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Tue August 04, 2020
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
So, what IS Trump's biggest financial mystery? Apparently it's where he got the money to buy his Scottish resorts
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I have bipolar disorder and that, combined with perimenopause, can be rough on my husband and son. My moods aren't some bump in the road that might disappear if only I did enough yoga. How can I make sure my 9 year-old understands this?"
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Billie Ellish gushes over Childish Gambino, apparently unaware that its just an alias
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
"Is my middle child a monster?" Aren't they all?
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Mon August 03, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
"I'm new to this whole parenting thing, but my niece who is told to 'express herself' often says critical things that are deemed 'honest' but are actually damned annoying; she snoops at gifts, she criticizes food portions; can I get her to stop?"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Chipotle, McDonald's, Dunkin, Starbucks, and Taco Bell parent Yum Brands are hiring. Welcome to the future of employment in the US
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
With Lord & Taylor and Tailored Brands (parent of Men's Wearhouse and Jos. A. Banks) now filing for Chapter 11, the retail pandemic is spreading almost as fast as the human one
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
For some completely unknown reason, parents don't want their children to attend school in-person. *cough cough*
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(NPR)
 
 
 
"It's hard to believe that the hole President Trump dug for himself could get deeper, but it has." Apparently "take some hydro and call in the troops, whitey" isn't a winning platform
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
"The cat reportedly scampered out of its holding room and escaped through a fence when prison guards came in to feed it." Also, someone apparently trained an eagle to deliver drugs
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"How can we tell our friends to leave their dickhead child at home when we invite them over to hang out?"
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Sun August 02, 2020
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Shut up and drink your Kool A-- I mean hydroxychloroquine. The stonk gods demand more freedom bodies
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(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
Because 250,000 people apparently can't bear the thought of not being able to drive into a hick town in South Dakota this summer, the Sturgis bike rally will proceed as planned
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Maybe we should pay stay-at-home parents for taking care of their children
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Apparently?
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Sat August 01, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Apparently the DHS is less concerned with the rule of law or the constitutional protections of privacy, and just more or less acts as a henchtoady for the chief of the executive branch. But do enjoy your freedom
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Fri July 31, 2020
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Apparently the White House is holding a press briefing
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(Metro)
 
 
 
A body language professional discusses how you can effectively communicate with a mask, because apparently your voice and tone aren't enough
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
When asked if he could assure parents that children would be safe at re-opened schools Trump revealed the fruits of his recent explorations of Schopenhauer, Kierkegaard, and Nietzsche by responding "Can you assure anybody of anything?"
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Thu July 30, 2020
(Yelp)
 
 
 
Apparently POTUS doesn't even know the name of the restaurant he was plugging on Twitter. Come for the correct name, stay for the trolling reviews
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Woman gets COVID-19, discovers in rehab that one of her aides is her long-lost sister last seen 50 years ago
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Wed July 29, 2020
(Awful Announcing)
 
 
 
New corporate parent of Sports Illustrated is so invested in power of the SI brand, it's slapping "Sports Illustrated" on line of sketchy nutritional supplements
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I got pregnant by an abusive man who was eventually arrested; I met my husband when my daughter was two, and he's raised her since. Should I tell her the man she sees as her father really isn't her biological dad?"
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Tue July 28, 2020
(Bandcamp)
 
 
 
I have no idea what you're talking about so here's 'The Devil Went Down to Georgia' as performed by KoЯn (featuring Yelawolf)
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Woman killed in an apparent shark attack in Maine, which is strange because shahks normally don't live up heah
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Mon July 27, 2020
(WMC 5 Memphis)
 
 
 
Riot breaks out in a) Portland, b) Chicago, c) Putt Putt Fun Center in Memphis, Tennessee
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Star of Aussie reality show "Farmer Wants a Wife," a hunky bachelor farmer, apparently was not informed that meddling producers and diva-like women are included in the format, wants out
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Sat July 25, 2020
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
That $600 a week unemployment payout got everyone accustomed to what a livable minimum wage really should be - $15 an hour
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Company renames offensive cheese brand. Apparently it wasn't Gouda
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(CNN)
 
 
 
It's not everyday you see more than a thousand parents participating in a We Demand You Put our Child's Life At Risk rally, particularly not in a state's "hotspot" for new Coronavirus infections, but then...Georgia
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(CNN)
 
 
 
It's not everyday you see more than a thousand parents participating in a We Demand You Put our Child's Life At Risk rally, particularly not in a state's "hotspot" for new Coronavirus infections, but then...Georgia
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Fri July 24, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Biden is now up by 13 in Florida and has 20-point lead on "who do you trust to handle the Pandemic". Apparently there are a lot of single issue voters in FL, and that issue is "not dying from a plague like a medieval peasant"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Taiwanese laundry-modelling grandparents are a runway surprise Instagram hit. This is how you own it
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Let's talk about which state is most likely to have parents creating COVID clusters with house parties then not cooperating with authorities and why it's New Jersey
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
The case of hundreds of North Korean ghost ships with skeletons inside washing up onto Japanese beaches has finally been solved. Apparently these fishermen needed bigger boats (possible nsfw content on page)
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Coon cheese brand's Canadian parent company finally changing its name in bid to 'eliminate racism'. You mean someone hasn't thought to do this until now?
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Remember that piggish cheesehead who moved out West to help the Dildonians squat on a wildlife refuge a few years ago? The one who posted a video suggesting you should shoot at police on your way out there? Well guess what he just did
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Thu July 23, 2020
(Coastal Review Online)
 
