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headlines found matching 'Police'
Sun April 11, 2021
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Apparently in the Sunshine State, if you are an average shmuck who gets arrested, cops will gleefully tweet out your mugshot before you've even been so much as charge with a crime, but if you are a state official, that's protected information
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(wtnh.com)
 
 
 
You really shouldn't leave your 4 year old in the car while you shop for new toys for yourselves, Moms
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Maryland state legislature overrides gubernatorial veto, repeals its police "Bill of Rights"
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Harry needs to lay off the polyjuice potion
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Police use airplane water bottle from 1985 to nab murder suspect. And I thought the food on my last flight looked old
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(Axios)
 
 
 
The housing boom is cause for concern
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Man walks up to a random Asian person in Penn Station and tells them "go back to China before you end up in the (expletive) graveyard." He chose his victim poorly
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(Ottawa Citizen)
 
 
 
In his defense, it is pretty easy to miss the speed limit signs when you are going 115 mph
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Lightly criticize a politician in a podcast? That's a visit from the police, you anti-war leftist hippie. Difficulty: he was criticizing AOC
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Eye-gouging Capitol insurrectionist in shock at being treated the same in jail as those 'inner-city' criminals
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Eye-gouging Capitol insurrectionist in shock at being treated the same in jail as those 'inner-city' criminals
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
Popeye's employee pops cap in customer
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Sat April 10, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Oslo man nine years behind on rent
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(AP News)
 
 
 
You're out! Finished! Expelled! I want you off this campus Monday morning! Well? Well? Out with it
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Q: How does a man shoot at the police while his gun is in his waistband and the clip is still full after his death? A: NTIFA
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
There are people out there just now noticing the rich get special treatment
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
There are people out there just now noticing the rich get special treatment
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Police accountability, UK style
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(Nola.com)
 
 
 
Two New Orleans tattoo shop owners accused in a ransom plot that involved a threat to turn an Alabama Confederate monument into a toilet, and then it gets weird
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Wear a bathing suit anywhere in Florida to protest Ron DeSantis
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"Scientists will study brain of former NFL player who police say killed five people then took his own life"
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Fri April 09, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Freedom reset by peer
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's Wil Wheaton singing the Dead Kennedy's song 'Police Truck'
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(Vice)
 
 
 
"Being a military veteran, I did not want to see his career ruined over one erroneous decision" is the ending of Officer Gutierrez's police report describing an incident that should actually have a negative impact on the officer's career instead
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man who broke Covid curfew laws to buy drinking water dies after police exercise him to death
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(KATC Acadiana)
 
 
 
Police investigating shooting at Bourgeois Park, possibly by a proletariat
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
KS Senate Majority Leader to step aside after driving the wrong way at twice the legal limit blood alcohol limit, threatening to fight police, and calling one officer "Donut Boy." But hey, he's a Republican and no minors got raped, so that's a plus
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Pop quiz: How many Metro Transit Police does it take to violently subdue a 90-pound woman?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Phantom lumberjack" chopping down trees along the Thames
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Thu April 08, 2021
(The Cambridge Chronicle)
 
 
 
Ah, spring, when the local police have to deal with people walking into traffic while reading, file cabinets trying to cross Main Street in search of mates, children on bikes being whisked to hospitals after damaging cars, and a stuck duck
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(The Morning Call)
 
 
 
88 yo with dementia drives 375 miles looking for the local repair shop. "I gassed up 3 times." PA Police - "he had his wits about him"
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(BNO News)
 
 
 
Reset the clock, and fix the holes in the cabinets
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
1. Bullet wound, 2. Heart attack, 3. Heart attack, 4. Overdose
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
RI steer captured after long steak-out
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Former NFL Player Philip Adams kills 5 then self in South Carolina
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(WLWT)
 
 
 
Up to five monkeys in one cemetery? In this economy?
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(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
Remember the Texas strip club that had its electricity and water turned off by the city? Remember the strip club got a big generator and water tank, and kept on twerking? Guess who doesn't have a generator and water tank anymore. Guess who took it
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Remember the Black guy arrested taking out his trash after the white woman called the police on her white boyfriend? LAPD finally released the video ( NSFW due to the nekked girlfriend )
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Georgia State Rep. Park Cannon will not face charges for knocking while Black
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(NBC Montana)
 
 
 
K9 pooches have to learn a new trick when their state legalizes marijuana
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Ft Lauderdale cop being sued for excessive force after mistaking Star Trek memorabilia for real weapons has previously been investigated for use of force SEVENTY-NINE times....though he's been on the force only 4 years
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Ft Lauderdale cop being sued for excessive force after mistaking Star Trek memorabilia for real weapons has previously been investigated for use of force SEVENTY-NINE times....though he's been on the force only 4 years
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Wed April 07, 2021
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
In a world were everyone is wearing masks, today's bank robber has to do that little extra to get noticed (possible nsfw content on page)
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(CBS Minnesota)
 
 
 
