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Wed December 02, 2020
(YouTube)
 
 
 
My mother and I have daily check-ins to make sure we're okay during the plague...we never have anything real to say to each other except "I'm alive" but then we revisit stupidities from the past like locking the keys in the car. Can you relate?
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Spiffy's Restaurant opens in spite of Covid-19 restrictions, as owner says 'enough is enough' and 'has a plan B' in case he gets sued into a smoking hole in the ground for spreading the plague. Which, actually, would be kind of spiffy
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(NewsAdvance)
 
 
 
Proud Virginia patriots declare their county a "First Amendment Sanctuary" after tyrannical governor orders them to stop being plague rats. Difficulty: They're already a Second Amendment Sanctuary. Can you be a sanctuary for two amendments?
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Tue November 24, 2020
(Blog Toronto)
 
 
 
Toronto park plagued by penises
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(Washingtonian)
 
 
 
Grocery store advertising specials for plague rats determined to go through with a large Thanksgiving gathering apologizes for its "Plan A Super Spread" ad campaign
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Mon November 23, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
The plague rats have learned to fly. Does this mean they're now plague bats? "scary" exponentially overwhelms "ironic" tag
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Don't you hate it when you're trying to have a peaceful dinner at a restaurant during a pandemic, and someone berates you for the sheer hypocrisy on display. Life as a plague rat governor ain't easy
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Fri November 20, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
Just some black plague sweating from Trump's lawyer
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Thu November 19, 2020
(Axios)
 
 
 
The Thanksgiving turkey is stuffed with the Covid and ready to explode once the plague rats stick it in the oven
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Wed November 18, 2020
(Fark)
 
 
 
"One mischief always introduces another." ― Daniel Defoe, A Journal of the Plague Year. This is your Fark Writer's Thread, mischievous edition
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Sun November 15, 2020
(Medium)
 
 
 
Washington state Governor Inslee announces new statewide restrictions aimed at either depriving you of your God-given right to spread plague like some kind of flea-infested rat, or keep you alive, depending on whether you believe in science or not
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Mon November 09, 2020
(Politico (Europe))
 
 
 
Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskiy, who said in June, he'd considered infecting himself to show people it's 'not the plague.', is about to find out one way or another
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Tue November 03, 2020
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Georgia plagued by Republican interference as voting equipment was delayed in arriving in Democrat-heavy areas...as it was in 2018
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Sun November 01, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
One fun tradition at universities that have been through plagues before, they get to reuse the plague bells
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Wed October 28, 2020
(This Is Colossal)
 
 
 
Come for the beaded-Zipper plague doctor mask, stay for the Alien facehugger plushie COVID mask
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Mon October 26, 2020
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
"We're not really sure of what's happened at this point," said Woodinville Police Chief, regarding the bucket-based plague doctor donnybrook at the end of a Trump rally
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Fri October 23, 2020
(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1998, Doctor Barnett Slepian was murdered by an anti-abortion sniper, in an act similar to the plague of vegan cattle rustlers in the 1890s or the book burning events by pro-literacy librarians
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Wed October 21, 2020
(The Week)
 
 
 
The case for allowing costumed disease vectors to plague your neighborhood on October 31
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Tue October 20, 2020
(Metro)
 
 
 
Study points out that we have a lot to look forward to concerning the coronavirus, the Medieval bubonic plague picked up speed over its 300 year history because people lived in cramped conditions like we do today
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Mon October 19, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
The plague rat international tour has begun
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Thu October 15, 2020
(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
While Kamala Harris does the grown up, responsible thing and quarantines instead of holding two events in the state, Plague Rat has North Carolina all to himself (1 PM ET, or once the white out on his test dries)
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Mon October 12, 2020
(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Better never than late, the orange Plague Rat has broken out of his cage and is headed to Floriduh to cough and wheeze (7 PM ET)
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(GamesRadar)
 
 
 
"I wish he'd survived" - Andy Serkis on Snoke's fate in The Last Jedi. Which, if the Plagueis fan theory is right, he will
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Sat October 10, 2020
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Well it's about freaking time they did something about those plague promoting conspiracy theorist nut job business owners. Disclaimer: Subby has a house in Enumclaw and knows whereof he speaks
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Fri October 09, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
The plague must flow
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Wed October 07, 2020
(Fox 13 Memphis)
 
 
 
