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Thu May 13, 2021
(AL.com)
 
 
 
"I've been sleeping with my wife's mother and I think I'm falling in love with her". Boinking the mother-in-law trifecta now in play
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Man. United v Liverpool, now riot-free. The PL fixture of the year tries again to get underway at Old Trafford. Can Pool capitalize on a United team playing their 3rd game in 5 days? 3:00 pm ET on NBCSN. Aston Villa v Everton in the 1:00 pm game
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
Seth Rogan is not a secret Scientologist. Seth Rogan trifecta observed smoking a portly self rolled cigarette before deciding to be in play
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
As Titanic sank, classical musicians played "Nearer My God to Thee." If Titanic happened today, who would play and what songs would they play?
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Serena Williams accepts wild card to play in Parma, Drew Carey ecstatic
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
We talkin' about practice. Not a game, not a, not a, not the game that I go out there and die for, and play every game like it's my last. Not the game. We talkin' bout practice, man
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Warriors vs Lakers in the play-in game. Book it
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Wed May 12, 2021
(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
OH, the tale of Chessie the manatee
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(NHL)
 
 
 
The final Wednesday Night Hockey of the regular season starts us off with Oilers-Canadiens at 5:00 PM ET, followed by Leafs-Senators, Knights-Sharks, Kings-Avalanche, and Wild-Blues (9:00 PM ET on NBCSN). Can you smell the playoffs?
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(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
Smithsonian's Air and Space Museum to receive long term loan of an old monk's beaten up and unflyable plane. Currently being restored and going on display in 2022
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
'I want it to be disgustingly Canadian' - maple syrup foot fetish porn? Nope, videogame playing as a raccoon roaming around Toronto
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(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Boot to the head
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(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Boot to the head
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Nothing is more exciting than the announcement of the date and time football teams will play each other
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Tue May 11, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Ukraine says Russia still has 100,000 troops near its border. They're just, you know, hanging out, playing chess, enjoying the warm spring weather, that sort of thing
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(Premier League)
 
 
 
EPL Tuesday: with the relegation drama over Man United and Leicester spar to see who ends up where in the top four and Saints and Crystal Palace play out their season. 1:00 pm ET on NBCSN
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Italian food, corporate earnings, the Oscars, and other Rich People Things are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, April 25-May 1: The Perils of Ordering From eBay Edition
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
London's oldest working factory, where the Liberty Bell was cast, is being converted into a sterile playground for moneyed douchenozzles because they have money, you don't, and they need yet another place to repeatedly rub your nose in that
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(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Just in case you feel the need to play pool on your superyacht while on the high seas, Bugatti the luxury car maker is now selling a self-leveling pool table for $300,000
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(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Meanwhile in Japan, 35-year-old man was playing video games so loudly that his infuriated 48-year-old brother stabbed him, but didn't FINISH HIM
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Mon May 10, 2021
(NHL)
 
 
 
Due to the dearth of games yesterday, it's the rare non-playoff Monday NHL thread. Will the Jets help or harm their chances of holding onto the #3 spot? Will the Habs finally secure a playoff slot and eliminate Vancouver & Calgary? We start @ 7pm ET
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Because you didn't think you needed it, but here's the play-by-play of the Apple v. Epic court battle. Complete with lawyers trying to dryly explain Fortnite and third-person shooters
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"Walking rugby" (for seniors) is a thing with 60 clubs in England alone. "Never mind the skill, the speed or anything like that, it's the friendship that's the most important thing." Also the post-match beer and Ensure parties are still crazy
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Seahawks wide receiver DK Metcalf fails to qualify for Olympics, only hitting 10.36s in the 100m trials. Also: He's 6'4" and 235lbs
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Important warning message displayed in China at the bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory. By the way, beware of the leopards
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Sun May 09, 2021
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Gronk donates $1.2M to rehabilitate Boston playground, accent
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Prince Michael (who?), HM the Queen's cousin is taking a page out of Mango UnChanged's playbook, but for only £10,000 a day. Some kind of discount fruit, if you will
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(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
Studies show that dolphins participate in a team as a means of reproductive success. That's great, but it still hasn't helped them get to the playoffs in the last decade
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Greg Abbott: I'm going to deny an 'atheist holiday display' at the State Capitol. Judge: Yeah, no you're not
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Sunday PL: Wolves v BHA play for pride. MOTD Man United - Aston Villa, MU must win to keep their slim title hopes alive. West Ham need to beat Everton to keep the Europa dream alive, and Arsenal can relegate West Brom. 7:00 am ET on Peacock/NBCSN
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Sat May 08, 2021
(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
The city deeply appreciates your efforts to turn this former dump site into a community garden and playground. As a way of saying thanks, here's a notice to vacate
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Fri May 07, 2021
(Dark Horizons)
 
 
 
It's time to play the music, it's time for creepy lights, it's time for a Muppet's corporate synergy fright night
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Uhhh... bullseye?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
What kind of "Medical play set" for kids is this?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Manchin is on a collision course with Elizabeth Warren and Bernie Sanders, and it's gonna play out like a damned Dragon Ball Z fight
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(Epic Games)
 
 
 
Nearly as much fun as Scorched Earth it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. LGT Pine free at Epic. What have you been playing this week? Side note: favourite games with online multiplayer? Even the ones who had their multiplayer servers taken down
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(Vintage Everyday)
 
 
 
'I say, let's play polo' - 'But the horses are sick.' - 'Grab your car keys & follow me'
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Thu May 06, 2021
(Ultimate Classic Rock)
 
