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Mon September 21, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Biden: We need to get rid of for-profit private prisons and increase the use of halfway houses to help recently released inmates readjust to society. Trump: OMG SLEEPY JOE WANTS TO ABOLISH PRISONS AND LET CRIMINALS GO FREE
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Sun September 20, 2020
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
"People in Illinois are not used to dealing with this," Mooney said. "We're not used to having to think fairly deeply about significant policy issues. We just don't do it here"
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Sat September 19, 2020
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Good deed punished. But he got hired right away by an employer who values integrity over policy
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Fri September 18, 2020
(Taiwan News)
 
 
 
US congressman introduces bill to scrap "one China" policy, normalize ties with Taiwan. "America doesn't need a permission slip from the Chinese Communist Party to talk to Taiwan"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Six weeks to go until election day. Anyone else feel like getting knocked out cold with a shovel and spending that time in a medically-induced coma?
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Thu September 17, 2020
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Pro tip: If you're using a gun as a prop on the set of a rap video, make sure it's not actually loaded
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Wed September 16, 2020
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Wharton schools Trump over his lack of economic plans for his second term, and endorses Biden's, which will actually pay for themselves through tax increases and sound fiscal policy
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"How much worse than other rich countries has the U.S. done in fighting COVID-19 and protecting its economy? Much, much worse. Incredibly worse"
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Tue September 15, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
The Fed meets to rework the rules and justify its new (nearly) free money policy
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Mon September 14, 2020
(Axios)
 
 
 
Woodward says it wasn't Trump's idea to restrict travel to China. It was health experts who convinced him with sock puppets and children's songs
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
After a penalty against the Panthers on punt yesterday, the pumped-in crowd noise really let the officials have it
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Sun September 13, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Deutsche Bank will no longer finance oil sands and arctic oil projects. Oligarchs, faux billionaires, and worldwide corruption still OK
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Having totally farked things domestically, Trump looks to foreign policy
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Fri September 11, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Australian leader threatens to fire ministers over koalas. Finally, someone is taking the drop bear threat seriously
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Foucault's Pendulum for QAnon
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Thu September 10, 2020
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Marshals to enforce social distancing. Good thing they didn't go with Mesa/Boogie, because there'd be no stopping a mosh pit from forming (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
NASA wants some more lunar regolith and is willing to pay 10% down, 10% on launch of your probe, and 80% on delivery
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Teens have decided vaping is no longer cool
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Wow my penis really grew overnight, this is awesome. Wait, my penis has teeth
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Mon September 07, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Having failed in their character assassination attempts against Joe Biden, the Trump campaign is pivoting to putting out detailed and thoughtful policy proposals to win over voters on the issues. Just kidding, they're trying the same thing on Harris
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Sun September 06, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
Facebook continues closing the barn door well after all the racist idiots with guns have fled the building
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Fri September 04, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Former employees want boss removed. News at eleven
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(Courier-Journal)
 
 
 
Rep. Thomas Massie praises murderer for committing only two murders
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(MacRumors)
 
 
 
Apple: "Unlike Dell, our Chinese workers are allowed to live in a shared dorm room. Also unlike Dell, our workers are not executed for disagreeing with the boss. Also, unlike Dell, we only remove 100% of requests from the appstore that China makes"
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Thu September 03, 2020
(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Shots exchanged over mask policy at Family Dollar
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Apple invests in world's largest onshore wind turbines, will soon make the breeze proprietary
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(CBS Sacramento)
 
 
 
After losing their home in the wildfire, Vacaville couple learn that their insurance company had dropped them just one month prior. How convienient
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Wed September 02, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
In new proposal, government would be allowed to request biometrics from immigrants with green cards or work permits at any point until they become a U.S. citizen. Because when they become citizens, collecting biometric data is crazy talk
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Independent review slams Sheriff's Office handling of Tommy Le killing, showing unquestionably that he was unarmed, was shot in the back, and had nothing to do with Pamela Anderson anyway
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(NPR)
 
 
 
FEMA changes its name to FOAD, declares it will no longer provide PPE for schools, court houses, and other related entities
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Tue September 01, 2020
(The Verge)
 
 
 