 
 
The North Carolina Department of Environmental Quality to hold GenX Information Meeting on "forever" chemicals. Apparently Boomers uninterested, Millennials already have the answers
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(WKYC Cleveland)
 
 
 
Apparently Cleveland is on Trump's list for the new Gestapo tour. With no protesters to gas, I guess they'll just have to suppress the vote in the major OH Democratic stronghold
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Finders keepers apparently does not apply to Roman artifacts from the first century AD
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Wed July 22, 2020
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Apparently, Kayne is still too busy to take his meds
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Apparently there's a rift between the White House and Senate Republicans, who can't agree on a unified coronavirus budget plan, that's "lacking agreement on policy goals, budget parameters, or even deadlines." Pretty much EVERYTHING
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Tue July 21, 2020
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
It's apparent we need to redo America again for a third time, obviously with more racial equality
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
You know what doesn't make a kid's water park fun? Bear spray
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Apparently never having had to wait their turn for a procedure, UK surgeons are getting impatient
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Huckabeast continues to lie about Trump even though it's no longer her job
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I can't date anyone with the same name as a family member; cousin, parent, what have you. Is that a weird hangup or is it normal?"
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Mon July 20, 2020
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
"Trump will be leaving, even if he has to be fumigated out" (Pelosi)
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(CNN)
 
 
 
While Trump wants to bail out big business and Wall Street billionaires. Country Time is truly helping out the little guy
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Black boxes from the airliner shot down by Iran have arrived for analysis in France, apparently after either a thorough cleaning or being sent via Pony Express
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I work two jobs to save money so my wife and I can remodel our house; her parents often ask her for money. Her sister maxed out credit cards in a pyramid scheme; my wife forked over $300,000 we won't see again. Am I right to be angry at her?"
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Researchers discover a hybrid fungus involved in lung infections. Oh, and it's also up to three times more drug-resistant than its parent species. Think of it as the cherry on your 'rona sundae
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Sat July 18, 2020
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Now that the Jade Helm conspiracy has come true on Portland streets, where are the angry militias? Where's the NRA? This is exactly what you need those big boy guns for, isn't it?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fox News spins the Wheel of Blame and determines Florida COVID cases being spread by... gangs
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(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
The Great Escape: Toddler Edition
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Fri July 17, 2020
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Parents of Ghislaine Maxwell's assistant pimp worry she'll be the next arrest
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
So apparently, "Extraction" is the most watched Netflix movie in its history. Convince subby why he should see it
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Apparently killing your constituents makes you *less* popular
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(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
Apparently working for Ellen DeGeneres sucks
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Apparently, Amazon doesn't ship 'certain' products in a plain brown wrapper. Hilarity ensues. (may not be sfw)
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Meeting for idiots gets cancelled because idiots show up
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Thu July 16, 2020
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
"Putin must have known he'd hit the jackpot when Donald crossed his radar back in the 80s"
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(The Nation)
 
 
 
There are no good options for educating kids this fall and it didn't have to be this way
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
So did Moscow Mitch buy stock in a children's coffin manufacturer, or what?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
After almost four years, the GOP has finally learned, too late, the lesson most new parents learn within a few months: The more temper tantrums you give into at the beginning, the more temper tantrums you'll have to give into down the road
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
"Smelly Kelly"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Last year my brother died. His wife planned to return to her home country with my nephew, and my parents reacted badly, going so far as to try and kidnap their grandson. She was pregnant at the time too. I'm the only one she contacts. What do I do?"
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Woman demands discount as person she paid to take her son's test for him only got a C on the exam. Bonus: Her name really is Karen
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Wed July 15, 2020
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
If you need parents to sign a Covid-19 death waiver before kids go back to school, maybe kids shouldn't be going back to school
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(Some Horror Guy)
 
 
 
Showing your kids horror films is a good idea. Yeah, that's what 5-year-old subby's parents thought when they took him to the drive-in to see "Jaws" in '75 and that chewed-up Kintner boy's bloody yellow raft washed up on the beach and I need a hug
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
In a glimpse of the British psyche in 2020, expectant parents say that they will absolutely not name their new baby Boris, Donald, Meghan, or Karen
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Police urge people in isolation to 'put some clothes on' when answering door
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(Twitter Donald Trump)
 
 
 
Apparently Sanders and Biden have a pact to kill white people or something. It's hard to tell what Dementia patients ramble about
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Tue July 14, 2020
(Some Cruise Guy)
 
 
 
Royal Caribbean may be in deep financial trouble, but they're passing lockdown time by updating their corporate parent name. Also, they'd like you to know their logo is so iconic that their HQ building looks just like it when viewed from space
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
The salary cap apparently doesn't exist to the Chiefs as they sign a long-term deal with Chris Jones
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Kelly Conway violates her daughters freedom of speech. Sad
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Illinois parents outraged IHSA is preventing them from living vicariously through high school sports and risk children's lives during the Coronavirus outbreak, sue to lift pandemic restrictions
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Mon July 13, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Team of Russian scientists who've apparently never watched 50's sci-fi movies successfully revive plant from 32,000-year-old seeds
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Is it time to start thinking about cancelling Halloween?
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Frogs are apparently smarter than humans
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
You're not going to believe this, but, apparently, inventing $3 trillion out of thin air and dumping it into the stock market has created more than a few "bubbles" and fueled "irrational exuberance" rather than "stability"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I have a mature, wonderful stepdaughter about to enter high school. About six months ago she decided she wants to live with her father and me but can't figure out how to tell her manipulative mother. Any advice you can give us?"
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Sun July 12, 2020
(Syracuse Post-Standard)
 
