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headlines found matching 'Police'
Fri July 20, 2018
(TC Palm)
 
 
 
Explaining your drugs to police as a matter of divine providence may not work. Especially if you've been mooning people
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Thu July 19, 2018
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Mounted police called to deal with escalating tensions between massive 'Become a Pork Lover' bus and vegan protest, which appears to have only involved 2 people
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Brit found bloodied with serious head injury after falling 'may have been having sex'. Repeat: May have ..because everyone was too drunk to tell. Did subby say Brits?
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Wed July 18, 2018
(1011 Now Lincoln)
 
 
 
Woman walking area picking up cigarette butts approached by naked man offering his butt. Police take his butt to jail where more butt jokes ensue
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Turns out GOP politician who supported a GOP pedophile is a pedophile
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Problem: you have a date with two different women on the same night. Solution: ditch the first date midway, steal her car and take the other woman to the movies
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(Splinter News)
 
 
 
"The New York Subway Has Become a Totalitarian Anti-Dog Police State" grumpycatgood.jpg
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(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Man arrested after calling 911 to find out if he had any warrants
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(Kenosha News)
 
 
 
Genius who tried to outrun police by jumping off overpass finally in court after lengthy hospital stay
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
There's no such thing as a "bored lonely housewife" looking for sexy time on the internet
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Dr. BumBum on the runrun in Brazil after Patient dies from failed butt enlargement injections. Sir Mix-A-Lot inconsolable
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Man who had sex with a horse claimed animal gave consent by winking at him
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Tue July 17, 2018
(Dayton Daily News)
 
 
 
Thieves steal $54,000 worth of textbooks from law school. Police hope to recover the 12 volumes soon
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(NBC Miami)
 
 
 
What is more Florida than a couple posing for pictures with deputies after they're arrested for speeding and a chase? And don't forget the heroin and cocaine possession too. Say cheese
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Your near-daily white folk call cops on black folk thread. Today's offense: a hard screen in a pickup basketball game
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Your near-daily white folk call cops on black folk thread. Today's offense: a hard screen in a pickup basketball game
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Woman kills mother after being left out of will in favor of siblings. Wonder what might have prompted that decision
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(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
The story of the only person in Missouri ever convicted of the crime of "causing a catastrophe." What's the next level after that, crimes against humanity?
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(WBAY Green Bay)
 
 
 
Bicyclist versus lift bridge. What could possibly go wrong?
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
HELP WANTED: Mattress firm looking to hire a 'snoozetern.' Applicants must be 18 or older and "proficient in napping, regardless of time of day"
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
Living the pug life: Police post mugshot of lost dog, bail paid in cookies
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
CVS fires the two employees who called the cops on a black woman trying to use an incontinence coupon
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Get ready Ohio - Stormy Daniels is coming again
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Mon July 16, 2018
(Kare11)
 
 
 
St. Paul, MN mayoral candidate gets banned from a library, banned from Target Field and posts a semi nude photo of his estranged wife on his campaign blog, possibly violating revenge porn laws. Fark: All within a week
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(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Homeowners watch remotely via doorbell camera as barefoot woman in bathrobe, who crashed a car nearby, tries to break into their home while carrying a gun
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
What starts with "F," ends with "uck," and gets you in trouble for taking it on a joyride?
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
I blame the patriarchy
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(Newschannel 9)
 
 
 
Pardon me boys, is this the Chattanooga pew pew
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Sun July 15, 2018
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Video released by CPD shows the unarmed, innocent man Chicago Police killed ... trying to draw down on officers while surrounded
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Video released by CPD shows the unarmed, innocent man Chicago Police killed ... trying to draw down on officers while surrounded
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
NHL goalie Ray Emery hears the call of the sirens one last time
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(Tech Dirt)
 
 
 
Cops: Judge, can you throw this guy in jail until he unlocks his phone so we can establish probable cause?
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
How do you stop zombies? Set fire to hay bales then live stream your police chase
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Not satisifed with your potato chips, seagulls near Boston are coming for your wallets
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
It takes a special kind of dumbass to spend $300,000 on a McLaren 720S and total it within 24 hours
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(Newschannel 9)
 
 
 
Is your local police department running short of basic supplies, like bullets and latex gloves? Well, if you're in Tennessee you could always host a BBQ fundraiser. Sure beats a tax hike
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Meanwhile, in Chicago
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Meanwhile, in Chicago
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Sat July 14, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
Paraglider performs precarious protestation in POTUS proximity
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Actual line from article: "Normal goats don't usually hang out at bars and get in standoffs with police"
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(Kare11)
 
 
 
First lawsuit filed over Minneapolis Police and their Ketamine injection squads
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Pull over. No, you pull over
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Knowing that Brits having sex indoors is sick enough and worthy of eyebleach, Spain attempts to ban them from having sex on the streets of their country (possible nsfw content on page)
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(11 Alive)
 
 
 
Cops use coin toss to decide if suspect gets speeding ticket or arrested for reckless driving on body cam footage. Guess who got tails
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(Tucson News Now)
 
 
 
If you were having some illegal drugs shipped to you UPS and they haven't arrived yet, the Union Pacific RR Police have some news for you
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Fri July 13, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
What are the chances you get struck by a stray bullet on the same street where you were struck by a stray bullet 20 years ago? Obviously pretty good for this innocent bystander
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(CBS Miami)
 
 
 