 
 
The most underrated song from each Styx album. Rare Styx trifecta in play
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(It's All Marvel)
 
 
 
Dave Bautista says Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 will probably be the last time he plays Drax
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Sometimes, The Shift beats you. . . Sometimes, you beat The Shift. Alternate headline: The Astros forgot how to play baseball
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Idaho GOP, faced with accusations that a state rep raped a teenage intern, follow the standard GOP playbook and doxx and harass the teenager
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Tory politician forgets to check for penis graffiti before giving speech on playground
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Del Crandall, the last living player from the Boston Braves, dies at 91
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Angels to release Pujols. Subby didn't even know he still played
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Teen soccer player files suit against NWSL over age restrictions, saying she should be allowed to play at age 15
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
EABoD DLC
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Won't someone think of the ball pits?
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Wed May 05, 2021
(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
For post-menopausal women, once you break that first bone it gets a lot easier. Osteo-ménage now in play
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Angel Hernandez admits he's just out there guessing
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(NHL)
 
 
 
It's Wednesday Night Hockey time again & there's only one game to watch. To be fair, there's 16 other teams playing tonight, but THE game to watch will be at 7:00 PM ET on NBC. A preemptive SUP, & also Mike Milbury thinks nothing wrong happened on Mon
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(Heavy)
 
 
 
ESPN seems to think Browns fans want an aging future game show host over the guy who took them to their first playoff win in over 25 years
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(Road.cc)
 
 
 
Action can be achieved when individuals play their own private parts. Especially as it relates to potholes and penii
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
TE decides to retire instead of play for the Lions. Not a repeat from 2019
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
"Don't mind me, I'm just playing a game with a seagull of who can be the biggest King Asshole of the bird community. Am I winning?"
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Tue May 04, 2021
(TSN)
 
 
 
With their top star out for the season by repeat offender Tom Wilson, the NY Rangers are not happy at all with NHL justice, and PUBLICALLY demand the league's head of player safety be fired
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
A soul-crushing display as Korean-American Representative Michelle Steel (R) feels it necessary to apologize for reaching across the aisle to Katie Porter to pass an anti-hate crime bill
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Think you're ready to get outside and play as lockdowns ease? Consider Hungary's fire jugglers, who have been smoldering for far too long
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(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Crazy lady assaults someone with billiard balls, cue sticks, cookie sheets, DVD Player, loaded rifle, and a knife. Mad Kung Fu skills or advanced game of Clue?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
NHL slaps Tom Wilson on the wrist again. Meanwhile the player he hurt is probably out the rest of the season
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Disney reveals plans for Star Wars themed Galactic Starcruiser, where vacationers can play with their lightsabers and find out who their daddy is
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Yeah, that's the ticket. Mark Wahlberg put on a bunch of weight so he can play a priest. Who won't believe that?
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
The Red Sox evidently don't realize they're playing baseball
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(Nature)
 
 
 
Massive survey finds head-injury risk is higher for female high school soccer players than boys. You submitted this with a much more hands-on pun
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
"And the Patriots will have a first down inside the Buffalo 5 - hang on, there's a dildo on the play, this one may be coming back" (NSFW)
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Mon May 03, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
With his struggling team now in position to have to play in it, LeBron suddenly rips the NBA's new play-in format
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(Insider)
 
 
 
Watson may not play this season. No shiat, Sherlock
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(IGN)
 
Video
 
From 1988, Roger Ebert shows off his Orson Welles Room containing the greatest home entertainment system of the era: a 45" TV and a LaserVision player with 425 lines of resolution. Unfortunately he could not get a 50" TV into the basement
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Elon begins playing (more) ball with the Dragon
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(Ultimate Guitar)
 
 
 
Seven rock bands that ended their careers at the correct time. Every band still hanging on by playing the BFE County Fair, take note
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(Metro US)
 
 
 
Spies, satellites, subpoenas: alpha soy boys play hardball with beta Brazilian farmers
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Sun May 02, 2021
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Jesus, calm down playing video games
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(Chess.com)
 
 
 
Anti-doping sanctions come to play at the world chess championship. Now the Russians can't use the Toss Magnus Carlsen Out the Window Gambit
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Two more people arrested trespassing at Prince Andrew's Windsor home. No information on taxi payments. Trespass trifecta now in play
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(Tin Soldier)
 
 
 
This week at Tin Soldier, a couple low impulse control magical people play a game of catch, the New Readers drive continues, and a new charity for May. It's still a free web serial by a farker, it won't kill ya to look
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
With the SNL cast possibly boycotting him, Elon Musk resorts to crowdsourcing Twitter for sketch ideas. I wonder if he reads Fark? Let's give him some ideas just in case
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Sat May 01, 2021
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
You may have played too many computer games if you've been found dead clutching your Xbox controller after an all-night session
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
When playing the game of balls, you take no prisoners, you play to win
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Fri April 30, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Kraken released
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(AutoEvolution)
 
 
 
Central Pennsylvania man owns over 40,000 Diecast cars and proudly displays them throughout his house, garage, and any other available space. Sorry ladies, he's taken
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
After an exciting first day, how will rounds 2 and 3 go? How is your team doing? How many trades will we see? Is your favorite player still available? Tune in at 7:00 PM ET on ESPN/ABC/NFL Network to find out
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(Eurogamer)
 
 
 
