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headlines found matching 'Pain'
Fri October 22, 2021
(The US Sun)
 
 
 
Apparently it was so 'good to be the king' of Spain that Juan Carlos had to be injected with female hormones because of his rampant sex drive
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Thu October 21, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Cause of death of hiking California family and dog determined to have been heat related due to 110-degree weather. Among causes ruled out: extreme heat
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Wed October 20, 2021
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Netflix co-CEO: The problem wasn't giving a bigot millions of dollars to mock a minority group. The problem was how I defended it
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Tue October 19, 2021
(LAD Bible)
 
 
 
Dutch soccer fan impresses by carrying 48 beers from the bar into the stand in one trip. With "I'm buying these for my friends, honestly" picture goodness
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Sat October 16, 2021
(Fark)
 
 
 
Farker VOCSL5 passed away yesterday. She was the ripe old age of 37. Subby was her boyfriend and is in tears
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Fri October 15, 2021
(ABC7 Chicago)
 
 
 
Don't you just hate it when you're trying to run a marathon, and instead you get punched out by Gary Coleman?
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(WAFF Huntsville)
 
 
 
Man arrested for throwing paint on Confederate monument in Florence, AL because he didn't run fast enough
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Thu October 14, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
George Takei unleashes the photon torpedoes on William Shatner. There were no survivors
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bill Cosby is being accused (again) of sexual assault by a former Cosby Show actress who is seeking no less than $25 million in damages
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Wed October 13, 2021
(MacRumors)
 
 
 
Since YouTube is completely out of 'Watching paint dry' videos, here are some selected Apple Watch 7 unboxing episodes
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
It's like that dream where you've got no teeth, except it's War on Teeth shenanigans and real
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Tue October 12, 2021
(The Root)
 
 
 
Look out Denny's waitresses
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
LEONARDO is a flying bipedal robot that can slackline and skateboard. No word if it can paint or swing a katana
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(LiveJournal)
 
 
 
Photoshop this silhouetted seascape painter
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
You've gotta make that first stab count
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Sun October 10, 2021
(UEFA Champions League)
 
 
 
UEFA Nations League Final. The 3rd place match, will the home town crowd lift Italy over Belgium? 9:00 am on ESPNU. In the Finals Spain and France for all the glory. Will Spain stop France from winning everything in sight? 2:30 pm ET on ESPN
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Sat October 09, 2021
(Vox)
 
 
 
The best and worst case scenarios for COVID-19 this winter, just in case you like data-driven emotional pain
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Fri October 08, 2021
(Inc)
 
 
 
Want to encourage your team at work? Well don't, as apparently that is "toxic positivity". Just get intoxicated, instead
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Thu October 07, 2021
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Soon you'll be able to paint your home with a shimmery North Atlantic Blue. That's not a good thing
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Wed October 06, 2021
(Politico (Europe))
 
 
 
It isn't. It never was. And it never will be
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Man sleeping naked on floor gets bitten on bawls by centipede. Then things get unpredictable (possible nsfw content on page)
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Semi-Final of UEFA Nations League, which is totally not the Euros, has Italy, who did win the Euros, facing Spain. Can Italy continue their dominance? Will Spain have over a thousand passes? It all goes down at 2:30 pm ET on ESPN2
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
If you are a sufferer from endometriosis 🎵 And you haven't yet received a proper diagnosis 🎵 You'll find fertility treatment a very tricky process 🎵 And end up with no children and a bundle of neurosis.🎵
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Olympic cyclist who won silver in Tokyo reveals she did it while needing a tandem bike
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Tue October 05, 2021
(Fark)
 
 
 
The Tuesday Night Science Channel Discussion Thread, 9PM Eastern
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(Fox 5 New York)
 
 
 
"Leon Suseran was on his way to work when he was attacked from behind. The vein on his hand punctured, his pain was outmatched by surprise to find out who is being attacked, by a rooster." Difficulty: New York City
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
You're not going out of the house in those tight jeans, young lady. They'll give you a wedgie, cellulitis, and septic shock
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Mon October 04, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
R-E-S-P-E-C-T. That's what this post office means to me
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
You're doing it wrong
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(CNN)
 
 
 
I DRTFA, so I assume it involved blood sugar sex magik
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
This is almost physically painful to type: Geraldo Rivera is 100% right
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Sun October 03, 2021
(IndieWire)
 
