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Sat December 04, 2021
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Some copies of the Legend of Zelda are worth their weight in gold. In fact, some are worth several times their weight in gold. Behold the economies of ultra-rare sealed NES games
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(TuneIn)
 
 
 
On Paul's Memory Bank tonight (8PM ET), Mr. Boynton's parents are staying with Connie for the weekend, George is fed up with Liz' stretching the truth and Superman enlists Batman and Robin to help him find the 2 missing pieces of Kryptonite
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
In Russia, rock spies on you
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(National Post)
 
 
 
Is it too soon to start talking about responsible chefs and British cuisine control?
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Fri December 03, 2021
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Two-time America's Got Talent contestant dies at age 30 from being a zero-time COVID vaccine recipient
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(The Hockey Writers)
 
 
 
A hockey story in which an obscure Belgian composer gets minor fame with his Evening Beat song and Fark's "Shut Up" Pierre McGuire is the good guy; the history behind Brass Bonanza, the Hartford Whalers' iconic goal music
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Thu December 02, 2021
(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
Oh sure, you can join the League of Cookies now. But when you're ready - really ready for the big time - hope for a call from the Pan-galactic Bundesliga of Pie
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Wed December 01, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
McDonalds Holiday Pies are back with a helpful picture of what a vanilla custard pastry with sprinkles looks like. Any joke I make is going to get me banned so have at it
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(CNN)
 
 
 
McDonalds Holiday Pies are back with a helpful picture of what a vanilla custard pastry with sprinkles looks like. Any joke I make is going to get me banned so have at it
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Yes, you are a f*cking piece of sh*t
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Mon November 29, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
The number of women honored in France's Pantheon memorial goes up by one this week. So do the numbers of blacks, bisexuals, showgirls and spies
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(Axios)
 
 
 
GOP is giving handouts to lazy moochers who can't bother to do what they need to do to keep a job. Damn Hippies
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
We are finally out from under the thrall of the Unseelie Queen, but I do sort of want a fowling piece, if I'm being honest
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Fri November 26, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
3D imaging enables exact copies of statues and artifacts, even in original stone. So why not repatriate the originals to the people who care about their heritage
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(MSN)
 
 
 
A Russian luxury accessory brand melted Tesla car parts into a bust of Elon Musk, which look nothing like Musk and are sold for $3,220 a piece on Caviar Global's website
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(Food 52)
 
 
 
If you have to ask, you're on the wrong site
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(WBTW Myrtle Beach)
 
 
 
Woman gives out free hugs and lap dances. Strangely, recipients have a problem with this. Subby wonders why things like this never happen in his town
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Wed November 24, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Man caught smuggling copies of Squid Game into North Korea gets red light
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Tue November 23, 2021
(Komo)
 
 
 
While you were preoccupied watching your uncles become nazis on Facebook you might have missed the part where your kids got hooked on drugs they bought via Snapchat
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Mon November 22, 2021
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
35 years ago today, Steven Spielberg's "An American Tail" was released. It taught kids about immigrants and racism, and "Somewhere Out There" will still bring a tear to your eye
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Sat November 20, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Remember the screen shots Mike Lindell showed at his cyber symposium that were supposed to be evidence of election fraud? Well...they weren't. "It was some copier talking to a desktop saying 'I am still here waiting for you to send me a print job.'"
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Thu November 18, 2021
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
'The two yoots copied or tried to copy every armed robbery movie out there, right down to the double-cross,' prosecutors say during hearing for two men accused of fatally shooting their 2 accomplices & armored guard
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Thanksgiving Candy Corn is an abomination to Candy Corn
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Wed November 17, 2021
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Burn arrested for setting fire to occupied tent
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Never ask a Navy man if he'd like another drink and never ask a Farker if they have enough food for Thanksgiving. Or would like another drink
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(Variety)
 
 
 
