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Tue August 04, 2020
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Researchers find abstract art evokes a more abstract mindset than representational art. This is particularly true if you have kids with crayons and walls at home
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Sun August 02, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Paper crack pays. Scratch on, Farkers
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Pleased to meet you, we're whales
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Actual nice person (well maybe) may be in line to replace formerly nice person who turned out to be not so nice. Nice
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Sat August 01, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
England may have to close its pubs to safely reopen schools. It's like Yobbie's Choice
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Scientists predict ice will melt. Ice melts. Scientists drink heavily
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The coronavirus kills off Dunder-Mifflin when Michael Scott couldn't
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Fri July 31, 2020
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Researchers may see a way to treat a rare and incurable form of blindness
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Thu July 30, 2020
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Scientists are using polymorphs to treat mental illnesses by turning you into a chicken
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Tiger populations are making comeback. It's GRRREAT
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Proctor and Gamble earnings score from COVID-induced demand for toilet paper, cleaning supplies, interest in the occult
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Wed July 29, 2020
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
The new Etch A Sketch is the paperless Spirograph you never knew you wanted
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Witnesses say NYC woman killed by shark just started screaming, not dancing or singing about America
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
I guess this means Kamala Harris is officially out of the VP race now
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(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
Landlord loses his head in a fight with his samurai sword wielding tenant inside his Asylum Avenue home. At least the tenant won't need to update his address if convicted
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
People who are over six feet tall are TWICE as likely to catch coronavirus. The entire NBA looks on nervously (possible nsfw content on page)
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Tue July 28, 2020
(Lifehacker Australia)
 
 
 
So you're telling me using reusable toilet paper right now is even more of a bad idea than usual?
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(Lifehacker Australia)
 
 
 
So you're telling me using reusable toilet paper right now is even more of a bad idea than usual?
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(NPR)
 
Audio
 
The hipsters at NPR take 14 min to tell you how to level up your coffee game
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
A top Chinese CDC official was injected with an experimental vaccine. No word if he'll end up as Red Dragon or The Omega Man
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Mon July 27, 2020
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Fungus that thrives on the radiation found at Chernobyl is being tested as a possible shield for astronauts. Soon we may have a solar system being explored by mutants and/or X-Men
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Sun July 26, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Get to NOPE your friendly neighborhood wasps
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
The best way to dispose of paper receipts when you don't have time to tear them up into tiny wads and swallow each one individually
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Fri July 24, 2020
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Would you rather have a hummingbird-size dinosaur, or a dinosaur-size hummingbird? Too bad, you don't get either
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Amazon says it's so good at policing third-party software for Alexa these guys could only get over 200+ rule-breaking apps past it
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Hundreds of Wall Street Journal employees sign open letter asking editor to stop running lies in their paper's editorial section
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Thu July 23, 2020
(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
Scientists find evidence that a non-avian dinosaur shed its feathers in a way similar to that of modern songbirds. Short article links to longer popular article and a peer-reviewed paper. Tag is for creationists running in terror from more evidence
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Microsoft bundles application in their paid office suite. One company has had enough of their monopolistic bullshiat
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(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
Don't want to learn about the coronavirus from Agolf Twitler or the Politics thread. "Science" has collected its news articles, peer-reviewed papers, and other science-oriented resources in one place. Bonus: No farking paywalls to read
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Wed July 22, 2020
(Nature)
 
 
 
World's top peer-reviewed science journal publishes a controversial paper saying that Mexico had illegal immigrants ruining everything 30,000 years ago. Bonus headline dodge "but not everyone is convinced"
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Tue July 21, 2020
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
It's protocluster D1UD01, not a clowncar
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Adobe and IBM team up on the most crashing-est, data-stealing-est, resource-hogging-est, proprietary-formatting-est marketing software EVAR for the banking industry. In other words, their clients love it
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Mon July 20, 2020
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Dogs may use the Earth's magnetic field to navigate. Cats just bend it to their will
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Sun July 19, 2020
(Fark)
 
Fartiste
 
Welcome Fark Artists to your Fartist Friday Contest. This week, illustrate for us what your pet would say if they could talk. Use any medium you like - illustration software, pen & paper, etc.
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(Cracked)
 
 
 
What does Rock, Paper, Scissors have in common with brothels? If you don't know, read the article or ask your mom
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Prosecutor: "Judge, my office is unable to provide the newspaper reporter's request for body camera footage for our case against her. We're just too busy. This case is a low priority and isn't worth the time needed to provide evidence she has requested"
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(IFL Science)
 
 
 
Chemists report that the s2 ion in aqueous solution, a substance said to exist in sulfide reactions for over 30 years, is about as real as transmutation and the philosopher's stone. Oops
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Sat July 18, 2020
(NBC Palm Springs)
 
 
 
Papers please
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Fri July 17, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Cat reading morning paper meme: I should have invested in the saw industry a few years ago
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Nobody at scooter start-up has picked up a newspaper in the last six months
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(Washingtonian)
 
