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Sun April 22, 2018
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Will The Man in Black find his answers? Will Maeve bring her reign of terror to other parts of the park? Will the architects pay the price for playing God? Will there be any Anthony Hopkins this season? Westworld season two premiere, 9pm ET on HBO
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(Awful Announcing)
 
 
 
New Orleans Pelicans clown ESPN's army of NBA "experts" - all 22 of whom groupthinkingly predicted higher-seeded Portland Trailblazers would smoke them in first round
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(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Neil deGrasse Tyson, First Galatic Emperor of Earth, believes that asteroid mining will help prevent future wars and conflicts over access to terrestrial resources, once space becomes 'our' backyard
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Alex Jones has an apprentice who is about to steal his crown and lead the Kingdom of Derplandia
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
A Quiet Place is #1 with a soft $21.1 million, I Feel Pretty #2 with $18 million. Misguided adaptation Rampage falls to #3 with $17.6 million, Super Troopers 2 meowing at #4 with $16 million while Isle of Dogs has a rough go at #10 with $3 million
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Naturopaths say it's ridiculous that the government, courts, and medical board won't let them perform surgery and prescribe drugs just because they aren't real doctors
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(IndieWire)
 
 
 
James Cameron is hoping that 'Avengers fatigue' sets in pretty soon. "Not that I don't love the movies. It's just, come on guys, there are other stories...." In other news 'Waiting For Avatar 2 fatigue' shows no signs of ending anytime soon
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(The New York Observer)
 
 
 
You're probably not going to believe this, but Fox News seems to be pretty close to the Kremlin, too. Weird, huh?
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(National Geographic)
 
 
 
Beetle that can withstand 380 Gs kind of looks like your expression if you tried to do the same
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
President Trump is going on a pardoning spree for no reason whatsoever
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
That rule preventing doctors from discriminating against transgendered patients? Trump's going to eliminate it
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Sat April 21, 2018
(UFC)
 
 
 
Saturday Night MMA: UFC Fight Night 128, Edson Barboza vs Kevin Lee, Frankie Edgar vs Cub Swanson. Fight Pass prelim at 7:30 PM ET, Fox Sports 1 prelims at 8 PM ET, Fox Sports 1 main card at 10 PM ET
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Everybody prepare to panic
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
As the Queen turns 92, here are some epic photos from the Queen as a kid until present, telling her life story
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Fri April 20, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump's legal team preparing for the inevitable
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Who knew being an adulterer could be so difficult for the president
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
There is no such thing as an autism mouse, scientists say. For one thing, they aren't exactly social butterflies, and predilection for shirts and gloves says nothing about their brain chemistry
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
North Korea has never faced a US president that didn't care if South Korea was reduced to a glowing ember
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(NHL)
 
 
 
Can the Pens seal the deal against the Flyers? Can the Jets fly away with a series win? Can the Predators lay waste to the Avalanche and advance? It is your Friday Night Stanley Cup Playoffs thread, the fun begins at 7:00 PM ET on NBCSN and CBC
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(Pitchfork)
 
 
 
Massive Attack celebrate 20th anniversary of Mezanine by releasing it on pretty obscure format
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Trump treats Michael Cohen like garbage and Cohen is totally going to flip according Roger Stone, who isn't even pretending Trump is innocent any more
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
What happens when a deeply stupid man is confronted by highly educated teachers about disparaging remarks he made about them? Let's tune into KY Gov Matt "children were raped because the teachers went on strike" Bevin's press conference yesterday
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(5 News Fayetteville)
 
 
 
Pregnant woman goes into labor during tornado on Friday the 13th. Jason, Dorothy not on the list of names
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
President-ing is apparently a part-time job
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
"Swapping cars for shared bicycles could prevent up to 73 deaths per year." In a row?
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
New Hampshire tries, fails to pass bill allowing drunk people to stop their cars and pretend to sleep when the cops show up so they can avoid drunk driving charges
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Kentucky college students troll a street preacher with Street Preacher Bingo
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Trumpenfuror pressed KKKeebler Elf to fire FBI agents for sending anti-Trump texts
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The Israeli government officially denounced Natalie Portman for pulling out of awards event in protest, being involved in the Star Wars prequels
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
"Hey, if you could send us back all that secret research on remote mind controlling we accidentally sent you under that FOIA request, and forget it we would appreciate it.." Department of Mind Control
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(American Thinker)
 
 
 
According to one of the most accurate polls available, President Trump's approval rating highest in months. This is what Trumpanistas really think
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
House of Commons prepares to go full Brute on Theresa May (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump complains about the liberal activist judge that he nominated to the Supreme Court
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
YouTube ran top brand ads on white supremacist channels
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Human beings hunting animals to extinction predates pollution, cities, written language, Abe Vigoda
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Elton John's Rocketman biopic got through preflight well before zero hour, or 9AM as we call it
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Step 1: Prescribe addictive Opioids Step 2: Profit. Step 3: Prescribe anti-addiction medication Step 4: Profit
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Thu April 19, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
While The Simpsons didn't predict Barbara Bush's death, they changed her negative opinion of the show, all because of a letter from Marge Simpson, in which Barbara politely responded to
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(KSAT San Antonio)
 
 
 
Teen takes mother to prom after she missed her own prom because she was pregnant. It's Texas, so the cycle probably continued
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Donovan Mitchell of the Utah Jazz has set a record previously held by Michael Jordan, with 55 points in his first two playoff games, the most ever by a guard
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
For its final season, Showtime's 'Homeland' is just going to pretend like Trump doesn't exist. Rest of us not so lucky
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Concern was expressed by old white guys over what would happen "if there are 10 babies on the floor of the Senate." Has this become a problem?
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
$50,000 worth of tractors stolen from the farm of former NBA player Scottie Pippen. $50,000 worth of clown costumes presumed safe at Dennis Rodman's condo
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(US House of Representatives)
 
 
 
