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Fri July 03, 2020
(War is Boring)
 
 
 
The Navajo Nation looking to nationalize Remington Arms
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(The Intercept)
 
 
 
And the process is continuing day by day and minute by minute. History has stopped. Nothing exists except an endless present in which the Party is always right
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The trial of the 20 Saudis involved in Jamal Khashoggi's murder opens in Turkey. The first of many parts, one would think
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
Are bubbles and pods part of our post-pandemic future?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Part of Massachusetts declares the more the merrier, polyamorous relationships to be recognized
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(The Spectator UK)
 
 
 
Why can't today's podcasting whippersnappers make a good old-fashioned audio drama? They're always doing self-indulgent narration and audio wankery that requires headphones and full attention when all I want is a pleasant whodunit to fall asleep to
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Those college "pay to get COVID" parties are as well-sourced and real as the injecting of the marijuanas. "Has not been able to verify such parties have taken place" shoulda told ya
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Thu July 02, 2020
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Did anyone actually think that, even in the midst of a pandemic, Jersey politicians would pass up the opportunity to enrich themselves and their buddies?
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Man, the Confederates haven't had their asses whipped this bad in Richmond since 1865
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(Futurism)
 
 
 
Mars needs people. Particularly 110 who would like to be buried in a unique place
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Facebook improperly gave users' data to third-party developers, again
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Meghan McCain says she's lost trust in Dr. Anthony Fauci because he isn't blaming BLM protesters for the Rona surge. He also isn't blaming dolphin farts or the lack of a Season 2 of Watchmen so what's her point?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What is your favorite song from a movie?
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Canada's five big banks boycott Facebook for promoting hate speech
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
New York's latest Coronavirus cluster traced to a man who knew he had symptoms but threw a party with dozens of guests because f*ck it
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Senate Republicans and Olympic gymnast McKayla Maroney are unimpressed by Trump's threat to veto a military spending bill over the issue of renaming bases named after enemy generals. Maybe they want to be the party of Lincoln again
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
So what WILL happen if 20 million people are suddenly evicted from their rental apartments?
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Dog groomer thinks animal abuse is cute, transforms her poodles into crazy multicoloured creations with non-toxic vegan dye
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(Daily Star)
 
Boobies
 
Fired female Ukrainian politician dons eye-popping swimsuit to launch new boobie party to 'fight corruption' of male political prostitutes (possible nsfw content on page)
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Another day another story about someone who went to a party knowing they had Covid19 and infected and killed a bunch of people
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Finally, Trump gets a completely impartial endorsement from liberal mastermind Brad Parscale
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
In today's episode of "Stupid American Tricks", teenagers in Tuscaloosa, Alabama are throwing "COVID parties", where the first diagnosed teen wins a cash jackpot. Subby encourages less damaging behaviors, like eating Tide Pods or swallowing goldfish
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Ever been to an Indian wedding? They're incredibly fun and massive three-day parties, until the groom dies on day two from Covid-19
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Tom Hanks goes big, makes a splash, and casts away all the hooches saying "That thing you do; you're ladykillers; shame on you" He truly is in a league of his own
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Wed July 01, 2020
(Forbes)
 
 
 
The Department of Education announced that they would stop employing Nelnet and Great Lakes to take student loans. It was a surprise for everyone- especially those companies
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Defund the police and we can fight crime with music and dance. Only partially joking
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
New exotic particle discovered by scientists at the Large Hadron Collider Beauty, eh
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Florida beaches, hospitals jam-packed with young partygoers
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
In today's complete and total coincidence out of the Trump campaign, Trump's website is selling a T-shirt using the slogan of the fascist America First Committee. Bonus: It also looks a lot like the Iron Eagle, the official symbol of the Nazi Party
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Try to guess the only three parties who publicly dispute the facts of the Russian bounties. Go on, you'll never.....oh. You guessed already. You peeked
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Q: What happens to the good apples in police departments who try to hold bad apples accountable? A: They get funneled to desk work, get demoted, or outright fired for their malfeasance
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
America is moving further and further from reality as we go from Tea Party Republicans to Qanon Republicans who get their truth from the kids at 4chan
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(WXYZ Detroit)
 
 
 
Kiss My Bezos; Detroit Amazon delivery driver quits midshift via Twitter rant on Uber ride home, informing interested parties where to score a half-full truck with keys in the ignition
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(11 Alive)
 
 
 
The latest edition of 'Take Down That Confederate Participation Trophy in the Middle of the Night' brought to you by the mayor of Conyers, Georgia
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
A visibly terrified Tucker Carlson says Republicans are failing voters by offering "partisan junk food" like the Strzok texts and Benghazi
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(KWCH Wichita)
 
 
 
Kansas decides to go forward with the coronavirus petri dish known as its State Fair
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Tue June 30, 2020
(Vice)
 
 
 
There might never be a better time to experiment with a Guaranteed Basic Income, as a way to deal with both racial inequality and the looming recession
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(ThreatPost)
 
 
 
Amazon's facial recognition "misidentified" more than 100 photos of US and UK lawmakers as criminals. Sure Jan, misidentified
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Gainesville college students who went out partying in bars claiming their college town "barely has any" COVID-19 cases...well you can figure out what happened next
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Obama, Clinton, Bush, and Carter show respect and honor for Negro League's 100th anniversary. However there seems to be one person missing. One particular White House resident that didn't. Hmmmmm...wonder why?
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(Columbus Dispatch)
 
 
 
