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Fri June 25, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Biden about the bipartisan infrastructure plan: "If this is the only thing that comes to me, I'm not signing it. It's in tandem"
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(Vox)
 
 
 
On their road to giving the president unlimited authority, the Supreme Court stops and backs up when confronted by undoing $5 trillion worth of real estate transactions since 2008. Hello idiots, I'm consequences
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(CNN)
 
 
 
McCain wins. This is bad news--for Obama
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Thu June 24, 2021
(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
Andrew Yang's presidential advisers blame Yang's NYC mayoral advisers for not letting Yang be Yang. That's a lot of Yang being thrown about
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Mike Pompeo goes to NY to ask rich idiots to blow a shiat-ton of their money on his upcoming failed presidential bid
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
The NY Post is suddenly worried about the mental status of POTUS
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Wed June 23, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
So brutal that it's almost beautiful. NRA President David Keene and gun lobbyist John Lott tricked into giving self-serving inspirational speech to their victims
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Lauren Boebert takes a break from serving tainted pork sliders to bring up a resolution to censure President Biden
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Still don't know what these Bieber things are but they certainly don't know how to conduct themselves on the world stage with heads of state
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Show me on the doll where CRT hurt you, Tucker
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Tue June 22, 2021
(CREW)
 
 
 
Guess how many Secret Service employees got Covid. Nope. Not even close... Higher... Still higher... Keep going
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(CNSNews)
 
 
 
In which Sen. Wrong Johnson accuses Dr. Fauci of causing thousands of deaths by not advocating an anti-parasitic drug discredited for COVID treatment. Written by the "Does the president believe that a 15-week-old unborn baby is a human being?" lady
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Biden to alter the vaccine goalposts, because expecting 70% of the population to not be complete morons was expecting too much
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(DeadState)
 
 
 
Today's former guy claim of "why I lost the election" is because of (spins wheel) Mike Pence
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Mon June 21, 2021
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Trump Organization sues NYC over contracts canceled by city following 1/6 US Capitol insurrection led by Trump, minions. "You do that, and you lose the privilege of doing business with the City of New York. It's as simple as that"
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(Syracuse Post-Standard)
 
 
 
CEO of the ice cream of the future is accused of the revenge porn of today
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Welp, there's one person Republicans love paying welfare to
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
While the line of succession might not be entirely clear, Subby really hopes it could end up in a reverse King Ralph situation. Come on, who doesn't want tea parties with crumpets on the White House lawn?
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Woman from party that loves denying food to the needy, won't give up the cloak off their back, doesn't turn the other cheek if struck, and loves mistreating the stranger in our midst says that President Biden needs to do better in following his faith
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Former guy had brilliant plan to deal with those infected with Covid: Ship them to Guantanamo
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(AlterNet)
 
 
 
A psychologist explains how to break the cultlike bond between Trump and his supporters
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Sun June 20, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Half a Brazillion dead
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Sat June 19, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Wait... so now nepotism at the White House is bad?
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(AP News)
 
 
 
In shocking news from the Middle East, the hardliner won the Iranian presidential election, defeating the other hardliner, and the other hardliner, and the other hardliner
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
The GOP needs to be crushed in the 2022 midterms
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
It's a lot of money but when I think of the smile on Whaley McWhaleface's face it'll be worth it
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
When Trump was attacked for a rally in Tulsa on June 19, he turned to the nearest black man he could find, a Secret Service Agent and asked him about Juneteenth. "Yes, I know what it is and it's very offensive to me that you're having this rally"
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Fri June 18, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
In which Mike Pence, a Conservative Christian, is referred to as "stabbing Trump in the back and taking his coins like Judas," by Conservative Christians. By that same analogy, Trump is equal to Jesus Christ to these people
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Iranians hit the polls, weighing the difficult choice between Hardliner, Hardliner, Hardliner, and Decoy for President
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump? Which Trump? Donald? He was president? When? Are you sure?
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
We've replaced an atheist opportunist with an genuine church goer. Let's see if right wing attacks on Carter and Obama are a predictor of what the media craves for Biden
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Biden makes heads asplode over at the right wing's propaganda press machines
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Can Biden identify these three animals?
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Thu June 17, 2021
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Meet Opal Lee, the "Grandmother of Juneteenth"
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
President Biden's Fourth of July Covid vaccination goals are in jeopardy with the delta variant now a rising threat in the U.S. We'll have to redouble our vaccination efforts, maybe even drag the anti-vaxxers kicking and screaming
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Let's all watch President Joe finally sign the legislation to designate Juneteenth as a Federal Holiday. Sometimes, History really is worth being watched
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Seeing Biden meeting with Putin appears to be the thing that finally got through to Trump that he is no longer the President
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(Herald Online)
 
 
 
Losing loser who lost in 2020 finally admits he lost in 2020. Loser
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Biden apologizes for being wise
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Biden apologizes for being wise
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Deal with it, Putin
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Wed June 16, 2021
(Fox News)
 
 
 
The uber-conservative house Republicans of the Republican Study group release a list of moves they think Biden should take to counter Russian aggression, which is just like the list they never released when Trump was president, for some reason
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(Texas Tribune)
 
