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Thu March 04, 2021
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Until our republic implodes under the weight of it?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Grievance Oriented Party said a lot of things to attract blue collar voters, but what have they actually done for them? Not much, as it turns out
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(DW)
 
 
 
Germany places its far-right, nationalist, "opponents of basic democratic order" Republican party under surveillance, saying to the U.S. "HINT, HINT"
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Wed March 03, 2021
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Party platters and taco dip recalled because they might cause symptoms of eating party platters and taco dip
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Tue March 02, 2021
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Sturgeon up for no-confidence vote over treatment of Salmon. So long Scotland and thanks for all the fish
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Mary Trump believes her uncle learned his lessons from 2016 and 2020 and will make sure he loses again in 2024 so he can make money running for president without the "stress" of being president. Grifters going to grift
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Mon March 01, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Biden hits 61% approval rating in a new poll. A reminder: Trump never got higher than 47% in a non -Rasmussen Poll and that 47% came on January 27, 2017-the week he was inaugurated
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(Cheezburger)
 
 
 
During more "normal times" we relish seeing restaurant owners call out unreasonable customers for bullshiat reviews. Now while restaurant workers and bartenders are risking their lives to cater to entitled people we find that we relish them even more
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Sun February 28, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Haiku: Ha ha ha ha ha Loser polls at 55 Ha ha ha ha ha
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Trump at CPAC: There are no divisions in the Republican party. Also Trump at CPAC: Here is every Republican who voted for my impeachment, vote them out
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(Captain Tuttle)
 
 
 
On this day in 1983 MASH 4077 bugged out and ended the Korean War
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Rick Scott (Ridiculous) claims GOP to be the "voter" party, forgets the "suppression" part
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(Some Old Guy)
 
 
 
CPAC 2021 in Orlando is missing the previously strong youth attendance & party scene. It's almost like it's become the party of old white men and no one else
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Don't have a cow, man
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Apparently at one time, the GOP had an 'idea factory' that didn't revolve around one infantile demagogue
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(Military.com)
 
 
 
Midshipman threatens citizens and makes racist comments, sues to prevent expulsion from USNA, settles. Yes, because the way to ensure a successful career is to start by suing an admiral
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Sat February 27, 2021
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
To the left: Why "Democrat party" is so popular with conservatives. To the right: Suggestions for a similar name for the GOP
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Mark Meadows claims Trump is already planning his next administration and will declare himself the presumptive nominee at CPAC
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Fri February 26, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz: "The Republican Party is not the party of the country clubs." He neglected to add, "By the way, the leader of the Republican Party is a billionaire who literally lives in a country club"
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Democrats are back on top in social media now that former reality show host is blocked from platforms
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(Syracuse Post-Standard)
 
 
 
Kevin Bacon wants to know how the Footloose town elders took over New York
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Thu February 25, 2021
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The GOP in its death throes is exactly the same as 1970's Soviet Russia - lesson from history is that the Republicans have no path to reform, Like their Soviet counterparts, their party is too far gone
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
White House hasn't decided whether the US will go out for Chinese for the 2022 Olympics
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1779, the British surrendered Fort Sackville, setting up a string of military moves that would eventually culminate in Lobelia Sackville-Baggins scheming to take over Bag End
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
When a Mommy flower and a Daddy flower love each other very much, they need a freaky third party as a go-between to help... uh, move things along. And that's why your auntie sometimes joins us for sleepovers in her black and yellow suit
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Wed February 24, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Pence still has his lips firmly attached to the wrong end of Trump's business
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(NPR)
 
 
 
That's because there were no elected Democrats flying jetliners into buildings on Sept. 11, 2001, you disingenuous traitor. How many members of the Nazi Party were judges at Nuremberg?
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(CBC)
 
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What are you doing? "Taking a ride with my Chicken"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Republicans concerned with Tanden's "incivility" gave Trump a pass, so presumably their issue is that a minority woman spoke up against oppression
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Showing the shortest of distances between the apple and the tree, Liz Cheney decides it's time to start lying
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
If Senators like Manchin, Collins, Murkowski and Romney regularly vote against positions embraced by big majorities of the American people, why do we call them moderates?
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Tue February 23, 2021
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
If Democrats don't get rid of the filibuster and pass a new Voting Rights law, they'll be at the mercy of a Trumpified Republican Party that has radicalized against democracy itself
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Join the party and we will rule the world
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(Axios)
 
 
 
In his speech on Sunday, Donald Trump will claim total control of the GOP and that he is the presumptive 2024 nominee. This is certainly not a distraction from his tax issues
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Partying their faces off over at the Biden Motel, that's where
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Mon February 22, 2021
(The Bulwark)
 
 
 
The GOP leadership's cowardice to disqualify Donald Trump and his failures means they'll live in fear of him forever. Good
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Democrats should step back and let GOP mommy and GOP daddy fight
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Typically the party out of power makes big gains in the mid-term election following a presidential one. Fortunately for the the Democrats, the GOP will be in a full blown civil war by the time primary season is over
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Anti-Trumpers are SO done with the GOP. But now what?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
There's your third party like there's no tomorrow
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Trump to tell Conservative Political Action Conference in Florida he is the Republicans' "presumptive 2024 nominee"
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(Complex)
 
 
 