Ohio Face-Eating Leopard Party goes cannibal because the F-ELP governor supports healthy faces covered in masks instead of uncovered and diseased faces
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(CNN)
 
 
 
In the wake of Princeton dropping Woodrow Wilson's name from campus, NJ Governor announces that he too is woke to anti-racism, and is doing his part by no longer using Wilson's old desk
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My sister became obsessed with diets, cleanses, and New Age nonsense; she wound up hospitalized and eschewed science. She died and left video messages for her daughter; they're rambling idiocy with some nice parts. Can I edit out the dumb stuff?"
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(The Street)
 
 
 
Listen: a paltry thousand bucks for a phone is killing our profit margins. We gotta recoup that on accessories
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Family out $4,600 for postponed Celine Dion concert. Their debt will go on
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(WSBTV)
 
 
 
For sale: Atlanta office/hotel complex. Located conveniently between Centennial Olympic Park and two world-class sports arenas. Transit train station attached. Namesake Chicken Noodle News not included
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Mon June 29, 2020
(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Sammy Hagar: "Yeah, about me touring during the pandemic"
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(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
The giant iceberg beneath the pointy tip of partisan gerrymandering
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(TechSpot)
 
 
 
From making Intel clones that performed better than Intel parts to Threadripper, the rollercoaster that is AMD's history
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
SCOTUS: What part of Roe v. Wade did you not understand?
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Thank god we have a president willing to discuss whether he was put here by god
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Sun June 28, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
With flights banned, man sails 29-foot boat solo from Portugal to Argentina in an attempt to get to his father's 90th birthday party, delayed but back in time for Father's Day
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(Some Bunker Guy)
 
 
 
For no particular reason, we thought you might like this little article about underground bunkers that just happen to be on the market for the right price
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
American Airlines CEO says it is 'hard' to avoid furloughs, since if they don't they might see their bonuses drop and that must be avoided at all costs ... okay, so maybe he didn't say the last part. Out loud, anyway
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Wall St. upset the money spigot might be partly diverted somewhere other than Wall St.
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Sat June 27, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
OB-GYN performs ultrasound exam: "Either I'm still totally wasted from last night's party or you're having two uteruses"
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(Cinema Blend)
 
 
 
A judge after throwing out a lawsuit filed by Stan Lee's daughter: "Stan Lee, a superhero in his own right, served to inspire the everyday hero. The Court urges parties to treat his legacy with respect and cease engaging in meritless litigation"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Oh, nothing. Just a rise in nuclear particles detected in the Baltic Sea
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Dotard does executive order to protect the losers participation trophies while calling protesters marxist terrorists who want to destroy the US government
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Fri June 26, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Head of Church of England: Maybe we should reconsider that whole "white Jesus" thing
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Sabre-rattling Greek navy fights back at Turkey's aggression ... by sinking an abandoned warship close to Turkish holiday islands in the Mediterranean. No word yet if decommissioned transport ship was able to fight back
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Unilever ratchets up the pressure on the social medias by dropping advertising on twitter and facebook
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Zuckerbot will leave up lies, but will name them as lies - he's still equivocating on fake news. Must be part of his core programming
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
If you bought a Model S between 2012 and 2013, there is a good chance you bought a car with known (potentially flammable) defects, but Elon REALLY needed those sales so your safety and well being don't matter as much
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(Pew Research Center)
 
 
 
New Pew Poll says Republicans, Democrats are moving even further apart with coronavirus concerns. How can that even be with one side wanting to save everyone and the other wanting to kill them?
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(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
Woman who tried to shame barista now wants some of the GoFundMe raised for barista. Also farts out this gem: "It starts with coffee but it ends with digital certificates and forced vaccinations." thatescalatedquickly.jpg
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(Politico)
 
 
 
States: Bridge, we've hit an iceberg and we're taking on water, the compartments are flooding fast, we need immediate damage control. Captain Pence: Nonsense, it only SEEMS like there's more water in the bulkhead because we're looking for it
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Name something you're procrastinating about
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(WKYC Cleveland)
 
 
 
Fed to banks: look farkos, we're about to be in for a VERY bumpy ride, so you all are going to hang on to your cash and not deplete it by buying back your own stock or handing out dividends to investors until at least September, capice?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Lindsey Graham's vote on expansion of authority for Inspectors General reveals his part in the Great Trump Conspiracy
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(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Customer to restaurant owner: why are the staff not wearing masks? Restaurant owner to customer: don't come back. Health Department to restaurant owner: here are 11 violations we found
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(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
300 teens possibly exposed to COVID-19 at Texas 'Pongfest' party
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
A doctor has seen some shiat. This would be fine if the doctor had been a proctologist, but she's a physiotherapist
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(Slate)
 
 
 
I know I'm a hottie, but only average looking guys ask me out. Should I be worried that I'm not as hot as I thought I am
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Chris Pratt mourns his beloved pet goat. Though we all miss you everyday, we know you're up there eating heaven's hay. And here's the part that hurts the most, humans cannot ride a ghost. Bye bye Prince Rupert. You're 5000 candles in the wind
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Thu June 25, 2020
(Thread Reader)
 
 
 
You know things have gotten bad when the people who poured millions of dollars into lying about government-run health care actually admit they made a mistake
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(Nerdist)
 
 
 
So you call yourself a handyman? Well have you ever built a below-ground swimming pool using only rudimentary tools
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Stouffer's unveils "Mac on Tap" machine, will be installed whenever another Fark party is allowed again
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
The Party of Lincoln? "We can debate about what side was right or wrong, or, you know, whether it was an invasion or a rebellion"
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(CBS8 San Diego)
 
