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Sun June 26, 2022
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Is Japan's national motto: "I wonder if I can eat that?"
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Fri June 24, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Yeah, about that job offer"
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Thu June 23, 2022
(Some Doppelganger)
 
 
 
Looks like Sully and Mike are looking for a new Boo to scare
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Wed June 22, 2022
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Celibacy is good for society, not just because it takes people like you out of the gene pool
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Tue June 21, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
The nominee to head Germany's anti-discrimination agency is coming under fire for a column she wrote defending the practice of calling crackers "potatoes"
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Fri June 17, 2022
(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
These are the most beautiful cookies Subby has ever seen
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Thu June 16, 2022
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
DraftKings last seen crawling towards the burn unit after being flame-roasted by JJ Watt
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Bears honored the 52nd anniversary of Brian Piccolo's passing by having every player wear his #41 jersey at practice. They hoped to honor the 50th anniversary but COVID prevented that
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
"Not S&P Approved, has been approved by S&P" - the writer of Gravity Falls details his struggles with Disney Standards and Practices
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Wed June 15, 2022
(Decider)
 
 
 
"Obi-Wan Kenobi" was weak and out of practice, but now he has The Eye of the Rancor. No? The eye of the wookie? Eye of the loth-cat? Okay, okay. He has The Eye of the Merrick Garland. Ready for the thrill of Episode 5 at 3:01 AM ET on Disney Plus?
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Mon June 13, 2022
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Ron Johnson thinks gun control boils down to background checks. Of Hunter Biden
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Fri June 10, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Well, this seems backwards. Have a gun and attack a school, police take over an hour to breach. Unarmed? You get shot in the parking lot
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Wed June 08, 2022
(Steelers Depot)
 
 
 
New NFL mandate has players looking like The Great Gazoo in preseason practice
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(Bundesliga)
 
 
 
Farke signs with A German Team
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Sun June 05, 2022
(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
Meet me in St. Louis, Cup Series drivers. Or, just east enough for this race to be called the Enjoy Illinois 300. Coverage begins at 3:30 PM ET on FS1
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Thu June 02, 2022
(WSPA)
 
 
 
David Tepper is the NFL's wealthiest owner, but his real estate company filed for Chapter 11, killing the Panther's practice facility
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Wed June 01, 2022
(Mational Day Calendar)
 
 
 
Happy National Say Something Nice Day. You know, you people don't smell as much as you used to
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Mon May 30, 2022
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
"I don't think I want you to shoot at me, Dave" (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sun May 29, 2022
(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
The third and final leg of The Mztlplx Memorial Ironbutt is the longest race of the day, the Coca-Cola 600. So stop stretching, park your butt back down, and fire up your idols. Coverage begins on Fox at 6 PM ET/3 PM PT
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(Patch)
 
 
 
Homework no longer counts toward a student's final grade? How long have I been in this crypt? Even factoring guns out, it's no wonder good teachers can't get away from schools fast enough
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Sat May 28, 2022
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
NASCAR tire supplier goes international, with the expected results: "Goodyear Racing confirmed that it could not guarantee that the tires provided for this event would perform as intended"
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(Pepsi is better)
 
 
 
"Just fill a cup with your Coca-Cola and pour half a bag of salted peanuts into the cup. Then let the peanuts marinate in the Coke for a bit and you've got yourself a sweet, savory drink with a nice little snack at the end of your drink"
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Thu May 26, 2022
(Indy100)
 
 
 
Do you love avocados? Here's a viral hack that could make you violently ill. But hey, guacamole
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Wed May 25, 2022
(IFL Science)
 
 
 
"Mirror World" may explain discrepancies in measurement of Hubble constant and the sudden appearance of your friend's goatee
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Tue May 24, 2022
(Guinness World Records)
 
 
 
Not news: Columbian solves three Rubik's cube. Somewhat newsy: in less than 5 minutes. Fark: while juggling
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Fri May 20, 2022
(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Send more tanks, Terminator edition
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Sun May 15, 2022
(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
NASCAR hits the cookie cutter in Kansas, so you can plan your Sunday afternoon nap appropriately by tuning into FS1 for the AdventHealth 400 at 3 PM ET
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Fri May 13, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
University of Michigan professors explain benefits of urine based garden fertilizer. While ninety percent of college students regularly practice this on their walk home from the pub
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(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
"A burnout is the practice of keeping a vehicle stationary and spinning its wheels, the resultant friction causing the tires to heat up and smoke"
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Wed May 11, 2022
(Vice)
 
