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headlines found matching 'Police'
Thu December 08, 2022
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
NJ hospital fined $63K for 1) poor infection control 2) failure to secure potent narcotics 3) firearms cache in marketing director's office including illegal high capacity magazines
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
NJ hospital fined $63K for 1) poor infection control 2) failure to secure potent narcotics 3) firearms cache in marketing director's office including illegal high capacity magazines
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Car crashes in Surprise, which means they did not see it coming
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(UPI)
 
 
 
What are neigh bors for
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(Patch)
 
 
 
Thanksgiving underwear thief is behind bars. Christmas saved
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Florida burglars attempt bank robbery. Sir, this is a Wendy's
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Wed December 07, 2022
(Minnesota Reformer)
 
 
 
Minneapolis cop, who may have committed some light abuse, given a banana stand and hundreds of thousands of dollars for her suffering
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(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
Would-be goat thief not the GOAT of goat thievery
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Peruvian President Castillo dissolves Peru's congress hours before they vote to remove him from office...annnnd he's already arrested
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
Chinese remake of "Speed" turns into "Desert Bus"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
San Francisco: Maybe we shouldn't use exploding robots to blow up suspects after all. What are we, Texas?
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Murder victim found doused in both acid and alkaline. Police believe someone was trying to have him neutralized
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(WAAY TV)
 
 
 
With Alabama's new permitless concealed carry law about to come into effect, law enforcement agencies are being defunded by loss of concealed pistol permit sales
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(DFW Star-Telegram)
 
 
 
Woman leaves 50 lbs of human poop in front of Texas police station in illegal dumping incident
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Child labor isn't just for Third World countries anymore
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Proves there is no try?
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Tue December 06, 2022
(Mark Hall)
 
 
 
Man to spend up to 40 years in prison for card store robbery. Got no Good Luck or Sympathy from the judge. But that 40th anniversary one might be one to look forward to
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Vacationing Chicago Cop transforms into Florida Man
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Vacationing Chicago Cop transforms into Florida Man
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Denver police test Apple's new Find My Lawsuit feature
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(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
Cops responding to shots fired call notice high profile vehicle attempting low orbit takeoff, give brief chase, but 0 points as he failed to stick the landing
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(Politico)
 
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Capitol Hill Police and surviving family members receiving Congressional Gold Medals: Here's a handshake for you Nancy Pelosi, and one for you Chuck Schumer. Mitch McConnell and Kevin McCarthy: "Can we get handshakes too?" HANDSHAKES DENIED
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Tampa Police Chief resigns after acting like every other person who drives a golf cart to dinner
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(WPBF West Palm Beach)
 
 
 
I guess that's one way to settle a dispute over a laundry room door. Not a good way, but then again, this IS Florida
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(WPBF West Palm Beach)
 
 
 
I guess that's one way to settle a dispute over a laundry room door. Not a good way, but then again, this IS Florida
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
St. Louis Cardinals announcer Dan McLaughlin a shoo-in for this year's Tony La Russa award
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Scottsdale Police: emergency school lockdowns last week were actually because of AC/DC
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
There is a sale at Dollar General? We're gate crashing
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(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
Suspect who taunted a special needs kid, then knocked out the eye of a woman defending him, is arrested. Surprisingly, Florida isn't mentioned anywhere in the article
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Mon December 05, 2022
(WKRN Nashville)
 
 
 
"We had to prevent a 2nd Bowling Green Massacre"
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Grinch attacks reindeer in booze induced fury
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
The woman who bragged about the power going out in Moore County in protest of a drag show has a bit of a history. And yep, it's pretty much what you'd expect
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(News On 6 Tulsa)
 
 
 
Apparently, there is a new social media prank trend going on. If you own a car and go shopping, you might want to read this
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Florida man sees police officer on a horse, then can't believe he's arrested for doing what any Florida man is expected to do in that situation
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(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Clearwater PD: Florida man had sex with dog in front of people including children; damaged church property, a mailbox and potted plants. On the plus side Florida has no state income tax
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(El Paso Times)
 
 
 
Man arrested after shooting at aptly named bar
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Florida cop 'jokingly' fires gun he thought was unloaded into the chest of his Florida cop buddy, killing him instantly, and is instead deprived of the laughs he so craved for his wit and guile
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Hertz to settle hundreds of false-arrest claims. In other news, if you were late returning your rental Geo, Hertz called the po-po on you
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(Fox11 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Family dog chases squirrel into neighbor's yard, where they all quickly discover he's a gun-nut
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Shooting homeowners association president, her husband over "HOA issues" guarantees you'll be finding new accommodations very soon
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Sun December 04, 2022
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
The going rate for target practice on unarmed men in Arizona just jumped to $8 million
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(WTAJ)
 
 
 
Man admits that he drank, "not nearly enough," said he was, "here," and was about to be released to his family when he tried to snack like Dahmer
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(Florida Politics)
 
 
 
