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Thu November 15, 2018
(YouGov)
 
 
 
New poll from the Institute of Obvious Statistics: Black Americans less likely to feel safe during police interactions
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(YouGov)
 
 
 
New poll from the Institute of Obvious Statistics: Black Americans less likely to feel safe during police interactions
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(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Normal: being sought by police for possession of drugs. Fark: being sought by police for not possessing drugs
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Trump admits that the police and military are rife with White Supremacists, surprising nobody
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Wed November 14, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
In West Virginia, it takes a village to capture a drunk and staggering raccoon
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(JSOnline)
 
 
 
If you get a DUI in Milwaukee and the police have to tow your vehicle, it will cost you about three hundred bucks to get your daughter out of the impound lot
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
Hot sauce used as weapon in store holdup
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(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
Avenatti's wife calls bullshiat on TMZ article that she called police. Oh hey, you know NBC did a big story on Roger Stone right as this story broke
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Three men found guilty of plotting 2016 attacks on Melbourne, having clearly forgotten that Aussies literally thrive in an ecosystem designed to inflict pain and death. Bombs are merely audible farts to them
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(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
 
 
That bomb-making chemical that's so volatile al-Qaida calls it the "mother of Satan"? A man caught with it said he was just making fireworks. To be fair, he IS a Florida man
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
New Jersey man arrested for DUI, tells cops he drank too much because "the Jets suck"
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(Straits Times)
 
 
 
Learn the recipe for a novel and apparently intoxicating brew and immediately regret that you now know
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Tue November 13, 2018
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
When President Trump sends the military to the border, he's not sending their best. They bring crime, they're rapists, and some, I assume, are good people
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Rick Scott: What good is the popular vote if I don't win?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
British woman killed by crossbow. Police say her death was due to some kind of quarrel
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
20-year-old North Carolina man charged with threatening a synagogue, distribution of anti-Semitic leaflets, bad case of acne
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(WKOW Madison)
 
 
 
Photographer who took the Baraboo, WI Class of 2019 Sieg Heil picture says this is all a misunderstanding. The boys were just waving to a passing cheese fuhrer
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
When Fred Flintstone gets pulled over for speeding by cops, it's not a yabba-dabba-doo time
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Army National Guard lands Chinook helicopter at Veterans Day parade, forgets to clear landing zone
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Mythical black Republican tries to canvass for candidate, gets arrested for no reason, gets police called on him the next day, and has to be rescued from racist neighbors by old white lady
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
It seems the key to living through an incident in which a police officer enters your home thinking it's their own is for the cop to be drunk
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Mystery pig finds itself in police cruiser
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
You're already a naked Peeping Tom - was the dab on the security video really necessary?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Tonight on Stupid Criminal Tricks: Darwin Edition, sanguine sneak thief scratches self, silently slips away
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(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Man who might be the next mass shooter has been released from police custody. Fark needs a Farkin' Terrified tag
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Mon November 12, 2018
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Stolen kiteboarding dog returned by Facebooking millennial. Today's word salad headline has been brought to you by Tampa, Florida
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Relationship of First Lady Melania Trump with her stepdaughter Ivanka "strained and complicated". Awkward and Giggity tag nod knowingly
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Was it Mr. Green Gambler, Professor Plum Powdergun, Mr. White Whizzbang, or Colonel Mustard Madness in the lavatory with the dynamite? Modern investigators hunt for clue as to who killed 52 people in 1965
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
The DEA and ICE have put an "undisclosed number" of covert surveillance cameras inside streetlights across the country with no oversight on how or where they can be used
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Why did the armed Florida Man cross the road? Police hope to find out
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(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
Security guard stops attempted mass shooting. Responding cops shoot and kill the security guard. Why yes, the guard was black, why do you ask?
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
You want to kill your wife's new lover. Do you: 1. Use a gun 2. Stab him 3. Plow your new plum-colored Nissan Altima into his bedroom
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(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
Threesomes don't usually include random home invaders, but who are we to judge?
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
State AG Pam Bondi lashes out against law enforcement department for not opening investigation of voter fraud claims by her Batboy boss Rick Scott. That's how departments independent of political appointees are supposed to run
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(CBS San Francisco)
 
 
 
What could be lower than looting? How about looting while disguised as fire services workers
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(CBS San Francisco)
 
 
 
What could be lower than looting? How about looting while disguised as fire services workers
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Sun November 11, 2018
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
If you have to stop in the middle of your shooting spree to question on social media whether or not people will think you're crazy, the answer is pretty much a foregone conclusion
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(WLOS 13 Asheville)
 
 
 
North Carolina school superintendent cancels play after determining that Shakespeare is "inappropriate for high school audiences"
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Dear Mr. Policeman: If Allegiant Airlines says you're too drunk to fly, try United instead
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(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Georgia jail inmates write letter honoring fallen officer
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The police would like you know if you need help you should dial 9-1-1, not post something on Facebook
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Sat November 10, 2018
(Northwest Indiana Times)
 
 
 
State police raid gated community's "security" office. Turns out, rent-a-cops may not be legally authorized to pull people over with illegally modified cars, detain them, and shake them down for HOA money. Oh, and drugs
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(Independent)
 
 
 
New study says four in ten Brits would lie if they could get away with it. The other six couldn't even tell the truth to the researchers
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
For sale, vintage sixty-year-old Austin A35. May need slight restoration work
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Fri November 09, 2018
(UPI)
 
 
 
