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Mon July 13, 2020
(TMZ)
 
 
 
TikTok Hype House's Thomas Petrou says he will migrate if U.S bans app. Subby doesn't know words now
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Sun July 12, 2020
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
How to win the most cutthroat competition of all: family game night
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Like toothpaste and orange juice, Minty Maniacs and O'Rangers have left a bad taste in their competitors' mouths by sweeping all four ML2020 events to date. Perhaps the Long Jump will cleanse the palate. 4:15 ET/1:15 PT, it's Jelle's Marble Runs
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Sat July 11, 2020
(UFC)
 
 
 
Saturday Night MMA: UFC 251 from Fight Island with three title fights. Kamaru Usman vs Jorge Masvidal, Alexander Volkanovski vs Max Holloway II, Petr Yan vs Jose Aldo. Fight Pass prelims at 6 PM ET, ESPN Prelims at 8 PM ET, PPV Main card at 10 PM ET
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Fri July 10, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Google bans ads for their competition
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Thu July 09, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Judge Sullivan: hmmm, you know, we have a few treasonweasels on this court, so let's have the entire circuit court review the Flynn mandamus petition. Six votes stand between justice and treason
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
One-of-a-kind photos of shelter dogs will help them get adopted, make your day a little woofier
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Wed July 08, 2020
(Laughing Squid)
 
 
 
Pup, bunneh and lil guinea, living together in perfect harmony
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(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
Reba the Hen goes on a road trip and makes it home in time for...do we have a day for chickens?
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Sentient bowtie's meat puppet Tucker Carlson reveals the shocking truth: wearing masks to prevent infection "has no basis of any kind in science". Somebody tell the doctors, nurses, and hospitals, because they're wasting literally billions of dollars
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Tue July 07, 2020
(Inforum)
 
 
 
The first trumpet of the apocalypse has sounded...in Fargo, ND
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Celebrate Ringo Starr's 80th birthday with appearances by Paul McCartney, Dave Grohl, Sheryl Crow, Elvis Costello, Peter Frampton and many more
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
White House adviser Peter Navarro on Trump's refusal to wear masks:"There's nothing more to squeeze from that orange." Subby is not sure that President Trump likes to be referred to as that
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
If you lost your head in St. Petersburg this morning, the police have it
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Peter Navarro proves that drinking before going on TV is a bad idea
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
"Arresting officers say they found a bottle of vodka and a block of Subway cheese in Peters' pockets"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Republican National Convention attendees will be tested every day for coronavirus, human-equivalent level of mental competency, self-tanner
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Fox News trumpets Trump's claim we now have to "live with" Coronavirus
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Mon July 06, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"The incident is under investigation and the final report will be forwarded to the Monroe County Prosecutor's Office upon completion." Guess the color of the perpetrators
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Birdwatcher Lives Matter
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
Taco Bell has given us another entry into the 2020 Apocalypse competition: the grilled cheese burrito
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Pet dogs may improve social-emotional development in young children as well as protect them from bullies, abandoned wells and burial caves, and rampaging bears
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(AP News)
 
 
 
"That dog not Sh*thead, that dog Lifesaver." That dog gets steak for life
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Squirrel moving, moving day. Squirrel
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Squirrel moving, moving day. Squirrel
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(CBS New York)
 
 
 
With a name like Smucker's, it may cause your cat to suffer nausea with excessive salivation, diarrhea or vomiting, or more severe symptoms like difficulty breathing and possible cardiac or respiratory failure sometimes leading to death
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Sun July 05, 2020
(Thread Reader)
 
 
 
Matt Gaetz has some competition
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Sat July 04, 2020
(Salon)
 
 
 
Peter Navarro is an idiot
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Fri July 03, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
It's almost as if having universal health care, a competent government, nonpartisanism, and deference to experts makes a difference
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Universe's fastest-growing black hole's massive appetite revealed. Oh big nom nom nom indeed
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Thu July 02, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Old 'n (hopefully not) busted: dental dams. New viral protective goodness: cuddle curtains (preferably that match the carpet)
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(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
 
 
For possibly the first time ever, there's something good about both social media and porgs. Onion-cutting ahead
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Tammy Duckworth: "'I didn't know that our adversary was helping kill American troops because no one told me' is not an excuse for the commander in chief of the greatest military on earth. It is in fact a confession of incompetence"
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Over 1,500 musicians and Radiohead have signed a petition to demand the UK stop damaging live music and toss some money to the industry
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(13 ABC Toledo)
 
 
 
Toledo Hemp Center offering free CBD dog treats to calm fireworks anxiety. Your dog wants steak... and Doritos... and Funyuns... and maybe some Taco Bell, dude
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Wed July 01, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
An inside look at how Ted Cruz got taken down by a filthy felt hand puppet and humiliated in a horrifically great public fashion
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
CEO of conservative Twitter competitor Parler says he will ban users who write potty words. However the N-word and several racist words for Asians? Totally okay
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Vegas, the yoga stretching Pomeranian, puts the dog into downward-facing dog this Woofday Wetnose Wednesday
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(The Week)
 
 
 
"The relatively strong economy of 2019 is not coming back for a good long while because Donald Trump is an incompetent oaf who has failed spectacularly at his job"
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(KWCH Wichita)
 
 
 
