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Tue August 11, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Kentuckians are outraged at Yertle
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Mon August 10, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Guy in the red shirt: Son, I am disappoint. Guy in the blue shirt: Facepalm
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(National Review)
 
 
 
Democrats will rue the day for trying to kill the filibuster
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Sat August 08, 2020
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Trump signs raft of legally-dubious executive orders which aren't entirely evil
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Fri August 07, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Get ready for the Greater Recession
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Thu August 06, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Listen, the only thing I know how to do is give money to rich people. Helping out average people is not my thing
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Wed August 05, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Stung by accusations by Democrats about their "investigations" of Biden, Senators Grassley and Johnson issues statements that "я не распространяю российскую дезинформацию" err..*shuffle their notes* "I am not spreading Russian disinformation"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Paragon of leadership and character, Yertle turtles his way out of COVID talks
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Tue August 04, 2020
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Even if he loses today's GOP Senate Primary, Kris Kobach, and his enablers, including President Trump, may well have paved the way for Kansas to elect its first Democratic Senator since 1932
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(Courier-Journal)
 
 
 
As expected by everyone outside of Democratic Party insiders, red state voters prefer the pro-Trump Republican to the pro-Trump Democrat
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Mon August 03, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
That smile. It's the kid with the expensive toys, who ruined the game if he couldn't be in charge; all grown up
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
After opposing the Michigan lockdown and exposing COVID-5G as a hoax, patriot-hero Republican lawmaker discovers he has contracted the virus. Now furiously searching for a way to blame Democrats or his cell phone
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Sat August 01, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Good news, according to about 20 Republican senators, we've done enough for the people. Let them eat cake
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Fri July 31, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Wisconsin Republicans 'stand ready' to say 'cheese it' to mask requirement
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Thu July 30, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
One. Per. Minute
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Wed July 29, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Republicans hark back to the days of fiscal responsibility, balk at funding new FBI building in virus relief bill
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(Politico)
 
 
 
It seems 2020 has been a brutal year so far for Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell ...and it keeps getting even worse
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Tue July 28, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
"Getting to Yes" is the classic text on neotiating strategies taught in most business and law sin the country these days. Mitch McConnell seems to be gathering his notes for writing a sequel "Gettng to No Farking Way, Have You Lost Your Mind?"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump Shats Himself Over Pandemic is the headline my brain wanted to see
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
The Senate HEELS Act will include another $1,200 check delivered to you by either Rowdy Roddy Piper or the Iron Sheik
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(CNN)
 
 
 
House Democrats prepared to give up the $600 federal unemployment enhancement, conceding that it serves as a disincentive to go back to work
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(Politico)
 
 
 
McConnell claims businesses NEED immunity from Covid-related lawsuits to prevent an "Epidemic" of litigation. Though, so far, it's not even a "mild flu". There are 4 million Coronvirus cases in the US, but only 185 covid-related personal injury suits
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(Jewish Daily Forward)
 
 
 
Sen. David Perdue (R-GA) digitally enlarges opponent Jon Ossoff's nose in attack ad. Why yes, Ossoff is Jewish, why do you ask?
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Mon July 27, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
The Senate GOP rolls out their big plan for Coronavirus relief: Do something the labor department told them back in March would be impossible, and individually peg unemployment benefits at 70% of whatever a person's paycheck used to be
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Sat July 25, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Fairfax, VA's Robert E. Lee High School has been renamed to honor John Lewis. Surely no one will have a problem with that
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Fri July 24, 2020
(Fox 10 Phoenix)
 
 
 
No-one told these guys The X-Files was cancelled
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(ElectoralVote)
 
 
 
Today's Electoral-Vote.com map ups the number of electoral votes from states which Biden leads by at least 10 percentage points to 252. Meanwhile scroll down for the GOP trying to "deratfark" the Kansas Senate race & for a profile of Tammy Duckworth
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Conservatives find a new line of attack against a 79-year old man who has advised six presidents as the nation's foremost infectous disease specialist: He doesn't throw a baseball very well
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(Politico)
 
 
 