Scott Pruitt Is Now Being Investigated By The House of Representatives, Senate, White House, Office of Management and Budget, Government Accountability Office, EPA IG, Inspector Gadget, Rocky and Bullwinkle, Magnum PI and the Scooby Gang
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
The Movie Theater in Saudi Arabia opens with a movie about a wise and benevolent monarch who rules a fabulously wealthy kingdom that owes its power and success to its near monopoly on a precious natural resource
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(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
Miguel Diaz-Canal replaces Raul Castro as Cuba's president, finally achieving what sixty years of CIA assassination attempts could not
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(WHO TV Des Moines)
 
 
 
The 15 most dangerous foods for dogs. Your dog wants pretty much everything on this list
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Taking an oath of office using a dinosaur hand puppet is pretty funny, but not very smart. Especially if you're in the military
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Update on the Nashville Predators Filip Forsberg, in addition to being an ice wizard, he may also be from The Matrix
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Here are what some major tourist attractions really look like, so prepared to be disappointed
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Facebook: Sure we're Irish for tax purposes and have previously agreed to apply Irish terms of service to our users globally, but there's this new privacy law going into effect, and you really didn't expect us to stand for that, did you?
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(The Next Web)
 
 
 
University Researchers make breakthrough in Nonlinear Mathematics, leading to Pre-Sentient Algorithms and eventually Digital Sentience. Subby's now certain we're just drones living in a Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri game
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
A museum dedicated entirely to selfies has just opened. Oddly enough, most visitors don't take the opportunity to look up from their phones long enough to appreciate the exhibits
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
In the true spirit of bipartisanship, McTurtle to change Senate schedule to prevent vulnerable Democrats from campaigning
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Wed April 18, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
I'm not saying Iceland is laid back, but when someone can steal 600 computers, escape prison through a window, and sneak onto the prime minister's plane with a fake ticket, Iceland might be pretty laid back
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Australians rush to avoid shrapnel from the impending Vegemite Wars, where pretentious $7 plate of Vegemite toast and butter on a wooden board has ignited social media rage
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Hello police? I'd like to report a suspicious individual. He's tied up and gagged, that looks pretty suspicious to me
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Stormy Daniels is donating her affair pay-off money to Planned Parenthood under the names Trump and Cohen, knowing the President he will likely just try to claim the relevant tax deduction
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Raúl Castro will soon step down from the Cuban Presidency. Leading replacements include Miguel Díaz-Canel, Bruno Rodríguez, and Zombie Fidel
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(NBC DFW)
 
 
 
"Dispatch, I'm on the scene now and I can see where the vehicle hit the house. There is some damage, but it looks pretty minor. *KA-BOOM!* .... Uh, let me rephrase that." (w/ video)
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Rep Adam Schiff introduces the Abuse of the Pardon Prevention Act that would allow Congress to determine whether a pardon is an effort to obstruct justice. House GOP does The Hustle
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(Sporting News)
 
 
 
As this year's NFL Draft is being simulcast live on four cable networks, Fox, and ABC, league is hopeful NBC and CBS will join in next year, with spectacle "potentially becoming the sports equivalent of a U.S. presidential election"
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Will Trump praise Unit 731? Will he demand funding for a Gojira Wall? Just how bad will he fark this up? This is YOUR joint press conference with Prime Minister of Japan Shinzo Abe. (LGT C-SPAN @ roughly 1730 EDT)
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Company wants to change the design of airline seats, and it's not pretty. Saddle up
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Tue April 17, 2018
(KRTV Great Falls)
 
 
 
Bank robber "flees" on skateboard, with predictable results
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(WNEP Scranton)
 
 
 
Damien Shrader: I cannot report for jury duty because I'm supposed to be in preschool
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Supreme Court Justice Sonia Sotomayor breaks her shoulder. RBG warned her to just walk away, but she didn't listen
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Trump files for an extension on his taxes, needing more time to hide how much he's made off of being president
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(Metro)
 
 
 
President of Uganda wants to ban oral sex in his country because 'the mouth is for eating.' Yeah, good luck with that
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(Petrolicious)
 
 
 
The infamous Nürburgring's Nordschleife course, at 13 miles long, presented a unique problem in the 1970s: how to get emergency vehicles to crash sites in time to save F1 drivers' lives. Solution? Porsche fire engines
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(Jacksonville.com)
 
 
 
No matter what sides you're on, Comey's right about one thing. The President of the United States demanding Americans get arrested, jailed because he doesn't like them, for what they say can never be normal
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Sen. Bob Corker is free to speak his mind about Trump, except well, apart from calling the White House an adult day care center and insinuating the President wasn't fit for office, he has yet to make his mind up on if he would still vote for him
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"♪♪ New York, New Yoooork., what a wonderful town ♫". Except for the mice who carry previously unseen viruses as well as bacteria capable of causing life-threatening human illness
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
After being named as one of Michael Cohen's client, Sean Hannity claimed on air : "Michael Cohen never represented me in any legal matter, I never retained his services" Which, by definition, would make him not a client. So is Cohen lying or Hannity?
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(TC Palm)
 
 
 
In Utero is a pretty good Nirvana album. It's also where a woman in Florida keeps her tire gauge that she uses to smoke crack
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The Democrat 2020 presidential field is so devoid of young talent that Joe Biden is the frontrunner. Uh oh
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
"Taxation is pretty close to theft," claims former MTV video slinger Kennedy
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
For a second year in a row, reporting on a sleazy sexual predator in a position of power wins the Pulitzer prize
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Mon April 16, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Turns out, cheating on his pregnant wife (or fiancée) is kind of Trump's thing. A new Playmate has emerged from when Marla was pregnant with not-Ivanka
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
U.S. Supreme Court will not hear former IL Governor Rod Blagojevich's appeal, quashing hopes of Blago's family and supporters who see a grey area when it comes to trying to sell a Senate seat and shake down a children's hospital
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Well, Hannity is Cohen's mystery client. Sean is saying Michael didn't really represent him. Oh dear lord. It's going to be a crazy week and it's only your Monday MSNBC thread. The party starts at 8 p.m. ET, but the bar is always now open for you
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(NHL)
 
 
 
