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headlines found matching 'Plane'
Wed August 12, 2020
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Airplanes less affected by corona than previously thought
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Tue August 11, 2020
(Radio Free Europe)
 
 
 
Russian, nuclear, hoverplane
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Mon August 10, 2020
(WV Gazette Mail)
 
 
 
Today's prize for the most Covid-19 infected family members as a result of attending a funeral goes to West Virginia with 40+ sick including 5-month old twins
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(News 5 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Man breaks leg after parachute gets entangled with multi-story parking garage. This is wrong on so many levels
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
New economy plane shows future of flying, including no seat pockets, dividing rows, and judging from the picture, strip club lighting (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
New economy plane shows future of flying, including no seat pockets, dividing rows, and judging from the picture, strip club lighting (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sun August 09, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
NASA renaming offensively named planets and other heavenly bodies. Do worry, Uranus is still safe. For now
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Sat August 08, 2020
(Sci Tech Daily)
 
 
 
How Venus and Mars can teach us about the past and future of Earth. However, when asked about Paul McCartney & Wings, neither planet responded to questions, though one was heard to mutter something about "unpaid royalties"
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Fri August 07, 2020
(Bleacher Nation)
 
 
 
St. Louis Cards are at it again
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(Bleacher Nation)
 
 
 
St. Louis Cards are at it again
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Make America Great: it starts with a COVID-quake, birds and snakes, and aeroplanes, and Lenny Bruce is not afraid
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Choosing toe shoes over clerical collars, this Nigerian boy has become quite the prince of ballet
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Thu August 06, 2020
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Remember when the biggest problem America faced was maniacs flying tiny planes full of drugs around? (possible nsfw content on page)
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Wed August 05, 2020
(Travel and Leisure)
 
 
 
Airline hosting Hello Kitty flight for Father's Day
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Just get the air jackoff lady from Airplane
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Pub landlord makes joke about turning his beer garden into an airport. Humourless desk jockeys at the planning office have a problem with that
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Last week, airplanes were turned around for passengers NOT wearing masks. Now, airline crew kicked a passenger off a flight for wearing a mask
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Silver lining - These days at least you can be reasonably sure your plane was cleaned before your flight boarded. Reasonably
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
With passenger travel virtually nonexistent now, this company is turning surplus A380s into the largest plane capable of hauling cargo loads of rubber dog shiat out of Hong Kong
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Tue August 04, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Florida businessman who has flown 33 times since the pandemic hit shares his routine for flying safe
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Boeing will need to make additional changes to the 737MAX's crash feature before being allowed to fly again
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Mon August 03, 2020
(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Protracted accretion of planetesimals ... and you have already clicked
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
You know how it is: if you can't get your caffeine because the coffee shop is shut, sooner or later you're going to crash
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Sat August 01, 2020
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Turns out Trump lip-syncer Sarah Cooper is responsible for TikTok ban. Somebody got his fee-fees hurt
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(The Age (Melbourne))
 
 
 
Malory Archer is going to be so pissed
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
This is why we don't have flying cars
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"If you don't put that mask on RIGHT NOW so help me, I'm going to turn this plane right around.: No Ok, HERE WE GO"
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Fri July 31, 2020
(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Company in Texas worried that Airlines might not ever want their salty nut sacks back on the planes
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Thu July 30, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
1) Kids are worse than animals
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Wed July 29, 2020
(The Register)
 
 
 
Richard Branson's Virgin Galactic's SpaceShipTwo will have special mirrors on the walls and ceiling (and probably pink champagne on ice)
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Studying radioactive aluminum in stellar systems is adding transparency to how planets are born
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Tue July 28, 2020
(Lincoln Journal Star)
 
 
 
A skydiving trip will cost an arm and a leg but, if you're lucky, you might get the leg back
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Good news everybody, the Coronavirus relief bill includes $1,200 for you, and $2 billion for F-35s, C-130Js and the A-10 wing replacements along with $1 billion for Navy P-8 planes
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(UPI)
 
 
 
"Well, there's Spam, egg, smallpox, and Spam; that's not got much Spam in it"
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Mon July 27, 2020
(Wired)
 
 
 
Blue Thunder, Red Planet
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Dr. Fauci says he won't get on a plane or eat in a restaurant because he doesn't want to die
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Sun July 26, 2020
(24newsorder.com)
 
