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Fri July 30, 2021
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Tired of getting humiliated by Jen Psaki, Peter Doocy moves into getting publicly shamed by President Biden
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(KY3 Springfield)
 
 
 
If it's a Saint Bernard it could be a problem
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(KY3 Springfield)
 
 
 
If it's a Saint Bernard it could be a problem
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Thu July 29, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Beware young women with Eastern European accents asking for petition signatures in golf club car parks. No word about strange women lying in ponds distributing swords, however
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(Yahoo)
 
Weeners
 
Yahoo story on Peter Jackson's Lord of the Rings buries the lede
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Nazis continue to be incompetent at information security
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
This is not a competition, this is only an exhibition. Please, no wagering
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Wed July 28, 2021
(Teacher)
 
 
 
WhatsApp is effectively the internet in Zimbabwe. An unqualified teacher figured out how to use it to teach poor kids to top the national competitive exams
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Adam Savage borrows a couple of WWI planes from Peter Jackson and takes his friends out for the nerdiest joyride/dogfight ever
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Your pet rabbit may be of European descent. This story brought to you by the business website Forbes
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Somebody spent money on a study that basically says 'let cats be cats and they might not kill you in your sleep. As quickly.'
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Tue July 27, 2021
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Bad acid trip in stop motion animation.. MAD GOD trailer by Phil Tippet
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(NBC Olympics)
 
 
 
Day 5 of the Tokyo Olympics sees the first finals of the rowing competition, medals handed out in men's rugby sevens and 3x3 basketball, Katie Ledecky go for 2 golds, and the road cycling time trials. It all begins at 8pm ET on USA and CNBC
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Man finds star sapphire cluster worth up to $100 million in backyard while drilling for water. Mr. Drysdale attempts to bribe him to move in next to Jed Clampett
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Sun July 25, 2021
(Louder Sound)
 
 
 
Every song on Appetite For Destruction ranked from worst to best. There is no worst song on Appetite. Only ones that kick slightly less ass than others
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Sat July 24, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
Federal court to allow Florida its floating petri dishes. Weird choice to quarantine yourself with people from God's waiting room, but okay
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The architect who designed the collapsed Surfside condo had been suspended for gross incompetence? You don't say
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
Staying under water helps keep you above the competition in swimming
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Fri July 23, 2021
(NBC Olympics)
 
 
 
While NBC reairs the Opening Ceremony Friday night; competition at the Tokyo Olympics is on USA, NBCSN, Olympic Channel, and streaming. It begins at 7:30pm ET with rowing, with US women's soccer overnight and replays all day Saturday
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Jesse Lee Peterson: We shouldn't let women be smarter than a man
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
No, athletes who test positive for COVID-19 at the Olympics cannot compete in the games
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(WISTV)
 
 
 
You have to be pretty slow to be bitten by a sloth
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Thu July 22, 2021
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
"The Right Honourable Fallowmew Furrbottom, Lord of Tunafields" is just one submission at an animal shelter soliciting pet names from the public
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Wed July 21, 2021
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Looks like somebody got a copy of Peter Parker's lab notes
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Perhaps you've been wondering why there are so few openly gay athletes competing in men's professional sports and thought that the answer has to be more complex then, "many male athletes are hyper-masculine, over-compensating bigots." Well, it's not
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(KRON 4)
 
 
 
After a Tulsa, Oklahoma shelter fell on hard times, 13 Bay Area shelters stepped up to take in nearly 100 cats, dogs, kittens and puppies. Please welcome all of them and the BISSELL Pet Foundation to this week's Woofday Wetnose Wednesday (w/video)
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(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Man finds alligator in backyard, learns it's legal to have a pet alligator in Missouri after it promises to restore the one-true timeline
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Tue July 20, 2021
(Salon)
 
 
 
Whether those recently leaked "Kremlin documents" are real, fake, or "real fakes," the story they tell is 100% true and verifiable: Russia DID try to get Trump elected because he's unstable and incompetent, and his presidency WAS bad for America
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(CBS New York)
 
 
 
On Sunday, a pandemic-era record of 2.23 million travelers passed through TSA checkpoints. Let's see how smoothly things ran...oh my
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(KUCI)
 
 
 
Today's 2-hour serving of '80s alt/post-punk/new wave includes music from They Might Be Giants, Peter Gabriel, and Echo & The Bunnymen. Hear what commercial radio doesn't sound like on pastFORWARD #237. Starts @ 1:00 PM ET, LGT streaming options
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Michigan struck by Legionnaire's outbreak, presumably due to Matter-Eater Lad's appetite
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Mon July 19, 2021
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Buggers: American kindergartners, who watched nothing but Peppa Pig during the pandemic, now speaking exclusively in British accents and saying things like, "lovely," "clevah," and "petrol station" all the time
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(Courthouse News Service)
 
 
 
News: Environmental groups suing around petroleum-replacement biofuels goal. Fark: Suing that the biofuel goal is too high
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(Hawaii News Now)
 
 
 
If you have been buying raw, unpasteurized goat milk in Hawaiian pet stores, you might want to read this
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Sat July 17, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Voter Supression Update: Michigan has a Democrat Governor, and only a small Republican legislative majority. But due to an obscure petitioning process, a simple majority in the Legislature may be able to pass veto-proof laws to restrict voting
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Amazon is so concerned about fake reviews on its website that it asked Apple to remove an app from its store that IDs them. And Apple said yes, because Big Tech companies are totes in competition with each other and don't need to be regulated at all
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
That's one big puppet and that's one long walk
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Thu July 15, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Want an inflation-proof investment? Because of increased competition, prices are falling for one of the most important commodities on Wall Street even as the quality is going up
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Wed July 14, 2021
(Pittsburgh Post-Gazette)
 