Citizens of Shoshone, Idaho you can now rest easy; the elusive turkey that was terrorizing your streets has been cornered and caught, and is now in captivity awaiting basting in a couple of weeks
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Allen Park police: ♪ There ain't no poop on our roads, there ain't no poop on our roads, there may be poop on some of you choads but there ain't no poop on our roads. ♪
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Important tips for SWAT officers on a house raid: practice trigger discipline, never let Officer Jenkins use the battering ram, and make sure you're at the right house
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Australia's latest superhero, Trolley Man, uses shopping trolley to help police subdue alleged terrorist who lit car on fire in Melbourne's Bourke Street Mall and stabbed several people, killing one person
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
On his way out the Keebler Elf baked up policies requiring politicians sign off on police brutality and civil rights violation investigations. Because if the past few years have shown anything it was too easy to investigate police
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Thu November 08, 2018
(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
16-year-old demonstrates the need for police to have armored vehicles. In Canada
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Florida Man, college football edition: "I don't give a damn about the Gators"
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
"Man Shot, Killed in Target." Well, he was for a second there, yeah
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(Liverpool Echo)
 
 
 
All it takes is one person to store a grenade on top of a wardrobe to ruin a lot of profitable drug businesses. This is why we can't have nice things
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(WHDH Boston)
 
 
 
Gordon Ramsay involved in road rage incident that wounded a child. On the scene is Wichita Chief of Police Gordon Ramsay SORRY I NEED TO READ AHEAD NEXT TIME
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(Al Bawaba)
 
 
 
Two British women attack Mosque with booze and bacon. Unlike Subby, was not Mosque's sexual fantasy
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Mass shootings have grown in frequency and magnitude to the point where we have a Second-Timers Club
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Thousand Oaks gunman was ex-Marine armed with .45 cal. Glock with extended magazine. Ok, gunners, why do you need an extended mag on a handgun - other than to kill a shiat-ton of people?
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(CBS Baltimore)
 
 
 
Pro tip: when the police show up at your door at 5 in the morning and ask you to surrender your gun, don't point it at them
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Police officer lost his life trying to save others during the Thousand Oaks shooting. He was one year from retirement
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(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Another day, another mass shooting, this one a bar in California leaving 13 dead including the shooter and a cop. Instead of a clock, maybe a metronome is better?
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(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
Active shooter situation underway in a bar in Thousand Oaks, California
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(Some Iowan By Birth)
 
 
 
Four was one of three in George, grabbing forty-four, wasting pumpkins near Casey's. One was tazed, it was Four. Seriously
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Wed November 07, 2018
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
The state of New Hampshire's DMV wishes to remind everyone that despite the recent attempt, they are not a drive through service
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(The Korea Times)
 
 
 
King of porn detained for assault and abuse of employees. In related news, pornography is a constitutional monarchy
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(Bozeman Daily Chronicle)
 
 
 
A white woman in Montana was arrested for harassing a black man standing in line to vote: "Go back where you came from," she told him, unaware someone was recording her hateful, racist attacks
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Whatta you mean I missed my funeral? I could have used the time off
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Tue November 06, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"Teen accused of killing his mother over bad grades is 'very proud of his work,' police say." No, we're not doing phrasing on this one
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
There's at least one Republican who doesn't think 17 is too old. Which is nice, I guess
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(WNEM Saginaw)
 
 
 
Need to hose up an election? Just do like these folks and host an armed intruder training at a polling location on election day. Asinine tag last seen in a staged shootout with police with 100 feet of the door
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Russian oligarch who bought a mansion from President Donald Trump detained by police in Monaco in connection to corruption probe
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
We understand that elections can be harrowing, but that doesn't mean you're allowed to blow up the Supervisor of Elections Office, Florida Man
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida man breaks in, strips down to underwear, and then jumps into crocodile pool at alligator farm. But don't worry, folks. The crocodiles are okay
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Police officers corral escaped pig by feeding it snacks, which is no doubt considered professional courtesy
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Had it been actual Tupperware, his fate would have been sealed
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(Some Stoned Guy)
 
 
 
Breathalyzer tests for the stoners behind the wheel? Put down the bong, government
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Police seek man accused of performing lewd acts since 2015, claim he's gotten stale and needs to learn some new material already
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(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Michigan Man tries to claim titlebelt from Florida Man
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Mon November 05, 2018
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
One dead, one missing from "Cold Water Swim Group" that went for a dip in Lake Michigan during storm. Nude Skydiving Club and Bear Wrestling Team plan to send flowers
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida or Dumbass? Both: There must be fifty ways to leave your lover. This way was not in the lyrics
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(WXYZ Detroit)
 
 
 
Dispelling the lazy millennial myth, 23 year old woman robs four banks in 24 hours. And a fifth within a week
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Y'all Qaeda is now starting to utilize training in tactics officials have previously seen with ISIS, but no one talks about it because it's domestic terrorism
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"South Park Susan" harasses two women in parking lot, promptly loses job, apartment and respect. (with video)
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
K-9 officer killed in Michigan by fleeing suspect. Hug your dog a little closer tonight, and say a prayer for Axe
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Laws are for harassing the people, not punishing big corporations
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Sun November 04, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
#MermaidsToo
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Sat November 03, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Fisherman rescued from sea cliff after being pursued by aggressive seal team
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(Facebook)
 
 
 
Twins
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Fri November 02, 2018
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Men arrested for smashing pumpkins, claim that despite all of their rage they are still just rats in a cage
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
Students at an historically black college in North Carolina are in fear for their lives after a white classmate posted on social media she "wished she could take credit" for the MAGAbomber's terror attacks
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
"Trick or treat!" "Have some poop"
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(WJRT)
 
