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headlines found matching 'Parking lot'
Fri February 26, 2021
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Mr. Morgan, sir, this is an Arby's
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Don't mess with Grandma: Australian Edition
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Don't mess with Grandma: Australian Edition
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Thu February 25, 2021
(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Target now offering drive-in pickup
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
How do you do my fellow proles? I am an Amazon warehouse worker who was in no way compensated or pressured to write this article about how happy and content I am working for Amazon, and why we TOTALLY don't need a Union
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Tue February 23, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Join the party and we will rule the world
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Sat February 20, 2021
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Want to make friends? Take a hike
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Fri February 19, 2021
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Article advises "if you want Oreo to stop releasing weird new flavors, stop buying them". Up next: Nabisco announces 'peppermint dog fart' flavored Oreo in celebration of 2020
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(CBC)
 
 
 
American with car stuck in Canadian parking lot for 11-months earns parking lot fee for $2800. At least the bill is in Canadian dollars
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(CBC)
 
 
 
American with car stuck in Canadian parking lot for 11-months earns parking lot fee for $2800. At least the bill is in Canadian dollars
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Subby needs fellow farkers help. He saw a black SUV in his apt complex parking lot w/ this decal on the doors. Google image searches fail to ID it, but it looks vaguely Nazi or RW.. Can Anyone ID this? LGO 1st result. Image in first post
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Wed February 17, 2021
(CBS Minnesota)
 
 
 
Animatronic Pets provide companionship to seniors at retirement center, much like animatronic grandparents provide companionship to neglected kids at theme parks
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(All Elite Wrestling)
 
 
 
Will Santana & Ortiz upset the Young Bucks? Why did Adam Cole betray the Undisputed ERA? What's next for Sammy Guevara post-Inner Circle? The Wednesday Night Wars continue @ 8pm ET on TNT, USA
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Tue February 16, 2021
(OnFocus)
 
 
 
Insert "hot load" joke here
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Mon February 15, 2021
(NBC Miami)
 
 
 
Teacher fights students outside McDonald's. Article unclear exactly whose wig it was
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(Cullman Times)
 
 
 
"I went back into the Cracker Barrel and it was very hard for me to say this with a straight face, even though I was panicking: 'Do you have cameras in the parking lot? I think someone stole my chicken. My Civil-War reenacting chicken.'"
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Sun February 14, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Spaceporn for Valentine's Day
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Sat February 13, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Quick quiz, hotshot: What is that concrete slab at the end of a parking spot called?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Quick quiz, hotshot: What is that concrete slab at the end of a parking spot called?
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Fri February 12, 2021
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
How much of clusterfark is state's COVID-19 vaccine rollout? Woman who got her first vaccination in local Tampa Bay area got second shot cancelled, then rescheduled over 250 miles away in Miami
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(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
If you stole a van from QuikTrip yesterday, at least return the corpse from the back
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(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
If you stole a van from QuikTrip yesterday, at least return the corpse from the back
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Thu February 11, 2021
(AL.com)
 
 
 
The most Alabama headline, and full article, you will read today. Seriously, how is this not The Onion?
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Tue February 09, 2021
(US Department of Justice)
 
 
 
"Radical Jew Slayer" arrested in Texas for selling a AM-15 to an undercover contact. Scary tag is for how connected these types are in the country. TFA has some better information than the regular Fark linked articles
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(Journal News)
 
 
 
New York: corrupt right down to the sewers
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Sun February 07, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Has anyone seen violent, racist Kyle? No, not that one, the other one. Yeah, he's also about this tall, and sounds like a real delight
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Trainer attempted to catch Pokémon. Police used $750 CITATION. It was super effective and caused confusion
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Sat February 06, 2021
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Best picture, worst article
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Thu February 04, 2021
(Snopes)
 
 
 
Right wing media is getting lazy and re-using its smears; using the same "she wasn't even there" to attack AOC regarding the Capitol attack that they used against David Hogg after the Parkland school shooting. And it's just as false this time as then
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(NPR)
 
 
 
As fish fry season rears its fetid odor upon our streets and church parking lots, let us review the scaly origins of the pope-ularity of eating fish on designated days, and times of the year, in churches, and in . . . schools
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Wed February 03, 2021
(wtnh.com)
 
 
 
Truck does dunking donuts
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Tue February 02, 2021
(Seven Days)
 
 
 
