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Mon July 13, 2020
		TikTok Hype House's Thomas Petrou says he will migrate if U.S bans app. Subby doesn't know words now source: tmz.com \| share:	9

Sun July 12, 2020
		How to win the most cutthroat competition of all: family game night source: popsci.com \| share:	37
		Like toothpaste and orange juice, Minty Maniacs and O'Rangers have left a bad taste in their competitors' mouths by sweeping all four ML2020 events to date. Perhaps the Long Jump will cleanse the palate. 4:15 ET/1:15 PT, it's Jelle's Marble Runs source: youtube.com \| share:	17

Sat July 11, 2020
		Saturday Night MMA: UFC 251 from Fight Island with three title fights. Kamaru Usman vs Jorge Masvidal, Alexander Volkanovski vs Max Holloway II, Petr Yan vs Jose Aldo. Fight Pass prelims at 6 PM ET, ESPN Prelims at 8 PM ET, PPV Main card at 10 PM ET source: ufc.com \| share:	372

Fri July 10, 2020
		Google bans ads for their competition source: cnbc.com \| share:	12

Thu July 09, 2020
		Judge Sullivan: hmmm, you know, we have a few treasonweasels on this court, so let's have the entire circuit court review the Flynn mandamus petition. Six votes stand between justice and treason source: twitter.com \| share:	159
		One-of-a-kind photos of shelter dogs will help them get adopted, make your day a little woofier source: boredpanda.com \| share:	7

Wed July 08, 2020
		Pup, bunneh and lil guinea, living together in perfect harmony source: laughingsquid.com \| share:	7
		Reba the Hen goes on a road trip and makes it home in time for...do we have a day for chickens? source: wjactv.com \| share:	6
		Sentient bowtie's meat puppet Tucker Carlson reveals the shocking truth: wearing masks to prevent infection "has no basis of any kind in science". Somebody tell the doctors, nurses, and hospitals, because they're wasting literally billions of dollars source: businessinsider.com \| share:	96

Tue July 07, 2020
		The first trumpet of the apocalypse has sounded...in Fargo, ND source: inforum.com \| share:	33
		Celebrate Ringo Starr's 80th birthday with appearances by Paul McCartney, Dave Grohl, Sheryl Crow, Elvis Costello, Peter Frampton and many more source: youtube.com \| share:	20
		White House adviser Peter Navarro on Trump's refusal to wear masks:"There's nothing more to squeeze from that orange." Subby is not sure that President Trump likes to be referred to as that source: talkingpointsmemo.com \| share:	48
		If you lost your head in St. Petersburg this morning, the police have it source: local10.com \| share:	68
		Peter Navarro proves that drinking before going on TV is a bad idea source: twitter.com \| share:	74
		"Arresting officers say they found a bottle of vodka and a block of Subway cheese in Peters' pockets" source: cleveland.com \| share:	39
		Republican National Convention attendees will be tested every day for coronavirus, human-equivalent level of mental competency, self-tanner source: thehill.com \| share:	53
		Fox News trumpets Trump's claim we now have to "live with" Coronavirus source: mediamatters.org \| share:	86

Mon July 06, 2020
(Some Guy)		"The incident is under investigation and the final report will be forwarded to the Monroe County Prosecutor's Office upon completion." Guess the color of the perpetrators source: bloomingtonian.com \| share:	140
		Birdwatcher Lives Matter source: nytimes.com \| share:	107
		Taco Bell has given us another entry into the 2020 Apocalypse competition: the grilled cheese burrito source: local21news.com \| share:	20
		Pet dogs may improve social-emotional development in young children as well as protect them from bullies, abandoned wells and burial caves, and rampaging bears source: medicalxpress.com \| share:	17
		"That dog not Sh*thead, that dog Lifesaver." That dog gets steak for life source: apnews.com \| share:	7
(Some Guy)		Squirrel moving, moving day. Squirrel source: kymkemp.com \| share:	1
(Some Guy)		Squirrel moving, moving day. Squirrel source: kymkemp.com \| share:	1
		With a name like Smucker's, it may cause your cat to suffer nausea with excessive salivation, diarrhea or vomiting, or more severe symptoms like difficulty breathing and possible cardiac or respiratory failure sometimes leading to death source: newyork.cbslocal.com \| share:	29

Sun July 05, 2020
		Matt Gaetz has some competition source: threadreaderapp.com \| share:	202

Sat July 04, 2020
		Peter Navarro is an idiot source: salon.com \| share:	89

Fri July 03, 2020
		It's almost as if having universal health care, a competent government, nonpartisanism, and deference to experts makes a difference source: cnn.com \| share:	205
		Universe's fastest-growing black hole's massive appetite revealed. Oh big nom nom nom indeed source: 9news.com.au \| share:	3

Thu July 02, 2020
		Old 'n (hopefully not) busted: dental dams. New viral protective goodness: cuddle curtains (preferably that match the carpet) source: cnbc.com \| share:	8
		For possibly the first time ever, there's something good about both social media and porgs. Onion-cutting ahead source: news-journalonline.com \| share:	31
		Tammy Duckworth: "'I didn't know that our adversary was helping kill American troops because no one told me' is not an excuse for the commander in chief of the greatest military on earth. It is in fact a confession of incompetence" source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	75
		Over 1,500 musicians and Radiohead have signed a petition to demand the UK stop damaging live music and toss some money to the industry source: nme.com \| share:	17
		Toledo Hemp Center offering free CBD dog treats to calm fireworks anxiety. Your dog wants steak... and Doritos... and Funyuns... and maybe some Taco Bell, dude source: 13abc.com \| share:	46

Wed July 01, 2020
		An inside look at how Ted Cruz got taken down by a filthy felt hand puppet and humiliated in a horrifically great public fashion source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	28
		CEO of conservative Twitter competitor Parler says he will ban users who write potty words. However the N-word and several racist words for Asians? Totally okay source: gizmodo.com \| share:	45
		Vegas, the yoga stretching Pomeranian, puts the dog into downward-facing dog this Woofday Wetnose Wednesday source: yahoo.com \| share:	184
		"The relatively strong economy of 2019 is not coming back for a good long while because Donald Trump is an incompetent oaf who has failed spectacularly at his job" source: theweek.com \| share:	17
		Kansas decides to go forward with the coronavirus petri dish known as its State Fair source: kwch.com \| share:	53