 
 
Daniel Craig says making Quantum of Solace was as painful as watching it
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(BestLife)
 
 
 
Here are the side effects to expect if you get the Moderna booster. Also, comes with the side effect of not dying of COVID
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Sat October 02, 2021
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Forbes presents an article about Google Chrome that pretty much paints it as the Antichrist
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Fri October 01, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
This cancer survivor has had enough of your toxic positivity. So say we all
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Thu September 30, 2021
(9 News)
 
 
 
Man finds painting at Goodwill that seems familiar. Then realizes why
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Tue September 28, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
The Purdue Pharma/Sackler family settlement will give victims and their families a check for tree fiddy and a coupon for 50% off the co-pay on their next prescription for OxyContin
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Mon September 27, 2021
(AlterNet)
 
 
 
Short answer: No. Long answer: Nooooooooooo
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
A team of scientists have developed a 3D-printed vaccine patch providing an easy and painless way to deliver 5G service
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Thu September 23, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
"Dutch boy gets court permission for vaccine amid parents' disagreement." Son-of-a--- They're sneaking it into our PAINT now?
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Wed September 22, 2021
(National Institutes of Health)
 
 
 
Subby found this article on "foot orgasm syndrome" while searching for something unrelated and wanted to share
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Mon September 20, 2021
(Kyodo News)
 
 
 
There are a lot of things that don't belong on a hamburger. For example, whatever this is
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
If you're just now waking up in Ann Arbor and find yourself painted blue with a zebra head mask tied to your foot and new pet llama, last weekend was Magic Mushroom Day at Entheofest. Or this could be normal, I guess
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Amy Schumer's uterus is no longer inside Amy Schumer
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(CNN)
 
 
 
*POP*
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Sun September 19, 2021
(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
"We're in Vegas, we've got a full tank of gas, a limo, tons of booze, two hookers, it's dark out, and we're Connecticut police officers." .. "Hit it"
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(The US Sun)
 
 
 
Woman looks in the mirror after $300 haircut. Rare haircut trifecta now in play
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Welcome Fark Artists to your Fartist Friday Contest. For "National Tattoo Story Day" we're sharing pictures & stories of our tattoos, or show us a drawing you've made of one you like using MSPaint or pen/paper, and share the inspiration behind them
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Fri September 17, 2021
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Whitest paint in the world can help stop climate change. Marco Rubio seen lathering in it
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
"Snapped that s*** in half" is not something you want to hear your offensive lineman say when discussing his leg
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
"Snapped that s*** in half" is not something you want to hear your offensive lineman say when discussing his leg
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Thu September 16, 2021
(Bon Appetit)
 
 
 
Evidently, there's a tool that replaces tofu with meat
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Elton John not still standing, postpones tour to 2023
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Floriduh Chiropractor, who's not in any way a Doctor, signed hundreds of Medical mask exemptions for Sarasota County schoolkids. CNN confronts him next to his pickup truck with "Freedom Fighter" and the 'Murcan flag painted on it
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Wed September 15, 2021
(Merriam-Webster)
 
 
 
The Merriam-Webster word of the day for September 15 is 'tribulation' as in: "Captain Kirk suffered tremendous tribulation when the Enterprise docked at Space Station K7, after opening a cargo bay door and being showered with small furry animals"
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Mon September 13, 2021
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Yes
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Yes
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Sun September 12, 2021
(Comic Book)
 
 
 
Daryl finds himself a captive of Pope and the Reapers, who have marked Maggie for death. Will Daryl escape the clutches of the violent villains and make it to his own spinoff? Will an old face return? The Walking Dead, 9 PM ET on AMC
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Thu September 09, 2021
(Independent)
 
 
 
Spain neglects to rake its forests. 600 people evacuated
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Wed September 08, 2021
(KPVI Pocatello)
 
 
 
Got paint?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Van Gogh Museum in Amsterdam declared a long lost Van Gogh painting the same thing as your wife's orgasm
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Tue September 07, 2021
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
It so happens that your friend here was only MOSTLY dead. There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. Mostly dead is slightly alive. With all dead, well, with all dead there's usually only one thing you can do
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Weed can help relieve chronic pain, reduce PTSD symptoms, and help with MS. It also contributes to heart attacks. Harsh
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Trey Mancini of the Orioles sits out for "General Soreness." No word on if that's an upgrade from Major Pain or if he will face Corporal Punishment from Captain Obvious. I suppose that's a Private Matter
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Mon September 06, 2021
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
8% of Austrians suffer from pathological insomnia. But if you lived in a place where everything exists to kill you violently and painfully you'd most likely lose a few ZZZs too
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(BNNBloomberg)
 