 
 
What do you get when parents can't afford to stay home with their kids? A super spreader event at a daycare
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Apparently, McSeagull isn't a legal meal
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(Herald Mail Media)
 
 
 
Well, he got the "playing cop" part right
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Sat July 11, 2020
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Man, kids had it so great before their parents stopped trying by default to kill them
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
What, exactly, are they so proud of? The fact that even their photos smell like a combination of hot dog water, laundry Mom hasn't washed yet, and too much free time?
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Fri July 10, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Twin brothers born in London and raised in state care could be deported to two different Caribbean countries they have never visited. Then it gets weird
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(MSN)
 
 
 
The Value of My $150,000 MBA Is Now in Question" says somebody who apparently missed the lecture on how business conditions can change overnight
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(Trail or park?)
 
 
 
I may not know what art is, but apparently a fire-damaged mobile home ain't it
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(Queerty)
 
 
 
Party boy who went to Fire Island on Long Island over the July 4th weekend to spread the 'rona gets kicked out of his parents' house over his failure to socially distance. Awwwww
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Apparently Finland ended homelessness last year. What would President Never Makes A Mistake have to do to erase his failures of 2020?
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Thu July 09, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
James Bond has apparently moved to the suburbs
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(CBS Sacramento)
 
 
 
Toddler dubbed 'Tiny Hawk' goes viral for skateboarding skills: "Whoosh. He calls it whoosh. All day, every day, Mama I go whoosh" (w/video)
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(Science News Magazine)
 
 
 
Physicists have 'braided' strange quasiparticles called anyons, which apparently come in colors such as cerulean, indigo, and burnt sienna
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(Miracle Whip)
 
 
 
From the "actually used Miracle Whip as salad dressing -- on a bare wedge of iceberg lettuce, no less" department -- share appalling food practices you got to see your grandparents and parents doing when you grew up
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Planned Parenthood wishes it could abort Kanye West
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Pylon, a band I saw a long long time ago at the Whiskey is apparently very much a legend. That's how I saw it but I liked a whole lot of strange music from that time and everything I liked was the greatest, like Wire, XTC, The Jam, Magazine, more
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Child spots Florida man walking around Burlington Coat Factory with privates exposed. Who goes shopping for a coat in Florida?
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Wed July 08, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The parent of Lane Bryant, Ann Taylor, and Catherines is about to follow Brooks Bros. into backruptcy. Levi Strauss, Eddie Bauer, Calvin Klein, and somebody named Shoe Carnival are getting pretty antsy
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Apparently former House Speaker Newt Gingrich has lost his mind like Ronald Reagan did, he thinks Trump's Mt. Rushmore address may have been his most important yet. Almost Reaganesque
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(The American Spectator)
 
 
 
Yes apparently there is one person out there in conservative land ....really out there that is making a case for a President Kanye West
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Scrabble tournaments are beginning to ban racial and ethnic slurs. Which until now, were apparently quite legal. What a bunch of kwyjibos
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Tue July 07, 2020
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
How long did it take for the Scots to act like the English on their first day back reopening the pubs after the coronavirus lockdown? Apparently not long at all
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Apparently Mr. Potatohead is a cousin of Squidword Tentacles
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Poor Ronan Keating must have fallen on hard times. Apparently his daughter can't afford a swimsuit that fits her (probably not safe for work)
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Apparently CNN got ahold of the Mary Trump book. Today is gonna be fun day
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Apparently, it's not just liberal whiteskins that are upset
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(The Spun)
 
 
 
Apparently, Orangeskins didn't make the cut
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Months of 24/7 work from home parenting have led to the realization that open floor plans, where the only privacy is in your bathroom, don't work in the Covid-19 work world
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
An article about my parents
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Mon July 06, 2020
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
"I... Who took the money? Who took the money awayyyyyyy....?" David Byrne did, apparently
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(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
Swedish food apparently beats Scottish food for being constructed on a dare
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
With all the virus concerns, stay-at-home orders, financial instability, and mounting civil unrest, Mom Rage is a thing, and it's exploding
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
What are "summer camp people" losing this year? Certainly not their innocence
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Judge Jeanine is apparently a Chrissy Teigen fan
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Refusing to share a public power outlet? That's a stabbin'. Also, Denver apparently has public power outlets
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Sun July 05, 2020
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
YOU knew that flyer advertising "Antifa Flag Burning Rally" complete with a "face painting booth" for the kids was an obvious fake, as did anyone with a brain. However, a dozen or so right-wing militia types apparently don't match that description
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Amazing timelapse video shows the scale of apparently not illegal fireworks fired off in Los Angeles for the 4th of July
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(Tin Soldier)
 
 
 
This week at Tin Soldier, Maggie's parents discuss her education and how to best prevent her from setting anyone else on fire. Now available for reading in the thread, it's a free web serial by a farker, and the author is giving away TF
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Sat July 04, 2020
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Claudia Conway tweets to her dad "Sorry your marriage failed." Man, dinner at that house must be quiet
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(Inc)
 
 
 
Apparently, Bill Gates does this for 10 minutes 3 times a week, which means you should too. Surprisingly, it's not diving into a vault full of gold and treasure
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Fri July 03, 2020
(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
Kids might die in cars more often this summer because parents don't want their kids to be infected when they go run errands
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(KMOV St. Louis)
 
 
 