Tue June 30, 2020
		You don't know how it feels to be me, but you could know how it feels to listen to a newly-released acoustic version of this song that Tom Petty recorded at home back in '93 source: rollingstone.com \| share:	13
		Remember Olive and Mabel, the two Labradors whose breakfast racing video went viral after play-by-play commentary was added? Here's a bit of behind-the-scenes to whet your appetite until their next video competition is released source: youtube.com \| share:	3
		After his gyms were ordered to close, CEO threatens the governor of Arizona with a lawsuit, arm wrestling competition source: azfamily.com \| share:	60
		The GOP is truly no better than a group of petulant children source: amp.theguardian.com \| share:	57

Mon June 29, 2020
		Russians are paying bounties to kill US and NATO forces and the White House is mad about it. Not that they're doing it, but that it was reported. Come discuss Putin's Puppet, Traitor Trump, in Monday's MSNBC discussion thread - start 8 PM ET source: msnbc.com \| share:	623
		Dow Jumps: Shakes magic 8 ball...because it believes in Peter Pan and Tinker Bell source: cnbc.com \| share:	24

Fri June 26, 2020
		Unknown currents in Southern Ocean have been observed with help of seals. Rangers, SAS, Spetsnaz, and KSK last not seen source: phys.org \| share:	3
		"Welcome to Applebee's. Can I get you started with some disinfectant?" Finally an appetizer that's, well, appetizing source: nytimes.com \| share:	7
		New former cop admits he's really just pissed that he can't perpetuate systemic oppression without having to face the consequences source: youtube.com \| share:	102
		Chris Pratt mourns his beloved pet goat. Though we all miss you everyday, we know you're up there eating heaven's hay. And here's the part that hurts the most, humans cannot ride a ghost. Bye bye Prince Rupert. You're 5000 candles in the wind source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	22

Thu June 25, 2020
		Do you or anyone you know have ever had an exotic pet? Was it difficult and/or expensive to care for it? source: fark.com \| share:	48

Wed June 24, 2020
		There's a stark difference between Whole Food's Starkey Springs water and their competitors. Mainly it's the extra arsenic source: theguardian.com \| share:	34
		You know who likes cute furry creatures? Cute furry creatures (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share:	4
		You know who likes cute furry creatures? Cute furry creatures (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share:	4
		New Disney + Muppet show sneak peak includes Fark favorite Aubrey Plaza among others. Joe from Legal won't let subby say anything more source: news.avclub.com \| share:	43
		Petite foodie blogger is Subby's kind of girl, she tackles a mammoth 4,000 calorie fish and chip feast in just 30 minutes - and still has room for a pint source: thescottishsun.co.uk \| share:	17

Tue June 23, 2020
		Peter Navarro on Phase I China Trade Deal: "It's over." Trump: "The China Trade Deal is fully intact." Navarro: That's what I said, fully intact source: cnbc.com \| share:	14
		11 simple cocktails to try while quarantining, Yes it's a slide show, but it's also The Onion. Bon appetit source: theonion.com \| share:	12
		Grieving pet owner filled with happiness after she sees beloved dog's face in the clouds on her way to doggo heaven source: thescottishsun.co.uk \| share:	7
		People that have pets or want a good night sleep have a new hero source: baltimoresun.com \| share:	48

Mon June 22, 2020
		Richard Petty says the "most important thing for me right now is hugging my driver." This is surprisingly not about golf source: espn.com \| share:	27

Sun June 21, 2020
		Petition to rename Columbus, OH to Flavortown is capital T Tasty source: edition.cnn.com \| share:	131
		Tom Petty's estate had a few words to say about the unauthorized use of his song "I Won't Back Down" at the Tulsa Rally debacle: don't do me like that and don't come around here no more source: nypost.com \| share:	111
		What is the oddest name you know of anyone giving their pet? source: fark.com \| share:	132

Sat June 20, 2020
(Some Guy)		There's nothing cuter than pics of dogs and their woobies. Post your pics to the right source: woofwoof.tv \| share:	9
		MLB's biggest problem is A) The ongoing player/owner salary dispute, B) The DH rule being moved into the National League, C) Pete Alonso saying naughty words source: nypost.com \| share:	18
		The death of Street Cat Bob, a cat who inspired a popular book about a man struggling with drug addiction, has touched the hearts of people who mourned the cat on social media and shared their stories of beloved pets. Join us on Caturday source: globaltimes.cn \| share:	1172
		The death of Street Cat Bob, a cat who inspired a popular book about a man struggling with drug addiction, has touched the hearts of people who mourned the cat on social media and shared their stories of beloved pets. Join us on Caturday source: globaltimes.cn \| share:	1172

Fri June 19, 2020
		Your SQUEEEE du jour - baby chicks wearing cupcake wrappers like ballerina tutus source: sadanduseless.com \| share:	2
		Virginia, looking jealously at Kentucky, gets its own geriatric turtle source: edition.cnn.com \| share:	22

Thu June 18, 2020
		Competent governors get major reelection boost from their Covid-19 responses source: thehill.com \| share:	22
		Two distinguishing features of the Trump administration are its radical policy agenda and how absolutely incompetent it has been at putting that agenda into law source: theatlantic.com \| share:	39
		🎵Hey hey, we're the Trumpets. Moving and boogieing around. Watching fellow Americans dieeeee but don't care, I'm in line for a death rally 🎵 source: twitter.com \| share:	87

Wed June 17, 2020
		Mind over matter? When it comes to limpets, it's mucus over muscles source: phys.org \| share:	3
		One of the first major televised post-Covid competitive events to be held in the US? Nathan's Famous Hot Dog Eating Contest source: fox5sandiego.com \| share:	39
		Abercrombie & Fitch borrowing from Peter to pay Paul, which is the fashion source: marketwatch.com \| share:	3

Tue June 16, 2020
		Continuing 30-year tradition, Chicago Bulls ownership and execs have reputation within NBA coaching fraternity of being shiatty towards their head coaches -- Christmas Eve firings, twistings in the wind, thinking Tim "Pink" Floyd was competent source: nba.nbcsports.com \| share:	0
		In Germany pets with ze virus now must be reported regardless of zeir papers source: wmdt.com \| share:	2
		Lions in the wild generally don't like to be petted source: huffpost.com \| share:	48
		If your carpet store floods for the fifth time in five years and you can't get insurance, maybe the virus isn't your only problem source: bbc.com \| share:	5
		Hysterical puppet made from discarded klan robes Tucker Carlson panics that Black Lives Matter is "more popular than the president" source: mediaite.com \| share:	103
		At age 80, Peter Bogdanovich's last picture might be his documentary on Buster Keaton, another Hollywood filmmaking genius who irreversibly farked up his career. "He has carried on, much as Keaton strung together the last decades of his life" source: spectator.us \| share:	43

