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Wed October 28, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
When we can expect state election results for each state. TL;DR: if it comes down to Pennsylvania or Georgia expect another Florida circa 2000 situation
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Trump threatened Pennsylvania while IN Pennsylvania. "Your Governor made it almost impossible for us to find any site for this event, I'm going to remember it, Tom. 'Hello, Mr. President, this is Gov. Wolf, I need help.' You know what? No, No help"
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Tue October 27, 2020
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Pollster wizard Nate Silver wonders if Biden is toast if he loses Pennsylvania, says it doesn't really need to be must-win for him
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Thu October 22, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
Georgia, Michigan, Pennsylvania, Wisconsin and Oregon --- the states in which it's most likely militia will disrupt voting
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(WNEP Scranton)
 
 
 
Confirmed absentee ballot fraud in Pennsylvania. You'll never guess which party, go on, guess
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Tue October 20, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
"In 2016, Trump carried all 10 states where CNN Poll of Polls averages are being released Tuesday: Arizona, Florida, Georgia, Iowa, Michigan, North Carolina, Ohio, Pennsylvania, Texas and Wisconsin. He is ahead of Biden in just one of these states"
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(WPXI.com)
 
 
 
Not letting dogs get all the attention, a cat in Pennsylvania has tested positive for COVID-19
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania firefighters rescue kitten trapped in engine of car for hours, can now enjoy more Caturdays in the future
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Thu October 15, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
It's dueling Presidential Town Halls time. Instead of a second debate, President Trump and Vice President Biden will have separate Town Halls, at the same time. See first posts for YouTube links (8 PM ET for both)
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
While Kamala Harris does the grown up, responsible thing and quarantines instead of holding two events in the state, Plague Rat has North Carolina all to himself (1 PM ET, or once the white out on his test dries)
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(WPXI.com)
 
 
 
News: man has committed 30 burglaries across 5 states. Fark: all at Taco Bell
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Wed October 14, 2020
(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
A Harvard study has found that people who live downwind from fracking sites have a better chance of getting superpowers
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Economist noted for leading world's largest economy through unprecedented contraction with barely a bruise will be addressing the New York Economic Club today (11 AM ET, depending on how long it takes the laughter to subside)
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Tue October 13, 2020
(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Sensing undecideness in Pennsyltucky, Trump is headed to Johnstown for a rally, possible transformation into Jonestown. (7 PM ET, depending on what type of rally they decide to hold)
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
"People don't die of Coronavirus anymore". Wow, that's good news
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Joe is headed to Florida to talk to seniors about being a senior (2:25 PM ET, with enough time to make it to the early bird dinner special)
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(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Not news: Pennsylvania man displays restoration project in his yard. Fark: restoration project is a NASA space capsule
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Democrats have cast more than three-quarters of Pennsylvania's early ballots so far
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(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
If you are going to steal street signs, don't take video of it. If you take video of it, don't post the video where the police can find it
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Mon October 12, 2020
(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Better never than late, the orange Plague Rat has broken out of his cage and is headed to Floriduh to cough and wheeze (7 PM ET)
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Time for a short jog with Joe over to Toledo to talk about the economy. Shouldn't be difficult finding people with nothing else to do in the middle of the day there (1:15 PM ET)
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Bonus Twofer headline: Racist confronts Pennsylvania Lt. Governor's wife at grocery store plus Anne Ramsey- where is she now?
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Sun October 11, 2020
(Axios)
 
 
 
Non-stop trainwreck marathon from now until Nov. 3rd
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Sat October 10, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Still negative
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(Erie News Now)
 
 
 
Drunk driver in Pennsylvania seems to think he's driving Bigfoot
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump-appointed Pennsylvania federal judge to the Trump campaign and state GOP: "Go home and get your shinebox"
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Fri October 09, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
He's not getting any better
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(WKBW Buffalo)
 
 
 
