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Fri June 05, 2020
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
If only Peter Quill had brought some 'shrooms with his Awesome Mix tapes
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
You are outside the perimeter of your home. Nature calls and your only option is a public restroom. What do you do? WHAT DO YOU DO? Dr Petri, an epidemiologist, lists four things to pay attention to
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Silly gator, space is for Bob and Doug * Germany to hold a rocket competition. No word if London will be evacuated * SpaceX: Boom today, success tomorrow * Exos: Boom today success today * Vega to return to flight * Russia leaks on South America 🚀
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Thu June 04, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Florida Supreme Court: sorry, voters, but this "Ban Assault Weapons Now" petition is a little unclear so it will not be appearing on the ballot
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Okay... Fine. Here's a picture a damn cat. Happy now?
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Wed June 03, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Bird scraps thousands of electric scooters in the Middle East, refuses comment on flying carpets
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Tue June 02, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Ravens owner gives $1M for social justice reform, or 1/42 Marcus Peters
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(WOWT Omaha)
 
 
 
Nebraska Governor Pete Ricketts refers to black pastors and black leaders he was meeting with as "you people." Does not go well for him after pastor walks out
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Ajit Pai (R-Comcast): Net Neutrality isn't needed and companies will compete fairly. Reality: HBO Max won't hit AT&T data caps, but Netflix and Disney Plus will
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Mon June 01, 2020
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Professional fishing is first UK sport to return from the pandemic. Key competitive regulation is special sling net that allows anglers and scalesmen to achieve touch-free, socially distant catching, weighing and releasing of the fish
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Homeowners in the UK fear a hosepipe ban for the summer, putting lawn competitions on the backburner
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Woman brings terrifying Thunderbirds puppets to Antiques Roadshow, learns she's sitting on a gold mine (possible nsfw content on page)
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Researchers are practically ecstatic on new study showing how ketamine helps people roll through depression
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Sun May 31, 2020
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Mummenschanz on the Muppet Show, 1976
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Fri May 29, 2020
(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Some humans may have inherited a pregnancy curve-ball from Neanderthals, though other scientists think this is a hoax perpetrated by a con-cave man
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Missouri Governor and Mr. Roper cosplayer Mike Parson says if his incompetent response to the pandemic makes Missourians feel unsafe going to vote, they don't have to vote
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(CBC)
 
 
 
40 rodents released in a park that will soon be renamed "New Guinea"
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(Chapelboro)
 
 
 
Good news for wetnoses everywhere. Winston, the Chapel Hill pug, did not have the Coronavirus. Duke still sucks
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Wed May 27, 2020
(Nola.com)
 
 
 
Incompetent sheriff, who was forced to hire someone to run his jail for him, demands the right to change the resulting "jail utopia" back into the drug fueled, violent hellhole it's supposed to be
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Silicon Valley tech billionaires plan to boost Joe Biden. Peter Thiel unavailable for comment
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Some guy says the "spy" pigeon captured by India is just his pet, and the secret code it was carrying is his phone number
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Your pet's seasonal allergies are nothing to sneeze at
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Tue May 26, 2020
(Courier-Journal)
 
 
 
How to tell your pet that it's safe for you to go back to work now: First, take them by the paws, look them in the eyes, and say "I'm crazy"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Republican candidate seeking to challenge AOC drops out of congressional primary race. "Whatever Scherie is doing is a smokescreen for her own shortcomings. If she had a competent campaign we wouldn't be having this conversation"
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Mon May 25, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Lookin' like a badass. No wonder Trump doesn't even try to compete
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(Sad and Useless)
 
 
 
Perturbed pets lamenting their cones of shame
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Sat May 23, 2020
(StudyFinds)
 
 
 
A silver lining in the fight against COVID-19: 43% say they've 'changed for the better' thanks to the lockdown. Which still leaves 57% happy about being compete selfish arseholes
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Humans have five different types of appetites, not including second breakfast and third dessert
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(KOCO Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Missing pet. Goes by the name "Chompy"
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Fri May 22, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Sure, debt collectors in the US can be nasty, but at least they don't auction off your dog
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Putin's Chechen puppet contracts non-existent hoax. OR DID HE?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Michigan AG calls Trump a petulant child. Donald responds by proving her point
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Thu May 21, 2020
(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Ok, who started playing Jumanji?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Otter teaches human how to pet him
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(CNN)
 
 
 
New study finds that if social distancing measures had been put in place just one week earlier, 82% of the US Cv-19 deaths could have been prevented. So, as of Wednesday, 76,620 Americans died because of incompetent leadership. Avenge them in November
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Wed May 20, 2020
(Japan Today)
 
 
 
With Olympics postponed and no championships to compete in, top fencer takes on Tokyo UberEats delivery job to pay bills and stay fit. At least he has the PPE
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
VW pulls ad after it's called racist, although others might see a video where a white woman puts a black man into her petit colon as something else
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(Sad and Useless)
 
 
 
Glamour photos of peeps with their pets
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Woman teaches her dog to do CPR. Your dog ate the sofa and then vomited all over the living room
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Tue May 19, 2020
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Happy 75th to Pete Townshend, who, in perhaps the ultimate piece of youthful resistance, has refused to listen to his own words
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Walmart to cancel its online shopping site that was supposed to compete with Amazon. In other news, Walmart apparently had some kind of online shopping site for the last 4 years
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(Eater)
 
 
 