The Buds couldn't bloom in the Gahden, can they at home? Do we stick a pitchfork in the Devils, are they all but done? Will the Preds dominate the high ground in Denver? Maybe the Ducks can win on the road? Pucks @7:00, 7:30, 10:00 & 10:30ET
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
Trump lawyer Michael Cohen is talking to himself, trying to talk himself into representing himself
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Scott Pruitt's soundproofed phone booth, where he presumably goes every time he repeals another clean air regulation to pretend that he's Superman, is a violation of Federal law
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"He says an anti-depressant made him gay?" "Yes, sir. Maybe it just made him ok with being gay?" "No matter. Gay pills get clicks. Run the story"
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Kellyanne Conway slams James Comey for swaying the election and helping to elect Donald Trump as President
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
After scanning the genetic code of 300,000 people, nearly 80 genes linked to depression have been discovered by scientists. But you don't care. Not really. You can't
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Here's what we all need, a timeline of Trump's insulting Comey nicknames. Yes, this is our bully President with his bully pulpit (Twitter)
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
People just realized even more depressing facts about the poster for the most depressing movie ever made
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
James Comey blames Obama for bringing political pressure to bear on the Hillary email investigation
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Grandmother shot in the face by stray bullet, lives to tell the tale to her grandchildren, who will pretend to be interested after hearing it ten times
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Sean Hannity doesn't think much of a President that bombs Syria and then goes golfing
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Sun April 15, 2018
(IGN)
 
 
 
Now that Junkie Depp and Alicia have gotten separated from Madison, will she become The Governess and rule with an iron fist? How will Morgan fit into the plot? Jenna Elfman? Really? Fear the Walking Dead season 4 premiere, 10 PM ET on AMC
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
R. Lee Ermey dead at 74, presumably of a major malfunction
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
In support of the tax bill, the President 's Council of Economic Advisers produced a report that "very conservatively" estimated that it would cause wages to rise by $4,000. Q1 numbers are in and...wages are up, by about $6.21/wk on pace for $323/yr
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Teens are obsessed with ____________ and it's driving ____________ crazy. Sure, this story is about Fortnite and school teachers, but the headline template has been around since pretty much the dawn of civilization
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Nice sentiment, but we hate to inform you that a) he doesn't drink alcohol, and b) he ain't letting you in to the U.S. unless you miraculously turn white, European, and preferably rich. But like we said, nice sentiment
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Study finds that Democratic presidential candidates will continue winning the popular vote but lose the Electoral College
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Sat April 14, 2018
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
A version of Typhoid that is resistant to all oral antibiotics save one is spreading in Pakistan. Doctors advise that we can either start taking antibiotic resistance seriously or get ready for a thinning of the herd
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(UFC)
 
 
 
Saturday Evening MMA: UFC on Fox 29, Justin Gaethje vs Dustin Poirier, Carlos Condit vs Alex Oliveira. Fight Pass prelims at 3:30 PM ET, televised prelims at 6 PM ET, main card at 8 PM ET, both on your local Fox station
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(Popsugar)
 
 
 
Hey look, it's another one of those "secrets no one knows about Disneyland" that everyone has known pretty much since the invention of the first dialup modem
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(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
We'd all be better off as a nation if Press Your Luck, The Newlywed Game, and Hollywood Squares were still on the air
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Germany told to prep for "hard Brexit" (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
Guess who we've sent to represent us at the Summit of the Americas
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Fri April 13, 2018
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
News: Suspected white supremacist blows himself up making ISIS style bombs in Wisconsin. Fark: He had so many explosives in his apartment firefighters decided it was safer to just let the entire 16 unit building burn down
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(Bellator)
 
 
 
Friday Night MMA: Bellator 197, Michael Chandler vs Brandon Girtz, AJ McKee vs Justin Lawrence, Kevin "Baby Slice" Ferguson, Jr. vs Devon Brock. Prelims stream at 7 PM ET, main card on Paramount Network at 9 PM ET
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(NHL)
 
 
 
Will Philly be able to hold the Pens to 6? How many episodes of "NCIS: LA" will Jets/Wild preempt on USA? Who will have a sudden but inevitable betrayal on tonight's "Game of Knights?" What new ways can we tell Pierre to shut up? Puck drops @ 7pm ET
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Man "rescued" after a night locked inside a bar. Wow, Drew is looking pretty good for his age
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Cohen the Fixer also negotiated settlement for RNC deputy finance chair who impregnated Playboy model
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
We are now in a depressing world of "free lunch" economics
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Thu April 12, 2018
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Los Angeles Mayor declares "we're the same as Iowa". Just say you wanna be President, Primary Boy
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(CNN)
 
 
 
A very disturbing pattern of silencing the President's accusers is emerging. He might want to put some ice on that
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Japan: "We've located a massive trove of rare earth materials underneath our waters" China: "Chinese resources detected. Prepare for Liberation"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Trump, day one: "We're quitting the Trans-Pacific Partnership." Trump, day 448: "Can we pretty please rejoin your club, PLEEEEEEEEAAAAASE?" The greatest negotiator, everyone. Simply the best. Bigly
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(Bon Appetit)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Plating pretty food has long been the rage, but now comes the rise of ugly food that's awesome. So, what's your favorite dish to make that won't be winning any beauty contests?
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(The Next Web)
 
 
 
Robots predicted to eradicate the seven remaining jobs teenagers hold
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
"I was instructed not to criticize President Trump's former housekeeper due to a prior relationship she had with President Trump which produced a child"
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
New laws may prevent passengers from drinking their own booze during flights, even if there's a screaming 4-year-old on board
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
BREAKING (seriously, they typed that): President Trump says attack on Syria could happen "very soon or not so soon at all"
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Canadian PM to Donald Trump: Fark off with your Syria distraction. Call us when you elect a sane president
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(CNN)
 
 
 
