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Sun October 17, 2021
(Fark)
 
 
 
I'm looking for a new job. Found one that pays well, and the organization seems to be in good shape - which is important for a CEO. Do I want to live in Davenport, IA? Difficulty: Artistic, extroverted, and gayer than Paris in springtime
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Sat October 16, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Caine mutinies against reports of his retirement
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Donald Trump supporters baffled and divided over his claim that Republicans won't vote in 2022 or 2024. Headline should have stopped after the first 4 words
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(CBS Minnesota)
 
 
 
Twin Cities man is facing charges after allegedly carving a runway into a field behind his home and using it as a private airport. He neglected to pave it with the proper amount of paperwork
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Lawsuits, transportation, agriculture, and foreign languages are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, October 2-9: Please Don't Make That Edition
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
If you want a Hellcat, the Orlando airport is the spot to pick one up
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Fri October 15, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Support a vaccine mandate and want to improve police relations with the community? That's a firin' Chief
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(BBC)
 
 
 
What a time to be an abattoir worker. You can travel the world, dismember carcasses in exciting new places and help support disadvantaged countries
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Psaki lets reporters known Biden won't be leading an insurrection
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Thu October 14, 2021
(Washingtonian)
 
 
 
Good news: Supreme Court changed oral argument format to prevent male justices from disproportionately interrupting the female justices. Bad news: It encouraged Clarence Thomas to speak more
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(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Missouri journalist finds unencrypted private teacher data available on state's website, reports it to the state so they can fix it, and instead of thanking reporter, Missouri's idiot governor wants to prosecute
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(AIPT Comics)
 
 
 
Horror author Grady Hendrix discusses his latest novel, 'The Final Girl Support Group,' along with the reasons we continue to be obsessed with the 'final girl' trope (aside from Jamie Lee Curtis being all types of awesome)
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(Merriam-Webster)
 
 
 
The Merriam-Webster word of the day for October 14 is 'cabal' as in: "By inadvertently throwing a freshly-caught fish into a basket, Michael Jordan accidentally created the sport of Bass cabal"
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Joe Rogan upset that CNN reported he took horse-dewormer. After he took horse-dewormer. 🐴🐴🐴🐴
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Merge Simpson spotted in Portland
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Hold onto your hats, sports fans: cheating was rampant during the Belichik/Brady Patriot years
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(New Japan Pro-Wrestling)
 
 
 
Will Okada make it rain on Tama Tonga? Can Jeff Cobb stop EVIL's march to the finals? Is Tanahashi really gonna put over YOSHI-HASHI? NJPW G1 CLIMAX 31: Day 16 starts @ 5:30 AM EDT on NJPWWorld.com, the King of Sports
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
AZ GOP: We support plague rat Southwest employee wanting to be a plague rat. Wendy Rogers (R-ejected): Uhh why didn't anyone ask me? I wanna be on this. Hello?
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(WCHS Charleston)
 
 
 
Who left behind a tiger at a gate at the Charleston, WV airport?
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Wed October 13, 2021
(Las Vegas Review Journal)
 
 
 
Not news: sportsbook sets odds on next Raiders coach. News: there are odds that it will be Peyton Manning. Fark: there are also odds that it will be Sebastian Janikowski
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
The Waverider was destroyed in the Season Finale., but not before transporting the Legends AND Batwoman 3 days ahead from Sundays to Wednesdays. LoT S7 E1 "The Bullet Blondes" at 8 ㏘ EDT, Batwoman S3 E1 "Mad as a Hatter" at 9, both on The CW
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(RTE Ireland)
 
 
 
UK government today: Don't panic buy. UK government tomorrow: Wait, why is everyone panic buying?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My boyfriend admitted in therapy that his ADHD makes it impossible for him to focus on me, and I feel that this is unacceptable in a relationship. How can I get him to focus on the important things, like me?"
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(APM Marketplace)
 
 
 
Wendy's and Google announce alliance to bring AI into the Franchise Wars. Taco Bell and Cyberdyne Systems reportedly close to a deal
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
In other news, despite the enormous backlog of container ships stuck outside the Port of LA, the facility wasn't operating 24-7 already
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(Apple Insider)
 
 
 
Robotics engineer claims to have hacked iPhone to include USB-C port, making it easy to charge phone or transfer data with standard non-Apple cables
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(New Japan Pro-Wrestling)
 
 
 
Will "The Dragon" burn the Great-O-Khan's G1 hopes to dust? Can Toru Yano outsmart Zack Sabre Jr.? What lessons can Kota Ibushi learn from Satoshi Kojima? NJPW G1 CLIMAX 31: Day 15 starts @ 5:30 AM EDT on NJPWWorld.com, the King of Sports
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(CBR)
 
 
 
"Action Comics writer Phillip Kennedy Johnson explains why he prefers Christopher Reeve's portrayal of Superman to Henry Cavill's version of the hero"
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Tue October 12, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
Lightning storm elicits argument over the ideal PB to J ratio. Rare Food, Sports, STEM, and Discussion tabs crossover
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Your call is important to us, please be patient while your personalized hacker team drains your cryptocurrency account
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
If you mess with his grift, Trump will cut you dead, no matter who you are. Corey Lewandowski has been banned from attending all events on Trump properties or even staying at them, and he didn't even know until a reporter called him for comment
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
How can we convince holdouts to get COVID vaccinations? Easy, have neurosurgeons spend three hours explaining them to individual patrons in crowded sports bars. "It's because I shook a man's hand, I can look him in the eye"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Nation weeps as local sports radio host chooses unemployment over getting vaccine
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(New Japan Pro-Wrestling)
 
 
 
Will Hiroshi Tanahashi deal Jeff Cobb his 1st tournament defeat? Can Goto stop EVIL's onslaught? Does Chase Owens have a plan for Okada? NJPW G1 CLIMAX 31: Day 14 starts @ 5:30 AM EDT on NJPWWorld.com, the King of Sports
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Rich old guy denies being out of touch, says he's converted his sports car to run on wine and cheese as a way to connect with climate activists
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Mon October 11, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
After profitable Saturday, sportsbooks suffered bloody Sunday thanks to Packers and Bengals. Sharps saw early line of GB -3.5 and took the Bengals. Then cheeseheads and Joe Public saw adjusted line of GB -2.5 and bet their life savings on the Pack
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(Fox 5 San Diego)
 