How bad are NYC steakhouses doing in these coronavirus times? World famous Peter Luger's Steak House is now doing delivery for the first time in its 133 year history
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Trump so petty
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Mon May 18, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Mr. President, you should know your COVID-19 response blows when even MAGA fan Peter Thiel has had it with it
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Ian Curtis of Joy Division died 40 years ago today. To celebrate, Peter Hook & The Light is streaming "So This Is Permanent" live concert from Christ Church Macclesfield from May 2015 for 24 hours only
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Here's how you wake up a blind deaf dog and I'm not crying, you're crying
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(Rare.us)
 
 
 
Bored with quarantine? Put glitter on your dog's testicles
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Trump, who has had six bankruptcies and flushed the best economy since the end of WWII down the toilet, has the gall to call Obama incompetent: "He was an incompetent president. That's all I can say. Grossly incompetent"
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Sun May 17, 2020
(MPR News)
 
 
 
GOP is still full steam ahead for August National Convention in Charlotte, details such as carpeting color and what flavor Kool-Aid to serve are still TBD
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Sat May 16, 2020
(News 4 San Antonio)
 
 
 
PSA: When the three year old asks to pet you and your wife's dog, you should just keep walking, unless you really want to be arrested for attempted kidnapping, perp-walked on the evening news, and run out of the town that you were born and raised in
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(Some AI)
 
 
 
AI does a surprisingly good job of creating Escape Room titles. I'd totally play "Forgotten Pharaoh's Pet Shop"
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Fri May 15, 2020
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Thursday marks the 30th anniversary of Jim Henson's death. What do you like the most from his works? Who is your favorite Muppet?
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
In most countries, a cannabis plantation might be guarded by a dog. In Australia, it's guarded by a carpet python
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Gelfling unable to secure emergency divorce from French muppet, hmmmmmmmmm
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Thu May 14, 2020
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Will Poosh be able to compete with Goop?
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Wed May 13, 2020
(Deadline)
 
 
 
It's been 47 years since producers tried to make Ghost in the Noonday Sun, a pirate film starring Peter Sellers. Now, the story of the disastrous production can finally be told
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Stephen King: "Sooner or later, everything old is new again". The revival of the SUV Coupe. Subby hopes the AMC Eagle 2-door he buried in the Pet Sematary will be in his driveway soon
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(Inside the Magic)
 
 
 
Muppet Guys Talking reunites for a free livestream event supporting the fine healthcare workers at Veterinarian's Hospital
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Tue May 12, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Today is the 20th anniversary of the death of Adam Petty. Sadly it took his death along with Kenny Irwin Jr.'s a few months later and Dale Earnhardt's death next season to mandate safety improvements such as the HANS device that have saved many lives
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Coach Quinn contemplating kicking competition, causing Koo consternation
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bob Barker's reminder to have your pets spayed or neutered was only the beginning
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Twitter will allow employees to work from home for as long as they want. Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey told his employees Tuesday that many of them will be allowed to work from home in perpetuity, even after the coronavirus pandemic ends, according to 1/2
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(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Is there no end to the oppression and outright business tyranny perpetrated on the restaurant going public, where are my cheddar bicuits
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Mon May 11, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
Steve Mnuchin acknowledges that we have probably not even begun to scratch the surface of the Trump administration's incompetence
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
Are you sick but can't get tested for COVID-19 because you live in a failed 3rd world country with a corrupt and incompetent government....or worse, the USA? Thankfully there's now a (peer-reviewed) app for that
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Sat May 09, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Gentlemen, hoist your petards
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Can you sniff a butt from 6 feet away?
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Fri May 08, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Light is the best disinfectant against the perpetual lying by the White House. Emails show they lied about everything to do with that buried CDC guidance report
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Turns out you can already buy the active metabolite of COVID-19 drug remdesivir on the black market, as treatment for feline infectious peritonitis in pet cats
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(Decider)
 
 
 
While he appreciates the gesture, and would like to remind the NYPD he is sober now and has not taken possession, Pete Davidson begs fans to stop leaving drugs on his mother's doorstep
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
The red band trailer for Pete Davidson's "The King of Staten Island" has finally arrived
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Apparently the Sundance Film Festival in January was the "first petri dish" of coronavirus in the US
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Cuddlepuppehs and snugglekittehs that like to sleep in their humans' beds
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Cuddlepuppehs and snugglekittehs that like to sleep in their humans' beds
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Wed May 06, 2020
(Vox)
 
 
 
Why is the stock market rallying while so many people are unemployed? Basically, the Federal Reserve is doing its job well; the pain you're feeling is Trump's incompetence
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(CNN)
 
 
 
There was a LOT of competition for the title
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(Business Wire)
 
 
 
JetBlue to honor 100,000 healthcare workers by placing them in sealed flying petri dishes. They're also doing a low altitude flyover of NYC for the nightly 7pm front-line workers cheer
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(Fark and Schnitt)
 
 
 
Fark and Schnitt podcast: Peter Sagal tells us about surviving both the Boston Marathon Bombing and the LA Riots, as well his guess as to when things will return to normal. Plus, the secret strange connection between Fark and Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me is finally revealed
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Chris Evans on attempting to groom his dog, Dodger, at home, "It went so wrong, so fast. He hasn't seen a mirror yet. I told him it looks great". Welcome to this week's Woofday Wetnose Wednesday
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Tue May 05, 2020
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Dog saves lives of two goldfish. Pepperidge Farm will never forget this
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(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
Airlines shocked ... SHOCKED to see people unwilling to get cooped up in a petri dish of an airplane and fly in these coronavirus times
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Otters and badgers having more fun without Neidermeyer or Skinny Pete around
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Mon May 04, 2020
(Literary Hub)
 
 
 