 
 
Former President Trump to visit Mexican border with Texas Governor Greg Abbott, kick around some bees nests for the Biden Administration
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Vice President tells Senators to suck her salty balls
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Did Senator John Barrasso just threaten to assassinate the president?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Gym Jordan goes off on DOJ for not jumping when Trump ordered them to look into bogus fraud claims. Thinks they need to be investigated for not following orders from president to a T
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Tue June 15, 2021
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Iran presidential candidate urges better ties with West. He was immediately clubbed and skinned
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Mike Pompeo launches a political group as he plans his 2024 presidential run, satisfying his adoring fan, Mike Pompeo
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Russian President Putin asks reporter if the US 'assassinated' Trump supporter Ashli Babbitt at the January 6th Capitol riot. There's a joke in here somewhere
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(NBC 26 Milwaukee)
 
 
 
Packers president Mark Murphy says Aaron Rodgers is a "complicated fella"
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
USS Ronald Reagan enters the South China Sea, leaving military experts unsure if it will remember it later
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(DeadState)
 
 
 
Donald Trump's reinstatement, which was going to happen in January, then was moved to February, then bumped to March, then rescheduled for August... has been delayed until December
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Tony Perkins offers tips on surviving the "rainbow onslaught" of Pride Month, dressing up like your dead mother
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Mon June 14, 2021
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Russian meddling in the pants of former reality television star and presidential candidate, hmm, I better submit it to Fark instead of calling the FBI
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(Teen Vogue)
 
 
 
To cancel student loan debt, all the president has to do is sign this piece of paper, literally
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Today's Slatesplanation: Why you shouldn't be shocked by the fact that Merrick Garland's Justice Department is continuing to defend and protect Trump
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
"The thing about Sen. Cindy Hyde Smith (R-Miss.) honoring Flag Day is that she voted to overturn the presidential election based on lies about voter fraud that fueled an insurrection at the U.S. Capitol." This is how it is done
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
There are three options in how Biden can deal with Manchin and Sinema. Well, four, but he's not Trump
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
NATO leaders are set to agree that China presents security risk. Don't expect Putin to take losing some of the spotlight in stride
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Mitch McConnell is who we thought he was
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1968, Dr. Spock was illogically convicted for helping draft resisters live long and prosper
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(The US Sun)
 
Weeners
 
Today, June 14 2021, is President Donald J. Trump's 63rd birthday. Still 6'3", 200 lbs, and bench-pressing 375
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
President Joe Biden prepares to meet with his opponent from 2020
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Hey Bernie, it's been five farking years. Get over losing to a woman
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Sun June 13, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Queen mother
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Fri June 11, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Whackos think that a cicada landing on Joe Biden is a message from "Q" because cicadas are stuck underground as children for Q=17 years. Yeah, sure, and a guy should be president because a bird lands on his lectern during a speech
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Oh noes we have another Coke-loving President: Off-duty Joe Biden dresses down in running shoes, goes to hotel bar to unwind at G7 summit and only sips a Coke
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(CNN)
 
 
 
It's. . . . it's infrastructure week?
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
Trump has found a new career. Wedding and memorial service crasher
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Thu June 10, 2021
(Forbes)
 
 
 
A cruise line thinks it has found a way around DeSantis' vaccine passport ban
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
The paint industry has become a Behr market
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"Trump Won" banner guy strikes again, this time at Fenway Park
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
The top priority of Attorney General Merrick Garland: A) Investigate Trump's failed insurrection attempt, B) Crack down of the nationwide surge in white nationalism, or C) Find out who leaked the news that billionaires pay almost no taxes
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
The sentient klan hood rectally controlling Tucker Carlson and the grizzled prospector formerly known as Glenn Beck decide to call Obama a racist because "back then, you couldn't"
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
The case for prosecuting Trump
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
The case for prosecuting Trump
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Christian 'prophet' Jeff Jansen (before): God told me he would overthrow Biden and restore Trump to the White House by April. Christian 'prophet' Jeff Jansen (now): God told me he would overthrow Biden and restore Trump to the White House by June 23
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Joe Biden is the president most strongly disliked by the opposing party in history. This is normal. Everything is fine
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Joe Biden is the president most strongly disliked by the opposing party in history. This is normal. Everything is fine
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Six-part article describes major reforms to prevent future corrupt US Presidents from becoming tyrants-in-chief. Hero tag to Boston Globe for publishing these editorials
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Yes, McGahn lied to the President. Why? "Because I wanted to get off the phone". Just part of the "Crazy shiat" that came out of his closed door testimony
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Wed June 09, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Cicada-Man suspected in attack on White House press corps plane
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(CNN)
 
 
 
