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Wed February 24, 2021
		The Justice Department is facing a very tough battle ahead when it comes to actually keeping the insurrectionists they've arrested in jail, seeing as how, you know, they're all white and stuff source: cnn.com \| share:	54
		U.S. Customs and Border Patrol wishes to install eye of Sauron. Shire occupants have mixed opinions source: wcax.com \| share:	40
		Virus or no virus, you can't evict tenants by kidnapping them and dumping them in a cemetery 35 miles away. Somebody will notice source: timesunion.com \| share:	48
		Ted Cruz: "Oh, you think skipping off to Mexico while Texans froze to death was my crowning P.O.S. moment? Hold my umbrella drink" source: independent.co.uk \| share:	68

Tue February 23, 2021
		Me @3AM last night: I really really need to fall sleep right now. My brain: How can I manipulate social opinion in order to inspire a movement that will result in Kat Dennings making an ASMR recording? source: fark.com \| share:	9
		Latinos and DC movies hoping for their Black Panther get a Blue Beetle. Subby's first thought: Dios mio -- Spawn, The Guyver and The Spirit rolled into one source: thewrap.com \| share:	29
		Dogs in Russian city are turning blue and pink and no one seems to know why source: nypost.com \| share:	44
		A fake commute to your fake office might help you fake it through the work day. Or you could just spend the time submitting links to Fark and hoping for the best source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	10
		Interesting query on snipers. Responses seem right, but a thread here on drones, got subby thinking: why limit sniping to rifles? Imagine field snipers that used individual slaughterbots, or "Spot" robots that in turn carried slaughterbots. Discuss source: quora.com \| share:	20

Mon February 22, 2021
		Just a little porcupine munching on some Porcupine Chow® source: twitter.com \| share:	5
		Looks like Apple's got pinkeye on its HDMI source: theregister.com \| share:	10
		Darwin has a low opinion of homemade gender reveal explosives source: abc7ny.com \| share:	188
		"Cadbury's is hoping to cause a controversy," says group trying to force a Cadbury's controversy. Group spokesman most likely is no stranger to having creme egg all over his face source: delish.com \| share:	27
(Some Goatesque Guy)		Photoshop this Galloping Goat source: fark-usrimg-850.nyc3.digitaloceanspaces.com \| share:	17
		Sexpert reveals just how long good sex should really last. Obviously 30-second males were not asked their opinions source: news.com.au \| share:	115

Sun February 21, 2021
		A 'Pineapple Express' is headed for the Northwest. A sequel would be nice source: cnn.com \| share:	40
		Continuing our random walk through the alphabet, this week the Sunday Morning Music Club is looking for the best songs that start with ... spins alphabet wheel ...the letter M source: en.wikipedia.org \| share:	709
		"The 35th anniversary of Pretty in Pink is also the 35th anniversary of the Pretty in Pink soundtrack, a cultural artifact arguably more significant than the motion picture" source: melmagazine.com \| share:	56
		Deere: "We pinky swear to sell diagnostic tools for our equipment " Three years later: "lolz here's literally a toy version " source: jalopnik.com \| share:	26
		PSA: If you're going to rob a house, you may want to refrain from napping on the couch and watching TV. You know, just in case the home-owners return source: abc3340.com \| share:	19
		With no crowds, the Louvre gets a rare chance at renovating. Lupin already seen filling out the contractor paperwork source: apnews.com \| share:	33

Sat February 20, 2021
		One... puts pinkie to corner of mouth ...TRILLION dollars source: marketwatch.com \| share:	130
		Britains very dapper 103-year-old Tom Jones will follow in Captain Sir Tom Moore's footsteps to raise money for charities. Of course he'll be wearing a tuxedo and sipping a cocktail while walking the gardens of his care home source: standard.co.uk \| share:	42

Fri February 19, 2021
		Austin grocery store keepin' it weird by giving looters free access after power goes down. But no free bags, this ain't Soviet Russia source: austin360.com \| share:	55
(Some Guy)		Quinnipiac University reports that outsiders repeatedly confused them with QAnon when they tweeted their presidential poll results, based on Q logo. University declares we're keeping our logo, they're the ones who suck source: quchronicle.com \| share:	28
		Biden to visit winter clusterfark of Texas, without dropping his family off in Cancun first like a real man would source: usatoday.com \| share:	95
(Some Manc)		Not News: Man fined £1000 passing by speed camera. News: Man was going under limit at the time. Fark: Man was fined for flipping it off source: themanc.com \| share:	77
		Friday night Premier League: 12th placed Wolves host 11th place Leeds. Gripping. 3:00 pm ET only on Peacock + source: premierleague.com \| share:	21
		"Two-day shipping is terrible for the environment. This startup wants to make it a thing of the past." (reads business plan) Yeah, good luck with that source: fastcompany.com \| share:	25
		WaPo Fact Checker continues his blistering takedown of the Biden Administration Lie Machine, revealing that Joe Biden may not, in fact, have literally traveled 17,000 miles with Xi Jinping source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	64
		The Superman & Lois trailer for next Tuesday is out. Apparently she got used to the pincers source: twitter.com \| share:	25

Thu February 18, 2021
		What sport could be weirder than competitive slapping? source: brobible.com \| share:	38
		"Bart the French bulldog almost lost control of his back legs after jumping off the couch on Thanksgiving, but now he can walk and run again thanks to a Colorado animal hospital." French bulldog trifecta surrenders source: people.com \| share:	2
		How pouring the perfect pint of Guinness evolved from the 1900s to today's iconic method being used by Irish publicans. The article is interesting but still will not get you a towel source: thesun.ie \| share:	21
		The Freedom-loving, "Invisible Hand"-worshipping governor of Texas goes full socialist and effectively nationalizes Texas' supply of natural gas, ordering none can be shipped out of state until Texas power plants have all they need source: thehill.com \| share:	272

Wed February 17, 2021
		When keeping it rural goes wrong source: threadreaderapp.com \| share:	266
		Man charged with putting severed bunny rabbit heads on woman's car, keeping the lucky feet for himself source: wcax.com \| share:	23
		'Who's the more foolish, the fool or the fool who follows him?' Hopping on the Musk bandwagon could backfire source: cnn.com \| share:	15
		The WaPo fact checker, still keeping us safe: Kamala Harris said that the Biden administration had to "start from scratch" when it came to the coronavirus, but really Trump's team had had a few meetings and yelled some things at states. So, LIAR source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	45
		Man leaves loaded 9 mm handgun in his bag. Attempts to board aircraft. FBI notified, and he's permitted to fly. The county police are holding the gun for safekeeping, and no charges are expected. In other news, Betty White is 99 and still working source: wtae.com \| share:	90

