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Fri June 18, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Iranians hit the polls, weighing the difficult choice between Hardliner, Hardliner, Hardliner, and Decoy for President
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Illinois' governor signs law expanding curbside voting and permanent vote by mail to all residents, living OR dead
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Thu June 17, 2021
(PR Newswire)
 
 
 
70% of women are lying to pollsters
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Wed June 16, 2021
(PR Newswire)
 
 
 
In a recent poll, only 57% of Americans were willing to tell the truth to pollsters
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
If the Olympics can't get fans in the seats, better get out your wallets
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Tue June 15, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Apparently Garfield-shaped phones have been polluting the coast of Brittany France for 35 years due to a container being wedged between the rocks
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(StudyFinds)
 
 
 
It's getting more and more common for soon-to-be parents to plan their pregnancy around their baby's ideal zodiac sign, possibly because pollsters are asking dumber questions
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Andrew Yang: 13%
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Andrew Yang: 13%
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Sun June 13, 2021
(Some Bird Brain)
 
 
 
Polly want the means of production?
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Fri June 11, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Study shows old people's loneliness exacerbated by pandemic quarantining. For only $5 they can join a community of squirrel-ball-worshippers and put off their desolation for an entire month
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Wed June 09, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Poland says it will close Europe's most polluting power plant - fifteen years from now. That's the joke
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
New poll finds New Yorkers would still vote for Andrew Cuomo over generic Republican candidate in 2022
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
3 in 10 Republicans believe Donnie will be reinstated, may have left DNA on Their Pillows
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Baby finds balloon with the most heart-breaking message on it and damn this pollen
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Tue June 08, 2021
(Axios)
 
 
 
Support for same-sex marriage hits 70% in the US as the other 30% were still insisting Trump won the election
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Even republicans like paid parental leave
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(The New Republic)
 
 
 
Oh, how I wish I could
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Mon June 07, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
In a polarizing election, Fujimori leads in the race to become Peru's next president. Not a repeat from 1990
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(Axios)
 
 
 
If 70+ academic papers saying masks work didnt convince you, maybe a poll based on self-reported behavior will
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(Swiss News)
 
 
 
Man demonstrates sure-fire method to get ahead in the polls
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Fri June 04, 2021
(WWE)
 
 
 
It's Double Header Friday...again. On Smackdown, Rey & Dom face The Usos while K.O. faces Apollo (Azeez sent for more light). On Dynamite, Dustin face Big Nick in a Bullrope match & the D.M.D era begins. It all starts at 8 PM ET on FOX, 10 PM on TNT
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Thu June 03, 2021
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Are they wrong? Why shouldn't England get out of Scotland? (possible nsfw content on page)
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Wed June 02, 2021
(NHL)
 
 
 
The underdog Jets take on the underdog Habs, who will win the heart of Sweet Polly Purebred? Will any hockey be played between rounds of the Vegas/Colorado boxing match? How many languages can we tell Pierre to shut up in? We start @ 7:30pm ET
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(NPR)
 
 
 
A list of all the "reasons" the Texas GOP wants to restrict voting. And by "reasons," of course, we mean "stuff the Texas GOP thinks sounds better than just coming out and saying we don't want the blacks and browns taking away our power"
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Some states are offering lotteries as an incentive to get vaccinated. Others are offering gift cards or cash prizes. Then there's West Virginia
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(Axios)
 
 
 
GOP strategy for Election 2022? A war over race, or a race war? You decide
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(YouGov)
 
 
 
A recent poll found nine in 10 people have experienced déjà vu before. In other news, a recent poll found nine in 10 people have experienced déjà vu before
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Tue June 01, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Polly wanted to get the fark away from us
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(YouGov)
 
 
 