 
 
Don't fear the driverless cars, citizen
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Mon May 09, 2022
(NFL)
 
 
 
It's rare that you find a positive story involving the Washington Commanders these days, but this is one
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Because of the drought, Great Plains farmers have to turn on irrigation pivots to pump water through the soil before planting. If they don't use soil conservation practices, fields look like something out of the 1930s Dust Bowl. No need to panic
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Sun May 08, 2022
(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
It's Throwback Weekend, as the NASCAR Cup Series heads to Darlington for the Goodyear 400. There's guaranteed to be more passing in this race, which should put some butts in the seats, despite being on FS1 at 3 PM ET
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Fri May 06, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
You thought Musk buying Twitter is the worst thing that could happen? How about his fanboies and girrls taking over the company? Over 250% increase in interest in job postings
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Thu May 05, 2022
(Lifehacker)
 
Hero
 
Claire seems to be off celebrating the 5th of Mayo, so here's one of her colleagues telling you to drink all the booze as quickly as you can
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Mon May 02, 2022
(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
The Cup Series heads to the Monster Mile to try to not get their car crunched. It's the DuraMax Drydene 400, from Dover Motor Speedway, rescheduled at Noon Eastern, on FS1
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Sun May 01, 2022
(IMSA)
 
 
 
Let's do Laguna. Taylor on the pole, the corkscrew hungers live at 3:15pm ET on NBC
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Thu April 28, 2022
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Should you feel an obligation to pay-it-forward?
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Tue April 26, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Plane swap guys appear to be on the FAFO track after ignoring FAA disapproval for their stunt
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Sun April 24, 2022
(NHL)
 
 
 
It's the last week of the regular season, so MOAR THREADS. We've got two fierce rivalry games in the Battle of Pennsylvania & Bruins/Habs, which are kind of unequal matchups this season. And Vegas tries to stay in the Wild Card hunt. Game on @ 1pm ET
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Sat April 23, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
♫ ♪ Can't you feel 'em closing in, honey? Can't you feel 'em schooling around? You got fins to the left, fins to the right, and you're the only restaurant in town ♫ ♪
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Fri April 22, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Russian oil exports are increasingly reported with destination unknown. Life is so strange
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Thu April 21, 2022
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
It is not "cancel culture" when your dumb behavior that you posted online got your business in trouble
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(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Maryland to become second state to ban cat declawing
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Wed April 20, 2022
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Justin Fields wants Bears' wide receivers to do a better job covering the opponents' defensive backfields
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Thus ensuring he'll be mocked mercilessly for life while getting about 2% of the vote
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Salt and pepper shakers are pointless, also hollow
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Tue April 19, 2022
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Did your co-workers throw you a surprise birthday party at work? Consider suing your company for half a million
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Mon April 18, 2022
(The US Sun)
 
Weeners
 
The schlong is long, yes
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Fri April 15, 2022
(Forbes)
 
 
 
HR getting sick of your sh*t. Like, for real this time
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Wed April 13, 2022
(CBS News)
 
 
 
After Brooklyn subway shooting Lyft and Uber take aim at their own feet
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Mon April 11, 2022
(The Spun)
 
 
 
The Masters, loved by golf fans across the world, but there's one growing conspiracy theory with the broadcast. Are fake bird chirping noises being pumped into it?
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Attention lawmakers- John Oliver has all the internet dirt on you, and you may want to start working on privacy laws as it's not just the little people who are exposed
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Sat April 09, 2022
(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Fark with your head
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(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
Saturday night's alright for fightin', short track racing, and really long race names, as the Cup Series heads under the lights at Martinsville. The Blue Emu Maximum Pain Relief 400 begins at 7:30 PM ET on FS1
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Wed April 06, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
As is standard practice, famous rich football guy ordered by judge to fully discuss his sexual relations with massage therapists
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Mon April 04, 2022
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Harrison Ford is the new Ted Lasso
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(Sum Guy)
 
 
 
There is a problem with one of these problems
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Sun April 03, 2022
(Spaceflight Now)
 
 
 
Today's practice launch countdown for NASA's $L$ Moon rocket gets a practice launch scrub because dammit, you need to get the scrubs done right
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(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
The short track stretch starts with the Toyota Owners 400 in Richmond, with Ryan Blaney on the pole yet again. Maybe he might actually win. Coverage begins at 3:30 PM ET on Fox
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(The Spun)
 