Japanese fans are scared to play Resident Evil: Village. Capcom's answer? Puppets carrying buckets of blood and chainsaws
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(Somerset Live)
 
 
 
Looks like the Precogs have stopped another future criminal. Rest easy, everyone
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(Epic Games)
 
 
 
Better for your health than those smoke-filled arcades it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. LGT Idle Champions free at Epic. Claim it, login this week and get $100 worth of in-game stuff. What have you been playing? Side note: favourite roguelikes?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
C'mon Dad, put down that tool and play with me
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(TSN)
 
 
 
The American Hockey League has lost enough money already and will not bother with playoffs for the second season in a row
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Thu April 29, 2021
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Dave Grohl releases video of the Foo Fighters playing "My Hero" for the first time ever, Vancouver, BC, May 1995
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
An early contender for 'worst call of the season'. Difficulty: Not Angel Hernandez
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
You won't. Good luck and thanks for playing
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
So it turns out Elon's playing about as fast and loose with his solar shingle pricing as he is with almost every other production number
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Rudy Giuliani's neighbor gives an impromptu press conference that's straight out of Seinfeld
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Wed April 28, 2021
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
...complete with video showing a monkey playing Pong with its mind, thanks to a wireless brain implant
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
James Gandolfini played Tony Soprano one final time to help lure LeBron James to the
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Tue April 27, 2021
(Nature)
 
 
 
Habitual coffee drinkers display a distinct pattern of brain functional connectivity, except that you haven't had enough coffee to have a functioning brain
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(Slash Gear)
 
 
 
Xbox Series X gives a 120 FPS boost to many older games. No need to press the turbo button
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Coldplay tease cryptic annouzzzzzzz *snore*
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Hasbro's not playing around
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(Some WFAN)
 
 
 
And the tears of Yankee fans grow more delicious still
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
So, how's that decision to draft Aaron Rogers' replacement last year working out Green Bay Packers?
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Mon April 26, 2021
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
At this point about the only guy who hasn't played Jack Ryan in a movie is MAAAAATT DAMON
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Oakland DB Mike Davis, whose interception of a Brian Sipe pass in a 1981 playoff game began a long tradition for the Cleveland Browns, has died
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Who knew that trading away a star player for magic beans and having the worst record in baseball is a bad way to keep your job?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Just playing a game of Chicken
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Sat April 24, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
In a Sports tab to Food tab change-of-tab-fake, the NBA's 2016-17 Most Improved Player, Trail Blazers' CJ McCollum, has created the NBA's Most Coveted Wine. It is described as having a solid free throw %, cherry notes, and a plummy fruit finish
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Lakers owner lists the five most important Lakers. The GM/player/logo guy is missing, and so is The Big Aristotle, but hey, gotta put down the current superstar, her ex-boyfriend and the late, image refurbished a-hole who destroyed the team twice
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Virginia State Trooper pulls over black man and plays up the stop for his body camera. It did not end well for him
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Fri April 23, 2021
(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
'She was just playing'
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
The Seattle Kraken have yet to play a game but are already being sued for copyright infringement by a local dive bar
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Busted Steelers player handcuffed during traffic stop
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(Epic Games)
 
 
 
Easier than that one jump in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (NES) it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. LGT Alien Isolation & Hand of Fate 2 free at Epic. What have you been playing this week? Side note: Favourite indie games? Tell us inside. :D
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(NBC 10 Boston)
 
Video
 
"Peabody Woman Gives Birth in Bathroom to Surprise Baby." Jeez, lady, just play peekaboo like everyone else
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Alcohol, backyard fire, and gunpowder. Splendid idea. Gunpowder trifecta in play
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Last season's Browns-Chiefs playoff was tough to watch, and even tougher for BetMGM, whose typo gave bettors option of wagering on whether Mayfield and Mahomes would pass for "00" yards or more. After dragging their feet, BetMGM decided to pay up
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Thu April 22, 2021
(Fair Use still has a posse)
 
 
 
To Eruptions of applause, the Second Circuit ruled that a museum's Use of a copyrighted picture of some guitar-playing guy's guitar to promote a museum exhibit on guitars was Fair. So Jump on down to the Mean Streets of Panama for an Ice Cream, Man
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(WV Gazette Mail)
 
 
 
Want a COVID-19 vaccination? Come play the slots at West Virginia casinos no matter what state you live in and you can get one
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(MSN)
 
 
 
"W" on golf. "I played in my first year. Then when we had troops in combat I didn't play at all [...] because I didn't want some mother to see, you know, these kids in combat seeing the commander-in-chief out there playing golf. So I didn't play any"
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Old Maru is so big, he can't play hide and seek with his fellow housecats. The big head and bushy wavy tail give him away
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(Psychology Today)
 
 
 
Nine scientific-ish reasons why listening to music correlates with great sex. TFA suggests playing a little Barry Manilow to get the party started
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Wed April 21, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
If you've ever fantasized about playing a video game that lets you live out the life of a bickering married couple, there's a new one out that's made for you. Or you could just rent subby's wife for a couple of hours, your choice
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I'm a PhD in a three-year relationship with the love of my life. When he gives me advice he is usually correct about how it plays out, predicting others' behavior accurately. It's like he's psychic; but I feel inadequate with him. What do I do?"
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(Insider)
 
 
 
NFL players can smoke marijuana in the off-season and, uh....uh...I forgot
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Tue April 20, 2021
(Loudwire)
 
 
 
Gee, I wonder who's going to play Lily
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(Fox 7 Austin)
 