 
 
MLB commissioner Rob Manfred is pro-Nutting for competitive balance
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(MSN)
 
 
 
KCBlueGal's dog adoption pr continues to roll on. "Trying to get this dog adopted has been like trying to find a Tickle-Me-Elmo during Christmas '96"
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Duh-doy, dogs pay us back with love. Cats bring us "food"
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(Vice)
 
 
 
A wave of dogs in America with severe behavior problems has trainers seriously alarmed. Just wait until they get a load of the people
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(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
Olympian Jordan Chiles' mother to enter federal prison on day daughter competes for gold
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Tue July 13, 2021
(KUCI)
 
 
 
Today's 2-hr serving of '80s alt/post-punk/new wave includes music from Peter Murphy, Sparks, Yaz, The Monochrome Set, and The Field Mice. Hear what commercial radio doesn't sound like on pastFORWARD #234. Starts @ 1:00 PM ET, LGT streaming options
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Re-Pete
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Senate candidate handpicked and funded by billionaire Peter Thiel insists that he will be "one of the most independent senators out there"
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Sat July 10, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
After having to take Nora, my 19 year old cat, to the rainbow bridge this week, I needed a happy story
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
A Pet Sematary prequel? Really?
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Fri July 09, 2021
(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
It's Executive Order Friday... among voter friendly items on the table: ending noncompete agreements, limiting licensing requirements, and bringing back net neutrality (live 1:30 PM ET)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Centuries-old Hawaii petroglyphs damaged by yobs firing paintballs at cliff
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Thu July 08, 2021
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Police save dog from hot car, with pic of rescued D'awwwg
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Tue July 06, 2021
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Coincidentally, the competing grocery store down the block has 160 new shopping carts with tape over the handles that has "SaveMart" written on it
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Peter Thiel-backed company files patent on shrooms
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Ubisoft demonstrates the level of incompetence we've come to expect. At least they're consistent
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Elmo gets a puppy. This headline brought to you by "D" for "d'awww" and "P" for "puppy because of course it is
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Mon July 05, 2021
(YouTube)
 
 
 
This is how you accidentally end up with a pet ratcat
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Now here you are with your Faith, and your Peter Pan advice. You have no scars on your face and you cannot handle the MSNBC Discussion Thread, live at 7:00 pm Eastern
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Sun July 04, 2021
(Axios)
 
 
 
Ticks and poison ivy are on the rise, so be prepared to stay inside
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
It's the 2021 Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest on ESPN. Can schoolteacher Michelle Lesco win the women's competition? Will Joey Chestnut win the men's contest yet again? And if so, how many hot dogs will he eat? Tune in and find out. Coverage begins at 11:30 AM ET
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Sat July 03, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Atlanta woman terrified of Savannah
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Your annual reminder that fireworks noises traumatize your pet
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(uDiscover Music)
 
 
 
At the dawn of the grunge era, Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers gave traditionalist rock a modern sheen. Happy 30th anniversary, "Into The Great Wide Open"
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Thu July 01, 2021
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
How to throw a dog-friendly barbecue. Your dog wants to man the grill
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Human sacrifice. Cats and dogs getting Covid together. Mass hysteria
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Human sacrifice. Cats and dogs getting Covid together. Mass hysteria
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
What thing do you do that absolutely mesmerizes your pets?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Tour de France surrenders lawsuit against spectator who caused crash
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Wed June 30, 2021
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Saudi Crown Mohammed Prince bin Salman pushes for new national airline in attempt to move country away from oil. It's true, a Saudi airline could chop their competitors to bits
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(Kent Online)
 
 
 
11-year-old girl comes up with an idea to fit wind turbines to electric cars, charging the cars' batteries as they're driven along, turning each car into a perpetual motion machine. You may scoff, but someone wants to give her an award. Not Newton however
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(Louder Sound)
 
 
 
Peter Gabriel postpones WOMAD festival, accuses government of selling England by the pound
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Tue June 29, 2021
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
This year's offering in disturbing CGI in a family film: Clifford the Big Red Dog. Goes from puppy cute to devouring another pet snake-style a la the 1993 horror film Man's Best Friend in one scene
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Getting mud on the carpet is one thing, but if you find a hidden well in your front room, dig into it and find a medieval sword, and still want to keep digging, well, never mind. Just be prepared for more mud on your carpet
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Luckily for America, Trump is an incompetent boob. Imagine if someone with half a brain had been trying for a military coup
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What would be a petition you would like to see?
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(LGBTQ Nation)
 
 
 
"At home Peter Doocy has a bunch of single shoes because Jen Psaki puts a foot in his ass everyday"
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Mon June 28, 2021
(Interesting Engineering)
 
 
 
Need feedback on your yoga poses but don't want anyone to see your body? MIT has you covered with their new "intelligent carpet"
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Sun June 27, 2021
(10 News)
 
 
 