And to earn the Pink pie slice, "Who will be hosting a new game show based on the beloved Parker Brothers board game?"
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Tue November 16, 2021
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Reese's sells out of Wilford Brimley's kryptonite in three hours
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Bailey the Golden retriever melts the Internets when getting 'overwhelmed with emotion' after seeing stray puppies for first time
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Mon November 15, 2021
(The Kitchn)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Nine Inch Nails. New hotness: Nine inch Peanut Butter Cup
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(The Kitchn)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Nine Inch Nails. New hotness: Nine inch Peanut Butter Cup
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Sun November 14, 2021
(MyRecipes)
 
 
 
Secrets from an Italian cooking course for better homemade pizza. No, pineapple is not involved -- and don't cook the farking sauce
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Sat November 13, 2021
(Some Airline Guy)
 
 
 
Tired of airplanes sitting at its airport, King County decides to seize and scrap a museum piece because reasons
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
50 years ago, Steven Spielberg challenged us to a Duel
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Fri November 12, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Gas station unknowingly tests a new blended fuel. Repair shop owners happier with the outcome than the customers
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Thu November 11, 2021
(Bon Appetit)
 
 
 
Cranberry-Lime pie - for those of us who've been looking for new ways to incorporate dessert into our side dishes
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(Bon Appetit)
 
 
 
Cranberry-Lime pie - for those of us who've been looking for new ways to incorporate dessert into our side dishes
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Wed November 10, 2021
(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
Faux News stooge Harris Faulkner claims Sesame Street is nothing but a propaganda piece
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Tue November 09, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Netflix has Cowboy Bebop coming soon, but isn't content with just One Piece of live action anime
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(US News)
 
 
 
Older adults....are, uh...something...I'm going to go make a pie
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Coal rolling teen who struck bicyclists charged with six felonies. Since it's Texas, finding 12 coal rolling bicycle haters to serve as a jury of his peers should be a piece of cake
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Mon November 08, 2021
(Some Sugary Guy)
 
 
 
If you've ever wondered how you could make Thanksgiving feasting even more unhealthy, Krispy Kreme is here with the answer to your desires
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Sun November 07, 2021
(Some Yuppie)
 
 
 
Remembering the 1985 BMW 318i, the ultimate yuppie car
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Fri November 05, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Puppies in shopping carts. That sound you just heard was thousands of people saying "Aaaawww"
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
After exhaustive research and the contribution of experts in the field the Wall Street Journal reports the top three traits of the happiest retiree's No.1) Have lots or money
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Thu November 04, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Fall is upon us, and Martha Stewart has finally shared her apple pie recipe. How do you prepare yours?
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(Northwestern University)
 
 
 
Does your data bring joy? It is time to declutter and focus your pie charts and scattergrams
 
Wed November 03, 2021
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Diners in Sweden offered 'Human Meat Burger', which is really a plant-based one that has a cannibalistic twist to it
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Tue November 02, 2021
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Now for something completely different: Peyton Manning savagely destroying a piece of fried chicken
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Doberman adopts three orphaned kittens after losing her own puppies. Mr. Tinkles is still not impressed
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Mon November 01, 2021
(YouTube)
 
 
 
I've recently started watching a lot of food videos on Youtube because Food Network sucks so bad. Anyway, I ran across Chef Jean-Pierre somehow and he is doing great. This one is faster than his older videos. Shrimp Sambuca appetizer
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Banksy auctioning off two of his pieces from his personal collection
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Fri October 29, 2021
(Metro)
 
 
 
Want to improve your mood as the days get darker, shorter, and crappier? DRINK COFFEE
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Thu October 28, 2021
(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
This Halloween safety video from 1977 has some great safety tips, some tips kids will ignore and one questionable piece of advice
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Wed October 27, 2021
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
What they really need is Detritus and his Piecemaker crossbow
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
HEY HEY HEYYYYYY, let's not constrain ourselves there
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Tue October 26, 2021
(Hill Reporter)
 
 
 
If you thought the Governor of Florida couldn't get any creepier, you were probably wrong
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Mon October 25, 2021
(Big Think)
 
