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Mon July 16, 2018
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
So how did the Russian spies Mueller just indicted pay for all their servers, domain registrations, and other tools they needed to carry out the attack, while still remaining hidden? Why they used Bitcoin, of course
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Sat July 14, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
After Congress found out that FBI agents are annoyingly preoccupied with facts and the law and can explain both when asked, Lisa Page's testimony was held in a closed session yesterday
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Fri July 13, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Well, now, THIS is an interesting little tidbit from Mueller's indictment of the 12 Russian spies today: it seems they also made an attempt to hack Hillary's private email....right around the same time that Trump publicly asked them to
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Wed July 11, 2018
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
So the Washington Post published a piece praising Kavanaugh's car-pooling skills and was immediately ridiculed for it
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Tue July 10, 2018
(Exclaim!)
 
 
 
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's Aoki
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Is there any piece or artwork of any kind that you are particularly fond of?
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Mon July 09, 2018
(The Grio)
 
 
 
It is July. NBA contracts are being signed, and WNBA and NFL players are aghast and jealous of how much money NBA players make for losing to the Warriors
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(Pitchfork)
 
 
 
Homosapien on stage with Gorillaz ends badly for Homosapien
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Sun July 08, 2018
(Inquirer Philippines)
 
 
 
Michael Douglas, 73, drank the Marvel Kool-Aid because he wanted to move on from character-driven pieces and try a green-screen movie. "Also, they orchestrated my time, so I wasn't hanging around for long periods of time. And they pay you well"
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Sat July 07, 2018
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Step right up, Maryland, your college basketball program is the next recipient of FBI subpoenas
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Fri July 06, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Miracle Milly copied and pasted 49 times in order to find out how she keeps such a petite figure
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Ooh piece of candy... Ooh piece of candy... Ooh piece of candy. Hey, wait a minute, this is the unemployment office
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Thu July 05, 2018
(US House of Representatives)
 
 
 
My US Representative (FL) did something useful and helpful and provided a packet of hurricane resources. My old one sent us copies of the Constitution. What other than campaign fliers have you received from yours?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
What happens when you try out Trump's exercise plan? You write painful opinion pieces for the Guardian
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump's lawyer hires Hillary Clinton's lawyer. *checks earpiece* I'm told that's the joke
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Wed July 04, 2018
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Really want that Rolex watch, Tom Ford 3-piece, and Gucci shoes? Blame hormones
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Mon July 02, 2018
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
News: America's leading liberal magazine is publishing its pieces with a Russian propaganda outlet. Fark: Most of them oppose or are hostile against the Mueller investigation, and for some reason the spy poisoning scandal
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
If you defend nazis, expect to be shunned. When you're shunned, you start to drink. When you drink, you write rambling op-ed pieces. When you write rambling op-ed pieces, you get mocked on Fark.com. Don't be Alan Dershowitz, don't defend Nazis
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Governor of Kentucky cancels dental & vision for 500,000 Medicaid recipients after judge says "no" to work requirements
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Sun July 01, 2018
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
This day in 1984 the "PG-13" rating is introduced by the Motion Picture Association of America. Trivia fact: Upon the suggestion of Steven Spielberg
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(NASCAR)
 
 
 
The happiest guy in the garage is on the pole for the Monster Energy NASCAR Cup Series Overton's 400 at Chicagoland Speedway. 2:30pm EDT on NBCSN. Oh yeah. Dale Jr is in the booth in case you were in a coma
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(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Keep Families Together march organizers: Okay, people, we need to stay focused on the issue today so that-- oh, for fark's sake. Will you drum circle hippies and union hacks kindly knock it the fark off for five minutes?
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Sat June 30, 2018
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
And here we have a conservative Christian mouthpiece saying "liberal protesters who harass conservatives are going to get death"
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Fri June 29, 2018
(LA Times)
 
 
 