Poll shows nearly half of Republicans in favor of coming out of the closet to show their pride and become openly fascist white supremacists
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Sun February 21, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Proud Boys member gets expelled from the Sacramento county GOP. His response is A: Threatening those that kicked him out and saying "F---ing minorities." B: See A, C: See B
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Sat February 20, 2021
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
More and more Republicans are growing concerned that their party's ongoing efforts to suppress votes from non-supportive populations will lead to people identifying them as the party of voter suppression
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
It's almost like decades of deliberate cynicism and catering to an increasingly far-right constituency led to this inevitable end
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Fri February 19, 2021
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Kim Kardashian gets rid of her big and famous ass
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(MEL Magazine)
 
 
 
College janitor finds just about what you'd expect in dorm rooms at a major party school while working over the semester breaks ...cash, gift cards, forgotten weed, vomit, and a lot of used condoms
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
#2 Senate Republican says GOP leaders are using "cancel culture" against party members who voted to impeach Trump
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(Pitchfork)
 
 
 
News: Prince Markie Dee of the pioneering rap group The Fat Boys dies at 52. Fark: One day before his 53rd birthday
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Thu February 18, 2021
(CBS Sacramento)
 
 
 
Fine, he'll just start his own terrorist party, with terrorist blackjack and terrorist hookers
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Pro-Trump "conservative disruptor" joins bid for Ohio senate seat, sparking growing concerns of increased political polarization and claims that Federation phaser-based weapons are superior to Romulan or Klingon disruptors
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(Local 12 Cincinnati)
 
 
 
Your friend is going to prison for injuring two teens while driving drunk. One teen suffered brain damage. The other is now permanently paralyzed. What to do? A) Get a different friend; B) Throw a party for your friend
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(Independent)
 
 
 
If your party's main theme to win is to restrict voting than maybe you need a new game plan. Or you're a Republican
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Wed February 17, 2021
(Shrimp on the Zuckerbarbie)
 
 
 
No news is bad news for Aussie farkers - Facebook bans Blokes and Sheilas from sharing or viewing Australian news content rather than comply with a law requiring they pay licensing fees for content. Maybe FB should pivot to video again
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Japan's ruling party allowing the wiminfolk to attend key meetings. Just so long as they look good and don't interrupt the men while they do their important work
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
You know you're doing some fine police work Louise when you go to an illegal boozy lockdown party then try driving home drunk and crashing into a house
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(Some concerned person)
 
 
 
Susan Collins is concerned again, this time about "good Republicans"
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Lindsey Graham concerned about the GOP's chances in 2022 because mommy and daddy are fighting
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Will obstruction finally cost the GOP?
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(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Conservative kooker Steve Bannon wants to make Trump Speaker of the House in 2023 and let him impeach Biden for stealing the election
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Tue February 16, 2021
(KNBC 4 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
The smog in LA is partly cremated Covid dead, but sure, let's put in someone who would do *less* than Gavin Newsome
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Kinzinger receives kin zingers
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(The Business Journals)
 
 
 
While other burger joints were partying in their dining rooms, Checkers was studying the blade
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Either that bread is a sexy metaphor, or Subby's dry spell has in fact been too long
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Mon February 15, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Now with no skin in the game, brave ex-Senator Flake takes aim at Trump
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(LAD Bible)
 
 
 
Sir I won't be able to make it to work because of the weather. Also please disregard that last pic I sent
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(Some Hustler)
 
 
 
Best. Funeral. Evar
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(Commentary Magazine)
 
 
 
The crazy in the national GOP is now trickling down to the state level, the local Republican parties are now going crazy
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Sun February 14, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
Hogan looks forward to creating a post-Trump Republican Party, hopes that Trump supporters will see nothing wrong with that
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Now that Trump's impeachment farce is over, the Biden administration has a new policy for dealing with the former president: Into the memory hole you go
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(Patch)
 
 
 
Patriot party formed in Wisconsin as Trump voters split from the GOP
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"The massive GOP betrayal of our democracy requires a forceful Democratic response"
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Sat February 13, 2021
(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Water main break turns party store into pool party store
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Fri February 12, 2021
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
This bears repeating: Be very careful when rescuing bears, they can rage and turn on you sending your whole rescue party fleeing for their lives
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Thu February 11, 2021
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
In career-limiting move, Reuters reporter travels from England to Japan and immediately brings mutant strain of coronavirus to party. "I broke Japanese guidelines and went out. I only went to that pub once"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The Republican party now resembles one of those crazed European extreme right-wing parties, which wouldn't be as bad if they didn't also control half of the Federal government and multiple states
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Being white and republican is a free pass
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Bitcoin breaks $48K as banks decide to join the party
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(Trust.org)
 
 
 
Dozens of former Republican officials in talks to form anti-Trump third party. So what should the name be? Difficulty: Post a funny name AND a serious name
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Wed February 10, 2021
(USA Today)
 
 
 
The most dedicated members of the Party of Personal Responsibility say it's all Trump's fault that they committed all those felonies on January 6th
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Tue February 09, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Who are you and what have you done with the real Liz Cheney?
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(Daily Tarheel)
 
 
 
UNC-Miami men's basketball game postponed after UNC players channel Florida Man
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(Detroit Metro Times)
 
 
 