 
 
Surprise birthday party turns 18 positive for COVID-19
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
"Wray revealed there had been a 1,300 percent increase in espionage investigations into the Chinese region in the past decade and said the party was actively spying on Fortune 100 countries and trying to influence US politics" China don't play nice
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Oh, you're looking forward to watching the Hamilton movie? That's cool. I used to like Hamilton, too, but I was into it back when they released the cast recordings. It's just so mainstream now
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(Indy100)
 
 
 
Covid-19 is ravaging the world, Trump is completely losing his mind, and riots are still happening nightly, but at least Billie Eilish is doing her part...I think
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Edmonton doctor canoes to work: 'My commute is the best part of my day' How did you get to your job today?
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
In the criminal justice system, counterfeiters are especially heinous. On the internet, the dedicated detectives who investigate these felonies are part of an elite squad called the Counterfeit Crimes Unit. These are their stories
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Wed June 24, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
At an anti-mask party in Scottsdale Arizona, city council member cries out that he can't breathe as he suffocates on his own ignorance
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Tesla - Dead last in quality, as ranked by J.D. Power
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Looks like the coronavirus prefers meatpacking plants as an outbreak in Germany forces part of the country to go back into lockdown
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Scottish pubs and restaurants can reopen in July, will reshutter around oh, say, August 1
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Lindsey Graham declares the Democratic party is the new French revolution, which would make Trump Louis XVI and Melania Marie Antoinette. Do you think Lindsey knows what happened to the unpopular king and queen? Is he trying to tell us something?
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(Daily Post (UK))
 
 
 
Just leave it there for 5,000 years. Maybe stonehenge is just litter from a Druid party they didn't feel like cleaning up
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Pilot programme allows Chinese residents to check if their partner has a history of domestic abuse before getting married. However, you must provide your ID as well as the ID of your future spouse. Because that conversation should go smoothly
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
A US Senate committee wants to regulate the Pentagon's UFO information, get to the bottom of why if E.T.s are so smart, why don't they wear masks too
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Good news, your Mom just got a part in the new Lord of the Rings TV show
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
Happy birthday Robocop. Sequelly good bonus: It's Nancy Allen's (Murphy's partner) birthday too
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Ken Burns says confederate participation trophies are an "attempt to rewrite history by white supremacists," vows to make a 14-part documentary proving they need to be torn down
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
The GOP's whitewashed political reality is no accident - the party has repeatedly chosen to pursue white voters at the cost of others decade after decade
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
If he's this cool with a knife sticking out of his skull, imagine how much fun he is at parties (pic NSFLunch)
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Woman investigates David Duke and finds out he's a Nazi KKK motherfarker. Then finds out that the entire Republican party are a bunch of racists. Next thing you'll tell me is that Trump's a criminal - which you did back in 2015, over and over again
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Two teen girls go missing. Police shrug their shoulders. Family gets a search party together and finds them themselves. Then things get a little burny and shooty
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(Vice)
 
 
 
The biggest question facing partially reopened cities: where can I pee?
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Tue June 23, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
Systemic: sys·tem·ic /səˈstemik/ 1) relating to a system, especially as opposed to a particular part
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Even in a country so divided that you probably couldn't get 95% of Americans to agree on the need to breathe oxygen if one party came out for or against it, that's exactly how many people agree that that the criminal Justice system needs reform
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
There's no reason that we should be scourged by participation trophies
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
A State Department official, during a press briefing aimed at taking shots at China for not recognizing the value of a free press, put a reporter on mute because the reporter asked a question the official didn't want to answer about Bolton's book
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
A major political party is creating lying propaganda to discredit the voting process. In America. In the 21st Century. And this is now considered "normal"
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Paul McCartney slums it with two lesser Daves to cover When the Saints Go Marching In
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Don't drink beer in China, it might tear your bladder apart
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
If you are noticing a few hundred less tweets a day from Trump lately, it's because he's increasingly being preoccupied with defending his physical and mental health these days
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(AP News)
 
 
 
For a organically distanced and non-contact sport, that tennis match put together by Novak Djokovic in Serbia and Croatia is coughing up a lot of infections
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Is the LHC the end of the road for particle physics?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Saudi Arabia, proving that it prefers to cut the population down to size on an artisanal rather than industrial scale, cancels the Hajj pilgrimage
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Mon June 22, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Robert Gates: nothing is working and partisanship has paralyzed the country. Rest of us: we know
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(ebay)
 
 
 
Lick it and feel like one of the Kennedys
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(TuneIn)
 
 
 
The Old Time Radio Triple Play continues on Paul's Memory Bank (8PM EDT) with episodes of Our Miss Brooks, My Favorite Husband and a 6-part Superman.....damn that Jimmy Olsen is getting annoying
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
FFS What part of never interrupt an enemy when he is making a mistake don't you people understand?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Democratic leaders and Joe Biden are trying to remind voters that their party retains the unsurpassed ability to lose despite holding every advantage, so avoid overconfidence because Dem's can always find the needle of failure in a landslide haystack
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(KSAT San Antonio)
 
 
 
Texas luxury apartment home comes with hilltop view and a whole lot of NOPE
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Scotland says it may take company stakes to keep them from turning into crap
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(MSN)
 
 
 