228 pieces of evidence that seem to indicate Pres. Trump's "zero-tolerance" policy was an afterthought
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Fox News regular quits over immigration coverage, will instead spend more time driving nails into puppies, or whatever they do on the off season over there
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
There's a transcript of Peter Strzok's 11 hours of testimony before the House "Judiciary" Committee. No, no, you can't read it. Republicans will tell you pieces of it, that's good enough
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My wife wants to have a stranger jam a needle into our infant daughter's ears. Why wouldn't we wait until she was older to pierce her ears? This is stupid, right?"
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Lego is releasing a 2,300 piece Voltron set, completing today's Lego trifecta
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Thu June 28, 2018
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Groupie convention features North Korean anthem, and "the Deplorable Choir from Houston, three women in red dresses and fringed red cowboy boots." Groupies aren't what they used to be
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(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Pizza-making robot can crank out 120 pies an hour. No word on how fast his robot co-worker can sell you a dime bag out behind the kitchen, though
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Barn Swallows: I got some... What can I do to make their stay happier?
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Wed June 27, 2018
(Fark)
 
 
 
There's just a few weeks left for submissions for Everybody Panic: The 2018 Fark Fiction Anthology, so if you've been holding off sending in that masterpiece, well . . . don't hold off? This is your Fark Writer's Thread, holding on edition
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Tue June 26, 2018
(Nola.com)
 
 
 
"Have you seen the Atlanta Falcons' new poster? The single worst piece of art in human history"
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Fri June 22, 2018
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Ashley Madison releases list of the top-20 cities with the happiest marriages
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Thu June 21, 2018
(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Archaeologists scour the 1969 Woodstock music festival field to find remnants of the long lost hippie generation and figure out what went wrong
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Much like the kitchen of your favorite Chinese restaurant, scientists piece together weird ancient fish
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Wed June 20, 2018
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Here are 30 hidden secrets about the $1 bill, you know that piece of paper you put in exotic dancers' G-strings
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Tue June 19, 2018
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
You ever just wake up and say to yourself, "Self, I'd really like to overturn a boat full of homosexuals in the ocean." Well, no, of course you haven't because you're not an asshole bigot like Chuck Pierce
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Get out your shoes and find a nice piece of poster board. We're marching again
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Mon June 18, 2018
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
The best obituary of the year. Written by Mike Godwin. For hippie-era AND internet-era icon J. P. Barlow. Cool tag goes supernova leaving a dense herotronium core
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Finland is the happiest place in the world according to the 2018 World Happiness Report, unless you're Finnish
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Sun June 17, 2018
(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Could Detroit make a comeback? Ford thinks so and just bought the historic Michigan Central Depot, which will be the centerpiece of their new mega project
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Sat June 16, 2018
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
A county in the North Georgia mountains is bracing for a hippie influx
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Thu June 14, 2018
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Piers Morgan just learned about Fortnight addiction and decided to blame all parents everywhere
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Mon June 11, 2018
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
"Secrets, spies, and useful idiots" Australia's 4 Corners investigative news deep dives into Trump-Russia. Today's episode features Carter Page and Flippopotamus
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Sun June 10, 2018
(C|Net)
 
 
 
The good news is that iPhones may be getting cheaper this year. The bad news is that Siri is definitely getting creepier ... and the trend is only going to get worse
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Sat June 09, 2018
(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
"Slice of 'stolen' pizza leads to discovery of adorable stray puppies in East Palo Alto"
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Fri June 08, 2018
(USA Today)
 
 
 
"Actually the baker in Supreme Court Masterpiece ruling lost, it only looked like he won"
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Senate Judiciary Committee may have stumbled upon a missing piece of the Russia puzzle. And we're kicking it old school, back to the Jack Abramoff days
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Thu June 07, 2018
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
All town's residents called to inquest into missing man. All 12 of them. Bonus Fark: the town has been beset by feuds and bad blood for years
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Wed June 06, 2018
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Pruitt toady insults reporter as "piece of trash"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Ugly ass welfare recipients plan on having copious amounts of unprotected sex in order to produce even more ugly ass welfare recipients
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(Fark)
 
 
 
"There is no writer's block in a newsroom. There's only unemployment block."--Carl Hiaasen. On the other hand, nothing inspires creativity in fiction quite like writing a resume. This is your Fark Writer's Thread, 'Get A Job You Hippie' edition
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Tue June 05, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Decorated WWII vet and Purple Heart recipient says that if combat taught him anything, it's that the only beach worth landing on is "decorated with beautiful, seminude girls tanning in a tranquil sun." And that's where he spent the rest of his days
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
"Kate Spade hanging in a closet" is not just a description of some yuppie's wardrobe anymore
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Mon June 04, 2018
(NHL)
 