 
 
Multiple victims reported after aircraft smashes into multiple houses in Santee, California
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Representation is important
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(New Atlas)
 
 
 
See, kids? This is why it's important to preserve species, as they may be found to be important medically. In other news, TCM has been successfully (more or less) treating cancer for hundreds of years
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Sun October 10, 2021
(McSweeney's)
 
 
 
A typical Friday in Portland, Oregon
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(Space News)
 
 
 
Apparently valves are important. Who knew?
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(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
You are free to move about the airport. The country? Not so much right now
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Sat October 09, 2021
(Axios)
 
 
 
New report from the No Shiat Sherlock Institute proves poverty can be solved by cash
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Foreign movies, foreign holidays, foreign sportswear, and foreign leaders from 2000+ years ago are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, Sept 26-Oct 2: Doormat Edition
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Sporting KC's Felipe Hernandez suspended for going full Pete Rose
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(New Japan Pro-Wrestling)
 
 
 
Will Kota Ibushi topple the Great-O-Khan? Can Tonga Loa upset IWGP World Champion? Why is ZSJ vs KENTA not tonight's Main Event? NJPW G1 CLIMAX 31: Day 13 starts @ 4:00 AM EDT on NJPWWorld.com, the King of Sports
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Fri October 08, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Senate report shows that Pennsylvania voters did indeed vote twice. Three of them. For Trump
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Matthew McConaughey running for governor of Texas may be risky or it may be a great opportunity or he might not even run at all. Alright alright alright?
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(Metro)
 
 
 
"Yes, police, I'd like to report an attempted murder. The culprit? THE COVID VACCINE"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
In other words, 84% of TFG supporters worry about being treated the way they treat others, especially brown people
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Suez Canal II - Ebrexit Boogaloo. Evergreen says UK ports are seized up, creating downstream container shortages in exporting countries. The PM is "deranged" says local forwarder. "Winter is Coming" says Abraham Lincoln
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(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
Mixed results reported during Golden Week for Chinese crackdown on kid video gaming. Student reveals, "Most kids have access to adult accounts.... People have secretly registered adult accounts by stealing and using their parents' national IDs"
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(New Japan Pro-Wrestling)
 
 
 
Will Our Holy Emperor Taichi surpass the Rainmaker? Can Tanahashi stop EVIL's dark designs? Does anyone stand a shot in Hell of stopping Jeff Cobb? NJPW G1 CLIMAX 31: Day 12 starts @ 6:00 AM EDT on NJPWWorld.com, the King of Sports
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Canadiens goalie Cary Price takes leave to enter the NHL player assistance program; Price reportedly is "not doing well right now"
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Thu October 07, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Nation ruled by family that kills journalists and supports terrorists now owns Newcastle United, still preferable to Mike Ashley
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
BoJo picks a sea lord to run the British armed forces. Air princes, land barons, fire knights reportedly unappreciative of the snub
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
SCHUMER CAVES Or wait, McConnell caves. Or wait, democracy is alive and well again. Or wait, it's on life support
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Senate Judiciary Committee report zeroes in on Rep. Scott Perry (R-PA) as one of the key "pre-surrectionists" who tried to use the DOJ to throw out the 2020 election results, before Trump had to resort to an armed mob to attempt the same thing on 1/6
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(Fox 10 Phoenix)
 
 
 
Arizona reports over 2000 additional cases, but at least it's a dry spike
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(gCaptain)
 
 
 
Wal Mart and other big box stores charter their own bulk cargo ships to avoid this week's disaster portmanteu: "Containergeddon"
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(AutoEvolution)
 
 
 
Grand Theft Auto ported to GameBoy
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Senate Judiciary report on Trump perverting justice in the wake of 2020 election is out. And it's not even Friday
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Remember the Boeing Starliner that was hours from launch in August but had to be rolled back from the pad? A prominent space journalist is reporting that they STILL don't understand why its valves don't work. This is good news for Elon's net worth
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(New Japan Pro-Wrestling)
 
 
 
Will Tomohiro Ishii drop the bomb on the Great-O-Khan? Can Toru Yano tickle the Dragon's tail for an upset win? Would ZSJ go critical if he lost to Yujiro? NJPW G1 CLIMAX 31: Day 11 starts @ 5:30 AM EDT on NJPWWorld.com, the King of Sports
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Spoiled Yankees fans who haven't won a title in awhile start experiencing sports depression. Doctors to start prescribing Farkitall to them
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(The American Independent)
 
 
 
Continuing the long and storied Conservative tradition of only supporting government assistance when the issue affects you personally
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Wed October 06, 2021
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Orange County pipeline rupture wasn't noted or reported for several hours because of all you pinko commie eco-terrorists report every little thing that goes wrong and so we don't pay attention to our pressure leak indicators anymore
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(KUTV Utah)
 
 
 
Which workers at Salt Lake City International Airport have COVID-19? NO ONE KNOWS
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Possible cause of that oil spill in California? Our farked supply chain with over 100 cargo ships waiting offshore means one of them might have ignored the NO ANCHORAGE zones on the charts and dragged an anchor right over that oil pipeline
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
When asked by a reporter what he'd do if he won the lottery, this guy gets a little too specific
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Tue October 05, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
New report finds that 333,000 children were abused over the last 50 years by the French Catholic Church. Are te-hey SURE it wasn't double that number?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
During a podcast with Jay Cutler, soon-to-be-ex ESPN anchor Sage Steele questions Barack Obama's "choice" to identify as black, attack's ESPN's vaccine mandate and say female sports reporters who "dress like that", "know what they are doing"
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(Inc)
 
 
 
Ten years after Steve Jobs' death from pancreatic cancer, remember the most important lesson he taught us... well, after "don't try medically dubious treatments for pancreatic cancer," of course
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Mike Pence says media focus on January 6 is a distraction meant to "demean" Trump supporters who simply wanted to "hang out" with him, or something like that
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
In 2018, Blue Origin paid some consultants to determine why SpaceX was royally kicking their asses. The report got leaked to Ars which gives a detailed summary. Obvious trumps sad and interesting
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Sen. Concern: The GOP will support raising the debt limit if you abandon the infrastructure plan
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Mon October 04, 2021
(Vice)
 