 
 
Woman threatened teens playing basketball with a knife before driving into them. That's definitely a charge
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Yes, Michael Keaton really is playing Batman in 'The Flash'
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Russell Westbrook messed around, just became the first NBA player to record multiple triple-doubles against every other NBA team
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Your white fat tissue plays a fundamental role in the development of cerebral malaria. In other news, there is such a thing as CEREBRAL MALARIA
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
James O'Queefe sues Twitter for deploying their defaming banhammer. Dumbass defamation litigation trifecta now in play
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Mon April 19, 2021
(NHL)
 
 
 
Normally no Monday hockey thread but tonight history will be made (at 10pm ET) when Patrick Marleau is expected to suit up & break Mr Hockey's record of most NHL regular season games played (1767). Seven other run of the mill games starting at 7pm ET
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(247 Sports)
 
 
 
Pretty sure we can just name it the "Alex Smith Comeback Player of the Year Award" now that he has retired
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Sun April 18, 2021
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
40 years ago today (and tomorrow and June 23) the Pawtucket Red Sox and the Rochester Red Wings played the longest game in professional baseball history at 33 innings
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(NBC 2 Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Airplane crash lands into pond at local country club. Rare Florida aircraft water landings trifecta now in play
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Sat April 17, 2021
(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Paul's Memory Bank (8PM ET) returns tonight. Mrs Conklin is trying to play matchmaker, Liz & Iris want to go to a dance and the boys refuse, and the crooked oil man Cheney is about to get his, then a new Superman story starts
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(KTUL Tulsa)
 
 
 
"Health and Freedom" conservative conference in Tulsa, OK which played host to such luminaries as Michael Flynn, Mike Lindell and Jim Caviezel to end with a mask burning event
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Fri April 16, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Ever go to a girls' basketball game when it stops suddenly, a hockey game breaks out, and it ends up a WWE Summerslam event?
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
My office is having a virtual summit next week and asked attendees to add songs to the summit playlist. Help me out Fark. LGT inspiration
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
It's a bold strategy, let's see how it plays out for him
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this baseball player
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Tom Hiddleston addresses rumors he'll play a low-key James Bond
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Thu April 15, 2021
(ZDNet)
 
 
 
Australia makes a play for control of the Antarctic
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
How big is your pile of shame?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
It's only April 15th and the Mets have already had 6 games postponed. At this rate they'll be playing until November
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(Pittsburgh Post-Gazette)
 
 
 
Death to Replay
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
During lockdown 74yo Flanders man forgets he should be telling kids to get off his lawn, instead invites them to play in his garden. Rod and Todd think there are demons there, will stay in the house
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
MLB player refuses COVID vaccine for personal reasons, then tests positive for COVID a week later. You can't explain that
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Matchbox goes electric with some new hot wheels
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
In other news, Rams star player Aaron Donald is causing trouble again
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Weed customers are everyone's dream demo - they work, they play, they have money, they're even more likely to watch and complete video ads
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Your PS3 and 4 are going to die unless Sony issues a patch, which it won't. They don't play games with profits
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Wed April 14, 2021
(MacRumors)
 
 
 
Ceiling cat is looking at you from between the pixels of your phone display
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Putin still trying to figure out how to deal with a US president who can't be extorted with a pee pee tape to roll over and play dead
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Otter playing with a cat treat is the cutest thing you will see today
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Today's Slatesplanation: Why Sims 4 players are paying $5 to dust their virtual houses. In other news, people are still playing Sims 4
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Tue April 13, 2021
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The Kreeger Museum has reopened. Chokebot and virtual girlfriend projector not yet on display
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
The Bourne Retirement: Local homeowner claims his yard display that features a man hanging from a noose "isn't rooted in racism." Bourne "isn't buying it " and "will bring this fight to his doorstep"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Possible pork shortage this summer. Pork product trifecta now in play
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
♬ Oh they boo and they hiss and they holler at me, Just because it's a ball and I call it strike three, I'm not wearing my glasses so how can I see, Nobody loves the ump, except the judge in my defamation lawsuit against a former player
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Mon April 12, 2021
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Not as epic as dying on the toilet while looking at a porn magazine but Joseph Siravo, the actor who played Tony Soprano's father has died of colon cancer. He was
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Whenever a Red Sox player hits a homer, he gets a ride in a laundry cart
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(Screen Rant)
 
 
 
Alien Covenant pitch meeting: so we did some research with anime middle aged white cosplayers so we were going with this
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Uber may get into cannabis delivery which should work with their Uber Eats business model when all those customers get the munchies a few hours later
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(NHL)
 
 
 
It's trade deadline day in the NHL. Anyone care to prognosticate on big players going to 'x'? Lots of players moved late yesterday for bags of used pucks so there might be some bigger deals today. It's all over one way or another by 3pm ET
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Stop me if you heard this: children who make millions playing a game meltdown when a call does not go the way that helps them win, pretend it was the ONLY moment in the game that was the difference between a win and a loss
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
If you were confused at the logo displayed behind home plate at Citi Field, it's not a reference to the uptown Bronx Bambas. Allow subby to educate y'all on Bamba: imagine cheese curls, but instead of "cheez" dust, it's peanut butter dust
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Steph Curry blows off post game interview, sends an ex-con to do the interview for him
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
What's better than throwing a perfect game? How about striking out every batter in said perfect game?
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Sun April 11, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
News: soccer player ejected from match. Fark: for headbutting a player. UltraFark: his teammate
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Sat April 10, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
"Scientists will study brain of former NFL player who police say killed five people then took his own life"
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Fri April 09, 2021
(Epic Games)
 
