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Tue December 07, 2021
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Joey Chestnut eats 17 pounds of shrimp cocktail in eight minutes. Oh sure, when he does it he's a winner, when subby does it he's "ruined the company Christmas party"
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Addy Lefevre, age 9, is proud of her 40-pound cabbage, but she didn't bring it into school for show and tell, because, well, the thing is huge. "It would probably take up my whole book bag," she said
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Man left gutted after £45 Greek statue of Hercules and Diomedes naked wrestling arrives with testicle missing. Rock hard Diomedes unable to comment as his mouth was full
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Mon December 06, 2021
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
"Hold on, measurable? What kind of measurable are you talking about?" Lio asked. "You can't weigh the MSNBC thread at 7pm ET. You can't pound in a nail with the Adrakhonic Theorem"
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Sun December 05, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Pfiizer charges British £22 for a vaccine shot that costs 76p to manufacture
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Fri December 03, 2021
(Futurism)
 
 
 
Phased railgun rifle in the 75 foot-pound range? Hey, you'll put your eye out, kid
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
PEI calls for massive airlift of Compound W as potato wart discovered in crops
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Thu December 02, 2021
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
First the supply chain came for the plywood, and I did not complain because I have a house. Then it came for the auto parts, and I did not complain because I have a car. Then it came for the chicken tenders, and HOLY CHRIST WHAT WILL MY KIDS EAT?
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Wed December 01, 2021
(NBC News)
 
 
 
WWII not quite over in Germany as a 550 pound bomb explodes in Munich
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(IFL Science)
 
 
 
Uranus has experienced a substantial pounding
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Tue November 30, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
IOC official, whose name is, and we kid you not, "Dick Pound," brushes off criticisms of his organization's efforts to contact missing Chinese tennis star as "silly"
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Fri November 26, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Executive with the most corrupt organization on the planet is puzzled that people don't believe them
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Thu November 25, 2021
(Forbes)
 
 
 
*sigh* higher Turkey prices are not a Democrat plot to destroy Thanksgiving. Didn't think we'd have to actually clarify that, but here we are
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Wed November 24, 2021
(ABC 27)
 
 
 
Yes Virginia, there is a Donut Beer this holiday
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Tue November 23, 2021
(BBC)
 
 
 
Sinfield runs 101 miles in 24 hours, raising over £800,000 for charity. Was that wrong? Should he not have done that?
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Mon November 22, 2021
(Salon)
 
 
 
The complete idiot's guide to brining
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Fri November 19, 2021
(Manchester Evening News)
 
 
 
For just £950, you too can rent a 7.8-tonne FV107 Scimitar armored vehicle for a day, drive it around village, then crash it into war memorial on Remembrance Day. "When they parked, I think they left the handbrake off"
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Wed November 17, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Pound caaaaake
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Mon November 15, 2021
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
A vaccine that could reverse and even prevent Alzheimer's all for just £15 a dose? Here comes the science
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Thu November 11, 2021
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Brits can only expect to be pounded by six inches, whereas Canadians have been known to brace themselves for up to 12 inches, or so I have been informed (possible nsfw content on page)
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Wed November 10, 2021
(The US Sun)
 
 
 
While filming BBC comedy drama The Outlaws, Christopher Walken painted over a £10million Banksy artwork. But wait. There's a twist
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Mon November 08, 2021
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
National Railway Museum in the UK will investigate steam trains for links to slavery and colonialism in £9,000 research project. Thomas the Tank Engine quickly lawyers up
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Sun November 07, 2021
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Inside the 'Disneyland for the crazy', a haunting £3.6 billion resort that was abandoned after its German billionaire owner mysteriously vanished (possible nsfw content on page)
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Tue November 02, 2021
(The Sun)
 
 
 
The "Temple Twelve" team of treasure hunters are on the verge of finding the 1,000-year-old "Lemminkainen Hoard" in Finland. It's worth £15billion and change and surely no good will come from this (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sun October 31, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
[ $2 off Pepsi 12-pack ] [ Triscuits, buy 1 pound, get 1 free ] [ US government and military developed the bio weapon covid 19 aka COVID-19. This bio weapon development began at Chapel Hill University, NC. ] [ Tomato soup 89¢ ] Wait, back up one
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Fri October 29, 2021
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Cleanup team pulls 63,000 pounds of trash from the Great Pacific Garbage Patch. Only 986,249,380,610 pounds to go
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Thu October 28, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
Kim Jong-un has lost 44 pounds, "but remains healthy." Not to nitpick, AP, but he's probably even healthier without those 44 pounds
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Wed October 27, 2021
(Vice)
 