 
 
Last year, a team of astronomers observed an unexpected flare in the most distant galaxy ever seen. This year, we think the "flare" was an illuminated piece of space debris
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Sat October 23, 2021
(NHL)
 
 
 
Will the Habs get their first win of the season against the Bertuzzi-less Red Wings? Will it be Fifty-four Forty and Fight in Kraken/Canucks? Will the Flames burn Washington like it's 1814? Game on @ 1pm ET. DORION IS THE SUPERIOR PIERRE, EUGENE
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Fri October 22, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
The pied piper of bullshiat medicine is leading all the plaguerats to Griftcon 2021
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Thu October 21, 2021
(Lego)
 
 
 
If Kevin scattered all the pieces for this all over the floor, Harry and Marv would have just given up
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Havana Syndrome has been documented since at least 1996, but the use of microwave weapons against American diplomats and spies goes back even further. Oh, and it is almost certainly Russia behind the attacks
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Wed October 20, 2021
(NHL)
 
 
 
Will the Bruins bear down or will the Gritties fly high? Will the Knights sing the Blues or will the house win? Will Charles take shots on Gretzky this time? Wednesday night hockey @ 7:30pm ET on TNT. YOU UNDERVALUE STATISTICAL ANALYSIS, PIERRE
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The series is tied at 2 apiece, and Game 5 is at 5:08 PM ET on FS1. Can the Astros skyrocket their way to victory? Or will the Red Sox win and be one game away from the World Series? Here we go
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Tue October 19, 2021
(Polygon)
 
 
 
Harry Styles joins the MCU as its rapiest character
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(KY3 Springfield)
 
 
 
Man and pie arrested
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Mon October 18, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Gallop Poll shows Americans believe they were happier back in the horse-and-buggy days
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(MSN)
 
 
 
"Fear of real spiders is one thing, fear of a piece of spider jewelry is quite another"
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(Bon Appetit)
 
 
 
Puff, puff, pass (the yummy goodness)
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Sun October 17, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Tom Welling opens up about Smallville, how it paved the way for the Arrowverse, and that he's much happier now than he was back then
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Now it's getting serious: Britain is facing a pie crisis amid 'perfect storm' of foil tins running low due to rising global aluminium prices
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Fri October 15, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Homemade DIY holographic projection created with a flat screen tv and 4 pieces of plexiglass. But will it stream PornHub?
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
This is what the Stanley Cup would look like if every archived piece was put back in place
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Thu October 14, 2021
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Lovers of true art set to be triggered as Banksy piece sets new record at sale of $25 million
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Take the Johnson? You'll get a happier ending with a different poking
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Wed October 13, 2021
(Independent)
 
 
 
There's too many muthafarking puppies on the plane
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Tue October 12, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN provides analysis of how presidents like Joe Biden often get into trouble when they are seen as controlled by events. Like, for example, a supposedly "liberal" news platform obsessed with publishing daily hit pieces on him
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Lube up, folks, they're going in dry. House Speaker Nancy Pelosi signals Democrats could cut major pieces of Biden's economic plan
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Mon October 11, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
At 1:07 PM ET we have Game 3 of the NLDS with the Brewers and Braves tied one game apiece. Will a win be Brewed up or will it be home of the Brave? Freddy Peralta or Ian Anderson? This one will be a good one, folks
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(Mational Day Calendar)
 
 
 
Today is National Sausage Pizza Day, so let's whip out those sausages and get them in a pie
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
States are fighting for a piece of that sweet bitcoin action
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Sat October 09, 2021
(WGME Portland)
 
 
 
Break me off a piece
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Fri October 08, 2021
(MassLive)
 
 
 
