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Mon August 03, 2020
(Detroit Free Press)
 
Weeners
 
"Macomb County morgue buried in scandal after penis cake shows up at office"
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Wed July 29, 2020
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Appeals court says Ashley Judd can sue Harvey Weinstein for trying to wreck her career
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Newly-released data shows that 1 out of every 9 NYPD officers has a substantiated history of misconduct
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Tue July 28, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Florida Man ups his game, scores nearly $4 million in fake PPP loans. He might have gotten away with it too, if authorities hadn't gotten suspicious of his near-simultaneous purchase of a $318,000 2020 Lamborghini Huracan registered to his company
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Mon July 27, 2020
(US Department of Justice)
 
 
 
Turns out the CEO and co-founder of Trustify wasn't so trustworthy
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(Channel 3000 Madison)
 
 
 
The Better Business Bureau finds the Great Moving company's name ironic, gives them an F for definitely not being great
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Sun July 26, 2020
(ProPublica)
 
 
 
For all you NYC Farkers, here's a nice searchable database of all the complaints that the NYPD doesn't want you to see
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Fri July 24, 2020
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Judge tells Trump's goon squad that the first amendment is still in effect. Certainly they would never ignore a judge's orders
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Thu July 23, 2020
(Time)
 
 
 
You gotta ask yourself one question: "Would Clint Eastwood hawk CBD?"
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Wed July 22, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"I also spent a lot of time talking to Melania Trump about the locations of all our intercontinental ballistic missile fields"
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Mon July 20, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Mike Pompeo is up to something shady
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Tue July 14, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Politics favorite cartoonist Ben Garrison sues Anti-Defamation League for, well, defamation. "Garrison claims that the ADL had to have known that McMaster actually was under the sway of Soros, and therefore owed his loyalty to the Rothschilds"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
In case you thought mortgage brokers were classy...hey, stop laughing, this isn't a humorous headline
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Good news Amazon warehouse workers: you can now take an extra 20 seconds to wash your hands without fear of reprisal
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Fri July 10, 2020
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Florida men busted for The "Church of Bleach." Think it can't get worse? Threatening to pull "a Waco"
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Tue July 07, 2020
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
CBS will need to create a new showrunner made out of 3 rubberbands, 2 chocolate bars, a wedding band, a mustache, a racing bicycle, and 4 socks
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(Inforum)
 
 
 
The first trumpet of the apocalypse has sounded...in Fargo, ND
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Large movie theater chains filing suit against NJ for wanting to be treated similarly to churches and indoor malls. It's all make believe and entertainment, so why not?
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Mon July 06, 2020
(AL.com)
 
 
 
"Sir, this is Chick-fil-A, not the Limestone Correctional Facility. You can't point your gun at people to get faster service"
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Thu July 02, 2020
(WPXI.com)
 
 
 
Guy works for a company. He sets up a company with a similar name and "diverts" customers to his new company. Let's see how that is working out for him
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Wed July 01, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Opiate manufacturer CEO facing jail time after pleading guilty to Aggravated Marketing
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Tue June 30, 2020
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
TV star says it is a savage myth he assaulted his sister when both were children
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Fri June 26, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Because he dared to call Trump an idiot in public for the whole hydroxychloroquine thing, America's best vaccine testing person is now working in the copy room
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(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Customer to restaurant owner: why are the staff not wearing masks? Restaurant owner to customer: don't come back. Health Department to restaurant owner: here are 11 violations we found
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Anyone old enough to remember ol' Jack Abramoff? Well he's been out of prison since 2010, aaaaaaaaaaand, well looks like he's going back
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Thu June 25, 2020
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
YouTube discriminates against black content. What legal recourse does one have? Pretty much none
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(Kotaku Australia)
 
 
 
Man sues Twitch for making girl gamers too sexy. Previously sued World of Warcraft for "walking" and tried to subpoena Depeche Mode and Winona Ryder to "explain the significance of alienation in Catcher in the Rye"
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Tue June 23, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
Ramsey County correctional officers file discrimination charges after being judged "not white enough to guard Derek Chauvin"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Systemic: sys·tem·ic /səˈstemik/ 1) relating to a system, especially as opposed to a particular part
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Mayor of Philly signed law allowing fireworks on July 3, 2019, let's see how that's going... hint: my dogs hate it
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Mon June 22, 2020
(Hefty Smurf)
 