DeSantis suspends citizen-elected prosecutor for being a "woke ideologue," leading to DeSantis officials having to define woke in court. "The belief there are systemic injustices in American society and the need to address them." So, the Deep State?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If Catfishing was an Olympic sport, this New Zealand man might take the gold for managing to swindle a police car
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Going 62 mph slower than the speed limit? Apparently, some cops might not like that
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Cops search apartment to find paperwork to prove ownership of motorcycle involved in murder of teen. Find three handguns, multiple pistol and AR-15 magazines, ammo, four pounds of marijuana and suspect hiding between toilet and bathtub under shower curtain
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(ABC 57 South Bend)
 
 
 
Pop quiz hotshot: You're looking at houses and while inside one, you spot an alarm clock. What do you do? What do you do??
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(InsideNova)
 
 
 
VA lawmakers are hard at work looking to bring the equivalent of a DUI checkpoint for marijuana to the roads. I mean, sure, there's no way to actually check for marijuana "intoxication" like with alcohol, but they're not going to let that stop them
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(MassLive)
 
 
 
Officials question security protocols, Indiana Jones fandom after man brings gun to Sword Game
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
House for sale: 2 bedrooms, 1 1/2 bath, baseboard heat, full basement, one owner
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
House for sale: 2 bedrooms, 1 1/2 bath, baseboard heat, full basement, one owner
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Please excuse Shannon for biting, kicking, and spitting on six deputies after she was kicked off a plane on Thanksgiving for asking passengers she thought to be Latino if they were "smuggling cocaine." Sincerely, Epstein's Uncle (AKA Chris Christie)
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(1011 Now Lincoln)
 
 
 
UNO Police investigate note found in student Catholic Center. *lays down a draw four*
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Sat December 03, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
Group arrested for cleaning up graffiti
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
I'm shocked, shocked that the city of Vallejo "inadvertently" destroyed the records of five police shootings before they could be released to the public
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
I'm shocked, shocked that the city of Vallejo "inadvertently" destroyed the records of five police shootings before they could be released to the public
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
70-year-old drives 7 miles on DC trail before striking an 80-year-old woman walking to the same farmers market
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(Pittsburgh Tribune-Review)
 
 
 
You'll shoot some guy's eyes out kid
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
"Stop (BANG) ... or I'll shoot"
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
"Stop (BANG) ... or I'll shoot"
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Splash Mountain drying up
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(Variety)
 
 
 
The top 20 British crime dramas on TV and streaming. If you enjoy Detective Inspectors, Chief Constables, notable UK actors, and impenetrable cop banter, these shows are for you
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Responsible gun owner stands his ground through closed front door against 15-year-old Warnock canvasser
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Fri December 02, 2022
(4Utah.com)
 
 
 
Sure, you want to 'see your mom.' But why did you want to 'scare the police?' And getting 9 felonies on your way to see her is sure to prevent you from seeing her very soon. Son, I am disappoint
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(4Utah.com)
 
 
 
Sure, you want to 'see your mom.' But why did you want to 'scare the police?' And getting 9 felonies on your way to see her is sure to prevent you from seeing her very soon. Son, I am disappoint
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(News9 Oklahoma)
 
 
 
Oklahoma police warning residents to be on the lookout for A: Wild dogs? B: Bears? or C: Porch pirates?
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(News9 Oklahoma)
 
 
 
Oklahoma police warning residents to be on the lookout for A: Wild dogs? B: Bears? or C: Porch pirates?
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(MPR News)
 
 
 
Minneapolis police chief concerned at only getting an $8 Million budget increase instead of $9M, says they spend that much on bullets for a typical minority traffic stop
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(MSN)
 
 
 
UK yoga teacher convicted of putting a tenant in Corpse Pose permanently
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Police sources said the coconuts could have killed the entire Eastern Seaboard
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Golf dispute leads to mayhem in Mississippi casino parking lot
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(ABC7 Chicago)
 
 
 
Luckily, he was wearing his official UPS uniform pants
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Aw, isn't that cute. A dog driving a car. And look there's a baby driving a bus
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Of course, there's always a reason why you're traveling around with a severed head
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(NBC4i)
 
 
 
Ways to know you've had too much to drink: falling down, peeing your pants, getting shot and not knowing it, puking. You Farkers know what it's like
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Police called when car crashes into Goodwill store. Police still on phone when car crashes into Goodwill a second time.. BONUS: an employee of the Goodwill. DOUBLE BONUS: Huffing paint the whole time
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(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Manchester NH residents shocked find their guns stolen from their unlocked vehicles
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(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
Fugitive: why did you leave me out of the most wanted list? Police: you're right. Sorry for our mistake. You have two warrants, we're on our way
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Parenting can be hard. Real hard
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Some kid actually wanted to try the Metaverse
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(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
Party guest arrested over shockingly bad behavior
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
An attorney walks into a bar, shoots at ex-girlfriend who works there, and is at home watching Netflix for a measly $4 grand. #Texas
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Thu December 01, 2022
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Carjacking falls flat after trio fails to notice that the car they are swiping was waiting for a tire change
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Gallant switches off their roommate's stereo when the noise is annoying. Goofus switches off their roommate's ventilator when the noise is annoying
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Authorities say internet sleuths trying to solve University of Idaho murders are "extremely dangerous." Guy with the knife agrees
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Authorities say internet sleuths trying to solve University of Idaho murders are "extremely dangerous." Guy with the knife agrees
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(Tampa Bay Times)
 
