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Wed February 24, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
According to his lawyer's latest filing, the QAnon Shaman's "Gob Bluth moment" came when Trump pardoned Lil' Wayne but not him. Oh, and that spear he was carrying was just a decorative "symbol of his faith", and he literally wouldn't hurt a fly
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Tue February 23, 2021
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Gerard Depardon't
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Tue February 16, 2021
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
In a phoned in threat made five days after the Capitol riot, a Trump supporter allegedly told a congressman "We're going to f*** you up." I beg your pardon, did I say a Trump supporter? I meant a marijuana lobbyist
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Thu February 11, 2021
(Fark)
 
 
 
What's your favorite / go to cheap booze?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump's decision to switch to the "friends and Family Plan" for pardons and commutations and bypass the traditional clemency process left more than 14,000 pending clemency cases in legal limbo. Not to worry though, Team Biden is ON that shiat
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Trump's DOJ tried to shield Rudy
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Tue February 09, 2021
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Turns out presidential pardons get you out of state crimes, too - in certain cases
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Wed February 03, 2021
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Steve Bannon was rescued from federal charges over his Build the Wall scam. But not from NY state charges
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Tue February 02, 2021
(Fark)
 
 
 
Presidential pardons, presidential inaugurations, and celebrities who keep TMZ reporters busy are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, Jan. 14-20: Software Update Edition
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Fri January 29, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
Only if you come in costume. Chewbacca bikini, indeed
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Thu January 28, 2021
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Politics or D'awww? White House pets, from Josiah the "good-natured" badger to Rebecca the pardoned Thanksgiving meal Raccoon to Pauline Wayne, the cow
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Wed January 27, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
If you have a Trump sign and a Blue Lives Matter sign in your yard, you are going to have to rethink one of them
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Mon January 25, 2021
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The 'Tiger King' fires up the limo again in hopes that Joe Biden will pardon him
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Sun January 24, 2021
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Michael Cohen claims Trump has issued secret "pocket pardons" for himself and his family. No word on how long you have to microwave those before they're ready
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(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Michael Cohen claims Trump has issued secret "pocket pardons" for himself and his family. No word on how long you have to microwave those before they're ready
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(MSN)
 
 
 
If Trump's flurry of pardons got under your skin, then I have some interesting news for you
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(MSN)
 
 
 
If Trump's flurry of pardons got under your skin, then I have some interesting news for you
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Fri January 22, 2021
(Axios)
 
 
 
2016 Trump fundraiser and 2020 convicted felon paid $750K to Trump advisor Matt Schlapp for his pardon. Er, make that NOT to get a pardon
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Paypal tells seditionist who took a private jet to the Capitol riots to go grift somewhere else
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Thu January 21, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
"Trump's 'crony pardons' flabbergast the political world". Is there some alternate definition of the word "Flabbergast" that means "not at all surprised because this is COMPLETELY in line with how he's acted ever day for the last four years"?
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Would it be ironic, karmic, poetic justice or just awesome if Trump's pardon of Bannon sicced state prosecutors on Bannon's ass getting Bannon's ass thrown in jail?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Democrats are in dissaray, again. Nature is healing
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Tiger King Joe Exotic: "I was too innocent and too 'GAY' for Trump pardon"
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Tiger King Joe Exotic: "I was too innocent and too 'GAY' for Trump pardon"
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Wed January 20, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
And one last pardon before the clock runs out
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Hopefully Joe Exotic can get the deposit back on that limo
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Hopefully Joe Exotic can get the deposit back on that limo
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Li'l Wang grants clemency to Lil Wayne
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(White House)
 
 
 