 
 
The latest fad for money launders: Using cryptocurrency to buy a NFT of a 1784 pound tungsten cube that the "owner" can visit once per year
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Tue October 26, 2021
(Dezeen)
 
 
 
How to sell a set of Philip K Dick's short stories for £495
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Sun October 24, 2021
(Hull Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The Goodfellowship is considered the worst-rated carvery in Hull, so brave journalist hits it up to see if the reviewers are lying. 'For £5.90 I might just find myself tempted to return at a time when all the meats are on'
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Wed October 20, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The concept of targeting cancer cells with micro-radiation compounds at the molecular level isn't new. What's new is that companies are now finding ways to make it profitable
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Thu October 14, 2021
(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Butterball recalls over 14,000 pounds of ground turkey sold nationwide. And here we are, at peak buying ground turkey season, too
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Here is math. Word Problem: you are a million dollar Amazon reseller in rural Texas and just received 35,000 pounds of inventory that has to be unloaded. How many employees do you hire for the job and at what hourly wage?
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Wed October 13, 2021
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Claire is going to help you cream
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Tue October 12, 2021
(KCBD Lubbock)
 
 
 
"They put it on the scale and this bag is basically like five, five and a half pounds overweight. Really quickly we are like, oh, we have got to rearrange some stuff. Opens it up and literally, there's our dog coming out of my boot"
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Mon October 11, 2021
(Pix11)
 
 
 
Over 500,000 pounds of canned beef recalled over high lead levels. This is not a repeat from the late 1800s
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Sat October 09, 2021
(CBS Boston)
 
 
 
Unlicensed driver crosses state lines, gets pulled over, car impounded... including the transplant kidney a kid was waiting for. That kidney should've complied
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Fri October 08, 2021
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
If you ever wanted a Scottish castle dating from the 13th century, and you have £11,300,000 lying around somewhere, then today is your lucky day
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(BBC)
 
 
 
In possibly the most British thing ever, police officer faces misconduct investigation after failing to pay £1 for his charity Jaffa Cakes
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Thu October 07, 2021
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Money laundering laws ignored as bank lets small business deposit £264 million in cash, no questions asked. Bank now being asked questions
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
Man catches 64-pound catfish. You're gonna need a bigger lemon
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Wed October 06, 2021
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
UK car thieves busted using a handheld device that could hack the cars's electronic controls and starter, disguised as a GameBoy. Fark: £20,000 to steal Mitsubishi Outlanders, no other kinds of car
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Sun October 03, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
This just in: an ounce of prevention is *still* worth at least a pound of cure
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Sat October 02, 2021
(San Francisco Chronicle)
 
 
 
100,000 marijuana plants, $10 million in cash, 12,000 pounds of processed product, more than a dozen weapons, including handguns, rifles and shotguns. One could have a great weekend in San Francisco with all that
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Fri October 01, 2021
(12News Phoenix)
 
 
 
A man, a plan, a canal, a 42-pound catfish. Peoria
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Thu September 30, 2021
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Rebel Wilson has lost 65 pounds and is dressing to show everyone the, er, fruits of her labor
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
Protip: If you think you caught a world record setting fish, you should have it verified by wildlife authorities BEFORE eating it
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
Protip: If you think you caught a world record setting fish, you should have it verified by wildlife authorities BEFORE eating it
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Wed September 29, 2021
(WCPO Cincinnati)
 
 
 
FBI arrests two Columbus, OH narcotics cops for trying to distribute 15 pounds of fentanyl. No word on how many thousands would be killed if everyone lined up and took a lethal dose
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Sat September 25, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Do Cheech and Chong know about this?
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Thu September 23, 2021
(MIT Technology Review)
 
 
 
2021 sets a new record for most zero-day hacks. I mean, it could be Russia, but it could also be China. It could also be lots of other people. It also could be somebody sitting on their bed that weighs 400 pounds, OK?
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(Imperial College London)
 
 
 
And we'd have gotten away with it had it not been for those meddling kids: college drives the cost of off patent hydrocortisone down from £147.50 to £3.55 per month by setting up an alternate supplier
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Sun September 19, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
You want to meet Chuck? That'll be a buck. And if you pay a pound or two, he'll even knight you
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Sat September 18, 2021
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Man's NHS nuisance calls cost the taxpayer ~£22k. He only has to pay back £2k, but would absolutely love to hear from whoever foots the bill
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Thu September 16, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Congratulations, Britain. You no longer have to use a slide rule to find out how many rods to the hogshead your trusty old Hillman Minx is getting
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
Finalists announced for the National Toy Hall of Fame. Don't like the nominees? Go pound some sand
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(NPR)
 
