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Wed January 26, 2022
(Entrepreneur)
 
 
 
Small restaurant chain is shocked, SHOCKED, that a manager would require five star Google reviews for employees or be terminated. Farkers will be pleased to note this story has a happy ending- for the employees, that is. Hence the Ironic tag
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Matt Gaetz just got SHOCK JOCKed
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Alex Jones pleads the 5th nearly 100 times before January 6th committee, or "crisis congresspeople" as he calls them
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Tue January 25, 2022
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
If you brag about drug dealing in your songs and music videos, don't be surprised if the cops start investigating
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Attention tennis fans: feel free to wear "Where is Peng Shuai?" shirts at the Australian Open, but please don't become "disruptive"
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Live in the Washington, D.C. area and have a girlfriend who's been pleading for you to take her to a Little Mermaid-themed bar as soon as you can find one? Well, I've got good news for you. Also, get a new girlfriend
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(CBC)
 
 
 
If you think pineapple on your pizza is a bad idea, then please do not click on this link
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(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Hey, whoever is throwing cones from the bike lane pilot program off of the Mass. Ave. bridge and into the Charles River, could you please not do that?
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Mon January 24, 2022
(WYFF 4 Greenville)
 
 
 
A new species of tarantula is discovered in Thailand. Researchers in Australia are not pleased
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Dept of Fish and Wildlife: Don't pet the danger kitty and please leave the danger kitty outside. Murica: I do what I want
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Please note: the correct technique for performing an armed carjacking is to remove the driver from the vehicle, not just jump on top of it while it's in motion and hope for the best
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Sun January 23, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Please clap
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Beckys are now dying instantly from snorting toads. Please don't wind up like Becky
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Florida woman pleads guilty after attempting to pay a hitman $12,000...no make that $11,000... er $9,000...now $7,500 in Bitcoin to murder her ex's new spouse
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Sat January 22, 2022
(AP News)
 
 
 
He led a double life, and he killed his wife, but now they'll let him go, because he didn't know, he could have taken a plea, and already been free. Murder now rhymes, it's a sign of the times
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(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
Gee, it's almost like they're bad people who have learned nothing and will do it all again in a hot minute
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Thu January 20, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Can we please stop the planet I'm ready to get off
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(Delish.com)
 
 
 
More colcannon, please
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Wed January 19, 2022
(WDSU New Orleans)
 
 
 
Would somebody please explain to Louisiana what freezing rain is?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Oh please let the SCOTUS conservative majority align with the Gorsuch dissent. Then we ALL can claim our homes as parsonages, because apparently it isn't within the reach of the law to verify a church is real, which is arbitrary anyway as it stands
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(InsideNova)
 
 
 
It's a family affair! We'd like to introduce you to this wonderful family & their latest protege, Carmen. They raise potential guide dogs for Guiding Eyes for the Blind. Please welcome them all to this week's Woofday Wetnose Wednesday
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Tue January 18, 2022
(Ynet)
 
 
 
Former Israeli PM Netanyahu is pursuing a plea deal in his corruption trial but refuses any clause that would block his return to politics
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(Audacy)
 
 
 
Halle Berry looking like Cleopatra? Yes, please
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Sun January 16, 2022
(Inland Valley Daily Bulletin)
 
 
 
If you're gonna solicit funds for a fake teenage cancer patient, please remember, a) leukemia doesn't result in tumors, and b) the phrase 'akute leukemy' is likely to p.o. actual cancer patients
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Sat January 15, 2022
(TownNews)
 
 
 
Photoshop this simple pleasure
 
Fri January 14, 2022
(Fark)
 
 
 
Having to quit smoking and move to vape quickly - no real choice on this atm - and I know nothing worse than Sgt. Schultz. What's going to work well for a pack a day or so smoking habit? Little help please?
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
King Perry of Ponzi headed to Penitentiary
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Welcome to Villa Las Estrellas. Please be aware that this is an appendix-free zone
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Thu January 13, 2022
(Endpoints News)
 