 
 
Woman survives five day ordeal of being trapped in bathtub. Doctors say she'll be fine, but her fingers may never recover from being pruny
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
It is usually not a good idea to steal some cocaine from a drug dealer. You might end up being fed to some hogs
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Looks like there's another MAGAbomber out there, per FBI
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Donald Trump arrested in Manhattan after allegedly punching someone
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Reporters test Utah's new .05 DUI law, with interesting results thanks to the weak-ass beer the state forces you to buy
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(Boston 25 News)
 
 
 
Shirley man arrested with thousands or rounds of ammo. Asks that you please, don't call him Shirley
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
UK's National Crime Agency has referred Brexit financer, Aaron Banks, for a criminal inquiry. MPs call for a pause to Brexit negotiations
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(Fox 40 Sacramento)
 
 
 
One of you Farkers may not remember getting drunk, putting on a Pennywise costume, scaring children on Halloween and attacking someone with a beer bottle
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Suspect in Washington State bomb threats is a deranged psychiatrist, according to police, who add "Physician, heal thyself"
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Thu November 01, 2018
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
The recently concluded investigation into Maryland Football's toxic culture is looking more and more like a whitewash
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Question 10: When approaching a stopped vehicle with flashing lights you should A) immediately pull over and stop, B) reduce speed, C) reduce speed and prepare to stop, or D) just keep going; flashing lights are somebody else's concern, not yours
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(Coconuts)
 
 
 
Bad: Vegetarians find pork in their meals at vegetarian restaurant. Gross: Vegetarians find long pork in their meals at vegetarian restaurant. UPDATE: Debunked as false
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Two high school students find out they're both having sex with their science teacher and become so furious they tell his wife. Arrestilarity ensues
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(Charlotte Observer)
 
 
 
"South Park Susan," whose drunken threatening of her black neighbors went viral, is now unable to be found by police who want to arrest her
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(Charlotte Observer)
 
 
 
"South Park Susan," whose drunken threatening of her black neighbors went viral, is now unable to be found by police who want to arrest her
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(WYMT Hazard)
 
 
 
Toilet stolen from West Virginia home. Police have nothing to go on
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
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Wed October 31, 2018
(Las Cruces Sun-News)
 
 
 
Man trespasses to pick pecans, argues with owner, fights with police. What a nut
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Thrown beer "do damage" to World Series. New Yorkers, no doubt, were not surprised. Also did not have a trophy to throw beer at
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(NBC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
High School principal resigns after not realizing schools have cameras that can track when he enters the school nurse's locked medication room. Submitter forgot his pills today so didn't make a Priciple joke
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
Convicted felon flashes stolen gun in Facebook Live video. "We use social media to find the bad guys all of the time and it works really well because they want to boast. Rock on. I mean it makes it easy, we like it"
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Scientists: The Parkinson's is coming from inside the appendix. Please leave your body immediately and call the police
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
125-pound woman chokes New York bar bouncer unconscious over mistaken butt smack, is immediately signed to WWE contract, title shot at next PPV
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Pastor and football coach removes players protesting police violence during the national anthem. Says they knew the rules and faced the consequences. Also says if Rosa Parks had just sat at the back of the bus she wouldn't have been arrested
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(KHQ Spokane)
 
 
 
Washington State Republican rep has a four page manifesto that advocates killing anyone who doesn't go along with their vision, seems to be stolen from Cliff's Notes from The Handmaids Tale
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Look out MySpace: here come the Nazis
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Canada considering cancer warning on every individual cigarette. Also considering printing "Don't forget the milk" on every corn flake, "watch out for kids" on every steering wheel, and "too much of that and you'll go blind" on every hand
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Look, pastor, if you're going to walk around the school where you teach filming secret footage of student and faculty breasts, butts, and genitals, don't leave the thumb drive in the parking lot. Especially if it's got your face on it
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
New Jersey councilman says appointing black woman to lead police is a 'slap in the face' to 'the men in blue'. Bonus: WORST. WIG. EVAR
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
White woman calls police on a black couple parked near a crosswalk. Now we have Crosswalk Courtney
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
Woman stabs husband multiple times because neither they nor their doctor had heard of "puff, puff, pass"
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
Stranger hacks family's Nest cameras, starts talking to them. "When my son said 'mommy, mommy,' he told him to shut up"
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(NBC Miami)
 
 
 
Florida Man avoids prosecution after pulling a handgun on black college students to prevent them from getting on the same elevator as him
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Funny how the article doesn't quote any of President Obama's "anti-police rhetoric" or cite any of his tweets. Whataboutism fail when you can't provide even a half-assed example
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(CBC)
 
 
 
I think we've earned a bit of good news: Police in India have raided a whole bunch of call centers and arrested large numbers of phone scammers
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Tue October 30, 2018
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Sweeney Todd had a lasting influence on the English it seems (possible nsfw content on page)
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
The Giants are as bad at evading cops as they are opposing defenses
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Man barricades himself inside a house in Ypsilanti, Michigan, and threatens to blow the structure up. Property value expected to increase by $20,000
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Bill, bill, bill, nope, bill, bill....wait. Back up a couple
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(CBS17)
 
 
 
Charlotte police respond to suspicious package, determine it was a Journey cassette. Who's crying now?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Uh, you know that is not cocaine, it is soap, right?"
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(5 News Fayetteville)
 
 
 
Police chief tases woman as she's watching her home burn to the ground, then things get all Arkansas
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
The trouble with hosting a "Purge" Halloween party at your nightclub is there's always that someone who takes the theme a little too seriously
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
"More than 20 Brazilian universities were invaded by the military police in the past 2 days. They confiscated material on the history of fascism..." That's a lot of universities
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(Connecticut Post)
 