 
 
"At 101, This Woman From Maine Is Still Hauling Lobsters With No Plans To Stop". At first, subby mistook this as a story about your mom, who's out there catching crabs every night
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(Radio Insight)
 
 
 
Since 1958 Billboard has annually designated one tune its "Song of the Summer." Surprisingly, less than a third are summer songs that didn't stand the test of time. I Gotta Feeling (oo hoo) the rest have been pounded into your skull by oldies radio. What's your fav?
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Tue September 14, 2021
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Watch Biden and Newsom pound Trump during a rally. Also watch subby shave a Mediaite headline writer with a cactus for that image
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
'Why is this guy walking Oklahoma highways in a 78 pound bear suit? We stopped him to ask'
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Sun September 12, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
For only £4M, you can have a 9-bedroom, 33,000 sq.ft. house with 2 bars, a wine cellar, a rooftop terrace and a sauna. No neighbors
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(Falmouth Packet)
 
 
 
Pre-Brexit: all EU support for economic recovery zones will be replaced with UK funding. Post-Brexit: Cornwall funding drops from £100 million to £3 million
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Sat September 11, 2021
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
More shortages in UK as shipment of goods held up by paperwork and legalities. If you call £160 million of cocaine "goods"
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Fri September 10, 2021
(Kent Online)
 
 
 
Love thy neighbour. Sure, why not? Pay their £2400 water bill? Get bent, hippie
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Accurately record a witness statement but fake the signature because you're a bit lazy? You'd better believe that's a jailing and £3,000 in costs, officer. Why no, not America, whyever do you ask?
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Thu September 09, 2021
(BBC)
 
 
 
Porcelain bowl expected to fetch £500 at auction sells for £320,000 after being identified as rare Chinese Ru-ware. (Sellers delight might be short lived as a similar bowl sold in Hong Kong for $38m in 2017)
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Sat September 04, 2021
(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
Need to transport several pounds of meth but don't have any license plates for your car? Sharpie to the rescue
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Fri September 03, 2021
(The Big Lead)
 
 
 
Dodgers fans pound on each other again. This is not a repeat from every other month or so
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Wed September 01, 2021
(Field and Stream)
 
 
 
Normally, having a more than 4-pound crappie would be cause for alarm
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Sat August 28, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Hair salon owner: COVID doesn't exist, so I'm not following the rules. The government: That's adorable. Seeing that those rules do exist, however, we're going to be taking £12,000 of your real assets
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Thu August 26, 2021
(Mansion Global)
 
 
 
Not news: Hamptons property sells for $20 million. Fark me: No housing, just an equestrian compound
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Tue August 24, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
If you don't know the difference between a pharmacy and a "compounding pharmacy," you probably shouldn't be trying to steal Oxy
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Mon August 23, 2021
(Newsy)
 
 
 
Do you like chicken? Better get that wallet out
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Thu August 19, 2021
(WPXI.com)
 
 
 
Good news is we paved your street while you were out. The better news is we are charging you an accrual impound fee because we towed your cars
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Wed August 18, 2021
(Some Chileno Guy)
 
 
 
The 6-foot-5, 260 pounds Sammis Reyes has a very good chance to be part of the Washington football team's final roster for this upcoming season. If he does make the final cut, he will be the first Chilean-born player to play in the NFL
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Sun August 15, 2021
(France 24)
 
 
 
Life in a Serbian cave is sounding pretty good right now, even they get vaccinated against COVID-19 because it's the wise thing to do
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Fri August 13, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
At long last, a Brexit benefit: Garden center GIVES AWAY £100,000 worth of plants. Because the people who took care of them left the UK, but hey, FREE PLANTS
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Thu August 12, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Deathsantis, fresh from torpedoing to the "ounce of prevention" party, chooses the "pound of cure" route
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Wed August 11, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Weight Watchers shedding pounds. And dollars and euros and subscribers
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Family of woman killed in a car crash would REALLY like to know how cops failed to notice her body in the passenger seat of the car until they reported her missing and somebody thought to check the car which had already been towed to the impound lot
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Mon August 09, 2021
(State of Missouri)
 
 
 
Missouri man shows off his 7-pound eel
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(Fox 23 Tulsa)
 
 
 
'Like a war zone': 27K pounds of deodorant cans carried by semi explode in Oklahoma. Smelled good though
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