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Sun February 05, 2023
(CNN)
 
 
 
He has ceased to be He's expired and gone to meet his maker He's a stiff Bereft of life, He rests in peace He's shuffled off this mortal coil, run down the curtain, and joined the bleeding choir invisible THIS IS AN EX-PRESIDENT
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
President Biden's Catastrophic Chinese Spy Balloon Spectacle will be replacing Hunter Biden's Laptop for at least one week of Republican outrage
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Sat February 04, 2023
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Hey Marjorie, we hear Fox News pays a lot better and the hours are much less... and I'm sure the rest of the House wouldn't mind you finding some other, more suitable, employment
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Fri February 03, 2023
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Polls: Trump is WAY ahead of his nearest rivals in 2024 presidential primary polls. Also Polls: Trump is WAY behind of his nearest rivals in 2024 presidential primary polls
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
America's stupidest columnist™ blames current president for debt piled up by past presidents
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(NPR)
 
 
 
NCAA President Mark Emmert announces he's going to take his ball and find other athletes to exploit with it; the joy just isn't there anymore
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
TFG claims he has a super double secret plan to end the Ukraine war in 24 hours that presumably does more than telling Zelenskyy to give Putin everything he wants
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Holy shiat these people vote
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Former Brazilian President Jair Bolsonaro, whose U.S. visa expired on Tuesday, is applying for a six-month visa to be able to stay in Florida. Probably to huddle with Trump and plan his next move
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Thu February 02, 2023
(The Hill)
 
 
 
"If we nominate Trump, we will get destroyed.......and we will deserve it" has entered 'deserve it' phase
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(Radio Insight)
 
 
 
It's kinda like how a company can buy naming rights to a sports venue. Norfolk, VA's ESPN Radio station just renamed itself for a corporate sponsor. The station will now be known as "FARK.com Duke Sucks Radio 94.1"
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Wed February 01, 2023
(NPR)
 
 
 
Regulators want to cap credit card late fees at $8 despite credit card companies warning that this might result in a plethora of other unintended fees, like Late Fee Reduction Fees, Lost Fee Recapture Fees, Reduced Payment Acceptance Fees, and so on
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(Today)
 
 
 
♫ 50...is a magic number ♫
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"Today, with the President's full support and cooperation, the DOJ is conducting a planned search of his home in Rehoboth, Delaware"
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(Fox 10 Phoenix)
 
 
 
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Tue January 31, 2023
(CNBC)
 
 
 
PayPal says ByeNow to 2,000 employees
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Putin not in charge of Ukraine invasion any longer, claims Girkin. Hopefully we're not being jerked around
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Trump received less money for his 2024 presidential campaign after he announced his intention to run than he received before announcing it
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Mon January 30, 2023
(CNN)
 
 
 
Some Pecker meets with prosecutors over TFG's pecker. Enquiring minds want to know
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Lindsey Graham says the GOP can't have 'Trump policies' without Trump, much in the same way that you can't have a prolapsed rectum without a rectum
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Trump: "Putin is more trustworthy than US intelligence agents." This is not a repeat
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Sat January 28, 2023
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Andrej, you've lost another election?
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Day 339 of WW3: Ukraine troops locked in fierce battle with Orcs for control of town of Vuhledar. President Zelensky says the situation at the front remains acute, particularly in the eastern Donetsk region. It's your Saturday Ukraine war discussion
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
**blink**
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Fri January 27, 2023
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Former Vice President Mike Pence once again proves he's not like Trump concerning his stash of classified documents: "Mistakes were made ... I take full responsibility"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Jimmy Kimmel marks the 20th anniversary of "Jimmy Kimmel Live" being on the air. Unfortunately, he still ran out of time for Matt Damon
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
You know how some people get really, really defensive when you say something about them that's just a little too true for comfort? Joe Kennedy does
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(MSN)
 
 
 
McDonald's president says proposal to pay fast-food workers $22 an hour is 'costly and job-destroying'. Doesn't mention his $7.4 million salary last year
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(MSN)
 
 
 
By nuking Ukraine, I assume
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Marianne Williamson heads to New Hampshire cause she's 2024 presidential dreamin'
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Now THAT's how you announce you're running for President
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Thu January 26, 2023
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If only there were come clue as to who would do this. C'mon, give us a sign
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Senator Bat Boy announces he not running for president because he wants to focus on the real problem facing America: that those free-loading poor people just aren't paying enough taxes
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(NHK World (Japan))
 
 
 
Japanese railway president apologizes for snow, says they should not have underestimated amount of snowfall and should have activated snow-melting system on tracks, pledges to make improvements
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(CNN)
 
 
 
National Archives asks all former Presidents and Vice Presidents to pretty please check under their couch cushions for any classified documents that might have fallen out of their pockets
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The GQP is in a fuhrer over the selection of their new party leader, will settle the matter with secret ballots
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
On today's episode of "What Big Brass Ones These Guys Must Have", the GQP demands that Biden must pick out the agencies to wipe out in order to appease them enough to raise the debt ceiling
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Wed January 25, 2023
(Livingston Daily)
 
 
 