 
 
SBD: farts or covid?
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Sat September 04, 2021
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
OU paints Tulane's logo to make them feel more at home while they destroy them by 70 points
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Fri September 03, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Remember that shocking moment almost three years ago when a Banksy painting started shredding itself in front of a shocked audience? Weren't you shocked? Well, get ready to be shocked -- it's for sale, and worth six times its previous value. Shocking
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Wed September 01, 2021
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Oh, a "paint" job. Roight. No worries then, mate
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Tue August 31, 2021
(WWE)
 
 
 
Tonight on NXT: Johnny Wrestling brawls with L.A. Knight over who gets to be in Regal's office, Ciampa takes on a Bold & The Beautiful cast member & Roddy attempts to knock Jiro out of his sport coat. Mandy? Tune in starting at 8 PM ET on USA
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Believe it or not, this painting is a fake
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Sun August 29, 2021
(Fark)
 
 
 
Welcome Fark Artists to your Fartist Friday Contest. This week it's Show & Tell Volume 11: Show us a favorite work of art you've made & Tell us the story behind your inspiration, etc. Share with us photos, paintings, jewelry, poetry - any art medium
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Thu August 26, 2021
(GQ)
 
 
 
Photoshop a better Basquiat painting for Beyoncé and Jay-Z to admire
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Wed August 25, 2021
(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Moderna has taken the steps for Full FDA approval. As bonus good news, the company also requested to expand authorization to adolescents ages 12-17
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Tue August 24, 2021
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Woman says Brazillian butt surgery leaves her unable to sit down, looks like she will have a hard time lying prone as well (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sun August 22, 2021
(Dutch News)
 
 
 
Dutch cop on holiday in Spain nabs suspect in stabbing incident back home. Criminal now expects a Spanish extradition
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Sat August 21, 2021
(WTOP)
 
 
 
If you stole a lead paint test tool, Maryland officials would like a word with you. Preferably before you make a mess with the radioactive cobalt inside
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Fri August 20, 2021
(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Sir, this is a Wendy's
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(NFL)
 
 
 
Chris Berman voice: Jalen "my stomach" Hurts
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Thu August 19, 2021
(StudyFinds)
 
 
 
Average American says they only have 13 truly pain-free days every year. Subby just popped another Tylenol as he typed this and wished for just one day
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Wed August 18, 2021
(Wrestling Inc)
 
 
 
Brian Knobbs has a nasty case of a stomach issue. Probably got it from rewatching Hulk Hogan's Celebrity Championship Wrestling
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Let's look at some of the states that ARE inviting Afghan refugees. Probably not a complete list, but it's a start
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(Slate)
 
 
 
If you have a good imagination and find yourself immersed in chaos, just daydream your way out of it. Delusion works too
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
In the "Ya Don't Say?" category: A Republican congressional candidate who actually witnessed Mike Lindell's "attack" says that Mike Lindell was not attacked
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Mon August 16, 2021
(Eat This Not That)
 
 
 
Scientists have decoded the secret things you do with zucchini
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Dale Earnhardt Jr. is being showered with praise for helping his wife after a jellyfish sting
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Sat August 14, 2021
(The Drive)
 
 
 
Nissan introduces something no one ever asked for: disappearing touch sensitive HVAC controls on their upcoming Ariya EV SUV
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Fri August 13, 2021
(KOB4)
 
 
 
First week of school and already a school shooting and a dead child
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Wed August 11, 2021
(USA Today)
 
 
 
I got it...I got it...OUCH
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Tue August 10, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Professional paintballer kicked off team for making fun of teenager infected with COVID-19, saying he doesn't need the vaccine but instead, "a farking treadmill." In other news, there are professional paintballers
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Mon August 09, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Apparently it takes a minimum of 6 people dying and 10-15 ending up in the hospital for their church to start promoting the Covid vaccine. "Davis ... is certain the members didn't contract the virus at the church"
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Sun August 08, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Ever wondered why Olympic divers shower after every dive? And what's with those itty-bitty towels? Oh, and all that weird tape, too, what's up with that?
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Sat August 07, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Sadopopulism: 1) inflict pain by mismanaging crises, 2) blame resultant grievances on political adversaries, 3) pwn the libs
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Fri August 06, 2021
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
O.J. Simpson says he was worried he might die from the stabbing pains of COVID-19
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Thu August 05, 2021
(Aviation International News)
 