 
 
"No stranger to legal problems": Battery arrest warrant issued for Antonio Brown
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(KSTP St. Paul)
 
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When your dad is Batman
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(KSTP St. Paul)
 
Hero
 
When your dad is Batman
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Neighbor of Philadelphia man accused of cutting off his wife's head: "I'm not surprised"
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Neighbor of Philadelphia man accused of cutting off his wife's head: "I'm not surprised"
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(The US Sun)
 
 
 
Dog The Bounty Hunter's latest partner drops dead during ZOOM call with wife, remind subby to avoid Dog's "Bounty Hunter" offers on LinkedIn
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(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
Science experiment ends up allowing students to get out of school early
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Attorney recalls being drugged, robbed by two women in the Hollywood Hills, and not fondly
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(CNN)
 
 
 
It's starting to look like the police involved in investigating those four dead University of Idaho students got their training from the same place as all those internet detectives who broke the Boston Marathon bombing case wide open
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Uvalde survivors to the "police" who allowed the slaughter: How's $27 billion sound to you?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Back-up Florida QB has been "suspended indefinitely" from the program, but he's not exactly available anyway as he's just been arrested on child porn charges
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Police chief allowed to retire from force, avoid jail, get blowjob
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Father shows underage son how to clean AR-15 with safety off, on TV tray, manages to shoot young daughter in her hip, lower abdomen. Alcoholism definitely involved
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Father shows underage son how to clean AR-15 with safety off, on TV tray, manages to shoot young daughter in her hip, lower abdomen. Alcoholism definitely involved
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Wed November 30, 2022
(CBS News)
 
 
 
The new season of Parking Wars is emphasizing the war part
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Right to record police vs. Risk of live-streaming the location of the incident in real-time. This fight is sanctioned by the US Court System and the referee will be the US Court of Appeals for the Fourth Circuit LETS GET READY TO RUM
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Right to record police vs. Risk of live-streaming the location of the incident in real-time. This fight is sanctioned by the US Court System and the referee will be the US Court of Appeals for the Fourth Circuit LETS GET READY TO RUM
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(Today)
 
 
 
Casey Anthony stars in her own version of "If I Did It"
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(KMOV St. Louis)
 
 
 
"The customer and employee got into an argument. Both men then pulled out guns and exchanged shots"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Jerry Jones is unfazed by Odell Beckham Jr. airplane incident
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Kalamazoo police on the lookout for six escaped emus
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
This "Bad Grandpa" sequel is LIT
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(Politico)
 
 
 
DeSantis's hiatman testifies in court that he was DeSantis's hiatman and that by god he's right. BS legal arguments included
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(Southgate News-Herald)
 
 
 
Chuck E. Cheese employee hides in office 'til cops arrest 'burglars,' er, carpet cleaners, who employee didn't recognize... which should give you an idea of how often they clean their carpets
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
If a tree falls in the forest, and only a meth-head is around, does it make a sound?
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(KHON2 Honolulu)
 
 
 
Movie idea: crook poses as hotel valet, steals car instead. Lame: it's only a Chevy Malibu. Lamer: it's on an island, so he can't even cross the county line
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Tue November 29, 2022
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
The police are in hot purse-ute
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Once again, every supposed teenager online is a cop, although usually that cop doesn't murder the victim's family
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Once again, every supposed teenager online is a cop, although usually that cop doesn't murder the victim's family
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(AP News)
 
 
 
"Can't organize student protests if all the students are sent home." -- that's what Xi said (probably)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"I hope your house is okay"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"I hope your house is okay"
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Day 279 of WW3: Russians could soon mobilize men in occupied part of Kherson. Orcs to bring in riot police to carry out mobilizing men in the southern occupied territories. What could possibly go wrong? It's your Tuesday Ukraine war discussion
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
San Francisco police clarify that their new killer robots won't be equipped with firearms. Will kill using bombs instead. Whew. I was worried for minute there
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
San Francisco police clarify that their new killer robots won't be equipped with firearms. Will kill using bombs instead. Whew. I was worried for minute there
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
If you've misplaced your foot, Richmond police would very much like to hear from you
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(Tullahoma News)
 
 
 
Hoisted by his stolen petard
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
"He's heading right for us." Well, um, "He's running away from us"
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(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Missing Fort Worth woman finally reconnected with her family 51 years later. She was abducted as a baby and never knew she was 20 minutes from her birth family the entire time
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Mon November 28, 2022
(Central Maine)
 