"Yellowstone" country music festival in the works...just north of Ann Arbor, Michigan?
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Faux News for 2 weeks: "Vice Presidents can't declassify documents; only Presidents can." Faux News after Pence was caught with classified docs: "Vice Presidents can declassify"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Day 336 of WW3: A number of senior Ukrainian officials have resigned or been fired by President Volodymyr Zelensky. This comes amid a growing corruption scandal linked to procurement of wartime supplies. It's your Wednesday Ukraine war discussion
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Tue January 24, 2023
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
James Comer has one skill, and one skill only: He can connect Hunter Biden to anything
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Turkish President Recep Tayyip Erdogan has been a very naughty boy
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
When you've lost Dan Abrams... Goodbye, America. 1776-2023 RIP
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Due to a lot of embarrassment and tears, Lucy takes her football and goes home
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Mon January 23, 2023
(US News)
 
 
 
No**
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Pope Francis: Hey, you there, yeah, you mooks there in Peru, knock it off with all the fighting, and burning , and smashing stuff of God's-a gonna be super pissed off at you
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
So that's what it's like in that family
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(Fox 59)
 
 
 
President Joe Biden orders flags to half-staff across America as "mark of respect" for Monterey Park massacre victims, never to return to full-staff in foreseeable future
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Photo of TFG and Philly mob boss surfaces, forcing mob boss to do damage control
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Ronna McDaniel becomes the latest Republican to learn the lesson the hard way that Trump's vaunted "loyalty" goes one way and one way only
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Mike Pence is "courting" controversial pastors. NTTAWWT, but don't tell Mother
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Ex-Czech general leads presidential race over billionaire Babis, although some question how Babis was formed
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Trump wants to ditch his current partner and go back to his old flame
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Trump wants to ditch his current partner and go back to his old flame
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Sun January 22, 2023
(Axios)
 
 
 
Manchin could fark up 2024
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Biden wants to fund the police
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Sat January 21, 2023
(Irish Mirror)
 
 
 
Irish president Michael D. Higgins thinks that instead of doing homework, kids "should be able to use their time for other creative things"
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Nikki Haley believes the rich people throwing money at her will make her President. The same person who resigned for taking bribes
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Nikki Haley believes the rich people throwing money at her will make her President. The same person who resigned for taking bribes
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Fri January 20, 2023
(NPR)
 
Hero
 
Biden: No ragrets
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(CREW)
 
 
 
GOP Candidates, lobbyists and advocacy groups form 2017-2021: We're not spending millions to hold our events at the Trump hotel to bribe the president, it's just that it's location is SO CONVENIENT. Now that it's a Waldorf Astoria: *tumbleweeds*
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(Politico)
 
 
 
"Under no circumstances should Republicans vote to cut a single penny from Medicare or Social Security," says... wait, that can't be right
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Thu January 19, 2023
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Philippine President Ferdinand Marcos says China sea feud keeps him up at night. I dunno, maybe stop ordering the Kung Pao Shrimp?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Remember when we joked about how Republicans would claim Joe Biden's classified documents were on Hunter Biden's laptop? It's actually even dumber than that
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Today's Russian warning of nuclear war is brought to you by A) a clown B) a former leader of Russia C) eh, doesn't matter
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(MSN)
 
 
 
To-Do List (in case I win) - Step 1: Visit Jeffrey Epstein's grave (bring flowers). Step 2: Commence the demise of the whole world (complain loudly and blame others the entire time the world burns)
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Day 330 of WW3: "Germany is not at war, but the years of the peace dividend from which we Germans have benefited so long and abundantly are over," Steinmeier said. Oh shiat, the Orcs woke up the Germans. It's your Thursday Ukraine war discussion
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Deep thoughts on Fox News. Watters: Dick Cheney was shot in the face. Did anyone write a thousand words about how Dick was feeling? Gutfield: He wasn't shot in the face. He shot somebody in the face. Watters: Whatever
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Wed January 18, 2023
(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
From the Maybe Also Have a Backup to the One That Brought Ya, Though. Just in case. Department
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Republican members chairing the House Oversight Committee: Benghazi 2, Hunter Biden electric boogaloo
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Coalfinger and Quirky high-five over blocking the filibuster while on vacation in Switzerland because it's funny to hate voters
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Tue January 17, 2023
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Dolan announces run for Senate in 2024. Gooby, Bogs Binny, Spoderman unavailable for comment
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(New Delhi TV)
 
 
 
The person responsible for the Kendall Jenner Pepsi ad is now handling the Head and Shoulders account
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
RNC sues, claiming Google is biased against them for filtering their spam email. Court: GTFO here with that ignorance
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
According to Fox News, the reason there was no visitor log for Joe Biden's house is because he lives in a crack den with drug addicts and drug dealers coming and going at all times of day and night
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Reasons why Ron DeSantis won't run for president, also reasons why he shouldn't
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
"Now no way can Jim Harbaugh stray; save back to Michigan, all the world's his way"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
US DOJ: we may investigate the Michigan fake electors. Michigan AG: We are investigating the Michigan fake electors. Michigan real electors: Screw that, it's FAFO time, biatches
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
President Baldrick had a cunning plan to deal with North Korea: He was going to nuke it, but, and this is the cunning part, after the bombs went off, he was going to put his finger on his nose and say "not it" So the US couldn't be blamed
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Phuc this, I'm outta here
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Phuc this, I'm outta here
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
New poll says Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis beats Biden in 2024 matchup -- but Trump doesn't ...which is somewhat good. Maybe. Nope, still not good
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Mon January 16, 2023
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Subby is actually against using AR-15s to hunt deer because .223/5.56 is basically a hopped up 22 long rifle and how many deer will end up being left to rot because most deer hunters would have a heart attack if they had to track a deer for 600 yards
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Sure, Matt. That'll totally change wimmin's minds
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bacon says we're cooked
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Trump's former chief of staff had to repeatedly remind the former president he could not share classified information with friends. This sounds like something to that should have been repeatedly shared BEFORE the last presidential election
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Sun January 15, 2023
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Scaramucci invests in a crypto software venture set up by the former president of defunct FTX crypto exchange. If only there were a unit of time measure that could be used to forecast the projected longevity of this enterprise
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(Texas Tribune)
 