Florida Man shouts what you might expect while doing what you might expect before the cops respond how you might expect
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Texas man stabs someone after getting into an argument over reserved seat at screening of "The First Purge". Someone should have told him that he had the wrong day
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Texas man stabs someone after getting into an argument over reserved seat at screening of "The First Purge". Someone should have told him that he had the wrong day
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Twerking leads to "Just the tip?"
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(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
Police say Florida man planned his suicide for years, making it look like murder by using a weather balloon to carry away the gun
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(CBS 58 Milwaukee)
 
 
 
Truck carrying Miller Lite hits low bridge near Miller Park. Come for the article, stay for the last line
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Like beards? Then these mugshots will satisfy that. Subby nominates the one on the left for Mugshot of the Week
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Man drives car while sitting on a bucket and steering with pliers. Norfolk, the Florida of Great Britain
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Brian Leetch's wife walks into a bar and a hockey game breaks out. Why yes, she did go full "Do you know who I am?" Before leaving bartender with seven staples in his head
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
At least four sheriff's cars are parked outside Bill Cosby's home at all times. Not sure if that's to keep him safe from Philly, or Philly safe from him
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(CW33 Dallas)
 
 
 
Can separated immigrant children just walk out of shelters? Technically, yes. "How to properly confine children is a thorny issue in Texas"
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(Q13 Fox)
 
 
 
Student rescued after climbing tree to escape wolves. No word if she was rescued by eagles, or how many dwarves were with her
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Demi Moore victim of credit card fraud after man spends $169,000 on her American Express. Police on the lookout for Ashton Kutcher
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
Mom of Waffle House shooting survivor buys wedding dress for life-saving waitress
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Thu July 12, 2018
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
The Biscayne Bay PD had an almost 100% "solve" rate for burglaries committed in their jurisdiction, but some nay-sayers make take issue with the chief's innovative "pick a random black guy and pin the crime on them" investigation method
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
The Biscayne Bay PD had an almost 100% "solve" rate for burglaries committed in their jurisdiction, but some nay-sayers make take issue with the chief's innovative "pick a random black guy and pin the crime on them" investigation method
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Clothes, charges against Stormy Daniels dropped
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
I guess his checks cleared
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Alabama will no longer allow its sheriffs to starve their prisoners in order to create surplus funds in the food budget that they can then pocket as a salary enhancement. Small steps
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
Hate crimes are up 66% in Sacramento County since 2014, ranging from death threats written in crayon to lard-covered Korans mailed from Texas. Look, all I'm saying is, these aren't bright people
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
Details of revenge for drug deal emerge in Yolo murder case. If only there was some kind of saying or slogan to mark the occasion
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"An Ohio strip club law prohibits patrons from touching a nude or seminude dancer unless the patron is a member of the dancer's immediate family." So *that's* how it is their state
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
The suspect is described as wearing underwear on his head
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(5 News Fayetteville)
 
 
 
"Neither firefighters nor police said why or how the man was in the sewer"
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Wed July 11, 2018
(WCPO Cincinnati)
 
 
 
Pacman being Pacman - but not his fault this time
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(WCPO Cincinnati)
 
 
 
Pacman being Pacman - but not his fault this time
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
LeSean McCoy, accused of domestic violence, has a former teammate standing up for him. He probably wishes it wasn't THIS former teammate
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(Inverse)
 
 
 
How do you do, fellow kids? Here's a list of all the slang words the DEA has for marijuana including ones no one ever uses like "shoes" and "café"
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Drinker orders horrifying looking Guinness and Sprite cocktail, automatically loses right to beer towel. What's the worst drink you ever saw someone order?
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Today's "White woman calls 911 on children who have the unmitigated gall to exist while black" story brought to you by Columbus, Ohio
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
In the wake of Larry Nassar and Jerry Sandusky comes a letter from a parent that pretty much anyone who has kids, deals with kids, would like to one day be a parent, or be around parents even, might want to read
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(KFOX Las Cruces)
 
 
 
"Officers attempted to take Santana into custody but then Santana kicked a sergeant and butt-headed the third officer
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(WFSB Connecticut)
 
 
 
Local police are pleased to report the naked woman found laying in the grass is fine, no crime was committed, and the blood on her was "naturally occurring"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Swapping seats with your son and ramming into police cars during a car chase? Unfortunately not a scene from a new Fast and Furious movie
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Tue July 10, 2018
(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
So why are you sitting on the Group W bench? I was caught smuggling turtles from NJ to PA
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(Kansas.com)
 
 
 
It took a Taser to arrest a kicking, scratching, biting councilwoman, Kansas cops say. Why yes, this article does include what is perhaps the best mugshot ever
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Los Angeles' gang problems continue, led by a fearsome group known on the streets as the "Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department"
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(KPTV Portland)
 
 
 
Burglar breaks into an escape room and the fact that you're reading this here will tell you how that went
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(KPTV Portland)
 
 
 
Burglar breaks into an escape room and the fact that you're reading this here will tell you how that went
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Woman trades sex for car repairs, mechanic forgets to turn car off, they both die of carbon monoxide poisoning mid-"payment"
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
'Miracle' baby saved after being buried alive for nine hours, is immediately given medical treatment and David Blaine's business card
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
'Miracle' baby saved after being buried alive for nine hours, is immediately given medical treatment and David Blaine's business card
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
Man critical after hammer assault. Yeah, all his best works were in the '90s, I know
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(Reading Eagle)
 
 
 