Purple poop plasters people's property
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Thu October 08, 2020
(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
McDonald's employee pays for woman's order after she forgets purse. Hopefully, he'll enjoy the $35,000+ she raised for him
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Fly trap is making an appearance in Arizona today (2:30 PM ET, if the swatter delivery arrives)
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
America needs 9000 more holiday Dicks as online bulges
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(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
Driver collisions with animals have fallen by 20% thanks to COVID-19. Also, West Virginia is ranked #1 at something
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(Quinnipiac University)
 
 
 
Highly-rated pollster Quinnipiac has four new surveys out tonight: FLORIDA: Biden 51%, Trump 40% PENNSYLVANIA: Biden 54%, Trump 41% IOWA: Biden 50%, Trump 45% IOWA SENATE: Greenfield 50%, Ernst 45%
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Wed October 07, 2020
(Salon)
 
 
 
Here's your latest reminder Bill Barr and the DOJ are committing illegal acts for Trump
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Older Americans are realizing a vote for Trump is a vote against their best interests
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this steelworker's son, Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania July 1938
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(Fox 13 Memphis)
 
 
 
Biden: I'm not debating a plague rat
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Tue October 06, 2020
(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Yeah? Well, I smell alcohol
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
A+ rated Monmouth poll has Biden up by 11 points in Pennsylvania. Yes, that Pennsylvania
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Mon October 05, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will the winless Falcons build a big lead then blow it again? Will the undefeated Packers stay that way with Aaron Rodgers leading the way? This Monday Night Football contest will start at 8:50 PM ET on ESPN
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Post Debate poll has Biden inching up 1 point in PA to a 7-point lead, but scoring a runaway 60-30 lead on the questions "who has the right temperament to be president?" and "who acts more presidential?"...for some reason
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Sun October 04, 2020
(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
"Police said two 19-year-old women were taking selfies and fell from the roof"
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Sat October 03, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Fake New York Times has fake poll that shows fake voters in swing states were repelled by Trump's debate performance, odor
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Fri October 02, 2020
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
There's going to be a virtual Spinal Tap reunion in two weeks, hosted by Patton Oswalt. Bring your own Stonehenge
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(The Intercept)
 
 
 
President Chaos snaps his fingers and half of Pennsylvania disappears
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Thu October 01, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania county treats New York voters moving there like Pennsylvania treats all New Yorkers, raining hail of electoral D-cell batteries onto their heads
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
We could call it the "Biden Bump" but multiple Trumps would try to snort it
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Who is that knocking on your door? Why, it's Joe Biden knocking on your door
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(Axios)
 
 
 
One million people have registered to vote via SnapChat
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(Military.com)
 
 
 
Those discarded military ballots amounted to a "mistake" and not "intentional fraud" says man with "Whoopsie Boopsie" expression. WH rants will continue until it's lowered to a "boo-boo" and then, more rants
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Wed September 30, 2020
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Watching the debates with a room full of Trump supporters. "Awesome, definitely awesome" was Joel's review of one of the most chaotic debates in modern American history. "We think Trump did pretty well against Biden"
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(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Giant Meteor holds campaign rally in Pennsylvania to energize the base
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The many Trump supporters who approve of Trump's debate performance confirm what Democrats have know all along: Trump is loved precisely because he's an a-hole, not in spite of it
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump was "unhinged" and "un-American" and his refusal to condemn white supremacists was disturbing, but it's still so hard to decide
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Tue September 29, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The S.S. Trump is sinking, and fast, who in the GOP is going to get a spot on the lifeboat?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The USS Joe Biden has just set sail, and Ohio and Iowa didn't want to be left behind, apparently
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania appeals court unloads on gun industry protection law, saying it's unconstitutional and does not protect the people's freedumbs
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Mon September 28, 2020
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
911 outage currently affecting parts of the nation. Try not to have any emergencies for a while
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(1011 Now Lincoln)
 
 
 