 
 
Holy shiat. Grok that picture. Those two monkeys in the front are totally saying, "You want some of this?" We can now add "Transition to Planet of the Apes" to the 2020 calendar. Bonus: the reason in the movie was also a pandemic
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Sat July 25, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
USAF says it is a TOTAL coincidence that a SOCOM surveillance plane was flying over Portland last week, and that those flights were scheduled MONTHS ago...really...they promise
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Fri July 24, 2020
(Some Astrobiologist)
 
 
 
In a conclusion reached by pure logic, volcanism is certainly behind growth of hydrogen-rich early atmospheres on both Earth-like and Mars-like planets. Mind melded
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The EPA proposes airplane emission standards the airlines already meet *taps temple*
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
ProTip: Don't try sending money to al Qaeda to help kill U.S. troops
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Passengers injured as US F-15 comes too close to passenger jet, although US officials claim there was no danger as the plane was not a US Navy vessel
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
FAA orders emergency inspections of some planes that had been in storage because of COVID-19. They fear sudden engine failures. There have been four incidents. Obvious: Boeing
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The US can send a C-17 hospital plane across the world to get a sick Kuwaiti royal. Remember that as you die in debt to your hospital for a broken arm
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
"So this is how maskless covidiots get kicked off planes . . . with thunderous applause"
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(The Intercept)
 
 
 
The US Air Force is flying its most advanced spy plane over a) Beijing, b) Tehran or c) Portland
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Thu July 23, 2020
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
We can see two planets orbiting our nearby star. I'm downplaying it, but this is big
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Wed July 22, 2020
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Couple finds out that kissing with their face masks on makes their fellow plane passengers 'want to throw up' rather than getting the normal plane sex in the seats (possible nsfw content on page)
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Tue July 21, 2020
(Vox)
 
 
 
Earthquakes, birds, snakes, aeroplanes, Lenny Bruce, and Leonard Bernstein... other than that, not much
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Sozeb, the intergalactic strongman, continues to increase his grapple hold on the human population of planet Earth
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Sun July 19, 2020
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Putting jet fuel in my propeller plane? What could possibly go wrong?
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Sat July 18, 2020
(Forbes)
 
 
 
America's newest bomber planes are 30 years old .. we need to build more bombers. Bomb bomb bombers
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
I never watched "Lost". So I watched the pilot and the finale and nothing in between and here's my take
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
American Airlines sued for detaining black social worker who was accompanying a white toddler on a court-ordered plane trip. Facepalm tag stands in for many other tags here
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Fri July 17, 2020
(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1938, Douglas "Wrong Way" Corrigan crossed the Atlantic, earning a place in aviation history and nods of respect from men around the world for not stopping to ask directions
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(Science News Magazine)
 
 
 
Sun emitting large campfire flares. The Doomsday Machine, Galactus, Spectre, The Midgard Serpent and the planet Mercury gather round, eat beans and sing "Row Your Boat"
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(BizPac Review)
 
 
 
Dale Earnhardt spotted at Bristol Raceway almost 20 years after he died. 2020 is getting so weird
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Thu July 16, 2020
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Is he still on the fence about who to vote for in November?
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(NBC Chicago)
 
 
 
Bristol TN is set to become the US' newest Covid-19 hotspot
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Wed July 15, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
The UK's next fighter jet could be propelled by batteries, although some serious next-gen rubber band/3D-printed propeller tech is looking pretty attractive as well
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(MSN)
 
 
 
We need to realize that flying in an airplane will never be the same again
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(Komo)
 
 
 
Boeing, Boeing, gone
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Tue July 14, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Planet Earth is preparing a Mars invasion. Michael Garibaldi is not amused
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Mon July 13, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Airplanes have always been metal tubes of festering disease. Now they are tubes of fatal disease? Pass, until there's a Rona vaccine
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
They say any landing you walk away from is a good one, but what about one where you have to be cut out of the wreckage?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Passenger:"I'm going to kill everybody on this plane. Die in the name of Jesus!" Christ, what an asshole
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Sun July 12, 2020
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Much like the recent explosions in Tehran, Iran claims 'human error' led to downing of passenger jet. I dunno about you, but I'd find that guy and fire him
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Fri July 10, 2020
(The Register)
 
 
 
