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headlines found matching 'Party'
Mon March 20, 2023
(The Sun)
 
 
 
"My partner made me go to a party by myself, so I was mad and hit it off with a woman at the party and we had sex. Will my partner start coming to parties with me now?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sat March 18, 2023
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Supreme Court candidate refuses to say he is in favor of democracy. Guess which Party he worked for. C'mon. Guess
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Fri March 17, 2023
(BBC)
 
 
 
Increasingly right-wing political party refuses to look at their disastrous past and puts the worst possible idiot up for re-election. No, not that one... yet
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Old Dublin pensioner takes a moment to stop yelling at clouds to slam crappy US St Patrick's Day tourists for 'doing in his f**king b***ocks' ...or something (possible nsfw content on page)
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Thu March 16, 2023
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
So Brendan Fraser has a hot, red-headed adult child and-...aaand you're gone, but his name is Leland and he can totally shred
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Canadian Supreme Court Justice supremely not sorry for getting involved in a drunken fistfight at an Arizona hotel that surprisingly had nothing to do with hockey
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Wed March 15, 2023
(CNN)
 
 
 
Ongoing attempts to arrest the former Prime Minister and opposition party leader in Pakistan lead to, uh, anger? Displeasure? Indignation, rage, fury? Dammit, I swear I had something for this
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
After being kicked out for partying too much, Daniel Brieres son Carson makes his triumphant return to college hockey by tossing a disabled students wheelchair down a flight of stairs while she was in the bathroom
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Tue March 14, 2023
(The US Sun)
 
 
 
Spring breakers gone wild: Fort Lauderdale edition
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(The US Sun)
 
 
 
Spring breakers gone wild: Fort Lauderdale edition
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Mon March 13, 2023
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Cleveland and Deshaun Watson realize cleaning up a steamer isn't easy for either party
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
UNC would rather throw itself a pity party than play in the NIT. Duke sucks
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(AlterNet)
 
 
 
Woman who lost her race for MI Secretary of State by 14 points but refused to concede, has now been elected chair of the MI GOP and has proudly proclaimed the party has turned "ultra conservative and swung hard to the right." This should be FUN
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Sun March 12, 2023
(CNN)
 
 
 
Norfolk Southern has carefully considered reimbursing homeowners in East Palestine for the inevitable drop in their homes' values as a result of their Toxic Chemical Party, but has decided that it prefers not to. Kthxbi
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(AP News)
 
 
 
As Colorado continues to turn bluer, the state GOP elects a moderate new party chair that vows to reach out to...and who are we kidding, they chose another combative election-denying proto-fascist, of course
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Fri March 10, 2023
(Fox News)
 
 
 
The 40 members of the House Freedom Caucus accept the challenge put forth by Joe Biden yesterday to show their budget and now move on to convincing the other 178 members of their own party that it's a good idea
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Thu March 09, 2023
(Super Throwback Party)
 
 
 
Philanthropic rapper partners with affordable brand to give away ultimate luxury experience
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(WSMV Nashville)
 
 
 
Man recreates the Boston Tea Party. Sir, this is a McDonalds
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(US Naval Institute)
 
 
 
Bored with taunting the U.S. with party balloons, China ups their game with a 4-ton rocket stage that broke apart over Texas. Military officials have launched a scavenger hunt to search a debris field that stretches hundreds of miles
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Missing from list: Nice scam, buddy
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Wed March 08, 2023
(Consequence)
 
 
 
Beavis and Butthead gets second season release. Huh-huhh-huhhhnnhhh....You said "release"
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Tue March 07, 2023
(CBS News)
 
 
 
No, make it look like the protestors hate rent control
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(Bon Appetit)
 
 
 
"It's safe to say the wines my parents drink are far more 'serious' than the ones you'll find at my apartment in New York" but you need this $115 decanter we get commission on anyway
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Tucker Carlson productions, in conjunction with the Republican Party, presents: January 6th, The day tourists came to visit the Capitol
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Wedding venue owner points gun at Florida newlyweds during reception in dispute over music. That kind of behavior is unacceptable...unless they had "Baby Shark" playing on a loop
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(Politico)
 
 
 
GOP Zookeepers: "It turns out that once you let the toothpaste out of the tube, demagoguery and bigotry and all that, some people like it. It's hard to get it back. We never imagined losing control of those animals and now they've eaten most of us"
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Mon March 06, 2023
(AP News)
 
 
 
Some Democrats have the temerity to almost maybe consider if Biden is too old and right-wing to adequately represent both the party and the country's non-White-Guy-centric future
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(PBS)
 
 
 
"Hey neo-nazi losers, stop using our music or we'll Dropkick your Murphys all over the place. Stop using our song for your little dress up party video. We will SMASH you"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
In a last-minute surprise comeback, The Reform Party of prime minister Kaja Kallas proves that they are Better Than EKRE in the Estonian parliamentary election
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Sun March 05, 2023
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Headline: "Young Republicans beg party elders to stop saying 'woke.'" Or what? Are they going to "cancel" them?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Former Maryland Governor and political moderate Larry Hogan doesn't plan to be a hero for the Republican party; declines to run for President in 2024
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(Metro)
 
 
 
'I never thought I'd be poisoned by Novichok,' sobs man who supports Novichok Poisoning Party
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(Tom's Guide)
 