Great Scot, Great Dane stolen from kennel. Authorities admit they have no great leads, but doggedly determined to return doggo home
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Even the Pennsylvania Treasury is throwing shade at Trump
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
PA officials get naked to make sure people prepare ballots properly
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(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
In a move that will certainly not generate any controversy to the right, Game Commission approves night vision, thermal optics while hunting. 120fps Video, Ballistic Calculator, Rangefinder, WiFi, E-Compass, Barometer, IOS & Android Apps included
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Sat September 26, 2020
(CBS Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Man who continues to deny he used a drone to drop bombs on his ex's yard (not a euphemism) gets sentenced to five years in prison
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Fri September 25, 2020
(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
It's time for the black economy speech in Atlanta. No word on whether he's taking MARTA (1:30PM ET, or when he gets bounced from the club mentioned in the Mötley Crüe song)
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(CNN)
 
 
 
So, those Trump ballots "found" in Pennsylvania that the GOP is all up in arms about? Yeah, they were thrown out because of a rule *they* insisted on
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Here is how Republicans plan to run out the clock during the election. They could just take a knee, but you know how that ends
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Thu September 24, 2020
(PennLive)
 
 
 
State has 27,000 acres of public land that the public may not use, and America has a total of 16.25 million acres of landlocked public areas. Well, at least until a more valuable monetization is determined
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(Task and Purpose)
 
 
 
America's oldest living Marine recently turned 107--and she's still one tough jarhead
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Tue September 22, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Naked ballots could cause streak of chaos
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(Laughing Squid)
 
 
 
🎶 See the pretty face in that mirror there, who can that goat be? 🎶
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Mon September 21, 2020
(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Small plane attempting to park on residential street results in power outage, soiled underwear
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Trump campaign spends what little money it has left in the card game for the presidency, goes all in on Pennsylvania
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Sat September 19, 2020
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Will someone please help all those Trump political advertisers find an American source for stock photos? I mean, it's getting pretty embarrassing and one is beginning to think some people really aren't meant to be in power
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Thu September 17, 2020
(The Morning Call)
 
 
 
Looks like the USPS employees in PA will be getting a 4 day election day holiday
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(The Advocate)
 
 
 
Chick-fil-A decides they don't want to be at the stupid San Antonio airport anyway
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
There's a Biden town hall on right now. It's important
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Wed September 16, 2020
(WDEL Delaware)
 
 
 
Thanks to this guy, the violent weekend has ended. Or perhaps, phrasing
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Penn State going to play ball, just not going to play ball with the season ticket holders and general public who want to tailgate, excuse support 'their' team in person
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Demonstrators arrested during last night's protests over a police shooting in Lancaster PA are have their bails set at *pinky to lip* ONE MILLION DOLLARS. Good thing there's nothing in the Bill of Rights against setting ridiculous bails or anything
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Tue September 15, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Supreme Court of Pennsylvania to hear the appeal of Bill Cosby's rape conviction. At issue: How many times is the prosecutor allowed to prove the defendant did the EXACT same thing that he's on trial for, before it becomes "unfair" to the defendant
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(NPR)
 
 
 
State-by-state breakdown of presidential campaign TV spending. "In states Trump won in 2016, the president and groups supporting him have spent $356 million, while Biden has spent just $21 million in states Clinton won"
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Facing what appears to be a significant cash shortage, the Trump campaign has, for now, completely gone off the TV airwaves in Michigan and Pennsylvania
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Media silent as sitting President refuses to accept losing election
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Mon September 14, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Federal Judge rules Pennsyslvania's COVID restrictions are unconstitutional, you'll never guess who appointed him to the bench
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Don't despair. Yet
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Sun September 13, 2020
(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
"Sum biatch has too much time on his hands"
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Sat September 12, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
This year, there will be no Halloween, Christmas or Valentine's Day themed Peeps. Holy crap 2020, *FINALLY* something not totally shiatty
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Should you mask shame someone if you see they're not wearing a mask?
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Fri September 11, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
So we've got that going for us. Which is nice
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Democratic early voting status: TLDR, the GOP is being taken out behind the shed
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Apparently the adults (yes, even Pence) all went to NYC for today's memorial service while Trump got sent to Pennsylvania. With bonus pic of Pence and Biden that will surely piss off Donnie
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Thu September 10, 2020
(WFMZ Allentown)
 
 
 