American begins selling $2bil in junk to raise cash. This is not a metaphor
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
"Hey man, remember when a simple misunderstanding resulted in our partnership?"
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Sun June 21, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Police departments won't comply with a chokehold ban even if it's demanded by Congress
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Fri June 19, 2020
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Warner Records gives record deal to 12 year-old sensation whose Instagram Black Lives Matter anthem went viral
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"Feasting black holes, exploding stars, and searingly hot gas." Fark parties of old or amazing new X-ray shots of the universe from a German-Russian space telescope?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Police department in Moundsville, WV, population estimated at about 8,500, gets a new vehicle that was desperately needed
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(PokerNews)
 
 
 
Nine years after Black Friday, states are finally allowing players to play online poker. Let's see how the Department of Justice feels about that. And also how they feel about online lottery ticket sales
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
New Yorkers are partying in the streets with fireworks. Correction, they are fighting each other with fireworks
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(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
LASD shoot and kill a second black man in two days. This time a security guard who ran away when he saw two people point a gun at him
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(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
So, you think a sea lion can take a Z28? Let's see what ya got
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Legendary stage and film actor Ian Holm departs for Valinor
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(Some Gearhead)
 
 
 
Cyclist thinks he's claimed world "Everesting" record by riding 8,848 meters of elevation gain in 7 hours, 32 minutes, but due to route miscalculation he fails to summit. Hillary ensues
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Thu June 18, 2020
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Remember Woodstock 50? Well the organizers are now suing their former financial partners Dentsu Group, accusing the company of "sabotage" and "destruction of the festival." Which was a sucky idea to begin with
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(Ultimate Classic Rock)
 
 
 
30 years ago, "Star Trek: The Next Generation" gave us the greatest sci-fi cliffhanger episode ever with "The Best Of Both Worlds"
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Airlines which are clearly part of the Liberal Deep State are not allowing MAGA activists to fly in order to protect Antifa, the Rand Corporation, reverse vampires, Obama, Hillary, Mel Torme, Dwezil Zappa, Spongebob, the Trilateral Commission & Bob
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
The medicinal leech's genome has been mapped by a team of researchers. "Hey, who's the scientist around here," asks medieval barber Theodoric of York
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(NPR)
 
 
 
45 min interview with Michael Osterholm, the Covid expert from Minnesota, is not completely depressing. Except maybe the part that he gets death threats and called a member of the deep state
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Fox News covers the Bolton revelations, particularly that they "reveal Trump's caution and humanity." No, really
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
China finds heavy viral traces in the seafood and meat sections of the Beijing food market, calls on the melamine department to establish a new export division
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Wed June 17, 2020
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
If you stopped in Orlando International Airport recently, you might want to see if you got coronavirus as a parting gift
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Having spent a ton of cash to only partially screw up the nation's public school system, Netflix founder builds secret summer camp for it
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Mr. Trump did not seem to know, for example, that Britain is a nuclear power and asked if Finland is part of Russia /// Secretary of State Mike Pompeo slipped Mr. Bolton a note disparaging the president, saying, "He is so full of shiat"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Couch Attorney George Conway says Scalia would have loved the Court's Title VII decision
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(Independent)
 
 
 
"The EFL can confirm that 2213 players and Club staff from the 24 Championship Clubs were tested over the course of the past week with eight individuals testing positive from six Clubs"
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(CBS San Francisco)
 
 
 
Blue whales ignore social distancing rules, throw massive party off the San Francisco coast
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(Texas Monthly)
 
 
 
Not News: Texas MAGA candidate shows unwavering support for Trump. News: with offensive ad that attacks China over CoVID-19. Fark: in a district with highest percentage of Asian Americans in Texas. WTFark: ad also shows Taiwan as part of PRC
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
"Oh my God. I feel like I shouldn't be on the telly right now. It feels so nice" (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
To fight loneliness among gamers, the UK's videogame industry is setting up a talk and play weekend
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The death of a 16 year old climber had a huge impact on her training partners, her coaches and her club. But not as huge as the impact she had on the ground after falling 500 feet
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(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
Man living above apartment with "Trump 2020" flag in its window puts "Venmo me money and I'll tapdance at midnight" sign in his own window--and has raised more than $10,000 so far, all of which goes to the ACLU
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Tue June 16, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Chokeholds, which were banned by the NYPD in 1993 (and the department's been fighting another ban of since 2014, a fight they surrendered in the last week), have now been SUPER DUPER banned - this time, by Executive Decree
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(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
Technical issues force a political party to go full Leeroy Jenkins
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Michael Strahan was afraid someone would stomp him out if he spoke out on his own show
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
THE Ohio State University makes its student-athletes sign a Buckeye Pledge acknowledging the risks of COVID-19 infection in order to participate in team activities. But don't you dare call it a liability waiver
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
♫♫ We're not havin' a party. Nobody's singing. No dancing to the music On the radio ♫♫
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Amazon partners with Skynet to employ its 'Distance Assistant' tech to help people stay 6 feet apart. Those who are not assimilated will be terminated
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(Vox)
 
 
 