 
 
Texas Democrat Sheila Jackson Lee calls for presidential pardon for Afghan soldier jailed in Texas for illegally crossing the border. And she's right
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Sat January 14, 2023
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Jair Bolsanaro repeatedly claimed he "hafdn't charged a single penny" to the presidential credit card , But unlike his predecessors he imposed a 100-year ban on releasing the records, one Lula just lifted, and... well je didn't charge a SINGLE penny
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
I hope you weren't planning on anything positive happening for America this year. Because we have wall-to-wall Garage Gate and Debt Ceiling for the next 12 months. Drink up
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Republicans express growing concern that Special Counsel Robert Hur hasn't already convicted Biden of treasonous malfeasance, arrested him, and reinstalled Donald Trump as president
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Fri January 13, 2023
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Jesse Watters goes swimming without his floaties
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Vlad "livin' the fricken dream" say reports (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Today's Slatesplanation: No, dumbass, Biden is not coming to take your gas stove. One commissioner on one committee made one offhand comment and everyone, liberals and conservatives alike, went nuts for different reasons
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Thu January 12, 2023
(Twitter)
 
 
 
2020: TFG loses Presidential election. 2023: TFG loses Presidential election. Again
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(Lehighton Times News)
 
 
 
The town's siren is working again. So you all can relax and sleep soundly again. Well, maybe not sleep
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Lord Farktwit was willing to sacrifice some of your lives by nuking North Korea and blaming Canada probably
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Responding to new revelations that classified documents were found at his Delaware garage President Biden answers in the most Biden way possible
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(Political Flare)
 
 
 
You know who else hated being compared to Adolf Hitler?
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
My pillow guy claims he has the votes to become chairman of the Republican party. The honorable Speaker of the House, Kevin "15" McCarthy (R), unavailable for comment
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Wed January 11, 2023
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Fat, angry Florida man threatens to eat Ham Rove
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Whoever wins, we lose
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Federal judge says prosecutors can use Trump's "stand back and stand by" comments in the Proud Boys trial on charges of seditious conspiracy
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(National Restaurant News)
 
 
 
Red Robin tries to make comeback from decline that started in 2016, unveils five-point plan to become best gourmet burger restaurant in the land
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Tue January 10, 2023
(CNN)
 
 
 
George Santos explains that as a PhD in Ethics and the author of numerous peer-reviewed articles exploring ethics and government he can state with complete certainty that he has done absolutely nothing unethical and should be reinstated as president
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
This is all very routine, everyone can expect this kind of treatment from the courts
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Mon January 09, 2023
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Biden's lawyers discover classified materials and immediately contact the appropriate agencies to inform them of the situation to get things returned as quickly and forthright as possible. So obviously he deserves to be impeached for it. /s
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Axios: President Biden will pivot to the center for 2024 bid, which implies he was on the left at some point
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Highlighting actual problems caused by politician's interference, Texas Gov. Greg Abbott hands President Biden a letter he couldn't mail because the previous administration gutted the post office
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Is Ron DeSantis a presidential paper tiger? Him being an early frontrunner for 2024 kinda says so
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Brazilian ex-President Bozo rushed to hospital after suffering massive butthurt from not being brought back into power
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Drew Curtis: Some Head News Aggregator Guy or Chief Executive Global Farkhead, Duke of New Farkistan, A-#1?
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Sun January 08, 2023
(MSN)
 
 
 
Wingnuts outraged that Biden showed some compassion for people fleeing the cartels that Don Jr. funds
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Supporters of former president living in Florida have invaded government buildings and are demanding his reinstatement
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
'Godfather' of Oregon distilleries dies days before his 80th birthday, from his Sports Illustrated piece on summiting The Himalayas at 20, to warning Ralph Nader over 2000 Presidential run, the best obituary you've read in 2023
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Monster assures his fellow monsters that 2024 will be the year of monsters
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Fri January 06, 2023
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Republicans Pence and Pompeo should pack up 2024 bids before the 2024 race starts, maybe let former President George Santos have another crack at it
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Trump call logs may log trouble
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Late night TV host Stephen Colbert makes joke about former President Reagan being in hell for doing nothing about the AIDS crisis. Right-wing Twitter: SLEAZY
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(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Biden, master of trolling, presents Michigan SOS Jocelyn Benson and 10 others on 1/6 with the Presidential Citizens Medal for protecting democracy in the wake of TFG's loss in 2020 and subsequent insurrection
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Thu January 05, 2023
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Adam Kinzinger (R-etired?) doesn't stay unemployed for long, joins CNN as paid contributor
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
For the first time in 234 years, the Senate has a female President Pro Tempore. "It sounds funny, doesn't it? I'm the first? I mean, what happened for so many years?"
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(NBC News)
 