 
 
Bad: Falsifying clinical data. Worse: Pediatric asthma study. Fark: Please refer to the tag
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Wed January 12, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Meanwhile, in America's Wang, Matt Gaetz' ex-girlfriend testified before a grand jury yesterday, presumably after school got out
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Tue January 11, 2022
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Family friend who gave killer Kyle Rittenhouse his rifle takes plea deal, will get complimentary tickets to the White Supremacists Hall of Fame
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Mon January 10, 2022
(Wisconsin State Journal)
 
 
 
Honey, can you come pick me up please? And then have someone pick you up. Hopefully that's it then
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(WSPA)
 
 
 
Please remember your helmet when riding your moped into deer after midnight
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Sat January 08, 2022
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Fire hydrants are ugly, but they serve an important purpose. Please don't let your landscaping grow over them
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Fri January 07, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Not great: military conscription. Not bad: in beautiful Norway. Fark: when you're done with your required service, please hand in your dirty undies. We need them for the next guy
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Thu January 06, 2022
(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
New Hampshire authorities request that you turn in any extra 7-year-olds that you have around the house. If you're in another state, ship them to New Hampshire
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
"Attention people waiting to get tested: Please do not defecate in the nearby gardens while you wait. Thank you"
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
1/6 rioter's lawyer "She's willing to move beyond it, do the things she needs to do to make it right and get on with the rest of her life." Which apparently includes killing someone while driving drunk
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania Farm Show Butter Sculpture celebrates 'Urban' and 'Rural' agriculturalists coming together by toasting glasses of milk. Not sure if racist and offended or inclusive and pleasantly surprised
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Tue January 04, 2022
(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Please remember, if you are going to pay for Wagyu steak do not throw A1 on it
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Sun January 02, 2022
(The Hill)
 
 
 
"Capitol rioters' tears, remorse don't spare them from jail." If only there were a Grumpy Cat meme for this
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Fri December 31, 2021
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
We wish to plead incompetence
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Wed December 29, 2021
(US Department of Justice)
 
 
 
Defrauding contractor found guilty, ordered to pay military back. Here's hoping this becomes a regular thing
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(CBS 46 Atlanta)
 
 
 
Fella not having a good time in Vegas after severed head and various body parts found in pickup truck
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Tue December 28, 2021
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Each and every day woman has an unpleasant experience and still manages to enjoy being 107 years old
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
Will the Dimestore Nosferatu plead the Fifth, file a lawsuit, or iron his cloak for the Insurrection Day Committee?
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Mon December 27, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In the market for a wide-body jumbo jet? Then visit your Airbus dealer today for great year end incentives on the A330-800 during tehir spectacular inventory reduction sales event. Please?
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Sat December 25, 2021
(KCRG)
 
 
 
Overworked and exhausted Unitypoint healthcare workers plead with Iowans to get vaccinated. Iowans: "Nah, fark you. We do what we want"
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
And now for your listening pleasure, a little Christmas music. Tico, take it away
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Thu December 23, 2021
(NHK World (Japan))
 
 
 
Yahoo Japan reveals results of ML-powered comment moderation on news articles, meant to zap unpleasant and off-topic comments. Out of all posts removed, 71% were automatically deleted by AI, while 22% were deleted by humans
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
This link is about my husband's (step) daughter, Leanne Hausberg. She's been missing since 1999. Please, if you have time, check it out and share it
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Wed December 22, 2021
(The Sun)
 
 
 
British drink driver, 23, who crashed her Mercedes while way drunk claims kerb was 'too high'. Speaking of too high, what's with the Brits spelling of a curb? (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Click2Houston)
 
 
 