8-year-old Nolan Davis organizes "Children's Black Lives Matter" where 100s of kids, parents marched through Kirkwood, MO, more successful than Children's Crusade of 1212
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
I was living in my parents' basement before it was cool. Now it's gone too mainstream
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump campaign apparently trading in dog whistles for those gigantic Swiss alpenhorns you see in the Ricola commercials
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Thu July 02, 2020
(KBJR6)
 
 
 
Authorities end search for naked clown in Duluth sewers after he apparently came out clean on the other side
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Wed July 01, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Late stage death cult prepares for act three
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(KCCI Des Moines)
 
 
 
Iowa Governor Kim Reynold's apparently had her driver strike a Black Lives Matter protester with an SUV
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
BBC News: Your home for interviews with parents of kids in yellow jumpers
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(CNN)
 
 
 
After 53 years of marriage, a Texas couple does their best to save the economy while holding hands
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Tue June 30, 2020
(Indy100)
 
 
 
"What makes a good prime minister? Intelligence? Diplomatic skills? Crisis management? No, apparently it's the amount of push-ups you can do"
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Lincoln Project drops a new ad. For those of you with grandparents, show them how to view ads on youtube
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Apparently Twitch was named after what you'll do when you read about the behavior of some of its most popular users, and the company's complete inaction to rein it in
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Apparently Disney isn't happy with 'The Last Jedi' either. Difficulty: according to "DoomCock Overlord"
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Relax, everybody. These two apparent predators (creepy pic) are in charge of protecting your job and the entire economy. I'm sure we'll be fine
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Apparently using a rubber chicken to operate the plane throttle is unprofessional for a pilot when you have hundreds of people on board ...although pilot Captain Clarence Oveur would probably disagree
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My husband and I have a 1-year-old daughter. Our parents all live in a state where gun ownership is common. I've talked to my parents about the shotgun they own; my father-in-law is a racist sexist ass who left a gun out. How can I scold him?"
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(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
You know how in those old Scooby Doo cartoons when the power went out, people would light things up using oil lamps? Apparently those are real and people really did once use them
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Jeremy Wade can apparently trace his ancestors back to Aborigines 40,000 years ago
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Mon June 29, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Yahoo finally picks up the Drew time traveling story. Apparently his responses have been going viral on TikTok as well
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Rick & Morty will finally solve the mystery of Rick's wife and Beth's mother
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Sun June 28, 2020
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
And for his next move, Trump wants to...*checks notes* defund Stars and Stripes
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(Screen Rant)
 
 
 
Star Wars' most & least satisfying character arcs. Darth Maul was cut off, apparently
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Sat June 27, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
"It's crazy to think how close she was to being put down, and now she's the love of my grandparents' - and our entire family's - life. It's so worth it giving a special-needs cat a chance." Welcome to Caturday
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Fri June 26, 2020
(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Aussie drug and gun suppliers apparently took the whole 'money laundering' thingy literally after $250k found in dishwasher during police raid
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(The Advocate)
 
 
 
Quick, someone ask Trump if the parents of toddlers from his video are doing a good job. If you notice this article is from Advocate you might know where Subby is going with this
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(Scientific American)
 
 
 
How big are your feet? Depends on which state you live in, apparently
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Apparently wearing a mask can give you "clamedia". Who new?
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(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Mother avoids the stress of worrying about her unborn baby during these trying times by just giving birth without knowing she was pregnant
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My husband and I are trying to get pregnant; I am deeply worried about what my parents could do to my potential future child. They verbally and emotionally abused me about my weight; I was in Weight Watchers at 6. Ban them or establish boundaries?"
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
It's impossible to be a working parent in America
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Thu June 25, 2020
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Dude rides motorcycle at 200mph on a public road because apparently the quickest way to get yourself reduced to kit form (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Apparently, ancient Egyptians also liked to attack the darkness with Magic Missile
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
Winter is coming, parents
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Darden Restaurants (Olive Garden's parent) sees sales worse than its food
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Wed June 24, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
UK dockworker busted with over 1 kg of blow and plenty of cash. Also, apparently kilos are now being branded at the factory
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Miley says she's been sober for six months -- in a row?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Today in ETTD: Apparently, it is against IRS regulations for non-profits (such as a church) to hold a political rally. Where was Trump's campaign rally yesterday? Oh, yeah, now I remember
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
It's official: GenZ parents who name their babies David or Lily are putting them on road to financial success. GenZ babies who are dubbed Reece or Paige are destined to plateau at millennial income levels, as befits these millennial-type names
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Tue June 23, 2020
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Like the iced tea, Arizona ethic are apparently a weak and watered-down imitation of the real thing: Scottsdale AZ city council votes AGAINST banning council members from accepting cash donations from anonymous benefactors
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
'Godzilla dust cloud' is the name of my Daft Punk cover band. It's also apparently coming for the US
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
It takes two parents, a baby, a cat, some peanut butter and a chewy treat to convince Phil to get into the bath
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Kids, lol
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Mon June 22, 2020
(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
CBP finds 20,000 lbs of smuggled Chinese meat products at LA/Long Beach port, hidden in (apparently un-refrigerated) containers of electronics and household goods. Enjoy your 4th of July BBQ
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
You're probably going to need to sit down before reading this, but apparently Fibber McBarr's new cover story for the Berman firing is a pile of donkey doo
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(WCNC Charlotte)
 
 
 