Mrs. Cocaine, the matriarch of Table Talk Pies has passed. Services will be held at 375 degrees for 60 minutes until she is golden brown
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Thu October 07, 2021
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"Why do so many chippies leave the skin on fish? Riddle me this, I don't like it Cathy"
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Wed October 06, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
"When my in-laws died, they left us $12,000 and gave my kids $30,000 apiece for college. Both kids got scholarships; we want to get work done on our home. Would it be wrong to dig into the unused college fund?"
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Tue October 05, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
"We here at Facebook would just like to say, 'I thought you deleted Facebook.' Good luck remembering your mom's birthday now, you pieces of shiat"
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Mon October 04, 2021
(Bon Appetit)
 
 
 
Hopefully with booze, pizza, wheels of cheese, taco tuesday buffets, and copious pie
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Sun October 03, 2021
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
William Dampier was one of the greatest scientists of all time and made important contributions to biology & navigation. Writings adored by Darwin, Wallace & Lord Nelson. Introduced barbeque, chopsticks & avocado to the English language. Day job: Pirate ☠
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(New Japan Pro-Wrestling)
 
 
 
Can the Dragon rise above the Golden Star? Will ZSJ score his 5th-straight submission victory? Are we just gonna watch Pieter dance in the ring for 30 minutes tonight? NJPW G1 CLIMAX 31: Day 9 starts @ 3:00 AM EDT on NJPWWorld.com, the King of Sports
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Sat October 02, 2021
(YourTango)
 
 
 
To the left: Eight pieces of bad marriage advice. To the right: The worst marriage advice you ever got...or gave
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Fri October 01, 2021
(Longform)
 
 
 
In honor of Disney World turning 50 today, here's an old story about dads smoking weed in the Happiest Place on Earth
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(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
Happy 50th anniversary to the happiest place on earth. Disney World too
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(Mational Day Calendar)
 
 
 
:)
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Tue September 28, 2021
(Bon Appetit)
 
 
 
Have a loyal, patient, and understanding clientele? Still open and paying your bills? Free pie?
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Sun September 26, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Jan. 6th defendant granted compassionate leave to go visit funeral. *Listens to earpiece* Scratch that, Jan 6th defendant granted permission to attend Steelers/Broncos game. Fark: He's from New York
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Sat September 25, 2021
(Variety)
 
 
 
Netflix's Cowboy Bebop opening credits look... good? Teddy Bomber, Mad Pierrot, others make their appearance
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(Mational Day Calendar)
 
 
 
Today is National Quesadilla, Lobster, and Hunting and Fishing Day. So catch a few big Sea Bugs and give us your recipe for Lobster Quesadilla
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
No, pumpkin spice doesn't actually contain pumpkin. Welcome to modern journalism
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Fri September 24, 2021
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Piers Morgan advocates driving over and killing climate change protesters on roadways (possible nsfw content on page)
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Thu September 23, 2021
(National Post)
 
 
 
With artist's impression of what an Incel might look like. Wait. No, sorry, that is an "actual photo that Parti Quebecois leader Paul St-Pierre Plamondon posted to his Twitter on Wednesday." Well then
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(Bon Appetit)
 
 
 
They let you in on their secret to not making a not-from-scratch pot pie that's not quick because it requires overnight thawing
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(Reading Eagle)
 
 
 
"Before abandoning ship, sailors grabbed all the ice cream they could. Some scooped it into their helmets before lowering themselves into the water"
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(Mational Day Calendar)
 
 
 
Today is National Great American Pot Pie Day, so let's all get crusty and steamy
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Giving out leftover vaccine doses to eligible recipients in Texas after checking with your supervisor? That's a firing and a referral to the grand jury, foreign sounding doctor guy
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Wed September 22, 2021
(Fark)
 
 
 
Thai curry, bolognese, pork enchiladas, or shepherd's pie. I can make only one
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(Komo)
 
 
 
Fraudit comes to lovely Washington State, this time for a statewide race. Stays for the cherry pie and coffee. Scary tag because they're going to start using this tactic to try to overturn smaller races everywhere
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Tue September 21, 2021
(HiConsumption)
 
 
 
You can now own James Bond's three-piece grey suit from Goldfinger, made to measure. Unknown if baby blue terrycloth jumper from film's pool scene is available
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(Betty Crocker)
 