Puppers in PJs pay a visit to pediatric patients, bringing them some much needed canine therapy. Please welcome Elsa, Pinto, Pluto and Bailey to this "It's almost Christmas" edition of Woofday Wetnose Wednesday (w/lots of wonderful photos)
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(NE Humane Society)
 
 
 
500+ animals rescued from a hoarder need your help. Please donate (details in thread)
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Tue December 21, 2021
(Google)
 
 
 
USAF: That's just a flyover state, nothing to see here. Please don't look at the Satellite view
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(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
This is how you say 'I'm guilty' without pleading guilty
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Mon December 20, 2021
(KRON 4)
 
 
 
Plenty of snow, so please don't bring weed
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Sat December 18, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
Spare the Rod and spoil the child
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Spare the Rod and spoil the child
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Olympian who took $10 million from the Paycheck Protection Program for her 430 employees is going to be trading her bronze medal for iron bars because she actually had... no employees
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Fri December 17, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Throwing a Christmas party is a good way for Robert Kennedy Jr to relieve the stress that comes from leading the anti-vaccine disinformation campaign. And please be a good little anti-vaxxer and get your COVID shot when you RSVP yes
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(Southern Living)
 
 
 
Here are 7 impolite things that house guests should never do, now can you please turn your phone down? Thanks
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Wed December 15, 2021
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Stingy former deep-sea treasure hunter still holding out on the whereabouts of his bounty after six years in jail. Feds say they won't let him out until he coughs up the 500 missing coins made from gold found in an historic shipwreck
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Tue December 14, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Derek Chauvin finally stops resisting
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Derek Chauvin finally stops resisting
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Mon December 13, 2021
(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
Even Fox News hosts were pleading with Meadows to get TFG to call off the insurrection
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(St. Augustine Record)
 
 
 
What did children ask Santa for 100 years ago? Fewer video games, more oranges, lead pencils, and goat accessories. Bonus: "I have been bad but please give me a cat"
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
To remote start your Toyota, please insert 25¢ for the first minute and 10¢ for each additional minute
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Sun December 12, 2021
(Empty Wheel)
 
 
 
Oh, there's a lot happening alright
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(CNN)
 
 
 
After 50 rioters sentenced for January 6 insurrection, a debate rages over what justice looks like. Not up for debate: How great it is to be white when accused of a major crime
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Sat December 11, 2021
(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
"Want us restaurants to survive the winter? Help us, please"
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Death toll rising from overnight tornadoes. If you're under threat today, please keep up with the weather
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Thu December 09, 2021
(Amazon)
 
 
 
Subby is struggling with finding Christmas gifts for Dad who says he doesn't want anything. Suggestions? Please help
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(Fox 5 San Diego)
 
 
 
Anti-vaxxer weaponizes Mariah Carey at Board of Supervisors meeting. "It's also a little pitchy and comes with a slow side-to-side jig"
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Wed December 08, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"I am pleased to report that nobody was physically harmed," says school superintendent after staff member brings cell phone charger to school
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
DeSantis proposing to fight rising sea level without any "left wing stuff" like science, math, education, common sense. Instead, everyone please send thoughts and prayers
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Tue December 07, 2021
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Mask-denying doctor fails to realize that he missed Susie Sub texting him "use me for your pleasure" while recording a news interview on his phone, uploads the recording to his website. Hilarity ensues. Bonus: blames "hackers"
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(eBay)
 
 
 
Someone please buy this toilet shaped like Metallica drummer Lars Ulrich (not safe for work)
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Mon December 06, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Cancer isn't contagious, but stupidity can be. Please stupid responsibly
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Man threatens McDonald's employee with a BB gun over drive-thru wait. No word if the ice cream machine was working
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Man threatens McDonald's employee with a BB gun over drive-thru wait. No word if the ice cream machine was working
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Sat December 04, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Pillow Talk: Can anyone please recommend a good, soft pillow? Every time I read the 1-star reviews, I find myself back at square one. Any recommendations would be much appreciated
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
"What if I've ruined this for actresses?" Look Jodi, it was never your fault the showrunners couldn't write their way out of a wet paper bag, so please don't feel bad
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Netflix engineer gets two years in prison for insider trading, spoiling the end of Squid Game
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Thu December 02, 2021
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Really stupid bug in digital currency trading platform Mono X's "smart contract" system allows hacker to steal $31 million in digital coins. Don't worry the company is going to try to identify the hacker and ask him pretty please to return the money
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(WPXI.com)
 
