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Mon September 28, 2020
(Forbes)
 
 
 
A peasant's guide to Trump's Tax returns by a Tax attorney. TL/DR: Yes some of what his did is very shady, but what's REALLY crooked is the incredible extent to which rich people and corporations have set up the tax code to their own advantage
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Museum exhibition of antiracist art cancelled because now is not the time. 'I have read some unfathomable doublespeak coming out of museum PR departments in my time, but this is by far the most ludicrous.'
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Major brush fire burning towards Santa Rosa, CA. Sadly, not a repeat of 2017
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Fetch the fainting couch and start clutching pearls: latest poll shows dead heat in South Carolina Senate race
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Sun September 27, 2020
(Some Woodchipper)
 
 
 
Two crime families seek a truce in Kansas City, but a death derails the uneasy peace. Chris Rock leads the fourth season of Fargo, and it's a two-episode premiere starting at 9 PM ET on FX
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Senator Tom Cotton: America will have a peaceful transition of power in 2025, after Trump finishes his second term
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(Spin Magazine)
 
 
 
The Sunday Morning Music Club is getting philosophical this week: what band or musician has most influenced your musical tastes ... and why do they speak to you so clearly?
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(Daily Motion)
 
 
 
Fake news refuses to acknowledge His Most Righteous King of Everything and Winner of TWO Noble Peace Prizes Which Should Have Been SEVEN Or EIGHT and Also The Most Humble President Who Ever Threw FOUR Touchdowns in One Game and Going to State Finals
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Sat September 26, 2020
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Oklahoma comfortably leads game against K-State late in the third. Suddenly, a Falcon appears
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(Premier League)
 
 
 
EPL weekend kicks off at 7:30 AM ET with the scum hosting Man U. Palace chew on Toffees at 10 AM with Wet Broom & Chelsea at 12:30 PM followed by Burnley & The Saints at 3 PM. Let's see how Peacock farks up Saturday's EPL shall we? Bring pies
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Opinion piece from the land down under speaks truth to power. Subby is wondering why no one else has ever pointed out something this obvious
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Get ready for the Roe v Wade repeal tour
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
There will absolutely be a peaceful transition of power, as long as there's no cheating. Of course, it's only possible for us to lose if there's cheating
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Fri September 25, 2020
(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
Are you a mutant with a 'Greek toe' like Botticelli's Venus and da Vinci's Vitruvian Man? Have you any other genetic quirks that should be edited out, eugenically speaking?
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(McSweeney's)
 
 
 
"Police officer [Northern European last name]" was acquitted "for the death of [Person of Color], who was killed while they were doing [thing people do on a daily basis] at [place most people wouldn't expect to get killed at]"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Kooked-up puppy dog eyes will get you everytime, especially when they're tongue deep in peanut butter
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Forty years ago today, the world lost the one rock drummer better than Neil Peart. Video of John Henry Bonham at work to the left, rage that subby is wrong to the right
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Vehicular terrorism by right wing crazies against peaceful leftist protesters is being accepted nationwide
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Facebook and Twitter remove several hundred more of Twitler and Moscow Mitch's sugar daddy's fake accounts. This is not a repeat of the last 69 times you read an article like this
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
It appears that the guy in charge of making saints at the Vatican wasn't one
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Thu September 24, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
Bernie Sanders offers dire warning over Trump's refusal to a peaceful transition of power
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
"Macron's view is you cannot lie to the president of France as if he is some Russian peasant [or Donald Trump]," the source said. Subby added the bracketed part
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump's America: Senate has to pass resolution reaffirming commitment to peaceful transfer of power
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(Literary Hub)
 
 
 
Fark headline writers rejoice "What is a cliche to a native speaker is a gem to a new learner"
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
The White House realized Pence is about to speak, so they scheduled a distraction, seriously (1PM ED, or once they figure out how to contradict Pence)
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(CityNews Toronto)
 
 
 
Police do nothing as white supremacists attack peaceful anti-racism rally... in Canada?
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Wed September 23, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Facebook threatens to quit Europe if forced to obey their rules. Facebook fails to understand how much that would thrill European lawmakers
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Tue September 22, 2020
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Biden will lose the debates because he'll be speaking English, and can't engage with someone communicating in Fox News/Qanon memes. Strzok and Obama tapp Trump Tower
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Mon September 21, 2020
(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Survey whips out the hard data on European men and ED
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Botswana says toxins in the water - and not peanut allergies - killed hundreds of elephants
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(TooFab)
 
 
 
"I've had a longtime crush on Crow T. Robot from 'Mystery Science Theater 3000' says "Sex and the City" star, and the feeling appears to be mutual
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Roku is proud as a Peacock after NBCU makes them an offer they couldn't refuse
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Sun September 20, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Fourteen new mummies unearthed near Saqqara, Egypt. Subby speaks for all of us when he says, with the way 2020 has gone, to PUT THEM BACK
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
European spacecraft to fly by Venus on October 15th and look for signs of life
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Biden appeals to Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, and Sasquatch to not install another illegitimate justice
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Professional mermaid makes "upwards of $250" for an appearance
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Yes, but what about second impeachment?
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The only time a player won the U.S. Open in their first appearance was Francis Ouimet. He won it on Sept. 20, 1913. Can Matthew Wolff become the second to do it on the 107th anniversary?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Welcome Fark Artists to Fartist Friday. Our contest theme: Celebrate Talk Like A Pirate Day this weekend by creating something pirate-themed like a haiku in pirate-speak, pirate treasure maps, dress up like a pirate, etc, ye scurvy peglegs yarrrr
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Fri September 18, 2020
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
NH House speaker apologizes to UNH for lawmakers' beer-drinking, maskless, fratbrah behavior, So, we cool now, brah?
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Actively speaking two languages helps protect against cognitive impairment. Bienvenido a fark
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(Climb it. Positive)
 