 
 
If passwords are too daunting for you to manage, good news: third-party apps and rectal scanners will handle all of that in the near future
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Sat March 04, 2023
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Republican strategist: "What does CPAC tell us about the modern Republican Party? Is it just one big grift?" Wait, when has the modern GOP not been a grift?
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(Cleveland 19)
 
 
 
Meteorologist posts dumb take on grocery dividers, loses subby at "y'all"
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Fri March 03, 2023
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Half scoop says they have so much money they don't need grift money. TFG donation emails to fight this outrage to your inbox soon
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(Flathead Beacon)
 
 
 
Former Montana Governor Marc Racicot (R-ebuked) details how his modest desire for democracy was a little too much to ask from extremists in his party
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Thu March 02, 2023
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Pippen and Jordan admit they're dating. Subby not sure if Scottie should be happy about this or not
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(KQED San Francisco)
 
 
 
Bay Area time traveler sentenced in plot to destroy California Democratic Party HQ
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Wed March 01, 2023
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
The party (and state) of Freedom, the First Amendment, and Small Government is at it again
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(Twitter)
 
Hero
 
Raskin: Democrat Party? Guys, if you're gonna be this dumb when referring to our party, just call us Democracy, because we're the only party trying to protect and promote it
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Tue February 28, 2023
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Kids' birthday party, America style
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(Spokesman Review)
 
 
 
Drew Timme recognized that he was the older guy at a college party, and announced this is his final year at Gonzaga
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(Click2Houston)
 
 
 
The Party of personal responsibility is saying it's not their fault the Chinese duped them into sending fake driver's licenses to Chinese Nationals living in Texas
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(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Embracing cancel culture, Florida GOP pushes legislation to outlaw Democratic Party
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Jon Hamm and his giant hog are off the market
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Mon February 27, 2023
(AOL)
 
 
 
With the Glorious Loyalty Crusade in full swing, Major -- de Coverley is on standby
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Sun February 26, 2023
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Bad news about the "celebration of life event"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The UK Labor Party is on track for 1997-style election landslide over the Tories. Subby's hoping Blur will release another album too
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Sat February 25, 2023
(Insider)
 
 
 
Someone with an iron stomach ate all the Taco Bell sauces and ranked them from explosive diarrhea to stomach-wrenching agony
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Sanders supporters took over Nevada's Democratic party 2 years ago. Let's check in on their progress since then..... Oof, even Bernie's not happy
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
"The Lee County Republican Party is going to be on the vanguard of this campaign to stop the genocide because we have foreign non governmental entities that are unleashing biological weapons on the American people"
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Fri February 24, 2023
(The American Prospect)
 
 
 
The Republican Party is attempting to claim the Norfolk Southern train derailment in East Palestine, Ohio, as a pet issue. They might just be able to do it, if Democrats don't get their act together
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Tue February 21, 2023
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Party that sent delegation to Moscow on the Fourth of July calls Biden's Ukraine visit "UnAmerican"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Newlyweds get the shaft on elevator ride to wedding after-party
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Proud Boys conspiracy trial reveals a schism between "Rally Boys" who wanted to beat up on Antifa and "Party Boys" who were more into drinking beer and lighting each others farts on fire
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(The Wrap)
 
 
 
CNN is ready for the Lemon party to resume
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(KTVH Helena)
 
 
 
The Montana GOP publicly censures member Marc Racicot, saying neither he nor the media should refer to Racicot as a Republican. That's two-term Montana Governor and former National GOP Chairman Marc Racicot
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Mon February 20, 2023
(Axios)
 
 
 
Big tech is in the hands of the Supreme Court. Which doesn't understand tech of any size
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
You're being a lazy slob wrong
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Sun February 19, 2023
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Samba is the path to the party side. Party leads to fun. Fun leads to joy. Joy leads to dancing your butt off
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
MAGA goes online Nov. 8th, 2016. The GOP begins to degenerate at a geometric rate. In a panic, Trump tries to pull the plug. Election denier Kristina Karamo becomes Michigan party chair Feb. 18, 2023
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(AP News)
 
 
 
The hourly delivery of tots and pears sent to Columbus Georgia
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Sat February 18, 2023
(Guardian)
 
 
 
The Republican Party of the Middle East bans contraceptives as a 'Western conspiracy'
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Confused about the everchanging backstory on Kang the Conqueror? Welcome to the party, pal
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Fri February 17, 2023
(NBC 11 Grand Junction)
 
 
 
Lawyer steals $10 million from employer, lives it up in Vegas. And because these people are not like you and me, she faces a civil lawsuit rather than criminal charges
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Moderate Michigan Republicans are alarmed by the antics of their MAGA far-right maniacal members. But ONLY because it led to the GOP's worst election results since 1984
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Yeah, because they're sick of selling 30-second commercials at $7M per pop
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Thu February 16, 2023
(Axios)
 
 
 
Norfolk Southern representative didn't attend the East Palestine town hall because "They didn't feel it was safe". Wonder why
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
"I am not a member of any organized political party; I am a Democrat" - Will Rogers
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
When asked who should lead the party, 22% of Republican respondents said Florida Governor Ron DeSantis. 20% of GOP respondents said Trump should lead the party. "Other response" and "No answer" came in with 21% and 34% - respectively
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
*looks under turtle shell* Nope, still no sign of a spine
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Wed February 15, 2023
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Sick and tired of not understanding her constituents because they speak gibberish, Nicola Sturgeon to resign as Scotland's first minister
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Tue February 14, 2023
(KVOA Tucson)
 