 
 
Potential hazards of participating in an eating contest include indigestion, diarrhea, and death
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
MAGAbomber "had a list of people in the hundreds, containing politicians, entertainers and news people, and was going down that list to mail out packages,"
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Mon October 29, 2018
(Tucson News Now)
 
 
 
Ms Frizzle is starting to get downright negligent
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(Southgate News-Herald)
 
 
 
3/4 lb of coke, bag of asst. pills and $1356.00 for "Mega Millions Tickets". Of course the crminal genius had the right plate on the car...right?
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(Southgate News-Herald)
 
 
 
3/4 lb of coke, bag of asst. pills and $1356.00 for "Mega Millions Tickets". Of course the crminal genius had the right plate on the car...right?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Rod Rosenstein announces new hate crime reporting website. And no, it's not the 'Report this link to admins' thing at the bottom of this page
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(Click2Houston)
 
 
 
Did the Houston police and fire departments ever imagine Matthew McConaughey would drop by with free turkeys and bottles of bourbon for the whole crew? It'd be a lot cooler if he did
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(Fox 6 Birmingham)
 
 
 
Alabama man stops armed gunman from shooting up a McDonald's. I think we can all agree the most important question here is "who the fark shoots up a McDonald's"?
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
14-year-old Jack Russell Terrier with terminal cancer gets to be police K-9 for a day
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Yet another school shooting. This time in North Carolina
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Four adults charged after toddler was found with a beer. Must be a rather cool toddler
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(Calgary Sun)
 
 
 
News: Police force has body cams that can continuously run for a whole shift, can't be altered, are not allowed to be disabled, and upload video directly to the Cloud. Canadian News: And they like having them
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Sun October 28, 2018
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Stray onto private land while deer hunting? Hell yes, that's a shootin'
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
That loud flushing sound you heard in the distance was Gab getting booted by PayPal, Stripe, and their hosting provider
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
"Terry Mines, a Trinity County Supervisor, said it was unclear whether a sheriff is legally obligated to come to work to do the job voters elected (and still pay) him to do"
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Sat October 27, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
Police swarm and detain suspected terrorist armed with a sword and gun and dressed in a bizarre fashion. In other news, Comic-Con was in town and cosplayers can get pretty serious about accuracy
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(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Cheeky bandit in loose pants sought by police
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Madman with a gun kills 14 kindergartners. Oh wait my bad, it was a knife so they all lived
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Fri October 26, 2018
(Cheezburger)
 
 
 
The Vancouver Police Department just released their 2019 Police Dog calendar. Who wouldn't want to go for a ride-along with such good doggies?
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
Body cam shows police officer, good Samaritan bend door of burning car to free women trapped inside
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(Pittsburgh Tribune-Review)
 
 
 
Detective: Your video equipment that recorded drunk cops attacking a group of bikers malfunctioned, and now the data cannot be recovered. Bar owner: Good thing I already gave copies to the bikers' attorney. Detective: What's that now?
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(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Illinois capitol building evacuated when an unknown strange substance is found in washroom. Turns out to be soap
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Homeland Security Secretary Kirstjen Nielsen says the US troops have "no intention" of shooting at the Migrant Caravan, but, y'know, shiat happens
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The gunman who killed two people in a Louisville Kroger supermarket, just before heading to the store, had tried to gain access to a nearby black church holding their weekly meeting but was foiled by the locked doors
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(KTRE Lufkin)
 
 
 
♫ A horse is a horse ♫ Of course; of course ♫ And horsing around is okay, of course ♫ Unless you horse with a rifle, of course ♫ And shoot a big hole in your friend ♫
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(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
You have trained your children well if the police follow your trail of vehicular destruction to your upstairs bathroom where they are holding up your hair while you vomit in the sink
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Thu October 25, 2018
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Time Warner Center (CNN HQ) is being evacuated due to suspicious package. This is not a repeat
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Handcuffed woman steals cruiser right in front of cop. He'll never live this one down
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Thieves steal eight newborn puppies after threatening owner and children. Police on the lookout for old man who won't stop singing about his vest
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
NJ mayor receives a B of D to E. Police called to investigate
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(1011 Now Lincoln)
 
 
 
News: Man chases, captures and detains bank fraud suspect until police arrive. Fark: Chased him down with a riding lawn mower
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Some dickhead robs a bank. With helpful pic of said dickhead
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
You trying to pipe bomb me? I don't see anyone else around here. So, you must be trying to pipe bomb me
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Wed October 24, 2018
(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Sorry Subby has no joke to go along with this. "NRA spokesperson Dana Loesch says supporters may need to bring guns to polls to protect themselves from progressives"
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Apple: That's a nice phone-hacking tool you've got there, Officers. It would be a shame if something happened to it
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Incredibly handsome man searched for a girl on the dark web to kill, rape, and cannibalize
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Incredibly handsome man searched for a girl on the dark web to kill, rape, and cannibalize
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(Pravda Report)
 
 
 