 
 
Tech company quietly reveals that hackers had "unauthorized access" to its system for years. Syniverse? Never heard of it. Probably nothing important *clicks link* uh oh
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
TB Coach Bruce Arians shows why everyone loves him so much: "This is a team sport. ... I don't think Bill played a snap. And we had 22 guys out there playing their asses off. One of 'em just happened to be named Brady"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
9s facing 28 for importing 28 of 420
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(New Japan Pro-Wrestling)
 
 
 
Will SANADA finally defeat Okada? Can Goto get out of the basement with a win over YOSHI-HASHI? What does EVIL have in store for Tama Tonga? NJPW G1 CLIMAX 31: Day 10 airs LIVE and FREE @ 5:30 AM EDT on NJPWWorld.com, the King of Sports
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(An overgrown sea cockroach)
 
 
 
Fox New's Soul Sister, Sina News Portal, claims that COVID-19 is a liberal plot from Maine lobstermen. The evidence is drawn, cracked open, and contained buttered emails
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Sun October 03, 2021
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
One county school board wants to shorten the public comment portion of its meetings, among other things. It also wants to ban umbrellas large enough that they could be used as a weapon
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Vaccine mandates doing their job at lowering the unvaccinated pool: Sports edition
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
William Dampier was one of the greatest scientists of all time and made important contributions to biology & navigation. Writings adored by Darwin, Wallace & Lord Nelson. Introduced barbeque, chopsticks & avocado to the English language. Day job: Pirate ☠
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(NPR)
 
 
 
From $200K to Flamin' Hot Cheetos: What would it take for you to report an unvaccinated co-worker?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
NBC reporter interviewing NASCAR race winner says crowd is chanting 'let's go Brandon', others not so sure
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(New Japan Pro-Wrestling)
 
 
 
Can the Dragon rise above the Golden Star? Will ZSJ score his 5th-straight submission victory? Are we just gonna watch Pieter dance in the ring for 30 minutes tonight? NJPW G1 CLIMAX 31: Day 9 starts @ 3:00 AM EDT on NJPWWorld.com, the King of Sports
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"First grader receives $27,000 in donations for scholarship fund after school portrait with face mask goes viral"
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Sat October 02, 2021
(NBC News)
 
 
 
We interrupt our nonstop coverage of the blonde social media influencer for this equal opportunity news item: the body of a missing brown woman has been found. We now return to the hunt for pretty "van life" Instagrammer's fiance, in progress
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
On this day in 1944 the month long Battle the Scheldt began. A vital operation led by the First Canadian Army against well fortified German positions to open the port of Antwerp, the most important link in the supply line for the invasion of Germany
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
How does Portugal now have one of the highest vaccination rates in the world? By keeping politics out of public health issues
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Fri October 01, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Analysis of 40 years of fatal encounters between police and Black Americans finds 3/5 were unreported
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(Stars and Stripes)
 
 
 
Sometimes the headlines write themselves: Special ops troops 'hunkered down' in California airport hangar after nighttime ninja attack
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Trump supporter unironically calls the CURRENT President "Addled"
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(WINK Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Neighbor of Brian Laundrie's family arrested for assaulting protesters who were using bullhorns, handing out wanted posters of Brian. Doesn't North Port have noise ordinances to clamp down on amplified sounds in residential neighborhoods?
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Crysis averted
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(CNN)
 
 
 
That marine whom Trump brought on stage at his rally? The one who supposedly hoisted that baby over the wall of Kabul airport and was hailed as a hero? Yeah, the Marine Corps just said he wasn't even there. Wait, Trump lied?
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
What Space Force is trying to prevent intergalactic importers/exporters from seeing
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(Medical News Today)
 
 
 
We may have found the cause of Alzheimers, but more importantly we may have found the cause of Alzheimers
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
As Fark Headline content engineer, I feel it's important not to reduce oneself to just a single albeit monumentally impressive vocation. I can also fart the chorus of La Marseillaise on command
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(New Japan Pro-Wrestling)
 
 
 
Will Tanahashi's run meet a tragic Skull End? Can Hirooki Goto stand his ground against Okada? Does EVIL punch Chase Owens in his "Crown Jewels"? NJPW G1 CLIMAX 31: Day 8 starts @ 5:30 AM EDT on NJPWWorld.com, the King of Sports
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Following his narrow escape from accountability, California governor Newsom repays group of supporters
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Thu September 30, 2021
(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
Sure, this declassified State Department says "Havana Syndrome" doesn't exist, and the reported symptoms are possibly caused by crickets. But what if it's Russian crickets?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Katie Porter (D-CA, gives Sen. Sinema (R-AZ) a verbal whiteboarding
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
The science is not divided. The facts are not divided. The only reasons for the American people to be divided over Pres. Biden's vaccine mandate are lies from Republicans, and propaganda in support of those lies by right wing media
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(CNN)
 
 
 
In less than a calendar year, Biden's child tax credit has reduced childhood poverty in the U.S. by over 50 percent. But King Manchin and Queen Sinema aren't sure that's really important, so I guess we get nothing
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(Tolo News)
 
 
 
Kabul airport is open for business but airlines are reluctant to fly there. Or pay to use Afghanistan's airspace for that matter
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Watersports put little men in boats in difficulty. Sorry, waterspouts
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
The 18th time thieves tried to steal the NJ meat mogul's exotic sports cars, he ran naked from his bed to fire warning shots from his porch. That'll teach ... oh man, why did they include pictures?
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Russia reports record virus deaths for third day as vaxxes slow, vodkas swell
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(New Japan Pro-Wrestling)
 
 
 
Will KENTA feel the wrath of "The Dragon"? Can Ibushi get back to .500 against Yano? Has ZSJ met his match in the Great-O-Khan? NJPW G1 CLIMAX 31: Day 7 starts @ 5:30 AM EDT on NJPWWorld.com, the King of Sports
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Wed September 29, 2021
(New Japan Pro-Wrestling)
 