As Trump rollback continues, Biden Administration removes rules that could have kicked three million Americans off food stamps, denied nearly one million children automatic eligibility for free school meals
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
Donald Trump refrained from attacking Joe Biden too directly during the Democratic primaries in 2020 because he believed that the Democrats would give the nomination to Hillary Clinton or Michelle Obama if he went after Biden too hard
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Trump isn't delusional. It's much worse than that
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
3 in 10 Republicans believe Donnie will be reinstated, may have left DNA on Their Pillows
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Tue June 08, 2021
(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Today on Geraldo: When Fox News says the quiet part out loud about Vice President Kamala Harris
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Sarah Huckabee Sanders gets "surprise appearance" from former President Trump. She was in his house
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Is the Orange Menace in such a sad, pathetic state of insecurity that he's enlisting the help of long washed up asshole Bill O'Reilly to hold his hand during his next "Save Murica Tour". In a word, Yes
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
The Biden administration will not be regulating BitCoin anytime soon
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Great president and worst president ever battle for democracy's soul
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Former FBI agent says Trump is working for Russia and China
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Mon June 07, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Stormy Daniels says she's offered to cooperate with prosecutors. Following that, she plans to get an expert in to fix the cable
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(CNN)
 
 
 
In a polarizing election, Fujimori leads in the race to become Peru's next president. Not a repeat from 1990
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Biden's first foreign presidential trip is about to take place. World leaders are reportedly confused about how to handle a U.S. president who isn't pushing them aside to get to the front of a photo op or throwing cross-armed tantrums during meetings
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(KJZZ Tempe)
 
 
 
Emails obtained from watchdog from Arizona Senate President shows that Arizona fraudit is just about making the orange sore loser happy
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Jim Acosta says Trump's speech was like "Groundhog Day without the comedy." So, Fifty First Dates, then?
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
State government offices in Alabama are closed today to celebrate the birthday of the loser who led the Great White Attempt To Keep Those Slaves In The Cotton Fields
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Sun June 06, 2021
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Fox News's refusal to air Trump's speech shows his waning power
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
In a subtle tribute to Kris Kross, former President Donald Trump wears his pants front to the back, because inside out is wiggity wiggity wiggity WACK... and it's something he will never ever ever do again
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(Politico)
 
 
 
For the first time in US history, a former president has taken to the campaign trail and denounced the last election as fraudulent. "The evidence is too voluminous to even mention," Trump said at one point. Tellingly, he never mentioned it
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Mark Meadows wanted to have the DOJ investigate the Big Lie
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Mark Meadows wanted to have the DOJ investigate the Big Lie
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Sat June 05, 2021
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Manchin wants the Senate to work together again and he's willing to do less than nothing to make that happen
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Wayne Allen Root encourages Trump to run for the House so when the Republicans take the House, he can be Speaker. Then he can impeach Biden and Harris and be president again
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
No, Donald Trump did not get back on Twitter a week ago without you noticing. Next on Fark Fact Check: Has Tom Grumbo-Jumbo taken over Tucker Carlson's time slot?
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(The Punch (Nigeria))
 
 
 
How will that nice prince get me my money now?
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Fri June 04, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Despite the demands of conservatives for Dr. Fauci's head for not knowing every possible thing, including facts not yet discovered about Covid-19, and disagreeing with Dear Leader, Biden remains confident in Fauci. Ain't public service grand?
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(WSLS Virginia)
 
 
 
Jerry Falwell, Jr. says that Liberty University's lawsuit is just an excuse to shame him, and that he's kinda into it
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
The U.S. economy added over half a million jobs in May, but, you know, Biden's president now so the media has no choice but to wring their hands and lament over whether this means our economic system is on the brink of utter collapse
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(Trust.org)
 
 
 
Tokyo 2020 Organising Committee President gets the gold medal in the "No sh*t, Sherlock" main event for saying there can be no Olympics if no athletes come to Japan
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(AP News)
 
 
 
GOP then: "You can't investigate a sitting president." GOP today: "Why are Democrats obsessing about a former president? Time to move on"
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Thu June 03, 2021
(WRAL)
 
 
 
Coca Cancel
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
You'd think a lawyer would be smart enough to not admit his client committed crimes before he became president, but then again, we're talking about Rudy Giuliani
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
You'll never guess who is telling rightwing media to run stories about Stolen Election. Ok, not telling. Asking. OK, OK, fine, not asking. Begging
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(News 12 Westchester)
 
 
 
Dick puts up signs. Signs offend people. Mayor tells Dick to remove signs. Don't be a Dick
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(My Northwest)
 
 
 
Happy Day for fans of Washington State's worst candied fruit product
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Wed June 02, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Later on Fox: Hannity and Carlson rage-soil their dainties over Ice Cream Gate
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Former President Obama states that now President Biden is 'finishing the job' of his administration, also digs at Trump for benefiting from his lackluster economic policies. Legacy complete
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(Kare11)
 
 
 
President Biden is offering free beer as an incentive for people to get vaccinated before July 4. What Anheuser-Busch has to do with beer is unknown at this time
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(Salon)
 
 
 
"Now, MyPillow claims that 'the MyPillow Guy' was not speaking for MyPillow when he gave speeches at MyPillow-sponsored rallies in Washington, D.C. or when he otherwise exploited election lies to market MyPillow products"
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(BBC)
 
 
 