Business owner with huge 'Trump 2020' flag prepared to 'Go to jail'. Make it so
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Derek Chauvin's defense team: George Floyd saying "I can't breathe" was a form of resisting arrest that entitled our client to continue restraining him. No, really, that's his defense. No, really
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Nike suspends endorsement of Deshaun Watson. You would expect nothing less for a company named after the biggest supporter of a god famous for sexual misconduct
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Duck Dynasty stars realize that some of their fans might be just a wee bit racist based on negative comments about their bi-racial adopted son
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
I will not stop for a light, I will not stop for a bite, I will not stop for a cop, I'm telling you I will not stop
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(The Advocate)
 
 
 
George, a book about a trans 4th grader is most challenged book for third year in a row. In a plot twist it is the only LGBTQ book to make the top 10 this year, last year 8 out of 10 dealt with LGBTQ issues. This year it's all about racism and cops
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(BBC)
 
 
 
'Covid-breach' kayaker forced to call police when he got stuck on Scottish island without paddle. If only there was some phrase to describe his predicament
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Not news: Local politician is outraged by guy stealing street sign. News: Guy stealing sign is directly underneath a Chicago Police videocamera. FARK: Guy has only one leg, is stealing sign by standing on top of getaway van (with video goodness)
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Cause of Tiger Woods' car crash revealed: his vehicle left the road and hit some stationary objects. Also he was speeding
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
"Police? I'd like to report a judge committing murder"
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(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Nature's way of saying stay away, #475: Wearing a hard hat, holding a crockpot lid as a shield and carrying a bathroom scale in a Dollar General
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(MetroWest Daily News)
 
 
 
What, did you expect him to drive a mile and a half while sober, then get drunk just for the fight?
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Be sure to roll your windows up
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(Fox 61 Connecticut)
 
 
 
I'm on a seafood diet, I seafood, I steal it
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(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
Arkansas man proves that Twisted Metal tactics don't work in real life
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(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
Arkansas man proves that Twisted Metal tactics don't work in real life
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Tue April 06, 2021
(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
From the people who brought you "What pasta dish are you?" quizzes, here's some actual journalism about how the police have used facial recognition technology. (Penne and meatballs with vodka sauce was my answer)
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Minneapolis is running out of police officers who haven't testified against Derek Chauvin
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(EuroNews)
 
 
 
Check the weather before you set off on your 40km journey to evade quarantine regulations by skiing across the border. Failure to do so may result in your hospitalisation, becoming a Fark headline
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(Some Camelid guy)
 
 
 
Police in Wallonia find two Bactrian camels and a Dromedary just wandering around. Owner probably has the hump, at least he would if they hadn't run away
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(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
OnStar should be attached to every Floridian
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(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Patton Oswalt lookalike stalker seems a bit pleased with himself
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
It looks like the main motivator for most of the traitors, criminals, and insurrectionists who took part in the Jan. 6 capital riot was the growing awareness that they no longer represent America's master race. Hey, guys? You never did
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Now these idiots just don't know when to quit. Oafkeepers now transformed into Oaf-enforcers, pledged to harass any and all duly elected officials who like what they don't like. American democracy, people. Don't tread on us while We tread on you
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Lt. Gen. Russel Honoré: We need background checks on all Congressional staffers
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
The mass murderer was right - the end of "The Office" sucked
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Mon April 05, 2021
(The Drive)
 
 
 
That U-2 flight along the southern US border recently wasn't on a surveillance mission, it was mearly a training flight to learn how to spy on the southern border
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Man accused of drinking Four Lokos while giving Botox injections without a license. His lawyer claims he didn't know you needed a license to drink Four Lokos in Florida
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
On the bright side, "Death by Squats" will be the name of my speed metal Jazzercise band
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"She claimed the altercation erupted after her husband showed his friends a nude picture of his late wife." Yup, Florida
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Twitter accidentally suspended Marjorie Traitor Greene for Easter tweet. We're waiting for one of her overtly racist tweets to suspend her on but our finger slipped and hit the suspend button on this one. Total mistake
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Apparently nobody wants to support George Floyd's murderer in the courtroom
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Dubai police make arrests over 'indecent' video of naked women on balcony, claiming the whole thing was just a cunning stunt [NSFW pix]
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(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
Mugshot of stalker who crashed into a pole is strangely satisfying
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Northern Ireland police appeal for calm after unrest linked to Unionists and the IRA amid fury over the Belfast Agreement being broken, possibly prepping U2 to release a new song titled 'We told you this would happen, ya Brexit Bastards"
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Woman breaks into stranger's house, strips naked and gets into one of the male owners beds. Seems damn proud of it in her mugshot (possible nsfw content on page)
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Cher would like to apologize for Tweeting that if only she had been there in person, she could have saved George Floyd
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(The Intercept)
 
 
 
Person defending scumbag turns out to be a scumbag
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Ann Arbor 2: Fark Off Boogaloo
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(Fox 7 Austin)
 
 
 
You should never drive drunk. And you should definitely never drive drunk and hit the assistant fire chief who doubles as a police sergeant
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(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
Man went all out for April Fool's Day prank, wrote doctor a blackmail letter demanding $91,000 or else his two sons would be killed. Instead of $91,000, he got rewarded with 3 1/2 years in jail
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(KRQE News)
 
 
 
