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Wed April 14, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Making TikTok videos holding bags of liposuctioned human fat while dancing? Yep, that's going to get your medical license suspended, Dr. Brazil
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Tue April 13, 2021
(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
You may not have to actually 'trip' to get psilocybin's antidepressant-like benefits, but why bother?
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Austria's Health Minister quits the band, claiming "exhaustion." Which is actually pretty cool of the guy because the next one can now use "creative differences"
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Mon April 12, 2021
(CP24 Toronto)
 
 
 
Ontario Premier Doug Ford is going to make an announcement today concerning the Canadian Covid surge. But based on the picture of Ford used in this article, perhaps we should be more concerned that aliens who have taken over his body might have something to say
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Mon April 05, 2021
(National Review)
 
 
 
Arkansas governor decides healthcare decisions for transgender care are between patient and doctor, not the state
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Fri April 02, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
Today's Slatesplanation: How Marjorie Taylor Greene's workout video proves she's even dumber than we thought
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Thu April 01, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
What's scarier - that people are still taking hydroxychloroquine for covid even after it's been proven to be ineffective and potentially dangerous, or that some MDs are willingly still prescribing it?
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Wed March 31, 2021
(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Florida Botox 'doctor' drank Four Loko and champagne during consultations
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Fri March 26, 2021
(Metro)
 
 
 
Man realizes he's still stabbed a year after he was stabbed
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Wed March 24, 2021
(High Times)
 
 
 
In the butt, Bob Marley
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Mon March 15, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Surgeons engage in "Price Is Right" style game of guessing weight of patients' organs they've just removed without going over. Guess weight exactly and you win both kidneys
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Fri March 12, 2021
(BBC)
 
 
 
Wheels come off as ex-British Cycling and Team Sky chief doctor guilty of doping
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Florida man offers injections in his apartment: cosmetic and hot beef
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Wed March 10, 2021
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Service guarantees stickinship. Would you like to know more?
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Thu March 04, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Russian MMA fighter dubbed "Popeye" says he now regrets injecting petroleum jelly into his arms to make himself look like he does (w/video)
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Wed March 03, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Making sexual comments about subordinates, drinking on the job, taking Ambien and creating a hostile work environment while in the White House. Donald Trump or his physician, Ronny Jackson?
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Fri February 26, 2021
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
How to get rich
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Wed February 24, 2021
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
My daughter is becoming more erratic and violent, especially towards me and my 94 year old mother. What should I do?
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Tue February 23, 2021
(ABC 30 Fresno)
 
 
 
Patron saint of virgins, girls and chastity sued for malpractice
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Mon February 22, 2021
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Pediatric bone cancer survivor and current physician assistant Hayley Arceneaux named as passenger on SpaceX's first private spaceflight, scheduled late this year
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Fri February 19, 2021
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Republican Governor to Covidiot in legislature: "I've said fark you, here's the strong letter that follows"
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Sat February 13, 2021
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The unlikeliest pandemic success story: How Bhutan, a country with only 337 physicians, used 21-day quarantines and extreme contact tracing to limit its coronavirus death toll to 1
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Thu February 11, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Breaking news, breaking news - the Gorilla Glue Hairdo has been surgically removed. Now, we return you to your regular programming
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Tue February 09, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
"Rhiley Morrison ate the small magnetic balls to see if metal objects would stick to his stomach and to see how they looked when he pooped them out"
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Peanut allergies affect even more U.S. adults than children. Well, yeah - do adults today grow up into kids? DON'T ANSWER THAT
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Mon February 08, 2021
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Hackers are real pains in the butt
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(The Lily)
 
 
 
What's better: being a man and dying from COVID, or being a woman and ending up a long-hauler?
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Fri February 05, 2021
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Add 'significantly increased risk of dying after a heart attack' to your list of post-covid fun stuff
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Sergey Maximishin, the doctor who saved the life of ⁦Alexey Navalny, has ⁩ suddenly died at the age of 55. Yeah, "Suddenly"
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Thu February 04, 2021
(Ka-boom)
 
 
 
Short seller Hindenburg Research, fresh off of blowing up Nikola Motor, lights the fuse under Clover Health
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Mon February 01, 2021
(Metro)
 
 
 