Mon June 15, 2020
		Finally, a chef who is brave enough to ask the tough question no one else will speak aloud. Why aren't Americans making more crumpets at home? source: youtube.com \| share:	27
		This nighttime Eruption of Popocatepetl volcano is pretty damn cool regardless of the lack of Stairway or Freebird source: youtube.com \| share:	5
(NBC Boston)		Over 7000 people petition for the removal of a statue of -- spins wheel -- Abraham Lincoln? What the hell is wrong with -- clicks link -- Oh, that ain't right source: nbcboston.com \| share:	95
		Creator of petition to replace Confederate statues with Britney Spears tributes explains "she means more to us than most of the historic figures we learned about in history class". That and Britney never started a war because she wanted to own slaves source: yahoo.com \| share:	36
		I guess you could say that engine was really ... purring source: bbc.com \| share:	2

Fri June 12, 2020
		Your pet lightning bug? No idea where he is. I haven't seen him source: twitter.com \| share:	5
		Colin Kapernick may go from kneeling to flying very soon, if Pete Carroll has anything to say about it source: sports.yahoo.com \| share:	31
		Georgia GOP terrified those Sneaky Pete Dems might use their brazen voter suppression efforts to galvanize voters this November source: washingtonexaminer.com \| share:	44
		Pick-up truck body rust competitions are a thing? We got it covered source: jalopnik.com \| share:	9

Wed June 10, 2020
		Petition to replace offensive statue with VERY offensive statue source: loudwire.com \| share:	30
		Move over cute animal videos, there is nothing cute about this nightmare dinosaur-wannabe Muppets-reject creature. I mean, WTF source: twitter.com \| share:	24
		Tucker Carlson reduced to insulting Elmo and Sesame Street for their racism town hall, can't handle the fact people will listen to one puppet but not another source: mediaite.com \| share:	75

Tue June 09, 2020
		In retrospect, competing in the Miss Hitler contest might have been a mistake source: foxnews.com \| share:	62
		Why try to compete in the natural gas market, when you can get the President to threaten sanctions instead? source: dw.com \| share:	3

Mon June 08, 2020
		The Trump campaign is launching a new $10 million ad campaign trumpeting that America is right on the verge of recovering from the devastation he's wrought, so be sure to stick with him this November source: politico.com \| share:	55

Fri June 05, 2020
		If only Peter Quill had brought some 'shrooms with his Awesome Mix tapes source: medicalxpress.com \| share:	7
		You are outside the perimeter of your home. Nature calls and your only option is a public restroom. What do you do? WHAT DO YOU DO? Dr Petri, an epidemiologist, lists four things to pay attention to source: marketwatch.com \| share:	16
		Silly gator, space is for Bob and Doug * Germany to hold a rocket competition. No word if London will be evacuated * SpaceX: Boom today, success tomorrow * Exos: Boom today success today * Vega to return to flight * Russia leaks on South America 🚀 source: arstechnica.com \| share:	2

Thu June 04, 2020
		Florida Supreme Court: sorry, voters, but this "Ban Assault Weapons Now" petition is a little unclear so it will not be appearing on the ballot source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	57
		Okay... Fine. Here's a picture a damn cat. Happy now? source: boredpanda.com \| share:	9

Wed June 03, 2020
		Bird scraps thousands of electric scooters in the Middle East, refuses comment on flying carpets source: cnbc.com \| share:	7

Tue June 02, 2020
		Ravens owner gives $1M for social justice reform, or 1/42 Marcus Peters source: espn.com \| share:	6
		Nebraska Governor Pete Ricketts refers to black pastors and black leaders he was meeting with as "you people." Does not go well for him after pastor walks out source: wowt.com \| share:	67
		Ajit Pai (R-Comcast): Net Neutrality isn't needed and companies will compete fairly. Reality: HBO Max won't hit AT&T data caps, but Netflix and Disney Plus will source: theverge.com \| share:	30

Mon June 01, 2020
		Professional fishing is first UK sport to return from the pandemic. Key competitive regulation is special sling net that allows anglers and scalesmen to achieve touch-free, socially distant catching, weighing and releasing of the fish source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	6
		Homeowners in the UK fear a hosepipe ban for the summer, putting lawn competitions on the backburner source: metro.co.uk \| share:	31
		Woman brings terrifying Thunderbirds puppets to Antiques Roadshow, learns she's sitting on a gold mine (possible nsfw content on page) source: express.co.uk \| share:	24
		Researchers are practically ecstatic on new study showing how ketamine helps people roll through depression source: eurekalert.org \| share:	4

Sun May 31, 2020
		Mummenschanz on the Muppet Show, 1976 source: youtube.com \| share:	21

Fri May 29, 2020
		Some humans may have inherited a pregnancy curve-ball from Neanderthals, though other scientists think this is a hoax perpetrated by a con-cave man source: sciencealert.com \| share:	6
		Missouri Governor and Mr. Roper cosplayer Mike Parson says if his incompetent response to the pandemic makes Missourians feel unsafe going to vote, they don't have to vote source: thehill.com \| share:	61
		40 rodents released in a park that will soon be renamed "New Guinea" source: cbc.ca \| share:	7
		Good news for wetnoses everywhere. Winston, the Chapel Hill pug, did not have the Coronavirus. Duke still sucks source: chapelboro.com \| share:	2

Wed May 27, 2020
		Incompetent sheriff, who was forced to hire someone to run his jail for him, demands the right to change the resulting "jail utopia" back into the drug fueled, violent hellhole it's supposed to be source: nola.com \| share:	42
		Silicon Valley tech billionaires plan to boost Joe Biden. Peter Thiel unavailable for comment source: vox.com \| share:	34
		Some guy says the "spy" pigeon captured by India is just his pet, and the secret code it was carrying is his phone number source: bbc.com \| share:	25
		Your pet's seasonal allergies are nothing to sneeze at source: phys.org \| share:	0

Tue May 26, 2020
		How to tell your pet that it's safe for you to go back to work now: First, take them by the paws, look them in the eyes, and say "I'm crazy" source: courier-journal.com \| share:	14
		Republican candidate seeking to challenge AOC drops out of congressional primary race. "Whatever Scherie is doing is a smokescreen for her own shortcomings. If she had a competent campaign we wouldn't be having this conversation" source: thehill.com \| share:	79

