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Fri June 05, 2020
		If only Peter Quill had brought some 'shrooms with his Awesome Mix tapes source: medicalxpress.com \| share:	6
		You are outside the perimeter of your home. Nature calls and your only option is a public restroom. What do you do? WHAT DO YOU DO? Dr Petri, an epidemiologist, lists four things to pay attention to source: marketwatch.com \| share:	16
		Silly gator, space is for Bob and Doug * Germany to hold a rocket competition. No word if London will be evacuated * SpaceX: Boom today, success tomorrow * Exos: Boom today success today * Vega to return to flight * Russia leaks on South America 🚀 source: arstechnica.com \| share:	2

Thu June 04, 2020
		Florida Supreme Court: sorry, voters, but this "Ban Assault Weapons Now" petition is a little unclear so it will not be appearing on the ballot source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	57
		Okay... Fine. Here's a picture a damn cat. Happy now? source: boredpanda.com \| share:	9

Wed June 03, 2020
		Bird scraps thousands of electric scooters in the Middle East, refuses comment on flying carpets source: cnbc.com \| share:	7

Tue June 02, 2020
		Ravens owner gives $1M for social justice reform, or 1/42 Marcus Peters source: espn.com \| share:	6
		Nebraska Governor Pete Ricketts refers to black pastors and black leaders he was meeting with as "you people." Does not go well for him after pastor walks out source: wowt.com \| share:	67
		Ajit Pai (R-Comcast): Net Neutrality isn't needed and companies will compete fairly. Reality: HBO Max won't hit AT&T data caps, but Netflix and Disney Plus will source: theverge.com \| share:	30

Mon June 01, 2020
		Professional fishing is first UK sport to return from the pandemic. Key competitive regulation is special sling net that allows anglers and scalesmen to achieve touch-free, socially distant catching, weighing and releasing of the fish source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	6
		Homeowners in the UK fear a hosepipe ban for the summer, putting lawn competitions on the backburner source: metro.co.uk \| share:	31
		Woman brings terrifying Thunderbirds puppets to Antiques Roadshow, learns she's sitting on a gold mine (possible nsfw content on page) source: express.co.uk \| share:	24
		Researchers are practically ecstatic on new study showing how ketamine helps people roll through depression source: eurekalert.org \| share:	4

Sun May 31, 2020
		Mummenschanz on the Muppet Show, 1976 source: youtube.com \| share:	21

Fri May 29, 2020
		Some humans may have inherited a pregnancy curve-ball from Neanderthals, though other scientists think this is a hoax perpetrated by a con-cave man source: sciencealert.com \| share:	6
		Missouri Governor and Mr. Roper cosplayer Mike Parson says if his incompetent response to the pandemic makes Missourians feel unsafe going to vote, they don't have to vote source: thehill.com \| share:	61
		40 rodents released in a park that will soon be renamed "New Guinea" source: cbc.ca \| share:	7
		Good news for wetnoses everywhere. Winston, the Chapel Hill pug, did not have the Coronavirus. Duke still sucks source: chapelboro.com \| share:	2

Wed May 27, 2020
		Incompetent sheriff, who was forced to hire someone to run his jail for him, demands the right to change the resulting "jail utopia" back into the drug fueled, violent hellhole it's supposed to be source: nola.com \| share:	42
		Silicon Valley tech billionaires plan to boost Joe Biden. Peter Thiel unavailable for comment source: vox.com \| share:	34
		Some guy says the "spy" pigeon captured by India is just his pet, and the secret code it was carrying is his phone number source: bbc.com \| share:	25
		Your pet's seasonal allergies are nothing to sneeze at source: phys.org \| share:	0

Tue May 26, 2020
		How to tell your pet that it's safe for you to go back to work now: First, take them by the paws, look them in the eyes, and say "I'm crazy" source: courier-journal.com \| share:	14
		Republican candidate seeking to challenge AOC drops out of congressional primary race. "Whatever Scherie is doing is a smokescreen for her own shortcomings. If she had a competent campaign we wouldn't be having this conversation" source: thehill.com \| share:	79

Mon May 25, 2020
		Lookin' like a badass. No wonder Trump doesn't even try to compete source: twitter.com \| share:	150
		Perturbed pets lamenting their cones of shame source: sadanduseless.com \| share:	9

Sat May 23, 2020
		A silver lining in the fight against COVID-19: 43% say they've 'changed for the better' thanks to the lockdown. Which still leaves 57% happy about being compete selfish arseholes source: studyfinds.org \| share:	48
		Humans have five different types of appetites, not including second breakfast and third dessert source: mnn.com \| share:	19
		Missing pet. Goes by the name "Chompy" source: koco.com \| share:	5

Fri May 22, 2020
		Sure, debt collectors in the US can be nasty, but at least they don't auction off your dog source: bbc.com \| share:	39
		Putin's Chechen puppet contracts non-existent hoax. OR DID HE? source: reuters.com \| share:	23
		Michigan AG calls Trump a petulant child. Donald responds by proving her point source: thehill.com \| share:	41

Thu May 21, 2020
		Ok, who started playing Jumanji? source: wmur.com \| share:	34
		Otter teaches human how to pet him source: twitter.com \| share:	9
		New study finds that if social distancing measures had been put in place just one week earlier, 82% of the US Cv-19 deaths could have been prevented. So, as of Wednesday, 76,620 Americans died because of incompetent leadership. Avenge them in November source: edition.cnn.com \| share:	163

Wed May 20, 2020
		With Olympics postponed and no championships to compete in, top fencer takes on Tokyo UberEats delivery job to pay bills and stay fit. At least he has the PPE source: japantoday.com \| share:	6
		VW pulls ad after it's called racist, although others might see a video where a white woman puts a black man into her petit colon as something else source: bbc.com \| share:	75
		Glamour photos of peeps with their pets source: sadanduseless.com \| share:	13
		Woman teaches her dog to do CPR. Your dog ate the sofa and then vomited all over the living room source: mirror.co.uk \| share:	12

Tue May 19, 2020
		Happy 75th to Pete Townshend, who, in perhaps the ultimate piece of youthful resistance, has refused to listen to his own words source: en.wikipedia.org \| share:	18
		Walmart to cancel its online shopping site that was supposed to compete with Amazon. In other news, Walmart apparently had some kind of online shopping site for the last 4 years source: techcrunch.com \| share:	11
		How bad are NYC steakhouses doing in these coronavirus times? World famous Peter Luger's Steak House is now doing delivery for the first time in its 133 year history source: ny.eater.com \| share:	25
		Trump so petty source: nbcnews.com \| share:	157