Kansas decides to go forward with the coronavirus petri dish known as its State Fair
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Tue June 30, 2020
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
You don't know how it feels to be me, but you could know how it feels to listen to a newly-released acoustic version of this song that Tom Petty recorded at home back in '93
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Remember Olive and Mabel, the two Labradors whose breakfast racing video went viral after play-by-play commentary was added? Here's a bit of behind-the-scenes to whet your appetite until their next video competition is released
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
After his gyms were ordered to close, CEO threatens the governor of Arizona with a lawsuit, arm wrestling competition
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The GOP is truly no better than a group of petulant children
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Mon June 29, 2020
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Russians are paying bounties to kill US and NATO forces and the White House is mad about it. Not that they're doing it, but that it was reported. Come discuss Putin's Puppet, Traitor Trump, in Monday's MSNBC discussion thread - start 8 PM ET
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Dow Jumps: Shakes magic 8 ball...because it believes in Peter Pan and Tinker Bell
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Fri June 26, 2020
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Unknown currents in Southern Ocean have been observed with help of seals. Rangers, SAS, Spetsnaz, and KSK last not seen
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"Welcome to Applebee's. Can I get you started with some disinfectant?" Finally an appetizer that's, well, appetizing
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
New former cop admits he's really just pissed that he can't perpetuate systemic oppression without having to face the consequences
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Chris Pratt mourns his beloved pet goat. Though we all miss you everyday, we know you're up there eating heaven's hay. And here's the part that hurts the most, humans cannot ride a ghost. Bye bye Prince Rupert. You're 5000 candles in the wind
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Thu June 25, 2020
(Fark)
 
 
 
Do you or anyone you know have ever had an exotic pet? Was it difficult and/or expensive to care for it?
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Wed June 24, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
There's a stark difference between Whole Food's Starkey Springs water and their competitors. Mainly it's the extra arsenic
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
You know who likes cute furry creatures? Cute furry creatures (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
You know who likes cute furry creatures? Cute furry creatures (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
New Disney + Muppet show sneak peak includes Fark favorite Aubrey Plaza among others. Joe from Legal won't let subby say anything more
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Petite foodie blogger is Subby's kind of girl, she tackles a mammoth 4,000 calorie fish and chip feast in just 30 minutes - and still has room for a pint
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Tue June 23, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Peter Navarro on Phase I China Trade Deal: "It's over." Trump: "The China Trade Deal is fully intact." Navarro: That's what I said, fully intact
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(The Onion)
 
 
 
11 simple cocktails to try while quarantining, Yes it's a slide show, but it's also The Onion. Bon appetit
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Grieving pet owner filled with happiness after she sees beloved dog's face in the clouds on her way to doggo heaven
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(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
People that have pets or want a good night sleep have a new hero
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Mon June 22, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Richard Petty says the "most important thing for me right now is hugging my driver." This is surprisingly not about golf
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Sun June 21, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Petition to rename Columbus, OH to Flavortown is capital T Tasty
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Tom Petty's estate had a few words to say about the unauthorized use of his song "I Won't Back Down" at the Tulsa Rally debacle: don't do me like that and don't come around here no more
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What is the oddest name you know of anyone giving their pet?
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Sat June 20, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
There's nothing cuter than pics of dogs and their woobies. Post your pics to the right
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
MLB's biggest problem is A) The ongoing player/owner salary dispute, B) The DH rule being moved into the National League, C) Pete Alonso saying naughty words
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(Global Times (China))
 
 
 
The death of Street Cat Bob, a cat who inspired a popular book about a man struggling with drug addiction, has touched the hearts of people who mourned the cat on social media and shared their stories of beloved pets. Join us on Caturday
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(Global Times (China))
 
 
 
The death of Street Cat Bob, a cat who inspired a popular book about a man struggling with drug addiction, has touched the hearts of people who mourned the cat on social media and shared their stories of beloved pets. Join us on Caturday
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Fri June 19, 2020
(Sad and Useless)
 
 
 
Your SQUEEEE du jour - baby chicks wearing cupcake wrappers like ballerina tutus
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Virginia, looking jealously at Kentucky, gets its own geriatric turtle
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Thu June 18, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Competent governors get major reelection boost from their Covid-19 responses
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Two distinguishing features of the Trump administration are its radical policy agenda and how absolutely incompetent it has been at putting that agenda into law
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
🎵Hey hey, we're the Trumpets. Moving and boogieing around. Watching fellow Americans dieeeee but don't care, I'm in line for a death rally 🎵
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Wed June 17, 2020
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Mind over matter? When it comes to limpets, it's mucus over muscles
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(Fox 5 San Diego)
 
 
 
One of the first major televised post-Covid competitive events to be held in the US? Nathan's Famous Hot Dog Eating Contest
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Abercrombie & Fitch borrowing from Peter to pay Paul, which is the fashion
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Tue June 16, 2020
(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Continuing 30-year tradition, Chicago Bulls ownership and execs have reputation within NBA coaching fraternity of being shiatty towards their head coaches -- Christmas Eve firings, twistings in the wind, thinking Tim "Pink" Floyd was competent
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(WMDT Maryland)
 
 
 
In Germany pets with ze virus now must be reported regardless of zeir papers
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Lions in the wild generally don't like to be petted
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
If your carpet store floods for the fifth time in five years and you can't get insurance, maybe the virus isn't your only problem
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Hysterical puppet made from discarded klan robes Tucker Carlson panics that Black Lives Matter is "more popular than the president"
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(Spectator USA)
 
 
 