 
 
"Fuselage surface below the paint is degrading at an accelerated rate" is probably not what you want to discover on your Airbus A350 fleet
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Washington Football Team finally bans Native American-inspired headdresses, face paint. Fans expected to dress as Aliens now when they play the Cowboys
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Tue August 03, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Having ended his continental vacation after traveling about 2,500 miles along the coast of western Europe including Spain, Wales, and Cornwall, Wally the Walrus heads back north knowing its not the journey, it's the bukkits along the way
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Mon August 02, 2021
(MovieWeb)
 
 
 
George RR Martin: A new ending is coming. Still-hurt viewers: But the Fans Remember
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Sun August 01, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Indecisive robbers/pranksters/TikTok stars case Taco John's before donning ski masks, and shooting it up-with paintballs -via the Drive-Thru. Make up your minds, emo kids
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
About the time the Beatles and the Stones teamed up to state the obvious
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Sat July 31, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Burger King fires employee for smuggling their secret ingredient
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Fri July 30, 2021
(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Filling your body with extra D will not help the pain in your bowels
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Thu July 29, 2021
(Fox 8 New Orleans)
 
 
 
Mississippi man says getting Covid could cost you an arm and a leg. Well, a leg anyway
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(Fox 8 New Orleans)
 
 
 
Mississippi man says getting Covid could cost you an arm and a leg. Well, a leg anyway
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
This is the part of the sitcom where the childish brat paints a line down the middle of the room
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
SEIA
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
This is why people call the police when the neighbor's music is too loud instead of just knocking on their door
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Wed July 28, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Yeah, and all of that bad vaccine advice is coming from your side, Yertle
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Tue July 27, 2021
(Cleveland 19)
 
 
 
Reminiscent of the cartoon where Daffy Duck goes around painting mustaches on everything
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Looks like we're gonna need to do some touch-up work on a whole lot of Andy Warhol paintings
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Mon July 26, 2021
(WJCL Savannah)
 
 
 
Covid signs a flashin' / Our grannies and old men passin' in the night / The distant moanin' of that pain / Seems to play the sad refrain of the right
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Thu July 22, 2021
(CBS 42 Birmingham)
 
 
 
Grab your fainting salts, everyone. Governor Kay Ivey (R-AL) just announced it's the fault of all the unvaccinated folks for latest spike in COVID-19 cases, hospitalizations, deaths
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Dump her. Now, Yesterday, whichever is more convenient
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Wed July 21, 2021
(Variety)
 
 
 
COOOVID. You've got me on my knees, COVID. I'm begging darling please, COVID. Darling, won't you kill my aging fans?
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Sun July 18, 2021
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Puppy owner horrified after her husky pups turn into smurfs and paint her house blue
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
The antivenom may have helped more than prayer
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Sat July 17, 2021
(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Yinz know what would be a good idea - lets paint the city's firetrucks gray
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Fri July 16, 2021
(US News)
 
 
 
How can the United Arab Emirates, Uruguay, Canada, Chile, Singapore, the UK, Netherlands, Israel, Belgium, Denmark, Qatar, Mongolia, Bahrain, Finland, Portugal, Spain, Italy, Germany, Norway, and Hungary have more per capita vaccinations than the US?
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Thu July 15, 2021
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
NFL to players: "we so very badly want you to get vaccinated, that....if you get vaxxed, we won't drug test you for marijuana." Hey, whatever it takes is what it takes, right?
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Today's Fark-ready headline: Save Yourself From 'Dead Butt Syndrome'
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Cobra kisser should not have used the French method (possible nsfw content on page)
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Wed July 14, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Calm has once more been restored in Spain after settlement of the great with-onions or without-onions omelette controversy
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Tue July 13, 2021
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
I'll take "Painfully obvious attempts to disguise a PS5 commercial as a Jeopardy category because both are Sony brands" for 200
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Scientists develop pain-free blood sugar test for diabetics using saliva, in move which is totally not just some cheap way to get people to let them put their probes in their mouths
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Mon July 12, 2021
(Archaeology Magazine)
 