Mon May 18, 2020
		Mr. President, you should know your COVID-19 response blows when even MAGA fan Peter Thiel has had it with it source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	31
		Ian Curtis of Joy Division died 40 years ago today. To celebrate, Peter Hook & The Light is streaming "So This Is Permanent" live concert from Christ Church Macclesfield from May 2015 for 24 hours only source: youtube.com \| share:	29
		Here's how you wake up a blind deaf dog and I'm not crying, you're crying source: nypost.com \| share:	10
		Bored with quarantine? Put glitter on your dog's testicles source: rare.us \| share:	12
		Trump, who has had six bankruptcies and flushed the best economy since the end of WWII down the toilet, has the gall to call Obama incompetent: "He was an incompetent president. That's all I can say. Grossly incompetent" source: independent.co.uk \| share:	141

Sun May 17, 2020
		GOP is still full steam ahead for August National Convention in Charlotte, details such as carpeting color and what flavor Kool-Aid to serve are still TBD source: mprnews.org \| share:	90

Sat May 16, 2020
		PSA: When the three year old asks to pet you and your wife's dog, you should just keep walking, unless you really want to be arrested for attempted kidnapping, perp-walked on the evening news, and run out of the town that you were born and raised in source: news4sanantonio.com \| share:	102
(Some AI)		AI does a surprisingly good job of creating Escape Room titles. I'd totally play "Forgotten Pharaoh's Pet Shop" source: aiweirdness.com \| share:	10

Fri May 15, 2020
		Thursday marks the 30th anniversary of Jim Henson's death. What do you like the most from his works? Who is your favorite Muppet? source: latimes.com \| share:	121
		In most countries, a cannabis plantation might be guarded by a dog. In Australia, it's guarded by a carpet python source: 9news.com.au \| share:	24
		Gelfling unable to secure emergency divorce from French muppet, hmmmmmmmmm source: pagesix.com \| share:	19

Thu May 14, 2020
		Will Poosh be able to compete with Goop? source: mirror.co.uk \| share:	12

Wed May 13, 2020
		It's been 47 years since producers tried to make Ghost in the Noonday Sun, a pirate film starring Peter Sellers. Now, the story of the disastrous production can finally be told source: deadline.com \| share:	26
(Some Guy)		Stephen King: "Sooner or later, everything old is new again". The revival of the SUV Coupe. Subby hopes the AMC Eagle 2-door he buried in the Pet Sematary will be in his driveway soon source: bloombergquint.com \| share:	31
		Muppet Guys Talking reunites for a free livestream event supporting the fine healthcare workers at Veterinarian's Hospital source: insidethemagic.net \| share:	2

Tue May 12, 2020
		Today is the 20th anniversary of the death of Adam Petty. Sadly it took his death along with Kenny Irwin Jr.'s a few months later and Dale Earnhardt's death next season to mandate safety improvements such as the HANS device that have saved many lives source: sports.yahoo.com \| share:	16
		Coach Quinn contemplating kicking competition, causing Koo consternation source: ajc.com \| share:	1
		Bob Barker's reminder to have your pets spayed or neutered was only the beginning source: yahoo.com \| share:	68
		Twitter will allow employees to work from home for as long as they want. Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey told his employees Tuesday that many of them will be allowed to work from home in perpetuity, even after the coronavirus pandemic ends, according to 1/2 source: nbcnews.com \| share:	19
		Is there no end to the oppression and outright business tyranny perpetrated on the restaurant going public, where are my cheddar bicuits source: pittsburgh.cbslocal.com \| share:	45

Mon May 11, 2020
		Steve Mnuchin acknowledges that we have probably not even begun to scratch the surface of the Trump administration's incompetence source: npr.org \| share:	50
		Are you sick but can't get tested for COVID-19 because you live in a failed 3rd world country with a corrupt and incompetent government....or worse, the USA? Thankfully there's now a (peer-reviewed) app for that source: theconversation.com \| share:	25

Sat May 09, 2020
		Gentlemen, hoist your petards source: twitter.com \| share:	117
		Can you sniff a butt from 6 feet away? source: businessinsider.com \| share:	7

Fri May 08, 2020
		Light is the best disinfectant against the perpetual lying by the White House. Emails show they lied about everything to do with that buried CDC guidance report source: apnews.com \| share:	88
		Turns out you can already buy the active metabolite of COVID-19 drug remdesivir on the black market, as treatment for feline infectious peritonitis in pet cats source: theatlantic.com \| share:	17
		While he appreciates the gesture, and would like to remind the NYPD he is sober now and has not taken possession, Pete Davidson begs fans to stop leaving drugs on his mother's doorstep source: decider.com \| share:	60
		The red band trailer for Pete Davidson's "The King of Staten Island" has finally arrived source: deadline.com \| share:	28
		Apparently the Sundance Film Festival in January was the "first petri dish" of coronavirus in the US source: theguardian.com \| share:	13
		Cuddlepuppehs and snugglekittehs that like to sleep in their humans' beds source: boredpanda.com \| share:	3
		Cuddlepuppehs and snugglekittehs that like to sleep in their humans' beds source: boredpanda.com \| share:	3

Wed May 06, 2020
		Why is the stock market rallying while so many people are unemployed? Basically, the Federal Reserve is doing its job well; the pain you're feeling is Trump's incompetence source: vox.com \| share:	20
		There was a LOT of competition for the title source: cnn.com \| share:	30
		JetBlue to honor 100,000 healthcare workers by placing them in sealed flying petri dishes. They're also doing a low altitude flyover of NYC for the nightly 7pm front-line workers cheer source: businesswire.com \| share:	3
		Fark and Schnitt podcast: Peter Sagal tells us about surviving both the Boston Marathon Bombing and the LA Riots, as well his guess as to when things will return to normal. Plus, the secret strange connection between Fark and Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me is finally revealed source: podcasts.apple.com \| share:	77
		Chris Evans on attempting to groom his dog, Dodger, at home, "It went so wrong, so fast. He hasn't seen a mirror yet. I told him it looks great". Welcome to this week's Woofday Wetnose Wednesday source: people.com \| share:	173

Tue May 05, 2020
		Dog saves lives of two goldfish. Pepperidge Farm will never forget this source: youtube.com \| share:	5
		Airlines shocked ... SHOCKED to see people unwilling to get cooped up in a petri dish of an airplane and fly in these coronavirus times source: losangeles.cbslocal.com \| share:	24
		Otters and badgers having more fun without Neidermeyer or Skinny Pete around source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	9