 
 
There is stupid and there is a cop leaving their car running with the doors unlocked and an AR-15 in the trunk
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(Central Maine)
 
 
 
There is stupid and there is a cop leaving their car running with the doors unlocked and an AR-15 in the trunk
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Rough Riders criminally charged
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(AP News)
 
 
 
After being railed on by citizens and hitting a few bumps on the way, Europol steps on European cocaine 'super cartel,' arresting 49 who were cut out, lined up and blown away before getting together and making a bunch of calls at 430 am
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
It's not a Santa Claus parade until one of them gets drunk and tries to start fights with families
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Virginia man wanted for assault with a deadly weapon for shooting Metrobus. The bus is expected to survive
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Chinese police bravely protect BBC reporter against Covid by beating and arresting him
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(AP News)
 
 
 
After upset win, Morocco fans take to the streets to celebrate and are soon joined by hateful rioters
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(ProPublica)
 
 
 
A law enforcement training course promises those attending that they'll acquire the power to solve murders just by listening to a 911 call. Cops are using this junk science to convict people calling for help
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Pro-tip: If you kill someone and can't figure how to dispose of the body, don't ask for advice on Instagram
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Pro-tip: If you kill someone and can't figure how to dispose of the body, don't ask for advice on Instagram
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Congressman who was elected to craft, consider and vote on legislation says: "gun problem can't be solved by legislation." NRA sends him more $$$
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Sun November 27, 2022
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Nobody killed in drive-by shooting at Nashville church. Jesus saves
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Odell Beckham Jr reportedly "coming in and out of consciousness" and has been escorted off a plane. He must have had the fish
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(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Man thinks he can leave his car unlocked while it's warming up outside his own apartment - forgets the times we live in, the nature of man, the Devil who mocks him, and the uncaring Universe
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(Hickory Daily Record)
 
 
 
When you don't want to get dressed up to go shoot at Walmart
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Tourist poses near edge of cliff for photos and decides to do somersault. What could go wrong?
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(KVIA El Paso)
 
 
 
El Paso Sheriff's Office would like to remind everyone that the Texas "open carry" law does not apply to Black or Brown people
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(Local 12 Cincinnati)
 
 
 
He is definitely a trailer park boy
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Sat November 26, 2022
(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
Angry bus hijacker didn't like NPC's talking behind his back, earns five GTA stars by hitting ten cars
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(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
11foot8 bridge meet 12foot6 tunnel
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Trudeau defends using emergency powers against morons
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Fri November 25, 2022
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
This is certainly a new one: "According to the affidavits, there was no indication of alcohol or drug influence or mental health issues"
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(Fox5 DC)
 
 
 
Criminal justice reform pioneer shot dead in southeast DC, which is not the proof of concept its backers wanted
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(Fox5 DC)
 
 
 
Criminal justice reform pioneer shot dead in southeast DC, which is not the proof of concept its backers wanted
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(WHIO Dayton)
 
 
 
Man breaks up kindling for fire and then....whoa that's weird
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Hey, Rocky! Watch me pull a murder suspect out of my hat. This time for sure
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
The gun shop told him of the waiting period, but he replied "But I'm mad now"
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
You must marry your rapist or be punished in Qatar. GQP taking notes
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
A driver got stuck and called 911, so naturally the cops responded and killed him, and naturally a lawsuit was filed against the cops. Good work, stupid cops. "When you force escalation with someone with disabilities it doesn't end well,"
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
The police either didn't realize the cameras were running or simply didn't care. They've been named, as well. Just another day in a Murica
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Thu November 24, 2022
(People Magazine)
 
Hero
 
Indiana police officer and wife adopt an infant girl who was dropped off at a baby box when she was less than a day old
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(WUSA9)
 
 
 
Bad luck: Being a 15-year-old driver without a license and ramming the back of a car. Really bad luck: Being a 15-year-old driver without a license and ramming the back of a state trooper's car
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(Metro)
 
 
 
If you live in the UK, today you'll find out if you were one of 70,000 people involved in the country's biggest scam
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(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
Oregon: Cannabis-burglar boppers are outmatched by police chopper coppers
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Did we really need another example reminder there are zero hot teens willing to have a lewd text session. Even you, Teach
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The speaker at a white supremacist conference who was using the pseudonym Daniel Vinyard, a neo-Nazi character from "American History X," who was going to give a talk on "The Vilification of Police," is the just-retired Captain of the Boise PD
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Oh look, Prince Squealon must not have been the center of attention for a whole nanosecond
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
600kg of cannabis goes missing from police evidence locker in India; police blame hungry rats. Bhang-up job you're doing there, officers
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Wed November 23, 2022
(KLKN-TV Lincoln)
 
 
 
What the Pho? Grandma yells at car thieves who just stole her car with grand kids inside. Thieves immediately crash into building
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(KLKN-TV Lincoln)
 