Now all the kids want beeping eggs
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Sun April 04, 2021
(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
British Columbia's peasants are revolting
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Admiralackbar.gif
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(Fox 13 Memphis)
 
 
 
Shooting at employees is not going to improve the wait time at the Burger King drive-thru
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(Fox 13 Memphis)
 
 
 
Shooting at employees is not going to improve the wait time at the Burger King drive-thru
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Boogaloo Bois: We demand the police leave us alone. Also Boogaloo Bois: We demand the police pay attention to us
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Asshats decide to make driving on the beltway even worse. Police respond but fail to arrest anyone
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(Metro)
 
 
 
It's bad enough you're illegally partying outdoors during a pandemic, but littering too? For shame
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
"Gimme your wallet or I'm gonna shoot somebody" generally works better as a threat when you choose your target properly
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(Ultimate Classic Rock)
 
 
 
It's been thirty-four years since Police Academy 4 ruined Steven Guttenberg's career
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(CNN)
 
 
 
For some inexplicable reason, the US Capitol Police is facing staffing shortages, having difficulty meeting existing mission requirements. Hmm... wonder why?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Best subway find ever
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(NBC 12 Richmond)
 
 
 
The police department reminds residents to be vigilant and not give any information to anyone who calls from the police department's number and claims to be a police officer
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Hey, free paint job
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Sat April 03, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
A pup named Hero lives up to his name
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Armed woman arrested after swimming in MacArthur Park, status of cake unknown
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Troubles 2: Brexit Boogaloo
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(AP News)
 
 
 
"We won't be able to take down the Capitol fencing as long as 'patriots' keep attacking us and killing our officers"
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(AP News)
 
 
 
"We won't be able to take down the Capitol fencing as long as 'patriots' keep attacking us and killing our officers"
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(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
Four-year-old Texas boy saves his 13-month-old cousin from drowning after the cousin accidentally fell into a pool. It takes all kinds to be a hero
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Fri April 02, 2021
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Well... it's no Hollyboob
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Utica man celebrates release from jail by going to Walmart, stealing a pellet gun and attempting to steal two cars. Not sure but that might be called steaming hams
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(MSN)
 
 
 
"High school senior fatally shot by friend during target practice". Well, it's safe to say the friend REALLY needed the practice, then
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(Chattanooga Times Free Press)
 
 
 
Chattanooga Beer & Wrecker Board suspends permits for Night Owl, Chattanooga Billiard Club. Try as might, I do not understand the "Wrecker" part
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(KWCH Wichita)
 
 
 
A 58-year-old woman in Kansas pulled an April Fools Day prank on her daughter yesterday. Since you're reading this on Fark, you can pretty much guess it didn't end with a hearty laugh and a heartwarming affirmation of their relationship
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(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
Mall Dollar Store cashier and customer get into it. Facebook drama to follow. Then a court appearance. And probably not a good resume for mall Dollar Store cashier
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(Chron)
 
 
 
"...he enlisted "[smallpox] virus squads" - gangs of policemen and medical officials who held down and forced people ..... to be vaccinated..." Whoa. Historic guidelines for today? It's historic, so conservatives should be fine with this, right?
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(PetaPixel)
 
 
 
Alabama fire chief pulls gun on realtor and photographer who are _______. See if you can guess the missing descriptor
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
UK police officer found guilty of being a neo nazi terrorist in his off-hours
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(C & G News)
 
 
 
Guy arrested on Home Invasion charge says he strolled into unlocked house to phone a friend for a lift, as one does
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(WHIO Dayton)
 
 
 
OMG, there's an active shooter at work and they're barricaded in an office. JK, April Fools
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Thu April 01, 2021
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Police investigate attempted armed robbery of a Dollar General in Troy. Police search for suspect hoping to find Achilles heel, and maybe a trail of Trojans
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Congressional Republicans demand the DOJ and the Capitol Police give them a briefing on what they have on them
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Naked man strolling in street at 1 AM told cops he was doing "walk of shame" for cheating on wife
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Naked man strolling in street at 1 AM told cops he was doing "walk of shame" for cheating on wife
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Having pieced the clues together, police complete The Great International Lego Heist with three arrests. It wasn't quite what they envisioned, but still looked pretty darn good
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Proud Boy's lawyer argues the fact his client informed FBI about lizard people, mothman, bigfoot and antifa should buy him leniency in Jan. 6 conspiracy and insurrection
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(Merriam-Webster)
 
 
 
The Merriam-Webster word of the day for April 1 is 'wigged-out' as in: "I wanted to buy a new set of flowing gold locks, but sadly my haberdasher was wigged-out"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
It's been two weeks since that mass shooting at Atlanta spas. How many more mass shootings do you think have happened in America since then? Guess your number, then click the link
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(CNN)
 
 
 
It's been two weeks since that mass shooting at Atlanta spas. How many more mass shootings do you think have happened in America since then? Guess your number, then click the link
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Amateur Chinese investor feels burnt out after losing £6,000 on the stock market, throws himself into 900C furnace of molten steel to erase himself and his debt
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(Charlotte Observer)
 
 
 