We regret to inform you that we haven't billed you for water service since 1992. Please render $750,000
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Republican Judge decides Green Party can stay on ballot in Pennsylvania. Just in case you're windering in 2016 Jill Stein got 49941 votes in PA and Trump won PA by 44,292 votes
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
If Biden ends up winning a lot of swing states in the fall, well, I wouldn't be surprised
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Century 21 joins the list of department stores that won't make it to century 22
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(Press of Atlantic City)
 
 
 
Flying high at the Jersey Shore
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Wed September 09, 2020
(WTAE)
 
 
 
Florida Woman takes her act to Pennsylvania
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Senator Ben Sasse has some ideas to Make the Senate Great Again, including 12-year term limits, not bad; making all committees temporary, OK; forcing senators to live together, interesting; repealing the 17th amendment; and ... wait, go back one
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
But we need to bring back college football because the athletes are strong and healthy and don't get seriously sick from Covid
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Oh the horror. Penn State students have to concentrate on academics this fall in lieu of their annual college football orgy
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Tue September 08, 2020
(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Because 2020, "rock snot" is invading Pennsylvania
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Mon September 07, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania's Boaters for Trump parade goes swimmingly: no boats sunk
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Sat September 05, 2020
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
I think I can. I think I can. I think I can
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Fri September 04, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
We've reached the point where this kind of political dirty trick seems almost quaint compared to the things the President and Attorney General are openly doing
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
UFO nutters convinced mysterious 'fast-moving object' filmed flying by passenger plane in Philadelphia in broad daylight is nothing more than a common streetlight that is usually found in the clouds (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
No one wants to see a dementia patient decline in real-time
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Mr. Rogers would never say an unkind word about any human being and was famously apolitical. Joanne Rogers, his widow, has a few things she'd like to say about Donald Trump
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Thu September 03, 2020
(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
No noose is good noose. Then there is Penn State
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Ya mean the same brain and heart often left impaired post-COVID? And do you also seriously mean the same Joe Biden who quoted Kierkegaard off the top of his head recently? Just asking questions, "Dr." Shilly McShillerson
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(WDBJ 7 Roanoke)
 
 
 
Seriously, what are the odds of a couple increasing their family size by 9, within a year, with only one via IVF? And natural quadruplets?
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(Delaware County Daily Times)
 
 
 
ProTip: Do not steal the tip jar from a pizza shop where you just left a job application
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Tue September 01, 2020
(Altoona Mirror)
 
 
 
TFA shows a picture but fails to mention how the incident occurred. How do you think this happened?
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(NBC4i)
 
 
 
Giant 880-pound 'mystery object' found during river cleanup. Since this was in Ohio just be glad it wasn't on fire
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(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Giant boulder teetering near roadway. Wile E. Coyote sought for questioning
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Mon August 31, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Philips sucking wind as the US cancels a hyuge ventilator order, saying it's a real blow to 2020 earnings
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Trying to score with four and seven year olds, our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that some men are sick bastards
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Sun August 30, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Secretary of State touts their system for counting mail-in ballots before Nov. 3. Fark: in a swing state. TotalFark: Ohio. Mindblown: a Republican Secretary of State
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Sat August 29, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
In yet another preview of November, Trump files suit to stop the counting of a large portion of mail-in ballots in Pennsylvania
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Fri August 28, 2020
(Axios)
 
 
 
Contrary to what you naysayers think about Joe Biden being locked back up in his basement by the DNC until the election, he is back on the campaign road. Kinda, maybe
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Wed August 26, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
CNBC/Change Research poll finds voters in swing states have VERY short memories
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Tue August 25, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
PA's Gov. Wolf: look if people are going to be stuck at home due to the pandemic anyway, seems the least we can do is let them get stoned while they are there
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(WISN Milwaukee)
 
 
 
Man in Pennsylvania eagerly awaits his invite to speak at RNC in support of GOP/Trump platform
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(WTOV9 Steubenville-Wheeling)
 
 
 