Hero
 
In what might be the greatest possible troll of election deniers, Pennsylvania's new Governor appoints Al Schmidt Secretary of State
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Buried lede in Gen. Mark Milley's J6 Committee transcripts: TFG wanted to retroactively court-martial any retired military officers who criticized him in op-eds
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Traditionally, the 3rd in succession to POTUS, the president pro tempore of the Senate (now 2nd without House Speaker), would go to the "longest-serving member of the majority party." Which, would have been Feinstein, but, buried lede, she declined
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
When representative Lauren Boebert ((R)eally dumb) was asked if she thought the house speaker election was a game show, she suggested she might nominate former President Trump, who has urged all Republicans to support McCarthy. Dumbass tag is for both
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(CNN)
 
 
 
FIFA President Gianni Infantino wants soccer fans to "shut up all the racists." Sure, Gianni, right after FIFA shuts up all the FIFA presidents who enable human slave trafficking to support dictatorial countries who want to host the World Cup
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Denial is not just a Kari Lake in Egypt
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
"...in a world where data is everywhere and statistics underpin every job, our children's jobs will require more analytical skills than ever before." - UK PM Sunak. There WILL be math until age 18, kids
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Wed January 04, 2023
(US House of Representatives)
 
 
 
Sure they can't agree on a Speaker, but the House Republicans' #1 priority already has a webpage
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Donalds nominated for House Speaker. And don't panic, but there are eddies in the space-time continuum
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Vice Presidential residence survives Ent attack
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Climate change totally snuck up on us, we had no way of knowing it was coming. If only those geeks in labcoats had said something instead of babbling on about carbon or whatever. If you really think about it, it's all the scientists' fault
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Tue January 03, 2023
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Calls for Dana White to quit as UFC president after slapping wife on New Year's Eve, which today I learned is apparently not one of the rites of Festivus
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Steve Bannon wanted to "Turn up the heat" after Jan. 6, presumably by throwing more plywood on his hobo firepit
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Steve Bannon wanted to "Turn up the heat" after Jan. 6, presumably by throwing more plywood on his hobo firepit
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Mon January 02, 2023
(Twitter)
 
 
 
"An extraordinary moment in American history. A speaker of the House asks the chairman of the joint chiefs if the nuclear codes are safe because she fears the president is crazy "
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
DHS official claims to have been shot into space, placed into a coma, and buried under a moon rock in 2020
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
More marijuana legislation is on the horizon
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Sun January 01, 2023
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Kevin Brady (R-TX) is shocked, SHOCKED, that TFG's tax returns are being revealed. No word if he still writes 2018 on his checks
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(France 24)
 
 
 
Taiwan's President Tsai Ing-wen rises above the discourse, offers aid to China amid their out of control Covid surge
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Sat December 31, 2022
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
OK, I get that you're trying to overthrow the government for me and will likely face jail time while I get away scot-free, but would it hurt you to dress up a little bit while you're throwing your lives away?
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Fox supports lying liar
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Fri December 30, 2022
(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump was under at least the influence of 12 other countries...I shocked, shocked I tell you
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(NewsChannel 10)
 
 
 
Texas liquor stores will be closed Saturday night through Tuesday morning. Happy New Year
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Thu December 29, 2022
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
There's actually one thing we could do to immediately remove any chance of January 6 ever happening again. Throw TFG in prison for the rest of his life? Deport the fascists who follow him? *reads article* Oh. Well, I guess that might work, too
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Michelle Obama is 100% honest about her marriage. Naturally, Republicans have a problem with this because they have never had multiple affairs, multiple divorces and always respect the sanctity of marriage
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Wed December 28, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Presidential candidate declares he is not a bedwetter, hopes to lead the New Nigerian People's Front to victory. There's nobody we hate more than the People's Front of Nigeria or the Nigerian Popular People's Front. Bloody splitters
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
GQP plans for Biden investigation, No not Hunter or Joe. Major
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Apparently Donald Trump had his head so far up his arse he didn't know the WH schedule was public until the final weeks of his presidency
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(Deseret News)
 
 
 
So what does final 1/6 House committee report say about US Senator Mike Lee (R-UT)? "[W]ill you please explain to me how this doesn't create a slippery slope problem for all future presidential elections?"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Former President Obama's List of Best Books and Movies of 2022; saw that one, not that, definitely not that one
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Former Labor Secretary Eugene Scalia testified that Bill Barr advised him to resign after January 6th, but, "I thought that trying to work within the administration to steady the ship was likely to have greater value." Sadly, that ship had sailed
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Rep. James Comer (R-KY) wants to know if President Biden ordered the federal government to censor Twitter in 2020, before he was even elected. Lucsly and Dulmur from Temporal Investigations are on the case
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Tue December 27, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
Will TFG try to claim a pocket veto? He's so nuts, who knows?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Presenting the front runner for the next presidential election in Argentina...Lionel Messi?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Former Russian President and Putin's replacement-in -waiting shows he's got access to that same high-quality intel his boss has, as he predicts Germany and France will go to war in 2023 and a civil war in the US will end with Elon Musk as president
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Democrats in dis....Sorry. Biden is kicking ass and the Republicans should be ready to call him Mr President for four more years. Did The Hill get hacked?
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(CREW)
 