At age 80, Peter Bogdanovich's last picture might be his documentary on Buster Keaton, another Hollywood filmmaking genius who irreversibly farked up his career. "He has carried on, much as Keaton strung together the last decades of his life"
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Mon June 15, 2020
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Finally, a chef who is brave enough to ask the tough question no one else will speak aloud. Why aren't Americans making more crumpets at home?
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
This nighttime Eruption of Popocatepetl volcano is pretty damn cool regardless of the lack of Stairway or Freebird
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(NBC Boston)
 
 
 
Over 7000 people petition for the removal of a statue of -- *spins wheel* -- Abraham Lincoln? What the hell is wrong with -- *clicks link* -- Oh, that ain't right
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Creator of petition to replace Confederate statues with Britney Spears tributes explains "she means more to us than most of the historic figures we learned about in history class". That and Britney never started a war because she wanted to own slaves
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
I guess you could say that engine was really ... purring
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Fri June 12, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Your pet lightning bug? No idea where he is. I haven't seen him
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Colin Kapernick may go from kneeling to flying very soon, if Pete Carroll has anything to say about it
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Georgia GOP terrified those Sneaky Pete Dems might use their brazen voter suppression efforts to galvanize voters this November
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Pick-up truck body rust competitions are a thing? We got it covered
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Wed June 10, 2020
(Loudwire)
 
 
 
Petition to replace offensive statue with VERY offensive statue
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Move over cute animal videos, there is nothing cute about this nightmare dinosaur-wannabe Muppets-reject creature. I mean, WTF
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Tucker Carlson reduced to insulting Elmo and Sesame Street for their racism town hall, can't handle the fact people will listen to one puppet but not another
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Tue June 09, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
In retrospect, competing in the Miss Hitler contest might have been a mistake
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(DW)
 
 
 
Why try to compete in the natural gas market, when you can get the President to threaten sanctions instead?
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Mon June 08, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
The Trump campaign is launching a new $10 million ad campaign trumpeting that America is right on the verge of recovering from the devastation he's wrought, so be sure to stick with him this November
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Fri June 05, 2020
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
If only Peter Quill had brought some 'shrooms with his Awesome Mix tapes
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
You are outside the perimeter of your home. Nature calls and your only option is a public restroom. What do you do? WHAT DO YOU DO? Dr Petri, an epidemiologist, lists four things to pay attention to
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Silly gator, space is for Bob and Doug * Germany to hold a rocket competition. No word if London will be evacuated * SpaceX: Boom today, success tomorrow * Exos: Boom today success today * Vega to return to flight * Russia leaks on South America 🚀
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Thu June 04, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Florida Supreme Court: sorry, voters, but this "Ban Assault Weapons Now" petition is a little unclear so it will not be appearing on the ballot
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Okay... Fine. Here's a picture a damn cat. Happy now?
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Wed June 03, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Bird scraps thousands of electric scooters in the Middle East, refuses comment on flying carpets
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Tue June 02, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Ravens owner gives $1M for social justice reform, or 1/42 Marcus Peters
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(WOWT Omaha)
 
 
 
Nebraska Governor Pete Ricketts refers to black pastors and black leaders he was meeting with as "you people." Does not go well for him after pastor walks out
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Ajit Pai (R-Comcast): Net Neutrality isn't needed and companies will compete fairly. Reality: HBO Max won't hit AT&T data caps, but Netflix and Disney Plus will
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Mon June 01, 2020
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Professional fishing is first UK sport to return from the pandemic. Key competitive regulation is special sling net that allows anglers and scalesmen to achieve touch-free, socially distant catching, weighing and releasing of the fish
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Homeowners in the UK fear a hosepipe ban for the summer, putting lawn competitions on the backburner
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Woman brings terrifying Thunderbirds puppets to Antiques Roadshow, learns she's sitting on a gold mine (possible nsfw content on page)
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Researchers are practically ecstatic on new study showing how ketamine helps people roll through depression
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Sun May 31, 2020
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Mummenschanz on the Muppet Show, 1976
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Fri May 29, 2020
(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Some humans may have inherited a pregnancy curve-ball from Neanderthals, though other scientists think this is a hoax perpetrated by a con-cave man
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Missouri Governor and Mr. Roper cosplayer Mike Parson says if his incompetent response to the pandemic makes Missourians feel unsafe going to vote, they don't have to vote
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(CBC)
 
 
 
40 rodents released in a park that will soon be renamed "New Guinea"
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(Chapelboro)
 
 
 
Good news for wetnoses everywhere. Winston, the Chapel Hill pug, did not have the Coronavirus. Duke still sucks
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Wed May 27, 2020
(Nola.com)
 
 
 
Incompetent sheriff, who was forced to hire someone to run his jail for him, demands the right to change the resulting "jail utopia" back into the drug fueled, violent hellhole it's supposed to be
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Silicon Valley tech billionaires plan to boost Joe Biden. Peter Thiel unavailable for comment
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Some guy says the "spy" pigeon captured by India is just his pet, and the secret code it was carrying is his phone number
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Your pet's seasonal allergies are nothing to sneeze at
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Tue May 26, 2020
(Courier-Journal)
 
 
 
How to tell your pet that it's safe for you to go back to work now: First, take them by the paws, look them in the eyes, and say "I'm crazy"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Republican candidate seeking to challenge AOC drops out of congressional primary race. "Whatever Scherie is doing is a smokescreen for her own shortcomings. If she had a competent campaign we wouldn't be having this conversation"
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Mon May 25, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Lookin' like a badass. No wonder Trump doesn't even try to compete
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(Sad and Useless)
 