 
 
Easier on your brain than figuring out some of the moon logic in classic point & click adventure games it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. LGT 3 out of 10: Season 2 free at Epic. What have you been playing this week? Side note: Favourite mods?
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Horndog Hugh Hefner's sex antics from inside the Playboy mansion exposed (possible nsfw content on page)
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
The biggest Dick's ever erected will let you drive your balls and wants to get pounded by the foot. Customers are being told a wordplay department may be coming soon but to hold back for just a bit longer
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Have you ever played Pong? Have you ever played Pong with electrodes in your brain?
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Thu April 08, 2021
(WFAN)
 
 
 
Mets get a Metsy win, gift wrapped by the home plate ump
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Trump senior aide and Wormtongue cosplayer Stephen Miller launches PAC to challenge Biden's policies called "America First Legal" and is being hailed as a "conservative ACLU"
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Walter Olkewicz, who played Jacques Renault in "Twin Peaks" dies at age 72. Laura Palmer inconsolable
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
If you don't want to hear all of the racists things that some 12 year old is screaming at you while playing Call of Battlefield but still want to hear some of them Intel has the solution for you
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Former NFL Player Philip Adams kills 5 then self in South Carolina
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Tue April 06, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
GM confirms all-electric Silverado. Bros everywhere rush to repurpose their JL Audio systems to play the sound of Flowmasters out the window
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(Inside EVs)
 
 
 
Some California Tesla charging stations are half price at night, allowing greater savings for blind people going out to play golf
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Good news: You matched the Pick 3 lottery numbers. Better news: So did 6,522 other players. Fark: It'll cost North Carolina $2.4 million to pay everyone off
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
In 2022, Chicago will play host to a new Star Trek....Khaaaaaaannnnn
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Mon April 05, 2021
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Yo Dawg, I heard you like Game of Life, so I built a computer using Game of Life that plays Game of Life
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Sun April 04, 2021
(wtnh.com)
 
 
 
It's back to sticking your hands in tiny windows
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Sat April 03, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Steph Curry shows why he's the only logical choice for MVP this season. By not playing
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Nymerian fighter pet missing; Procol Harum plays victory concert and I may have got a few words wrong in this headline
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Fri April 02, 2021
(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
Ultra-rare giraffe death trifecta in play
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Garza named AP player of the year despite the ties, ranch dressing
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(Epic Games)
 
 
 
More fun than waiting for your game to load on a 1541 it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. LGT Tales of the Neon Sea free at Epic. What have you been playing this week? Side note: hidden gems (recent or from back in the day) that others missed?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The GOP is playing the victim card again
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(Gamespot)
 
 
 
I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a 6'9" Russian Olympian cosplaying an eastern European Amazon vampire
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Thu April 01, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Chiefs propose new NFL rule giving more flexibility on jersey numbers. Why? So maybe college players can keep their old numbers OR because the Chiefs have retired so many numbers they're running out
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Former NFL player: Just how many massage therapists does one player need, especially so early in their career?
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(The Onion)
 
 
 
Matt Gaetz Vehemently Denies Wrist Full Of Sex Bracelets Has Anything To Do With 17-Year-Old
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Almost 90% of NCAA athletic directors don't want to pay their athletes to play
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(MLB Trade Rumors)
 
 
 
Well that didn't take long
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Wed March 31, 2021
(The New Republic)
 
 
 
Cosplay cowboys continue to ruin Texas
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Georgia GOP looks at 0-3 record and wonder if Trump can just go play somewhere else
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Party that demands proof of genitals to play sports, use toilets, and invasive and unnecessary vaginal ultrasounds is now trollishly concerned about medical privacy
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Game of Thrones prequel set to be a West End/Broadway play. Show expected to abruptly halt halfway through the second act, George RR Martin enters stage left, sits down with a typewriter and hastily finishes the script
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Biden is all out of farks to give and is steamrolling congressional Republicans instead of trying to play nice
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Tue March 30, 2021
(Mercury News)
 
 
 
"We've got a guy in here we know we can win with, a guy that our players love, that we love," which is why we are "likely pissing him off" and trying to replace him
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Spacewar, Pong, Space Invaders, Magnavox Odyssey. Asteroids, Pac-Man, Adventure, Frogger, Atari 2600 System. Pumping quarters into the arcade, how do you play Dragon Lair's, what else can I say. Wii didn't start the fire, it's your 7pm ET MSNBC thread
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
'Game of Thrones' stage play to resurrect Ned Stark, Jaime Lannister and many other characters in a dramatic retelling of a legendary event from Westeros history. Also, George RR Martin now has another thing on his To Do list
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Yakima City Council candidate arrested on suspicion of assault, harassment, and malicious mischief. No word if "Yakima Sax" was playing in the background
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(Mational Day Calendar)
 
 
 