April Ryan has been getting death threats after daring to ask a question at a press briefing. This is perfectly normal
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Lordy. In a preview of James Comey's upcoming Sunday night interview with ABC News the former FBI director compares Trump to a mob boss
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Wed April 11, 2018
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Let your 4-year-old eat a PB&J in a shopping cart? Be prepared to be branded a monster by the mommy brigade
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Bryce Harper caught on video doing something naughty. Was he (A) doing drugs, (B) punching a pregnant woman, or (C) using two hair dryers at the same time?
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Moby gets jealous of Morrissey's self-importance and bad press
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
After Tristan Thompson is caught 'cheating' on Khloe Kardashian, the pregnant reality star's entire family unfollows him on social media. Well, that ought to show him
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
I received a letter from the tax guys. As I opened it I pretended it was cheque. It was a notification of a sales tax refund. It was like a fantasy come true. Aren't I the lucky ducky today? $200 is $200. Will miracles never cease? 1st question 1st
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Lift Bros is leaving, Stormy weather is a fouling. Cohen gets raided, Sanders is a growling. Press the questions, damn the lies, Trump's base we do despise. This is YOUR WH Press Briefing (LGT C-SPAN @ nowhere near 1530 EDT)
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Stage times for Coachella 2018 have been announced. So prepare your bathing regimen accordingly
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(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
Have we humans thought our cunning artificial intelligence plan all the way through? What will happen when they get depressed and have hallucinations and start wrecking the place?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
"She had a butt like two buttery brioche rolls and presumably an inner world and a job of some kind." This is your Fark Writer's Thread, painful character descriptions edition
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Elon Musk to Wall Street short sellers: "Place your bets." He's pretty much begging people to try to bankrupt Tesla
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
In his mind John Kelly probably sees himself as playing Leo McGarry to Trump's President Bartlet, but the reality he's more like Blackadder the butler to Trump's Prince George
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(Easy Reader)
 
 
 
The most popular books in 2017 for each state. Nebraska likes Dr Seuss, while West Virginia, Iowa, and Oklahoma prefer more adult reading material. Where is your favorite book on the list?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
An HR Manager reveals all the mistakes you're making that are preventing you from getting promoted. Listen to HR; HR is your friend and only has your best interests at heart. You should trust HR, employee
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
And here's the president taunting dynamite comrade with "smart" missiles
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Wait. Did the president just admit to obstruction of justice?
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Craft bourbon distillers are preparing for a bust and diversifying their product lines on news that nobody actually likes bourbon except hipsters who are on the verge of declaring it too mainstream now
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Oh nothing, just someone with a nightly TV show and sometimes the ear of the President asking if the state security apparatus needs to be "purged" of those disloyal to our leader for the good of the country
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Tue April 10, 2018
(TMJ4 Milwaukee)
 
 
 
I'm pretty sure calling someone a "house N-word" will not get you better service. Or a whole lot of good publicity
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(McClatchy DC)
 
 
 
Trumpers who now know they were sold a bag of rocks apparently are furious that President Trump is picking establishment GOPers for appointments
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Tonight, on The Flash, Machete does battle with Cisco (CW 8ET) Later, on Black Lightning, Tobias does battle with Black Lightning (CW 9ET) Finally, on Legion, David does battle with The Shadow King, through interpretive dance and pantomime. (FX 10ET)
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(Cageside Seats)
 
 
 
The Georgia boy turned back the Japanese King of Strong Style. The Charlotte gal turned back the unbeatable Japanese empress. The backwoods brothers defeated some Samoans and African-Americans. Smackdown Live is the home of opportunity 8pm EDT USA
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(CNN)
 
 
 
News: Dow rallies 500 points after the President calms trade war fears. Fark: The President of China, Xi Jinping
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
White House reporter April Ryan:"Does President Trump consider stepping down?" Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders *clutches pearls*:"How DARE you?"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Eyebrows help you communicate, express sympathy and acknowledgement. In related news, Anthony Davis declared the most in touch guy in existence
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
White House says President Trump "certainly believes he has the power" to fire Mueller. Well, he also believes he had the biggest inauguration crowd in history, so there's that
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump is angrier and more unpredictable than he's ever been. The is not a repeat from yesterday. Or the day before that. Or the day before that
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Inside the West Wing cage with the enraged President Orangutan
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Republicans are raising the spectre of impeachment ahead of the midterms, hoping that there are enough Americans out there who will vote Republican to prevent the Democrats from winning
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Surprisingly, the day after Cohen gets raided, Sarah doesn't make Raj Shah come out to answer questions. Will she wear the big zipper dress? Inquiring minds want to know. This is YOUR WH Press Briefing (LGT C-SPAN @ nowhere near 1400)
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
How to tell if your spouse is having an affair and what you can do to prevent it from happening in the first place
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Only if you and your attorney conspire to commit a crime. Then you're technically correct, Mr. President, which is the most corrupt form of correct
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Tucker Carlson's show has become all about mainstreaming white supremacy
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Mon April 09, 2018
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Presidents Reagan and GHW Bush: the eager, patriotic '50s. President Clinton: the counterculture '60s. President GW Bush: the "greed is good" '80s. President Obama: the technocratic '90s. Predisent Trump: the paranoid, cynical, drug-addled, hairy-porn '70s
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(US House of Representatives)
 
 
 
Zuckerberg.exe loads corporatespeakexcuse.txt and uploads its prepared congressional testimony (PDF document)
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(AP News)
 
 
 
The Trump Org asked the President of Panama to illegally intercede in order to protect one of Trump's best money laundering operations
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
EPA Spokesman: Pruitt spending $3 million on his security detail is justified because of the "unprecedented number of threats made against him". WaPo and Buzzfeed: Here's a FOIA request, let's see those threats. EPA: No records of any threats found
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
The good news is that after the '80s, there was a lot less white supremacy in textbooks. The bad news is that it was there into the 1980s
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Will Trump declare war on Syria? Will President Putin demand total troop removal? Can the press show some frigging backbone and actually call out the repeated lies? This is YOUR WH Press Briefing (LGT C-SPAN @ nowhere near 2:30pm EDT)
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(Bradenton Herald)
 
 
 
Teacher: Hey, Dean, what do you think about this girl's nipples? Are they too erect through her shirt? School Dean: Hm. Those are pretty erect nipples. Hey, nurse, what do you think of these nipples? Nurse: Wow. Here, let me cover them with bandaids
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(The Virginian-Pilot)
 