 
 
Perturbed pets lamenting their cones of shame
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Sat May 23, 2020
(StudyFinds)
 
 
 
A silver lining in the fight against COVID-19: 43% say they've 'changed for the better' thanks to the lockdown. Which still leaves 57% happy about being compete selfish arseholes
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Humans have five different types of appetites, not including second breakfast and third dessert
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(KOCO Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Missing pet. Goes by the name "Chompy"
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Fri May 22, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Sure, debt collectors in the US can be nasty, but at least they don't auction off your dog
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Putin's Chechen puppet contracts non-existent hoax. OR DID HE?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Michigan AG calls Trump a petulant child. Donald responds by proving her point
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Thu May 21, 2020
(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Ok, who started playing Jumanji?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Otter teaches human how to pet him
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(CNN)
 
 
 
New study finds that if social distancing measures had been put in place just one week earlier, 82% of the US Cv-19 deaths could have been prevented. So, as of Wednesday, 76,620 Americans died because of incompetent leadership. Avenge them in November
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Wed May 20, 2020
(Japan Today)
 
 
 
With Olympics postponed and no championships to compete in, top fencer takes on Tokyo UberEats delivery job to pay bills and stay fit. At least he has the PPE
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
VW pulls ad after it's called racist, although others might see a video where a white woman puts a black man into her petit colon as something else
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(Sad and Useless)
 
 
 
Glamour photos of peeps with their pets
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Woman teaches her dog to do CPR. Your dog ate the sofa and then vomited all over the living room
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Tue May 19, 2020
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Happy 75th to Pete Townshend, who, in perhaps the ultimate piece of youthful resistance, has refused to listen to his own words
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Walmart to cancel its online shopping site that was supposed to compete with Amazon. In other news, Walmart apparently had some kind of online shopping site for the last 4 years
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(Eater)
 
 
 
How bad are NYC steakhouses doing in these coronavirus times? World famous Peter Luger's Steak House is now doing delivery for the first time in its 133 year history
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Trump so petty
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Mon May 18, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Mr. President, you should know your COVID-19 response blows when even MAGA fan Peter Thiel has had it with it
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Ian Curtis of Joy Division died 40 years ago today. To celebrate, Peter Hook & The Light is streaming "So This Is Permanent" live concert from Christ Church Macclesfield from May 2015 for 24 hours only
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Here's how you wake up a blind deaf dog and I'm not crying, you're crying
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(Rare.us)
 
 
 
Bored with quarantine? Put glitter on your dog's testicles
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Trump, who has had six bankruptcies and flushed the best economy since the end of WWII down the toilet, has the gall to call Obama incompetent: "He was an incompetent president. That's all I can say. Grossly incompetent"
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Sun May 17, 2020
(MPR News)
 
 
 
GOP is still full steam ahead for August National Convention in Charlotte, details such as carpeting color and what flavor Kool-Aid to serve are still TBD
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Sat May 16, 2020
(News 4 San Antonio)
 
 
 
PSA: When the three year old asks to pet you and your wife's dog, you should just keep walking, unless you really want to be arrested for attempted kidnapping, perp-walked on the evening news, and run out of the town that you were born and raised in
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(Some AI)
 
 
 
AI does a surprisingly good job of creating Escape Room titles. I'd totally play "Forgotten Pharaoh's Pet Shop"
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Fri May 15, 2020
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Thursday marks the 30th anniversary of Jim Henson's death. What do you like the most from his works? Who is your favorite Muppet?
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
In most countries, a cannabis plantation might be guarded by a dog. In Australia, it's guarded by a carpet python
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Gelfling unable to secure emergency divorce from French muppet, hmmmmmmmmm
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Thu May 14, 2020
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Will Poosh be able to compete with Goop?
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Wed May 13, 2020
(Deadline)
 
 
 
It's been 47 years since producers tried to make Ghost in the Noonday Sun, a pirate film starring Peter Sellers. Now, the story of the disastrous production can finally be told
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Stephen King: "Sooner or later, everything old is new again". The revival of the SUV Coupe. Subby hopes the AMC Eagle 2-door he buried in the Pet Sematary will be in his driveway soon
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(Inside the Magic)
 
 
 
Muppet Guys Talking reunites for a free livestream event supporting the fine healthcare workers at Veterinarian's Hospital
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Tue May 12, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Today is the 20th anniversary of the death of Adam Petty. Sadly it took his death along with Kenny Irwin Jr.'s a few months later and Dale Earnhardt's death next season to mandate safety improvements such as the HANS device that have saved many lives
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Coach Quinn contemplating kicking competition, causing Koo consternation
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bob Barker's reminder to have your pets spayed or neutered was only the beginning
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Twitter will allow employees to work from home for as long as they want. Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey told his employees Tuesday that many of them will be allowed to work from home in perpetuity, even after the coronavirus pandemic ends, according to 1/2
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(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Is there no end to the oppression and outright business tyranny perpetrated on the restaurant going public, where are my cheddar bicuits
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Mon May 11, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
Steve Mnuchin acknowledges that we have probably not even begun to scratch the surface of the Trump administration's incompetence
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
Are you sick but can't get tested for COVID-19 because you live in a failed 3rd world country with a corrupt and incompetent government....or worse, the USA? Thankfully there's now a (peer-reviewed) app for that
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Sat May 09, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Gentlemen, hoist your petards
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Can you sniff a butt from 6 feet away?
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Fri May 08, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Light is the best disinfectant against the perpetual lying by the White House. Emails show they lied about everything to do with that buried CDC guidance report
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Turns out you can already buy the active metabolite of COVID-19 drug remdesivir on the black market, as treatment for feline infectious peritonitis in pet cats
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(Decider)
 