 
 
What the Pho? Grandma yells at car thieves who just stole her car with grand kids inside. Thieves immediately crash into building
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(Lancashire Telegraph)
 
 
 
"He tooted through the glove box but nothing was taken." Smeller is the feller rule invoked
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(KRTV Great Falls)
 
 
 
Two men shot in Butte die of head injuries
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(KRTV Great Falls)
 
 
 
Two men shot in Butte die of head injuries
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
In a move that nearly every police department will follow if tolerated, San Francisco police is trying to authorize robots to use deadly force
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(WSBT Mishawaka)
 
 
 
'Twas the night 'fore Thanksgiving/And out at the bars/All the people were drinking/Hope they're not driving cars. Happy Drunk/Blackout Wednesday
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Hoard of ancient Celtic gold coins stolen from museum. Police searching for time-traveling Vikings
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(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
Marijuana cases are clogging up the criminal courts in the Lehigh Valley. To make matters worse, you can walk across the bridge from Easton to Phillipsburg and buy legal pot
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The guy who killed at least six people at a Virginia Walmart was a Walmart employee. So...lone wolf? Mentally unfit? Incel? Walton hater? This is your thread for wild speculation
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Las Vegas Dukes of Hazzard Volvo chased into the darkness by ex-Navy Seal at 100mph
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(14 News Evansville)
 
 
 
Shots fired outside appropriately named pawn shop
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(Colorado Sun)
 
 
 
So you're a school administrator investigating sexting between students? Congrats, you're now facing jail time for possessing child pornography and your career is shot
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(Colorado Sun)
 
 
 
So you're a school administrator investigating sexting between students? Congrats, you're now facing jail time for possessing child pornography and your career is shot
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Campus police officer resigns after being investigated for sexual assault, gets new job investigating sexual assaults
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(First Coast News)
 
Hero
 
Police officer jumps into lake, pulls baby from water, administers CPR, saving child's life, all caught on body cam. Difficulty: Cop can't swim
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Reset the egg timer. "Probably less than 10 " dead in VA Walmart
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Tue November 22, 2022
(WRAL)
 
 
 
News helicopter makes news
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Excellent Service, Neat and Tidy Vehicle, Excellent Evasive Driving Skills
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(WBUR Boston)
 
 
 
NPR listeners learn the shocking truth the rest of us have known for ages
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Holy Trinity 2.0: The Dominatrix, the Dominatrix, and the Priest
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(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Police say burglar made off with $20,000 to $25,000 from church. Church claims only a small amount if anything was stolen. Who to believe?
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(Fox Business)
 
 
 
If the drive thru worker forgets the sauce with your meal: Gallant politely reminds them, Goofus drives around the Wendy's waving a stolen gun
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Another day, another youth minister arrested for over 200 counts of possession of child pornography. No word on sermons about the evils of drag shows
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Another day, another youth minister arrested for over 200 counts of possession of child pornography. No word on sermons about the evils of drag shows
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Senior citizens are committing more crimes, presumably to get better health care in prison
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Senior citizens are committing more crimes, presumably to get better health care in prison
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Several weeks before 4 college students were stabbed to death in Moscow, ID, pet dog was "skinned from head to tail" in its backyard at night. Probably nothing
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(Fox5 DC)
 
 
 
Dear DC Hilton Garden Inn staff: Everything was fine except for the murder of one of the guests. 1 Star
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(Fox5 DC)
 
 
 
Dear DC Hilton Garden Inn staff: Everything was fine except for the murder of one of the guests. 1 Star
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Mon November 21, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
It's either evidence we need to repeal the 2nd Amendment or evidence we should abolish all laws because criminals don't follow them
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(NPR)
 
 
 
It's either evidence we need to repeal the 2nd Amendment or evidence we should abolish all laws because criminals don't follow them
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Now that the election is over and we're not fearmongering about violent crime any more, let's deal with society's real problems - like teens attempting to reboot "Jackass"
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(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
County-owned BBQ Response Unit destroyed by drunk drivin' deputy
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(San Francisco Chronicle)
 
 
 
Someone is severely injured in San Francisco traffic every 14 hours. Maybe they should be more careful
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Look at the tag and test your intuition. Did a surgeon or sheriff say the following? -- "We've changed the looks of his groin forever, if you know what I mean"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Yes, hack the planet
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(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
DeSatan's two flights to relocate immigrants from San Antonio to Martha's Vineyard cost a little over $153,000. So of course the state paid more than $1.5 million to contractor for them
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(San Gabriel Valley Tribune)
 
 
 
Colorado Club Shooter was a prior known quantity
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
There's rebelling against your family, and then there's this asshole
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(14 News Evansville)
 
 
 
Pro Tip: If you win a large sum of money, don't tell someone online and ask for a meet up at a cheap motel
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(Bring Me the News)
 
 
 
That would be in the butt. Twice
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Sun November 20, 2022
(Daily Snark)
 