 
 
Man and six other 'smurfs' charged in meth bust. Papa Smurf inconsolable
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Sat June 20, 2020
(The Red and Black)
 
 
 
Well, that's one way to keep the numbers down
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Fri June 19, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Back off, Facebook Boogaloos
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Thu June 18, 2020
(Altoona Mirror)
 
 
 
Come for the apology about the Confederate flag being displayed in a Memorial day Parade, but leave before the awkward conversations
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Remember Woodstock 50? Well the organizers are now suing their former financial partners Dentsu Group, accusing the company of "sabotage" and "destruction of the festival." Which was a sucky idea to begin with
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Thu June 11, 2020
(Colchester Gazette)
 
 
 
Musician served with complaint for gratuitous sax
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Wed June 10, 2020
(CBS 58 Milwaukee)
 
 
 
Remains of missing children believed found at the stepfather's Idaho home. Normally a sad tag indeed... but somehow TFA managed to screw up the caption for the youngsters
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Florida Judge: Sure I lied in an attempt to see my son in jail but I was out of town when my judicial assistant filed an injunction against the person he is accused of shooting. Besides I never got to see him in jail, so it shouldn't count
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(Apple Insider)
 
 
 
(pinky to mouth) "$2 priceless trillion"
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(CBC)
 
 
 
190,000 Canadians who received COVID-19 emergency response benefits they did not qualify for: "Sorry. Here is the money back"
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Tue June 09, 2020
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Texas man was tased to death by cops after pleading he couldn't breathe after cops pulled him over for failing to dim his high-beams. Wonder if presence of the A&E "Live PD" film crew, MIGHT have played a role in the cops hyper-aggressive response?
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Sat June 06, 2020
(Mic)
 
 
 
A group of Amazon employees is suing the company for making them Prime candidates for the coronavirus
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Wed June 03, 2020
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Perhaps the Westchester County DA should have come clean when they knew about massive police corruption last year rather than having it found out by the press, you know, right now
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Tue June 02, 2020
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
The state of Minnesota has filed a human rights complaint against the Minneapolis Police Department
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Mon June 01, 2020
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Indianapolis prosecutor: "We will not file criminal charges against those who came downtown to stand against injustice and make their voices heard through peaceful demonstrations." So why were they arrested at all? Indy police chief: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Officer who murdered George Floyd had multiple complaints of brutality against him. Only two of which resulted in reprimands added to his file
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Sat May 30, 2020
(The Register)
 
 
 
People are suing Western Digital for giving them shingles
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Thu May 28, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In December email to his AD, Arizona State hoops coach Bobby Hurley complained that nothing was being done to Sexual Harassment Booster who creeped on his wife and other women associated with ASU athletics
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Laura Loomer's "censorship" claims against Apple, Google, Facebook, and Twitter "do not warrant a published opinion." Oh, SNAP
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Wed May 27, 2020
(Bloomberg Law)
 
 
 
5/3 bank accounts in Chicago are fake, with 166% certainty
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Producers of Criminal Minds being sued by California for having sex discrimination minds
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
Now that New York courts are starting to reopen, here come the coronavirus lawsuits
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Fri May 22, 2020
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
More grapefruit headed for a horrible ending because of this
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Kendall Jenner pays $90,000 to settle lawsuit regarding her involvement with Fyre Fest. Hey, anyone remember Fyre Fest?
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(Military.com)
 
 
 
The best way to beat Covid-19 is to steal a helicopter and shoot up the hospital until they release all the patients they're quarantining
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Wed May 20, 2020
(10 News)
 
 
 
California's EDD phone system is hanging up on unemployment seekers. Subby (an IT guy) dealt with them back in 2018 and their system was complete shiat then as well
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Matt Lauer is still really mad Ronan Farrow wrote about him being a rapist
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
733 square foot house and a $500 electric bill - sounds reasonable - for balls to the walls halides and sodiums
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Tue May 19, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Epstein's estate has failed to turn over any documents for their lawsuit. Signed, His victims' attorneys' mothers
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(MSN)
 