San Diego Zoo Safari Park requests guests don't pet the rabid bat
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Sat June 26, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
No grift too petty: IG's report finds that Trump EPA officials handed out "no-show' jobs to friends, engaged in blatant nepotism when filling senior jobs and even kept fired employees on the payroll by pretending they were "teleworking"
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Fri June 25, 2021
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Mothers reveal the pet peeves they hold for the actions of other parents
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Thu June 24, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Spooked by an exciting and competitive Formula 1 season, FIA punishes Red Bull by mandating minimum pit stop times
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(ProPublica)
 
 
 
While most Americans are struggling to save for retirement, Peter Thiel's Roth IRA is worth $5 billion, all of which he can withdraw tax-free. How did he do it? He bought his pre-IPO Paypal founders stock through his Roth
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(Lincoln Journal Star)
 
 
 
I thought the Trash Pandas were a minor league team
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Wed June 23, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Having someone other than the usual suspects compete for the NBA title may actually be good for the NBA
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
If there was a Pet Olympics, which event would your precious medal in?
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Old and busted: prenups. New and improved on the pee pad: petnups
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Tue June 22, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Sun sets on Sun Yang's efforts to compete in the Sun Olympics in The Land of the Rising Sun as Sun court Sun rules Sun is a Sun cheater
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1864, General Lee struck back at Petersburg, leading the narrator to wonder what trouble them Duke boys were gonna get into next
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Orange County considering banning retail sales of cats, dogs, potentially leaving business owners with no option but wholesale bulk purchases for their cat-based needs
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Orange County considering banning retail sales of cats, dogs, potentially leaving business owners with no option but wholesale bulk purchases for their cat-based needs
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(The News & Observer (NC))
 
 
 
Man convicted of charges stemming from ballot fraud he perpetrated to swing a 2018 election to the GOP. Went to pretty great lengths to save his $721/month disability, trying to hide 15 YEARS' worth of checks ($130k). Also pled to being bad at math
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Congratulations to Maura Spence for being named Miss Colorado 2021. For the talent competition, she fired a Javelin anti-tank missile while traveling at 50 kph over broken desert terrain
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Italian egg stuffed meatloaf (Polpettone). Hard boiled egg in the center, yes or no?
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Mon June 21, 2021
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
'Nude man breaks into Bel Air home, kills family's pet birds'. Looks like Carlton's residuals check didn't clear
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
While the line of succession might not be entirely clear, Subby really hopes it could end up in a reverse King Ralph situation. Come on, who doesn't want tea parties with crumpets on the White House lawn?
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(WWLP)
 
 
 
Petition to stop Amazon founder Jeff Bezos from returning to Earth after space trip nears 40,000 signatures. However, Bezos only needs Sir Isaac Newton's signature
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Sun June 20, 2021
(ZDNet)
 
 
 
"I just watched McDonald's new AI drive-thru and I've lost my appetite"
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Kagome lattice displaying quantum behavior. If I feed this lettuce to my pet iguana, will he turn into Godzilla?
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Fri June 18, 2021
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Two members of the Hollywood Foreign Press Association resign, vow to form competing organization
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(Some Stressed Out Guy)
 
 
 
Thanks to the vaccines, the pandemic may be coming to an end. But pandemic stress could linger for a while, leaving us all in a Gordon Ramsey mood for months to come
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Thu June 17, 2021
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
PetSmart is partnering with DoorDash for same-day delivery and cat owners feel like they've bought themselves a little breathing room
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
Get Back: Peter Jackson's fresh take on "Let it Be" documentary due on Disney+ in November
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Launch of floating petri dish to be delayed due to...*spins wheel* COVID-19. That can't be right. *spins wheel again* COVID-19.*spins wheel again* COVID-19. *spins wheel again* COVID-19. Wow, this COVID stuff must be serious
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(KUCI)
 
 
 
Today's 2-hour serving of '80s alt/post-punk/new wave includes music from Stan Ridgway, Peter Murphy, The Nails, and That Petrol Emotion. Hear what commercial radio doesn't sound like on pastFORWARD #227. Starts @ 1:00 PM ET, LGT streaming options
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(ZDNet)
 
 
 
CVS has today's incompetent IT shop where they've exposed over one billion records. If you think you have privacy any longer you're fooling yourself
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Food delivery apps have a voracious appetite for growth
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(WABI Bangor)
 
 
 
Pet Sematary
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Wed June 16, 2021
(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Following on from the Mona Lisa petition, there's now a petition to deny Bezos re-entry from his space flight
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Charles Manson murder house sold for $1.8M. Must have been discounted because of all the carpet stains and the flamethrower burn marks in the swimming pool
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(Politico)
 
 
 
"'Never ascribe to malice that which is adequately explained by incompetence" Oh, wait. This was the Trump Administration, so strike that, reverse it
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(Louder Sound)
 
 
 
Master of Puppets celebrates its 35th anniversary. It's time to embrace middle age, home ownership, and soccer practice for the kids. All of those things that should not be
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
It was love at first sight when TJ the Saluki & Coral the greyhound were both placed in the same foster home where they formed a strong bond. Fingers & paws crossed that these sweethearts find their forever home together in time for Woofday Wetnose Wednesday
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Euro 2020 continues at 9am ET with neighbors Finland and Russia meeting in St. Petersburg, followed by Turkey v Wales from Baku, then Italy hosts Switzerland in Rome
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Tue June 15, 2021
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Well, now we know which hospitals have incompetent staff
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(ET Cahada)
 
 
 
At least Salma Hayek's owl didn't poop on Harry Styles head
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(Android Central)
 
 
 