 
 
The IRS commissioner who didn't audit Trump and didn't release his tax returns was also making hundreds of thousands of dollars off Trump branded properties. Apparently this is fine
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Mon December 26, 2022
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Pence spokesman denies that Pence is running for President in 2024. Typical Pence chaotic move disrupts norms, causes confusion
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(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
Florida man realizes he has no future and no hope, goes on crazy rampage against former friend
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Remember those puzzles you did in elementary school, where you moved one matchstick to make a whole new picture? The Ye 2024 presidential committee sure hopes you do
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(AlterNet)
 
 
 
Fantasies of a megalomaniac
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Sat December 24, 2022
(Awful Announcing)
 
 
 
Dana White, on getting UFC rights from ESPN: "Cocaine's a hell of a drug"
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(Awful Announcing)
 
 
 
Dana White, on getting UFC rights from ESPN: "Cocaine's a hell of a drug"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through Mar-A-Lago, a creature was ranting and raving like Iago
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(Political Flare)
 
 
 
Womp womp
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Former Sec Def Esper told the 1/6 committee that at one point Trump DID ask about using active duty military troops to quell ....oh...the George Floyd protests
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Do you think Rudy Giuliani knows any good attorneys?
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Fri December 23, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
Joe Biden is apparently evil because he.. didn't say "Jesus"... Huh?
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
US House passes $1.7-trillion spending bill to fund government well into next year, reforms election law to prevent another 1/6 insurrection. Will President Biden sign it into law? Vote YES or NO now
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
According to Hope Hicks, even Trump thought that SIdney Powell's "The Ghost of Hugo Chavez Stole the electiion" theory "sounded pretty nuts"...which did nothing to stop him from promoting it in social media and fund-raising off of it
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
This just in. Joe Biden is STILL your President
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Tucker Carlson basically outs Sen. Lindsey Graham on national television as a way to attack Ukraine. Because of course he did
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Thu December 22, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Under Armour names new CEO as Marriott DOES NOT PROTECT THIS HOUSE
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(Consequence)
 
 
 
Why's Afroman launching a 2024 presidential ticket? Because he got high
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
What the release of Donald Trump's taxes is doing is showing the American public how wealthy investors have been screwing America for the last 40 years. "Tax Loss Harvesting"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Despite spending all that time in his Maine woodshop drinking White Claw and being a rugged Patriot, it turns out Tucker Carlson is pro-Putin and anti-democracy
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1864, General Sherman presented President Lincoln with a Christmas gift of the city of Savannah, a military feat which delivered a heavy blow to the confederacy and showed Sherman's wisdom in using free shipping on Prime
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Day 302 of WW3: Ukrainian President Zelensky expressed gratitude for US support in an impassioned address to Congress. He told lawmakers that their support "is not charity" but an investment in democracy. It's your Thursday Ukraine war discussion
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Sean Hannity testified under oath in a deposition that he did not believe former President Donald Trump's claims about voting machine fraud in the 2020 election, which just proves how deep the conspiracy to rig the election goes
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Wed December 21, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Why were Trump's taxes never audited under the presidential tax audit program? Well, because he put a crony in charge of the program so the audit wasn't started until Democrats took power and he had to start acting like he did his phony-baloney job
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Lawmakers debating whether to give Ukrainian president Volodymyr Zelenskyy enough money to buy Twitter
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
TFG: you can't see my tax returns because they're all under audit. Federal policy: he's right you know, all presidential tax returns must be audited. Fark: the IRS barely started auditing the first one by the time he left office
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Tue December 20, 2022
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Tax season is coming early this year
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
How much is being a racist, sexist NBA team owner worth? $4 billion, apparently
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Tucker Carlson swears off election predictions, will instead just ask loaded hypothetical questions until the heat death of the universe
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Mon December 19, 2022
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
In this universe, criminal charges against Trump will benefit him, because his supporters will be fired up
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Help Wanted: Men & Women ages 25-55 to play the role of an intrepid political news reporter. Compensation will be making a sad, old man very happy. Ugly women need not apply. NDA required
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Today's Slatesplanation: How to not pick a disastrous president. A quick flowchart: 1) Is he orange? If yes, do not vote
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Mexico's president blasts Peru state of emergency ...and US State Department
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Sun December 18, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Hey all of you who reported on the President of South Sudan peeing himself: You get a death and you get a death and you guys get arrested (where you'll probably die in prison)
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
US to buy 3M barrels of oil to start replenishing reserves. GE, Honeywell and Owens Corning angry at being left out of the government bidding process
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Sat December 17, 2022
(AP News)
 
 
 
Donald promised, Joe delivers
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Fri December 16, 2022
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Retired General Officer, who accused Trump of 'crushing the US Constitution' in June of 2020 Op-Ed, thinks retired military officers should not lose their pensions for speaking out
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(Axios)
 