 
 
Vodak created from humble garden pea helps you stumble hard and pee
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
"This book will undoubtedly appeal to both Weird Al completists and those who enjoy black-and-white photographs taken by drummers"
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Kawhi Leonard reportedly told Toronto he was leaving because he didn't think they could repeat as champions. Wait a minute...Kawhi Leonard actually talked?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Facebook sued for watching Instagram users through their mobile cameras, denies claim, blames a bug. Rinse, wash, repeat
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(CNN)
 
 
 
A pastor in Idaho called himself a "no-masker" during a service and repeatedly questioned the veracity of coronavirus case reporting. You know what happened next
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Thu September 17, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Politico goes to the "WOW" counties around Milwaukee to get a feel about the election. Come for the pearl clutching "there are BLM & rainbow flags now", then leave when the dogwhistles irritate your tinnitus
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(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
At some point a Twitter account that repeatedly posts disinformation about the "manipulated media" has got to go. Dooooooiit to the president, Twitter
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Wed September 16, 2020
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
"Right, then, we've signed some peace treaties. I say this calls for a celebratory bombing"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Trump's peace agreement between nations that have never been at war with each other achieves peace in the Middle East. This is what Republicans actually believe
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Miami Herald apologizes for paid inserts speaking truth to shadowy, stereotypical puppetmasters
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Good news, everybody. Trump just announced that he's going to release his magical health care plan -- you know, the one that repeals all of Obamacare but yet improves on all the parts that people like -- right before Election Day. So stay tuned
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Wolf Blitzer to Jared Kushner: The President retweeted a tweet implying Joe Biden is a pedophile. Jared Kushner: Haven't seen it, but did you know the President was nominated for a Nobel Peace Prize?
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(Twitter Donald Trump)
 
 
 
*TSSSHHT* POTUS has returned safely to the bubble. I repeat: POTUS has returned safely to the bubble. *TSSSHHT*
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(CBS Baltimore)
 
 
 
Man who damaged government building by ramming it repeatedly with truck gets massive sentence of .... 18 months?
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Tue September 15, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Washington State Lawmaker who posted an article on Facebook claiming 460,000 missing children a year "end up in sex dungeons to be exploited and repeatedly raped by demons." leaves threatening voicemail for reporter who reports this. Guess the party
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(ABC 15)
 
 
 
Federal officer shot in downtown Phoenix in an apparent targeted attack. Officer struck in the vest and injuries appear to be non life-threatening. Suspect in custody
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Supreme Court of Pennsylvania to hear the appeal of Bill Cosby's rape conviction. At issue: How many times is the prosecutor allowed to prove the defendant did the EXACT same thing that he's on trial for, before it becomes "unfair" to the defendant
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(Twitter Donald Trump)
 
 
 
HISTORIC day for the US bribing Middle East countries with weapons for PEACE that no one thought was possible, right Col. North?
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Those peace deals Trump has been brokering in the Middle East? You got it, they're actually arms deals
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Facing what appears to be a significant cash shortage, the Trump campaign has, for now, completely gone off the TV airwaves in Michigan and Pennsylvania
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Colony of bats in Phoenix so large, they appear on the National Weather Service's radar
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Mon September 14, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Donnie: Here in Murrica, we don't wear masks and we don't social distance, so come to my peace ceremony and sign that treaty so I can get my Noble Prize. Bibi: How about No?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
I think we've reached peak MAGA, folks
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Reese's is rumored to be debuting Peanut Butter Cups with pieces of potato chips mixed into the peanut butter filling. WANT
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
The latest from the Lincoln Project mocks Trump for getting conned out of a billion dollars by Brad Parscale. Are these ads eligible for a Pulitzer or a Peabody?
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(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Fire east of Atlanta shuts down I-20. This is...sort of a repeat of 1994
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Sun September 13, 2020
(Fark)
 
 
 
Do any Farkers remember a Kid's In the Hall / SNL / Some Skit Comedy Show (maybe it was Dave Foley) about "Speeky the seky linky" (speaking the secret language) it was a pig-latin thing as a TV commercial. My brother wants to show it to his kids
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Yesterday: Republicans stop rally crying to "Repeal Obamacare" now that everyone needs it. Today: Trump claims Biden is going to "destroy Obamacare"
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(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Atlanta parking deck collapses. This is not a repeat from yesterday
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Sat September 12, 2020
(Space News)
 
 
 
Chinese rocket launch fails to put a satellite in orbit. This is a repeat from 2020, 2020, and 2020
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(The US Sun)
 
 
 
House Speaker Nancy Pelosi puts the $1,200 stimulus check back on the bait hook to force the Republicans to stop playing games and deal
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(US Naval Institute)
 
 
 
Tom Cruise makes surprise virtual appearance at conference for Navy fighter pilots, offers tips on dogfighting Thetan Top Guns
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Fri September 11, 2020
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
New book claims that Tim Tebow destroyed his relationship with the Denver Broncos by 'hogging the spotlight' and charging $50k for church speaking gigs. No mention of his crappy ability
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
On the next page of his playbook to win the Noble--er, Nobel--Peace Prize, Trump leverages yet another country that shares no border with nor has ever been at war with Israel, to be at peace with Israel
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Peak 2020 so far: Firefighters plead with the public to quit sharing misinformation on Facebook that Antifa are lighting forest fires
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Facebook launches Campus app for college students. This is not a repeat from 2004, Harvard not initially included
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
It appears we have reached the "get arrested at school to own the libs" stage of the coronavirus pandemic
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
This is a repeat from 1970, sorta
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Thu September 10, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
President Trump is a successful businessman who has appeared on the cover of Fortoonie magazine many times
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
How to GUARANTEE a police reform bill passes in the Oregon legislature? Have cops rough up and arrest the top legislative aide to the speaker of the Oregon house
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Disney bent over backwards to appease China for the release of Mulan, but China is censoring media coverage of the movie anyway
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(Sad and Useless)
 