Google's motto is 'Don't Be Evil', maybe they should change it to 'Don't be Petty'
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Mon June 14, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass Pekingese wins Best in Show at Westminster Dog Show. Seriously, this is the Best?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass Pekingese wins Best in Show at Westminster Dog Show. Seriously, this is the Best?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Petition urging Jeff Bezos to buy and eat the Mona Lisa gains steam. Wait. What?
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Sun June 13, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Muppet Bladerunner
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
In the Heights and Peter Rabbit 2: Peter's Revenge are not quite the pandemic box office draw studios hoped
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Fri June 11, 2021
(Biography Channel)
 
 
 
Happy 52nd to the god of T*ts and Wine. Pete Dinklage too
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
The latest thing that will kill you and your pets in your own backyard? Ask Socrates
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Thu June 10, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
The Sunshine State now has its own "Bridgegate" scandal, and, like everything else involving Gov. DeSantis, it's far more stupid and petty than the original
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Pete Alonso: pitchers should be allowed to use sticky stuff. Also, MLB needs to stop changing the ball based on free agent classes
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Wed June 09, 2021
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
How world's top vaccine maker stumbled in its COVID dose drive and made those yahoos at Emergent BioSolutions in Baltimore look almost competent
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
With less than 4% of the population fully vaccinated as of yesterday, Japan's Suga wants everyone jabbed by November, his own working Mach 5, a pet Godzuki, and toro tuna for all
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Fake outrage is making writers change lines in their books as petulant readers can't distinguish authors' opinions from those of their characters. "The submitter nodded knowingly at this sentiment, before musing at length on the amazingness of Duke"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
See Jade. See Jade help kids read. Jade is one of 65 "reading dogs" being used in Welsh schools. Jade gets all the s-t-e-a-k (sound it out) she wants. Be like Jade
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Tue June 08, 2021
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Senate passes bipartisan US Innovation and Competition Act 68-32. It re-invests money into tech research and development to stay competitive AND sticks it to China for anti-competitive practices. A little of something for both sides
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(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Peter Parkour taken into custody
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
DOJ: We traced the ransom money Colonial Pipeline paid to bill their customers again, and hey, did you know that this blockchain idea is a *great* law enforcement tool that leads us right to the perpetrators? Oh, and we recovered most of the money
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Who among us wouldn't want a magical petting fence?
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Mon June 07, 2021
(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Chili's has entered the chicken sandwich wars with a new sandwich that will shame the competition. Difficulty: only available on the 3 for $10 menu, only available for takeout, and this option costs $3 more if you're not a loyalty program member
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
The Olympics will finally have the women's 1500m swim this year. Which means we'll get to see what happens when competitors try to keep up with Kate Ledecky for 30 laps
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Sun June 06, 2021
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
The "natural" sounds in nature documentaries? Yeah, about those
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Fri June 04, 2021
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Laurie Anderson and Lou Reed's domestic life, as imagined and set to music by Liz Phair, re-enacted with puppets
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(NHL)
 
 
 
Go west, hockey fans. Will the Jets carpet bomb the Habs or will it be et le but all night long? Will the Avs bury Vegas or will the Knights lance the threat with strategically placed explosives to trigger controlled slides? We start @ 7:30pm ET
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(WXII Winston-Salem)
 
 
 
Asheboro City Schools prove once again that no one is as petty and power hungry as school administrators
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
OANN is asking for volunteers to count ballots in Maricopa County. Such competent. So security. Oh wow
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Peter Dinklage, Josh Brolin, and Glenn Close starring in a comedy together? SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY
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Thu June 03, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Britain 2021 Best Shed competition features a lot of backyard boozers for some reason
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Remember the July 4th fireworks that Trump insisted on putting on in Washington despite nobody wanting him to? Well, it caused $42,000 in damage to the city. Which, considering his overall level of incompetence, seems sort of like a success, actually
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(Washington Free Beacon)
 
 
 
Google's chief diversity officer "apologizes" for suggesting that Jews ask themselves why they have an "insatiable appetite for war" in an email sent only to Jewish employees
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Your dog wants Grogu
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Wed June 02, 2021
(MIT)
 
 
 
RIP Gordon Pettengill, who radar-tracked Sputnik, led Arecibo, and more. He is survived by his wife, children, two granddaughters, and asteroid 3831 Pettengill
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
'Open relationship', 'Remote association', 'Casual relationship', 'Co-dependence' and 'Friendship.' Human or feline behaviors? Why not both? Or not
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Tue June 01, 2021
(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
Alligator fractures skull of diver and 34 staples in head. Chubbs Peterson gives it a thumb up
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
It's a comedian's round table featuring Ted Danson and Pete Davidson, the most iconic duo since Laurel and Hardy
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(New Japan Pro-Wrestling)
 
 
 
Can Taichi & ZSJ regain the IWGP Heavyweight Tag titles? Will Okada be cleared to compete? Does Yuya Uemura have a death wish? Road to DOMINION starts @ 5:30 AM EDT on NJPWWorld.com, the King of Sports
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Mon May 31, 2021
(Indy100)
 
 
 
Tiny dogs are now wearing neon body armor with spikes because that's what it's come to
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(The Herald Bulletin)
 
 
 
"Hoosiers want more competitive legislative districts where voters choose their legislators, instead of legislators choosing their voters." Oh, my sweet summer child
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Sun May 30, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
How do you convince coal miners and petrolheads of the value of renewables? Give them a ride in a Tesla
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Sat May 29, 2021
(PopCulture)
 