GOP support for GOP pandemic aid bill collapses leaving GOP with no bill, no clue
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Thu July 23, 2020
(Center for Public Integrity)
 
 
 
Leader of the White House Coronavirus Task Force, Dr. Deborah Birx warns 11 cities must take "aggressive" action to stem their epidemic. Offers no help
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Tea Party rises up against McConnell's relief plan. In other news, the Tea Party is still a thing
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Tue July 21, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Turtle blinked
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Well that didn't take long. "Trump throws wrench into coronavirus bill negotiations with Senate Republicans". You know, the negotiations with senators from his own party and have they checked to make sure it's a wrench and not just feces?
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Republicans conspire in Oval Lair to dodge pandemic blame, starve citizens into being covid fodder, and shield corporations from wrongful death lawsuits
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Mon July 20, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
"GOP leaders head to White House as virus crisis deepens". Note: NOT "Congressional Leaders" as one might expect in the face of a national crisis, just Republican ones
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Nancy prepares for showdown with Yertle over Coronavirus relief
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Surgeon General: Look. If we're going to have a federal mask mandate we're going to need to be sending more stormtroopers into the streets like we did in Portland. And since you all didn't seem to like the stormtroopers, we can't have masks. Get it?
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Sun July 19, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Senate Republicans: The CDC needs more money for testing and tracing. White House: You'll get nothing and like it
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Sat July 18, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
GOP senators realize that their home states are experiencing a coronavirus surge. Hell of a wake-up call
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Fri July 17, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
It's unfair to say Mitch McConnell is doing "nothing" on the pandemic crisis. In fact he working VERY hard on doing the WRONG thing: Giving businesses state and federal immunity from covid-related lawsuits until 2024, retroactive to December 2019
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Hey y'all, the $600 federal unemployment benefit isn't going to expire on July 31 after all. (◕‿◕) ...Because it's going kaput on July 26 ( ._.)
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Thu July 16, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
75% of Americans don't want to send kids to school in the fall. Trump and DeVos to double down on reopening the schools in 3..2..1
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Wed July 15, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Nobody wants to head the Congressional committee to oversee how the Adminstration misspent $500 billion for coronavirus relief. General consensus is "leave this mess for Joe"
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
Nobody wants to go to this year's Republican convention. Coronavirus inconsolable
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Sat July 11, 2020
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
So... what is the relationship between Ann Coulter and Kris Kobach? Because that seems to be the nidus of her new-found hatred of McConnell. Curious minds and all that
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Fri July 10, 2020
(The Week)
 
 
 
You want someone to blame for Trump running out the clock on his tax returns? Blame House Democrats
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Unemployed to earn $600 less weekly
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Thu July 09, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Amy McGrath doesn't need to win, she just needs to force Mitch to spend $80 million in Kentucky that he was planning to spend helping other Republican Senate races nationwide
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Wed July 08, 2020
(BGR)
 
 
 
There will be no additional stimulus check
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Let's imagine some worst-case scenarios for 2020 and the Coronavirus in the political field
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
What if the GOP threw a corona-party and no one showed up?
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Tue July 07, 2020
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
White House adviser Peter Navarro on Trump's refusal to wear masks:"There's nothing more to squeeze from that orange." Subby is not sure that President Trump likes to be referred to as that
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The only logical conclusion is that liberal voters are afraid of women in power
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The White House is trying to plug intel leaks and having the usual success rate of a Trump-run operation
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Thu July 02, 2020
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Did anyone actually think that, even in the midst of a pandemic, Jersey politicians would pass up the opportunity to enrich themselves and their buddies?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Senate Republicans and Olympic gymnast McKayla Maroney are unimpressed by Trump's threat to veto a military spending bill over the issue of renaming bases named after enemy generals. Maybe they want to be the party of Lincoln again
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Republicans realize Trump's threat to veto a ban on confederate names will be an ass-biter
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Wed July 01, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
♫ Hello foreclosure crisis my old friend ♪ I've come to talk with you again ♬
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Remember when the GOP used the term "flip flopper" as a derogatory slur to sink John Kerry's presidential bid? Good times, good times
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Kellyanne Conway says Americans should wear masks and prioritize opening of schools over bars, also global warming is real and the rich should pay more taxes. Ok, ok, not the last two, but still, if that's not progress, I am not sure what is
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Yertle warns Democrats not to mess with the filibuster rule if they win control of the chamber in November, as he would never do such a thing
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Tue June 30, 2020
(Vox)
 