President Xi Jumping says Chinese foreign policy should be "loveable, modest and humble", like a certain stuffed bear from an A.A. Milne book
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
On the first day of Pride Month, Disney receive a sexual orientation discrimination lawsuit from the ABC Signature Vice President
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(Axios)
 
 
 
RNC vows to advise presidential candidates against debates unless Commission on Presidential Debates stops being so mean to their candidate
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Old man no longer blogs at clouds
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Tue June 01, 2021
(Showbiz 411)
 
 
 
Not enough. We want more
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(Blabbermouth)
 
 
 
Bobbleheads of Jimi Hendrix setting his guitar on fire at Monterey Pop Festival in 1967 coming soon, in a limited run of 1,967. 'Scuse me, while I kiss this guy
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The West Wing was a mistake and Aaron Sorkin should be ashamed for ever thinking it up
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
The Liberal Redneck shares his thoughts on the Vice President's controversial tweet
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
There's a reason the QNuts are pushing the coup in Myanmar as a good thing: Trump is Reportedly Telling People He Will Be Reinstated as President By August
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Is this is why American presidents golf?
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
"I eat 'NO' for breakfast," confirms Vice President Kamala Harris
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Empathy is the fuel for democracy
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Republicans have no clue what their base wants
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Former National Security Advisor: Do not believe what you heard me say yesterday. Believe what you hear me say right now
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
FFT President: It's sad that Osaka would not take questions. Also, no questions
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Mon May 31, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
In which we look at nine Republicans who could run for president in 2024 and whose names don't rhyme with "Chump"
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Sun May 30, 2021
(News One)
 
 
 
Ben Carson (R), who once spent $31,000 in government funds on a dining set, criticizes President Biden's budget
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Hypothetically speaking of course, what would happen if a certain ex-president goes to jail? Aside from hilarious for late night talk shows
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
At QAnonpalooza, Sidney Powell informs the crowd that Trump won't get credit for "time lost" after he's reinstated as president and Biden is forced to leave the White House
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Fri May 28, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Josh Lyman demands President Bartlet, fellow Democrats stop negotiating with the Republican terrorists in Congress
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(Christian Post)
 
 
 
The Christian Post is very, very concerned that Joe Biden's tax plan violates several Christian principles, yearns for the return of a president like Donald Trump who exemplified Christian ideals with his every action, thought and word
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(Independent)
 
 
 
2024 GOP Presidential candidate Matt Gaetz
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Thu May 27, 2021
(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1972, the SALT agreements were signed between the US and the Soviet Union, in what was only a hop towards peace until Pepa brought the hip
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(MSN)
 
 
 
The Philippines' Duterte wants God to decide his political future, but Larry's too busy trying to figure out how to catch up to Jeffy, Elon, and Single Bill
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(MSN)
 
 
 
The Philippines' Duterte wants God to decide his political future, but Larry's too busy trying to figure out how to catch up to Jeffy, Elon, and Single Bill
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Trump's legal troubles will explode ahead of the 2022 election
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Between fits of phony poutrage about "cancel culture", conservatives cancel one of their own for not sucking up to Trump enough. Life's been good
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Trump's one night visit to NYC for a UFC fight cost $250k, hamberders not included
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Senate is unanimous in making sure President Biden declassifies the intel report on COVID lab-leak probe
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(WWL.com)
 
 
 
What's a Madu? I dunno, what's a Madu with you?
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Behold the GOP's cheap-arse $928 billion counteroffer to Biden on infrastructure
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(CNN)
 
 
 
White House butler to retire after 47 years. Was heard to mutter, "Oh god, the past 4 years. The horror...the horror"
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Allen Weisselberg, already a key figure in the NYC and NY State criminal fraud investigations of disgraced ex-President Trump and his company, is now also a key figure in DC's fraud investigation of the Trump inauguration
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Looks like a certain former president is going to jail
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(WUSA9)
 
 
 
Welcome to the Chadwick A. Boseman College of Fine Arts at Howard University. Black Panthers report to room M1035
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Wed May 26, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Catholic bishops to meet next month and vote on whether President Biden is a Real Catholic or should be permanently denied Communion
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Bannon's attorney Bob Costello says judge's decision to dismiss the criminal charges due to the President's pardon was correct because Bannon "has never been found guilty of anything, and he's not guilty", forgetting the "pardon implies guilt" part
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Biden demands intelligence community investigate the origins of COVID. Better make sure your lab safety protocols are up to date
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Florida man takes news of grand jury convening as well as you'd expect
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
"We went through this journey together yesterday, Peter," Jen Psaki reminds public masochist Doocy during hilarious scene from White House press briefing
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Tue May 25, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
I am immune for anything I did as president, forever, and that makes me king, see?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Putin will have to get reacclimated to an American president not licking his boots
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(Tyler Paper)
 
 
 