 
 
Actual Headline: Fox attacks the Washington Post
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(Polygon)
 
Weeners
 
That's a penis. Difficulty level: Paper Mario
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Thu July 16, 2020
(Popular Mechanics)
 
 
 
This is really great news if you were wondering how far penguins can project their poop
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
It's taking longer for Blacks and Hispanics to receive their stimulus checks because even Trump and Mnuchin can find new ways to punish minorities
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(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
Coronaviruses trigger long-term T-cell immune responses that react to other coronaviruses
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
A new pin-prick blood test can test for radiation exposure in mice. Why you're hanging out with glowing rodents is your own business
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Ummm, it doesn't look like paper bags or other decoys will defer those pesky wasps
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Megan Thee Stallion shot In Thee Foot
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Wed July 15, 2020
(Internal Revenue Service)
 
 
 
It's Tax Day. Did everybody settle up with Uncle Sam yet? LGT extension paperwork for you ultimate procrastinators
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Sorry, but your chipped squirrel paperweight is not some secret treasure
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Hallmark of severe covid patients identified. Some are saying this is a very special Christmas in July
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Tue July 14, 2020
(Vice)
 
 
 
The NYT Opinion section is continuing to modernize and shed outdated conservatives
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Now this is how you burn bridges with the NYT. (Bari Weiss resignation letter)
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Mon July 13, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Johnnie Walker is testing paper bottles in an effort to smoke the competition
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Johnnie Walker is testing paper bottles in an effort to smoke the competition
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
*orange cat at breakfast reading the newspaper and thinking meme*
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Sun July 12, 2020
(Fark)
 
Fartiste
 
Welcome Fark Artists to your Fartist Friday Contest. This week, create a portrait of Summertime using any medium - pen & paper, Photoshop, sculpture, MSPaint, etc.
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Fri July 10, 2020
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
First the locusts return to Africa, now the "edible insects" articles are re-invading
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Old 'n busted: Planet Nine on the outskirts of our solar system. New 2020 timeline inevitable darkness: it's a teensy black hole
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Ghislaine Maxwell given paper clothes for her own protection
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Thu July 09, 2020
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Having eliminated roast beast, overloaded sleighs, and sawed-off antlers, scientists have identified a key factor that regulates abnormal heart growth
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The last time global CO₂ atmospheric levels were this high, Jesus was riding around on a dinosaur
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(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
Researchers say we don't need to worry so much about the new Swine Flu potential. Unfortunately our deadly pandemic dance card is already full
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(Radio.com)
 
 
 
Mets offer season ticket holders a free cardboard cutout to put in their seat during this season's games. Paper bag for over the head will be $50/game extra
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Wed July 08, 2020
(Retraction Watch)
 
 
 
Coming up short: Journal retracts penis enlargement paper after realizing it was homeopathy, causing it to become more powerful than you can possibly imagine
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Walgreens plans to open 700 primary care practices. The strategy here is to just overwhelm any disease or injury with paperwork
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(Retraction Watch)
 
 
 
Duke sucks Nature journal paper
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Know what else is bigger in Texas? The impending mega-droughts
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
You gotta be some kind of special epic stupid to go to a Black Lives Matter protest and yell, "White lives are better." Oh, and you also are now fired from your job
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Tue July 07, 2020
(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
First we ran out of toilet paper and cleaning supplies, now we're running out of coins. "Coins" has to be some sort of euphemism, right?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Story keyword checklist: Black man☑ , restaurant☑ , MAGA☑ , social distancing☑ , gun☑ , Trump 2020☑, bike lock☑
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
The tough guy who just had to punch a 12-year-old for daring to have a good time has been caught. His sentence will be 10 years of tap lessons in SuperMax
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Study says people who watch fictional apocalyptic movies are more likely to be psychologically prepared when similar events unfold in real life. Lord Humongous, Auntie Entity approve
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Mon July 06, 2020
(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
The outer ring of Stonehenge: When real estate prices soared within the 'henge, people were compelled to migrate outward to the less desirable lots in and near the pits. This gave rise to the disparaging observation "This place is the pits"
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(Wired)
 
 
 
With 10 million light-year long magnetized filaments of space, the universe has more magnetism than the ICP has Faygo
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Sun July 05, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
The Bellagio in Las Vegas suffers the biggest loss in Vegas sportsbook history after allowing wagers to be placed on baseball games well after they had started
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Fri July 03, 2020
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
If you take a regular laser beam, and then compress it like a spring, so it all arrives at the same time, it REALLY hertz
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Thu July 02, 2020
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
So, no sprinkles?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
TP? pffft. PPE? Old hat. Food staples? We've had our fill. The latest in viral hoarding hotness? cash
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
Too weak for a glass bottle but too hoity and/or toity for boxed wine? Have we got the grape for you
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Wed July 01, 2020
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
New exotic particle discovered by scientists at the Large Hadron Collider Beauty, eh
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(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Only in Milwaukee will you find a group of nuns hosting a drive through beer garden raising money for charity. Stop by for some Ale Mary Hefe Wiesen
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop Fake Newspaper Breaking Headlines
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Tue June 30, 2020
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
But were they spherical?
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Acting talent is expensive. Disney's just trying to cut costs
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Sun June 28, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
We can now add an invasion of blood-sucking horse flies to the 2020 plot line
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Study of peer reviews has yet to be peer reviewed
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Sat June 27, 2020
(Dezeen)
 