Canada politely informs man he won't have to pay extra for car he left in long term parking when he flew to France in March, and cannot now bring back into the United States due to pandemic restrictions
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Shave and a haircut can transform any man
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Mon February 01, 2021
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
'Stray bullet hits Walmart employee after strip club shootout spills onto Dale Mabry Highway'. It's not peak Florida but it's damn close
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Fri January 29, 2021
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
China exported over 220 billion masks last year. Most of which ended up dropped by some jerkface in the parking lot
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Thu January 28, 2021
(KSAT San Antonio)
 
 
 
♫ So in anger I challenged his right for the love of this maiden ♪ Down went his hand for the gun that he wore ♬
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Wed January 27, 2021
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Sometimes the 12-year-old girl you talk to on the internet is a cop. Sometimes, you are both cops
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Tue January 26, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Living in a van, down by the river, is not what it's all cracked up to be
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Sat January 23, 2021
(STLToday)
 
 
 
If you don't want to work that day, surely you have better options than calling in a fake bomb threat at the preschool
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
If you don't want to work that day, surely you have better options than calling in a fake bomb threat at the preschool
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Fri January 22, 2021
(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Gabapentin: Do not mix with methamphetamine, alprazolam, or clonazepam. Side affects include hallucinations, hunting imaginary men in Walmart parking lots with a .50 muzzleloader. Ask your doctor if Gabapentin is right for you
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Mon January 18, 2021
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Old, boring: Data mining. New, Actually boring through a mountain: A real life data mine. FARK: Ozzy Osbourne's been there
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Sun January 17, 2021
(Connecticut Post)
 
 
 
Zero people showed up for a "MAGA Drag" planned in Connecticut for Trump supporters to drive to the state capitol. ZERO
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Man lectures mom who left her 4-year-old in car and threatens to call cops, which might have been noble if he hadn't been carjacking her at the time
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Man lectures mom who left her 4-year-old in car and threatens to call cops, which might have been noble if he hadn't been carjacking her at the time
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(Missoulian)
 
 
 
Man plays bagpipes outside hospital window for friend with COVID who hasn't suffered enough
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(Missoulian)
 
 
 
Man plays bagpipes outside hospital window for friend with COVID who hasn't suffered enough
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Sat January 16, 2021
(KBZK Bozeman)
 
 
 
Math problem: If you have some bullets but you threaten to shoot the clerk that tells you there are no more bullets, how many bullets do you have left?
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Fri January 15, 2021
(Wisconsin State Journal)
 
 
 
Man finds his stolen car. Then he started shooting
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(Wisconsin State Journal)
 
 
 
Man finds his stolen car. Then he started shooting
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Thu January 14, 2021
(Alaska News Source)
 
 
 
Time traveler manages to stop the Dimond Courthouse Siege of 2021 with a minor edit
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The bizarre story of Trump's park, which has signs advertising it but no park. Must be one of those deep state parks
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(Bring Me the News)
 
 
 
The pandemic coupled with the bad economies is prompting more coupling at the park
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(Bring Me the News)
 
 
 
The pandemic coupled with the bad economies is prompting more coupling at the park
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Wed January 13, 2021
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Getting high and naked on your first day of work is not a good way to start your employment there, sir
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(Breaking 911)
 
 
 
On a school night
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Tue January 12, 2021
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Extremist groups accidentally call for armed rally at Anchorage shopping mall instead of Juneau Capitol. Eh, it's Alaska in January. It'll be dark anyway
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Sun January 10, 2021
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Phoenix police re-enact part of 'Raising Arizona'
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Reset the clock
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Sat January 09, 2021
(TMJ4 Milwaukee)
 
 
 
Moooooove out of the way. You're blocking traffic
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Tue January 05, 2021
(Ravalli Republic)
 
 
 
Woman fined for climbing Mt. Rushmore to Washington's lapel; must've decided she wasn't ready to free-climb the nose
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Sat January 02, 2021
(The Cambridge Chronicle)
 
 
 
Police log for Wednesday, Dec. 16, 3:07 p.m.: A walk-in reported finding a parking lot on Mass. Ave. YOU DON'T SAY
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Thu December 31, 2020
(WPXI.com)
 
 
 
That's a lot of bullets flying for a tinder date in a church parking lot
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Wed December 30, 2020
(NECN Boston)
 
 
 
Don't bite the hand that feeds you, K-9
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(NECN Boston)
 
 
 
Don't bite the hand that feeds you, K-9
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Tue December 29, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Some say being the parent to a would-be ski jumper is a leap of faith but no one can deny it has its ups and downs
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
"Excuse me, I thought this was the Home Depot parking lot"
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Tue December 22, 2020
(LA Times)
 
 
 
