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Sun October 24, 2021
(CBC)
 
 
 
Scientists develop a new process by which wood is first made soft and squishy, then hard as steel
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(Popdust)
 
 
 
Someone has an issue with toilet paper, bears, sexual hangups, or all three and this article is proof
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Sat October 23, 2021
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Missed it by that much, Jeff Bezos buys a Senate, $600 million for one year's work on a 1963 rocket engine, Virgin Galactic stock will come in handy when the next toilet paper panic comes, and the next Crew Dragon launch scheduled for Halloween 🚀
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Fri October 22, 2021
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Scientists are racing to understand why the human brain has been shrinking in size recently before it's too late
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Thu October 21, 2021
(Motorious)
 
 
 
When your grandma passes away you have to clear the junk out of her house. Recipe books, old newspaper clippings, a pre-war MG, a Ferrari, a Lamborghini. Old people are such hoarders
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
In a ringing endorsement, NJ's largest paper says voters might as well reelect the mediocre governor because the other guy would be much worse for the state
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(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Sometimes you get the bear, sometimes the bear decimates your bullpen
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Tue October 19, 2021
(IFL Science)
 
 
 
Sequel to Big Bang Theory Announced
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Mon October 18, 2021
(Vice)
 
 
 
Planet Earth is *inside* a magnetic space tunnel, the scientists out front should have told you
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(Metro)
 
 
 
China denies claim it tested a 21,000mph nuclear-capable 'hypersonic missile', says it was just a simple 'space vehicle' and not a deadly high-tech weapon. Probably one of those nuclear-powered Jetson mobiles
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Sat October 16, 2021
(CBS Minnesota)
 
 
 
Twin Cities man is facing charges after allegedly carving a runway into a field behind his home and using it as a private airport. He neglected to pave it with the proper amount of paperwork
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(WV Gazette Mail)
 
 
 
For some strange reason Bernie Sanders wrote an op-ed for a West Virginia newspaper
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Fri October 15, 2021
(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
The number of confederate monuments in a town correlates to its record on lynchings
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Scientists detect new hendra virus in flying foxes. Since this has been found in Australia and can be transmitted to humans, expect death from above soon for thousands
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Thu October 14, 2021
(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Missouri journalist finds unencrypted private teacher data available on state's website, reports it to the state so they can fix it, and instead of thanking reporter, Missouri's idiot governor wants to prosecute
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(Nature)
 
 
 
1st ever radio waves have been detected from a planet outside our solar system, are immediately rejected because they are not progressive enough
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Tue October 12, 2021
(Vice)
 
 
 
"Gun church" that worships the AR-15 buys a mountain retreat in Tennessee. Paperwork to rename it to "Eagle's Nest" expected shortly
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
What if the universe hasn't started at all? Well, first of all, now would be a really good time to get things kickstarted
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Mon October 11, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
The preprint study hyped by anti-vaxxers showing the dangers of vaccines, looks like they made a tiny math error. The authors initially said that the number of vaccines delivered was 32,379 - when it was actually 854,930
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
If I tried to do this, some poor butterfly would end up spending the rest of its miserable life glued to a hanger and a paper towel
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Researchers find a way to make quasicrystals commercially viable while givin'. it. all. she's. got. on the generation of dilithium
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Tue October 05, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Study that found heart problems after covid vaccination made some calculation and methodology oopsies. Bet all those anti-vaxxers touting the results are feeling a bit foolish now
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Mon October 04, 2021
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
If you were throwing softball-sized rocks on the I-5 heading through Seattle over the weekend, police have some paper waiting for you
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Since Facebook is down, let's have a poop thread
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Simulations show a possible Earth or Mars sized planet beyond Neptune. Planet X, or is it Planet IX now? Have Art Bell's old broadcats reached the orbit of Planet XII yet?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The Pandora Papers is putting the Tories in a bit of a sticky wicket. Oh bugger
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(Heavy)
 
 
 
The candy that helped the Union Army defeat the South and other fun facts
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(Discover)
 
 
 
A couple of physicists published a paper on something that everyone who grew up watching Tom Baker thought of when they were 12
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Sun October 03, 2021
(Southgate News-Herald)
 
 
 
McDonald's surely to soon fire manager for giving away product without payment first
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Go ahead, open the Pandora Papers. What's the worst that could happen
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Fri October 01, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
Good news, budding college students. It's that time of the year where you get to start filling out the paperwork that will saddle the rest of your adult life with unpayable student loans. Don't worry, though -- the application is free
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Wed September 29, 2021
(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1913, Inventor Rudolf Diesel vanished at sea in a mystery that raised conspiracy theories, as many wondered if he had not been murdered to prevent the sale of his revolutionary denim jeans to Britain
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(NPR)
 