In Russia, corrupt officials throw cash out of car windows
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
We interrupt this bomb coverage to bring you a heartwarming tale of two girls who worship Satan and planned a school attack where they leave body parts at the building's entrance
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(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
Something stinks in Houston. Well, more than usual anyway
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
They look like cops, but they're not. In Michigan, there are no state-established training requirements, no standards for screening qualifications, and no process for monitoring their conduct and it's all perfectly legal
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Possible bomb found at Bill and Hillary Clinton's home in New York, potentially similar to bomb sent to George Soros
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Possible bomb found at Bill and Hillary Clinton's home in New York, potentially similar to bomb sent to George Soros
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
An actual judge scolded Jeanine Pirro during a defamation lawsuit
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Amazon tried to get ICE to buy into its facial recognition technology, but no one believed it could tell Mexicans apart from each other
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Police chief reinstated after police investigation finds no wrongdoing
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Tue October 23, 2018
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Trumper's pipe was "smaller than what we typically see"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: Beware the Halloween Police 🎃👮
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
I'll see your explosive device mailed to George Soros, and raise you a noose trap baited with a grapefruit for Devin Nunes
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Serial bomb threat caller plaguing Washington State. Seriously, guys, just give him some damn Cocoa Puffs before he hurts someone
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(Kansas City)
 
 
 
He who smelt it, dealt it. With 'it' being cocaine, heroin, and marijuana
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(The Virginian-Pilot)
 
 
 
Three high school students sickened after eating cereal bar laced with pot. Could this be the sign of a budding cereal killer?
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(The Virginian-Pilot)
 
 
 
Three high school students sickened after eating cereal bar laced with pot. Could this be the sign of a budding cereal killer?
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Yes, the NAACP is there to help, but you're probably not going to be their top priority if you're a white Florida Man being pepper sprayed for attacking JetBlue employees
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Man killed inside Happy Place bar had previously been shot there. See, that's why it's always better to just take a cab
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Feds find 280 pounds of cocaine in marionberry shipment at the border. Truck full of darrylstrawberries seen making a quick U-turn
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(CNN)
 
 
 
In an escalation absolutely no one predicted, a package addressed to George Soros contained proof that while Trumpers might be dumb, they sure are dedicated
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Mustard, with the dagger, in the apartment
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(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Police station video shows suspect pouring syrup on police car. Does not appear to be work of cereal vandal
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Mon October 22, 2018
(Reader's Digest)
 
 
 
Fourteen bizarre things the government actually has the power to do. Sadly, none of them involves silly hats or using cooked pasta for decorative purposes
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(Reader's Digest)
 
 
 
Fourteen bizarre things the government actually has the power to do. Sadly, none of them involves silly hats or using cooked pasta for decorative purposes
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Five school shootings were thwarted in October, one of which was last Thursday, in the next county over from where Drew's kids go to school
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Apparently Permit Patty has a cousin in VA. Should we call her Passport Polly?
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(ABC 15)
 
 
 
Ten-year-old boy shoots twin sister in the head after finding gun in car while dad shopped at Tennessee Dollar General. UPDATE: The sister has passed away
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Seems NYPD will try anything to get out of wearing body cams
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(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
Add palm trees to list of things that can kill you in Florida. So, stay alert, don't get caught napping
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"The beat was about to drop," and then it dropped
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Behold, the visage of he who would break into a house of prayer and steal money from the donation box
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Sun October 21, 2018
(Las Vegas Review Journal)
 
 
 
Las Vegas cops raid home of a candidate to verify that he really lives there
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Music note, Eling with dove, Marilyn Monroe sugar skull bird, flower, love on inside of lip, wish your heart makes the human world is a mess, mermaid, we're all mad here, cat pineapple, airplane, butterfly, my story isn't over, just keep swimming, fish
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Sat October 20, 2018
(The Bolton News)
 
 
 
Parking effort goes really, really, really wrong
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(CNN)
 
 
 
City Commissioner: He offered to return the axe and pay for it, so when he tried to run, I shot him. I stood my ground. DA: Nope
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(Freedom From Religion)
 
 
 
Yes it's illegal to throw puppies in the dump but a sheriff's department found the lawbreaker and held a prayer meeting with her, so it's cool
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(Jacobin Magazine)
 
 
 
Oh that's cute. Police officers are cosplaying warriors. They think they're soldiers
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Police: Skull found in woods not related to Halloween, but it's like 100 years old, and may be cursed or something, so watch out
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Fri October 19, 2018
(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
Police pull royal jumper down from the Sydney Harbour Bridge in front of huge crowd after he goes off on crazy rant about the Australian Invictus Games
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Star of Free Willy arrested in a whale of a tale
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Glazed Donut Gail calls cops because black woman was speaking a foreign language
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Orlando police extend computer-aided facial hair recognition program developed by Amazon, despite concerns from privacy advocates and goateed evil twins everywhere
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
"Hi, my name is Narc McCopper. I'd like to search you, but you can refuse. Here's my card if you want a copy of my body cam footage, and info on the reverse about how to complain about our encounter today"
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
What starts with "F" and ends with "uck" and is something you yell when it jumps the curb and smashes over a dozen cars?
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(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
Good: After mass shooting in Parkland high school, state passes law allowing officials to confiscate guns from mentally unstable people. Fark: While allowing mentally unstable people to still be able to buy new replacement guns
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Thu October 18, 2018
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Okay, everybody who is helping to put Weinstein behind bars please step forward. And where the hell do you think you're going, Mr. Lead Detective
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(Komo)
 
 
 
Suddenly ... balls in your face
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Meeting with VA inmates struggling with drug addiction, Congressman Dave Brat tells them:"I've got $5 million worth of negative ads coming at me. How do you think I'm feeling? Nothing's easy. For anybody." -Mr Empathy, Ladies and Gentlemen
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"Black man sentenced to 8 years in Miss. prison for marijuana he said was legally obtained in Oregon"
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
Man made off with five cases of Bud Light in 'textbook' beer theft, police say. Tag is for his selection
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Proud Boy founder Gavin McInnes: "We will kill you." .. He sounds proud
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
UK police spent £18,000 and sent more than 100 officers to 45-hour stand-off with one man who was MOONING them from rooftop, no word if elderberries were involved
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(Channel 3000 Madison)
 