Tue February 16, 2021
		2016: Milo Yiannopoulos banned from Twitter. 2021: Milo Yiannopoulos banned from Parler. 2025: Milo Yiannopoulos banned from Pinterest source: twitter.com \| share:	100
		A short thread of Texas Republicans - many of whom are now asking us not to be mean to them for reaping exactly as they've sown - sharing their thoughts on rolling blackouts elsewhere (subby's note: clowning the asshats here, not the people of TX) source: twitter.com \| share:	265
		DHS is now shifting to face the threat of domestic terrorism after failing to warn about the possibility of right-wing groups storming the Capitol, will now have to concentrate on stopping homegrown terrorists and white supremacists source: msn.com \| share:	67
		A new species of nostoceratid ammonite during the Coniacian stage of the Cretaceous period lived in a pineapple under the sea source: sci-news.com \| share:	3
		Hoping to have them clear the snow from his road Ukrainian tells police he killed his mother's partner and that they should bring a snowplough if they want to arrest him. Cops arrive in an ATV. Suspect now faces a €3.50 (around $1,500,000) fine source: euronews.com \| share:	24
		Surprisingly, American's most disliked Pizza topping isn't Deep Dish source: foxnews.com \| share:	103

Mon February 15, 2021
		Today, in 'Thinly Veiled Opinion Pieces': "The US economic sanctions against Iran are bad for the environment" source: aljazeera.com \| share:	13
		"How many angels can dance on the head of a pin" updated for 2021: "How many snow shovelers can work at the top of a Needle" source: king5.com \| share:	13
		Pink and 9-year-old daughter Willow taunt snowbound, jaded and angry Americans with adorableness about sunshine and feels and kids and happiness source: youtube.com \| share:	8
		Bear Grylls launches educational platform aimed at helping schools inspire kids to overcome obstacles, focus on resilience, and drink their own urine when lunch is 10 minutes late source: cnbc.com \| share:	27
		You're not helping source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	26

Sun February 14, 2021
		NOT NEWS: Man goes on the run after being indicted as drug distribution kingpin. NEWS: Avoids capture for 25 years. FARK: Caught on passport fraud. DOUBLE FARK: Passport fraud was unnecessary because the indictment had been dismissed 6 years prior source: nbcnews.com \| share:	26
		How do porcupines mate? Very carefully. (And you, how has your love life changed?) source: euronews.com \| share:	6

Sat February 13, 2021
		Still bitter over the Rams moving to LA in 2016, the city of St. Louis is suing Rams owner Stan Kroenke, the NFL, and all 31 individual NFL teams for .... pinky to mouth .... ONE BEEEEEEELLLLLLION DOLLARS arched eyebrow source: sports.yahoo.com \| share:	32

Fri February 12, 2021
		Have a pin ready, in case this woman knocks at your door source: kob.com \| share:	22
		Unlike your waistline, shopping at Costco is less than a shrinking experience source: barrons.com \| share:	32
		Don't ride a shopping cart down a snowy hill and crash into a cop car. Unless you want to source: wvmetronews.com \| share:	28
		Texas mom tackles peeping tom looking in her daughter's window - a full on, open field, down in one move tackle source: foxnews.com \| share:	159

Thu February 11, 2021
		First Venus, now last year's champ, Sofia Kenin - they're dropping like drunk koalas at the Australian Open source: apnews.com \| share:	8
		Hoping to organize the Amazon warehouse in Alabama? Not only are you facing one of the largest companies on earth, they've hired a "consultant" to preach the evils of unions source: theintercept.com \| share:	21
(Some Guy)		The pennypinching Patriots: Tom Brady made more in his first season with Tampa, than he ever did in any one season with New England source: musketfire.com \| share:	22
		"My twelve year-old has begun developing some vocal tics; Tourette's Syndrome runs in my family, but I've normalized my tics. How do I help my son normalize his and prevent him from being bullied?" source: slate.com \| share:	11
		It's day 3 of the Re-peachment Trial of Donald Trump. Surely this will be the day when GOP Senators grow a spine and lean towards conviction. Live at 12pm EST source: c-span.org \| share:	1245
		Spinning out in snowy weather is scary, but even worse when you are in a 717 source: wpxi.com \| share:	27

Wed February 10, 2021
		Feds: "Um, searching Pink Hat Bullhorn Lady's house turned up several smashed cellphones and 'go bags' with ammunition, rope, duct tape, knives and throwing stars. So maybe not so fast letting her loose, hm?" source: pittsburgh.cbslocal.com \| share:	129
		Once upon a midnight dreary, as I binge-watched weak and weary / Over a dozen curious volumes from my private spank-bank store / All at once I heard a flapping as a thousand ravens crapping / Cut the power for my fapping, which I'll indulge nevermore source: amp.greatfallstribune.com \| share:	26
		CDC finds that wrapping your head in a plastic garbage bag and taping it off with duct tape most effective at stopping the spread of COVID source: apnews.com \| share:	61
		Glenn Greenwald outraged that Facebook is stopping anti-vaxxers from spreading deadly false propaganda source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	95
		In today's "That's My Fetish" news, HBO Max developing new adult animated show about Scooby Doo's Velma source: ign.com \| share:	87
		Surely while you're sleeping your cat will be resting peacefully too right? RIGHT? source: twitter.com \| share:	15
		Finnegan, the "perfectly imperfect" rescue dog is hoping you'll be his Valentine after being badly neglected & then abandoned by his previous owners. Please welcome him to this Valentine's Day edition of Woofday Wetnose Wednesday source: people.com \| share:	394
		After the PRC censorship committee looks over the catalogue, Steam in China comes out with a whopping 53 games. Subby willing to wager Command & Conquer Generals is probably not on the list source: kotaku.com \| share:	29

Tue February 09, 2021
		Four Seasons Total Landscaping: The Movie. Subby hopes it'll be directed by Michael Bay source: darkhorizons.com \| share:	23
		State Republicans are going to keep trying to restrict voting unless the Democrats pass sweeping laws to assert this basic civil right. And that will only happen if they get rid of the filibuster source: theguardian.com \| share:	66
		If you ever wanted to see what it was like to live in a drug kingpin's shoes without all that going to prison or getting gunned down in the street like a dog stuff, here's your chance source: hardboilednews.com \| share:	27
		Look, we know it's cold, but don't leave your car idling with the keys in the ignition while you're shopping. And maybe bring your kids inside too source: mprnews.org \| share:	29
		Adventures in manscaping (above the waistline, sunshine). Kinda safe for work & lunch source: sadanduseless.com \| share:	11
		A foldable e-scooter that is also a cargo hauler, a shopping trolley or meal delivery source: mashable.com \| share:	12
		Pinwheel, pinwheel, spinning around, look through my pinwheel and see what I've found source: gizmodo.com \| share:	5
		UAE Mars probe launched 7 months ago prepares to orbit the planet. Sri Lankan and Filipino mechanics hidden on board report it's a little warm, but they're ready source: bbc.com \| share:	24
		Have a look inside a Staten Island home that has a "pink floating staircase," a "cotton ball river" and a sunken living room that leads to a paradise bar. Very Staten Island source: twitter.com \| share:	67
		Canadians are flying to the USA and shipping their cars to meet them. For vacation. Then they drive back. Because that's how the border works now, and apparently Canadians are spending their CERB on shipping their cars. Sorry. For real: sorry source: cbc.ca \| share:	56
(Hmmm)		The 40 Greatest Running Backs In NFL History. List to the left your opinions to the right source: newarena.com \| share:	48

