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Thu July 19, 2018
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Remember the non-partisan Oathkeepers? "This is both a protest against Maxine Waters' incitement of terrorism, and a stand for ICE and the Border Patrol, as they enforce the perfectly constitutional immigration and naturalization laws"
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Mon July 16, 2018
(Vice)
 
 
 
In other news, the Cossacks still exist
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Tue July 10, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Customs and Border Patrol interrogate woman and daughter because they have different last names, demand mom get letter from husband before traveling next time
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Mon July 09, 2018
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The Pool Patrol adds another member to their unemployment support group after apartment manager calls police on black man for wearing socks
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Thu July 05, 2018
(CBC)
 
 
 
And now we have U.S. Border Patrol stopping Canadian fishing vessels in Canadian waters looking for illegal immigrants
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Fri June 29, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
It seems that along with "Permit Patty," "Pool Patrol Paula" has also lost her job after her shenanigans went viral
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Tue June 26, 2018
(Politico)
 
 
 
White House insists its "zero tolerance" border policy has not changed even as Customs and Border Patrol announces they won't be doing that anymore because they have neither the manpower or resources to enforce this insane idea any more
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Thu June 21, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
For some reason police are less likely to patrol areas where they're absolutely hated. On the positive side, it's never been a better time for drugs, hookers, muggings
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(Texas Monthly)
 
 
 
Border Patrol agent that resigned after being arrested for child pornography hired as a case manager to deal with imprisoned immigrant children. Only the best people
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Mon June 18, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
This just in from the Border Patrol: please don't call them cages. I mean, yes, we are holding children in cages, but we prefer you don't call them cages. Kthxbye
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Thu June 14, 2018
(Politico)
 
 
 
In April Trump dramatically ordered US troops to "the border". What have they been doing since they got there? "In one assignment, soldiers are actually feeding and shoveling out manure from the stalls of the Border Patrol's horses"
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Unfamiliar with aerial photography, Arizona group determines white crosses painted on ground expose an "international pedophile conspiracy for the benefit of global elites"
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Wed June 13, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
So now Border Patrol is intimidating reporters
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Mon June 11, 2018
(Fox 5 San Diego)
 
 
 
If you've been leaving large concrete blocks in the middle of the highway at night, the California Highway Patrol and a lot of angry drivers would really like to drop one on your head
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Tue June 05, 2018
(Economist)
 
 
 
Pioneered by Microsoft as "embrace, extend and extinguish", all American tech giants now actively patrol the "kill zone", eliminating startups and scaring off any VCs inclined to fund them
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Sat June 02, 2018
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Ireland gives the UK two weeks to come up with some actual Brexit border patrol plans
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Sat May 26, 2018
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Border Patrol changes its story, but 20-year-old Claudia Gonzalez is still dead
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Fri May 25, 2018
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Border Patrol declares illegal immigrant season open
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Mon May 21, 2018
(NPR)
 
 
 
"Also, we will mention the irony of the pig in a police car now so that anyone that thinks they're funny is actually unoriginal and trying too hard," the police said on social media
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Mon May 14, 2018
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Guess we need a live-action Doom Patrol drama
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Fri May 11, 2018
(WISTV)
 
 
 
If an arrestee can kick out a window of a patrol car and jump onto a highway while the vehicle is moving, and later kick out the window of a 2nd patrol car that comes to help, maybe you need to update your cars, South Carolina
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Fri May 04, 2018
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Underwear clad guy brings bottle of vegetable oil to taser fight
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Wed April 25, 2018
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
As Trump has noted, the bad hombres commit crimes such as kidnapping, assault, rape, and gun and drug running. And that's just the border patrol agents
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Sun April 22, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
There, that should solve everything, right? We're all good now, right? Look, I'm just the Sheriff, it's not like I have to power to arrest and charge him with murder or anything. I mean, let's not be hasty here
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Mon April 09, 2018
(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
The Border Patrol has thousands of job openings it can't fill. If only there were a pool of labor nearby willing to do the jobs Americans won't do
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Sat March 31, 2018
(Some Florida Guy)
 
 
 
Sometimes, when you have had a long day, there's nothing better than having a few drinks before passing out in a supermarket with a partially eaten and unpaid for chicken breast on your chest
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Mon March 26, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photographer who spent 10 years documenting militarization of the U.S.-Mexico border, on paramilitary patrols: "I don't question their patriotism. Their effectiveness is another matter"
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