Mon May 04, 2020
		Go down the rabbit hole on anniversary of "Alice's Adventures in Wonderland" with some amazing images inspired by it. Missing: chessboard-bodysuit wearing backup singer in Tom Petty video who made junior-high-age subby suddenly grow bigger every time source: lithub.com \| share:	27
		For the first time in decades the US Navy sends a fleet into the Barents Sea. Unclear if they are counting on Sup-Ger-A St. Petersburg to complete the maneuver source: thehill.com \| share:	30
		Carnival Cruise Lines: As soon as the "no Sail" order expires on August 1, we're putting our floating petri dishes right back out on the water. Their mostly elderly clientele: yeah, good luck with that, send us a postcard source: cnbc.com \| share:	54
		50 of the sweetest lockdown pet adoption photos you'll see today source: boredpanda.com \| share:	4
		Adopt-a-doggos are now on the delivery menu in Moscow. Cats last seen plotting their ruthless revenge source: apnews.com \| share:	1
		Small town news: stray pet on the loose. Fark: stray pig on the loose source: wearecentralpa.com \| share:	7

Sun May 03, 2020
		Worried but smart momma cat drops off her sick kitten for treatment at the feet of medics in human hospital emergency room (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share:	7

Sat May 02, 2020
		It's simple when you think about it. Trump fires any government official that is actually competent at their job source: nytimes.com \| share:	71

Fri May 01, 2020
		Patient pets (mostly doggos) waiting for their stuffies to come out of surgery source: sadanduseless.com \| share:	3
		Assuming you've already deep into your own "appetizers," Taco Bell jumps into the home meal kit business source: foodandwine.com \| share:	9
		Hushed puppies posing by slippers designed to look like (& mock) them source: sadanduseless.com \| share:	11
(Super)		Got a spare hour? Sit back and enjoy a guided tour of all the cars the Peterson Museum has stashed in their vault downstairs source: petersen.org \| share:	6

Thu April 30, 2020
		Not sports news: Even a Cubs fan recognizes the Cardinals are a more competently run franchise. Sports news: In a lawsuit against the Cubs source: chicagotribune.com \| share:	15
		"I believe the people of this country are smart. And I don't think that they will put a man in who's incompetent," says man who apparently learned nothing from his own election source: talkingpointsmemo.com \| share:	53

Wed April 29, 2020
		Quarantined kids climbing the walls? Starting to think risking the pandemic might be preferable to unending isolation with impulse-driven carpet monkeys? A few suggestions from the folks at Fatherly source: fatherly.com \| share:	36
		cat-like typing detected source: theconversation.com \| share:	34
		cat-like typing detected source: theconversation.com \| share:	34
		Thinking about adopting a dog while sheltering at home? Here are some tips that owners can use to help train their new best friend. Welcome to this week's Woofday Wetnose Wednesday thread source: cnn.com \| share:	143
		Man busted for taking his fish on a walk during pandemic trying to take advantage of a rule allowing pet owners to leave their homes so that their pets can relieve themselves source: 14news.com \| share:	27
		Experts are now recommending that pets observe social distancing protocols. Your dog wants a hug and be told he's a good boy source: nypost.com \| share:	28

Tue April 28, 2020
		Britain's favorite snack is A: Tea and crumpets? B: Bacon sarnies? or C: Cheese on toast? "Time in lockdown has certainly seen extra snacking" (possible nsfw content on page) source: thesun.co.uk \| share:	12
		Pete Davidson's film "The King of Staten Island" to be the king of video on demand. In other news Pete Davidson made a movie source: nypost.com \| share:	27
		Family pet tests positive for COVID-19. Your dog wants antibodies, thinks Duke sucks source: abc7chicago.com \| share:	36

Mon April 27, 2020
		(Not the Onion) PETA plans to erect a billboard in remembrance of fallen poultry: 'In memory of the chickens killed in a nearby fire' source: sacramento.cbslocal.com \| share:	65
		Doorman may be elected to the NY State Assembly because his opponent didn't read the memo about attaching cover sheets with her TPS petitions before they go out source: nypost.com \| share:	26
		"A planning commissioner of Vallejo, California, has resigned after throwing his pet cat and apparently drinking a beer during a Zoom meeting between city officials that was made public" source: nbcbayarea.com \| share:	38
		2 million chickens will be killed in Delaware and Maryland because of lack of employees at processing plants. Gonzo inconsolable source: fox2now.com \| share:	49

Sat April 25, 2020
		Nice try PETA, would you like a large or small order of fries with that whopper, mate? source: foxnews.com \| share:	99
		What are you waiting for in these quarantined coronavirus times? Now is the perfect time to get a dog source: nytimes.com \| share:	18
		What are you waiting for in these quarantined coronavirus times? Now is the perfect time to get a dog source: nytimes.com \| share:	18
		Why is your pet acting like an asshole during quarantine? source: vox.com \| share:	29

Fri April 24, 2020
		"We're Pampering Our Pets More Than Ourselves." Well yeah - they've earned it for putting up with us these past few weeks source: bloomberg.com \| share:	3
		Tom Hardy posts and then deletes a picture of Venom killing Peter Parker. WHAT DOES IT MEAN source: themarysue.com \| share:	17
		The rock-bottom oil prices might utterly destroy corrupt petrostates like Saudi Arabia, Russia, and Venezuela. So, where's the bad news? source: slate.com \| share:	156

Thu April 23, 2020
		PETA tries to put little finger to corner of mouth but can't quite reach it source: reuters.com \| share:	30
		Here doggy, doggy, doggy .... Wait a minute, you're no doggy source: upi.com \| share:	11
		The anger came from employees who'd determined they'd make more money by collecting unemployment benefits than their normal paychecks. "I couldn't believe it," she added. "On what planet am I competing with unemployment?" source: cnbc.com \| share:	176
		Thousands of people sign petition to have fees waived for the single Netflix account they all share source: inquisitr.com \| share:	95
		Noted liberal Congressional Rep. Pete King rips Mitch McConnell as 'Marie Antoinette of the Senate' for suggesting struggling poor states go bankrupt amid the coronavirus crisis source: nypost.com \| share:	41

Wed April 22, 2020
		With the federal small business rescue fund depleted and no word on whether more funding will be made available, scores of restaurants turning to muggings, petty theft, and street crime to make ends meet source: dallasnews.com \| share:	5
		FEMA impounds 400,000 N95 masks headed for Michigan. Go ahead, Google what party the governor of Michigan is a member of. Yeah, he's that petty source: nydailynews.com \| share:	134
		Private petri dish in Tennessee announces it will open on Monday source: wreg.com \| share:	15
		What is it like to compete is the longest mountain bike race in the world? Course is 2,700+ miles from Canada to Mexico. Bonus: Subby did this in 2018 source: bbc.com \| share:	7