Should you let your kid get in the ball pit after they reopen? No
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1861, President Lincoln suspended habeas corpus during the Civil War, a executive decision of dubious legality only outdone later when he suspended his wife Mary from the ceiling of the White House bedroom in a sex sling
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Mon May 24, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Max Mosley, the son of Britain's leading Fascist who became a privacy campaigner after the press exposed his Nazi-themed sex orgies, has died. Oh, he also drove racing cars a bit
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
George Floyd's murder shifted Biden's reality
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
53% of Republicans believe that Trump is still president
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Pair of perky melons sell for $24,800 in Japan so you know they're not just bags of silicone
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Obama tried to warn Trump about Michael Flynn, the disgraced traitor who is now saying Covid-19 is a fabrication
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Sun May 23, 2021
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Once GOP politicians get the prefix "former" to "Republican", they are suddenly very outspoken against Donald Trump and can clearly see how he bears responsibility for the January 6 Capitol riots
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Once GOP politicians get the prefix "former" to "Republican", they are suddenly very outspoken against Donald Trump and can clearly see how he bears responsibility for the January 6 Capitol riots
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(Twitter POTUS)
 
 
 
The President is tweeting again. More importantly I just noticed that the toilet paper roll source logo has been replaced with sunglasses
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Sat May 22, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
Biden says he likes US Presidents who don't cozy up to dictatorships
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"I walked into the Oval Office and the president... got down on one knee. Now I expect that from everyone"
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Veterans have dubbed him "Hate Crime Hawley"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
DOJ is no longer allowed to seize reporters' emails and phone records
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Fri May 21, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Not only is Vice President Harris taking an increasingly prominent role in diplomacy on President Biden's behalf, but he has yet to hold a cabinet meeting where everyone swears loyalty to him. The horror
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(CNN)
 
 
 
President presents Medal of Honor to Korean War veteran who held off Chinese advancement of a hill for days even though he had been wounded multiple times. Meanwhile subby got a cramp standing up too fast from his desk
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(AP News)
 
 
 
IOC vice president announces Tokyo Olympics will go ahead even if Covid-19 state of emergency is still in effect. That is exciting news for everybody in the doping business and the two dozen people who are still interested in the Olympic Games
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
The inanity of Hannity shows why republicans have no humanity
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Ron DeSantis promises that he has only begun to grift
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Thu May 20, 2021
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
No greenbacks for Greenland
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Ukraine president, a former comedian, is doing more for democracy than every other country on the planet
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Kirsten Gillibrand: "I definitely want to run for president again" 99% of Democrats: To be Franken with you Kirsten, we DEFINITELY don't want you to
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Showing they learned their lesson after writing snarky, dismissive editorials on Trump's 'unqualified' run for President, the Daily News writes a snarky, dismissive editorial on Andrew Giuliani's 'unqualified' run for Governor
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
The right-wing outrage machine is really getting desperate
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(Motor Trend)
 
 
 
President Biden expresses interest in riding around in Electric Beast as 46th presidency veers into a 1970's custom van mural
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(Motor Trend)
 
 
 
President Biden expresses interest in riding around in Electric Beast as 46th presidency veers into a 1970's custom van mural
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(DeadState)
 
 
 
She came THIS CLOSE to a moment of self-awareness
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Al Capone objects to new investigation by Elliott Ness, calls Untouchables "low energy"
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Wed May 19, 2021
(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Fox News learns about "local mask rules" while Biden mockery backfires
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
All of the sudden the NY Post is deeply concerned a president has joked about harming a reporter. It's like something has changed the last few months. I wonder what it could be?
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Tue May 18, 2021
(YouTube)
 
 
 
45** finally admits he lost the election and is no longer President. FARK: By applying for, and accepting optional ex-presidential pension funds that amount to less than .004% of his net worth
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
600k kids from 12-15 have gotten vaccinated in past week, but 61% of parents agree that's still too young to need a cell phone in the first place
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
JPMorgan names two women executives in broad expansion of leadership diversity
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The president has released his tax returns
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Fox News has elevated Ron DeSantis to the true 2024 GOP presidential contender
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Mon May 17, 2021
(Independent)
 
 
 
JFK once told the Secret Service that he needed them staying close to his limo like he needed a hole in his head. Once
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Newt joins the growing pile of MAGA deadwood drifting to Florida and the time is about ripe for Bugs to get out his big saw
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
For some reason, the owners of Hacienda Guadalajara can't find enough workers to open. It's almost like someone built a wall between employers and employees
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
'Tiger King' seeking presidential pardon from Biden. Hey, anyone remember Tiger King?
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Donald Trump will speak at an upcoming Republican convention, but it will be closed to the media and he thinks no video will be leaked
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Panic buying in Taiwan wipes shelves clear of toilet paper, as the vengeful ghost of Mr. Whipple rises in the dark to avenge all of the squeezed Charmin
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Will Trump testify before the 1/6 Commission? Because Homeland Security has some questions
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Bill Russell to be inducted into the 2021 Basketball Hall of Fame class along with Chris Webber, Paul Pierce and Chris Bosh. Seems like with all those titles, they would have found some time to sneak Bill in earlier
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Sun May 16, 2021
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Royal Caribbean realizes on second thought that maybe cruises from Haifa, Israel aren't such a good idea. No word on cruises out of Syria and Somalia
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(PBS)
 
 
 