Mon February 08, 2021
		Singapore Airlines is dumping the bargain hunter plebs: its long distance flights will be all premium seats source: businessinsider.com.au \| share:	5
		Is Trump's crack legal team just typing briefs with their ass cheeks, or what? source: vice.com \| share:	69
		Mind-blowing hack shows how you have been doing it wrong; allows you to increase drippings on your stove source: today.com \| share:	24
		Catholic dioceses amassed $1.5 billion in taxpayer aid. Churches worshiping the wrong god, no so much, if any taxpayer money source: altoonamirror.com \| share:	51

Sun February 07, 2021
		Canadian Warning. French fries are supposed to be served hot and crispy. Adding a topping ruins them by making them soggy. This means poutine is an abomination. And so are chili fries. Fark needs a "Fight me" tag. 🥊 source: en.wikipedia.org \| share:	106
		Over 10,000 people are helping to blot out the sky source: engadget.com \| share:	16
		Remember that cyclist who lost her job for flipping off Donald Trump? She was so po-ed that she ran for office, defeated the GOP candidate, and now oversees legislation for leisure facilities in her county - including Trump's National Golf Club source: nzherald.co.nz \| share:	81

Sat February 06, 2021
		Leon Spinks gets his final 10 count source: espn.com \| share:	24
		They've had that spinning wheel thing down for years source: usatoday.com \| share:	21
		MIT researchers have taught spinach to send emails. Not sure what the big deal is; we've already had a vegetable sending dozens of tweets a day for years source: thebolditalic.com \| share:	17
		The UK ended coal mining in 2016, but that's not stopping a new coal mine opening in 2021 source: vox.com \| share:	22

Fri February 05, 2021
		Snail noodles and huge vats of bubble tea are helping China's KFC get through source: edition.cnn.com \| share:	7
		Apparently kitten lovers are finding the recent trend of smoking hot middle aged celebrities stripping down to be triggering. NSFW photos in article source: yahoo.com \| share:	98
		"Ronald McDonald has been keeping a secret from us, and it's not the thinning head of gray hair he may or may not be hiding under that curly red wig" source: foxnews.com \| share:	15

Thu February 04, 2021
		Trump Staffers working late: Oh Jesus God, what did he Tweet NOW? Biden Staffers working late: Oh Hi Mr. President, thanks for stopping by to chat source: politico.com \| share:	47
		The BBC filmed a doco of the British royal family in 1969, but the Queen banned it from ever being shown. Now bits are popping up on YouTube source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	13
		In other news, Nelson Muntz, Captain Haddock, Ha Ha Guy seen gasping for breath source: businessinsider.com \| share:	83
		Purple pantries popping up, for purple people eaters obviously source: curbed.com \| share:	10
		Young couple scraping by with a $600,000 housing budget shares their tale of struggle source: nytimes.com \| share:	144
		Steam Game Festival time, go play demos of new games, discover hidden gems, give your opinions and respond with class to baseless attacks on your gaming taste source: store.steampowered.com \| share:	26
		After dumping Trump, Deutsche Bank finally posts a profit source: cnn.com \| share:	2
		McKinsey & Co, consultant to corps and govs to pay $573mil to settle on its role in helping "turbocharge" opioid sales. This is hyuge because they always legally claimed they only make recommendations - its advice is not its clients' actions source: nytimes.com \| share:	5
		With temperatures dropping below freezing across state, it's time for your annual "beware of falling iguanas" story source: abcactionnews.com \| share:	9
		NPR's six-step process for making your side hustle work. Although, seriously, if any of these tips are actually news to you, maybe consider dropping the side hustle and going back to school instead source: npr.org \| share:	14

Wed February 03, 2021
		Let's spin the Lindsey Graham two-faced wheel, today. Trump, not Trump, Trump, not Trump, Trump... OK, not Trump source: thehill.com \| share:	37
		From Medieval books to Gutenberg's bible to British pub signs to German propaganda posters to 80s hair-metal albums to fast-n-furious window decals to Instagram, blackletter script type spreads like a virus across history, jumping from host to host source: thebaffler.com \| share:	9
		Fake London Met Officer tries to collect 500 pounds from two citizens because he said they had breached COVID lockdown rules. He now can study real police procedures up close source: bbc.com \| share:	1
		Once Hunter's laptop is found and his brother stops dropping Uncle Joe's name like M&Ms, Joe Biden promises his family won't be involved in foreign affairs source: people.com \| share:	35
		AstraZeneca's vaccine the first with a proven reduction in transmission rates of covid after the first shot. Those who receive it need only worry about protection from the new variants that are popping up weekly source: euronews.com \| share:	27
		Big Oil CEO says going green 'will have a cost for everybody.' Adding, 'but you can trust us - we're your best friends, and we'd never lie to you, ever ever ever.' pinky swear source: cnbc.com \| share:	12
		Canadian PTSD linked to lack of good pooping source: eurekalert.org \| share:	9
		Comic artist whose comic was plagiarized for short film, plagiarized comic from another comic artist and tried to weasel out by photoshopping evidence that his was first. This headline is wholly original source: twitter.com \| share:	25
		Video of Morgan Wallen dropping the N-bomb results in country music radio stations across the country dropping his music from their playlists source: variety.com \| share:	50
		Supreme Court takes a break from its winter break to issue opinions. Will it be "Mr. Biden, tear down this wall" or "Die Obamacare, die"? Coverage starts at 9:25 EST source: scotusblog.com \| share:	41
		Someone from the MCU is stopping by WandaVision--BUT WHO? source: digitalspy.com \| share:	87