 
 
Happy-faced parents seeing their sad-faced kiddies off to their 1st day of school. This was funny back in 2019 - not so much now, pandemically speaking
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Judge tells defendant to move deep into the woods and drink himself to death in peace where he can't hurt others
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Which of these fast food items would you save? The ones you don't pick will disappear forever
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Wed September 09, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
It ain't a Victoria's Secret fashion show from a fappability standpoint, but think about world peace or something
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Fire destroys Moria. This is not a repeat from T. A. 1980
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Senator Ben Sasse has some ideas to Make the Senate Great Again, including 12-year term limits, not bad; making all committees temporary, OK; forcing senators to live together, interesting; repealing the 17th amendment; and ... wait, go back one
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(Daily Voice)
 
 
 
Store owner posts "Speak English or pay $10 extra" sign in his window. What could possibly go wrong? Difficulty: NJ
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
You know who ELSE was nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize?
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Trump nominated for Nobel Peace prize for brokering a peace deal between 2 countries that have never been at war and do not share a border, The Sun has the facepalm tag locked in a safe (possible nsfw content on page)
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Tue September 08, 2020
(Vintage Everyday)
 
 
 
The 1960 Ford Spaceliner - a perfect car for Batman enthusiasts or couples not speaking to each other. Not so good for the ride home from Taco Bell cuz of the enclosed domes
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Burger King debuts Chocolate Whopper with Peanut Sauce in Taiwan. Two great tastes that go great with burger?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
No, Banksy is *not* the former host of a children's TV show that featured art who also happened to play in a band whose gig dates and Banksy's art appearances just happen to line up. Totally a coincidence
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Mon September 07, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Trump's "plane loaded with thugs" appears to be a Salt Lake City flight with supposed Black Lives Matter protesters. Bonus: The story came from passenger Republican Rep. Devin Nunes
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Most popular liquor by state. Disappointed by how much fireball appears on this list, even more disappointed with Oregon
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Sun September 06, 2020
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Jennifer Griffin: 'My Sources Are Unimpeachable', unlike *some* people involved in this story
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Sat September 05, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
93% of all BLM protests were peaceful. The violence isn't coming from the BLM groups
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Fri September 04, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
In what else 2020, giant holes are appearing in Siberia, cause unknown, possible causes deadly climate change, ufos, meteorite strikes, collapsed underground military facilities, methane being released, hope for the best
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(Fansided)
 
 
 
Thought Brain Urlacher would be the most racist ex-Chicago Bear this week? well, Jay Cutler appears to be dating Tomi Lahren
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Thu September 03, 2020
(9 News)
 
 
 
Right-wing speaker after anti-health rally at a Colorado speedway: We had over 5,000 people here. County health department to speedway: Here's a lawsuit for hosting more than 175 people
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Britney Spears calls conservatorship 'voluntary' in a pre-written statement
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(Courier-Journal)
 
 
 
King Louis XVI removed due to civil unrest, not a repeat from 1792
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Ship carrying thousands of cattle disappears at sea, as investigators fear it was yet another vessel taken by the Bermooda Triangle
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
US appeals court rejects Oracle's challenges to the Pentagon's $10B JEDI contract, arguing Oracle doesn't have enough midichlorians to make a case
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(Politico)
 
 
 
19 years after 9/11, and 7 years after Snowden blew the whistle, 9th Circuit Court of Appeals rules NSA's telephone metadata program was illegal, and that the barn door can be closed now that the escaped horses have been safely melted down into glue
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Wed September 02, 2020
(The American Conservative)
 
 
 
"Amir Basiri, who contributed to Forbes 9 times, the Washington Examiner 52 times, OpenDemocracy, Algemeiner, and The Hill once also appears to be a fabrication"
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(Trust.org)
 
 
 
Lather, rinse, repeat
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Afghanistan frees nearly 200 "hardcore" Taliban prisoners to push peace talks, apparently in the wrong direction
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In an email to his neighbors Portland's mayor said it would be "best for me and for everyone else's safety and peace" that he finds a new home
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Trump chose his new coronavirus adviser because a) he is a respected epidemiologist, b) has a history of successfully managing crises or c) he liked his Fox News appearances
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Biden speaking about COVID and schools
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
What the Middle East *really* needed in 2020: A translation error between different language versions of a peace agreement
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
I'm not sure I want a steak that appears to be 8-bit
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(WTOL 11 Toledo)
 
 
 
Booby makes surprise appearance in Ohio, if it was a pair Subby would choose a different tag
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
'Charges dropped against Florida Walmart shopper who pulled gun in mask dispute'. Is this peak Florida or would that have required nudity?
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(TMJ4 Milwaukee)
 
 
 
Kenosha, WI business owner declines to be a prop in Trump's photo op visit, so the White House got the business's former owner to appear instead and passed HIM off as the business owner
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(Army Times)
 
 
 
Someone finally disappears from Fort Hood, and it isn't under suspicious circumstances
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Tue September 01, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Is a little peace and quiet too much to ask?
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(KTAR Phoenix)
 
 
 
The Hohokam tribe settled and farmed the Phoenix valley until they mysteriously disappeared in roughly 1450
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(Laughing Squid)
 
 
 