 
 
Farmers unimpressed by cattle-watching AI, say they can look at cows just fine without computer help
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Notorious B.I.G. racks up a notoriously large hotel bill which is pretty impressive considering he's been dead for at least 15 years
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Herculaneum, Pompeii's sister city, had a massive library containing hundreds of books that were preserved when the city was buried in the ash flows from Mt Vesuvius. Unfortunately the heat made the books so brittle they were unreadable...until now
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
As we prepare for the season four premiere of Fear the Walking Dead, let's look at where we last left our surviving characters, including Junkie Depp, Ruben Blades, and the Governess
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Someone toilet papers police chief's truck. Department has a good laugh in their press release
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Hungary just reelected its terrifying populist president
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Least anti-Semitic president ever didn't give a rat's ass about fire victim because he was just "a crazy Jew"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
T'Challa was not prepared to compete on Black Jeopardy
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(Scientific American)
 
 
 
Did you buy Bitcoins? It's not because you're an idiot, it's just because you have a larger amygdalae with fewer connections to the medial prefrontal cortex
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Antarctica's future may lie in the prehistoric forests of its past
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(Star Trek)
 
 
 
Twenty years ago to the day, the single greatest episode of Star Trek premiered, and it changed the face of the franchise forever
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Sun April 08, 2018
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Russian Hooligans intend to create mayhem at the World Cup, and warn English fans, "Prepare to die." Unclear if the Ducky Boys plan to attend (possible nsfw content on page)
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
The remains of a Tuskegee Airman, missing for 73 years, may have been found and identified in present-day Austria. RIP, Capt. Dickson
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Apparently Trump prefers tenants who don't die in fires
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Wrestlemania 34 is here and live from the Superdome in New Orleans. What are the matches you are most looking forward to? Who will win between Brock Lesnar and Roman Reigns? Pre-show @ 5 PM ET. The main event fun begins at 7 PM ET
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
In Canada, beloved satirist Rick Mercer prepares his last rant
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
EPA officials say there have been an "unprecedented" number of death threats made against Scott Pruitt ... and those were just from EPA employees
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Press button, receive bacon? More like press button, receive bacteria
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Sat April 07, 2018
(UFC)
 
 
 
Saturday Night MMA: After an uneventful fight week, it's time to get on the bus for UFC 223, Khabib Nurmagomedov vs Al Iaquinta, and Rose Namajunas vs Joanna Jedrzejczyk. Fox Sports 1 prelims at 8 PM ET, main card PPV at 10 PM ET
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Will Adam Cole become a double champ Bay-Bay? Will a UFC fighter take down a moon instead of a bus? How unsanctioned can a match get? Will the main event be a 100? NXT Takeover 8pm Main card, 7pm preshow WWE Network
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(Henne Music)
 
 
 
The Knopfler brothers will not be present for Dire Straits induction into the R&R HOF because organizers are too cheap to pay their transportation
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(NPR)
 
 
 
In April 2016, the Boston Globe editorial board published a parody front page imagining the Trump presidency. Let's see how their prognostications turned out... oh my
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump is right about Amazon Washington Post in that Bezos owns both. He's wrong because Amazon is hugely popular with the American public and lying about it won't change that. President Dumbass will fail once again
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Fri April 06, 2018
(Gamespot)
 
 
 
Has your air bill been paid? Then watch Double J join 3D and Ivory in celebration. There's also a streaker and a Hillbilly being honored tonight. Finally, a future senator will join the ranks like the President. WWE Hall of Fame 8pm WWE Network
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Jason Statham swam with sharks to prepare for his role in The Meg, and he wasn't scared at all
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump is now being given PowerPoint presentations on how he's wrong about Amazon cheating the system. They're not working. Maybe they should resort to flash cards
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
No clever repartee today as Sander's constant condescending lies are wearing this Farker out. Any tips to maintain what little sanittly I have left? This is YOUR WH Press Briefing (LGT C-SPAN @ nowhere near 2pm EDT)
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Impeached President sentenced to 24 years' jail and $21 million fine for conspiracy and corruption. This is not a prepeat from 2019
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(NPR)
 
 
 
"Concerned evangelicals" are planning to meet with President Trump in June, presumably for instructions on how to continue calling themselves evangelicals while supporting him
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Photo emerges of Daniel Day-Lewis riding the subway, engrossed by his flip phone. Although it's unclear if he was actually deep in character, preparing for a film set in the 00s about a man whose best friend is his phone
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Prepare for a shock: That Rasmussen poll listing Donald Trump's approval rating at 50 percent may have been a bit of an exaggeration
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(Falls Church News-Press)
 
 
 
Longest-serving member of White House Press corps Connie Lawn will soon be under one
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Amy Schumer Feeling Pretty good after canceling interview with Sinclair-owned station
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Solo will premiere at Cannes before it's relegated to the can
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
20,000 cases of beer, dried beef and Jack Link's brand pepperoni? A lad could have a pretty good time in Montreal with all that
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Thu April 05, 2018
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Conor McGregor storms UFC press conference, attacked bus after being stripped of his lightweight title. Then things get weird
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, who once considered running for President in 2020, says Trump has proven that while virtually anyone can, "not everybody should run for president"
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
President Camacho gets about 1 paragraph into his prepared remarks at a roundtable on taxes, says "this is boring" and literally tosses the speech aside and goes on a rant about rape, immigrants, birthright citizenship, voter fraud, and ... Indonesia?
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(Live Science)
 
 
 