 
 
KY Primary: Booker done, McGrath to take on King Koopa
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Even Fox and Friends is telling Donnie to wear a mask
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Mon June 29, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
McConnell grows a backbone and finally stands up to Trump. Says there should be no stigma if you choose to wear a mask
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Thu June 25, 2020
(Forbes)
 
 
 
So, that 2nd stimulus check, well turns out Steve doesn't think you need one, but hey don't worry, the next "stimulus" is going to be "jobs" focused. You might say, it will have a laser like focus on "jobs"
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Wed June 24, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
South Carolina African American Republican Tim Scott gives GOP colleagues a sampling of the racism he faces everyday on his efforts to reform the police
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Trump's influence in the NC and Kentucky primaries pays dividends
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Tue June 23, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Georgia Republicans "read the room" and decide that , on second thought, maybe including cops as a protected class in the state's first-ever hate crime bill ISN'T such a good idea right now after all
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Mon June 22, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump at rally: So I told my people to slow down Covid testing because all these new cases were making me Look bad. White House spokesman: OF COURSE Trump was joking JEEZ. Reporter to Trump today: But, did you, tho? Trump: "weellllllll.., see"
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(The US Sun)
 
 
 
Hold out all you people who have been living off the measly $1,200 the US government gave you way back when, a second coronavirus stimulus payment could be approved by Congress by August 8. Maybe it will last you until the second wave passes
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Sat June 20, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Mitch McConnell shellshocked after protesters descend on his home chanting "NO JUSTICE, NO SLEEP"
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Thu June 18, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
Uh-oh. Looks like Dick Durbin hurt the feelings of the GOP's one black friend
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Wed June 17, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
The Senate GOP unveils a police reform bill, because when it's time to tackle the issues of institutional corruption and systemic racism, the first people the nation always turns to for a solution is a bunch of old white guys
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Scientists discover there's no such thing as a "small edit" to the genetic code of human embryos
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(Politico)
 
 
 
It seems Mitch McConnell has really gone off the deep end, he's now speeding up the police bill, challenging Democrats to get it passed before election day
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump: INFRASTRUCTURE NOW. Grassley: LOLNO
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(MSN)
 
 
 
SO THAT'S why Donnie fired all the Inspectors General
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Mon June 15, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Trent Lott gets a fancy new job at a lobbying firm after being fired from his previous lobbying gig. Remember when he was mocked in The Phantom Menace? Funny how that predicted reality
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Larry Kudlow defends covering up what companies received PPP bailouts
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Sat June 13, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Damn stupid, check. Almost criminal... Getting closer
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Fri June 12, 2020
(Chattanooga Times Free Press)
 
 
 
Fear not, for Tennessee is fighting back against the scourge of its own employees and all that fancy "book-learnin" and "higher edjumacation"
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Thu June 11, 2020
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Mitch McConnell winces at new "Chokehold Mitch" moniker, recalling failed MMA aspirations
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Wed June 10, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Yertle's beginning to blink on BLM
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Tue June 09, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Top Congressional Democrats, including Nancy Pelosi and the leaders of the Congressional Black Congress, have no interest in Defunding the Police and think the idea is "easily caricatured by demagogues and Republicans"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Lobbying firm severs ties with former Sen. Trent Lott (R-Miss.) following days of anti-racism protests across the country. When asked for a response, Lott said, "I would never have problems like this if Strom Thurmond had been elected president"
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Mon June 08, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Amazingly, Congressional Democrats managed to create a bill that might actually reduce police brutality
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
During the pandemic, we must ask ourselves, "Where the hell was Congress?"
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Sat June 06, 2020
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Fark you poor people
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Thu June 04, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Pandemic unemployment claims reach a staggering 42.6 million
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Wed June 03, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Hey Steve, can you check the shocks while you're down there?
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(Axios)
 