 
 
If you plan on fishing in the Little Chartiers Creek this week, please don't smoke
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(The Courier UK)
 
 
 
Och, nae me baggies
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Wed December 01, 2021
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Cops: there's video of you in the front of a mob that assaulted police officers, we have later video of you in the Capitol and you posted a pic on your insta captioned "just beret we stormed in" Defendant: I plead "Not guilty"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
You can't trust people pleasers, they are the ultimate suck-ups
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
If you've been a little disappointed at Covid's apparent lack of effort vis-à-vis some of the higher profile anti-vaxxers and generally unpleasant people that have caught it; you should know the game's not over yet even for the "recovered"
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Tue November 30, 2021
(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
Oh, sure, satire. That's just what the Satan-worshipping Demoncrats WANT you to believe. I want to see the Manager of Satire, please. Get the Manager. Stop filming me
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
After painful dose of reality, QAnon Shaman retains new spirit guide, may request new audience with village elders
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Woman misunderstands the meaning of UberEats
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Mon November 29, 2021
(WTAE)
 
 
 
Sombody please rosin up the world's tiniest bow and tune up the tiniest violin
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Sat November 27, 2021
(YouTube)
 
 
 
"if you are Sigourney Weaver, or you know Sigourney Weaver please have her contact Hacksmith Industries"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
More of this, please
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Fri November 26, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
A lot of hungover traders are in for an unpleasant surprise when they wake up in a few hours
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Thu November 25, 2021
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Is that a factor that impacts degree of pleasure in your pocket or are you just excited to see me?
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Won't somebody PLEASE think of the thirsty Brits? (possible nsfw content on page)
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Tue November 23, 2021
(CBS)
 
 
 
Subby's son got picked to be on Let's Make a Deal game show. He has two days to put together a costume. Need help please, LGT show site
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(KBZK Bozeman)
 
 
 
Montana lawmakers accused of intimidating hospital officials are pleased to report that they've investigated themselves and found no evidence of wrongdoing
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(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
Please hold your color filter of choice up to your monitor to choose your season finale
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Federal Judge to Gov. DeSantis: Did the voters farking stutter?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
The gay frogs are making Alex plead the fifth, yo
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(UPI)
 
 
 
The jury began deliberations today in the trial of the three men accused of killing Ahmaud Arbery. Please do the right thing ladies and gentlemen of the jury. (GUILTY)
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Mon November 22, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Despite paying $2.6 billion in penalties and pinky-swearing that it would never do it again, apparently Credit Suisse is still helping U.S. clients hide accounts from the IRS
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Sun November 21, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Please mute your old-timey cell telephones, and other 1912 movie theater etiquette cards
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Sat November 20, 2021
(Fark)
 
 
 
Subby's wife was recently diagnosed with locally advanced stage IV pancreatic cancer. If you are/know a pancreatic cancer survivor please share your survival stories. Caregiver stories welcome also
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
OAN to employees -- please report on the underside of the bus for us. "OAN asks judge to drop the company's executives from Dominion's defamation lawsuit - but leave employees on the hook"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"I wanted to show that having a special needs pet can be a very magical and positive thing. It's really enlightening to take care of something else in your life other than you." Please welcome Sally the Mermaid Cat to Caturday
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Fri November 19, 2021
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Alabama man brought cocktails and unregistered firearms to DC, presumably as a cultural exchange
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Alabama man brought cocktails and unregistered firearms to DC, presumably as a cultural exchange
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
No one wants Dick n Mix
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Thu November 18, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
OK kids, we'll be back in a bit. We left our ankle monitors on the counter in case you need them. Seeya
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
"Calling all cars, calling all cars, please be on the lookout for small dinosaur running down the street. Yes I said dinosaur"
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Wed November 17, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Bannon pleads not guilty despite being utterly beneath contempt
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(WHDH Boston)
 