 
 
Happy Valentine's Day,Tucson. Please join the hazmat incident party
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(IFL Science)
 
 
 
The rapture is near. For Farkers, at least
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Mon February 13, 2023
(North Jersey)
 
 
 
State senator Sam Thompson (R - eedeems himself) switches from the Republican to the Democratic party. "I have not left my party. My party leadership has left me"
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(AP News)
 
 
 
German conservatives hail rare 'big city' win in Berlin state election. Taking current global politics into consideration, hopefully this is not a repeat of 1932
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Big Mistake says Big Mistakes made a big mistake
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Sun February 12, 2023
(Fark)
 
 
 
CSB Sunday Morning: That one time at that Super Bowl party
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Sat February 11, 2023
(The Travel)
 
 
 
Looking for Kansas City food to serve at your Super Bowl party? These options range from "the best thing you've ever seen" to "there is no god"
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(Insider)
 
 
 
Have you ever wanted to own a little bit of Italy? For $6.5 million it could be yours. Difficulty? It's in Las Vegas, and not on the strip
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
New Mexico county clerk has ethics charges brought up against her being accused of taking drugs and having sex during work and deleting ballots during the 2022 election. Since it's ethics charges her party affiliation is obvious
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(Politico)
 
 
 
"I don't think it is fair to call Donald Trump a damaged candidate," said a top GOP fundraiser. "He is a metastasizing cancer who if he is not stopped is going to destroy the party. Donald Trump is a loser'
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Fri February 10, 2023
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Rally around your Romney with a pocket full of responsibility
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(Axios)
 
 
 
2024 may come down to entitlements
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
House Speaker McCarthy (R):"The heckling of Biden by some Republicans was just them being passionate and I'm ok with that." Translation:"I have no control over the crazies in my own political party"
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(WLNS Lansing)
 
 
 
Former Michigan gubernatorial candidate, kicked off the ballot over thousands of fake signatures, announces his campaign for President. You already know which party
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Thu February 09, 2023
(MSN)
 
 
 
Florida man REALLY misunderstood the premise of the movie "Double Jeopardy", guns down his pregnant girlfriend days after being acquitted of double murder charges
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Hunter Biden's attorney responds to a subpoena issued by the House Oversight committee by telling them to go fark themselves using the exact same argument Trump used, and all the GOP committee members supported, when he defied his subpoena
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"The level of white trashdom in the Republican Party is staggering. I mean, for somebody that has observed it for a long time like I have, I've never seen it manifest itself on a level that it's manifesting itself"
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Wed February 08, 2023
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Manchin proposes stabbing America in the back so Republicans will pretend to like him
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
I can buy chicken wings@ $3/lb tomorrow, limit 4. I plan to buy 4 for my Superb Owl party. Show me your recipes I have neither a grill nor a smoker. How long do they keep? Should I freeze them for a day, then thaw? Or just toss in the fridge?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Pretty much, yeah
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
WTH has gotten into the Tories: first Farage, then Rees Mog, then Domi Nabb, with BoJo running around in his clown act, then Lizzy Truss who went down in spectacular flames, now she comes back still smoking, or maybe she's just that pale
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Tue February 07, 2023
(NBC News)
 
 
 
"Centrist" Republicans act like far right lunatic Republicans. Maybe the author thinks "centrist' refers to geography
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Sexpert shares top shower sex tips. These really are golden (possible nsfw content on page)
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Mon February 06, 2023
(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
Sausage Party cancelled due to mass recall
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(Philadelphia Magazine)
 
 
 
The only Kansas Chiefs bar in Philadelphia wanted to have a Super Bowl party. Naturally, this didn't work out so well
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(KRQE News)
 
 
 
Russian missile lands in New Mexico
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Sun February 05, 2023
(Billboard)
 
 
 
Sure, it's easy to put together a list of the best wedding songs of all time. But this is Fark, and we like to do things a bit differently. This week on the Sunday Morning Music Club, we're looking for songs you should never play at a wedding
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
President Biden's Catastrophic Chinese Spy Balloon Spectacle will be replacing Hunter Biden's Laptop for at least one week of Republican outrage
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Sat February 04, 2023
(NBC News)
 
 
 
South Carolina to become first battleground state. This is not a repeat from 1861. Maybe
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
"Hey, pal, you can't just park that anywhere"
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Fri February 03, 2023
(WWE)
 
 
 
Tonight on Figure Four Friday: on Smackdown: Roman shows up. Sonya vs Charlotte (take 4), Big & Flippy vs Das Grapplers. Then on Rampage: RUSH vs CD, The Elite vs All Ego Party Poopers. It all starts at 8 PM ET on FOX, then 10 PM ET on TNT
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Man slams wife for not introducing him as pilot Roger Roger Oveur Victor to her work colleagues - despite never having flown a plane or any flight training in his life
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(The Bulwark)
 
 
 