 
 
Papier-mache houses? Texas dares to be different
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(Dezeen)
 
 
 
Papier-mache houses? Texas dares to be different
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Fri June 26, 2020
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Study shows COVID-19 might make you brain less good, but the purple of the study didn't monkey for pre-existing dishwasher
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Theorists calculate upper limit for possible quantization of time yet still can't wrap their minds around this thing called love
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Don't mess with Australian wildlife, prehistoric edition: bear-sized wombat-like cousin
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Thu June 25, 2020
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
"No one I've spoken with at the Post can figure out why we published this story," said one prominent reporter at the paper. "We blew up this woman's life for no reason"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
The police wouldn't say why he was being arrested, only showing him a piece of paper with his photo and the words "felony warrant" and "larceny"
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Wed June 24, 2020
(Santa Fe New Mexican)
 
 
 
Indian restaurant vandalized with over $100,000 in damage. Swastikas and "Trump 2020" spraypainted everywhere. But don't you dare call them racists
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(Wired)
 
 
 
'Minority Report' algorithm is real
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Tue June 23, 2020
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Then one day, like a miracle, Covid-19 was everywhere
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Mon June 22, 2020
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
How did scienticians confirm a teraelectronvolt emission from a gamma-ray burster? MAGIC
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(NPR)
 
 
 
"Coins are the new toilet paper." Keep your hands off my ass pennies
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Sun June 21, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Much like NASCAR, F1 racing is predominantly white. Lewis Hamilton intends to change that
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(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
The Tennessean newspaper announces it is launching a thorough investigation into how a racist, right wing ad was allowed to run in some terrible newspaper called "The Tennessean"
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Fri June 19, 2020
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Still working from home? Bored with no one watching you? Try risking your life savings
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
'Peculiar chemical abundance pattern detected in the star RAVE' - you read this headline with oontz oontz oontz oontz oontz oontz oontz oontz
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(The Register)
 
 
 
By emptying offices, the coronavirus has hastened the paperless office - but you're still going to need cover sheets on your TPS reports
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(Futurism)
 
 
 
So much for immunity from getting Covid more than once
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Thu June 18, 2020
(South China Morning Post)
 
 
 
Well, looks like we're boned
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Wed June 17, 2020
(Engadget)
 
 
 
DOJ to announce plans to break the internet
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Tue June 16, 2020
(Laughing Squid)
 
 
 
I'm your private dancer, cut out of paper, any Xacto will do
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a review of tactical toilet paper
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(WMDT Maryland)
 
 
 
In Germany pets with ze virus now must be reported regardless of zeir papers
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
"Anything can be a frozen hydrogen dildo if you're brave enough." - A. Lincoln
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Mon June 15, 2020
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Maria Ressa, a Filipino journalist whose online newspaper has been routinely critical of dictator Rodrigo Duterte, has been found guilty of "cyber libel." Cyber police unavailable for comment
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
NFL face masks on sale for fans of all 32 teams. Browns fans not expected to buy face masks, as they already have paper bags to cover their faces
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"There is no doubt in my mind that my paper was denied government approval because it had to do with efforts to mitigate climate change." It seems lower level apparatchiks are taking their cues from Donnie's stooges these days
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Sun June 14, 2020
(Fark)
 
Fartiste
 
Welcome Fark Artists to your Fartist Friday Contest. This week, create a brand logo for your username. Use anything you like to illustrate - MSPaint, Photoshop, pen & paper, etc
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Well, they finally found the bus full of antifa. And crusty jugglers
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Fri June 12, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
First it was antibacterial wipes, then toilet paper. Then Nintendo Switches and puzzles. The latest thing to sell out: bicycles
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
After 20 years of marriage, I'm signing my divorce papers right now. Let me have it
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Thu June 11, 2020
(Malta Today)
 
 
 
Oh, you're a woman wanting to sign an official contract in front of a Notary? Are you a spinster, married, or widow?
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Georgia Sheriff posts a meme asking if the U.S. could start 'hanging traitors', finds out that yes, that was wrong and he wasn't supposed to do that
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"I use time as a medium to define how long each portrait is colored in. 1 year of life = 1 minute of color. Tamir Rice was 12 when he was murdered, so I colored his portrait for 12 minutes"
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Plastic rain is laminating Earth
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(Futurism)
 
 
 