Whatever you do, regardless of how much dust is in here, do not cry. I repeat, do not cry
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Another day, another Black man shot to death by police. Officers claim the man dropped a bundle and a gun appeared necessitating his immediate execution as everyone knows how dangerous a gun lying on the ground in the proximity of a Black man can be
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Headline: FEARS MEN COULD DIE OUT FROM DISAPPEARING Y CHROMOSOME. Article: says this is unlikely to happen (possible nsfw content on page)
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Mon August 31, 2020
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Mary appears to the Mormons and shows them the way to salvation
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
Russian aircraft intercepts appear to prioritize "message-sending" over trifling concerns like "respecting sovereign airspace"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"She has proven unwilling to stand up to Trump and too enamored of political power to speak up for the good people of Maine. I am tired of hearing about how 'concerned' she is. These times demand strength and action and she has shown neither"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Appeals court rules that Congress can't enforce subpoenas until it passes a law saying it can
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Nestle buys peanut allergy treatment maker for $2bil. "Known for its KitKat chocolate bars and Nescafe instant coffee, Nestle set up Nestle Health Science in 2011 to open up a new area of business between food and pharma"
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
The best, worst and weirdest moments from the 2020 VMAs. The discussion of the fake Fergie of the Black-Eyed Peas includes light-up crotches
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
America is facing a monkey shortage for testing COVID vaccines, creating the complete works of Shakespeare
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(Asbury Park Press)
 
 
 
Man pulls a speargun and threatens taco-goers during argument over a parking space
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
White House chief of staff Mark Meadows:"Most of Donald Trump's America is peaceful"
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Sun August 30, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
US Diplomat while Black? Yup, repeated secondary searches with complimentary harassment by Customs & Border Patrol, when driving back into the US from Mexico
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Body language expert watches the political conventions on mute to evaluate the speakers' movements. Let's see if we learn anything, shall we?
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Sat August 29, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Never bring a spear to a taser fight
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(Nottingham Post)
 
 
 
Britain now under attack from freaky-legged sex-crazed nopes "the size of your hand." Look out humans in homes, their only mission is to have sex
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
An unqualified government official tricked housing tenants to appearing in an RNC video. "I am not a Trump supporter. I am not a supporter of his racist policies on immigration. I am a first-generation Honduran. It was my people he was sending back"
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Fri August 28, 2020
(Visor Down)
 
 
 
Harley appears to be building a motorcycle for those who aren't divorced dads, aging boomers and dentists. Difficulty in China
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Do you feel inspired by the RNC speakers? You too can build your own "RNC hardship narrative". Template to the left, show your work to the right
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Remember that scene from The Critic where Orsen Welles does a commercial for Rosebud Frozen Peas? Here's the voice actor doing a live version of it
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Feds charge UAW ex-president with embezzlement. Not a repeat
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Thu August 27, 2020
(WXYZ Detroit)
 
 
 
Michigan's Governor activates the National Guard to protect protesters' right to peaceful assemble and practice free speech. Fark: and sends them to Wisconsin
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
"He is currently unemployed and believes it could be because of his appearance." (Nicolas Cage 'ya think' .jpg) (graphic images, possible NSFW content on page)
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(WLTX Columbia)
 
 
 
Freshman trombone player drowning out anti BLM protest speaker every time he tried to spew racist and homophobic slurs is the hero we need right now. Womp womp
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(Thread Reader)
 
 
 
Facebook disbanded the "Kenosha Guard" group, but someone took some screenshots of it before it disappeared. It's about what you'd expect, but oh, hey, is that Senator Ron Johnson posting in there?
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
'Bodycam footage shows a man holding what appears to be a samurai sword walking toward a police officer'
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Prime time RNC cancel culture strikes again: scratch Goya CEO Robert Unanue's appearance
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
You mean you removed the right-wing agitators and rifle carrying militia and miraculously the Kenosha protests became peaceful? Curious
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(Independent)
 
 
 
In order to appear tougher on illegal immigration before the 2018 midterms, Trump wanted to deploy a "heat ray" at the Mexico border because of course he did
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Wed August 26, 2020
(HelenaIR.com)
 
 
 
Grandma discovers two bear cubs in her kitchen eating all the peaches and chocolate, and shoos them back through the window using the screen they knocked out. Includes picture of Grandma preparing to open up some whupass
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Bahrain tells Pompeo and Jared to go take a long walk off a short pier. Preferably together. So much for your peace plan Jared
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The Head of "black for Trump" who, shockingly, appears to be an actual black man, and is scheduled to speak tonight at the RNC is also facing federal insider trading charges, because at this point, federal charge are almost a prerequisite for a speaking slot
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(Laughing Squid)
 
 
 
This cute lil' peanut-butter-eating squirrel has better table manners than most of us
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(BGR)
 
 
 
China reports "unknown pneumonia" carrying high fatality rate and rapidly increasing case numbers. This is not a repeat from 2019
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(Dayton Daily News)
 
 
 
Ohio GOP governor to conservative critics who are trying to impeach him: "Come at me, bro"
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(The Week)
 
 
 
"Joe Biden's nepotism has benefited his family members, unlike Ivanka and Jared, Don Junior and his partner Kimberly Guilfoyle, and Hi I'm Eric, all of whom earned their plum jobs by merit. Now, our next speaker is Tiffany Trump"
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(Some Optimizer)
 
 
 
A la peanut butter sandwiches? Mumfred the Magician's got nothing on this guy
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Doc Rivers speaks from the heart
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"And even though [President Trump] had been told on repeated occasions that the way he wanted to do it was illegal, his response was to say, 'Do it. If you get in trouble, I'll pardon you.'"
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Tue August 25, 2020
(Thread Reader)
 
 
 
Q appears to be the owner and operator of 8chan/8kun, and is hosting the qmap site on the same network
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(Columbus Dispatch)
 