Biden: I'm not debating a plague rat
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Tue October 06, 2020
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Let's watch as our favorite presidential contender visits another battleground state to take deep breaths and speak clearly (4 PM ET, even if Plague Rat Of The US does something at the same time)
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Mon October 05, 2020
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
135 years later anti-vaxxer plague rats still gonna vermin
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Sat October 03, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Michigan State Supreme Court shows what happens with a Republican-packed court, as it rules that the plague must flow
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Mon September 28, 2020
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Not NOW, Black Death (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Not NOW, Black Death (possible nsfw content on page)
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Thu September 24, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
What kind of books are best to read during this pandemic? Subby is going with The Plague by Camus
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Tue September 22, 2020
(Alanis Morissette)
 
 
 
You want irony? Saint Corona is the patron saint against plague and epidemics. Oh, 2020 - you're so silly
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Fri September 18, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Once again Star Trek predicts the future. The plague episode
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Tue September 15, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
"It is the plague"
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Sun September 13, 2020
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Remember when a plague rat was locked up against his will for life because he was sick with an untreatable deadly disease, refused to isolate himself and wear a mask? Pepperidge farm remembers
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Thu September 10, 2020
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Adorable mouse found high as balls in dude's cannabis patch (possible nsfw content on page)
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Wed September 09, 2020
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Seriously, youthful musicians, stop trying to cover Leonard Cohen songs. It never works
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump: and I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for that meddling Covid
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Sun September 06, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
"OMG, Becky, did you like hear what the Pope said? I mean, it was like when Sally like totally dissed Heather and then, ya know, made sure the ENTIRE school knew all about it. Like, apparently that's totally all wrong and stuff"
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Thu September 03, 2020
(Jerusalem Post)
 
 
 
One of the lesser known plagues, marijuana, raining down over Tel Aviv
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(KTVN Reno)
 
 
 
In today's edition of "Because 2020": Lake Tahoe park shuts down after Fleas test positive for the Plague
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Wed September 02, 2020
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Money can buy happiness, and not just in the form of a vacation cottage far from the plague-ravaged cities of 2020
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Sat August 29, 2020
(Metro)
 
 
 
Not to be outdone by their German counterparts, anti-lockdown plague rats descend upon London, call coronavirus a 'hoax' at maskless rally
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Thu August 27, 2020
(Punk News)
 
 
 
♫ ♬ Hey now You're a hot spot What a dumbass Get plague ♫ ♬
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Now you can order two tons of creamed corn from the privacy of your own hotel room
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Family who have had a plague of death adders in their house are seriously considering not having a plague of death adders in their house
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Wed August 26, 2020
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Bubonic plague spotted in seventeen China provinces, claims latest report from the GODDAMMIT 2020 Institute (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sun August 23, 2020
(Medium)
 
 
 
In The Postman (1997) the US has collapsed after waves of hate crimes by armed militias and a massive plague. People seek to reestablish the post office, a symbol of an interconnected functioning society. Thinking about this for no reason
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Sat August 22, 2020
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Japanese town wants to dismantle sacred gate of unknown origin which may or may not unleash a plague of undead on the world (which would be very on-brand for 2020)
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Thu August 20, 2020
(Huffington Post Canada)
 
 
 
Gather round kids and I'll tell you all how the Canadian American war finally started
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Tue August 18, 2020
(Trust.org)
 
 
 
"Maybe that's a good thing to have a virus that is more infectious but less deadly," Well, given that we are never going to get the Plague Rats to go along with wearing masks, maybe this is what we need to go with
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
We are all living a movie. That movie is the 1997 Costner mega-flop The Postman. Wait, what?
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Fri August 14, 2020
(Vox)
 
 
 
Today's episode of Fark's Here Comes The Science: an overview of new SARS-CoV-2 vaccines, including Moderna's mRNA, Inovio's plasmid, and Oxford University's recombinant adenovirus. TL:DR - Antiplague, Ring of Protection, D20 Saving Throw
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Thu August 13, 2020
(Chron)
 
 
 
You know what? It's a perfect time for a General Strike by grocery workers. What do they have to lose? Management thinks their lives are worth less than the $$$ spent by the Plague Rats who attack them, and their union doesn't GAF. Do it. Walk out
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Fri August 07, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
Paulding, Georgia school administrators: On second thought, maybe we shouldn't suspend the students involved in posting pictures of our high school hallway jam packed with plague rats
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
During the Black Death years, Italian wineries invented an early version of the drive thru window. And now it's coming back
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
During the Black Death years, Italian wineries invented an early version of the drive thru window. And now it's coming back
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Thu August 06, 2020
(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Sometimes you just gotta have a casserole
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Wed August 05, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Subby is riding out the plague times learning how to make arancello. Any pointers?
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