 
 
In interviews with 74 former Biden staffers, none reported being sexually harassed, or hearing rumors that someone was. Coworkers say Tara Reade sucked at her job, and no one can find a location matching where the assault supposedly took place
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(AP News)
 
 
 
This story is Peak Missouri :"4 white Missouri cops sued for alleged brutality on 68-year-old black woman and son in a Sam's Club." The woman and her son were arrested for stealing a TV the store employees TOLD the cops was paid for
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Sat May 16, 2020
(Chron)
 
 
 
Judge dismisses "happy cow" suit against Ben & Jerry's, says thery're probably more "fat & sassy"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Judge rules that woman can sue Edward Norton over production of Motherless Brooklyn. The other four people who saw it are willing to settle for a ticket refund
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Fri May 15, 2020
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Devin Nunes just got a better lawyer. Trump appointed judge just explained in detail how the case should have been filed, instead of dismissing case
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Thu May 14, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
I never knew bible study was so "Why don't you have a seat right over there?"
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Tue May 12, 2020
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Police officer sues for getting passed over for promotion. Because he's a white man. When will white men finally get a break around here?
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Mon May 11, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
Want to report people contributing to the spread of the coronavirus? That's a doxxin
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Sun May 10, 2020
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Sheriff believes deputies who took pictures of dead bodies at Kobe Bryant crash site deleted the pics, because they said they did. Also it appears that sharing pics of dead bodies at bars isn't as good at getting you laid as cops thought it would be
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Fri May 08, 2020
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
You kids stay off my orchard
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Also known as the Gym Jordan Rule
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Tara Reade's lawyer is a Trump cultist
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Wed May 06, 2020
(Bloomberg Law)
 
 
 
One of the sentences a judge does not imagine-much less welcome-writing includes the words 'butt shaking' in describing a lawyer's alleged actions at a mediation. Sadly, those words fit here
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(Independent)
 
 
 
TV viewers outraged by advert showing squirrel "humping" can of deodorant. That's just nuts
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Tue May 05, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
California sues Uber and Lyft alleging misclassification of contractors
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Mon May 04, 2020
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
In today's Fark News that Matters™, that Donkey Kong high score defamation suit continues to barrel onward
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Court to Nunes: go fark your grapefruit somewhere else
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Sun May 03, 2020
(The Sun)
 
 
 
A third Russian doctor who tried to sound the alarm about coronavirus preparedness has now mysteriously fallen out a window. What a weird coincidence
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Sat May 02, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Tara: Biden sexually assaulted me and I filed a report. Biden: Senate, find the report and release it. Tara: I didn't file the sexually assaulted part
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Fri May 01, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Well, that settles that, now let's get on to the business at hand
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Sex-crimes prosecutor: Why I don't believe Tara Reade
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Thu April 30, 2020
(The Register)
 
 
 
World crosses its fingers as Florida man takes on HP over its 'rinky dink ink stink'
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Simpsons showrunners respond to firing of Alf Clausen, who was sent back to his home planet of Melmac for labor violations
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Fri April 17, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Police thy neighbor: Virus fears fuel quarantine shaming." Reasonable article, with a good idea: take cell phone pics of the plague rats who refuse to obey the rules and are endangering others. Fail tag is for the Yahoo comments section
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Wed April 15, 2020
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Ohio AG files price gouging lawsuit against some jackass
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Tue April 14, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Suddenly a light goes on, and you find out your declaration of love for a chandelier is not a protected sexual orientation
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
I'm litigatin' it
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Mon April 13, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Even NBC can't find witnesses that can corroborate what Ms. Reade said about Biden offering a ride on his trans am
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Thu April 09, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Brace yourself: the wrongful death lawsuits are coming
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Wed April 08, 2020
(Las Vegas Review Journal)
 
 
 
"Postle would often look down at a cellphone lodged between his legs so as to have its screen beyond the view of others"
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Tue April 07, 2020
(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
You be pleased to know that, after further review, the crime statistics for outer space have dropped from one to zero
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