Despite the headlines, Republicans are tiptoeing around Trump or running campaigns that exist in a fantasyland where Dubya had a successful 2nd term
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The cruelty is the point™
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Arizona, where the GOP would rather lose than evolve
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Biden, Harris to announce funding for lead pipe removal in Philadelphia; McConnell criticizes White House for not focussing instead on rope, revolver or dagger removal from Glendale, AZ
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Thu February 02, 2023
(Super Throwback Party)
 
 
 
Grammys throwing hip-hop a 50th birthday party with a little help from Uncle L and Questlove
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(Google)
 
 
 
Can Fark help me celebrate my 50th with the best (inappropriate) gifs/memes for 50th Bday?
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Wed February 01, 2023
(NPR)
 
 
 
Are you now, or have you ever been, a member of the Democratic party?
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
"How can I talk my wife into a threesome? I've found the perfect third party" (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Square Enix)
 
 
 
Use of third party tools in esports is equivalent to doping in sports-sports
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Tue January 31, 2023
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Oh please, oh please, oh please
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
What to do with mashed potatoes if it isn't *that* kind of party
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Mon January 30, 2023
(NPR)
 
 
 
I mean, say what you want about the tenets of conservatism, but at least it's an ethos. No these folks are nihlists
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Kessler Syndrome, party of 2, your table is ready
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
54-year-old Marc Anthony just got married for the fourth time... this time to a 23-year-old model. No doubt this will be his last wedding
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Sun January 29, 2023
(MSN)
 
 
 
AZ GOP Chair candidate: I wish to unify the AZ GOP. AZ GOP Chair-elect: One Party, Under Trump, Indivisible, With MAGA For All
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Mad Vlad orders strippers and pole dancers to be sent to the frontline for 'special morale parties' to mark the anniversary of the invasion of Ukraine. No word of rubles being sent to throw as too many are currently being used for soldiers eyes (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sat January 28, 2023
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Folks are talking about the mass shooting in California. No, not that one. Not the other one, either. The one that happened today
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Fri January 27, 2023
(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
Dung-smoked lamb? Don't mind if I nope on that one
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
You know how some people get really, really defensive when you say something about them that's just a little too true for comfort? Joe Kennedy does
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(Axios)
 
 
 
You have a better chance of being killed in a red state. Which is preferable to living around the people in one
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Justice Dudebro upset law school rankings don't include partying
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Mummy & Mummy II double-feature turns into triple-feature with a guest appearance by Rick O'Connell himself. Bonus: He's even wearing the costume
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Thu January 26, 2023
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Lobbyists are able to get whatever they want in Ohio because a dollar goes a lot further there than anywhere else. In short, no one wants to live there, but their votes will doom us all
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Conservative blowhard bemoans Republican Party's budget politics: "The party is waging a generational effort...once every 10 years or so. It is showing great staying power...in between the times it barely talks about the issue at all"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The GQP is in a fuhrer over the selection of their new party leader, will settle the matter with secret ballots
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Wed January 25, 2023
(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
The party of gov't accountability and against wasteful spending just wrote a blank check to Iowa private schools
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Axios wouldn't bait-n-switch "Biden's new tax hammer" to describe "Stupid new GOP tax plan" would they?
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Mon January 23, 2023
(Fox News)
 
 
 
George Santos is a Lumberjack and he's Okay
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Sun January 22, 2023
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Biden wants to fund the police
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Confused Seal spotted sprawled on the sidewalk outside Norfolk kebab shop. That must have been some after-show party
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Fri January 20, 2023
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Al Capone's wrecked illegal booze party boat finally revealed under the surface of Lake Charlevoix in Michigan by divers. Geraldo Rivera realizes he's in the wrong place at the wrong time again (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
When Subby was a kid, we didn't have children's birthday parties in the middle of the aisle at Lowe's home improvement stores
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(Axios)
 
 
 
The Iowa branch of the party of small government implements new restrictions on what you can or can't eat if you get SNAP benefits
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(Bridge Michigan)
 
 
 
Michigan Republican Party Trumped around and found out
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(Fox News)
 
Hero
 
AOC announces plans to continue living rent-free in the tiny, tiny minds of the GQP
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Wed January 18, 2023
(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1919, the post-World War I peace conference began in Paris as nations and leaders tried to find some way to prevent it from ever happening again. So, great work there, guys
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Party on robo whatevars
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
George Anthony Devolder Santos AKA Kitara Ravache
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(Florida Politics)
 
 
 
Rick Scott compares people on Social Security being "like alcoholics". Wants to soon put them on a detox program to break their dependency on eating and being indoors
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Party City is having a going out of business party after they find out they can't monetize memes
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Democrats to Republicans on the debt ceiling: Not even the fee for the gaming license
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Tue January 17, 2023
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Dolan announces run for Senate in 2024. Gooby, Bogs Binny, Spoderman unavailable for comment
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Apple AirTag meets its stalking match: Google's upcoming "Grogu" tracker, presumably a small box with an inverted V-shaped antenna and a red light
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(NPR)
 
 
 
NPR to the New York Times Pitchbot: Hold our artisanal tote bag
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(KUCI)
 
 
 
Today's 2-hr serving of '80s alt/post-punk/new wave includes music from Adam Ant, Madness, World party, and #SynthMinistryIsBestMinistry. Hear what commercial radio doesn't sound like on pastFORWARD #423. Starts @ 1:00 PM ET, LGT streaming options
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Phuc this, I'm outta here
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Mon January 16, 2023
(Indy100)
 
