Skip to content
Do you have adblock enabled?
 
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.
headlines found matching 'Paint'
Sun January 23, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
♫I see a school bus and I want it painted black. No colors anymore I want them to turn black♫
source: msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Welcome Fark Artists to your Fartist Friday Contest. Our theme: Show & Tell Vol. 15. Show us a favorite artwork you've created and Tell us the story behind its inspiration, materials, backstory. Share your photos, paintings, jewelry, poetry, etc
source: fark.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Fri January 21, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Gird your loins for the "Why did Joe Biden crash our beautiful stock market?" headlines. For they are on the way as we speak
source: cnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Wed January 19, 2022
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
It must be getting early. Clocks are running late. Paint by numbers. Morning sky looks so phony. Dawn is breaking everywhere. Light a candle, curse the glare. Draw the curtains, I don't care, 'cause it's alright. It your 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sun January 16, 2022
(Fark)
 
 
 
Welcome Fark Artists to your Fartist Friday Contest. Celebrate National Rubber Ducky Day by showing us how a well-placed rubber ducky could have changed history. All art programs and materials allowed such as PShop, MS Paint/Draw, pencil & paper, etc
source: fark.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sat January 08, 2022
(Vice)
 
 
 
Just like how a screaming train flying off the rails commands attention, a certain face painted goblin has opinions he wants to share
source: vice.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Tue January 04, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Madonna's son revealed as mysterious painter of works appearing in art circles. His friends keep telling him to give it up
source: theguardian.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sun January 02, 2022
(Fark)
 
 
 
Welcome Fark Artists to your Fartist Friday Contest. This week our theme is "Happy Gnu Ears." Create for this contest new artwork featuring the mighty gnu, or the mighty GNU. All art mediums allowed including MS Paint, Photoshop, pen & paper, etc
source: fark.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Wed December 29, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Cookies painted like medieval manuscripts and Greek pottery are just too beautiful to eat
source: twitter.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sun December 26, 2021
(Wisconsin State Journal)
 
 
 
1. Wheels 2. Engine 3. Steering Wheel 4. Seats 5. Wizard painting on the side
source: madison.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Mon December 20, 2021
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Researchers are developing living construction materials giving an entirely new meaning to the dining room
source: phys.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Mon December 06, 2021
(PC Gamer)
 
 
 
"It's War*hammer*, Graham"
source: pcgamer.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sun December 05, 2021
(Fark)
 
 
 
Welcome Fark Artists to your Fartist Friday Contest. To celebrate "Fibonacci Day" we'll create art featuring the Fibonacci sequence. Use MS Paint, Photoshop, or old fashioned paper & pen to spotlight the Golden Ratio for us in newly-created works
source: fark.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Thu December 02, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
"My husband's godmother painted a truly awful, horrifying picture of us. It's beyond mortifying. I want nothing to do with it; he sees nothing wrong with it. How can I destroy it?"
source: slate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
"...and with a starting bid of $400 million, you can have this Roman villa featuring the only known ceiling painted by Caravaggio of long ago"
source: local21news.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Wed December 01, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
I call this painting "Girl with a Pearl Earring and Four Kilos of Meth"
source: oakbaynews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sat November 20, 2021
(Yonhap News (Korea))
 
 
 
Ben Garrison will need new pants when he tries to paint Donald Trump wearing HIS new Tae Kwon Do Black Belt
source: m-en.yna.co.kr   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Thu November 18, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Sure Mike messed up bad by cheating, but the person who wanted revenge on Mike and attempted to spray paint his car only to spray paint someone else's car messed up bad as well
source: twitter.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Huffing latex just doesn't have the same effect
source: thesmokinggun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
House for sale. Before I ask the price, who painted your house? Oh Michelangelo and his friends
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Mon November 15, 2021
(Tumblr)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Paleolithic cave paintings. New hotness: Paleolithic animated cave movies
source: andrewducker.tumblr.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sun November 14, 2021
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Pot paints kettle black
source: nme.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
"I was borrowing the $125k painting, I was always going to return it at some point". Your daily dose of Jersey corruption
source: nj.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Fri November 12, 2021
(Washingtonian)
 