Tue February 02, 2021
		Michigan man booby-trapped his house to kill cops investigating stolen credit card used to purchase a whopping $1500 of stuff. It didn't work, and now his charge has been upgraded to attempted murder source: apnews.com \| share:	32
		"College student from Minnesota cashed in on his GameStop investment, but instead of keeping the money, he used it to help children in the hospital" source: wafb.com \| share:	5
		An even bigger miracle than dropping COVID-19 rates this year is the discovery by Dems of their own spines source: cnn.com \| share:	62
		Opinion piece, sponsored by US Bank, warns that stock trading by people on social media could end in tears. END IN TEARS, I say source: politico.com \| share:	68
		Normally a 45 has more stopping power than a 38, but even that may not be enough source: espn.com \| share:	19
		Tuesday Premier League: Blades and West Brom in a relegation derby. Wolves host Arsenal, Man. United and a slipping Saints team, and Newcastle and Palace both look to win a second in a row. First match at 1:00 pm ET on NBCSN and Peacock + source: bbc.com \| share:	177
		Not only can spinach detect explosives, but now it can send emails too source: euronews.com \| share:	3
		Kareem Abdul-Jabbar wants to see some NBA players jumping the COVID-19 vaccine line, you know to raise awareness of getting your shot source: sports.yahoo.com \| share:	17
		The Capitol rioter described as Pink Hat Bullhorn Woman turns out to be an ordinary homeschooling, yoga-doing, farmers-market-vending Pennsylvania mom of 8, radicalized by Facebook source: newyorker.com \| share:	256
		"But guys, it's a bonding retreat, And it's PREPAID," whines the MAGA terrorist who wants to go skipping off to a Mexican resort before her trial source: nypost.com \| share:	109

Mon February 01, 2021
		Peeping Puppo Perfection source: boredpanda.com \| share:	2
		Did you like the New Day's awesome ring gear in tribute of Jon Huber at the Royal Rumble? All that could be yours, and you'll be helping out Huber's hometown of Rochester at the same time source: 13wham.com \| share:	3
		To prevent the spread of an airborne virus, does keeping people from congregating prevent the spread? The answer may not surprise you, because yes, not breathing on each other prevents the spread of an airborne virus source: latimes.com \| share:	5
		Wait, you mean lovingly cupping terrorists' balls and sending them home with no consequences somehow emboldened them? Get outta here source: propublica.org \| share:	51
		Evan Rachel Wood names Marilyn Manson as her often-mentioned abuser. Here's hoping Dolores Abernathy will get some revenge source: vanityfair.com \| share:	114
		That Norwegian blue has been pining for the fjords for 50 years now source: bbc.com \| share:	14
		Ancient Jersey teeth find hints at Neanderthal mixing. Bunch of pinneys probably didn't know what exit to get off at source: bbc.co.uk \| share:	8
		Ted Lieu presents "MTG": "Q is anonymous, but he seems to be completely for the good. He seems to be totally on Trump's side. There's a once in a lifetime opportunity to take this global cabal of Satan worshiping pedophiles out" source: twitter.com \| share:	166
		Private detective wrapping up his last case before retirement. You know the rest of the story source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	24

Sun January 31, 2021
		Ten moderate Senate Republicans led by Susan Collins concerned at the whopping size of Biden's $1.9B stimulus package, propose a compromise bill less than 1/3 of the amount. Fark: including not raising the minimum wage to $15 source: reuters.com \| share:	184

Sat January 30, 2021
		Metal detector guy in a field, "Let's see... Beep. Bobby pin... Beep. Beer can... Beep. That's a lump of solid gold from Henry VIII's lost crown... Hmm. Guess I'll call it a day, then" source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	49
		With Congressional Bratz dominating the news it's nice to read about Sen. Warren calling bullshiat on billionaires dropping their citizenship over a tax increase of pennies on the dollar source: thehill.com \| share:	95

Fri January 29, 2021
		Iowa and Ohio team finds strategy to protect developing brain from prenatal stress in mice because that's what you do in January in Iowa and Ohio source: eurekalert.org \| share:	4
		Who braves jumping off a bridge and rushing across razor-sharp oyster beds to rescue a toddler? Super Dad (warning: graphic images) source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	46
		Johnson & Johnson says their Covid-19 vaccine is only 72% effective but at least you won't die in the hospital gasping for breath if you take it. So yay? source: nbcnews.com \| share:	21
		Calls for Biden to DeLiver and do DeRight thing by stamping out DeJoy in the USPS are becoming a priority source: npr.org \| share:	97
		Hopping mad escapee caught after two-hour chase source: upi.com \| share:	1
		Paul Crutzen, who won the Nobel Prize in Chemistry for helping to stop us from tearing the ozone layer a new one, dies at age 87 source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	0
		Not so cunning daredevil surfer attempts to hang ten on wash of superfast Belfast ferry in the shipping lanes. Very lucky Darwin wasn't aboard source: irishpost.com \| share:	32
		The correlation between "keeping your gym open illegally during Covid quarantine" and "being arrested for storming the Capitol" is pretty strong source: vvdailypress.com \| share:	56
		I'll bet it's pineapple and ham source: vice.com \| share:	67
(Some Guy)		Ladies, if your man says he doesn't have time for you, remind him this man juggled being police chief, a ministry, a wife, 4 kids, a Pinterest page, 2 fiances, 2 coffee pots and 17 girlfriends source: tbdailynews.com \| share:	59

Thu January 28, 2021
		This pandemic lockdown has made you weak. So Ben & Jerry's added a strength challenge to their pints that you have to solve before you can get to the ice cream source: people.com \| share:	13
		The DIY makerspace movement is sweeping the country, but you should probably still go to experts for some commodities. Like Covid-19 vaccines, for one source: aol.com \| share:	12
		Philippines protests new China law as 'verbal threat of war'. It allows China to shoot to protect land which it claims. Note that China claims Taiwan source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	47
		The cast for Netflix's Sandman series is shaping up to be an interesting one source: variety.com \| share:	41
		If you're disqualified from driving, taking your family to do their grocery shopping in a second hand ambulance with the lights flashing might draw attention source: bbc.com \| share:	13
		Sold for over a half a million dollars, sure. But $250 for shipping? Ridiculous source: ebay.com \| share:	26
		Covid-19 and the lack of Steve Martin Pink Panther films caused the European box office to plunge by $7.5 billion in 2020 source: hollywoodreporter.com \| share:	2
		The Fatone talks about the Pink one source: toofab.com \| share:	10