Tue April 21, 2020
(Death Party)		The MT GOP wants you to sign their petition about China and Coronavirus. Heywood Jabalome and Mike Hunt especially encouraged to respond source: secure.winred.com \| share:	108
		Vince Gilligan and Peter Gould talk about where Saul goes from here source: rollingstone.com \| share:	18
		Morgue's full. Portable refrigerator trailers are full. Hey Pete, you drive a pickup, don't you? source: inquirer.com \| share:	77
		Daytime TV to shift to classic reruns as they run out of new episodes to air according to Price is Right host Bob Barker (don't forget to spay or neuter your pets) source: deadline.com \| share:	15

Mon April 20, 2020
		Trump comes right out and admits that he's a petty little biatch who doesn't mind if people die so long as he can settle scores for perceived slights or offenses source: politico.com \| share:	51

Sat April 18, 2020
		Petrostates at risk of failure from Saudi Arabia and Russia oil-price war as well as COVID-19 crushing oil demand. Venezuela. Iran. Libya. Newfoundland & Labrador. Kazakh--- wait. What? source: cbc.ca \| share:	75

Fri April 17, 2020
		Procter & Gamble wipes out the competition source: cnbc.com \| share:	0

Thu April 16, 2020
		Countries doing great at dealing with pandemic have many lessons to learn. Number one, don't have an incompetent, bad-hair wearing motherfarker running your country. Everything's easy after that source: cnn.com \| share:	58
		Famed quack Dr. Oz, who has the ear of the President, makes the case for re-opening "appetizing" schools because ONLY 2-3% of children might die source: twitter.com \| share:	222
		Peter Billingsley is 49 today, never did shoot his eye out as a kid source: en.wikipedia.org \| share:	12

Wed April 15, 2020
		Mittens: "You may or may not be the new regional manager at Hooters" What is your cute distraction up to? source: boredpanda.com \| share:	8
		Since the President isn't doing anything else these days, he thought about starting a daily radio talk show from the White House. The only thing that stopped him was that he didn't want to compete with Limbaugh source: nytimes.com \| share:	62
		Put on some headphones and listen to 40 of the world's best low brass musicians perform The Rains of Castamere. When you're done, start a petition to have them do the The Mandalorian theme source: youtube.com \| share:	16
		Thanks to solid support from Bills fans, Buffalo still cherishes and celebrates Zubaz, the blue jeans of the 90s. "Western New York's appetite for the pants that look like the hide of a psychedelic zebra and fit like pajamas hasn't slowed down" source: buffalonews.com \| share:	22
		Let's not send out face masks or tests. Instead, let's send out Trump's pet unproven drug because Trump will make some money on it source: politico.com \| share:	94
		Here are some absolutely squee-worthy photos of rescue pets adopted in March. Post pics of your babies, adopted or not source: boredpanda.com \| share:	18

Tue April 14, 2020
		Mutant two-faced kid goat that feeds with both mouths leaves Wisconsin farmer stunned...looking for more food (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share:	10
		It's Pete Rose's birthday. Let's argue about his singing voice for a change source: youtube.com \| share:	16
		Pets getting all up in the face of social-distancing. Home time is their time - not work's source: sadanduseless.com \| share:	9
		I'll see your cat riding on a Roomba and raise you a puppy riding on a mop source: yahoo.com \| share:	2
		Nebraska's Republican governor, discount store Lex Luthor Pete Ricketts, refuses to issue a stay-at-home order, putting the entire state at risk of a Coronavirus outbreak source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	57
		Shock the Monkey indeed, Peter Gabriel's concert film Live in Verona is now streaming on his website source: petergabriel.com \| share:	12

Mon April 13, 2020
		Pete's basement is full of beautiful women source: pagesix.com \| share:	15
		Come take a virtual tour of the Dark Crystal display at the Atlanta Center for Puppetry Arts, but beware the Skeksis source: ajc.com \| share:	9
		Selena Gomez is going down to the house in the woods, having bought Tom Petty's former mansion source: consequenceofsound.net \| share:	30

Sun April 12, 2020
		Your pets are ready for you to get the fark out of the house and go back to work source: slate.com \| share:	29

Fri April 10, 2020
(Your Dog)		China moves into 18th century and looks to reclassify dogs as "companion animals" rather than "livestock". Your dog doesn't want to be a steak source: news.cgtn.com \| share:	82
		Dare you to listen to these li'l tiny skunks sounding like gargling muppets without squeeing (so turn your sound up) source: youtube.com \| share:	24
		It's like a Voltron of incompetence. "And I'll form the MAGA hat" source: twitter.com \| share:	82

Thu April 09, 2020
		It's nice to know that Trump's two top healthcare officials, HHS Secretary Alex Azar, and Medicare Administrator Seema Verma aren't letting a little thing like a global pandemic get in the way of their petty personal feud source: politico.com \| share:	33
		Good news: Scientists create mutant enzyme that can break down plastic bottles in hours. Bad news: Scientists create mutant enzyme that can break down plastic bottles in hours source: theguardian.com \| share:	43

Wed April 08, 2020
		After two hours of searching at least a half mile's worth of manholes, officers retrieved the poodle from the sewer, but not before he had the table's high score source: wusa9.com \| share:	3
		Keeping your doggos all waggly while you're all home source: phys.org \| share:	0
		Let's examine the record of Peter Navarro, the Defense Production Act Coordinator and Fauci-slayer on Trump's COVID task force, shall we? "He's the biggest asshole I've ever known.'' Oh my... and it gets worse from there source: politico.com \| share:	24
		That's a good boy pets source: twitter.com \| share:	4
		Ivanka is working from home as a cam girl, "stoking competitive juices among execs to drive up their commitments" source: axios.com \| share:	42

Tue April 07, 2020
		National incompetence stockpiles at full capacity source: newyorker.com \| share:	16
		Musicians and musicians' estates, including Tom Petty, Soundgarden, Hole, Steve Earle, and Tupac Shakur, file class action lawsuit against UMG over 2008 fire that destroyed master tapes. Judge apparently not a music fan source: vulture.com \| share:	14

Mon April 06, 2020
		DOCTOR Anthony Fauci who advised six presidents got into a heated argument with WH Trade Rep. Peter Navarro, a quack economist Jared found by Googling "trade expert", over the drug hydroxychloroquine because that's how things work in the WH now source: thehill.com \| share:	155

Sun April 05, 2020
		It's now dangerous to pet tigers source: nypost.com \| share:	89
		Gators are pretty nasty already, and now they have drugs and guns? source: abcactionnews.com \| share:	29