Android phones now being crashed by, checks again, wallpaper?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Racism, pandemic, blah dee blah. The REAL issue is why are Arby's paper bags so strong?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
UK rocked by beer brewing shutdown causing Marmite supplies to dry up
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Wed June 10, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Owners resign after publisher prints racist cartoon in newspaper. Who's in charge here?
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(Courier-Journal)
 
 
 
Amy McGrath might be in trouble in Kentucky as both the state's largest newspapers have endorsed her opponent Charles Booker in the democratic primary for senate
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Team Intel goes blasting off again
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Gay porn star with credits including "Trouser Trout" and "Work Loads 2" thrusts himself into the local political ring - this is not a euphemism
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Mainframe era: Nobody ever got fired for buying IBM. Cloud Computing era: Hold my beer and watch me think
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Tue June 09, 2020
(Lacrosse Tribune)
 
 
 
Our old pal "Overzealous GOP Staffer" strikes again. Bonus: local newspaper actually does some investigative journalism
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
To cut Coronavirus risk, movie studios will replace sex scenes with CGI ASCII images. ( . )( . ) awww yeahhh
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
A new study finds there's different strains of bacteria on your cell phones and shoes, and they're mostly harmless. Mostly
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(Ottawa Citizen)
 
 
 
Details about the latest effort to hunt down and punish those who leak information was leaked to this newspaper
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Mon June 08, 2020
(PsyPost)
 
 
 
Peer reviewed paper finds non-compliance with social distancing linked to psychopathic behavior
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Huckabee livid to discover he is one of the few Republican men left on his knees for Trump
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
The pinker the flamingo, the hotter the fire
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Some COVID-19 victims are taking weeks to wake up after being taken off ventilators. You'd still want to be unconscious too if you saw what a dumpster fire our current situation is
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Tom Cotton says, just because I'm a lunatic weirdo who wants to murder, stop being nice to libs because... my black heart says so. Now, let me go and bayonet some toddlers while I claim to be pro life
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Sun June 07, 2020
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
It turns out billion-year-old water tastes terrible, but not as bad as Dasani
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Elton John takes a knee. Scratch that .... Elton John gives a knee to an ex
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Fri June 05, 2020
(Github)
 
 
 
For those trying to keep score; an interactive map over police attacks on the press - with date and time, location, type of attack, what newspaper or newscaster, and link to source
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(Portland Press Herald)
 
 
 
The editorial board of Maine's largest paper is calling for Trump's resignation
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Women's livers are tougher than men's, too
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Thu June 04, 2020
(Retraction Watch)
 
 
 
Study claiming masks ineffective ineffective
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Quibi cutting execs' salaries, will be circling the drain soon enough
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Wed June 03, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Scientific papers, like Shakespeare and text threads, are their own literary genre. Here's how to grok them
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(WXYZ Detroit)
 
 
 
Shopping list: yeast, gaming headsets, thermometers, fitness equipment. Shoot, a fella could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
High profile papers on treating COVID-19 with hydroxychloroquine and ACE inhibitors are based on secret data that experts say can't be real
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(Scientific American)
 
 
 
Butt wiping throughout the ages; at last, the story can be told. Still no word on how to use the three sea shells
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Tue June 02, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Seagate reformats, wiping out 500 gigs and consolidating its Minnesota sector
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(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
Many of the big advances in artificial intelligence are completely artificial
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(AP News)
 
 
 
This Sunday's funny papers will each have six symbols hidden in the artwork honoring workers on the frontlines of the coronavirus pandemic. Well, six more in addition to those swearing fealty to the Illuminati and warning of the 5G threat
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Mon June 01, 2020
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
After heavy compute sessions and possible perusal of freaky SF porn, Irish mathematician answers 60-year-old question about geometry of seven-dimensional exotic spheres. "In fact, all of these spaces admit non-negative curvature"
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
New properties of cosmic rays, silicon, magnesium and neon found by Alpha Magnetic Spectrometer aboard ISS, which really is pretty fantastic. But you know the crew now has certain 'powers' they will be using on earth
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(Bon Appetit)
 
 
 
The easiest way to make iced coffee, and it's practically kaiju-free
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
Los Angeles County given the OK to totally reopen restaurants. Sit-down dining could begin as soon as this weekend as long as you don't take the southbound 101 or the 5 at rush hour
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(Android Authority)
 
 
 
Old & stale: receiving a specific text message will crash your iPhone. New lukewarmness: using this wallpaper on your Android phone could soft-brick it
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Sun May 31, 2020
(Laughing Squid)
 
 
 