Go down the rabbit hole on anniversary of "Alice's Adventures in Wonderland" with some amazing images inspired by it. Missing: chessboard-bodysuit wearing backup singer in Tom Petty video who made junior-high-age subby suddenly grow bigger every time
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
For the first time in decades the US Navy sends a fleet into the Barents Sea. Unclear if they are counting on Sup-Ger-A St. Petersburg to complete the maneuver
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Carnival Cruise Lines: As soon as the "no Sail" order expires on August 1, we're putting our floating petri dishes right back out on the water. Their mostly elderly clientele: yeah, good luck with that, send us a postcard
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
50 of the sweetest lockdown pet adoption photos you'll see today
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Adopt-a-doggos are now on the delivery menu in Moscow. Cats last seen plotting their ruthless revenge
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(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Small town news: stray pet on the loose. Fark: stray pig on the loose
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Sun May 03, 2020
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Worried but smart momma cat drops off her sick kitten for treatment at the feet of medics in human hospital emergency room (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sat May 02, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
It's simple when you think about it. Trump fires any government official that is actually competent at their job
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Fri May 01, 2020
(Sad and Useless)
 
 
 
Patient pets (mostly doggos) waiting for their stuffies to come out of surgery
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
Assuming you've already deep into your own "appetizers," Taco Bell jumps into the home meal kit business
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(Sad and Useless)
 
 
 
Hushed puppies posing by slippers designed to look like (& mock) them
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(Super)
 
 
 
Got a spare hour? Sit back and enjoy a guided tour of all the cars the Peterson Museum has stashed in their vault downstairs
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Thu April 30, 2020
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Not sports news: Even a Cubs fan recognizes the Cardinals are a more competently run franchise. Sports news: In a lawsuit against the Cubs
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
"I believe the people of this country are smart. And I don't think that they will put a man in who's incompetent," says man who apparently learned nothing from his own election
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Wed April 29, 2020
(Fatherly)
 
 
 
Quarantined kids climbing the walls? Starting to think risking the pandemic might be preferable to unending isolation with impulse-driven carpet monkeys? A few suggestions from the folks at Fatherly
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
*cat-like typing detected*
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
*cat-like typing detected*
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Thinking about adopting a dog while sheltering at home? Here are some tips that owners can use to help train their new best friend. Welcome to this week's Woofday Wetnose Wednesday thread
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(14 News Evansville)
 
 
 
Man busted for taking his fish on a walk during pandemic trying to take advantage of a rule allowing pet owners to leave their homes so that their pets can relieve themselves
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Experts are now recommending that pets observe social distancing protocols. Your dog wants a hug and be told he's a good boy
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Tue April 28, 2020
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Britain's favorite snack is A: Tea and crumpets? B: Bacon sarnies? or C: Cheese on toast? "Time in lockdown has certainly seen extra snacking" (possible nsfw content on page)
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Pete Davidson's film "The King of Staten Island" to be the king of video on demand. In other news Pete Davidson made a movie
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(ABC7 Chicago)
 
 
 
Family pet tests positive for COVID-19. Your dog wants antibodies, thinks Duke sucks
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Mon April 27, 2020
(CBS Sacramento)
 
 
 
(Not the Onion) PETA plans to erect a billboard in remembrance of fallen poultry: 'In memory of the chickens killed in a nearby fire'
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Doorman may be elected to the NY State Assembly because his opponent didn't read the memo about attaching cover sheets with her TPS petitions before they go out
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(NBC Bay Area)
 
 
 
"A planning commissioner of Vallejo, California, has resigned after throwing his pet cat and apparently drinking a beer during a Zoom meeting between city officials that was made public"
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(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
2 million chickens will be killed in Delaware and Maryland because of lack of employees at processing plants. Gonzo inconsolable
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Sat April 25, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Nice try PETA, would you like a large or small order of fries with that whopper, mate?
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
What are you waiting for in these quarantined coronavirus times? Now is the perfect time to get a dog
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
What are you waiting for in these quarantined coronavirus times? Now is the perfect time to get a dog
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Why is your pet acting like an asshole during quarantine?
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Fri April 24, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
"We're Pampering Our Pets More Than Ourselves." Well yeah - they've earned it for putting up with us these past few weeks
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(The Mary Sue)
 
 
 
Tom Hardy posts and then deletes a picture of Venom killing Peter Parker. WHAT DOES IT MEAN
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(Slate)
 
 
 
The rock-bottom oil prices might utterly destroy corrupt petrostates like Saudi Arabia, Russia, and Venezuela. So, where's the bad news?
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Thu April 23, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
PETA tries to put little finger to corner of mouth but can't quite reach it
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Here doggy, doggy, doggy .... Wait a minute, you're no doggy
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
The anger came from employees who'd determined they'd make more money by collecting unemployment benefits than their normal paychecks. "I couldn't believe it," she added. "On what planet am I competing with unemployment?"
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(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Thousands of people sign petition to have fees waived for the single Netflix account they all share
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Noted liberal Congressional Rep. Pete King rips Mitch McConnell as 'Marie Antoinette of the Senate' for suggesting struggling poor states go bankrupt amid the coronavirus crisis
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Wed April 22, 2020
(Dallas News)
 
 
 
With the federal small business rescue fund depleted and no word on whether more funding will be made available, scores of restaurants turning to muggings, petty theft, and street crime to make ends meet
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
FEMA impounds 400,000 N95 masks headed for Michigan. Go ahead, Google what party the governor of Michigan is a member of. Yeah, he's that petty
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(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
Private petri dish in Tennessee announces it will open on Monday
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
What is it like to compete is the longest mountain bike race in the world? Course is 2,700+ miles from Canada to Mexico. Bonus: Subby did this in 2018
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Tue April 21, 2020
(Death Party)
 