 
 
Johnny Sex Cup Finals Act IV: The Rebondaging? Will Vegas head home tied at 2 games apiece? Will Washington take a 3-1 series lead in an attempt to make their inevitable collapse even more spectacular? Knights/Caps @ 8pm ET. FARK CANCER & AIR HORNS
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Sat June 02, 2018
(KWQC Quad Cities)
 
 
 
Who the hell has a festival dedicated to rhubarb, the most disgusting vegetable known to man? Oh, yes, the midwest
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
What is a piece of pop culture that makes you cry, even though it doesn't deserve it?
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Fri June 01, 2018
(UFC)
 
 
 
Friday Night MMA: UFC Fight Night 131, Jimmy Rivera vs Marlon Moraes, Gregor Gillespie vs Vinc Pichel. Fight Pass prelims at 6:30 PM ET, Fox Sports 1 prelims at 8 PM ET, FS1 main card at 10 PM ET
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(Metro)
 
 
 
It's Fish Fryday in the UK, here's how to make the perfect fish and chips at home according to the best chippies around the country
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Thu May 31, 2018
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Trump allies don't see Trump as playing three dimensional chess with Dinesh D'Souza pardon, "more often than not he's just eating the pieces"
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Dog named Atari to get behavior training after being run over by police, burying millions of copies of E.T. in the desert
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
This is why you spend the extra $20 to get the cross-cut model, people: The DOJ is currently piecing back together a number of documents found in Michael Cohen's office shredder, which was also seized during the raid
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Wed May 30, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump signs bill allowing terminally ill patients to try therapies or drugs that aren't FDA- approved ye--Wait, he did something RIGHT?
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(NHL)
 
 
 
Where better than Sin City to host james 2 of the Johnny Sex Cup final? Giggity? If it's as good as james 1, hells yea.. Shush Pierre, let's do that hockey.. 8pm ET on NBCSN & CBC
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(WGNO)
 
 
 
All-star identity thief copies LinkedIn resume, lands six-figure job, GETS PROMOTED five months later. Since you're reading this on Fark....
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Tue May 29, 2018
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
It's neither Woofday nor Caturday but this is an awesome combo with firemen, paramedics, puppies and kitties
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Mon May 28, 2018
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Anyone here familiar with the Star Wars Death Star? eBay is auctioning a piece of it
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Sun May 27, 2018
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
German amusement park tries to counter Disneyland's "The Happiest Place on Earth" claim. Fark: As "The Most On-Fire Place on Earth". Many guests had to evacuate. Also, people had to leave the park
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Tue May 22, 2018
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
"We're in Venezuela" says A) your tour guide. 2) Your pilot. Or iii) your FBI agents upon learning that Trump is dumb enough to think he was being spied on and not investigated for crimes against America
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"The mainstream media are the lap dogs of the deep state and a propaganda arm of the left." There are opinion pieces, and then there's this
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Mon May 21, 2018
(NHL)
 
 
 
Johnny Sex Cup ECF Game 6. From down 0-2 to up 3-2, Tampa looks to serve up a round of the Ovechkin cocktail. We'll need the Caps to not play like the Caps to get a game 7. Bolts/Caps @ 8pm ET. Go goonjuice, mute air horns/Pierre, & fark cancer
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Sat May 19, 2018
(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
Who is happier, rural or city folk?
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Thu May 17, 2018
(Splinter News)
 
 
 
Federal judge to ICE: Stop lying about DACA recipients
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Sanders is back, although there is so little to talk about now that there is peace in the Middle East and Trump has declared no collusion in the Russia probe. Maybe they'll just share pie recipes at today's White House Press Briefing. 1:00 EDT
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Are ignorant yokels, backwater hicks, and small town rubes happier than hip, sophisticated, culturally aware urbanites? New research says yes
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Wed May 16, 2018
(WCTV Tallahassee)
 
 
 
Deputies rescue two puppies and a kitten from a sinkhole. Your move, ducklings
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(NHL)
 
 
 