It's the middle of the night. Do you know where your presidential pardon is at?
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Tue January 19, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Bannon to be rewarded with his Get Out of Jail Free card
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Several Republican lawmakers were hoping Trump would save their ass for their role in the treason. Turns out they should've listened to everyone who has ever dealt with Trump
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Who will Trump pardon? Rudy Giuliani? Joe Exotic? His kids? Himself? Presidential pardon palooza mania sweeps nation. Who will it be? Get your walking papers ready, because this is your official Fark presidential pardon palooza thread
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Who will Trump pardon? Rudy Giuliani? Joe Exotic? His kids? Himself? Presidential pardon palooza mania sweeps nation. Who will it be? Get your walking papers ready, because this is your official Fark presidential pardon palooza thread
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(Indy100)
 
 
 
Trump may pardon Lil Wayne and Kodak Black
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(KTUL Tulsa)
 
 
 
Joe Exotic's legal team is 'confident' the check to Trump 2024 will clear before noon tomorrow
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Mon January 18, 2021
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Is Trump guilty of inciting an insurrection? Lets ask some of the rioters, who say they were "following his direct orders" when they stormed the capitol
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Is Trump guilty of inciting an insurrection? Lets ask some of the rioters, who say they were "following his direct orders" when they stormed the capitol
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Sun January 17, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Trump's allies are selling their access to wealthy felons who hope to be pardoned before the president leaves the swamp
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Remember how we used to joke that if Trump was arrested for jaywalking, Giuliani could plead it down to murder 1? This isn't quite that, but in response to claims Trump incited the Beer Gut Putsch, Rudy describes "incitement" as exactly what happened
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Sat January 16, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
It's almost pardon time. Place your bets, and tell us who you think Trump is going to pardon before Wednesday
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
The President ... shall have Power to grant Reprieves and Pardons for Offenses against the United States, except in Cases of impeachment. Does that mean Trump can't pardon anyone while impeached?
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
The President ... shall have Power to grant Reprieves and Pardons for Offenses against the United States, except in Cases of impeachment. Does that mean Trump can't pardon anyone while impeached?
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(CBS Dallas/Ft. Worth)
 
 
 
Entitled Texan believes she deserves a pardon after committing a federal crime on camera
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Fri January 15, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Pence finally musters up the courage to talk to another woman on the phone besides Mother
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
The QAnon Shaman's attorney is also batshiat insane
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
The QAnon Shaman's attorney is also batshiat insane
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
The insurrectionists are starting to ask for their presidential pardons : first one is Qanon shaman
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Wed January 13, 2021
(NBC News)
 
 
 
If a twice impeached president, banned from social media, screams in an empty White House does anybody hear him?
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Tue January 12, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
If I can't have a self-pardon, no one gets a pardon
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Mon January 11, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Both the White House Counsel and Bill Barr warned Trump not to try a self-pardon, so you know how this will play out already
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Both the White House Counsel and Bill Barr warned Trump not to try a self-pardon, so you know how this will play out already
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Fri January 08, 2021
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Are blanket pardons incoming? 'Yeet' meet 'Yoink'
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
So Trump would have to specifically say I Donald J Trump pardon myself for instigating an insurrection on January 6th to cover himself
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Thu January 07, 2021
(Al-Monitor)
 
 
 
After a pardon from Trump over the Thanksgiving holidays, Turkey calls for 'common sense' amid post-election unrest in the United States
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Is your name on Trump's pardon list?
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Trump gonna self pardon...Tick Tock 25th o'clock
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Trump gonna self pardon...Tick Tock 25th o'clock
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Wed January 06, 2021
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Joe Exotic's father passes away, presumably after realizing his son was Joe Exotic
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The man who helped create this national nightmare with his 11th-hour "b-b-but her emails" now say Trump shouldn't be prosecuted when he leaves office no matter how "compelling" or "how powerful the evidence" against him is
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Mon January 04, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Bernard Kerik, Rudy Guiliani's corrupt NYPD Commissioner, who went to prison for tax fraud and was later pardoned by Trump, says Donnie's phone call to GA election officials was proper
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Sat January 02, 2021
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
An FBI agent speaks out on the Blackwater pardons; "I'm embarrassed for our country"
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Wed December 30, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Trump's pardoning of Blackwater war criminals violates The Geneva Convention and US obligations under international law, humanitarian law and human rights at a global level. Now where's my Noble Piece Prise?
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
The article focuses on the federal judge calling Trump a criminal but his best line was "apparently to get a pardon, one has to be either a Republican, a convicted child murderer or a turkey"
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
The article focuses on the federal judge calling Trump a criminal but his best line was "apparently to get a pardon, one has to be either a Republican, a convicted child murderer or a turkey"
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Tue December 29, 2020
(Cartoon State)
 