Philadelphia Flyers mascot makes trip to Toronto to reunite with team. Fails to realize there's also a Toronto in Ohio. Hilarity ensues
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Mon August 24, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
The Trump campaign has been working overtime to try to counter the Biden campaign's messaging on...no scratch that.. to counter the PRESIDENT'S messaging against mail-in voting because the elderly white people in his base mostly vote absentee
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Court tells Trump's lawsuit against PA mail-in voting to piss off, it has real cases to consider
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Fri August 21, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Apparently, California didn't rake enough this past year
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Hindu cleric not amoooosed by dairy farm's "yoga with cows" sessions, especially the cat-cow pose
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Trump administration to create "bomb trains" that could level whole cities. No, not over there - over HERE
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(The Morning Call)
 
 
 
"Larry, Larry, sorry about that," Trump said with an apologetic chuckle. "I know another one named Ernie Holmes." Another one what?
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Thu August 20, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Election officials nationwide trying to outwit the Trump Administration race to expand voting options because of his made up Postal Service crisis
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(The Intercept)
 
 
 
The Trump campaign's 524-page response to a discovery demand turned up precisely zero (null, nil, naught, bupkis, zilch) instances of mail-in vote fraud
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Trump trolls Biden' by campaigning in his hometown of Scranton, Pennsylvania. Biden to return favor by making stop in fetid, seeping anal fissure of eldritch god Cthulhu
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
'Jesus 2020". Cthulhu campaign spokescreature unavailable for comment
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Wed August 19, 2020
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
James Franklin has no idea what went into the thought process of the Big Ten cancelling fall football and would like an explanation. Well, Franklin, now you know how everybody felt about your 4th and 5 call after two timeouts
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Mon August 17, 2020
(Motorious)
 
 
 
Somebody in 1916 paid Harley-Davidson to design a bike which could be driven entirely from the attached sidecar. The results were awesome
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Seven states to sue Trump administration over reducing mail service ahead of elections. Hopefully, they won't mail in the subpoenas
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Uncle Joe was right again. This is why you should always listen to Uncle Joe
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Thu August 13, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Court responds to Trump campaign's Pennsylvania voter fraud accusations:"Put up or shut up. You have 48 hours"
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Wed August 12, 2020
(Fox5 DC)
 
 
 
When life gives you lemons, give them back; they may be contaminated with listeria
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump leads Biden in NC while Biden is barely ahead in 5 other unimportant states
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Prepare yourselves for 45's new favorite news outlet: The American Herald. A branch of America First Action, aka TrumpPAC
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Mon August 10, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump says he'll either accept the GOP nomination at the White House or Gettysburg Battlefield. You know the place that a far greater man than he warned that "The world will little nor longer remember" the blathering of politicians who spoke there?
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Trump getting the rusty trombone in the rust belt
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Thu August 06, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Well time to break out a statue in her honor for such a bold outpouring of emotion
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(Politico)
 
 
 
For all his public hand-wringing and expressions of "concern" about Trump over the past year, Charles Koch is opening his wallet and launching a $5 million ad blitz against Biden anyway
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(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
Penn State students required to agree to Covid compact before returning to campus. In return, the university promises not to cover up rhythmic slapping sounds
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Wed August 05, 2020
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
The time for action is nigh; Trump and the RNC are attempting to restrict voting rights in 17 states
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Tue August 04, 2020
(Altoona Mirror)
 
 
 
Woman finds a man in her house holding a) a gun, b) a knife, or c) a Powerade and her fedora
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Mon August 03, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Guy "not handling the pandemic well" gets in shootout with cops over face mask
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump at Pennsylvania tele-rally: "Joe Biden isn't from Pennsylvania, He left Pennsylvania, also he left Pennsylvania, and he abandoned Pennsylvania, maybe. He also left Pennsylvania when he left Pennsylvania. He left Pennsylvania, Pennsylvania "
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump's losing PA because voters just can't hate Biden, never mind that Trump's a moron
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Fri July 31, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania encouraging healthcare providers to use a "weighted lottery" system based on socioeconomic status to determine who gets lifesaving drugs. You'll never guess which side of the scale they are placing their thumb
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Thu July 30, 2020
(Levittown Now)
 
 
 
Drive-through-only Wawa: Abomination, or sign of the times?
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Wed July 29, 2020
(WPXI.com)
 
 
 