Mon May 25, 2020
		Lookin' like a badass. No wonder Trump doesn't even try to compete source: twitter.com \| share:	150
		Perturbed pets lamenting their cones of shame source: sadanduseless.com \| share:	9

Sat May 23, 2020
		A silver lining in the fight against COVID-19: 43% say they've 'changed for the better' thanks to the lockdown. Which still leaves 57% happy about being compete selfish arseholes source: studyfinds.org \| share:	48
		Humans have five different types of appetites, not including second breakfast and third dessert source: mnn.com \| share:	19
		Missing pet. Goes by the name "Chompy" source: koco.com \| share:	5

Fri May 22, 2020
		Sure, debt collectors in the US can be nasty, but at least they don't auction off your dog source: bbc.com \| share:	39
		Putin's Chechen puppet contracts non-existent hoax. OR DID HE? source: reuters.com \| share:	23
		Michigan AG calls Trump a petulant child. Donald responds by proving her point source: thehill.com \| share:	41

Thu May 21, 2020
		Ok, who started playing Jumanji? source: wmur.com \| share:	34
		Otter teaches human how to pet him source: twitter.com \| share:	9
		New study finds that if social distancing measures had been put in place just one week earlier, 82% of the US Cv-19 deaths could have been prevented. So, as of Wednesday, 76,620 Americans died because of incompetent leadership. Avenge them in November source: edition.cnn.com \| share:	163

Wed May 20, 2020
		With Olympics postponed and no championships to compete in, top fencer takes on Tokyo UberEats delivery job to pay bills and stay fit. At least he has the PPE source: japantoday.com \| share:	6
		VW pulls ad after it's called racist, although others might see a video where a white woman puts a black man into her petit colon as something else source: bbc.com \| share:	75
		Glamour photos of peeps with their pets source: sadanduseless.com \| share:	13
		Woman teaches her dog to do CPR. Your dog ate the sofa and then vomited all over the living room source: mirror.co.uk \| share:	12

Tue May 19, 2020
		Happy 75th to Pete Townshend, who, in perhaps the ultimate piece of youthful resistance, has refused to listen to his own words source: en.wikipedia.org \| share:	18
		Walmart to cancel its online shopping site that was supposed to compete with Amazon. In other news, Walmart apparently had some kind of online shopping site for the last 4 years source: techcrunch.com \| share:	11
		How bad are NYC steakhouses doing in these coronavirus times? World famous Peter Luger's Steak House is now doing delivery for the first time in its 133 year history source: ny.eater.com \| share:	25
		Trump so petty source: nbcnews.com \| share:	157

Mon May 18, 2020
		Mr. President, you should know your COVID-19 response blows when even MAGA fan Peter Thiel has had it with it source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	31
		Ian Curtis of Joy Division died 40 years ago today. To celebrate, Peter Hook & The Light is streaming "So This Is Permanent" live concert from Christ Church Macclesfield from May 2015 for 24 hours only source: youtube.com \| share:	29
		Here's how you wake up a blind deaf dog and I'm not crying, you're crying source: nypost.com \| share:	10
		Bored with quarantine? Put glitter on your dog's testicles source: rare.us \| share:	12
		Trump, who has had six bankruptcies and flushed the best economy since the end of WWII down the toilet, has the gall to call Obama incompetent: "He was an incompetent president. That's all I can say. Grossly incompetent" source: independent.co.uk \| share:	141

Sun May 17, 2020
		GOP is still full steam ahead for August National Convention in Charlotte, details such as carpeting color and what flavor Kool-Aid to serve are still TBD source: mprnews.org \| share:	90

Sat May 16, 2020
		PSA: When the three year old asks to pet you and your wife's dog, you should just keep walking, unless you really want to be arrested for attempted kidnapping, perp-walked on the evening news, and run out of the town that you were born and raised in source: news4sanantonio.com \| share:	102
(Some AI)		AI does a surprisingly good job of creating Escape Room titles. I'd totally play "Forgotten Pharaoh's Pet Shop" source: aiweirdness.com \| share:	10

Fri May 15, 2020
		Thursday marks the 30th anniversary of Jim Henson's death. What do you like the most from his works? Who is your favorite Muppet? source: latimes.com \| share:	121
		In most countries, a cannabis plantation might be guarded by a dog. In Australia, it's guarded by a carpet python source: 9news.com.au \| share:	24
		Gelfling unable to secure emergency divorce from French muppet, hmmmmmmmmm source: pagesix.com \| share:	19

Thu May 14, 2020
		Will Poosh be able to compete with Goop? source: mirror.co.uk \| share:	12

Wed May 13, 2020
		It's been 47 years since producers tried to make Ghost in the Noonday Sun, a pirate film starring Peter Sellers. Now, the story of the disastrous production can finally be told source: deadline.com \| share:	26
(Some Guy)		Stephen King: "Sooner or later, everything old is new again". The revival of the SUV Coupe. Subby hopes the AMC Eagle 2-door he buried in the Pet Sematary will be in his driveway soon source: bloombergquint.com \| share:	31
		Muppet Guys Talking reunites for a free livestream event supporting the fine healthcare workers at Veterinarian's Hospital source: insidethemagic.net \| share:	2

Tue May 12, 2020
		Today is the 20th anniversary of the death of Adam Petty. Sadly it took his death along with Kenny Irwin Jr.'s a few months later and Dale Earnhardt's death next season to mandate safety improvements such as the HANS device that have saved many lives source: sports.yahoo.com \| share:	16
		Coach Quinn contemplating kicking competition, causing Koo consternation source: ajc.com \| share:	1
		Bob Barker's reminder to have your pets spayed or neutered was only the beginning source: yahoo.com \| share:	68
		Twitter will allow employees to work from home for as long as they want. Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey told his employees Tuesday that many of them will be allowed to work from home in perpetuity, even after the coronavirus pandemic ends, according to 1/2 source: nbcnews.com \| share:	19
		Is there no end to the oppression and outright business tyranny perpetrated on the restaurant going public, where are my cheddar bicuits source: pittsburgh.cbslocal.com \| share:	45

Mon May 11, 2020
		Steve Mnuchin acknowledges that we have probably not even begun to scratch the surface of the Trump administration's incompetence source: npr.org \| share:	50
		Are you sick but can't get tested for COVID-19 because you live in a failed 3rd world country with a corrupt and incompetent government....or worse, the USA? Thankfully there's now a (peer-reviewed) app for that source: theconversation.com \| share:	25