Sat April 04, 2020
		Your dog is soooo sick of you hanging around the house all day because of the coronavirus pandemic, you're kinda wrecking his sleep routine source: gq.com \| share:	11
		US embassy in Japan suggests that American expatriates jump out of the test tube and into the petri dish source: cbsnews.com \| share:	31

Fri April 03, 2020
		Fox News blames the democrats for spins the wheel downplaying the coronavirus pandemic. In other news, Devin Nunes discovers he now has competition for all those grapefruits source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	108
		Bears declare 'open competition' for starting quarterback; could be N Foles, M Trubisky, J Manziel, that banjo kid from "Deliverance" source: chicago.suntimes.com \| share:	13
		May the best state win the competition, and survive to the next round. Good luck, Governors source: cbsnews.com \| share:	92
		Quarantine - bars + pets = wholesome entertainmemt source: imgur.com \| share:	2
		Pets to humans. Ok we get it, you're bored but that's your problem, leave us out if it source: twitter.com \| share:	5

Wed April 01, 2020
(Haxored)		Dunder-Mifflin at the shelter source: webcenter11.com \| share:	0
		Trump might get the Strategic Petroleum Reserve filled up after all. Excess of crude oil production with lowered consumption means prices could soon go negative; producers will pay buyers to take it source: cnn.com \| share:	18
		Today's Mad Libs headline: "Hempfield bicyclist with history of petty crimes charged with throwing traffic cone into creek" source: triblive.com \| share:	11
		Yo dawg, here's a dawg who likes to pet other dawgos source: twitter.com \| share:	3

Tue March 31, 2020
		Florida Governor Ron DeSantis' raging incompetence and Trump sycophancy turned Florida into a COVID19 epicenter. But why take any responsibility when there are New Yorkers to scapegoat? source: slate.com \| share:	73
		Are you living the bobcat life? source: huffpost.com \| share:	10

Mon March 30, 2020
		Osaka live music club still open, and recommends restroom users wash their hands to Happy Birthday twice - otherwise, consider these 20-second snippets from Metallica, Slayer, or Megadeth. Or just sing Napalm Death's "You Suffer" 20 times source: soranews24.com \| share:	9
		So you're working from home. Post some pictures of your co-workers, er, pets and what they're doing to make your job better source: boredpanda.com \| share:	22

Sun March 29, 2020
		Stop being mean to me, just because I'm probably going to kill millions through my incompetence. That's no reason to be mean source: foxnews.com \| share:	139
		Do not leave your house during the pandemic to stock up on baby goats. Have one delivered source: riverfronttimes.com \| share:	7
		Welcome Fark Artists to ye first ever Fartist Friday contest. This week's theme: MSPaint your pet or your dream pet. Come show us your skills (or lack thereof) source: fark.com \| share:	41

Sat March 28, 2020
		Trump Administration warns Americans not to fall for scams trying to profit from the stimulus payout, probably because they don't like having competition source: cnn.com \| share:	16
		First cat infected with COVID-19. Welp, this wasn't the Caturday I expected source: nypost.com \| share:	113
		First cat infected with COVID-19. Welp, this wasn't the Caturday I expected source: nypost.com \| share:	113

Fri March 27, 2020
		Dem lawmakers banned from Oval for signing of the stimulus. What a petty little wanna-be tyrant source: twitter.com \| share:	81
		Which viewers agree with Brianna Keilar that Peter Navarro is wasting everyone's time? All of them source: cnn.com \| share:	33
		Candidate Trump has a huge campaign war chest with which he intended to carpet bomb the airwaves with a slew of produced ads, unfortunately, those ads are no longer relevant source: newsweek.com \| share:	77

Thu March 26, 2020
		Well, this is a good way to make new friends during this social distancing source: king5.com \| share:	1
		Well, this is a good way to make new friends during this social distancing source: king5.com \| share:	1
		"Of course, pet adoption isn't necessarily an activity you should undertake explicitly to get free alcohol" source: foodandwine.com \| share:	21
		"Of course, pet adoption isn't necessarily an activity you should undertake explicitly to get free alcohol" source: foodandwine.com \| share:	21
		"Few food flavor duos compete with combos like salt and pepper or peanut butter and jelly. High on the list of iconic duos is orange and vanilla, the pairing that brought us creamsicles, orange cream soda, and now a brand new Captain Morgan rum" source: delish.com \| share:	10
		As a guy whose been without a dog for a few years and was thinking about adopting another rescue during his forced downtime, subbie kind of has mixed feelings about this source: crainsnewyork.com \| share:	14

Wed March 25, 2020
		"Hola, señor comerciante. Por favor, venda a mi perro algunos Cheetos, del tipo naranja, no de los rojos, están demasiado calientes. Tiene $20 en su collar. ADVERTENCIA: Morderá si no se trata bien. Su vecino del frente". (pics) source: mirror.co.uk \| share:	36
		Ariana Grande is in quarantine with her new boyfriend, a step down from Pete Davidson source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	38

Tue March 24, 2020
		"I have a terrible tenant who's late with rent, over the pet limit, ignores their odors, and doesn't clean their messes. I've given him several chances; no change. The other tenants say if he stays, they go. Can I evict him during this pandemic?" source: slate.com \| share:	23
		Turns out coronavirus can be harmful to pets after all: Dog sprains tail from too much wagging because his human friend is home all the time source: nypost.com \| share:	8

Mon March 23, 2020
		States are competing against the federal government for medical supplies and it's driving up prices source: nbcnews.com \| share:	55
		Naked in a milky bathtub of floating rose petals, Madonna has declared coronavirus "the great equalizer" source: pagesix.com \| share:	68

Sun March 22, 2020
(Some Guy)		Jim Henson's family has some creative fun for your kids: how to make a Muppet and a Puppet Theater. It Ain't Easy Being Quarantined source: jimhensonsfamilyhub.com \| share:	22
		Gary Busey stressing caution and offering support during this pandemic. Just kidding, he's discovered his pet parakeet doubles as a lice-cleaning hat source: instagram.com \| share:	31
		If you're feeling upset at the emergency measures in your state, take a look at this comparison between TN and Kentucky? Alright when did KY become competent source: twitter.com \| share:	84

Fri March 20, 2020
		Great Plains SPCA doing 'bad pet drawings' fundraiser/subject of future photoshop contest source: fox4kc.com \| share:	4
		How someone really felt about the Army's failed XM10 pistol competition source: thedrive.com \| share:	63
		Not news: White House trade advisor Peter Navarro wants to shift medical supply chains from China back to the US. Fark: even if it means restricting needed supplies and killing people source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	40