NC police officer "resigns" for beating his K-9 partner into a car after nobody believes his story that "the car was coming right at him". K-9 Officer Zuul gets steak
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Introducing the "Small Area Urban Search And Guided Evacuation" dog squad of the South Australian police. Roll over German Shepherds, here come the Dachshunds
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(France 24)
 
 
 
Italy expels two Russian officials after police caught them receiving classified NATO documents from Italian navy captain in car park
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Wed March 31, 2021
(KAKE Wichita)
 
 
 
Man successfully uses riding lawnmower as getaway vehicle twice from robberies. Oh Deere
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(KNBC 4 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Mass shooting at Orange, California business complex
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Crazy idea, but hear me out: If you sell guns for a living, maybe don't engage in criminal activities that may prohibit you from owning them
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(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Florida Botox 'doctor' drank Four Loko and champagne during consultations
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Deshaun Watson extends his lead in assault lawsuits to 3 touchdowns + extra points
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(WUSA9)
 
 
 
Los Angeles County sheriff says detectives have determined what caused Tiger Woods to crash his SUV, but they aren't going to tell you
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(WUSA9)
 
 
 
Los Angeles County sheriff says detectives have determined what caused Tiger Woods to crash his SUV, but they aren't going to tell you
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Who's in charge of security at the US Capitol? Two seargents and an architect
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(Kent Online)
 
 
 
If you've just been pulled over for speeding and you're trying to bluff your way out of a ticket, it's probably best you don't have a fitness app on your phone that automatically pops up to congratulate you on your new top speed of 120mph
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Blackjack
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
If you're going to be a self-styled "sandwich Nazi," publicly berating your sub shop workers, macing customers, and shoving Trump propaganda at everybody, don't be shocked when your former employees rat you out for your role in the Capitol riot
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Women beats her boyfriend with a hairdryer after he refused to have sex with her. The article doesn't say, but I bet it was a Con-Air
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(WRCB)
 
 
 
Be on the lookout for, uh, Looie Lookout, stolen baseball mascot for the Chattanooga Lookouts
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(Distractify)
 
 
 
What is Derek Chauvin taking notes on during his trial?
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(Some Shuffling Madness guy)
 
 
 
Police hope to track down the Floridians who conducted a joyride of a locomotive. Fark: it may have happened between Wednesday and Sunday
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(Vice)
 
 
 
It's like if Ethan Hunt was a nerd ... and really into Pokemon
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Two US Capitol police file lawsuit against Donald Trump for inciting US Capitol terrorist attack that nearly killed them. Wrongful death lawsuits sure to follow
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Stray tire kills one police officer and injures another along with a civilian, before being taken into custody without incident. Betty Whitewall
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Yes, Chauvin may have kneeled on George Floyd's neck too long, but how was HE supposed to know that? It's not like there was a paramedic standing right next to him with tears in her eyes begging to be allowed to help Floyd. Oh. There was? Well hell
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Officer who arrested Georgia state Rep. Park Cannon says he was worried if one Black person had rights, they'd all want some
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Tue March 30, 2021
(AZ Family)
 
Weeners
 
Would you like ketchup, mustard, or meth on your hot dog?
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(CBS 17)
 
 
 
44 lbs of meth, 16 lbs of cocaine found along with guns in a North Carolina home. C'mon guys, this is like a Wednesday here in Florida
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
I'm used to raffles with school supplies, so I guess a raffle for an assault rifle would fit that category
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(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
Today's 'found out' arrest and posed riot photos come from Oregon
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Chinese police close down group selling cheats to video games. Customers paying fees starting at $10 A DAY helped gang make $76 million in a year
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(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Man destined to make documentary on gun violence that will reinvigorate the left, killed by time-travelers; one can only assume
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Please note: if you have to google 'How to make Molotov Cocktails' you're probably not responsible enough to actually handle them
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(News4Jax)
 
 
 
"Hallucinogenic drugs and enough explosive material to make seven homemade hand grenades were found at a home in Keystone Heights" - Four shalt thou not count, neither shalt thou count two... Five is right out
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
"Citizen's Arrest" law under scrutiny in Georgia, because, to paraphrase: "You can't kill someone for stealing a television, because sometimes there might be unintended consequences"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
If you're a mafia fugitive from the law hiding your face in your YouTube cooking video is a great idea however you should probably also hide your very distinctive tattoos
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
How small town is divided over cops who raided Capitol is a metaphor showing the divisions that are dividing the schisms of the deep fissures that have torn asunder the disunity in the country over how to deal with its 20 percent dipshiat population
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Police officers acquitted in case of beating black police officer during protest over other officer's acquittal for killing another black police officer. ♪ It's the Circle of Life ♪
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Yakima City Council candidate arrested on suspicion of assault, harassment, and malicious mischief. No word if "Yakima Sax" was playing in the background
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(The Age (Melbourne))
 
 
 
Forty years ago today, Ronald Reagan made jokes while on the way to GW Hospital, a Press Secretary came back to life, which pissed off a newscaster on air, and a Secretary of State either forgot the Line of Succession or tried to pull off a coup
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Biggs was working for the Empire before he joined the Rebellion. This is not a repeat from a long time ago
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(Fox 19 Cincinnati)
 
