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Thu June 24, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Andrew Giuliani uses parking lot to rant about suspension of his dad's law license, is apparently only 3 feet tall
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Wed June 23, 2021
(Zillow)
 
 
 
$120,000 doesn't seem so bad, oh wait that's for a parking spot that is unpaved and not covered
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Furious parent demands refund from attraction after child falls in "giant pile of wet and sloppy sheep poo". Ewe (possible nsfw content on page)
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Tue June 22, 2021
(WWE)
 
 
 
Tonight on NXT: Grimes seeks revenge against the Million Dollar Champion, L.A. Knight. KUSHIDA & O'Reilly have a tussle. We finally get to see what "Diamond Mine" is & Samoa Joe attempts to make the parking lot safe. It all starts at 8 PM ET on USA
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(wtnh.com)
 
 
 
Police warn drunken man stumbling around parking lot not to drive. He promptly tells them, Fark you I'm a State Trooper, I do what I want
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Wed June 16, 2021
(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
When you are wanted on outstanding charges, it is ill advised to blast past a state trooper in a gas station parking lot. On a minibike. While carrying meth, marijuana, and Adderall pills
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Sun June 13, 2021
(India Today)
 
 
 
Is that your car being swallowed by hell? Yes, yes it is (NSFW language in video)
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Sat June 12, 2021
(Tampa Bay Times)
 
 
 
City tries to sell a storage building, accidentally sells off its water tower
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(KATC Acadiana)
 
 
 
Witnesses say that after a triple shooting in a parking lot the place was swarming with cops....which makes sense, since it was the police headquarters parking lot
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Fri June 11, 2021
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Florida woman leaves drugged man at hotel. Fails to take kidneys
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Wed June 09, 2021
(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
High school senior graduates after four years of homelessness, poverty. "I don't work for pocket money,' she said of her night shift fast food job. 'I work for grocery money, rent, a place to live"
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Thu June 03, 2021
(Fark)
 
 
 
Subby has gone through 3 bluetooth dongles in the past 5 months. 2 out of 3 had sporadic connectivity issues and overall all 3 were disappointing up until they failed. Can anyone recommend a decent PC bluetooth solution that won't break the bank?
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(South China Morning Post)
 
 
 
Hong Kong parking spot sells for world record $1.3mil. But hey - covered parking
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Tue June 01, 2021
(8 News Now)
 
 
 
Las Vegas celebrates full reopening, a return to spreading all the other viruses it used to
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Wed May 26, 2021
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Going from being found emaciated & abandoned in the parking lot of the Kentucky Humane Society, to finding his forever home, now Ethan is the new Chief Tasting Officer for Busch Beer's Dog Brew just in time for this week's Woofday Wetnose Wednesday
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(YouGov)
 
 
 
25% of Americans admit the truth. The other 75% can brag all they want, but NO ONE is good at parallel parking, now matter what you might think
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Tue May 25, 2021
(CBC)
 
 
 
Pickering parking lot party in pandemic pisses people off
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Wed May 19, 2021
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
What do we do with the damn things? There's only so many parking lots and public spaces we can drop them in
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Mon May 17, 2021
(Fark)
 
 
 
Yesterday subby found a sandwich bag half full of weed in a parking lot. The bag looked like it had been run over, but it was definitely pot in there. Would you have taken it? Subby left it there. It's legal here, if that matters
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Sun May 16, 2021
(Philadelphia Magazine)
 
 
 
If experiencing the bloom of a flower that looks like a misshapen penis and smells like rotting flesh is on your bucket list, get that checklist out
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(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Most big-box "superstores" would think 16,000 square feet a bit on the small side, but apparently it's big enough to make a new pot store in Boston - the largest on the east coast. Spliffy tag is still misspelled
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(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
And just like that, he drove to a parking lot and told the security guard: 'There are three dead guys in the Chevy'
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Sat May 15, 2021
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Detroit loses its last revenue stream as restaurant owner decides to relabel poorly marketed parking spaces to save people from tickets without help from the city. Followup will presumably see him in irons
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Man chains parking boot to pole, sends ticket to police. It's a bold strategy, Cotton, let's see how it works out
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Fri May 14, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trader Joe's will no longer require customers to wear masks inside stores. Removing small parking lots remains non-negotiable
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Tue May 11, 2021
(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Florida woman, unsure on the definition of designated driver, is arrested for dui after hitting three cars in the bar's parking lot causing her own car to burst into flames. The intoxicrats
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Smoking hot, large breasted, semi clothed, Florida woman wakes up in her car in a 7/11 parking lot in the middle of the night. Meets the police. Does some tests
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Sat May 08, 2021
(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
The city deeply appreciates your efforts to turn this former dump site into a community garden and playground. As a way of saying thanks, here's a notice to vacate
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Tue May 04, 2021
(KCCI Des Moines)
 
 
 
Alligators have migrated all the way up to Iowa
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(Thread Reader)
 
 
 
Students get tired of idiot anti-mask protestors, swing into action with humor. "Krusty Krab Unfair," "Valet Parking," "Legalize Ranch" win the day
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
Man charged with stealing a garbage truck, crashing it into an airport parking lot pillar. Mugshot of driver looks to be exactly the type of person you would expect to steal a garbage truck and crash it into an airport parking lot pillar
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
7-Eleven built in parking lot of another 7-Eleven now open for business. Owner of 7-Eleven franchise holds press conference, thanks public for supporting him in legal fight against corporate HQ abuse of power
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Mon May 03, 2021
(WJLA Washington DC)
 