Thu March 19, 2020
		A little something we Farkers to cling to that isn't a whiskey bottle, TV remote, or increasingly alarmed house pet: 23 pieces of positive news regarding COVID-1 source: seattlepi.com \| share:	25
		If you've having buyer's remorse over that panic induced purchase of 247 cans of creamed eels and 139 cartons or corn nog, and you bought the stuff in Jersey, bon appetit source: nj.com \| share:	44
(Some Guy)		Good grief, what kind of a full-grown lion needs a woobie to sleep with? This one does, and subby would like to see somebody try to take it away from him source: majesticanimals.net \| share:	10

Wed March 18, 2020
		Having been the butt of jokes for all the scandals, bad trades, lousy attendance, incompetent ownership and behind the scenes shenanigans for the past several years, the Ottawa Senators finally make a positive announcement source: tsn.ca \| share:	8
		Has anyone seen my trumpet? It's gold, about 8 feet long, and I really miss it. Please contact me if you find it. Kthanxbye source: ksl.com \| share:	27
		Your pets and livestock are unlikely to catch C-19 from you. With helpful picture of man holding his cock source: abc.net.au \| share:	6

Mon March 16, 2020
		Incompetent leadership may be the new normal but at least we can count on bigger Smurf conventions than ever source: politico.com \| share:	15
		Text messages about a national quarantine lockdown are part of a foreign disinformation campaign. Not to worry, American citizens, the Trump Administration isn't nearly as competent or coordinated enough for that kind of effort source: foxnews.com \| share:	19
		It's reassuring to know that, when facing a real crisis like the Coronavirus, lawmakers can put aside petty partisan differences and act decisively to ...what's that? Louie Gohmert? You're doing what with the emergency relief bill now? source: thehill.com \| share:	47
		Your cat wants a bite of your cookie. And that one. And that one. Oh, that one looks nice. Let's try that one too source: metro.co.uk \| share:	9
		Uncanny Portraits of Perfectly Symmetrical Pets/ƨɈɘԳ lɒɔiɿɈɘmmγƧ γlɈɔɘʇɿɘԳ ʇo ƨɈiɒɿɈɿoԳ γnnɒɔnU source: wired.com \| share:	9
		As if presidential incompetence wasn't enough, HHS was hit by a wave of cyber attacks last night source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	89
		Bacteriologists, long accustomed to talking about invasions and colonies, prove bacteria grow almost exactly as human colonies grow into cities. They now hope to find red light district in their Petri dishes so they can really party source: eurekalert.org \| share:	11
		Boris Johnson is as incompetent as Donald Trump source: theguardian.com \| share:	52

Sun March 15, 2020
		So since they're not racing in Oz or at St. Pete, how about a Racing All-stars E-Sports race (track TBA). Beware, jet dryers, there's gonna be TWO Montoya. Sunday 1pm UK/9am EDT on YouTube and Twitch source: youtube.com \| share:	12
		Thrice divorced woman petitions SCOTUS to uphold the sanctity of marriage. That's the joke source: newsweek.com \| share:	84

Sat March 14, 2020
		What's your pet's name, and what name do you really call them? Asking for a canine poochie-woochie bubbieboi cutie-pie source: boredpanda.com \| share:	98

Fri March 13, 2020
		Incompetent government response to swine flu: First case reported April 15. Public health emergency on April 26. First test approved April 28. Test kits shipped May 1 source: npr.org \| share:	62
		At The Villages, Florida's largest retirement community which has been likened to a perpetual cruise complete with parties and STDs, residents are looking to go out with a Corona bang source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	47
		Reporter on Pat Robertson's Muppet News Network turns on Trump over Coronavirus source: thenewcivilrightsmovement.com \| share:	35
		Louisiana postponing Democratic primary. Trump looks on with glee source: wafb.com \| share:	59
		How to include your critters in your viral plans source: phys.org \| share:	3
		How to include your critters in your viral plans source: phys.org \| share:	3
		All UEFA competitions, including Champions League and Europa League, postponed due to coronavirus. UFIA competitions to go ahead as normal source: bbc.com \| share:	17
		Florida Man barred from posting cute cat videos due to lawsuits source: tampabay.com \| share:	21

Thu March 12, 2020
		Dogfishing isn't quite as bad as catfishing source: merriam-webster.com \| share:	13
		Duke su...spends athletic competitions source: today.duke.edu \| share:	3
		𝅘𝅥𝅮 Manitoba, where the COVID comes sweeping down the plain / Where the crazy tweets can't compete / When the fear comes right behind the rain... 𝅘𝅥𝅮 source: winnipeg.ctvnews.ca \| share:	5
		98-year-old Girl Scout has been selling her cookies since 1932. Betty White may have some competition source: today.com \| share:	11
(Some New Wave Guy)		On this week's serving of 80's post-punk, new wave, goth, and shoegazy goodness, it's Dave Ball, Freur, That Petrol Emotion and more. Come hear what terrestrial radio doesn't sound like on PastFORWARD #124. Starts @ 1.00PM ET, LGT streaming options source: kuci.org \| share:	22
		British student sent home for selling hand sanitiser at school. His mum said that "it was hard to discipline her son when his dad called to say he was a [expetive deleted] legend, and that her son plans to use the £9 he made to buy a kebab" source: bbc.co.uk \| share:	34

Wed March 11, 2020
		State media is going all out to protect the Dear Leader's incompetence on the Coronavirus source: twitter.com \| share:	63

Tue March 10, 2020
		Trump administration's reaction to coronavirus crisis in a nutshell: "Malevolence tempered by incompetence". Obvious tag quarantined with high fever source: theatlantic.com \| share:	54
		Hey Google, show me something petty and mean source: twitter.com \| share:	60
		"You gotta live," says man as he boards massive floating petri dish in the middle of a pandemic source: baynews9.com \| share:	42

Mon March 09, 2020
		"And now, HEEEEEEEeeeeeerrrrrrrreeee's Mayor Pete" source: thehill.com \| share:	16

Sun March 08, 2020
		Dare to travel? Here's the cleanest and dirtiest giant floating petri dishes according to sanitation scores source: foxbusiness.com \| share:	2
		Bernie: The Establishment™ forced Mayor Pete out of the race. Pete's campaign manager: The decision was his alone. Bernie: I REST MY CASE source: twitter.com \| share:	793
		This just in: PETA seems way too concerned about children's penises source: iflscience.com \| share:	21
		Official warning: Over 60,000 apps on Google Play Store want to make your phone their puppet source: forbes.com \| share:	27

Sat March 07, 2020
		Dan Peterson was late for his funeral - four years late. He must have been delayed by this dust storm. Tag is for an impressive little girl source: cbsnews.com \| share:	7