 
 
"Howdy, ma'am. Ah'd like one o' them there lattes everyone talks so much about"
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(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Dimbulb flashes invisible badge, claims she is a cop. Then the real cops show up and sort it all out
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(Houston Chronicle)
 
 
 
Deshaun Watson has finished deleting all of the incriminating Instagram messages
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"The GOP is now a working-class party that believes in traditional values, stable families, fully funding the police and controlling our borders." Oh wait, you're serious. Let me laugh even harder
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Mon March 29, 2021
(Lincoln Journal Star)
 
 
 
Pro Life Tip: A backhoe is not an ambulance, especially when you're drunk, Drew
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(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
If you are in a car with meth and that car is sitting on the side of the road and the police notice said car, you might want to make sure the fake name you give them doesn't already have an active arrest warrant attached to it
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(DeadState)
 
 
 
He's right -- he needs two
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(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Ex-husband accused of breaking into woman's home twice in two months and at least wearing an appropriate tee shirt for a trial
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(DeadState)
 
 
 
Entitled chunk of screeching garbage finally meets her first consequence and bawls about it, chapter eleventy-billion
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Road signs stolen off muddy road in Vermont. Residents of Redbud not amused
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Pokemon go to the jail
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1951, the Mad Bomber struck New York City, striking fear among the populace and resentment among colleagues the Irate Bomber, the Slighty Cheesed Off Bomber, and the Mildly Annoyed Bomber
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Citing known liar Andy Ngo, Fox News headline breathlessly claims "heavily armed" "Antifa rioters" "descended' on the Capitol building in Salem Oregon. TFA and by "heavily armed" we mean "a couple of guys with paint balloons and laser pointers"
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
B-b-but were they headed to Beverly Hills with its swimming pools and movie stars?
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Mick Mulvaney breaks from Trump's insurrectionist lies
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(CNN)
 
 
 
He's not getting too old for this sh*t
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(Politico)
 
 
 
In 2020 Democrat turned Republican Jeff Van Drew won re-election by smearing his opponent as anti-cop. Gonna be harder to do with his 2022 opponent: An ex-cop himself, who as a teen was wrongly beaten and shot by cops in a case of mistaken identity
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(Politico)
 
 
 
In 2020 Democrat turned Republican Jeff Van Drew won re-election by smearing his opponent as anti-cop. Gonna be harder to do with his 2022 opponent: An ex-cop himself, who as a teen was wrongly beaten and shot by cops in a case of mistaken identity
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Today's person shot dead at funeral home brought to you by Corsicana, Texas
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Alberta forgets to turn off disasters, loses some reticulating splines in a low density residential zone
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Your dog wants to retire comfortably
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Sun March 28, 2021
(Lowell Sun)
 
 
 
Stealing a bike from the train station? Get as far away from the train station as you can, as fast as you can, so you aren't still riding it right across the street when its owner calls the cops
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Florida Man shooting up the Everglades
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(Colorado Springs Gazette)
 
 
 
"More than 3,000 hours and 156 interviews later, Boulder PD chief says mass shooter's motives still unknown " Have they asked him if it was because someone asked him to wear a mask?
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Ain't gonna lie to you, you've been lied to about lying this whole time. Here's how to spot a real liar
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Sat March 27, 2021
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
What would you do if this random Oregon man removed his mask at the grocery and kissed your 1-year-old baby on the lips?
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
What would you do if this random Oregon man removed his mask at the grocery and kissed your 1-year-old baby on the lips?
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Is that an emotional support python in your lap or are you just happy to see me?
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(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
The shootings will continue until morale improves. Not a repeat from earlier today
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(WUSA9)
 
 
 
"This is why people need to beat their kids," said the police officers as they handcuffed crying 5-year-old boy
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(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
Problem: girl breaks up with your friend. How to cheer him up: get drunk and slash the new bf's tires, put a few rounds in the car and house and tell the police it's not your fault cuz you were drunk. ARE YOU HAPPY NOW???
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
"There are no signs of foul play, but the death is considered suspicious." ORLY, Deputy Obvious?
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
"There are no signs of foul play, but the death is considered suspicious." ORLY, Deputy Obvious?
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
The shootings will continue until morale improves
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(WHDH Boston)
 
 
 
San Francisco is so expensive people are living in caves
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Roommate died? No problem. Garbage collection is Tuesday
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
On March 27, 1915, they had the gall to end Typhoid Mary's personal freedom. Of course, if she would have agreed to allow them to free her gallbladder, this would be about Mary Mallon, the great cook of New York. Now wear the damn mask, please
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(Local 12 Cincinnati)
 
 
 
For the perp's sake, I hope that the pizza and breadsticks were worth it
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(Local 12 Cincinnati)
 
 
 
For the perp's sake, I hope that the pizza and breadsticks were worth it
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
England has a new invasive species that can run 50 mph. BEEP BEEP
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(Vancouver Sun)
 
 
 