A recent poll found nine in 10 people have experienced déjà vu before. In other news, a recent poll found nine in 10 people have experienced déjà vu before
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Mon May 31, 2021
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Can we put someone back on the Moon before the last Apollo astronaut dies?
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Sun May 30, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
One in five Republicans think the Capitol terror attack was justified, while most of the rest of them think it was carried out by antifa agents dressed up in Trumper costumes
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Texas Republicans decide that democracy is inconvenient to their plans
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Sat May 29, 2021
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
68% of Americans support joining Antifa. The rest believe it's a mistake or are unsure
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
1 in 5 parents say they regret having children. The other four are too exhausted to answer pollsters' questions
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
As expected, the CDC's mask guidance only encouraged the assholes to keep being assholes
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Fri May 28, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Good news. Rolls Royce can now custom build you a special Rolls if you are not enthralled by the vehicles they offer to the hoi polloi
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Thu May 27, 2021
(YouGov)
 
 
 
Burgers, hot dogs, ribs, potato salad, corn on the cob, and baked beans: all you need for the perfect Memorial Day cookout. Trust us, the science is on our side. We have polling and everything
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Tue May 25, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Biden's strongly/somewhat approval rating is at 62%. His handling of the economy? 62%. His handling of the pandemic? 70%. His administration of government? 61%. Immigration? 55%. Both parties got a 3% boost to their approvals - to 55% for D, 49% R
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(Axios)
 
 
 
New poll shows just how much we trust everyone to tell the truth about their Covid vaccine status and adherence to CDC guidelines
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(StudyFinds)
 
 
 
The average person is an idiot
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Mon May 24, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
Polls of NY Voters about next year's gubernatorial contest show they'd prefer the crime fighter taking down Trump and the NRA to the creepy perv who botched the Covid response, but either one would crush any hypothetical Republican challenger
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Sun May 23, 2021
(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
With gas engines, we have to deal with air pollution and the occasional oil spill. With renewable technology, we'll have to deal with recycling and other types of pollution. Hopefully we have the foresight to get ahead of it all
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Are you a Texas resident of the non-white persuasion? Well, good luck finding a place to vote
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Sat May 22, 2021
(NHL)
 
 
 
Can the Panthers draw even in the Dick State Dustup? Can the Isles tie their series through the power of fishsticks? Will the Leafs wilt or tank the Habs with an overwhelming pollen release? We've got Johnny Sex Cup playoff games starting @ 12:30pm ET
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Pollster Frank Luntz is a scammer
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Fri May 21, 2021
(WWE)
 
 
 
Tonight on Smackdown: Apollo Crews defends his Intercontinental Title vs Big E, K.O. & Sami? Who will emerge as champion? Also, can Roman finally get Jimmy Uso to acknowledge him? Plus, has anyone seen Sasha lately? It all starts at 8 PM ET on FOX
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The average worker wasted five hours this week on tasks that could be automated. Amateurs
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
"I am not removing my mask until this horrendous pollen season is over"
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Thu May 20, 2021
(YouGov)
 
 
 
54% of Americans will believe anything. 5 stars, would believe again
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(NPR)
 
 
 
42% of Americans can't name a single prominent Asian American. Pollster gave up after the hundredth time he heard Mickey Rooney, David Carradine, Sean Connery, Walter Oland and Ken Jeong
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Wed May 19, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
In other words, get ready for a fall election, Canada
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
In other words, get ready for a fall election, Canada
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Mon May 17, 2021
(France 24)
 
 
 
It's almost as if the entire population of a nation very much behind in getting vaccinated believes holding an international competition in the middle of a pandemic is a bad idea
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Fri May 14, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Anyone taking bets on what race this guy is? Anyone?
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Thu May 13, 2021
(Axios)
 
 
 
Fooling people into thinking you care is good for the bottom line
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(Axios)
 
 
 
The US is divided and spending money on perceived partisan brands
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Exhibit A in support of why Florida had its own Fark tag: Latest Florida poll shows Gov. Ron DeSantis has positive favorability ratings and widely leads all potential challengers for reelection
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Exhibit A in support of why Florida had its own Fark tag: Latest Florida poll shows Gov. Ron DeSantis has positive favorability ratings and widely leads all potential challengers for reelection
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Sun May 09, 2021
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Scientists: Starlink and other "constellation launch" satellites are disrupting scientific work with light pollution. Uneducated: Your world frightens and confuses me
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Wed May 05, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Is the era of sensible government back?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
For some reason the world sees the United States as a bigger threat to democracy than Russia or China. Just because we have a history of fomenting revolt in countries and installing more US agreeable dictators. Not to mention the orange menace
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Mon May 03, 2021
(Independent)
 
