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Sat May 21, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
WHO is working on more monkeypox guidance as cases rise. EXCELLENT QUESTION
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Fri May 20, 2022
(Independent)
 
 
 
Poop parasites posit prehistoric parties
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
The Japanese man who accidentally received an entire town's COVID stimulus funding and disappeared with the money? They found him and he already spent all the money online gambling
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
New York City isn't even the country's top 100 metro areas to live. New Yorkers promise to be ruder in the future to lure in more people
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Thu May 19, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
2020 Census: Potatoe
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Head of CPAC just comes right out and admits that the abortion ban is part of their racist "The Great Replacement" theories
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Wed May 18, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Self-proclaimed genius and prolific breeder Elon Musk declares the environment can accommodate double our current population, which works out to two Elon Musks too many
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(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
Apparently keeping Austin weird didn't work
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Tue May 17, 2022
(This Is Colossal)
 
 
 
Guy takes his kids swimming. But how does he check they're all his?
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Mon May 16, 2022
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"Hobbit-like" humans may not be extinct, a fact that Danny DeVito, aka "the barnacle", is thankful for
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Fri May 13, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
From the "putting things in perspective" files: Everyone that has ever lived in one infographic
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Wed May 11, 2022
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Asians born in the USA have a higher rate of abortions than Asian immigrants, because abortion is not synonymous with youth in Asia
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Asians born in the USA have a higher rate of abortions than Asian immigrants, because abortion is not synonymous with youth in Asia
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Tue May 10, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
If this is a liberation, why does Russia need to send armed goons to suppress the population?
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(Some Data)
 
 
 
Those "non-COVID" excess deaths that were 21 times higher in some counties last year? Mostly just routine freedom overdoses
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(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
14 year old gets pregnant at the zoo
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Tesla stops production in Shanghai due to missing parts. Looks like duct tape and bark are back on the automotive menu, boys
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Sun May 08, 2022
(AP News)
 
 
 
Oh, rats
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Sat May 07, 2022
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
59% of Republicans think immigrants hurt the country, not just illegal immigrants but all immigrants
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(AP News)
 
 
 
The median age for giving birth in the US has increased to 30. But we'll see what happens when the Supreme Court has its way
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Thu May 05, 2022
(CTV News)
 
 
 
"Canada geese causing problems". Thanks Nostradamus
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Tue May 03, 2022
(Wisconsin Examiner)
 
 
 
America's most stupid senator Johnson said COVID vaccines may cause AIDS
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Thu April 28, 2022
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Central African Republic makes Bitcoin official currency. Yes, 96% of the population has no access to it... but then again, they probably didn't have any access to the previous currency either
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Tue April 26, 2022
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Tigray rebels leave Afar region, official says. Exactly how far is not mentioned
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(Literary Hub)
 
 
 
Apparently the Brontes all died young because...ohhh hey, that's enough literary internet for today
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
My bubbly Canadian girlfriend's house is worth twice as much as your U.S. home. Makes total sense when you consider Canada's much larger population, much smaller land and wood availability, and that their wages and weather are twice as good
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Mon April 25, 2022
(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
As long as you don't mind the floods, hurricanes, chemical plant explosions and increasingly fascist state government, Houston remains a great market for homebuyers
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Driver's Ed makes better teen drivers? The implications are staggering. Maybe this could work for other important areas of life such as sexual relations? Or even civics?
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(University of Hawaii)
 
 
 
$318,000 to study people?? Well here in Montana, there are red hats, slack jaws, tobacco spit, and no morals. Where's my money?
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(Kyiv Post)
 
 
 
Oil depot in Bryansk, Russia suffers a coincidence
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Sun April 24, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Michigan Senate candidate says the loud part even louder
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(Pensacola News Journal)
 
 
 
High school in Florida decides to hold its prom in a venue in which the capacity is far less than the population of its upperclassmen. Hopefully, the rest of the students will be able to enjoy this decorated home workshop
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(Some Critter Loving Guy)
 