 
 
Please call the cops if you see two escaped cows in Littleton, MA. Also call the cops if you have any idea where they escaped from, since no one seems to have reported any cows missing
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
It's the return of Hank the Hellion! Hank is being fostered by one of our Farkettes & has been featured twice on Fark, but is still seeking his forever home. Please join me in welcoming Hank & his foster mom this Woofday Wetnose Wednesday
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Republicans thought they'd found a foundational voter fraud case. Narrator: "They thought wrong"
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Please don't lick the walls
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Tue November 16, 2021
(CBC)
 
 
 
Will the one country in North America without stupid super spreading pastors please stand up? Not so fast, Canada
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Proud Boys leader is shocked to discover that jail is unpleasant and asks a judge if he could serve the rest of his sentence playing Xbox and drinking beer on his couch at home
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Mon November 15, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
And here's the backlash to "Show me where in the second amendment it says we can't have a national religion"
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(Texas Monthly)
 
 
 
Beto O'Rourke has heard your pleas and will be running for governor of Texas. Oh, you didn't plead for him to run for governor of Texas? Well, he heard something
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Sun November 14, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Does saying yes to every one of these mean you are old? Please, say no
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
During an earthquake please be aware of falling rocks and landslides
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Fri November 12, 2021
(Metro)
 
 
 
UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson told to wear mask three times during hospital visit, is finally given one and still doesn't wear it
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Thu November 11, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Please clap
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
QAnon Shaman quotes Forrest Gump in sentencing memo, no word on if it was "Stupid is as stupid does"
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Wed November 10, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Attention K-Mart shoppers. Both of you. Will the last one out please turn off the blue light
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Sweet Sue has been dubbed "Britain's Loneliest Dog". She was a tiny puppy when she arrived at the shelter in 2017 & has spent most of those 4 years in kennels. Please join me in hoping she finds her forever home this Woofday Wetnose Wednesday
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Eiweiweiweiweiw wuh wuh
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
On this day in 1969, Sesame Street premiered. Post some memes, favorite segments, and other things related to it to your right, please
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Sat November 06, 2021
(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
Can't argue with the headline. Please pass the biscuits
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Thu November 04, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
Chief Judge of the DC circuit is sending a VERY clear message to the foot soldiers of the 1/6 insurrection that if they cooperate and talk to the Congressional 1/6 Committee investigators, the court will show its appreciation at sentencing
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Wed November 03, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man who cut father's throat with electric knife gets 20 years, only crappy scraps of dark meat no one else wanted
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Passengers arriving on flight BA663 from Cyprus, please make your way to baggage reclaim where your frozen fish can be collected
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Meet Boji the traveling dog, and follow him on his adventures in Istanbul. Please welcome him and all the wonderful people who keep an eye on him to ensure his needs are being met this Woofday Wetnose Wednesday (w/photos)
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Tue November 02, 2021
(Independent)
 
 
 
Won't somebody PLEASE think of the not-yet-zombified children?
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Three life sentences + 30 years for Ponzi schemer who bilked elderly people out of millions. With bonus Moleman pic
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Mon November 01, 2021
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Gary Bowser pleads guilty to Nintendo piracy. Joe Ganondorf and Hank Kefka still awaiting arraignment
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(Daily Snark)
 
 
 
Please proceed
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Won't someone please think of the poor social media platforms?
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Sat October 30, 2021
(Vox)
 
 
 