 
 
Why do so many recipe names begin with "Skinny"?
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(MetalSucks)
 
 
 
The Hu is getting some really cool groupies backstage
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Morrissey can't handle the fact that Rick Asltey is better than him at singing The Smiths songs, gets fanboy to write whiny hit piece
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Mon September 20, 2021
(SFGate)
 
 
 
It's the happiest place on earth unless you want to eat and pay the rent
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Meat and potato pie sees off rise in vegan bakes to be crowned supreme champion at British Pie Awards 2021
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Sun September 19, 2021
(Amazon)
 
 
 
What book do you keep buying copies of, and why? LGT Subby's, because they keep giving them away to people and then they have to buy another copy. (They're up to 23 copies now)
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Sat September 18, 2021
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Everyone wondering if Spielberg can pull off a musical with West Side Story is missing the obvious that it's so exciting to see Spielberg work with sharks again
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Thu September 16, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
What kind of TV channel would hire Piers Morgan? Oh, right. Of course
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Wed September 15, 2021
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Lego is here to get you in the Halloween spirit. The only thing scarier is stepping on a piece barefoot in the dark
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Mon September 13, 2021
(GQ)
 
 
 
Eric Cartman has one last battle to fight with his war against Hippies
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Sun September 12, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
In the Chicken Sandwich Wars, a new vegan front opens. One general in upcoming Vegan Chicken Sandwich Battle vows to vanquish Chick-Fil-A, proclaims "This isn't a fried piece of tofu. This is the future of chicken"
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Sat September 11, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
'Spiffy' tag doesn't equate to 'masterpiece,' but this sure is one
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Fri September 10, 2021
(Kent Online)
 
 
 
Love thy neighbour. Sure, why not? Pay their £2400 water bill? Get bent, hippie
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Wed September 08, 2021
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Basketball Hall of Famer Paul Pierce reviews his career, is unbothered by criticism over stripper video that led to his ESPN firing, saying he hated the travel and having to talk about LeBron all the time
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Drunk(er) badgers are making tax collectors the happiest since '72
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(Irish Post US)
 
 
 
If you insist on tying your cash gift to a helium-filled balloon perhaps you should warn the recipient to hold onto the string before he unties it and the gift floats off
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(WPSD Local 6 Paducah)
 
 
 
Thanks to North Shore Animal League, over 50 dogs & puppies facing euthanasia were transported from Louisiana to Long Island. "We literally come back with 55 best friends," Moriates said. Please welcome them to this week's Woofday Wetnose Wednesday
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Mon September 06, 2021
(USA Today)
 
 
 
French soccer player Jean-Pierre Adams dies after spending 39 years in a coma
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Sun September 05, 2021
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Prince Charles' closest aide Michael Fawcett is forced to resign after damning letter reveals he offered Saudi donor help securing a knighthood and British citizenship. Don't worry Piers Morgan will find a way to blame Meghan Markle
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Sat September 04, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Government official uses Sharpie while commenting publicly on hurricane - by scribbling out the "Lieutenant" on her Lt. Governor jacket
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(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
Need to transport several pounds of meth but don't have any license plates for your car? Sharpie to the rescue
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Fri September 03, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Pie-eating contests, cotton candy and demolition derbies are so yesterday at the state fair. It's the drag show that draws today's crowds
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Thu September 02, 2021
(WGME Portland)
 
 
 
There will be no whoopie in Maine
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Wed September 01, 2021
(Esquire)
 
 
 
... not even Jean-Pierre Jeunet, who pushed the series to its absurd extreme in Alien: Resurrection (which, while I have you here, is also tragically under-appreciated)
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(Field and Stream)
 
 
 
Normally, having a more than 4-pound crappie would be cause for alarm
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
"Only President Biden had the balls to do it," says far-left hippie Ann Coulter, calling Trump's tweets "wuss, B.S"
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Mon August 30, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Oh no, how will Pierce Brosnan survive?
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(IFL Science)
 