The man who collects videos of policy brutality. TLDR; his collection is over 900 videos and counting
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Jizzmaster Zero could be facing Two Five Zero
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Mon August 31, 2020
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
CVS is trying to kill you
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Not to worry anyone, but you know that office in DoJ that helps ensure that their counter-terrorism and counter-intelligence activities are all done legally? Barr just fired the head of the department
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump's coronavirus expert -- who is a radiologist working at a conservative policy think tank and not an expert in epidemiology -- is pushing for "herd immunity"
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Fri August 28, 2020
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Trump has pulled a handbrake turn on Republican foreign policy. That's Putin it nicely
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Do you feel inspired by the RNC speakers? You too can build your own "RNC hardship narrative". Template to the left, show your work to the right
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
I've had it with these monkey-fighting snakes in this Monday-to-Friday cistern
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Thu August 27, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The RNC is proving that the primary Republican strategy for the 2020 presidential election is to cross their fingers and hope their voters actually are as ignorant, uninformed, and gullible as they were in 2016
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(CNN)
 
 
 
In case you were wondering if Facebook is still allowing and monetizing racist militia groups looking for an excuse to act out their Turner Diaries fantasies, they are
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Tue August 25, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Brazilian rotten-meat company responsible for COVID shutdowns of its US meat processing facilities will now officially be advising the FDA on health policy
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Tuesday. Time for tacos, tostadas, taquitos and the MSNBC Discussion thread, starting at 7 PM Eastern
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"GOP wants more vision, policy from Trump at convention". En Vogue? Would you please handle this one?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
In case you missed Night 1 of the Republican National Convention, this single image sums up the contemplative policy discussion and solemnity of the event
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Mon August 24, 2020
(Deadline)
 
 
 
John Oliver on Joe Biden's DNC acceptance speech: "Now normally I'd point out that compassion and decency are not concrete policy agendas but considering open authoritarianism is also on the ballot, sure, wtf...adequate vs evil - let's go"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
This just in from the Ric Romero Institute: Emails show that business groups pressured governors to reopen much sooner
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Sat August 22, 2020
(KQED San Francisco)
 
 
 
Bay Area Bishop busted for profit izing
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Fri August 21, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
NPR on QAnon: You know, I could imagine a secret cabal in the government that might want to raise our taxes or indoctrinate us or take our guns away, some policy goal. But this notion that they're sexually abusing children, where did this come from?
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Thu August 20, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
AOC: So clearly this means the whole "blacklist" policy has ended, right?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
WaPo fact checker admits he's distressed that Democrats aren't giving him enough slightly misworded statements that he can twist into 4-Pinnochio whoppers to service his BSAB narrative
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Postmaster General DeJoy's USPS policy rollbacks don't appear to change much
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Wed August 19, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
Students who die while attending BU to receive their degree posthumously. That's nice
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Pakistan's PM Khan plays down differences with ally Saudi Arabia in interview, although observers suspect it's simply another ploy to get his hands on the Genesis device
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
USPS quietly says the loud part
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Tue August 18, 2020
(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Conservative religion thinks that its leaders do not have to respond to subpoenas that may make the church look bad. Wonder where they got that idea from?
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Mon August 17, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
This DNC might have been the scene of some messy policy fights that exposed the deep rifts between the Progressive and centrists wings of the Dmocratic Party..but then Trump started farkng with the right to vote itself, and everyone closed ranks
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(Change.org)
 
 
 
Want to see Ian McCollum of Forgotten Weapons have a cameo role in the next John Wick film? Well, here's your chance to sign the petition on Change.org
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Sat August 15, 2020
(France 24)
 
 
 
Restaurant apologizes after customers weighed in on one of their policies
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Fri August 14, 2020
(Morning Consult)
 
 
 
Poll: Majority of voters see Harris as more moderate than Trump or Pence after hearing about her background and policy positions. There just might be hope for America afterall
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
We made it to Friday. Time for the next installment of the MSNBC Discussion thread, starting at 7 PM Eastern
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump DHS official says SCOTUS' DACA ruling has "no basis in law" Federal Judge is NOT amused "I'm just wondering how a decision by the Supreme Court could be deemed by a federal agency to have no basis in law"
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Thu August 13, 2020
(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Team of psychologists discovers that the Japanese wear facemasks not to protect themselves and others from disease, but to conform to social norms. "Building pressure to conform is an effective way for policymakers to prompt people to act favorably"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump team high fives, celebrates after 5 failed attempts to legally create Trump's "$400 for the unemployed" program. "Par for the course with this administration, which has lost 90 percent of all legal challenges to its regulatory policies"
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Sorry, I'm late. It's Thursday. Please remember to ignore the trial balloons if they lift off, as they're filled with farts. Welcome to the MSNBC Discussion thread, show starts at 7 PM Eastern
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Tue August 11, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
When Trump wins his second term, expect him to build on his impressive resume of foreign-policy successes. This is what Republicans actually believe
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
'In the six days that Cherokee County schools have been in session, the north Georgia district has had to direct 826 students to quarantine due to possible exposure to COVID-19, along with 42 teachers.' Any guess on their mask policy?
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Mon August 10, 2020
(And those shoes)
 