It's a 2020 Saturday night, the world's on fire, we're all worried, so here's some exquisitely detailed beautiful cut paper sculptures of animals to take your mind off things, if just for a minute
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Fri May 29, 2020
(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Researchers discover new sex hormone in fish that could lead to new infertility treatments in people. It's all about 'dat bass
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Apparently the Earth is a giant lava lamp, and New Zealand is one of the larger bubbles
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Morning rituals: make coffee, grab the newspaper, step out back to admire the sunrise, look at the moose in your pool, listen to the bi- wait, what?
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Brooklyn is stocking up on toilet paper, baking supplies, and acoustic guitars
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Thu May 28, 2020
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Extremely intense radio burst detected from magnetar SGR 1935+2154. Pay no attention to those proto-horns or third eye on your newborns
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Wed May 27, 2020
(Alternative Press)
 
 
 
Well, that's one way to never forget the coronavirus pandemic
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Some guy says the "spy" pigeon captured by India is just his pet, and the secret code it was carrying is his phone number
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Age, gender, culture, your mirror 'predict loneliness'
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(Bothell-Kenmore Reporter)
 
 
 
Washington State loosens cougar hunting restrictions, possibly allowing bait hunting with bottles of white wine
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Our 13 year-old son posted a manifesto on the refrigerator protesting our rigid quarantine overscheduling"
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Scientists record sounds of narwhals swimming in the ocean, causing a commotion
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Tue May 26, 2020
(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
And here we have my collection of hand painted landscapes I did while in quarantine. You can especially see the detail in the Planter's Cheeze Ball container buried in the snow
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Mon May 25, 2020
(Santa Fe New Mexican)
 
 
 
50,000 GOP volunteers in 15 states will watch polling places "to challenge people they believe are not eligible to vote". Papers, please
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Florida man arrested for forcing teen to drive him and his lady past coronavirus checkpoint
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Sun May 24, 2020
(Fark)
 
Fartiste
 
Welcome Fark Artists to your Fartist Friday Contest. Our theme this week: Create a Fark-themed Greeting Card using anything you like - Photoshop, MSPaint, ol' pen and paper, etc.
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(Grist)
 
 
 
Is America ready for the bidet?
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Sat May 23, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump's probably hoping someone will steal his identity and actually put money into his account
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Somehow subby doubts the researchers included Farkers in this study
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Fri May 22, 2020
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
"I need your boots, your motorcycle, and your...amusing plastic frog?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
People don't see loss and risk as purely rational agents. Losses weigh more than gains. The difference between 1 and 2% feels bigger than between 50 and 51%. Ergo this going red will hurt more than it going green. Welcome to fark
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Thu May 21, 2020
(Tech Xplore)
 
 
 
Creating ChatBots with multiple conversational skills for help with queen to bishop 3, incoming transmissions, or lying about alien contact to protect your mission
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
UK newspapers no longer have to publish bad news
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
A new fidget spinner-like device can quickly detect UTIs in urine. It's advised you have your PPE fully deployed
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
MMO makers hacked hard, players pwned
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(Gadsden Times)
 
 
 
Does your toast prefer jams, jellies, compote, fruit spread, honey, or Nutella?
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Wed May 20, 2020
(Vallejo Times Herald)
 
 
 
OLD: Toilet paper shortage. NEW: Garlic shortage from everyone cooking at home. No wonder so many are complaining about wearing masks
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(Entertainment Daily)
 
 
 
Tattoo designs range from rolls of toilet paper and a cartoon germ to people declaring: "I survived 2020, "This is awful. People are f**king dying"
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Tue May 19, 2020
(IMDB)
 
 
 
Future newspaper said The Flash goes missing DURING the Crisis, but he's gone missing well AFTER it (because season is over for now). Stargirl to the rescue in her debut on The CW at 8PM EDT, then the Legends get a literal taste of immortality at 9PM
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump to WHO: I'm cutting off funding because you ignored reports of Covid-19 spreading in Wuhan including reports the Lancet Journal published in December. The Lancet to Trump: WTF are you talking about? We didn't publish any such thing
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(Laughing Squid)
 
 
 
This amazing artist takes burning things with a magnifying glass to audacious levels
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Mon May 18, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Michael Jordan would have signed a deal with the Bulls after winning the 1998 NBA Championship to try to win another title. It could have been a Stairway to Seven
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Sun May 17, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
British intelligence tipped off Belgium that China was spying on the European Commission via the Maltese embassy in Brussels, according to French reports. Or is that just what they want you to think
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Sat May 16, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
In what could be the next big thing against the coronavirus, this antimicrobial surface coating can kill the coronavirus for 90 days
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Fri May 15, 2020
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Two words: Penguin Jenkem
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(Washington Free Beacon)
 
 
 
"China is threatening to meddle in the upcoming U.S. presidential election...." Wait. Have they gotten permission from the Russians to do this?
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Thu May 14, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Jared: Testing too many people or ordering too many ventilators will spook the markets, so we just shouldn't do it
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Wed May 13, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
48 to co-chair 46's campaign climate task force
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Alaskan rainforests are a global lichen hotspot. Also, Alaska has rainforests
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Mon May 11, 2020
(Patheos)
 
 
 