The great cycle continues, every generation gets mercilessly roasted by the generation after them. Except for Gen-X somehow. Anyhow carry on
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
I don't want her, you can have her, she's to .... ahh the hell with it, I'm done with the sexy time. Diego the tortoise with the "species saving sex drive" has been put out to pasture
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Our adult teen daughter is lazy and wanted to make money without having to show up for a job everyday, so she dropped out of school, quit a part-time job, and is making online sex videos. Everyone asks what she's doing; we avoid answering. What do?"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Erstwhile politics-tab hero Matt Taibbi has departed from the approved talking points of the moment, and must be destroyed
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Aquaman theory changes the movie, still makes it unwatchable
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Chuba Hubbard vows Gundy boycott over OAN tee. Like all of 2020, no part of this makes sense
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Best CCR song. Tough choice. Bring it Farkers. I need enjoyment. Live is tough at the moment
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Mon June 15, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Trent Lott gets a fancy new job at a lobbying firm after being fired from his previous lobbying gig. Remember when he was mocked in The Phantom Menace? Funny how that predicted reality
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
White nationalist Gravy Seals attack protestors in South Philly while their friends in the Philadelphia police department do nothing
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Maskless woman coughs on customer in bagel shop, in what could be the first step of a coronavirus schmear campaign
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Russia sentences US citizen and military man Paul Whelan to 16 years of hard labor for being a particularly bad spy
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Sun June 14, 2020
(BizPac Review)
 
 
 
The Purge: Next-up Detective Olivia Benson
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(Metro)
 
 
 
If you haven't started question every part of your life during the pandemic, you will start. Assuming you survive
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(The Root)
 
 
 
Another day, another entitled white woman
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Sat June 13, 2020
(The Wrap)
 
 
 
Don Lemon responds to being called out by Dave Chapelle, is not in the mood to party
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Move along, folks, nothing to see here - just China totally locking down parts of Beijing due to coronavirus outbreak at wholesale meat market
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(ABC 33/40 Birmingham)
 
 
 
The most ready-for-Fark headline ever: Dolly Parton statue may replace KKK leader monument at the Tennessee capitol. Hero tag beats out, well, it was a real close thing
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Study shows young U.S. men having a lot less sex in the 21st century. Social media and electronic gaming are "suggested" to be partly to blame. Ya think?
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
NASCAR déjà vu as pit crew hacks off car parts mid-race with a power saw. But, oddly, it's legal this time
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
"The Kremlin was constantly outmanoeuvring the White House, arranging events so that Trump would be alone with Putin with only the Russian president's translator in the room. The state department... was being played"
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Fri June 12, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
NFL to recognize Juneteenth as an official holiday, so no players or coaches will be required to participate in any games, the Draft, or suspension appeals on that day
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Master race thwarted by not using incognito mode on phone
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(Amazon)
 
 
 
Amazon, YouTube, iTunes & Google Play have free rentals of "Just Mercy" until the end of June. Watch Party at 8 PM ET Friday. It is the true story of the fight to free a black man from death row that the authorities knew was innocent. Damn good movie
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Top Korean entertainment agency partners with Seoul Philharmonic Orchestra to record full classical adaptations of K-pop songs. Music director left out of the loop because his opinion on K-pop music is apparently an obstacle to making money
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(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
The party's over in Kentucky as the first indictments are handed down enforcing their new bestiality law. And because it's Kentucky it should be clarified, that law is ANTI-bestiality
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(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Ravens coach John Harbaugh has problems with the NFL's reopening plan particularly the everybody six feet apart football huddle
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
As many as 4000 new homes could replace the UK's famous Coleman's Mustard facility as the owners try to ketchup to the housing market
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Will the Black Lives Matter movement finally end the scourge of southern participation trophies?
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(NPR)
 
 
 
LA police union official: "Every dollar you take away from a department has a real consequence in our neighborhoods." You know, less cops to terrorize citizens, less body armor and assault weapons for cops, less chances for us to seize property, etc
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Thu June 11, 2020
(Courier-Journal)
 
 
 
"But over the years, others have been hit and killed by trains on the trestle while searching for the Pope Lick Monster as part of a local urban legend that suggests "the goat man" can be summoned by stepping on the trestle or by crossing it"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"This isn't just a wink to white supremacists-he's throwing them a welcome home party"
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Queen Elizabeth sits in on her first public video call, doesn't get blitzed by zoombombers
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
IBM blames 'external' network provider among others for its outage. Isn't that the entire point of the cloud - an external provider?
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(Guitar World)
 
 
 
Other guitarists, many who could run circles around Brian May, react to Brian May being named 'Best guitarist of all time"
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(Houston Press)
 
 
 
A particular album from a particular rock band 30 years ago has eerily and correctly predicted the last 30 days
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(The Newspaper)
 
 
 
Driver gets UFIA after failure to signal turn
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(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Tech company wants to give people microphones so their sounds of watching the game at home can be combined into crowd sounds for fan-less broadcasts. Get ready for lots of belching, beer farts and yelling at spouses
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Finally some good news - hot pants are back
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Trump will 'not even consider' renaming military bases honoring Confederates. "Our history as the Greatest Nation in the World will not be tampered with. Respect our Military." Somehow forgets that the CSA wasn't part of the 'Greatest Nation'
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Black Lives Matter gets a 1 million dollar donation as part of the BTSARMY match initiative, sight unseen
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Wed June 10, 2020
(Twitch.tv)
 
 
 
Drew and Dallan are back with the Wednesday Fark News Livestream at 7pm Eastern. This week has been so busy most folks missed the aliens trying to contact us. Only partly kidding, that and more at 7pm
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
Domestic violence calls have been a "roller coaster" in North Alabama since COVID-19 first hit. Obvious tag says it still loves COVID despite all of that
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Her eggs don't like you either
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Prostate cancer trial participants are overwhelmingly white. Caucasian, too
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Our kidneys go downhill along with the rest of us
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Reggie Bush and USC may be associating with each other soon
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Tucker Carlson reduced to insulting Elmo and Sesame Street for their racism town hall, can't handle the fact people will listen to one puppet but not another
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Beyonce close to inking a $100 million agreement to make three movies for Disney
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
The Nazis have gotten together again
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Never Trumper unwilling to grapple with reality that tea partiers and Trumpers are the same people
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Mississippi lawmakers are drafting bipartisian resolution to take the Confederate emblem off state flag. The Governor however says it "should be up to the citizens and not some backroom deal by a bunch of politicians in Jackson." Yes he is Republican
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(Some Geek)
 