WCF Game 3 in the quest for Lord Stanley's Cup. Tied at 1 game apiece, which team has done the upkeep on their winning form? Will the Jets bust the dam wide open or will the Knights chastise them on the bounce? Winnipeg/Vegas @ 9pm ET. SUP, FC, ETC
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Tue May 15, 2018
(Today)
 
 
 
Puppies reach peak cuteness at eight-weeks of age. Here comes the cute science
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Mon May 14, 2018
(NHL)
 
 
 
Go west, young Johnny Sex. Will the Knights triumph or will they get another limb lopped off? Will the Jets continue to fly high or morph into an F-35? Vegas/Winnipeg @ 8pm ET. Pierre approaches, fetchez la vache and prepare to taunt him a 2nd time
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Sun May 13, 2018
(Pulse (Nigeria))
 
 
 
Come on down to 'The McDonald's of the Philippines'. Subby put this in the geek tab as a tribute to the profession
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Sat May 12, 2018
(NASCAR)
 
 
 
It's time for some night racing. Matt Kenseth is ready to log some laps in the back of the pack in the 6 car in the Monster Energy NASCAR Cup Series KC Masterpiece 400 at Kansas Speedway. 8pm ET on FS1
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(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
AJ and Dash take the Friendship 6 on a teamwork learning field trip. Will egos collide? Will any of them survive? Will there be pie? Find out on My Little Pony - Non-Compete Clause this Saturday on Discovery Family at 11:30am ET
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Scientists to use Neanderthal DNA to grow mini-brains so that they can learn the differences between Neanderthal and Homo Sapien. They are currently using Republican midterm candidates and alt-right guys to approximate the same thing
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Fri May 11, 2018
(Huck Magazine)
 
 
 
The last days of Venice Beach: a bohemian paradise for freaks, hippies and bodybuilders (photos)
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Thu May 10, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
A 4 spot today. City chasing history against Brighton, Foxes sleepwalking vs Gunners, Chelsea fighting for the top four vs Huddersfield and Spurs being Spurs against the Magpies. Also the end of the Pratchett Shield semifinal. Kick-off at 2:45 EDT
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Wed May 09, 2018
(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Will anyone have the stones to publically call out this piece of garbage? Could there possibly be relevent testimony from a victim? This is YOUR Gina Haspel (POS-Torturer) nomination hearing thread (LGT C-SPAN @ roughly 09:30 AM EDT)
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Tue May 08, 2018
(Politico)
 
 
 
Spokeswoman for the First Lady: Oh sure, everybody loved this pamphlet when OBAMA's FTC put it out in 2014, but the minute MELANIA puts it out, the "opposition media" is all "plagiarism" this and "copied word for word" that, SHEESH
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(Scientific American)
 
 
 
Have you ever wondered how an HIV Virion actually enters, hijacks a cell, and produces copies? Well, here's a terrifying video
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Sat May 05, 2018
(NHL)
 
 
 
2 series tied 2-2. One exciting Saturday night. Who will break the ties between the Penguins-Capitals and the Jets-Predators? Will both series require a refill of goon juice? The puck drops at 7pm ET on NBCSN. SHUT UP PIERRE
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Fri May 04, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
You can now get pizza delivered from JFK to LAX for $12 to $15 from May 11 to May 13. Use JetBlue's "Pie in the Sky" service (not a joke) and if it works out, we're never doing it again. Who thought of this dumb idea?
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Thu May 03, 2018
(1190 KEX Portland)
 
 
 
Good news everyone: consumption of afterbirth and placenta isn't just for hippies and sneaky dogs anymore
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(BET)
 
 
 
Opinion piece: Camille Cosby deserves side-eye for her hypocrisy and damage control moves. (Looks at source) WHOA
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(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
If you bought some raw ground beef recently and found blue, hard plastic pieces in it, you might not want to put that on the grill. Just sayin'
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Wed May 02, 2018
(Trek Movie)
 
 
 
Commander Riker beams on board Discovery Season Two with some damn fine pie
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
New at IKEA: three-piece suits that come with an allen key and a set of instructions to build yourself
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Tory candidate who doesn't understand how bacon works posts photo of a piece of bacon on door handle "to protect your house from terrorism"
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Tue May 01, 2018
(TSN)
 
 
 