Weeners
 
Vikings honor the hardest working veteran doctor policeman priest
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Elderly couple attacked at Elton John concert two nights earlier than is alright
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(Madame Noire)
 
 
 
A 9-year-old Black girl spraying lantern flies nearby? Better call in SWAT
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Why bother even owning a clock in the only industrialized country where this regularly happens? Five dead, multiple wounded in shooting at Colorado Springs gay nightclub
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Customs seize so much cocaine in Belgium that incinerators can no longer keep up. Don Jr. volunteers to help
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Members of master race fail to master 7 proxies
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Sat November 19, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
God is trying to defund the police
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
Granddaughter got run over by a Christmas float
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Troy McClure tried to warn them, but did anyone in this Welsh village listen?
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
LAPD and Union Pacific Railroad Police arrest 22 train robbers, recover $18 million in stolen cargo. Woodcock would've warned them that after knocking off the U.P., you flee to Bolivia
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Search and rescue team in northern Michigan rescue hunter who fell into an icy river with the help of a very good boy. Fark: An 80-year old hunter
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
No way dude. Weighed more than a humpback whale? Just how much weed is that?
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Fri November 18, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Giovanni the ripper on the loose in Rome
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Remember kid, crime doesn't pay... Well, it paid a little
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Questions remain after Michigan voting machine ends up for sale on Ebay. But police have officially closed the case so, you know, nothing to see here
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Your dog wants arm
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(WWLP)
 
 
 
Did they expect her to deal with all those kids sober?
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
The McTat
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Eight arrested after turning wedding reception into bloodbath. They're the same picture, right?
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Eight arrested after turning wedding reception into bloodbath. They're the same picture, right?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Secret Chinese police stations are in the US secretly Chinesely policing, says the FBI
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(WWLP)
 
 
 
How drunk was he? So drunk he parked his pickup truck sideways across parking spots. Which were reserved for police. Outside a State Police barracks
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(PA Homepage)
 
 
 
It's a tricky aerial move, the Judges are sure to score it for difficulty, and... NAILED the landing
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(Fox 29 Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Wily burglar unplugs security camera after breaking in. That's not how you do it
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(MSN)
 
 
 
You don't make friends with salad
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Thu November 17, 2022
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Owners of "The Watcher" beg police to watch their house
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(Colorado Pols)
 
 
 
Aurora Colorado's newest police chief shared naked pictures of a co-worker and was a frequent guest on Info Wars. Because of course he did
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(KLKN-TV Lincoln)
 
 
 
Robbers steal almost $4000 while liquor store clerk plays video game. That's a firin'
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
UK gimp schism erupting. Gimp SCHISM, people. Schism (possible nsfw content on page)
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200. Run like heck from the aggressive dogs on Baltic Avenue
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(Martha's Vineyard Times)
 
 
 
No man is an island. And no smart man robs a bank on an island
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
DNA analysis reveals that Ro attempted to wade
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(WTHI-TV Terre Haute)
 
 
 
Indiana cop visits school to teach kids how to be police officers -- then shoots one of them. Well at least he was being honest
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(WTHI-TV Terre Haute)
 
 
 
Indiana cop visits school to teach kids how to be police officers -- then shoots one of them. Well at least he was being honest
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(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Argentina has something to be very proud of, their drunk drivers have managed to break the world breathalyzer record twice in one year
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
L.A. County Sheriff Department members are on the scene of a "run and hit" incident
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Oh, TFA has everything: brand of lifestyle tee shirts, threatening with shotguns caught on the 911 call, living in a camper, and bonus prior felony banning use of said weaponry. Welcome to Pennsyltucky
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Police manhunt for a person carrying swords and a BB gun in a mall parking lot called off after finding a store in the mall sold them
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Wed November 16, 2022
(CBC)
 
 
 
More proof Canadians leave their doors unlocked. Who? Who?
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(CBC)
 
 
 
More proof Canadians leave their doors unlocked. Who? Who?
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(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
I suppose the lesson here is if you're squatting in a house and the 80-year-old property owner comes to boot you out, don't run him through with a samurai sword or he might shoot and kill you
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Quis Custodiet Ipsos Custodes? Eric Piza. Eric Piza is watching the Watchmen. And it's a lot like watching Eric Cartman demand respect for his AUTHORITAH
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
Pro tip: if you must carjack and steal a car, do not connect your iPhone configured with your name to the car's Bluetooth
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(Insider)
 
 
 
Gavin Newsom's wife exchanges testes with Harvey Weinstein's lawyer, or something
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(The Root)
 
 
 
The Department of Justice is wicked pissed at Masshole cops in Worcester
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Floridaman offspring aged 12 & 13, organize $350k foam party in local warehouse. Warehouse owner feels lucky there were only three at the party
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Floridaman offspring aged 12 & 13, organize $350k foam party in local warehouse. Warehouse owner feels lucky there were only three at the party
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Uvalde mayor vows senior coward who knew children needed rescuing from Robb Elementary will be gone 'by the end of this week'
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Criminal Smurf has been arrested in Vegas for attempted murder
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Tue November 15, 2022
(WPRI Rhode Island)
 