 
 
Will "Mr. U.S.ACE" get one over Tama Tonga? Can Taichi mirror ZSJ and take EVIL out of the tourney? Why, in God's name, is YOSHI-HASHI in the Main Event? NJPW G1 CLIMAX 31: Day 6 starts @ 5:30 AM EDT on NJPWWorld.com, the King of Sports
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Tue September 28, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Department of Homeland Security sent an email to the Pentagon during January 6 riot, reporting "no major incidents of illegal activity." Not sure what's worse, that they held that opinion or that they were sending riot updates via email
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Did anyone really think there wouldn't be a fake report about the fake audit concerning the fake election fraud?
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(The Wrap)
 
 
 
Ladies...gentlemen...it is my sad, sad duty to have report to you that...we lost Russell Brand
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(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Newspaper gunman sentenced to life without comics or sports pages
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"Insulate Britain" protests block port, thus stopping importation of insulation
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Advocate for "election integrity" owes $20,000 in past-due fines for missed campaign finance reports
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(UEFA Champions League)
 
 
 
CHAMPIONS Group stage 2nd round, Matches of the Day: Porto-Liverpool, PSG-Citeh, Dortmund-Sporting, Milan-Atleti, and bunch more. First matches at 12:30 pm ET on CBSSports/Paramount+/TUDN
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Astounding facts and the science behind them for the most popular participatory sport in the United States
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Has mocking unvaccinated Covid victims become a new "blood sport," and if so, will Jean-Claude Van Damme star in the film?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
News: Brazil going fascist. Fark: using memes and tropes imported from the United States. Ultra Fark: including running around draped in American flags
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Mon September 27, 2021
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Nets media day opens with questions from new beat reporter David Letterman
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Bad: filing a false police report. Worse: to cover up a theft that you made. Fark: of a parrot
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(The Big Lead)
 
 
 
Today's "amateur MMA at a pro sports venue" brought to you by fans of the ... (spins wheel) ... Kansas City Chiefs
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Terran Orbital to invest $300 million in Florida's Space Coast, as planners consider the construction of additional pylons to support Protoss development
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(Insider)
 
 
 
The truth will set you free. Reporting the truth on Fox News will get you death threats from MAGA supporters
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Far-right trolls have learned an important lesson: Don't trust far-right trolls
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Moderate House dems announce they will support the reconciliation bill
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Sun September 26, 2021
(The Shovel (Australia))
 
 
 
Anti vaxxer shocked to discover he carries "driving passport"
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
BREAKING: Fully decorated Christmas tree spotted in home 3 months before Christmas. The Mirror is there with this important story
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
The airport is closed, man. Volcano out front shoulda told ya
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Surely an elected official in a position of great importance wouldn't just simply lie to the American people? Jeeves, my smelling salts and fainting couch, quickly
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
There is no fuel shortage, says the UK's transport secretary who also does not look like a beaver
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(New Japan Pro-Wrestling)
 
 
 
Will Kota Ibushi & ZSJ's latest battle be told for centuries? Can Tomohiro Ishii upset KENTA? Does Toru Yano ruin Tanga Loa's day? G1 CLIMAX 31: Day 5 starts @ 3:00 AM EDT on NJPWWorld.com, the King of Sports
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Sat September 25, 2021
(Jacobin Magazine)
 
 
 
Don't look now but in a few weeks the only fresh entertainment TV may be sports, Survivor, TikTok, and the guy who posts his trucking videos to YouTube
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Boomers try to preserve their nonexistent youth with bogus exercise playing fake sport
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Utah reporter does "man on the street" interview about attending basketball games, doesn't realize she's talking with a player
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
The decades-in-the-making story of how we didn't do anything about airport security, then after a crisis, overreacted with a circle jerk that didn't address airport security, leading to our current state where airport security is a joke
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Glowing Fukushima biodiversity studies report the local wildlife populations are thriving. Growing. ....Evolving
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
"We want to provide the support to our soldiers, and we will do everything we can to help their wish come true. We appreciate any donations to help get Sgt. Whiskers and her babies to safety." Let's give them a hand on Caturday
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Fri September 24, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Okay, fellow media moguls, here's our play for this year: 1) Don't report on missing nonwhite persons 2) Report like crazy on one white lady going missing 3) Report on how we didn't report on those other people, whatever their names were 4) Profit
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Kid uses alternative mode of transportation to get to school
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(Axios)
 
 
 
We are truly in the golden age for the most important aspect of any business or organization in existence
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(New Japan Pro-Wrestling)
 
 
 
Will EVIL reign over the Rainmaker? Can Taichi keep pace with ZSJ? Does Tama Tonga show no mercy to Chase Owens? G1 CLIMAX 31: Day 4 starts @ 5:30 AM EDT and FREE on NJPWWorld.com, the King of Sports
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Researchers reported today that North America's oldest human footprints have been discovered in New Mexico, but did not indicate if they will check Old Mexico next
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Thu September 23, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Draco hit by the Notasportus curse
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Scientists report ivermectin research has big fraud problem. Subby is shocked...well, not that shocked
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton's campaign manager chimes in to support Joe Manchin
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Reporter learns that you can't sweat Psaki no matter how hard you try
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(Fox 13 Memphis)
 
 
 
America's favorite pastime reported to have occurred at a Kroger Supermarket in Collierville, Tennessee
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Army officer says getting vaccinated against anthrax and smallpox is important for military readiness, fights getting vaccinated against COVID because it's important for "freedom"
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(Missoulian)
 
 
 
Montana's lone representative tweets his opposition to Afghan refugees being resettled in his state, leading to thousands in donations to support those refugees
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(ieee spectrum)
 
 
 
VR guru asks if hardware manufacturers should be required to update firmware in perpetuity, with a portion of device price dedicated to update servers. "If that keeps them out of the landfill, I'd say yes: The benefits easily outweigh the costs"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Most field crashers at live sports events are drunken morons, but this one is perfectly fine in my book
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(New Japan Pro-Wrestling)
 
 
 