Reality: Not one psychic, fortune-teller or astrologer predicted the Covid-19 pandemic. New York Times: Who cares? That's our story and we're gonna run with it
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Star Wars: The Rise of Retcons [WARNING: SPOILERS]
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Sun May 10, 2020
(AOL)
 
 
 
Drag queen stuns with math lesson on exponential growth by folding paper. To be fair, drag queens are experts at folding and tucking things
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Sat May 09, 2020
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
It's a sailboat, not a schooner
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Fri May 08, 2020
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Spring's old and busted: hoarding toilet paper. Summer's new hotness: hoarding Baby Yoda cereal
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Thu May 07, 2020
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Acolytes of FREEDUMB, Trump, and Nurgle ask you to boycott Costco for forcing shoppers to wear masks while picking up a month's supply of toilet paper and $5 chicken. Those masks will prevent you from getting enough oxygen, claimed one
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Wed May 06, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
There was a LOT of competition for the title
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Pelotons are the new toilet paper. You can't deny they both involve @ssholes
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
May 6th is my 20th wedding anniversary. I've been with my wife for nearly 23 years. Our divorce paperwork should come through in the next week or two. Wat do?
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
That even more contagious coronavirus strain? Yeah, about that
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Tue May 05, 2020
(Metro)
 
 
 
The earth may be healing during quarantine, but for nine months, this bear lived a life we all wish for
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Mon May 04, 2020
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Editor of Santa Barbara News-Press decides he can no longer parrot the views of an owner who compares covid restrictions to the Soviet Union and Nazi Germany
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(Literary Hub)
 
 
 
Go down the rabbit hole on anniversary of "Alice's Adventures in Wonderland" with some amazing images inspired by it. Missing: chessboard-bodysuit wearing backup singer in Tom Petty video who made junior-high-age subby suddenly grow bigger every time
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(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Doctor don't preach, I won't hear a peep; people don't preach, I ain't losing sleep; 'cause I made up my mind, I'm keeping my b-day
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"Experts" warn that there may be academic consequences to having a generation of elementary-aged kids home schooled by day-drinkers
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(WWMT Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
Costco declares meat is the new toilet paper. What doesn't go in won't come out
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Sat May 02, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Show me the wallpaper on your phone. Link goes to subby's, which although art , is not safe for work
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
4,200 rolls of toilet paper? Check. Barrels of dry food? Check. Underground gas tanks? Check. Electrified fence? Check. Money to pay the mortgage so you don't lose your doomsday compound to foreclosure? Whoops
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Fri May 01, 2020
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
5. Buy more toilet paper
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Taiwan claims North Korea's Kim Jong Un is still in charge but sick. Summing up we have alive hiding from the coronavirus, dead, mostly dead, sick, and taken by aliens. Fine, subby made the last one up...but it's really just to complete the picture
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Thu April 30, 2020
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Evolutionary tradeoffs discovered in ancient shrimp-like species. They too were merely prawns in game of life
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(TC Palm)
 
 
 
Ancient proverb: Suspicion falls on man who wipes butt yet toilet paper remains clean
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Do you like to shop at Costco? Better have your mask ready
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Wed April 29, 2020
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Elephants are lightweights
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Swedish city of Lund to see if a game of "What's that smell?" can replace a lockdown
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Pfizer: we should have a Coronavirus vaccine ready by the fall
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Tue April 28, 2020
(CBS News)
 
 
 
UN warns that six months of coronavirus lockdowns could lead to an additional 31M cases of domestic violence. And that's WITH the liquor stores remaining open. Merry Christmas
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(Siouxland News)
 
 
 
If you're selling 12 ounce cans of Lysol for $65.99, Angel Soft toilet paper for $86.00, Bounty paper towels for $49.99, and Equate flushable wipes for $35.00, one might think you're price-gouging. One might think
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Sean Hannity had his fee-fees hurt by the New York Times
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Mon April 27, 2020
(Independent)
 
 
 
Financial Times reporter accused of eavesdropping on private Zoom calls at Independent and Evening Standard. NEWSPAPER FIGHT
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
New measurments reaffirm variations in the fine structure constant. This has major implications for fundamental physics, but probably won't result in a warp drive anytime soon
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
America's "anti-vaxxer movement" would pose a threat to national security in the event of a "pandemic with a novel organism," an FBI-connected non-profit research group warned last year. Sure nailed that one
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
"Panic-buying grips North Korea amid rumors of Kim Jong Un's demise". No word on how much toilet paper, if any, is left
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Fri April 24, 2020
(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Crises are no excuse for lowering scientific standards say increasingly ignored ethicists
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(National Post)
 
 
 