 
 
If you want the public to forgive you for promoting the Big Lie and stoking insurrection, shouldn't you at least apologize first?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Sen. John Barasso the asso: It's OK when Trump spends America's money but not when Biden does it
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Sun May 02, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
How many people want Medicare For All? Nice
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Sat May 01, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Partisan poll watchers given new powers in red states
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Fri April 30, 2021
(WWE)
 
 
 
Tonight on Smackdown: Roman defends the Universal title vs Daniel Bryan in a "Win or Bryan leaves Smackdown" match. Apollo has a title rematch vs Big E & Bayley continues not to say things she said about Bianca. It all starts at 8 PM ET on FOX
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Thu April 29, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump's lawyer, whose office was raided by the FBI, reacts to FBI raid on Trump's lawyer's office
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Hidden Texas-sized super polluters are being found out as their Texas-sized bootstrappy energy policy shenanigans become revealed. Texas
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Wed April 28, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
It's only taken 5-6 years, but it looks like the honeymoon is finally over
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Tue April 27, 2021
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Charlie Kirk doesn't think that Republicans should get behind Caitlyn Jenner, because "biological standards matter"
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Mon April 26, 2021
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
California will resume setting its own pollution standards as Pres. Biden continues to unring Bell-End-45's policies
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Fri April 23, 2021
(WWE)
 
 
 
Tonight on Smackdown: Roman finds being the "Head of the Table" a bit lonely as who will challenge him now? Apollo defends his I.C. title, with a bit of help from Commander Azeez (LIGHT). Plus, what's next for Bianca? It all starts at 8 PM ET on FOX
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Thu April 22, 2021
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
It's time to kill Earth Day. Polled: Marvin the Martian, Megatron, Doomsday, Zod, Exxonmobil, and remaining Koch agree
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Wed April 21, 2021
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Salmond flounders against Sturgeon, vows to give Scotland a new currency and ditch the pound (possible nsfw content on page)
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Tue April 20, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
John Bolton trying to prove that Trump doesn't own the GOP and maintain his own unblemished record for always being wrong
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(Politico)
 
 
 
John Bolton trying to prove that Trump doesn't own the GOP and maintain his own unblemished record for always being wrong
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Mon April 19, 2021
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The GOP is frustrated that nobody is paying any attention to its attempts to define Joe Biden as a doddering, ineffectual, senile loser of a president. It's almost like nobody wants to take them seriously anymore
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Warmer climate, more pollen, worse allergies: sucks to be all of us
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(StudyFinds)
 
 
 
32% of people say that doing laundry is sometimes the highlight of their week. We really need this pandemic to end soon before we all become like those spaceship passengers in WALL-E
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Sun April 18, 2021
(NBC News)
 
 
 
A majority of Americans want to end lifetime appointments for justices of the US Supreme Court
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Matthew McConaughey hasn't announced he's running for governor, but 45 percent of Texans think it'd be a lot cooler if he did
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Matthew McConaughey hasn't announced he's running for governor, but 45 percent of Texans think it'd be a lot cooler if he did
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Sat April 17, 2021
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Two week outage of vehicle inspection software has Massachusetts officials very concerned about (a) safety, (b) pollution, or (c) revenue
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Fri April 16, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
A new poll shows that only 29% of Democrats support bills prohibiting transgender athletes from joining sports teams that match their gender identity. Oh, wait, my bad, I misread that: that should say "only 29% of Republicans"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The WFT polls fans with potential new names: "Wild Hogs", "Riders", "Redwolves", "Aviators", "Wayfarers", "Armada", "Awesomes", "Griffins", "Rising", "Rubies", "Swifts", "Jackoffs", "Presidents", and others. Only two of these are jokes
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Thu April 15, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
The warrant for Konstantin Kilimnik's arrest also puts to bed that the Russians weren't working with the Trump campaign because Manafort was giving Konstantin all the polling data. The FBI just confirmed it
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Beijing's skies turned as yellow as your uncle's undershirt pit stains and polluted as his farts as Obama's global weatherfication machine continues to sing
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(Portland Press Herald)
 