Hillsdale County Republican Party voted Monday to commend Michigan Senate Majority Leader Mike Shirkey for condemning the armed protesters who stormed the state Capitol. A refreshing change of...what? Censure? Never mind, Business as usual
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Mon February 08, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Hungary Hungary homophobe caught at gay orgy becomes ironic icon
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Majority of Americans want senators to vote to convict Trump during impeachment trial
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Protip: If you're an impoverished fisherman who found a rare orange Melo pearl worth £250,000 don't celebrate your new fortune by allegedly throwing a meth party for your pals
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Republican who voted against Marjorie Taylor Greene wants 'same standard' for Democrats. Is this a joke?
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Sun February 07, 2021
(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
"Food Evolution" recalls party dips and salads after learning they hadn't been properly inspected for any "food evolution"
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(NHL)
 
 
 
How about some hockey before the big football game? It starts with the Flyers-Capitals at Noon ET on NBC, the other four at 3:00 PM ET (Kings-Knights, Blackhawks-Stars, Wings-Panthers, and Hurricanes-Jackets). It's the party before the party
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Jason Miller says Trump is happy to be out of the White House and off of Twitter. Says he is starting to relax more. Reading some medieval philosophy, a little René Descartes. Baking some sourdough bread. Thinks he might take up model railroading
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Michigan GOP goes full derp
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(Manchester Evening News)
 
 
 
Police break up illegal lockdown drinking den with ten people and two 'surprised' sheep. "The wool wasn't pulled over our eyes"
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Sat February 06, 2021
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The GOP is already revising history with how they and Trump handled the pandemic, here's a preview of how they plan to gaslight the country
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
News: Q was right. FARK: About the wrong party
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Fri February 05, 2021
(HiConsumption)
 
 
 
Eric Stratton's '59 Corvette from "Animal House" is up for sale, in case you need something to seal the deal with Mrs. Wormer at the toga party
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Team AOC and Bernie slap hands and tag it up to get President Biden in the ring and declare climate change a national emergency
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Oh no. Mike Pompeo is upset that Joe Biden is telling the world America is back. Anyway
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(CNN)
 
 
 
'Politics isn't about the weird worship of one dude'
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
64% of Republicans say they would join a Trump-led new party
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Scottish Parliament overrules the Greens and lets Trump and his golf courses off the hook. Wankers
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Wayne's World. Wayne's World. Party time. Cardi B. Uber Eats. I'm going to hurl
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
A new poll shows Republican voters prefer MTGCQ over Liz Cheney, so it's official - The GOP is now the party of QAnon and space lasers, dedicated to fighting baby-eating pedophiles
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(Some Federal Election Commission)
 
 
 
Fark favorite Fetterman files
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Thu February 04, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
"So I was rig.....ack"
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Pandemic penthouse party extraordinaire: mood lights, exotic dancers and a 100 cheeseburgers
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(Politico)
 
 
 
IL is the next state whose GOP is conducting a purge. Everybody's doin' it, doin' it, doin' it
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Migos drops lawsuit against talent lawyer as no one associates Migos with talent
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
"We need women like [Marjorie Taylor-Greene] in there, otherwise these Democrats are gonna keep eating babies and cutting the faces off of them." Not so fast, Subby is serving 'baby face appetizers' at his Superb Owl party
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
33-year-old one-eyed, arthritic, geriatric bat, enjoys sponge baths, fruit snacks and simulated flights, living his best life
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
A member of your party vocally supported a coup and called for members of the other party to be murdered. What do you do? Give her a standing ovation, of course
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Wed February 03, 2021
(NBC DFW)
 
 
 
It may be time to step back and examine your life choices when you've gone far enough off the rails to get fired by not just the GOP, but the *Texas* GOP
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Let's spin the Lindsey Graham two-faced wheel, today. Trump, not Trump, Trump, not Trump, Trump... OK, not Trump
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Liz Cheney wins the vote to stay in her GOP leadership role thanks to the vote being taken by secret ballot. A real profile in courage there, Republicans
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(NBC DFW)
 
 
 
US Soccer Hall Of Fame list narrowed to 40 candidates. Leading the way are orange slices at halftime, post-game pizza party, and participation trophies for all
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"Jewish Space Laser" is the name of Mitch McConnell's electronic klemzer band
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
"Just lay low and cool it." Fauci's Superb Owl party or sex advice?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
GOP 'should have nothing to do with' Marjorie Taylor Greene says person who recently has had nothing to do with the GOP
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The GOP has lost 15,000 voters in North Carolina since election day
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
DNCC has their 2022 message set: GOP = QAnon
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Tue February 02, 2021
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Nazi enthusiast sued for shooting woman in back with AR-15 after she tore down his swastika flag. Correction: One of his swastika flags
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Just a reminder that the minority party in the Senate is somehow still in charge
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Facebook bans page of TV network associated with coup of democratically elected government. No, not Fox News
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Ohio Dem says many in Democratic party can't understand middle class concerns. Instead, let the party of the megarich run things. They get it when the caviar runs out and when you can't get decent help
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
James Harden's strip club partying derailed 2012 NBA Finals, securing LeBron's first championship
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
At this rate, we're getting Trump/Taylor-Greene 2024
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Mon February 01, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Rep. Margarine Traitor Greene's embrace of "loony lies and conspiracy theories" are a "cancer for the Republican Party", says big ol' antifa hippie... Mitch McConnell? Uh, good luck getting that shiat back into the goose you built, buddy
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(ProPublica)
 