 
 
Developer publishes "Circuit Breaker Run" RPG, where you and your party go shopping and do errands around town to earn facemasks while avoiding social distancing officers who will fine you if they catch you. Truly a Pac-Man for our times
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Tue June 09, 2020
(PBS)
 
 
 
PBS is making the James Baldwin documentary "I Am Not Your Negro" available until June 21 (at link). Can we have a watch party? Tonight at 8pm EDT?
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
NYC Mayor Bill de Blasio's staff not happy with his particular flavor of unicorn farts, now rising up to challenge him on his disastrous ongoing response to the protests against police brutality
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
The party's winding down in Amsterdam
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(News4Jax)
 
 
 
"We've got to find a way to come together" is a quote usually heard at one of our many bath salt and meth orgies, but in this case it is referring to removal of some of our many participation trophies
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Seoul apartment complex
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My partner says it's cruel and unusual to sleep-train our 2 year-old. I say it isn't. Who's right?"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
If we want to "defund the police", we should probably start with the billions of dollars in grants federal agencies from the DOJ to the USDA hand out to local PD's every year, and make cities decide how much law enforcement they can really afford
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Mon June 08, 2020
(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Tonight's Paul's Memory Bank (8PM EDT) continues the Our Miss Brooks / My Favorite Husband / Superman triple play. But this time the Superman is a 12-parter, so there's going to be a "cliffhanger". These people don't even know Superman exists yet
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Before you get all excited that all the police departments are going to disappear because of defunding, here's what it really means
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
What did we tell you? Don't go to house parties on the Jersey Shore. What did you do? Go to a house party on the Jersey Shore. Enjoy your coronavirus
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Department of Labor: "We're bringing back jobs." Brookings Institute: "Um yeah, about that
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"The Rock just gave a more presidential speech than Trump". Well, sure, but that's a bar set so low that teams of scientists are feverishly working on creating a new unit of measurement to describe its height
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
"For many black Americans, Lady Liberty's torch is far from a beacon of hope, it's often a flashlight in the face," Bono says before debuting a star-packed cover of U2's 2000 hit "Beautiful Day"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Ben Shapiro says the quiet part out loud
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Sun June 07, 2020
(The Appeal)
 
 
 
Minneapolis City Council to disband police department
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(Billboard)
 
 
 
Snoop Dogg is going to vote for the first time in 2020. "For many years, they had me brainwashed thinking that you couldn't [vote] because you had a criminal record....My record's been expunged, so now I can vote"
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Facebook is splitting families apart as they realize so many of their relatives are racist assholes
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(Knewz)
 
 
 
Emotional support llama participates in Portland protest
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(Some Gaming Guy)
 
 
 
Itch.io has already raised nearly $1.5m with the Bundle for Racial Justice and Equality, chock full of indie games. You get 740+ titles (video and table-top games) for a min $5 donation to a great cause
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Sat June 06, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Another part of your childhood is going away as Mad Magazine cartoonist Al Jaffee is retiring at age 99
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(The Marshall Project)
 
 
 
Find out what your local agency received from the Department of Defense
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
How to watch the ISS cross the Moon during its partial lunar eclipse this weekend
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(Space.com)
 
 
 
Old and busted: SpaceX to the ISS. New Hotness: Northrop Grumman's lunar studio apartments
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(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
No, Melissa Joan Hart. Don't try to promote racial solidarity by posting a picture of little Shirley Temple dancing with a black actor nicknamed 'Bojangles' on a film set built on an old plantation
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
News: Two Ohio men found with a carload of knives, weapons, radios, gas masks and such. Fark: In NYC. UltraFark: Police were alerted by peaceful protesters of their presence
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Fri June 05, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Brexit negotiations deadlocked, little time left to reach an agreement, UK businesses completely unprepared for no deal. Yes, again
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(Twitch.tv)
 
 
 
7 p.m. Eastern it's another Fark Friday Watch Party. This week we have "Chuck E. Cheese's University," "Spaceport Arcade," and "How To Succeed With Brunettes," brought to you by the U.S. Navy in 1967 - and more
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
DC and Diamond Comic Distributors have parted ways. Jeff Albertson inconsolable
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(CBS Minnesota)
 
 
 
We have full faith in our police department to F this up again. Minneapolis Mayor signs restraining order against own police department
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(MPR News)
 
 
 
The Labor Department has acknowledged making errors in how it classified people as employed and said the real May rate is worse than the numbers indicate. Oops
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Stonks up 800 points on news fake news manufactured by the Department of Labor, proving the only thing important in life in stonks
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
How to take part in the protests while only risking your wrist (possible nsfw content on page)
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(KNBC 4 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
If you are expecting a Amazon package delivery today in Southern California, it may be delayed
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Musk does not have legal authority to break up Amazon
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(KUSI San Diego)
 
 
 
The nitro gun company, which in no way solely appeals white supremacist bunker monkeys, is holding a Trump boat parade for unity. Because no one brings white people and boats together like Trump
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
For no particular reason let's review what happened in Romania 30 years ago
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Alan Partridge is returning with a podcast. From his shed. "All national treasures have a podcast"
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(Twitter Donald Trump)
 