 
 
Conservatives are so willing to stick it to the libs that they're willing to sacrifice pieces of their intestines
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Sat August 28, 2021
(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Reducing sugar in packaged foods can prevent disease in millions. Reducing it in your piehole will work even better
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Thu August 26, 2021
(Food 52)
 
 
 
15 make-ahead lunches you can enjoy sitting at home pretending to be in the work break room listening to those two insipid jabbering magpies yammer on about absolutely nothing
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Tue August 24, 2021
(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Another thing Aussies have to worry about that can kill them, wearing a face-mask for the Covid will likely have a magpie attack you during "swooping season"
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Sun August 22, 2021
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
On this day in 1984, ace fossil hunter Kamoya Kimeu found some pieces of bone. He and the rest of Richard Leakey's team found another and another and another until they found almost the entire skeleton of something creationists say does not exist
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Sat August 21, 2021
(Project on Government Oversight)
 
 
 
RIP Pierre Sprey, member of the Fighter Mafia that birthed the F-16 Falcon, and advocate of the A-10 Warthog, has completed his quest for low-cost & effective weapons. Hog sadly goes BRRRRRRT
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Thu August 19, 2021
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
What would make a great centerpiece for a table? A cat
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
I wonder if this tech could be copied for very large ships like container ships or tankers?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Ikea to test a new store layout, saying it wants customers to be 'part of the furniture' but has yet to explain how they'll get the extra pieces in everyone
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(Fark)
 
 
 
20-year Farker DedParrot no longer pinin' for the fjords
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(Food 52)
 
 
 
Need pie? Of course you do
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(Food 52)
 
 
 
Need pie? Of course you do
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(Irish Mirror)
 
 
 
Internets left horrified after Australian hotel serves 'abomination' pie in Guinness pint glass
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
Sadly, no pie chart
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Wed August 18, 2021
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
If you read the recent Atlanta-Journal Constitution puff piece about feds raiding that Georgia farm full of gentle Jan. 6 tourists, here's the TPM version for comparison
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Did Politico ever do a piece on what Trump's education said about him?
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
What the heck was the Nova Scotia Liberal Party plaform? Kicking puppies? Putting gum everyone's hair? Mandating liverwurst sandwiches for every school lunch? Can some Martime Farker explain the NS election to us, please?
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Mon August 16, 2021
(Axios)
 
 
 
Sounds like your leftist hippie cousin is going on about how "the climate is farked even worse than it seems" again and yadda yadda ya...oh wait, sorry, that's not your cousin. That's top venture capitalist Chris Sacca talking to investors
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(Food 52)
 
 
 
Seven ways to make cake baking easier when you know you should be baking pie to begin with
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Sat August 14, 2021
(The Poke (UK))
 
 
 
"You may fascinate a woman by giving her a piece of cheese"
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Thu August 12, 2021
(Military.com)
 
 
 
US Air Force to allow scalp tattoos, transparent piercing retainers, and putting hands in pockets [Clarification: Your hands in your own pockets]
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Wed August 11, 2021
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
'Pierce Hawthorne Living God' community over one million strong
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(San Antonio Express)
 
 
 
City of Kyle asks for all Kyles to be seen
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Winchester is now the least affordable UK city to buy a home. Pierce, Houlihan, Blake still doable, but stay away from Zayleburg
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
No, it's a cartoon about a crew of search and rescue puppies
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(Kare11)
 
 
 
It was a Ruff Start for these 10 orphan puppies, but thanks to miracle momma Pepper, who had recently lost all her babies, these wee ones now have a new mother to care for them & teach them how to be dogs. Welcome to Woofday Wetnose Wednesday
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Tue August 10, 2021
(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Guy Fieri knows no limits
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
If you're into fries in your Frosty this really doesn't sound all that McNasty
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Mon August 09, 2021
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Nesting Magpies in Australia are yet another dangerous species that can cause death
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Sun August 08, 2021
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
The Last Jedi was a masterpiece in trolling
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