 
 
You're making your coffee wrong, dumbass
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Mayor of Helsinki, Finland suggests city declare itself an English-language city because Finnish language requirements deter highly skilled foreigners from immigrating and alleviating labor shortage, aka "työvoimapula" in Finnish
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Zuckerberg: guys, we need new ideas to make money, but they have to be grotesque and harm society. Some guy: has anyone done Megan's Law, but in reverse? Zuck: brilliant, also, let's refer to kids as "untapped"
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Tue September 28, 2021
(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Newspaper gunman sentenced to life without comics or sports pages
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Giant ice cats?
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Mon September 27, 2021
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Colts owner Jim Irsay is getting fed up with Carson Wince's tissue paper ankles and unvaccinated arm
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
A team of scientists have developed a 3D-printed vaccine patch providing an easy and painless way to deliver 5G service
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Sun September 26, 2021
(Interesting Engineering)
 
 
 
Scientists confirm that antimatter has struck antarctica, proving what Sheldon said
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Sat September 25, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Rich people discover what it's like to have a slumlord
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Fri September 24, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
R.I.P. Adulterer
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Oh poo, TP shortages are back
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Thu September 23, 2021
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Costco cautions consumers about wipeout
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Wed September 22, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
TikTokers have a new approach for investing in stock for you to follow, and this time it's...actually, not all that stupid
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(NPR)
 
 
 
And it didn't even cost tuppence a bag
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Trump vs. Trump. Grab the popcorn
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(My Modern Metropolis)
 
 
 
What could you make with a single sheet of paper?
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(Courier Herald)
 
Weeners
 
Small town newspaper tries to stay relevant with today's readers but might be stretching things a tad too much
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Tue September 21, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
Super PAC hits Parnell over protective orders requested by his wife, father-in-law's drinking and portal gun use
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(InsideNova)
 
 
 
The Canary Island volcano isn't going to create a megatsunami and wipe out the east coast. Subby just bought a beachfront house in the mountains and is feeling let down
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Mon September 20, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Hey, it's not easy typing with a gun in one hand and toilet paper in the other
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(Liverpool Echo)
 
 
 
Man warned that he might need to bring knives to a doll fight
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Brazilian plague rat turns into pizza rat on the streets of New York
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(Food 52)
 
 
 
Protip: leave the paper bag of stuff in too
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
The latest thing making climate change worse? Your toilet paper
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Sun September 19, 2021
(Fark)
 
 
 
Welcome Fark Artists to your Fartist Friday Contest. For "National Tattoo Story Day" we're sharing pictures & stories of our tattoos, or show us a drawing you've made of one you like using MSPaint or pen/paper, and share the inspiration behind them
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
"What's the (dark) matter, baby?"
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(Science News)
 
 
 
Newly discovered fossilized worm genus named after Arrakis due to its massive size and aversion to rhythmic footsteps. Blessed be the Maker, may He cleanse us in his passing because we could really use some of that about now
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Sat September 18, 2021
(AL.com)
 
 
 
That's remarkably reasonable for an Alabama paper
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Fri September 17, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
The Boot kicks ass
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Bitcoin is a broken window fallacy
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Geordi LaForge rejects Jeopardy hosting role, decides to keep his Starfleet commission instead
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Thu September 16, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
This coupon has expired
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Roger Stone served in the middle of a radio interview
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Wed September 15, 2021
(Unite.ai)
 
 
 
A foolproof, 100% effective way to stop journalists overstating the significance of new science papers
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Tue September 14, 2021
(Patheos)
 
 
 
Enid, Oklahoma to spend $150,000 taxpayer dollars to make sure you un-washed heathens know the real meaning of the holiday season
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Mon September 13, 2021
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Yes
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Sat September 11, 2021
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
More shortages in UK as shipment of goods held up by paperwork and legalities. If you call £160 million of cocaine "goods"
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Fri September 10, 2021
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Literal bird brains can accept climate change faster than Republicans
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Thu September 09, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Alright, who's been leaving books promising a 'blind date' in parks in Sheffield?
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Frogs - what can't they do?
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
"In this world, you gotta look out for number one, but don't roll through number two" -Your new Roomba
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(Some Guy)
 