 
 
While he appreciates the gesture, and would like to remind the NYPD he is sober now and has not taken possession, Pete Davidson begs fans to stop leaving drugs on his mother's doorstep
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
The red band trailer for Pete Davidson's "The King of Staten Island" has finally arrived
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Apparently the Sundance Film Festival in January was the "first petri dish" of coronavirus in the US
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Cuddlepuppehs and snugglekittehs that like to sleep in their humans' beds
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Cuddlepuppehs and snugglekittehs that like to sleep in their humans' beds
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Wed May 06, 2020
(Vox)
 
 
 
Why is the stock market rallying while so many people are unemployed? Basically, the Federal Reserve is doing its job well; the pain you're feeling is Trump's incompetence
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(CNN)
 
 
 
There was a LOT of competition for the title
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(Business Wire)
 
 
 
JetBlue to honor 100,000 healthcare workers by placing them in sealed flying petri dishes. They're also doing a low altitude flyover of NYC for the nightly 7pm front-line workers cheer
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(Fark and Schnitt)
 
 
 
Fark and Schnitt podcast: Peter Sagal tells us about surviving both the Boston Marathon Bombing and the LA Riots, as well his guess as to when things will return to normal. Plus, the secret strange connection between Fark and Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me is finally revealed
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Chris Evans on attempting to groom his dog, Dodger, at home, "It went so wrong, so fast. He hasn't seen a mirror yet. I told him it looks great". Welcome to this week's Woofday Wetnose Wednesday
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Tue May 05, 2020
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Dog saves lives of two goldfish. Pepperidge Farm will never forget this
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(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
Airlines shocked ... SHOCKED to see people unwilling to get cooped up in a petri dish of an airplane and fly in these coronavirus times
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Otters and badgers having more fun without Neidermeyer or Skinny Pete around
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Mon May 04, 2020
(Literary Hub)
 
 
 
Go down the rabbit hole on anniversary of "Alice's Adventures in Wonderland" with some amazing images inspired by it. Missing: chessboard-bodysuit wearing backup singer in Tom Petty video who made junior-high-age subby suddenly grow bigger every time
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
For the first time in decades the US Navy sends a fleet into the Barents Sea. Unclear if they are counting on Sup-Ger-A St. Petersburg to complete the maneuver
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Carnival Cruise Lines: As soon as the "no Sail" order expires on August 1, we're putting our floating petri dishes right back out on the water. Their mostly elderly clientele: yeah, good luck with that, send us a postcard
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
50 of the sweetest lockdown pet adoption photos you'll see today
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Adopt-a-doggos are now on the delivery menu in Moscow. Cats last seen plotting their ruthless revenge
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(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Small town news: stray pet on the loose. Fark: stray pig on the loose
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Sun May 03, 2020
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Worried but smart momma cat drops off her sick kitten for treatment at the feet of medics in human hospital emergency room (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sat May 02, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
It's simple when you think about it. Trump fires any government official that is actually competent at their job
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Fri May 01, 2020
(Sad and Useless)
 
 
 
Patient pets (mostly doggos) waiting for their stuffies to come out of surgery
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
Assuming you've already deep into your own "appetizers," Taco Bell jumps into the home meal kit business
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(Sad and Useless)
 
 
 
Hushed puppies posing by slippers designed to look like (& mock) them
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(Super)
 
 
 
Got a spare hour? Sit back and enjoy a guided tour of all the cars the Peterson Museum has stashed in their vault downstairs
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Thu April 30, 2020
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Not sports news: Even a Cubs fan recognizes the Cardinals are a more competently run franchise. Sports news: In a lawsuit against the Cubs
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
"I believe the people of this country are smart. And I don't think that they will put a man in who's incompetent," says man who apparently learned nothing from his own election
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Wed April 29, 2020
(Fatherly)
 
 
 
Quarantined kids climbing the walls? Starting to think risking the pandemic might be preferable to unending isolation with impulse-driven carpet monkeys? A few suggestions from the folks at Fatherly
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
*cat-like typing detected*
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
*cat-like typing detected*
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Thinking about adopting a dog while sheltering at home? Here are some tips that owners can use to help train their new best friend. Welcome to this week's Woofday Wetnose Wednesday thread
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(14 News Evansville)
 
 
 
Man busted for taking his fish on a walk during pandemic trying to take advantage of a rule allowing pet owners to leave their homes so that their pets can relieve themselves
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Experts are now recommending that pets observe social distancing protocols. Your dog wants a hug and be told he's a good boy
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Tue April 28, 2020
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Britain's favorite snack is A: Tea and crumpets? B: Bacon sarnies? or C: Cheese on toast? "Time in lockdown has certainly seen extra snacking" (possible nsfw content on page)
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Pete Davidson's film "The King of Staten Island" to be the king of video on demand. In other news Pete Davidson made a movie
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(ABC7 Chicago)
 
 
 
Family pet tests positive for COVID-19. Your dog wants antibodies, thinks Duke sucks
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Mon April 27, 2020
(CBS Sacramento)
 