State Police crush ten plant grow op(erator) with bulldozer
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Man tied to tree. On the beach. And he is naaaaaaaaaaaked. The sun is there
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(CNN)
 
 
 
91 year old Mexican man who traveled to California to see his family for the 4th of July is greeted with a) a hug, b) a flag, c) a brick
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(CNN)
 
 
 
91 year old Mexican man who traveled to California to see his family for the 4th of July is greeted with a) a hug, b) a flag, c) a brick
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Mon July 09, 2018
(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
A witness speaking up got a monster a much-deserved 30 years, landed the witness a Fark headline and a Hero tag. Who knew speaking up could do so much?
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Live by the womp, die by the womp
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Oblivious woman drives away with wrong car from Walmart parking lot. Two weeks later, car-rental firm points out she's returning an Infiniti instead of a Sentra
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The Pool Patrol adds another member to their unemployment support group after apartment manager calls police on black man for wearing socks
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
'Good Samaritan' alerts Coast Guard to floating bale of cocaine off Florida beach
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
A couple of smokin' hot women used their, um, resources to influence the behavior of a young man. Well, duh
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
UK launches murder investigation after Russian nerve agent kills innocent civilian. Man, that agent has some nerve
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Dalton: I guess I need to add to my three simple rules. Four, do not stab patrons outside of the club
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Sun July 08, 2018
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
You would think that being under investigation for producing ISIS propaganda would be a pretty good reason for denying a handgun permit
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(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
Bay area residents arrested while bringing toys to migrant children, including 66-year-old daughter of WWII refugee
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Avett Brothers cancel concert due to an overeager out of state cop wuth gun
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
If he hadn't refused to sell beer to the punk, he would have remained blissfully unaware of his brain tumor
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(El Paso Times)
 
 
 
"Holy crap, 10-year-olds! Call back up! And you, you're under arrest for videotaping me pointing my gun at kids"
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Darwin may be impressed that you attempt to swallow a bag of evidence. Even more impressed that it is a bag of cocaine. But Darwin will not be deterred if you resist the police when they try to remove it
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Sat July 07, 2018
(Canberra Times)
 
 
 
Won't somebody please think of the paramedics
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(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Cop: Sit down on the curb. Extend your legs or you're getting tazed. Extend your legs. Now cross them at the ankles. Ha, I didn't say Simon says BZZZZZ
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(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Lawyer for stripper who had $20k seized by police: "I felt that the glitter on the seized cash was compelling evidence, but apparently the police department disagreed"
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(Philly Voice)
 
 
 
Teenager learns selling water outside the Philadelphia Zoo while black is definitely an arrestin'
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Daredevil drinks a few beers, scales high building, sits on edge, posts Instagraaaaaaa
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Fri July 06, 2018
(KTVZ Bend)
 
 
 
"You sold me that pot, man, wouldn't get a fly high" (pulls knife)
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
♪ ♫ Don't go chasing vloggerfalls ♪ ♫
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
New study concludes that constant police violence takes massive toll on black Americans' mental health, and it ain't so great for their physical health either
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(Belleville News-Democrat)
 
 
 
Hazmat situation in a nudie bar. This time it wasn't the buffet
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
He was chasing her around with a golf club. Then things get Florida
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Police waited until Chris Brown was done with his concert before arresting him
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
At this rate we're rapidly running out of cute hashtag names. How about #AssholeAdam
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Thu July 05, 2018
(KSTP St. Paul)
 
 
 
Man continues Larry Craig's legacy, this time at the MOA
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(WHIO Dayton)
 
 
 
Police desperately want to find this armed and dangerous man. If only he didn't blend into crowds so easily
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(Pittsburgh Tribune-Review)
 
 
 
Pro tip: Before giving police a fake name, make sure you don't have your real name tattooed on your neck
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Darwin Award frontrunner healer demigod wore "bullet-proof" charms and asked a friend to shoot him
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Women caught drink-driving for the fourth time is spared a jail sentence. Drink-driving, WTH is that? I know, I'll just click the link and see and omgwtfisthatibleachstat
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Indian police determine 11 family members found blindfolded, gagged, with hands bound behind their backs definitely committed suicide
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Murica: Man at Busch Gardens pays $104.99 just to get hit by a bullet fired to celebrate July 4
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(Fox 4 Now Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Blue lives matter, unless you pull your scrotum out at a bar party, then you just get fired
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Wang just couldn't keep it up in France
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Wed July 04, 2018
(CBC)
 
 
 
Two people attacked with Russian nerve agent Novichok on British soil. This is not a repeat from March ... [cue ominous music] ... or is it?
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(Futurism)
 
 
 
Farking facial recognition, how does it work? Juggalos: Not very well
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
To be fair, having a neighbor shoot microwaves into your brain would be cause for alarm
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Police called on man committing the ultimate offense of BPWB
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
If you recently 'borrowed' a vehicle that turned out to be an unmarked police car, Glendale Police would like a word with you
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
State representative campaign canvassing while being a black female? That's a 911 call
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Nobody puts grandma in the corner
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
DEVO at Burger Boogaloo: "Trump is a feckless prick"
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(WLTX Columbia)
 
 
 