 
 
Sex, Lies and Videotape - Let's revisit the pervvy act behind Jared Kushner's father's pardon ... because well, why not?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Cohen points out that pardoned individuals cannot plead the 5th, therefore
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Cohen points out that pardoned individuals cannot plead the 5th, therefore
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(Salon)
 
 
 
The problem with pardoning war criminals who were found guilty by US courts is that you've slapped justice in the face and made the countries they targeted hate you even more
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
It's like lemmings to a pardon
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Yeah, this pretty much sums up the Trump years in a single moment: unrepentant felon, and probable Russian intelligence asset thanks Trump for his full and unconditional pardon when the two bump into each other at Trump's West Palm Beach golf club
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Yeah, this pretty much sums up the Trump years in a single moment: unrepentant felon, and probable Russian intelligence asset thanks Trump for his full and unconditional pardon when the two bump into each other at Trump's West Palm Beach golf club
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Mon December 28, 2020
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
During this liminal time in the last few days of 2020, MSNBC has their regular lineup on the schedule. Subby is betting Rachel is in with a new show. Let's find out, starting at 7pm Eastern
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Sun December 27, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Headline is six words too long
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
If the "broken window" theory can be applied to entire nations, the U.S. might be in a lot of trouble
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Sat December 26, 2020
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Trump: YOU get a pardon. And YOU get a pardon. And YOU get a pardon. And YOU get a pardon. Prosecutor: And YOU might get charged with obstruction of justice for giving out all those pardons
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Trump: YOU get a pardon. And YOU get a pardon. And YOU get a pardon. And YOU get a pardon. Prosecutor: And YOU might get charged with obstruction of justice for giving out all those pardons
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
As dumb as a bag of Stones
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
"I believe that they would have no choice and that they should, yes." Oh Kamala, you sweet summer child
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Fri December 25, 2020
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Merry Christmas all y'all. MSNBC is doing a Dateline marathon today, so no Maddow tonight, but if you're around, let us convene at the regular 7PM Eastern as is our custom
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
♬ Tiger King, reality star / Now in prison, stuck behind bars / Got a hard-on, / For a pardon / Would Trump dare go that far? ♬
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
♬ Tiger King, reality star / Now in prison, stuck behind bars / Got a hard-on, / For a pardon / Would Trump dare go that far? ♬
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"This is always how the Trump presidency was going to end"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
How do you steal a billion dollars from Medicare and end up doing less than a year in prison? 1) have Trump be president. 2) use some of that loot to make generous "contributions" to a criminal justice reform group tied to his lawyers and son-in-law
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Thu December 24, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Ah, the Kushner family. Upstanding community members, no?
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Just to show you that life is not fair, Trump's pardon of Paul Manafort shows the triumph of Kleptocracy
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Tick tock
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Tick tock
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
For some, happy Christmas eve, for other people, have a happy Christmas night, and for other people, happy merry Thursday. Whatever you're celebrating we're glad to have you here. This is your 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Something tells me we are going to be hearing a lot about Bill Clinton's pardons for Roger Clinton and Marc Rich
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Something tells me we are going to be hearing a lot about Bill Clinton's pardons for Roger Clinton and Marc Rich
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
No, Paul Manafort won't be getting his house and apartment in Trump Tower back. Civil forfeiture falls outside the scope of Presidential pardons
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
No, Paul Manafort won't be getting his house and apartment in Trump Tower back. Civil forfeiture falls outside the scope of Presidential pardons
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
In case you slept through high school civics, like Paul Waldman of the Washington Post, the president cannot pardon Kyle Rittenhouse, though Mr Waldman will probably add 'I was being sarcastic' any minute
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
In case you slept through high school civics, like Paul Waldman of the Washington Post, the president cannot pardon Kyle Rittenhouse, though Mr Waldman will probably add 'I was being sarcastic' any minute
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
A list of potential names for the next round of Pardonapalooza 2020
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
A list of potential names for the next round of Pardonapalooza 2020
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Balloon Boy parents pardoned in effort to make 2020 weirder still
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Wed December 23, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Pardon-palooza continues. Kushner, Stone, and Manafort included
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Did Barr arrest Lev Parnas to shield Trump from his impeachment testimony? Shoulda got that pardon, Billy boy
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
"Did the Founding Fathers somehow goof up and give presidents the right to wreck the very institutions they are sworn to protect?"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump surpasses Nixon for the title of biggest presidential traitor
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump surpasses Nixon for the title of biggest presidential traitor
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Ali Kinani was 9 years old when he was shot in the head by Blackwater guards in Iraq. Donald Trump just pardoned his killers
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Please. Like Trump has a conscience
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Please. Like Trump has a conscience
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Tue December 22, 2020
(ABC News)
 