 
 
Trump: I'm going to support whomever is going to run against Lisa Murkowski (R-AK) in 2022. Difficulty level: Murkowski won re-election as a write-in candidate back in 2010, having lost the Republican primary to a Tea Partier
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(Get Surrey)
 
 
 
Morrisons, Lidl, Tesco, Asda and Sainsbury's "urgently" recall ice cream, lollies, cake, pesto, biscuits and more. I guess Brits can't have pesto ice cream parties like everybody else
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Thu June 04, 2020
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Britain's Department of Business has secret two-stage plan for reopening pubs, asks breweries to deliver 250 million pints of kegged beer by June 15 so that these long-silent boozing bastions can open by month's end (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Week)
 
 
 
"Imagine is a bad, bad song"
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Louisville mayor calls for review of police department, apparently angling for that five star 'Would be beaten again' recommendation on Yelp
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(NPR)
 
 
 
How have Baltimore's protests stayed peaceful in the last few days? Well, as you may recall, they kinda did this once before fairly recently, and, unlike the cops, the organizers appear capable of learning from history and preventing future problems
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Studio Ghibli to release a fully CGI movie this fall
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(Orange County Register)
 
 
 
Former congressman Dana Rohrabacher (R-Ussian) partners with former aide (removed by House for close ties to Russia) and the former VP of Flynn Intelligence to form a company to create a totally legit COVID-19 vaccine
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Don't nobody go in the aquarium for about thirty-five, forty-five months. Somebody open a window
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
What ever a Jake Paul is has been charged by police for allegedly participating in a 'riot'
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
"We've known this for years," said noted internet squirrel-enthusiast and part-time podcaster, Drew Curtis, adding, "they'll get over it"
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(Guitar World)
 
 
 
10-year-old girl plays every part of a Rage Against the Machine song to raise money for Black Lives Matter
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Okay... Fine. Here's a picture a damn cat. Happy now?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The USA is literally being torn apart, but sure, let's have a flyover at Mt Rushmore. That will fix everything
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Wed June 03, 2020
(Curbed)
 
 
 
San Francisco apartment rents plummeting like there's no tomorrow, um, I mean like wildfire, um, I mean like crazy. Let's go with crazy
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Black birdwatchers are coming out of the woodwork, have quite a song to sing
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Inspector General from the Department of Labor warns of major fraud in the unemployment insurance system, then abruptly retires but insists it was totally his decision and not forced on him
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(Japan Today)
 
 
 
COVID-19 is doing what 30 years of Japanese top-down policies could not -- encouraging citizens to migrate from an overcrowded Tokyo into the rural countryside. Jobs are there "as long as you're not particular"
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
One other thing these protests have been good for is getting rid of Civil War participation trophies glorifying the Confederacy
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(Sporting News)
 
 
 
49ers: Black Lives Matter. Colin Kaepernick: Say what now?
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Screaming, drunk resident with barking dog doesn't understand citation for noise disturbance, begins stomping on her floor and pounding on the walls. In other news, apartment for rent, cheap
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(Here's Johnny)
 
 
 
Jack Nicholson once spent three months naked in order to prepare for a new role, freaking out most of his cast-mates in "The Departed"
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(WUSA9)
 
 
 
Washington Redskins participate in #BlackoutTuesday on social media in support of racial justice
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Harvard University study says couples should wear face masks during sex to cut risk of spreading the coronavirus, big brown bags if partners are fugly
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
For totally mysterious reasons Tik-Tok's algorithm only suppresses creators of a certain race. Hint: Not the White
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Jennifer Aniston's nude portrait and you already clicked, didn't you
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(The Motley Fool)
 
 
 
General Electric is shedding divisions so fast, it will be renamed Particular Electric
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
Richmond VA Police Chief be like, "Protesters kept firefighters from a house fire... (Sob)... WITH A CHILD INSIDE (meltdown)" Richmond VA Fire Department be like: "Cool story, bro, but here's what really happened"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Seattle department store Nordstrom's response to getting looted during the protests
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Tue June 02, 2020
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
The state of Minnesota has filed a human rights complaint against the Minneapolis Police Department
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(Axios)
 
 
 
The horror story is over as Steve King loses to primary challenger
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(Fox Business)
 
 
 
If you thought Taco Bell was the future of dining out, I have some bad news for you
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(The Advocate)
 
 
 
Geez why are there no peaceful protests
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
DC's Stargirl is recruiting new members for the JSA while threatened by a particularly cold-hearted villain at 8PM EDT, then the season finale of DC's Legends of Tomorrow should wrap up some threads at 9PM EDT, both on The CW
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
In other killer cop news US Court of Appeals rules cops don't automatically get protected from lawsuit when they shoot and kill guy in his own apartment
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"If you're planning to take part in protests, know your rights. Read this"
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
That time when Obama felt like walking to the Department of the Interior and just did it and didn't have to gas or shoot anyone to do it
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Nothing says "champion of limited government and free-market principles" like going totally silent as the government YOU'RE PART OF is turned violently against its citizens
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Crowds at the UK's famous beach, the Jurassic Coast, 'showed shocking disregard for area.' Where do they think they are, America?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
"I am a graduate student and sex and masturbation consume a large part of the time I allot for studying. For some reason, I find it more enjoyable than reading and research"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Some of you may have had a Coronavirus relief event, but did you run five miles backwards as part of one?
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(ARL Now)
 
 
 
The police departments of Arlington, VA and Washington, D.C. had a mutual assistance agreement. Emphasis on the word "had"
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Mon June 01, 2020
(The Nation)
 