Wed January 27, 2021
		Philippines President Duterte to take one in the ass for COVID. Derriere trifecta complete source: rappler.com \| share:	22
(Daily Montanan)		A minister and a rabbi walk into the Montana state legislature, get booted for testifying that anti-sanctuary city bill has racist underpinnings. That's the joke source: dailymontanan.com \| share:	37
		Tornado strikes Tallahassee airport. Story developing source: tallahassee.com \| share:	48
		Bob Corker proves yet again that the most important pre-requisite for a Republican Senator to evolve a functional spine is that he no longer hold elected office source: pbs.org \| share:	16
		Chef Jacques Pepin helps us cut our leftover cheese source: youtube.com \| share:	12
		Nobody expected the shipping price inflation source: marketwatch.com \| share:	7
		"I've been putting money into savings regularly; it's been difficult with the pandemic, but we're doing it. My wife never shares her credit card receipts and shops to thwart depression. I learned she blew our savings online shopping. What can I do?" source: slate.com \| share:	46
		Kandy Kitteh and the Star Shine Shipping Company Adventure source: boredpanda.com \| share:	1
		Thanks to E-Zpass, millions of drivers no longer have to stop to pay tolls... and now you can use it to pay for gas, too. Still working on how to get gas without stopping, though source: patch.com \| share:	30

Tue January 26, 2021
		The US Government thinks that Mike Pompeo's preferred pizza toppings are akin to his medical history, and so have redacted them from FOIA docs. Recalling the BUTTERYMAILS saga, pizza toppings are how The Cabal sends coded messages source: twitter.com \| share:	70
		Talk about desperation: American sports betters are so bored by once-a-week football games that they've started betting on 24/7 Russian ping-pong matches source: nytimes.com \| share:	23
		You otter see this little fellow's reaction to a weekend camping trip in northern Japan source: youtube.com \| share:	14
		Because people are just dying to eat outside and drink cold beer late on a Sunday night in February in NY. I felt chilly just typing that source: nypost.com \| share:	12
		Woman professes that she hates her bubble butt. Sir Mix-A-Lot reportedly seen weeping uncontrollably (possible nsfw content on page) source: thesun.co.uk \| share:	108

Mon January 25, 2021
		Researchers guide a single ion through a Bose-Einstein condensate, sure play a mean pinball source: phys.org \| share:	7
		DC ramping up security for the Inauguration on March 4 source: reuters.com \| share:	98
(Some Chicken Sandwich)		Conservative pundit Sarah Isgur settles one the most important issues in America today: who has the best chicken sandwich. Surprise: not Chik-fil-A. Bonus: guy who used to work for Wendy's corporate dropping knowledge in the comments source: thedispatch.com \| share:	49
		RAND PAUL unwittingly stumbles into a brilliant idea: Boycott "sham" impeachment trial. Here's to hoping 20 or 30 coward Republicans join him source: thehill.com \| share:	88
		Washington Nationals bullpen to receive a helping Hand source: cbssports.com \| share:	8

Sun January 24, 2021
		Democrats will use their only simple-majority-rules bill this year to pass covid stimulus (unless they grow spines and nuke the filibuster) source: cnn.com \| share:	89
		Alleged Chinese-Canadian drug kingpin arrested in Amsterdam, thought to oversee the largest methamphetamine cartel in the world. As in, up to $18 billion in annual revenue source: cnn.com \| share:	45
		DJ Spinderella is salty about new Lifetime movie and peppers Twitter with her complaints source: news.avclub.com \| share:	19
		Popcorn with meat drippings. Good idea or best idea? source: bonappetit.com \| share:	54

Sat January 23, 2021
(Some Rice Guy)		Subby is making Thai pineapple fried rice for the first time Sunday. LGT the recipe (I'm adding chicken). Suggestions and tips appreciated source: nyonyacooking.com \| share:	53
		People with spare cash "are dominating online shopping" source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	37

Fri January 22, 2021
(Some Guy who's poor at math)		Tonight's drawing is officially puts pinkie to lips ... one billion dollars source: megamillions.com \| share:	49
		Genius WhatsApp trick gets you to be even more self-absorbed, let's you open a chat with yourself to save texts and files ...most likely from yourself source: thesun.ie \| share:	5
		Lads find huge vintage porn mag collection stashed in landlords attic after hearing creepy 'thumping' sounds. Now look to create their own pervy 'thumping' sounds (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share:	63
		What is all this? The democrats finally finding their spine source: twitter.com \| share:	94
		And here they are, right on schedule. Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the one, the only, playing a limited run for the next four years ... REPUBLICANS PRETENDING TO CARE ABOUT DEFICITS AGAIN. whistles, applause, stomping feet source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	58

Thu January 21, 2021
		How does a heaping order "No" sound? Perhaps you'd like it with a side of STFU and GTFO and wash it down with some 2021 GFY, it's a vintage year source: cnn.com \| share:	86
		You'd think a former President of the United States would have no trouble keeping a bank account source: thehill.com \| share:	95
		It's always best to let sleeping dogs lie, even when they look silly source: boredpanda.com \| share:	3
		Army National Guard helicopter crashes south of Rochester, New York. Multiple casualties reported. Story developing source: wkbw.com \| share:	47

Wed January 20, 2021
		"It's never good to be on the wrong side of a Justice Ginsburg opinion." - Brett Kavanaugh source: lawandcrime.com \| share:	37
		Lawyer explains why the insurrectionists being charged (for now) with things like disorderly conduct instead of kidnapping a senator source: youtube.com \| share:	62
		Cleaning out my cupboard and I have way too many cans of Pinto Beans. Not even sure where they came from. What should I make with them? source: fark.com \| share:	50
(Some Guy)		Land-filling old solar panels is a problem? Not if you sell your old ones on the hopping aftermarket. "If it's a working solar panel, there is always a buyer" source: solarpowerworldonline.com \| share:	17
		BBC responds to complaints about the complaints that lead them to dropping a show from its schedule source: digitalspy.com \| share:	13

Tue January 19, 2021
		Several Republican lawmakers were hoping Trump would save their ass for their role in the treason. Turns out they should've listened to everyone who has ever dealt with Trump source: cnn.com \| share:	85
		The Pinball Hall of Fame in Las Vegas needs your support source: gofundme.com \| share:	11
		FedEx absolutely, positively delivers pink slips to about 6300 employees in Europe source: reuters.com \| share:	3
(Some Winner)		Winner of the Best T**** Nickname and a chance for your "Deplorable Mentions" to get the spotlight in this final parking-lot-of-some- landscaping-place- next-to-a-porn-shop of a thread source: fark.fandom.com \| share:	83
		Irish hospital staff makes sure man dying of Covid gets one last pint of Guinness before he goes to the big brewery in the sky source: irishmirror.ie \| share:	20
		Pink seesaws across US-Mexico border named Design of the Year 2020 source: theguardian.com \| share:	12