Sat May 09, 2020
		Gentlemen, hoist your petards source: twitter.com \| share:	117
		Can you sniff a butt from 6 feet away? source: businessinsider.com \| share:	7

Fri May 08, 2020
		Light is the best disinfectant against the perpetual lying by the White House. Emails show they lied about everything to do with that buried CDC guidance report source: apnews.com \| share:	88
		Turns out you can already buy the active metabolite of COVID-19 drug remdesivir on the black market, as treatment for feline infectious peritonitis in pet cats source: theatlantic.com \| share:	17
		While he appreciates the gesture, and would like to remind the NYPD he is sober now and has not taken possession, Pete Davidson begs fans to stop leaving drugs on his mother's doorstep source: decider.com \| share:	60
		The red band trailer for Pete Davidson's "The King of Staten Island" has finally arrived source: deadline.com \| share:	28
		Apparently the Sundance Film Festival in January was the "first petri dish" of coronavirus in the US source: theguardian.com \| share:	13
		Cuddlepuppehs and snugglekittehs that like to sleep in their humans' beds source: boredpanda.com \| share:	3
		Cuddlepuppehs and snugglekittehs that like to sleep in their humans' beds source: boredpanda.com \| share:	3

Wed May 06, 2020
		Why is the stock market rallying while so many people are unemployed? Basically, the Federal Reserve is doing its job well; the pain you're feeling is Trump's incompetence source: vox.com \| share:	20
		There was a LOT of competition for the title source: cnn.com \| share:	30
		JetBlue to honor 100,000 healthcare workers by placing them in sealed flying petri dishes. They're also doing a low altitude flyover of NYC for the nightly 7pm front-line workers cheer source: businesswire.com \| share:	3
		Fark and Schnitt podcast: Peter Sagal tells us about surviving both the Boston Marathon Bombing and the LA Riots, as well his guess as to when things will return to normal. Plus, the secret strange connection between Fark and Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me is finally revealed source: podcasts.apple.com \| share:	77
		Chris Evans on attempting to groom his dog, Dodger, at home, "It went so wrong, so fast. He hasn't seen a mirror yet. I told him it looks great". Welcome to this week's Woofday Wetnose Wednesday source: people.com \| share:	173

Tue May 05, 2020
		Dog saves lives of two goldfish. Pepperidge Farm will never forget this source: youtube.com \| share:	5
		Airlines shocked ... SHOCKED to see people unwilling to get cooped up in a petri dish of an airplane and fly in these coronavirus times source: losangeles.cbslocal.com \| share:	24
		Otters and badgers having more fun without Neidermeyer or Skinny Pete around source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	9

Mon May 04, 2020
		Go down the rabbit hole on anniversary of "Alice's Adventures in Wonderland" with some amazing images inspired by it. Missing: chessboard-bodysuit wearing backup singer in Tom Petty video who made junior-high-age subby suddenly grow bigger every time source: lithub.com \| share:	27
		For the first time in decades the US Navy sends a fleet into the Barents Sea. Unclear if they are counting on Sup-Ger-A St. Petersburg to complete the maneuver source: thehill.com \| share:	30
		Carnival Cruise Lines: As soon as the "no Sail" order expires on August 1, we're putting our floating petri dishes right back out on the water. Their mostly elderly clientele: yeah, good luck with that, send us a postcard source: cnbc.com \| share:	54
		50 of the sweetest lockdown pet adoption photos you'll see today source: boredpanda.com \| share:	4
		Adopt-a-doggos are now on the delivery menu in Moscow. Cats last seen plotting their ruthless revenge source: apnews.com \| share:	1
		Small town news: stray pet on the loose. Fark: stray pig on the loose source: wearecentralpa.com \| share:	7

Sun May 03, 2020
		Worried but smart momma cat drops off her sick kitten for treatment at the feet of medics in human hospital emergency room (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share:	7

Sat May 02, 2020
		It's simple when you think about it. Trump fires any government official that is actually competent at their job source: nytimes.com \| share:	71

Fri May 01, 2020
		Patient pets (mostly doggos) waiting for their stuffies to come out of surgery source: sadanduseless.com \| share:	3
		Assuming you've already deep into your own "appetizers," Taco Bell jumps into the home meal kit business source: foodandwine.com \| share:	9
		Hushed puppies posing by slippers designed to look like (& mock) them source: sadanduseless.com \| share:	11
(Super)		Got a spare hour? Sit back and enjoy a guided tour of all the cars the Peterson Museum has stashed in their vault downstairs source: petersen.org \| share:	6

Thu April 30, 2020
		Not sports news: Even a Cubs fan recognizes the Cardinals are a more competently run franchise. Sports news: In a lawsuit against the Cubs source: chicagotribune.com \| share:	15
		"I believe the people of this country are smart. And I don't think that they will put a man in who's incompetent," says man who apparently learned nothing from his own election source: talkingpointsmemo.com \| share:	53

Wed April 29, 2020
		Quarantined kids climbing the walls? Starting to think risking the pandemic might be preferable to unending isolation with impulse-driven carpet monkeys? A few suggestions from the folks at Fatherly source: fatherly.com \| share:	36
		cat-like typing detected source: theconversation.com \| share:	34
		cat-like typing detected source: theconversation.com \| share:	34
		Thinking about adopting a dog while sheltering at home? Here are some tips that owners can use to help train their new best friend. Welcome to this week's Woofday Wetnose Wednesday thread source: cnn.com \| share:	143
		Man busted for taking his fish on a walk during pandemic trying to take advantage of a rule allowing pet owners to leave their homes so that their pets can relieve themselves source: 14news.com \| share:	27
		Experts are now recommending that pets observe social distancing protocols. Your dog wants a hug and be told he's a good boy source: nypost.com \| share:	28

Tue April 28, 2020
		Britain's favorite snack is A: Tea and crumpets? B: Bacon sarnies? or C: Cheese on toast? "Time in lockdown has certainly seen extra snacking" (possible nsfw content on page) source: thesun.co.uk \| share:	12
		Pete Davidson's film "The King of Staten Island" to be the king of video on demand. In other news Pete Davidson made a movie source: nypost.com \| share:	27
		Family pet tests positive for COVID-19. Your dog wants antibodies, thinks Duke sucks source: abc7chicago.com \| share:	36