 
 
Driver arrested after pursuit through six Rhode Island communities. Who knew Rhode Island had that many communities?
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(WPRI Rhode Island)
 
 
 
Driver arrested after pursuit through six Rhode Island communities. Who knew Rhode Island had that many communities?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Police: Four college students were stabbed to death; we have no suspects. Also police: There's no danger to the community
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(Portland Press Herald)
 
 
 
10 high schools. All within 1 hour of each other. Same morning. Parents, police, and kids all sent scrambling. Tag is for the "untraceable" caller who left detailed reports claiming casualties up and down the Maine coast today
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Donald Trump paid a bill
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Donald Trump paid a bill
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(CBS 19 Tyler)
 
 
 
Governor Abbott declares immigration from Mexico to be an invasion. Seems like I've heard this rhetoric before in El Paso
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man who has obviously never seen a Wile E Coyote cartoon learns the hard way about overpasses
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
2 minutes to midnight as vodak fueled Russians fire missiles into Poland, killing 2. [UPDATE: Story has been retracted and the reporter was fired]
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(ABC 27)
 
 
 
Does this taste like urine to you?
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(WNDU South Bend)
 
 
 
The good news is, they are passing their business class with flying colors
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(ITV)
 
 
 
Unable to shake her tail, Rosie decided to turn herself into the nearest police station
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(Milford Daily News)
 
 
 
Not news: people study for months for exam. News: exam is canceled at the last minute. Fark: because of a lawsuit alleging bias in an entirely different exam
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(KCCI Des Moines)
 
 
 
AWOL police officer found playing with dogs after two-day search
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Mon November 14, 2022
(WUSA9)
 
 
 
Terrorist awaiting sentencing on 5 felony convictions totally super-duper promises he'll come right back if you'll just let him skip off to the UAE for a month first
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(Blog Toronto)
 
 
 
2 out of 3 in two hours isn't bad - unless you're doing bank robberies
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Whichever farker left their truck on the side of the road in WV, the Summersville Police would like a word with you
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Drunky McChickenheir wants you all to know he's really, terribly, awfully sorry for getting caught likkered up and passed out in some stranger's home and pinky swears he'll never go back to that house again
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(Dutch News)
 
 
 
Belgian and Dutch police break up an international criminal gang dealing in some good shiat
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Mr. Madison's amendment kills 3 at Mr. Jefferson's university
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Mr. Madison's amendment kills 3 at Mr. Jefferson's university
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
I Scream, You Scream, we all scream for The Scream being bothered by two idiots
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Sun November 13, 2022
(WTAE)
 
 
 
A couple of stinkers arrested after nearly $23,000 in perfume stolen from mall
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
Hey. No take-backs
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Police summoned as fight breaks out at boxing match
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(Politico)
 
 
 
New York is about to screw up legal weed the same way that California did
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(Kare11)
 
 
 
Tennessee man arrested for stolen gun he bought lawfully
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Sat November 12, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Terminal man dies at Paris airport
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Police: that envelope containing "suspicious white powder" sent to Kari Lake's campaign office contained ... nothing
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Fri November 11, 2022
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
A man pistol-whipped and shot a Playstation 4. There's a lot more to unpack here, but that's as succinct as subby can make it
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Tesla camera catches tire thieves in action. Police: "The three look like they're working for NASCAR with the speed and practice of their theft, though we've never seen NASCAR crews have their pants slowly, slowly, slooooowly drop,"
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
"Police also provided a picture of a phallus spray-painted on a wall. News Channel 8 has chosen to withhold that image"
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(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
Armed home invasion pro tip. After you kick the door in at 11:30 pm, do not shoot your accomplice right away. Failure to follow this rule erodes your effectiveness as a home invader and provides the victims with a pistol to shoot you as you flee
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Good news for you Aussies who thrive on things that can kill you, a cruise ship 'with 800 COVID-19 patients' is set to dock in Sydney very soon
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(MSN)
 
 
 
California megachurch leader and other members arrested for slowly murdering 11-year-old child
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(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
To serve and protect your catalytic converter. Citizens who require assistance should consider becoming more metallic
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Illinois Nazis. I still hate Illinois Nazis
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(NBC Miami)
 
 
 
Sad tag trumps Florida tag as responsible gun owners leave 5 kids at home alone, return to 4
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(NBC Miami)
 
 
 
