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Mon July 26, 2021
(Salon)
 
 
 
What the duck?
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(Salon)
 
 
 
What the duck?
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Thu July 22, 2021
(Seven Days)
 
Weeners
 
"You wouldn't believe the number of penises I've seen." Difficulty: article about people who live near a disc golf course
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(Ottawa Citizen)
 
 
 
"It's not what it looks like," says man caught with his pants down and his penis up behind a tied-up, lubed-up pony
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(Ottawa Citizen)
 
 
 
"It's not what it looks like," says man caught with his pants down and his penis up behind a tied-up, lubed-up pony
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Wed July 21, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
Today's Slatesplanation: Why Jeff Bezos' rocket looks so much like a penis
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Today's Slatesplanation: Why Jeff Bezos' rocket looks so much like a penis
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Tue July 20, 2021
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Bezos is going to space but the buried lede is he's taking Wally Funk, a genuine American space hero, with him. Also the rocket looks like a penis. Liftoff is at 9 AM ET
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Thu July 15, 2021
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Plea deal for Florida Man who found himself in a legal pickle after cops spotted a pickle in him
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Wed July 14, 2021
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
"I would just like to say that we got nominated for making a giant monster penis, crashing a boat in to a whale, and having superman jerk off a skyrise in NYC. We will have the only reel that has to be blurred out on TV. It's amazing"
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Dog attempts to hump hedgehog, vet says it did not go well (possible nsfw content on page)
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(MEL Magazine)
 
Weeners
 
Why do men in one Iranian city keep "cracking" their wangs? (Possible NSFW imagery)
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(MEL Magazine)
 
Weeners
 
Why do men in one Iranian city keep "cracking" their wangs? (Possible NSFW imagery)
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Tue July 13, 2021
(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
I am 10 years old and I approve
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Sat July 10, 2021
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
No word on the shape, or vibration levels, of the headstone yet
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Tue July 06, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
It's never good when grandma discusses her sex life
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Fri July 02, 2021
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
"He said that he pulled out his penis to make the girls feel comfortable." .. It's a bold strategy, officer
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Thu July 01, 2021
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Banana split
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Banana split
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Tue June 29, 2021
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Former Disney star charged with felony after sending 13-year-old explicit videos. That's not so Raven
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Mon June 28, 2021
(Wikipedia)
 
Weeners
 
Detachable Penis
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(NPR)
 
 
 
There are almost 4 million species of mushrooms, and about 90 percent of them aren't catalogued. But don't worry--there's an army of amateur mushroom enthusiasts out there, and with any luck they'll determine why so many of them look like penises
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Fri June 25, 2021
(The US Sun)
 
 
 
Clamped penises
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(Vice)
 
Weeners
 
Women sense my power and they seek the life essence. I do not avoid women, Mandrake, But I do deny them my essence
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Thu June 24, 2021
(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
They tried to kill Rasputin in every conceivable way. And yet, his penis lives on (NSFW at end)
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Wed June 23, 2021
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Here's why the meth you bought has that penis-y taste
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Mon June 14, 2021
(Live Science)
 
Weeners
 
Professors probing puzzle of a prickly pecker
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(Live Science)
 
Weeners
 
Professors probing puzzle of a prickly pecker
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Looks more like a robot penis
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Fri June 11, 2021
(Guardian)
 
Weeners
 
Today's Fark Ready Headline: Australian researchers discover why only two heads of echidna penis become erect at one time (NSFW due to very weird penis)
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(Guardian)
 
Weeners
 
Today's Fark Ready Headline: Australian researchers discover why only two heads of echidna penis become erect at one time (NSFW due to very weird penis)
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Wed June 09, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"She says that I'm perfect the way I am and she thinks I'm the perfect size." Bless your heart
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
"She says that I'm perfect the way I am and she thinks I'm the perfect size." Bless your heart
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Tue June 08, 2021
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
I don't think that's how Braille works
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Fri June 04, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
It's a Family Affair
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Tue June 01, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Apparently the sex dolls are sick of his non-stop obsessing about bodybuilding
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I'm a descendant of Holocaust survivors, and I did not see my girlfriend's offensive fetish for what it was until it was too late"
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Mon May 24, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Zack Snyder wants to make a religious porno movie inspired by "300". Well, ok then
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Wed May 19, 2021
(Daily Star)
 