With Tetsuya Naito out of the tourny with a torn MCL, will Blue Justice be served to his would-be opponent, Tanga Loa? Will the Dragon meet the same fate as his pareja? Day 3 of G1 CLIMAX 31 begins @ 5:30 AM EDT on NJPWWorld.com, the King of Sports
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(West Virginia Metro News)
 
 
 
West Virginia's low vaccination rate was a result of reporting errors. With errors corrected, the rate is even lower
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Wed September 22, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
8 important questions to ask before buying a home. And remember, anything below 30 cubic feet wasn't really a full-sized refrigerator, so those boxes will be tighter on total living space
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
"A recent report from the Associated Press claimed that the raids had become so frequent that villagers were living in fear of an "and all-out monkey assault"
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Having nothing better to do, 60-year-old Suriname Vice President Ronnie Brunswijk played in an official soccer game. His supporters were yelling "you're not helping"... after the 6 - 0 shellacking his team experienced
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(MacRumors)
 
 
 
Apple Preparing to Support Digital Car Keys for Genesis Vehicles So You Can Turn It Awwwwwonnnnn, Turn It On, Turn It On Again
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
During the 2020 election, sprawling networks of Facebook troll farms were still targeting voters to an extent that its own internal reports described as "genuinely horrifying"
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Tue September 21, 2021
(Fanned Yule Log)
 
 
 
After 5 different RBs on their roster have appeared on the injury report after only two games, 49ers sign former XFL star He Hate Me. Most of the foregoing is true
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
He was the funniest man in the world if you just walked up to him and asked him a question, but he was helpless when given the opportunity to prepare a headline for the 7pm Eastern MSNBC thread
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(The Players' Tribune)
 
 
 
Daniel Bryan pens heartfelt "Thank you" to the WWE fans. Fark: in The Player's Tribune, adding fuel to the age old debate of why pro wrestling is under the "Sports" tab
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(Skeptoid)
 
 
 
Skeptoid supports urban legends of ABCs in Britain
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Super PAC hits Parnell over protective orders requested by his wife, father-in-law's drinking and portal gun use
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
DC Schools: Kids can't be vaccinated, but having them wear masks all day is hard so we're not gonna. Parents: Then we want to enroll in virtual learning. Schools: No, not possible. Parents: Then we'll keep them home. Schools: OK, CPS report it is
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(Salon)
 
 
 
White House "Reporter" for Christian website that doesn't actually publish anything is extremely butthurt that he no longer has unlimited access to barge into Jen Psaki's office whenever he feels like it
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Guess which CNN reporter is deeply concerned that Biden isn't popular in a state that Biden has never won
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
The Most Important Device in the Universe - which could also be called the Wilhelm of sci-fi props
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Would it be weird for me to volunteer as a youth sports coach when I don't have any kids of my own?"
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Mon September 20, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
New film begins shooting in Newport News, VA. Wait, what do you mean it wasn't that kind of shooting? Again? Jesus
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Does it count as voter suppression if you launch your vaccine passports on Election Day? Asking for a friend named Alberta
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Supreme Court announces that Gilead for the non-Texas portions of the United States will be implemented starting as early as December
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(BNNBloomberg)
 
 
 
Drake gooses his portfolio with chicken. Spicy
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
The "any person" mentioned in 18 USC 610 of the federal code does not exclude Trump, who did "intimidate, threaten, command, or coerce" federal employees, mostly his own appointees, into political activity in support of his re-election campaign"
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
This is not your father's Oldsmobile. It'll turn a 1/4 mile faster than he ever did the sports page
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(Variety)
 
 
 
The most important tv show in the world, trying to warn the last superpower that they are being replaced by Gilead, sets the record for most losses at the Emmys. Coincidence? Ich denke nicht, mein Fuhrer
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(Army Times)
 
 
 
AL National Guard soldier, deployed to TX as part of border support mission, caught picking up cocaine shipment while in uniform, driving marked Border Patrol vehicle
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Attention All Units: Report of an active beer pong at a Taco Bell in Danville, California
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Sun September 19, 2021
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
CNN spoke to one of the attendees of yesterday's terrorism in support of terrorism rally, and it was...something
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(New Japan Pro-Wrestling)
 
 
 
Can Our Holy Emperor Taichi slay the "Strong Samurai" Hirooki Goto? Will Okada make it rain on U.S. Champ Tanahashi? Who is Kosei Fujita, and why is he being fed to SHO? G1 Climax 31: Day 2 starts @ 1:00 AM EDT on NJPWWorld.com, the King of Sports
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Sat September 18, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bill Belichick gives his usual 9 second answer to reporter's question. Wait, it was 9 minutes. And the question was about long snappers?
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(National Post)
 
 
 
With its hospital network on the verge of collapsing, North Texas' premier has a change of heart and implements vaccine passports
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(New Japan Pro-Wrestling)
 
 
 
It's happening again... 19 days the best the world of pro wrestling has to offer begins once more. Set your clocks to CLIMAX TIME, because NJPW G1 CLIMAX 31: Day 1 starts @ 4:00 AM EDT on NJPWWorld.com, the King of Sports
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Fri September 17, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Cop reports his racist precinct to BLM
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(gCaptain)
 
 
 
The logjam at the Port of Los Angeles now has enough containers to cross half the US. Which is, like, many many many Rhode Islands
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Truth in advertising laws force FOX "News" to make an important change to Tucker Carlson's show
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Domestic terrorists backing off from the 9/18 terror support rally out of fear they too will find out
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Over half of us are wearing the wrong sports bra. Yes, women too
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Extremist supporters of January 6th insurrection hamstrung by their inability to discern fantasy from reality
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(DW)
 
 
 
Facebook deletes accounts of Querdenken supporters, which as it turns out doesn't involve shoving delicious animals inside one another
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Thu September 16, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
45** voices support of the January 6th insurrectionists. Not a repeat from January 6th
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(WEAR Pensacola)
 
 
 