 
 
The Cuyahoga River is on fire. This is a repeat of 1868, 1883, 1887, 1912, 1922, 1936, 1941, 1948, 1952, and 1969
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(WISN Milwaukee)
 
 
 
Man in Pennsylvania eagerly awaits his invite to speak at RNC in support of GOP/Trump platform
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Mysterious radio burst from space repeats at time astronomers predicted. Most seem to be telling you why Glorthmoth is a terrible candidate and why Lyquisis is the best candidate for office. "I'm Lyquisis and I approve this message"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Ralph Macchio on fame: "I wasn't the biggest risk-taker, and I'm sure there were lost opportunities because of that. But also, maybe my caution helped me to stay grounded, so I'm at peace with the choices I made"
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Clinical research reduced by 87 percent at peak of pandemic. Math still quite healthy
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(Vice)
 
 
 
One of tonight's RNC speakers for some reason deleted their video explaining that cops would be smart to racially profile her dark skinned son instead of her lighter skinned ones
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(Slate)
 
 
 
You remember how the CEO of Goya confused everybody by endorsing Trump? Well, it turns out he had a very good reason for doing that -- he was trying to harm his company to make it less appealing to companies trying to take it over and push him out
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Sean Hannity talks over speeches to prove the MSM won't let the RNC present its message to the public. Meanwhile MSNBC & CNN let the RNC speak for themselves by airing speeches, which is probably an outrage too
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
July 2020: 32% of US Households have outstanding mortgage payments. Also July 2020: Home construction in the US up 22% (and 23% from July 2019). Alexa, play "The Merry-Go-Round Broke Down" on continuous repeat
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Meanwhile in Kenosha, Wisconsin, police do not appear to have complete control over the protesters in their city
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Mon August 24, 2020
(WKYC Cleveland)
 
 
 
Ohio GOP rats turn cannibalistic, move to impeach Governor DeWine for his Covid response, suppression of Freedumbs
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump speaking Live now at the RNC, already in progress
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
And on that old red roof, these words appear: My name is Pizza Hut, King of Kings; Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair. Nothing tasty remains. Round the decay of that colossal Wreck, boundless and bare, the strip-mall wastelands wander far away
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Hungry New Yorkers form quarter-mile line for food in Queens. This is not a repeat from 1931
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
50 Cent loses appeal against the Rick Ross remix of "In Da Club," meaning he won't see even half a dollar
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
And the latest produce potentially contaminated with salmonella is *throws dart at food pyramid poster*...peaches
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Sun August 23, 2020
(UEFA Champions League)
 
 
 
Champions League final pits Paris against Munich. This is not a repeat from 1933. The ball rolls at 3 PM ET
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(The Union Leader)
 
 
 
"...the items just appeared on his property one morning soon after he was released from prison"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
The Republican Convention will have a diverse array of speakers. It will feature Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, and also Trump
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Fri August 21, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
RNC lines up their speakers .. and maybe .. maybe.. Trump will speak every night
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Ag Sec says everyone of those "emergency food boxes" the USDA ships will include a signed letter from King Trump reminding the peasants of his munificence and kindness. Hatch Act? Isn't that the one that gives tax breaks to yacht owners?
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Facebook will disappear in September. ^classic
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Half-Scoop and I'm Eric had repeated communications with Bannon and the scam he ran. Tick tock
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(GamesRadar)
 
 
 
So, is anybody really tempted to see Tenet in a theater, Covid or no Covid? Sounds like it's a movie that really does need to be seen in IMAX and not at home (it appears it won't be available on PPV anyways)
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(MassLive)
 
 
 
Curt Schilling possibly a grifter. Not a repeat from 2012
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(ACLU)
 
 
 
And now the ACLU is weighing in on Britney Spears' court petition for change of conservator saying that conservatorship threatens her civil rights
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Thu August 20, 2020
(Vice)
 
 
 
Book publishers: Amazon is too powerful. This is not a repeat from 2012
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
I'm not saying that cracks in the base of Trump's support are starting to appear, I'm just saying that apparently behind the scenes Sean Hannity calls Trump "crazy"
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(Twitch.tv)
 
 
 
3:30pm ET - it's the Fark News Livestream. A few new apocalypses are on deck, religious figures appearing on things, Florida Men doing donuts on I-95, yobs, and the Florida Keys make a fairly drastic ecological decision. So, a normal Thursday then
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Postmaster General DeJoy's USPS policy rollbacks don't appear to change much
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Are you the rightful owner of this Nazi-looted French painting? If you are, please contact the World Peace Centre in Verdun, so you can go pick it up
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
White reporters throw bananas at the Harlem Globetrotter Maxwell Pearce during an interview.. Guess which state? Hint: not Florida
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Wed August 19, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
2020 Democratic National ComicCon Night Three with cosplayers as Speaker Nancy Pelosi, Sen. Elizabeth Warren, former Sec. of State Hillary Clinton, former President Barack Obama, & VP nominee Sen. Kamala Harris. 9 PM ET on CSPAN, YouTube & Cable News
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1934, Adolph Hitler was elected president. They say history never repeats, but it's got a good beat you can goose step to
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Britney Spears no longer wants her father in charge and has petitioned the court for change of conservator
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Sick and tired of Jesus appearing everywhere, Vishnu gets in on the game
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
In the most troubling news yet from the South China Sea, China now appears to be in possession of the Ark of the Covenant. Humanity's only hope is that Xi isn't well-versed in ancient Jewish dogma
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
Salmonella shrimp doesn't sound appealing now, does it?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump sues New Jersey for allowing people to vote in a pandemic. This will be a repeat like 49 more times
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Bibi Step right up It's your turn for, "Get thrown under the Trump bus" - The UAE quid for the peace deal quo were F-35s
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Millions of peaches...stolen from me
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Jesus takes time off from his busy schedule of doing nothing about Covid-19 to appear on a potato
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Remember when chocolate milk was made with actual chocolate and not peanut waste?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Some movies spend millions on expensive trailers to get audiences to the theatres. Unhinged just gets Russell Crowe to speak to a camera
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Tue August 18, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Patriot Act repealed
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
DNC? NYC Mayor Bill de Blasio here. When would you like me to speak with all the other presidential candidates at this week's convention? ...Hello? ... Hmm, lost my connection
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Just how "blatantly racist" do your speakers have to be for the local right-wing militia to pull out of your event?
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(TC Palm)
 