 
 
The tractor porn MP could be set for a comeback to plow new fields, will forever be known as "the tractor porn MP"
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Sun January 15, 2023
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Avatar 2 isn't feeling blue at #1 with $29 million, M3GAN a plucky Chucky at #2 with $17 million. Puss In Boots 2 coughs up a $13 million hairball at #3 while Plane crash lands at #5 with $9 million as House Party reboot is a Natty Ice keg at #6
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(Daring Fireball)
 
 
 
According to leaked insider information, Elon Musk ordered Twitter to block third party applications. Open & transparent, my ass
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Fri January 13, 2023
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Third party Twitter apps suddenly stop working. It's because a) benign neglect, 2) malicious API tampering
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Paul Ryan calls Trump a loser who is bad for the party
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Alabama Republican Party shocked, SHOCKED, I tell you, that RNC Chair candidate Harmeet Dhillon would claim they wondered how her Sikh faith "would impact [her] ability to champion our nation's Judeo-Christian values"
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Thu January 12, 2023
(Twitter)
 
Hero
 
Hasbro subsidiary Wizards of the Coast: "Our new Open Game License says you can't create 3rd party D&D content without giving up your IP rights to anything you publish with our system." Paizo Games: "The time of the ORC has come"
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Nassau County GOP calls for George Santos to resign after lying about being a star volleyball player at a collage he didn't attend because apparently the GOP draws the line at volleyball
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
AirBnB turns into stab fest. Cleaning fee automatically tripled
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(The News International)
 
 
 
"I'll take things that will never happen under any circumstances for $100 please, Alex" (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
My pillow guy claims he has the votes to become chairman of the Republican party. The honorable Speaker of the House, Kevin "15" McCarthy (R), unavailable for comment
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Wed January 11, 2023
(Twitter)
 
 
 
The party of less government wants pregnant women in Virginia to register with the government
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Tue January 10, 2023
(Wrestling Inc)
 
 
 
Bah GAWD King Th-That's Breach Of a Fiduciary Lawsuit's music And it's bringing a steel chair for Mister McMahon
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Remember how GOP Chair Romney-McDaniel had a letter of support signed by most of the GOP leadership? Yeah, well the people who actually fund the GOP wrote a letter of their own. "GET OUT PRONTO"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
"I ran for office on the premise that government does not work, and now that I am in office, I and the members of my party will do everything we can to stop the government from working" - Chip Roy (R)Texas
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Mon January 09, 2023
(The Hill)
 
 
 
65 percent of Republicans are the Common Clay
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Sat January 07, 2023
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
"People shouldn't be drinking, especially when you're a redneck, on the House floor." And especially when you're a member of the Family Values party
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
GOP congressman "embarrassed" by his party's antics, vows to do absolutely nothing to change his party's behavior
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Fri January 06, 2023
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Clown's clout craters
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(AlterNet)
 
 
 
Oklahoma, where the republican party wants no one under age 26 to get gender affirming care
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
South Carolina Supreme Court rules abortion ban unconstitutional. The Party of States' Rights is cursing states' rights
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(The American Independent)
 
 
 
JFC he's still at it
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Thu January 05, 2023
(CNN)
 
 
 
Remember when the House governed with unprecedented unity? Betteridge Farm remembers
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
McCarthy's failure is "peak TFG" as "congressional Kardashians" are governing like they're aattention-starved Real Housewives of the Face Eating Leopard Party
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(NBC News)
 
Hero
 
In what might be the greatest possible troll of election deniers, Pennsylvania's new Governor appoints Al Schmidt Secretary of State
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Traditionally, the 3rd in succession to POTUS, the president pro tempore of the Senate (now 2nd without House Speaker), would go to the "longest-serving member of the majority party." Which, would have been Feinstein, but, buried lede, she declined
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The year is 3000. The house has just completed its 10,000th vote to reject McCarthy as speaker. The purpose of this tradition has long since been forgotten
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(All Recipes)
 
 
 
It's going to be that kind of party
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Wed January 04, 2023
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Donalds nominated for House Speaker. And don't panic, but there are eddies in the space-time continuum
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Florida New Year's party starts off 2023 as only Florida can when one guy swings a machete around and then joins his accomplice to light a house on fire with 21 people inside
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson and Hanson
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Or, as Santos himself will tell it later, "one of the few moments during my first day in Congress where I was able to catch my breath from all the people who wanted to sit by me, congratulate me, and get an autograph"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
GOP caucus meeting before the Speaker Vote bloodbath has been cancelled. Way to lead your party, Qevin
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Tue January 03, 2023
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
George Santos has essentially become the Lead Liar in a Party of Deception
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Mon January 02, 2023
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Bacon is willing to play footloose and fancy free with Democrats if the rest of his party stays more than six degrees away from Kevin and leaves him home alone
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
This article about no other kids showing up at a child's birthday party has a good ending but the second stock photo doesn't seem to fit the narrative
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"The biggest problem Republican foes of McCarthy have right now is that there's no [Paul] Ryan. There isn't a well-known and well-liked Republican waiting in the wings if McCarthy fails. It's difficult to beat something with nothing"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
North Korea fires No. 2 military official. He is expected to land somewhere in the Sea of Japan
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Fark party in Dubai, anyone? *crickets* I'll show myself out
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Sun January 01, 2023
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Failure fails again, by throwing a New Year's Eve media party that nobody showed up for. What a loser
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Some billionaire who owns the Empire State Building shoots off fireworks at his New Year's Eve party, burns down large rural area in New Zealand. Subby had no idea they made intercontinental fireworks
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
NYE Donner Party reenactment currently in progress
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Sat December 31, 2022
(YouTube)
 