White House will still host Fourth of July event this year, despite pandemic. In other news, people apparently checking Tik Tok for info on tickets
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
38 year old who's never seen them binges and reviews all 9 star wars movies during quarantine, apparently googled all the things he could say that would annoy fans
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Sitcom dad: joke
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Sun June 21, 2020
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Kurt Cobain's MTV Unplugged guitar sells for $6 million at auction, apparently to someone who believed it was a holey grail
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Sat June 20, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
The website some world leaders are using for their coronavirus statistics? Yeah, apparently no one really knows who's operating the website, or where they get some of the statistics
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
School gives students homework assignment on how to plan their own funeral. Was that wrong ... was it too ghoulish?
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Fri June 19, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Parent of toddler in 'manipulated' Trump video forces Facebook to remove it
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Are mothers-in-law destined to become monsters? Will I become one?"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Here's how you can explain racism and inequality to your children
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
How many angels are needed to cover Trump's ass? Apparently 100 million
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Thu June 18, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
There may be a few bugs to work out with the A.I. Entertainment Reporter program
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Aunt Becky is scared she'll get COVID19 in prison
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Mike Huckabee and Tony Perkins named to steering committee because aparently the Southern Baptist Convention is too liberal and needs strong conservative voices
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(Autosport)
 
 
 
McLaren considering selling up to 30% of its F1 team. This is an offer no one can pass
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(Twitter Donald Trump)
 
 
 
Apparently the Supreme Court shot Trump in the face with a shotgun or something. I'm a little fuzzy on the details here
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My parents saved money for both daughters' future weddings. My would-be husband got two women pregnant while we were engaged; we did not get married. My sister met a nice woman; they want me to give them the money I had for my wedding. Should I?"
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Tulsa mayor, who is apparently the former mayor from Jaws, says turning away Trump would be wrong as officials announce highest COVID-19 spike yet
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My 6 year-old daughter is an only child for purely economic reasons; normally I'd be taking her to soccer, avoiding my social anxiety, and letting her have fun. But Covid-19 stopped that; she keeps asking why she's an only child. How can I explain?"
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Wed June 17, 2020
(Fark)
 
 
 
I've been binge-watching Space Force and now apparently my inner monologue has enabled John Malkovich mode. What would you say in his voice if you could?
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Tue June 16, 2020
(Laconia Daily Sun)
 
 
 
So I was just listening to a rural census taker discussing his day, and it's apparent that a *LOT* of people who moved to "summer homes" in March to avoid COVID-19 plan to stay. That's going to affect the 2020 Census
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(WBUR Boston)
 
 
 
Daycares prepare to reopen, face thicket of health restrictions as well as parental reluctance. On the positive side, little kids who love social distancing and wearing masks are probably future school shooters, so we can nip 'em in the bud
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(The Advocate)
 
 
 
Apparently if America can't discriminate against gays than surprise sex is legal
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Meet Dave Portnoy, the alcoholic, shirtless wonder and heir apparent to Warren Buffett. Here he is, in his element... drunk, shirtless and reviewing pizza. Your 401(k) is totally safe
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Trump's campaign manager described his paid media strategy as the "Death Star." Apparently, he never watched the last 10 minutes of "Star Wars"
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(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
62-year old veteran reported missing lass month from a Massachusetts VA hospital has been found, or what's left of him anyway, because someone at the hospital apparently decided to "get their steps in" and take the stairs instead of the elevator
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Three Indian soldiers killed in violent clash with Chinese troops along disputed border...but apparently no guns were fired, leading to the inescapable conclusion that China has an unstoppable army of Shaolin Kung-Fu warrior monks
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My husband doesn't want anyone to know I have a higher IQ than him; apparently, he's not only dumb, but his ego is too fragile. Do I have to hide this fact or is he being a complete misogynist jackwagon?"
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Mon June 15, 2020
(Wired)
 
 
 
How to stop Instagram from tracking everything you do (that's parent Facebook's job)
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Sun June 14, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump's ability to make things happen is apparently non-existent. Just ask Comcast
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Sat June 13, 2020
(Taipei Times)
 
 
 
It is apparently 2020 in Taiwan, too: "Taipei City Councilor Chiu Wei-chieh had pledged that he would snap one chopstick in two with his buttocks for every 10,000 votes exceeding 400,000 in the recall vote against then-Kaohsiung mayor Han Kuo-yu"
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Fri June 12, 2020
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
18-year-old girl becomes pregnant so dad blames: A) The daughter. B) The boyfriend. C) Her mom for not being a good parent and keeping track of the teenager's menstrual cycles
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Apparently, Trump's modeling his Presidency after the Confederacy. The Confederacy also only had one term
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Top Korean entertainment agency partners with Seoul Philharmonic Orchestra to record full classical adaptations of K-pop songs. Music director left out of the loop because his opinion on K-pop music is apparently an obstacle to making money
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Apparently Kim didn't like Trump's most recent love letter
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My husband and I have been married two years; he has a 12- and 14-year-old daughter. They alternate living with us and their mom weekly. My husband and I want a child together, but his daughters are vehemently opposed because their mom is. What do?"
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Thu June 11, 2020
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Senate Republicans see catastrophe for the nation, rush into action to provide necessary powers to subpoena the hell out of Obama officials
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Know The Signs: How to tell if your grandparent has become an antifa agent
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
One of the 4 officers charged in George Floyd's death, Thomas "Training Day" Lane, has apparently managed to come up with $750,000 to post his bail. Lane is expected to enter a plea of "Befehl ist Befehl" at a June 29th hearing
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My girlfriend is pregnant and moved back with her parents. I work an essential job with incredibly long hours. I barely sleep. I've asked people not to text or call me; she ignores this. I told her she was lazy while I worked. How can I stop her?"
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Wed June 10, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
A positive test for COVID-19 sidelines Jon Huntsman's gubernatorial campaign. In other news, Jon Huntsman is apparently running for governor again
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Apparently, the easiest way to trigger Piers Morgan on live television is to compare Winston Churchill with Hitler and be black while doing so (possible nsfw content on page)
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Russian bombers fly to within 8 miles from US airspace, apparently unwilling to accept that we can blow our own selves up just fine without the need for conventional warfare
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Nine out of ten Americans say the pandemic can reset 'business as usual' with only one in four saying that the current form of capitalism benefits society, apparently unaware that this isn't even Capitalism's final form
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(Some Restaurant Guy)
 