Old 'n busted: Planet Nine on the outskirts of our solar system. New 2020 timeline inevitable darkness: it's a teensy black hole
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Large group of naked teenagers spotted frolicking. In other news, England has a city named after tall bipedal snow reptiles, indigenous to the ice planet Hoth (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Definitely better than typing your thesis on a ZX Spectrum keyboard it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. Killing Floor 2, Lifeless Planet & The Escapists 2 free at Epic. What have you been playing? Side note: games you've gotten others hooked on?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
MLB didn't test players and staff coming from the Dominican Republic before they got on the plane. You know what happens next
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Thu July 09, 2020
(The Drive)
 
 
 
The F-35 has triggered the biggest change in the Navy's esteemed TOPGUN fighter weapons school, with new graduates being versed in the modern tactics of sitting in the barracks waiting for their planes to be able to fly
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Wed July 08, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
United States senator discovers firsthand that airplanes have middle seats and, man, do they ever suck during a pandemic
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The dumbest movie of 2020 is a heist caper taking place on a plane, starring Kelsey Grammer that is called, quite simply, "Money Plane"
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(Military.com)
 
 
 
Air Force pilot pulls a Bart Simpson before there was a Bart Simpson. Difficulty: He used an airplane instead of a tank and a missile instead of a shell. Fark: No MLB spy satellites were destroyed... this time
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Tue July 07, 2020
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Curiosity Mars rover's summer road trip has begun, expect copious selfies with the Red Planet's Biggest Ball of Yarn and Uncle Phobos' Mystery Face very soon
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Mon July 06, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Facebook is not a mirror. It's a gun. Unlicensed, out of control, in the hands of 2.6 billion people across the planet"
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Sun July 05, 2020
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Name them all
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Fri July 03, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Private plane full of rich American plague rats rejected from Italy
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Thu July 02, 2020
(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
Astronomers spot planets dancing around each other, say it might be time to queue up Hammer Time to welcome this discovery
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(AP News)
 
 
 
The pain in Spain is coming mainly from the empty plane
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(KOB4)
 
 
 
State surrounded by covidiots on both sides announces mandatory quarantine for anyone arriving from out-of-state
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
Exposed core of gas giant planet, like Neptune, seen for first time. No word on if this theory applies to Uranus
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
First ever direct flight from Mongolia to the US delivers PPE to the Navajo Nation
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Wed July 01, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Airlines resume full flights, noting that you can't actually social distance on a plane. In other words, every time you get on a plane, you're marinating in one of my farts
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Tue June 30, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
EU Aviation Safety Agency suspends Pakistani International Airlines from operating in Europe for 6 months. Recommends teaching pilots to slow down and lower landing gear before landing
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(Space.com)
 
 
 
A Chinese satellite observed the 2019 solar eclipse that spelled doom for the entire planet Earth
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Apparently using a rubber chicken to operate the plane throttle is unprofessional for a pilot when you have hundreds of people on board ...although pilot Captain Clarence Oveur would probably disagree
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(Mid Hudson News)
 
 
 
Skydiver lands without a parachute
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Mon June 29, 2020
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
How does the paradise tree snake fly without a motherfarking plane?
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(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Vice President Mayonnaise Von Milktoast declares during a Dallas speech that Confederate soldiers' statues being torn down is a disservice to 'Our nation's greatest heroes'
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Sun June 28, 2020
(Stars and Stripes)
 
 
 
An upside to climate change, military members who died in a 1952 Alaska crash are being recovered for proper burial
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Sat June 27, 2020
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Italy bans the use of overhead storage in airplanes as a virus risk. Your briefcase must now be taken literally
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Fri June 26, 2020
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Seat belts, everyone. Elizabeth Banks to play Miss Frizzle in live-action "Magic School Bus" movie
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Thu June 25, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Coronavirus blamed for Pakistan airliner crash. That and forgetting to put the wheels down before landing
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Tue June 23, 2020
(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
 
 
Florida man tries to steal a plane to take marijuana to California to meet his girlfriend, which sounds like the best stoned idea ever. No word on how many Doritos were onboard
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(11 Alive)
 
 
 
