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Fri February 26, 2021
(Syracuse Post-Standard)
 
 
 
Kevin Bacon wants to know how the Footloose town elders took over New York
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Wed February 24, 2021
(Rapid City Journal)
 
 
 
It's red state miracle as articles of impeachment are filed against the South Dakota attorney general since misdemeanor charges for a hit and run pedestrian death seemed a tad light
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Tue February 23, 2021
(Axios)
 
 
 
In his speech on Sunday, Donald Trump will claim total control of the GOP and that he is the presumptive 2024 nominee. This is certainly not a distraction from his tax issues
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Mon February 22, 2021
(WRAL)
 
 
 
Duke Students Suck
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Sun February 21, 2021
(US Department of Justice)
 
 
 
Feds take down a "non profit" organization that was funneling dark money to corrupt political officials in Ohio. Watch this, it's going to get bigger
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Thu February 18, 2021
(The Bulwark)
 
 
 
What we mean when we talk about "unity" between the two political parties, it's really about fighting the insurgents trying to destroy our democracy
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
In a world filled with near-constant seldom-verified speculation Subby has grown sick and tired of the idiom "take it with a grain of salt." Surely we can do better
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Wed February 17, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Biden: I only have time to talk to the two-termers
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Tue February 16, 2021
(The Cheat Sheet)
 
 
 
50 year$ after "The Andy Griffith $how" went off the air, the que$tion a$ to owner$hip of it$ iconic theme $ong remain$ in litigation
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Georgia US Senate race 2 boogaloo...sort of
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Mon February 15, 2021
(Commentary Magazine)
 
 
 
The crazy in the national GOP is now trickling down to the state level, the local Republican parties are now going crazy
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Sun February 14, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
So in case you haven't been paying attention, and chances are you haven't, we thought we'd take a moment to mention Italy has a new prime minister
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Fri February 12, 2021
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Noam Chomsky on How US political parties have shifted in recent years
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Thu February 11, 2021
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The Republican party now resembles one of those crazed European extreme right-wing parties, which wouldn't be as bad if they didn't also control half of the Federal government and multiple states
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Fly United in one of their pilotless electric VTOL drones
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(Fox 16 Little Rock)
 
 
 
You're headed for a bar of soap, Senator
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Wed February 10, 2021
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
You're enraging people wrong
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Tue February 09, 2021
(WTOC Savannah)
 
 
 
Local politics would be a lot more amusing if more cities allowed bars to sell alcohol at council meetings
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Mon February 08, 2021
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Vlad's considering cutting a $6.7bil check to soothe the masses, which is a lot easier and less messy than millions of defenestrations and 'tea parties'
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Sat February 06, 2021
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The GOP is already revising history with how they and Trump handled the pandemic, here's a preview of how they plan to gaslight the country
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Thu February 04, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Brave Sir Donny ran away
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Wed February 03, 2021
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
"Just lay low and cool it." Fauci's Superb Owl party or sex advice?
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Mon February 01, 2021
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
A. Blinken says Iran is only weeks away from having enough nuclear material to make a bomb, and that he cannot tell a lie
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
State Republican parties are acting no better than Sein Fein did after Bloody Sunday
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Thu January 28, 2021
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Some people get parties on their birthdays, other get gifts, and this Florida Man gets mistakenly released from jail so he can continue to commit criminal mischief
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Wed January 27, 2021
(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Short answer: N O
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
Due to neither reaching the 2% of votes needed in the 2020 election, the "Constitution" and "Green" parties are no longer recognized in North Carolina
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Yo Gabba Comrade pops back up, claims to have found a group worse than the capitol rioters, and...oh, wow
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
No joke here, just a reminder that our tax laws, like our views on race, gender, how political parties should work, and whether the internet is magic or not, are firmly set in the 1850s
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Mon January 25, 2021
(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
As the Senate impeachment trial looms, GOP Senators, initially outraged at a sitting President using the office to forcefully overturn a free and fair election, and incited a mob to storm the Capitol, now say "We good with that, no need to convict"
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Sat January 23, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
This may be the dumbest thing an elected Republican has said about the second impeachment so far
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Tue January 19, 2021
(Vice)
 
 
 
Pandemic? There's a Pandemic? Sorry, officer, I've been drunk for the last year so we missed this news. Surprisingly this excuse did not work
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Mon January 18, 2021
(WDRB Louisville)
 
 
 
Protip: If you're a lawyer and a comment you make in court elicits multiple gasps, it's probably not a good thing. Double protip: Saying you'll pay the fine resulting from the gasp-worthy comment with "straight cash homie" ain't a good look either
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Sat January 16, 2021
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
OhReally.jpg
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Thu January 14, 2021
(Axios)
 