 
 
For you, New Hampshire and Maine, a little bit more winter. Which means two mud seasons for the price of one, and from there we segue directly into pollen, black-fly seasons - and then, the Coming of the Masshats
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Wed April 14, 2021
(Morning Consult)
 
 
 
We must bridge the Voter Enthusiasm Gap gentleman. Gentlemen, please. You can't do that in here. This isn't Matt Gaetz' bedroom
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(Morning Consult)
 
 
 
We must bridge the Voter Enthusiasm Gap gentleman. Gentlemen, please. You can't do that in here. This isn't Matt Gaetz' bedroom
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(Burlington Free Press)
 
 
 
Smuggler's Notch reopens, Vermonters still have zero faith in truck drivers. Can we get a Fark poll going here for when the first truck gets stuck this year?
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Netflix has decided to make peace with its biggest self-proclaimed rival
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Tue April 13, 2021
(YouGov)
 
 
 
According to a new poll, almost one in five Americans are currently working their "dream job". Well, technically nightmares are dreams
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Mon April 12, 2021
(Salon)
 
 
 
Jim Crow Republicans have mated white supremacy and neofascism, including a leaked video that details plans for an army of poll watchers who will have the "courage" to go into Black and Brown neighborhoods
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Poll shows that a majority of CEOs believe corporate tax hikes will harm businesses, slow growth, break up The Beatles, melt the Arctic ice shelf and tank the value of unicorn farts
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Sun April 11, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
We're shocked, SHOCKED that red states are vaccinating at slower rates than blue states. Actually, not shocked
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Thu April 08, 2021
(StudyFinds)
 
 
 
Apparently, putting a Pop-Tart in the toaster is too challenging for most people
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Just 25% of the public currently call themselves Republicans -- close to the lowest that Gallup has ever measured since it started doing telephone-based polling
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Russia's Sexiest Man of the Year Award goes to ... Vladimir Putin. Congrats, Vlad on your 16th win in a row, this year coming in with 103% of the vote (possible nsfw content on page)
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Wed April 07, 2021
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Biden's proposed corporate tax hike to fund infrastructure is so wildly unpopular that two-thirds of voters support it
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
How low can you go? Mitch McConnell approval ratings edition
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Tue April 06, 2021
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Gwinnett County Solicitor Brian Whiteside: "You want to make it illegal to give water to people standing in line to vote? Then come charge them yourself, biatch." *mic drop*
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
This is what happens when civics education is cut
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Mon April 05, 2021
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Home Depot: "Maybe no one will notice our thunderous silence"
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Sun April 04, 2021
(Tampa Bay Times)
 
 
 
Reservoir with 480 million gallons of polluted wastewater breached, officials working desperately to prevent rapid, catastrophic collapse. Meet the people downstream of that who are like, meh
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Sat April 03, 2021
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
It seems all of Putin's shirtless he-man pics have paid off for him, as he's been declared Russia's sexiest man
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Sturgeon flounders again (possible nsfw content on page)
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Fri April 02, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Factcheck: Both sides are lying
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Thu April 01, 2021
(StudyFinds)
 
 
 
We all know about "comfort food", but what food *really* makes us happy? Here comes the delicious taco-based science
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Wed March 31, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
"NHL Power Rankings: 1-31 poll, plus the biggest concern for every team" - two weeks to trade deadline edition
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Less than half of Americans say they would feel comfortable attending a live sporting event. Mets expect no change in attendance
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Tue March 30, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
Gallup has been polling Americans about their religious affiliation for more than 80 years. For the first time, a majority of those polled report that they do not belong to a church, synagogue, or mosque
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
We're not targeting black people because we're racist, we're targeting black people because they vote Democrat
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(Axios)
 
 
 
New poll shows 39% of Americans are idiots and believe their chiropractors and racist uncles about vaccines
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(CNN)
 
 
 