 
 
Pete Davidson has had enough of SNL
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(Spoon & Tamago)
 
 
 
Japanese Olympic gymnast Airi Hatakeyama is in a series of posters for the national pillow fight competition
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Fri May 28, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Peter Griffin has really let himself go
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Thu May 27, 2021
(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1703, Peter the Great founded the city of St. Petersburg after a string of military victories, proving that anyone can be canonized if they have enough cannons
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Two words: Toxic Starfish
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Bad bad bunny completely wrecks kitchen, now risks becoming hasenfeffer
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
At this point, we just have to assume getting spanked on live TV is Pete Doocy's fetish
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Wed May 26, 2021
(BestLife)
 
 
 
You know, for something that "just works" you guys are entering into Microsoft levels of code competence. And yes, its ANOTHER time in the last 12 months that Apple is telling people to update to fix serious security flaws
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(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
Want to see punk rock band concert headlined by Teenage Bottlerocket in St. Petersburg next month? Tickets are only $18, except, if unvaccinated for COVID-19, that'll be $999.99
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Oh nothing, just a cat petting a pigeon. Hopefully not to see if it's plump enough
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
"We went through this journey together yesterday, Peter," Jen Psaki reminds public masochist Doocy during hilarious scene from White House press briefing
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Tue May 25, 2021
(WWE)
 
 
 
It's time...Franky Monet debuts. Also, Balor vs Kross for the NXT title, Grimes vs DiBiase have a "Million Dollar Faceoff" & Pete Dunne tries to find out how many fish Bobby Fish could fry if Bobby Fish could fry fish. It all begins at 8 PM ET on USA
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Want to make people pay attention? Mention that the zoo just might possibly be missing an alligator. Oh, but don't worry, the one they might be missing is very docile
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Mon May 24, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Chellsie Memmel competes in US Classic gymnastics event. Difficulty: After 9 years of retirement. Even more difficult: At the age of 32. Even even more difficult: As a mom of 2
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Parents nurse sick turtle back to health while son is in jail. No explanation given for the blisters on its feet
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Sun May 23, 2021
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Freud on petro-masculinity and electric vehicles: "Sometimes a hummer is just a hummer"
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Fri May 21, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Peter Doocy seems to be determined to look like a total jackass in press conferences
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Dems reveal infrastructure counteroffer to please the GOP, and points out that the GOP's version eliminates almost EVERYTHING in the original Biden plan that was intended to give America a competitive advantage over China
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Marjorie Taylor Greene proves her level of competency by calling Nancy Pelosi a nazi and thinking HIPAA is an animal you kill on safari
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
People say he's the 'dumbest guy' in the U.S. Congress. I say you've got lots of competition, Asparagus Boy
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Thu May 20, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Happy National Rescue Dog Day. Tag is for rescuers
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Big Pet Food is not just a dimensional concept and is turning your critters into junkies
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Big Pet Food is not just a dimensional concept and is turning your critters into junkies
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I'm a teacher with years of experience, but as I am short and petite and young looking, parents always ask if I'm new to the job and often treat me as if they know more. I'm starting at a new school next year; how can I stop these brash inquiries?"
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Houston Zoo welcomes ugly-ass baby mud trumpet to Clutch City with the ritual beating of trash cans
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Wed May 19, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Peter Thiel backing a competitor to Elon Musk's brain implant company. It's all fun and games until Sharon Stone is trying to kill you on Mars
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Tue May 18, 2021
(KTAR Phoenix)
 
 
 
Your dog wants minty bacterial binaca
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
New study conducted by the notorious tree-huggers at the London School of Economics says 20 petrochemical companies are responsible for 55% of the world's single-use plastic waste
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Mon May 17, 2021
(YouTube)
 
 
 
For the tens of you who have been clamoring for a Muppets/Haunted Mansion crossover special, boy oh boy, is it going to be your Halloween
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(France 24)
 
 
 
It's almost as if the entire population of a nation very much behind in getting vaccinated believes holding an international competition in the middle of a pandemic is a bad idea
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Sat May 15, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
PETA is angry about: A.) Tyson Farms' coronavirus outbreaks, B.) Police officers shooting a dog, or C.) A chimpanzee appearing in an Offspring music video
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Fri May 14, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
Republican lawmaker accused of having an office that was a "Covid petri dish"
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Thu May 13, 2021
(The Poke (UK))
 
 
 
'Welsh people shag sheep. Temptation is there but the static shock wouldn't be worth it.'
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Sadly, it's not news that a servicemember was arrested for participation in the Beer Gut Putsch. It is, however, a new twist to have an ACTIVE DUTY servicemember charged with participating. O-4 Pete's sake: he's an officer
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(WGAL 8)
 
 
 
Here is how to keep your dog cool this summer, because not everybody likes a hot dog
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Top chefs dish on best hot sandwiches to make in a hurry when you're bored with the usual lunch fare. Anyone for crab crumpets?
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Wed May 12, 2021
(Zillow)
 
 
 