Fri March 06, 2020
		Unknown minor league outfielder Johneshwy Fargas hits for the cycle in spring training, competes for spot on Mets opening day roster, plaque in Baseball Name Hall of Fame. Just a Total Fargas of a day source: mlb.nbcsports.com \| share:	9
		Pomeranian tests "weak positive" for Coronavirus. Sick tag wins out over Scary and Woofday tags source: cbsnews.com \| share:	37

Thu March 05, 2020
		When your pet is a dickhead and isn't a cat source: unilad.co.uk \| share:	2
		Complaints about officiating hits Dancing on Ice. Evidently the Pittsburgh Steelers keep winning all the competitions source: digitalspy.com \| share:	8
		Lunchbox the 23 lb. cat is a finalist for the Cadbury Bunny competition source: local21news.com \| share:	3
		Matt Gaetz is stylin wearing his gas mask. Calls members of congress a human petri dish. This is a better look for him though source: nypost.com \| share:	74
(Some Dealer)		Major marijuana producer leaves a Vancouver suburb with a 1.7 million square foot white elephant of a greenhouse after realizing that it can't compete with black marketers who are undercutting them on price source: vancouverisawesome.com \| share:	28

Tue March 03, 2020
		So what happens to all those votes cast by people who got caught up in Klomentum, jumped aboard the Yang Bus, or fell in love with Mayor Pete's vanilla? Well, in short: LOL TOO BAD SUCKERS source: slate.com \| share:	71
		Now that the US only has three mobile carriers, T-Mobile is raising prices. It's almost like competition keeps prices down or something source: phonearena.com \| share:	38

Mon March 02, 2020
		Alaska Airlines drops sponsorship of Iditarod sled dog races. PETA claims responsibility source: apnews.com \| share:	10
		Pete, Tom and Amy drop from the running of the polls. This is the MSNBC Primetime Discussion, Super Tuesday Eve edition, starting at 8 PM Eastern source: msnbc.com \| share:	510
		Mayor Pete and Amy Klobuchar to join Biden onstage tonight in Dallas source: twitter.com \| share:	623
		In the least surprising development since the sun coming up this morning, the right's anti-Greta climate-denial muppet harbors sentiments that start with N and rhyme with "snotsy" source: theguardian.com \| share:	103
(Dennis)		Bees in the almond groves are being exploited and disrespected. We must stop hanging on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society source: onegreenplanet.org \| share:	13
		Christians celebrate Pete Buttigieg's withdrawal from the Primaries, citing his lack of 'Family Values'. Yet they vote for a man who cheats on his wife and bribes women to stay quiet. 'Family Values', indeed source: friendlyatheist.patheos.com \| share:	98
		It appears Bernie will be the main beneficiary of Mayor Pete's exit source: newsweek.com \| share:	225
		How the Furby went from adorable pet to some sort of monster of a form which only a diseased fancy could conceive, with a pulpy, tentacled head surmounting a grotesque and scaly body with rudimentary wings source: aux.avclub.com \| share:	22
		"Dear Stoya: My boyfriend has told me he wants to start sending me snippets of porn he watches to show me what he wants me to do to him in bed. This makes me think I'm inadequate in bed. Am I right to be insulted? Should I refuse these videos?" source: slate.com \| share:	61

Sun March 01, 2020
		"Petting a dog is one of the most relaxing things you can do" source: twitter.com \| share:	21

Sat February 29, 2020
		Will Alec Baldwin's Trump catch the Coronavirus? Will we get another absurd musical skit with Pete Davidson and Chris Redd? David Byrne is the musical guest while John Mulaney makes his third appearance as host. SNL, 11:30 PM ET on NBC source: news.avclub.com \| share:	247
		Will Biden bounce back? Will Bernie burn out? Will Pete Buttigieg, if asked what is 2+2, respond with, "This is a question I've given much thought to"? Remember Amy Klobuchar? This is your South Carolina election thread. Polls close at 7 p.m. ET source: fivethirtyeight.com \| share:	424
		For Wall Street, better the puppet you know source: reuters.com \| share:	43

Fri February 28, 2020
		California veterinarian makes houseless calls and treats people's pets for free. (Dust Level:10, you have been warned) source: boredpanda.com \| share:	3
		What if it actually does end up being Trump's own incompetence that brings him down? Wouldn't that be crazy? source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	89
		People who donated $15 to an animal shelter got a portrait of their pet drawn by volunteers. Some were better than others source: huffpost.com \| share:	7
		Hong Kong Fluey. Dog tests positive for Covid-19 (possible nsfw content on page) source: thesun.co.uk \| share:	43

Thu February 27, 2020
		Inside the extremely weird world of Pete Buttigieg fan fiction source: theslot.jezebel.com \| share:	47
		WHO slams Trump's response to Coronavirus as incoherent and incompetent, insists they can't explain the nonsense, reaffirming America won't get fooled again and they can see for miles the kids are alright as long as precautions are taken before 5:15 source: thehill.com \| share:	60
		Snidely Whiplash, Ebenezer Scrooge, and the Grinch retire, unable to compete with this source: nymag.com \| share:	83
		Stop. Inflatable Hammer Pants time source: laughingsquid.com \| share:	16

Wed February 26, 2020
		Mayo Pete Buttigieg joins protest with McDonald's workers for a $15 minimum wage, doesn't end well when they tell him to STFU source: pinknews.co.uk \| share:	87
		"You mean despite what Fox News says, Bernie doesn't REALLY want to enslave my grandchildren, and Mayor Pete isn't putting chemicals in the water to turn me gay? MYRTLE...have you heard this?" source: npr.org \| share:	59
		Don't put your pets' lives in the hands of the Internet of Things source: bbc.co.uk \| share:	33
		Trump wants to pardon Pete Rose source: sports.yahoo.com \| share:	54
		Mayor Pete tries to lure African-American voters but reels in South Carolina Karens source: motherjones.com \| share:	65
		Miller Lite is offering everyone a free case of beer for Leap Day. Nice of them to offer a competitor's product source: thrillist.com \| share:	52
		Good for me but not for thee: Mayor Pete edition source: slate.com \| share:	333
		Some guy named Pierre is trying to test the public's appetite for Bush at a time when the legacy admission policy might not apply to Congress source: politico.com \| share:	31