How much time you got?
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Mon March 29, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Well that's oddly specific
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Georgia: It's now against the law to give food or water to someone waiting in line to vote. Florida: Hey, can we do that too?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
New poll shows most Americans think Trump was God awful except for his cult who still thinks he's President
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
What the fark, Delta? You used to be cool
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Biden still very popular according to new poll. Rates very high in the "not being a piece of human garbage" category
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Voter suppression laws passed in states could backfire on Republicans, you say? Challenge accepted
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Know why? Because they think their right to force you to listen to their insanity outweighs your right to ignore them
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(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
There is no longer any place on Earth for scientists to study the stars without being affected by light pollution from space junk and satellites
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Sun March 28, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Climate change? Quite possibly passe. We may be on the brink of polluting ourselves into extinction via infertility caused by dangerous chemicals
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Sat March 27, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Competent Evil 2022
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Republicans claim they are more discriminated against than Blacks, Jews, Muslims, Asians, Hispanics, women, children, the LGBTQ community, people who don't use turn signals, furries, cosplayers, and renaissance fair fanatics
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Fri March 26, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Georgia GOP: Hooray, we made it harder for people to vote and easier for us to overturn an election. Democrats: Cool, here's a lawsuit
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Wed March 24, 2021
(South Florida News-Press)
 
 
 
As if boat strikes, red tides, water pollution and seagrass loss weren't enough, glyphosate poisoning now endangers sea cows. If only there were words to describe this huge calamity
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(Fark)
 
 
 
"Someone must have slandered Josef K., for one morning, without having done anything truly wrong, he was arrested. "-Franz Kafka, The Trial. This is your Fark Writer's Thread, trying edition
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Encouraging news from poll says 62% of college students who received their stimulus checks are 'saving/investing' the money, just 7% are spending the money on 'recreational goods' to dummy up
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Tue March 23, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Stop me if you've heard this one before: Exit polls indicate no clear winner in Israeli election, leaving Netanyahu's future uncertain amid political deadlock
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
A majority of Republicans now find any combination of ice cream to be acceptable
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(Times of Israel)
 
 
 
Israelis go to the polls for the fourth time in two years to choose between Bibi, not-Bibi, not-Bibi or not-Bibi... again. Fark it, I'm getting an early start on on my four cups of Passover wine
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Mon March 22, 2021
(Vox)
 
 
 
One third of Republicans polled thought the GOP backed Biden's American Rescue Plan. Everyone's a winner in their own minds
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Sun March 21, 2021
(WWE)
 
 
 
Will Daniel Bryan replace Roman at the head of an upcycled table? Can Big E hold off a badly accented Apollo Crews? How does Randy exorcise Alexa Bliss from his life? Does Ali solve Riddle? WWE Fastlane starts at 7 PM ET on the WWE Network & Peacock
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Sat March 20, 2021
(Pew Research)
 
 
 
Pew research poll: 69% view prosecution of Capitol rioters as "very important", don't want lesser charges for their insurrection
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(France 24)
 
 
 
Apparently QAnon thinks that the White House is a Hollywood movie set. Producers of the Apollo moon "landing" unavailable for comment
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Fri March 19, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Glynn Lunney, Gemini and Apollo flight director has died at age 84. During Apollo 13, he played a critical role in getting the crew safely to the LEM
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Tomorrow is the first day of Spring. Can the seasonal change really make you happier and healthier? Here comes pollen-laden science
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Thu March 18, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Parkour against pollution
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Wed March 17, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Land's End is looking like good booty
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Were you born with your testicles in the wrong place? Blame the pollution
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Tue March 16, 2021
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
When it comes to all their tough talk about secession, Texas Republicans have basically proven that they're all hat and no cattle. So they've declared a war on democracy, instead
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Sat March 13, 2021
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
One simple trick to make the Republican Party a permanent small party
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(YouGov)
 
 
 
Another reason America will have a new Covid surge, poll says the number of people who think the worst of the pandemic is over now at an all-time high
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
In what may be the fastest state election win outside of a dictatorship, Western Australian result called 40 minutes after polls closed
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(Independent)
 
 
 