 
 
The MT GOP wants you to sign their petition about China and Coronavirus. Heywood Jabalome and Mike Hunt especially encouraged to respond
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Vince Gilligan and Peter Gould talk about where Saul goes from here
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(The Philadelphia Inquirer)
 
 
 
Morgue's full. Portable refrigerator trailers are full. Hey Pete, you drive a pickup, don't you?
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Daytime TV to shift to classic reruns as they run out of new episodes to air according to Price is Right host Bob Barker (don't forget to spay or neuter your pets)
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Mon April 20, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump comes right out and admits that he's a petty little biatch who doesn't mind if people die so long as he can settle scores for perceived slights or offenses
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Sat April 18, 2020
(CBC)
 
 
 
Petrostates at risk of failure from Saudi Arabia and Russia oil-price war as well as COVID-19 crushing oil demand. Venezuela. Iran. Libya. Newfoundland & Labrador. Kazakh--- wait. What?
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Fri April 17, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Procter & Gamble wipes out the competition
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Thu April 16, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Countries doing great at dealing with pandemic have many lessons to learn. Number one, don't have an incompetent, bad-hair wearing motherfarker running your country. Everything's easy after that
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Famed quack Dr. Oz, who has the ear of the President, makes the case for re-opening "appetizing" schools because *ONLY* 2-3% of children might die
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Peter Billingsley is 49 today, never did shoot his eye out as a kid
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Wed April 15, 2020
(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Mittens: "You may or may not be the new regional manager at Hooters" What is your cute distraction up to?
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Since the President isn't doing anything else these days, he thought about starting a daily radio talk show from the White House. The only thing that stopped him was that he didn't want to compete with Limbaugh
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Put on some headphones and listen to 40 of the world's best low brass musicians perform The Rains of Castamere. When you're done, start a petition to have them do the The Mandalorian theme
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(Buffalo News)
 
 
 
Thanks to solid support from Bills fans, Buffalo still cherishes and celebrates Zubaz, the blue jeans of the 90s. "Western New York's appetite for the pants that look like the hide of a psychedelic zebra and fit like pajamas hasn't slowed down"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Let's not send out face masks or tests. Instead, let's send out Trump's pet unproven drug because Trump will make some money on it
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Here are some absolutely squee-worthy photos of rescue pets adopted in March. Post pics of your babies, adopted or not
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Tue April 14, 2020
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Mutant two-faced kid goat that feeds with both mouths leaves Wisconsin farmer stunned...looking for more food (possible nsfw content on page)
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
It's Pete Rose's birthday. Let's argue about his singing voice for a change
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(Sad and Useless)
 
 
 
Pets getting all up in the face of social-distancing. Home time is their time - not work's
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
I'll see your cat riding on a Roomba and raise you a puppy riding on a mop
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Nebraska's Republican governor, discount store Lex Luthor Pete Ricketts, refuses to issue a stay-at-home order, putting the entire state at risk of a Coronavirus outbreak
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(Peter Gabriel)
 
 
 
Shock the Monkey indeed, Peter Gabriel's concert film Live in Verona is now streaming on his website
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Mon April 13, 2020
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Pete's basement is full of beautiful women
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Come take a virtual tour of the Dark Crystal display at the Atlanta Center for Puppetry Arts, but beware the Skeksis
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(Consequence of Sound)
 
 
 
Selena Gomez is going down to the house in the woods, having bought Tom Petty's former mansion
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Sun April 12, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
Your pets are ready for you to get the fark out of the house and go back to work
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Fri April 10, 2020
(Your Dog)
 
 
 
China moves into 18th century and looks to reclassify dogs as "companion animals" rather than "livestock". Your dog doesn't want to be a steak
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Dare you to listen to these li'l tiny skunks sounding like gargling muppets without squeeing (so turn your sound up)
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
It's like a Voltron of incompetence. "And I'll form the MAGA hat"
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Thu April 09, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
It's nice to know that Trump's two top healthcare officials, HHS Secretary Alex Azar, and Medicare Administrator Seema Verma aren't letting a little thing like a global pandemic get in the way of their petty personal feud
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Good news: Scientists create mutant enzyme that can break down plastic bottles in hours. Bad news: Scientists create mutant enzyme that can break down plastic bottles in hours
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Wed April 08, 2020
(WUSA9)
 
 
 
After two hours of searching at least a half mile's worth of manholes, officers retrieved the poodle from the sewer, but not before he had the table's high score
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Keeping your doggos all waggly while you're all home
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Let's examine the record of Peter Navarro, the Defense Production Act Coordinator and Fauci-slayer on Trump's COVID task force, shall we? "He's the biggest asshole I've ever known.'' Oh my... and it gets worse from there
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
That's a good boy *pets*
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Ivanka is working from home as a cam girl, "stoking competitive juices among execs to drive up their commitments"
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Tue April 07, 2020
(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
National incompetence stockpiles at full capacity
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(Vulture)
 
 
 
Musicians and musicians' estates, including Tom Petty, Soundgarden, Hole, Steve Earle, and Tupac Shakur, file class action lawsuit against UMG over 2008 fire that destroyed master tapes. Judge apparently not a music fan
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Mon April 06, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
DOCTOR Anthony Fauci who advised six presidents got into a heated argument with WH Trade Rep. Peter Navarro, a quack economist Jared found by Googling "trade expert", over the drug hydroxychloroquine because that's how things work in the WH now
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Sun April 05, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
It's now dangerous to pet tigers
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(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
Gators are pretty nasty already, and now they have drugs and guns?
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Sat April 04, 2020
(GQ)
 