 
 
Jennifer Lopez and Lady Gaga will perform at Biden's swearing-in
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Wed January 13, 2021
(LA Times)
 
 
 
"I do what I want" house party edition ended due to A) realization that gatherings cause Covid spread; B) party host contracting Covid; C) DWP cutting all utilities to the address?
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Good news: Mary-Kate Olsen is back on the market
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(Politico (Europe))
 
 
 
Jüri Ratas resigns as prime minister of Estonia. In other news, Estonia is actually a country, and not an online marijuana supplier
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Mon January 11, 2021
(The Register)
 
 
 
Woman calls cops because of pota-toes sticking out of the ground
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Sun January 10, 2021
(Economist)
 
 
 
For the first time since Kazakstan gained independence, no genuine opposition parties will appear on the ballot in the next election. This is good news... NOT
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Thu January 07, 2021
(Al-Monitor)
 
 
 
After a pardon from Trump over the Thanksgiving holidays, Turkey calls for 'common sense' amid post-election unrest in the United States
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Wed January 06, 2021
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Hey Vern, why are you earnestly so stupid as to join the Republican party now?
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Tue January 05, 2021
(Vice)
 
 
 
Party like it's 2000: Remembering the launch night and listening party, at the Playboy Mansion, of "Chocolate Starfish and the Hotdog Flavored Water"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
FI may have to pass on the date of its March season opener in Melbourne
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Today's industry struggling because of the pandemic? Shoe Cobblers. Arguments of how peach or blueberry are better to the right
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Mon January 04, 2021
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Roku in talks to buy Quibi's content for the change in its car's ash tray and a BB&B 20% off coupon
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Sun January 03, 2021
(Some Taxi Driver)
 
 
 
Canada knows how to deal with Covidiots. Taxi driver takes zero shiat from F for brains passenger
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Sat January 02, 2021
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
For some of you taking out the garbage is a mundane chore, not this make up artist who dresses in ballgowns and heels every Wednesday to take her bins out (possible nsfw content on page)
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Fri January 01, 2021
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Judge rules Danny Masterson harassment suit must go through Church of Scientology mediation, potential cleansing of harmful thetans
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Thu December 31, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Turkey: when it comes to a four-day holiday lockdown we're not chicken
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Wed December 30, 2020
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Pickleball and lemon parties
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Yemen offers Saudi Arabia some feedback on the new government it's attempting to install
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Tue December 29, 2020
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Student suspended for Pro Trump t-shirt and school district settle suit in confidential deal. IANAL but doesn't agreeing that each side pay their own attorneys signal a win for the defense?
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(KTAR Phoenix)
 
 
 
Arizona police asking hunters to lend a hand to solve body parts investigation
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Mon December 28, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
No matter how Alex Smith's leg feels, former 1st round draft pick Dwayne Haskins will not be starting for the Washington No-Names on Sunday...or ever again, as the team has RELEASED him following yesterday's disastrous performance
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Sat December 26, 2020
(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
Woman calls cops after Ninja Van deliveryman breaks lucky flower pot. "The pot was placed at her door in accordance with fengshui principles and had netted her numerous lottery wins over the years"
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Fri December 25, 2020
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Even the Christmas themed beach parties try to kill you in Australia
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(PC Gamer)
 
 
 
Gearbox and Duke Nukem composer settle for a royalty amount of $1 per unit sold. No word on what he'll do with the $5
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Since when has he ever calmed down and done something quietly? It's almost as if no one in Congress on either side has learned anything about his behavior over the past four years
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Thu December 24, 2020
(OilPrice.com)
 
 
 
Mexico de-centralizes oil and allows foreign companies to explore for oil. Talos Energy finds 670MM recoverable bbls of oil. Mexico says thank you and attempts to take over the project shoving Talos out of the way to claim it all for themselves
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Feeling under the weather, and unsure whether or not you should stay home from work? This story will help you decide
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Tue December 22, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
What is it with pro athletes and strip clubs anyway
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Sat December 19, 2020
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
On Zoom, no one can see your feet
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Fri December 18, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Brian Kelly says Notre Dame will boycott CFP at the Rose Bowl if fans aren't allowed in to watch Alabama kick their ass
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(Betting on Bitcoin)
 
 
 
Thanks to John McAfee at least 2020 will end on a hilarious note
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Thu December 17, 2020
(LAD Bible)
 
 
 
If your mom ever threw away your best porno mags, you may be entitled to substantial compensation and/or giving us all an earworm for the rest of the day
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Jaqen H'ghar approves
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(CNN)
 
 
 
