Skip to content
Do you have adblock enabled?
 
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.
headlines found matching 'Pocket'
Sun October 02, 2022
(War is Boring)
 
 
 
Ukraine President Zelensky tells Russian draftees to tattoo their names on their bodies so their corpses can be returned more easily to the Fatherland, and to carry stamps in their pockets to avoid postage due charges
source: warisboring.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Wed September 28, 2022
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
WE? Farking WE? You got a bunch of poor people in your pocket Mr. "I and my ilk ARE THE FARKING PROBLEM"?
source: marketwatch.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Legendary Chicago Bears linebacker/new social media director Dick Butkus takes over team's official Twitter account, tweets a pocket video and a bit of "oops, not sure how to delete"
source: ftw.usatoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Tue September 27, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Only four of Tom Hanks' movies are good, according to Tom Hanks, but you have to guess which ones
source: yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Thu September 22, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Three games kick off Week 4 of the college football season. Can Virginia Tech fend off West Virginia? Can Coastal Carolina tame Georgia State? Can Illinois make quick work of Chattanooga? Find out at 7:30 PM ET on ESPN and ESPN2 and 8:30 on BTN
source: espn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sat September 17, 2022
(Bon Appetit)
 
 
 
This Thai grocery store staple relieves my doomscroll headaches. What relieves my need for constant attention? Telling you how novel my solution for doomscroll headaches is
source: bonappetit.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Tue September 13, 2022
(WPXI.com)
 
 
 
Armed man in a rainbow wig walks into a Dairy Queen, then things get weird
source: wpxi.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Mon September 12, 2022
(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Common pennies could be worth up to $4,500. Just collect 450,000 of them
source: wsslfm.iheart.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Tue September 06, 2022
(Sporting News)
 
 
 
AFL legend Wayne Carey says white powder in his possession "not illegal". Included: totally convincing pic of Wayne Carey possessing "not illegal" white powder
source: sportingnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Mon August 29, 2022
(Audacy)
 
 
 
Meatpacking worker holds "find the lucky coin" contest without clearing it with her bosses first
source: audacy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Bulwark)
 
 
 
The GOP is way behind in fundraising this year--because Colonel Mango is draining all the donations from their usual suckers and lining his own pockets with it
source: morningshots.thebulwark.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Open Source)
 
 
 
Happy belated birthday to the hardest working operating system that powers the world and the Android in your pocket
source: opensource.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sat August 27, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Donnie, how about you simmer down before Dark Brandon comes over there and makes you pay Trump University's share of loan forgiveness out of your own fat, stupid pockets?
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Fri August 26, 2022
(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
Are you too clumsy or Caucasian to correctly fold a tortilla? Old El Paso invents "Tortilla Pockets" shaped like socks that will accept any Mexican ingredients you drop into them
source: brandeating.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Verge)
 
 
 
6.1" is the best size
source: theverge.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Mon August 22, 2022
(The Pioneer Woman)
 
 
 
So, it's near the end of summer but there is still a lot of fresh produce coming in. How would you like to have a new summer salad recipe in your back pocket? It's your Monday food discussion thread
source: thepioneerwoman.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Thu August 18, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
Here comes the Top Secret Train, Mr. President, sir. Oh Who's on the Top Secret Train today, Mr. President, sir? Is it Iran? Let's look. Sorry, Mr. President, sir. You can't put the Top Secret Train in your pocket
source: msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Wed August 17, 2022
(Guitar World)
 
 
 
Nikki Sixx calls out Hanoi Rocks' guitarist for accusations that Sixx was ungrateful for the efforts to save his life after he overdosed. Thanks to Motley Crüe, Hanoi Rocks' drummer is unavailable for comment
source: guitarworld.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Mon August 15, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Many illegal contact flags were thrown in preseason Week 1. "Why should I have to improve my defensive technique? LET ME HOLD THE WR. UNFAIR." Can we get a BooFarkingHoo tag already
source: espn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Fri August 12, 2022
(CBC)
 
 
 
Ontario Premier Doug Ford swallows a bee while talking about privatizing healthcare
source: cbc.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Millionaire might have to check his other deep pocket for more change after watching his 150ft £20million superyacht erupting into flames just one month after he bought the boat
source: thescottishsun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Wed August 10, 2022
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Man with homemade firebomb detained by police outside U.S. embassy in Tokyo, instructed on the dangers of not using commercially made firebombs with the proper safety certifications
source: soranews24.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
♫ When you're sliding into a base, and your phone slips out of place...it's Gen Z-ah ♫
source: espn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Tue August 09, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Whatever the Feds found at Mar A Lago it already has his lawyer claiming the cops probably planted it there, just like your neighborhood drug dealer when his pockets are emptied
source: twitter.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Mon August 08, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Good news, NFL fans. The League has heard your complaints and is excited to announce that you'll get to see offenses bailed out of third-and-long situations by ticky-tack illegal contact penalties at a much higher rate this season
source: espn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Wed August 03, 2022
(NBC DFW)
 
 
 
Restaurant starts a new trend forcing diners to talk to their partners
source: nbcdfw.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Thu July 28, 2022
(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
Captain's log: In a search for my lost wallet, two good Gilroy earthlings that work for B&T Farms returned it to police. Kirk out
source: abc7news.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
Trump's former campaign manager Corey Lewandowski says Trump is surrounded by people looking to take advantage of him and line their pockets at his expense....that aren't him
source: msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Mon July 25, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
Listen, and understand. Shark Week is here again. It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you pretend to enjoy it
source: npr.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Tue July 19, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
A Farker's guide to lovemaking
source: oceana.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Mon July 18, 2022
(PBS)
 
 
 
When are these jobless freeloaders going to grow up and move out on their own?
source: pbs.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Thu July 14, 2022
(Axios)
 
 
 
The cost of commuting is up 60 percent in Pittsburgh. Even worse, it still begins and ends in Pittsburgh
source: axios.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Tue July 12, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
Scientists have discovered that pocket gophers practice a form of agriculture. Studies suggest they don't just harvest the longleaf pine roots that grow into their homes - they cultivate them. Carl Spackler is not pleased
source: msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sun July 10, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Pull up your fainting couch: 75% of the Paycheck Protection Act was pocketed by shareholders and your bosses
source: stlouisfed.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sat July 09, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
Watchdog group: Trump campaign illegally laundered 3/4 of a billion dollars into TFG's pockets, here's all the proof. FEC chief counsel: They're right. FEC commission: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ . Watchdog to court: Did we stutter?
source: msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Thu July 07, 2022
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Happy birthday Jim Gaffigan, who's got, like, 56 candles on his Hot Pocket today
source: en.wikipedia.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sat July 02, 2022
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
They should have called it "The Pocket Fonz"
source: soranews24.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Wed June 29, 2022
(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
"What are you going to do, stab me?" asked the shooter
source: ktvu.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Fri June 17, 2022
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Gizmo you picked up on beach just revealed your whole vacation to lonely scientists
source: theverge.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Thu June 16, 2022
(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
When you gotta go, you gotta go, that's why you need the world's smallest portable toilet in your pocket
source: odditycentral.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Mon June 13, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Truth Social reacts to news that TFG pocketed $250 mil in "election defense" funds. Tag is for the first screenshot
source: twitter.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Fri June 10, 2022
(WPXI.com)
 
 
 
Drop a fake C note at the airport bar and hop a flight? Yeah. Now try the old "These aren't even my pants" excuse and if the courthouse has Wi-Fi, read all about yourself on Fark
source: wpxi.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Load older headlines
These are only a small percentage of links submitted. Join TotalFark to see them all!




On Twitter


  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.