 
 
Well, I need some spray paint, golf tees and glitter to make the perfect xmas ornaments
source: washingtonian.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Wed November 10, 2021
(The US Sun)
 
 
 
While filming BBC comedy drama The Outlaws, Christopher Walken painted over a £10million Banksy artwork. But wait. There's a twist
source: the-sun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
Tom Hanks trifecta complete, as his former best friend is literally sold. Tag is for the bloody impression he made
source: independent.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Troy Messenger)
 
 
 
The CSX President's Train rolls thru small Alabama town, engineer waves at his sister, but a CSX shareholder might ask why the President has 2 F40PH's with throwback B&O Royal Blue paint jobs & 14 refurbished Pullman cars during a shipping crisis
source: troymessenger.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sat November 06, 2021
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Master Yoda: "Do, or do not. There is no 'try.'" James Harden: "Or, how about I don't even try?"
source: cbssports.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Wed November 03, 2021
(Fark)
 
 
 
What's the difference between a metaphor and a simile? "Similes are a smokescreen. Metaphors are like camouflage paint, designed to make one thing look like something else." This is your Fark Writer's Thread, bad analogy edition
source: fark.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Wed October 27, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
Woman isn't informed that painters would be working on her high-rise, so she... makes it to Fark
source: apnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Mon October 25, 2021
(Some Fartist)
 
 
 
Photoshop these paintings
source: ichef.bbci.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Chicago Reader)
 
 
 
Bobcat Goldthwait on cancel culture (tldr: It's a myth invented by corporate-backed millionaire comics who receive criticism after picking on marginalized groups so they can paint themselves as the true victim in order to boost sales)
source: chicagoreader.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sat October 23, 2021
(Some color)
 
 
 
Global supply line issues have you feeling like the color blue? Well, not for much longer
source: bloombergquint.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Tue October 19, 2021
(Summit Daily)
 
 
 
Cool: Rail fans take a look as the Breckenridge Heritage Alliance begins restoration of an historic snowplow engine. Fark.com: Knapp pointed out that the rotary plow that sits in Breckenridge never worked the high line route and actually worked in AK
source: summitdaily.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Fri October 15, 2021
(WAFF Huntsville)
 
 
 
Man arrested for throwing paint on Confederate monument in Florence, AL because he didn't run fast enough
source: waff.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Wed October 13, 2021
(Fark)
 
 
 
"One should fight like the devil the temptation to think well of editors. They are all, without exception - at least some of the time, incompetent or crazy." -John Gardner. This is your Fark Writer's Thread, expectation management edition
source: fark.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(MacRumors)
 
 
 
Since YouTube is completely out of 'Watching paint dry' videos, here are some selected Apple Watch 7 unboxing episodes
source: macrumors.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Tue October 12, 2021
(The Verge)
 
 
 
LEONARDO is a flying bipedal robot that can slackline and skateboard. No word if it can paint or swing a katana
source: theverge.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Lily Aldrin rented out her house to film the final season of This Is Us, because it's getting bad, guys, and mama needs her sugar
source: housebeautiful.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(LiveJournal)
 
 
 
Photoshop this silhouetted seascape painter
source: ic.pics.livejournal.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Thu October 07, 2021
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Soon you'll be able to paint your home with a shimmery North Atlantic Blue. That's not a good thing
source: phys.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Tue October 05, 2021
(WRAL)
 
 
 
Suddenly, acid-like golden-brown liquid
source: wral.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sat October 02, 2021
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Forbes presents an article about Google Chrome that pretty much paints it as the Antichrist
source: forbes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Thu September 30, 2021
(9 News)
 
 
 
Man finds painting at Goodwill that seems familiar. Then realizes why
source: 9news.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Load older headlines
These are only a small percentage of links submitted. Join TotalFark to see them all!









On Twitter


  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.