Tue February 25, 2020
		Trump: So you don'like my pick for acting DNI because he's completely incompetent and utterly unqualified for the job? Wel, how about instead we go with the LAST guy you rejected for the job, after all he's only HALF as unqualified as this guy source: thehill.com \| share:	19
		SC's largest newspaper endorses Pete Buttigieg in the SC primary. The 37 remaining people in SC who can read and still get newspapers have much to ponder source: theweek.com \| share:	35
(Some Guy)		Watch Johnny Cash perform his famous song "Jackson" with Miss Piggy, from the 1981 Valentine's Day episode of "The Muppets" source: faroutmagazine.co.uk \| share:	24
		Don't know which is worse, that a top official in Homeland Security couldn't find a Covid-19 outbreak map, or that he was too stupid to ask a staffer to find it and instead went on Twitter to lay out his incompetence to everyone source: huffpost.com \| share:	126
		Live from New York, it's throwing Pete Davidson under the subway source: pagesix.com \| share:	86
		Mayo Pete "The Islamic Shock" SuperAllah Buttigeig? source: twitter.com \| share:	156
		In a country where people fear change, you can keep the same pet forever. Also, cats are a cloning bargain source: cleveland19.com \| share:	16

Mon February 24, 2020
(Some Guy)		It's all fun and games until baby sharks try to taste your strobes. Winners of the 2020 underwater photographer of the year competition source: underwaterphotographeroftheyear.com \| share:	3
		Pete Davidson wanted to leave SNL because they make fun of him too much source: tvline.com \| share:	74
		Old Order and the Pet Shop Grumpy Old Men are going on the road, they need to add Old Young MC to complete the tour source: rollingstone.com \| share:	39
		Pete Buttigieg will turn America into a gay-dom source: friendlyatheist.patheos.com \| share:	129

Sat February 22, 2020
		Bradley Bozeman of the Baltimore Ravens has an enormous appetite. He conquered the 72 oz. steak challenge at the Big Texan in Amarillo, Texas source: espn.com \| share:	59

Fri February 21, 2020
		15th century guide to children's manners includes such guidance as "Pyke notte thy nostrellys", "spette not ovyr thy tabylle" and "chesse cum by fore the, be not to redy". Wise words that we would all do well to heed next time we visit McDonalds source: theguardian.com \| share:	28
		From the "good luck with THAT" desk: the increasingly ironically named Reality Winner, the NSA whistleblower who leaked NSA documents showing Russia's attempts to hack the 2016 election, is going to petition Trump for clemency source: thehill.com \| share:	39
		CT paper's "Most Photogenic Pets" roundup includes an elderly dachshund with soulful eyes and a feline who forgot how to cat source: newstimes.com \| share:	9
		Jeezum pete, the woker-than-thou are complaining that a show put on by the Fashion Institute of Technology is racist? That's the most ridic-- (reads article) Damn, you people. That's some serious Bob Jones University shiat right there. Duke sucks source: theguardian.com \| share:	100
		Mayor Pete announces his next fundraising target will be to raise $13 million, which at the current exchange rate is 0.028 Bloombergs source: thehill.com \| share:	26
		Business jargon is critically important to ensure core competencies are efficiently managed source: slate.com \| share:	51

Thu February 20, 2020
		"Comey lied, McCabe lied, Lisa Page lied, her lover Strzok, Peter Strzok lied. Um, That guy lied. Mr. Boo-urns lied. The guy at Wendy's lied. Anyone with a D behind their name lied. You don't know who these people are? Just trust me, they all lied" source: twitter.com \| share:	104
		"My friend was walking with a group and fell, shattering her 'diamond' engagement ring. We assume it's fake and don't know if she knows. She treats dating like a competition; do we tell her and humiliate her, or let her humiliate herself later?" source: slate.com \| share:	59
		From the "Who could have seen that coming" files, apparently quarantining an entire cruise ship creates a floating "petri dish" of infection source: arstechnica.com \| share:	71
		Because everybody wants a pet that glows in the dark source: people.com \| share:	17

Wed February 19, 2020
		Fark's favorite Floridian now suing Elizabeth Warren and Pete Buttigieg for attempting to "garner votes in the black community" source: clickorlando.com \| share:	157
		T-Mobile's owner, Deutsche Telekom, sets its sights on becoming the #1 U.S. cell phone company, saying they have the suckitude of Sprint combined with the incompetence of AT&T and arrogance of Verizon to +++CARRIER LOST+++ source: reuters.com \| share:	14
		"I've never sent hush money to a porn star after cheating on my spouse," Pete Buttigieg says after being asked about family values in gay marriage source: mediaite.com \| share:	137
		Okay турист, rise and shine and don't forget your пинетки 'cuz it's cold out there. What is this St. Petersburg? Ha, it's Kansas and we've got your morning drive time пропаганда and all the top 40 songs to keep you occupied in a sea of amusements source: cbsnews.com \| share:	77
		Friends, we gather here to day to pay respects to a legend: the most competent referee in pro wrestling history. Tiger Hattori officiates his final match at the TIGER HATTORI RETIREMENT EVENT, starting @ 4:30 AM ET on NJPWWorld.com source: njpw1972.com \| share:	91

Tue February 18, 2020
		Stephen Miller's uncle gives him a wedding gift that's anything but Petty: a donation gift to a refugee... organization source: huffpost.com \| share:	57
		Dog owners nominate man who invented hands-free poop bag holder for MacArthur Genius Grant. "It's great to have my hands back," says one of them source: okwhatever.org \| share:	43
		Baseball player posts about the horrible dog he adopted, and man I'm either allergic to dogs or it's really dusty in here source: fox8.com \| share:	21
		Baseball player posts about the horrible dog he adopted, and man I'm either allergic to dogs or it's really dusty in here source: fox8.com \| share:	21
		Who gets more epic burn from Cher's endorsement of Biden, Mayor Pete or Warren? Anyways, ok boomer. Has Subby offended everyone yet? source: advocate.com \| share:	54
		Dog Tails: Nine dogs who went viral for their 2019 heroic deeds source: insider.com \| share:	2

Mon February 17, 2020
		Trump using his Peter as divining rod in search for leakers source: mediaite.com \| share:	32
		Asked what he'd do if Trump refuses to leave the White House after the election, Mayor Pete answers, "I guess if he's willing to do chores, we can work something out" (with video) source: twitter.com \| share:	173
		Pastor: Pete Buttigieg needs to be killed, because he's gay. Just like Jesus said to do source: friendlyatheist.patheos.com \| share:	323

Sun February 16, 2020
		Manchester City say they are "disappointed but not surprised," after being banned from European club competitions for two seasons by Uefa source: bbc.co.uk \| share:	9
		The secret history of the indispensable institution that provides us with pictures of Pete Davidson making out source: esquire.com \| share:	6

Fri February 14, 2020
		Pete Buttigieg's prediction comes true thanks to Fox Business source: mediaite.com \| share:	88

Thu February 13, 2020