 
 
President Biden to give Cindy McCain huge promotion
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Now that the World Cup is basically over and almost all the money to be had has been made, FIFA President Gianni Infantino wants you to know that he thinks it's a real tragedy so many migrant slaves had to be killed by Qatar for it all to happen
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Thu December 15, 2022
(ArabNews)
 
 
 
Remember, Twitter polls on who should be president arent legally binding. Unless you're in Uganda, then carry on
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(Harvard University)
 
 
 
Harvard names some Gay to be President
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(Some Rugby Guy)
 
 
 
World cup Federation president handed a two-year suspended sentence, no not that federation. No not that one either
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Pundits thought America's most popular governor might run for President in 2024, but he got tapped for another Presidency starting in March of 2023
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(Worldcrunch)
 
 
 
Backed in a corner by Putin, Belarus President Alexander Lukashenko has the choice between either a clean, painless suicide or invading Ukraine to help Russia...and it looks like he is about to choose poorly
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Need to get a domestic abuser off your cell phone plan? Biden's got your back
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Wed December 14, 2022
(The Hill)
 
 
 
President Biden is hosting a summit with the leaders of 49 of Africa's 54 countries. Here's a look at the five he told to fark off
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Former President Donald Trump is calling GOP House members to help Rep. Kevin McCarthy (R-CA) become Speaker. GOP House members are responding by saying, "I don't know you. Who is this? I'm hanging up the phone. Prank caller, prank caller"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Reasons why Ron DeSantis hasn't announced that he's running for president yet? One is that he's not legally allowed to run while still serving as the governor of Florida
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Tue December 13, 2022
(Chron)
 
 
 
Does anyone remember the "Great Tamales Incident" with President Gerald Ford?
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 2000, Al Gore conceded the Presidential Election, setting up for years of being called 'Sore Loserman' by people who would go suddenly very quiet on that topic in 2020
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
You might think, "Nobody is crazy enough to claim that a demonic portal opened above the White House after President Joe Biden moved in." The same way you might think, "Nobody is crazy enough to get a giant tattoo of Richard Nixon's face"
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Goofus uses tax dollars to dump shipping containers in the desert, while Gallant uses tax dollars to help people successfully start new lives
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Mon December 12, 2022
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Please excuse Hunter Biden for talking to me at the State Dinner, signed Kevin McCarthy's mother
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(CNN)
 
 
 
After successfully delaying the DOJ on Mar-A-Lago through the midterm elections, Judge Cannon dismisses Twice Impeached Former President Trump's lawsuit over the FBI conducting a lawful search for stolen government property
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Vlad retreats for the first time from his annual end-of-year news conference. Hmm, what could be the pants-shiatting reason I wonder?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"I would have gotten (Paul Whelan) out" claims guy who was President and didn't get Paul Whelan out
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Sat December 10, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
EU Vice president expelled on corruption charges involving an unnamed Persian Gulf country a few weeks after giving a speech praising Qatar's human rights record
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Orange putz even more meshuge than usual. Oy vey
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Fri December 09, 2022
(AP News)
 
 
 
She may have the law on her side, but more importantly Peru's new President has the guns on her side
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Maybe it's the indictments talking
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(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
When 108 you reach, look as good, you will not
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Thu December 08, 2022
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Ok, Boomer
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Formula 1 extends the Dutch GP contract until 2025. There's no Verstappen them now
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(CBS News)
 
NewsFlash
 
WNBA star Brittney Griner traded for up and coming rookie Merchant of Death plus a hostage to be named later
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(MSN)
 
 
 
In allowing a lawsuit brought by 1/6 victims against Trump to proceed, a federal judge finds that there is a "colorable claim" the Trump incited the riot that day. Just what you'd expect from a liberal activist judge appointed by... oh that's awkward
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(MSN)
 
 
 
In allowing a lawsuit brought by 1/6 victims against Trump to proceed, a federal judge finds that there is a "colorable claim" the Trump incited the riot that day. Just what you'd expect from a liberal activist judge appointed by... oh that's awkward
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fox News stomps on Donald Trump's face. "Having suffered the rare humiliation of failing to win a second term in the Oval Office, and having cost his party a majority in the senate - 3 times - it is time for Donald Trump to step away from politics"
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Wed December 07, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Peruvian President Castillo dissolves Peru's congress hours before they vote to remove him from office...annnnd he's already arrested
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Is the CIA hiding its involvement with presidential assassin Lee Harvey Oswald? Just asking questions here
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Sony: "Hey, it's not fair that Microsoft is only going to release Call of Duty on its own consoles". Microsoft: "Okay, you're right. We'll also go ahead and release it on Switch"
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(Time)
 