 
 
Sorry to hear this but it looks like the Florida Democratic Party is going to need another PPP loan to bail themselves out
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(Merriam-Webster)
 
 
 
The Merriam-Webster word of the day for February 1 is 'gadabout' as in: "I was going to go to the party this weekend, but I fuh gadabout it"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Election handicappers make sports prop bettors look sane: "White House party incumbents running in states where their party underperformed nationally in the previous presidential election have are 30 for 41 (73%) in these seats since 1982"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
After a lifetime of service to the Republican party, dozens of Bush officials are fleeing the Trump QAnon party
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Georgia GOP worries that Margarine Traitor Greene is going all General Sherman on the party next election cycle
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Sun January 31, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Rep. Adam Kinzinger is finding out how far gone the Republican base really is. While he created a website to refocus the Republican Party's "conservative principles," he is finding out the hard way what that stands for nowadays
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Article asks "what happens to a conspiracy theory driven political party?" Depends. Some get infiltrated by lizardpeople who silence them with mind control beams. Others get flat-out abducted by aliens and are never seen or heard from again
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Georgia Republicans are abandoning the party because of Trump and Greene
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Sat January 30, 2021
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Lifelong Republican Party donor takes his checkbook, quits the QAnon Trump Party
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Rod Stewart reaches plea deal for battery after the rock star punched a security guard in the ribs and made a Nazi salute while partying on New Year's Eve at luxury hotel. Old jerks be free tonight
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Fri January 29, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
D.C. bombs were brought to the party building long before time for the party
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump is basically cigarettes to the Republican Party. They KNOW he's poisonous, and will likely kill them one day, but, you know they just..NEED him right now, so back OFF, okay?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Rita Ora has lost around 220,000 Instagram followers as furious fans remove her from their feed in the wake of her lockdown-flouting 30th birthday bash. ♫It's my party and I'll cry if I want to♫
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Conservative talking heads fear progressives are going to get equality and continue pushing for social acceptance for all peoples, not just whites
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
The gifts of the Republican Party under Trump are essentially a flaming bag of dog poop as many people are surprised this year they won't be getting a refund
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
So-called "Center Right" Republicans fear the party is doomed
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Republicans begin the process of excising Trumpism from its party. Just kidding, Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy (R-CA) met with Trump today to discuss winning back the House in 2022
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Thu January 28, 2021
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Rita Ora's illegal birthday party was held with CCTV shut off
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Kevin McCarthy whines for party unity
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Soros calls for House GOP leader to denounce Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-eally believes this stuff)
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The truth is that Mitch McConnell was actually done with Trump and ready to impeach him. It's the rest of the party, though, that still hasn't lost that lovin' feeling and would likely turn on him if tries to force the issue. Fark needs a coward tag
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
AOC points out that the party of "personal responsibility" has a problem with taking responsibility for the coup they encouraged. Not at all like rain on your wedding day
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Dammit, where is that tag? No, not that one. No. No. Oh, there it is. And ... fark it
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Wed January 27, 2021
(WRAL)
 
 
 
Due to neither reaching the 2% of votes needed in the 2020 election, the "Constitution" and "Green" parties are no longer recognized in North Carolina
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Sharks have been swimming the seas for 450 million years, but populations have declined by 71% in the last fifty. Is the party almost over?
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Tue January 26, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
Former DNC Chair Tom Perez debates running for governor of Maryland
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
David Frum summarizes the Republican Party: "We wouldn't have to use violence to overturn elections if our opponents were prevented from voting in the first place. That's just common sense"
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Apparently Nikki Haley is still looking to be Trump's VP in 2024, pleads for people to 'give the man a break' on impeachment charges
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Ohio GOP wants to make Gym Jordan a senator
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Mon January 25, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Pro-Insurrection party still split on whether botched insurrection attempt was a good idea
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
63 partygoers face fines of $1,000 each for attending a pandemic party with a high level of carbon monoxide. Seems to me the city had a self-correcting problem there
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
This just in from the 'good luck with that' dept: Former NJ candidates and activists join a federal lawsuit to take their election ballot design out of the corrupt party machines' hands
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
So the choice is vote to acquit to stop Trump from running as a third party candidate or vote to convict so he can't run as either a third party or GOP candidate
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(Axios)
 
 
 
"The GOP is being torn apart by a revolt against party leaders for failing to support Trump's election lie. This will be the new reality for Republicans until Trump exits the stage"
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Sat January 23, 2021
(KJZZ Tempe)
 
 
 
The Arizona GOP bus is rolling, and it's ready to throw those who don't meet their MAGA purity standards under it
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
More cake for me
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
The "Party Before Country" GOP has fallen so far that they would rather embrace literal Nazis than ever admit Biden was right. On anything
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Fri January 22, 2021
(LGBTQ Nation)
 
 
 
Former President Fries-With-That should have checked Wikipedia before he suggested creating his own "Patriot Party"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
California police arrest man after finding marijuana, loaded AR-15 rifle, Pennywise clown mask in car. Sounds like a hell of a party
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Not as much fun as pushing the button, but you may now place a bid to join a "viewing party" from nearby hotel rooms to watch Trump Plaza go down in a yuuuge explosion
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Slitheen foot soldier Newt Gingrich worries the Democrats will go full Dalek on his party
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Thu January 21, 2021
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Democrats to produce a full-length motion picture complete with references to individual senators to keep them awake during the impeachment trial
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(CNN)
 