Oh, so *THAT* is what it takes to have your police credentials taken away in all 50 states Who would have guessed it?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Woman twice tells courts that ex-husband is too dangerous to keep his guns. Court twice tells woman that ex-husband is a good, upstanding, law-abiding gun owner, so there's nothing they can do. And now that it's on Fark, you can guess how this ends
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Woman twice tells courts that ex-husband is too dangerous to keep his guns. Court twice tells woman that ex-husband is a good, upstanding, law-abiding gun owner, so there's nothing they can do. And now that it's on Fark, you can guess how this ends
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Tue July 03, 2018
(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
If your woman was so drunk/high that she fell out of your SUV this morning, Tampa PD would like to speak with you (w/video)
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
You know your "seduction routine" to impress a date has gone horribly wrong when it ends not with nookie, but you facing charges of "manslaughter by gross negligence" instead
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Cops mad at school reading list which contains books about police brutality. Says, they prefer the popular book, The Cops are Great and We'll Shoot You or Beat You if You Say Otherwise and We'll Get Away With It, Signed Jesus
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(Times Record News)
 
 
 
If you drained half the water from the lazy river in a Wichita Falls water park, police would really like to have a word with you
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(Tucson.com)
 
 
 
You're going to be out of town and still want to watch your favorite team play? Just call up the cable company of the restaurant you're going to be at, say you're the manager and order another sports package
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
If Bruce Springsteen texts you requesting iphone gift cards to retrieve a gold investment in Dubai, it might be a scam
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(The Root)
 
 
 
So, we can add "Dead" to the list of things that black folks can't be in public anymore
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
3-year-old girl, stabbed at her birthday party with 8 other kids, adults, has passed away
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Mon July 02, 2018
(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
Police release dashcam footage of low-speed tractor chase
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(WINK Fort Myers)
 
 
 
FL police would like to remind people, as they must do every year, to NOT celebrate the 4th of July by firing their guns in the air
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
If you see a shirtless, incoherent and delirious Florida Man running amok, you should pay attention, according to police
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
It's finally happening: the authorities are coming to take your guns. Well, at least if you're this screaming Florida woman arrested for chasing people around with a samurai sword
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
News anchor: "And now we go live to breaking news, with a potential terror attack occurring in this very studio. Over to you, random person breaking into our set"
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Andy Dick living up to his name
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
"We seized numerous weapons and interceded and separated people, However, once projectiles, such as fireworks, eggs, rocks, bottles and construction equipment were thrown and people were injured, we ordered people to disperse" Construction equipment?
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(BBC)
 
 
 
2 children being killed by bouncy objects in the UK, is enough for an MP to call for a ban, until safety can be ensured. How many children must be killed by guns in the US before anything is done about it: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Nine people in Idaho, including six children, attacked with knife. At a toddler's birthday party
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Sun July 01, 2018
(The Indy Channel)
 
 
 
Drugs shaped like Donald Trump's head seized - described as low quality, hard to swallow
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(ABA Journal)
 
 
 
Rate TV cop shows. Which is the best, which is the worst?
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(ABA Journal)
 
 
 
Rate TV cop shows. Which is the best, which is the worst?
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
$1 million nationwide warrant issued for suspect in beheading death, as police warn he could beheading anywhere
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
The will of Manos shall be served
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
British school children on a trip to Italy smash a priceless 16th century tabernacle of "Madonna and Child." Wonder how much that'll cost the parents (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Willamette Week)
 
 
 
Another night in Portland right here
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The tech workers are revolting
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Judd Hirsch for the defense of Wynonna Judd's daughter, who's going to real jail
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Sat June 30, 2018
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Concealed carry permit holder heroically tries to break up a bar fight...and is promptly shot dead by cops who see a man armed with a gun in the middle of a brawl
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(12 News Now)
 
 
 
Thief wearing dinosaur mask breaks into store. Only carried away small items, cell phones, watches due to those tiny arms
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(Austin American-Statesman)
 
 
 
Police call it a botched case of rattlesnake revenge
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(Austin American-Statesman)
 
 
 
Police call it a botched case of rattlesnake revenge
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(Kent Online)
 
 
 
I gotta go, we got cows
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(Civilized)
 
 
 
A bag o' weed, a bag o' weed Oh, everything is better with a 10 lb bag o' weed. Spliffy topic needed
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(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
Just a reminder, Goodwill does not accept dead bodies
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Fri June 29, 2018
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Do you want Robocop? Because this is how Omni Consumer Products started it all
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Homeowner calls cops to report 6-foot stone statue of Jesus that he left on his driveway disappeared. Jesus probably stayed out late getting plastered, will return later
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(Kansas City)
 
 
 
8-foot-long alligator captured by police in Walmart car park. Was reportedly going for midnight shop but was deterred from going inside after seeing some of the customers
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(LA Daily News)
 
 
 
Kidnapper is no match for angry suburban mom
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Woman arrested after stealing $65,000 worth of jewelry from man. Presumably she needed the money for more eyebrow pencils
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Acting ICE head melts
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
It seems that along with "Permit Patty," "Pool Patrol Paula" has also lost her job after her shenanigans went viral
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Bad: Your teenager has a school hit list. Worse: Police find your home filled with loaded guns. Murica: All charges dropped, sorry to bother you fine citizens
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Me want cookies
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(KETV Omaha)
 
 
 
Omaha teenager sets up "Fireworks Fight" for July 4. Over 1,000 people have already RSVPd to the Darwinian event
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(NBC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
The rural PA bomber has finally been caught by police. Come for the childish drawings of swastikas and gay devils, stay for the terrible Photoshop using clip art and poop emojis
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
DeLand commissioner accused of breaking DeLaw, trafficking DeDrugs
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Thu June 28, 2018
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
You may have issues with your slobbering, stinking mouthbreathing coworkers, but don't be like this guy
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(Herald Tribune (SW Florida))
 