 
 
Subject is pantsless; repeat pantsless. Well, maybe. She may or may not be topless. Be advised nearest nudist colony is 23 miles away
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The St. Louis gun couple will be speaking at the Republican convention, presumably because Scott Baio couldn't get someone to cover his shift at McDonald's that night
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Yoyoka plays her respect to the late, great Neil Peart. She nails it
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Robinson Cano, Pete Alonso, and the Mets crush Miami in empty, echoey Marlins Park. Not a repeat from 2019
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
White couple arrested for 'launching three-year campaign of intimidation against black neighbor including taunting her with blackface, brandishing guns, repeatedly dumping dog feces in her yard, and shooting dead a squirrel'. Fark: In Long Island, NY
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Here is a bunch of corporate speak and weasel words for "nobody is buying any new cars because the economy is swirling down the drain"
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Mon August 17, 2020
(Laughing Squid)
 
 
 
Doge With Pearl Earring
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(The Virginian-Pilot)
 
 
 
The "Lost Colony of Roanoke," who disappeared without a trace (except for "CROATOAN" being cryptically carved into a tree) has been found. Researchers confirmed they were assimilated into a local Native tribe-*checks notes*- the Croatoans. Seriously?
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(Jacobin Magazine)
 
 
 
Democrats are likely to give up on the public option to placate health insurance companies. Not a repeat from 2009
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
No matter the country or sport, small-town coaches speak a universal language
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(WTHR Indianapolis)
 
 
 
Andretti on pole for Indianapolis 500. This is not a repeat from 1966, 1967, or 1987
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Sun August 16, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Putin offers military assistance to a country rocked by violence after an incumbent leader pulls off a fraudulent election victory. Hopefully, this is not a repeat of a story from November, 2020 that has somehow traveled back in time
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Lara Trump speaks out and.....wait, how many of them are there?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
The President speaks on the death of Robert Trump
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Rep Jim Cooper, (D-TN) tweets that if they subpoena Post Gen DeJoy, and he fails to appear, "we should send the Sgt at Arms to arrest him." Someone pour a glass of lemonade for this sweet, summer child
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Sat August 15, 2020
(The Morning Call)
 
 
 
Just Born reaches $3.3 million dollar settlement over misleading box size. Next, a Congressional investigation into disappearance of Cherri and Bubb
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Trump will speak every night at the RNC because his ego demands it
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Fri August 14, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Federal Appeals Court to Judicial Watch: But her e-mails just don't MATTER anymore. TIme to just let. it. GO, man
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
About that "historic peace deal"... not so fast. "the Emiratis are now saying that they only meant that they'd delayed annexation until after the November election"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Think you know baseball? Who was the last player from the Negro Leagues to appear on an MLB roster?
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
According to 'Republican Voters Against Trump', Operation "Just let Trump speak" is going along perfectly. (with video)
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The Israel-UAE agreement is an insult to the peace Palestinians and Arabs want and need
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The Israel-UAE agreement is a huge achievement on the path to peace in the Middle East
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(Screen Rant)
 
 
 
"The Batman Explores Bruce Wayne's Trauma" Wait, what trauma? Bruce Wayne is canonically well adjusted. Are they going to make up something ridiculous like his parents getting murdered and his mom's pearls falling to the ground in slow motion?
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Because Of Course He Did #43629847: repealing requirements to monitor pipelines for methane leaks
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Thu August 13, 2020
(Dayton Daily News)
 
 
 
Oh sure, you may have been indicted in a massive bribery scandal and removed as speaker of the state house of representatives, but you can keep your seat on the ethics committee
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Anthony Michael Hall caught on camera causing a ruckus. This is not a repeat from 1985
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(Twitter Donald Trump)
 
 
 
Every accusation, an admission. This is not a repeat, though it sure feels like it
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(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
Roger Stone to burnish his con man credentials by speaking about his Christian rebirth after his unfair persecution
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
So sorry for our Vancouver friends, it appears they're truly farked today
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Circus Peanut Jello Salad. Subby dares you to make it
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Wed August 12, 2020
(Some Blazed Guy)
 
Video
 
"I probably said like 20 please...please, please, please, repeatedly. It wasn't meant for us to lose when that shot went in"
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Internet Tip for Steve Addazio, head coach of CSU football. When your burner account repeatedly praises Steve Addazio and only Steve Addazio, people know it's Steve Addazio. Steve Addazio
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(CNN)
 
 
 