 
 
It's not a Presidential Inauguration party until someone loses a tooth while eating a Fruit Roll-Up
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
James Comey says, since the Republican Party is only good at concentrating on camps, it should be burned to the ground. Start over. Start fresh minus the Nazis, the KKK and Ayn Rand
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Fifteen people in a small Chilean town have contracted coronavirus after attending a birthday party thrown for a cat. ME-OW
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
What a strange year 2021 has been. We now have Karl Rove calling on the GOP to denounce hate and QAnon
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Stolen ancient coins returned after thief confesses to priest, no doubt after having been forced to by the party's ranger and paladin
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(National Review)
 
 
 
Lindsey Graham's lips still planted firmly on Trump's butt
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(National Review)
 
 
 
Witless ape rides helicopter. I hope there's a burn unit onboard
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Lindsey Graham tells Mitch McConnell that the GOP won't survive a Trump impeachment trial. Okay, but what's the bad news?
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Tue January 19, 2021
(Vice)
 
 
 
Pandemic? There's a Pandemic? Sorry, officer, I've been drunk for the last year so we missed this news. Surprisingly this excuse did not work
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Multiculturalism is bad, says potential 2024 candidate of the definitely-not-racist party
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Cornyn now accepts the notion that Russia has been attacking us for four years using the Right Wing and GOP. Welcome to the party, dumbass
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
George Washington was a PARTY ANIMAL. What food and drinks do you have planned to celebrate the inauguration?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Is it true that "artificial intelligence" is just a fancy phrase for "computer program"?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Ralph from Cake Boss shows us how to make the perfect snack for your "Goodbye 2020" party later this year. Candy corn not included
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Mon January 18, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump's farewell crowd may end up looking more like a Kirk Cameron birthday party
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Republican Party eager to punish anyone who dared to do their job
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
GOP Rep. Nancy Mace (R-eally gets it) says the Republican Party is done with QAnon and instead wants to be part of the solution
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
A quarter of Americans approve of Trump supporting terrorism
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
"We're about to see a whole political party do a large-scale version of 'New phone, who dis?' It will be like that boyfriend you should never have dated--the mistake that shall not be mentioned"
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
UK man fined after taking 100-mile McDonald's trip to town during lockdown. Difficulty: The town doesn't have a McDonald's
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Sun January 17, 2021
(Metro)
 
 
 
If you're hosting an illegal super-secret lockdown party in violation of the law, remind guests not to post selfies on Instagram and tag the location
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(Metro)
 
 
 
If you're hosting an illegal super-secret lockdown party in violation of the law, remind guests not to post selfies on Instagram and tag the location
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Members of the "Party of Personal Responsibility" don't believe their glorious leader has any responsibility for his own actions
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"(Qanon) is the blossoming of a rotten seed that took root in the Republican Party some time ago and has been nourished by treachery, poor political judgment, and cowardice," sooo... you just now noticed? Did a house fall on you or something?
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Sat January 16, 2021
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Newt Gingrich: Any tension within the Republican Party will rapidly be replaced by anger at left-wing Democrats, so there won't be a Republican War of Northern Aggression
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(DW)
 
 
 
Leader of the free world gets a new party leader. Woo hoo
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Rand Paul says 1/3 of Republicans will leave the party if Republican senators vote to convict Trump. Apparently Trump might cause the swamp to be drained after all
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Fri January 15, 2021
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Happy birthday to Wikipedia, which is 176 today if you believe everything you read on the internets
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Chubster NK despot Kim Jong Un unveils 'world's most powerful weapon', vows it will kill anything and everything in the waters off North Korea
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Ain't no party like a Donner Party 'cause a Donner Party never gets old
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
China rejoins the COVID-19 party and is building a 33 hectare isolation centre for new cases
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Thu January 14, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Have to make desserts for a friend's distanced birthday party. I have a pantry full of ingredients, new silicone dome and cylinder molds, a couple pounds of persimmon. Need some ideas
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Stacey Abrams says what?
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(WPXI.com)
 
 
 
"Search party hoping to find Fayette County woman missing for 2 weeks". Sounds like there needs to be a second search party to find the first one
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Oh yes it will
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Wed January 13, 2021
(LA Times)
 
 
 
"I do what I want" house party edition ended due to A) realization that gatherings cause Covid spread; B) party host contracting Covid; C) DWP cutting all utilities to the address?
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(Boing Boing)
 
NewsFlash
 
Sometimes you need to flush twice
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Student who hosted a lockdown party in the UK will have to cover the $15,000 police tab (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Politico (Europe))
 
 
 
Jüri Ratas resigns as prime minister of Estonia. In other news, Estonia is actually a country, and not an online marijuana supplier
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
If your representatives are in actual fear for their lives from their own party's political base, something's gone very, very wrong with the practice of your politics
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Tue January 12, 2021
(Independent)
 
 
 
McConnell is happy Democrats started impeachment proceedings. Uh oh, Donnie
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(SB Nation)
 
 
 