 
 
(Not the Onion) PETA plans to erect a billboard in remembrance of fallen poultry: 'In memory of the chickens killed in a nearby fire'
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Doorman may be elected to the NY State Assembly because his opponent didn't read the memo about attaching cover sheets with her TPS petitions before they go out
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(NBC Bay Area)
 
 
 
"A planning commissioner of Vallejo, California, has resigned after throwing his pet cat and apparently drinking a beer during a Zoom meeting between city officials that was made public"
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(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
2 million chickens will be killed in Delaware and Maryland because of lack of employees at processing plants. Gonzo inconsolable
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Sat April 25, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Nice try PETA, would you like a large or small order of fries with that whopper, mate?
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
What are you waiting for in these quarantined coronavirus times? Now is the perfect time to get a dog
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
What are you waiting for in these quarantined coronavirus times? Now is the perfect time to get a dog
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Why is your pet acting like an asshole during quarantine?
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Fri April 24, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
"We're Pampering Our Pets More Than Ourselves." Well yeah - they've earned it for putting up with us these past few weeks
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(The Mary Sue)
 
 
 
Tom Hardy posts and then deletes a picture of Venom killing Peter Parker. WHAT DOES IT MEAN
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(Slate)
 
 
 
The rock-bottom oil prices might utterly destroy corrupt petrostates like Saudi Arabia, Russia, and Venezuela. So, where's the bad news?
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Thu April 23, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
PETA tries to put little finger to corner of mouth but can't quite reach it
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Here doggy, doggy, doggy .... Wait a minute, you're no doggy
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
The anger came from employees who'd determined they'd make more money by collecting unemployment benefits than their normal paychecks. "I couldn't believe it," she added. "On what planet am I competing with unemployment?"
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(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Thousands of people sign petition to have fees waived for the single Netflix account they all share
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Noted liberal Congressional Rep. Pete King rips Mitch McConnell as 'Marie Antoinette of the Senate' for suggesting struggling poor states go bankrupt amid the coronavirus crisis
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Wed April 22, 2020
(Dallas News)
 
 
 
With the federal small business rescue fund depleted and no word on whether more funding will be made available, scores of restaurants turning to muggings, petty theft, and street crime to make ends meet
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
FEMA impounds 400,000 N95 masks headed for Michigan. Go ahead, Google what party the governor of Michigan is a member of. Yeah, he's that petty
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(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
Private petri dish in Tennessee announces it will open on Monday
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
What is it like to compete is the longest mountain bike race in the world? Course is 2,700+ miles from Canada to Mexico. Bonus: Subby did this in 2018
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Tue April 21, 2020
(Death Party)
 
 
 
The MT GOP wants you to sign their petition about China and Coronavirus. Heywood Jabalome and Mike Hunt especially encouraged to respond
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Vince Gilligan and Peter Gould talk about where Saul goes from here
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(The Philadelphia Inquirer)
 
 
 
Morgue's full. Portable refrigerator trailers are full. Hey Pete, you drive a pickup, don't you?
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Daytime TV to shift to classic reruns as they run out of new episodes to air according to Price is Right host Bob Barker (don't forget to spay or neuter your pets)
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Mon April 20, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump comes right out and admits that he's a petty little biatch who doesn't mind if people die so long as he can settle scores for perceived slights or offenses
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Sat April 18, 2020
(CBC)
 
 
 
Petrostates at risk of failure from Saudi Arabia and Russia oil-price war as well as COVID-19 crushing oil demand. Venezuela. Iran. Libya. Newfoundland & Labrador. Kazakh--- wait. What?
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Fri April 17, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Procter & Gamble wipes out the competition
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Thu April 16, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Countries doing great at dealing with pandemic have many lessons to learn. Number one, don't have an incompetent, bad-hair wearing motherfarker running your country. Everything's easy after that
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Famed quack Dr. Oz, who has the ear of the President, makes the case for re-opening "appetizing" schools because *ONLY* 2-3% of children might die
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Peter Billingsley is 49 today, never did shoot his eye out as a kid
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Wed April 15, 2020
(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Mittens: "You may or may not be the new regional manager at Hooters" What is your cute distraction up to?
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Since the President isn't doing anything else these days, he thought about starting a daily radio talk show from the White House. The only thing that stopped him was that he didn't want to compete with Limbaugh
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Put on some headphones and listen to 40 of the world's best low brass musicians perform The Rains of Castamere. When you're done, start a petition to have them do the The Mandalorian theme
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(Buffalo News)
 
 
 
Thanks to solid support from Bills fans, Buffalo still cherishes and celebrates Zubaz, the blue jeans of the 90s. "Western New York's appetite for the pants that look like the hide of a psychedelic zebra and fit like pajamas hasn't slowed down"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Let's not send out face masks or tests. Instead, let's send out Trump's pet unproven drug because Trump will make some money on it
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Here are some absolutely squee-worthy photos of rescue pets adopted in March. Post pics of your babies, adopted or not
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Tue April 14, 2020
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Mutant two-faced kid goat that feeds with both mouths leaves Wisconsin farmer stunned...looking for more food (possible nsfw content on page)
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
It's Pete Rose's birthday. Let's argue about his singing voice for a change
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(Sad and Useless)
 
 
 