Weeners
 
Forget APA, chuck your Chicago and toss out Turabian. This is the only style guide you need
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Wed September 08, 2021
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Big Whoop
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
QNuts clamor for their right to dewormer, while hospital clamors to save Q's victims
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Is that a roll of quarters in your pocket or are you just glad to be surviving climate change?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Mathmatologists know more, but if deaths are twice as high as last year, from a much smaller population of currently unvaccinated people, then the virus must be X times as deadly, X being, yeah, I have no idea, I'm going back to hoarding toilet paper
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Tue September 07, 2021
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Boxer who, when told she wasn't fit to box, said "if I die, I die," dies
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Do you enjoy the famous green and gold Harrod's shopping bags? WELL, TOO DAMN BAD
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Mon September 06, 2021
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Hummingbirds smell their way out of danger because they don't know the words. Here comes the song of science
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Fri September 03, 2021
(The Wrap)
 
 
 
Let's see what the Wall Street Journal, has to say about Texas' abortion law: ""The law sets an awful precedent that conservatives should hate, Could CA allow citizens to sue individuals for hate speech? Or NY deputize lawsuits against gun owners?"
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Thu September 02, 2021
(NHK World (Japan))
 
 
 
Japan prints new ¥10,000 banknotes featuring "father of Japanese capitalism," an old guy you've never heard of. You'll get over it, just hand it to the cashier
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Mon August 30, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
US used 'flying Ginsu' missile in Kabul airstrike. Afterwards, it cut tin can in half, then sliced a tomato into paper-thin slices
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Sat August 28, 2021
(The Root)
 
 
 
An ex-cop and a pastor try to return a television to Walmart, are promptly accused of stealing it despite proof of purchase, end up in handcuffs. Why yes, they are Black, how did you know?
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Fri August 27, 2021
(Fast Company)
 
 
 
Headline: Most popular material on Earth great for storing CO2. Farkers: Beer?
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(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
French Murder Hornet Trap is the name of subby's Vulcain cover band
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Thu August 26, 2021
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Tyrannosaurus: mighty apex predator. Allosaurus: merely an oversized vulture
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
New degradable food packaging coatings keep the grease in the food and on your fingers and out of the environments
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(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
Perhaps the most epic profanity-filled Facebook beatdown you have ever read. The brother of a Wisconsin state senator who is now intubated calls out those that helped hide his medical status for fear of losing political points
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Wed August 25, 2021
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
You're patio-ing wrong
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Who are we to argue?
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Tue August 24, 2021
(Ozarks First)
 
 
 
Meanwhile, the mayor of Lake of the Ozarks posts on Facebook he's trying to bring Ivermectin into a hospital to save the owner of a barbecue joint
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Kohl's CEO doesn't think Amazon's department stores will harm the business
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Mon August 23, 2021
(Times Union)
 
 
 
Newspaper would like to re-think its Cuomo endorsements
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Sun August 22, 2021
(Fark)
 
 
 
Welcome Fark Artists to your Fartist Friday Contest. Our theme: "Fark Artist Food Art" or "F'Artist F'Art." Inspired by a tweet (in thread), draw on paper a face or animal & decorate it with snack food. Potato chip hair, carrot stick bunny ears, etc.
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Sat August 21, 2021
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Creationists are finally in the minority
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Fri August 20, 2021
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Horrifying WW2 mass grave that the Nazis tried to hide from the advancing Soviet army discovered in 'Death Valley'. Bet you didn't know that the Nazis and the Soviet Union had a land war on the California-Nevada border (possible nsfw content on page)
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Thu August 19, 2021
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
In case you forget to bring a lighter to your next campfire, you can start a fire by running out to the store and getting paraffin wax, petroleum jelly, wax paper, and a double boiler. While you're there, perhaps you could also pick up a lighter?
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(Irish Mirror)
 
 
 
Internets left horrified after Australian hotel serves 'abomination' pie in Guinness pint glass
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Wed August 18, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ten years ago an influential research paper into the behaviour of dishonesty was published. Guess what
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Tue August 17, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Turning light into matter: It turns out E really DOES equal mc2. And you can prove it if you have a Relativistic Heavy Ion Collider
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
We need a Covid test that is fast, cheap, and 100% accurate. Get all three using pencil lead
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(Motorious)
 
 
 
Charles Schulz took the mystery of why Linus is wearing glasses in 1962 Ford Falcon ads to his grave
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Mon August 16, 2021
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
OG Game Designer fails death saving throw; no resurrection possible
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(TaxProf)
 
 
 
Americans with PhDs are the most anti-vaccine among all educational groups
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Sun August 15, 2021
(British Newspaper Archive)
 
 
 