Delta Air Lines confirms 500 employees test positive for COVID-19, at least 10 have died. United Airlines too busy throwing people off planes to comment
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Thanks for telling us how racist you all are. Here's your lifetime bans
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Mon June 22, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Richard Petty says the "most important thing for me right now is hugging my driver." This is surprisingly not about golf
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Sure a solar eclipse from the ground is neat but have you ever seen one from a plane?
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Noose found in Bubba Wallace's garage at Talladega speedway this afternoon. Between the confederate flag being pulled over the speedway by a plane and confederate flags outside the track there may be opposition for some fans joining the 21st century
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Sun June 21, 2020
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Old man rants about not being able to descend, ascend ramp
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Sat June 20, 2020
(Some Infectious Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop the 'BioVYZR' into some New Age setting, like planes, trains, buses, group activites
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
California firefighters' training video is legendary
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Fri June 19, 2020
(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
Boreal forests aren't just the planet's lungs. They also make it rain and pass wind. Wait, what?
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Thu June 18, 2020
(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
There could be as many as 6 billion Class-M planets in the Milky Way. We're gonna need a lot more than a 5-year mission
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Unlimited decks of cards, no doubles in ping-pong, and a 'snitch' hotline. Welcome to the NBA's Magic Kingdom
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Wed June 17, 2020
(Daily Hive)
 
 
 
Look, it's the annual "new way to pack you in tighter into an airplane" story
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Snowflake gets kicked off plane for not wearing a mask, being an attention whore
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Tue June 16, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bio-terrorist tries to take out Congress
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Mon June 15, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Report details how woman with no ticket boarded airline flight, centering on the absence of Indiana Jones onboard to throw her out a window
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
No matter how angry you are, do not break a plane's window while at 30,000 ft
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
EasyJet's boss says full planes - with no distancing - are 100% safe as he eyes his golden parachute
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Thu June 11, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this moon walker with his widdle rocket plane
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Swiss federal officials will soon have to take the train - not a plane - where available for work trips as their government reaffirms its neutrality, in this case to carbon
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Tue June 09, 2020
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Writer attempts to trash Tom Hanks, the most well-liked celebrity on the planet, and his movies. Since this is The Sun, you know who to side with this
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Saturn's largest satellite is drifting away from its planet at a Titanic pace
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Mon June 08, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Epidemiologists are more willing to fly on a plane than attend a wedding during the pandemic but really it just sounds like they want to use COVID-19 as an excuse to get out of going to weddings
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Sun June 07, 2020
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
BMW X5 was designed in two hours on an airplane napkin and it shows
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Fri June 05, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
"You can't be number one on earth if you are number two in space" and "we are not going to be number two anywhere" - unless we make this planet a giant golden toilet
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(Metro)
 
 
 
BoJo's approval rating hits Trump levels
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Bombardier aviation deplanes 2500 more
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Thu June 04, 2020
(The New York Observer)
 
 
 
'Beneath the Planet of the Apes' was a bit of a silly film, but it paved the way for the franchise's potent allegories 50 years ago
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Wed June 03, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Farewell to a Mad Dog, the plane that Denzel Washington flew upside down
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Mon June 01, 2020
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Did Hubble just find new stars that don't have any planets around them?
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Fri May 29, 2020
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
SpaceX astronauts to make second attempt to escape this furious hellhole of a planet on Saturday
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
EVERYBODY PANIC. The most common organism in the oceans - and possibly on the entire planet - has a virus in its DNA. Bonus: it's called SAR. EVERYBODY PANIC
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Thu May 28, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
"I'm so drunk right now. I really shouldn't be flying this plane. We didn't punt on Plymouth Rock, Plymouth Rock punted on us. Anyway, go out and win that football game or whatever"
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Boeing brings back the 737 Max but also lays off thousands, proving they still don't really know which way is up
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Boeing brings back the 737 Max but also lays off thousands, proving they still don't really know which way is up
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Wed May 27, 2020
(NASA)
 
 
 
What if NASA had a 3D library of planets, spacecraft, and textures that we could play with? Oh, they already do? Sweet
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Confirmation bias eliminates another fantasy: Planet Nine
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Tue May 26, 2020
(YouTube)
 
 
 
The insane engineering of Fark's favourite BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT-oplane
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Mon May 25, 2020
(Some Flying Guy)
 
 
 