Pets getting all up in the face of social-distancing. Home time is their time - not work's
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
I'll see your cat riding on a Roomba and raise you a puppy riding on a mop
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Nebraska's Republican governor, discount store Lex Luthor Pete Ricketts, refuses to issue a stay-at-home order, putting the entire state at risk of a Coronavirus outbreak
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(Peter Gabriel)
 
 
 
Shock the Monkey indeed, Peter Gabriel's concert film Live in Verona is now streaming on his website
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Mon April 13, 2020
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Pete's basement is full of beautiful women
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Come take a virtual tour of the Dark Crystal display at the Atlanta Center for Puppetry Arts, but beware the Skeksis
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(Consequence of Sound)
 
 
 
Selena Gomez is going down to the house in the woods, having bought Tom Petty's former mansion
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Sun April 12, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
Your pets are ready for you to get the fark out of the house and go back to work
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Fri April 10, 2020
(Your Dog)
 
 
 
China moves into 18th century and looks to reclassify dogs as "companion animals" rather than "livestock". Your dog doesn't want to be a steak
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Dare you to listen to these li'l tiny skunks sounding like gargling muppets without squeeing (so turn your sound up)
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
It's like a Voltron of incompetence. "And I'll form the MAGA hat"
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Thu April 09, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
It's nice to know that Trump's two top healthcare officials, HHS Secretary Alex Azar, and Medicare Administrator Seema Verma aren't letting a little thing like a global pandemic get in the way of their petty personal feud
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Good news: Scientists create mutant enzyme that can break down plastic bottles in hours. Bad news: Scientists create mutant enzyme that can break down plastic bottles in hours
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Wed April 08, 2020
(WUSA9)
 
 
 
After two hours of searching at least a half mile's worth of manholes, officers retrieved the poodle from the sewer, but not before he had the table's high score
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Keeping your doggos all waggly while you're all home
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Let's examine the record of Peter Navarro, the Defense Production Act Coordinator and Fauci-slayer on Trump's COVID task force, shall we? "He's the biggest asshole I've ever known.'' Oh my... and it gets worse from there
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
That's a good boy *pets*
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Ivanka is working from home as a cam girl, "stoking competitive juices among execs to drive up their commitments"
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Tue April 07, 2020
(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
National incompetence stockpiles at full capacity
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(Vulture)
 
 
 
Musicians and musicians' estates, including Tom Petty, Soundgarden, Hole, Steve Earle, and Tupac Shakur, file class action lawsuit against UMG over 2008 fire that destroyed master tapes. Judge apparently not a music fan
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Mon April 06, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
DOCTOR Anthony Fauci who advised six presidents got into a heated argument with WH Trade Rep. Peter Navarro, a quack economist Jared found by Googling "trade expert", over the drug hydroxychloroquine because that's how things work in the WH now
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Sun April 05, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
It's now dangerous to pet tigers
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(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
Gators are pretty nasty already, and now they have drugs and guns?
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Sat April 04, 2020
(GQ)
 
 
 
Your dog is soooo sick of you hanging around the house all day because of the coronavirus pandemic, you're kinda wrecking his sleep routine
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
US embassy in Japan suggests that American expatriates jump out of the test tube and into the petri dish
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Fri April 03, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Fox News blames the democrats for **spins the wheel** downplaying the coronavirus pandemic. In other news, Devin Nunes discovers he now has competition for all those grapefruits
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Bears declare 'open competition' for starting quarterback; could be N Foles, M Trubisky, J Manziel, that banjo kid from "Deliverance"
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
May the best state win the competition, and survive to the next round. Good luck, Governors
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Quarantine - bars + pets = wholesome entertainmemt
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Pets to humans. Ok we get it, you're bored but that's your problem, leave us out if it
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Wed April 01, 2020
(Haxored)
 
 
 
Dunder-Mifflin at the shelter
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump might get the Strategic Petroleum Reserve filled up after all. Excess of crude oil production with lowered consumption means prices could soon go negative; producers will pay buyers to take it
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(Pittsburgh Tribune-Review)
 
 
 
Today's Mad Libs headline: "Hempfield bicyclist with history of petty crimes charged with throwing traffic cone into creek"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Yo dawg, here's a dawg who likes to pet other dawgos
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Tue March 31, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
Florida Governor Ron DeSantis' raging incompetence and Trump sycophancy turned Florida into a COVID19 epicenter. But why take any responsibility when there are New Yorkers to scapegoat?
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Are you living the bobcat life?
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Mon March 30, 2020
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Osaka live music club still open, and recommends restroom users wash their hands to Happy Birthday twice - otherwise, consider these 20-second snippets from Metallica, Slayer, or Megadeth. Or just sing Napalm Death's "You Suffer" 20 times
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
So you're working from home. Post some pictures of your co-workers, er, pets and what they're doing to make your job better
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Sun March 29, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Stop being mean to me, just because I'm probably going to kill millions through my incompetence. That's no reason to be mean
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(Riverfront Times)
 
 
 