 
 
"A victim identified the alleged gunman's face in police photographs." **Checks photo** Yeah, that's pretty distinctive
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
"North Korea continues to build its nuclear program while protesters in Portland are being confronted by police and violence is continuing in...OMG JULIA ROBERTS NOW HAS AN INSTAGRAM ACCOUNT"
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Capital Gazette shooter with no ID or fingerprints has been identified, police now investigating what's in the box (link updated)
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Capital Gazette shooter with no ID or fingerprints has been identified, police now investigating what's in the box (link updated)
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
All that rush hour traffic got you running late for work? No sweat; just slap some fake police lights and a siren on your car and watch those suckers part like the Red Sea
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(TVNZ (New Zealand))
 
 
 
Maybe don't sext the police, even if that is your fetish
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(KUTV Utah)
 
 
 
Police seeking runaway teen girl Analiese Urbanczky (pronounced Urban-ak). Bret Favre, Raymond Luxury Yacht inconsolable
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(Fox News)
 
NewsFlash
 
Active shooter at the Capital Gazette in Annapolis Maryland. UPDATE: Unidentified suspect in custody. 5 dead, 3 injured
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Have you ever been so drunk that you told police you were drowning under a canoe when you were actually sitting at home? This guy has
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(Liverpool Echo)
 
 
 
If you intentionally dropped off a snake at the dry cleaners, police would like a word with you
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(WMDT Maryland)
 
 
 
♪ Our house ♫ In the middle of the street ♬ Our house ♪
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(KCRG)
 
 
 
Wanted fugitives in Iowa fall for the old "free concert tickets if you show up" police sting scam
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(MIT Technology Review)
 
 
 
Researchers using the commercial DNA sites like Ancestry and 23andMe are not only solving cold murder cases, they're also identifying sperm donors and cases of incest
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(MIT Technology Review)
 
 
 
Researchers using the commercial DNA sites like Ancestry and 23andMe are not only solving cold murder cases, they're also identifying sperm donors and cases of incest
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Wed June 27, 2018
(TC Palm)
 
 
 
You got a number to call for a person to fix my garage? Sure, 911
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(Blackpool Gazette)
 
 
 
Drinking a liter of vodka plus one or two bottles of wine a day, calling 911 repeatedly about cat litter and cat food, is no way to enjoy your golden years. Drew inconsolable
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
CEO Permit Patty resigns due to escalated moment
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
First there was BBQ Becky. Then came Permit Patty. Now let us meet Swimming Pool Stephanie
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Running on to the tarmac barefoot, wearing only underpants, and trying to beat up airplanes while talking to yourself is definitely no way to go through life son
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(Kansas.com)
 
 
 
Police underdog Nacho helps sniff out $1 million worth of meth in a subwoofer box
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(Gizmodo)
 
Woofday
 
Poncho the Spanish Police Dog goes viral for showing off his CPR skills. No word on whether he prefers Stayin' Alive or Another One Bites the Dust. Welcome to your Woofday Wetnose Wednesday thread (w/video)
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Florida Man attempts upscale crime, steals 2 diamonds worth $170k. But he just isn't cut out for supervillainry, will have to go back to the minor leagues
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(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Crime in Baltimore is out of control. Also that bastard stole my hat
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Tue June 26, 2018
(CBS 6 Albany)
 
 
 
Man escapes justice with help from an imaginary razor blade and ceiling tiles
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(Governing)
 
 
 
The end to police violence may soon come, and we'll have the insurance companies to thank
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(KHQ Spokane)
 
 
 
Gas station employee finds out too late you can't yank the keys out of a gas thief's ignition if he stole the car, too
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Please note: if you stole a rare alligator from a pair of TV stars and set a reptile sanctuary on fire, police warn that you may be close to overdosing on Florida
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(Bradenton Herald)
 
 
 
High on shrooms, naked, standing in a fire, swinging a stick at cops, and chanting in an unknown language is no way to go through life, son
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
You know, you really have to pick one: 1) Hold your baby 2) participate in a street brawl. Because, when you try to do both things at once, bad things invariably happen
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
Goochland mom shoots man who flew around the world to meet her daughter. The real question here is, how do they pronounce Goochland???
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(Madame Noire)
 
 
 
You've just sold cold water on a hot day, little girl. What are you doing to do next?
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(KRTV Great Falls)
 
 
 
Driving your car through a tree is a neat experience when you're in northern California. Northern Montana, not so much
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(Tech Dirt)
 
 
 
In a technological million-to-one shot, five police body cams all malfunction at the same time during a shooting incident
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(Metro)
 
 
 
200 Police Support Units, a fleet of bomb-proof Cadillacs, dozens of Secret Service agents and 10,000 local LEO's prepare for Trump's visit to the very dangerous country of....England?
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Machete-wielding woman, 19, forced ex-boyfriend to have sex, cops say
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Not only can you get a free trip to the K-hole courtesy of Minneapolis police, but you get enrolled in a medical study of its effects without consent
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
The dog refused the breathalizer
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(Manchester Evening News)
 
 
 
If you embezzle your employer out of US$490,000, do you invest the money in (c) pedigree kittens
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
K-9 helps cops find $10 million worth of pot. With pic of K-9 in a room of OMG that's a lot of pot
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Guess which university just had an employee caught videotaping men in bathroom. Go ahead. Guess
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Construction worker dies in jobsite accident. Fark: Boss tries to hide body from cops
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Gilligan has not aged well (NSFWish)
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Mon June 25, 2018
(Las Vegas Review Journal)
 