 
 
Men have every right to carry a purse and not be discriminated against for doing so. But could you at least accessorize so it clashes with your outfit a bit less? Sheesh
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The travel industry begs the UK to relax their quarantine policy so they can make money
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Dollar tree to feature more masks, less red hats
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Dollar tree to feature more masks, less red hats
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Sun August 09, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
World leaders have realized that they can just ignore Trump's Twitter account
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
"Payroll tax cuts are the hydroxychloroquine of economic policy. They won't do anything to solve the employment crisis, but will have dangerous side effects"
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
He's right you know: Minneapolis Federal Reserve President Neel Kashkari advocates a six-week economic lockdown to defeat the coronavirus
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Calvin Johnson Rule. New hotness: Matthew Stafford Rule
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Thu August 06, 2020
(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
Facebook employees ask Zuckerberg to publicly address what he will do once Trump starts to use the platform to dispute 2020 election results
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Having learned Fed-speak, China's central bank says it will make policy more flexible and targeted, tough and compassionate, day but night
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Convicted felon Elliott Abrams, found guilty of his role in the Iran-Contra affair, is now in charge of the Trump administration's Iran policy. The Best People
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Wed August 05, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Facebook fact checkers say that some Trump ads are false, but under company policy, the ads aren't removed and users aren't alerted
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Sometime after 5pm: Bark bark bark bark bark Yap yap yap Whine. Whine. SNARL Whine. *smokebomb*
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Tue August 04, 2020
(Bring Me the News)
 
 
 
US Senator Tina Smith (D-Munchies) has submitted a bill to legalize recreational marijuana nationally. Supporters of the issue say they haven't been following politics since PlutoTV started 24 hour classic Doctor Who
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Mon August 03, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Uh-oh. Former aide to Kamala Harris when she was California Attorney general signed an NDA in exchange for a $35,000 pay out. What a twist: Harris has released her from her NDA and said she's free to talk to the press if she wants to
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(Texas Tribune)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: Texas lifts tampon ban at bar exam after complaints over discriminatory policy
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump video trolls are so clever, they basically made the same fake Pelosi is drunk video one more time. This is why conservative comedy and drama doesn't exist
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Sat August 01, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"If you don't put that mask on RIGHT NOW so help me, I'm going to turn this plane right around.: No Ok, HERE WE GO"
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Fri July 31, 2020
(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
After denying claims, insurance companies are finding pissed-off chefs on their menus
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Thu July 30, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
GOP support for Trump's Tata is sagging, and nobody wants to touch it
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(IGN)
 
 
 
Do scientists ever, ever watch movies? Ever?
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Like that lonely guy at last call, China's monetary policy will be more flexible yet targeted
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Wed July 29, 2020
(The Conversation)
 
 
 
The privacy paradox: we say we care about our data, so why don't we - OOOH LOOK - NEW TIKTOK FACEPAGE GOOGLE VIDEO GAME APP
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Tue July 28, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Once again the Fox news booking department is serving double duty as the White House personel office, as Trump taps yet another frequent Fox News guest for a government post. This time retired Army col. Douglas Macgregor to be ambassador to Germany
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Mon July 27, 2020
(AlterNet)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz says wait staff don't deserve $600 unemployment checks
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Sat July 25, 2020
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Ted Yoho goes loco, doubles down on his AOC bashing. Hey, YOLO, Yoho
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Ted Yoho goes loco, doubles down on his AOC bashing. Hey, YOLO, Yoho
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Fri July 24, 2020
(The Register)
 
 
 
Amazon says it's so good at policing third-party software for Alexa these guys could only get over 200+ rule-breaking apps past it
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Amazon says it's so good at policing third-party software for Alexa these guys could only get over 200+ rule-breaking apps past it
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(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
Facebook employees finally start to reckon with the monster they helped create
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
"So this is how maskless covidiots get kicked off planes . . . with thunderous applause"
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Thu July 23, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Gohmert introduces resolution to ban Democrats. Not democratic policy, or any democrat in particular. Just all Democrats
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
FOIA requests for names of unnamed DHS Police are being denied because such requests must include the names of unnamed DHS Police sought by the FOIA requests
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Wed July 22, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
$100? Maybe I'll go to the movies... by myself
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Apparently there's a rift between the White House and Senate Republicans, who can't agree on a unified coronavirus budget plan, that's "lacking agreement on policy goals, budget parameters, or even deadlines." Pretty much EVERYTHING
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Tue July 21, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Trump plans to sign some executive orders to make it look like he's working
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Sun July 19, 2020
(MassLive)
 