Today is National Pencil Day, a day to remember you're not always supposed to be playing with your pens
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
2021 MLB power rankings, most exciting player for each team, no comparisons of the Pirates with the 1899 Spiders or the 1962 Mets
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
We should ignore the pandemic for now. There's sportsball to play
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Cougars lick the Beavers, advance to Four play
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Boris Johnson liked to quote Shakespeare with his mistress as foreplay. Nay, but to live in the rank sweat of an enseamèd bed, stewed in corruption, honeying and making love over the nasty sty
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Mon March 29, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Social media personality receives death threats following her suggestion that a) all covid restrictions be lifted, b) $15 minimum wage isn't enough to live on, c) one PGA major event should be match play format
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
January: Let Them Play protests in Michigan push to resume high school sports. March: basketball team wins district tournament, then forfeits regionals so they can go on spring break
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Another reason why dogs are better than cats, they play volleyball
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Chuck Schumer has a significant power play ready to go
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Sun March 28, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Catholic college radio station plays mostly heavy metal. Some time travelers from the '80s have a problem with this
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(247 Sports)
 
 
 
JJ Watt: "I want to play for the Cardinals because I think they can be a contender." Larry Fitzgerald: "Yeah, about that"
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(College Hockey News)
 
 
 
While you weren't paying attention last night, the longest NCAA playoff hockey game and third longest college hockey game ever was played
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Meet the greatest chess player of all time that chess geeks have never heard of
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
The Texas Attorney General is Mr.-Potato-Heading the media while playing his favorite game of "conceal the records", this time about his January 6th involvement
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Sat March 27, 2021
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Republicans claim they are more discriminated against than Blacks, Jews, Muslims, Asians, Hispanics, women, children, the LGBTQ community, people who don't use turn signals, furries, cosplayers, and renaissance fair fanatics
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
"There are no signs of foul play, but the death is considered suspicious." ORLY, Deputy Obvious?
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Fri March 26, 2021
(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Michigan GOP chair displays a grasp of Biblical principles, specifically 'Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live'
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
The FBI is putting the Jan 6th band back together...in Prison. Today's addition to the line-up: the Tambourine player/ex-NYPD spokeswoman
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
NFL player busted with stolen loaded gun
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
How to play politics 101: Offer Joe Manchin's wife a job she's qualified for to help Joe see the light on the filibuster and ensure voting rights for all Americans
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
Folks, don't let your chickens play with matches
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
A marine has been killed outside the Babylon Cafe in Woodbridge, VA. He's the fourth person to be shot or stabbed at that location in the last couple years. Babylon 5-fecta in play
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Uhh, because they're serious about making this happen, and we've largely let a pothead weirdo who is off playing "rocket ship" half the time carry the ball for our team?
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(Epic Games)
 
 
 
More reliable than the old Windows 95 Plug n Pray it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. LGT Creature in the Well free at Epic. What have you been playing this week? Side note: favourite arcade games? Tell us inside
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(CNN)
 
 
 
George Floyd's toxicology report on Duke's Black History display sucks
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(SB Nation)
 
 
 
Well you can tell by the way they walk to first, the Disco Turkeys have one of the best logos in baseball
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(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
Even Al Bundy couldn't save this football team, as their only game this season ended in a 64-0 loss, and shame, and maybe COVID
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(Daily Hive)
 
 
 
Jennifer Garner displays her goodies for the crew to get their hands on
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Thu March 25, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The NFL won't require players to be vaccinated for Covid-19. After all, it isn't like players spend all their time within 6 feet of each other, right?
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The NBA trade deadline is upon us. Look upon your favorite players and despair as they are traded for bench help, draft picks, expiring contracts and cash considerations
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
13 and 15-year old girls use stun gun on DC Uber Eats driver in attempted carjacking that leaves the car overturned and the driver dead. Playing GTA sure was different when I was growing up
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Bo Burnham to play Larry Bird in new HBO series, provide a certain Farker with much needed new gifs
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(Vice)
 
 
 
What a time to be alive. Unusual scent trifecta in play?
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Wed March 24, 2021
(The Verge)
 
 
 
New Amazon Fire TV remote plays catch-up with Roku, featuring shortcut buttons to the streaming services you don't care/won't pay for
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
I haven't seen an ass kicking like this since Billy Madison played dodgeball against those elementary school kids
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Redmond, Washington launches 'You Stay, We Pay" plan to boost tourism, offering a marked improvement over nearby Enumclaw's "You Play, We Neigh" plan
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Mussolini's great-grandson signs his first professional soccer contract. Scouts report that he has incredible speed and is the fascist player on the pitch
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(Playstation Lifestyle)
 
 
 
Playstation users: "We want backwards compatibility" Latest Sony patent: "...maybe?"
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
♫ ♬ A modern day warrior, mean mean pride, plays a drum kit made of junk, takes it all in stride ♫ ♬
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
From making potato chips to playing NFL safety
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Police body cam shows Ohio State football player passed out behind the wheel in McDonald's drive thru. Fark: Siren couldn't wake him up so they had to break the window
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Ex New York police officer who played tambourine in U.S. Capitol halls during January 6th riot charged with several misdemeanors, missing tact
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Half-Life: Alyx almost half off
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Tue March 23, 2021
(The Spun)
 
 
 
There are NFL players who agree to restructure their contracts to help their teams with the salary cap, and then there are those who eventually get traded to Cincy
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
When a player's name is Cockburn and you have to resort to racism, that's just lazy. The joke writes itself
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What if the NFL (or all pro sports) made a rule that players could only play a maximum of 4 years per team before being 'term-limited' and needed to be traded? Good idea/bad idea?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Today's Slatesplanation: An answer to the question, "How many times has Bob Odenkirk played an assassin?"
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Old & stale: car with an in-dash CD player. New hotness: Lexus IS WAX Edition with in-dash LP player. "What about vinyl storage? Am I schlepping a milk crate in my fancy Lexus, or are my vinyls strewn about the cabin, melting in the heat of the sun?"
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Mon March 22, 2021
(Ultimate Guitar)
 