 
 
For the first time in 32 years, the Pentagon has denied "Rolling to Remember", a motorcycle event to commemorate POW/MIA soldiers permission to use the parking because of COVID. It approved it last May, however, during the peak of the pandemic
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Sun May 02, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Lake Huron folks admit there is a "Sauble Beach of the South" that is almost as good
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Thu April 29, 2021
(YouTube)
 
 
 
The truck-eating bridge has a parking garage cousin
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Wed April 28, 2021
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Good news. It stopped snowing so you won't get fined for parking on the street when we plow. Oh, and don't park on the street, we're sweeping them
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(Kent Online)
 
 
 
In a world with no entertainment, man must make their own. But when you've spent 6 years parking in every space in one particular car park, there's something else going on
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Tue April 27, 2021
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Newly released bodycam footage clearly shows Atlanta Police officers....uh -oh...Saving a man from a burning car that crashed in a gas Station parking lot? Nicely done fellas
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(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
Don't forget to look up
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Mon April 26, 2021
(Metro)
 
 
 
Man wakes up to find more than 100 e-scooters piled up outside his house after official app for parking goes on the blink
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Sun April 25, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Damn don't you hate it when all the parking spots are used up, International Space Station edition
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(Comic Book)
 
 
 
Estefan joins Father of the Bride remake. Based on the 1950 Liz Taylor film, it will film on location in a burned down Red Lobster. This reboot has EVERYTHING: scenes from Zoloft commercials, screaming babies in Mozart wigs, and human parking cones
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Sat April 24, 2021
(Digg)
 
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Old and busted: Self-parking cars. New hotness: Self-parking pools
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Wed April 21, 2021
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
To protect, serve, and make out in grocery store parking lots
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Sat April 17, 2021
(Fox 5 Las Vegas)
 
 
 
Las Vegas tourists finding new creative places to park to avoid high parking fees at resorts
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Tue April 13, 2021
(Phoenix New Times)
 
 
 
Phoenix police shut down weekly outdoor concert series held by couple in front yard of their home. Couple insists it's because of "just a few people who are apparently unhappy" and not because of "noise, safety, parking, [and] alcohol consumption"
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Sun April 11, 2021
(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Sunday PL: Burnley and Newcastle try to gain points above the line. At the other end of the table is West Ham and Leicester. MOTD Spurs and Man. United in a bus parking battle royale. Blades and Gunners wrap up the day 7:00 am ET on Peacock+
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Tue April 06, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Fun fact: the NRA General Counsel isn't qualified to handle parking tickets
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Mon April 05, 2021
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Tired of dealing with obstreperous 7-Eleven store franchisee, 7-Eleven HQ to construct new 7-Eleven in parking lot of his 7-Eleven
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Sun April 04, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Theme parks are reopening....but where are the rides?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
What do you call a guy who warms up his Harley in an apartment complex parking lot for 15 minutes on a 60-degree Sunday morning, and when he takes off he blasts Dr. Dre? Bonus: He's in his mid-20s, white and it's Maine. LGT: Reasons
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Van life is getting renewed interest thanks to the film "Nomadland." Sadly those cheesy murals painted the sides are not
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Thu April 01, 2021
(Montana Standard)
 
 
 
Driving drunk, sporting freshly-pissed-underwear and a gallon of vodka between your legs, and following a school bus all the way back to the city parking lot is no way to go through life, son
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Mon March 29, 2021
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Children's book about time-traveling cavemen pulled by publisher for passive racism, no doubt sparking the next flashpoint in the culture war between liberals and neanderthals
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Sat March 27, 2021
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Turn your back on your groceries for even a moment? Nevermore
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(Southern Living)
 
 
 
Five-time attempted shoplifter taken into custody. Authorities reward him with the very loot he tried to steal
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(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
The shootings will continue until morale improves. Not a repeat from earlier today
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Sun March 21, 2021
(Local 12 Cincinnati)
 
 
 
Don't even think about parking your poor people car in our apartment complex, because we'll tow it
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Fri March 19, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Try not to get any PPP loans on the way to the parking lot
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Tue March 16, 2021
(Get Surrey)
 
 
 
Guildford reluctantly remembers 1963 multistory parking garage. "The pictures show a range of makes and models entering and exiting the car park, including what appears to be a Rover 105s, a Hillman Minx, a Morris Minor and a Morris Oxford"
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Man admits to running over geese in shopping center, will never again be allowed to shop at Gander Mountain
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Sun March 14, 2021
(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
EPL Sunday starts with Saints & BHA, and Leicester hosting the Blades. MOTD the London Derby: Gunners vs Spurs, Sideshow Bob vs Man Bun, bus parking vs who knows what. And Man U and West Ham finish the day. 8:00 am ET on NBCSN/Peacock+
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Sat March 13, 2021
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Gene Simmons will sell you his Beverly Hills mansion for cool 25 million dollars. Bleach, disinfectant extra
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Thu March 11, 2021
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Firefly tourism takes flight, sparking wonder and concern, wonder and concern, wonder and concern
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Mon March 08, 2021
(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Florida Man's donation of car to Goodwill is a smashing success
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Sat March 06, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
A Pennsylvania town surprised its UPS driver with a $1,000 gift thanking him for his hard work during the pandemic, showing there is some good in this world
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Tue March 02, 2021
(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
"Sheetz to build WVa distribution depot". Why they want to distribute West Virginia is anyone's guess
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