 
 
Your dog is soooo sick of you hanging around the house all day because of the coronavirus pandemic, you're kinda wrecking his sleep routine
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
US embassy in Japan suggests that American expatriates jump out of the test tube and into the petri dish
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Fri April 03, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Fox News blames the democrats for **spins the wheel** downplaying the coronavirus pandemic. In other news, Devin Nunes discovers he now has competition for all those grapefruits
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Bears declare 'open competition' for starting quarterback; could be N Foles, M Trubisky, J Manziel, that banjo kid from "Deliverance"
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
May the best state win the competition, and survive to the next round. Good luck, Governors
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Quarantine - bars + pets = wholesome entertainmemt
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Pets to humans. Ok we get it, you're bored but that's your problem, leave us out if it
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Wed April 01, 2020
(Haxored)
 
 
 
Dunder-Mifflin at the shelter
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump might get the Strategic Petroleum Reserve filled up after all. Excess of crude oil production with lowered consumption means prices could soon go negative; producers will pay buyers to take it
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(Pittsburgh Tribune-Review)
 
 
 
Today's Mad Libs headline: "Hempfield bicyclist with history of petty crimes charged with throwing traffic cone into creek"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Yo dawg, here's a dawg who likes to pet other dawgos
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Tue March 31, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
Florida Governor Ron DeSantis' raging incompetence and Trump sycophancy turned Florida into a COVID19 epicenter. But why take any responsibility when there are New Yorkers to scapegoat?
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Are you living the bobcat life?
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Mon March 30, 2020
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Osaka live music club still open, and recommends restroom users wash their hands to Happy Birthday twice - otherwise, consider these 20-second snippets from Metallica, Slayer, or Megadeth. Or just sing Napalm Death's "You Suffer" 20 times
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
So you're working from home. Post some pictures of your co-workers, er, pets and what they're doing to make your job better
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Sun March 29, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Stop being mean to me, just because I'm probably going to kill millions through my incompetence. That's no reason to be mean
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(Riverfront Times)
 
 
 
Do not leave your house during the pandemic to stock up on baby goats. Have one delivered
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Welcome Fark Artists to ye first ever Fartist Friday contest. This week's theme: MSPaint your pet or your dream pet. Come show us your skills (or lack thereof)
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Sat March 28, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump Administration warns Americans not to fall for scams trying to profit from the stimulus payout, probably because they don't like having competition
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
First cat infected with COVID-19. Welp, this wasn't the Caturday I expected
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
First cat infected with COVID-19. Welp, this wasn't the Caturday I expected
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Fri March 27, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Dem lawmakers banned from Oval for signing of the stimulus. What a petty little wanna-be tyrant
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Which viewers agree with Brianna Keilar that Peter Navarro is wasting everyone's time? All of them
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Candidate Trump has a huge campaign war chest with which he intended to carpet bomb the airwaves with a slew of produced ads, unfortunately, those ads are no longer relevant
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Thu March 26, 2020
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Well, this is a good way to make new friends during this social distancing
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Well, this is a good way to make new friends during this social distancing
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
"Of course, pet adoption isn't necessarily an activity you should undertake explicitly to get free alcohol"
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
"Of course, pet adoption isn't necessarily an activity you should undertake explicitly to get free alcohol"
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(Delish.com)
 
 
 
"Few food flavor duos compete with combos like salt and pepper or peanut butter and jelly. High on the list of iconic duos is orange and vanilla, the pairing that brought us creamsicles, orange cream soda, and now a brand new Captain Morgan rum"
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(Crain's New York)
 
 
 
As a guy whose been without a dog for a few years and was thinking about adopting another rescue during his forced downtime, subbie kind of has mixed feelings about this
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Wed March 25, 2020
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"Hola, señor comerciante. Por favor, venda a mi perro algunos Cheetos, del tipo naranja, no de los rojos, están demasiado calientes. Tiene $20 en su collar. ADVERTENCIA: Morderá si no se trata bien. Su vecino del frente". (pics)
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Ariana Grande is in quarantine with her new boyfriend, a step down from Pete Davidson
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Tue March 24, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
"I have a terrible tenant who's late with rent, over the pet limit, ignores their odors, and doesn't clean their messes. I've given him several chances; no change. The other tenants say if he stays, they go. Can I evict him during this pandemic?"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Turns out coronavirus can be harmful to pets after all: Dog sprains tail from too much wagging because his human friend is home all the time
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Mon March 23, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
States are competing against the federal government for medical supplies and it's driving up prices
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Naked in a milky bathtub of floating rose petals, Madonna has declared coronavirus "the great equalizer"
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Sun March 22, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Jim Henson's family has some creative fun for your kids: how to make a Muppet and a Puppet Theater. It Ain't Easy Being Quarantined
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(Instagram)
 
 
 
Gary Busey stressing caution and offering support during this pandemic. Just kidding, he's discovered his pet parakeet doubles as a lice-cleaning hat
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
If you're feeling upset at the emergency measures in your state, take a look at this comparison between TN and Kentucky? Alright when did KY become competent
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Fri March 20, 2020
(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Great Plains SPCA doing 'bad pet drawings' fundraiser/subject of future photoshop contest
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(The Drive)
 