Rock, Paper, Scissors, Judge
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Long lost "Zombie" military satellites found by ham radio operators
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
How could we know? Big data. And it shows the situation is dangerous
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Boeing says the return of their 737 Max will be delayed until late summer or early fall, whenever that is
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
We have a paper wasp in the house that presented itself in the living room while I was at work. I arrived home with wasp spray but it's no where to be found. Is it hiding for the night or could it go out whichever way it got in?
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Thu April 23, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Scottish lockdown to be lifted in phases, no doubt starting with Loch Ness, moving to Loch Lomand, and ending with drunkenly stabbing someone in the neck with a broken beer bottle outside a bar at 2 AM
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Before you fly away, here is the pigeon news of the day; yeah New Yorker pigeons and Boston pigeons don't get along
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(WCJB Gainesville)
 
 
 
Bicycles have become the new toilet paper for people tired of just walking around the block for exercise
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Thor says his wife doesn't allow his hammer in the house. Puny god
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Wed April 22, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Breaking into funeral homes naked and leaving beers in coffins is no way to go through life, son
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Before the virus, the SCOTUS communicated on paper rather than email. It has leapt into the future by embracing conference phone calls. What's next? Just the fax
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Researchers identify a link between obesity and sleep loss in worms. You know you're intrigued
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Tue April 21, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
Still no cure for Fox News
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Meanwhile, in Holland, New Zealand, and Ireland, people are killing the 5G Internet to solve the toilet paper problem due to coronavirus, but to US, whats 5G?
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Mon April 20, 2020
(Hemmings)
 
 
 
So how many rolls of toilet paper does that convert to?
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(WHYY)
 
 
 
On the whole, toilet-paper makers are getting to the bottom of the shortage and producing record-breaking sheets. Article contains more asinine puns
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Don't like grocery stores without toilet paper? You're gonna love grocery stores without shoppers
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Sat April 18, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
DHS warns COVID-19 changes potential terror targets. Good god, they are right. We need armed guards at all toilet paper factories ASAP
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
"I went to Albertson's twice a day," "I went to Sam's. I went to Walmart. I went to Lowe's. I used the gas pumps. I mean I just wasn't careful. God knows where I got it. The bad thing is I might have spread to somebody. I feel bad about that"
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Fri April 17, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Walmart to hire 50,000 more disposable workers for the Coronavirus demand
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(The Mary Sue)
 
 
 
Better Call Saul's Kim Wexler is one of the best-written women on TV. Prove me wrong
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Six stores keeping stocked on essentials during the pandemic
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
New studies show the Irish diet is about as healthy as a bowl of Lucky Charms
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Paper clips, spools of phone wire, and not a mullet in sight: MacGyvering in the world of hotel IT
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Samsung redesigned its TV boxes to be easily converted into cat houses and entertainment centers (and much more difficult to return to the store)
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Soon someone could hijack your lovebot
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(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Not news: Because of COVID-19, U.S. Supreme Court modifies Rule 33.1. Fark: Briefs can now be submitted on 8½ x 11 inch paper
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(Slate)
 
 
 
I hate to defend Dr. Oz, but I'm a Slate author as well as an attention whore, and so I must
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Heinass crime thwarted
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Thu April 16, 2020
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Your mom annihilated it?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
MIT/Romero Institute study: NYC subways a major disseminator of coronavirus; NYC subway riders major disseminators
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
"I'll put $1000 on 10 million people dying from coronavirus, please. Also, $500 on a giant meteor killing us all in the next 10 years. Thank you very much"
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
25 of the sweetest dumb dog tweets you'll read today. Bless their lil hearts
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Paper mill in small town of Jay, ME suffers massive explosion. No injuries, but plenty of onlookers sheet themselves (NSFW language video goodness in TFA)
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Paper mill in small town of Jay, ME suffers massive explosion. No injuries, but plenty of onlookers sheet themselves (NSFW language video goodness in TFA)
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Wed April 15, 2020
(WTAE)
 
 
 
Tractor trailer carrying paper towels spontaneously combusts. Water poured on it was quickly absorbed. Story was picked up quickly, though
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Food expiration dates that matter, and the ones that don't. Because this info might become as useful as the extra roll of toilet paper you found in your bathroom cabinet
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(Food 52)
 
 
 
"Can you freeze cheese for a longer shelf-life?" What, no, don't do that stupid
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Man who tried to return 150 one-litre bottles of hand sanitiser could end up in solvent
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(Helsinki Times (Finland))
 
 
 
Finnish bakery started making toilet paper rolls to avoid bankruptcy. It's not real. It's a CAAAAKE
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Tue April 14, 2020
(Messy Nessy Chic)
 
 
 
This Outsider artist is king of the long game. Never give up, never surrender, never miss a day
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
While the world may see Japan as a futuristic land of humanoid robots and intelligent toilets, inside its offices, managers maintain a fierce devotion to paper files, fax machines, business card exchanges and face-to-face meetings
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Donald Trump's campaign just attested to the accuracy of The Washington Post in a court of law, you know the paper Trump routinely accuses of being Fake News
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
With this hand I hand thee the toilet paper
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(National Review)
 
 
 