 
 
Might as well skip the Masters this year
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Thu March 31, 2022
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
In a reversal of a U-turn of a backtracking of a reconsideration of policy the UK gov't announced it will ban gay conversion therapy. The minister in charge of decisiveness has been sacked
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Mon March 28, 2022
(CBC)
 
 
 
What you're doing there.......owl allow it
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Fri March 25, 2022
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
F1 Saudi Grand Prix in crisis after terrorist attack causes massive explosion and blazing inferno at petroleum facility. Please think of the Saudi Arabian Grand Prix ...and your rising gas prices once again (possible nsfw content on page)
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Wed March 23, 2022
(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
The controversial yoga practice know as Khecarī Mudrā, in which you stick your tongue into the nasal cavity. Maybe it's controversial because you're digging for boogers, who knows
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(SFist)
 
 
 
Google: Can't have a diversity problem if you fire the person pointing out the diversity problem ::taps temple::
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Tue March 22, 2022
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
The Thirteenth Amendment abolished slavery and indentured servitude, except for convicted prisoners. California moves to become the latest state end that practice
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Anti-trust officials in the DoJ accuse Google of deliberately hiding business communications documents by placing them on Google Drive
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Mon March 21, 2022
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Turns out Urban Meyer's reign in Jacksonville was an even bigger shiatshow than originally reported
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(Mational Day Calendar)
 
 
 
Today is National Common Courtesy Day, so let's take a moment to say truly pleasant things about Subby
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Sun March 20, 2022
(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
NASCAR heads to a reconfigured Atlanta, which is now a mini-superspeedway. And Jeff Gordon heads back to the booth to help call the Folds of Honor QuikTrip 500, live at 3 PM ET on Fox
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Sat March 19, 2022
(Pittsburgh Tribune-Review)
 
 
 
In memory of John Clayton, let's go back to the start of his career, when he caught his hometown Steelers cheating and cost them a third-round draft pick. Hilarity ensued
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Thu March 17, 2022
(EU Observer)
 
 
 
Russia expelled from the Council of Europe and the little dicks find it sad but necessary...er sorry, that's Tiny Kox, the council's president who found it sad but necessary, not the council members
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The Chicago River used to be so polluted that methane gas would bubble to its surface, and officials had no choice but to start dyeing the river with a powder that turned it green so they could track the sewage. Happy St. Patrick's Day
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Wed March 16, 2022
(BGR)
 
 
 
Netflix is coming for your grandma, ex-girlfriend, and that one neighbor who moved away a year ago
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Alligator interrupts team practice, judges the swim meat
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Mon March 14, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bidder that paid an inflated price for Brady's last thrown touchdown ball feels cheated
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Sun March 13, 2022
(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
Ryan Blaney will try to avoid being wrecked by starting from the pole today at the Ruoff Mortgage 500, live from Phoenix at 3:30 ET on Fox
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Fri March 11, 2022
(National Today)
 
 
 
Happy Middle Name Pride Day. We won't laugh if your middle name is Robotham, Donquail or Hodgekiss. Pinky swear
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Wed March 09, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
New York City announces that it will stop seizing the social security checks being issued to children in foster care. Fark: Which is apparently something child welfare agencies all over the country have been doing routinely
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Deion Sanders had two toes amputated. His mouth is still attached
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Sun March 06, 2022
(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Study finds cooking show hosts are closet exhibitionists
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Sat March 05, 2022
(Engadget)
 
 
 
But if you just keep screaming "Earl Grey - hot" at it, it's not going to do anything at all
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Thu March 03, 2022
(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Pssst. Hey, Buddy - want a cheap MRI? Just bring cash
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(BNNBloomberg)
 
 
 
Even at $100+/bbl Russian oil is looking less attractive than a speedo in church
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Tue March 01, 2022
(France 24)
 
 
 
Germans might be getting injected, inspected, detected, infected. No word on the Group W bench
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Mon February 28, 2022
(Politico (Europe))
 
 
 
Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy to 27 member EU: Want to make it 28?
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Racists continue to Bieniemy of progressive hiring practices for NFL head coaching positions
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
That's the kinda thing an idiot would have on his luggage
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Sun February 27, 2022
(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
NASCAR returns to Yawntana for the first time since 2020, and the last time with the track configured as a Michigan clone. It's the WISE Power 400, live at 3:30 PM ET on Fox
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