Mon April 27, 2020
		(Not the Onion) PETA plans to erect a billboard in remembrance of fallen poultry: 'In memory of the chickens killed in a nearby fire' source: sacramento.cbslocal.com \| share:	65
		Doorman may be elected to the NY State Assembly because his opponent didn't read the memo about attaching cover sheets with her TPS petitions before they go out source: nypost.com \| share:	26
		"A planning commissioner of Vallejo, California, has resigned after throwing his pet cat and apparently drinking a beer during a Zoom meeting between city officials that was made public" source: nbcbayarea.com \| share:	37
		2 million chickens will be killed in Delaware and Maryland because of lack of employees at processing plants. Gonzo inconsolable source: fox2now.com \| share:	49

Sat April 25, 2020
		Nice try PETA, would you like a large or small order of fries with that whopper, mate? source: foxnews.com \| share:	99
		What are you waiting for in these quarantined coronavirus times? Now is the perfect time to get a dog source: nytimes.com \| share:	18
		What are you waiting for in these quarantined coronavirus times? Now is the perfect time to get a dog source: nytimes.com \| share:	18
		Why is your pet acting like an asshole during quarantine? source: vox.com \| share:	29

Fri April 24, 2020
		"We're Pampering Our Pets More Than Ourselves." Well yeah - they've earned it for putting up with us these past few weeks source: bloomberg.com \| share:	3
		Tom Hardy posts and then deletes a picture of Venom killing Peter Parker. WHAT DOES IT MEAN source: themarysue.com \| share:	17
		The rock-bottom oil prices might utterly destroy corrupt petrostates like Saudi Arabia, Russia, and Venezuela. So, where's the bad news? source: slate.com \| share:	156

Thu April 23, 2020
		PETA tries to put little finger to corner of mouth but can't quite reach it source: reuters.com \| share:	30
		Here doggy, doggy, doggy .... Wait a minute, you're no doggy source: upi.com \| share:	11
		The anger came from employees who'd determined they'd make more money by collecting unemployment benefits than their normal paychecks. "I couldn't believe it," she added. "On what planet am I competing with unemployment?" source: cnbc.com \| share:	176
		Thousands of people sign petition to have fees waived for the single Netflix account they all share source: inquisitr.com \| share:	95
		Noted liberal Congressional Rep. Pete King rips Mitch McConnell as 'Marie Antoinette of the Senate' for suggesting struggling poor states go bankrupt amid the coronavirus crisis source: nypost.com \| share:	41

Wed April 22, 2020
		With the federal small business rescue fund depleted and no word on whether more funding will be made available, scores of restaurants turning to muggings, petty theft, and street crime to make ends meet source: dallasnews.com \| share:	5
		FEMA impounds 400,000 N95 masks headed for Michigan. Go ahead, Google what party the governor of Michigan is a member of. Yeah, he's that petty source: nydailynews.com \| share:	134
		Private petri dish in Tennessee announces it will open on Monday source: wreg.com \| share:	15
		What is it like to compete is the longest mountain bike race in the world? Course is 2,700+ miles from Canada to Mexico. Bonus: Subby did this in 2018 source: bbc.com \| share:	7

Tue April 21, 2020
(Death Party)		The MT GOP wants you to sign their petition about China and Coronavirus. Heywood Jabalome and Mike Hunt especially encouraged to respond source: secure.winred.com \| share:	108
		Vince Gilligan and Peter Gould talk about where Saul goes from here source: rollingstone.com \| share:	18
		Morgue's full. Portable refrigerator trailers are full. Hey Pete, you drive a pickup, don't you? source: inquirer.com \| share:	73
		Daytime TV to shift to classic reruns as they run out of new episodes to air according to Price is Right host Bob Barker (don't forget to spay or neuter your pets) source: deadline.com \| share:	15

Mon April 20, 2020
		Trump comes right out and admits that he's a petty little biatch who doesn't mind if people die so long as he can settle scores for perceived slights or offenses source: politico.com \| share:	51

Sat April 18, 2020
		Petrostates at risk of failure from Saudi Arabia and Russia oil-price war as well as COVID-19 crushing oil demand. Venezuela. Iran. Libya. Newfoundland & Labrador. Kazakh--- wait. What? source: cbc.ca \| share:	75

Fri April 17, 2020
		Procter & Gamble wipes out the competition source: cnbc.com \| share:	0

Thu April 16, 2020
		Countries doing great at dealing with pandemic have many lessons to learn. Number one, don't have an incompetent, bad-hair wearing motherfarker running your country. Everything's easy after that source: cnn.com \| share:	58
		Famed quack Dr. Oz, who has the ear of the President, makes the case for re-opening "appetizing" schools because ONLY 2-3% of children might die source: twitter.com \| share:	222
		Peter Billingsley is 49 today, never did shoot his eye out as a kid source: en.wikipedia.org \| share:	12

Wed April 15, 2020
		Mittens: "You may or may not be the new regional manager at Hooters" What is your cute distraction up to? source: boredpanda.com \| share:	8
		Since the President isn't doing anything else these days, he thought about starting a daily radio talk show from the White House. The only thing that stopped him was that he didn't want to compete with Limbaugh source: nytimes.com \| share:	62
		Put on some headphones and listen to 40 of the world's best low brass musicians perform The Rains of Castamere. When you're done, start a petition to have them do the The Mandalorian theme source: youtube.com \| share:	16
		Thanks to solid support from Bills fans, Buffalo still cherishes and celebrates Zubaz, the blue jeans of the 90s. "Western New York's appetite for the pants that look like the hide of a psychedelic zebra and fit like pajamas hasn't slowed down" source: buffalonews.com \| share:	22
		Let's not send out face masks or tests. Instead, let's send out Trump's pet unproven drug because Trump will make some money on it source: politico.com \| share:	94
		Here are some absolutely squee-worthy photos of rescue pets adopted in March. Post pics of your babies, adopted or not source: boredpanda.com \| share:	18

Tue April 14, 2020
		Mutant two-faced kid goat that feeds with both mouths leaves Wisconsin farmer stunned...looking for more food (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share:	10
		It's Pete Rose's birthday. Let's argue about his singing voice for a change source: youtube.com \| share:	16
		Pets getting all up in the face of social-distancing. Home time is their time - not work's source: sadanduseless.com \| share:	9
		I'll see your cat riding on a Roomba and raise you a puppy riding on a mop source: yahoo.com \| share:	2
		Nebraska's Republican governor, discount store Lex Luthor Pete Ricketts, refuses to issue a stay-at-home order, putting the entire state at risk of a Coronavirus outbreak source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	57
		Shock the Monkey indeed, Peter Gabriel's concert film Live in Verona is now streaming on his website source: petergabriel.com \| share:	12