Come for the Magic Eye carpet, stay for the exhibitionist bathtub
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Study finds petting a therapy dog can have weeks of health benefits. So Subby's wife who spoons her dog every night should be virtually immortal
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Soon your dog's breath may be no worse than yours
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Chipotle's plan to raise its minimum wage to $15/hour is a blow to its competitors. Its plan to pay for only 7 of every 9 hours worked still a blow to its workers
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
10 Your dog 20 Wants steak 30 Goto 10
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Tue May 11, 2021
(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Peter Doocy gets to learn why Americans fear returning to work thanks to some Psaki-splaining
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
New YouTube series "Gwarsenio's High School CD Review". First up: Avenged Sevenfold's "Sounding the Seventh Trumpet"
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Mon May 10, 2021
(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
Tiger seen roaming around Houston. Good to hear he is recovering from his car accident
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Sun May 09, 2021
(WHDH Boston)
 
 
 
News crew doing story on stolen dog sees thief and interviews him. Guy has worst alibi ever, is arrested, dog recovered
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Sat May 08, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Iggy Pop's pets are cooler than you
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Fri May 07, 2021
(Dark Horizons)
 
 
 
It's time to play the music, it's time for creepy lights, it's time for a Muppet's corporate synergy fright night
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Microsoft's ChromeOS competitor, Windows 10X, gets strangled in the development lab
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(Bellator)
 
 
 
Friday Night MMA: Bellator 258, Juan Archuleta vs Sergio Pettis, Anthony "Rumble" Johnson returns to fight Jose Augusto Barros. Also Patricky Pitbull, Michael "Venom" Page, Raufeon Stots. Prelims stream at 5:30 PM ET, main card at 9 PM ET on Showtime
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
It's like Secret Santa except you get a mystery animal
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(CityNews Toronto)
 
 
 
What do you do when your bungling incompetence leads to a third Covid-19 wave? HEY EVERYBODY LOOK OVER THERE
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Thu May 06, 2021
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Following the Noel Clarke revelations, over 800 women in the entertainment industry sign a petition for culture change
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
If the kaijus don't kill the Tokyo Olympics this petition might
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Woman buys duck egg from supermarket, lets it hatch
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Pete Davidson had a "brief" phone call with Eminem following the NFT SNL skit that lasted about as long as his average relationship
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(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Meet irresistible professional car model Mao Mao, a cat who earns more than most humans by looking cute and attracting attention with her pouty face
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Wed May 05, 2021
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Sage advice from Pete Davidson: If you're gonna get tattoos, just make sure you really want it and aren't on mushrooms
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(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Transparent wood. Now without petrochemicals
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
HBO Max to air new competition series where dozens of young Latin American men are flown to Korea to develop skills in song, dance, and cuteness, hoping to debut in world"s first fully K-pop-trained Spanish-language boy band
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Elon Musk mobbed by his New York fans, though they may have been there for Pete Davidson
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Come for Lauren Boebert being an idiot yet again, stay for the picture of President Biden with a Rosalynn Carter puppet
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Tue May 04, 2021
(Zillow)
 
 
 
We've secretly submitted a house generated by an AI to a home listing company. Little things give it away, like the carpet in the kitchen and the closet on the ground floor bigger than most houses
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
22 year old golfer becomes first person with Down Syndrome to compete for a collegiate title. What's her handicap? Article doesn't say, but you have to assume it's in the single digits or better
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
The GOP is petrified of DC statehood
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(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
Long before compiling his great thesaurus, Peter Roget was in danger of becoming a prisoner of war in Napoleon's Europe. For Roget, the experience was dispiriting, anxious, demoralizing, fraught, melancholy, fearful, dismaying, troubling, and sad
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Sun May 02, 2021
(Birmingham Mail)
 
 
 
Cruel owner won't allow Husky to keep the new hairless pet that he found in a Birmingham park
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(We Are the Mighty)
 
 
 
Some random civilian challenged US Navy SEAL Marcus Luttrell to a shooting competition at SHOT Show in 2016. Guess who won
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Sat May 01, 2021
(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
The United States is shocked that a Native American petroglyph is defaced with "white power" because we don't have any racists here. Must be Chinese spies
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Fri April 30, 2021
(Eurogamer)
 
 
 
Japanese fans are scared to play Resident Evil: Village. Capcom's answer? Puppets carrying buckets of blood and chainsaws
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Bloody tale from Japan's ultra-competitive trainspotting world. "No one could have expected a wisteria festival to trigger violence, but here we are"
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Two shot after a man brings a luger to Peter Luger's
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Thu April 29, 2021
(EuroNews)
 
 
 
Please do not pet the fish. It is not a fish. It's a ticking time bomb. Bork, bork, bork
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Didn't Melania Trump claim to have a degree in design? Anyway petition calls for Jill Biden to return Rose Garden to its former glory before Melania turned it into a fairway
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"Speakers with attractive voices are thought of as competent, kind and trustworthy." Counterpoint: you just read this in your voice
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Wed April 28, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Nose ID
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(National Geographic)
 
 
 
Pandemic causes spike in chicken rentals. In related news, apparently you can rent a chicken
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Funnily enough, an international food photography competition isn't always just about the food. Some really stunning images here, but the last one might be a gut-punch for some
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(Sad and Useless)
 
 
 
"Dog Crocs" - so pets can be as fashionably awkward as their owners/caretakers
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(Today)
 
 
 
A chihuahua who had been described in his adoption ad as a "neurotic, man hating, animal hating, children hating" dog who looks like a gremlin has found his forever home. Please welcome Prancer and his new owner to Woofday Wetnose Wednesday
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(National Geographic)
 
 
 