 
 
What are the prospects for the Russians, the Republican Party, and the people who made "Pirates of the Caribbean 3" being totally wiped out? Here comes the science and a little collateral damage
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Qvin McQrthy tries to pacify the party
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
The GOP lost its message pre- and post-Trump
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Thu December 29, 2022
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Trump threatens to leave the Grand Old Party and form the Old Party of Grandness. SPLITTER
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Thanks for coming to the Christmas party, employees. FYI we're closing the restaurant in three days, so you're all out of a job. PS subby notes another Coco's diner in LA just abruptly closed; chain going under?
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(The New Republic)
 
 
 
Convicted felon Dinesh D'Souza's new film has the box office pull of a Kirk Cameron birthday party
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Wed December 28, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Presidential candidate declares he is not a bedwetter, hopes to lead the New Nigerian People's Front to victory. There's nobody we hate more than the People's Front of Nigeria or the Nigerian Popular People's Front. Bloody splitters
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
George Santos is actually the perfect poster child for the modern GQP: Power-hungry, unbound by ethical considerations, and willing to say or do anything, no matter how vile or underhanded, to win
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Should you attend that New Year's Eve party? Well, if you have to ask
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(Screen Rant)
 
 
 
No longer a Full (or harmonious) House
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Tue December 27, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Why spend New Years Eve partying, when instead you can read Friday's upcoming release of Trump's tax returns?
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(Straits Times)
 
 
 
Turkish restaurant near mosque apologizes for traumatizing local Muslims with "almost naked" belly dancing that was in fact not almost naked
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(iNews (UK))
 
 
 
UK's version of Mike Pence, Jacob £-Shillings and Pence, mulls running for Tory leadership should they lose next election. Promises to bring back workhouses, the hulks, gaslit streets, smog and other glories of the Victorian era
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Babylon is a defecating elephant of a movie." But does that mean it's good or bad?
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Virus ravaged China will scrap COVID-19 quarantine for incoming airline passengers, now says all are welcomed to the party
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Mon December 26, 2022
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
A little end of year web porn. Sorry, I mean Webb porn
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Oh, please. Oh, please. Oh, please
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Sun December 25, 2022
(Deadline)
 
 
 
A look back at television shows we lost in 2022
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Sat December 24, 2022
(Fark)
 
 
 
What's the best 'worst present' you ever received? Something you hated at first, but eventually came to cherish dearly
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Christmas Eve Saturday Night special on NFL Network, with the Raiders taking on the Steelers. Franco Harris will have a tribute, and can the Steelers brrring it and win in his honor? Or will the Raiders ruin the party? Kickoff is at 8:15 PM ET
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Fri December 23, 2022
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
High school dropout Charlie Kirk gives a stern warning to the richest, most powerful men in America that he is going to purge them from the GOP
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(DW)
 
 
 
Scotland passes law that allows its citizens to identify what is under their kilts
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
McConnell is officially done with Trump for now
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(AP News)
 
 
 
3 dead, 3 wounded in Paris shooting; suspect arrested. World shocked. Residents of US barely glance at headline over their phones
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Brian Kilmeade wades into House Speaker battle
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Man shoots woman because she was A: Breaking into his house? B: Attacking him? or C: Twerking?
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Today's accusation of what you're doing wrong: cheers-ing, because (*consults notes*) you're not doing it like the Royal Family (*stopped reading there*)
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Thu December 22, 2022
(Politico)
 
 
 
Guess which state GOP party might manage to derail Ronna McDaniel's RNC chair reelection bid?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
DeSantis Democrats are totally a real thing. Seriously, why would Fox News lie?
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Wed December 21, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
If these two crazy kids can't make it work, what chance do any of us have?
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Mon December 19, 2022
(AOL)
 
 
 
Trump's hold on the GOP is weakening, says nervous outgoing Republican senator for the seventeenth time
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Voters: Does this mean uh...the popularity of the party is waning? Republican leader: Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no...no, no, not at all. I, I, I just think that the.. uh... Our appeal is becoming more selective
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Sun December 18, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Frustrated Brexiteers want the Brexit they were promised. And subby wanted to ride on a white unicorn into the church where he was going to marry Scarlett Johansson, yet here we are
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(NPR)
 
 
 
NPR asks the question: What wine should you bring to that big holiday party? Thunderbird? Two Buck Chuck? That stuff with the kangaroo on it? Share your sophistication with other Farkers
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Bananarama not as popular on reunion tour
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
SNL weakens with the loss of its strongest cast member
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(WLKY Louisville)
 
 
 
Dental Office Holiday Partygoer loses her White Elephant TJ Maxx $25 gift card, so she 'steals' Kentucky Lottery Scratchers...wins $50 & $175,000 top prize. Meanwhile FARK Admins fight over Hot Cocoa Sampler Box
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Sat December 17, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
How to party if you're bad at partying. Whoo. Hoo
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(MSN)
 