Police *pop* on the lookout *pop* for a man *pop* who caused *pop* $6,500 in damages *pop* after popping *pop* the bubble wrap *pop* of an *pop* art installation *pop*
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Missed it by that much
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Missed it by that much
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Fri March 26, 2021
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Hmm, police union in the middle of contract negotiations purchases billboards advertising how shiatty their performance has been. Bold strategy, cotton
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(Telegram)
 
 
 
Railroad police are not amused by baby stroller left on train tracks. In other news, there are railroad police
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
In Japan, livestreaming the arrest of drug dealers isn't against the law. Setting up the drug deal so you can livestream them getting arrested is
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
In strange twist, whoever pulled a gun at this drive-in will not be told to eat a bag of Dick's
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Man loitering in empty lot in stolen car refuses police officers orders to exit the vehicle and is able to flee to steal two additional vehicles. Still at large. Betty White is correct
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(Politico)
 
 
 
"Baked Alaska" asks a judge to let him off his ankle monitor because he "does not come from a background of violence and disdain for law enforcement,". There is video of him on Jan 6 calling cops "farking oathbreaker" and "piece of shiat"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
"Baked Alaska" asks a judge to let him off his ankle monitor because he "does not come from a background of violence and disdain for law enforcement,". There is video of him on Jan 6 calling cops "farking oathbreaker" and "piece of shiat"
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
It's wise advice to not talk to police, because sometimes they'll talk you into admitting to an arson from 1987 and charge you with murder 30+ years later
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(MSN)
 
 
 
When the pandemic started, Baltimore stopped prosecuting minor crime, drug and prostitution offenses to prevent Covid from spreading in jail. Then a magical thing happened: Crime dropped across the board. So they're making the changes permanent
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
NFL player busted with stolen loaded gun
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Man who climbed a 200' foot crane doesn't know how he got there. Police suspect drugs are involved
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
"Hey, everybody. I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells, and I like to kiss my own butt"
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(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
USPS tip police of a "suspicious parcel" and by suspicious, they mean containing several pounds of marijuana, a large number of psychedelic mushrooms, several hundred prescription pills, cocaine, LSD, drug paraphernalia and packaging materials
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(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
Could you have a fun weekend with an 80% polymer 9mm pistol loaded with 14 rounds, an additional magazine of 34 rounds, 40 Molly tablets, 11.1 grams of cocaine, $1,300, 369.6 grams of meth and an additional 210 grams of coke. Difficulty in Easton PA
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
A marine has been killed outside the Babylon Cafe in Woodbridge, VA. He's the fourth person to be shot or stabbed at that location in the last couple years. Babylon 5-fecta in play
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Mango Unchained says HIS Insurrectionists shoont have did what dey done, but that they posed no threat, and NOW they're being persecuted. So still I-MAX level projection then
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Britain's youngest Lotto winner crashes hard on coke binge, now living on benefits after blowing £1.8m jackpot
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Britain's youngest Lotto winner crashes hard on coke binge, now living on benefits after blowing £1.8m jackpot
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(CNN)
 
 
 
George Floyd's toxicology report on Duke's Black History display sucks
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(CNN)
 
 
 
George Floyd's toxicology report on Duke's Black History display sucks
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(CBS New York)
 
 
 
New York City has become the first US city to abolish qualified immunity for police officers
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
USC college settles predator gynecologist lawsuit for *pinky finger to mouth* one billion dollars
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Thu March 25, 2021
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
74-year-old Seattle man dragged out of bed, handcuffed, and held at gun point by police officers who forced their way into the man's home during a drug raid. Excuse me, did I say "drug raid"? I meant welfare check
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(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
On second thought a street mural in huge block letters the same color as the yellow and white lines was probably a bad idea
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Georgia passes voter suppression law that makes it illegal to give water to voters standing in line? Yeah, we know. Black Georgia legislator removed from the state Capitol by police while it's in session? Okay, that's new. Well, this year, anyway
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Brothers accused of forging $3m worth of stamps and selling them on e-commerce sites. Police noticed when people started sending letters again
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(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
PA State Police warn people of springtime con artists, scams, home invasions, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shiat-kickers, and Methodists
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Killer tornado outbreak underway in Alabama. Georgia, Mississippi and Tennessee also at risk
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What is your favorite non-alcoholic beverage?
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
What does it take for a number 1 draft pick lineman to be out of the NFL in 1 year? Decision making like this
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
What does it take for a number 1 draft pick lineman to be out of the NFL in 1 year? Decision making like this
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(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Offering a minor family member cigarettes, alcoholic beverages, and methamphetamine is a good way to get police to find that pipe bomb on your dresser. So don't, mm-kay?
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(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
Everything's bigger in Texas including this 95-mile, five county police chase
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(NBC 2 Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Yup, Florida
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(CBS Chicago)
 
 
 
While investigating the death of 31-year-old Theodore Hilk in his Chicago condo, police discovered multiple explosive devices. While the cause is still unknown, subby is betting on death by misadventure
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(Click2Houston)
 
 
 
Bank teller makes a withdrawal after he shows interest in the nude photos deposited on customers' phones
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
13 and 15-year old girls use stun gun on DC Uber Eats driver in attempted carjacking that leaves the car overturned and the driver dead. Playing GTA sure was different when I was growing up
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
King County Sheriff's Office to pay $5M for shooting death of Tommy Le, in yet another case that proves the value of cameras so long as Pamela Anderson isn't involved
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(WUSA9)
 