Hero
 
TIME Magazine's 'Person of the Year' is exactly who you think it should be
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Argentinian vice president found guilty of corruption and sentenced to jail. U.S. Justice Department: "Wait, you can do that?"
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Tue December 06, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
During the last administration, you apparently could buy a presidential pardon for just $10k. Shoot a fellar could have a pretty good time in Vegas with one of those
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Milo billed Kanye to the tune of 100k. Now Kanye refuses to pay
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Semi-sentient cookie duster and lip toupee threatens to take impotent action years too late to stop monster he spent 18 months serving
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Mon December 05, 2022
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Gonna be kinda hard for Michael Avenatti to run for president now
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Jim Harbaugh's explanation on why Michigan didn't suspend DT Mazi Smith after his arrest for possession of a handgun without a license basically amounts to 'Hey it was the Athletic Director and the University President who decided to play him.'
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Let's see how TFG is doing in a potential primary in deep red Utah... Oh my
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Shooting homeowners association president, her husband over "HOA issues" guarantees you'll be finding new accommodations very soon
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Last week: top GOP'ers silent over TFG's Nazi dinner party. This week: top GOP'ers silent over TFG's shredding of the US Constitution. It's as if they signed away their balls
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Sun December 04, 2022
(Variety)
 
 
 
TFG hasn't even been reelected yet and he's already losing jobs
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Sat December 03, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Former president declares that constitutional rules be ignored and he be installed as rightful president
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Look at that President walking around eating lobsters like he owns the place
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(CNN)
 
 
 
US gas is cheaper than before Russia invaded Ukraine
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Fri December 02, 2022
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Coming soon to a red state near you
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Bad: You got laid off from your tech job. Worse: You've got 60 days to find a new one or get deported
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Dark money is the only non-white thing republicans love
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Six big questions for the first six months of 2023 concerning the 2024 presidential campaign
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(CNN)
 
 
 
A photo gallery of all the guests who attended Biden's first state dinner with French president Macron. Wait, I don't see any fascists, Nazis, white supremacists, QAnon theorists, Fox News pundits, or ammosexuals. What is this I don't even
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Known libby lib Newt Gingrich: Republicans are underestimating President Joe Biden, comparing them to Ronald Reagan and Dwight Eisenhower
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(AlterNet)
 
 
 
DeSantis may need to court the nazi vote
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
President Biden dares to serve people something other than McDonald's at State Dinner. Impeachment imminent
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Thu December 01, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Alibaba founder Jack Ma is hiding out in Tokyo, but not very well since you are reading this
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Austin Goolsbee named Chicago Fed President. You may remember him from such titles as "Economist who helped Obama Save America"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
We may never again get an awkward picture of a Democratic presidential hopeful trying to eat food on a stick
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Wed November 30, 2022
(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
Newly elected US Rep. Dale Strong (R-AL5) endorses TFG for President in 2024, invites him to rally in his district. Truly he represents white supremacist majority in Alabama
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
So, from now on, he'll be dining with them on purpose
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Slowly...very slowly...MAGAts are starting to realize that TFG might just be a grifter
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Slowly...very slowly...MAGAts are starting to realize that TFG might just be a grifter
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
This is probably fine, right? Right? Just a coincidence?
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Tue November 29, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
As had been said by others, "He had the right to remain silent, he just doesn't have the ability"
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
THE president of THE OSU told to G-THE-FO by THE Board of Trustees
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Senate set to approve same-sex marriage bill that codifies Obergefell into law today. It then only has to be approved by the House and signed by the President before SCROTUS rules it unconstitutional
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Mon November 28, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
"Crypto startup" yeah, subby stopped reading right there too
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Susan Collins is concerned about Trump meeting with Nazis
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Even though they gave Trump a shiny medal at their annual gala earlier this month, the Zionist Organization of America is starting to worry, after his dinner with a holocaust-denying neo-Nazi, that Trump might not be their friend after all
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Kazakhstan's president meets with Putin and comments that the kool-aid served was very nice
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Dua Lipa granted citizenship of Albion by President Arthur
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(Pittsburgh Tribune-Review)
 
Hero
 
Hear hear. May other media outlets follow suit
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Sun November 27, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
This is a test. This is only a radioactive test. Well, the radioactivity is real, but it's still only a test. Please do not be alarmed, unless you're on fire again
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Sat November 26, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Minority party of the Alaskan Senate is 3 Republicans after the other Republicans merge with Democrats to form a bipartisan coalition, no Homers Club
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Juan Williams argues for assault weapons ban. On Fox News
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(Screen Rant)
 
 
 
Lucasfilm president Kathleen Kennedy reveals why Indiana Jones 4 didn't work. But we thought the next film after "Last Crusade" won't premiere until 2023
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Musk will back Trump 2.0
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Musk will back Trump 2.0
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Fri November 25, 2022
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
"Trump was perturbed by Ye asking the former president to be his running mate in 2024"
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Biden offers pie bribes, extorts emergency responder equipment for his family's personal use
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Thu November 24, 2022
(YouTube)
 
 
 
In honor of Turkey Day, here's President Bartlet calling the Butterball Hotline on "The West Wing"
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Biden: "The idea we still allow semiautomatic weapons to be purchased is sick. It's just sick. It has no social redeeming values. Zero. None. Not a single, solitary rationale for it except profit for the gun manufacturer"
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(AlterNet)
 
 
 
Evangelicals looking at other options besides the orange option
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Wed November 23, 2022
(Politico)
 
 
 
Florida will change its law to allow DeSantis to not do the job of Governor while he remains Governor
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Tue November 22, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
TFG's no good, horrible, very bad day. IRS files to Congress, Fraud suit next year, Loses lead in Iowa to DeathSentence, now likely to lose his Special Master (no, not Putin)
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(MSN)
 