When this is all over perhaps our lives will improve. We'll give each other adequate space, we'll care for one another, and we'll buy enough toilet paper to last forever
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Flamingos form firm friendships, prefer pink pals
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Mon April 13, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
1,200 infected on Long Island, and that's just the healthcare workers
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Watch as a tiny bebbe drop bear destroys a roll of toilet paper, then wiggles his cute, fuzzy ears. AS IF THAT MAKES IT BETTER. Okay, it does, but still ... toilet paper
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(CNN)
 
 
 
China's decided to go with the "it wasn't me" approach to the Covid-19 pandemic, warning universities and academics that any research papers tracing the origins of the outbreak "must be tightly controlled" and approved by the Central Government
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Maggie Haberman again finds herself defending the New York Times against Sean Hannity's idiocy
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Sun April 12, 2020
(Astronomy Magazine)
 
 
 
This pandemic nonsense is out of control. The scientists just cancelled a supernova
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(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
You know that game changing rapid COVID-19 test? Surprise for the White House. Sending the machines without sending the test cartridges makes the machines great paper weights to hold down the death certificates
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(Fark)
 
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Welcome Fark Artists to ye Fartist Friday contest. This week's theme: "Cupboard & Cabinet Creations." Raid your stashes and showcase your favorite social distancing provisions. Difficulty: Cans, cartons and paper goods only (thread is open)
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Sat April 11, 2020
(WHDH Boston)
 
 
 
A timeline of panic buying for the pandemic. What color is your hair today?
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
I say old chap, I'll give you a pennyweight of eggs for a barleycorn of toilet paper
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(Library of Congress)
 
 
 
Library of Congress has digitized a zillion newspapers dating back to 1789. It's not news, it's the LOC
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Fri April 10, 2020
(UPI)
 
 
 
Toilet paper roll cakes save Finish bakery from being flushed away
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Coronavirus papers please
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(Fox 5 San Diego)
 
 
 
Border Patrol busts man with 37 bundles of meth hidden in car's gas tank, say it had street value of 7 rolls of toilet paper
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(CBS 12 West Palm Beach)
 
 
 
"One homeowner found a fish cracker, a sheet of toilet paper, powdered drink mix, and a crumpled up piece of paper containing pornographic images" in a plastic Easter egg. It's sad that someone would waste toilet paper like that
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Welcome to Utah: Papers please
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Thu April 09, 2020
(ARL Now)
 
 
 
Governor Goofus shuts down liquor stores as non-essential. Governor Gallant authorizes local restaurants to start selling mixed drinks to-go, curb side (and they immediately step up to the challenge in Subby's community)
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
♬ No... one... bets like Gazprom, on assets like Gazprom, issues proxies for sovereign debt like Gazprom ♬
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(Sad and Useless)
 
 
 
Thinking of inking something on yourself about this pandemic? There's a tat for that
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
Stores may limit how many rolls of toilet paper consumers may purchase, yet people can buy with cartloads of essential alcoholic beverages
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Hundreds of US newspapers face "extinction-level" crisis due to Covid-19
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Those supplements you devour in increasing amounts since this coronavirus pandemic started to "boost your immune system"? Yeah, about those
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Wed April 08, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
First no toilet paper....now a potential bacon shortage
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(Las Cruces Sun-News)
 
 
 
What do you get when you cross two cars, a busy street, a roll of paper towels, and a naked woman? Wait... what?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Horse breeder tries to dunk on LA Times by pointing out how the newspaper tracked horse deaths at Santa Anita park but apparently hadn't tracked California deaths due to coronavirus, fails spectacularly
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Not all poRn stars wear capes: here's porn star Asa Akira donating *part* of her PornHub income to hospitals fighting the coronavirus (NSFW)
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Florida residents show us why there's a Florida tag, risk getting coronavirus by lining up real tight to get paper applications for unemployment benefits as the state tries to fix problems with online filing
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
An investigation into the toilet paper shortage reveals most Americans aren't that charmin and are flush with greed, not the angel soft paragons of humanity one would expect from the northern hemisphere, hoping to get away scott-free iwth avarice
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Tue April 07, 2020
(CBS News)
 
 
 
First it was toilet paper, then paper towels, then flour, then food. Now Tylenol
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(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
 
 
Pornographic Easter Eggs being delivered for free, with toilet paper & food. Sounds like a loot crate for these times to me
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
DIY Facemask, got any better ideas?
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Mon April 06, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
In Louisiana, churches violating orders to limit crowd size are punished with cute pieces of paper called Citations. This church has six citations and next Sunday will make it seven. Cute
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(Washington City Paper)
 
 
 
WAPO was too prudish to include the DC government's COVID advice regarding mouth to butt stuff. However, Washington City Paper has got your back
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Bored? Try a game of Florida Neighborhood Scavenger Hunt Bingo. Needs squares for Bath Salts Homeless Guy and Random Thing on Fire
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(Daily Telegraph)
 
 
 
Chinese consul general complains about Australian newspaper column critical of China. The newspaper's response is savage and spectacular
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