Sad tag trumps Florida tag as responsible gun owners leave 5 kids at home alone, return to 4
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Noose found at the construction site of Obama's presidential library
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Trio arrested for stealing the necessities of Florida life
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Trio arrested for stealing the necessities of Florida life
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(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
Officer fired after 2 deadly shootings can't find work, loses dog, truck, family. Just kidding, hired as officer 40 miles away
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Don't use methamphetamine or you too may find yourself illegally purchasing a wild owl, for $100, in the middle of the night, from strangers, at a local gas station. Ya rly
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Albuquerque couple face murder charges after shooting man in dispute over parking space. Guess he shouldn't have made that left turn
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Albuquerque couple face murder charges after shooting man in dispute over parking space. Guess he shouldn't have made that left turn
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(Bring Me the News)
 
 
 
Peeper's phone pics pique police pipe poofing
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Thu November 10, 2022
(KNBC 4 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Twice in one day, the world's riveted by SoCal Mobil stations when a carjacker grabs work truck keys off poor guy's kitchen table, fiery crash into gas pumps during Powerball trifecta of police chases
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Be vewy, vewy, quiet...It's Babbit season derpderpderpderpderpderpderp
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(KSN Wichita)
 
 
 
Suspicious package shuts down post office. Suspect is a one-armed man. Wait, is Harrison Ford in town?
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Pimp outside motel drives on wrong side of street to inform trio of attractive sex workers that he'll make them "real money," ignoring the First Rule of Attractive Sex Worker Club
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(Tech Dirt)
 
 
 
When you lie about why you stopped a driver, be sure your body cam isn't recording Deputy Fife
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
Weeners
 
D) club her with a 10-pound tube of meat
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(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
No knock. Who's there? You're outta here
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Wed November 09, 2022
(NHK World (Japan))
 
 
 
Fresh arrest warrants served for peach thieves who ap-pear-ently have done this sort of thing before
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(The Mainichi (Japan))
 
 
 
Yakuza boss arrested for using the old "severed pig's head with knives in the eyes" tactic on (a) witness (b) shop owner (c) mediator of internal gang dispute
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(KCRA 3 Sacramento)
 
 
 
Tornado hits Galt, tchotchkes, knick knacks, old copies of "Atlas Shrugged" strewn for miles
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Wasteful noodle arm identified
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Some people get really excited while flying to Detroit and away from NYC
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Scary: FL Neo-Nazi randomly picks a black family to harass and attack on the freeway. Amusing: He gets choked out when he tries to fight his would-be victim who is MMA-trained. Spiffy: and now he gets to spend 2 years in jail
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(WHDH Boston)
 
 
 
Anesthesiologist caught in child sex trafficking sting operation expected to plead N₂O contest
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
The "freedom convoy" disrupted life in Canada, but they didn't do it alone - the cops were secretly helping
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Murder suspect caught while shoplifting laundry detergent fails to make clean getaway
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Murder suspect caught while shoplifting laundry detergent fails to make clean getaway
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(KRQE News)
 
 
 
Shoplifter gets busted for the old eggnog-in-the-pants maneuver, pleads the fifth, because no one should never, ever admit to the old eggnog-in-the-pants maneuver
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Tue November 08, 2022
(WGAL 8)
 
 
 
Shots fired into York house. Police should be on the lookout for those wearing the the Red Rose of Lancaster
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Hey, guys. If a woman rejects you, don't make a song for her, then stalk her at work to make her listen, then follow her when she leaves, then go to the police to protect you because her father threatened you
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(KNWA Arkansas)
 
 
 
Shiatfaced after a wedding reception? Ask a deputy for a ride home. Or, if you ARE a deputy, just drive your unmarked official vehicle, containing 3 pistols, a rifle magazine and boxes of ammo. Surely that will work
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
The woman who was nearly killed by a train after cops stranded her on the tracks gets to be criminally charged at the same time that they do
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(WBAY Green Bay)
 
 
 
This old man, he played one. He played knick knack on my thumb. With a knick knack paddy whack, give the dog a bone. This old man's head never came rolling home
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Mon November 07, 2022
(KSNT Topeka)
 
 
 
Someone REALLY wanted their pizza
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
In the years before Viagra, floppy discs were common
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Robert Downey Jr. would like his shtick back
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Officers helped this runaway piggy go wee, wee, wee all the way home
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(Patch)
 
 
 
[_Movie_] Victim Of [_Song_] Attempted Carjacking: [_TV_Show_]
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Tomorrow on Fark: "That is not who I am"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Now that the full picture of the attack on Paul Pelosi has emerged, "incompetent" would be a kind word to describe the response of the San Francisco Police department
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Don Jr. makes a campaign donation
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Woman refuses cops' order to stay away from scene of warrant being served, steals suspect's SUV, leads cops on 30-minute chase, crashes SUV into cop car, flees on foot, gets tazed, has bag full of narcotics and meth. The Arrestocrats
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(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Looks like police need to add "How to distinguish live rounds from blanks" to their training program
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Sun November 06, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
Footloose .... Oops
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The pain in Spain comes mainly cuz they obtained all your maryjane
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Was it a D-cell? Those can be pretty nasty if you huck them hard enough
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Sat November 05, 2022
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Aaron Carter beats Shaq to death
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