 
 
Chuck E. Cheese, whose 610 restaurants necessarily feature hundreds of germy kids and parents playing, eating, drinking and fighting under one roof, is in deep trouble. Hence, they granted retention bonuses to top-level execs
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Tue June 09, 2020
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Trump's "Scanner" conspiracy theory apparently came from OANN. And it's just as crazy as you thought
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(Harpers Bazaar)
 
 
 
Apparently Trump has a history with old men falling, hitting their heads on the ground and bleeding profusely
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Mon June 08, 2020
(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Man SUCCEEDED in killing colleague with a forklift. The dark side of Rocky has become apparent
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
The WHO still trying to figure out what, where, when and why. Apparently all that social distancing may not have mattered at all, as asymptomatic transmission may be rare
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My parents are pack rats with a hoarding problem. They are moving into a condo, which means they are downsizing; as such, they're sending me junk and garbage but with photos of me as a kid so I don't toss everything. What can I do to stop them?"
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Ground-breaking research makes childhood vaccines safe in all temperatures regardless of the parent's degree of stupidity
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Sun June 07, 2020
(IFL Science)
 
 
 
Apparently, some scientists who reconstruct ancient famous people's faces are Farkers fond of the small face meme, or Julius Caesar was a living Jonathan Pryce bobble head
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Austin PD apparently thought nobody would notice when they wrote fake letters from the public saying how much people love them
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Meal Team 6 celebrates epic victory over AntiFa terrorist cell, which apparently were too scared by REAL MURCANS to even try to come and burn down their Applebee's
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Sat June 06, 2020
(Pittsburgh Tribune-Review)
 
 
 
A Pittsburgh man who was seen on video placing a backpack full of homemade bombs downtown has been charged. Apparently 10 more backpacks have been found in his home
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
The latest unhinged liberals to ludicrously claim Trump is losing the 2020 race? The Trump campaign
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(MSN)
 
 
 
And now for something completely different: how to make a semi-transparent "prism cake" with just five ingredients. Pink Floyd album sold separately
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Fri June 05, 2020
(The Advocate)
 
 
 
Donald Trump is apparently afraid of gay chairs
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(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
What's crazier than Crazy Bread? Believing Little Caesars pizza is good? Nope, apparently it's stuffing Crazy Bread with moar cheese then baking and bathing it in butter-flavored sauce and parm
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Apparently the mood at the White House was lighthearted and jolly before today?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
We regret to inform you that pastel transparent lace shorts are a thing for men this summer - the Fashion Industry
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Thu June 04, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Louisville mayor calls for review of police department, apparently angling for that five star 'Would be beaten again' recommendation on Yelp
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The Governor of Minnesota has deployed National Guard troops apparently to counter the threat of an invasion from North Dakota
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(RouteFifty)
 
 
 
Apparently our election plans now are to close almost all the polling places so people wait hours in line during a pandemic
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(The Shovel (Australia))
 
 
 
NRA has apparently 'forgotten' to rise up against tyrannical government
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
"I now know why my parents had to be so strict with me because we were a black family"
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Wed June 03, 2020
(The American Conservative)
 
 
 
Liberal rag The American Conservative: "Trump's weakness... consists of him having no idea what to do other than create a pathetic propaganda moment that is so transparently cheap that it makes you throw up a little bit in your mouth"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Italian medics defeat Covid-19, now set to face off against Darth Malak apparently according to the actual headline
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Tue June 02, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Parents complain after Nickelodeon runs 9-minute "I Can't Breathe" video. Just tell 'em that's what Sandy Cheeks said after losing her helmet in Bikini Bottom
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(Archdiocese of Washington)
 
 
 
Apparently the Catholic Church doesn't like being a pawn for Trump any more than the Episcopal Church (PDF)
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Seattle Police declare Capitol Hill protest 'a riot.' Apparently, a good time was had by all
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I wanted a grandchild for years. My son and his wife had one in April; we couldn't visit the hospital due to Covid. They won't let us visit because my husband golfs, I got haircut and we visit friends. How can I make them see they're being selfish?"
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
What does it mean to be a parent in the age of Black Lives Matter?
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Mon June 01, 2020
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Long childhoods and extended parenting help young crows grow smarter. Lack of video games and lots of outside exercise probably doesn't hurt either
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Sun May 31, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Apparently, Trump wants to poison Brazil now
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Sat May 30, 2020
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Kylie could go to jail for lying about company finances. Apparently there aren't quite as many gullible suckers out there as previously suspected
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Fri May 29, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Trump immigration policy shifts children approaching age 21 into different non-priority category where waits for visas approach... 76 years?
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
40% of Americans are apparently planning to stop taking over-the-counter medicines and stop using cleaning supplies
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My first grader's teacher regularly hosts Zoom calls for class on the move; she once hosted a call traveling to a friend's house several states away, once helping her parents the next state over. The social distancing is awful. Should I report her?"
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Apparently the Earth is a giant lava lamp, and New Zealand is one of the larger bubbles
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Thu May 28, 2020
(Patheos)
 