Airman texts bomb threat against Eglin AFB dining facility to another airman who immediately reports him to superiors. Back in my day, we'd use pay phones to make bomb threats, by golly
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Alabama Pickers couple: "I've got my own passport. It's called the Bill of Rights." Now they have another passport. It's called a Death Certificate
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
While the rest of the world reports a substantial drop in COVID, the U.S. continues to report the highest number of new cases, with children making up 15.5%
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Katie said her dad planned to get vaccinated but believes he was hesitant from watching right-wing media reports: "He'd watch YouTube videos of Tucker Carlson"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
I'm starting to think there may be some prima donnas in this "sport"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Facebook, not content with ruining democracy for the rest of us, also buried reports of Instagram's role in mental illness of young women, plague of ducklips
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(KATU)
 
 
 
So basically a portfolio consisting of shares in Hobby Lobby, MyPillow, and Chik-Fil-A then?
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Wed September 15, 2021
(The Drive)
 
 
 
Damage to boomerang probably won't buff right out. Pilot likely boned
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(The Big Lead)
 
 
 
QB Ryan Fitzpatrick hurt his hip vs the Chargers....or did he? Sports talk radio show caller claims to have seen Ryan injure the same hip at a water park a week earlier
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(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Poland wants to have its cake and eat it, too. Which is actually very French, but that's not important right now
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(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
In perhaps the best data available, Massachusetts reports vaccine reduces breakthrough hospitalization rate down to ~2%. Which is basically the mortality rate without a vaccine
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
1 dead, 1 injured after shooting, stabbing in Upper Peninsula. I'm not sure what body part that is, but it must be important
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Allison Mack reports to prison. No word on how they'll her keep locked up when she can squeeze through bars by turning into liquid form
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(UEFA Champions League)
 
 
 
Champions League Match Day 1 2nd day. At 12pm ET we have Besiktas - Dortmund and Sheriff - Shakhtar. Than at 3pm ET includes Brugge - PSG, Man City - Leipzig; Liverpool - Milan; Inter - Real Madrid, Atlético - Porto, and Sporting Lisbon - Ajax
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
"You can't make me carry a vaccine passport" Oh, a Trump card? Sure, I'll buy one of those
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Are you an upstart conservative news network that doesn't like the results of the California recall election? Simple, don't report them
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Queen Elizabeth's decision to send a congratulatory message to North Korea right on the heels of her voicing support for Black Lives Matter is leading some to question her true commitment to Wokeness
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Battle of Britain cosplay gets some restored air support
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(AP News)
 
 
 
"I can't believe Biden left all those Afghanis to die." "Then you'd support bringing them over here as refugees?" "Are you kidding? We're the GOP. That's just crazy talk"
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(The Philadelphia Inquirer)
 
 
 
A "nice guy" from Phoenix's "homer" sports radio station takes programming reigns at Philly's legendary WIP, will soon fine out how savage Eagles fans can be
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Tue September 14, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Good, giving women equal pay in a sport where they're more successful than their male counterparts is long overdue
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Stunning new report finds that helping the poor reduces poverty. Subby assumes they also investigated papal prayer habits and ursine defecation areas
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(Nintendo Life)
 
 
 
GBA mod "Thicc Boi SP" eagerly awaits Nintendo lawsuit
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Just like when your mom tries to diet, the LAPD Bomb Squad is really bad at eyeballing portion sizes
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Rep. Omar hasn't reported making any money from her book because she hasn't made any money from her book
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this renewable transportation device
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
6 people go to an airport, yell at an airplane. It's not news, it's Fox
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
ESports: serious business
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Most fathers in the delivery room would be offering support for their partners, others may help with the delivery. Then there's THIS guy
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Dana Bash: Senator Manchin, since you think $3.5 trillion is too high a cost for the budget bill, how much would you support? Manchin: *crickets.* Dana Bash: But, Senator, what would you... Manchin: I SAID CRICKETS
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My 15 year-old son is on a traveling sports team; during the pandemic we weren't traveling 4 hours for tournaments, he got closer to us and his siblings, and we had our life back. But now it's back on. We want it to stop. Can we get him to quit?"
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(AP News)
 
 
 
They'll be playing the blues at the Newport Jazz Festival next year
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Mon September 13, 2021
(Deadline)
 
 
 
John Oliver returns to slam "Business Daddy" HBO owner AT&T for donating to supporters and opponents of the Texas abortion ban; "it's on brand for them. AT&T's public statements are like their cell signal - hilariously farking weak"
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Internet fake money decides to start off the week by setting 5-10% of your portfolio on fire. Which of course means you should just buy more Beanie Babies and Franklin Mint Collectible Plates
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(KOCO Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Oklahoma City's Will Rogers World Airport is opening a huge expansion Wednesday so you don't have to just flyover but can actually visit Oklahoma
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(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
"You gave me one f---ing warning." claims man who hasn't heard of even one of the TSA's 4,000 mask related incidents reported since February
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Half my family lives in Texas. The other half, including me, are in other U.S. states. My mom, brother, and a sister want to do Thanksgiving in Texas, but between the guns, Covid, and Gilead, I can't support the state. Does that make me a jerk?"
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
The idea of just how much is actually out there owes its discovery to the Hubble Deep Field: astronomy's most important image
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Sun September 12, 2021
(9 News)
 
 
 
Do you like Stephen King movies? Need an extra $1300? Have I got an opportunity for you
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
And you thought the Fox Sports robots were annoying
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(Out There Colorado)
 
 
 
Guy climbs all 58 of Colorado's 14,000-foot peaks. In 43 days. Entirely self-supported. And walking from one peak to the next
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(Politico (Europe))
 
 
 
National government abandons plans for vaccine passports. Difficulty: not US
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(IndyCar)
 
 
 
Alex Palou has the pole with Alexander Rossi alongside with championship leader Pato O'ward going off 7th. Weather should be nice for the event. This is your Indycar Grand Prix of Portland at 3 PM ET on NBC
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(Falmouth Packet)
 
 
 
Pre-Brexit: all EU support for economic recovery zones will be replaced with UK funding. Post-Brexit: Cornwall funding drops from £100 million to £3 million
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Sat September 11, 2021
(KPTV Portland)
 
 
 
Only left-handed devout Christians allowed to cross Portland's new bridge
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Famili▆s expec▆t US ▆▆▆▆▆▆▆▆▆ rele▆se of ▆▆▆ FBI report ▆▆▆ Saudi role i▆▆▆▆▆ 9/11
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Fri September 10, 2021
(KOB4)
 