 
 
It sucks trying to still recover after being stabbed 14 times because company policy only allowed one meat per nacho order
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(My Dayton News)
 
 
 
The next time you think "What would Jesus do?" remember that running around drunk and naked, pouring gasoline everywhere, and then trying to steal a car before flailing around in the grass is in the realm of possibilities
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
In his dissenting opinion in Carpenter v. US, the case about whether police need a warrant to track your cell phone location, Newly minted justice Neil Gorsuch proposed scrapping 50 years of 4th amendment law in favor of standard he just came up with
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(The State)
 
 
 
Waitress tells man he was too drunk for another drink. He decides to prove her point
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Teens who mocked drowning man get off scot-free under the legal concept of "It's Florida"
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Two Mexican dogs in the house | Two Mexican dogs | You don't get them fixed and they do their trick | Eighty-two Mexican dogs in the house
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(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Aircraft makes illegal beach landing and pilot evades local authorities on foot. Authorities express concern that this could lead to another useless side plot in the next Star Wars movie
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
24-ounce can of Steel Reserve helps lead police to a suspected killer. Is there anything a 24-ounce can of Steel Reserve cannot do?
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(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
Art gallery owner was arrested, charged with criminal misdemeanor and a felony after dropping 800-pound steel sculpture of bent, burnt heroin spoon in front of top manufacturer of opioids, and then refusing to remove it
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(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
Footage released of Copers Cope Road burglar. Victims say they'll try to manage, try to adjust, oh what's the word
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Drug smuggler caught because the drug-sniffing dog had a breast fixation
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Sun June 24, 2018
(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Woman loses control of her car, goes airborne, crashes through sign, stops at the pumps and walks away. Them Duke Boys nod approvingly
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(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Woman loses control of her car, goes airborne, crashes through sign, stops at the pumps and walks away. Them Duke Boys nod approvingly
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Jeff Sessions does not want you interfering with the Border Police or there will be consequences
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(Some Cyclist)
 
 
 
Five police cruisers arrive on scene to a) deal with a domestic violence dispute b) foil a bank robbery c) issue a frivolous speeding ticket to a cyclist
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Sat June 23, 2018
(SB Nation)
 
 
 
So maybe there was more to Hanley's release than just poor performance
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Shopping while black earns couple visit from police at their home
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Man dresses up as clown to fight his $10 seat belt ticket in court. He's a County Board member, so it might very well be his normal attire
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Fri June 22, 2018
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Pro-tip: When robbing a bank, never hand over your identification no matter what
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(WLKY Louisville)
 
 
 
"Father of the Year" police officer fired for using "8 Simple Rules for Dating My Teenage Daughter" as a legal guideline
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida man dressed as Elvis offers to bring tween sex toys as gifts. Cue 'Jailhouse Rock.' 🎵
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Reader's Digest condensed version: "Got out of his car...began to approach the trooper's cruiser...ordered to get back... sped off...high-speed chase...about 8 miles...lost control...hit a power pole...burst into flames" (w/ mugshot goodness)
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
It was just like that famous scene from Say Anything. But instead of Ione Skye, it was Kirstjen Nielsen's home, and instead of Peter Gabriel, it was the sound of crying children being held in concentration camps
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(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Police investigate bomb threat, find bag of raccoons
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(Metro)
 
 
 
What does it mean when police say a person was found dead but circumstances "were not suspicious?"
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(Vulture)
 
 
 
Police fire rubber bullets and tear gas to disperse fans at slain rapper XXXtentacion's memorial. Which fans said was like one of his concerts all over again
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Thu June 21, 2018
(My Northwest)
 
 
 
Bear the ESD-sniffing dog, famous for helping bust Subway's Jared in Indiana, has moved to Seattle to continue his work. "Bear, like any true veteran police officer, only works when he knows he's getting paid. So in Bear's case, payment is food"
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(Las Vegas Now)
 
 
 
Police hope someone will recognize this thief's dance moves. Well, it's certainly not Elaine
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
For some reason police are less likely to patrol areas where they're absolutely hated. On the positive side, it's never been a better time for drugs, hookers, muggings
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Florida man breaks into his former home, threatens new occupants, steals pulled pork sandwich and energy drink from fridge, then runs off into the woods. That'll show them
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(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
Mildly interesting: Woman brings monkey shopping with her. News: Monkey bit someone in parking lot. Florida: Woman was told not to bring the monkey back into the store earlier after it attacked someone else
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(CBS Miami)
 
 
 
Today's scripture reading comes from the book of Ezekiel, chapter 25, verse 17
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
We've all been there; sometimes when you're drunk at work, the quickest way to get a snack is to drive construction equipment to the gas station and then park it in the middle of the road
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(11 Alive)
 
 
 
"Have you seen Chris?" "That's a tender subject. Here, try the brisket"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Drunk, naked, and gambling at a casino is no way to go through life, son
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Spendin' all your time gettin' tail and layin' pipe is no way to go through life, son. At least not that kind of tail and not that kind of pipe
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Wed June 20, 2018
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Police investigating body found floating near Davis Islands. Possibly a witch
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
12-year-old boy calls 911 twice -- once to say his parents were making him eat salad he didn't like, then to ask when cops would arrive because he really didn't like the salad
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(Daily Nonpareil)
 
 
 