 
 
"Arlington County police say a homemade sawed-off shotgun and two improvised explosive devices were located." While there's really no reason for explosive devices in anyone's home - What exactly is a 'homemade sawed-off shotgun'? Anyone?
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(WUSA9)
 
 
 
"Arlington County police say a homemade sawed-off shotgun and two improvised explosive devices were located." While there's really no reason for explosive devices in anyone's home - What exactly is a 'homemade sawed-off shotgun'? Anyone?
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Start packin' more heat fellow 'Murican citizens, America's great crime decline is over
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Is there any more quintessentially American phrase than "a heavily armed man experiencing a mental health crisis"?
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Is there any more quintessentially American phrase than "a heavily armed man experiencing a mental health crisis"?
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Two black eyes, baby mama, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun
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(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
And I said, "stabbing a guy," and they all moved away from me on the bench there, 'til I said, "and hittin' him with a snow shovel," and they all came back, shook my hand, and we had a great time on the bench
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(Clarksville Now)
 
 
 
Abducted woman rescued when man going to Florida takes the last exit to Clarksville
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(Clarksville Now)
 
 
 
Abducted woman rescued when man going to Florida takes the last exit to Clarksville
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Protip: if the DOJ is accusing you of not tracking your police department's use of force incidents, do not use "we had too many to count" as your defense
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
You bond out on a charge of murder after causing a car wreck that kills a 52-year old grandmother while street racing. Do you A) Get a GOOD Lawyer? B) start researching non-extradition countries? C) Post a FB video blaming Grandma for the crash?
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Wed March 24, 2021
(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
The kids are not alright
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(MassLive)
 
 
 
Patriots OL Justin Herron's 2020-2021 season stats: 12 appearances, 6 starts, one woman saved from sexual assault
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(MassLive)
 
 
 
Patriots OL Justin Herron's 2020-2021 season stats: 12 appearances, 6 starts, one woman saved from sexual assault
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
"Traffic expected" with opening of new Chick-Fil-A. In other news, water is wet
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Man awakes to find an intruder pointing a gun at his head and demanding: a) money, b) drugs, or c) cats
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Man awakes to find an intruder pointing a gun at his head and demanding: a) money, b) drugs, or c) cats
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Evan Peters captures a role he can really sink his teeth into
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Possible mass shooting foiled
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(TMJ4 Milwaukee)
 
 
 
Milwaukee looks to establish an unarmed first responder group, tentatively to be named the Friendly Officer Direct Dispatch Emergency Response
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida man notorious for impersonating police officers demonstrates he's not yet learned anything about the law
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(Mad River Union)
 
 
 
"Hey rocky, watch me pull a rabbit outa the hat"
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(Mad River Union)
 
 
 
"Hey rocky, watch me pull a rabbit outa the hat"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Hello? Police? I'd like to report the murder of a US Senator. No, he TOTALLY had it come, but...DAMN
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(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
2020: #defundthepolice 2021: #heyletshireevenmorecops
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(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
2020: #defundthepolice 2021: #heyletshireevenmorecops
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(KSAT San Antonio)
 
 
 
Cop provides knowingly false statement to get a search warrant for a residence. He is disciplined by: a) arrest and felony charges. b) suspension without pay. c) "employee coaching"
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(Montreal Gazette)
 
 
 
Step 1) Steal a police car. Step 2) Get chased by police. Step 3) Steal another police car after crashing the first one. That's some great police work there, Quebec
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(Montreal Gazette)
 
 
 
Step 1) Steal a police car. Step 2) Get chased by police. Step 3) Steal another police car after crashing the first one. That's some great police work there, Quebec
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Senate Republicans don't waste a good tragedy to advance their warped agenda, blame Black Lives Matter and Defund the Police as the reason for all the gun violence
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Found in storm drain: (A) a lost family heirloom ring, (b) a drug stash, or (c) a naked woman
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
How bad of a golf cart driver do you have to be to be airlifted to a hospital with life-threatening injuries?
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Police body cam shows Ohio State football player passed out behind the wheel in McDonald's drive thru. Fark: Siren couldn't wake him up so they had to break the window
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Louisville cop who fired pepper balls at journalists during Breonna Taylor protest is now getting additional attention from his department for his actions...by being nominated for an Exceptional Merit Award
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Ex New York police officer who played tambourine in U.S. Capitol halls during January 6th riot charged with several misdemeanors, missing tact
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(NBC 2 Fort Myers)
 
 
 
When police questioned drunk man in car parked in hotel lot, he explained his three kids were fine, he left them in hotel room with loaded rifle as protection
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(First Coast News)
 
 
 
When some mom shows up with a boxing glove superglued to her hand for a meeting with the middle school vice principal about her daughter, expect things to go downhill quickly
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Tue March 23, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Some of that PPP loan money returned to Congress on January 6
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Peacock's dark reboot of Candy Land sucks
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(NL Times (Netherlands))
 
 
 
