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| Tue July 20, 2021 |
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Whether those recently leaked "Kremlin documents" are real, fake, or "real fakes," the story they tell is 100% true and verifiable: Russia DID try to get Trump elected because he's unstable and incompetent, and his presidency WAS bad for America
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On Sunday, a pandemic-era record of 2.23 million travelers passed through TSA checkpoints. Let's see how smoothly things ran...oh my
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Today's 2-hour serving of '80s alt/post-punk/new wave includes music from They Might Be Giants, Peter Gabriel, and Echo & The Bunnymen. Hear what commercial radio doesn't sound like on pastFORWARD #237. Starts @ 1:00 PM ET, LGT streaming options
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Michigan struck by Legionnaire's outbreak, presumably due to Matter-Eater Lad's appetite
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| Tue June 22, 2021 |
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The Sun sets on Sun Yang's efforts to compete in the Sun Olympics in The Land of the Rising Sun as Sun court Sun rules Sun is a Sun cheater
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On this day in history, in 1864, General Lee struck back at Petersburg, leading the narrator to wonder what trouble them Duke boys were gonna get into next
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Orange County considering banning retail sales of cats, dogs, potentially leaving business owners with no option but wholesale bulk purchases for their cat-based needs
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Orange County considering banning retail sales of cats, dogs, potentially leaving business owners with no option but wholesale bulk purchases for their cat-based needs
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Man convicted of charges stemming from ballot fraud he perpetrated to swing a 2018 election to the GOP. Went to pretty great lengths to save his $721/month disability, trying to hide 15 YEARS' worth of checks ($130k). Also pled to being bad at math
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Congratulations to Maura Spence for being named Miss Colorado 2021. For the talent competition, she fired a Javelin anti-tank missile while traveling at 50 kph over broken desert terrain
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Italian egg stuffed meatloaf (Polpettone). Hard boiled egg in the center, yes or no?
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| Wed June 02, 2021 |
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RIP Gordon Pettengill, who radar-tracked Sputnik, led Arecibo, and more. He is survived by his wife, children, two granddaughters, and asteroid 3831 Pettengill
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'Open relationship', 'Remote association', 'Casual relationship', 'Co-dependence' and 'Friendship.' Human or feline behaviors? Why not both? Or not
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| Fri May 07, 2021 |
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It's time to play the music, it's time for creepy lights, it's time for a Muppet's corporate synergy fright night
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Microsoft's ChromeOS competitor, Windows 10X, gets strangled in the development lab
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Friday Night MMA: Bellator 258, Juan Archuleta vs Sergio Pettis, Anthony "Rumble" Johnson returns to fight Jose Augusto Barros. Also Patricky Pitbull, Michael "Venom" Page, Raufeon Stots. Prelims stream at 5:30 PM ET, main card at 9 PM ET on Showtime
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It's like Secret Santa except you get a mystery animal
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What do you do when your bungling incompetence leads to a third Covid-19 wave? HEY EVERYBODY LOOK OVER THERE
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| Tue May 04, 2021 |
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We've secretly submitted a house generated by an AI to a home listing company. Little things give it away, like the carpet in the kitchen and the closet on the ground floor bigger than most houses
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22 year old golfer becomes first person with Down Syndrome to compete for a collegiate title. What's her handicap? Article doesn't say, but you have to assume it's in the single digits or better
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The GOP is petrified of DC statehood
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Long before compiling his great thesaurus, Peter Roget was in danger of becoming a prisoner of war in Napoleon's Europe. For Roget, the experience was dispiriting, anxious, demoralizing, fraught, melancholy, fearful, dismaying, troubling, and sad
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| Wed April 14, 2021 |
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Beautiful Goddess Shivakamini Somakandarkram sheds her League trophy form and joins the Borderlands movie. Taco, Pete, Kevin, Rodney, and Andre inconsolable
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Growing up, Subby's local radio station challenged listeners to identify songs from several snippets edited one after the other. Can you identify all the sounds this Lyrebird is making?
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Matt Gaetz tells CNN reporter "Your network is trying to propagandize lies against me" in a whiny, petulant tone one would expect from a child
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Thanks to Saving Grace Pet Adoption Center in Roseburg, Oregon quite a few abandoned or hoarded dogs and cats have been rescued & many have been adopted. Please welcome Wonder & Olaf to this week's Woofday Wetnose Wednesday (w/video)
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Even in the corrupt atmosphere of NJ politics, faking EVERY SINGLE SIGNATURE on your primary ballot petition is a bridge too far
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The way he hustled, who would have bet on Pete Rose to make it to 80 years old?
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It turns out that there are real pet detectives
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Homeowners rip up old carpet in living room, find giant Monopoly board hidden underneath. Now looking for Rich Uncle Pennybags to see if he has some extra cash
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| Mon April 12, 2021 |
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Ticket camera company executives warn of decline in morale if shareholders reject merger with biggest competitor. 2,808,597 declines in morale, in fact
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Mike Lindell announces MyStore, his MAGA answer to Amazon. Next up, MyCar to compete with Detroit's Big Three and MyOhMy to compete with George Takei
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New study says bosses should talk less and listen more, but didn't get into micromanagement, sheer incompetence, failing up, TPS report cover sheets, or generally being a clueless unqualified moran
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After totally slamming Biden for being "humane," John Cornyn (R-TX) dunks on him again for his "conventional" tweets. BOOM. TAKE THAT, YOU... COMPETENT PRESIDENT
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| Wed April 07, 2021 |
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Cargo ship that's been innocently sitting off the coast of Yemen for years attacked with limpet mine. Witnesses report that its Christmas lights appear distressingly tangled
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Sheetz selected as finalist for best regional fast food award. FARK: They were competing against Bojangles, In-n-Out Burger, Skyline Chili, and more
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While Biden is quietly and effectively presidenting, the GOP leaders can't seem to shake their addiction to Trump-style "stunt politics", and, oddly people are finding they actually kinda like that whole "competence" thing
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Pete Alonso takes down the Judge
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If you've never seen The Thick of It, Armando Iannucci's classic political satire starring Peter Capaldi, you're missing out, especially as it featured an f-bomb every five seconds, and the f*cking BBC thought it was too sweary
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