Protip: Before resuming flights to vacation destinations, make sure they've re-opened their airport
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Sun May 24, 2020
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
After spending a week in a vat of acid, Rick and Morty take the family on a little trip to a planet with a regenerating chasm of blaster fodder. Only one episode left after this in the surprise fourth season. Rick & Morty, 11:30 PM ET on Adult Swim
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Fri May 22, 2020
(The Indian Express)
 
 
 
Officials now say there were survivors of the Karachi plane crash, ask public for suggestions on where to bury them
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Plane crashes, killing all 107 onboard. Coronavirus seen shaking tiny fist
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(Airlive)
 
 
 
If you find parts of a Boeing 737 in your backyard, Swift Air would like to have them back. Maybe
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Thu May 21, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Not the world's funniest joke: Two NFL players were on a plane, and one was assaulted
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Wed May 20, 2020
(Independent)
 
 
 
Scientists take images that could be the first direct evidence of baby planet being born. Observers from European Southern Observatory's Very Large Telescope spotted passing out cigars
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1956, the United States made the hottest Bikini ever
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(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Pilot lands airplane in middle of traffic on suburban interstate after the aircraft became overloaded with the weight of his massive steel balls
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Mon May 18, 2020
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
The rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain, but the planes at Paine to remain, officials explain
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Sun May 17, 2020
(CBC)
 
 
 
Canadian Forces Snowbird crashes immediately after takeoff. Pilot and flight tech seen ejecting. Developing w/video
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(Rocket Launch Live)
 
 
 
Watch an Atlas V return the top secret military space plane to orbit at 9:14 AM ET. I could tell you more but I'd have to kill you or worse put rocket emojis in the headline
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Fri May 15, 2020
(Herald Tribune (SW Florida))
 
 
 
After nearly two months of tough sacrifice, hipster finally gets to show off his top hat in the news
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Testing may be frankly overrated, says the one of the only two people on the entire planet who gets tested daily
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Thu May 14, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Delta says sayonara to 777s; Boeing bawling
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Biff wrote a song about it, want to hear it, here it goes
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Wed May 13, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
If airlines are suffering so much during this coronavirus pandemic, why are so many flights packed? Answer that plane gremlins
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Mon May 11, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Another micro "car" that isn't going to save the planet
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Sun May 10, 2020
(The Drive)
 
 
 
Secret X-37B space plane mission to allow drones to stay aloft indefinitely anywhere on the Earth. Yes this is SkyNet
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Sat May 09, 2020
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Yes, flying in the age of Coronavirus is even more awful than flying was to begin with
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Yes, flying in the age of Coronavirus is even more awful than flying was to begin with
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Fri May 08, 2020
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
In these dark times, we all need a good police / duckling intervention
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Trump pulls a Sargent Schultz
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(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
Man killed by a plane landing at ABIA. Airport spokesman Bryce Obvious said "officials do not believe the unidentified man was supposed to be on the runway at the time of the incident"
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(Hodinkee)
 
 
 
For those of you that appreciate mechanical beauty: At 2 mm, the Piaget Altiplano Ultimate Concept is the thinnest mechanical watch we can't afford
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Thu May 07, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Actual headline: Some people miss travel so much that they are ordering airplane food delivered to their home. Fark: Jet Blue
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Because, as everyone knows, the guys who blow up planets are the heroes of Star Wars, and they win in the end
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Wed May 06, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Minor league pitcher finds out his family was killed over Facebook. Wow people take that site too seriously
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Tue May 05, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Frontier Airlines will let you pay to keep middle seat empty on your flight. For a little extra, a United Airlines employee can come aboard and drag the guy across from you off the plane kicking and screaming
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(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
Airlines shocked ... SHOCKED to see people unwilling to get cooped up in a petri dish of an airplane and fly in these coronavirus times
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Mon May 04, 2020
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
President Tanzania questions Covid-19 test kits, preferring to rely on herbal treatments promoted by President Madagascar who promises they're effective against all diseases. It's true, he says, they shut down everything
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(South China Morning Post)
 
 
 
China set to unveil new nuclear stealth bomber that could reach Los Angeles with nukes or Covid-19 like virus, whichever they choose to destroy America with
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Before: If we keep deaths below 100k we will have done a fantastic job. Now: We might have more than 100k deaths. No matter how many people die: We did a fantastic job
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Sun May 03, 2020
(Quartz)
 
 
 