Won't someone please think of the sex workers?
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Fri October 29, 2021
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Fetty Wap arrested at Citi Field on drug charges while interviewing for Mets front office job
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The ADL pleas to Fox News moral responsibility
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
NFT developers plead with Valve to let them back on Steam: "Games that utilize blockchain technology and web3 token-based technologies like DAOs and NFTs can positively enhance the user experience of games"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I framed my stepsister for a crime when I was a child; the resulting aftermath has been less than pleasant. Should I could clean?"
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Thu October 28, 2021
(Fark)
 
 
 
Subby's elderly Mom caught COVID this week, and the details about how it happened despite her taking precautions are scary. Please don't let your guard down. DIT
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Please don't try faith healing and exorcisms to cast out Covid, go see a doctor says noted science based organization The Catholic Church
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
I'm sure it was just Volkswagen installing emissions defeat devices on their "Clean" diesels. Right?
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Wed October 27, 2021
(WYMT Hazard)
 
 
 
If you've spotted a baby kangaroo hopping around the greater Kentucky area, please let the owner of Hillview Stables in Laurel County know ASAP
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Union filing for injunction against Southwest Airlines's vaccine mandate told by judge to get lost, vaxxed
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Tue October 26, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Tik-Tok star with almost a million followers pleads not guilty to charges of murdering his estranged wife and the man he suspected of being her lover. Trial to be broadcast in 60-second clips as soon as the judge picks out a soundtrack and dance routine
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Mon October 25, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Artist declared not a spy, will be released from customs custody. Yes, customs can hold you up - if you're a robot. Please click on all squares showing a squirrel
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Red blood cells deserve more credit than we've been giving tehm. Please forgive the type-O
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Please proceed
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(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Man pleads to 33 counts of fraud and financial crimes in federal court after getting over $670,000 in COVID-19 relief funds. Fark: The third time in a decade he's run scams this big
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Sun October 24, 2021
(Billboard)
 
 
 
Rod Stewart's plea deal falls through, will face trial over the rhythm of his heart not being the only thing beaten like a drum
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(KDRV Medford)
 
 
 
Oregon: "We're on the brink of being forced to cede control of three counties in our state to cartel weed growers. Please send in the FBI"
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Fri October 22, 2021
(WRAL)
 
 
 
Where can a senior chief officer find pleasure, search the world for treasure, learn to ignore life-saving technology? In the navy
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Felony length sentence for January 6th rioter who entered guilty plea. I guess he FAFO'ed
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Tue October 19, 2021
(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Clearly, this apartment complex explosion could have been prevented if the stove had been armed, and was able to prevent a bad guy with a gun from shooting it. Can we PLEASE get a farking TexAss tag now?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Matt Gaetz ally Joel Greenberg is reportedly giving investigators new information and it remains to be seen if it's of minor consequence
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Mon October 18, 2021
(WHDH Boston)
 
 
 
Art professor pleads guilty to charges that she went over to another lady's house on Christmas Eve for a game of rock, garden shears, hot fire poker. So, rule 36?
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Sat October 16, 2021
(Fark)
 
 
 
Lawsuits, transportation, agriculture, and foreign languages are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, October 2-9: Please Don't Make That Edition
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Cool: judge gives Capitol seditionists longer terms than were asked for. Facepalm: it still totals only 45 days
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
"Our goal is to keep them together period, end of story." Please welcome the odd couple to Caturday
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Wed October 13, 2021
(Lawfare Blog)
 
 
 
Short answer: Yes. Long answer: FAAAAAARK YESSSSSSSS
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Walk right up to the microphone and name all the things you love. All the things that you loathe. Oh, sing your life. Others sang your life, but now is a chance to shine and have the pleasure of saying what you mean. It's your 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread
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Tue October 12, 2021
(KOMU Columbia)
 
 
 
They will not be going to Disney World
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Claire used a half cup of olive oil just to please her boyfriend last weekend
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Your call is important to us, please be patient while your personalized hacker team drains your cryptocurrency account
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(Daily Nebraskan)
 