"Scientists have made the most precise measurement of antimatter yet, and the results only deepen the mystery of life, the universe, and everything." Thanks for all the fish
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Who will prevail between the Penguins and the Blue Jackets? How about the Leafs and Devils? Will the Kings conquer the Wild? This and much more on Thursday Night Hockey, the fun begins at 7:00 PM ET
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
White House Deputy Press Secretary says "I can't speak to the future of Scott Pruitt," forgets to add, "because he has none"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
'Your king hath received word that the guard of the Green Jacket plan to escort any patron who dare utter Dilly Dilly off yon premises.' However, 'For if thou cannot say Dilly Dilly, thou can still wear Dilly Dilly.'
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
President Trump's trade war with China to make bacon more expensive
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Golfer does his best Bill Gramatica impression after draining a hole-in-one at the Masters Par 3 Contest, then rubs a little dirt on it and continues playing
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
As the trial of the shooter's widow revealed, pretty much EVERYTHING you read in the media about the Pulse nightclub shooting, the shooter's motives, and his personal life, was, to put it bluntly, "Fake news"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fox News expresses grave concern that liberals' current focus on gun control may not help them in the mid-term elections. Such concern. So grave
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The Surgeon General wants you to know that only you can prevent opioid deaths. By, um, making sure you carry naloxone everywhere you go
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(NBC New York)
 
Video
 
Remember "The Office" episode when the Dunder Mifflin staff learn a good CPR tip is to do chest compressions to the beat of "Stayin' Alive?" Well, apparently it works. Even on squirrels
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(MSN)
 
 
 
A Navy chaplain has been relieved of his duties after a video is shown of him spreading the love, while at a bar
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(KRTV Great Falls)
 
 
 
Montana residents given Easter eggs containing neo-Nazi leaflets, presumably from basket of deplorables
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(Peoria Journal Star)
 
 
 
Oontz oontz oontz oontz your way out of depression
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Wed April 04, 2018
(Pravda Report)
 
 
 
Turkish President Erdogan steals Putin's girl in front of other people
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(BBC)
 
 
 
A pro-Russian President flees the country, followed by the rise of a far-right National Militia that intimidates politicians, attacks 'immoral' businesses and demands an ethnically pure government. Good thing it can't happen here
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(Kansas.com)
 
 
 
Kansas GOP decides the best way to comply with State Supreme Court ruling to increase school funding is to change the State Constitution
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Man rescued from 80ft coastal blowhole. What your mom was doing at the beach in this old premise is anybody's guess
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Former Nunes staffer says that Trump corrupted Nunes. "The pressure from the White house was just too great." Devin? I think we'll let Dostoevsky finish this headline: "Your worst sin is that you have destroyed and betrayed yourself for nothing"
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(Splinter News)
 
 
 
Here are just some of the complaints Americans made to the FCC because cable news, which is not regulated by the FCC, accurately quoted the President
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
The Wolf. The Ram. The Hart. The Huckabee. Speak not of these evils lest you draw evil's ire. Seek not wisdom from evil, for no wisdom is better. This is YOUR WH Press Briefing (LGT C-SPAN @ roughly 1430 EDT)
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Now that it's pretty clear his "base" absolutely hates it - Trump is seeking a "do-over" on the Omnibus Spending bill, but hey, the thing was like, a hundred-kazillion pages so you didn't expect him to READ it before signing it, did you?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Pretty sure Facebook is insulting our intelligence now
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The scientists at the Daily Fail are predicting DOOM if New York were hit by a 7.0 earthquake, which would result in 6,000 buildings destroyed, mass hysteria, cats and dogs living together
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump thinks of the military as a toy - makes sense since he has a child's mentality. It's why his doctor is running the VA, his caddy is his close advisor, and his son-in-law is his Middle East guy. It's how a child imagines being President
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New Comics (4/4): Frank Miller returns to write his Goldust prequel, Xerxes. Plus new Judge Dredd, Joker vs. Joker, delivering information in the broken-internet age, and Batman vs. Deathstroke over the paternity of Damien. Loser gets to keep him
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Dave Chappelle sued by man who threw a banana at him. Experts predict an unfavorable ruling will be tossed on a peel
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(Medical Daily)
 
 
 
Giving up an exercise program can lead to depression. Especially when you're still locked into paying off a two-year gym membership
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Today's weird-but-true economics story: Widespread adoption of electric vehicles will threaten: (a) the independent service station, (b) tanker-truck drivers, or (c) energy drink makers
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Tue April 03, 2018
(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Tailgating Milwaukee Brewers fans on opening day look pretty much like you'd expect
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
English company demands re-do as UK government is going to allow its precious, precious passports to be made by the French
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(Asahi Shimbun)
 
 
 
Brave hero's sacrifice prevents 150 suckers from buying a $1,169 collectible plastic doll
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The playoffs are getting closer, and nine games are on tap for Tuesday Night with top contests being Bruins-Lightning, Predators-Panthers, and Stars-Sharks. All this and more when the puck drops at 7:00 PM ET
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
And the latest issue government websites will pretend doesn't exist is... *spins wheel* breast cancer
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
"Hi, I'm Andrew McCabe. After my recent firing, I would appreciate even one dollar for my legal fu-WHOA WHOA WHOA, it's ok, I'm good"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The President just called and assured EPA head Scott Pruitt he's "got his back," which in this administration means he'll be fired by tweet within 24 hours
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Latvia: "Students must speak Latvian, not Russian." Russia: "Russian minorities detected, prepare for Liberation"
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(WBTV 3 Charlotte)
 
 
 
SC town asks voters to write in their suggestion for its name change, with predictable results
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Eating pasta linked to weight loss in new study, so indulge with lots of previously-found healthy red wine
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Will Trump cheer on Balto as he rushes to deliver life saving medicine to Nome, Alaska? Will he offend residents of the Balkans? This is YOUR joint press conference with heads of the Baltic States (LGT C-SPAN @ roughly 1335 EDT)
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Two exchange-traded funds that use artificial intelligence to predict payouts say consumer stocks provide best dividends. Also suggest people be on lookout for Sarah Connor
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Sinclair station in Oregon tells employees not to talk to press about script decrying "fake news." Can only say to press, "War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is strength"
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(Polygon)
 
 
 
Presenting the most amazing cross-over in comics history: Calvin meets Opus
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
1) The geographic coordinates of the Great Pyramid are 29.9792458°N. 2) The speed of light is 299,792,458 meters per second. 3) Humans could not measure the speed of light with this precision until 1950. 4) Ergo, the Great Pyramid was built by aliens
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Mon April 02, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Cincinnati Reds fan in nearly empty ball park taunts Nats slugger Bryce Harper, with predictable results
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(Time)
 