 
 
Locked in a porta-potty, at least she had somewhere to go
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Ohio is trying to race to the bottom with possible replacements for Republican Senator Rob Portman
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(The Wrap)
 
 
 
ESPN Sideline reporter: I won't get the jab. ESPN: bye. Sideline reporter: bye
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Cyber Ninjas plan to slice and dice their final report showing that Homer J. Simpson won Arizona in the 2020 Presidential Election
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Swing-state voters support employer vaccine mandates by a 2-1 margin. Now allow subby to wash his hands with bleach after citing Frank Luntz
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Queen Elizabeth comes out as a BLM supporter. Next thing you know she'll be showing up in a black Antifa uniform
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Governor Abbott supports Right to Choose
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(WDTN Dayton)
 
 
 
Wright-Patterson Air Force Base on lockdown after report of active shooter at National Air and Space Intelligence Center. If only we could have had some warning, perhaps from from aerial or satellite surveill- oh... (._. )
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(Portland Mercury)
 
 
 
Portland trash pandas are relentlessly seeking vegan junk food. No, not raccoons - it's the NYC-trained restaurant chef's whimsical name for customers hankering for his meatless burgers, vegan shakes, and vegan nuggets slathered in vegan ranch
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Thu September 09, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
You know you always wanted to go through the drive through with the Mad Max Gigahorse. Here is your opportunity
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Biden to withdraw his nominee for leading the ATF on news that he was triggering gun fanatics, Republicans, and those all-important "moderate Democrats." Because heavens, triggering those people would be, you know, mean and stuff
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
States have different methods for reporting COVID cases. Surprisingly, this is causing some confusion
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Trump supporters are obsessed with the deal of the art
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(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Why won't other countries follow our lead when it comes to horrible airport security?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
It appears that when not filming for Sesame Street Grover has a second job as reporter
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Last Friday: Underwhelming Jobs report means THE ECONOMY IS TANKING. Today: Low jobless figures mean THE ECONOMY IS REBOUNDING
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The UK announces "The Gratitude Games" to raise funds and support the mental health of its emergency workers. This is something worth spreading
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Just in time for NFL Opening Day, Washington tribal casinos to open state's first ever legal sportsbooks, who will gladly take your foolish wager on Seahawks winning the Superb Owl
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Wed September 08, 2021
(Oregon Public Broadcasting)
 
 
 
Portland requires all city officials to be vaccinated. Except cops, of course. Thank goodness they rarely interact with the public
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(US Treasury)
 
 
 
New US Treasury report finds that the top 1% are evading $163,000,000,000 in owed taxes every single year but somewhere a homeless guy owns a cell phone and who's to say which is worse
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
There are a lot of things wrong here. Tag is for EA Sports
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(Las Vegas Review Journal)
 
 
 
Not news: The Raiders are the most hated team in professional sports. News: The Bears and the Broncos are more hated than the Cowboys. Fark: The Seattle Kraken are already more hated than teams that have played a game
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(Awful Announcing)
 
 
 
It seems crypto will make more money for sports TV networks who air their ads during football games than it will for people who use crypto
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Naked German football team puts on revealing display against local team. The winner will reportedly play Arsenal (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Chess.com)
 
 
 
It is En Passant Awareness Day. Time to stop the hate, the crying, the cheating accusations, and endless filings of software bug reports and give some love to chess' least known move. Still no cure for people not reading the farking rules
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(WPSD Local 6 Paducah)
 
 
 
Thanks to North Shore Animal League, over 50 dogs & puppies facing euthanasia were transported from Louisiana to Long Island. "We literally come back with 55 best friends," Moriates said. Please welcome them to this week's Woofday Wetnose Wednesday
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(KTOO Juneau)
 
 
 
Foreign ships can legally carry US goods if the journey involves a Canadian railroad, but since no one bothered to specify how long the railroad has to be, one seafood company installed 100ft of track in their Canadian port and called it a day
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Tue September 07, 2021
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Important safety tip: Do not leave your toddler in the car with the engine running while you go into the store
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
George Soros warns against investing in China, claiming it risks losing money, damaging US national interests, and possibly redirecting funds from his hollow earth reverse vampire based stock portfolio
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(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
California Assemblymember joins Grindr to support Gov. Gavin Newsom, although how effective he can be on a platform filled with Republican Senators is unknown
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this portable bathtub occupant
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(CBS 12 West Palm Beach)
 
 
 
Murder suspect owned kangaroo that escaped in 2018 but that's not important right now
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Funder of WeatherTech and GOP megadonor David McNeil has said he won't give a dime to anyone who supports repealing DACA because the issue's personal to him. He's given DeSantis millions. So either he's a hypocrite or they have an "understanding"
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Mon September 06, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Washington State city council candidate wants to bring "God's government" to his city. And God really hates permanent supportive housing projects for the homeless: "They may leave and go someplace else. If I were homeless, I would move to San Diego"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
8 foot tall and can't hoop? Have I got the sport for you
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(Rock Paper Shotgun)
 
 
 
Creators of medieval game decide not to support medieval laws
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
In a surprise to no one, an Arizona sports writer has an ill informed, hot take on Kyrsten Sinema, including her possibly being elected POTUS
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Florida sheriff regrets missed opportunity to be judge, jury and executioner
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
Locals can no longer count on tourist handouts to support them, so they've resorted to breaking into homes
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(Fox2 Detroit)
 
 
 
And the morrow of the story is if you've accidently dropped something while crossing a busy highway, unless it's reeeally important, just walk away and let it go
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Sun September 05, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
The year is 2505, you're an intergalactic anthropologist specializing in Earth cultures and you stumble upon this video. What is the title of your report?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Not News: Brazil v Argentina has a long stoppage. Sorta News: Stoppage involves Brazilian Federal Police. Fark: To deport four Argentines for violating COVID quarantine. Ultra Fark: For not disclosing they were from Britain
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(New Japan Pro-Wrestling)
 
 
 