NewsFlash
 
Corrupt Republican politicians, campaign aides, war criminals - everyone look under your seat. That's right, YOU get a pardon! YOU get a pardon! And YOU get a pardon! EVERYONE GETS A PARDON!
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Mon December 21, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Joe Biden shouldn't just face Reality, he should pardon her too
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Sat December 19, 2020
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Kids, I'm not pardoning you because then they can make you testify against me. Merry Christmas. Cya
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Kids, I'm not pardoning you because then they can make you testify against me. Merry Christmas. Cya
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Fri December 18, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
The Trump presidency in charts and graphs. Come for the tweets, stay for the golf
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Old & busted: Biden should Pardon Trump. New hotness: Biden should UNpardon Trump
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Old & busted: Biden should Pardon Trump. New hotness: Biden should UNpardon Trump
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Trump expected to deliver on his promises of loyalty today
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Six men now eligible for federal pardon in plot to kidnap That Woman From Michigan
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Wed December 16, 2020
(JTA)
 
 
 
It may not be a pardon, but there are still plenty of other consolation gifts to give out
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Online drug dealer who took almost $30 million and ordered a hit on one of his own associates got two life sentences plus 40 years in prison. Er, pardon me?
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Tue December 15, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"William Barr's exit is bad news for Trump's hopes of a 11th-hour pardoning spree"
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Mon December 14, 2020
(Twitter)
 
Boobies
 
Pam Anderson in Bikini asks Don to Pardon Assange and rumor has it Trump is gonna' do it, ah pardon Assange, not Pamela, although Trump rumored to have responded, "I'd hit it"
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Sun December 13, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Sure, we're pardoning everyone else, why not Edward Snowden?
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Fri December 11, 2020
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Texas AG Ken "Pardon Me" Paxton's voter fraud lawsuit cannot lose. It has an afterDavid from Melissa Carone
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Thu December 10, 2020
(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton, says he has not discussed a presidential pardon for his own legal troubles, just likes sewing his lips to orange-tinted asses
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Wed December 09, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Farmers all around the world will start asking each other, "Pardon me. Would you have any Grey Poupon?" But of course
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
New York AG predicts that Trump will resign, Pence will pardon him before she attempts to throw him jail
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Trump administration still toying with an imaginary legal concept called a "preemptive pardon". Small Hands Luke also hopes to exempt himself from all future traffic tickets
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Trump administration still toying with an imaginary legal concept called a "preemptive pardon". Small Hands Luke also hopes to exempt himself from all future traffic tickets
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Tue December 08, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The presidential self-pardon is a completely preposterous notion, which is precisely why Trump will try it
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Following impeached lame duck President Trump's corrupt pardon, Judge Sullivan, left with no legal recourse, dismisses charges against the traitor Michael Flynn
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(Axios)
 