 
 
Oh, we're sorry man, we didn't know that our bar banning baggy blue jeans, long white tee shirts, do rags and baseball caps worn backward was racist?
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Sat July 18, 2020
(Some Immigrant)
 
 
 
Trump administration loses in court. Again. How many times is this now?
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Fri July 17, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Now that we missed the chance to safely reopen schools, here's the more expensive option
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The Pentagon bans the Confederate flag in such a way as to avoid angering Agolf Twitler
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1945, President Truman recorded his impressions of Stalin, who refused to admit he talked like that
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(WBTW Myrtle Beach)
 
 
 
We've secretly replaced the dead body on the side of the tracks with a sex doll. Let's see if the cops notice
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(MSN)
 
 
 
So it turns out Georgia's gubberner was fudging the numbers, backdating new cases to the time of first symptoms or test, which shaves the last 2 weeks off the totals. "The massaged trend chart appeared to dictate policy." HARRRRUMPH
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Help, I've got a Ferrari in me bush
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Thu July 16, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Military leaders: "We want you to ban the Confederate flag at Defense Department facilities." Defense Secretary Esper: "I KNEW you were gonna say that"
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(CBS Minnesota)
 
 
 
About farking time Target
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
The sale of Valerie Harper's Emmy Awards from Mary Tyler Moore is being held up by the TV Academy
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Wed July 15, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Even Better Buy
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(North Jersey)
 
 
 
Hi yes, we'd like to order the 50-pound, 60-layer lasagna bolognese thanks
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
'Bad gas at the Stillwater Kum & Go' is the name of my western romance novel
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The US needs some foreign policy. Anything, really
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Tue July 14, 2020
(LA Times)
 
 
 
White House forced to admit that it totally furbared, rescinds new rules on foreign students studying online
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Airline workers are looking at a grim future. Unless they work for Delta
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(The American Independent)
 
 
 
Trump's dreams of ______ is falling apart
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(WSAZ West Virginia)
 
 
 
Pennies, nickels, quarters, dimes, not from Kroger, not this time
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(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Disney presents their new Russian Roulette ride, offering mask-free Covid-19 zones for guests to relax and ... cough cough ... excuse me, I don't feel so hot
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Mon July 13, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
"Professor of Law" insists SCOTUS opinion in Bostock v. Clayton County actually legalized sex discrimination instead of banning it
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Cop points his gun at cuffed black man for refusing to give his name. Officers on the scene stand by and watch. Wait, they intervened, reported the bad cop and he has now been fired, arrested and charged? What is this world coming to?
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Fri July 10, 2020
(KJZZ Tempe)
 
 
 
Just like Cold Stone ice cream in the middle of July, Arizona Governor Doug Ducey's approval is melting away
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Google bans ads for their competition
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Google bans ads for their competition
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(Tech Dirt)
 
 
 
House passes broadband bill that is pro-consumer and actually makes sense. So it has zero chance of becoming law
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Thu July 09, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
There is a restaurant in Subby's city that mixes cilantro with onions, such that if you wanted onions in a dish, you're gonna get cilantro. It is company policy to mix the onions with the vile weed. Why would someone do this? Fark needs a "Barf" tag
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Failure to mute may expose ESPN announcer to the natural consequences of his behavior
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Wed July 08, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Church raided for selling bleach as coronavirus cure. Hey, if you can't trust a church whose founder is a billion-year-old god from Andromeda, who can you trust?
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(North Jersey)
 
 
 
Woman survives a one mile trip through the Passaic drainage system after flash flooding. Ick
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Tue July 07, 2020
(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
Kentucky Man tells Florida Man to hold his beer
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Former New Hampshire governor John Sununu attempts to frighten voters, says that if Biden wins, the once great capitalist nation will be transformed under 'socialists' like Warren, AOC
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Sun July 05, 2020
(Nikkei Asia Review)
 
 
 
An anagram of 'US-Mexico-Canada free trade agreement' is 'Maniac Coaxed Us, Regret Defeat Near Me'. Japan realizes that it's cheaper to triple Mexican wages than build new US plants
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Kansas Republican county official, who also happens to be an editorial cartoonist, crafts sensitive and timely cartoon comparing a statewide mandatory mask order to getting on cattle cars. Who could possibly be offended?
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Thu July 02, 2020
(The Lily)
 
