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Wed February 01, 2023 |
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Regulators want to cap credit card late fees at $8 despite credit card companies warning that this might result in a plethora of other unintended fees, like Late Fee Reduction Fees, Lost Fee Recapture Fees, Reduced Payment Acceptance Fees, and so on
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♫ 50...is a magic number ♫
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"Today, with the President's full support and cooperation, the DOJ is conducting a planned search of his home in Rehoboth, Delaware"
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Phortunate Phrogger phinds Phoenix, phosters phun phinagling phreely phrom phast, phlustered phreeway phliers
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Mon January 23, 2023 |
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No**
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Pope Francis: Hey, you there, yeah, you mooks there in Peru, knock it off with all the fighting, and burning , and smashing stuff of God's-a gonna be super pissed off at you
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So that's what it's like in that family
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President Joe Biden orders flags to half-staff across America as "mark of respect" for Monterey Park massacre victims, never to return to full-staff in foreseeable future
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Photo of TFG and Philly mob boss surfaces, forcing mob boss to do damage control
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Ronna McDaniel becomes the latest Republican to learn the lesson the hard way that Trump's vaunted "loyalty" goes one way and one way only
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Mike Pence is "courting" controversial pastors. NTTAWWT, but don't tell Mother
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Ex-Czech general leads presidential race over billionaire Babis, although some question how Babis was formed
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Trump wants to ditch his current partner and go back to his old flame
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Trump wants to ditch his current partner and go back to his old flame
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Tue January 17, 2023 |
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Dolan announces run for Senate in 2024. Gooby, Bogs Binny, Spoderman unavailable for comment
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The person responsible for the Kendall Jenner Pepsi ad is now handling the Head and Shoulders account
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RNC sues, claiming Google is biased against them for filtering their spam email. Court: GTFO here with that ignorance
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According to Fox News, the reason there was no visitor log for Joe Biden's house is because he lives in a crack den with drug addicts and drug dealers coming and going at all times of day and night
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Reasons why Ron DeSantis won't run for president, also reasons why he shouldn't
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"Now no way can Jim Harbaugh stray; save back to Michigan, all the world's his way"
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US DOJ: we may investigate the Michigan fake electors. Michigan AG: We are investigating the Michigan fake electors. Michigan real electors: Screw that, it's FAFO time, biatches
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President Baldrick had a cunning plan to deal with North Korea: He was going to nuke it, but, and this is the cunning part, after the bombs went off, he was going to put his finger on his nose and say "not it" So the US couldn't be blamed
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Phuc this, I'm outta here
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Phuc this, I'm outta here
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New poll says Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis beats Biden in 2024 matchup -- but Trump doesn't ...which is somewhat good. Maybe. Nope, still not good
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Thu January 05, 2023 |
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Adam Kinzinger (R-etired?) doesn't stay unemployed for long, joins CNN as paid contributor
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For the first time in 234 years, the Senate has a female President Pro Tempore. "It sounds funny, doesn't it? I'm the first? I mean, what happened for so many years?"
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In what might be the greatest possible troll of election deniers, Pennsylvania's new Governor appoints Al Schmidt Secretary of State
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Buried lede in Gen. Mark Milley's J6 Committee transcripts: TFG wanted to retroactively court-martial any retired military officers who criticized him in op-eds
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Traditionally, the 3rd in succession to POTUS, the president pro tempore of the Senate (now 2nd without House Speaker), would go to the "longest-serving member of the majority party." Which, would have been Feinstein, but, buried lede, she declined
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When representative Lauren Boebert ((R)eally dumb) was asked if she thought the house speaker election was a game show, she suggested she might nominate former President Trump, who has urged all Republicans to support McCarthy. Dumbass tag is for both
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FIFA President Gianni Infantino wants soccer fans to "shut up all the racists." Sure, Gianni, right after FIFA shuts up all the FIFA presidents who enable human slave trafficking to support dictatorial countries who want to host the World Cup
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Denial is not just a Kari Lake in Egypt
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"...in a world where data is everywhere and statistics underpin every job, our children's jobs will require more analytical skills than ever before." - UK PM Sunak. There WILL be math until age 18, kids
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Tue November 22, 2022 |
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TFG's no good, horrible, very bad day. IRS files to Congress, Fraud suit next year, Loses lead in Iowa to DeathSentence, now likely to lose his Special Master (no, not Putin)
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TFG's no good, horrible, very bad day. IRS files to Congress, Fraud suit next year, Loses lead in Iowa to DeathSentence, now likely to lose his Special Master (no, not Putin)
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Seventh time's the charm. After multiple delays this fall, Digital World Acquisition shareholders finally vote to keep the company on life support, extending the Truth Social merger deadline until September 2023
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Mike Pence is finally ready to say in no uncertain terms that he really feels like he should be opposed to Donald Trump's rhetoric on January 6 and has even thought up some good ways to show that
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How do you get your daily comics? Links to both comic.com and dilbert.com have been broken for days
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How can a large, nonprofit organization lose its entire, volunteer workforce? Have its CEO go into 20-minute rant during major gathering, demanding respect, treatment like "president of a billion dollar company or the sheriff"
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Wed November 16, 2022 |
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Here's a list of all the campaign finance laws Trump will be ignoring now that he's an officially announced candidate
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While Trump was stumbling through his "big announcement" , on the other side of the world "Sleepy Joe" was conducting expert diplomacy to prevent WWIII
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Somebody celebrates TFG's announcement to run for president again by flying a banner over Mar-A-Lago
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Pepperidge Farm remembers, but Feinstein doesn't
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Today's Slatesplanation: What Trump's 2024 presidential run is going to look like once he's put on trial for treason
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"You try being high-energy when you're running for President primarily to try to avoid indictment"
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Woman dances with Obamas, dies
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If you notice a lot of MAGAts losing their minds this weekend, it's because Joe Biden's granddaughter Naomi is getting married at the White House. Don't bother telling them lots of other presidents have done this. They don't care
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Five-foot-tall woman named Pennsylvania's first President pro tempore of their Senate. "Yeah, I say I shatter glass ceilings and I am two feet high, so I have to stand on a chair to do it"
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All GOP is well. "We were supposed to win the Senate and we didn't. It's your fault." .. "No, yours." .. "No, yours." .. "No, his." .. " His? We can't blame him." .. "He lost it." .. "See?" .. "Yeah, OK, but we can't say that aloud"
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Trump announces 2024 presidential bid
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Facebook announces that truth is taking a holiday now that Trump announced he's running
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