 
 
Come for the ugly-ass baby monk seals. Stay and scroll down for the cute racing goats at the beer festival
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Fri April 22, 2022
(The Hill)
 
 
 
"We felt like Native issues were being both misunderstood and overlooked at the state level, even by voting rights advocates because our populations can be small"
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Wed April 20, 2022
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Wolves are essential to keeping prey populations healthy. Moose carcass out front shoulda' toldja'
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Tue April 19, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
Ukraine is making it sorta look like the world responds differently to crises that involve primarily white populations than it does to those that involve black or brown populations
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Mon April 18, 2022
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
If you ever wanted to own a 1950s bowling alley, for a cool $130k you can make your dreams come true
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Fri April 15, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
HA, Ha*cough, cough, cough*...no
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The bird flu that's plaguing the country's avian population has now infected our bald eagles. Oh noes, USA USA USA
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Wed April 13, 2022
(Some Baller)
 
 
 
Former NBA player Spencer Haywood admits to giving himself a circumcision as a kid. Subby's hurt so bad he couldn't walk for a whole year
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Tue April 12, 2022
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Houston wants park visitors to stop feeding the ducks but has anyone asked the ducks to stop eating?
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Fri April 08, 2022
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Congratulations, USA: You played yourself
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
People charging their cars at Isle of Wight EV charge points get quite a shock
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Thu April 07, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
"Republican Healthcare" memes become reality
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Astronomers find the most distant object ever detected, which has been urgently trying to reach you about your student loans
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Great news, folks.. Even if the Sun burns out, these new solar panels will still generate electricity
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Tue April 05, 2022
(Fox 35 Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida man proposes killing manatees to stop the death of manatees. Guess they can't die if they're already killed
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Mon April 04, 2022
(KHON2 Honolulu)
 
 
 
Hawaii's gotta choke feral chickens, so chicken choking bill advances, but Ag Department braddah say choking chickens only his job if da chickens stay domestic; counties gotta choke dere own feral chickens
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Bears in the Pyrenees are at their highest numbers in over a century, NTTAWWT
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Sun April 03, 2022
(Kaiser Health News)
 
 
 
Pro-Trump county in PA struggles with "unthinkable" loss of its population to Covid. Since it's a pro-Trump county, it was actually VERY thinkable
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(The Pudding)
 
 
 
How write so graduate of American high school can understand you
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Sat April 02, 2022
(Politico)
 
 
 
By the 2040s, our political future will be determined by North Carolina, Georgia, Florida and Texas
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Fri April 01, 2022
(CTV News)
 
 
 
We've had one booster, yes. What about second booster?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Old man Mitt Romney (a member of the FU I've got mine club) hates younger Americans, suggests cutting retirement benefits for them
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Thu March 31, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Where were you in 1950? You get to find out tomorrow
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Wed March 30, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
China looks at all the global hate Russia is receiving and says Hold My Beer Y'all
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
That's just super. No, seriously
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Tue March 29, 2022
(PC Magazine)
 
 
 
China ghosts Keanu Reeves because of his music tastes
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Sun March 27, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Tips for newcomers attempting to assimilate into a hostile native population
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Wed March 23, 2022
(BBC)
 
 
 
Rubber duck in family planning kits in India causes controversy. Duck trifecta complete...oh wait, we're getting a correction here (not safe for work)
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(Vice)
 
 
 
For no reason whatsoever, Romania is handing out iodine pills to its entire population. Thankfully not garlic pills
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Thu March 17, 2022
(TechSpot)
 
 
 
USA has the second best internet in the World. This survey sponsored by Verizon
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Wed March 16, 2022
(YouGov)
 
 
 
Americans don't know anything about Americans
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Sat March 12, 2022
(BGR)
 
 
 