 
 
Evangelical anti-same sex marriage presidential candidate defeated in election. Good job, Costa Rica
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Drop in opioid prescriptions linked to frantic jazz music, madness
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The strange tale of the man who pretended to be a Trump representative
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Jared Leto preparing for for what can only be a "Duck Dynasty" bio-pic
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Zuckerberg thinks that creating an independent body like the Supreme Court to oversee Facebook could be the solution to their problems. First case to be heard will be Zuck vs. United States
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Like many other dating and Social media Apps it appears that Grindr regularly shared info about its users such as name, email address, relationship status, precise GPS location at any given time, oh, and of course, HIV Status and last test date
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(GQ)
 
 
 
So you know how Sinclair Broadcasting made all its local affiliates recite propaganda during the day? Well, in what is just a coincidence, it turns out Sinclair also had a deal with Trump campaign to run the President's speeches without commentary
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Tesla is now making 2,000 Model 3's per week. At this rate, it will take 227 weeks to fill all 455,000 preorders
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
When their son was named senior adviser to the President of the United States, the scandal-plagued Kushner family saw a road to redeeming their family's name. Sadly, however, Jared became a senior adviser to President TRUMP, so, the opposite of that
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(SpaceX)
 
 
 
Here we go again - SpaceX launches a previously used first stage and Dragon capsule from Florida to the ISS with supplies and experiments. No first stage landing - they're doing high-stress maneuvers and tests. Launch at 4:08 EDT
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Trump invites the President of the United States to the White House
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Attorney Joe DiGenova who was, along with his wife, set to join Trump's legal team until a conflict of interest ethically and legally prevented them from doing so; says that they are STILL "playing {Trump's} lawyers on TV...and in real life:"
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Imagine your boss holds staff meetings and busts out the speakerphone for a special guest speaker, but it's always the same one. Now, imagine that your boss is the president, and the special guest is Lou Dobbs
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Millennials have created a form of written English that's as expressive as spoken English: "When TM is added to a phrase, it ADDS something you can't do in a regular conversation"
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Worst April snowstorm in at least 15 years pounds NYC with 5+ inches of snow. Groundhog moved into protective custody over early spring prediction
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Just in case you thought President Trump didn't have an opinion on the whole Sinclair media bashing promos, he's come to tweet the record straight
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Former FBI agent says Fox is damaging the agency, Scully better represents their approach to investigation
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(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
News: Florida man (presumably) vandalizes Trump Golf Course sign w/ red paint. WTF: The Secret Service is investigating. That's right; the U.S. Treasury Dept. now investigates vandalism, but only at Trump properties
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Years ago, a kid with cancer had a catch with Chase Utley. Years later, he's joined the same organization and Utley is impressed with his speed. This relationship is a home run
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Sun April 01, 2018
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
The Rock talks about cracking from depression. Also, Johnson
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(WISTV)
 
 
 
Just remember, Disney is the happiest place on earth. Unless you're 24 weeks pregnant and get thrown off their cruise ship, and raise your voice. Then, you meet Disney security, who apparently are armed with M4's for some reason
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
How does a 44-year-old play the outfield? Pretty damn well, you whippersnappers. Now get off my outfield lawn
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Easter Sunday brings us some nice games as we gorge away on our Easter chocolate. Five games on tap with Bruins-Flyers, Predators-Lightning, Devils-Canadiens, Capitals-Penguins, and Avalanche-Ducks. The puck drops at 12:30pm EDT on NBC
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Ric Romero has apparently come out of retirement and started working for the Associated Press
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Sat March 31, 2018
(NHL)
 
 
 
Eight days 'til playoffs, still 13 teams gunning for 9 spots. Nine of those teams play today and two teams already locked in play in a potential Stanley Cup preview. 1st puck drop @ 1pm EDT. Stop laughing, I did say potential. Pierre, you shut up, too
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Ladies and Gentlemen, the President of the United States
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
Some people get all bunged up over the silliest things. Though, to be honest, he does kinda have a point... front fascia air ducts do look pretty stupid
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(ESPN (UK))
 
 
 
New FIFA president says the corruption problem in international soccer is slowly improving. Nowadays, only one of every five people nominated to FIFA committees by FAs is ethically dubious, and FIFA rejects them for integrity reasons
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Fri March 30, 2018
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Citing a need for more evidence, Bulgarian president Borissov says country will not expel Russian diplomats over spy poisoning. He then nodded sovietly to the East
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Why exactly is Best Korea rolling out the red carpet for decadent capitalist hussies in midriff-baring tops and sparkly miniskirts? Expert claims it's calculated propaganda to make it seem like normal country with huge missiles that impress women
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Russian, Taliban representatives 'laughed' at US claims Russia was arming the terrorist organization, as the Taliban claim they just buy everything from the Afghanistan army and the Russians claim they're broke
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Rep Steve King (Klansman-IA)has uncovered the REAL cause fo school shootings: It's Ritalin. but you never see that reported because "Big Pharma' pays families to keep quiet. No, he REALLY said that, and yes he IS an actual elected Representative
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(NPR)
 
 
 
You know what we really need? A department of PreCrime
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(Bustle)
 
 
 
It was represented to me by the bursting open, as it were, of the infernal pit of Hell itself from whence issued out a horrid pastry that darken'd the whole doughnut shop
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Guess what Cheeto-colored, combover-wearing, fat fark of a corrupt president went golfing first thing this morning for (by some estimates) his 73rd time during his first year in office? Go on, guess. Or did I give too many hints?
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
Cambridge Analytica was actually pretty bad at figuring you out, and basically just did what Netflix has done for years for movie recommendations
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(Patch)
 
 
 
Plea entered in 'Treehouse of Child Porn' case. 'Bestiality Yurt' and 'Log Cabin of Forcible Sodomy' cases presumably still ongoing
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Maryland gubernatorial candidate apologizes for saying that his opponent, who is gay, "prances around Annapolis." Cavorting, capering, springing, bounding, skipping, romping, and frolicking presumably all still OK
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(Some Nerd Guy)
 
 
 