 
 
One Million Moms: If you watch Pixar movies, you are a sinner
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(MSN)
 
 
 
The Queen has apparently "banned" Monopoly from being played at home because "it gets too vicious"
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Ever wonder where McNuggets actually come from? Apparently they're from B&M's and only cost £1.99 (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
It may be time for Susan Collins to show a bit of concern
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My granddaughter is getting married, and she apparently has no intention of inviting my best friend for over three decades who sends her money every birthday and Christmas. I'm outraged; can I boycott the wedding for this affront to civility?"
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
What's the difference between HBO's three streaming services? Apparently, it takes a nearly 2000 word article to unravel the stupidity
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Wed May 27, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
If you were going to read one uplifting story this week, this should be it. Tag is for the kid, the parents, and the chess coach
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
You can sneer at Tik-tok, but it's (private) parent company made $3 billion profit last year. And they say there are no unicorns left
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Bill Barr drops investigation into Kelly Loeffler's apparent insider trading. Fellow GOP senator Richard Burr, however, will still be in the hot seat, likely because he had the audacity to conclude that Russia meddled in the 2016 election
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Tue May 26, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Apparently the lockdown is making fresh faces harder to come by
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Parents have discovered many chains are allowing them to cheaply rent a hotel room from 8AM to 8PM to work, conduct a quiet Zoom meeting and "rest"
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
"My father and my grandmother haven't spoken in three decades. Is there a way I can help them reconcile their estrangement?"
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
"My father and my grandmother haven't spoken in three decades. Is there a way I can help them reconcile their estrangement?"
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
With full-time parenting "isn't human" comment Justin Timberlake has managed to make himself even more punchable. How's your human, or pup, or cat, or hedgie, or furry, or birdie, or marsupial, or reptile, or??? parenting going?
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
With full-time parenting "isn't human" comment Justin Timberlake has managed to make himself even more punchable. How's your human, or pup, or cat, or hedgie, or furry, or birdie, or marsupial, or reptile, or??? parenting going?
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Mon May 25, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
"The downside to the quarantine in my house is that my kids keep interrupting my spouse and I when we're having sex. How can I get them to keep it from turning into coitus interruptus?"
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Sat May 23, 2020
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Stop everything you are doing right now. A new countdown has appeared in the Fortnite lobby. Apparently, this means something
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Narcos: Paw Patrol arrives on Netflix (possible nsfw content on page)
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
While you freak out, panic drink, and gnaw your fingernails to their nubs, it's the children who are totally chill living in a pandemic
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
While you freak out, panic drink, and gnaw your fingernails to their nubs, it's the children who are totally chill living in a pandemic
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(Montgomery Advertiser)
 
 
 
Montgomery, AL Mayor: ICU beds at 97% capacity. AL Governor: Loosen those distancing restrictions. Apparently Alabama's plan is to just close their eyes and only the hospitals and funeral homes are gonna know how bad this is
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Fri May 22, 2020
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Apparently Newsweek lets convicted felons write their opinion columns. Bonus: It's delusional
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
How sportsball players can minimize their 'rona risks. Also, the spitball is apparently legal in cricket
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Dana Perino thinks she's going to get the best of Symone Sanders with a snide, degrading remark, promptly gets owned
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Thu May 21, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
This Covid-19 testing site near Walmart #908 is brought to you by the clean refreshing taste of Pepsi, the choice of a new post-pandemic generation. Dr Pepper is apparently on ER duty
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Two French boys find a golden surprise in their Grandmother's bed. And no, this is not a plot summary from a dubious form of online adult entertainment
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(NFL)
 
 
 
A Shake Weight is a modified dumbbell that oscillates and was viral. Not saying it's a coincidence, but Rob Gronkowski apparently four shakes away from weight
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Hey. Hey. DJT, how many grandparents did you kill today?
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Wed May 20, 2020
(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Russian scientist in London uses selfie stick to catch Ichthyosaur, who apparently skipped "What is bait" lesson because his nan died
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(WINK Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Do you know the difference between a ballpoint pen and tattoo? This man apparently doesn't. Oh yeah, he's also wanted for murder. (w/pic)
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(The Ringer)
 
 
 
I'm what they might call a lifelong "early adopter." I grew up in a little town called Sunnyvale, California, smack dab in the middle of Silicon Valley. Both of my parents are engineers. -- Why is the lead of every Ringer article the writer's IG bio?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
On the left, the French doctor pushing hydroxychloroquine. On the right, the guy who claims Trump is in beyond perfect health. In the third panel is Leo from That 70's Show. These are all different people apparently
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Apparently, Kroger was going to try and get money back from employees they claim were "overpaid" during the start of the pandemic, but they've changed their tune
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Apparently "Temptation Island" is considered essential entertainment
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
"Hot" Russian nurse in male-only ward now faces a sacking for wearing just "lingerie" beneath her highly transparent PPE gear
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
Apparently Air Force pilots deployed to Eglin AFB in Florida for a sufficient time period become Florida Man and forget how to fly their $150m aircraft
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Tue May 19, 2020
(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Walmart to cancel its online shopping site that was supposed to compete with Amazon. In other news, Walmart apparently had some kind of online shopping site for the last 4 years
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(Hull Daily Mail)
 