NASA repeatedly signaled that it was more confident in its legacy partner, Boeing (BA) (government contracts), which was developing the Starliner, a spacecraft to rival SpaceX's (private company) Crew Dragon
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(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Who would've ever guessed that a restaurant chain called Twin Peaks would allegedly be run like a sex ring
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Ari Fleischer is speaking for the Black community and he can tell you that they are not very excited about Harris VP pick at all. It's not historic like when Bush elevated Coleman Powel now that was historic
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Have you been to a speakeasy gym during the pandemic?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
This man who had a painful three month long erection from a botched nose job appears to be complaining about it, but the pictures tell a different story
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Tue August 11, 2020
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
The next 4 hour movie about elderly gangsters will appear on Apple+
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
This thread's going to be redlit. We have 15 posts right now, but it's going to go down to zero. One day, it's like a miracle, it will disappear. White House Press Conference, 5:30pm ET. It is what it is
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Has Kamala Harris been snubbed? She's scheduled to speak on night four of Dem convention, and the VP nominee is set to speak on night three
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(NPR)
 
 
 
A look at the speakers who will be getting your hopes up at the forthcoming Democratic Convention. Go away, Clintons. Just. Go. Away
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
BP worker who was fired for making a meme of his company's wage negotiations gets his job back on appeal. Just wait until Hitler hears about this
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Didn't somebody tell us that when the warm weather came, the virus would disappear? Now who was that, stubby can't quite recall
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Mon August 10, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
House Speaker Nancy Pelosi sticks her foot in Fox News' Chris Wallace's mouth for saying she 'messed up' after suggesting she "should have cut a deal" with Republicans on the stimulus relief package
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Cardi B defends Kylie Jenner's appearance in her new music video on Twitter but went and deleted the Tweets anyway
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Diamond and Silk are back on TV. Diamond and Pearl unavailable for comment
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Gym Jordan ignores a threat to the safety of college athletes. This is not a repeat of 1987-95
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Family of seven critically injured in horse and buggy collision. This is not a repeat from 1815
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Sun August 09, 2020
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Jerry Garcia died 25 years ago today. He was 53 years old. Rest in peace, Jerry
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Sat August 08, 2020
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Ten TV shows that peaked at their first season. (Subby puts a $1 on someone mentioning Rick & Morty on the left)
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Fri August 07, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Reality Winner is not, repeat not a winner
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Racing Point F1 team fined and docked points for designing their car using photographs of a Mercedes and some tracing paper. Ferrari set to appeal because that's their plan for next year
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
You might want to sit down for this, but it appears as though Donald Trump is continuing to act like an unmitigated, hypocritical, narcissistic, self-absorbed asshole
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(Some Road Commissioner)
 
 
 
If you're an elected official, don't go on a rant about masks in a public meeting. But if you do, don't also drop the N-word. But if you do, don't repeat your remarks in a radio interview
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Thu August 06, 2020
(WAFF Huntsville)
 
 
 
First he resigned as church pastor after speaking at KKK birthday party. Now AL Rep. Will Dismukes faces arrest for stealing from employer. Looks like 2020 is your year to shine, dude
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Federal workers lose challenge to ban discussing Trump's impeachment
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Upstart electro-truck maker Nikola's entire quarterly revenue - all of $36,000 - was from a solar installation for its executive chairman, with its stock going from almost $94 at its peak to $35. Somebody's hauling something
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Having learned Fed-speak, China's central bank says it will make policy more flexible and targeted, tough and compassionate, day but night
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Hilton sees massive drop in staying power. This is not a repeat from 2005
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Former WWE wrestler claims on Facebook he once made a man disappear, now he's made his Facebook post disappear
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(Wisconsin State Journal)
 
 
 
NCAA recoils in horror as student athletes appear to gain sentience
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
Oh, for peat's sake
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
BC Appeal Court deems woman's requested job title to be too cool
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Wed August 05, 2020
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Huge fire hits the center of a Middle Eastern city. This is not a repeat from 18 hours ago
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(Task and Purpose)
 
 
 
The US Army's new JUDI robot will be able to speak fluent profanity and soldier slang, tell you where the fark Sarah Connor is
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Guns & Roses reschedule European tour dates for 2021. No word if they'll be headlining Reading & LUH LUH LUH LUH LUH LEEDS LEEDS
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Speaking of huge, deadly explosions, why do we still have nuclear weapons?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
A giant Hindu deity is appearing in Times Square today. Who could POSSIBLY have an issue with that?
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
"There is a degree of anti-science feeling in this country," Fauci said. [OBVIOUS] and [MURICA] tags offer no comment, citing death threats made against them after prior appearances
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Good news: Biden Is Polling Better Than Clinton At Her Peak Bad news: she did lead by more in certain key states. Good news: Biden's over 50% most places
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Pubic Hair Authentic Leather having a tough time with Māori speakers in New Zealand
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
Sugar-free peanut butter. Yuck or yum?
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Tue August 04, 2020
(Twitter Donald Trump)
 
 
 
War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Retreat is victory
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(CNN)
 
 
 
After his tracheotomy, Val Kilmer says he feels a lot better than he sounds, which when you hear him speak, you realize it's very, very fortunate
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I have bipolar disorder and that, combined with perimenopause, can be rough on my husband and son. My moods aren't some bump in the road that might disappear if only I did enough yoga. How can I make sure my 9 year-old understands this?"
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
Weeners
 
Dear Deidre: I recently came across a photo of my wife holding a stripper's manhood. He was at attention and she was smiling. It made me feel sick to my stomach. She knows I have a terrible complex, and he was twice my size. Should I speak up?
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Mon August 03, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
In August, 2020 the phrase "Republican turnout crisis" first began to appear in headlines
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Diseases desperate grown, by desperate appliance are relieved, or not at all." Shakespeare's home to reopen for tours despite continuing pandemic
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Twitter on the day some of its most high-profile accounts were hacked: This MUST have been an inside job, our system is too secure for even the most sophisticated hacker to penetrate. Now: by which we mean a 17-year old kid spear-phished us
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(SecondNexus)
 
 
 