Weeners
 
You should feel relieved that you have a small penis, guys with massive ones find it very hard to get through life (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Daily Star)
 
Weeners
 
You should feel relieved that you have a small penis, guys with massive ones find it very hard to get through life (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Police constable tells subordinate staffer he stirred her tea with his penis, doesn't understand why he was fired
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Mon May 17, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
"For the love of God, stop burning things down to tell everyone about your kid's penis. No one cares but you"
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Sun May 16, 2021
(Philadelphia Magazine)
 
 
 
If experiencing the bloom of a flower that looks like a misshapen penis and smells like rotting flesh is on your bucket list, get that checklist out
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
If you had high hopes for the new John Barrowman and David Tennant Dr. Who audio series, we have some bad news for you
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Thu May 13, 2021
(MSN)
 
Weeners
 
It's not often that you see the phrase, "broke his penis in half" in a headline, but an MMA fighter went balls out to get green lit on Fark
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(MSN)
 
Weeners
 
It's not often that you see the phrase, "broke his penis in half" in a headline, but an MMA fighter went balls out to get green lit on Fark
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Wed May 12, 2021
(WJMH and KSSMA)
 
 
 
This will get men to vaccinate
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Tue May 11, 2021
(Best Health Magazine)
 
 
 
One fact about socks you probably didn't know
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Fri May 07, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Pothole penis painter prosecuted
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Pothole penis painter prosecuted
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Thu May 06, 2021
(Metro)
 
 
 
Tory politician forgets to check for penis graffiti before giving speech on playground
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Wed May 05, 2021
(MSN)
 
Weeners
 
Why do we have public hair? I bet the local pubic library has an answer
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Tue May 04, 2021
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Are chemicals shrinking your penis and depleting your sperm? Here comes the science, among other things
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Fri April 30, 2021
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
That's_a_penis.jpg (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Slate)
 
Weeners
 
Dear Stoya, How do I tell my partner I'm terrified of his huge penis?
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Thu April 29, 2021
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Researchers examining what they thought was a mummy of a male priest discover the body was that of a woman instead. The fact that she was 7 months pregnant and still carrying the fetus was what professional archaeologists call "a clue"
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Wed April 28, 2021
(The US Sun)
 
 
 
Challenge Accepted
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Tue April 27, 2021
(Daily Star)
 
Weeners
 
Happy birthday, boy, here's your giant custom-made 7ft steel penis (possible nsfw content on page)
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Mon April 26, 2021
(IFL Science)
 
 
 
Dicked around and found out how it sucks, 1849 edition
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(IFL Science)
 
 
 
Dicked around and found out how it sucks, 1849 edition
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I've always had amazing sex with my wife, but the past two years, it's been on the decline. I'd like to know what to do"
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Sun April 25, 2021
(Salon)
 
 
 
So, just how did dinosaurs have sex?
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(Salon)
 
 
 
So, just how did dinosaurs have sex?
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Tue April 20, 2021
(RelayVibes)
 
 
 
Prince Harry's new job title as Chief Impact Officer "Chimpo" means penis in Japanese
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Sat April 17, 2021
(PsyPost)
 
Weeners
 
Phallic insecurity tends to be greater in regions of the United States that have a higher proportion of evangelical Christians. This needs a bigger headline
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Thu April 15, 2021
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Two French men get drunk. Do they a) go and eat a nice meal with some quality red wine, b) start a drunken fight in a sleazy bar or c) inject each other in the penis with cream normally used to treat hemorrhoids?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My wife surprised me with some nice friendly domination, but it's become so frequent and constant that it's getting out of control. How can I get her to back off?"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My wife surprised me with some nice friendly domination, but it's become so frequent and constant that it's getting out of control. How can I get her to back off?"
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Tue April 13, 2021
(Polygon)
 
Weeners
 
Bowser's giant studded dong 3D model taken down from artist's Patreon thanks to DMCA takedown from Nintendo. But there's a happy ending, as artist has released it for free
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Mon April 12, 2021
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
County Commissioner gets his fe-fes hurt when he believes the Proud Boys are insulted and brandished his penis, sorry, rifle during Zoom public meeting
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Fri April 02, 2021
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
Weeners
 
Boy born with 3 penises. Condoms will fit like a glove
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Come on where is it? I know I had a penis when I went sleep, where could it be?
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Wed March 31, 2021
(The Onion)
 
 
 
... and Leon's getting smaller
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