Alabama fans broke every Covid-19 protocol to party after national title win. High Covid Tide
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
"We need to investigate the Capitol police's complicity in last weeks riot" says Republican congresswoman who live Tweeted Pelosi's location throughout the riot and was totally not doing as much to help the rioters
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Mon January 11, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
John Bolton urges Republicans to "purge the taint of Trumpism," which they've kinda been doing for the last four years
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(Axios)
 
 
 
The...persons...who spent their entire careers, nay, lives, in the pursuit of amassing as much power as possible no matter the cost (to others) begin to experience severe cases of powerlessness
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Elected members of the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party bemoan the lack of unity coming from people whose faces they ate less than a week ago
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(Cracked)
 
 
 
Ain't no birthday party like a Scandinavian birthday party
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Prince William threw Kate Middleton a party and didn't invite the Queen (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sun January 10, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
The GOP's new nemesis: Twitter. And Google. And Amazon. Really, pretty much anyone standing up against right wing terrorism
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(WISN Milwaukee)
 
 
 
Nursing home celebrates vaccinations by having a disco party, since instead of getting COVID, they will most likely be "Stayin' Alive"
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(Morning Consult)
 
 
 
50% of Republican voters still "strongly approve" of President Trump after the attempted insurrection. At least the percentage fell from 60%. So that's something
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Sat January 09, 2021
(WTAE)
 
 
 
Jupiter, Saturn, and Mercury host a 1970s themed Zodiac party threesome in the sky this weekend. So whip out you high powered binoculars, you astral voyeurs
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Murkowski is so livid with the sedition caucus that she's going to continue voting with them
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(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Vandals shoot into Tippecanoe County Democratic Party headquarters. Tyler County Democratic Party worries it could happen to them too
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Fri January 08, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
"The Trump plan was to kidnap and coerce leaders of HIS OWN party, and most especially HIS OWN vice president. A gun to Mike Pence's head could save the Trump presidency. Trump himself believed this, he said so." - David Frum, Editor, The Atlantic
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Lisa Murkowski is the first republican Senator to call for Trump's resignation
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(247 Sports)
 
 
 
When your rivals are taking out loans to afford more lube, kazoos, and Mexican wrestling masks for a big party it is probably a sign that you're making the wrong decision
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Thu January 07, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
"Jack Ma was almost bigger than China. That's what got him into trouble" - Wait, 'was'?
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
GOP pollster writes "the next 48 hours are going to be among the worst" ever for Republicans, about 48 hours ago
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
The parades may be cancelled but Mardi Gras king cakes are back in season
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Wed January 06, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
GOP donors: Trump? Never heard of him. May have brought me coffee once or twice
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Hey Vern, why are you earnestly so stupid as to join the Republican party now?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trumpism will now be known as "The Patriot Party" -- George Punkdthelotofus
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
"Kelly Loeffler Sees 'Path to Victory' in Georgia Seat Called for Raphael Warnock" Well, she sees two paths but you know what I mean
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(Axios)
 
 
 
McConnell planning a "weighty" speech to denounce the Sedition Caucus
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The GOP asks itself two questions this morning. One, should we maybe not have let crazy conspiracy theorists become the face of the party? Two, how soon can we throw Ronna McDaniel into the volcano to appease the Gods of Trickle Down Economics?
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
After spending 628 days in an Arizona shelter, Sarge starts the new year by finding his forever home. Please welcome Sarge and his new family to the first Woofday Wetnose Wednesday thread of 2021 (With video of his going away party)
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(One America News Network)
 
 
 
Its 640 am EST. OAN's website, which was last updated at 814 EST last night, shows Loeffler and Perdue winning GA
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Tue January 05, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
This Virginia Delegate became a republican in the fifth grade, and today, he has graduated
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(National Restaurant News)
 
 
 
While 2020 was the Year of the Rat, Chuck E. Cheese just emerged from bankruptcy and is ready to party like it's 1999 in 2021
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
You're going to want to sit down when you read this because apparently the White House is bypassing standard protocol to rush in a hand-picked replacement for the Atlanta AUSA who abruptly quit yesterday
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
People Get Ready - for Donald Trump's shadow government
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Party like it's 2000: Remembering the launch night and listening party, at the Playboy Mansion, of "Chocolate Starfish and the Hotdog Flavored Water"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
"There's definitely a civil war, if you will, brewing in the Republican Party, but not just in Georgia. It's what does a post-Trump presidency look like? And can we bring it back together?" No
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Just in time to be late with GA mail-in ballots --- The US Postal Service
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Mon January 04, 2021
(Fox News)
 
 
 
House Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy (R) claims Democrats don't know what Americans need. Unlike Republicans who don't care what Americans need
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(Merriam-Webster)
 
 
 
The Merriam-Webster word of the day for January 4 is 'dissociate,' as in: "'How'd you get your dog to eat the entire roast beef?' 'Well, I put it in her dissociate it.'"
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Sat January 02, 2021
(The Cambridge Chronicle)
 
 
 
Police log for Wednesday, Dec. 16, 3:07 p.m.: A walk-in reported finding a parking lot on Mass. Ave. YOU DON'T SAY
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(Wired UK)
 
 
 