Weeners
 
How someone really felt about the Army's failed XM10 pistol competition
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Not news: White House trade advisor Peter Navarro wants to shift medical supply chains from China back to the US. Fark: even if it means restricting needed supplies and killing people
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Thu March 19, 2020
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
A little something we Farkers to cling to that isn't a whiskey bottle, TV remote, or increasingly alarmed house pet: 23 pieces of positive news regarding COVID-1
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
If you've having buyer's remorse over that panic induced purchase of 247 cans of creamed eels and 139 cartons or corn nog, and you bought the stuff in Jersey, bon appetit
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Good grief, what kind of a full-grown lion needs a woobie to sleep with? This one does, and subby would like to see somebody try to take it away from him
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Wed March 18, 2020
(TSN)
 
 
 
Having been the butt of jokes for all the scandals, bad trades, lousy attendance, incompetent ownership and behind the scenes shenanigans for the past several years, the Ottawa Senators finally make a positive announcement
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(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
Has anyone seen my trumpet? It's gold, about 8 feet long, and I really miss it. Please contact me if you find it. Kthanxbye
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Your pets and livestock are unlikely to catch C-19 from you. With helpful picture of man holding his cock
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Mon March 16, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Incompetent leadership may be the new normal but at least we can count on bigger Smurf conventions than ever
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Text messages about a national quarantine lockdown are part of a foreign disinformation campaign. Not to worry, American citizens, the Trump Administration isn't nearly as competent or coordinated enough for that kind of effort
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
It's reassuring to know that, when facing a real crisis like the Coronavirus, lawmakers can put aside petty partisan differences and act decisively to ...what's that? Louie Gohmert? You're doing what with the emergency relief bill now?
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Your cat wants a bite of your cookie. And that one. And that one. Oh, that one looks nice. Let's try that one too
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Uncanny Portraits of Perfectly Symmetrical Pets/ƨɈɘԳ lɒɔiɿɈɘmmγƧ γlɈɔɘʇɿɘԳ ʇo ƨɈiɒɿɈɿoԳ γnnɒɔnU
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
As if presidential incompetence wasn't enough, HHS was hit by a wave of cyber attacks last night
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Bacteriologists, long accustomed to talking about invasions and colonies, prove bacteria grow almost exactly as human colonies grow into cities. They now hope to find red light district in their Petri dishes so they can really party
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Boris Johnson is as incompetent as Donald Trump
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Sun March 15, 2020
(YouTube)
 
 
 
So since they're not racing in Oz or at St. Pete, how about a Racing All-stars E-Sports race (track TBA). Beware, jet dryers, there's gonna be TWO Montoya. Sunday 1pm UK/9am EDT on YouTube and Twitch
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Thrice divorced woman petitions SCOTUS to uphold the sanctity of marriage. That's the joke
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Sat March 14, 2020
(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
What's your pet's name, and what name do you really call them? Asking for a canine poochie-woochie bubbieboi cutie-pie
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Fri March 13, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
Incompetent government response to swine flu: First case reported April 15. Public health emergency on April 26. First test approved April 28. Test kits shipped May 1
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
At The Villages, Florida's largest retirement community which has been likened to a perpetual cruise complete with parties and STDs, residents are looking to go out with a Corona bang
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Reporter on Pat Robertson's Muppet News Network turns on Trump over Coronavirus
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(WAFB Baton Rouge)
 
 
 
Louisiana postponing Democratic primary. Trump looks on with glee
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
How to include your critters in your viral plans
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
How to include your critters in your viral plans
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
All UEFA competitions, including Champions League and Europa League, postponed due to coronavirus. UFIA competitions to go ahead as normal
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Florida Man barred from posting cute cat videos due to lawsuits
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Thu March 12, 2020
(Merriam-Webster)
 
 
 
Dogfishing isn't quite as bad as catfishing
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(Sucks)
 
 
 
Duke su...spends athletic competitions
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
𝅘𝅥𝅮 Manitoba, where the COVID comes sweeping down the plain / Where the crazy tweets can't compete / When the fear comes right behind the rain... 𝅘𝅥𝅮
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(Today)
 
 
 
98-year-old Girl Scout has been selling her cookies since 1932. Betty White may have some competition
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(Some New Wave Guy)
 
 
 
On this week's serving of 80's post-punk, new wave, goth, and shoegazy goodness, it's Dave Ball, Freur, That Petrol Emotion and more. Come hear what terrestrial radio doesn't sound like on PastFORWARD #124. Starts @ 1.00PM ET, LGT streaming options
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(BBC)
 
 
 
British student sent home for selling hand sanitiser at school. His mum said that "it was hard to discipline her son when his dad called to say he was a [expetive deleted] legend, and that her son plans to use the £9 he made to buy a kebab"
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Wed March 11, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
State media is going all out to protect the Dear Leader's incompetence on the Coronavirus
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Tue March 10, 2020
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Trump administration's reaction to coronavirus crisis in a nutshell: "Malevolence tempered by incompetence". Obvious tag quarantined with high fever
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Hey Google, show me something petty and mean
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(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
"You gotta live," says man as he boards massive floating petri dish in the middle of a pandemic
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Mon March 09, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
"And now, HEEEEEEEeeeeeerrrrrrrreeee's Mayor Pete"
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Sun March 08, 2020
(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Dare to travel? Here's the cleanest and dirtiest giant floating petri dishes according to sanitation scores
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Bernie: The Establishment™ forced Mayor Pete out of the race. Pete's campaign manager: The decision was his alone. Bernie: I REST MY CASE
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(IFL Science)
 