 
 
Man orders Subway sandwich, then robs the place. Comes back because he forgot his sandwich. Eat fresh
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(WJLA Washington DC)
 
 
 
Hours after repealing a voter initiative that gave tipped workers a raise to $13.25 per hour, DC officials vote to raise their own pay by $20k per year
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Gardner arrested for plant thefts
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Wed October 17, 2018
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Bowling alley worker attacked by a customer and hit in the head with a bowling ball. Fortunately, with the help of emergency crews his life was spared
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Bowling alley worker attacked by a customer and hit in the head with a bowling ball. Fortunately, with the help of emergency crews his life was spared
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Brooklyn food vendors get some unsavory news when the company providing space for their kitchens closes with two minutes warning, leaving them no way to put food on their tables
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Not news: Man tricks women into sex. More interesting: By posing as an agent for a well-known porn production company. Fark: One of the women and a private eye for the porn company conduct a vigilante sting operation against him
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Successful burglars make sure to get in and out fast. Then there's this guy
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
News: Ice cream truck driver stalked young girls. Fark: He drove the "Mr Ding-a-Ling" truck
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(CBS New York)
 
 
 
NYC deploys robotic security forces on the streets. Pimpbot 5000, representatives from Omni Consumer Products and Dr. Hans Reinhardt all unavailable for comment
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Added to the list of things black people aren't allowed to do: watch their children play soccer (w/video)
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(Indy100)
 
 
 
"A very large and angry drag queen opened the door of the vehicle and beat the s*** out of my attempted rapist. She and her other drag friends helped dress and care for me while the police arrived. I was saved by a group of guardian drag queens"
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(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
 
 
Dude caught in online child sex sting said he only showed up because he suspected it was a sting and thought it would be "cool to see it in action." Now he can check both that and "national laughing stock" off his bucket list
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(Daily Gazette (Schenectady))
 
Woofday
 
Two-week-old puppy gets head stuck in gate, gets unstuck with police help just in time to enjoy his Woofday Wetnose Wednesday #3
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
D.A.R.E. fights opioid crisis with new lesson plans, which will be rolled up and smoked by students
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Police looking for 4 black males in a Hyundai Elantra arrest woman waiting for Applebee's interview. Guess which attribute she matched
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Tue October 16, 2018
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Giant nose stolen off porch. Police are looking for a woman in a tunic and a butler robot holding a silver ball
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Did NYPD detain any violent right-wing thugs after street brawl? Nein. Might there still be arrests? Nine
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(Daily Gazette (Schenectady))
 
 
 
Man breaks into car wash, gains access to vacuums, shockingly does not go on a vacuuming spree
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(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
Brave deputies enter home uninvited, demand man stop filming him. In. His. Own. Home. Fark: It is not illegal in Mississippi to film a police officer
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Man dies in freak Bronx subway escalator accident. In other news, there's a working subway escalator in the Bronx
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(National Post)
 
 
 
Naked shark tank swimmer had assaulted someone at Medieval Times hours before skinny dipping
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Mon October 15, 2018
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Fact-checking the Florida gubernatorial ads: no, the Democrat candidate is not on the run from the FBI. Probably
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(Huffington Post Canada)
 
 
 
Dead ceiling babies is a great band name, but not a good storage method if you are a funeral home
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
Protip: If you plan on looting after a natural disaster, don't shout, "I'm Looting" while attempting to steal a police car like Florida Man here
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Navy sailor arrested after a Friday night incident involving alcohol, narcotics, nudity, and assault on a law enforcement officer at Busch Gardens
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
Must be some damn good beer
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Sun October 14, 2018
(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
How polite are Japanese people? Man asks to rob a convenience store and is told no. So he leaves, goes to police station and turns himself in
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(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
NYPD chose to ignore violent gang of thugs beating up random people on the street. Could it be because the gang was white?
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(Live Science)
 
 
 
Think you're really anonymous? Guess again. Police say 75% of people can be matched right now to at least a third cousin in a genetic database
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Sat October 13, 2018
(Fairfield Citizen)
 
 
 
What a load of balls
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(107.1 the Z)
 
 
 
After auto theft, "Police urge residents to lock their vehicles as none of the vehicles in question had their doors locked, and that several unlocked vehicles still had keys in the ignition." Evidently, some people still live in Mayberry RFD
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Trump supporter calls the police on a black Lyft driver because he wouldn't turn on the radio. "I feel racially profiled...because I'm not black"
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(Newschannel 9)
 
 
 
Tennessee dad tries to kill his son with a chainsaw while his son's mowing the yard. So the son mows his dad's leg. Off
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(Newschannel 9)
 
 
 
Batman, hot on the trail of The Joker, enlists help from local police to investigate a crime scene. Why is this in the "D'aww" tab? Click and you'll understand
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Fri October 12, 2018
(Irish Mirror)
 
 
 
Maybe just get behind the cameras and not be in the shot at all
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Cornerstore Caroline has name changed to Cornerstore Carolyin'
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
First BBQ Becky, then Permit Patty, and now Cornerstore Caroline. Maybe they should make a special 912 number for these people that just goes to voicemail
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(KRDO Colorado Springs)
 
 
 