 
 
The party of family values everybody
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Democrats are usually the ones who experience a cruel truth about American democracy: That one political party can get more votes than the other, but doesn't receive a comparable level of power. This time, it's the Republicans' turn
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Fri December 16, 2022
(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
Partially clothed men dressed as elves, alcohol, a high school choir, and a dirty Santa... you sure know how to party for a school board member
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(KBZK Bozeman)
 
 
 
If an avalanche researcher triggers an avalanche, do they get an award or do they just let it slide?
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Seems Hakeem Jeffries is battling members of his own party
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Thu December 15, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
What bipartisanship should look like: New Zealand PM and the opposition party leader she called an 'arrogant prick' during debates have both signed a framed copy of the transcript containing the remark and are auctioning it off for charity
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Does Ruben Gallego own even a single quirky outfit?
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
McCarthy is still all aboard the Trump train. Thuga sluga Q crew
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(Slate)
 
 
 
It looks like Queen Quirky quit the Democratic Party so she'd have more time to sell her used stuff on Facebook Marketplace
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Wed December 14, 2022
(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
Hey, look, the party of family values is family-valuing super hard again
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Island nation, famous for drunk people lying down to sleep in the middle of the road, is worried even more will be run over now that the Christmas party season has arrived
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
House Freedom Caucus Christmas Party is about 1 level of fun above "A Kirk Cameron Birthday"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
A Nazi, a pedophile, and a rapist walk up to the bar. Bartender says, "Welcome to the CPAC Christmas party, gents"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
"You think I don't know how farking old I am?"
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Tue December 13, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Because nothing will make pharmaceutical companies step up to the plate during the NEXT public health crisis quite like being hauled before a Florida grand jury because the state's governor wants to score points with his party's lunatic fringe
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(WFMZ Allentown)
 
 
 
Problem: nobody has the magic number to take control of your House of Representatives. Solution: "Bring out your dead"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
K-Pop's biggest new stars manage to avoid military service with this one weird trick that recruiters hate
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 2000, Al Gore conceded the Presidential Election, setting up for years of being called 'Sore Loserman' by people who would go suddenly very quiet on that topic in 2020
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Mon December 12, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Arizona Democrats failed to clap hard enough
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Please excuse Hunter Biden for talking to me at the State Dinner, signed Kevin McCarthy's mother
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Stuart Varney tried to get Ronna Romney-McDaniel to admit that Trump has destroyed the Republican Party: "I don't like playing partisan games"
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Adele cries onstage learning she was part of a friend's divorce party. Happy tears, mind you
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Rick Scott says Herschel Walker will be a leader in the GOP "for years to come." Democrats thrilled
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Sun December 11, 2022
(Politico)
 
 
 
Third-party group No Labels wooing potential candidates from both political poles, the right AND far-right
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Michael Steele warns: You like to think that you're immune to the stump, oh yeah. It's closer to the truth to say you still love that chump, you know you're gonna have to face it you're addicted to Trump
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Sen. Jon Tester (D-Mont.): Not committed to 2024 yet. Maybe he's thinking of pulling a Kyrsten Sinema
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Sat December 10, 2022
(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Ever notice how the dumbest political maneuvering and bill ideas come from one specific political party?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Tennessee congressman Tim Burchett invents the 15-minute Christmas party
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Fri December 09, 2022
(The Gamer)
 
 
 
One ring to win them all, one ring to find them; One ring to bill them all and to their PCs bind them
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(Politico)
 
 
 
RNC emails reveal fascists' fraying fabric
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Kyrsten Sinema leaves the Democratic Party. And this changes things how?
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Thu December 08, 2022
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Have a lemon party with the Good Claire
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fox News stomps on Donald Trump's face. "Having suffered the rare humiliation of failing to win a second term in the Oval Office, and having cost his party a majority in the senate - 3 times - it is time for Donald Trump to step away from politics"
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Hannity encourages Republicans to vote by mail, 'cuz if you can't beat 'em or Gerrymander 'em or suppress 'em, then join 'em
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Wed December 07, 2022
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
IPhone estimates are dropping like a 3rd party service reseller call
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
The party's over, Rudy and Andrii
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
90 Biden judges have been approved in his first 2 years, more than Obama or Trump. Nearly half of the 90 are women of color
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Tue December 06, 2022
(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
I thought renting out a cock and a couple hens was British slang for prostitution which explains the awkward bachelor party
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Disturbing photos from Studio 54, but hey we never seen Robin Williams like this before
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Mon December 05, 2022
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Throw Kanye down the well and we'll all have Big Party at the Center Kennedy
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Does fark have any advice for this poor man. tired of having drunken orgies with their partner and all their friends and neighbors, in this edition of letters that the author made up so they have something to talk about? (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Does fark have any advice for this poor man. tired of having drunken orgies with their partner and all their friends and neighbors, in this edition of letters that the author made up so they have something to talk about? (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
If you happen to find the $65 trillion in missing U.S. Dollar debt, please contact Chairman Jay Powell so he can set it on fire before anyone finds out
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Last week: top GOP'ers silent over TFG's Nazi dinner party. This week: top GOP'ers silent over TFG's shredding of the US Constitution. It's as if they signed away their balls
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Sun December 04, 2022
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Yes, Senator Ernst, the Democratic party was deliberately flipping *you* off by moving their primary from Iowa to South Carolina. The Democratic party should choose Samuel L. Jackson to deliver their brief retort
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Amazon warming up to the idea of supporting the Nazi Party
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Fri December 02, 2022
(The Age (Melbourne))
 