Scientists in Baltimore find ancient signs of earth's mantle, competent governance, decent baseball
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Tue April 27, 2021
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Hottie, 28, offered "random citizens" lap dances and then asked cops if they wanted to "bang" on sidewalk. Just another Saturday night in St. Petersburg
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Mon April 26, 2021
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
You're using mouthwash wrong
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Evan Peters reflects on being a Bohner in WandaVision
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Enterprising homeowner made $50,000 last summer by renting out his heated saltwater pool during the pandemic. Subby made about tree fiddy with his homemade carnival featuring a tire swing ride, a bedbug petting zoo, and your mom the bearded lady
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Sun April 25, 2021
(IndyCar)
 
 
 
Colton Herta has the pole for the Firestone Grand Prix of St. Petersburg. Coverage starts on NBC at Noon ET
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Sat April 24, 2021
(YouTube)
 
 
 
"If Puppets Explained QAnon" [NSFW language]
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Fri April 23, 2021
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Outrage for Caturday: new patch for Civilization VI adds a button and animation for scout units to pet their dogs, but not cats. Their response: "One does not simply pet the cat"
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Drupal Gurus: Frank was farked from day one because "business genius" Mike Lindell doesn't know how to hire competent programmers
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Thu April 22, 2021
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
PETA up to its usual PETAnneigans, says Scottish zoo is 'sexually assaulting' their pandas for human entertainment by trying to produce babies
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Woman takes her pet for a stroll in the park
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Neuro-researchers find repetitive headdesks and facepalms can result in functional brain impairments, recommend a reduction in the pol tab for those affected
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(9 to 5 Mac)
 
 
 
Apple execs: "we do not recommend using AirTags to track small children or pets." So, you're saying that there's a chance it would actually work in an area with lots of Apple devices?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I fell in love with my fiancé a few years ago. His past includes significant drug use and petty crimes. He got clean and sober, but an old associate of his turned him in for past crimes. He is looking at some prison time. Should I leave him?"
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Wed April 21, 2021
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Wait... there's a dog in the picture?
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Tue April 20, 2021
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
10 years ago today terms like "Macondo," "tar balls," "largest marine oil spill in the history of the petroleum industry," and "Deepwater Horizon" blew out the wellhead
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Peter Luger Steak House will open its Tokyo branch this September. Of course it's rare - it's the first location outside New York since it first opened in 1887
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Mon April 19, 2021
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Chad claims to have killed three hundred rebels, setting off a new wave of competition among the Stacys
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(Outside Online)
 
 
 
Idiot sport climber bolts up three new routes directly through wall of ancient petroglyphs near Moab
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Sun April 18, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
This is what competent leadership looks like
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Sat April 17, 2021
(Jerusalem Post)
 
 
 
Man's best friend can detect coronavirus. Your dog wants steak and a vaccine
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
He's finally going on the Royal Land Rover Hearse, driven by the Stig. Will Harry and William get into a slap fight? Will he rise from the coffin and eat Camilla's brains? Will Peter Griffin care? HRH Prince Philip Funeral
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(NBC Miami)
 
 
 
Being Florida, he'll probably spend it all on pet alligators and meth within a year
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Fri April 16, 2021
(BK Reader)
 
 
 
Misguided do-gooders are "rescuing" New Yorkers' pet cats and delivering them to shelters... even the bodega cats aren't safe
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Meet 'Painless Pete', a retired nurse who has vaccinated thousands. Bonus: He tells dad jokes while jabbing you
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Pete Davidson set to portray Joey Ramone in new Netflix biopic
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Thu April 15, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
James O'Keefe suspended from Twitter for sockpuppeting. If only there were some organization that could help him get to the truth of the matter
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(My Modern Metropolis)
 
 
 
It Came From Below... the assault of adorable pet photos taken from beneath a glass table, that is
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(My Modern Metropolis)
 
 
 
It Came From Below... the assault of adorable pet photos taken from beneath a glass table, that is
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Wed April 14, 2021
(Playstation Lifestyle)
 
 
 
Beautiful Goddess Shivakamini Somakandarkram sheds her League trophy form and joins the Borderlands movie. Taco, Pete, Kevin, Rodney, and Andre inconsolable
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Growing up, Subby's local radio station challenged listeners to identify songs from several snippets edited one after the other. Can you identify all the sounds this Lyrebird is making?
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Matt Gaetz tells CNN reporter "Your network is trying to propagandize lies against me" in a whiny, petulant tone one would expect from a child
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(KPIC Roseburg)
 
 
 
Thanks to Saving Grace Pet Adoption Center in Roseburg, Oregon quite a few abandoned or hoarded dogs and cats have been rescued & many have been adopted. Please welcome Wonder & Olaf to this week's Woofday Wetnose Wednesday (w/video)
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Even in the corrupt atmosphere of NJ politics, faking EVERY SINGLE SIGNATURE on your primary ballot petition is a bridge too far
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(The Philadelphia Inquirer)
 
 
 
The way he hustled, who would have bet on Pete Rose to make it to 80 years old?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
It turns out that there are real pet detectives
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Homeowners rip up old carpet in living room, find giant Monopoly board hidden underneath. Now looking for Rich Uncle Pennybags to see if he has some extra cash
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Tue April 13, 2021
(The Irish Times)
 
 
 
If you want to set up a successful grow house, you need to first eliminate the competition. Isn't that right, Mr. Landlord?
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(Glamour Magazine)
 
 
 
