOW hits all time high on lower than expected initial jobless claims and lower than expected continuing claims. Thank you Joe for fixing the economy your predecessor destroyed
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
In other news, Nelson Muntz, Captain Haddock, Ha Ha Guy seen gasping for breath
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump appointee Roger Severino sues to avoid the old severino
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Wed February 03, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Trump is "happy" with brief filed by his attorneys for the impeachment trial that was replete with typos and misspellings. Or so says his new attorney
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The $1400 two-thousand dollar checks WILL go out. To somebody. Here comes the means testing
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (Q-Ga): You can't win, GOP. If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine
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(CNN)
 
 
 
What happened to Officer Sicknick is a travesty and those involved in causing his death should burn. But damn, isn't it nice to have a President and First Lady who are capable of stately, dignified solemnity again?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
QAnon Mitch (eh, why not?) can give it but not take it
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Bank of America triples its affordable housing commitment, which really tells you how weak and ineffectual it was to begin with
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Farging ICEholes
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Tue February 02, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Georgia state senators introduce bill to allow 3/5 of all Democratic votes
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Progressive Pac decides it's time to go DINO-hunting in Arizona and West Virginia
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Well, it certainly will keep the ball rolling afterward
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
GOP "moderates": Be bipartisan and consider this idea of ours with 1/3 of what you originally proposed. Biden: LOL
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Biden to GOP on executive orders: you gonna bark all day, little doggy, or you gonna bite
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(Townhall)
 
 
 
Guess what the border wall construction workers think of Biden's decision to stop border wall construction. Warning: Language may not be safe for work
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(National Review)
 
 
 
NRO: Trump lost 20 million doses of vaccine. Why is Biden so incompetent to let that happen?
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(Vox)
 
 
 
A look at the tricks big oil uses to evade climate change
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Mon February 01, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
But honestly, when has there ever been a CONVENIENT insurrection?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Georgia GOP worries that Margarine Traitor Greene is going all General Sherman on the party next election cycle
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Sat January 30, 2021
(Rapid City Journal)
 
 
 
South Dakota representative is so terrified of D.C. becoming a state, he suggests giving it to Maryland
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Happy birthday, Pandemic
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
United Airlines leaves a horse's head in Congress' bed
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Fri January 29, 2021
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
US Intelligence warns that Chinese govt is stealing Americans' DNA. Probably to stop them reproducing
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Headline: "Marjorie Taylor Greene's Hollywood Backer Finally Thinks She's Gone Too Far". Jesus, Hollywood, what's next? "The Many Loves of Frank Booth"?
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(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
Noting Texas is a pro-energy state, Texas governor says the state is going to embrace the 1950s and not stand idly by as the Biden administration promotes a reduction of fossil fuels
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Thu January 28, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN estimates that 1/3 of all Americans may already have some immunity to covid-19, CNN headlines
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
McDonald's expecting an increase in profits, despite proposed minimum wage increase. Will offset higher wages with "judicious" menu pricing increases. Garçon, Royale with Cheese, s'il vous plaît
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Matt Gaetz is coming to gas pedal House GOP leadership like Kevin McCarthy, who are likely too busy giving Trump an honorary lapdance before the impeachment. *Waits for audible disgust from farkers at mental image* ...You're welcome
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Ben and Jerry come up with an idea that's almost as good as chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream
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Wed January 27, 2021
(Deseret News)
 
 
 
Mitt 'the across the aisle guy' Romney tells Republicans: Don't talk to me about impeachment being divisive if you won't say that Biden was fairly elected
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
We're almost there fellow end of the world types: Doomsday Clock 2021 annouces the world is '100 seconds to midnight' and the Earth is on the brink of disaster (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
All the asshats that complain about participation trophies suddenly want participation trophies
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
How President Joe Biden ended up with a moon rock in the Oval Office
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Zook dies after getting his second Zot. It's a UC Irvine joke
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Today in Executive Orders: The Environment and Science. Is there anything this President can't do? (1:30PM ET, answers to rhetorical question to the right)
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Putin sounds scared - this might not be a good sign
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Tue January 26, 2021
(Common Dreams)
 
 
 
Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer pleads with President Biden to declare a climate emergency at once, says it 'would allow him to take significant steps to confront the global climate chaos'
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
DOJ rescinds 'zero tolerance' immigration rule meaning more family time for immigrants
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Biden to murder entire industry, but they had it coming
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Mon January 25, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Hard to say you didn't think your supporters would take you literally, when they all say they took you literally
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Biden: I'm ordering a 100-day moratorium on deportations effective immediately. ICE: Nah, we're good, chief
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Old man yells at television
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"The enemy isn't Republicans, it's liars", says Slate author who's clearly never seen a Venn diagram
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
DC ramping up security for the Inauguration on March 4
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Jerry Seinfeld sets the record about that time he was a dick to Larry King
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Dentists and podiatrists are joining the US vaccinator army, which is great as long as they don't have a professional flashback
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Biden needs to repair the Budge Office that was gutted by Trump
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Sun January 24, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
President Biden went to church this morning, and no American citizens were tear-gassed in the process. Amen
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
It's only been 4 days, yet most Americans are starting to like the fact we don't wake up wondering what fresh hell awaits us today
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(Politico)
 
 
 
GOP: *taps temple* Won't have to make baseless accusations of Democrat "vote fraud" if there's no Democrat voting
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Sat January 23, 2021
(LA Times)
 
 
 
In order to be convinced, we'd need to see her do The Jackal. You know... for science
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Ex-Presidents club to Trump: Don't call us and we won't call you
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(AP News)
 
 
 
When environmentalists divide by zero: Should we oppose an open pit lithium mine because it's bad for the environment or support it because it's good for the environment?
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
The "Party Before Country" GOP has fallen so far that they would rather embrace literal Nazis than ever admit Biden was right. On anything
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Biggs joins The Rebellion. New Hothness: Biggs denies having anything to do with The Rebellion, says he was nowhere near the Death Star during The Battle of Yavin IV
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Fri January 22, 2021
(CBS News)
 
 
 
You'll get your $1400 check sometime in April
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(ABC7 Chicago)
 
 
 
Another Trump voter bent on mayhem and murder
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
"Come on, man. Get the people their damn money. Give me a break"
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