Damon Weaver, journalism legend, homeboy of two presidents, passes away at 23
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Sat May 15, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
Lin Wood seen furiously preparing a new round of "rigged election" conspiracy theories
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Fri May 14, 2021
(Houston Chronicle)
 
 
 
"There have been things worse than people without any firearms coming into a building." Rep. Louie Gohmert defends Capitol riot suspects
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(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
Today's Tech privacy fail: Joe Biden's Venmo account. Fark: found in less than 10 minutes, thanks to Venmo making your friends list public
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
"Socialism is a scare word they have hurled at every advance the people have made in the last 20 years," President Harry Truman said in 1952. "Socialism is their name for almost anything that helps all the people"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Trump to resume holding campaign rallies within a few weeks. Yes the election IS over, and there's nothing to campaign FOR right now and his supporters are the least likely to be safe at mass gatherings, but, this is Trump we're talking about
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Trump to resume holding campaign rallies within a few weeks. Yes the election IS over, and there's nothing to campaign FOR right now and his supporters are the least likely to be safe at mass gatherings, but, this is Trump we're talking about
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Republican demands Fox News tell the truth. That's the joke
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Thu May 13, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
2024 Republican Presidential nominee pardons COVID
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
University of South Carolina president resigns after plagiarizing commencement speech, urging graduates to wear sunscreen
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Biden has been president for almost three months, why hasn't he fixed everything and why won't the media call him out on it? WTF is this guy's problem?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
GabeN aka MikeLo's DDR alt, hints at Steam expansion to consoles. News to the left, HL3 memes to the right
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Tucker Carlson parrots election lies even as a GOP leader denies them
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Wed May 12, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
In a show of asshole solidarity, the bulk of Liz Cheney's GOP colleagues walked out before her speech
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Looks like Lin Wood got into the moonshine again: "President Trump still has the nuclear codes"
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
FXX giving Danny DeVito and Aubrey Plaza their own animated series
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(Axios)
 
 
 
A swing-voter focus group warns republicans that ousting Liz Cheney will bite the GOP in the ass
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Trump supports voter fraud lawsuit in county he won because "If a thief robs a jewelry store of all of its diamonds (the 2020 Presidential Election), the diamonds must be returned." 2D pigeon chess right there
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Tue May 11, 2021
(New Delhi TV)
 
 
 
"Russian President Vladimir Putin Scores 8 Goals In Ice Hockey Gala Match". Goalie almost stopped one shot but then realize that would be bad for his health
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Trump was "consumed with getting overweight Secret Service agents removed from their posts." Presumably because they were too slow at fetching him hamburgers
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Judge dismisses Twitter's lawsuit seeking to dismiss Texas AG Paxton's subpoenas against them that he filed in retaliation for them banning Trump's Twitter account; on the grounds that Paxton was full of shiat and hasn't actually enforced them yet
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
After Vanessa and Tiffany Trump grabbed the Secret Service Agents' pistols, they got wrestled onto the floor and subjected to cavity searches We don't know if handcuffs were employed
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Jeff Bezos made a desperate attempt to hire SpaceX's president and COO to get his own failing rocket company off the ground and other juicy nuggets
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Mon May 10, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Deep pockets Mitch McConnell ups the GOP's ante on infrastructure to $800 billion from a measly $600 billion. Democrats' $2.25 trillion infrastructure package laughs
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(NPR)
 
 
 
"It's absolutely true that you can run a market without a trading floor," said the president of the NYSE. But we have a bell. And it's iconic, so we will be in person
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Sun May 09, 2021
(NBC News)
 
 
 
GOP governor describes his party's battle over Trump loyalty as a circular firing squad
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Greg Abbott: I'm going to deny an 'atheist holiday display' at the State Capitol. Judge: Yeah, no you're not
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Republicans have abandoned truth ahead of 2022
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Sat May 08, 2021
(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
And pigs can fly too
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Fri May 07, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Guess which US president the Guardian once described as committing "a series of acts abhorrent to every true notion of constitutional right and human liberty"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Trump-run Justice Department secretly obtained Washington Post journalists' phone records and tried to obtain their email records over reporting on Russia's role in the 2016 election
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Trump-run Justice Department secretly obtained Washington Post journalists' phone records and tried to obtain their email records over reporting on Russia's role in the 2016 election
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(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
And they say Eric is the dumb one
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
FBI informants committed more than 9,600 crimes under the bureau's supervision during President Trump's first two years in office
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
The 'inevitable' war between the US and China will most likely be fought on the massive battlefield that is Africa, thanks to President Xi Jinping staking claim to the continent
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(Axios)
 
 
 
There are limitations to buying American
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(The US Sun)
 
 
 