 
 
University kindly informs all staff that, in these trying pandemic times, they have to choose between their kids and their jobs. Fark needs a GFY tag
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
County's Emergency Policy Group holds virtual public meeting on its mask mandate. Things went Florida real fast. "These people ... should be immediately dismissed from their position and charged with treason immediately"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Iran's nuclear shed facility is on fire and they can't photoshop it out
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(IndyStar)
 
 
 
"The suspension offers the Bishop an opportunity for pastoral discernment for the good of the diocese and for the good of Father Rothrock." is priest talk for "Damn son, don't be spreading yo' crazy round here"
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(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Zuck will not be bullied by corporations, plans to keep Facebook as a haven for hate speech. Figures the ad money will return if he can help shape another election by spreading misinformation to older voters
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
That latest glow from Iran's Natanz nuke plant? Just a fire - no biggie
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Alaska Airlines to yellow-card Covidiots who insist on their freedom to go maskless in flight
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Wed July 01, 2020
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Only in Milwaukee will you find a group of nuns hosting a drive through beer garden raising money for charity. Stop by for some Ale Mary Hefe Wiesen
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Kounty Kommissioner Kathleen has an issue with one member's Zoom background during virtual meetings. Guess what it is and which member
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Tue June 30, 2020
(Vice)
 
 
 
There might never be a better time to experiment with a Guaranteed Basic Income, as a way to deal with both racial inequality and the looming recession
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(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Satanic Priest compares Black Lives Matter to "maggots and parasites" trying to create a "new species of human". My bad, it was a Catholic Priest
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Family out $4,600 for postponed Celine Dion concert. Their debt will go on
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Mon June 29, 2020
(The Verge)
 
 
 
R/bye_felicia
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(CNN)
 
 
 
While Republicans bemoan Minimum Wage Wally getting a living wage for the first time in his life while on unemployment. The Fed now owns Walmart's debt. Privatize the profits, and socialize the losses, eh 'Murica?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Zuckerberg personally worked with Trump to ensure that his policy-violating posts could remain up without issue
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Sun June 28, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
American and United Airlines to resume regular contempt for human life
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Sat June 27, 2020
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
You know that student loan forgiveness policy thing..yeah, about that
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Fri June 26, 2020
(WAVY Virginia)
 
 
 
Some tunnels under a river in Virginia are up for sale
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(Market Screener)
 
 
 
American Airlines will stop limiting seat capacity on flights beginning July 1. Don't worry - these things usually self-correct
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Finally one of the world's elusive poo joggers has been caught with his pants down and cornered
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Thu June 25, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Airlines warn passengers: Wear a mask or you can't fly. United eagerly hoping you won't comply
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump's pick for Pentagon policy board should be running Qanon message board instead
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
"Not all heroes wear capes, some of them don't even wear bikini tops"
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Wed June 24, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Who knew that an "off the cuff" Trump revenge policy would have negative consequences for his other policies? That's just crazy talk
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(CNN)
 
 
 
WH's Pentagon nominee Anthony Tata pushed bodacious theory that CIA Director tried to overthrow Trump
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Tue June 23, 2020
(The Week)
 
 
 
Poverty went down from April to May because the CARES Act is actually the best American policy in 50 years
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Mon June 22, 2020
(Axios)
 
 
 
WHO reports highest single-day increase in confirmed coronavirus cases worldwide...a "world record" so to speak
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Sun June 21, 2020
(Axios)
 
 
 
Well, I do declayeh, Senator Lindsey Graham says he will uphold the NY Senators' DOA notice on Trump's pick Jay Clayton for the new SDNY US Prosecutor Post. The mighty winds of American Politics may be shifting
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Federal employee who yelled at teen girls gets some paid time off
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Yes, Barr deserves to be impeached, but according to Jerry Nadler it would be "a waste of time"
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(The Weather Channel)
 
 
 