Subby hopes you're sitting down cause this is a shocker: Illegal prostitution in the Netherlands is rising due the sex clubs being under covid restrictions. Giggity tag is busy with a client who at least has a mask on so Obvious stands in
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Police find dead man at dollar store. Still seems like a bargain
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Pro tip: When murdering somebody make sure your victim isn't on a Zoom call
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
When a player's name is Cockburn and you have to resort to racism, that's just lazy. The joke writes itself
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Guess Fox will call this one a "Terrorist"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Boulder police officer killed yesterday was the father of 7 children, had briefly become "internet famous" for a viral photo of him and his fellow officer rescuing ducklings, and had been looking for a new, safer, job because of his family
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Boulder police officer killed yesterday was the father of 7 children, had briefly become "internet famous" for a viral photo of him and his fellow officer rescuing ducklings, and had been looking for a new, safer, job because of his family
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
Man with a hell of a sweet tooth arrested for for stealing over $1,200 worth of Girl Scout cookies, drugs in car
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Police training question: What is the proper number of hours to detain the husband of one of the victims in a mass shooting in an Asian massage parlor? Answer: 4
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(Duluth News Tribune)
 
 
 
Apparently there's a new Standard Operating Procedure for cops, shooting you before you open the door. Then shooting you again
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Man dies after jumping off 14th floor Panama City Beach hotel balcony with parachute that failed to deploy. Aw chute
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(WAFB Baton Rouge)
 
 
 
Arizona man outdoes Florida man by hijacking a national guard caravan transporting COVID vaccines in texas
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The greatest conspiracy of them all solved: Covid-19 is the real Q
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The greatest conspiracy of them all solved: Covid-19 is the real Q
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Bad: Man impersonating a police officer. Good: Police arrest man impersonating a police officer. Fark: Police arrest police officer impersonating a police officer
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Mon March 22, 2021
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Never bring a hookah to a knife fight
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
New York Lawmaker wants to ban police use of armed robots. OCP unavailable for comment
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
New York Lawmaker wants to ban police use of armed robots. OCP unavailable for comment
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Another sign America's getting back to normal: Active shooter in Boulder, Colorado store
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Inside the minds of police
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Bobby Brown Jr.'s death by alcohol, cocaine and fentanyl overdose ruled his prerogative
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(NPR)
 
 
 
China is a repressive authoritarian regime without free speech. China jails its citizens for publically questioning official government statements like military death tolls. Don't be like China
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Three. THREE more sexual assault allegations against Deshaun Watson, including one in March... of 2021
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(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
GTA: Altoona
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Like everyone else in Los Angeles, Orlando Bloom starts his day with 20 minutes of Buddhist chanting and a hike to "earn" breakfast
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(wtnh.com)
 
 
 
Medivac called to pasta factory after worker accidently makes armalini
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Kentucky Republicans pass a bill that would make it a crime to insult a cop, putting forward a new "cancel culture" law
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
Greek police recover ancient statue of 'exceptional artwork', but it looks more like a J to Subby
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Dude's name is Bane. His girlfriend is missing. And he won't let the police search his yacht. Obvious Tag is at the plate
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Dude's name is Bane. His girlfriend is missing. And he won't let the police search his yacht. Obvious Tag is at the plate
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(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
At Heroin Hut, we'll deliver your opioid order in under 30 minutes or your order is free
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Sun March 21, 2021
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Federal prosecutor leading the investigation into the Capitol insurrection believes sedition charges are likely
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
The guy who glitter bombs package thieves turns his sights on phone scammers - with video of glitter bomb and police arrest goodness
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Miami sets 8 p.m. curfew to stop the chaos
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Miami sets 8 p.m. curfew to stop the chaos
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
From the Hey Ladies, He's Single files: "Arrested for shooting paintballs at active servicemen, a search of Olson's QAnon graffiti-covered vehicle revealed a gas mask, taser, throwing knives, police scanner, and a handwritten manifesto"
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Cows with guns?
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
Raleigh man tried to go all-Leatherface on hotel guests
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(AP News)
 
 
 
It's getting so bad in Myanmar, even the police are getting out
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
If you HAVE to drive drunk and do burnouts in a car park, maybe choose one that isn't literally on top of a police station
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Miami Beach declares state of Florida
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Sat March 20, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
I'd say "Stay classy, Ohio State fans," but let's face it, that'd be asking too much
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(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
WV legislature reacts to HIV outbreak by cutting back on needle exchanges
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Britons react with fury as thousands of 'idiots' protest lockdown in London - 'You'll cause another lockdown' (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Jesus, that's a lot of meth
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Crazy stupid is as crazy stupid does
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
One of our aircraft is missing
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Apparently there is "not enough evidence" to suggest the Georgia shooting was a hate-crime. Seriously, what more do they need?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
French police seize over €1 Million worth of... strawberry candy?
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Fri March 19, 2021
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
The aristocrats
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
When the police talk to Subby's ex-wife it's usually because she was driving drunk again, not digging around for dirt on Trump Inc
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(WANE Ft. Wayne)
 
 
 
You too can serve just 3 1/2 years for killing your mom, if you claim to be possessed by demons and Hitler
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