And so it begins
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Fri March 11, 2022
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
WHO recommends Ukraine destroy all their high-threat pathogens in health labs, your mom
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Thu March 10, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
It's starting to become increasingly clear just how completely racist Trump's 2020 census was
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Tue March 08, 2022
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Ya know, when you have a problem with a overpopulation of wild boars, the first solution you reach for shouldn't be zombies
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Wed March 02, 2022
(Insider)
 
 
 
"I spent $4,000 to be on 'The Bachelor,' and I got sent home the first night." Awkward tag will accept the rose from Dumbass tag
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Sat February 26, 2022
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
"He cannot let any country near him work. Work in a way that may indicate to the Russian people that they too ought to expect their country and their government to work for them"
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Fri February 25, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
It's time for the Pelicans to know what it means to miss New Orleans
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Humpback whales no longer on endangered list; transparent aluminium inventor, nuclear wessel security officers, double dumb-ass taxi drivers despondent
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Thu February 24, 2022
(AP News)
 
 
 
Government discussing what to do about growing population of exotic invasive... hippos?
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Wed February 23, 2022
(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Gretchen Whitmer is such a horrible failure as a governor that Michigan is the leader in economic growth in the country. Thanks Big Gretch
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Tue February 22, 2022
(Detroit Metro Times)
 
 
 
Beavers killed on Detroit's Belle Island, prompting the eternal refrain: Ask not for whom the Belle Island Beavers beave; for the Belle Island Beavers beave for thee
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Sun February 20, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Norway Olympic Chief: "I'm not sure which 'medal tallies' you mean, but we're pleased to report that 100% of our athletes had fun"
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Thu February 17, 2022
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Legionnaires' disease continues to increase as Shriners continue to clown around
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Brazilian mudslides kill 94, dozens missing. Next time go easy on the Kahlua
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Wed February 16, 2022
(Irish Mirror)
 
 
 
Meet Skippy, the oldest dog in Ireland
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Tue February 15, 2022
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Sing a song of sixpence, a pocket full of rye, four-hundred twenty blackbirds crash from the sky
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Total audience for the Super Bowl, including streaming, was 112.3 million people, or nearly the population of Ethiopia
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Survey finds which Florida county is peak Florida
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Sat February 12, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
Growing up, they complained about the "overpopulation bomb" that was going to destroy us. We've defeated it, now they complain about underpopulation destroying us. WILL NOTHING MAKE YOU PEOPLE HAPPY?
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Growing up, they complained about the "overpopulation bomb" that was going to destroy us. We've defeated it, now they complain about underpopulation destroying us. WILL NOTHING MAKE YOU PEOPLE HAPPY?
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Thu February 10, 2022
(8 News Now)
 
 
 
Brothels, nudist ranch properties up for sale near Las Vegas. Ice fishing shacks, nudist blue cheese holding out for higher bids in Ohio
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Lay a map of the states with the highest poverty rates in the US over a map of states with the lowest life expectancies, and you get a perfect match, with Mississippi "winning" in both categories, goddamn
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Wed February 02, 2022
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Vladimir Putin says "life goes on" in Russia, at least for the parts of the population that haven't caught COVID-19 and died
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(NPR)
 
 
 
India (population 1.38 billion) sends one athlete to the 2022 Winter Games
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Mon January 31, 2022
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
We're gonna need a bigger boat
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(Merriam-Webster)
 
 
 
The Merriam-Webster word of the day for January 31 is 'homogeneous' as in: "Some people claim that they're geniuses with no proof, but these word of the day headlines prove homogeneous'
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Officials hope the Olympics will avoid nasty COVID annoyances by using a strict "closed-loop system." I don't know what Kyrie's brain has to do with this
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Laurence Fox, four days ago: "No vaccine needed, I have an immune system." Laurence Fox, yesterday: "Oops, I got Covid. Time to hit the horse paste"
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Sun January 30, 2022
(Some European)
 
 
 
Actually, beyond the tag this needs nothing
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Wed January 26, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Even the dirt is clean
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Tue January 25, 2022
(PBS)
 
 
 
...to help the Monarch and Henchman 21 storm the Venture Compound again
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