What do Patrick Stewart, Bruce Willis, the President of Ireland, Seal, and Donald Trump all have in common?
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Thu May 06, 2021
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Kevin McCarthy is terrified of the 1/6 Commission because he'd be forced to testify that he actually gave a damn about democracy for a brief moment that day, and Trumpers will *not* tolerate such loyalty to one's country over Trump
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
Having failed to lay a glove on Hunter Biden, Judicial Watch sets its sights on to other members of the Biden family, filing FOIA requests designed to blow the lid off the scandals involving Major and Champ
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Despite having served for just 8 months, all of them during the pandemic, Trumps former navy secretary racked up almost $2.5 million in travel expenses including a $250,000 trip the week of Jan 20 to a remote Pacific island with no naval facilities
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
With the clouds of covid breaking, solar's again looking brighter
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Wed May 05, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
White House: Hey red states, if you don't want all those vaccines we'll send them to states that do want them
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
The restaurant industry is desperate for workers but not desperate enough to pay a living wage
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Welp, looks like we can plan on republicans boycotting tacos from here on out
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Anyone notice that he just referred to himself as the President of the United States?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
And here we go: Federal judge opens national eviction floodgates
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Come for Lauren Boebert being an idiot yet again, stay for the picture of President Biden with a Rosalynn Carter puppet
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Biden is going to eliminate the loophole exploited by the ultra-wealthy
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Netanyahu fails to form government, leaving his future in doubt. Again
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Tue May 04, 2021
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
If you believe the Big Lie and think the White House factors your opinion, here's Jen Psaki with the official White House response: "We don't. POTUS is President of all Americans no matter who they voted for"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
President Biden needs to stop spending like a drunken sailor because the COVID crisis is now over. This is what Republicans actually believe
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(Texas Tribune)
 
 
 
In Texas Joe Biden has a higher approval rating than Ted Cruz, John Cornyn, Greg Abbott, and Ken Paxton
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Fox News says President Biden is actually anti-vax because he's fully vaccinated and is still wearing a mask outside so he "doesn't trust the science" (w/video)
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
President Biden pledges to bring nationwide 5G coverage to 70% of American adults by July 4th
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Despite President Biden saying there's no deal with Iran on nukes, current events would suggest otherwise
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(TVLine)
 
 
 
Did you really think Law & Order spinoffs were DUN DUN?
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(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Grifters gonna grift. Trump Organization accused of abusing the UK's coronavirus furlough scheme after it claims up to £500,000 via Covid-19 job fund despite axing staff. This is my shocked face
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Mon May 03, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Zuckerbot begins spray-tanning Wednesday. Book it, done
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
For five months 'The Big Lie' has been ubiquitous with Trump's fraudulent election win claims, so of course Trump has now vowed to redefine it as the opposite meaning, increase the chocolate rations that were distributed five months ago
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
White Castle World opens to long lines. That's a LOT of early morning day drinkers
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(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
Former Oregon House Speaker Dave Hunt cited in sex trafficking sting. Swears he was just looking for his brother Mike
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(IFL Science)
 
 
 
People think our last president was pretty weird but consider the former POTUS who had to be fed via ANUS
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Decades ahead of his time:" the rehabilitation of Jimmy Carter's Presidency begins
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Today's new Wikipedia article from the future: Mr. Trump Goes to New Jersey (film) is a 2028 political farce film directed by director Uwe Boll, starring Gary Busey and Ted Nugent, about a disgraced ex-President who [Publish changes] [show preview]
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Who would have thought that America just wants a normal boring president after four years of a Twitter in Chief
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(Cleveland 19)
 
 
 
SBA announces $28 billion in the form of grants for restaurants and bars
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Hall of presidents redux, Mar-a-Lago edition
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(Navy Times)
 
 
 
How backlogged are US Navy maintenance efforts on its vessels? Fast-attack submarine USS Boise has been out of service, awaiting overhaul since October 2015
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Sun May 02, 2021
(Axios)
 
 
 
Biden Administration pounds the broken pavement to sell you a railroad that goes faster than you can drive while avoiding said potholes
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
How many people want Medicare For All? Nice
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Now you've done it President Biden, you've pissed off the Rocketman
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Mitt Romney to constituents: "Your boos mean nothing. I've seen what makes you cheer"
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Sat May 01, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
Apparently President Biden has already cut a deal with Venezuela's quasi-dictator Maduro for the release of US oil executives
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Ranking all the fake scandals of the first 100 days of President Biden
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Republicans still can't figure out Biden
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Fri April 30, 2021
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
MSNBC trounces Fox News in ratings thanks to Biden's speech
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Pooty poot the Putin reminds US President Biden that it doesn't have coal-fired supersonic cruise missiles after US ships enter the Black Sea (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Tom Scott: America's not a racist country. Kamala Harris: What he said
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Ok, boomer
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
"They got it from the iCloud" shouts an hysterical Giuliani at a bewildered Tucker Carlson
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Lin Wood isn't doing too well mentally
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Merrick Garland is cleansing the Justice Department of Cheeto dust
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Scamvangelist Robin Bullock: Hillary Clinton was trying to use Covid to bring about the end of the world
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Thu April 29, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
President Joe Biden said that he was not briefed about the search warrants executed at Rudy Giuliani's apartment, and he doesn't want to be briefed. Not my job, mon
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Another sign Liz Cheney might be moving over to the Democratic side, she fist bumps President Biden after being scorned by the GOP leadership
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Standing at the podium as president after a political career of 40 years, Biden showed he has a patience few politicians possess, yet his speech was distinctly impatient, calling for immediate action, almost as if he feels "the fierce urgency of now"
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(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
Donald Trump wants you to know that he doesn't know what the feds were looking for when they raided Rudy's apartment. Just saying
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Too much malarkey about unity, successful vaccinations, buy American, "white supremacy" and "systemic racism," complains the NY Post about President Biden's speech to Congress. Worst of all, everybody wore face masks
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
GOP's only Black Republican senator Tim Scott responses to President Joe Biden's address to Congress, says America isn't racist. That's the joke
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Wed April 28, 2021
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
NJ woman embezzles $2.6 million from nonprofit organization, spending it on gambling and luxury vacations. The rest she just squandered
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(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Giuliani's son on the raid of his father's home: "If this can happen to the former president's lawyer, this can happen to any American." Why yes, that is how the farking law works
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
First Lady announces 5 virtual special guests for Biden's address to Congress. Spoiler: We're all virtual guests for it
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Mitch McConnell accuses Biden of doing what he's been doing for years
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Will you shut up man?
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(KTNV Las Vegas)
 
