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Tue July 17, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
We got a Code Blue Shell. TURTLE'S RUNNING. GET THE SOUP POT
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Mon July 16, 2018
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Sacha Baron Cohen's inaugural episode of "Who is America?" managed to knock Trent Lott and Bernie Sanders down a peg
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Sun July 15, 2018
(MSN)
 
 
 
Former congressman Joe Walsh isn't going to stand back and let a comedian make him look like a dumbass. No, he has that covered well enough on his own
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Sat July 14, 2018
(Politico)
 
 
 
Joe Manchin to Democrats: "I'm 71 years old, and you can kiss my ass because I'm voting for Trump's nominee"
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Fri July 13, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
House Republicans to force vote on abolishing ICE so that America can know just where our lawmakers stand on the issue
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Tue July 10, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Senataur Rand Paul pledges to grandstand and complain right before voting in lockstep with all other Republicans on Kavanaugh, because that's his thing, baby
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Fri July 06, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Indiana Republicans come together to demand a resignation from a grope-happy attorney general
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Thu July 05, 2018
(WPRI Rhode Island)
 
 
 
Remember when the Rhode Island Democratic Party endorsed a pro-Trump former Republican over a sitting state Rep? Yeah, about that
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Tue July 03, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
McConnell: "Sure sucks about all these school shootings. Hope you all can find someone to actually fix it"
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Fri June 29, 2018
(MRC TV)
 
 
 
Back in 2013 McConnell told democrats they would regret implementing "the nuclear option". Guess they should have listened
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Thu June 28, 2018
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Is that even legal? Darth Turtle: 'I will make it legal'
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Wed June 27, 2018
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Jeff Flake dangerously close to doing something besides talk
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Tue June 26, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Secretary Chao demands that protesters let her husband eat his lettuce and strawberries in peace
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Cryin' Chuck Schumer of the failing Democrat Party, admonishes Maxine Waters for advocating confrontation of members of the Trump Administration
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Thu June 21, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Emotional Geraldo rips open Hannity like he's Al Capone's vault: "When did we become the party of child abuse?"
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Tue June 19, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
The turtle has flipped
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Mon June 18, 2018
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Well, it all makes sense when you realize that one has threatened to destroy America in a bath of fire, and the other is much, much worse
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Tue June 12, 2018
(Politico)
 
 
 
GOP concerned about Trump's escalating feud with Canada, continue to not do anything about it
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Thu June 07, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
GOP Sen re-election Committee: the peasants will be so thrilled at the scraps we threw them in the tax bill that "You're Welcome" will be the only slogan we'll need to cruise to victory. GOP senators: so, uhhhh, what's "Plan B"? Asking for a friend
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Turtle hides in his shell, laments that he can't do anything about Trump's tariffs
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Tue June 05, 2018
(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Michigan state senator declares "recreational marijuana users could fail drug tests..., resulting in more people on public assistance... This would be unsustainable and make the Lost Decade look like the good ole days," TL;DR - Reefer madness lives
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Sun June 03, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Republican senators polling themselves to find their agenda
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump allies have Trey Gowdy's tiny little head in their crosshairs after he shoots down Trump's 'Spygate' theory
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Sat June 02, 2018
(CBS 19 Tyler)
 
 
 
Head turtle soon to be longest-serving head turtle in history of turtledom, will be known for his many accomplishments including ... um.... that one time he... er... oh, and that other thing, too
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Fri May 25, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Mitch Hunt
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Wed May 23, 2018
(Quartz)
 
 
 
It's not quite "I'm with Her" bad, but the new Democratic slogan is still bad enough to lose the Democrats the elections in November
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Teacher takes KY GOP house majority leader to school in primary
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Mon May 21, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Fox News' Maria Baritomo: DOJ, FBI, IRS, CIA "were all involved in trying to take down Donald Trump" No word on whether the Reverse Vampires, the Trilateral Commission, or Steve Gutenberg were also in on it
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Sat May 19, 2018
(CNBC)
 
 
 
The Farm Bill, a massive handout to Red State America that was always easy to pass, was taken hostage and shot to death by the House Freedom Caucus. Tired of all that winning yet?
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Fri May 18, 2018
(Politico)
 
 
 
Democrats aren't responding to Trump's insults. It's called a strategy which, since it calls for Democrats to do nothing, is considered a good strategy. I would think pointing out Trump's a moron would win every election but that's just me
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Wed May 16, 2018
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Trump lied. The other Trump, too. Sen committee says Russia favored Trump in 2016. NK says No Deal to denuclearize. Libs won the Tues primaries. Mid east still a mess. Halfway through the week, your liquor still stocked? MSNBC thread, start 8 pm EDT
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Mon May 14, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
WV Senate candidate who vowed revenge after losing last week's GOP primary has released his first new ad
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Harry Reid being treated for pancreatic cancer
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Democrats: Damn this traitorous cheeto and the shiat he brought with him. Now we can't unveil our "Better Deal" idea because the media is obsessed with TRussiagate and how we are all betrayed. Oh woe is us. We can't distract them from it
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Sat May 12, 2018
(ElectoralVote)
 