 
 
#MoscowMitch blocks a resolution that would have condemned the use of tear gas and rubber bullets against peaceful protesters. Subby wants the filter turned off for this thread to properly express his feelings
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Mon June 01, 2020
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Trump 'was not built for times like this'
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Thu May 28, 2020
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Twitter's head of site integrity also refers to Kellyanne Conway as Kellyanne of Green Goebbels
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Wed May 27, 2020
(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
"The Senate Majority Leader said that the next round of federal aid cannot be used to help states with "pre-existing" fiscal issues." Well, I guess that leaves out all the red states
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Tue May 26, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
"Back to work" bonuses may become a real thing if you want to die for shareholders profits
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Whitmer's husband plays the always helpful "don't you know who I am?" card
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Mon May 25, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Kentucky Flu-Klux-Klan protesters hung an effigy of Governor Beshear outside his home. While he was present. Along with his wife and children
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Fri May 22, 2020
(Vox)
 
 
 
Yertle is sabotaging Trump's re-election campaign
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Thu May 21, 2020
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Democrats demand to know if recently ousted Inspector General was ousted for looking into Department of Transportation Secretary Elaine Chao's sending KY bucketloads of contracts to help husband Senator Mitch McConnell
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(The Hour)
 
 
 
"JFC you Bernie or Busters, quit your stupid BS bashing of Democrats and help us win the country back from these corrupt fascists." Signed: A) Clintonistas? B) Biden Bros? or C) Senator B. Sanders (I-Vermont)?
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Tue May 19, 2020
(CREW)
 
 
 
The slow motion Saturday Night Massacre rolls on, this time with an IG investigating Mitch's wife
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump last year: I want John Ratcliffe to be my DNI. Senate Intel Cmte: hell no, he's a partisan hack who lied on his resume. Trump now: I want John Ratcliffe to be my DNI. GOP Sens: Sure, why the hell not? Not like anything matters any more *glug*
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Fri May 15, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
You'll never guess who is being named as possible successor to Burr as Intelligence chairman
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Thu May 14, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Over/under on how many of these beaming specimens of health are still kicking this time next month?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Kansas' vacant Senate seat may go blue thanks to Kris Kobach getting the Republican nomination. "All the whores and politicians and Mitch McConnell will look up and shout 'Save us'... and Mike Pompeo looks down and whispers 'No.'"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Sen. Bernie just screwed us all
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Despicable He
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Wed May 13, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
It looks like GOP senators, who once voted in lockstep to support FISA-sanctioned government surveillance of citizens, are now poised to vote against it. Difficulty: Because it makes it too risky for Trump to collude with Putin
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Yertle wants to see how many people will die before spending more on Coronavirus
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(Politico)
 
 
 
GOP: Look Dr. Fauci, at first it was cool you were so knowledgeable and your reassuring presence really helped keep America calm, but honestly we are now SO over your stubborn insistence on using "facts' and "evidence" ALL the time
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The (not so well) regulated militia plans to terrorize Michigan on Thursday
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"I'm sure Mitch is aware that a grown ass black man who happens to be a former president has agency to speak his mind on how his successor is managing this crisis, especially since his successor has yet to keep 'his mouth shut' about him.'"
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Tue May 12, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
House Dems set vote for Friday on $3T wishlist coronavirus relief bill. Sure to go nowhere in the GOP-led Senate, but one can wish
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Trump: coronavirus rates are dropping rapidly. WH task force data: about that
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Trump to governors: Coronavirus-related restrictions on people in the states are a threat to Freedom. Trump to White House staff: Wear a mask at work or leave the building
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Mon May 11, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Republicans have already decided that Trump is going to lose, so they're moving to hamstring Biden, hoping for a backlash in 2022
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Sat May 09, 2020
(Minn Post)
 
 
 