Weeners
 
This just in: PETA seems way too concerned about children's penises
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Official warning: Over 60,000 apps on Google Play Store want to make your phone their puppet
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Sat March 07, 2020
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Dan Peterson was late for his funeral - four years late. He must have been delayed by this dust storm. Tag is for an impressive little girl
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Fri March 06, 2020
(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Unknown minor league outfielder Johneshwy Fargas hits for the cycle in spring training, competes for spot on Mets opening day roster, plaque in Baseball Name Hall of Fame. Just a Total Fargas of a day
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Pomeranian tests "weak positive" for Coronavirus. Sick tag wins out over Scary and Woofday tags
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Thu March 05, 2020
(Unilad)
 
 
 
When your pet is a dickhead and isn't a cat
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Complaints about officiating hits Dancing on Ice. Evidently the Pittsburgh Steelers keep winning all the competitions
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
Lunchbox the 23 lb. cat is a finalist for the Cadbury Bunny competition
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Matt Gaetz is stylin wearing his gas mask. Calls members of congress a human petri dish. This is a better look for him though
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(Some Dealer)
 
 
 
Major marijuana producer leaves a Vancouver suburb with a 1.7 million square foot white elephant of a greenhouse after realizing that it can't compete with black marketers who are undercutting them on price
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Tue March 03, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
So what happens to all those votes cast by people who got caught up in Klomentum, jumped aboard the Yang Bus, or fell in love with Mayor Pete's vanilla? Well, in short: LOL TOO BAD SUCKERS
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(Phone Arena)
 
 
 
Now that the US only has three mobile carriers, T-Mobile is raising prices. It's almost like competition keeps prices down or something
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Mon March 02, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Alaska Airlines drops sponsorship of Iditarod sled dog races. PETA claims responsibility
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Pete, Tom and Amy drop from the running of the polls. This is the MSNBC Primetime Discussion, Super Tuesday Eve edition, starting at 8 PM Eastern
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Mayor Pete and Amy Klobuchar to join Biden onstage tonight in Dallas
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
In the least surprising development since the sun coming up this morning, the right's anti-Greta climate-denial muppet harbors sentiments that start with N and rhyme with "snotsy"
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(Dennis)
 
 
 
Bees in the almond groves are being exploited and disrespected. We must stop hanging on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Christians celebrate Pete Buttigieg's withdrawal from the Primaries, citing his lack of 'Family Values'. Yet they vote for a man who cheats on his wife and bribes women to stay quiet. 'Family Values', indeed
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
It appears Bernie will be the main beneficiary of Mayor Pete's exit
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
How the Furby went from adorable pet to some sort of monster of a form which only a diseased fancy could conceive, with a pulpy, tentacled head surmounting a grotesque and scaly body with rudimentary wings
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Stoya: My boyfriend has told me he wants to start sending me snippets of porn he watches to show me what he wants me to do to him in bed. This makes me think I'm inadequate in bed. Am I right to be insulted? Should I refuse these videos?"
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Sun March 01, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
"Petting a dog is one of the most relaxing things you can do"
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Sat February 29, 2020
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Will Alec Baldwin's Trump catch the Coronavirus? Will we get another absurd musical skit with Pete Davidson and Chris Redd? David Byrne is the musical guest while John Mulaney makes his third appearance as host. SNL, 11:30 PM ET on NBC
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Will Biden bounce back? Will Bernie burn out? Will Pete Buttigieg, if asked what is 2+2, respond with, "This is a question I've given much thought to"? Remember Amy Klobuchar? This is your South Carolina election thread. Polls close at 7 p.m. ET
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
For Wall Street, better the puppet you know
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Fri February 28, 2020
(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
California veterinarian makes houseless calls and treats people's pets for free. (Dust Level:10, you have been warned)
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
What if it actually does end up being Trump's own incompetence that brings him down? Wouldn't that be crazy?
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
People who donated $15 to an animal shelter got a portrait of their pet drawn by volunteers. Some were better than others
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Hong Kong Fluey. Dog tests positive for Covid-19 (possible nsfw content on page)
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Thu February 27, 2020
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Inside the extremely weird world of Pete Buttigieg fan fiction
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
WHO slams Trump's response to Coronavirus as incoherent and incompetent, insists they can't explain the nonsense, reaffirming America won't get fooled again and they can see for miles the kids are alright as long as precautions are taken before 5:15
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Snidely Whiplash, Ebenezer Scrooge, and the Grinch retire, unable to compete with this
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(Laughing Squid)
 
 
 
Stop. Inflatable Hammer Pants time
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Wed February 26, 2020
(Pink News UK)
 
 
 
Mayo Pete Buttigieg joins protest with McDonald's workers for a $15 minimum wage, doesn't end well when they tell him to STFU
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(NPR)
 
 
 
"You mean despite what Fox News says, Bernie doesn't REALLY want to enslave my grandchildren, and Mayor Pete isn't putting chemicals in the water to turn me gay? MYRTLE...have you heard this?"
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Don't put your pets' lives in the hands of the Internet of Things
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Trump wants to pardon Pete Rose
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Mayor Pete tries to lure African-American voters but reels in South Carolina Karens
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(Thrillist)
 
 
 
Miller Lite is offering everyone a free case of beer for Leap Day. Nice of them to offer a competitor's product
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Good for me but not for thee: Mayor Pete edition
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Some guy named Pierre is trying to test the public's appetite for Bush at a time when the legacy admission policy might not apply to Congress
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Tue February 25, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump: So you don'like my pick for acting DNI because he's completely incompetent and utterly unqualified for the job? Wel, how about instead we go with the LAST guy you rejected for the job, after all he's only HALF as unqualified as this guy
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(The Week)
 
 
 