"Beer had several signs of intoxication and smelled of alcohol, police said." No, this is not satire
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(Topeka Capital-Journal)
 
 
 
Kansas AG can(D)idate causes controversy with poster of Wonder Woman she has had for several years
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(Topeka Capital-Journal)
 
 
 
Kansas AG can(D)idate causes controversy with poster of Wonder Woman she has had for several years
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(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Pokémon Go TO JAIL
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(Fark)
 
 
 
"I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by madness, starving hysterical naked, dragging themselves through the negro streets at dawn looking for an angry fix," -Allen Ginsberg. This is your Fark Writer's Thread, hysterical naked edition
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(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
Man who drove forklift through Lit Restaurant Supplies was likely Lit himself
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(WBRZ Baton Rouge)
 
 
 
Meatloaf thief on the loose. Police warn that he'll do anything for love (but he won't do "that")
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(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
Dean Martin was a claustrophobic amateur boxer who always said his prayers and once called the police on his own wife's party
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Did rappers Soldier Kidd & Soldier JoJo out themselves as XXXTentacion's killers on Instagram? You may still post "who?" to the right
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Jeff Bezos has received a strongly worded letter from groups demanding he stop selling his facial recognition technology... LOL, including his shareholders
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Man arrested for unlawful possession of firearm. No word if it's the one tattooed on his face
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New money laundering bill would eliminate the legal requirement for companies to report on who owns them
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(Patch)
 
 
 
By the time most people were just finishing their lunch, ambitious man had already committed burglary, arson, hit-and-run, auto theft, and vandalism, in addition to a slew of other crimes
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Police officer Dad recreates Father's Day photo with son sitting in his lap in his police cruiser 20 years later ...now also a police officer, 6'7" and, well, they're gonna need a bigger squad car
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Tue June 19, 2018
(KPVI Pocatello)
 
 
 
How many flags could a woodchuck steal if a woodchuck could steal flags?
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(WJRT)
 
 
 
Wite pride strikes again
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(WJRT)
 
 
 
Wite pride strikes again
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
How to pick your mental health therapist. 1. Is she soft spoken and kind? 2. Is she attentive to your needs? 3. Does she drag a nail salon owner with her car because of a bad nail job?
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Man dead in Long Beach Shooting. Police refuse to say how long the shooting was
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(The News & Observer (NC))
 
 
 
"Well, the state gave us an additional $500,000 that we didn't ask for. Guess we better go ahead and spend it"
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(CBS 58 Milwaukee)
 
 
 
Either the Zombie Apocalypse has begun or Chicago cops were just a mite too hasty in pronouncing a shooting victim as a DOA
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(Nola.com)
 
 
 
Jeff Sessions receives an award at the National Sheriff's Convention. He then references the Anglo-American history that the job has. He must mean the English/American legal history, right? He can't be that much of a racist, can he? Survey says...
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Please note: If you're the person who dumped an alligator in a Florida WaWa store, the police would like to play a sad trombone for you
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(WKRN Nashville)
 
 
 
Geesh, I thought that everybody knew that lube and Sprite go better with Chicken Tetrazzini. What an amateur
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(Metro)
 
 
 
The enduring mystery over who actually drinks advocaat may have been solved
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Drug kingpin expects $40,000 in drug money in the mail but gets a McDonald's receipt from a Louisville cop who skimmed the 40k. Drug kingpin? I mean West Coast drug interdiction task force
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Sure, let's meet at a gas station for a $15,000 Rolex sale. What could possibly go wrong?
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(CBS 58 Milwaukee)
 
 
 
25-year-old man arrested after he climbed a balcony and told a 12-year-old girl he was looking for a party. Suspect said he would not be pressing charges against the girl's mom for yelling at him, which caused him to fall
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Body cam shows wild police chase that ends with a naked man running through traffic and being hit by mini-van
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(Beaver County Times)
 
 
 
Local strip club searched, alcohol seized. No word where they were hiding it
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(Patch)
 
 
 
I may not be cut out to be a Greeter*PUNCH*Thanks for shopping here*PUNCH*Come again*PUNCH*Please fill out the survey*PUNCH*PUNCH
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(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Woman calls 911 to report her two preschoolers missing. Cops find kids safe at their dad's place, but Mom's sure they're now hiding under parked vehicles. Meth: It's what's for breakfast
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Mon June 18, 2018
(KTVO Kirksville)
 
 
 
Hot couple arrested for having sex at a busy Oklahoma City intersection. Yes it's a trap
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(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Cop and his crotch find out woman really does not want to leave this bar
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(Naked Security)
 
 
 
It's surprising how many trolls forget that if Twitter knows who they are, the police can find out too
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(KTVQ Billings)
 
 
 
Butte coroner charged with DUI, police say arrest was unremarkable
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
IHOb -- The "b" was for bullets
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(Some Overacheiver)
 
 
 
Prison time for community college student of the year. Don't they usually just give a plaque or scholarship?
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(Hollywood Life)
 
 
 
Heather Locklear hospitalized after trying to join Katie Spade & Anthony Bourdain's trifecta
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Sisters arrested for stabbing each other during "mutual combat" in front of 5 children. Police suspect the disturbance was initiated by a male subject. Happy Fathers Day
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Man does all he can not to shoot intruder hell bent on burning him alive. There really is only so much one can do, though
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(MSN)
 
 
 
In other news, Jameis Winston is still under investigation by the NFL
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(Lynn Daily Item)
 