 
 
EU spent $500,000 to throw a party in the Metaverse. Which I'm sure was appreciated by the 6 people who showed up
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(WWE)
 
 
 
It's Figure Four Friday: On Smackdown, Ricochet & Santos meet in the WWE World Cup Finals, Braun gets new red pants. Then on Rampage: Jay Lethal & JJ vs Private Party, OC vs QT for the AAC. Confused? You won't be after 8 PM ET on FS1, 10 PM ET on TNT
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(Zillow)
 
 
 
Folks, we have a winner in the "Worst decorating taste ever, yet still Fark Party worthy" category
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(MSN)
 
 
 
A potentially dangerous road rage incident fizzled out into nothing after one party refused to be intimidated by the other, who was "clucking like a chicken." Foghorn Leghorn seen leaving the incident
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Republican Party aborts Herschel Walker's campaign
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(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
Party guest arrested over shockingly bad behavior
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Thu December 01, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
Nabors kills man at bachelor party with fentanyl-laced cocaine. Surprise, surprise surprise
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
1Password, no longer 2 things to remember. No need to recall whether you made the poor choice to use your Facebook or Google login to that obscure snarky comment site. 1Password will helpfully remember third-party logins for you
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Attorney recalls being drugged, robbed by two women in the Hollywood Hills, and not fondly
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Wed November 30, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
There is plenty of college basketball action on Wednesday. Will Duke suck against Ohio State? Will it be North Carolina or Indiana in a battle of two historical powerhouses? How about Sparty vs. the Irish? Games with ranked teams start at 7:15 PM ET
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Joy Reid: Corporate needs you to find the difference between Nick Fuentes and the standard GOP
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"House Democrats pick Hakeem Jeffries to succeed Nancy Pelosi, the first Black lawmaker to lead a party in Congress"
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
GOP candidate who lost AZ race for attorney general sues, loses. "Their major problem is they still don't have any facts to support their lawsuit"
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Air BnB is going to bring that same happy party atmosphere to your apartment complex as it has for all of our neighborhoods. Enjoy
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Tue November 29, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Horatio, sans lawsuit
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Get out your fringed suede jackets and tie-dye t-shirts, because economist warns that next year we're gonna party like it's 1969
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Mon November 28, 2022
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Difficulty is Simena going to make it through the Primary? Anyway here is your Republicans are going to eventually win so the Democrats should just give up thread for the day
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Toadies suddenly realize that loyalty to the scorpion is a one-way street
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Sun November 27, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
In the absence of accomplishment, DeSatan hopes to win the presidency by being the biggest dick in the GQP
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Sat November 26, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Minority party of the Alaskan Senate is 3 Republicans after the other Republicans merge with Democrats to form a bipartisan coalition, no Homers Club
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Netflix decides to make extra money through ads during shows. Anime distributor pulls one of the biggest shows of the past decade in response
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Thu November 24, 2022
(AP News)
 
Hero
 
After Germany offers Eurofighter planes and Patriot air defense systems to Poland, Poland says Ukraine should get them instead
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
We could learn something from our southern brethren
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Bolsonaro blasts Brazil's ballot bcounting
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Wed November 23, 2022
(CBC)
 
 
 
And he would have gotten away with it if it weren't for that meddling pension plan administrator
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Maricopa County GOP Party won't sign off on post-election exam of election equipment because there wasn't enough magenta and the cyan looked kinda suspicious
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
The beatings will continue until iPhone production improves
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(Coming Soon)
 
 
 
Almost everyone is coming Ferrix to "party" with Cassian. The season 1 finale of "Andor" streams on Disney Plus at 3 AM ET. If you don't watch, Mon Mothma will arrange your marriage to a Hutt
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Tue November 22, 2022
(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
Homeowner fights against Jack Daniel's planned construction of six whiskey barrel warehouses because of whiskey fungus. "They will begin to turn the rest of Lincoln County into the same black fungus." Party pooper
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(Upper Michigan's Source)
 
 
 
Amazingly, when you remove years of Republican gerrymandering, the party that has the most votes actually wins control of the government
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Mon November 21, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Oh, sure, let's do this again. Why the hell not?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Georgia GQP: You can vote on Saturday. Georgia GQP after Dems win Nevada Senate race: Oops, no you can't. We really want you to, but sorry, the law says you can't. Judge: Yes, they can. Georgia GQP: This is an outrage We appeal
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(MSN)
 
 
 
The party of rich snobby old prunes gears up to make sure that only people already swimming in luxury get any kind of financial break
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(AP News)
 
 
 
A weakened Trump with all the GOP sharks coming out to feast on Trump chum, many party leaders and donors fear they're creating a repeat of 2016
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
No Kevin, the military is one of those Republican things you DO want to support. Beginner mistake
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Sun November 20, 2022
(Chron)
 
 
 
Terrible Ted confirms that he will seek a third term in 2024
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
This sausage party does not belong on the Food tab
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