Trump claims 'jobs will disappear' if Biden is elected. Anyone want to tell him?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
An exhaustive list of all 44 Academy Award nominees who have appeared in a Star Wars film
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Nobel Peace Prize winner John Hume has died at age 83. Brit Hume unavailable for comment
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Sun August 02, 2020
(Salon)
 
 
 
"The most striking peculiarity of this bizarre era is that a man like Trump could command the national stage and the media's attention for the better part of five years. That fact does not speak well of the condition of American civil society"
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
The realities of camping with kids got you down? Lampoon 'em like grandma and get some peace with this nifty roof tent
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(CNN)
 
 
 
If you think that Chinese actor looks or sounds familiar, it's because it was James Hong who help break Asian stereotypes in Hollywood over the course of his 600+ film and television appearances
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Russia's anti-doping whistleblower speaks out before he drinks Polonium tea, falls out of a window, and lands on a bunch of bullets
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Sat August 01, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
He and his mom soaked peaches in bourbon, grilled them with some brown sugar and served it over grilled angel food cake topped with whipped cream and candied bacon. Mmmm, soaked peaches and candied bacon
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Fri July 31, 2020
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Shakespeare invented the romantic comedy trope. No wonder they all seem like repeats today
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
European oncologists would like you to know: Damn the virus, full treatment ahead
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
After repeated allegations of a toxic work environment, Ellen finally responds: "Overzealous staffer"
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Thu July 30, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Unsealed Epstein/Maxwell documents specifically name Trump impeachment attorney Alan Dershowitz as a child rapist. Also mentioned: "sex with the owner of a large hotel chain"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Shiat just got real: The co-founder of the ultra-conservative Federalist Society just called for Trump's immediate re-impeachment
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(Politico)
 
 
 
For the people that actually WORK on Capitol Hill, Rep Gohmert's positive coronavirus test was a breaking point, and they are speaking out about an environment where mostly GOP members refuse to wear masks, berate staffers that do, and don't allow working from home
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(Constitution Center)
 
 
 
Today in "Civics Things You Probably Didn't Know but are Relevant Today": If a president isn't chosen with an election by January 20th, the Speaker of the House becomes the acting president
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Baby red panda born in Berlin zoo. I repeat, baby red panda. This is not a drill
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Mystery of Stonehenge's giant stones finally solved. Kooked-up worshipers can now die peacefully knowing they came from the same quarry
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Wed July 29, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
POTUS to speak at John Lewis' funeral
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Appeals court says Ashley Judd can sue Harvey Weinstein for trying to wreck her career
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
Best redhead in a TV series thread. Subby votes for Vicki Lewis on Newsradio. Difficulty: must appear in more than 3 episodes
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
"Hello. Jessica speaking."...... "RRRAARRWHHGWWR"
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
A deep, dark sci fi short film about traveling to parallel dimensions. Maybe. Kinda. Very not safe for work. Repeat, very not safe for work. Why is it not safe for work? Um, you'll find out
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Tue July 28, 2020
(We Got This Covered)
 
 
 
Remember in Avengers: Endgame when Smart Hulk just suddenly appeared and said it took him 18 months to become Smart Hulk? Well looks like Marvel is going to show us what happened during those 18 months
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
According to this DailyFail headline, "Britney Spears Demands Attention" just because she's posing with a ton of henna body art and green bikin--what? She actually said "I demand attention"? Never mind
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
NYC speak-easy gets "86'd." This is not a repeat from 1928
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Want football? Pray the NFL doesn't repeat MLB's mistakes
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Massive storm results in Eel McPherson disappearing from New Zealand pond, presumably by hovercraft
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Mon July 27, 2020
(Eater)
 
 
 
First they came for the wings, and I did not speak out for I was having mozzarella sticks
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(CNN)
 
 
 
NASA will launch a balloon the size of a football field to study how stars form. Giant pea-shooter standing by to bring it down
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
"Mysterious" next-gen Xbox controller appears online. TL/DR, it looks like an Xbox controller
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Volkswagen complicit in human rights abuses. This is not a repeat from the early 1940s
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Republicans and Democrats both want Mueller to do a repeat visit to Congress, but not now
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(Politico)
 
 
 
National Security Adviser Robert O'Brien tests positive for the Coronavirus. Luckily for Trump he rarely meets with or even speaks to his National Security team, so he should be totally fine
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Sun July 26, 2020
(Premier League)
 
 
 
The historic 2019/20 Premier League wraps up. Leicester, Chelsea, and Man. United fight for European spot. Aston Villa, Bournemouth, and Watford try to stay up. All the rest just want to get home and drink. Matches take over NBC channels at 11 AM ET
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(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
I'd like to speak to your fire department manager
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Sat July 25, 2020
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Fleetwood Mac co-founder Peter Green has passed away peacefully in his sleep at age 73. Oh, Well
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Debate about states rights vs federal powers erupts. This is not a repeat from 1860
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
You know what would make 2020 complete? How about a war between Turkey and Greece. No wait, that's not crazy enough... how about a war between Turkey and the entire European Union? (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
In a federal filing last week, the RNC reported spending $14,000 on "building maintenance" -- which now appears to be a misspelling of "masks for ourselves"
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Fri July 24, 2020
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
CannaSexual: Not just a 70s thing. "I came so hard, like repeatedly, and afterward I just hugged [my boyfriend] and cuddled up in his arms and just felt full-on blissed-out all over my body"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Biden is now up by 13 in Florida and has 20-point lead on "who do you trust to handle the Pandemic". Apparently there are a lot of single issue voters in FL, and that issue is "not dying from a plague like a medieval peasant"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Donnie doesn't speak for the 'Silent Majority.' Unless they're serial adulterers who raw dog porn stars, and if that's the case they all be quiet because they'd all be getting some
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