British Newspaper Archives unveil 1 million free pages. Well, there goes my Sunday
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Sat August 14, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
Virus papers, please
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Joe Thornton is trying one more time in his 24th season to win a Stanley Cup...this time with the Florida Panthers
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Fri August 13, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Vaccine or negative test required at Saints games. Masks optional if you have a paper bag over your head
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Thu August 12, 2021
(Sad and Useless)
 
 
 
WTH? No. Just NO
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Water is wet, fire is hot, Elon Musk is rich, Candace Owens is full of bovine excrement, Ric Romero still enjoying his well-deserved retirement
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Wed August 11, 2021
(Architectural Digest)
 
 
 
It's like, how much more black could this be and the answer is none. None more black
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
How snakes evolved from vampires
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Tue August 10, 2021
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Tholian Webs are now real and they're spectacular
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Fifteen - no, twelve. No, sixteen. Make that fifteen - fourteen. DAMN - thirteen. No, it's fifteen. FIFTEEN. Fifteen variable stars detected in a galaxy far, far away
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(NPR)
 
 
 
A Hallmark card writer offers tips on how writing a good personal letter. What, like on paper? With a pen or something? I mean, how do I get animated emojis into something like that? And what do I do when I'm done, throw at the person or something?
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(AP News)
 
 
 
American higher education has failed since college students are willing to spend hundreds of dollars for counterfeit vaccine paperwork rather than get a free vaccine that will keep them and their loved ones alive
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Mon August 09, 2021
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
OF COURSE Australia once had a "flying dragon" with a 22-foot wingspan flying above it. Man, Fred Flintstone and Barney Rubble truly never knew how good they had it
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Sun August 08, 2021
(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
Major U.K. science funder to require grantees to make papers immediately free to all. No snark. No witty remark. This is awesome
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Sat August 07, 2021
(This Is Colossal)
 
 
 
Kirie means only having to cut negative space into a single sheet of paper
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Fri August 06, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
In other news, someone out there still uses coffee pods, which is a little bit farked up really
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(Tech Xplore)
 
 
 
Hoping nuclear power will save us from climate change?
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Thu August 05, 2021
(Tech Xplore)
 
 
 
Preparing for the Formic Wars
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Ummm, thanks Japanese researchers?
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Wed August 04, 2021
(Futurism)
 
 
 
"We've been trying to contact you regarding your automobile's extended warranty"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
"I think I did pretty well, considering I started out with nothing but a bunch of blank paper." - Steve Martin. This is your Fark Writer's Thread, Doing Pretty Well Edition
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
"Genetically altered daddy longlegs have short legs." The Far Side lives
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Tue August 03, 2021
(Bon Appetit)
 
 
 
The drink is even worse than the song. How is that even possible?
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Mon August 02, 2021
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Remains of ancient dogs found among early human ancestral remains in Georgia. Vince Dooley, Herschel Walker, Scarlett O'Hara have a sad
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Afghan President: "Here's my plan to defeat the Taliban." Reporters: "What, this blank sheet of paper with the word PLAN on it?" "Yup, that's it"
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Sat July 31, 2021
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
The story here isn't that grizzly bears hate walking up hills. No, the story here is that scientists stuck grizzly bears on treadmills. Delicious, delicious scientists
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(Connecticut Post)
 
 
 
Don't like your grade in a law class? Better not complain to administration or your professor might sue you, especially if you go to a school named FU
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(MSN)
 
 
 
This is my shocked face
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Wed July 28, 2021
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Ecuador revokes WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange's citizenship, citing improper paperwork, unpaid fines, being a bad roommate in general
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Tue July 27, 2021
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
We know how this ends
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Sun July 25, 2021
(Some Filing)
 
 
 
Photoshop this paperwork submission
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Sat July 24, 2021
(YouTube)
 
 
 
This week, subby was able to overcome his anxiety/O.C.D. long enough to shred six years' worth of no-longer-necessary paperwork - what accomplishment are *you* celebrating this Small Victory Saturday? (L.G.T. subby's mood right now)
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Fri July 23, 2021
(Some Thing)
 
 
 
Photoshop this magical device for transforming analog signals into discrete marks on paper
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(CNN)
 
 
 
This article is about Dani Rojas, Dani Rojas, Dani Rojas. Football is life
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Thu July 22, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Wow, this survival horror game needs more ammo pickups
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(Live Science)
 
 
 
Archaeologists find lair of hermit king. Hermit king climbs under paper cup and scuttles off to new one
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Wed July 21, 2021
(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
Toilet paper comes to mind
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Gold toilet found in Russian police bribery probe. Somehow Mar-A-Lago not involved
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Gold toilet found in Russian police bribery probe. Somehow Mar-A-Lago not involved
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Tue July 20, 2021
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
People becoming desensitized to that virus thingy, especially now that OOH SHINY NEW DISTRACTION
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Mon July 19, 2021
(BNNBloomberg)
 