"Helen Lovejoy screaming 'Won't somebody please think of the children' is being channeled nightly by Tucker Carlson, the frowning referee of cultural grievance forever on high alert for anything that might pollute the American hatchery"
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Fri March 12, 2021
(Harpers Bazaar)
 
 
 
Sylvester Apollo Bear is all about feeding
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Thu March 11, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
We're not saying we've been a bit lonelier over the past year, but we can say we've all loved ourselves a lot more, if you know what I mean and I think you do
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Israel claims it gave 600 children the Covid-19 vaccine with no ill side effects
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Wed March 10, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Efficiently Pollute America changes its name back to Environmental Protection Agency
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(CNN)
 
 
 
That Covid relief bill of Biden's that passed with no Republican support whatsoever? A vast majority of Americans are in favor of it, with support for some provisions reaching 85%. So who, exactly, ARE the Republicans "representing" now?
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Tue March 09, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Now that it is clear that the "A" train does not go to the Bronx, Andrew Yang tops Democratic candidates for NYC mayor
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
In 2020, AZ mail voting was open, easy, and found by courts to be free of problems. Seeing how that turned out for them, the state GOP naturally voted for new ID paperwork requirements to complicate the process
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(YouGov)
 
 
 
It's March, and apparently everyone's fairly indifferent about it
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(StudyFinds)
 
 
 
Not sure how sexbots didn't top the list, but sexbots really should have topped the list
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Mon March 08, 2021
(StudyFinds)
 
 
 
We're not saying that everyone has gotten used to working from home, but a third of home workers say they would quit on the spot if told to GBTW in the office
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Fri March 05, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
A new poll of morons shows a tie between Pence and DeSantis
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The EU to begin suing the UK for violating pollution rules
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Thu March 04, 2021
(The Register)
 
 
 
Malware McMalface
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Wed March 03, 2021
(The Street)
 
 
 
Michaels shareholders sing praises unto the crafty god Apollo, who hath bestowed upon them the blessings of Mammon
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(Esquire)
 
 
 
Posted for your enjoyment, a line-by-line transcript of the epic verbal beatdown administered by Justice Elena Kagan to a Republican lawyer trying to strip minorities of their voting rights
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Tue March 02, 2021
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
A gleeful Josh Bernstein says the quiet part aloud
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Mon March 01, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Biden hits 61% approval rating in a new poll. A reminder: Trump never got higher than 47% in a non -Rasmussen Poll and that 47% came on January 27, 2017-the week he was inaugurated
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Sun February 28, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Haiku: Ha ha ha ha ha Loser polls at 55 Ha ha ha ha ha
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
When only a third of your followers want life-saving medicine, you may have more of a problem for your future than you originally thought. Yes, we're looking at you, GOP
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Sat February 27, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Today in how the hell is this not already the law: Informing voters when their polling place has been changed
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Mark Meadows claims Trump is already planning his next administration and will declare himself the presumptive nominee at CPAC
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Fri February 26, 2021
(Nintendo Life)
 
 
 
The Pokémon Company surveyed Japanese about their favorite Pokémon, and the winner was some electric rodent creature that is NOT Pikachu
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Apollo accused of stealing trade secrets. Starbuck unavailable for comment. Boomer OK
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Thu February 25, 2021
(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Move over King James. Big Jim is moving in
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Wed February 24, 2021
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
It turns out that having good policies that actually help people is popular politically
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
After Texas freeze fiasco, Cancun Boy's approval rating takes a 20 percent hit -- among Republicans
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Kristi Noem about to take the lead in the Debase Yourself For Trump pageant
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Tue February 23, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Who wins the Republican Presidential primary in Florida in 2024? DeSantis, Rubio, or Scott?
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Mon February 22, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Ex-RNC chair warns Trump supporters not to let the door bump them in the ass on the way out
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(Complex)
 
 
 
Poll shows nearly half of Republicans in favor of coming out of the closet to show their pride and become openly fascist white supremacists
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Viewers leave Fox News for younger and more exciting right-wing news sources that are not afraid to do all the extreme stuff
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Sat February 20, 2021
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Black Georgia churches hold "Souls to the Polls" events to encourage their members to vote early on Sunday mornings. Georgia Legislature: No, we can't be having any of that
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