Mon January 18, 2021
		Has it always been about "stopping the steal?" source: motherjones.com \| share:	52
(Some Guy)		Seeing as how subby is getting into becoming a maker, he thought maybe uniting Fark once a week to discuss the topic would be fun. Here's hoping for a Fark Maker Monday Thread. Link goes to free Photogrammetry software. What's your Maker Hobby? source: 3dflow.net \| share:	87
		Ben Sassy pants has an opinion on how both sides are bad source: theatlantic.com \| share:	62
		Man takes his limping dog to the vet and after many x-rays and tests, learns the dog is just copying him out of sympathy source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	16
		Lock down ain't stopping him from reaching lvl 50 source: kotaku.com \| share:	4
		I wrote this song. May I get an opinion from you? source: youtube.com \| share:	24

Sun January 17, 2021
		Adam Schiff wants to preserve law and order, says that Trump shouldn't be allowed to have any intelligence. Well, yes, that's always been Trump's main problem, so keeping it away from him isn't exactly an impossible mission source: politico.com \| share:	62
		This week, the Sunday Morning Music Club is keeping things basic: we're looking for the best songs that start with the letter "B". Why? Bee-cause we can source: en.wikipedia.org \| share:	922

Sat January 16, 2021
(Some Guy)		Or, you know, you could just go inside for meals and sleeping, or something source: besthealthmag.ca \| share:	6
		Business owner opts to refrain from science, Covid-19 rules, staying open in order to infect as many customers as possible. 2021 shaping up to be the actions, consequences year for many source: wtae.com \| share:	38

Fri January 15, 2021
		I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's Britain's Got Talent's Amanda Holden dancing, sipping cocktails, and baking a cake while wearing a bikini (possible nsfw content on page) source: thesun.co.uk \| share:	34
		Trump's planning on taking his ceremonial last ride on AF1 at around 10am on Inauguration day, probably because after 12:01 PM he has to ask President Biden for permission to use the jet and Biden might well tell him to get to steppin' source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	158
		Biden's virtual inauguration is shaping up to have 100x the star power of Trump's actual one, as Bruce Springsteen and John Legend become the latest performers to join the likes of Tom Hanks, Demi Lovato, Bon Jovi and Justin Timberlake in the lineup source: thehill.com \| share:	118
		Insects are creeping closer to your dinner plates...meant to be eaten, not squashed source: apnews.com \| share:	14

Thu January 14, 2021
(Some Lebowski)		Jeff Bridges shares the good news that his lymphoma is responding well to treatment - no mention of second opinions source: pdclarion.com \| share:	20
		Good boy rescued after slipping down 100-foot cliff source: mlive.com \| share:	2
		Mazda spent several years getting their diesel engine certified for the US, and sold a whopping one thousand vehicles with them before pulling the plug just now source: caranddriver.com \| share:	32
		For when you want all of the pine resin but none of the buzz, non-alcoholic IPAs are hitting the market source: mlive.com \| share:	17
		"Search party hoping to find Fayette County woman missing for 2 weeks". Sounds like there needs to be a second search party to find the first one source: wpxi.com \| share:	32
		"I'm moving back home but it's the same town my abusive ex lives in. How can I avoid running into my ex and keeping that whole relationship buried in the past?" source: slate.com \| share:	23
		The Moon Knight cast is shaping up source: hollywoodreporter.com \| share:	10
		What do octagons, head shots and trippin' balls have in common? source: espn.com \| share:	7
		Trump permanently banned from spins wheel of social media Snapchat source: theverge.com \| share:	56

Wed January 13, 2021
(Pirates & Princesses)		Star Wars rumors: the Lucasfilm Story Group, which maintains canon and is developing The High Republic property, was kept out of the loop from Jon Favreau's production & is all jelly that Mando is the only Star Wars fans give a shiat about source: piratesandprincesses.net \| share:	67
		Former DHS official who predicted the rise of far-right violence in 2009 says it will get worse, and we're doing it wrong when it comes to stopping it source: nbcnews.com \| share:	197
		315 employees are getting a pink slip in their Dropbox source: cnbc.com \| share:	7
		Ah, nothing says America like troops sleeping on the floor in the US Capitol source: twitter.com \| share:	142

Tue January 12, 2021
		McConnell was the tipping point, expect more Republicans coming out for impeachment now source: syracuse.com \| share:	159
		Extremist groups accidentally call for armed rally at Anchorage shopping mall instead of Juneau Capitol. Eh, it's Alaska in January. It'll be dark anyway source: adn.com \| share:	46
		Mark Zuckerberg nails the Grand Unified Internet Posting Theory, two years ago: as content approaches The Acceptability Limit, it gets shared more. My HOA mommyblog with advice on tipping, breastfeeding, and circumcision will get ALL THE ENGAGEMENT source: twitter.com \| share:	27
		Dems get spine, hammer on Gym Jordan to admit Biden won the election. With video of beatdown source: talkingpointsmemo.com \| share:	105
		Another Republican Congressman grows a spine a week after his term ends source: twitter.com \| share:	36
		I call this one 'FedEx shipping damage', a true masterpiece source: kottke.org \| share:	25
		Jumping into a wormhole might cause it to contract and disintegrate, so don't do it source: newscientist.com \| share:	15
		"My friends keep mentioning police brutality around me, seeking my opinion on the matter or just harassing me about it because my brother is a cop. How can I get them to stop, and are they really friends of mine?" source: slate.com \| share:	30

Mon January 11, 2021
		Hope you're not a historian working on a project, because this week is shaping up to be another historic week in American history, and this is your 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread source: msnbc.com \| share:	368
		Turns out Trump was good for one thing: Keeping Twitter stock price high source: fortune.com \| share:	17
		Helping students catch up after the pandemic might finally be the thing that kills summer vacation source: insidenova.com \| share:	51
		So, how's that Office reunion shaping up? source: digitalspy.com \| share:	12
		What are some everyday items you would say is not worth cheaping out on? What would you say is worth the value it is? For example, better quality toilet paper, hygiene products, etc source: fark.com \| share:	101

Sun January 10, 2021
		2021 is really shaping up to give 2020 a run for its money. The Yellowstone super-caldera is starting to rumble source: twitter.com \| share:	25
		Oh, not to alarm you or anything, but the Earth just happens to be spinning faster. And it's speeding up source: al.com \| share:	43

Sat January 09, 2021
		Prosecutors allege Theranos fueled Elizabeth Holmes' lifestyle by finger-snapping half of investors' capital into oblivion source: cnbc.com \| share:	27
		Orphaned pink elephant Khanyisa celebrates 1 year with her adopted herd source: youtube.com \| share:	6