 
 
In the next module of your home-schooling work book, in your own words, define these five categories of pornography
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Mon May 18, 2020
(CBS4Denver - KCNC)
 
 
 
John Wick was apparently arrested in Denver over the weekend
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Meghan Markle is apparently a ghost and haunts her high school friend. Or did I read that wrong?
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(WDRB Louisville)
 
 
 
Oh, the humanity... in a good way. Everyday heroes, folks. And yes, I cried
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Sat May 16, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
At least one airline wants to drop the social distancing because apparently people don't like having the whole row of seats for themselves
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Fri May 15, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Just in case you forgot how terrible Chris Christie was as a leader he says "If we allow the virus to control when we reopen, we will not reopen until there's a vaccine," and that, by him, is a BAD thing, apparently
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Kanye West is apparently the hardest working idiot his former bodyguard ever tried to protect
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Is it ethical to conceive a child during a pandemic?
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Thu May 14, 2020
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Anti-lockdown protesters are now apparently fighting each other (with video)
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(AP News)
 
 
 
The EU suspends delivery of 10 million masks after quality control was apparently hidden by the factories
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I'm pregnant. I get there's a quarantine going on. But why does everyone think it's okay to ask me how dilated I am?"
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Tue May 12, 2020
(Alternative Press)
 
 
 
Apparently we needed to be told it's a bad idea to surf across hundreds of strangers for fun right now
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Things are really starting to go to the dogs in Detroit. And the bears. And the zebras. And, apparently, the green-skinned three-eyed extraterrestrials
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(NBC Connecticut)
 
 
 
Police in Connecticut put the smack down on a five-year-old who won't do his homework. JK, they were firm but sweet
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(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Dr. Fauci hits back at Rand Paul like a neighbor with a landscaping grudge
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Trump unleashes a new wave of memes riffing off his propaganda posters
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Italian town is apparently so evil locals just call it the "village with no name," la la, la, la, la la la, la la la, la, la
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My husband and I have 3 kids. I have a Ph.D. in literature and hold a job I love. My kids assume my husband is smarter because he's the math and science guy; he doesn't have a doctorate, though. How can I get my kids to see I'm intelligent too?"
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Mon May 11, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Apparently some people still think Amtrak is a viable form of transportation and are still traveling the country using it during the pandemic
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(AutoBlog)
 
 
 
The moral of the story is, if you're 5 years old and steal your parents' car, you get a free ride in a Lamborghini
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Fri May 08, 2020
(Rantt Media)
 
 
 
Apparently far too many people are one YouTube video away from becoming full-blown conspiracy theorists. Send this article to all your friends sharing that "Plandemic" conspiracy video. It won't have any effect but you might feel better
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(Slate)
 
 
 
White House attempts murder on elderly. Trump apparently does NOT want to be reelected
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Apparently the Sundance Film Festival in January was the "first petri dish" of coronavirus in the US
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Thu May 07, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The live fast and die young generation changed their mind
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Senate Republicans have apparently decided that pretending that Trump's Coronavirus response HASN'T been an unmitigated disaster is their best hope for retaining a Senate majority...Good luck with THAT, fellas
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Alaskan school board votes to ban certain classic books. Help comes from an unlikely source: "Any student or parent that wants a copy of the recently removed books can email the band, and they'll send them the books for free"
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(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Some anti-vaxers realize they don't want the dumbass tag anymore
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
"A senior administration official said he expects Trump to begin publicly questioning the death toll as it closes in on his predictions for the final death count and damages him politically"
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
USA Today parent Gannett's results don't paint a particularly colorful picture
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Wed May 06, 2020
(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
Uber to lay off 3,700 full time workers, as the gig economy is apparently not Uber allies
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Regardless of transparent aluminum, 'metallic glass' may blow up research, shatter previous paradigms
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Some childish farker is apparently in charge of the official New Jersey twitter account
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"It's OK to Not Be a Perfect Quarantine Employee." Already waaaaaay ahead of you, NY Times writer
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(Science News Magazine)
 
 
 
Researchers report DISCOL experiment may have damaged undersea microbes for decades. Apparently, the microbes didn't react well to flairs and LED dance floors
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Should these parents be mocked for naming their kids after their favorite band members? Maybe
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Tue May 05, 2020
(CityBeat)
 
 
 
Drag queens and married gays apparently are a substantial voting block in Ohio
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Apparently Donald Trump claimed to be so good at baseball, he could have turned pro. You may be shocked to know that Donnie has been lying all this time. I know, say it ain't so Joe Dumbaggio
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Apparently the current dominant coronavirus strain is actually a mutated version that is much more contagious than the original. But go ahead and ease social restrictions now, red states, by all means
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Mon May 04, 2020
(4Utah.com)
 
 
 
Man, I don't even know where to begin with this Fark-Ready headline: 5-year-old boy driving his parents' car on the freeway pulled over, tells troopers he was going to California to buy a Lamborghini
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(Independent)
 
 
 
White-tailed eagles appear in skies over Britain for first time in 240 years. Where were they? Apparently not taking hobbits directly to Mt Doom
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(Comic Sands)
 
 
 
Mother ensures her child will never trust her again
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(Comic Sands)
 
 
 
Mother ensures her child will never trust her again
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Desperate for water (and apparently attention) koalas are now licking tree trunks
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
Restaurant break-ins are apparently the hottest entries on the menu these days
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Sat May 02, 2020
(Business Insider)