 
 
"Donald Hump" gets angry about bag fees and threatens to blow up Las Vegas airport while flipping the bird and yelling racial slurs at check in counter. He has finally become more presidential
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(KSLA Shreveport)
 
 
 
Geaux Coronavirus
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Due to the Covid-19 pandemic, Designated Survivor has been cancelled. Kiefer Sutherland inconsolable
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Tue April 27, 2021
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
News programs keep booking Republicans who voted to overturn the election and they're not being asked to defend and explain their votes and this has to stop
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
#10 steadfastly refuses to deny that BoJo ever said "Let'er rip" in regards to a new Covid spike. Wait.What
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
King Joseph Manchin of West Virginia warns President Biden not so fast on his infrastructure plan, says he has some dictating to do
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Story about the metrics of Biden's first 100 days in office compared to other presidents, closes on an eye-popping number: Trump was president for 1,460 days, during which time he sent out over 26,000 Tweets, or an average of over 18 a day
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
What he meant to say is how dare a president who is not a Republican lead the country his way with only a slim majority
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
"I try to keep my softcore gay porn sport out of politics," says UFC president on Fox News
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Ten years ago today, President Obama didn't call Donald Trump an ignorant racist, but he did drop the long form mic
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Liz Cheney: If you chucklef*cks voted against certification then you cannot run for president. Especially you, Ted
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Mon April 26, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
"The House GOP's internal battle: Policy vs. personality." Subby doesn't know where the author has been the last five years, given that personality has been trouncing policy ever since the last president rode down a golden escalator
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
How the climate plan that President Biden has not yet finalized definitely means we'll only be allowed one (1) hamburger per month, according to conservatives who would NEVER EVER EVER exaggerate or lie about this stuff
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Somali opposition fighters cordon off parts of Mogadishu after president attempts to extend his mandate, which makes sense, as deeply religious Muslims tend to frown on man dates
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
The stock market has seen better returns during President Biden's first 100 days than under any previous president since World War II
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Russian President Putin poo poos US President Biden, sets out his own demands for their emergency summit in a neutral European nation. Probably Ukraine once its been invaded (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sun April 25, 2021
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Kevin McCarthy now claims he's all in favor of how 45** encouraged and enabled the Jan 6 insurrection and utter lack of a timely response
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Turkey's foreign ministry summons the US ambassador to present a strongly worded letter about the genocide announcement for Biden's circular file
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(The US Sun)
 
 
 
Old Man yells at clouds
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
ABC News: only 52% of Americans approve of President Biden's work in office, lower at 100 days than anyone since 1945. Twitter replies: You already forgot about the last guy?
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Sat April 24, 2021
(Sky Sports)
 
 
 
Real Madrid President, seeing all that sweet sweet Super League money drifting away, invokes the "No Takesies Backsies" rule
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Right wing cancel culture coming for chocolate chip cookies. Okay, they haven't really. Yet. But it's only a matter of time based on their past performance
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Biden has sent the GOP running scared as if they were Gregory Hines
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
TIL that President Biden's address to Congress, in 2021, will be the first to provide American Sign Language interpretation for a President's address to Congress. Tag is for how long this took
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Fri April 23, 2021
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Ultimate Florida Man can't take the heat, moves to New Jersey
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Oxygen supplies given armed escort in India as supplies run out, threatening death to Covid-19 patients and imperiling President Skroob's Perri-Air supplies
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Looks like there won't be enough Intel Inside for the next couple of years
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Sure, Trump was an existential threat to the country itself, but what was I going to do? Vote for a Democrat?
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Thu April 22, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
"W" on golf. "I played in my first year. Then when we had troops in combat I didn't play at all [...] because I didn't want some mother to see, you know, these kids in combat seeing the commander-in-chief out there playing golf. So I didn't play any"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Suddenly the NY Post is concerned that the White House Press Secretary didn't answer a question to a reporter's complete satisfaction
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(Some Guy)