So... car chases?
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
The fullest possible story of the Four Seasons Total Landscaping thing that happened
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Mon December 21, 2020
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
One person shot in chest outside Waffle House. Police plan to smother and cover the crime scene
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
One person shot in chest outside Waffle House. Police plan to smother and cover the crime scene
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Sun December 20, 2020
(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Coming eventually to a supermarket parking lot near you, GM's new vehicle for the military which is 90% derived from a Chevy Colorado and yet still costs over $330,000 per vehicle
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Fri December 18, 2020
(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Performing a lewd act in the privacy of your own home is your business. The same can't be said when you do it in an Aldi's parking lot
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Tue December 15, 2020
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Kirk Cameron no longer pro-life
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(CBC)
 
 
 
"Donald Trump is now a history-making loser"
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Mon December 14, 2020
(arcgis)
 
 
 
A map of the FCC's rural broadband funding. See what parks, parking lots, and road medians in your town got funded for Gigabit
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(CBS Baltimore)
 
 
 
Security guard shot at Popeye's in Baltimore. In other news, Popeye's has security guards
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Sat December 12, 2020
(WILX Michigan)
 
 
 
"The 32-year-old man ran from the crash with a rifle. He climbed to the roof of the Chili's in the Meridian Mall parking lot." No word of what the rest of the plan was
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(WILX Michigan)
 
 
 
"The 32-year-old man ran from the crash with a rifle. He climbed to the roof of the Chili's in the Meridian Mall parking lot." No word of what the rest of the plan was
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Fri December 11, 2020
(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
Police K9 spoils "Take Your Son To Work Day"
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Wed December 09, 2020
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
They only suspected it was a kid's toy when it was more helpful than most of their employees
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"Old time hockey" won't cut it in the northeast US' youth leagues these days. Jack, Steve, and Jeff Hanson inconsolable
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Tue December 08, 2020
(CBS Boston)
 
 
 
New Hampshire Home Depot reunites lost Sheriff with his kid
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(Cracked)
 
 
 
Welcome to the Idiotarod, a yearly race where self-proclaimed dinguses race each other in the finest chariots that the Walmart parking lot has to offer
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Let's check in on those 81 counties in Kansas that refused a mandatory masking order. Oh. Oh, dear, that's not good
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
The suspect is pantsless, repeat, pantsless
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Mon December 07, 2020
(CBS Boston)
 
 
 
"You've lost a friend in me" - New Hampshire Home Depot to mysterious local child
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Sat December 05, 2020
(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
California has declared movie sets exempt from coronavirus restrictions because they're "essential"
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Republicans' latest Georgia legal filing "evidence" contains Facebook comments and online stories
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(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
First thing they should have stolen was a new car battery
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Fri December 04, 2020
(WHDH Boston)
 
 
 
Masshole makes a drive thru at Panera Bread
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Thu December 03, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
It takes a special person to be so drunk that they crash while in the drive thru of a White Castle. Special like a Mayor, for example
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Wed December 02, 2020
(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Thoughtful yobs put up cones to redirect traffic before blowing up ATM
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Mon November 30, 2020
(Wisconsin State Journal)
 
 
 
Rare warbler sighted in Wisconsin, Dick Davenport unavailable for comment
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Monoloaf
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Sun November 29, 2020
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Thanks to Covid, the safest place to dine out might be at a yurt village
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Fri November 27, 2020
(1011 Now Lincoln)
 
 
 
Dope loses pipe, trashes store causing $7K in damage. Police find pipe in dope's pocket, takes him to jail. That's really methed up if ya ask me
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Thu November 26, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
"It shouldn't be this way. I shouldn't have to contact my local news station. I should be able to trust the system"
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Wed November 25, 2020
(Pittsburgh Post-Gazette)
 
 
 
Trump and Giuliani cancel presser at Pittsburgh Windham & Leibovich psychotherapists' parking lot, behind the Indian supermarket, across from the 7-Eleven
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Nebraska man arrested for shooting, killing, and presumably eating two Sonic employees
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Mon November 16, 2020
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Waffle House invents "Bacon Beer," a red ale guaranteed to give you fond memories of drunkenly fighting and throwing up in a parking lot at two AM while the waitresses call the police again
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Fri November 13, 2020
(NBC Bay Area)
 
 
 
49ers parking lot sucks as much as the team
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(Some Sharks blogger)
 
 
 
OLD: San Jose Sharks leaving the NHL playoffs after choking. NEW: Sharks' parking lot potentially being choked by traffic from the upcoming Google complex and street closures, the team is hinting at leaving the city
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Sun November 08, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
They chose that landscaper's parking lot next to a dildo store on purpose and subby still can't stop laughing
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