How can you tell if a legislator is a Republican? You can see when their lips are moving
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Fri May 08, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Yertle and his cronies want to hold off on more Coronavirus relief because if the virus won't kill the blue states, maybe poverty will
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Thu May 07, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
GOP-controlled Senate successfully upholds Trump's veto of Iran War Powers resolution
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Yertle encouraged not to be a murderous asshole by the rest of the GOP
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Mitch McConnell Insists on screwing sick workers by protecting businesses from liability for them getting sick. Unsurprisingly, people have a problem with this
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Wed May 06, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Still don't understand how a pandemic can become this political. Then Subby remembers: the president is a moron
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Tue May 05, 2020
(Vox)
 
 
 
Mitch McConnell says to hell with approving more coronavirus stimulus, remains laser-focused on the Republican takeover of all judgeships
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Mon May 04, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Sure, I'll sign another relief bill. But first, I want you to do me a favor
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Sun May 03, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Donald Trump has a four-step plan to make as many sacrifices as he is willing to make
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Sat May 02, 2020
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
"The Michigan GOP's secession plan for COVID-19"
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Fri May 01, 2020
(Forbes)
 
 
 
We're Number 2. We're Number 2
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Wed April 29, 2020
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Amy McGrath (D) is giving Moscow Mitch (R) a run for his kickbacks and bribe money, might actually have a shot at this
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(Politico)
 
 
 
On second thought, let's not go to Washington. It is a silly place
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
GOP facing mounting pressure to get much, much tougher with Donnie
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The Infrastructure Week promised by the next COVID-19 bill has been postponed due to overturned turtle
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump: "Oh, you want some of this sweet bailout cash for your state? Cool. How many immigrants have you turned over to me this week?"
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Tue April 28, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Like a turtle in a knife fight in an alley
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(Fark)
 
 
 
So my GF works for a guy that's supposed to be closed due to the lockdown, but is making his employees come to work, and just got an SBA loan over a million dollars by saying that he's closed. How do I report this scumbag?
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(Vice)
 
 
 
UFO Videos "Only scratch the surface" of what the Pentagon knows according to conspira... I mean former Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Robert Reich is a ray of sunshine, isn't he?
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Mon April 27, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
If one receives a stimulus check and that person writes "Fark You" in front of Donald Trump's name, will they still be able to cash that check? Asking for a friend
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Sat April 25, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
White House considering legal immunity for businesses who get their workers and customers infected with coronavirus
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Fri April 24, 2020
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
"Just give me my money back, senator"
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(Common Dreams)
 
 
 
Trump and McConnell block increase to SNAP funding, because it's not like there are any new broke hungry people in America at the moment
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Wed April 22, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
McConnell: So, instead of us doing our jobs and helping the states devastated by the pandemic, how about we let the states file bankruptcy and screw over their bondholders and vendors? Cause that'll REALLY help the economy recover when this is over
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
"On second thought, maybe that small business money really should go to big business". 5-letter word ending in "I T C H"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Stiglitz sticksit on Trump. Oh my
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump and pretty much everyone in Congress: "Americans need more relief while we deal with this pandemic." Mitch McConnell: "OBJECTION"
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Mon April 20, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Donnie and Congress near a deal on small business and hospital aid after somebody gives him a Happy Meal with an extra prize
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Republicans: we demand a $90B tax break for real estate investors. Also Republicans: $25B for virus testing is way too much
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Sun April 19, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Trump fires up the IMAX projector again, declaring that Democrats are on"endless vacation" during the coronavirus crisis
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Fri April 17, 2020
(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Kentucky Republicans cheer their successful troll to make voting harder during a pandemic
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Wed April 15, 2020
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Guess who tried to gut CDC program directed at detecting and responding to infectious-disease outbreaks? If you guessed Trump, you'd be wrong, but it's probably your next guess
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Tue April 14, 2020
(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
As you join the parade to rain down coronavirus outrage on the Cheeto-in-Charge, don't forget he would be completely impotent (politically speaking) without the protection of the Turtle in the Senate
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Chuck Schumer and Money Sniffer may reach another Coronavirus relief deal
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