If getting naked at a drive-in and fighting with security guards is wrong, I don't wanna be right
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
SeaWorld revenue tanks
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Tue July 28, 2020
(Patch)
 
 
 
This is no ordinary link submission - it's a Submission of Distinction
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Biden campaign has decided not to mess with Texas
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Article claims "President Trump's campaign can't get back on track". Subby didn't know clown cars need tracks
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Sat July 25, 2020
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Trump's new campaign manager also denies reality with the worst of them
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Fri July 24, 2020
(The Philadelphia Inquirer)
 
 
 
"A group waging guerrilla warfare within the GOP" So, the party just might have a future after all
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Wed July 22, 2020
(MLB Trade Rumors)
 
 
 
Silly Blue Jays. Don't they know that Pirates only hang out with parrots?
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida Man accused of steering urine tests to drug labs, in case which police are saying is driving them nuts
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(Axios)
 
 
 
The Comey Connection book will release 10 days before Trump is inaugurated and starts the reeducation camps
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Tue July 21, 2020
(Medium)
 
 
 
Trump: We're sending my secret police to Philadelphia as well. Philadelphia DA Larry Krasner: By all means, send them. We have more than enough prison cells to accommodate them if they try anything
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Former Pennsylvania State Senator Mike Folmer sentenced to two years in prison for possession of child porn
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Mon July 20, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Big Bad Wolf saves grandma, clips the wings of his plague pigeons, and wants workers on the front lines of the pandemic to get a $3-an-hour pay raise. That's how it's done, folks
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Sat July 18, 2020
(WTAE)
 
 
 
The Pittsburgh Zoo welcomes five ugly-ass cheetah cubs and their mom
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Fri July 17, 2020
(NBC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
GOP County Comissioners say FU governor we aren't shutting down bars and restaurant for your Covid hoax. Governor says okay you don't get any Covid funding
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Wed July 15, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Trump isn't behind in the polls, it's just that his voters are secret
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
In a brand new poll from the highly respected Monmouth Polls Joe Biden has opened up a 13 point lead in Pennsylvania
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Thu July 09, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Short answer: No. Long answer: Nooooooooooooooooooooo
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Harley's CFO decides it's time to hit the road
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(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
You know it's hot when swimming pools catch fire
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(Scotus Blog)
 
 
 
Will Trump lose his marbles and money? Will America learn all about foreign money laundering? Will Donnie pull a Yanukovich and flee to some shiatty dacha today? THIS is your SCOTUS tax decision day. (10am start time)
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Wed July 08, 2020
(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Driving backwards on the Pennsylvania Turnpike is never a good idea, especially when you are stoned
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Tue July 07, 2020
(Nat. Center for Sci. Edu)
 
 
 
Percent of high school biology teachers teaching evolution as settled science goes from 51% to 67% from 2007 to 2019. What the fark is wrong with 33% of biology teachers?
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Mon July 06, 2020
(The Street)
 
 
 
Citigroup believes new CEO will totally turn around Harley-Davidson. Do they mean selling bikes that appeal to more than Suburban White guys who want to prove what rebels they are?
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Sun July 05, 2020
(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
Man bun, crow bar, and coin ATM involved in the heist of the century. Subby's only wonder is who will play them in the 🎥
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Fri July 03, 2020
(StudyFinds)
 
 
 
Initial U.S. COVID-19 infection rate may be 80 times greater than believed, and likely doubled almost twice as fast as initially estimated
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Thu July 02, 2020
(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
Man in legal trouble for staging reenactment of the Trump Administration
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Wed July 01, 2020
(WTAE)
 
 
 
Welcome to Pennsylvania. Here's your mandatory mask
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(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
So to clarify in Pennsylvania the cops have to see you light the firework and then have to see the firework go off before they can issue a citation. And then they are not allowed to seize any unused fireworks in your possession
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(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
PA Governor: "No parades. Not on state roads during a pandemic" Simple farmers, people of the land, common clay of Pennsylvania: "Side streets it is, then. Tractors, ho"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Delaware, the last to abolish state whippings, will remove its public whipping post Wednesday due to recent events
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Tue June 30, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Something about Biden and ramping
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