If you've been reluctant to get an anal COVID swab for fear of walking like a penguin afterwards, there's good news
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Tue January 26, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Biden replaces former White House doctor, whose only specialty was cranio-rectal insertions, with a real medical professional
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Biden replaces former White House doctor, whose only specialty was cranio-rectal insertions, with a real medical professional
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Sun January 24, 2021
(Apple)
 
 
 
Sorry, guys: your new iPhone 12 ought to be kept 6"-12" away from your pacemaker/defibrillator, which just happens to be next to your dress shirt pocket
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Sat January 23, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Double high-five
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Tue January 19, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Germans? Forget it, they're mutating
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(Irish Mirror)
 
 
 
Irish hospital staff makes sure man dying of Covid gets one last pint of Guinness before he goes to the big brewery in the sky
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Sat January 16, 2021
(Some Superspreader)
 
 
 
RI doctor who once paid to have a mural painted of the city mayor wearing a crown while on the toilet, rather than pay to demolish a dilapidated building he owned, may have deliberately given COVID to his patients and all his staff
 
Thu January 14, 2021
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Dear Abby, My youngest out of state son has a new lady friend and now ignores me to spend time with her in a place called Pound Town. What do?
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(Nature)
 
 
 
In 1847 as a prank male students voted to allow Elizabeth Blackwell into med school. She became the first woman to receive a medical degree in the US and a decade later, she and her sister Emily were running their own hospital
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Wed January 13, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
UK doctors remove a battery lodged in a baby's throat for four months. Like the battery, parents were not charged
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Tue January 12, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Second Democratic official tests positive for Covid-19 after being sheltered with Republicans who cruelly refused to wear masks during the siege
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Mon January 11, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Madrid does its best impression of Buffalo, with disastrous results
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Sun January 10, 2021
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Every US Representative has been notified of Covid-19 exposure after Republicans refused to wear masks in the bunker
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(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
They were all in love with dyin', they were doing it in Texas
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Sat January 09, 2021
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Donating your body to science? We don't want it
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Wed January 06, 2021
(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Most people don't like spending more time than they have to in hospitals, then there's this Chinese family of squatters who have lived in one for six years until recently
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Tue January 05, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Doctors: she's dead. Also Doctors: well, this is slightly embarrassing
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Sun January 03, 2021
(Good Morning America)
 
 
 
Oncology doctor closes his clinic and retires after 30 years, simultaneously retiring the $650,000 debt owed to him by his patients
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Sat January 02, 2021
(Tampa Bay Times)
 
 
 
Florida Man just can't stop being a Florida Man even after serving time for being a Florida Man
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(KBZK Bozeman)
 
 
 
♬ Moving to Montana soon ♬ Gonna be a recreational marijuana tycoon ♬
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Wed December 30, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Some long-haul covid patients have been in and out of the hospital so much they should be getting volume discounts
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Mon December 28, 2020
(The Intercept)
 
 
 
Trump administration uses HIPAA to suppress photography of the pandemic
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Book about anthropodermic bibliopegy will make you drop it and wipe your hands on your pants when you find out what that means
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Sun December 27, 2020
(Eat This Not That)
 
 
 
The seven DANGEROUS side effects...including dry mouth and hunger. Yes, they actually list those. As opposed to those Rx that have an entire sheet that comes with the medication. Beware the DANGEROUS green weed
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Sat December 26, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
The children are going on strike...wait, no...my mistake, seems the children are having strokes
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Thu December 24, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Hackers threaten to release pictures of Princess Vespa's original nose, demand the code to open planet Druidia's airlock
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Meet Dogtor Loki, Healing Helper
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Crazy people walkin' round with blood in their eyes. All Fauci wants to do is dance, dance, dance. Wild-eyed anti-maskers who ain't afraid to die, All Fauci wants to do is, all Fauci wants to do is dance
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Crazy people walkin' round with blood in their eyes. All Fauci wants to do is dance, dance, dance. Wild-eyed anti-maskers who ain't afraid to die, All Fauci wants to do is, all Fauci wants to do is dance
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Finally, an answer to one of the unanswered questions of life
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Fri December 18, 2020
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Pelosi, McConnell to get Covid-19 vaccine, in spite of the fact that the virus is scared of both of them already
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Thu December 17, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
How to explain to your plague rat extended family that you won't be seeing them this Christmas
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