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Thu March 04, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Washington Football Team replaces cheerleaders with coed dance squad, says they are "looking for attractive people to perform tricks." Isn't that what got them into trouble?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Russian MMA fighter dubbed "Popeye" says he now regrets injecting petroleum jelly into his arms to make himself look like he does (w/video)
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(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Diocese is recommending Catholics not choose the Johnson & Johnson vaccine. Yes, I always listen to my priest over my doctor for medical advice
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Tue March 02, 2021
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Catholic Archdiocese joins the anti-vax movement, guaranteeing more will go to heaven
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Mon March 01, 2021
(Live Science)
 
 
 
Why does Christianity have over 45,000 denominations worldwide? Because Jesus was well known for multitasking
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Sat February 27, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Archaeologists unearth early Popemobile
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Thu February 18, 2021
(BBC)
 
 
 
Final resting place of Biggus Dickus uncovered
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Fri February 12, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
It's been a hard week. Enjoy some easy listening with the "Police Pepper Spray 9-Year-Old Concerto"
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Thu February 11, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
There is a civil, polite corner of Twitter, but you gotta talk to the nuns first
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Wed February 10, 2021
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
It took over 2000 years but a woman finally gets to vote at the Vatican
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Popeyes coming for the Filet-O'-Fish, starting Thursday
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Mon February 08, 2021
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Eighty year old Popeye cartoons remastered in HQ
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Thu February 04, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
As fish fry season rears its fetid odor upon our streets and church parking lots, let us review the scaly origins of the pope-ularity of eating fish on designated days, and times of the year, in churches, and in . . . schools
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Wed February 03, 2021
(Delish.com)
 
 
 
Popeyes is giving you free chicken tenders if you know your stock market codes
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(Thrillist)
 
 
 
Popeye's.offers free tendies for everyone, demonstrating that $GME, $AMC, $BB, and $NOK still have value as online promo codes
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Tue February 02, 2021
(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
Hollyboob
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(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
Hollyboob
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Mon February 01, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Catholics divided on Biden due to his stance on abortion. Of course the fact that in the 2000 year history of the church, abortion has only been problematic for the last 150 years or so never seems to come up
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(IFL Science)
 
 
 
Move over, Flat-Earthers and believers in Jewish space lasers, here comes the Phantom Time Hypothesis
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(IFL Science)
 
 
 
Move over, Flat-Earthers and believers in Jewish space lasers, here comes the Phantom Time Hypothesis
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Mon January 25, 2021
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Fortunately, we have a spare pope (possible nsfw content on page)
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Fri January 22, 2021
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Chick-Fil-A rolls out a new sandwich to compete with Popeyes. In other news, Boston Market is still in business
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Thu January 14, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Bill Gates takes control of Catholic Church
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Mon January 11, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
Pope says women may read at Mass. Next thing you know he will be cool with them driving, having credit cards and wearing shoes in the kitchen
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Tue January 05, 2021
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Baptisms in the Sistine Chapel have been cancelled. In other news babies had been getting baptized in the Sistine Chapel
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Thu December 31, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
His Holiness won't lead tonight's New Year services because of a flare up of leg pain. Yeah, let's go with that - "leg pain." It's not "creative differences" and a darn sight better than "exhaustion"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
His Holiness won't lead tonight's New Year services because of a flare up of leg pain. Yeah, let's go with that - "leg pain." It's not "creative differences" and a darn sight better than "exhaustion"
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Mon December 28, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The Vatican's legendary foul-mouthed nudist Latin expert has departed. Requiescat in pace, Reggie Foster
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Fri December 25, 2020
(Axios)
 
 
 
Georgia Democrats break fundraising records
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Wed December 23, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Public figures should watch whose Instagram accounts they follow. Isn't that right, Pontiff?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Public figures should watch whose Instagram accounts they follow. Isn't that right, Pontiff?
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
New Pope coming out (possible nsfw content on page)
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Tue December 15, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
The Vatican's 'Darth Vader' nativity scene has created a disturbing lack of faith
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Mon December 14, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Popeye's is adding chocolate beignets to its menus nationwide. Even for a limited time, it's a pre-Festivus miracle
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(CBS Baltimore)
 
 
 
Security guard shot at Popeye's in Baltimore. In other news, Popeye's has security guards
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Thu December 10, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Pope's Midnight Mass to start early according to Vatican, demonstrating what a good high-fiber diet will do for you
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Tue December 08, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
The Pope makes a surprise early morning prayer visit in rainy Rome further dampening rumors he is a Mogwai or Wicked Witch
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Wed December 02, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Project Veritas uncovers evidence that Tucker Carlson is a racist. In other news, the Pope is still Catholic
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Mon November 30, 2020
(The Age (Melbourne))
 
 
 
It's funny how every article about Cardinal George Pell contains a prominent mention of his conviction and later acquittal of child sex crimes. It's almost as if the journalists believe he was really guilty
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Sun November 29, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Pope adds new cardinals to the roster, vows to clinch the NLCS
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Pope adds new cardinals to the roster, vows to clinch the NLCS
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Tue November 24, 2020
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
China slams Pope Francis over book, will no doubt follow up with an ankle lock, a piledriver, or god forbid, a DDT
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Fri November 13, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Police identify man suspected of theft of Pope John Paul II's blood. Suspects in the cases of Pope Pius XII's stolen bile ducts, Pope Clement XIII's appropriated duodenum still unknown
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
🎶 They're so cute, these little kitties, they are the Popes of Slipper City 🎶
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Thu November 12, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Pope Francis calls, is going to be smiling next time he's with the President
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Wed November 11, 2020
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Pope asks followers to pray that AI and robots always serve mankind, find Sarah Connor
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Tue November 10, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
The Vatican has found a fall guy regarding a cardinal with decades of abuse allegations. Of course, the fall guy is dead. Oh, and was a pope
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Mon November 09, 2020
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Naked woman arrested for lewd activity outside Popeyes. Apparently it was finger flickin' good
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