 
 
Seven bands that rarely, if ever, actually played in concert
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(The News-Herald)
 
 
 
She is the Naz, with God-given pass
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Batwoman finds a new Kat Kane
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
You know the play in which a guy steals second base, pops up and separates from the bag for a blink as the middle infielder keeps his glove on him, which replay confirms upon a manager challenge, thereby sending the baserunner back to the dugout?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Hustler with a death wish risks his life with a giant mountain lion by playing three-card monte game
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Multimillionaire NFL player who never served in the Armed Forces: "I really felt like I was in the military. Like, damn"
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Sat March 20, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
While Americans are reopening their country way ahead of common sense, the French aren't playing around. Paris est fermé. Va-t'en
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Fri March 19, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Glynn Lunney, Gemini and Apollo flight director has died at age 84. During Apollo 13, he played a critical role in getting the crew safely to the LEM
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(WILX Michigan)
 
 
 
And another round of play stupid games, win stupid cellmates COVID-19 edition
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(KTVB Boise)
 
 
 
Idaho state legislature farked around downplaying the virus and not wearing masks. Now they found out
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Tom Izzo gets into heated exchange with player during March Madness loss, tells him "You buy this farkin' car or I'll break your farkin' head"
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(Epic Games)
 
 
 
Higher quality than the Rock & Roller for NES it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. LGT The Fall free at Epic. What have you been playing this week? Side note: favourite controllers/flight sticks/other peripherals? They can be first or third party
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Thu March 18, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
After a one-year hiatus, the NCAA Tournament returns with four play-in games. Starting at 5:10 PM ET it is Texas Southern-Mt. St. Mary's, then Drake-Wichita State, App St.-Norfolk St., and finally UCLA-Michigan St. Is your bracket complete yet?
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Capitol riot suspect appears to be into conceptual cosplay, pictured here doing "What if Skurge from 'Thor: Ragnarok' moved to Brooklyn and became a craft brewer?"
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(NBA)
 
 
 
Six different NBA players recorded a triple-double on the same day (March 17th), breaking the NBA record (five players) that was set just four days earlier
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Rugby player given formal disciplinary warning for suggesting he would "try and pull something" after 1000 beers
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
If you haven't seen a sloth in a boat playing with the water yet today this will get you caught up. Also, bonus points if you automatically rhymed 'sloth' with boat'
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(CBC)
 
 
 
A playful murder
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Wed March 17, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Trent Williams stays with 49ers on historic $138M deal, making him 2nd-highest paid player on team, and most accurate passer
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Brazilian soccer player needed 7 stitches on his face from a flying Turkey kick (possible nsfw content on page)
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Down 17, less than six minutes to play? Sounds like Dame Time
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Tue March 16, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
James Harden became the first Nets player ever to record a 20-15-15 triple-double. It was a good day
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Rockstar sues Player who fixed long load times in GTA Online. Just kidding, they contacted him and paid him $10k for fixing their bug
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
Russian hockey player majorly pucked
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Giannis Antetokounmpo became the first Milwaukee Bucks player to post a triple-double in three consecutive games
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"When out babysitter takes our children to the playground, another family dumps their kids on our sitter and I feel this is babysitter mooching and they should stop or pay or find a new playground. What are my options?"
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(ATP Tour)
 
 
 
For the first time since July 2005, a player not named Federer, Nadal, Djokovic, or Murray has broken into the top 2 of men's tennis
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Mon March 15, 2021
(9 News)
 
 
 
Kittehs play in da snow. BIG kittehs
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Surgeons engage in "Price Is Right" style game of guessing weight of patients' organs they've just removed without going over. Guess weight exactly and you win both kidneys
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(Thrillist)
 
 
 
Pizza box features a QR code to play Pac-Man on the boxtop through a smartphone
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Virginia has spot in NCAA Tournament, assuming they have enough players to participate
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Iowans want to take Chuck Grassley to a big farm where he can play with all the other politicians
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Stoya: My husband has a deep fantasy he wants to act out wherein we role play as a cop and a prisoner. I think it's abhorrent and not at all normal. Is it?"
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Sun March 14, 2021
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Making family breakfast when Simon and Garfunkel's "Sound of Silence" started playing. Subby's 9yo daughter asked how people "can talk without speaking?" Deep convo ensued. Ever had a bonding moment with someone about song lyrics?
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(NHL)
 
 
 
How about some Sunday hockey for you all? We start things off at 2 PM ET on NHL Network with Coyotes-Wild , with Canes-Wings, Stars-Jackets, Islanders-Devils, Kings-Avs (5:30 PM on NBCSN), and Leafs-Senators. Grab your stick and come and play
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Giants beat Cleveland going into the bottom of the 9th. Ump's call game and go home. Players on both teams agree to play out the bottom of the inning because, hey, it's not like they have anything better to do
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Sat March 13, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
So you play the tuba while rollerskating? That's nothing. I play the piano while walking up the stairs
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(AP News)
 
 
 
AP: Yeah, we never said anything when Trump flew to Florida every weekend to play golf and flew all over the country to hold superspreader events, but Biden flies home to Delaware every weekend. THIS IS AN OUTRAGE
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Fri March 12, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Taylor Fritz played 88 games to reach the semifinals. Andrey Rublev played 0 games to reach the semifinals. It's good when your opponents forfeit
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(Epic Games)
 
 
 