SC's largest newspaper endorses Pete Buttigieg in the SC primary. The 37 remaining people in SC who can read and still get newspapers have much to ponder
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Watch Johnny Cash perform his famous song "Jackson" with Miss Piggy, from the 1981 Valentine's Day episode of "The Muppets"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Don't know which is worse, that a top official in Homeland Security couldn't find a Covid-19 outbreak map, or that he was too stupid to ask a staffer to find it and instead went on Twitter to lay out his incompetence to everyone
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Live from New York, it's throwing Pete Davidson under the subway
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Mayo Pete "The Islamic Shock" SuperAllah Buttigeig?
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(Cleveland 19)
 
 
 
In a country where people fear change, you can keep the same pet forever. Also, cats are a cloning bargain
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Mon February 24, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
It's all fun and games until baby sharks try to taste your strobes. Winners of the 2020 underwater photographer of the year competition
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(TVLine)
 
 
 
Pete Davidson wanted to leave SNL because they make fun of him too much
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Old Order and the Pet Shop Grumpy Old Men are going on the road, they need to add Old Young MC to complete the tour
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Pete Buttigieg will turn America into a gay-dom
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Sat February 22, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Bradley Bozeman of the Baltimore Ravens has an enormous appetite. He conquered the 72 oz. steak challenge at the Big Texan in Amarillo, Texas
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Fri February 21, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
15th century guide to children's manners includes such guidance as "Pyke notte thy nostrellys", "spette not ovyr thy tabylle" and "chesse cum by fore the, be not to redy". Wise words that we would all do well to heed next time we visit McDonalds
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
From the "good luck with THAT" desk: the increasingly ironically named Reality Winner, the NSA whistleblower who leaked NSA documents showing Russia's attempts to hack the 2016 election, is going to petition Trump for clemency
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(NewsTimes)
 
 
 
CT paper's "Most Photogenic Pets" roundup includes an elderly dachshund with soulful eyes and a feline who forgot how to cat
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Jeezum pete, the woker-than-thou are complaining that a show put on by the Fashion Institute of Technology is racist? That's the most ridic-- (reads article) Damn, you people. That's some serious Bob Jones University shiat right there. Duke sucks
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Mayor Pete announces his next fundraising target will be to raise $13 million, which at the current exchange rate is 0.028 Bloombergs
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Business jargon is critically important to ensure core competencies are efficiently managed
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Thu February 20, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
"Comey lied, McCabe lied, Lisa Page lied, her lover Strzok, Peter Strzok lied. Um, That guy lied. Mr. Boo-urns lied. The guy at Wendy's lied. Anyone with a D behind their name lied. You don't know who these people are? Just trust me, they all lied"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My friend was walking with a group and fell, shattering her 'diamond' engagement ring. We assume it's fake and don't know if she knows. She treats dating like a competition; do we tell her and humiliate her, or let her humiliate herself later?"
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
From the "Who could have seen that coming" files, apparently quarantining an entire cruise ship creates a floating "petri dish" of infection
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Because everybody wants a pet that glows in the dark
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Wed February 19, 2020
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Fark's favorite Floridian now suing Elizabeth Warren and Pete Buttigieg for attempting to "garner votes in the black community"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
T-Mobile's owner, Deutsche Telekom, sets its sights on becoming the #1 U.S. cell phone company, saying they have the suckitude of Sprint combined with the incompetence of AT&T and arrogance of Verizon to +++CARRIER LOST+++
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
"I've never sent hush money to a porn star after cheating on my spouse," Pete Buttigieg says after being asked about family values in gay marriage
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Okay турист, rise and shine and don't forget your пинетки 'cuz it's cold out there. What is this St. Petersburg? Ha, it's Kansas and we've got your morning drive time пропаганда and all the top 40 songs to keep you occupied in a sea of amusements
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(New Japan Pro-Wrestling)
 
 
 
Friends, we gather here to day to pay respects to a legend: the most competent referee in pro wrestling history. Tiger Hattori officiates his final match at the TIGER HATTORI RETIREMENT EVENT, starting @ 4:30 AM ET on NJPWWorld.com
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Tue February 18, 2020
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Stephen Miller's uncle gives him a wedding gift that's anything but Petty: a donation gift to a refugee... organization
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(OK Whatever)
 
 
 
Dog owners nominate man who invented hands-free poop bag holder for MacArthur Genius Grant. "It's great to have my hands back," says one of them
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Baseball player posts about the horrible dog he adopted, and man I'm either allergic to dogs or it's really dusty in here
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Baseball player posts about the horrible dog he adopted, and man I'm either allergic to dogs or it's really dusty in here
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(The Advocate)
 
 
 
Who gets more epic burn from Cher's endorsement of Biden, Mayor Pete or Warren? Anyways, ok boomer. Has Subby offended everyone yet?
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(Insider)
 
 
 
Dog Tails: Nine dogs who went viral for their 2019 heroic deeds
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Mon February 17, 2020
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Trump using his Peter as divining rod in search for leakers
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Asked what he'd do if Trump refuses to leave the White House after the election, Mayor Pete answers, "I guess if he's willing to do chores, we can work something out" (with video)
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Pastor: Pete Buttigieg needs to be killed, because he's gay. Just like Jesus said to do
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Sun February 16, 2020
(BBC)
 
 
 
Manchester City say they are "disappointed but not surprised," after being banned from European club competitions for two seasons by Uefa
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(Esquire)
 
 
 
The secret history of the indispensable institution that provides us with pictures of Pete Davidson making out
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Fri February 14, 2020
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Pete Buttigieg's prediction comes true thanks to Fox Business
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Thu February 13, 2020