No NHL Playoff thread yet? Well here you go: WSH/PIT @ 7:30 pm ET & NSH/WPG @ 8pm ET ... crap, we'll probably be done by midnight even with OTs. Anyway, Shut Up Pierre, Fark Cancer, Soon, and other over used memes. See you in a few hours
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(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Hey, remember that time Dennis Rodman and Dane Cook teamed up to save the world as spies? Let's all suffer together and recall this strange moment in movie history
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Mon April 30, 2018
(Pop Matters)
 
 
 
Can we recognize a superhero if they're not wearing spandex and a codpiece?
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Sun April 29, 2018
(Jon McNaughton)
 
 
 
Grace your home with Jon McNaughton's newest masterpiece, in which noted fisherman in a 3-piece suit, Donald J. Trump, teaches an SJW to fish
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Sat April 28, 2018
(NHL)
 
 
 
The Bruins and Lightning start their series, while the Knights are hoping to kick the Sharks while they are down in Game 2. The puck drops at 3pm ET on NBC. SHUT UP PIERRE
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Fri April 27, 2018
(The Stack)
 
 
 
Uber's crazy rich Chinese competitor has moved out of Asia for the first time and is trying to beat Uber in Mexico. Interesting piece on how they might do it
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Thu April 26, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
At the height of the California gold rush, the Mint pressed up to 300 $5 gold pieces and only three were known to exist today, until now
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(NHL)
 
 
 
Stanley Cup Playoffs, Round 2, FIGHT. Do the Caps have a prayer against the Pens? No, next question. Will it be Sharks in 6 against the Golden Knights? It's always Sharks in 6. Pucks @ 7pm & 10pm ET. SHUT UP, PIERRE. I'M LISTENING TO THE FARKING SONG
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
"In 1985, a group of Washington women hit back at the 'offensive' lyrics of some of pop's biggest names. Now their 'parental advisory' meddling - and the 15 tracks they initially targeted - have been turned into a riotous piece of musical revenge"
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
I-95 construction sign: My daddy works here. Florida Woman: Let's see if this thing can do 110 (with pierced-lip mugshot)
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Those Russian "diplomats" that were sent back to Moscow? They were really spies tracking Russian defectors in America, presumably because their lives were at risk from accidents resulting from their Russian heritage
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
♬ Bye bye Miss American Pie. I got a hot model girlfriend and that's no lie. She'll be with me till the day that I die, which will likely be a week from Fri ♫
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Wed April 25, 2018
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
James Comey's tell-all memoir sells 600,000 copies in its first week, which is roughly one for every lie Trump has uttered since taking office
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(Adweek)
 
 
 
Tech industry realizes you lusers don't like being called a user, believes you will feel happier if they call you a consumer, or perhaps even a customer. Well, I feel empowered
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Mon April 23, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
We all know sausages are made from bits and pieces of an animal but here's a manufacturer who is more honest and graphic about where the meat comes from and he's not assing about
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Sun April 22, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Lumpy's life just got a whole lot lumpier. Can we say HUD loans, Ben Carson, $5Million
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Melania yucks it up with Barack just to piss off Donnie. She looks happier than she has in the last two years - and she's at a funeral
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Thu April 19, 2018
(NHL)
 
 
 
Only two games tonight thanks to Excalibroom. Both series are 2-1, will there be bondage or will there be The Dreaded Two Game Lead? Why not both? Bruins/Leafs @ 7pm ET & Capitals/Blue Jackets @ 7:30pm ET. Go goonjuice; shut up, Pierre; fark cancer
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Bored by shows about boiling kidney pies with offal gravy and spotted dicks? Check out the awesome if slightly wacky world of Asian cooking shows on NetFlix
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Dick's sporting goods destroys all the guns they pulled from their shelves. Which makes it the only item in a sporting goods store ever to be willfully smashed to pieces that wasn't a golf club
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Wed April 18, 2018
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Here are the happiest countries in the world. Apparently living in a cold area makes you happy
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Tue April 17, 2018
(NHL)
 
 
 