"They can't send me to Juvie, I'm 46 years old"
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Idiot fails to secure burn permit, decides to burn his hot tub. In his in-ground pool. With some other items. But it was the spectacular conflagration of the hot tub's foam insulation which melted the siding on his house
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
If plan to set off late-night explosions to piss off the neighbors, you should probably do a better job of hiding your bombs, methamphetamine, bomb-making chemicals, firearms, and child porn
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Thu October 11, 2018
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Michigan man arrested today for killing his wife 43 years ago
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Michigan man arrested today for killing his wife 43 years ago
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Family of man shot by police said that he wouldn't have shot at police because he had done that before and wouldn't do it again
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Moose Inconsolable
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(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
Shooting victim returns fire, chases down suspects and crashes into them
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
...When the #BLM libs, who were up to no good / Started making trouble with my livelihood / I'd shot *one* little kid, and the town got scared / I said, "Undo my application to be a cop in Bellaire"
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(Eight (Arizona PBS))
 
 
 
He brings justice to a parched wasteland, where the earth is irrigated by the blood shed by desperate inhabitants engaging in melee combat over access to water. Mad Max? Fist of the North Star? Nope, Colorado water cop
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(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
Father of the Year candidate charged with giving his 12-year-old son opioids, whippets, and tobacco. Wait, one of those things is not like the others
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(Hamilton Journal-News)
 
 
 
Antonio Brown is having a bad couple of weeks
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Wed October 10, 2018
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
The naked suspect, a priest told cops, "dipped his rear-end into the Holy Water fountain and splashed around a bit before entering the sanctuary while masturbating"
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(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
A ladder was stolen. Shots rung out. Police take steps. An extension is offered to the man on the roof. He walks out the door
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida police seeking home invader who hit sleeping woman with vase. Finally, one for the cold vase files
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(KSN Wichita)
 
 
 
Final Destination cosplay level: Expert
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(ABC 30 Fresno)
 
 
 
Healdsburg police search for thief that stole 20 foot long, 1000 pound hammer. If caught, they'll send him to the big house
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Idaho State Police adds one cool cat to aid in bridge control; new officer goes by "Bob"
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(News 8000 La Crosse)
 
 
 
No injuries reported after explosion at Wisconsin ethanol plant. Officials suspect alcohol was involved
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
"Meanwhile, (the) 13-year-old daughter had a pack of cigarettes in her bra, police said" is the least disturbing part of this story
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(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Before you accept a check for $30,000 from a woman in payment for your truck, make sure she was never on the Judge Judy show for conning a yoga studio
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(WISN Milwaukee)
 
 
 
Normal behavior in haunted house attraction: screaming, jumping. Not normal behavior: choking one employee and grabbing another's breasts
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Dead body found floating in Cocoa. See, that's what being Cuckoo gets you
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Tue October 09, 2018
(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Sheriff investigating car that was 'purposefully launched' into river. Duke boys wanted for questioning
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Don't tase my barking dog, bro
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(WDRB Louisville)
 
 
 
A Louisville man posted on Facebook that he was being harassed by the police. The responding police officer proved him right
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Trump officially advocates for public groping and touching
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(Q13 Fox)
 
 
 
'A woman who was hit and killed by an SUV in Kent this weekend had laid down in the road during an argument with her husband, who she had hit with a meat tenderizer
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(UPI)
 
 
 
KARA member Goo Ha Ra files suit against Choi for showing people their goo
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(5 News Fayetteville)
 
 
 
Couple's home is licensed as a daycare for up to 10 children. Also has 13 harvested marijuana plants, two pounds of marijuana, 19 firearms, 75 grams of kratom and $31,000 in cash for the kids to play with
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(Pravda Report)
 
 
 
Man smashes dome lamps in Moscow metro thinking he is hunting for penguins
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Latest trend in Indian mob-based violence: defending the honor of cows
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(WXII Winston-Salem)
 
 
 
Cops find $25,000 in stolen tequila after man advertises on socials... Question is, how do you hide $25,000 in a tequila bottle?
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(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Zookeeper mauled to death by enraged white tiger, who clearly wanted to go back to its ancestral home at a Las Vegas mansion
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Bulgarian reporter murdered in Ruse park. Police hope it's some sort of trick
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Mon October 08, 2018
(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Hey Siri, secretly record this police stop
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(Springfield News-Leader)
 
 
 
Missouri couple finds way to keep spark alive in their 31-year marriage with adultery and weapons
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(Indy100)
 
 
 
High school band performs during football game where students dressed as medical staff point guns at police officers. Hilarity fails to ensue. Difficulty: Mississippi
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Pandemonium erupts at 'Lil Wayne concert, injuring twelve. Thirteenth and last spectator okay
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Creating fake facebook accounts by law enforcement is illegal, yet to the surprise of absolutely no one they keep doing it anyway
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Stupid: selling drugs out of your vehicle. Fark: selling drugs out of your police cruiser
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(Fox 61 Connecticut)
 
 
 
Teen making homemade explosive device can now only count to three
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
New York driving instructor drove drunk while teaching students, played bumper cars in traffic, police say. Caught when students jumped ship and called the heat
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Those "marry yourself a prince" bennies just keep on coming
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Sun October 07, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
See? Running in marathons is really bad for your health and could kill you
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Frodo arrested after lengthy police chase in Texas
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Community seems to not notice thieves stealing a 20-ton lead roof from the local church
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(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
Florida man arrested for planning to kill liberals in their sleep claims he "didn't intend to hurt anyone"
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(Texas Tribune)
 
 
 
First Amendment Rights on your own property no longer apply in Texas
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Sat October 06, 2018
(A&E TV)
 