Today is TIANGONG-1's Reentry Eve's Eve. What are you doing to prepare?
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(Some Guy)
 
Weeners
 
MLB fans predicted to eat more than 19 million hot dogs in 2018, with a list of the top consuming fan bases
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(5 News Fayetteville)
 
 
 
Teacher discovers Star Trek set replica. Owners let elementary students film The Adventures of the U.S.S. Parkview on it. Warp 10: William Shatner is impressed and tweets about it
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Thu March 29, 2018
(Splinter News)
 
 
 
NYPD: While we've stopped making officer discipline records public, we're just correcting a 40-year old mistake and also, didn't change anything because it was always this way. This press conference is starting. Hello. Good morning
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(NBC New York)
 
Video
 
Toddler raps DMX while doing chores -- and she's pretty farking good
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Top Thursday games include Lightning-Bruins, Penguins-Devils, Sharks-Predators, and seven others to satisfy your hunger for hockey. The playoffs are getting closer. The puck drops at 7pm EDT
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
It looks as if Trump and his allies are beginning a coordinated oppo dump against Robert Mueller. What is not known is whether this is an attempt to undermine him politically or a precursor to his firing. Why not both?
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Tesla is about to implode, says hedge fund manager that has invested his entire nut on the premise that Tesla will implode. Also, no collusion
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(Komo)
 
 
 
Accused mail bomber previously called 911 to report terrorists talking to him through his knees. Officials suspect involvement of Axl Rose and his 'Sha na na na na na na' terror group
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(Pensacola News Journal)
 
 
 
Apparently, a pregnancy can be confused with bad Chinese food
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(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Colts GM did not support rule that would prevent GMs from getting screwed over as Josh McDaniels did to Colts GM
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Wed March 28, 2018
(USA Today)
 
 
 
All of Spielberg's movies ranked from worst to best. Someone finally appreciates 1941
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Duck waddles again thanks to his brand new prosthetic booties made to replace the feet torn off by lake predators. Tweety Bird feet
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(NewsChannel 5 Nashville)
 
 
 
Tennessee State Rep David Byrd on sexual assault allegations: "First, let me say that I have done nothing wrong or inappropriate during my term as state representative for the 71st District"...and it goes downhill from there
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(Outright Geekery)
 
 
 
New Comics (3/28): DC concludes batshiat crazy Metal, Daredevil confronts Mayor Wilson Fisk, the 90s pipe up again with Power Rangers and a new Shadowman comic, and Big Pharma tries to murder a young girl to suppress the cure for asthma. Gasp
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(Reporter Herald)
 
 
 
Today in alternate history letters to the editor: What if Trump were President in December 1941?
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(Asahi Shimbun)
 
 
 
To prepare citizens for next tsunami, Akita City unveils 'game of life' that gamifies post-flood survival steps. "Our system will enable the users to control the video so that they can (virtually) experience fleeing from tsunami"
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Let's check in on how soccer fans are behaving in Russia ahead of the World Cup this summer. Yup....pretty much what I expected
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
"Hello Deplorables" Roseanne's premier a massive hit. YUGE numbers to the left, Woke reasons why you didn't watch to the right
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Amazon.com stocks stumble, fall after rumor spreads it's next on Trump's deflection list
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Are the users of the egg spoon pretentious elitists or are the detractors sexist?
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Press: Your words are as empty as your soul, Sarah. Mankind ill needs a spokeswoman such as you Sarah: What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets This is YOUR WH Press Briefing (LGT C-SPAN @ roughly 1330)
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(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
Seven-foot alligator sighted near Memphis. Man, these new Graceland exhibits sound pretty cool
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(CNN)
 
 
 
You know, a former Disney star joining The White House press office is a totally normal thing for The Trump Administration
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Tue March 27, 2018
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
SHS doesn't feel the need to make up new lies when caught, the NRA is potentially in even deeper crap than previously thought, and Trumpy continues tweeting dumb shiat. MSNBC discussion thread, Taco Tuesday edition, fun starts 8pm EDT
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Pulitzer Prize-winning presidential historian: "I think Republicans who are only now saying out loud what they had to know in their hearts, {about Trump}- they sold their soul for power and the check bounced"
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(Hot Air)
 
 
 
Mitt Romney claims to be tougher on immigration than President Trump. So, this means he gets to date Ann Coulter
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
How dare a former Supreme Court justice opine on a current matter
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Cambridge Analytica whistleblower has pink hair, also claims previous whistleblower was poisoned, has big clangers
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Pornhub gives free Premium access to people in towns with sexually-suggestive names
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Pressed on why Stormy Daniels was paid $130,000 if Trump claims there was no affair, Sarah Huckabee-Sanders angrily explains that just because she lied to the press, and the press caught her in that lie, she's under no obligation to make up a NEW lie
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
What you say? You have no chance to survive, make your time. All your base are belong to Sarah. This is YOUR WH Press Briefing (LGT C-SPAN @ roughly 1400)
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Russian troll farms had employees pretending to be African American using handles such as "blacknproud" and "bleepthepolice"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Trump's past performance under oath is everything you would imagine: "He was comically unprepared. You don't even have to lay a trap if you are asking about a factual circumstance"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
CamAnal and AIQ went to extreme lengths to ensure a win for their client in the Nigerian election. How extreme? Distribution of hacked emails, kompromat, and violent voter suppression materials. Shiat, a fella could have a pretty good night with that
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
There is a dress possibly with the Presidential DNA stained on it, proving everything. This is not a repeat from 1998
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Former Supreme Court Justice John Paul Stevens pens passionate plea to repeal the Second Amendment
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(WXYZ Detroit)
 
 
 
Police pressed to punish peeper peeking at panties in pricey plaza
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(Register Citizen)
 
 
 
Reporters finally ask an obvious question of the White House Deputy Press Secretary: Given all the factual inaccuracies and misstatements by this administration, why should we, and by extension the American people, trust anything you say?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Now they're suggesting one way to curb the sexual abuse in elite gymnastics is to A) always have a parent or guardian present B) properly vet the adults involved or C) ban those darn sexy leotards?
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Mon March 26, 2018