 
 
So let's see if we got this straight: a Nevada resident who placed third in the West Virginia GOP Senatorial primary plans to "sabotage" the first place finisher because he once ran for office in New Jersey. Got all that?
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Lawmakers' plan B for a Mueller firing: Carpet bomb Trump with all the evidence. Open the bay doors, boys
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Fri May 11, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Group of Republican senators calls for canceling August recess to break the logjam caused by the "historic obstruction" of Democrats
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Thu May 10, 2018
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Guess which candidate in West Virginia Senate race Trump called
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Wed May 09, 2018
(Politico)
 
 
 
Republicans are being hamstrung by McCain's absence
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Sun May 06, 2018
(Politico)
 
 
 
You own this, Republican establishment
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Fri May 04, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Apparently, there is such a thing as too racist for Trump's GOP
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Tue May 01, 2018
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Former Secretary of HHS, Tom Price: We've made a *teeeeeeeeeeeeerrible* mistake repealing the individual mandate
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Convicted criminal running for Senate has an interesting new ad: Cocaine Mitch blew up the coal mine, not me
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Thu April 26, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
GOP proposes Senate rules change to fast-track Trump judicial picks, kneecap Democrats' obstruction
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
All shell breaks loose as McConnell panics
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Wed April 25, 2018
(Politico)
 
 
 
Port Authority official forced to resign after video of her berating officers who pulled over car with her daughter in it surfaces. Who knew someone appointed by Chris Christie would be a jerkass who would attempt to use authority for personal gain?
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Tue April 24, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump skips "I have full confidence" with Ronny Jackson and goes for "doesn't he look tired to you?"
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Mon April 23, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump's support is beginning to crack, just like the suspension in his golf cart
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Sun April 22, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
Senator Corker offers ringing endorsement of potential replacement: "Uhhh, she's a Republican?" *awkward laughter*
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Fri April 20, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Pom-PEEE-O. Pom-PEE-EE-EE-EE-O. Daylight come and he ain't got the votes
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Thu April 19, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Nothing really new in the story, but the picture of Cory Booker yelling at a stunned turtle makes the click worthwhile
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Concern was expressed by old white guys over what would happen "if there are 10 babies on the floor of the Senate." Has this become a problem?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Republican Senator thinks it's time to move on from Russia and focus on fixing the deficit spending he voted for
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(NPR)
 
 
 
GOP working to ensure Trump doesn't fire Mueller
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
In the true spirit of bipartisanship, McTurtle to change Senate schedule to prevent vulnerable Democrats from campaigning
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Wed April 18, 2018
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Well, at least Trump's nominee to head NASA is squeaky-clean. LOL J/K
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Grassley to advance bill protecting Mueller despite McConnell's refusal to do so. TURTLE FIGHT
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(AP News)
 
 
 
In a move that is shocking to absolutely no one, Grand Turtle McConnell will not allow a bipartisanship bill protecting Mueller to come to the floor for a vote
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Fri April 13, 2018
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Trump has James Comey and Robert Mueller exactly where he wants them
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Thu April 12, 2018
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
After Paul Ryan announced he wasn't running in 2018 Mitch McConnell told Scott Jennings, a longtime senior Republican operative 'The House is lost, we have to hold the Senate'
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Wed April 11, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump and Pelosi appear the most in political ads--for the opposing side
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Mon April 09, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Why do we feel intense fear and discomfort seeing Ted Cruz's face? A leading neurologist offers some explanations for it. [WARNING: TED CRUZ'S FACE IN LINK]
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Sat April 07, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Congress is back to work next week with an agenda of nothing
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Tue April 03, 2018
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Now that the First Lady Melania's parents got their brand new green cards, the Trump administration starts to work on legislation aimed at closing immigration "loopholes". Tax loopholes still ok though
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Mon April 02, 2018
(Politico)
 
 
 
Yertle's hold on the Senate as described by fellow republicans: "It sucks"
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Thu March 29, 2018
(Politico)
 
 
 
♪ One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do / It even happens to Russian ambassadors, too ♪
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Wed March 28, 2018
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
It appears the women of the Senate have had it up to here with these monkey flipping perverts in this monkey flipping Senate
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Mon March 26, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Mitch McConnell renews push to legalize some marijuana, wholesale corruption
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Fri March 23, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
The Wisconsin GOP is so scared of the"Blue Wave" that rather than follow a judge's order to hold special elections in districts that Trump won by 14 and 18 points, they are going to call the legislature into special session to change the law
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump threatens to veto spending bill meant to avert another government shutdown, because the Democrats forgot to address the problem facing those poor DACA recipients whom he threw into limbo by removing DACA protections
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Desperate Democrats cheer the spending bill as a win
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Thu March 22, 2018
(Grabie News)
 
 
 
To the surprise of no one, the massive Republican spending bill that will heap trillions of dollars in spending on the American taxpayer has an enthusiastic supporter in one Charles Schumer (D-ebt) NY
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Congress unveils bipartisan spending package that includes $700 billion to our military and less than that for everything else combined
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