Fri January 08, 2021
		Embarrassed? Well, That's just your opinion source: tampabay.com \| share:	33
		Listen up you posers, the pandemic has caused a skateboard supply shortage, so think twice before rage-snapping your deck and slamming your nads source: jenkemmag.com \| share:	24
		Group pushes for ban on flavored nicotine, ludicrous stock photos of teens vaping source: krtv.com \| share:	69
		Good: That antique store grenade from last week has been found. Bad: By pulling the pin source: wect.com \| share:	27
		David Bowie wandering the Singapore streets in 1983 - dropping the temperature with his coolness source: vintag.es \| share:	22
		This week in kindergarten news: Lil' Donnie Fatso cries bigly when big meanie Mommy's Boy Mike won't do what he tells him to. "I don't want to be your friend anymore" screamed Donnie, capping off a big week of troublemaking and time-outs source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	61
		Man vilified on social media for holding a Black woman as she was being attacked was actually rescuing her... Update: It seems he was not helping her after all. She took the cops' word for it and thought he helped her at first [link updated] source: buzzfeednews.com \| share:	212
		140,000 Americans received pink coal from their employers for Christmas 2020 source: npr.org \| share:	26
		Republican senators now admit they "regret" not stopping Trump once these last four years because it will hurt their reelection chances source: thehill.com \| share:	74

Thu January 07, 2021
		Trump has finally lost the WSJ opinion page, which has all but been printed in Cheeto dust for the past 4 years source: twitter.com \| share:	49
		We've got reports of rogue seal heading north flipping off drivers source: komonews.com \| share:	2
		The holidays were good to Victoria's Secret. Here's hoping she was good to you source: marketwatch.com \| share:	9
		Rudy Colludy calls Tommy Tuberville asking him to delay EC count after riots. Did I say Tommy Tuberville? I meant Tommy Tuberville total landscaping source: twitter.com \| share:	63
		"It just seemed like a business, real robotic. Even the ones on the payroll seemed to be fighting, positioning in order to climb that ladder which, in my opinion, is not what a church is supposed to be" source: nypost.com \| share:	31
		After becoming stranded on a dirt road between two rising creeks Australia man attached his mobile phone to a drone and flew it into the air to send an SOS via text message despite mistyping it as SOL source: abc.net.au \| share:	21
		If you were planning on escaping the UK or Ireland on Ryanair, you might want to recalculate for a few weeks source: bbc.com \| share:	0
		Theme of Farktography Contest No. 818: "Color Popping Naturally 2". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme source: farktography.com \| share:	34

Wed January 06, 2021
		False equivalency, thy name is this New York Times opinion piece source: nytimes.com \| share:	14
		Today would have been Pink Floyd co-founder Syd Barrett's 75th birthday. Younger Farkers ask "What's a Pink Floyd" source: twitter.com \| share:	43
(Some Guy)		President-elect Joe Biden: "Decent Republicans" are stepping up against Trump in the Senate finally, putting country first. So hope? source: ijr.org \| share:	61

Tue January 05, 2021
		Kim's dropping Kanye to live out her Legally Blonde IRL dreams. You go, Kim. Elle Woods was a genius source: pagesix.com \| share:	43
		That drone you got for Christmas? It might be made of pineapples source: reuters.com \| share:	13
		You might want to sit down for this, but it turns out those house flipping TV shows are not depicting the reality of the business source: today.com \| share:	83

Mon January 04, 2021
		"Bitcoin is better at being gold than gold". That's a hell of an endorsement, I think. Bonus: it's from The Mooch, pimping his new cryptocurrency fund source: twitter.com \| share:	33
		TikTok hoping to find stability under new chief Vanessa Pappas Sappap Pappas Sappap Pappas Sappap source: cnn.com \| share:	3
		Want to see Smoke, Helio, TK, PT, Awesome Bill, Willy T Ribs, Bobby Labonte, Ernie Francis Jr, and some car flipping Aussie race? This is your lucky year source: motorsports.nbcsports.com \| share:	5
		Now that it affects me personally, I have very strong opinions on the matter source: twitter.com \| share:	126
		America: "Are you a nazi?" Goose Stepping man: "Seig h-err I mean...No" America: "Well I'm convinced" source: aljazeera.com \| share:	98
		On this day in history, in 1964, the Boston Strangler struck again, upping the ante for subsequent horrifying acts by the Chattanooga Cutthroat and the Ypsilanti Bedazzler source: history.com \| share:	21
		"When my husband and I met six years ago, I made it clear i did not abide messiness. Now, we've had a child during a pandemic and we're sleeping in separate rooms because he's become a slovenly nightmare. How can I get him to respect cleanliness?" source: slate.com \| share:	26
		Disney Plus adding classic children's shows Lost and 24 to its library source: digitalspy.com \| share:	48
		Stellantis, the merged abomination of Peugeot-Citroën & FiatChrysler, may have to shed some of its 11 brands. We're looking at you: Chrysler, & Dodge, and your next Jeep Compass will have French underpinnings source: autoblog.com \| share:	52

Sun January 03, 2021
		Man depressed about the destruction of soul-sapping architecture source: theguardian.com \| share:	27

Sat January 02, 2021
		Apple un-bans app called Amphetamine that keeps your Mac from sleeping, only after developer points out amphetamine is a legal prescription drug. Subby optimistically submit apps called Bath Salts that makes your Mac eat Florida Man's face source: macrumors.com \| share:	21
		Are private US prisons fined for prisoners escaping? Asking for a friend source: abc.net.au \| share:	58
		Sen. Lisa Murkowski (R-eality acknowledger): I won't be hopping on the Sedition Express source: twitter.com \| share:	97
		Pull up a barstool and let's have a look inside Britain's long-lost pub that's been frozen in time underneath a huge shopping center source: thescottishsun.co.uk \| share:	40
		Park hopping again available at Disney World, so superspread your COVID even further source: wftv.com \| share:	18
		Apparently, igloos are helping some restaurants enable "outdoor dining" this winter source: channel3000.com \| share:	55

Fri January 01, 2021
		♬ Here's a story / of a lovely lady / hosting a TV show making over 1950s homes / Hoping for a bag of gold / like the owners / the youngest ones try not to hurl ♬ source: people.com \| share:	23
		Money can't buy happiness, but it can make a down payment. Science says so source: popsci.com \| share:	37
		Let's ring in the New Year with a bottle of pink Mountain Dew source: comicbook.com \| share:	34
		The Guardian gives a nuanced opinion of Brexit: It is a tragic national error source: theguardian.com \| share:	57

Thu December 31, 2020
		I know it sucks when there is a sick passenger delaying subway service and it is even worse when there is a dead body hit by a train, but jumping onto the tracks to try to hoof it to the next stop isn't helping source: nypost.com \| share:	10
		Female pastor who 'dated Jesus' then turned to stripping says her 'dreams have come true' in end of year inspiring Instagram post. Praise the almost naked Jesus for this blessing (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share:	81