Will Ovechkin finally replace the batteries in his controller or rage-quit? Will there be a Hockey Rapture in Jets/Wild? Will the Golden Knights dethrone the Kings? Will someone duct tape Pierre's mouth shut? Pucks drop @ 7:30, 8:00 & 10:30pm ET
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Blaine Boyer of the Kansas City Royals earned the tag after helping the driver who was injured by a flying piece of ice on their team bus
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Judge: The US Government needs to turn over copies of all seized evidence so that Mr. Cohen's legal team can determine what might be privil... Cohen team: ALL OF IT *coughs* um....We're thinking all of it is privileged, Your Honor. Let's go with that
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
MLB power rankings for week 3 see the Mets crack the top five. Also, the Angels and Indians both moved up four slots apiece within the top 10. The Red Sox move to number one while the Astros drop to number two
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Mon April 16, 2018
(Indy100)
 
 
 
"Murray was on The Death March west from Birkenau as Russian soldiers advanced from the east. He was tired, cold, and hungry. He saw something in the air, descending towards him. It hit him in the chest, and he caught it. A 2-lb piece of roast beef"
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Front page news in the UK today involves an older couple outraged they can't buy meat pies before 9AM at their favorite grocer
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Sat April 14, 2018
(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
If this were a piece by the Onion, it would be brilliant satire, but it looks like the New Yorker really is having an existential crisis over Chick-fil-A and it is hilarious
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(WBAY Green Bay)
 
 
 
Here, I have a bridge to sell you. No, I really do have a piece of bridge to sell you
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Fri April 13, 2018
(NHL)
 
 
 
Will Philly be able to hold the Pens to 6? How many episodes of "NCIS: LA" will Jets/Wild preempt on USA? Who will have a sudden but inevitable betrayal on tonight's "Game of Knights?" What new ways can we tell Pierre to shut up? Puck drops @ 7pm ET
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Thu April 12, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
11 senators to the FCC Chair: We feel that Sinclair Broadcasting's "must run" pieces are distorting the local news and violate FCC standards and request you open an investigation. Pai: nahhh they're all good bro, no need to check
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(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
California a step closer to splitting into three pieces (with maybe one part falling into the ocean) as billionaire gets enough signatures to trigger vote
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Trump administration considering a plan that would allow states to require certain food stamp recipients to undergo drug testing. Drug testing for people receiving tax dollar benefits? OK. How about drug testing for all elected officials?
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(HelenaIR.com)
 
 
 
One moment you're asleep, the next you're in a snowbank and your trailer is in a million pieces
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Wed April 11, 2018
(South Bend Tribune)
 
 
 
"Initially, Block denied the allegations. But when shown 150 pieces of the recovered mail, he stated 'looks like I'm going to jail,' court records say"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump seems to have attended the Al Capone School of Business Management: After "Elliot" Mueller stages a devastating raid on his mouthpiece's office, Trump is having dinner with his underbosses in Congress. Maybe he'll talk about his enthusiasms
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Reporter obtains copies from the court clerk of documents related to a 20-year history of tire failures. Goodyear responds by a) coming clean, b) stonewalling, or c) asking a judge to personally tell the reporter not to publish because reasons
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Tue April 10, 2018
(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
Funeral pie, funeral potatoes, funeral ham. Gotta eat something after a funeral to soak up all that scotch. What's your funeral food go-to
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(Some Burning Guy)
 
 
 
Burning Man founder Larry Harvey suffers massive stroke, unfortunately not from a stoned hippie chick
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Fri April 06, 2018
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Susan Anspach has died at 75. Hearts everywhere are broken into five easy pieces
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Wed April 04, 2018
(IGN)
 
 
 
Steven Spielberg says that Indiana Jones 5 will be then 77-year-old Harrison Ford's last but the series could continue with a new female lead called Indiana "Joans"
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Van Morrison, gangsters, hippies, and session musicians- The story of Astral Weeks - 50 years on
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Tue April 03, 2018
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
'Stranger Things' sued for plagiarism. No, not by Steven Spielberg
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Mon April 02, 2018
(Komo)
 
 
 
After his Executive Order revoking protections for DACA recipients, and the Republicans refusing debate on the issue, Trump still thinks that there was a "deal" on the table
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Sun April 01, 2018
(WISTV)
 
 
 
Just remember, Disney is the happiest place on earth. Unless you're 24 weeks pregnant and get thrown off their cruise ship, and raise your voice. Then, you meet Disney security, who apparently are armed with M4's for some reason
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Nostalgia trip Ready Player One is #1 with $53 million (updated), Spielberg successfully ditching the book's misogyny. Acrimony is #2 with $16 million, Black Panther digging its claws for #3 and $11 million as Pacific Rim 2 slides to #5 with $9.5 million
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Sat March 31, 2018
(NHL)
 
 
 
Eight days 'til playoffs, still 13 teams gunning for 9 spots. Nine of those teams play today and two teams already locked in play in a potential Stanley Cup preview. 1st puck drop @ 1pm EDT. Stop laughing, I did say potential. Pierre, you shut up, too
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Thu March 29, 2018
(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Men caught dropping off bathtub, bags of ice at restaurant. Stay away from the kidney pie until this thing is cleared up
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Norway is among the happiest countries in the world, and marriage there is quite different compared to the rest of the world
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Wed March 28, 2018
(USA Today)
 
 
 
All of Spielberg's movies ranked from worst to best. Someone finally appreciates 1941
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
CNN host quotes the Bible at evangelical Rick Santorum and calls out his complete hypocrisy for continuing to claim piety while supporting Trump and his profound lack of morals or ethics
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(SB Nation)
 
 
 
Hue Jackson keeps comparing people to the Pied Piper, The Wolverine
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Tue March 27, 2018
(NBC News)
 
 
 
NBC stocks up on red yarn and a lifetime supply of copies from Kinko's
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
New Zealand won't be kicking out any Russian spies
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Mon March 26, 2018
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
NYT wants Farkers to submit their best graphical opinion pieces. Show us before you submit
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Sun March 25, 2018
(WTHR Indianapolis)
 
 
 
Carmel-by-the-corn gets into pissing match with AirBnB and State House over new laws with extra HOA goodness. Yuppies, HOAs, and politicians; it's a Fark trifecta all in one headline
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Sat March 24, 2018
(Film School Rejects)
 
 
 
Steven Spielberg: "Netflix movies shouldn't get Oscars, because they don't play in theaters." World: "What's a theater?"
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(NHL)
 
 
 
12, 12 NHL games today, ah ha ha ha ha. Only two hockey Saturdays left in the regular season, so every game is important. Except for the ones that aren't, you know who you are. First faceoff @ 3pm ET. STIFLE YOURSELF, PIERRE
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Fri March 23, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Cardi B posts an Instagram video complaining about her taxes. The Washington Post responds with detailed calculations, illustrations, and pie charts
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Americans are unhappier than ever. Here is how we can fix it so we can all have happy, smiley faces again
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
It's national puppy day, so show us those puppies. Big puppies, little puppies, sweater puppies, let's see 'em
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump threatens to veto spending bill meant to avert another government shutdown, because the Democrats forgot to address the problem facing those poor DACA recipients whom he threw into limbo by removing DACA protections
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Wed March 21, 2018
(Daily Voice)
 
 
 
Couple caught with 7 pounds of heroin, 2+ pounds of cocaine, $40k in cash and judging by wife's eyebrows, a case or two of Sharpies
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Halsey discusses battle against endometriosis, collaboration with Uncle Albert, and the butter pie
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Tue March 20, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Black Lightning, as Jefferson works to clear Black Lightning's name. The Pierce family has a meeting to break a long held CW tradition. (CW 9ET)
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Or at least killing and eating the bull that broke your non-pitching elbow makes you happier
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Mon March 19, 2018
(Medium)
 
 
 
Savannah greets Mike Pence with rainbows and puppies. Just kidding about the puppies
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(Earther)
 
 
 
Western Governors announce list of 50 worst invasive species in the American West. List fails without Homo sapiens
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
72-year-old "American Pie" singer Don McLean's levee isn't dry - he's dating a model 48 years younger than him
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
And the last pieces Mueller needs to link Putin to Trump are falling into place: Cambridge Analytica whistleblower says they "met with Corey Lewandowski in 2015, before Trump declared". Now, if Mueller can just somehow link in Kevin Bacon, he wins
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"How are we gonna get the multi-tonne pieces of junk out of space?" Airbus-"Hey, check out our new space harpoon"
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Bilionaire thinks you wont be happier if you had double what you own right now, well I'm willing to be proven wrong Bring it mister moneybags man
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