 
 
President Trump plans to become the Oprah of pardons
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Fri December 04, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
In Burdick v. United States, 236 U.S. 79 (1915), the U.S. Supreme Court ruled that a pardon carries an imputation of guilt, and acceptance carries a confession
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
One of the things that the Trump clown show has done is made it so that people like Mitt Romney sound intelligent and compassionate
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
With all the pardons looming on the horizon, let's see what Judge Sullivan thinks of the Flynn pardon. Oh my
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
If you had Hugh Baras as the target of the pay-for-pardon investigation you are a liar
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Pardon me, but I have some updates on those redactions
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Thu December 03, 2020
(Snopes)
 
 
 
The question before the court today, your honor, was it really Rudy Giuliani who deduced it and who produced it?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Ivanka produces an email that shows she is 100% innocent in any inauguration committee wrongdoings. She won't need that pardon after all, Daddy
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Um... Daddy... I could really use that pardon right about now
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Wed December 02, 2020
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Pardon me, I do believe this is the Wednesday edition of the MSNBC discussion thread starting at 7PM Eastern
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
But if Donnie were to suddenly pardon himself there would be no law, there would be no rule. There would only be the America of your memories
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Get our your popcorn, bingo cards, and shot glasses- It's post-pardon press briefing time (1 PM ET, or after they've figured out what the pardon actually covered)
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
In other coincidentally-related news, Tiger King Joe Exotic's attorney believes they're close to getting pardon from Trump
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
In other coincidentally-related news, Tiger King Joe Exotic's attorney believes they're close to getting pardon from Trump
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Tue December 01, 2020
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Rudy denies he asked Trump for a pardon 9 to 11 times
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Rudy denies he asked Trump for a pardon 9 to 11 times
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Trump considering pardons for Trump, Trump, Trump, and probably Trump
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Cyber Deals Week now features a sale on pardons at the White House
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Harris County, TX GOP Chairman steps down amid controversy over a racist Facebook post he put up involving an MLK Jr. quote and a banana. But in his defense, he posted that in August, before Biden was President, and it was a different time
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Giuliani reportedly wants a pardon. But why? I thought everything he did was on the up-and-up
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Kelly Loeffler tries her hand at Black voter outreach with expected results
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Gov Kemp: "Nah"
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Sean Hannity urges Trump to pardon the entire Trump clan even though they've done nothing illegal, right?
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Mon November 30, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
The details of Flynn's pardon are now available. Turns out, he was pardoned for *waves hands around* all this whatever
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"The survey found Biden's approval rating at 55 percent, 6 points higher than just before the election. Trump's approval rating, meanwhile, is at 42 percent, down 3 points from before the election"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump could win Covid-19, again
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Sun November 29, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
BREAKING NEWS: President-elect Biden rushed to the orthopedist after fracturing his foot while playing with dog
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Fri November 27, 2020
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Fox News asks the hard-hitting question - Can Trump pardon himself?
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Thu November 26, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
And the man in the White House says "Boys I wanna make a mess and forgive their crimes" and it turned into a presidential pardon blitz, pardon blitz. IT'S IT'S A PARDON BLITZ
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
White House Press Secretary: "Individuals within the outgoing administration refused to accept the choice the American people made at the ballot box and worked to undermine the peaceful transition of power." And that's why Flynn was investigated
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Trump should pardon stable geniuses like himself and Joe Exotic
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Wed November 25, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Mueller's deputy says any further investigation or prosecution of Trump "would further divide the country" and "would surely consume the administration's energy" ...but he thinks is absolutely "necessary." even so
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Mueller's deputy says any further investigation or prosecution of Trump "would further divide the country" and "would surely consume the administration's energy" ...but he thinks is absolutely "necessary." even so
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(Guardian)
 