Wed December 30, 2020
(Some Guy)		FDA: Hey, distilleries, thanks for stepping up to make hand sanitizer when we were in a tight spot. Now pay us 14 grand each because go fark yourself source: sjvsun.com \| share:	65
		Who's the best coach for each current NFL job opening? Take a spin on the coaching carousel source: espn.com \| share:	18
		Old & stale: Apple fanbois camping out in line overnight for iPhones. New hotness: seniors camping out in line overnight for COVID-19 vaccines. In either case, make sure you wear your Depends source: vox.com \| share:	29
		Trump sure loves helping those who damage America for the benefit of foreign powers source: npr.org \| share:	23
		Dr. Drew Pinsky has been downplaying Covid-19 the last year. Naturally, he's contracted it source: usatoday.com \| share:	31
		At 12:00 PM ET on ESPN we have the Duke's Mayo Bowl in Charlotte, where Wake Forest is hoping to defeat Wisconsin. Then at 8:00 PM ET on ESPN we have the Goodyear Cotton Bowl Classic, where we have Florida and Oklahoma squaring off. Here we go source: espn.com \| share:	68

Tue December 29, 2020
		Marcus Lemonis, the chairman and CEO of Camping World has launched a fund to help downtown Nashville business owners affected by the Christmas morning bombing source: wkrn.com \| share:	10
		Tesla fans are snapping up the Toyota RAV4 Prime as they find a 240V source isn't always available, nor do they want to take a 1/2 hour Supercharger pit stop every couple hundred miles on a road trip. Excommunication in 3, 2, 1 source: torquenews.com \| share:	52
(Some Guy)		Sure we're all struggling, hoping for that $600 stimulus check, and choosing between food and rent, but hey, it's a GREAT time to buy a PLANE source: robbreport.com \| share:	17
		Now almost 100% melamine, asbestos, and anti-freeze free pinky swear source: finance.yahoo.com \| share:	12
		The old story about the oral polio vaccine inspiring Mary Poppins song "Spoonful of Sugar" is absolutely true. What immortal song will the COVID-19 vaccine inspire? source: snopes.com \| share:	22
		UK sets wind power generation record after Boris Johnson tries to spin Brexit into a win. Also Storm Bella blew through source: theguardian.com \| share:	4

Mon December 28, 2020
		An Alaskan Safety Dance, keeping you safe source: laughingsquid.com \| share:	7
		Perhaps the first we're doing wrong each year - Hoppin' John source: seriouseats.com \| share:	16
		Toyota finally has another 2-seat, RWD coupe for sale. Fark: with a top speed of 37mph, motor has a whopping 12hp source: thedrive.com \| share:	32
		US Army demonstrates ability to reach out and touch someone with a 155mm artillery round at a range of 40 miles/70km with pinpoint precision source: military.com \| share:	52
		After inauguration, Fox News would prefer to move on from Trump and pivot to being 24/7 Biden-is-a-monster network, but ratings pressure from OAN, NewsMaxTV and other whackadoodle competitors may force it to continue worshiping the Orange God source: vox.com \| share:	42
		Skynet is helping bring back SURPRISE PENIS Chatroulette source: wired.com \| share:	16
		"Democrats will try to write you off as a one-term aberration and, frankly, you're helping them do it. The King Lear of Mar-a-Lago, ranting about the corruption of the world" source: nypost.com \| share:	93
		Tired of the same old pizza toppings? Visit the "Pizza Witch" and try a kangaroo, wild boar or venison pie source: nj.com \| share:	5

Sun December 27, 2020
		And now - some polite nationalistic stereotyping humour, eh source: sadanduseless.com \| share:	66
(Rupert Holmes)		Yeah. If Subby was given Pina Colada flavoured fortified wine, he would send it back, too source: inspection.gc.ca \| share:	24
(Some Guy)		The Sunday Morning Music Club is keeping things short and sweet this week: we're looking for the best songs with one word titles source: ccmmagazine.com \| share:	924

Sat December 26, 2020
		Forty years ago strange lights were spotted hovering over a pine forest in Suffolk, finally the truth shines on Britain's most famous 'alien encounter' source: thescottishsun.co.uk \| share:	65
		Moral of the story: don't wait until the last minute to finish your holiday shopping source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	19
		Boxing Day EPL starts with Leicester and ManU, then Villains - Palace, Fulham - Saints, and a London Derby: Arsenal - Chelsea, wrapping up with Citeh - Newcastle and Sheffield looking for a holiday miracle over Everton. Starting 7:30 AM ET on NBCSN source: soccer.nbcsports.com \| share:	372
		The CDC's response to the UK's latest outbreak is akin to keeping mosquitos out with a chain link fence source: cnn.com \| share:	27

Fri December 25, 2020
		"Look you could binge watch Netflix for three weeks but we have some other ways that you could really be of assistance, helping your entire community get through this pandemic" source: wccbcharlotte.com \| share:	32
		An opinion piece on The Hill that makes sense? Merry Christmas source: thehill.com \| share:	82
		Just Robert Rodriguez playing guitar while Grogu is head bopping source: twitter.com \| share:	14
		If only there was something people could do to prevent this from happening. Oh, I don't know, like maybe wearing facemasks. Or keeping six feet apart from each other. Or even, as crazy as this sounds, STAYING THE FARK HOME source: sfchronicle.com \| share:	144
		If your Christmas dinner has descended into arguments over whether Trump should be in Guantanamo Bay or on Mt Rushmore, or if you just want to fill the gaping void of your friendless existence, stream the most underrated movies of the last 20 years source: wired.com \| share:	50

Thu December 24, 2020
		A list of things the TSA wants you to remember while you're doing all that travel you shouldn't be doing this season, including which holiday foods they prefer to confiscate and a reminder that their x-ray machines can't penetrate wrapping paper source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	47
		Half of Americans in new survey say history will view Trump as a 'failed' president. The other half are humping flags and Putin dolls and taking hand-shrinking drugs source: thehill.com \| share:	73
		Tom Brady has a response for Tony Dungy calling him the 6th toughest QB he had to play against. Subby disappointed it's not barging through mascots yelling "Tony come on out and get your whoopin'" source: sports.yahoo.com \| share:	14
		If you've been concerned about Brad Parscale's future, don't. He's doing really important house flipping work now and is launching his new political data company, which will provide conservative campaigns with all the freshly invented facts they need source: nytimes.com \| share:	21
		Netflix gives viewers an early Christmas present by dropping Cobra Kai season 3 a week early source: comicbook.com \| share:	36
		Went looking for some good news, this is not it. Yet another powerful cellphone surveillance tool is operating in obscurity, with little oversight. Snooping, tracking, watching source: theintercept.com \| share: