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headlines found matching 'Pennsylvania'
Fri May 25, 2018
(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
Berlin students install hay feeders for elephants in middle of Pennsylvania. But wait. There's more. They still have seven feeders left to make for other elephants, giraffes and zebras. This headline brought to you by Mad Libs
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Thu May 24, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Woman falls 30 feet from waterfall in Slippery Rock
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Wed May 23, 2018
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Armed robbery is minor hiccup on life path if you are good enough at sports ball to be recruited by university with strong fan base. Same fan base would probably be outraged if a similar defendant wink wink who sucked at sports got this plea deal
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Man missing from mental health facility, here is a picture of how he doesn't look
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
After he was killed in a car accident, victim's dad made sure his son's girlfriend had a date to the Prom. Is it dusty in here or what?
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Mon May 21, 2018
(SacBee)
 
 
 
It's never good when you find your 3-year-old playing with poop. It's worse when there's so much of it that they have to call in specialists to rescue him
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Fri May 18, 2018
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Stop. The. HTML presses. Alcoholic beer slushies are now being served. To go. In Pennsylvania. So gear up for more headlines from the Florida of the North. It's going to be a long, hot summer
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania road sign warns of Trump rally ahead
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Thu May 17, 2018
(WNEP Scranton)
 
 
 
"Social media is a great venue for advertising auctions," says man who sold out of 200 caskets in about 45 minutes
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Wed May 16, 2018
(NBC News)
 
 
 
"We're seeing this halo effect, and we're excited. It has provided renewed interest in the City of Newark", marking the first time the words "halo" and "New Jersey" have been used together
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(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
Students work to find "bible belt strangler." Step one - look for man with huge belt of bibles
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
People reporting more twigs and berries than normal on the hiking trails this year
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Tue May 15, 2018
(The Grio)
 
 
 
"Cleaning while melanated" is now something that calls for a state trooper look-see. Members of a sorority cleaning a stretch of highway are questioned and their licenses run through the system
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Student takes Danny DeVito cardboard cutout to prom. That's not the real story. It's the guy in the photo on the right that's wearing a Captain America suit/tux
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(Slate)
 
 
 
It's Primary Day in Idaho, Pennsylvania, Oregon, and Nebraska, as voters head to the polls in some widely contested senate and gubernatorial races. Will turnout be high and will a blue wave start to crest? Polls open at 8am ET and close at 8pm ET
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Hey, Hey, Hey...Fat sentence coming in September
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(WBNG Binghamton)
 
 
 
Billionaire David Tepper buys Carolina Panthers
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(Politico)
 
 
 
"A disgraced Republican ex-congressman and a GOP candidate despised by party leaders have been fighting a weeks-long, behind-the-scenes battle ahead of Tuesday's primary for an open House seat in Western Pennsylvania." Grumpy cat? You want this one?
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Mon May 14, 2018
(Slate)
 
 
 
The key to the midterms? Women
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Confucius say man who walks on train tracks with back to train will meet an unfortunate death and disdain
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Thu May 10, 2018
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Somewhere Steve Carlton is crying
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Wed May 09, 2018
(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Each state's favorite '90s sitcom. Really, Pennsylvania?
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Sun May 06, 2018
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Ben Roethlisberger is kind of a jerk
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Sat May 05, 2018
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Oh great, now tortilla chips can kill you. And on Cinco de Mayo, no less
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Tue May 01, 2018
(MSN)
 
 
 
"I have a dishwasher at home myself: My wife. That was bad. Actually, I do the dishes, most of the time"
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Mon April 30, 2018
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Penn State Health tells 2100 patients with multiple sclerosis, "you don't have to go die in a ditch, but you can't stay here," then realizes that might look harsh
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Sun April 29, 2018
(Pro Sports Daily)
 
 
 
If Matt Millen doesn't get a heart transplant he's gonna be drafting wide receivers in the first round every year in heaven
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Fri April 27, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Cosby's spokespeople say Cosby is just like Emmet Till, you know, except for the part that Cosby is still alive and being tried in the justice system rather than murdered by a mob, and he raped sixty women rather than looking at one funny, but still
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(WNEP Scranton)
 
 
 
City requests over $100,000 to repair treehouse
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Injured Ryan Shazier walks onto NFL Draft stage to make Steelers' first pick
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Thu April 26, 2018
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Ever wonder what kind of wine pairs best with a microwaved gas station burrito. Well your question is about to be answered
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Wed April 25, 2018
(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
PA lawmaker who recently accused a colleague of being gay because he repeatedly touched the lawmaker's arm; writes an angry FB post denouncing yet another legislator as "a lying homosexual". Dude, sit down, I have something to tell you about yourself
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(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
Look into the bedazzling eyes of the gal who stabbed a total stranger to death outside of a bar
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Tue April 24, 2018
(The Wrap)
 
 
 
Bob Dorough, composer and singer on "Schoolhouse Rocks" chestnuts such as "Three Is a Magic Number" and "My Hero, Zero," dies at 94
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Mon April 23, 2018
(22 Words)
 
Boobies
 
Ariel Winter posed topless and nobody else is reading the rest of this, so Mr. Putin, the nuclear command codes are in a 7-Up can at the southwest corner of Pennsylvania and 18th. I expect to get the pee tape no later than Wednesday. Thanks, Donald
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Sun April 22, 2018
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Penn State turns nanny state up to 11
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Thu April 19, 2018
(Eat Sip Trip)
 
 
 
There's a reason why you can't order a milkshake at McDonald's. It has to do with a weird code called Section 39 of The Pennsylvania Code outlining Frozen Dessert Standards
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
ATF issues a warning to all stagecoaches, old-timey banks, and roadrunners in Pennsylvania as someone stole about 700lbs of dynamite from a construction site near Lancaster
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Wed April 18, 2018
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Pink kids are cute
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Mon April 16, 2018
(Pittsburgh Post-Gazette)
 
 
 
Dick's Sporting Goods to destroy assault-style rifles pulled from their shelves. Ted Nugent calls it a Dick move
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Sun April 15, 2018
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Bad eggs in the news. No, not those. Nope, not those either. No, no, no, and no. Look, stop guessing and go read the article
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Fri April 13, 2018
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Apparently you can't sell beer on eBay
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Wed April 11, 2018
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Somewhere in Pennsylvania, a tiny bat salesman is laughing
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Tue April 10, 2018
(Gainesville Sun)
 
 
 
It took less than 24 hours after Rick Scott declared his run for Senate for someone to notice his fundraising violations. Bonus lol: his PAC was to both promote Trump's policies and reach out to Latinos
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(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
Funeral pie, funeral potatoes, funeral ham. Gotta eat something after a funeral to soak up all that scotch. What's your funeral food go-to
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Mon April 09, 2018
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Joe Paterno's football players wish movie had ignored underage sodomy instead
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Sun April 08, 2018
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Shooting your husband in the head because you don't want to cook him breakfast isn't normal. But in Normalville it is
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
New house ratings show blue wave growing into blue tsunami. Surf's up, GOP
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Thu April 05, 2018
(CNBC)
 
 
 
MBA programs at Stanford, University of Pennsylvania, and Georgetown are adding more fedora classes
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(WNEP Scranton)
 
 
 
Crane needed to rescue goats after they wander from farm and somehow climb onto the underside of a highway bridge
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Tue April 03, 2018
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Sly is willing to bet 'Rocky' fans will pay to see same movie for the eighth time
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Sat March 31, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
Ambitious senior applies to 20 colleges, with Harvard, Princeton, Northwestern, Yale, University of Pennsylvania, Stanford, Georgetown and Vanderbilt as his top picks. And gets accepted to all 8. Plus the other 12. With full rides to every single one
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Thu March 29, 2018
(WNEP Scranton)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania middle school hosts donkey basketball game fund raiser, says it's much cheaper than a flight to Tijuana
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania, being one of the more enlightened and civilized states, finds it advisable to add legislation in an attempt to stop dog-fighting rings. Such honor. So courage
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Wed March 28, 2018
(One America News Network)
 
 
 
Today marks 39 years since the Three Mile Island nuclear accident In Pennsylvania. There were no reported deaths or injuries as a result of the accident, but health experts are studying whether the radiation leak led the creation of Philly Fan
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Planned Parenthood: We want your little princess to have sex and an abortion
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Mon March 26, 2018
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
New study finds top sports leagues heavily promote unhealthy food and beverages, wins this week's Superb Owl of Obvious
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Baba Yaga reincarnate finally gets one right: "The only people Trump screws repeatedly are his voters"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The Heinz Wildlife Refuge wants to allow hunting behind the airport - but don't worry, it's bow and arrow only
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(Cleveland Browns)
 
 
 
Educate an Englishman: Why should I not follow the Cleveland Browns this year? LGT Browns' official, more DIT
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(WNEP Scranton)
 
 
 
Destiny and Dangle meet
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Sun March 25, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Palm Sunday hockey brings us the Battle of Pennsylvania with Flyers-Penguins, Predators-Jets, and Bruins-Wild as the premier games. Is your team closer to clinching a playoff spot? The puck drops at 12:30pm EDT on NBC
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Sat March 24, 2018
(STLToday)
 
 
 
PA school district's solution to school shootings: get stoned
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
No fooling, the sky may fall April first. Break out your hydrazine straws: free rocket fuel may be available
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Fri March 23, 2018
(WYFF 4 Greenville)
 
 
 
A Pennsylvania sheriff's officer has put up a wanted poster for Punxsutawney Phil. The poster claims Phil is wanted for deception. Phil is described as having "brown and grey hair, brown eyes, sharp teeth"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
In a public display not seen since 1999, Republican puts country squarely before party
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Thu March 22, 2018
(Shareblue Media)
 
 
 
Scott Walker learns that even the judges he appoints have only so much tolerance for his BS
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Wed March 21, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
Rick Saccone: I did not lose to a Democrat, and will never concede. Trump: 'Saccone lost to a Democrat, what a maroon.'
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(Minnesota Vikings)
 
 
 
"Norm Van Brocklin would never let me change my shoe," said the guy who invented the Nerf football
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Tue March 20, 2018
(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
Man smuggling $40K worth of cigarettes leads police on 77-mile pursuit
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Mon March 19, 2018
(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
Wooly Willy and accomplice busted in drug raid. What do you expect for a guy from Johnstown, Pennsylvania?
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Man Tased and confused after dropping LSD
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(WGAL 8)
 
 
 
DUI driver vomits out window, swerves into oncoming traffic, serves up hilarious mugshot
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(WNEP Scranton)
 
 
 
45-year-old who fled to Mexico with his 16-year-old girlfriend forgets the Mexican police don't like pervs either
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Sat March 17, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Can Captain America over come the Incredible Hulk and lead Ohio State to a wrestling national championship? How many bones will the Zain Train break? This is your official NCAA Wrestling National Championship thread live on ESPN2 #MarchMATness. Finals begin at 8pm ET
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Neo-nazi skinhead group planned bombing attack on Pennsylvania Capitol rally counterprotesters, including hiding a bomb in terminally ill member's oxygen tank
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Fri March 16, 2018
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
I'm sure the two are completely unrelated, but a study shows that assaults increase in cities where Trump is holding rallies
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Thu March 15, 2018
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
White House: 'losing Pennsylvania was GREAT news for Trump' GOP: [backs away slowly]
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Wed March 14, 2018
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
PA18 wasn't a referendum on Trump or the GOP; it was a referendum on the republican candidate's "porn stache"
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
538 examines what the results from last night's special election in PA-18 mean for the GOP this fall. TL?DR? *drum solo* hahahaha WIPEOUT *surf guitar riff*
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Conor Lamb declares victory early Wednesday in special U.S. House race, even as no media outlet has declared a winner
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Tue March 13, 2018
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Trump-endorsed candidate in Pennsylvania Rick Saccone, down 6% in the polls with voting today, throws a Hail Mary and says anyone who doesn't support him hates Trump, the U.S. and God
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
The world needs ditch diggers, too, but ditch diggers need retaining walls
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Mon March 12, 2018
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
If you're going to steal campaign funds, please find a better way to use them than lunch at the Bubba Gump's in Times Square
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
In today's episode of "What Would Normally Constitute a Career-Ending Political Scandal," Don Jr. gives GOP donor access to NSC meetings to ease sanctions on Venezuela, where he had business
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Trump is already talking shiat about the Pennsylvania GOP candidate he was stumping for over the weekend
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Fri March 09, 2018
(PennLive)
 
 
 
It might be inconvenient when they close a road, but there is usually a pretty good reason for it
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Thu March 08, 2018
(Eat Sip Trip)
 
 
 
The saga of scrapple -- how it got to America, The Great Scrapple Correspondence of 1872, and how this delicious mystery meat continues to befuddle everyone who encounters it
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Hershey is planning a $60 million expansion on its Kit Kat facility. Gimme a break
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania Republicans are giving up on their special election candidate and expect a thumping in next week's election
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Wed March 07, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Three NHL games are on tap for Wednesday Night. Will the Flames burn the Sabres in Buffalo? Who will win the Battle of Pennsylvania? How about the pillow fight between the Coyotes and Canucks? The puck drops at 8pm ET on NBCSN
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Tue March 06, 2018
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Today's Fark-ready headline: Nude model admits guilt in naked photo shoot at strip mall
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Sun March 04, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump gives former Pennsylvania steel workers hope with his steel tariffs. In related news, area man passionately believes steel industry is returning to Pennsylvania
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Thu March 01, 2018
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Alabama just got cut from the only top 10 list it could qualify for. The good news? It was the list of most sexually diseased states
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
In a completely sane move, a Pennsylvania church blesses assault rifles
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Tue February 27, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Steelers safety Sean Davis sued for cyber bullying, eating at Chick-fil-A
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Mon February 26, 2018
(Axios)
 
 
 
Millennials care about climate change, probably because they'll be the ones dealing with beach erosion in Pennsylvania
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
LeBron to Philly?
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Sat February 24, 2018
(Vox)
 
 
 
A Democrat whose Republican opponent has outspent him 17-1 is now tied with his opponent in deep red Pennsylvania
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Thu February 22, 2018
(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
Alex Trebek to moderate Pennsylvania gubernatorial debate. Sean Connery to heckle from the audience
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Oh great, now sleepwalking students are a reason to cancel school
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
Suspected car thief tells Pennsylvania police he's Matthew McConaughey, police say he just looks dazed and confused
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Tops hits bottom
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Wed February 21, 2018
(CBS Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Taco Bell cashier trying to distinguish different Steves in the restaurant refers to Asian-American customer as 'Steve C***k'
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Trump whips out his crayons as he demands Pennsylvania's redrawn congressional districts be challenged
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Tue February 20, 2018
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania's new congressional districts, which aren't jagged enough to make a good jigsaw puzzle, give Democrats more than they asked for
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Mon February 19, 2018
(Times Union)
 
 
 
"The Amorous Playboys of 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue" - What is it about the White House that take ordinary, sex-crazed, egotistical narcissists, and turns them into more of the same?
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Sun February 18, 2018
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Teen picks winter to explore and get stuck in a wind cave. Wind caves are also known as cold caves "because it's nearly freezing all year," so he's got that going for him
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Sat February 17, 2018
(PennLive)
 
 
 
School District will not comment on student's suicide that they can't say was suicide other than to say that suicide was definitely not the result of bullying
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Wed February 14, 2018
(AP News)
 
 
 
LOVE returns to Philadelphia, just in time to get greased up like a pole and rocked like a hurricane
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Tue February 13, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
DOnald Trump hAs supeR weirD capitaLizatIon hAbits on twitteR
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Mon February 12, 2018
(Statter 911)
 
 
 
There's been a change in procedure. When you call 911 in Spartansburg, Pennsylvania, a child rapist will no longer answer your call for help
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
It was like twenty years ago, the girl he raped can buy alcohol now, why can't her mom just let it go wonders mayor?
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Fri February 09, 2018
(Altoona Mirror)
 
 
 
Not content with gerrymandering, PA senator tries the old "limited constitutional convention" ploy. How about just representing the people for a change? Is that too hard?
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Thu February 08, 2018
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Once upon a time, setting off a nuclear bomb was considered in order to mine for natural gas in Pennsylvania
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(ESPN)
 
Weeners
 
There are 850 Port-A-Pottys along the Eagles parade route in Philly today. If three million people show up, that's one for every 3,529 people. Oh, and free beer from Budweiser and Yards along the way - what could possibly go wrong
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Tue February 06, 2018
(The Intercept)
 
 
 
PA congressional candidate wants to cut government spending. Just not his
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(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
What if Philly had a parade, and free beer was offered? I'm afraid we'll find out. Question: Despite being mid-day and windchill in the 20s, should a Fark Party be declared?
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Only in Pennsylvania is where a man hunting for squirrels can put a school on lockdown
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Mon February 05, 2018
(Some CSI)
 
 
 
Coffee urn left near Manhattan courthouse by caterers for television show "Law & Order: SVU" caused brief scare after it was mistaken for a suspicious package. *DON DUNN* (TFA is slightly longer than headline)
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Thu February 01, 2018
(PennLive)
 
 
 
This is Pennsylvania. We speak English here. Except these 13 towns
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Wed January 31, 2018
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Wow Jeff Foxworthy has really let himself go
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Tue January 30, 2018
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Naked and intoxicated burglar in Pennsylvania breaks into a building, and also accidentally called 911 on himself. Your move, Florida Man
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Fri January 26, 2018
(WTAE)
 
 
 
14-year-old girl assaulted with pineapple and what the fark is wrong with people?
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