 
 
In a rare move, the Brooklyn Museum is returning thousands of stolen artifacts
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(WWLP)
 
 
 
If you're going to shoot paintballs at city cameras, wear a mask, because,ya know, they take pictures
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Fri July 09, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Centuries-old Hawaii petroglyphs damaged by yobs firing paintballs at cliff
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(This Is Colossal)
 
 
 
If you like art with skulls and skeletons, you will love these whimsical paintings
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Wed July 07, 2021
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
NYPD "Game Truck" might as well have "FREE CANDY" spray painted on the side. Land Shark seen furiously scribbling down notes
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Finally, a movie that does not paint Boston in a bad light like gangster films Oh, it's about desegregation in the 1970s? Wicked uncool, man
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(Euro Weekly News)
 
 
 
UK to ban boiling lobsters alive. Crustacean rights advocates hope chefs are steamed
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Tue July 06, 2021
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Face painted goblin with horn hat denied pre-trial release. Bonus: lawyer promised judge he'd keep him in a undisclosed "secure location"
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Pope Francis, recovering from surgery, eats breakfast, takes a walk. No word if he poops in the woods
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
It's the first semifinal of Euro 2020 from Wembley and it's two historic powers going at it. Can Italy overcome the injury in their back line or will Spain's improving form carry them to the final? Kickoff is at 3pm ET
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Attention Tik Tok users, please stop putting garlic up your nose. Sincerely, doctors and rational human beings
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Mon July 05, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
Biden: US "coming back together." Well, about half of it. The other half is too busy licking lead painted walls
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Fri July 02, 2021
(WKOW Madison)
 
 
 
Water tower painting crew in Wisconsin has some regerts
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
'Man who blew off fingers in fireworks mishap shares advice he wishes he'd taken a year ago'
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Day 1 of the Euro 2020 quarterfinals starts at Noon ET with Switzerland taking on Spain. Then at 3 PM, a possibly short handed Belgium faces Italy
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Bettie Page and Divine paint-bombed from I-5
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
I see a blue screen and I want to paint it black
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Building pancake-collapses in an area of the country known for asshattery. This is not a repeat
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Thu July 01, 2021
(JSTOR)
 
 
 
Rain fell like bullets on the DC pavement. I pulled my horned helmet low, face paint running red, white and blue as it drained into the gutter, where this whole country is. I was on a case, sent by someone known only as Q. Only I could stop the steal
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Chris Hayes brings the pain
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Wed June 30, 2021
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Midnight at the oasis, send your camel to bed. Shadows painting our faces, traces of romance in our heads. Heaven's holding a half-moon shining just for us in an MSNBC discussion thread for 7pm ET
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(Independent)
 
 
 
The biggest key is being white. Next is being pretty. Then comes being female. And knowing Superman doesn't hurt
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Some fans outraged that they will have a Howard Stern free summer of hearing about rescue cats and painting
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Jamie Lee Curtis to receive Lifetime Achievement Award from Venice Film Festival, no doubt for enduring those painful Halloween sequels and reboots
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Customers will be the ones feeling Au Bon's Pain
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Tue June 29, 2021
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Artistic octopus paints with tentacles at Florida Aquarium. And yet, when I try to paint with an octopus, everyone acts all horrified
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Apparently History just doesn't like Serena Williams
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Halsey chooses Trent Reznor and Atticus Ross to produce her next album, spurning Uncle Albert
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(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Conservatives in Canada decide to just go full MAGA
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Mon June 28, 2021
(Mational Day Calendar)
 
 
 
Today is National Paul Bunyan Day, so let's all take a moment to consider proper foot care and preventing toe injuries and pain
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Round of 16 at Euro 2020 continues at noon ET with Croatia hoping that Spain's scoring explosion last week was a fluke. Then at 3pm ET, it's a border war as Switzerland faces France
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Sat June 26, 2021
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Discovering that Tiddlywink which had been lodged in your nose for nearly four decades is another valid reason for getting a Covid test
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Fri June 25, 2021
(Messy Nessy Chic)
 
 
 
The Green Lady and the painter
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Most painful Ouchi ever (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
The trailer for Halloween Kills has arrived
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