Almost as loving as Grandfather Nurgle it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. LGT Surviving Mars free at Epic. What have you been playing this week? Side note: favourite squad-based games? Syndicate? X-COM? Tell us inside
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Thu March 11, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Senator Rick Scott (R-FL) releases open letter, imploring states, cities receiving $360-billion from American Rescue Act stimulus package to just send funds back, to "quit recklessly spending other people's money"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Italian volleyball player sued by club for contract breach birth, but she says it was a miscarriage of justice
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
VR headsets in the workplace "could snowball" in next few years. I don't know what kind of kinky games you're playing in your headset, but count me out
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
'Dad, I don't think I ever wanna come home. I wanna go play disc golf.'
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
It's OK to relieve stress by playing with toys. Well not that one, so often
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
University says that young girls playing with thin dolls may affect their body image. "We deny all wrongdoing," replied the Malibu Stacy Corporation
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
All you need to play in the NCAA Tournament is five healthy players. Five players ah ha ha ha ha
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
Stolen 400-lb slide from playground found in child's bedroom
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Pat Robertson just confirmed what you suspected after flying across country on a flight next to a crying baby, babies can totally be demon possessed
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Wed March 10, 2021
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Hello, you've reached the Fairfax County 911 emergency response system. Please hold. *music plays*
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The Kremlin sent a "warning shot" to Silicon Valley to stop letting protesters organize on their services. Their play: slowing down the least-used American social network in Russia, accidentally taking many Russian govt sites offline. Ta-da
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(TechRadar)
 
 
 
The best PC game you can play in 2021 was released in 2015
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Tue March 09, 2021
(WHIO Dayton)
 
 
 
Possible being drunk in McDonalds drive-thru tri-fecta in play because you had to have your damn Prime delivery in the middle of my Montebello break
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Whitmer plays dodgeball on CNN. What happened to The Ocho?
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Craigslist: "Musical group seeking new banjo player. Must be able to take 20 songs and make them all sound the same. Must also NOT be a white-supremacist fanboy"
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Miami Heat player uses Jewish slur during Twitch stream. Good thing he doesn't play in a city with a large Jewish population or he'd be in a lot of trouble right now
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(Reader's Digest)
 
 
 
Fifteen best board games to play online: Ticket to Ride, Settlers of Catan, Spin the Bottle, Risk
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
♪ We don't offer quesadillas ♫ We ain't got no crystal ball ♪ But if you place an online order, well, you'll have it all. ♫ Guac is still extra
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(Golf.com)
 
 
 
Should I play a yellow golf ball?
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
This 5'2'' UMBC basketball player has entered the transfer portal, meaning his time at that school was quite short
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My husband enjoys playing pranks. Constantly. I hate them. With a passion. I've asked and begged him to stop, but he won't listen. What are my options here?"
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Someone offers to pay you $1,000 to play cornhole? Subby fell for that once. ONCE
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Mon March 08, 2021
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Just your standard 6-7-4 double play
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Subby's friend is in the hospital with COVID-19. He's bored, but his only hobby is driving. What video games would you recommend? Please include whatever gear is needed to play. LGT Mario Kart on Wikipedia
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
TIL Danny DeVito was pivotal in the development of Pulp Fiction. Welcome to the Fark Monday Movie Rewind. A thread to discuss what movies/TV we've seen this past week. LGT the role the legendary DeVito played in the film's creation. Sadly, no Rum Ham
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Fox News doesn't really care about Dr. Seuss; it's just a major distraction play to rile up Republicans and it's working
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Star Trek legend Nichelle Nichols, 89, (who played Nyota Uhura in the original series in the sixties) gives vulcan sign ahead of film release from the franchise Renegades: Ominara
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Sun March 07, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Sometimes the game is so easy, you could play it with one eye closed
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
"Rim Hit Replay Trigger" is the name of my Americana country Devo cover band
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Sat March 06, 2021
(Texas Tribune)
 
 
 
We didn't *force* players to stay on the field; we just told them they'd never work in Texas again
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Realtor takes a play from Netflix's Ozark
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(Irish Post US)
 
 
 
Priest accidentally plays rap music during his Mass livestream, plays it off brilliantly by saying everyone needs a good rap in the morning
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Fri March 05, 2021
(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Don't know what to do with quaint little house your parents died in? New services will offer very short-term space rentals: "Recently we've been getting a lot of cosplay customers who come to act out scenes from the 'Demon Slayer' comic"
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
I will see your Queen "We Will Rock You" in Dixieland and raise you AC/DC "Thunderstruck" in Hillbilly. The banjo playing is amazing
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
After inconsistent VAR decisions revealed soccer's official rules for handball were maladapted to age of replay, rulemakers debated whether to make (a) VAR conform to what referees call, or (b) referees conform to what VAR sees. The humans won
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Athletic Bilbao wins semifinal, will play in the final of the Copa del Rey on April 3...and in the other final of the Copa del Rey on April 17
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Comeback player of the year not coming back to Washington
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(Some chef)
 
 
 
Chiefs to play on 'GEHA Field at Arrowhead Stadium.' This sucks because GEHA is pronounced G.E.H.A., as letters, and not "Gee-Haw," like the TV variety show
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(Epic Games)
 
 
 
Almost as fun as reading that game manual over and over on the car ride home it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. LGT Wargame: Red Dragon free at Epic. What have you been playing this week? Side note: favourite puzzle games? Tell us inside
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played a girl bunny? Apparently the internet did
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