Will The Dragon scorch the earth of EVIL? Can ZJS & Taichi retain their gold in a 3-Way Tag Match? Is Daryl Jr. going to have Eagles for dinner? WRESTLE GRAND SLAM in MetLife Dome: Night 2 starts @ 1:30 AM EDT on NJPWWorld.com, the King of Sports
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Sat September 04, 2021
(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
Need to transport several pounds of meth but don't have any license plates for your car? Sharpie to the rescue
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Dale Hansen, the sports reporter who went viral for defending Michael Sam, retires after 41 years on DFW television
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
The 'Oldest Single Malt Scotch' to be auctioned in October as Ron Swanson begins checking for an appropriately dry-aged and size porterhouse
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Miami opens farmer's market inside airport terminal
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(New Japan Pro-Wrestling)
 
 
 
Will Tanahashi or Ibushi win tonight's Battle of Gods? Can Toru Yano reclaim the KOPW2021 trophy? Do we get to watch the STARDOM match for once? Night 1 of WRESTLE GRAND SLAM in MetLife Dome starts @ 3:30AM EDT on NJPWWorld.com, the King of Sports
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
From the dustbuster and memory foam to sports bras and cellphone cameras, here is a short list of common inventions brought to you from outer space (ooh)
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Fri September 03, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
NY court lets the man responsible for the nation's deadliest transportation disaster in a decade walk with probation and community service
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(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Your anti-vax relatives on Facebook are about to be throwing their support behind the Queen
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(News On 6 Tulsa)
 
 
 
Native American child held down and has hair cut off in school. This report brought to you by 1921....check that, it was yesterday
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Normally even-tempered Jen Psaki was about three seconds away from ripping a reporter's heart out of his chest and screaming "KALI MA" when he asked a stupid question about abortion. Tag is for the reporter
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Activists are bombarding the Texas Abortion Reporting website with spam and Shrek porn
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Thu September 02, 2021
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
No Pulisic, no Steffan. USMNT starts the road to World Cup 2022 vs El Salvador. 10pm est on CBS sports network and paramount+
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Benjamin Eugene Dagley, the Ohio spread-neck and probation violator who assaulted a reporter during live hurricane coverage, has been arrested by the U.S. Marshal Service
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Just as Jan. 6 changed Republican minds on "Backing the Blue", one might imagine an imminent erosion of support for the "Free Market"
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Remington subpoenas report cards of 5 children murdered at Sandy Hook. Claims they were bad students and deserved to die
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(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
 
 
That diner that posted a note last week telling Biden supporters to go elsewhere? No way people are going to put up wi... I'm kidding, this is Florida. She's had so much business she had to close temporarily because she ran out of food
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Insane video of tornado passing through Burlington-Bristol bridge over Delaware River. Authorities sadly report that most of New Jersey was spared
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
New evidence supports the idea that America's first civilization was made up of 'sophisticated' engineers. It for sure won't be the last one
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Who's responsible for those sheens in the Gulf of Mexico and Louisiana port facilities, oil refineries, and bayous? Ida know
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Wed September 01, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Republican senator reportedly safe after attempting to enter Afghanistan with large amount of cash. No word on the safety of the cash
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
"The main lesson I was given as a college football star? Sports trump academics." Also, are you really a star when you played at Purdue?
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(National Post)
 
 
 
Subby is stunned to find himself agreeing with the National Post about the importance of the Pets Plan for solving domestic violence. Now, if only Stephen Harper hadn't defunded literally half the women's shelter beds in Canada during his first year
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Great news from Peninsula of Death: 247 deaths become 46 deaths (by changing how COVID deaths are reported)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man who harassed hurricane reporter soon to find out, warrant issued for arrest
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Tue August 31, 2021
(Straits Times)
 
 
 
Switzerland's Federal Intelligence Service is warning of potential terrorist attacks on banks and private money vaults. Just kidding, the targets are coronavirus vaccine centers and vaccine transport and manufacturing facilities
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Tonight on NXT: Johnny Wrestling brawls with L.A. Knight over who gets to be in Regal's office, Ciampa takes on a Bold & The Beautiful cast member & Roddy attempts to knock Jiro out of his sport coat. Mandy? Tune in starting at 8 PM ET on USA
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(CBC)
 
 
 
You can't drive alone in your car from Canada to the US because you might spread the plague, but you can go to a crowded airport, hop on a flying petri dish with hundreds of strangers breathing recycled air and fly there. Makes total sense
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Taliban reportedly downgrade telecommunications in Afghan resistance regions to normal AT&T service levels
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Worried about food security? Population outstripping supply? Support Plant Parenthood and join us in your Fark Gardening Thread for Tuesday August 31, 2021
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Mon August 30, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Are you waiting to fill your basket with unnecessary plastic objects? This may be why there is a wait
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Are you waiting to fill your basket with unnecessary plastic objects? This may be why there is a wait
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Goldman Sachs reports that up to 750,000 families could be evicted from their homes by the end of the year. They feel really bad about it but, of course, but what's a little human misery when there's money to be made?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Area man gets very upset over a Black news reporter covering Hurricane Ida
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Cracks are widening in the international coalition supporting the ISS. Also in the Russian module
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(Bozeman Daily Chronicle)
 
 
 
Portrait day at the dog park
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(Axios)
 
 
 
The Taliban has figured out it's better to let anyone that doesn't support them just leave
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Sun August 29, 2021
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Dumb twit Joe Rogan is no longer important
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Ida's landfall at Port Fourchon caught on video
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(AP News)
 
 
 
This is going to be a very very bad storm. This is your official Fark day two Hurricane Ida discussion thread. UPDATE: made landfall near Port Fourchon as a Cat 4 storm. Fark: on the 16th anniversary of Katrina's landfall
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(MSN)
 
 
 
With the US in final phase of evacuations from Kabul the Taliban says they've learned all they can from the TSA and are ready to take over the airport
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(Tin Soldier)
 
 
 
This week at Tin Soldier, stickers, a fake ID and an emotional support lawyer. What's a little light fraud between friends? Heck, you clicked last week. You wanna see how it turns out?
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Those aren't "portable morgues" heading to Florida amid "unprecedented deaths," they're "freedom fridges" heading to Florida amid "unprecedented patriotism"
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Trump's DC hotel just gave a lifetime ban to a reporter
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(Ars Technica)