 
 
Please don't tip the Union Starbucks
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Be our guest, Be our guest, If you'll please excuse the mess. It's two years since we've had you here, we really need the rest
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Mon October 11, 2021
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Please note: if you accept a 100 dollar bill with the words "For Motion Picture - Copy Money" on it, the King County Sheriff would like you to know you got scammed
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Four days ago, a three-year-old followed the family dog into the woods, but only the dog returned. Today, officials were pleased to find out that the dog did not eat the boy
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Sun October 10, 2021
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
In today's edition of HA HA Magazine, unvaccinated Capitol rioter pleads for leniency because she's quite suddenly afraid to catch COVID in prison
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Let them fight. PLEASE let them fight. pleasepleasepleaseplease
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Sat October 09, 2021
(Fox 10 Phoenix)
 
 
 
Maricopa County has listened to your pleas for radical reforms in law enforcement: will now review evidence *before* charging someone with a felony
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Not news: Woman charged with laptop theft. Fark: Nancy Pelosi's laptop taken during the January 6th insurrection attempt
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Fri October 08, 2021
(Loudwire)
 
 
 
Won't someone please think of the \m/ children? Tag is for the mom
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Whoever Plays James Bond Next, Please Don't Listen to This Guy
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Thu October 07, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Tennis great Andy Murray gets his wedding ring stolen, asks the interwebs for help in finding it. Oh, and pleaaaaase don't tell the missus what's happened
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Somewhere between "oh please oh please oh please" and "ain't nuthin' gonna happen" is Anonymous threatening to take down the Texas GOP
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Wed October 06, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
McConnell: Schumer please save me
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(AP News)
 
 
 
What doctors tell COVID deniers: "Just stop looking at Facebook," "Please do not try to wait out a pandemic. A pandemic will win," and "You are welcome to leave, but you will be dead before you get to your car"
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Tue October 05, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Until March? Huh, that's an awful lot of cooperating
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(Rochester Democrat and Chronicle)
 
 
 
Corrupt NY mayor to resign as part of plea deal, and gets to walk on...weapons charges?
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Please make it happen again
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(Medium)
 
 
 
Third Oath Keeper doesn't
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(Military.com)
 
 
 
If you are serving Tang please avoid Buzz Aldrin who punched a man for a much lesser offense. If you are too young to know what Tang is, you don't want to know: don't click, don't google
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Mon October 04, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
Swedish cartoonist who drew international attention for mocking Mohamed dies in car wreck. Conspiracy theorists, please form an orderly line to the right
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(Unite.ai)
 
 
 
Fighting adblock-blocking with machine lear- PLEASE DISABLE ADBLOCK TO CONTINUE
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Sun October 03, 2021
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Bing, please take me to Google
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Fri October 01, 2021
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
In a legal first, Iowa man pleads guilty to Chicken McNuggets dipping sauce rage
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Well, it's time for the FBI to check the Argentine Mistress Preserve
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(The Diana Jones Award)
 
 
 
If you are in possession of a glass pyramid filled with a burned copy of the Indiana Jones Roleplaying Game, please contact the Diana Jones Award Committee ASAP
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Narrator: "The lone gunman walked wearily into the saloon." Lone Gunman: "Who's sayin' that stuff?" Narrator: "He scanned the room with a suspicious eye." Lone Gunman: "Please stop sayin' that. I just wanna get a shot of whiskey" (NSFW language)
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(MSN)
 
 
 
This 31-year-old 'frugal' millionaire spent over $45,000 on an aquarium - here's why he says it's worth it. Aquarium enthusiasts tell us your stories to the right, please
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Wed September 29, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
I suddenly need to bring queso to a family potluck. Help me do better than this recipe, please
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Texas Legislature: Won't somebody please think of the spammers?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Olympian has fallen
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