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headlines found matching 'Physician'
Fri March 24, 2023
(Herald Journal News)
 
  
 
 If you're into butt stuff, then Logan, Utah is the place for you. Also, they have a new display for Colon Cancer Awareness Month
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Thu March 23, 2023
(BBC-US)
 
  
 
 Doctor suspended for dishonesty. More than fibbing, less than perfidy, about the same as mooching. Shame on you, Dr Ip
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Wed March 22, 2023
(The Daily Beast)
 
  
 
 The $100 million diversity fund Spotify set up to apologize for Joe Rogan has mostly remained in the company's diverse bank accounts
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Tue March 21, 2023
(The Register)
 
  
 
 AI plans to listen in on your doctors conversations and then gossip about you afterward
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Mon March 20, 2023
(C|Net)
 
  
 
 Someone tried a few different varieties of plant-based bacon and ranked them from worst to worst
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Fri March 17, 2023
(CNBC)
 
  
 
 Financial advisors say it's time to stress-test your income as physicians heal themselves
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Wed March 15, 2023
(CTV News)
 
  
 
 I don't smoke Dr. Orva : It's tobacco It's one of the healthiest things for your body
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Thu March 09, 2023
(AsiaOne)
 
  
 
 Dr Bobby Stryker was just making a house call when a nosy stranger called the cops on him, assuming he was a trespasser. "No ill feelings. It kind of ended amicably... we proverbially kissed and made up"
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Tue March 07, 2023
(Straits Times)
 
  
 
 Sometimes the original headline understates things by just a little bit. "Not forbidden for anaesthetists to leave surgery to take phone call but surgeons prefer those who don't". As do the patients, their next of kin, the hospital lawyers, everybody
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Fri February 10, 2023
(Ars Technica)
 
  
 
 Conservative doctors are just as stupid as any other conservative. Pick your doctors wisely
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Mon February 06, 2023
(Guardian)
 
  
 
 Scientists implement bad 1950s movie cliché
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Wed January 18, 2023
(Axios)
 
  
 
 "Please state nature of the medical emergency. Side note: have you seen Sarah Connor?"
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Sat January 14, 2023
(Metro)
 
  
 
 Being an NHS worker in the UK is torture
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Tue January 10, 2023
(Medical Xpress)
 
  
 
 Over 1/3 of mobility specialists are ready to move on
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(WKBN Youngstown)
 
  
 
 Now that's an oddly specific kink; aren't you worried about papercuts?
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Mon January 09, 2023
(IMDB)
 
  
 
 Paging Dr. Song and all leapers: Ben leaps into a medical resident in a Seattle hospital and Addison reveals Ben's complicated mission, finally. All tonight on S1 E10 of Quantum Leap tonight at 10 PM EST on NBC
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(All Recipes)
 
  
 
 Making a dessert that calls for rum - which one should I use? Link goes to recipe
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Mon January 02, 2023
(WPBF West Palm Beach)
 
  
 
 They call me Doctor Love. I got the cure you're thinking of
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Thu December 29, 2022
(Oddity Central)
 
  
 
 Some like to think of the Swiss as being at the forefront of modern medicine, sadly their hospitals still use a Medieval prayer called 'The Secret' to prevent patients from bleeding
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Wed December 28, 2022
(CNN)
 
  
 
 Ariana Grande continues to be Manchester's favorite daughter
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(NBC Bay Area)
 
  
 
 Do you take over the counter medicine when you have a cold? Ha ha sucker
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Fri December 23, 2022
(Daily Star)
 
  
 
 You'd be fuming too if a doctor 'played Russian Roulette' with your penis and unnecessarily amputated it. Just sayin' (possible nsfw content on page)
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Mon December 19, 2022
(Des Moines Register)
 
  
 
 She should have seen this coming
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Sun December 18, 2022
(KWQC Quad Cities)
 
  
 
 Boy desperately needs life-saving reconstructive surgery on leg and groin to open up blood flow. A plastic surgeon is the only doctor who can perform this procedure on pediatric patients. What could possibly be the problem?
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(Some Guy)
 
  
 
 Eating more and moving less is the new eating less and moving more
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(AL.com)
 
  
 
 Asking doctors for medical advice at parties, social gathers considered rude, ignorable. Emailing doctors for medical advice now billable. "We found ourselves as physicians getting dozens and dozens of these [emails] a day"
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Thu December 15, 2022
(Fox News)
 
  
 
 I mean sure, there's no evidence for such a claim, but it scratches our racist itch, plays into our xenophobia, and will grab headlines for a few hours
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(Phys Org2)
 
  
 
 Skynet is in your vet's office and its algorithm is behaving rather cat-like
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Tue December 13, 2022
(Medical Xpress)
 
  
 
 Physicians discuss strategies for managing chronic insomnia beginning with new guidelines in really really long boring book with no pictures
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(NPR)
 
  
 
 New doctors avoiding infectious disease specialties like the plague
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Fri December 09, 2022
(CNBC)
 
  
 
 Most stressful job in the US requires dealing with a bunch of pricks, but at least it pays well
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Thu December 08, 2022
(The Mainichi (Japan))
 
  
 
 Nagasaki hospital suspends oral care department after dentists botch three different wisdom teeth procedures in three years. Director vows to dig into root of problem, which given this crew makes it seem like recipe for more pain
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(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
  
 
 Today, Missouri becomes the Toke Me State
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(AL.com)
 
  
 
 Doctor who asked 17-year-old patient if he could be her sugar daddy discovers he wasn't really communicating with his underage patient
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Wed December 07, 2022
(Insider)
 
  
 
 Surgeon looks at 7 clitorises which is pretty good rate considering he's slept with 50 women
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Thu December 01, 2022
(National Post)
 
  
 
 Canadian astronauts are less like Sulu and Ro and more like Bashir and that smug hologram. Newfoundland Neelix apologizes
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Wed November 30, 2022
(CNN)
 
  
 
 We are running out of antibiotics and other life saving medications and "there is neither a stated reason for, nor an anticipated resolution." Stay healthy my friends
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Tue November 29, 2022
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
  
 
 When you decide you need some change in your life, there are better ways to do it than this
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Mon November 28, 2022
(NPR)
 
  
 
 Man has cataract surgery and comes out with a head wound. Then gets the bill. He didn't see that one coming
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(CBS News)
 
  
 
 Of course your dog loves you. You give him steak on the reg, right? RIGHT?
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Sat November 26, 2022
(MSN)
 
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 Doctors admit to faking the COVID outbreak to manipulate government and military
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