"In 2021 we will see a shift of people playing, working, learning or simply hanging out from the real world to the Metaverse." Hiro Protagonist nods knowingly
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(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
New Year's Eve warehouse bash sends party-goers to the hospital due to stage collapse. 2021 is bringing back the classics
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Fri January 01, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Come for the half-scoop, stay for the Vanilla Ice
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Thu December 31, 2020
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Man advertises 500 person house party in virus hotspot of AZ. By charging $2 fee it was technically public, allowing county officials to intervene. Man removes cover charge, making it private. County officials: "Problem solved"
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(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
Queens Republican club's conga-line Christmas party attendee hospitalized with COVID-19. Was his reaction A) "COVID is real, everyone needs to take this seriously", B) "It's God's will", or C) "I don't know how I got this"
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Wed December 30, 2020
(Some Celebrity)
 
 
 
One last Photoshop tennis match anyone? You rented this house for your New Year's Eve party. What will it look like come January 1, 2021?
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Woman with lots of holiday spirit (Champagne) jumps into Christmas tree while boogying down to Footloose song
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(Flathead Beacon)
 
 
 
There's more to that deer head story, but it will remain forever a mystery
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(Patch)
 
 
 
"I don't know how I got this," says man who contracted COVID at maskless Queens Republican Club Christmas party
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(Patch)
 
 
 
"I don't know how I got this," says man who contracted COVID at maskless Queens Republican Club Christmas party
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Tue December 29, 2020
(Sportsnet)
 
 
 
Some people just can't accept reality that the party is over in New England and to drive the point home, guy drops 700K picking the Patriots over the Bills
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(Rasmussen Reports)
 
 
 
72% of Republicans see Trump as model for the party's future. Let that sink in
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Isn't the sitting president the de facto and de jure leader of the party?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Bernie Sanders: "Mitch has farked around, so now he gets to find out"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Brussels police chief suspended for sex party in....sorry force of habit...raclette party in police station against covid restrictions. Melted cheese everywhere
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Pence, who's been dealing with Trump's shiat for four years now, faces more crap
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
In today's episode of Brits Behaving Badly: beach-partying Brit backpackers Down Under threatened with deportation after violating _all_ the corona rules
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(CBS Boston)
 
 
 
Remember the Massachusetts Republican who said the state GOP wouldn't recognize Biden as POTUS? He's currently recognizing COVID isn't a hoax
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Mon December 28, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Except for the integrity, charisma, connection with real people, and contrast with the rest of their party, they are exactly like The Squad
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
No matter how Alex Smith's leg feels, former 1st round draft pick Dwayne Haskins will not be starting for the Washington No-Names on Sunday...or ever again, as the team has RELEASED him following yesterday's disastrous performance
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
At least we know Trump is not serious about 2024, unless there is some money in it for him of course
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
"Everybody's having fun out here. They drinking, they fighting, they pissing on the streets. It's New Year's Eve" Welcome to the Fark Monday Movie Rewind. A thread where we discuss what movies/TV we've watched this past week. LGT 200 Cigarettes
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
"Democrats will try to write you off as a one-term aberration and, frankly, you're helping them do it. The King Lear of Mar-a-Lago, ranting about the corruption of the world"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Florida Rep. Matt Gaetz pushes hard on the gas pedal, exits the Republican Party for pure Trumpism
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Sat December 26, 2020
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Jon Ossoff has raised more money than any Senate candidate in history. Subby did their part, did you?
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Fri December 25, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
"Trump is destroying his own party on the way out the door...Time and again we have learned with the President that it is only about Trump. And the parting gift of Trumpism, as Joe Biden is sworn in, may well be a Senate controlled by the Democrats"
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
New York's deadest nightclub-goer is Party Monster. This guy had everything: heroin, bathtub corpses, heroin, the Hudson River, heroin...Macaulay Culkin?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Secretary of State upset with rumors about his wife's partying
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Wed December 23, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
If you had "COVID Conga Line" on your 2020 bingo card, come claim your prize
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Tue December 22, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Don't spend your $600 windfall just yet
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
Covid will be at this gym in 26 minutes
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
🎵 The moon is right. The spirits up. We're here tonight and that's enough. This is your 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread. The party's on. The spirits up. We're here tonight and that's enough. This is your 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread. Ding dong. Ding dong 🎵
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Lemmings pack Turning Point USA Party at Mar-a-Lago
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
2021 arrives in Times Square. Sure you might still not survive 2020, but hey, think of all the partygoers that might not make it to 2022
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Mon December 21, 2020
(ProPublica)
 
 
 
Russia will benefit the most from any climate change. Gee, perhaps that's why the Republican Party refuses to address the issue?
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(Once Upon A Chef)
 
 
 