Pete Davidson is dating his celebrity crush, after dating all yours. He's also funnier than you
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(US Food and Drug Administration)
 
 
 
The FDA announced a voluntary recall on some Meow Mix dry cat food. MEEE-Wow, Meow Mix now with Salmonella
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(Ric Romero. Jr)
 
 
 
Kids and pets: the real reason we can't have nice things
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Looks like we can finally get our freak on with a John, a Peter and a Woody
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Mon April 12, 2021
(The Newspaper)
 
 
 
Ticket camera company executives warn of decline in morale if shareholders reject merger with biggest competitor. 2,808,597 declines in morale, in fact
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Mike Lindell announces MyStore, his MAGA answer to Amazon. Next up, MyCar to compete with Detroit's Big Three and MyOhMy to compete with George Takei
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
New study says bosses should talk less and listen more, but didn't get into micromanagement, sheer incompetence, failing up, TPS report cover sheets, or generally being a clueless unqualified moran
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
After totally slamming Biden for being "humane," John Cornyn (R-TX) dunks on him again for his "conventional" tweets. BOOM. TAKE THAT, YOU... COMPETENT PRESIDENT
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Sun April 11, 2021
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Man-hating demonic chihuahua up for adoption
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(Ultimate Classic Rock)
 
 
 
Death isn't stopping Tom Petty from releasing a new album
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Sat April 10, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Giant pet tortoise on the run after escaping Kansas home. Figured the neighbor's lettuce would be ready by the time he got there
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Fri April 09, 2021
(The New Republic)
 
 
 
The left should actually embrace 'Cancel Culture' and let Republicans be distracted by Dr Seuss and The Muppets because when they focus on actual policy, they cause real harms
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Lobbying firm hired by Matt Gaetz is exactly as competent as you would expect lawyers who agree to work for a guy who Venmo'ed money to a sex trafficker for illegal acts to be
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Local gang leader started out with petty theft, escalated to home invasions and then formed a crew to go around town demanding protection fees. Locals decide enough is enough and order a hit
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Thu April 08, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
I hope this puts your petty problems of food and rent into perspective. There are people really suffering out there. As this hard hitting article shows: Is There a Private Jet Shortage on the Horizon?
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
What's your driving pet peeve? Slower Farkers must keep right
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Petrified by their first-ever taste of a consequence, Capitol rioters are turning on one another
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Greg Gutfeld, the love child of Gilbert Gotfried and a jackal, calls American teachers "corrupt, incompetent, and lazy" for wanting to be protected from Covid-19
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
At this rate, Nissan will soon be pushing perpetual car loans
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Wed April 07, 2021
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Cargo ship that's been innocently sitting off the coast of Yemen for years attacked with limpet mine. Witnesses report that its Christmas lights appear distressingly tangled
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(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
Sheetz selected as finalist for best regional fast food award. FARK: They were competing against Bojangles, In-n-Out Burger, Skyline Chili, and more
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(CNN)
 
 
 
While Biden is quietly and effectively presidenting, the GOP leaders can't seem to shake their addiction to Trump-style "stunt politics", and, oddly people are finding they actually kinda like that whole "competence" thing
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Pete Alonso takes down the Judge
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(Metro)
 
 
 
If you've never seen The Thick of It, Armando Iannucci's classic political satire starring Peter Capaldi, you're missing out, especially as it featured an f-bomb every five seconds, and the f*cking BBC thought it was too sweary
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Tue April 06, 2021
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
So much for progress: Anti-freeway activists are pushing Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg to start blocking more highways now that the U.S. Department of Transportation has blocked a highway project in Houston
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Pete Davidson moves out of his mother's basement, still the king of Staten Island
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Photo booth doggos are what we all need
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
"The 41-year-old died after choking on tacos while competing in the contest"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Lola the Labrador licks lifeless lamb, love leaps to life
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Mon April 05, 2021
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Pete Buttigieg has to slowly explain to Republicans that people need water to live
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Sat April 03, 2021
(Some BBQer)
 
 
 
How to release your inner "Iron Chef" with ground turkey, cantaloupe, cornflakes, and a chocolate rabbit for a virtual BBQ competition
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Kid makes bow-ties for adoptable dogs in shelters. After all, "who wouldn't want to adopt a dog wearing a bow tie?"
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(Out Magazine)
 
 
 
Pete Buttigieg goes on Fox and schools the hosts... again
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Nymerian fighter pet missing; Procol Harum plays victory concert and I may have got a few words wrong in this headline
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Fri April 02, 2021
(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
The real internet influencers. Fluffy, hairy Internet influencers
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The 25 best Muppets according to NPR. Yes, it's a heart-felt list, but not too manipulating
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Thu April 01, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
US Dept of Transportation invokes the Civil Rights Act to stop a Texas section of I-45 which was conveniently designed to destroy an overwhelmingly Black and Hispanic community. Good job, Pete
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
CBS takes William Petersen and Jorja Fox out of storage, attaches them to a CSI reboot, this one set in Vegas
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Some competitors are out of commission for days, unable to eat and tending to upset stomachs. And yes, that also sometimes means painful sessions on the toilet"
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(ProPublica)
 
 
 
Trump advisor Peter Navarro blatantly wasted billions of tax money rewarding Trump donors. And you thought the money was going to fight COVID you silly goose
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Gaspedal Gaetz says OAN, Fox, and Newmax are competing for the services of a sex trafficker
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