 
 
Staying out of trouble tonight? Sit back and watch those among us who have chosen another path. Live PD starts @ 9PM Eastern on A&E
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(Miami New Times)
 
 
 
Guard who boiled an inmate to death becomes cop who loses evidence, crashes patrol car, has sex on the job, faces termination. Florida: And is also a finalist for Officer of the Year
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
There's being fascinated with police, and then there's being 'fascinated with police'
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
United States: We reject the International Court of Justice's authority over us. China: Hold my Baijiu and watch this
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(Times Leader Online)
 
 
 
I shot one little kid and my chief got scared, he said "You're fired but they need part-time cops in Bellaire"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Police rescue British man held in a shed 40 years as a slave. The good news? He now has the experience necessary to apply for a job with Amazon
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Fri October 05, 2018
(Vice)
 
 
 
The leader of Interpol has gone missing. Police on the lookout for a woman in a red trench coat
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(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Protip: if you are going to hire a hitman to kill your ex-boyfriend, it might not be best to communicate the particulars over the online dating app Plenty of Fish
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Rhode Island gubernatorial candidate arrested with what police said was 48 pounds of illegal pot. Now say it was just 48 ounces
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(ABC7 Chicago)
 
NewsFlash
 
In the shooting of a black teenager, a cop is found... wait, this can't be right
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(ABC7 Chicago)
 
NewsFlash
 
In the shooting of a black teenager, a cop is found... wait, this can't be right
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(10 News)
 
 
 
Disney employee narrowly escapes becoming another captured soul of nightmarish attraction
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
There's bold, and there's running a brothel across the street from the county courthouse
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(Northwest Indiana Times)
 
 
 
"Sir, why are you recording me?" "Because I can?" "No, you can't. Not of me. No, you can't." "Well, I can. This is a public street and, by the way, you're live on YouTube right now." (Skip to 3:00)
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Police await not so swanky any more turd polished diamond ring from Irish diamond geezer who gobbled it down at a Turkish diamond jewellers
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
After running afoul for a while, the wallaby in Pennsylvania has finally been caught
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(WGNO)
 
 
 
Man invites three women to his French Quarter hotel room at 3:15 a.m. What could possibly go wrong?
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Mom accused of bringing teenage son on burglaries
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(France 24)
 
 
 
There's a mamba no. 5 joke in here somewhere
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
71 Year old Bonanno crime family associate shot in McDonald's drive through waiting for his medium coffee. These clowns are a lot less classy than Francis Ford Coppola would have you believe
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
71 Year old Bonanno crime family associate shot in McDonald's drive through waiting for his medium coffee. These clowns are a lot less classy than Francis Ford Coppola would have you believe
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(WSBTV)
 
 
 
MMA fighter told he was on 'do not fly list' and proves them right, when he attacks another passenger, in retaliation. Fark: Not Conor McGreggor
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
CEO who sold phones with "totally unbreakable encryption" takes plea deal
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Thu October 04, 2018
(Fox 40 Sacramento)
 
 
 
Handcuffed man steals probation department vehicle to escape arrest. Learns bystanders don't like to help a man in handcuffs
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
"During the melee, a bystander is seen watching the attack and sipping from a fountain drink before walking away." (with guilty-of-stealing-my-heart mugshot)
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Could there be a copycat cayenne a-salter? Police say that's the rub
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Birds go on drunken bender before Viking game. Philly fans, obviously
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(Fox 5 New York)
 
 
 
It started with a routine fender bender. It morphed into an attempted extortion, a kidnapping, a ransom, and finally a chase involving police officers. The Aristocrats
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Father of officer whose police car and service weapon were stolen by prostitute he was about to hire when he went to an ATM: "You've got to be farking kidding me"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Father of officer whose police car and service weapon were stolen by prostitute he was about to hire when he went to an ATM: "You've got to be farking kidding me"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
So I hate spiders, and I just walked into my kitchen and found a 3" Shelob hanging out and saying "biatch, this is my kitchen now" before I stepped on it. Question: at this point, should I just burn my house down to be safe?
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
Woofday
 
46 pounds of weed and mushrooms found by Police K-9 Officer Bear. Police have made one arrest and Bear has been listening to "Atom Heart Mother" for three hours now
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Wed October 03, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
"Okay, lady, this is a stickup. No funny stuff; I've got pliers and I know how to use them"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Active shooter incident reported in Florence, South Carolina -- seven law enforcement officers have been shot [Update: one has died, suspect in custody]
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Smash-and-grab thief makes off with nearly 60 bottles of alcohol. Police asking for tips, such as the location of the next Fark party
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Ninety-year-old murderer forgets to remove Fitbit from victim... the key piece of evidence showing exact time of death
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Will Donnie Two Kurds insult our allies? Will he fondle our enemies? Will Mueller tighten the noose a bit more? THIS is your Trump scandal rumor/speculation thread (~4pm news dump)
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Police think there might be a link between a man who was at the scene of six different fires spanning 17 years, but it still "remains a mystery"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Chicago officer on trial for murder: The video doesn't show my perspective. From where I was standing there was no way I could know that someone with a knife gets closer if you walk towards them
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(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Say what you will about Generation Z, they are far more politically savvy than their elders
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(5 News Fayetteville)
 
 
 
You'd think a police officer would know better than to send his wife divorce papers downloaded from the internet with a forged signature of a judge who doesn't exist. Then again, this is Arkansas
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(Delaware Online)
 
 
 
Man cleared of charges of striking police horse, claims he's only pawn in game of life
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(Guardian)