Do not leave your house during the pandemic to stock up on baby goats. Have one delivered
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Welcome Fark Artists to ye first ever Fartist Friday contest. This week's theme: MSPaint your pet or your dream pet. Come show us your skills (or lack thereof)
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Sat March 28, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump Administration warns Americans not to fall for scams trying to profit from the stimulus payout, probably because they don't like having competition
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
First cat infected with COVID-19. Welp, this wasn't the Caturday I expected
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
First cat infected with COVID-19. Welp, this wasn't the Caturday I expected
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Fri March 27, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Dem lawmakers banned from Oval for signing of the stimulus. What a petty little wanna-be tyrant
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Which viewers agree with Brianna Keilar that Peter Navarro is wasting everyone's time? All of them
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Candidate Trump has a huge campaign war chest with which he intended to carpet bomb the airwaves with a slew of produced ads, unfortunately, those ads are no longer relevant
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Thu March 26, 2020
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Well, this is a good way to make new friends during this social distancing
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Well, this is a good way to make new friends during this social distancing
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
"Of course, pet adoption isn't necessarily an activity you should undertake explicitly to get free alcohol"
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
"Of course, pet adoption isn't necessarily an activity you should undertake explicitly to get free alcohol"
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(Delish.com)
 
 
 
"Few food flavor duos compete with combos like salt and pepper or peanut butter and jelly. High on the list of iconic duos is orange and vanilla, the pairing that brought us creamsicles, orange cream soda, and now a brand new Captain Morgan rum"
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(Crain's New York)
 
 
 
As a guy whose been without a dog for a few years and was thinking about adopting another rescue during his forced downtime, subbie kind of has mixed feelings about this
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Wed March 25, 2020
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"Hola, señor comerciante. Por favor, venda a mi perro algunos Cheetos, del tipo naranja, no de los rojos, están demasiado calientes. Tiene $20 en su collar. ADVERTENCIA: Morderá si no se trata bien. Su vecino del frente". (pics)
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Ariana Grande is in quarantine with her new boyfriend, a step down from Pete Davidson
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Tue March 24, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
"I have a terrible tenant who's late with rent, over the pet limit, ignores their odors, and doesn't clean their messes. I've given him several chances; no change. The other tenants say if he stays, they go. Can I evict him during this pandemic?"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Turns out coronavirus can be harmful to pets after all: Dog sprains tail from too much wagging because his human friend is home all the time
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Mon March 23, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
States are competing against the federal government for medical supplies and it's driving up prices
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Naked in a milky bathtub of floating rose petals, Madonna has declared coronavirus "the great equalizer"
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Sun March 22, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Jim Henson's family has some creative fun for your kids: how to make a Muppet and a Puppet Theater. It Ain't Easy Being Quarantined
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(Instagram)
 
 
 
Gary Busey stressing caution and offering support during this pandemic. Just kidding, he's discovered his pet parakeet doubles as a lice-cleaning hat
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
If you're feeling upset at the emergency measures in your state, take a look at this comparison between TN and Kentucky? Alright when did KY become competent
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Fri March 20, 2020
(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Great Plains SPCA doing 'bad pet drawings' fundraiser/subject of future photoshop contest
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(The Drive)
 
Weeners
 
How someone really felt about the Army's failed XM10 pistol competition
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Not news: White House trade advisor Peter Navarro wants to shift medical supply chains from China back to the US. Fark: even if it means restricting needed supplies and killing people
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Thu March 19, 2020
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
A little something we Farkers to cling to that isn't a whiskey bottle, TV remote, or increasingly alarmed house pet: 23 pieces of positive news regarding COVID-1
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
If you've having buyer's remorse over that panic induced purchase of 247 cans of creamed eels and 139 cartons or corn nog, and you bought the stuff in Jersey, bon appetit
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Good grief, what kind of a full-grown lion needs a woobie to sleep with? This one does, and subby would like to see somebody try to take it away from him
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Wed March 18, 2020
(TSN)
 
 
 
Having been the butt of jokes for all the scandals, bad trades, lousy attendance, incompetent ownership and behind the scenes shenanigans for the past several years, the Ottawa Senators finally make a positive announcement
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(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
Has anyone seen my trumpet? It's gold, about 8 feet long, and I really miss it. Please contact me if you find it. Kthanxbye
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Your pets and livestock are unlikely to catch C-19 from you. With helpful picture of man holding his cock
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Mon March 16, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Incompetent leadership may be the new normal but at least we can count on bigger Smurf conventions than ever
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Text messages about a national quarantine lockdown are part of a foreign disinformation campaign. Not to worry, American citizens, the Trump Administration isn't nearly as competent or coordinated enough for that kind of effort
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
It's reassuring to know that, when facing a real crisis like the Coronavirus, lawmakers can put aside petty partisan differences and act decisively to ...what's that? Louie Gohmert? You're doing what with the emergency relief bill now?
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Your cat wants a bite of your cookie. And that one. And that one. Oh, that one looks nice. Let's try that one too
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Uncanny Portraits of Perfectly Symmetrical Pets/ƨɈɘԳ lɒɔiɿɈɘmmγƧ γlɈɔɘʇɿɘԳ ʇo ƨɈiɒɿɈɿoԳ γnnɒɔnU
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
As if presidential incompetence wasn't enough, HHS was hit by a wave of cyber attacks last night
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Bacteriologists, long accustomed to talking about invasions and colonies, prove bacteria grow almost exactly as human colonies grow into cities. They now hope to find red light district in their Petri dishes so they can really party
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Boris Johnson is as incompetent as Donald Trump
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Sun March 15, 2020
(YouTube)
 
 
 
So since they're not racing in Oz or at St. Pete, how about a Racing All-stars E-Sports race (track TBA). Beware, jet dryers, there's gonna be TWO Montoya. Sunday 1pm UK/9am EDT on YouTube and Twitch
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Thrice divorced woman petitions SCOTUS to uphold the sanctity of marriage. That's the joke
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