 
 
Spurs coach Popovich on Trump: "He's not just divisive. He's a destroyer. To be in his presence makes you die." And that was just a warm-up
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Trump lies so much we need another fact checker: the Secret Service
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Russia says it's not committing to Donnie's new G7 party in September until they see who all else will be there, and besides they're still in the G20, which is bigger and funner and might have a keg next time anyway
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Lufthansa to give up slots in bailout package. Will still offer roulette and baccarat on certain longer flights
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(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Indianapolis prosecutor: "We will not file criminal charges against those who came downtown to stand against injustice and make their voices heard through peaceful demonstrations." So why were they arrested at all? Indy police chief: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Tonight's Paul's Memory Bank (8PM EDT) brings you continuing episodes of Our Miss Brooks, My Favorite Husband and a 6-part Superman
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
After a night of rioting and civil unrest, most state offices in Alabama are closed today. Fark: To celebrate the birthday of Jefferson Davis
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(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Omaha is about to explode
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
"She was tall, shapely and sultry, a German-born beauty with a sunny smile, bedroom eyes and a smokey voice who looked like Elke Sommer and spoke like Marlene Dietrich"
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
US State Department criticizes China for Hong Kong response. China texts back with; I can't breathe
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Spartan Motors to change its name, and no, three shells are still not involved
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(Live5 News Charleston)
 
 
 
Confederate finally gives up the rebellion
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(KCCI Des Moines)
 
 
 
Large group of protesters in downtown Des Moines kneel to observe a moment of silence. Police on the other side of the barricade respond by firing a barrage of... wait... the entire police department, including the chief, took a knee with the crowd
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Sun May 31, 2020
(Patheos)
 
 
 
Read this Christian dad's letter to the boy who "stole" his daughter's virginity
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
We're at the part of the story where Anonymous checks in, and turns it up to 11
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Lemon ain't here for the party
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(Tin Soldier)
 
 
 
This week at Tin Soldier, part two in a series on how to partition your hard drive - otherwise known as your brain. It's a free web serial by a farker and the author is giving away TF. DIT
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Sat May 30, 2020
(Comic Book)
 
 
 
Want to see some more of your favorite Legends of Tomorrow character? Well, too bad. Here's a new short film featuring Hawkman instead
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(NPR)
 
 
 
"A good compromise is when both parties are dissatisfied." So "Revoke 230" should scare the hell out of everyone?
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(Texas Observer)
 
 
 
There are police reforms that help everyone, are sensible, straightforward, cost-saving, and have bipartisan support. Who's preventing those reforms? Yeah, you guessed it
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Google: *looks around* "Yeah, maybe with the world falling apart right now we shouldn't be trying to celebrate Android 11"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Woman with PhD in quantum chemistry says thanks, but she'd rather not attend big coronavirus party thrown by failed casino owner/reality show host
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(Trek Movie)
 
 
 
Star Trek: Voyager's two-part episode Year of Hell was initially suppose to last a full year/season. But Rick Berman hated the idea
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(CNN)
 
 
 
We've now reached the part of the reality show where the producers decide to lock Trump in a house with his most hated foes
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Phil Robertson you are the drake
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Fri May 29, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
President Fark You sides with Cruella DeVos and vetoes bipartisan bill meant to help with student loan forgiveness for veterans
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(Twitch.tv)
 
 
 
Drew and Dallan are back with Fark Friday Night Movie Night. Tonight it's terrible instructional videos, including "How To Sell A Car To A Woman" from the 1970s among others. Join us for the watch party 9pm eastern
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Man charged with hate crimes for attempting to locate and kill North Koreans, in move that might hearten survivors of Heartbreak Ridge or the Chosin Reservoir if he hadn't been looking for them in an apartment complex gym
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(AP News)
 
 
 
U.S. Department of Education rules that transgender girls' participation in high school sports violates Title IX
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Please enjoy this collection of nature's nightmare fuel (warning: icky and creepy photos)
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
If you want to get close to Elon Musk now is a good time, it seems Satan is trying to make a deal with his partner. Weird tag meets its maker
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Apparently the Earth is a giant lava lamp, and New Zealand is one of the larger bubbles
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(The Week)
 
 
 
For those of you who really want to see the country return to a more moderate style of politics, join the real conservative party
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
While Trump rages, the states give a bipartisan shrug and quietly continue preparing for an effective, mail-heavy election
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(AP News)
 
 
 
To paraphrase LBJ: "When you've lost Lumpy, you've lost the war"
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(KWCH Wichita)
 
 
 
The Wichita Police Department introduces its newest member, a 14-month-old Golden Retriever, and asks for the public's help in giving this good boi a name. Link to contest in story, you know what to do
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Subby was wondering where he got that particular phrase, now they're wondering who whispered it into his ear tonight before he started tweeting
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Put away the Xbox and stop looking up old matches on Youtube, Premier League action resumes June 17th
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Sounds like someone in Moscow is about to "fall" out of a window
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(Herald Scotland)
 
 
 
The last of the Desert Rats departs at 107
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Thu May 28, 2020
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Oh, shiat. SHIAT? Issue a press release
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Coronavirus has all but conquered the south
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Party over, out of time, big bankruptcies gonna party like it's two-zero-zero-nine
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(That's life)
 
 
 
Don't worry. They'll eventually be back
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(The Philadelphia Inquirer)
 
 
 
Abscam? Now there's a name I haven't heard for a long time. TFA offers bonus game of guess-the-political-party
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