Object lands in India. Is it meteorite or alien? You'll get to see it, after this word from our sponsor
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Sat June 20, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Is there ever just "caws" for murdering crows?
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Fri June 19, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Civil rights groups call for 'pause' on Facebook ads
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Thu June 18, 2020
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Two distinguishing features of the Trump administration are its radical policy agenda and how absolutely incompetent it has been at putting that agenda into law
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Facebook pulls Trump's anti-antifa ads for violating their policy against organized hate, because it was Nazis used it to identify "political prisoners." That's where we are now, the PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES is using Nazi imagery to get reelected
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Airlines which are clearly part of the Liberal Deep State are not allowing MAGA activists to fly in order to protect Antifa, the Rand Corporation, reverse vampires, Obama, Hillary, Mel Torme, Dwezil Zappa, Spongebob, the Trilateral Commission & Bob
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Tata says ta-ta to a bunch of his racist tweets, not realizing the internet never forgets
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Wed June 17, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Official investigatory panel says NOAA leadership violated its ethical standards and scientific integrity policy when it weighed in on Sharpie-gate
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
"Whether LGBT CONDUCT has same anti-discrimination rights as BIRTH TRAITS YOU HAVE NO CONTROL OVER (race, ethnicity) is POLICY matter decided by ELECTED representatives IN A REPUBLIC"
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Tue June 16, 2020
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
.... so, a BS meter
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(NBC 2 Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Florida Man's tastes are getting more expensive -- this time, he stole over $700 in wine
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Mon June 15, 2020
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Justices who enable Trump's lawlessness melt down over their colleagues "[u]surping the constitutional authority of the other branches"
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Sun June 14, 2020
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Trump refuses to watch either the NFL or XFL if there are gonna be players a-kneeling
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Sat June 13, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump nominee to a top Pentagon policy post turns out to be an Islamophobe, who claimed Obama was Muslim. "This story has been updated to reflect that Ret. General Tata deleted several of his tweets after the publication of this report"
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Thu June 11, 2020
(CBC)
 
 
 
Walmart will no longer keep beauty products for people of color under lock and key. In other news, Walmart was keeping beauty products for people of color under lock and key
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(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
Congress would like the HUD IG to explain why HUD officials illegally told banks to deny FHFA home loans to DACA recipients and more importantly why the agency lied through their teeth and told Congress and the Public no such change had occurred
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Former Commanding General of Fort Benning has some thoughts on the renaming debate. "Bad policy that such important Army posts be named after traitors" among them. Hooah
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Die for the Dow now official administration policy
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(CNN)
 
 
 
VP Mike Pence tweets, then deletes picture of Trump campaign staff definitely not doing what the head of the Coronavirus Task Force is instructing people to do: wear masks, social distance
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Major nonprofits are turning down Zuckerbucks over FB's political lies. MCP now in reboot mode
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The US Soccer Federation lifts their ban on kneeling during the national anthem
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Wed June 10, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump: Rood to Tata.... Normally one should not be rude to tatas
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Tue June 09, 2020
(Philadelphia Magazine)
 
 
 
Philadelphia police union proudly rolls out new t-shirt to support one of their own caught using excessive violence, doesn't understand what all the snickering is about
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Mon June 08, 2020
(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
🎵 Callin' out around the world / Are you ready for a brand new beat / Summer's here and the time is right / For dancing in the street 🎵 That's an arresting
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Biden lead rises to 14 points as he continues to follow his brilliant campaign policy: Let Trump be Trump
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Sun June 07, 2020
(San Francisco Examiner)
 
 
 
Officer, no good apples here. You're dismissed
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Thu June 04, 2020
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Bellevue police officer on leave for violating social media policy, possibly being way behind on their beatings quota
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Wed June 03, 2020
(WRAL)
 
 
 
Pentagon official resigns over Mark Esper clearing park of protestors for Trump. "Support and defend the Constitution of the United States ... and to bear true faith and allegiance to the same".... "I believe that you violated that oath"
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Tue June 02, 2020
(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
Need a safe anodyne statement to show you and your brand really care? There's a template for that
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Fri May 29, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Trump immigration policy shifts children approaching age 21 into different non-priority category where waits for visas approach... 76 years?
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Get your fainting couches fluffed - the IMF says the virus may skew economic data and reduce its accuracy
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Thu May 28, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Included in the actual text of Trump's executive order: "Adam Schiff was continuing to mislead his followers by peddling the long-disproved Russian Collusion Hoax"
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Thursday. I hope y'all are thirsty, because the news has been enough to drive one to drink today. Welcome to the MSNBC Primetime discussion, starting at 8 PM Eastern
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Wed May 27, 2020
(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1972, the Strategic Arms Limitation Talks (SALT) agreements were signed. Afterwards, the Proposed Experiments for Possibly Preventing Extermination or Ruin were sadly not as successful
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(CBS Detroit)
 
 
 
"No shirt, no shoes, no mask, no service." Whaa. Whaaaa. Whaaaaaa. Mah rites
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