 
 
TFG's no good, horrible, very bad day. IRS files to Congress, Fraud suit next year, Loses lead in Iowa to DeathSentence, now likely to lose his Special Master (no, not Putin)
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Seventh time's the charm. After multiple delays this fall, Digital World Acquisition shareholders finally vote to keep the company on life support, extending the Truth Social merger deadline until September 2023
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Mike Pence is finally ready to say in no uncertain terms that he really feels like he should be opposed to Donald Trump's rhetoric on January 6 and has even thought up some good ways to show that
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(Fark)
 
 
 
How do you get your daily comics? Links to both comic.com and dilbert.com have been broken for days
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(Tampa Bay Times)
 
 
 
How can a large, nonprofit organization lose its entire, volunteer workforce? Have its CEO go into 20-minute rant during major gathering, demanding respect, treatment like "president of a billion dollar company or the sheriff"
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Mon November 21, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Oh, sure, let's do this again. Why the hell not?
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Smucker's stock rises on news that their jams are still more popular than Painful Rectal Itch
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(WANE Ft. Wayne)
 
 
 
Sheetz gas stations to drop price of gas to $1.99 over Thanksgiving weekend. But wait, there's a catch
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Sun November 20, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Four score and some hours ago, Uncle Joe's father brought forth, upon this continent, a new human
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Sat November 19, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
Did anyone else feel a great disturbance? As if dozens of for profit schools and one DeVos cried out in fury?
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Fri November 18, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Elon: "I'm unbanning people." Also Elon: "Not so fast, Donald"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Florida man melts down over crimes someone else noticed
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Trust me, we're owned
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(MSN)
 
 
 
DOJ to appoint Special Counsel to investigate President. This is not a repeat from the 90s, nor 2024. Ken Starr thankfully unavailable for comment
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ms. Powell, Sidney, I'd like you to represent me in the matter of a disputed election. The wrong person won. You and I already have all the proof we need to overturn the results from doing our own research. Mike, I need pillows
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Republicans take over the House, and BAM A political operative is convicted of illegally funneling sketchy foreign money to a US President. Just not the current one
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Thu November 17, 2022
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Megyn Kelly fell asleep during Trump announcement. Sounds like he wasn't grabbing her
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Weisselberg is spilling the beans: Trump and sons had a direct role in all the fraud
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The answer to the headline is absolutely yes, he is off the hook
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
The Midterms made state governments bluer, as this is the first midterm election since at least 1934 that the president's party hasn't lost a state-legislative chamber
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Crypto-President Nayib Bukele pledges to buy the dip. And the next dip. And the next dip. And the
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Since when is a Ford worth $2.8B?
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Wed November 16, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
Here's a list of all the campaign finance laws Trump will be ignoring now that he's an officially announced candidate
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(MSN)
 
 
 
While Trump was stumbling through his "big announcement" , on the other side of the world "Sleepy Joe" was conducting expert diplomacy to prevent WWIII
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(CBS 12 West Palm Beach)
 
 
 
Somebody celebrates TFG's announcement to run for president again by flying a banner over Mar-A-Lago
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Pepperidge Farm remembers, but Feinstein doesn't
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Today's Slatesplanation: What Trump's 2024 presidential run is going to look like once he's put on trial for treason
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
"You try being high-energy when you're running for President primarily to try to avoid indictment"
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(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
Woman dances with Obamas, dies
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(NPR)
 
 
 
If you notice a lot of MAGAts losing their minds this weekend, it's because Joe Biden's granddaughter Naomi is getting married at the White House. Don't bother telling them lots of other presidents have done this. They don't care
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
Five-foot-tall woman named Pennsylvania's first President pro tempore of their Senate. "Yeah, I say I shatter glass ceilings and I am two feet high, so I have to stand on a chair to do it"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
All GOP is well. "We were supposed to win the Senate and we didn't. It's your fault." .. "No, yours." .. "No, yours." .. "No, his." .. " His? We can't blame him." .. "He lost it." .. "See?" .. "Yeah, OK, but we can't say that aloud"
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(Twitter Donald Trump)
 
 
 
Trump announces 2024 presidential bid
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Facebook announces that truth is taking a holiday now that Trump announced he's running
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Tue November 15, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Fox shows a graphic of all the Republican 2024 Presidential contenders... with one notable exception
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Stop being mean to my son. Signed, Elon's mother
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(Independent)
 
 
 
You don't say
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Republicans have found their civil war enemy and it is a) radical socialist Democrats, b) Antifa, c) the GOP
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(YardBarker)
 
 
 
So who wants to tell Edgerrin James that four out of the five presidents he listed were historically awful at their job?
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Former president/potential felon fires his secretary/coffee guy/girl for not reminding him that he was supposed to show up for a deposition yesterday for the January 6 Committee and promises to get right on it after his calendar audit is completed
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Mon November 14, 2022
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Former First Lady's former lawyer becomes Slovenia's first female president with the backing of the centre left anti-Trump government
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(Empty Wheel)
 
 
 
GarLanD Isn't dOinG anYtHing...other than very carefully doing all the things you have to do to if you are even thinking of charging an ex-president with breaking the laws
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