Mon April 13, 2020
		Pete's basement is full of beautiful women source: pagesix.com \| share:	15
		Come take a virtual tour of the Dark Crystal display at the Atlanta Center for Puppetry Arts, but beware the Skeksis source: ajc.com \| share:	9
		Selena Gomez is going down to the house in the woods, having bought Tom Petty's former mansion source: consequenceofsound.net \| share:	30

Sun April 12, 2020
		Your pets are ready for you to get the fark out of the house and go back to work source: slate.com \| share:	29

Fri April 10, 2020
(Your Dog)		China moves into 18th century and looks to reclassify dogs as "companion animals" rather than "livestock". Your dog doesn't want to be a steak source: news.cgtn.com \| share:	82
		Dare you to listen to these li'l tiny skunks sounding like gargling muppets without squeeing (so turn your sound up) source: youtube.com \| share:	24
		It's like a Voltron of incompetence. "And I'll form the MAGA hat" source: twitter.com \| share:	82

Thu April 09, 2020
		It's nice to know that Trump's two top healthcare officials, HHS Secretary Alex Azar, and Medicare Administrator Seema Verma aren't letting a little thing like a global pandemic get in the way of their petty personal feud source: politico.com \| share:	33
		Good news: Scientists create mutant enzyme that can break down plastic bottles in hours. Bad news: Scientists create mutant enzyme that can break down plastic bottles in hours source: theguardian.com \| share:	43

Wed April 08, 2020
		After two hours of searching at least a half mile's worth of manholes, officers retrieved the poodle from the sewer, but not before he had the table's high score source: wusa9.com \| share:	3
		Keeping your doggos all waggly while you're all home source: phys.org \| share:	0
		Let's examine the record of Peter Navarro, the Defense Production Act Coordinator and Fauci-slayer on Trump's COVID task force, shall we? "He's the biggest asshole I've ever known.'' Oh my... and it gets worse from there source: politico.com \| share:	24
		That's a good boy pets source: twitter.com \| share:	4
		Ivanka is working from home as a cam girl, "stoking competitive juices among execs to drive up their commitments" source: axios.com \| share:	42

Tue April 07, 2020
		National incompetence stockpiles at full capacity source: newyorker.com \| share:	16
		Musicians and musicians' estates, including Tom Petty, Soundgarden, Hole, Steve Earle, and Tupac Shakur, file class action lawsuit against UMG over 2008 fire that destroyed master tapes. Judge apparently not a music fan source: vulture.com \| share:	14

Mon April 06, 2020
		DOCTOR Anthony Fauci who advised six presidents got into a heated argument with WH Trade Rep. Peter Navarro, a quack economist Jared found by Googling "trade expert", over the drug hydroxychloroquine because that's how things work in the WH now source: thehill.com \| share:	155

Sun April 05, 2020
		It's now dangerous to pet tigers source: nypost.com \| share:	89
		Gators are pretty nasty already, and now they have drugs and guns? source: abcactionnews.com \| share:	29

Sat April 04, 2020
		Your dog is soooo sick of you hanging around the house all day because of the coronavirus pandemic, you're kinda wrecking his sleep routine source: gq.com \| share:	11
		US embassy in Japan suggests that American expatriates jump out of the test tube and into the petri dish source: cbsnews.com \| share:	31

Fri April 03, 2020
		Fox News blames the democrats for spins the wheel downplaying the coronavirus pandemic. In other news, Devin Nunes discovers he now has competition for all those grapefruits source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	108
		Bears declare 'open competition' for starting quarterback; could be N Foles, M Trubisky, J Manziel, that banjo kid from "Deliverance" source: chicago.suntimes.com \| share:	13
		May the best state win the competition, and survive to the next round. Good luck, Governors source: cbsnews.com \| share:	92
		Quarantine - bars + pets = wholesome entertainmemt source: imgur.com \| share:	2
		Pets to humans. Ok we get it, you're bored but that's your problem, leave us out if it source: twitter.com \| share:	5

Wed April 01, 2020
(Haxored)		Dunder-Mifflin at the shelter source: webcenter11.com \| share:	0
		Trump might get the Strategic Petroleum Reserve filled up after all. Excess of crude oil production with lowered consumption means prices could soon go negative; producers will pay buyers to take it source: cnn.com \| share:	18
		Today's Mad Libs headline: "Hempfield bicyclist with history of petty crimes charged with throwing traffic cone into creek" source: triblive.com \| share:	11
		Yo dawg, here's a dawg who likes to pet other dawgos source: twitter.com \| share:	3

Tue March 31, 2020
		Florida Governor Ron DeSantis' raging incompetence and Trump sycophancy turned Florida into a COVID19 epicenter. But why take any responsibility when there are New Yorkers to scapegoat? source: slate.com \| share:	73
		Are you living the bobcat life? source: huffpost.com \| share:	10

Mon March 30, 2020
		Osaka live music club still open, and recommends restroom users wash their hands to Happy Birthday twice - otherwise, consider these 20-second snippets from Metallica, Slayer, or Megadeth. Or just sing Napalm Death's "You Suffer" 20 times source: soranews24.com \| share:	9
		So you're working from home. Post some pictures of your co-workers, er, pets and what they're doing to make your job better source: boredpanda.com \| share:	22

Sun March 29, 2020
		Stop being mean to me, just because I'm probably going to kill millions through my incompetence. That's no reason to be mean source: foxnews.com \| share:	139
		Do not leave your house during the pandemic to stock up on baby goats. Have one delivered source: riverfronttimes.com \| share:	7
		Welcome Fark Artists to ye first ever Fartist Friday contest. This week's theme: MSPaint your pet or your dream pet. Come show us your skills (or lack thereof) source: fark.com \| share:	41

Sat March 28, 2020
		Trump Administration warns Americans not to fall for scams trying to profit from the stimulus payout, probably because they don't like having competition source: cnn.com \| share:	16
		First cat infected with COVID-19. Welp, this wasn't the Caturday I expected source: nypost.com \| share:	113
		First cat infected with COVID-19. Welp, this wasn't the Caturday I expected source: nypost.com \| share:	113