 
 
McLaren selling paper to save its carbon fibre
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(NFL)
 
 
 
Raiders offense going to space in 2021. If it's a one-way trip, hopefully they'll take Deshaun Watson, Jerry Jones, and Dan Snyder with them
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(MSN)
 
 
 
UK's Defense Minister confirms the secret dossier that disappeared wasn't stolen by spies- they in fact meant to lose it. Bonus: "wad of secret papers". No word on if it was shot
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Sun July 18, 2021
(CBS Chicago)
 
 
 
Someone torched a TP display. What a shiatty thing to do
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Sat July 17, 2021
(Daily Record (UK))
 
 
 
Turns out the police officer who asked for backup after being pursued by a drone was really being followed by the planet Jupiter
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Thu July 15, 2021
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
It really does have a fricken laser (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
The oldest cosmetics have been found on the Balkan Peninsula in a jar that makes you look fat
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
🌎? 💩💩💩🍑🍑🍑🍆🍆🍆🍺🍺🍺
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Froghoppers: the wee creatures who can school your mom
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Study finds men don't have poker faces, film at 11
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
"Can I buy some pot from you?"
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Wed July 14, 2021
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Shocked physicists describe the sun's electric field. You won't believe what electrons next
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Rage in a Cage: Two people enter, two people leave. Maybe with papercuts
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(OMG Ubuntu)
 
 
 
GNOME developers explain why they've been ripping every useful feature out of the applications they maintain. I'm not bitter
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Tue July 13, 2021
(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Washington Examiner is just bad at journalism
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(Portland Press Herald)
 
 
 
Small-town newspaper editor has a brilliant idea: Calls the concept of doctoring baseballs a "sticky situation"
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Mon July 12, 2021
(Syfy)
 
 
 
The latest thing we're doing wrong? Measuring the size of the universe
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Sat July 10, 2021
(Deccan Herald)
 
 
 
Science doesn't support the claim that marijuana enhances athletic performance, wants to know what you're smoking if you think it does
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Thu July 08, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
When traveling to Edinburgh, make sure to stay at the Poop Emoji Hotel
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Pence supposedly forgot the line was "thank you sir may I have another" when Trump threw a newspaper at him
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Study from the "Well, Duh Institute" finds that if the boss is an asshole, employees will think they are an asshole
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Wed July 07, 2021
(Science News Magazine)
 
 
 
How invisible bursts of electricity from volcanoes signal explosive eruptions. With picture that is now my desktop wallpaper
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Tue July 06, 2021
(Nikkei Asia Review)
 
 
 
Japan would fight with the US to defend Taiwan if Winnie the Poo tries anything stupid
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Sun July 04, 2021
(Snopes)
 
 
 
Not news: Hobby lobby posts full page ad in newspapers. Fark: Full of bible quotes about how the United States should be led by Christians
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Thu July 01, 2021
(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
For the first time ever in 2020, the newspaper industry earned more money from circulation than advertising. In related news, buy TotalFark today, keep this place going
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Wed June 30, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Amazon demands FTC chair Khan be removed from her job because she might enforce the law
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(Louder Sound)
 
 
 
A complete breakdown of Iowa. Lots of corn, caucuses and kicking ass
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Tue June 29, 2021
(Charlotte Observer)
 
 
 
Newspaper credits Republican advisor for Joe Manchin's newfound power, completely ignoring the extramarital affair that was the root cause
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Mon June 28, 2021
(Vice)
 
 
 
Canadian anti-lockdown anti-masker anti-vaxxer celebrity finally gets his day in Zoom Chaos Court, only to be shot down in flames for his lawyer's failure to file paperwork properly
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(Metro)
 
 
 
MI-5 ensures the camera that caught Matt Hancock's affair has been covered with tape
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Sun June 27, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Elton John is not f***ing happy about Brexit (NSFW language - it's a British newspaper, so they print swearwords)
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Coming soon to a battlefield near you: invisible planes, trains, and automobiles. Oh, and also fighter jets, tanks, aircraft carriers and destroyers
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(The Internet)
 
 
 
Microsoft News link: "Your IQ is 142 if you get 15/20 on this general knowledge quiz" [click] Question one, "How many legs do spiders have?" Cat reading newspaper dot gif: I should send my resume to Microsoft News
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Sat June 26, 2021
(Colorado Springs Gazette)
 
 
 
Rock breaks scissors. Paper covers rock. Microwaves disable drones
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