NewsFlash
 
Flynn's Flams forgiven
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(Guardian)
 
NewsFlash
 
Flynn's Flams forgiven
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Before you get upset at Trump's plans to pardon Michael Flynn, take joy in the fact that such a deed will give much "STIGGINIT" to Qanon
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Before you get upset at Trump's plans to pardon Michael Flynn, take joy in the fact that such a deed will give much "STIGGINIT" to Qanon
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Gaspedal Gaetz tells Trump he should go wild with pardons including pardoning himself to own the libs
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(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
Supreme Court overturns election result
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Annnnd. Here. We. Go
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Tue November 24, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Trump likes pardoning turkeys. Also, he enjoys the annual White House Thanksgiving spectacle
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Trump issues pardon (2 PM ET)
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Aaaaannnnnnd there goes that stock mar...oh wait, it's going up
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(Some Turkey)
 
 
 
It's Election Day again. This time it is between Corn and Cob for which turkey will be pardoned by the President
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Mon November 23, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
That time Trump refused to pardon Carrots, the WH turkey. Because...... he lost the recount
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Thu November 19, 2020
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
This is your hair dye dripping free 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread
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(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
Thanksgiving 1926, and time for President Coolidge to pardon Rebecca, the Thanksgiving raccoon
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Wed November 18, 2020
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Add another guy to Trump's list of lame duck pardons, I guess
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Trump and many people in his administration are doing all they can to burn it all down before he departs. Covid-19 cases are rapidly rising. It's going to be a lonely Thanksgiving, but we still have each other. It's your 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread
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Tue November 17, 2020
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
In addition to cleaning up the usual conservative mess, columnist thinks Democratic presidents should pardon another Republican president
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Mon November 16, 2020
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
It's so weird how pretending Covid-19 went away and pretending Trump won reelection don't seem to be working. Anyways, hello. How are you? This is your 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread
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Fri November 13, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump, to White House officials: Am I allowed to pardon myself? What about my family? What if, say, I wanted to issue a pre-emptive pardon for something someone might, you know, charge me for in the future? Just speaking hypothetically, of course
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Thu November 12, 2020
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Cooking fresh food for a husband's just a drag. So she buys an instant cake and she burns her frozen steak, and goes running for the shelter of a mother's little helper. Doctor please. What a drag it is getting old. It's the 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread
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Wed November 11, 2020
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
I GOT PAID ON MY $1000 ELECTION BET. This is your Humpday, GETTING PAID, 7pm EST MSNBC thread
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Tue November 10, 2020
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
The White House held hostage by a narcissistic man child baby. This is your 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread
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Mon November 09, 2020
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
It's the first week of Operation Lame Duck, and this is your 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread
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Sat November 07, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Expect Trump to pardon himself soon
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Thu November 05, 2020
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Every day you see one more card. You take it on faith, you take it to the heart. The waiting is the hardest part. This is your 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread
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Wed November 04, 2020
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
The waiting is the hardest part. This is your 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread
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Mon November 02, 2020
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
I know something is very wrong. The pulse returns for prodigal songs. With blackout hearts, with flowered news. With skull designs upon my shoes. Seeing more and feeling less. This is all I ever meant. This is your 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread
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Sun November 01, 2020
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Tonight, a special live show featuring Nichole, Joy, Rachel and Brian previewing the Election Night coverage, starting at 8 PM Eastern on MSNBC
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Wed October 28, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump's final acts: Pardon everyone, start a war, or glue all the White House drawers shut?
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Tue October 27, 2020
(STLToday)
 
 
 
St. Louis gun nuts face copyright issues for sending out personal cards with the UPI photo on it. Can they be pardoned for that?
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