Brie En Croute? - screw the fruit. Jazz it up with bacon or sausage bits. Post your holiday surprise mashup recipes here. Egg Nog milkshakes with Vodak. Buckeyes made with Nutella. What's good for our inbound and shut-in Farkers this holiday season?
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Trump's sax-playing spiritual adviser tests positive for coronavirus after attending White House Christmas party
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(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
I didn't expect that the next Tea Party would be so much dumber and deranged, but looking back, I clearly should have
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Sun December 20, 2020
(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
Behold, one of the most heinous examples of U.S. flag desecration you'll ever see, and yeah, it's time to take the Trump flags down
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
It's like a party in my mouth
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(Fox 29 Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Birx: Limit holiday celebrations to your immediate household. Also Birx: Party at my vacay shack, homeboys
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(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Pastor of Georgia megachurch gets a little extra sumpin-sumpin for attending the White House Christmas party
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Sat December 19, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Yes, Virginia, there are Brian Kemp White House Christmas Party truthers
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Thu December 17, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
2012: We need to reflect on why we lost and evaluate how we can change our party. 2020: Evaluate? In our moment of triumph?
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Research now shows that COVID-19 is a lot deadlier for younger people than was previously thought. Take that to your next illegal rave party to spread around you young whippersnappers
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Wed December 16, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
GOP and AOC finally agree
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Mike Pompeo threw a Christmas party and nobody showed, not even him. The administration can't even host a proper superspreader event anymore
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Tue December 15, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Ambassadorships have long been a perk for mega-donors, regardless of party. "Nobody else has an open market on ambassadorships. If we really believed in capitalism, we would list these postings on eBay"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Another day another sex party bust in Belgium. There was frogspawn everywhere
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(Amazon)
 
 
 
What, if anything, is your employer doing for holiday celebrations this year? Subby's has a mandatory "party" Zoom meeting where we're all encouraged to wear ugly sweaters and chant ritually in Urdu
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
OK, "NeverTrumpers," "The Lincoln Project," and those few Republicans who seem to have magically discovered a spine in the wake of Trump's defeat...when will you put your money where your mouth is and start a new party? Because yours? It's gone
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(Newschannel 9)
 
 
 
Athletes to retrace Sierra escape of Donner Party. Most of which look tender and well marbled
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Mon December 14, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Paul Mitchell changes his party affiliation from Republican to Independent after realizing if Republicans don't look good, he doesn't look good
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
CNN commentator emerges from a cave after many decades and says that the GOP is the Party of Lincoln, but now "in name only"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Great fashion outfits of history. Number one: Gillian Anderson and her backless dress. Oh my
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Early voting begins today for both Georgia Senate seats in run-off elections that will determine which party controls the Senate. Vote early Georgians to save America from more of not getting anything done
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Prancing queen cat is ready to slay at the Zoom holiday party this year. Oh yes she is
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Hey everyone, let's gather around and hear what Chris Christie has to say. Anyone? Bueller? Is this a bridge too far?
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Sun December 13, 2020
(Fark)
 
 
 
CSB Sunday Morning:...and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny farking Kaye. Share your Christmas party stories, both office and otherwise
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
GOP congressman rips Texas GOP for suggesting secession and says "my guy Abe Lincoln and the Union soldiers already told you, 'No.'" Abe also asked how his party had become so popular in the South, and mentioned something about dildos and bravery
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Sat December 12, 2020
(Rolling Stone)
 
Video
 
Go right ahead, fellas, it's only fair
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(Irish Mirror)
 
 
 
And you thought you were lonely: Farmer goes to matchmaking festival for 72 years straight then finally passes away without finding a wife in all that time
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Fri December 11, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
Meet Mr. Covid. A mascot that makes Gritty look cuddly and warm
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Orlando Sentinel unendorses Rep. Michael Waltz (R-CSA)
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Thu December 10, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Biden to go to Georgia next Thursday to stump for Senate candidates (and himself just to be sure)
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(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Former Milwaukee cop charged with "reckless homicide" after killing a buddy of his after a house party REALLY would prefer the public NOT get to see Internal Affairs reports and dashcam footage from when he used to be on the job
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Underground party leads to 158 arrests. Man, those C.H.U.D.s know how to throw a rager
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(The Wrap)
 
 
 
Fox News to launch Fox Weather, which will blow continuous stream of sunshine up viewers' asses even when it's pissing rain
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Wed December 09, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump's election claims are at Point of No Return. Appealing to his followers to Come Go with Me and to Let Me Be the One to win the election are based on one more Exposé after the Seasons Change
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Florida Republican Party official resigns after reviewing search warrant used to seize data scientist's computer
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
For those working in Japan and fortunate enough to be in a stable enterprise, here's everything you need to know about bōnenkai, the year-end drunken office party you must attend for the sake of your career
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Joe Biden's Defense nominee is sowing discomfort for Democrats, much as Joe Biden's candidacy, VP selection, other cabinet choices, policies, lunch selections, hairstyle, wardrobe, and whiteness also sow discomfort for them
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Everyone except Democrats thinks that Trump will run in 2024
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(The Onion)
 
 
 
The new vaccines are working better than expected
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Maybe there is a Gott after all
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Brussels just can't stop having sex parties I guess (possible nsfw content on page)
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Tue December 08, 2020
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Cowards do cowardly things
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(Inside the Magic)
 
 
 
He shouldna punched that moose
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The presidential self-pardon is a completely preposterous notion, which is precisely why Trump will try it
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The NFL's investigation of the Washington Redacteds for sexual harassment has uncovered a settled lawsuit from more than 12 years ago, and Snyder and the team's then-attorney are suing to keep the details sealed. Anybody really surprised?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Newsmax and OANN are gaining in popularity with conspiracy believing morons. And they've become very popular with advertisers of meth, mullets, and molestation
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Party before country, Trump before party, defense contractors before all
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Mon December 07, 2020
(The Week)
 
 
 
Why the post-Mitch McConnell GOP will be a carnival of madness. Much kettle corn popcorn will be needed for the laughs
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(News.com.au)