 
 
After a brief investigation, police figured out which car was involved in the hit-and-run
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
St. Louis area man known far and wide for his tireless philanthropy and support of all things local clinging to life after he witnessed a car theft in progress - and was promptly mowed down by the thieves in an attempt to eliminate witnesses
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Sun June 17, 2018
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Who says millennials are lazy?
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Sat June 16, 2018
(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Police searching for woman in suspected robbery. She shouldn't be too hard to spot
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Oklahoma police officer saves choking 3-year-old by slapping his back until a quarter comes out. Well that makes cents
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(KTVH Helena)
 
 
 
Police want you to stop shooting at big butte and use a smaller target instead
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(The New Republic)
 
 
 
Writer helps exonerate man wrongly convicted of murder. Writer in question is Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Aw, c'mon, what's in the box?
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Aw, c'mon, what's in the box?
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(Fredericksburg)
 
 
 
The next time you get a 7-11 hotdog, think of this
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Fri June 15, 2018
(Observer & Eccentric)
 
 
 
Drunk shirtless Michigan Man takes up offer from friend "Mad Mike" to burn neighbor's SUV because it's "too loud", leaves his bicycle as he flees. Calls police to report said bicycle as stolen, cops cannot substantiate existence of "Mad Mike"
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(Observer & Eccentric)
 
 
 
Drunk shirtless Michigan Man takes up offer from friend "Mad Mike" to burn neighbor's SUV because it's "too loud", leaves his bicycle as he flees. Calls police to report said bicycle as stolen, cops cannot substantiate existence of "Mad Mike"
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Actual headline: "Man accused of killing, robbing woman then going to casino to stand trial." Since when do they have courtrooms in casinos?
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(Your Erie)
 
 
 
150-year-old Civil War cannon still trying to kill people
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Five wounded in cemetery shooting, possibly hundreds dead
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(South Florida News-Press)
 
 
 
Police request help locating cereal thief after several Cape Coral homes robbed of only food, beverages
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(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Yup. It's the old "blame the neighbors for the parasites in your testicles" scam
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(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Yup. It's the old "blame the neighbors for the parasites in your testicles" scam
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Bank robbing 101: Don't drop the cash on the way out
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Fark ready headline: Turtle Gives Finger To Louisiana Police
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Ozzy Osborne to serve nearly 30 years in Montgomery barber shop shooting, eating bats
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Company overcharges you, police say that's a civil matter. Unable to pay that overcharge because they cuffed you, you're a criminal
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Company overcharges you, police say that's a civil matter. Unable to pay that overcharge because they cuffed you, you're a criminal
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(NYPost)
 
Video
 
Crazy guy pops up out of nowhere, stalks Uber driver down dark, rainy street. "What the f*ck is this guy doing?"
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Thu June 14, 2018
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
These cops will have you sedated for jaywalking
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
NYC's coolest intern creates bring your grenade to work day
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(WJFW Rhinelander)
 
 
 
When the nurse asks what the pain feels like don't have your ex-husband grab the hatchet to personally show her
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(Las Vegas Review Journal)
 
 
 
Wayne Newton and his wife scare off burglar at their Las Vegas home. With a photo that explains it all
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(Newschannel 9)
 
 
 
You know how they say your average pedophile looks like the nice guy next door? Not this guy
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(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
Kids find two "Pokemon balls" lying on ground, take them home to parents, who didn't know what they were either, so they left them on front porch, went inside. Detonation ensues
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Unfamiliar with aerial photography, Arizona group determines white crosses painted on ground expose an "international pedophile conspiracy for the benefit of global elites"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
If you're going to the World Cup, you might want to leave all electronics in a faraday cage back at your house
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Wed June 13, 2018
(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
You know how these clever police agencies offer to test your illegal drugs for you? This guy actually fell for it (with mugshot)
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Man finally succeeds in getting those pesky kids off his lawn
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(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
Gallant uses a courteous, calming demeanor to de-escalate situations. Gumbus runs a school bus off the road and beats it with a hammer
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Make me sign my kid out at the office? It's ass whuppin' time
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(KOAA)
 
 
 
It's a good week to be a raccoon. Not so much for this human trying to shoot one
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(Japan Today)
 
 
 
"Honey, I'm home" "BUT YOU'RE DEAD" "I got better"
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(5 News Fayetteville)
 
 
 
Bad: Your mugshot is in the news. Worse: For "a bizarre role playing sex encounter." Woof
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Welcome to New York, that'll be $350 for a 10 minute taxi ride from JFK, ya dumb Brits
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Do you enjoy finding lost coins in the couch? How about 600 gold coins? Welcome to France
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(Patch)
 
 
 
Protip: Make sure the bank has cash on hand before trying to rob it
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Tue June 12, 2018
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
All this Florida police chief wanted was a perfect burglary crime clearance rate score
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Denver FBI agent that shot someone after attempting sick dance moves has turned himself in and will face charges
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
He ate some Doritos, took a shower, changed his clothes and put his dirty ones in the hamper. It wasn't his house
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Mother uses taco to distract fake cop. It was either fish or pork, depending on which punchline you want
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Mother uses taco to distract fake cop. It was either fish or pork, depending on which punchline you want
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Don't drive drunk. But if you do, don't flee from police. But if you do, don't fire shots at them. But if you do, don't have 5 firearms and thousands of rounds of ammunition in the vehicle
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
I guess he didn't want to pay the toll
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
With ancient mugshot goodness
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