Fri March 27, 2020
		Dem lawmakers banned from Oval for signing of the stimulus. What a petty little wanna-be tyrant source: twitter.com \| share:	81
		Which viewers agree with Brianna Keilar that Peter Navarro is wasting everyone's time? All of them source: cnn.com \| share:	33
		Candidate Trump has a huge campaign war chest with which he intended to carpet bomb the airwaves with a slew of produced ads, unfortunately, those ads are no longer relevant source: newsweek.com \| share:	77

Thu March 26, 2020
		Well, this is a good way to make new friends during this social distancing source: king5.com \| share:	1
		Well, this is a good way to make new friends during this social distancing source: king5.com \| share:	1
		"Of course, pet adoption isn't necessarily an activity you should undertake explicitly to get free alcohol" source: foodandwine.com \| share:	21
		"Of course, pet adoption isn't necessarily an activity you should undertake explicitly to get free alcohol" source: foodandwine.com \| share:	21
		"Few food flavor duos compete with combos like salt and pepper or peanut butter and jelly. High on the list of iconic duos is orange and vanilla, the pairing that brought us creamsicles, orange cream soda, and now a brand new Captain Morgan rum" source: delish.com \| share:	10
		As a guy whose been without a dog for a few years and was thinking about adopting another rescue during his forced downtime, subbie kind of has mixed feelings about this source: crainsnewyork.com \| share:	14

Wed March 25, 2020
		"Hola, señor comerciante. Por favor, venda a mi perro algunos Cheetos, del tipo naranja, no de los rojos, están demasiado calientes. Tiene $20 en su collar. ADVERTENCIA: Morderá si no se trata bien. Su vecino del frente". (pics) source: mirror.co.uk \| share:	36
		Ariana Grande is in quarantine with her new boyfriend, a step down from Pete Davidson source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	38

Tue March 24, 2020
		"I have a terrible tenant who's late with rent, over the pet limit, ignores their odors, and doesn't clean their messes. I've given him several chances; no change. The other tenants say if he stays, they go. Can I evict him during this pandemic?" source: slate.com \| share:	23
		Turns out coronavirus can be harmful to pets after all: Dog sprains tail from too much wagging because his human friend is home all the time source: nypost.com \| share:	8

Mon March 23, 2020
		States are competing against the federal government for medical supplies and it's driving up prices source: nbcnews.com \| share:	55
		Naked in a milky bathtub of floating rose petals, Madonna has declared coronavirus "the great equalizer" source: pagesix.com \| share:	68

Sun March 22, 2020
(Some Guy)		Jim Henson's family has some creative fun for your kids: how to make a Muppet and a Puppet Theater. It Ain't Easy Being Quarantined source: jimhensonsfamilyhub.com \| share:	22
		Gary Busey stressing caution and offering support during this pandemic. Just kidding, he's discovered his pet parakeet doubles as a lice-cleaning hat source: instagram.com \| share:	31
		If you're feeling upset at the emergency measures in your state, take a look at this comparison between TN and Kentucky? Alright when did KY become competent source: twitter.com \| share:	84

Fri March 20, 2020
		Great Plains SPCA doing 'bad pet drawings' fundraiser/subject of future photoshop contest source: fox4kc.com \| share:	4
		How someone really felt about the Army's failed XM10 pistol competition source: thedrive.com \| share:	63
		Not news: White House trade advisor Peter Navarro wants to shift medical supply chains from China back to the US. Fark: even if it means restricting needed supplies and killing people source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	40

Thu March 19, 2020
		A little something we Farkers to cling to that isn't a whiskey bottle, TV remote, or increasingly alarmed house pet: 23 pieces of positive news regarding COVID-1 source: seattlepi.com \| share:	25
		If you've having buyer's remorse over that panic induced purchase of 247 cans of creamed eels and 139 cartons or corn nog, and you bought the stuff in Jersey, bon appetit source: nj.com \| share:	43
(Some Guy)		Good grief, what kind of a full-grown lion needs a woobie to sleep with? This one does, and subby would like to see somebody try to take it away from him source: majesticanimals.net \| share:	10

Wed March 18, 2020
		Having been the butt of jokes for all the scandals, bad trades, lousy attendance, incompetent ownership and behind the scenes shenanigans for the past several years, the Ottawa Senators finally make a positive announcement source: tsn.ca \| share:	8
		Has anyone seen my trumpet? It's gold, about 8 feet long, and I really miss it. Please contact me if you find it. Kthanxbye source: ksl.com \| share:	27
		Your pets and livestock are unlikely to catch C-19 from you. With helpful picture of man holding his cock source: abc.net.au \| share:	6

Mon March 16, 2020
		Incompetent leadership may be the new normal but at least we can count on bigger Smurf conventions than ever source: politico.com \| share:	15
		Text messages about a national quarantine lockdown are part of a foreign disinformation campaign. Not to worry, American citizens, the Trump Administration isn't nearly as competent or coordinated enough for that kind of effort source: foxnews.com \| share:	19
		It's reassuring to know that, when facing a real crisis like the Coronavirus, lawmakers can put aside petty partisan differences and act decisively to ...what's that? Louie Gohmert? You're doing what with the emergency relief bill now? source: thehill.com \| share:	47
		Your cat wants a bite of your cookie. And that one. And that one. Oh, that one looks nice. Let's try that one too source: metro.co.uk \| share:	9
		Uncanny Portraits of Perfectly Symmetrical Pets/ƨɈɘԳ lɒɔiɿɈɘmmγƧ γlɈɔɘʇɿɘԳ ʇo ƨɈiɒɿɈɿoԳ γnnɒɔnU source: wired.com \| share:	9
		As if presidential incompetence wasn't enough, HHS was hit by a wave of cyber attacks last night source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	89
		Bacteriologists, long accustomed to talking about invasions and colonies, prove bacteria grow almost exactly as human colonies grow into cities. They now hope to find red light district in their Petri dishes so they can really party source: eurekalert.org \| share:	11
		Boris Johnson is as incompetent as Donald Trump source: theguardian.com \| share:	52

Sun March 15, 2020
		So since they're not racing in Oz or at St. Pete, how about a Racing All-stars E-Sports race (track TBA). Beware, jet dryers, there's gonna be TWO Montoya. Sunday 1pm UK/9am EDT on YouTube and Twitch source: youtube.com \| share:	12
		Thrice divorced woman petitions SCOTUS to uphold the sanctity of marriage. That's the joke source: newsweek.com \| share:	84

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