How to steal an airplane. Or two
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(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
"We don't get paid enough to deal with this"
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(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
"We don't get paid enough to deal with this"
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Sat May 02, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
"There is absolutely no way on Earth, on this planet or any other planet, that we can do 20 million tests a day"
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
B-52 flying over New Orleans to honor healthcare workers loses piece after its tin roof rusted
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Fri May 01, 2020
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop these planes
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Thu April 30, 2020
(Washingtonian)
 
 
 
Over the next two hours, the pilot flew a complex path that took him as far west as Prettyboy Reservoir and back east as far as Perryville
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Simpsons showrunners respond to firing of Alf Clausen, who was sent back to his home planet of Melmac for labor violations
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Wed April 29, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Visualization shows how "tiny invisible droplets from a single cough" can spread across an entire airplane. Add this to your nightmare fuel for the next time you take a flight
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Tue April 28, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
TSA is finding guns on passengers at nearly three times the rate of last year. Either more people are packing or screeners do a crappy job the rest of the time
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Mon April 27, 2020
(NFL)
 
 
 
2020 NFL Draft reached a total of more than 55 million viewers, with Animal Planet, Discovery en Espanol, and Sprout being the only channels not to broadcast it
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Sun April 26, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
"Alien asteroid" my ass. We better make sure that we have some extra Humpback whales somewhere and pronto
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(Press-Enterprise (So. Cal))
 
 
 
Witnesses say Aviation Museum's pilot heroically tried to save historic last surviving original Flying Wing by doing barrel-roll over California freeway. Authorities infer plane crashed because pilot did barrel roll. Either way, no more Flying Wings
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Thu April 23, 2020
(The AirForce is not some guy)
 
 
 
Desperate to get off the planet? The Space Force will begin accepting applications on May 1st
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
The anger came from employees who'd determined they'd make more money by collecting unemployment benefits than their normal paychecks. "I couldn't believe it," she added. "On what planet am I competing with unemployment?"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Not sure which is stranger these days, half the people of a flight not wearing masks or that the plane itself was 80-90% full
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(Hollywood Life)
 
 
 
A lady and her dog? Sure, I'll take a look ... bark, bark, bark
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Covid-19 livestreams prove athletes are human beings with flaws like the rest of us, and not god-like beings from the planet Fitness
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Wed April 22, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Delta Air Lines loses $534 million in the first three months of the year, or roughly $1 for every passenger dragged off planes by United
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(Twitter Donald Trump)
 
 
 
Trump threatens to "shoot down and destroy" Iranian gunboats. Next up: sinking Iranian planes
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Coronavirus is doing more for Earth Day in cleaning the planet than we have ever done
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Mon April 20, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Russian fighter planes intercept US reconnaissance plane .... to pick up medical supplies I guess
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Puddle of Mudd answer the age-old question, "How can you make a Nirvana song sound worse?"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
A brief illustrated history of U.S. Navy "victory markings." You know, those emojis that pilots put on the side of their planes to signify a "kill"
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Sat April 18, 2020
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Airplane flying looks like this now
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Fri April 17, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
"Post Malone Is Planet Earth's Most Relatable Pop Star" said no one but his publicist
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(CNN)
 
 
 
If you ever wanted to experience zipping in and out of LAX without traffic, now is your moment
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Thu April 16, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Boeing think that now is a great time to bring 27,000 people back to work. To build airplanes
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Like, here's a mystery: how are the airlines staying alive after all the passengers were scared off? G-g-g-g-ghost planes? ZOINKS
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Worried about possibly having COVID-19 and want to be tested with instant results? Buy a plane ticket
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(MSN)
 
 
 
That's great it starts with an outbreak, bats on plates and aeroplanes, economists are all afraid... It's the end of the world economy as we know it
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Russian fighter jet flies within 25 feet of U.S. spy plane, takes Polaroid, and requests to buzz tower
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
So what happens if there's no election this year? Asking for the rest of the planet
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
The National Transportation Safety Board has issued a report on the airplane crash that killed baseball Hall of Famer Roy Halladay in 2017. Turns out it wasn't the plane that was flying high that day, it was Halladay
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Tue April 14, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Pause a minute to remember a WW2 fighter ace who was "often shot up, but never shot down" and who made it to 100. Bonus: his name practically described his skill
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(Futurism)
 
 
 
Exoplanet lost its gas, just like you on that first date, preventing a second one
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