YOU LIE ... in an ICU, preferably
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Wed December 16, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Mike Pompeo threw a Christmas party and nobody showed, not even him. The administration can't even host a proper superspreader event anymore
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
DFL8G8
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Tue December 15, 2020
(Variety)
 
 
 
Company who forces everyone who uses its service to agree to an arbitration clause as part of their terms of service is forced into arbitration by an appeals court due to contract violations
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Judge rules that Trump must turn over documents relating to the Seven Springs fraud case
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Fire up all the ouroboros jpegs as new polling shows that sowing distrust in the electoral process may not work out so well in the Senate runoffs for the GOP in Georgia
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Mon December 14, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The EU's chief negotiator still hopes to clinch an EU-UK trade deal. Chances are he's still drunk from all the weekend's holiday parties
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Brexit trade talks extend past Sunday deadline as leaders pledge to "go the extra mile." "Kilometer." "Mile." "Kilometer." "Fark you, we're leaving"
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Sun December 13, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Punishing Trump's attorneys is the way to stop his baseless lawsuits. Easy peasy
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Fri December 11, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
"A campus full of drunk infected undergrads is no way to go through spring semester, Chancellor"
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Overwhelming majority of Americans want Congress to stop acting like 5-year-olds and pass more stimulus now, tell Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell to stick his liability protections for businesses up his shell
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Thu December 10, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
How come no one ever has a FUN manifesto? One about free beer for all and not about bombing buildings of political parties?
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
SCOTUS rules that requiring judges to belong to either the Democratic or Republican parties in Delaware is legal until someone is actually denied a judgeship for not being a member of one of those parties
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(BBC)
 
 
 
How are countries doing five years after the Paris climate deal? Some irrelevant countries are reducing CO2 emissions while the only one that counts projects increases for the next decade
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Wed December 09, 2020
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Brussels just can't stop having sex parties I guess (possible nsfw content on page)
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Tue December 08, 2020
(Axios)
 
 
 
When the White House began sending out invitations for its Christmas Parties, everyone joked about them become super spreader events
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(Austin Statesman)
 
 
 
"You bring the pot roast, you bring the rolls, you bring the Covid, and I'll bring the dessert"
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Sun December 06, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Maybe these moms would like a cup of Starbuck's coffee to go with their faux outrage
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Thu December 03, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
"He described how many of the guests thought the police were props for the gathering and 'participants tried to undo the police officer's pants' '
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
"He described how many of the guests thought the police were props for the gathering and 'participants tried to undo the police officer's pants' '
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Um... Daddy... I could really use that pardon right about now
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Wed December 02, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
You are cordially invited to die in agony
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Tue December 01, 2020
(KTAR Phoenix)
 
 
 
Hobbs maintains confidence in Arizona election results, Calvin's denials
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Six months after Oracle trumpeted Zoom as a cloud customer, AWS says it is Zoom's 'preferred' cloud. Those Ellison-Bezos tea parties have got to be tense
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(Japan Times)
 
 
 
The Tokyo Olympic rings have been reinstalled and lit. Local leaders hope they do and do not act as a beacon
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Knowing that it only has a few weeks left to kill as many Americans as possible, the Trump administration announces a full schedule of indoor holiday parties, including a Congressional Ball, to take place at the White House
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Mon November 30, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
"New Zealand officials file charges over deadly White Island volcano eruption". Arrest warrants issued for Rūaumoko and Madame Pele
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Disco lives forever in this groovy Michigan time capsule house, could be the ultimate boss level for "The Floor Is Lava"
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Sun November 29, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
The Guardian, using Obama's Time Machine™, predicted Trump's every reaction to the 2020 election... in JULY
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(NY1)
 
 
 
Thanks to COVID, NYC hasn't broken up this many illegal bottle parties since Legs Diamond's day
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Tue November 24, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Spain wants to approve seis parties for the holidays. You read that wrong
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Fri November 13, 2020
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Rand Paul urges Covid-19 victims to doff their masks and go to bars, restaurants, and parties in order to infect others
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Wed November 11, 2020
(The Sun)
 
Boobies
 
Virtual sex parties are offering some an escape from isolation during the latest lockdown. The Sun is there to fap to that (possible nsfw content on page)
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Mon November 09, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
So apparently, one poll worker in Michigan witnessed fraud on an almost daily basis for months and never said anything about it, and nobody else, including the poll watchers from both parties, ever saw it
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Sun November 08, 2020
(CBC)
 
 
 
Canadians cancelling Christmas. Parties and gatherings will be smaller, gift spending will be down, and kids will have to settle for sitting on Santa's virtual knee
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Fri November 06, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Georgia circles the wagons for the oncoming war between both parties with the Senate majority on the line ahead of the Jan. 5 runoffs
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